/ss13g/ spessmen on a Spess Station

unban all the unfair permabans

>>165542413
But I'm lazy... Alright, fair enough. It might be a fun thing to look at since I've always been a lil bit interested in this stuff.

But only cause you made it sound exciting and cause you seem overloaded.

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>>165542765
It's exciting, satisfying, rewarding when it works and mind breaking frustration when it doesn't and you can't figure out why.

Coding is a very rewarding hobby and you learn real, transferrable skills. It isn't like making a minecraft mod so you can be Furd the Furfag.

And I am overloaded, thank you for noting it. Fortunately I manage my schedule and do what I need to do and get what we need from those that can.

You can code. I know it. Because I can code and I've struggled every step of the way.

unban all the unfair permabans

unban all waifus!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUOzyhePpwo

>waifu shitters are on discord with cropped hentai as their display images

I can guess what their steam profiles look like too.

These people are parodies of themselves.

>>165543558
>avada now starts every round as an assistant to get insulated gloves then runs to the hop to get his id changed to "healslut"
just ban these fags

>>165543635
That just ruins the humor in it when you self-request it, jesus.
When can we just get rid of them? Rule 0 or something, who the fuck actually cares.

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>you step out of your department
>see this
What do?

>>165544305
ask him to unban 2hotdogs

>>165544305
feed it

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>>165544305

Which waifu is best for marriage?

You just got in an extended fight with an antag. You managed to put him down, but he wounded you pretty bad. You're worried you might not make it to medbay before you die. If that antag has friends, you're toast. Luckily, you have a gift from your friendly chemist- a general purpose "panic pill".

What's in that pill? (50u)

>>165546380
spiritbreaker.

>>165546380
neurotoxin

>>165546380
mutagen

>>165546380
the answer is 50u of nutrient so you become a fat fuck and never make it to medbay, because there are no friendly people on this station

>>165546380
5u Medical Nanobots

>>165546380
10u leporazin, 10u dexplus, 5u oxycodone, 5u bicaridine, 5u antitoxin, 7.5u kelotane, 7.5u dermaline

T. Friendly chemist

>>165546380
50u water
gotta stay hydrated

>>165547363
>oxycodone
Into the trash it goes

>>165547363
Could probably trade out 5u of that leporazin to make it 10u bicaridine

How rigged can one vote be?

>>165547363
>no pepto

>>165547509
you mean 50u brawndo

>>165546380
50u sugar, Placebo is real

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??

>>165546380

26u Creatine, 10u leporazin, 4u imidaz, 5u bicari, 5u keloderma, 1u synapt, 10u antitox

266

>>165546380
It's a noreact pill with polysmoke

I wait until his friends arrive and try to take at least one with me

>>165548193
The issue with this is that it kills you in about ten minutes if you can't produce more creatine.

How do you get rid of creates you ordered?

Newfag here. Currently reading stuff so I don't fuck up when I play for the first time.
How long do the rounds last?
And I remember someone mentioning being able to "just observe the run", has that changed? Because I'd prefer to watch others play a pair of rounds to get familiar with the game.

>>165550117
Rounds last an average of an hour or so. Sometimes as quick as half an hour, sometimes as long as two hours.

You can still observe rounds.

>>165550262
I see, thank you.

>>165550117
you can choose to observe before joining the round yeah. deadchat is chill and you can ask them questions.

rounds can go from half an hour to usually about 2/3 hours max, after 2 hours admins can fuck with the round more than usual

>>165549968

Either put them back on the shuttle and send them back, or cut them down for FREE METAL with a welding tool.

ebin round fellas

>>165550117
Join server, make sure all your special role prefs are turned off, hit OBSERVE, revel at the salt in deadchat.

Hit F1 for questions, don't ask in OOC (although deadchat is semi-okay)

>Det finds that the distro is plasma
>Medbay is locked the fuck down within a minute

Shame the bartender in the hardsuit decided to run further into medbay for some strange reason, we all could've survived that

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>>165548195
TWO SIX SIX

>>165550819
AAH

non wizard non-contructs were made for JUGG FIST

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Everything a wizard could want out of apprentices and an army of undead, y'all did me proud.

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I want to headpat Avada!

>>165553985
>still lost because of my autistic engineering

tip top kek

>>165553985
>Tell atmos to flood N2O or everyone'll die
>"uhhh maybe not"
>everyone dies

C A R B O N S

ben vgarrison is my favourite homegrown meme

Can I have a stable level 5 singularity, as long as the field generators are spaced around far enough for it to exist?

>>165554270
and what would that do to the wiz on internals and the artificers?

>>165554413
I think at that point it has the ability to tear off bolted down things, so no.
You could try it on the test serb or host your own game.

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>nuklear wants to remove suicide and ghosting

what is with nuklear and removing things

>mommi cant see mobs
>cant suicide
>cant ghost
>cant double image
>cant boo

I fucking swear this dude is incompetent as shit. He's worse than killette,

>>165555108
>Oh shit I've been kidnapped, better just up and away my soul so I can say I've cucked them so hard out of their valids XD

>>165555338
If people couldn't ghost, they'd just log out.

>>165555628
And you can still succ braindeads but you cannot succ catatonic people.
There are also people who legit succumb when they are being succed by a vampire simply to deny them usable blood.

It is basically being a little bitch because you got caught by an antag.

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>>165555956
>not succumbing the instant you hit crit to force vamps to capture more people and potentially get caught
it's like you don't even powergame

>>165542656
source?

>>165556464
Asanagi

>>165556404
Then people complain that vampires are cowards who don't take risks. You are adding to the extendedness of that mode.

>>165554686
I distinctly remember on meta someone tried to loose and it was stage 5 and everything was still intact

think they emagged it to 3 power

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>>165542973
But there's no reward for political philandering in a decade old byond game.
https://youtu.be/3xZmlUV8muY

CARBONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i want the carbons to leave

That's why MoMMI is the best silicon

for once i can say silicones did nothing wrong

thanks for trashing the shitters borgs

Carbons were a mistake.

>>165555956
i just dont feel like sitting there for 8 years for him to succ all my blood.

>>165555108
Why is our coderbase the king of niggers.

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>>165557242
Maybe the problem is with succ roles and not suicide.

>>165559924
It doesn't even take that long. It only takes long if he decides to heal you up and use you as a blood bank.
But vampires who do that will also thrall you after they get enthrall, which means you get to keep playing.

If a vamp succs you and doesn't try to keep you alive you will die easily within 5 minutes. Just tab out or something.

>>165560519
nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhno
it excites me sexually so it needs to be considered as grandfathered in and no modifications can ever be made to any of the core mechanics or there will be literal and figurative hell to pay mark my fucking words

>>165560382
Nuklear has nothing to do with the coders, other than occasionally opening a stupid and profoundly long-winded issue

>>165550669
Cargo account LITERALLY gets paid for every crate you send back

Where should I look for the definition of the zburn function? I can't seem to find it in fire.dm

>>165563979
It's in Fire.dm.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/ZAS/Fire.dm#L270

I just Ctrl+F'd for "zburn".

>>165563491
Like ten bucks per crate, it's really fucking nothing. You get more from the wages anyway.

>>165566475
Thank you! I must've glossed over it: I expected it to be a standard C definition like "int zburn()"

pls no you cant do this to me

ded

I was having such a nice time.

ded?

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>finally make station carbon neutral
>serb dies

>find strange dice and mythril
>about to go flaunt my mad miner loot at the station
>serb die

The game is frozen, but the server is responsive. Try disconnecting. You can just reconnect.

Probably needs a hard reset.

>walk in fire
>slip on peel
>se

IT'S NOT DEAD

DED SERb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOIqaI51xpo

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RIP Serb
You were shot down in your prime.

>>165567541
ITS DEAD

Recon does nothing. Looks like some admin slipped on the wire to his server after eating to many cheetos and hot pockets. you FAT FUCK! GET OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

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I wanne feed the chickens!

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>Tfw was omw to brig before serb dies.
>fuck you QM, you're not my Qm

>>165567683
I wanna butcher the chickens and use their meat to make chewing gum and candy!

was there even more than 1 vamp?

>get operated on
>doctor takes me off table
>throws me headfirst into a wall
>other doctor takes over
>gives me the succ

wew

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>3 collector disposals SME rig
>this output
The collectors seem to sperging when things get ashed, sometimes they barely produced any power

GIVE ME SPESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>165568127
So that's why there was no light in cargo.
At least it happened after ridiculous amount of crates with grass

FIX THIS AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>165568241
Theoretically engineering should've given you power too.
We should fix this sometime

>A greyshirt keeps making botany kudzu
>On the sly, make a better kudzu spliced with poppies and carrots for brute treatment and eye treatment
>Dig up some of the grass that's now the station's floor, plant the modified kudzu in a storage room just bordering the paramedics office, put some robust harvest in it, and weld the door and make some false walls in and out
>Almost got to test my 'throw in and treat' room before the server crashed

Shame

>>165568241
There were no lights in cargo because the lights blew out from a random event I think.

Why do antags ever resist arrest when its just a fluff charge?

We had no idea it was vamps and were just booking someone for theft, suddenly he eye-blasts me and beats me to near death. If he just gave up when hailed he wouldnt've been outed and subsequent destroyed

>>165568753
metagays.
Sometimes another vamp gets outed before and then the HoS/ a random greyshirt says "OOOH better drag him to the chapel, he might be a bloodsucker!!11!!1!!!!!"

>>165568753
This always happens with lings and vamps.
A petty charge lands on them, they panic, they get their shits kicked in. It's endless.

Restart when?

I have no life and I must REEEEEEE

>>165569089
when you restart it

Random event ideas?

>Bluespace switcharoo - Several peoples positions are swapped at random, they feel a slight tingling, and unless they're standing in a doorway within 10 seconds, they get swapped to somebody else who is also tingling. This includes corpses
>Distro backup - Scrubbers start steadily pulling in small objects, and spitting them out elsewhere

Some additions on current random events

>Targetted advertising - Rather than they just start firing their contents at people, it works its way up steadily
>First the slogans the vending machines shout start increasing in probability
>Potentially switch to a 'hostile advertising' list
>Then it starts firing its contents at people
>If it's succesful in finding people to shoot at, it will continue to do so
>If it can't find anyone to fire at within 2 minutes, the vending machine comes alive, akin to being shot with a staff of change, firing its contents wildly and ramming the crew to death

>>165569192
brb hacking mainframe

is pomf ded?

>>165569316
get out

I think chairs should be kicked over and then can be picked up and used as a weapon

for when the shuttle hits the end and everyone starts killing eachother with chairs

when you kill someone with a chair jim ross sound clip should play ' BAH GOD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY'

It's somewhat satisfying to see all your work go up in a blaze of catastrophe but this is just depressing.

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save me

>>165569316
>Distro backup
>Affects scrubbers
0/10 idea guy. Stop trying to think.

Anyone here around couple rounds ago when some AI was with pala and tried to kill HOP and detective with laser beams. ALso had her borgs destroy the computers that control the borgs. And he would not stop bitching that his ass got destroyed after it was compromised by the wizard on station?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i96lprAfRU

Vid related is him. he was so autistic.

i have no serb and i must waste my life

Also what the fuck happened with cap erping with AI?

>>165570271
>he was so autistic
pot kettle etc

How to fix VG:
Remove Hippie players.
Ban the Eve metaclub, especially sawbones and kolith.
Deadmin female admins.
unban 2hotdogs

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Man bomb autism is hard...
How do you do pre-ignition, over pressure and that moles thing.

> pink haired girl has some loser dweeb flirting with her.

> my brown character rolls up tell her she needs some real manly med cock.

> she agress and we start flirting

> virtual safe space is ruined for autistic loser he reports me to admins.

> Admins uhm WHY ARE YOU ERPING!

Wow just wow. so because i ruined your virtual space and KEKED you just like STACY cucked you with tyrone you report me?

>>165571086
Bomb autism is theoretically proving your bomb is the best bomb, not blindly stumbling through mixes and groundlessly claiming you know toxins in and out. I've seen way too many people act high and mighty, boasting their toxins prowess after learning just the basics.

serb still dead?

Is there a single character that's not an absolute shitter with THAT haircut

you know the exact one

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>>165571878
Yup

>>165571928
High Ponytail?
CIA?

>>165571928
I like that haircut.

>>165570271
that was my doing (the clown)

I ran in there, stole a freeform module, said I was the only human on the station and uploaded it before the borgs could get me

Then the wizard swapped places with me kek

A moment of silence for the serb.

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>>165571878
>>165571947
Who's up for some sexy silicon ERP in the meantime?

>>165570338
Play games you actually enjoy playing or get new hobbies if you think you're wasting your time, and stop trying to mold an identity out of your personal problems.

How does everyone else think a sec Borg should act? I try to be nice and never bullshit people with possible hams or ignore law 2s unless I saw the person kill a guy, but I still get called a shitter. Is it just salty antags or should I stop playing sec Borgs?

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FUCKING LOCKER SHITCODE CRASHED THE SERVER

THIS IS YOUR FAULT SMALL BOSS

DEAD MIN WHEN

IT'S UP!!!

>>165572897
Security will be called shit REGARDLESS of how shit you actually are, that's just part of the job description

>>165572909
>using white theme
atleast i am not that gay

Chemistry ideas?

>Slightly radioactive chem from radium, that lets you glow in the dark
>Up on that for highly radioactive chem that lets you glow brighter

>Combining hyronalin, vodka, and nutriment gives you a chem that gives you slight radiation and mutation resistance

>>165572897
Just follow your laws and remember you're no more part of security than a janiborg.

There is no rank, there are no departments.
There is only your laws.

>>165568753
I can't speak for anyone else, but if there's cult or vamps then 99% of the time when i get arrested on those round types no matter the charge security has the warden or holy water etc for every single person who gets arrested. Hell, a couple weeks ago shitcurity didnt know how to check for vampires and nearly beat me to death with a bible they found. Twice. I wasn't a vampire.

>>165573292
I generally do this, and I think I am pretty good about minding my law set, but this makes people dislike my play more I think. For example, I could be chasing a criminal, or just be anywhere near the clown or brig and be ordered to stun security, which I must do. I also am forced to go full valid hunt if ordered to arrest suspicious people or if I find out someone is harming.

Well shit. A while ago, somebody got in contact with me via discord to give me a list of stuff to code

If you're still here, can you send it again? I might have lost it.

>>165574241
Wait, nevermind, turns out I have you listed as a friend so I can still access previous conversations.

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>>165572897
Remember that in default Asimov you're not here to enforce space law or even work with security. You are here to stop human harm in progress, serve the crew, and serve the AI. Coordinate with security as requested, but they have no precedence over any other crew member, and you have no loyalty to them; ensure that the security does not cause human harm in the execution of space law. Do not let them get away with killing people.

When you get switched to NT Default, the only difference is that you follow chain of command in tiered rank order: captain, hos/hop/cmo/rd, all other employees, clown/mime/assistant. You are still not a part of the security department.

When you get switched to Robocop, only now are you a lawman.

When you get switched to Paladin, play it as NT Default except you get to validhunt without explicit instructions. (despite the infamy of the silicon, you should only be valid-hunting on instruction by a valid authority or the AI prior to being switched to this or Robocop) BE CAREFUL since this is the classic silicon banbait lawset.

>server goes down so meta club can have a private game

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is it wrong to loot the flash on security checkpoint as a IAA agent?
i helps so much against shitters that try to steal the briefcase

and speaking of briefcase, cuffed briefcase when?, can only be removed if you swipe your ID on it or someone saws your arm

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>>165574691
>They decide to take down the server and replace it with a metaclub-only server

Protips to idiots:
Sucking someones blood while they're unconcious still gives them the 'latches onto your neck' message

You can't flash people who have helmets on

>>165575335
It does still give them the message, but they're unconscious, so they don't technically know IC!

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>>165574691
>server goes down except between late hours MSK on weekends

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Well Well Well.. the server is down again so i think its that time again.
Post your static and rate others.

>>165575746
Greyshirt McAssistant

Redshirt McHarmbatton is cancer, rule 0 when?

>>165575746
Avada Colander.

>>165575607
>implying I don't immediately go to the chapel and request the person be put into crit with the holy book

>>165575746
Daniel Dredd

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>>165575746
Rina Visser

>>165576027
Stealls litteraly anything if i ask for something, a huge help sometimes. Gets arrested every single round.

>>165575746
Kelly Baker

I have a couple.
Foo Kin Gik and Ginger Allen are the ones I've been playing most.

Kaylie Morgan!

>>165576389
meant to quote
>>165575746

>>165576491
die you green haired demon

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>>165575746
Rin Fukuimoto

>>165576642
you have to go back

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>>165575746
Ayla Mao

>>165576349
Top Notch roboticist.

>>165576563
But I'm blonde now!

>>165576068
lern2atmos

Green haired Devil?

>>165576642

Fun to be around!

>>165576642
Valid Hunting SS on drugs who can be robust as fuck but makes the security department incompetent most of the times.

>>165576642
Annoying fucker that either valid hunts or is a massive shutter every round. Stop picking actual jobs just to be able to tide with extra access. Also, the next time I see you breaking into cargo for a hook shot, I am going to beat you into crit and leave drag your ass to the vox outpost.

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>>165575746
Atomsk Bazzar

>>165576314

I really like you a lot.

>>165576721
Pretty good doctor.

>>165573921
i think that stun could be considered harm, you can stun people when they would do a bigger harm if they aren't stopped.
by the way i never play borg so i don't really know.

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>>165575746
Zoey Walker

>>165576027
Sometimes I hate you. You mainly sketch me out due to your jarring hot pink hair

>>165576389
Stay in science and embrace the autism.

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>>165575746
isaac lifof

>>165577295
stun is not considered harm unless its impeding their ability to escape a hazard.

>>165575746
I too wish to have my existence validated

>>165576027
I pray every day that you finally get rule 0'd and I cannot wait for the day that it finally happens. I am pretty sure that if I dug through logs I could probably dig up enough to make a ban request already, but then everyone would call out my autistic hate of you.

>>165577369
An allright mechanic.

>>165577295
stuns having a chance to blow up mechanical hearts when?

>>165573228
sounds dumb
already have slime extracts that do that

>>165577369
I learned how to cargonia properly from observing you
(AME, shield gen, cut disposals, cut AI controls)

>>165577369

My husbando!

>>165577654
That make the user glow, or that just make a lava lamp?

>>165577527
>dat ear pussy comment
>one minute suicide
>border line erp early on
>slime girl futa cum sock
Compared to back in the day is Avada tame as fuck.

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Stan Gee, Jackson Cox

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>>165576027
good employee

Copy/pasted proof of Rin being a stupid piece of shit in game. Spoilered because IC from current round in thread

The piano has been drinking,
My necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York,
The jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut,
And the spotlight looks like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes,
And the balcony is on the make
And the piano has been drinking,
The piano has been drinking

And the menus are all freezing,
And the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid,
And he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking,
The piano has been drinking
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
Cream puff casper milk toast
And the owner is a mental midget
With the I.Q. of a fence post
'Cause the piano has been drinking,
The piano has been drinking

And you can't find your waitress
With a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you
Just can't get served without her
And the box office is drooling,
And the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling,
And the ash-trays have retired
'Cause the piano has been drinking,
The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking,
Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

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Best clowns, go.

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>>165575746
Annie Rodgers

>>165576068

You give me a headache, but are alright.

>>165578070
Shared a pod with me while the station went to hell comfy/10

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>>165578052

>>165577369

STAY. OUT. OF. CHEMISTRY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>165575746
Ailsa Dochartaigh

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>>165578070
I have this pic just for you.

>>165576491

I wish you would notice me.

>>165578305
i like you a lot. good sec and personality

>>165577369
Pretty good, I always see you around and you don't act like a shitter.
>>165576642
>>165576027
Turboshitters that will probably have an orgasm because I gave them a (you), cancer to the server and thread.
>>165576349
Good scientist, I hope you don't give in to the waifu shit.
>>165576721
I like you, despite the dumb name you do your job and don't stir shit.
>>165578070
I don't even know why people waifu post you you are too autistic to even pretend to have human emotions.

Other people I didn't mention are OK by merit of not being shit enough for me to recognize.

>>165578426
Who

(I already posted my name but other people are posting their rates with their name so I wanted to be straightforward too, I am Avada.)

>>165576314
Rina is a very nice person who is willing to teach others their slice of gameplay!

>>165576349
Kelly is nice!

>>165576389
You are very quiet most of the time I see you, you should talk more!

>>165576642
You are nice and robust but can be powergamey!

>>165577301
Zoey is nice as head roles, not nice when they are arresting me! ALSO, you dragged that crit person around earlier and every time i was about to pop the pill in their mouth you moved them away. You just gotta chill.

>>165578305
I like you even if your character hates mine IC!

>>165578479
>I hope you don't give in to the waifu shit.
I'm already being waifu'd and I'm just going with it. It's flattering.

>>165575746
Atashun Sayker

>>165575746

Felicity Rivera

>>165575746
Dragan Ivanovich

>>165577818
slime extract that glows like a flashlight. There's also I virus symptom that makes your glow. So like I said kinda dumb.

>>165576642
Absolute shitter

please stop rolling engineer, you're incompetent

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>tfw staticname but far to intelligent and humble to participate in this embarassing vanity circlejerk with a bunch of bozos who will stop playing ss13 altogether by summer

>>165578305

You are a very angry person and need to relax.

remove the piano has been drinking when?
swap it with the biggie smalls ft thomas the tank engine from the emagged jukebox

>>165578825
But i mostly play atmos tech when doing engineering

>>165575746
>want to know what people think of me
>don't want to seem insecure
oh well, I guess i'll just have to wait a few months for my name to come up organically in the thread

>>165578479
Hi Felicity

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>>165575746
I tend not to have a static name but right now I'm using Nikolai Borschev

Really need to play more SS13, been busy playing other games like Phantom Crash and Rimworld.

>>165575746

Hi i'm Sawbones

>>165578992
That's what I mean, you started a fucking tea party in the middle of atmos

REEE

>>165578651
My favorite security player.

>>165575746
Red October.

>>165572217
*takes out his usb cord

>>165578939
I'll relax when I get banned and not a moment sooner
This station will know my autistic shrieks until it shapes up goddamnit

>>165579081
>AFK in barbones
good admin, boring player

>>165579098
Eh, it was during a moment where nothing was needed to be fixed, and it's nice to take a break from pipe hell

Can POMF wake up

>>165579214
>good admin
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
is that still you sawbones

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>>165575746
FELICITY

ASHE MALLORY

SAWBONES

>>165576349
>>165578581
PURE
U
R
E

>>165579337
nope

>>165579383
server still down.

Seriously you fucking incompetent admins dont have backups? fucking losers

>>165576027
>>165576642
good reasons as to why anime should be illegal
>>165576491
your ok
>>165578070
waifushitter
>>165578305
not that bad of a waifu shitter
>>165578651
would be fine if you would tone down the powergaming
>>165578680
an excellent memer

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BRING THE SERVER BACK OR RIOT

WE DESERVE 10 HIGHLANDER ROUNDS AS COMPENSATION

SME question

does the pressure of coolant matter, or just the temperature?

>>165579787
For damage to the shard, only temperature matters. Being in 0.0001 kPa of superheated gas will murder the shard same as being in a fire.

>Server is down.
>"I guess I'll just try another station."
>Paradise Station
>So many catfolk it's fucking disgusting
>Stab my eyes with a fork until I'm blind
>Leave

>>165575746
Woolery

>>165580090
yog ain't so bad but it's not as smooth

vg spoiled me

>>165575746
Ricky Stick

>>165579787
generally, if a gas pressure is too high it cools lesser; for example, if you do a loop to cool plasma and fill it at 9000 kpa, the lowest temperature that you obtain will be higher than the same loop at 2000 kpa.

for the SME with passive cooling, i usually put about 100 kpa in the cold loop, even something lesser.

you can do tests on the test server btw

>>165575746
Rate me

>>165580282

hi!

>>165579761
>HIGHLANDER
Ew.

Force that shit on me and I'll just lube the halls and kill you when you slip.

>>165580282
Ricky is nice and willing to help out and teach the jobs he is doing to people, even borers!

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>>165578651
Great Detective and kind as fuck!

>>165580282
I reconize your name, you sometimes play science right?

Unban 2hotdogs
Let go of your gay little grudge it's extremely cringy down here in uncanny valley literally shaking right now I can't even

>>165575746
Random name

>>165580282
If you're going to play RD, please learn Toxins. It's a valid science. Also do things that forces science to be less autistic and more interesting. Science is by far the least social department and locking yourself in Xenobio and not emerging until the shuttle arrives doesn't help. There's also huge potential to do fun stuff with slime cores too, but I never see you do anything with it besides the usual "slimeperson self, make pet slimes, and give mats to robotics".

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>>165580589
ur gr8 4 bee'ing urself

I don't understand why there isn't a guitar in the game yet

>>165581142
There is. Buy instrument crates from cargo.

>>165581142
It exists.

>>165581142
what are you talking about. There is an acoustic guitar along with like 12 other instruments in game

>>165581142

There is.

Big band equipment / random instrument.

Protip: it's bugged. You need two hands to play it, but can drop the second one. In essence, you can play one-handed and you can probably even exploit the bug to play with the guitar on your back.

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>>165575746
>>165575952
>>165576027
>>165576068
>>165576314
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>>165576491
>>165576642
>>165576912
>>165577183
>>165577301
>>165577369
>>165577885
>>165578070

>On the day of retribution I am going to enter the hottest Space Station in the Galaxy and I will slaughter every single stuck up spoiled colored hair waifu I see in there.

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>>165580269
>yog ain't so bad

>>165575746
Johnny Caldwell

Pomf is a big dumb cuck and all his subordinates are equal to his sad and pathetic lowly state

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>>165575746
Q uentin

>>165581731
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>165581464
Compared to other servers, I'd rate tg and goon right below vg, then yog right behind those > paradise > russian shit

Pomf is a big cute cluck and all his chickens are equal to his plump and avian feathery state

>>165576068
You're a pretty alright guy
>>165578305
best waifu
>>165581731
You're a big guy

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>>165575952
>>165576027
>>165576068
>>165576314
>>165576349
>>165576389
>>165576491
>>165576642
>>165576721
>>165577183
>>165577301
>>165577369
>>165577885
>>165578070
>>165578305
>>165578590
>>165578651
>>165578680
>>165578938
>>165579124
>>165580106
>>165580282
>>165581459
>>165581469
I want to headpat all of you!

>>165580643
Hello.
>>165580891
Mostly RD or xenobio if I'm in sci.
>>165581065
I'm trying to learn toxin on my own time as well as observing others. I will admit that I'm not the best at it.

>>165582021
Try it an I'll saw it off then implant it in your chest cavity.

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>>165582021
And id like for you to commit slow and painful suicide, cant always get what we want.

>>165582076
The RD can learn toxins so he can blow up the department and force the Scientists to interact with the crew.

Unban sarcalogo and I can stop pretending to be 2hotdogs who I wish I was but never had the skill or tenacity

>>165577183
almost succed me in maint/10

>>165582021
I will defend myself

>>165575746
Max Baum

Pomf is a loser

>>165581308
You should make a bug report.

>>165582561

It's fun. I really wish some 'fixes' were never implemented. For instance: being able to eat entire people with the genetic power. Or, better yet, being able to eat yourself (which I've done in the past, as a clown).

It's a feature.

>>165575746
Marko Bomb

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>>165582504
>Being this buttblasted you can't play on the bleeding edge of ss13 code.

so whats the major differences between /vg/ and /tg/ code?

>>165582915
tg is a simpler more combat focused codebase

>>165582915
tg apparently runs a modded boxstation map

has the tesla

shittier lighting

rougher movement

also apparently a spaniard crew as I just discovered with no law of command

>>165582760
Move this entire thread to reddit
No one who uses 4chan is allowed on this server so why is it here? To turn once proud and noble shitposters into cross dressing sissy faggots reflective of the circle jerk's fetishes to degrade others. You are not above anyone at all here or any where you are sick degenerates who act and think like a cult

>>165582915
>vg
more optimized
more hardcore
efficient and lethal atmos
>tg
runs like shit
a lot more minor features
flashy stuff like tgui and lavaland
butchered chem
shitty atmos system that runs as slow as molasses

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Pomfs on the case. Just a few minutes please good spessmen.

What would investors find on your machines? I hope nothing illegal.

>>165583219
Tell him I demand 3 hours of my life back.

>>165583219
Why does the server always shit the bed while pomf is sleeping?

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>>165583420
i like when i see a massive spoiler block and i know what it will be

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>>165583325
But the server going down gave you your life back. Run, run and live.

>>165583396
I do not know it might be some kind of sentient evil dream catcher.

>tfw no one cares enough to rate me

T-thats a good thing right guys?

It's back up folks. Hurry before it's cult

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Servers up.

>>165578479
you didnt have to be so mean anon

>>165583170
>a lot more minor features
What do you want ported?

>>165583420
Deathsquad on Baby's death

everyone dies

How can i get an accordion?

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>>165583420
This is actually a great idea. I'm going to start work on it today.

>>165583126
>cross dressing
Is that what people do on this server? I wanted to try this server since myother server is long dead and I've wanted to get back into SS13

>>165583947
>implying Killette doesn't know how I value his ideas

You think you're immune to legal action. How cute.

Does anyone happen to have a tutorial guide for SS13 coding?

It looks cool but I don't know jack shit about coding

>>165584158
I'll give u some legal action bby

>>165584274
Ask here: https://discord.gg/saRYX

>>165584356
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?

>>165584158
Explain yourself my fellow anon

>>165580282
Guaranteed access to Heaven.

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>>165584274
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Understanding_SS13_Code
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_GitHub

I fucking hate you

>>165587082
Hey, me too.

>>165587082
you too

>>165587194
>>165587178
you could have amde something really fucking cool here but you god forsaken queers ree and scream and ban everyone who is like you but wont 100% agree with you when you act like complete fucking shit stains you think you don't deserve any blame then you fucking ban away everyone who gives back what you give them. you're damaging society and destroying video games. I actually literally fucking hate you and everything you stand for you fucking retards.

>>165587354
2hotdogs there are plenty of other servers out there

oops I didn't know it mr hotdogs

>>165575746
staticnamers should be permabanned

>>165587824
This is the only server on 4chan 4chan is the only website that matters
move your server to reddit where you belong you'd never ever fucking hear from me ever again you'd never see me or know I exist if you just moved your gay circlejerk to reddit.

If you remain here I will never stop.
You will know my words.
They will twist in your mind
and paranoia will destroy you
and all your relationships

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if you think I have no friends or resources you are gravely mistaken.
You made an enemy out of me.

I want you to know my words came from me.
I want you to know my ability, my power.

I have autism. Do not underestimate me

>>165589023
fuck i'm defeated
how

how could you do this to me

Dionas getting flowers for hair when?

>>165589574
Sprite it you fag

>>165589574
when you sprite it

>>165589574
Code and sprite it
Please

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>>165562246
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13463

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAdniWncWu4

>>165589771
>>165589787
>>165589792

no you do it

>>165584721
hey someone got a picture of my six singularities, did you get the part they all went loose? kek

Imagine for a second
Just imagine being so pathetic that you were 2hotdogs

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Time to start what I've said I'd do for a year.

Deff Medbays about to get redone.

What player do you think has the greatest appreciation for poetry?

>>165594563
Try to add a direct main path to the solars there while you are at it.

>>165594548
it's pathetic to stand up to faggots and queers who seek to mold others to their own image and to hatememe and permaban those who disagree?

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>>165594782
Which ones?

Rin deserves a sec ban period.

>>165595092
Hear me out probe: we keep it as is on that picture, but map in pills on every single floor tile with a variety of chems. In the direct center of medbay we can have a surgery table, defibrillator, cryo cell and CMC. In the top left corner leave a locker containing all medbay related antag objectives. I think this will solve all current problems with deff medbay