/srg/ - speedrunning general

first for sneat sniffing

Spongeboob have started senpaitachi

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SUCK
FPEEDRUNNING

BIG MEME COMING UP

>Currently: GTA Vice City
>Next: Super Mario 3D Land
u sure?

>>165547851
it's recycling

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>this shovelware literally uses open license windows sounds

>hurr durr 2013 was the last good agdq

i'm rewatching it right now and ugh, it's just as bad as this year. have you people considered that you might have gotten too old for this crap? it's been 4 years...

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FRAME

PERFECT

bleep bleep

>>165547884
>shovelware
hold your tongue

>>165547897
They compare their best idolised memories to the current time.

>>165547851
>you add the frame perfection onto the just the right angle to slide off the right way
JUST

Okay so now I have to get dubs. It's a frame perfect trick...

>>165547897
People only remember the highlights. They forget that it was boring as fuck for 95% of the marathon.

This is a very precise trick, but we got it first try.

putting this game during the graveyard shift was a travesty

This run makes Vice City ACE look easy.

>>165548112
They practice the precise tricks to become consistent at them. That's how speedrunning works.

>>165547897
>>165548049
The highs were higher in the older GDQ's mostly because the hype was real.

Speedrunning blew up after 2012 and 2013. Now it's collapsing in on itself because everyone is realizing speedrunning is autistic and not actually fun.

Also, most normies think Speedrunning is fun one time, which is why these marathons get so many viewers. Most average speedrunners get 20-30 equally autistic viewers.

FRAME PRECOGNITION soon

Got these dubs first try

>that final boss fight
wait

what

>I don't even want to see my time.
With all of those frame perfect tricks and first tries?

>>165548205
>not actually fun.
It is fun, it's just not fun to watch. The "marathon" concept was doomed from the start.

Think of it like model train building. Nobody finds model train shows entertaining or fun for more than 5 seconds.

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HÄHÄÄ

IT'S OVER ON THE FIRST TRY

BIG DAY FOR THE SPONGEBOB COMMUNITY

shoutout to cole who basically did everything but im the one running ;^) haHAA

>>165548286
I think there is a brief timeframe where Speedrunning is fun. Then it becomes grinding better times which is tedious and boring and often leads to rage, which is why so many speedrunning streams are cancerous.

>model train shows entertaining
Its super entertaining, its all a bunch of super passionate old men with moustaches. Those guys absolutely love trains.

>>165548287
This was probably the WORST german amateur rapper I've ever encountered, I have no fucking clue how he got so much hype.
But I'm happy that he finally faded back into obscurity. Fucking image rappers..

>>165548372
his new video got 4.5 million views in 72 hours and is global youtube trending as #2

time to kys I guess :)

>>165548372
true dat homeboy :D

>>165548205
You are just streamcancer.

>>165548480
>his new video got 4.5 million views in 72 hours and is global youtube trending as #2
Seriously? The only thing this guy has going for him is his fucking spongebob costume

>>165548203
Then they should stop acting like getting the trick first try is super special.

>>165548370
>Then it becomes grinding better times which is tedious and boring and often leads to rage, which is why so many speedrunning streams are cancerous.
You're watching the wrong speedrunners, my man.

There are people who have been speedrunning for 10 years and still find it fun. When you get bored of grinding one game, you learn another. There's much more to it than just grinding for times. Every game is a very long and involved learning process.

Transframe Transperfect tricks

Guys I'm gonna use the next 3 hours to learn a speedgame and bring it to GDQ next year. What game should I play?

>>165548372
Halts Mahul du Opfah

This post is sub-frame perfect and pixel perfect. Let's see if I can get it first try.

>He's doing it
>literal madman
>MEMEMAGIC

how many cancers has the PCF prevented so far?

There's still the TAS block to look forward to
Right?

>>165548629
Fifa My Career Any %

>>165548629
Don't Shit Your Pants

>>165548657
>claps

>>165548629
baten kaitos 100%

>younger brother
Sure.

>>165548675
There's already been several donation messages from people whose relatives have survived cancer. Thank you PCF and Uyama!

>>165548772
>survived
then it wasn't prevented

>>165548629

do a speedrun on suicide

>>165548757
aka ResidentSleeper %

>>165548834
You're taking the "prevent cancer" phrase too literally. Early detection falls under the "prevention" umbrella, because it helps prevent you from dying from cancer.

what's your favorite speedrun to watch and why

https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/820255336561045505

Wait there was no Haydee speedrun this gdq?

>>165548920
hl because it's fast

>>165548962
>we're burying my dad's ashes
You're meant to fucking throw them against the wind.

AGDQ bans TriHard but allows a dude named Darkman to interview people

>>165548920
Spyro the Dragon 120% because of its high skill ceiling, movement tech and clever routing that flows well.

>>165548895
better therapy also falls under prevention because it prevents you from dying of cancer?
desu I always thought it was about genetic and medical research rather than fliers and ads

>>165549042
>I always thought it was about genetic and medical research
Something like 25% of PCF's funding goes toward early detection research.

I love seeing two grown men talking about the great points of Spongebob Squarepants.

>>165548920
typing of the dead because is one of my favourite games but i doubt they'll do it ever again, that and super mario maker stuff

>3 hour 15 min any% run

>>165549137
Galaxy is a shitty speedgame. It's a perfect example of why modern 3d Mario games suck ass.

Compare this shit to SM64 or Sunshine.

>Play a children's video game based on a children's cartoon show for 30 mins
>get a 30 minute interview in front of an audience of 200k people
I feel like a sucker for working a real job

>>165548920
i like the mario speedruns
lost levels, world, 64, sunshine
many interesting bugs and deliberate tactics for games i know very well

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>>165549197
>it can't be beaten in 5 minutes by zipping through out of bounds areas so it's a bad game

this may've been my favourite run so far, the guy was cool

>>165549217
You have money to play new games though. That's a luxury he can't afford.

>>165549217
you left out the part where he goes fast

>>165549217
You think this guy makes money off playing Sponge Bob games?

the mario galaxy run is gonna be LIT fampais

my favorite is sonic 06 (sonic campaign any%) because there's something new every time. zelda alttp 100% is also great because of how optimized it is.

>>165549254
nobody likes the short SM64 categories. I'm referring to 120 star.

What you said doesn't apply to Sunshine at all. You're retarded aren't you?

>>165549290
If a run is well received AGDQ can give you enough exposure that you can actually live off of speedrunning, yes.
(Just don't be a cosmo)

>>165549319
WAAAAAA MOMMMMMM I CAN'T BEAT IT IN 1 HOUR IT'S SHIT

IT'S S H I T MOOOOOM

>>165549354
So you are, in fact, retarded. Thanks for letting us know.

>>165549397
MOMMMY I FINISHED MY PLATE OF TENDIES AND THE SPEEDRUN STILL ISN'T OVER FUUUUUUUCK

F UUUUUUUU CCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKKKK

>>165549004
You are meant to do whatever the person wanted with it. Throwing in the wind is an overused stereotype in movies.

i miss pre-2013 agdq where they were a day behind schedule at this point, at least it didn't have more filler than gameplay

>>165549397
he's saying 3 hours is a bit too much while the speedruns for sunshine and 64 are perfect in duration, or so i believe
i don't agree fully though, i can appreciate super long speedruns if only to laugh at the runner's misery when he fucks up something three hours into the run and loses his record pace completely

>>165549197
How is that an example of the Galaxy games being bad?

If anything all it says is that the stars in 64 and Sunshine are much shorter and simpler.

wow save 40 frames in a 3 hour run PogChamp

>>165549693
Galaxy levels are all linear autoscrollers dude

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>3 hour run
>boring mumbler couch

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>>165549217
lmao

nice let's play bro

>>165549803
>NEETs actually believe this

>3 people on the couch
>this fucking boring
>3 hours

these people are just shitters though i feel ashamed for arguing in this game's favour

kill me $5

this is barely a speedrun innit

>>165550193
its kind of fast

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>3 hours

>>165550237
it's a speedjog

>>165550269
and the WR is 1 hour

>>165550269
We're 15 minutes in so this isn't the end, this is just the start.

>>165550319
You can't be serious

If so this is a tragedy

>>165550319
No it isn't. This guy has the WR at 3 hours 2 minutes.

mercy kill this shit

protip for marathon runners: fail an easy trick on the first try to make it look hard so people will clap for you

>>165550319
the world record any% is three hours one minute and fifty seven seconds

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>>165549532
>>165549465
>>165549693
The duration doesn't really have anything to do with it.

I'm just saying that Galaxy is bad. There's almost no depth or movement tech, it's slow paced as fuck and it's piss easy to speedrun.

>spindick

BANNED

purest form of speedrunning going on rn

>>165550419
nah you're definitely right that it's inferior to 64 and sunshine too
you'll never just be walking on the ground in either of those games, your momentum will never stop
but this guy is just long jumping

>>165549115
In reality, 100% goes towards lining some fat jew's pockets

>We'll do stars in a particular order to manipulate where we'll end up

that's not manipulation. that's literally just "the route"

This runner is from Finland, so I imagine he spent >50% of a month's wage to fly to and stay at AGDQ just to do a boring three-hour run.

>>165550757
And also to spend a week partying with his overseas friends in the community.

GDQ is a lot more fun off stream than it is on.

THIS IS FUCKING BORING

I'M BORED ALREADY

>>165550757
Yeah but everyone in those nordic countries gets like $7,000 a month from the government just for existing so

There's just no tension. At least in SM64, pretty much every star feels like it could be a run killer, especially on 16/70 star

This is just like
>Oh I missed it, doesn't matter only wasted 1 second lol got another star

>>165550907
You really don't.

>>165550934
>16/70 star
these categories are pitifully easy compared to 120.

>>165550934
>oh i fucked up, only lost ten seconds who cares haha my world record is ahead by ten minutes because nobody else wants to bother with this shit game

120 star and every blue coin is the refined man's choice

>>165551117
the refined choice is not playing 3D mario

>>165551165
what's wrong with SM64?

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>3 hour "speed"run
surely there are better games

>>165551224
overdone

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>hfw this run takes him three hours and thirty minutes

>>165550934
the platforming in the galaxy games seems intense if you look at the level design but since everything is auto lock-on mario can't fail 95% of the jumps. these are basically rail shooters without shooting

>>165551247
You mean it's competitive, which is a good thing.

I'm just going to put the stream rip of Super Mario Sunshine race in the background instead. That Galaxy 2 is too boring even as background material.

>>165551342
i'm sure it's a good thing for runners

but as a viewer i'm sick of it

He doesn't even sniff, probably just ties his shoes or something

To be honest I find this run pretty comfy.

is protomagical girl our guy?

POYOO

>>165551421
>he finds mumbling autism comfy

hmm

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>runner almost says fucked

jesus wet this run killed the general

>this is the guy with the world record
>he fucks up every other level

I think the stars you feed are pretty cute desu

>using starbits from another save file

hmm, shouldn't this be new game+ instead then?

my n64 arrived

>>165552113
seems like they agreed that this is legal a long time ago when agreeing on the rules
still the closest two runs not using the bank are 12th and 16th

Wish I was rich enough to drop a 2k bomb like it's nothing

>watch bubbles del fuego last year at gdq
>think he seems pretty funny and engaging
>go to his stream a bit later
>ResidentSleeper

Any time I watch his stream, he seems bored and angry and doesnt engage the viewer like he does at AGDQ. I wish he wouldnt just turn on his performance factor twice a year.

>>165552416
if i was that rich i'd never give my money to jews like agdq

>>165552447
>think he seems pretty funny and engaging
Um...?

>>165552416
If I were a billionaire I'd donate $125,000 dollars with just the comment "Get well soon Mike *wink wink*"

>>165552480
I guess maybe against no fun allowed jewyama rules, Bubbles seemed more entertaining compared to the most of the rest to me

>donation total isn't moving
Wouldn't want that 1 mil announcement during a boring run huh

where is stiv

>>165552645
tasbot will probably have a full crowd and get the announcement
maybe the dark souls 3 let's play

>>165552062
its insanely unoptimized

>minimum donation is 5
>tracker just went up by 4

>>165552447
he only cares about tricking retards into watching his shitty streams by getting his face on the cam at every event, he doesnt seem to realise that you have to keep up your fake bullshit persona to retain them afterwards

>>165552841
20% is mikes cut

why would anyone make a charity to prevent cancer instead of just a pure cancer cure research charity. so unoptimized.

I miss dreamy Dram. Did he get married?

>while you can cancer
KEK

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>>165552981

>>165552948
Why cancer anyway? There is so much funding for cancer it's unreal. In the UK if you want to do a PhD and have any science degree, you can literally just walk into any cancer research center and get funding, they just have buckets of money and they don't even know what to spend it all on

>>165552638
bubbles is a poverty-witwix without the skill/charisma, the best jewyama can get at this point

jesus fuck smg2 is always so boring

>>165553049
>you will never have an anime night with beanqueen
feels bad man

dude
only 3 hours of mario

>>165547917
im that gorilla dick nigga

*POYO*

post the seat sniffer comic

>>165553190
if she'd stream it i'd watch it. she usually streams things i don't care about.

halo 2 was fun
this isn't fun
he talked about saving forty frames at the beginning of this shit
now he constantly messes up and loses tens of seconds and says it's okay

>>165553431
Decent Games Done At A Moderate Pace

this marathon wasn't as bad as it honestly could have been.

>>165553431
>>165553601
Videogames Done Whenever

>>165553630
i think agdq 2014 is still the worst stream (but best offstream)

>>165549519
>>165549004
you're meant to make them into diamonds and wear them into battle

>>165553802
That's a better idea than fucking burying them.

>>165553821
i buried my dad's ashes in a garden

"So close to one million and we need to hit this $25,000 donation incentive"
Do you think that was a real donation
As in a real viewer somewhere typed that out because they're waiting with baited breath for PCF to make money

put them in an urn and place them on top of the fireplace
>>165553928
people like watching numbers go up

>boring runner with negative charisma accompanied by a boring couch with negative charisma booked for a 3 hour run
fucking kill yourselves gdq staff

>>165554104
reminder that bonesaw was banned so we could have these runs instead

>>165554154
bonesaw is trash.

i'd RATHER see these runs than anything that piece of shit offers.

>>165554228
go to bed mike

ur mister gay would be a fun run if there was anyone with social skills on the couch

>>165554394
Someone like Spike Vegeta

>>165554394
Someone like Bubblesdelfuego

>>165554394
Yep. I like watching this game but holy fuck these guys make it agonizing. They really need to not give long runs to people who just sit in silence. The guy coughing in the background is more interesting than these guys.

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I recognize that beeping tune

>>165553049
>those dark eyes
white women are litterly shit compared to this

>>165554557
they're silent unentertaining robots that are also bad at the speedrun in question
shameful display

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At least he's properly repping Finland

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>>165555221

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Yod8FFIZg

>>165554690
this nigga gets it

>>165555553
>>165555555

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>>165555573
you know it my melanin enriched friend

>>165555619
>oh no, it's retarded

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>>165555619

never GET

>>165555701
fug

>We've got a 1000 dollar donation from (((Anonymous)))
jee you guys are being generous

generous anonyman

another anonymous $1000 donation
hmmmm

>>165555923
>you will never donate 50 dollars as TheRussianMafia or ThePonzi

Only 14 hours to go and not even close to 1.2

Now we sit back and watch the Anonymous $1,000 donations start

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>another $1,000, this time by Roland from Poland

>1000 dollars by Dimitri from Russia
>1000 dollars by Jamal from France
>1000 dollars by Mario from Italy
>1000 doallrs by Greetings from Germany

i guess anything can be a speedrun nowadays

>>165556501
speedrun life, kill yourself

>you can go ahead and read donations
Yeah as if you were saying anything anyway

Kill this fucking run

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So bonus stream when? Time to start hyping for it in chat i guess.

That Mario Sunshine race was pretty good. And looks like I still have time to watch the Vice City run before the shitty Galaxy run ends.

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>lend my laptop to my female girl sister
>can't remember if I deleted my porn
>she's 13

HELP

>an hour left of this shit

>>165556180
>>165556429
the last 1k in the donation tracker was 20 minutes ago though

by a person who made 3 other donations all 1k

inb4 mad conspiracy retards

Imagine thinking Galaxy is a better speedgame than SM64.

Guys, i'll speedrun making my bed. Time starts after you are done reading this post and ends when i make a next post quoting this one. I'll try to get sub 4 minutes.

Wish me luck

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>3 hour run

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>another 1k anonymous

>>165556753
Is your sister retarded or something?

>>165556840
Got any good skips or glitches?

>>165556840
phew that was quick

>>165556753
is it brotherxsister?

>I missed most of agdq but I am glad I didn't miss the announcer's beautiful voice, Donation goes to the announcer's choice 2000,-

>Let's get over 1 million and make this an awesome birthday present for me

>>165556921
Shout for my mum and she's so disgusted by the mess she cleans it herself

Same with cooking I always burn and scratch up her pans on purpose so she insists on doing the cooking for me

>>165556840
LETS DO IT

>>165556840
TIME

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>>165556858

>>165557243
*stops timer 5 seconds after you call and then claps*

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>>165554394
Someone like bonesaw

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BONUS STREAM HYPE

>>165549803
how does the fag on the left pay his bills?

>>165558129
welfare

>>165558129
parents, gofundme, panhandling

wage slaves dont know about automation lmao

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They're going to reach 1 million during this godawful run.

>>165548286
>It is fun, it's just not fun to watch. The "marathon" concept was doomed from the start.

>we're at like 12 of these marathons ina row with no signs of slowing down donations wise

Do you ever get so lost in your own delusion you forget to actually analyze what's in front of you?

>>165558435
These events aren't for the speedrunning community, they're for normies to pop in for 20 minutes, throw 20 bucks down for charity and leave after their childhood favorite gets beaten.

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I like watching pretty much any Mario speedruns but christ this runner is doing the most phoned-in job.

what are the biggest cancers killing this marathon?

>3-5 hour JRPG runs with no notable tech or sequence breaks
>shitty, unoptimized platformer runs (like this one)
>random shitty indie game runs with devs phoned in

>>165558616
He was supposed to be in the Sunshine race as well.

>>165558435
I'm not sure what you're trying to say. The huge majority of viewers do nothing but whine and cry like babies about how boring everything is. Donators are a minority.

see: every single one of these threads.

HOW TO SAVE AGDQ

>More funny entertaining runners (Trihex, Witwix, Bubblesdelfuego, Spike Vegeta, Big John, the dwarf etc etc)

>Give Spike Vegeta the mic for the majority of the stream. Let him interview, have him always on the couch no matter what game is being played

>Donation readers have to be always females and by females i mean real women. Not traps, not gays, not fags. Real girls with smooth voices

>Free Bonesaw and get Owen Wilson on Skype

>Let Cyberdemon have a run while wearing le Trump hat

What do you guys think?

>>165558737
>Long games with socially inept runners/couch sitters.

That and JRPGs are pretty much the dealbreakers for me.

>>165558836
>Trihex, Witwix, Bubblesdelfuego, Spike Vegeta, Big John, the dwarf
None of these people are speedrunners.

It's up to what kind of run is performed. Games broken in non-traditional ways while not violating game mechanics completely like vice city run is fun to watch. Jumping around on platforms in 'optimal' way for 2 hours or glitch every level to go out of boundaries, not really.

>>165558934
Define speedrunning

>>165558586
>>165558768
>/srg/ is the metric for which a speedrun marathon is doing
...no? there's a steady 150k for most of the marathon, even at night it barely dips below 100k.. just because neo 4chan gets too engrossed in fake drama to actually watch speedrunning doesn't mean it isn't doing well.

see: we're on track to break GDQ donation records

Nice speedrun. Really liking this one.

>>165558836
>Trihex, Witwix, Bubblesdelfuego, Big John
None of these people are entertaining

>>165558934
I'd like to see you beat Blechy's time in Chip & Dale or Ninja Five-O lmao

>>165558768
The issue is the bar for entertainment is set higher than it used to be, a lot of things just aren't as exciting.

Like who isn't amazed the first time they watch OOT busted open, but after you've seen that and watched zfg stream for awhile literally any OOT 100% run at a marathon will be fucking boring because marathon runs suck ass.

>>165558934
Beating a game faster than anyone else.

>>165557974
HYPE!

TASbot block waiting room

>>165559004
Speedrunning (n) - When you speedrun

>>165558836
That's quite subtle but I'm on to you Bubbles.

>>165559227
pmuch the last thing I care about. I'd care about DS3 but bubbles is running it so just lmao.

What if instead of backup saves we had backup runs. Like lipsync at a live concert, you put the runner pressing random buttons on a controller in front and play a video of a previously recorded run

>>165558737
Platformers with zero tech or glitches and annoying commentary are the only things that make me turn it off. I'm indifferent to awkwardness if the run itself is good.

It's been shit overall though.

>>165559318
kys babbles

>>165559329
is there a youtube video of this with sound?

>>165558737
>getting mad about dev commentary during some runs

fuck man how shit is your taste?

I wonder how Stiv can stand being part of this community when he will forever be known as that guy who got drunk and embarrassed himself and then cucked his own best friend.

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>estimate almost twice the time of WR
>doesn't run the game. Probably only just learned the route
>claims to have routed Dark Souls games even though he didn't
>disliked by the whole Dark Souls speedrunning community
>tries to buddy up to LobosJR and Distortion2 to get more viewers

How much of a trainwreck will his Dark Souls 3 run be? my prediction is a final time of 1:10

>>165559359
>implying we actually run shit at the marathons
lmao slowpoke

>>165559495
>youtube
I don't know
https://my.mixtape.moe/rykndc.mp4

>>165559524
>implying he doesn't have a platter of straight biologically female pussy waiting for him at every marathon

>"""""sponsor"""""" """"""""""""donations""""""""""""""" to reach 1m

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

"woo"
>clap...
"woo"
one million
"woo"

>(((((((((((((((((((((((((((THE YETI))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

MILLION GET

>We have a XX thousand dollar donation...
From the Yetee?
>from the Yetee

(((The Yetee)))

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>Yeti donations

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WE DID IT ONE MILLION

THE QUICKEST WE EVER DID IT

Thanks Yeti

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Yetee sniping the glory donation

>>165559794
1 MILLION HOIP

Lovely money laundering operation they have here.

>this dobson yoshi
Fucking fetish fuel.

>>165559546
Stop talking shit about Bubbles. He's funny, informative and a good speedrunner

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>>165559794
>retards will still try and insist this AGDQ is "dying"

loving every laugh

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>>165559546
>submit game with 'hardest game ever' meme amongst casual viewers
>convince jewdq that running slower means more time for AAA donations
>very real possibility of beating your terrible 50 minute pb LIVE AT AGDQ
With an estimate this slow it will literally be impossible to have a trainwreck run (at least in casul pleb eyes).

>>165560174
Bubbles is a breath of fresh air in the stagnant world of speedrunning. His excellent routing and execution is unmatched and he single-handedly raises the standard of speedrunning as a whole. He's a perfect choice to represent our collective hobby in the media and in the public.

His Dark Souls 3 run is going change EVERYTHING.

>>165560174
hi bubbles, shouldnt you be practicing for you run?

>>165560174
hey bubbles, shouldn't you be practising right now?

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>>165560286
how else to run dark souls 3 but the true WILD CARD bubbles?

Screw 1 million lets go for 2!

>>165560479
greetings from 2 millions, long time german, first time cancer's butt

>>165560479
Can we hit 2 million by the end of this run!?

hahahah waluigi WAAAAH XD LOOL

Hello, my name is Michael Yamaha. All these people worked very hard for this event. If you watched this event, you should make sure you donated. Even if it is anonymously. You wouldn't steal entertainment from a charity would you? I think that all of use that are completely not involved should do our part in this amazing event.

>>165560393
>>165560405
Don't be stupid. Bubbles didn't get this far by practicing. I'm above that.

Why don't the runners seem to care about donations at all?
Aren't they getting anything out of participating in this?

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>>165560776
>I'm

>>165560887
Publicity, that's it.

They don't get paid. They even have to pay for their own flight and hotel.

Oy Vey BANNED
https://clips.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick/FamousCockroachJebaited

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>anonymous is a rich dude
well that's a bannu

>>165561017
>falling for obvious bait

weak desu

>>165561028
Oh wow
Speedrunners are pretty dumb haha

>>165561097
Hey man it all goes to charity :)

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>>165561089
Sometimes things are just jokes. Not everything is malicious.

>>165561097
The real reason they go is to party at a hotel with their online friends. Noone actually gives a shit about the marathon.

Hm... You mean... Heh... It wasn't actually... It actually wasn't difficult...? Haha! Ahahaha!!

>>165561240
Still, there is so much money being thrown at them yet they don't even try to get a piece of the cake?

>>165561209
>things are just jokes
yeah just like you lmao :^)

Is anyone keeping track of the number of anonymous $1,000 donations?

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>1000 "donation" from "Anonymous"

anon bringing the zeroes at the end, just like the past few events

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bowser is kind of hot..

>>165561427
In theory the money is being thrown at the charity, not at them.

Plus, dont ignore the attention they get from being there and the possible new viewers, followers, subs and donators they get for their own stream. I met my favorite streamer, bubblesdelfuego thanks to a speedrunning event

>>165561240
Can confirm. I'm at the event and I've spent maybe an hour total in the stream room. I've just been playing video games with friends I only get to see once a year.

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>>165561569

>>165561643
shouldnt you be downloading dark souls 3 bubbles?

>>165561656
What does having friends feel like

>>165561769
You can find out by subscribing and donating to your favourite letsplayers on twitch!

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>>165561769
Warm, a bit like peeing yourself.

>>165561769
it's kind of neat until you realize you don't actually care about each other, and only the vices you bond over.

SUPER METROID RUN WILL FEATURE ANONYMOUS ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS DONATIONS

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>>165561386
hehe
lol

after 3 hours and all he says is
"thank you for watching"

our girl protomagicalgirl is on the mic!

i like bubbles...

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>prototranny announcing

Why did I wake up?

noooooooooooo

>>165561989
>girl

That thing barely tries to be female.

TASBOT HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYP

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>protomagicalgirl
>sounds like a tranny

Is it proto because she (he) is an unfinished woman?

Proto Magical Girl is back

Kreygasm

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I'll take a week of Protomagicalgirl over a single second of Edobean.

all the WutFaces that bombed the chat was fucking hilarious

I know there was a lot of transgendered people last year but I never realised just how many there were, are there any genetic girl speed runners?

>>165562139
Haven't they banned WutFace at least twice by now? The damage control is always the most hilarious part

this doesn't sound like a girl

>>165562152
Attendance at the event is about 40% female, but none of them are really interested in being in the event because of all the autists who harass them after they run.

>>165562002
How can anyone unironically like that edgy attention whore? For real.

it takes 50 minutes to get the tas block set up?

>Protomagicalgirl(boy)

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>>165562152

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I wish this cunt in the Double D hat would stop showing off his shitty tattoos to the camera. He's been flexing them either super close or from that seat the last couple days. Looks like the naked version of a Nascar racer suit. Also keeps like, farting and and then wafting his hands towards the camera while he walks off.

>>165562152
women aren't good at anything but sucking cock. thankfully the tranny spring brings us great speedrunners and prime boipucci

>>165562269
It's not.

>>165562273
>Attendance at the event is about 40% female
You pulled that number from deep inside your ass. 10% AT BEST.

>>165562328
>KFFC
>a speedrunner
oh ho ho, thanks for the laugh.

>>165562273
Makes sense, a lot of people on the couch or running seem really socially awkward

>>165562152
>genetic girl
shitlord...

>>165562125
Is he called protomagicalgirl, because he isn't done transitioning? When he's a full on female (male) will he be called just magicalgirl?

protomagical girl is our guy

how long was the smg2 run?

>>165562441
There's actually not a lot of awkwardness off camera. The set up and audience size are just super intimidating, it makes it easy to get flustered and say dumb things (I'm still living down my "donate to my swear jar" comment from AGDQ 2015).

>>165562342
None of the trannies at this event are even close to "prime boypucci".
In fact trannies are rarely even close to be passable, most of the good boypucci are traps.

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>>165562328
would ravage

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>I use speedruns to teach my programming class
if (you == degenerate)
{return Hoiyp;}
else{
return REEE;}

I hope you all stopped watching fucking autists speedruning and are watching spacex iridium 1 satellite launch instead like the other 100k people

>>165562296
I just like having his streams on in the background. He doesn't talk a lot, so they're nice, he also has a nice voice.

>>165562680
PMG looks neither male nor female. It is an it, and not sexy.

>>165562125
they're both hot imo and proto is super sweet

>>165562525
Magical End Girl probably

>>165562726
Just what we need. More garbage floating around in space.

>>165562776
Edobean invited herself to lunch with my friends and me a few days ago and I nearly killed myself.

>>165562726
i live like 15 minutes from where they launch. oooooh glowing thing go up!!

>>165562726
unless theres a good chance itll blow up who cares about watching it

>>165562751
Agreed, I listen to this every night to get to sleep - https://youtu.be/qodmOOYbqmI?t=1132

>>165562805
wood smash until my dicc was tured 2 coal

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>2 hour setup block

>>165562882
civilized people who care about humanity as a whole

>>165562807
It's not like there isn't a lot of space in space.

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>>165562776
yea proto is v.sweet

>>165562984
The satellite will go up whether anyone watches it or not.