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NO MORE SHITSKINS IN THE WHITE REGION edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
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Axx
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dota 2
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>+6 Strength
>+6 Agility
>+6 Intelligence
>+10 Attack speed
>+8 HP regen and +10 Attack speed aura
>can control a fast and tanky creep
>all for 1800 gold

Why aren't you buying me on every hero?
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>>165519440
>lmao at this butthurt anti-goverment

>reminder that the great firewall has been built and you can do NOTHING about it
(you)
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>>165519656
you mean

>4 charges of 100/80/60/40/20% slow for 5 seconds on 3 cooldown
>can be recharged for free
>blocks skillshots, splits omni/eclipse/etc, bodyblocks opponent, can initiate from long range remotely

>also gives minor upsides like +6 all stats and some +hp/s and +as
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>>165519656
>No upgrade
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How to fix Luna
>Illusions don't benefit from Moon Glaive
>Reduce base movement speed

wew that was surely hard icefraud
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>>165519651
it only took 3 years of them getting invaded all day, every day for them to shed their marxist indoctrination enough to vote a well mannered complaint to the front page for once.

at this rate, europe will be saved in 300 years.
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
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Reposting for new thread: How do we fix the Arc Warden?

Hard mode: can't bring back cloning consumables
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HOW TO FIX LUNA
>Moon Glaives bounces from 1/2/3/6 to 1/2/3/4
>Moon Glaives damage reduction per bounce from 35% to 30%
>Lunar Blessing night vision bonus from 1000 to 250/500/750/1000

HOW TO FIX UNDERLORD
>Atrophy Aura damage reduction from 10/20/30/40% to 8/16/24/32%
>Dark Rift gets paused if Underlord is stunned, invulnerable or silenced

HOW TO FIX TREANT
>Nature's Guise stun duration form 0.7/1.2/1.7/2.2 to 0.5/1/1.5/2
>Eyes in the Forest cooldown from 25 to 45
>Overgrowth cooldown from 70 to 90/80/70

HOW TO FIX NECROPHOS
>Ghost Shroud duration from 3/3.5/4/4.5 to 2/2.5/3/3.5
>Ghost Shroud magic resistance reduction from 20% to 40/35/30/25%

HOW TO FIX MONKEY KING
>Boundless Strike cast animation from 0.4 to 0.5
>Attack range reduced from 300 to 200
>Each level of Jingu Mastery increases attack range by 25 to a maximum of 100 at level 4
>Jingu Mastery buff now lasts for a maximum of 15 seconds instead of lasting until used
>Wukong's Command does not proc bashes

HOW TO FIX PUDGE
>Meat Hook manacost now a constant 140
>Base STR reduced by 3

HOW TO FIX BROODMOTHER
>is now a STR hero

HOW TO FIX EMBER SPIRIT
>Spell Amp talent from 15% to 10%
>Root now prevents activation of Fire Remnants

HOW TO FIX RAZOR
>Eye of the Storm now targets units with the lowest HP % instead of the lowest HP overall

HOW TO FIX ARC WARDEN
>MS increased by 5
>Spark Wraith now affects units in a 250 AoE of the main target

HOW TO FIX BRISTLEBACK
>Quill Spray radius from 625 to 675
>Bristle Back now reduces damage from towers

HOW TO FIX DOOM
>BAT from 2 to 1.7
>Devour cooldown from 70/60/50/40 to 40
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>>165519962
how to fix everything: get rid of all the talents and make them just basic stat gains until level 25, then rebalance from there
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>Play ranked for the first time in decades
>First match is literally all english speakers using mics

Why did it take them five years to release this patch
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>>165520093
stop lying you piece of shit, the games are exacly the same shit, noone barely talks
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>>165520274
Maybe don't pirate Dota 2 next time.
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>>165520106
do you even know what first world/third world means?
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>>165520405
first world is white
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>>165520405
first world = white countries/rich countries
2nd world = poor countries that aren't total shitholes (russia china etc)
3rd world = niggers and shitskins
>inb4 muh cold war definitions
things change
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wow first trump wins now dota bans foreigners? i had no idea everyone was so zenophobic.
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BROXY IS DOING ISIS STREAM

GET IN HERE
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>>165520782
zoophilic*
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Ahora no tenemos que jugar contra esos asquerosos yanquis spameando "hahaha" y "do you speak english?". Ahora podemos jugar con nuestros compratiotas peruanos , reirnos (jajajear) sin que nos molesten, gracias seƱor lagarto!
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>>165520641
Then what is sweden, germany, france etc

They are rich countries full of shitkins niggers and nonwhites
So is america and canada too by the way
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>>165521156
the bottom layers of society do not matter in the least in this analysis
see: rhodesia
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>>165520641
first world = industrialized
2nd world = Cold War Communism (population: NK)
3rd world = developing, non-industrialized,

Peru and Mexico are industrial, they are first world retard so it russia
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what draws Third-world shitskins to the game of Dota 2?
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>>165521375
sure thing pedro
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>>165521375
>Using the Cold War definition after the Cold War ended.

uhh okay dude.
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https://youtu.be/1mBKVCNEW1o

fking owned
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>>165521885
doesn't seem very professional desu
based as fuck tho
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If the engine was able to rewind a game seamlessly to a previous state without violently shitting itself, do you think a hero with the ability to reverse time could ever be a thing, or would it just be too damn disruptive?
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>>165520641
China is 4rd world
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>>165522395
you just cache the past five minutes its easy, like watching a live game and rewinding
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>>165522727
The game has shit itself literally every single time I rewinded during a live game.
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I thought we are friends who enjoy playing and discussing this game together, turned out non-white are not welcome here.

I guess I will go away from /d2g/
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>>165522837
just item cache errors

the game itself runs completely fine
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>>165521874
cold war never ended retard american cocksucker
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>>165522889
im sorry sir, only real white nationalists can use the white nationalist frog images in this website.
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>>165522889
non whites have never been welcome
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>>165522889
bye!
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redpill me on axx
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>>165523450
girl thats better than you at dota
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>>165522889
white pride world wide
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>>165522395
>>165522837
Like this game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR9E5apzw-U
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>>165522727
>>165522931
its not that easy
if you cached the game 60 times per second, it uses up a dickload of data, and you need to restrict how many parameters you're saving per object if its going into an array in any sensible format. Then even when timestamps are saved, you need to create an event logger that reads all strings in forwards and reverse so that state changes can be undone, new objects can be destroyed in reverse, destroyed objects are recreated in reverse. And you need to test every corner case so you're not trying to push data into the wrong object index or whatnot
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so is the secret to this patch to pick heroes who can quickly kill an entire base faster than the enemy team can revive?

>stupid amounts of rubber banding and hurdles for memepush to overcome
>towers, glyph, shrines all make pushing slow as molasses
>chip damage on towers is useless because its so extremely heavily reduced, especially illusions, backdoor regen is harder to shut down than ever
>but the game is always ended when theres a 20 second window and you have heroes like lone druid, terrorblade, lycan etc and the enemy team is reviving
>you can just kill their rax and get chased down and die and you'll have enough gold to bb, enough highground advantage of your own to defend, they will lose with 2+ lanes dead

like one minute their terroblade is 3-5-2 with no hero damage and only a few items, next minute all your base is dead because of a single teamfight outside your T2
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i want to hug and hold hands with potm!
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>>165524105
I want Potm to sugg my benis :DDD
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What are some good ranged carries for pubs?
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>>165524256
this too!
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>tfw want to play the game, want to win, but too tired to play carry :(
i just wanna be carried d2g and run around in circles like a retard for 30 minutes while my carry destroys everyone
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>>165524547
do u play good support?
do you give good head?
if you answered yes to the 2nd one...
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I really hate fucking crackers, ruining my favorite game.

What are some heroes that let me be an ethnic King?
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>>165520276
gril?
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>>165524629
Monkey King
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>>165524256
yeah that sounds ncie
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>tfw too intelligent 2 play heroes that don't require intense micro
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>>165523596
If the ability in question only needs to create a single save state, it shouldn't be a problem, right?

Like imagine this:
Amplify all damage dealt to the target by 45%/50%/55% for 9/12/15 seconds. If the target dies while under this effect, time reverses to the point where this spell was cast and the target is instantly killed.
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>tfw2i4d2
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Smells like progress, Anons.
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>>165524742
>tfw too unintelligent to play heroes that aren't wraith king
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>tfw to bad at micro to enjoy the objectively most fun heroes in dota
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>>165521545
>freetoplay
thought that'd be obvious
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>>165524742
So I take it you don't play Dota 2 then?
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Is Juggernaut OP?
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Why are pubs so easy with spectre?
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>get to 4k
>immediately followed by 9 games on dire and 11 loses in a row cause didnt pick luna
i fucking hate this game
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>>165524673
"gril"
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>play 2 matches after the matchmaking fix hit

>both games, at least 4/5 of my teammates spoke english and communicated well

>won both games fairly easily

Did we do it guys? Is the golden age of Dota finally here?
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>>165525302
one of the most balanced heros in the game
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>>165525502
im going to eat you QT! >:3
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>>165525610
IM GOING TO DOOOOOM YOU
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>>165523576
holy shit that's complex
looks fun though
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>>165525701
pls dont
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>play a few games to test out new mm
>sudden urge to play ten games of dota

help
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I bet ppd had something to do with this
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>soft region lock

THANK YOU ICE FRAUD
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>>165525310
>Any team wins a teamfight
>Instead of capitalizing objectives they go back to epin farming
>So you have 40 minutes of free farm plus press ult for free gold

Always been like this on pubs
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>>165526025
>mama moo lmao still trying to be relevant
kek
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remember moo?
i dont
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>>165526025
>wahhh I can't banter with whites
>I'd rather have "jajajajaja :V"
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>>165526268
>on anyone over 6.2k
well then you're not concerned mike
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>Most of shitskins cannot even read the patch notes and are absolutely ignorant about what's going on

This is golden
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>>165526362
Mike is around 6.7k
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>hey guys lets cut our server population by 2/3rds, that'll improve things
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>>165526517
oh he paid a booster or something?
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>>165526564
looks like that's the case so far, pedro.
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>>165526564
Being able to communicate with your team without being shat on for speaking english is a good thing.
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>>165526564
Time to start getting along with your fellow cabina dwellers paco
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I just played a game on EUW and got matched literally with 4 russians.

This soft region lock is pure bullshit thx gaben
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>>165526025
who knew a fag with that gay hair and pedo stache was a cuck
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friday 13/01/2017
the greatest day in the entire history of dota
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>>165526564

perus are still free to queue US servers

theyll just all be forced onto the same team
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>>165526564
But it has.

And fucking look at /d2g/, its not even EU time and its still on page 1.
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>>165526919
now we just need 7.02 before the major so this shit meta because nothing but a bad memory and ill be so happy
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>>165526884
lmao yuros got cucked NA runs this shit now
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>>165526025
He's just trying to be ironic in the same way The Onion tries to be funny.
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>>165527036
becomes*
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>>165526884
At least Russians know how to play the game unlike Peruvians
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>>165527161
That is true, we won
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>>165527087
>>165526025
desu it's true that his game had an absolute faggot playing the sven
fuck that cuck tho
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>>165526392
>tfw third world shitter who can understand and speak perfect english

Feels good thanks education system
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who is this pokemon?
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>>165527329
Monkey King
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>>165527329
Wraith King
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>>165527329
lifestealer
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>>165527329
legion commander?
or riki
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>Valve finally caves for soft region lock
Great for now, but it shows that Valve need to commit to every issue reddit brings up now. Don't know how to feel about the overwhelming normie/pleb majority controlling the game like this.
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>>165527329
azigjer, the bad cro^p
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>>165527329
Its shitty crop job poster
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>>165527569
To expand, I'm reading that other players in South Am. now have to queue exclusively with the peruvians, even if they're not toxic shitters and queued on the US servers to avoid them in the first place.
The loudest minority shouted the loudest and got what they wanted while other people got fucked for it.
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>>165527569
yes, because valve should instead come to a general thread on 4chan, home of numerous porn boards, 3 dedicated shitposting boards, the internet headquarters of Donald Trump fan club, and /mlp/
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>>165527838
reddit also has thousand of porn boards, thousand of dedicated shitposting boards, the actual headquarters of donald trump fan club and plenty of mlp boards
what's your point friend?
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>>165526972
not the same teams, the same matches
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>>165527829
>Caring about shitskins at all
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"- Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team."

fucking why did this take 4+ years????

fuck. better late than never i guess. god damn.
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>>165527838
Let's not kid around here. People here are redditors, and the aspie neet racist filth here don't even fucking matter in the eyes of Valve.
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>>165527829
oh no now peruvians bother people of their own region rather than people halfway across the world
the horror! certainly we must stop this!
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>>165523926
The only thing that can save Dota is a nearly complete reversion to 6.88. Sad but true.
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Why does icefraud have such a hardon for this champ?
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>>165528168
Who doesn't have a hardoon for Juggernaut?
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>>165527838
The trick here is that this isn't a "one of two choices" scenario and Valve shouldn't use either of these two piles of trash for feedback apart from bug reports.
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>>165527974
My point is that bending over to what essentially is an echo chamber is disastrous for the people who don't have a voice/people who are ok with the current situation and have no complaints.
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>>165528223
nobody because we don't worship personalities here
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>>165528168
>thinking this hero is going to be nerfed when his arcana is close to be released
hehehe he'll be nerfed after gabe newell takes your jewbucks
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How do I get better at increasing my xpm as a support?
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>>165527995
i dont even understand reddit. its a mystery.

is there a addon or something to make it more like 4chan? without deleted posts or truncations (but it's still censored so whats the point)
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>>165528419
buy hand of jewdas or knowledge book lmao
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>>165528303
You do make a fair point, regardless of what happened today the game is doomed due to reddit pandering anyway
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>>165528321
>adelaide
>PSG
>FUCKING TIAGO
>any of "/ourguys/"
i hope youre trolling
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>>165528419
stack the small camp and pull (or pullthrough the small then the hard camp)

do it over and over again, only show up in your safelaner lane to zone out the offlaner

if u do those 2 things you're a 6k lane support player
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>>165528283
Valve Devs dont even post on Reddit. Redditors just spout obvious shit and freak out when their feedback is heard. During casts at official valve events they make fun of reddit all the time for being pleb tier retards who just complain all the time.

Valve has a dota 2 dev forum and that's where most of their update feedback gets heard. I've posted there requesting SFM updates after 7.00 and they have delivered, despite nobody on reddit caring about SFM
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>>165520024
fuck off
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>>165528419
try to get your carry to feed, then take his lane

I came here for juicy drama about xyclopz, but i guess he didnt do anything bad and its just some bullshit?
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>>165528223
probably group_kurdistan
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>>165528847
fuck off to red.dit xyclops is our guy
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>>165528223
me :3
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>>165522395
That would be really cool if a hero had the ability to reverse time at some point, but also super broken.

If a carry got ganked or caught out a position late game, it would normally end the game. But now you could just rewind it and gain a hero back.
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>>165528481
I only read reddit for the breaking news or whatever that they race to post first. Most of the content there is shitposting and I realized that me posting there doesn't even matter. I tried filtering by tags but there are too many them and news gets filed under different tags. It's a mess, I don't know. I just deal with it.

>>165528705
I think some of the mods there collab'd with Valve before as beta testers. But a valve rep is posting in the update thread right now. That honestly scares me. They radio-silence for years and suddenly it's like, the floodgates opened and now we're going to see every little issue get posted everyday until they bend.
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Is there any sign that my hotd, desolator, diffusal meme might become a reality?
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>>165528581
>non-memes being forced way too hard
>good
Also I know you're at least one of those, nobody cares about you
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>>165528967
probably soon
they even removed fucking viper orb
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>>165523926
That's why the re spawn time reduction talents are never to be underestimated.
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>>165528963
And I'm not talking about stuff like matchmaking, reports, UI and hud stuff, but balance bullshit like we've seen in the past. There's something fundamentally wrong with the 2-3k average population balancing pubs
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>>165528963
>But a valve rep is posting in the update thread right now.
That's because prior to 7.00, Icefrog had the good sense to forbid his team from going there. Now that he's out of the way, the floodgates are indeed, as you said, open.
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>there are hordes of games being played right now with nothing but 5v5 peru
the horror
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>>165528950
what if only re winded the positions of all units on the map?
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>>165529061
People joke around here that Icefrog has been gone since 7.00 is out, at the very least I don't think he's in-charge and he's just doing public relations due to the fact that we're suddenly hearing a lot more from him. And that twitter account.
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>>165529241
I'm not joking, I legitimately think he's not heading Dota 2's development team. I'll also go out on a limb and state that because Valve isn't stupid despite being worthless at designing games, he's contractually obligated to not reveal he isn't developing it anymore.
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-Nethertoxin reworked: Now applies a DoT that deals 5.5/7/8.5/10% of missing HP per second as physical damage for 3 seconds. Refreshes duration on hit.
-Level 25 talents changed to +3s Viper Strike duration OR +10s Nethertoxin duration.
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>>165519656

But I do and with Balanced Satyr it's ez rax ez life.
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>>165529353
IF's a team now I think. There's way too much money riding on one person to decide where the game goes.
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>>165529026
>tfw you like viper but everyone acts like you just admitted to consuming only diarrhea soup if you say you like viper
I just really enjoy the frustration the other guy goes through losing the lane to such a low skill hero. That's not so weird is it?
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Hey 4chan, I'm trying to learn how to play Arc Warden. I just have a question about the skill build: Should I max flux like the flux of shit from this board, magnetic field so I can try to avoid your bullshit, or spark wraith so I can electrify all you morons?
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>>165529040
fucking lone druid hard carry with build melee items (ie non-meme-rangedbuild) and -50 respawn time is hideous
why is that shit allowed
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>>165529436
>hit someone at 50% hp
>They die
Sounds good.
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Why are there no tier 1 teams at this WESG Tournament? I mean wtf 1st place gets 800k.
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>>165528963
that guy isn't a valve rep. He's just a normal pleb shit redditor copy pasting the patch notes for his epic upvotes

every game subreddit has those. Sometimes patch/update note threads are made like 6 times at once and mods delete them down to one
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>>165529921
But that's why former TI winners Alliance are there
Seriously though, just a mix of bad management and bad luck. Chinese teams couldn't play the qualifier because of DPL. Us embassies closed down or something so NP, coL and ppd stack couldn't get visas for Brazil.
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>>165522889
Ignore the pol retards and keep posting, mate.
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>>165530104
Yeah you can fuck off with him, faggot. These people have made the game unplayable.
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>>165530084

I thought it was hosted in China?
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>>165529690
-50 seconds is ridiculous for a carry. It means more time farming and more time getting fat, plus by the time the enemy teams pushes to your base you're already there and ready.

Supports should be the only heroes with respawn time reduction.

>>165529227
Could work, but for the same reason. If you smoke and gank, and find their hard carry farming the jungle, as soon as you show 2 or more heroes, they're just going to reset time and next minute your back on your side of the map and their carry got off scott free.

It could maybe work if it only affected your team mate. So if you're carry was fucking dicking around in your jungle, and he gets smoked gank, you can move his position back 30 seconds, but the enemy team stays where they are. And it would have to be a super long cooldown.
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>>165525701
I randomed doom the other day
it was a terrible game
please icefrog
t. me
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>>165530224
AM quals were in Sao Paulo. Embassy staff went on strike to protest working conditions and corruption right after the Olympics ended, which was when everyone needed to get their visas.

Also, MVP shut the bed with their two teams and neither made it to the finals. I don't like the concept of teams having one nationality only anyway, esp if they're gonna let multiple teams through if they place high. There are 3 Chinese, 2 Ukrainian teams, 2 pinoy, 2 Peruvian and 2 Swedish teams. Like, what was the plan exactly.
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>>165530427
>>165529690

What's wrong with the ranged build? His range gets fucking retarded. A pro team did it a few weeks ago and I think it worked, don't remember though.
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>>165530460

Holy fuck what is the point of offline qualifiers? 1.5 million prize pool and they get a bunch of shitty CiS teams and Peruvians rofl what a joke.
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>>165529567
ptm basura
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People seem to claim that 7.00 is causing or will cause significant drops in player numbers, but is there any strong evidence for that claim? I do think it's clear that given 7.00's goal (i.e. catering to retards), it failed since the numbers certainly have not increased.
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>>165530727
google steam charts
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>>165530605
Shit's a disaster honestly. Entire tournament might even be a front to get rid of some dirty money. The arena is empty. Flying dudes from all around the world instead of having half of the teams coming from China ain't cheap.
First place is more than 1.5 times the total amount of DAC. Dodgy af and a disaster all around.
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>>165529921
they are pretty god damn incompetent on the management side and PR side, quite simply terrible
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>>165530501
ranged build:

>+200 attack range
>+40% aspd
>+25% ms
(thats all it gives.)

melee build:
>+1150 hp
>+28 armor
>+150 damage
>1.5 BAT
>+40% aspd
>+25% ms - 45 base ms
>can use basher
>can use echo sabre
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>>165530727

http://steamcharts.com/app/570

Players are leaving. Reminds me of WoW.
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>>165531039
but hes melee and slow? are you retarded or something
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>>165531039

So basically you don't put any items on the bear at all? Just use him for a root? That's one of the main reasons I hated playing the hero late game, the bear just died instantly almost.
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is right click alch possible? what does he build
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>>165531149
Bear for laning, man for winning.
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>>165526268
Matchmaking is supposed to take MMR into consideration too, yet Mike ends up in games with pros anyway. It's more of a suggestion for matchmaking than a hard rule probably.
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>>165527397
>>165527425
>>165527490
>>165527517
>>165527578
>>165527797
it was actually 2k shitter balanar, welp
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>>165529724
It's physical damage tho
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>>165531049
That's flimsy though. Yeah there's a really sharp drop at the end of 2016, but considering how worthless gamer boycotts are, I wouldn't be surprised if it picks back up. Also, weren't there events in January of both 2016 (Winter Pass) and 2015 (DAC I think?) that boosted player numbers? 2017 doesn't have that, and I don't think it will until Mid or Late February.
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>>165531440
>o sul Ć© meu paĆ­s
brazil right wing virgin loner losers rednecks are always shitters xd
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>>165525502
nik?
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HOW TO FIX ARC WARDEN:

Aghs grants +6 Tempest Doubles
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>>165531440
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE FUCKING GAME YOU FUCKING SHITTER
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>>165531565
This current drop is also due to people just not being able to play anymore. Pre-7.00 could be played on low-range 5-6 year old netbooks low settings. Compare it to now, personally my mid-range 3 year old netbook can't even play it. Not to mention it still has issues where people with high end gaming rigs can't even play it on full settings.
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>>165519962
you're just putting random retarded numbers spergsmith.

I don't think you even play the game.

Luna
-Illusions no longer benefit from moon glaive

Monkey King
-Boundless strike stun replaced with slow.

Ember spirit
>Root now prevents activation of Fire Remnants

Arc Warden
-Spark Wraith now prioritizes Fluxed enemy units
or
-Flux's effect is now reduced depending on how many allied units are close to the Fluxed enemy rather than fully disabling it.
or
-Fluxed enemy unit cannot go inside or outside the Geomagnetic Field
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>tfw carrying your team to victory is the only part of life that makes you feel like your actions have a positive impact on anyone
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>>165519962
>Not making Eye of the Storm hit the tallest target in the AoE
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>Valve region lock dota
>Base the geographic calculation on the last 10 dota players in North America
>Don't fix the calculation for regions like Europe, Russia, SEA or Australia and gives them hour long queues

HAHAHAHA CAN THIS RETARDED SHITSTAIN COMPANY GET ANY WORSE?
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>>165531940
Any unit standing next to a hero with metal in their model takes aoe dmg

>>165531998
Can't wait for the Texans or Arizonans living next to the border complain about being matched up with the Pervians and having to play against the NA-only teams from Canada and upper NA
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>>165530727
>Poorly optimized
>Adds new things no one wanted
>Forces League HUD
>No actual balance changelog, just talent trees

Gee, I wonder why people left?
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>>165531916
anon unless you're a serial killer or one of those fuckwads who repossesses peoples' cars you almost certainly have a positive impact on at least a few peoples' lives
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>>165527838
>3 dedicated shitposting boards
so /b/ /tv/ and the worse of em all /v/?
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>>165531916
tfw uploaded a song to youtube and got thousands of views and zero dislikes

im a worthless piece of garbage and a genetic failure but maybe i made a few people happier
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>>165532127
I'm not saying there are no reasons to leave (I left for all the reasons you mentioned, especially the HUD and the talents, and I don't intend to reinstall until talents are removed and the old HUD is added back at least as an option), which I thought was clearly implied in my post, I'm just not sure a significant number of people are leaving, as some posters are claiming.
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>>165527838
Why do all you retards seem to think the alternative to listening to reddit is listening to 4chan? The problem with reddit is it squashes discussion and dissenting opinion, something which dota-allstars didn't do.

The best solution is obviously to take community advice from playdota, which would increase its userbase and promote healthy discussion.
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>>165531109
so you get your choice of
>ranged hero with no damage whatsoever and dies instantly when stunned
or
>melee hero with absurd amounts of damage, armor & hp, and high movespeed / attack speed
>????

bear form isn't slow lmao, with just phase boots you have 406 ms w/o phase, 477 ms with phase.
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how do we fix him
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>>165532537
shut the fuck up
>downvoted
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tfw no anime hero
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>>165532761
DUDE
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has anyone stacked a camp past 2 times this patch

it actually feels impossible
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>>165532795

yeah but no. if valves gonna wreck the game at least import some nice waifus
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>>165532546
depends on your team comp, but you dont have anything to lock people down, and your window is limited on the +300 damage collectively and +20 armor. If enemy team have nothing that might counter a sniper pick, they have nothing to counter a long range druid.

i think this build relies on enemy team assuming you aren't gonna sniper-it-up tho
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>>165532537
This is the problem with reddit: ANYONE can make an account and make a thread complaining about something. Doesn't matter if you're a permanent low-pri fuckstick or a 1k shitter. If you make a thread and it snowballs into a 500 reply sub-topper, your shitty opinon becomes the most important thing on the subreddit for the day.
If 10 people constantly do this daily and even one of them top the subreddit, everyone instantly thinks that this is a huge issue and Valve has to come in and address it.
And these drama queens on reddit definitely know how to make things seem like they're more dire than how it actually is.
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>>165532994
> anything to lock people down,
like orb of venom, entangling roots, savage roar, echo sabre & basher?
>>
Reddit is the Youtube of forums, but with even less creative content and a lot more unwarranted self-importance.
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>always thought Lina literally came from an anime meme is a joke
>search Lina
>ASlayers-inspired hero character is part of theDotavideo game series: in theWarcraft IIImodDefense of the Ancients, she shares the name of "Lina Inverse", while simply going by "Lina" inDota 2.[45][46]In both games, her spells' names reference these inSlayers: "Dragon Slave", "Light Strike Array" (Explosion Array), and "Laguna Blade" (Ragna Blade).
w-woah
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>>165532940
>tumblr link
>edge la edge

kys
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>>165533171
savage roar?

and those are all melee examples, think before you post. the enemy is just gonna have a choice whether to engage you or not, assuming they dont stand there like a retard and get rooted
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>>165533302
so you shadow blade on top of the enemy
backstab, recall in your bear, bear casts savage roar, you whack them 10 times, get echo/bash/root
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>>165532940
This is what I would do if I wanted to revive this shitty game. Design like 10+ sexy waifu heroes to attaract more neets who jerk it to hentai. More fanart and rule34 pics. And hey, maybe more girls will play and they won't have to pick crystal maiden all the time.
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>>165533209

:x
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>>165533434
there's a game just for you anon!

>>165517310
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>>165533536
I'm good friendo. I'm at a point in my life where I don't have time to play games anymore. It's also depressing when I have to spend time with shitty people and I get nothing in return for it.
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>>165533434
If I had the opportunity to revive this shitty game I'd simply revert to 6.88 and slap on the back of the head/fire the retards on its dev team who think they should try to make it modern and slick instead of the artifact of old-school gaming design it is.
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>>165533536

yeah but its low res and its not good looking and u cant zoom in

and dotas objectively shit right now, pull ur head out of ur little man ass
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>Peruvian 322ers guaranteed 60k
>if they win then they're set for life and Valve's ban on them didn't mean shit
Dota 2 - making dreams come true
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>>165531440
Better than the retards I get stuck with

>have 2 supports
>ally randoms 3rd
>we need some hard carries
>ally picks NS
>I guess that might work?
>he rushes midas then aghs
>then buys gem
>becomes the ward stalker
>kills like 2 wards before the enemy team kills him and takes gem
>they don't even have items to make them invis
>farms up a blink dagger and then buys another gem and dies before even finding one ward
>this is after the battlepass ended so he wasn't even shitting up the game trying to do a quest
>just regular shitting up the game
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>Lolicon.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a9/Arcwar_lasthit_04.mp3

What did he mean?
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>>165532880
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>>165534016
literally how

every time i attempt that shit there's always camp lagging behind or just sitting in the spawn box like he forgot i even walked in his face
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how many games would it take me to learn how to pudge
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>>165534127
Not a lot, hero's pretty straight forward. Real problem is translating the hooks into objectives, which people with hundreds of Pudge games can never figure out.
>>
Could dota 2 have a clown hero or would it just not work? At the very least Pudge or Invoker could have a clown set.
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>>165534337

trying to copy hon are we?
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>>165534108
practice in lobbies.

pretty sure timing is :55-:56 now.
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>>165534337
We already have enough shit cosmetics.
>>
>medallion PA
is this a meme or does it really work?
>>
Singsing is strim
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>>165534337
Not having those out of place cosmetics is one of the things Dota 2 did well (for the most part at least)
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>>165534590
It's probably a meme. Medallion barely works on Clinkz and he takes way better advantage of it than PA.
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>>165534608
>sub only chat

i remember when sing wasn't jewish
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>>165534709
To be fair Sing used to get 600 viewers at his peak.
>>
/our guy/ is streaming dota 2

it's 2GD in case u forgot already
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>>165534609
People like to meme that Dota 2's art style is ruined by hats but there really is nothing on the level of Demoman's Shutter Shades in Dota 2

Closest things are probably Drow cat ears, Gyro pirate ship, and alpine Ursa, and they're barely noticeable because of RTS perspective.
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>>165530203
If by these people you mean the people who speak English and are well capable of communicating with others on 4chan then you are fucking cancer that has his brains eaten by pol retardness. Do not let your thinking process get substituted with memes and shibbolething.
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>>165534858
Who cares about that ass?
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>yfw there's a high possibility that the new C9 will continue the C9 2nd place curse
and you know what? It's completely worth the 1.5 million
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>>165534872
For the most part they do fit, yeah. Some look terrible (e.g. WR's anime hair) but they still fit. There are some exceptions, like the ones you mentioned, but also Gyro's laser rockets and Disruptor's electrician set. Still, I'd agree none of them are on the same level as the out of place skins in LoL or Smite.
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>>165535028
>Gyro's laser rockets
but muh keen technology
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>too intelligent to play a game a girl is better than me at
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>>165535078
True, but the only one who has really advanced technology is Tinker. On anyone else it looks out of place.
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>>165534709
>using twitch chat
>ever

just full screen and shitpost on /v/-/vg/ on your other monitor

you are running two monitors, right anon?
>>
cloud9's most successful tournament ever.

Why is Envy so bad?
>>
>I reached 300gb FUP when valve introduced region lock

oh well, see you in 3 weeks dotards
>>
>>165535314
autism induced by anime
>>
Anime.
Not.Even.Once.


Someone make a poster
>>
>Finnish
>Afraid I'll be regionlocked with the russians
>Eventhough I'm about as close to EUW server location as EUE
I hope there's some racist thing that stops EU players from being grouped up with Russians, since they're from a different server region
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>>165535423
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>>165534337
we could've have a jester loli that plays music shit to buff teammates. Cmon valve I know you are reading this.
>>
https://twitter.com/SheeverGaming/status/820196540014686208

This is pretty cool just ignore the frame with sheever and odpixel kissing haha
>>
>>165535427
I'm sorry dude. But this is the fallout we're going to be seeing over the next few days because of reddit pandering.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5nuq0q/dota_2_update_january_13th_2017/dcegzdz/
This is what reddit is.
They'll complain about shit that is unfair to them but when other people not them get fucked, it's all "well sorry, not our problem rip lol"
>>
>no puppetmaster hero

how do dotards defend this
>>
>>165535808
Honestly though, who the fuck cares about Bolivians
>>
>>165535808
I mean, I'm white, I can't get regionlocked, how is that even fair? That goes against all the traditions in human history
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>>165536021
>finnish
>white
Now you've done it.
>>
>>165536134
More white than half of the countries in EUW region
We might not be aryans, but most of us are pale brunettes
Next to no immigrants and one of the most first world countries out there
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>>165536213
>more white
>literally mongol slavscum by looks and action
>>
>>165534709
>Caring about twitch chat

lah mao
>>
>There's going to be a LAN in Peru
Uh dotards?
>>
>>165536021
>finn
>white

Why is it always the 3rd world non-white countries that smear /pol/tard shit everywhere.

Shut the fuck up, finngolian
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Dotards i heard your game is dying

is that true?

Webm related

>>165536371
Rip teams going to get killed by peruvian cartels
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>>165536021
Have you tried whining on reddit? Worked for the Americans.
I mean, I'm from Australia. This does nothing for the non-english speaking chinese shitters who are here for uni, which make up a surprisingly large part of the userbase
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>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.

Wasn't that a thing already?
I tried queueing in more than 1 server a while ago and I couldn't find games outside my own region.
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I had a dream in which I played Oracle and I had no idea how to play him.
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>d2g fell for the Valve placebo.
>>
>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.

too little too late volvo
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>>165536696
If it's a placebo then it's a pretty convincing one. I don't where you live but I don't see any Peru up in Michigan.
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>considers
You're an actual moron if you think it actually works.
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>>165536809
>I don't where you live
I don't know where you live*
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>>165536460
>is that true?
I hope so
>>
>sing lives with his parents still

I shouldn't be surprised desu
>>
>>165536946
saves money and if they leave you alone where's the harm. also most of eu does hurr
>>
What do you guys think of dotastarladder_en?
>>
>>165537040
>Beyondthesummit
Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty studio's audio is out of sync. Every day they miss 3/4 of the draft or even the entire drafting phase. Every day, ching chong Merlini is dirty and disheveled while casting, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew David "LD" Gormanberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day GoDz sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese dota scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful pedophile mustache. Every day, Zyori "S N I F F B O Y" sniffs his dirty scrotum on camera, misses early teamfights and wears a pink bow in his disgusting, terrible "hair". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid studio's kickstarter, every single retard that watches their streams without AdBlock, every single fan of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "studio".
>>
>>165537081
I appreciate your honesty.
>>
what's even the point of new C9 if there's no memers?
>>
>>165536304
>>165536384
>Literally mongol slavscum
>12th most educated on earth
>5th happiest on earth
>Most press freedom on earth
>The least likely country to collapse on earth
>The second least corrupt country in the world according to
>The most green country in the world
>Second best quality of life in the EU
>6th on the Good Country Index
Stay mad third worlders and "first worlders" who had to make compromises in your shitholes
I'll enjoy my white, top of the world quality of life here in Scandinavia (too bad about Sweden though)
If Finns are slavs, so are people from Norway, Sweden, Germany and such
>>
>tfw you're worse than a girl at dota
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>>165537571
>took the b8
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>>165537571
>5th happiest on earth
>Higher suicide rate than estonia, a third world country

Global poker face
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>>165537954
fuck forgot text
Treant in current patch
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>>165537884
Most of the suicides come from the very North of the country that has our versions of natives living there. It's basically a wasteland with a couple of cities that's behind the rest of the Finns in every possible way, so they don't seek mental help, just sit in their cabins and finally kill themselves.

Also we live in one of the darkest places in the world, it's a natural reaction to get depressed in the winters, we can't choose where we settled down, but we still built a great country with like 4 hours of daylight
>>
>>165519457
mason @masondota 7h7 hours ago

Hello @DOTA2 my queue times are awful and I miss 7k games when I queue before other people who get into said games. Please explain/fix.
2 replies 3 retweets 52 likes

mason
@masondota

an update @DOTA2, I just missed another 6.8k game and a 7.4k game and I was queueing before everyone. You managed to put me in a 5k game tho

HAHAHAH SHADOW POOL IS FUCKING REAL
>>
>>165537884
All of those stats are about right, feel free to check them out

Iceland also has a larger suicide rate than Estonia, but they're one of the most first world countries in the world. It's almost like it's a biological reaction to get depression in dark, cold places
>>
redpill me on the region lock meme
How does it work?
>>
>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.

Is this shit game playable again?

Tell me /d2g/

is it?
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>>165538192
>>165538141
I guess no one know for sure yet.

It could fuck some white people majorly, like people living right next to Mexico or in Scandinavia getting only grouped up with Russians and South Americans that queue up on the wrong servers
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>>165538119
Reminder that white people have left the game and that's why Mason has so long queue times - his location has no players.

Only Peru and other subhumans.
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>be in aus 3k
>average queue time is beyond 15 minutes
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>>165538141
I'm not 100% sure but I think you can select other regions but you will be locked to play with people who are closer to you.
I think it was already like this if you selected multiple regions. Now they locked it even if you select more than one region.
>>
Yuroptard here. NAbros, is the matchmaking change legit or is it a placebo to pacify reddit?
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>>165538280
>Scandinavia getting only grouped up with Russians
I already intentionally queue Russian servers because EU servers are filled with cancerous know it all redditors raging when they don't get mid and don't get to be like their Twitch idols.

When you queue Russia iits much better
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>>165538365
That's very possible, and I'm sure there's some nice people there, but I can't get over my hatred for people I consider subhumans
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>Soft region lock
Damn, is the change visible? Is dota worth playing now?
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>>165537571
>finns
>lliterally the result of genghis khan raping a seal 3000 years ago
>white
lmao kid
>>
Bulldog is playing with Russians.

You retards fell for the Placebo.
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>>165538426
Jealous third worlder with a shitty national infrastructure detected
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>>165538404
I feel like valve already had something similar on effect before this patch.
t. brazillian who has US east and BR servers selected but haven't played in US East since March 2016
>>
5 decides which hero I autistically spam from now on.
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>>165539059
pugna
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>>165539059
es
>>
WHERE IS MY SAFE SPACE? XYCLOPE INSULTED A FEMALE! HE IS A FUCKING RACIST, SEXIST, XENOPHOBE. LITERALLY HITLER!
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>>165539059
Invoker
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>>165539059
earthshaker
ogre magi
faceless void
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>>165539059
chen
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>>165527932
It's true r/nsfw is unironically infinitely better than /s/
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>spare my cubs, I beg of you
Why is this allowed?
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>>165539059
pudge
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>>165539059
lycan
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>>165539059
Io
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>>165539059
io
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>3rdies
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>>165538069
>>165538132
>high suicide rate
>happiest people

So this.... is the rationale...... of genghis khan
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>>165539059
kotl
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>>165539059
Lina Inverse aka d2g's girl
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>>165539452
Those are perfectly cromulent sentences.
>>
riddle me this dotards: why is razer a ranged hero when he uses a whip?
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>>165539613
It's a long whip
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>>165539613
>Every hero that has an extension like whip/pole is now a melee hero

what

happen
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>>165539643
>10 billion damage sucked by razor
>get echo sabre
>win
nice la.....
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>>165539827
The bigger issue is getting bashed from 600 range.
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>>165539859
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>>165539059
arc warden
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>>165539613
Because having extended range as a melee hero for no reason is Monkey King's shtick.
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>>165527932
>implying reddit isn't utterly against Western Anime
MLP installed itself before RedDot's rise to power, none of W. A. communities are centered on Ribbit
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>>165539975
>no reason
It's not like he has an ability that literally wouldn't work otherwise or something.
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Can you actually be anywhere inside his ult and not get hit?
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>>165540116
Nope, farthest you can be from the monkeys is in the exact center, and they can all still hit you there.
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>>165540116
yes when you kill him inside
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how is the new region lock coming along? is it actually working?
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>>165540116
I swear blademail should fuck this faggot up but for some reason icefraud gives him 50% lifesteal that you can combo with an aoe crit stun cleave.

FUCK ICEFRAUD AND FUCK DOTARD PEOPLE
>>
Problems with MK:
-Jingu buff has no duration.
-Command persists through reincarnation.
-Mischief is too unwieldy.
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>>165539965
I'm not gonna spam fucking Arc Warden, 6 decides what hero I actually spam.
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so, are you guys still playing with peruvians or not after all?
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After playing unranked for slmost 1000 hours I want to go back to ranked and get out of 1k problem being i mainly play support since no-one else does ethier in my stacks or pubs.
What do?
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>>165540402
Problems with MK:
-They had to sell hats
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>>165540506
You can win with 0 supports in 1k. That doesn't mean you can't buy wards by the way.
You are literally playing half of your games with bots.
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>>165540470
arc warden
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>>165540596
>>165540470
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>>165540596
>>
>>165539409
No one cares about those natives who kill themselves up North though. They're basically not considered our people
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>>165540082
>He actually has to play well to get stacks on you now
>You now have to combo MK ult with someone, or be a good player in general to do shit since enemies can maneuver between the statues
Sounds good to me
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>>165540582
So should I go with semi-supports like phoenix or sand king. Of course i buy wards all the time. I admit not regular enough, i have a habit of bulk buying rather then buying 1 every 2:30 like i should
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>>165540225
yes
dota is great again
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>>165540868
>>165540506
Supports win games, just look at Slacks, he got 5k by being a shitty support that steals cs from cores and builds greedily. But he plays supports that keep your retards alive and farming.

Just pick one of those supports, or pick a support with a disable and run around, if your team is weak on disables.

Also, stop warding locations that make no sense (Rune ward at 45 minutes)
>Offensive wards (Enemy jungle, behind enemy towers) if: Your team can and wants to gank enemies, wants to splitpush, and so you see enemies in the enemy jungle, so you know they're not ganking you at the moment)
>Defensive (At the mouth of your jungle, at the mouth of the enemy jungle, sometimes infront of their towers) if: you will not go to the enemy side of the map since they're too strong
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>>165540868
You can't get out of 1k until you stop being a cuck.
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>>165541084
slacks won his games because he has degree in psychology and he knows what to say to untilt most raging retards on his team and tilt them when they are on enemy side
also he has decent game sense (when and where to and not to engage) and omni is OP as hell in pubs
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>peru team is shitting on NAteam
>after being down raxes
what now 3rd worlder haters?
>>
Peru are doing it!
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>>165541482
It's a danish team.
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>>165533758
Same org but different players
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>>165541663
>peru team is shitting on danish team
>after being down raxes
what now 3rd worlder haters?
>>
NEED TO BE ADDED:
MORTAR TEAM
WATER SPIRIT
STRENGTH SKELETON
LOLI HERO
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>Infamous wins $200,000
>Go back to their country as millionaires.
>This will encourage even more Peruvians to play Dota.

Lets hope they lose boys.
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>>165540506
Don't play cuck supports, seriously. Play gankers and lane winners. At that mmr, people won't realise they have to push the lane a bit if you're pulling the wave. They won't play around your power spikes and blink timing etc, etc.

Babysitter supports are a no-go. Teamfight/utility supports (rubick, earthshaker, warlock) are okay, but much too reliant on a good early game, and will never get farm vs invis heroes when you have 4 cores vacuuming it all up. Gankers (SB is great, slardar is okay, pudge, riki) are good because everyone understands "davai davai, kill kill!", plus they scale decently.
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HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THE PATCH IS USE SAVED?
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>>165540506
>>
>STINGER
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>>165541806
that region lock tho
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>>165541995
>>
I can't belive what HELL valve has doomed me to, since I live in bolivia next to peru, peru is like the msot toxic region noone wants to play with them and now we are forced to... good shit
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>That chrono
PAICATSPHERE ARE BACK
>>
All you need to do to get out of 1k is play splitpushing heroes. Broodmother is great because supports in 1k can't play against it. Furion, LD, Beastmaster, Lycan, Rhasta, Morphling, etc.
I wished I was still in 1k,no-one knows how to use space properly. And the 5man mid to defend T1 syndrome is hilarious
>>
Dump your art and/or cosplays. Go!
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>Peru actually managed to throw
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WHERE ARE THE BATTLE PASSES VALVE AHHHHHHHH
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>>165542269
>QOP said she gave Black her number but he never called

>Black pussed out on banging some qt China puss puss.
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>>165542269
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>dota two is now region locked
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>>165542410
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>>165542489
?
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Forget Peruvians, they will eventually work this out.
I present you the real losers of the patch
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can I still play with my sea nigger friend with this NOTregion lock?
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>>165542759
Yes
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>>165542759
parties are not affected
there were some answers from valve guy on reddit on how this system works with parties but i already forgot what was in those posts
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i told you valve is redpilled
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RE: reddit/xyclopzz outrage
Is it me or does no-one know what being "sexist" is? All that video was was 2mins of xyclopzz being a silly bitch and calling Axx a "girl".
Sexist would be "what is she doing here she should be in the kitchen instead of in front a computer" or "she should be playing support because that's all girls are good for".
Fucking reddit, man. Fucking god damn normie faggot asshole pieces of shit are balancing our game and changing everything.
>>
I am level 10 on my account, and when I try to type in the chat it says that I must be lvl 5 or higher. What level is it referring to? It can't be steam lvl right...?
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>>165542950
no one hears you
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>>165542934
>our game
their game
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>>165542934
SJWs are creating new accounts to downvote as much as possible
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>>165543315
This is what I said earlier. Anyone can make an account, you get enough upvotes on it and it'll snowball and suddenly everyone tacks on saying how they're totally fucking outraged and suddenly it's this huge big thing all because of one SJW fucktard, a man taking offense for a woman.
Reddit culture is absolutely sickening.
>>
>>165543391
>Can you really not see how being picked out from a group of 10 people repeatedly, because of something that is of absolutely no relevance to what you are looking to be judged upon (Dota, in this case) can be annoying/offending/hurtful and above all demotivating?
>If "the girl" was just a name he was using in place of her chosen one, that would be bad enough, as he doesn't do that with any other player. Here he just keeps saying it when it has no other function than to point out the fact that she is different from the rest, and since the stereotype that he's enforcing is that women can't be good at dota, thats what he's linking her to. Of course its fucking offensive.

look at how much offense this guy took because xyclops said "the girl"
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Ilexa is now really in Sun Wukong's court now!
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>>165542934
Outrage culture, it's cool to be the victim now.
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so what will you fuckers complain about now since perus and sukas are playing with their own
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>>165543653
SJW men taking offense for women is the new being racist but never having met anyone from the culture you're being racist towards.
I'm pretty fucking sure girls don't care about this. Real feminism argues against unequal treatment/pay/opportunities, not some tard honing in on a girl playing dota, which is absolutely the reaction that people will get since she's the first female ever playing pro-dota.
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WTF is a VPN right?
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>>165543910
wrong
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>>165531872
lul, way to go ruining the heroes, mate

>>165532576
>implying halberd isn't of the best items in the game
>>
Austrian studying and living in Greece here. I joined a game and the first thing i saw was a Greek calling a Turkish guy "malaka" and saying "Give back Constantinople you worthless kebap". He was joking but i realized that my games will be like that from now on. It will be fun.
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Holy
Fucking
Shit

Did the game finally die so much they put in region lock to save dota???
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>they built the wall

Are memes real?
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>>165543694
>you still haven't taken back constantinople
>it's called istanbul now
lmaoing at you worthless christian LOSER.

>>165544018
I just want to see who they'll blame for losing now
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>>165544128
Real is memes.
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THEY
BUILT
THE
FIREWALL
>>
I've recently just moved into to Moria with a few of the guys. We used to just set location to Nogrod and play with the guys back home. Now we get matched with what lies beneath Moria and Elves from Rivendell. You have no idea how cancerous evles are to play with.
They fucked up regionlock you guys
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>>165539232
>I'll see you in death, old girl
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>>165544192
I hope we come to the point where they undo the soft-region lock because they realized everyone's actually a shitter.
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>>165539232
where did you read that you sick monster?
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>>165539232
>>165544259
Delete these please.
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>>165544306
VPN are a thing.
I am sure even WTFast can fool the new variable.
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What's up you fucking non-human third world shitskins

You've been relegated to containment servers
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>>165539232
Do not mourn me, children.
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>>165544251
upboated
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>alliance has picked fucking gyro
I shouldn't have bet on these cucks
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>implying subhuman thirdies know how to setup a VPN

>Implying it won't be slow as fuck even for those who get them working
>Implying poorfags would pay for one that isn't slow
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ggwp game is dead after regionlock
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>>165539232
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/80/Lone_druid_death_26.mp3
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>>165544251
>get matched with an elf
>he jungles all game and then screams how he carried everyone at the end of the match
even trolls are better than elves, at least trolls try to push to fit in more games before dawn
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>thirdies BTFO
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Best Day In Gulag History.
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>>165544548
mason?
I'm pretty sure Ranked in Aus is dead after 11pm. Used to get chinks and pinoys to fill in the extra slots, ah well
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>peruvians will now taste their own medicine
MDGE (Make Dota Great Eventually [dota two was always bad])
>>
>merloobi and od seriously asking whether slark's lifesteal talent is inclusive on spell damage

if it was inclusive with spells it would say so like qop's
>>
*scrables to free up hard drive space to install dota again, now that the game has been saved*
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>>165544548
We're League of Legends level of dead now.
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thirdie shitskin 3rd world shit skins dota 2 region lock peru
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>/pol/ is downvoting all threads about how this fucks up matchmaking
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>>165544741
>100% guarantee to have some aspie shitter tell you that you suck and you should kys in english
Reinstall away friendo
>>
>>165527989
good peruvian players who cannot speak english or bad american players who cannot play dota. choose
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>>165544742
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OD is low IQ confirmed
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>>165544770
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>tfw unironically a white supremacist but I'm not white so it's ok
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>>165544018
Maybe they realized that the Peruvians and other third worlders cant actually pay for anything
>>
which server do i queue in so I can play with turkish brethren?
>>
ICANT FIND A GAME!!!
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>wake up one day
>all the problems that plagued dota have been expelled
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>>165544968
I don't know. I'm queueing EU east.
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>>165530442
dont pick doom against heroes who are right clickers. especially against a sniper
>>
Reminder that complaining or mentioning queue times is a dead shibboleth of a third worlder.

You get what you pay for
You get what you wait for
>>
So if im from venezuela i guess im going to get queue with peruvians and brazilians.

Well time to leave the game for a while, at least im happy because you guys are going to play without peruvians.
>>
Peruvian dota will now develop independently from American dota. This was a good update. They'll be less American influence on their scene.
>>
>>165538192
still more player than LOL
>>165544984
where do you live? you might be living in a state where most people are lolfags
>>
FIRST THE TRUMP WALL
NOW THE GABEN WALL
HAIL HAIL ICEFROG
>>
>>165545130
>get teamed up with your subhuman kind
>cry about it that its not fair
Valve saved us fellow first world citizen.
>>
>>165545158
illinois
>>
>picking Gyro as your carry

How do Alliance not understand how shit this hero is right now?
>>
>not enough high mmr players in binland
>5-10min queue puts me with 4k russians
E B I N
>>
>>165545227
Yeah im not complaining, this is what i wanted from a long time ago so at least countries that are not from SA couldn't get fucked by peruvians, guess its time to only play in party and nothing else
>>
So wait, my 6 minute queues are going to go up to like 10 minutes or some shit now since half the EUW population is Russian and I can no longer queue with them?
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>Valves gas-lighting of me is so precise they literally and genuinely add region lock the day after I give away all my items

Still never coming back, I hope this turns out like battle pass Ranked for you guys with all English players all the time.
>>
>>165545293
Party is the best way. But you shouldn't be playing this shitty game at all.
>>
>Play 1 single game
>Not a single peruvian on my team

BASED VALVE

Its finally time to start wasting my money on this game, took them long enough
>>
>>165545227
You're a good kid anon. Mail yourself in a suitcase and I might have a wardrobe for you to live in. I'll even set you up with my old netbook, there's enough space I'm sure
>>
>>165520024
are you retarded?
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>mfw thirdiesundshitskins
Western Anime always wins
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>>165542735
>Turks now have to get through 2 priorities for their queue (Russia/EUE) to crawl their way into EUW
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>People thought the 7.00 killing dota was a meme
>Game lost so much players that valve decided to finally region lock matchmaking
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Your poor quality false flagging can't undo the firewall lad

We Won
Just Like We Won The Election
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>Game's playerbase halved
>Valve wants to kill it faster by giving everyone 60 minute queues

Bravo 7.Reddit1.

This only proves that you should NEVER listen to reddit.
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>>165544370
I doubt most Peruvians will know how to set them up/the cafes wont allow it
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>>165545629
>We'll go back to a smaller playerbase as all the casuals and dogs attention spam perudogs stop playing because they're no dedicated
>Le epic teamfight all the time HotS patches stop coming in because Valve doesn't need to pander to casuals and the LoL crowd anymore
>Smaller TI's, but also a lot comfier
>All the casters who have no love for the game leave as the scene shrinks
>2GD comes back because Valve doesn't care who's in their small scene anymore, as they move on to a new hat vending game
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>>165543668
Is there a... rest?
>>
>>165545623
What about white, entitled Americans living near the border, that might get grouped up with perushits?
Honestly they should just make this change viable for non-white third world counters without telling anyone
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>>165539232
>I died as I lived. Alone.

Is Sven /ourguy/?
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>>165545767
>And then you wake
I really hate you dead game memers
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>>165539232
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/49/Omni_death_04.mp3
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>he has the Unawareness Of /mlpol/
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>tfw live in north florida
i hope i'm not considered close to south america
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>>165541369

>degree in psychology wins dota

my sides you are retarded
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>third world shit skins this assblasted about the patch
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>takes me 20 mins to cum to porn
>takes me 2 mins to cum to people kissing on YouTube
What's wrong with me?
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>>165546047
Kissing my gf during sex always makes me cum fast.
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GARITHOS DID NOTHING WRONG
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>he will always have soulless brown shit eyes
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>>165545630
>cafes wont allow it
Are cafes actually a thing for dota? I mean, I know they exist and all, but do people really play dota in those?

I can't imagine playing it with any other computer than my own or with any other configuration.

But I guess if they only play in cafes then they must be used to it. Still, can't imagine the conditions in one would be that great.
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>*RUBBING HANDS*

VERY GOOD GOYS, FIGHT EACH OTHER. VERY, VERY, GOOD GOYS

REMEMBER TO BUY THE NEW JUGGER ARCANA
>>
nice thread of dota two general, a game by valve we have here lads
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>>165546216
They can't afford their own PCs
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>Valve fucks up the game so hard with 7.00 they have literally no choice but to finally add FUCKING REGION LOCK

that's some beautiful pottery there, let's just hope this backfires into a huge media firestorm against them and their racists beliefs.

>>165546216
Pic related friend, there's thousands of these out there, some even offer extra time for getting ultra kills and rampages (why Peruvians are always feeding 1v5 they desperately want the time and feeding doesn't get it reduced or anything).
>>
>Pick Gyro
>Lose

xd
>>
>Shadowpool IS REAL.
>White flight IS REAL
>Forced 50% IS REAL

Is there anything PSG was wrong about?
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My games are now full of cancerous UK dota players bring back the Russians
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>You can no longer keep a Pooruvian permanently rooted with X marks the Spot till he rage quits since first worlders know what disable help is

dead game
>>
Reminder that WHITE FLIGHT was so massive that Valve had to make a soft region lock to try & stop it.
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>>165545858
He is "literally" what /fit/ strives to be, I guess.
>>
>>165546683
It begins
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>>165546548
AS FORETOLD.
>>165545257
>>
>pick support
>jungle legion somehow has a 30 minute blink
>all cores 200 gpm
>no one looks at the minimap
>ganking the enemy never works because your team decides to hit creeps instead
>pick core
>everyone else also picks core
>lose by default
how do I get out of the shadowpool?
>>
>>165546593
PSG being not utter dogshit at dota two
>>
>>165546593
His true mmr
>>
tell me why i have "jsooio", "oso pendejo" and "Jose" in my game rn
>>
>Barely anyone levels movement speed talents in pro games

more evidence this shit was not made with pros, but with casualtards developing the game that they don't even play
>>
>>165546727
>>165546593
>le white flight meme
you get call that if you were the majority
>>
>>165546892
You don't. Once you're in it you're surrounded by other people in it, and you think they're not reporting you for every single thing you do??

Same with low good boy score. One you're at a certain point it simply can't be raised unless another bug is found like the one that let 5 party members leave party before a game loaded and 4 could commend 1 and they'd all count.
>>
>>165547054
new mexicoese or californians
>>
>>165547094
LET ME OUT OF HERE
REE
>>
>>165546783
why the fuck does lina have the green dress and wr have the red one

this pic makes me angry
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Reminder that due to recent and unexpected turn of events, any and all instances of anti-Valve or anti-Dota Two sentiment are:
ā†’ yottatriggered shitskins
ā†’ Activision-Blizzard shills
ā†’ Tencent-Riot shills
ā†’ ALL OF THE ABOVE

It is advised to post visages of President Elect Donald Jr. Trump or bitmaps representing the neonazi symbol known as Pepe the Frog in response to them.

MAGA
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>>165547181
Fuck, I didn't even notice it myself. Have this one instead then.
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>>165547232
>Game is ruined by fucking shitskins and low ability individuals, dog shit matchmaking pandering to account buyers.

>vaah ur a bliz droene

kys
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>matchmaking now considers geographical distance
>live in one of the Baltic countries
>50km from the Russian border
>don't speak a word of Russian

wake me up
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>>165547331
Russian server is in Stockholm. Hope you get queued with finncucks instead.
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>>165547283
>Still doesn't fix the original point anon was making
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>>165545975
welcome mi amigo
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>>165547232
this, but unironically

dota has been made great again!
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>>165547652
I didn't make the fucking image, you dolt. Are you expecting me to swap the heads around so that anon would be happy?

>kys
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Are we watching Alliance, mis amigos?
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>mfw rest of the world paying for the sins of whiny NA redditards
so glad I haven't been playing since 7.00
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>>165519457
Is this the end of dota? monkey kind is boring and gimmicky as fuck while the recent releases for other mobas have been great

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Camille

https://smite.gamepedia.com/The_Morrigan

the new hud is fucking terrible and missed every mark the huds other mobas have hit without a problem

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iknrMII6p5E/maxresdefault_live.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCrM02j6QeY&feature=youtu.be&t=30


Every day there are fewer and fewer players. What can we do to save dota? or is it already too late? I don't want to see a game i put so many hour on to be corrupted, killed and then forgotten like this.
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>>165547954
dumb megumeme poster
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>>165547886
did you ever think i was being ironic about this matter
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>>165548009
>44fps in low settings
Urgh, put that out of my sight, nigger
>>
>>165547954
reminder that anime is a shibboleth of thirdies
>>
>region lock
>no russians
>more turks

I literally never asked for this. I am quitting dota.
>>
>>165547060
15 ms is literally nothing.
Change it to 50ms and then it might be worth taking
>>
How much money does Sing make with his stream ? There's not a lot of donation message, is there people who give a little all the time ?
>>
>>165534872
The artstyle was ruined by Valve making the game super fucking bright. Look at a video of gameplay ~2 years ago and then look at it now. New Dire night isn't as dark as old Dire day.
>>
>ES being played in CM
Well, time for him to get his shit fucked up again.
>>
did yall see that video of axx's previous team beating ig? that shit was hype. she played carry it was intense.
>>
>>165548662
who's axx?
>>
>>165548709
she's the female pro playing pos3 for newbee.boss.
>>
>losing with luna on radiant side
Only alliance..
>>
>tfw finally region lock
>tfw live in texas so i still get matched with the same dumb mexicans and south americans
>except now i only get teamed with them
fuck dude
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>Thirdies are actually this mad about the wall
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>>165548836
Move to Canada
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>>165548891
What do you expect from parasites after you remove them?
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>>165548009
>copy a HoN hero
>call it great
Wew
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>SD shrekts Luna with Illu/soul catcher
1 ticket to Nerf-City please. Reddit sends its regards.
>>
How is hurricane pike even remotely usefull?
99ā„… of the time you wont have visiin of them that far away
>>
alliance no
>>
>>165549086
You probably will in a teamfight.

Also you can use it without casting it on a hero, so it makes Force staff not a wasted slot on heroes who would otherwise never buy it like Luna.
>>
>>165549086
The best part of hurricane pike is it's a slotless force staff.
>>
>>165548009
>Implying Smite isn't dead
>Implying League champions are good

nice bait.
>>
>>165549086
80% of time you use it as goodForcestaff
and force staff is already like the third or fourth best item in the game after tp scroll/BoT/blink dagger
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>>165549086
>how is having a mobility item with great stats at remotely useful?
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>Alliance
>>
STRONGEST RACE IN THE WORLD
>>
>Mushi kicks you
>immediately win min of 80k
JUST
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>>165549471
mushit is in the same boat as puppey, EE, and kuroky
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>Third Worlders becoming multi-millionaires in their own country by playing Dota.

Is Dota the true GLORIOUS CAPITALISM e-sport?
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>>165549563
Doesn't mushi occasionally win games though?
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>SWEKEKS
>>
>enemy team tower dives
>die
Fucking swedecucks
>>
alliance just lost me my last 3 commons and rares.
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>>165549983
Serves you right
>>
>region locking after you're game is ded
nice one doturds, 2 years too late, just like competitive tf2 is 5 years too late, valve sure is late lately
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I like playing support because I enjoy helping other people.
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>>165549983
you're free now
>>
>>165548915
>Moving to A FUCKING LEAF
>>
>>165549983
>betting on alliance
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/4a/Wind_kill_02.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a7/Sven_kill_05.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/aa/Axe_deny_08.mp3
>>
>>165550037
Sorry Peru, you have to go back.
>>
>>165549052
>Supports
>OP
>>
>>165550127
>Peruvians
>Dead games memers
pick only one
Reminder that there isn't a country named Georgia
>>
>>165550037
it only took redditfags 3 years of their Dota getting invaded by the third world for them to finally put in a mild mannered complaint to the front page. if we go by this metric, liberal faggots in europe will only wake up to foreign invaders after 300 years.
>>
>>165550290
>europe
>existing in 300 years

this kid
lmao
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>>165550386
>thatsthejoke.jpg
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How do I counter Meepo?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12105536
http://www.strawpoll.me/12105536
http://www.strawpoll.me/12105536
Important region lock poll
Be accurate
>>
>>165550515
lich/earthshaker/sven/ember/tiny/axe/bristleback/lina/lion/warlock/sandking/eldertitan
>>
>>165550515
just teleport away from the enemy
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>>165549642
Only if they can win the only tournament that matters.


Never has any shithole, with the exception of orange-esports, have been invited directly and few have qualified.
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>if valve wasn't so fucking jewish wasting their time with hats and had implemented region lock in 2012 this game would be alive
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>>165533765
>ward stalker
>>
I like the matchmaking changes

I mean, bad for me because im from Chile, so i'll have to deal with more chileans, peruvians and argentinians in my games (and they are all mentally unstable, or at least more than Brazilians), but overall good for everyone.
Its not even region lock because it prioritizes, so i can still get brazilians.
Brilliant
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how do you lane against QW invoker in shitter bracket where supports are either busy stealing carry exp or nonexistent at all
the only thing that comes to mind is phantom lancer but he is still shit in 7.01
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>>165550515
High single target damage or aoe damage
So, anything.
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>>165548009
>Camille has blades for legs

Holy shit, the devs at LoL are really running out of ideas
>>
I like the matchmaking changes

I mean, bad for me because im from Peru, so i'll have to deal with more chileans, brazillians and argentinians in my games (and they are all mentally unstable, or at least more than Chileans), but overall good for everyone.
Its not even region lock because it prioritizes, so i can still get brazilians.
Brilliant
>>
>>165551274
>argentineans
>mentally unstable
B-but I really like playing with you chilebros
>>
>>165551385
:v
>>
>>165551448
Ive played with some argentinians, and yeah, they play good but goddamn, you flame for everything
i miss a stun "WOW YOU ARE SO BAD BLA BLA", i have to mute them to continue playing
In the end we win
>>
>>165551360
QW Invoker is literally one of the least threatening things to face solo.

Yeah, you probably won't kill him because of Quas meme regen and having an ivis, but you're very likely to outfarm him and is only going to die if you fuck or if the enemy rotates.

He also won't have access to Forge Spirits so you can pressure the lane and take the tower no prob.
>>
>>165551448
>DE SEGURO SOS UN NEGRO ENVIDIO
>CUANTAS COPAS TENES BOLUDO
Some arguie unironically did this on /pol/ yesterday
>>
>bulldog has a team full of russians

Does this mean Sweden is considered Putin clay by volvo?
>>
>>165551607
Those guys are from /lat/, the Latino general on /int/
>>
I feel its a combination of things
>High base stats/base damage
>high stat growth
>above average ms
>300 attack range
>nigh unmatched mobility
>good talents
>an innate ability that lets you dive towers for free
>his own lockdown
>monkeys not sharing bash cd
>lifesteal so not countered by blademail
if you remove LITERALLY ANY 2 of these, hes balanced, but no, he needs to be the strongest hero at literally every point in the game so jewben can sell his arcana
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>>165551382
I thought it was the dumbest shit ever but everyone was eating it up about how awesome of a design she was.

It's like some 12 year old edgy Shadow the Hedgehog lover that thought this shit up.
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>>165548009
>>165551382
>riot literally steals designs from MLP:FiM
https://derpibooru.org/1087037?scope=scpeebace9e8c76d7b17d9f2467d2f1dadc768471e12
Utterly pathetic.
>>
>>165539232
>ursa fucks you the entire early game
>makes you rage
>he all chats "?" when you try to gank him and fail
>late game comes
>you manage to defeat him
>"spare my cubs, i beg of you"
Would you spare his cubs, d2g?
>>
is sf still shit?
>>
>>165552110
call up my thirdie shitskin teammate and see what he thinks of the situation
>>
so i guess wiper mid is pretty good
>>
>>165552110
I'd make his cubs watch me murder their father so they learn an important lesson on hubris but I wouldn't kill the cubs themselves.
>>
dotey
>>
>>165551964
the only things that baffles me is permaslow from his ult when he buys echo saber
>>
Three legends, a pubstar, and their boss: what's up with China's new Dota 2 squad?
>>
>>165552467
fun
>>
>>165551964
he has 50% winrate on all MMR levels, he is balanced
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>>165534398
>tfw no nonon gf
>>
>>165522889
This board needs friendly people more than it needs racists. We've got enough of those.
>>
>>165522889
I am glad we are finally seperated from subhuman filth like your kind.
>>
>>165552826
that is true. the best player in the world isn't even white, most of the good players aren't even white, they come from third world countries. Thirdies and reddit rule this game not /d2g/ or any white faggot
>>
>>165552958

/pol/ is full of trannies and pooskins, why can't they take over dota?
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>>165530104
/pol/ is a diverse board what are you implying.
>>
Is anything more triggering than finding out your Mid player used your shrine as an Offlaner?
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>>165552098
lolbabs are literally underage, for the vast majority of them its the first contact with such an idea

you are now manually literally aware that the few rts games that come out $CURRENT_YEAR their control scheme is compared to ā€¹<mobasĀ»
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>>165553785
>cucklaner
>gets cucked
Can't make this shit up.
>>
>>165553785
what if your support used the shrine level 1
then fed first blood diving the tier 1
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>>165550542
>theres another black guy in here
FUCK OFF
>>
why is dota voiceover so much superior to other mobas
i played hots and lol for a bit and characters there sound so bland and generic and have no memorable lines
nothing like "nyxnyxnyxnyx" or "i sundered this cabal" or magnus never shutting up about his horn or ember spirit talking in four words lines or literally every invoker line
there are things like "here is X in your eye" but they are infinitely better than kerrigan sounding like generic thug
>>
>>165554102

Kerrigan is lorewise white trash in space so what else would she sound like?
>>
Dota 2 is a team game
>>
>>165554275
delete this
>>
>>165554102
its the literal only thing valve does good

>>165554275
indeed, and now the teams are made up of people from the same numerical worlds!
>>
>>165519656
but i do, its basically good drums
>>
>>165553886
>Posting a lesbo hag
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>be peru
>queue USE like normally
>20 minute queue time, need to pay for more cafe time
>get in
>realize my team is full of other cafe peruvians
>one of them feeds down mid just so he can start another game faster

NOOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T FAIR
FUCK YOU VALVE
>>
>>165551964
MK is balanced now and people don't want to complain about Treant or Negrophos.
>>
>>165554673
Ultrasurf
>>
>Puppey gets fucked by Na'vi
>makes a team "for the players"
>EE gets fucked by Puppey
>makes a team "for the players"

Who's next?
>>
>>165554830
>banned at cafes where 99% of peruvians play
>slow as fuck
>region lock isn't actually region but ping based
>you end up with either peruvians but laggy or other third worlders
wew
>>
guys i think im in love with sheepdick
>>
>>165554102
Every Earth Spirit line is pure sex.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Earthspi_kill_10.mp3

Too bad he's fucking butchered
>>
>>165555065
For sure that it isn't ping based.
You have no idea the level of abuse that it create
>>
>>165554902
ppd
>>
>>165554902

Bulba
>>
I remember playing in the SEA servers when I went to filthy flipland for the Manila Major.

Jesus fuck I'd rather play in that clusterfuck of countries instead of USW. People complain about the Peruvians but even the fucking Americunts I've played with here still somehow find a way to feed courier, surrender five minutes in, and generally be horrid fuckshit with the only difference is that I can understand them.

God why is USW the worst server?
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>>165554231
she could at least use some zerg puns or complain about the pain in the back since those huge wings probably weight a lot
even CM, one of the most boring characters, isn't sweetheart and ice puns all the time and has a bunch of mildly insulting and sarcastic lines
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>>165550542
What does black white etc have to do with regions?
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>>165554102
Valve cant into game production but every game published by them has memorable characters.

It also helps that they hire actual fucking voice actors like John Patrick Lowrie and Ellen McLain. Most companies make a big deal about some Hollywood star in their game and they end up sounding like Keanu Reeves in-game.
>>
>moderated ranked
>ā‚¬7 to access per season (a season is 3 months)
>every report is reviewed by a person
>ticket prices pay for the report ticket reviewer salaries
>12/24 hour suspension for a false report (i.e reporting some nigger for picking techies) or a reportable action (feeding, flaming, griefing)
>3rd punishment and you're banned from that season, also get 10 games in low prio
>if you get banned from a season, the next season costs ā‚¬40 for you
also
>play of the game feature copied(stolen) from overwatch
>gives you a goypendium like thing which tracks stats to improve

give me one reason why this is a bad idea
pro-tip: you can't
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>>165556106
A more accurate measure would be to collect win-rates for the month and compare to the previous 4 weeks of 7.00
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>>165556170
my third world friend won't be able to afford that
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what if Peru cafes start including VPNs and advertising "Queue with a white man today". Or do you think Valve has VPN ranges banned already
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>>165550542
>memers making the gulag majority black
lyl
>>
>pick luna and shadow demon
>LITERALLY can't lose
Uh... dotards?
>>
>>165556170
This hinges on someone at valve doing the work.

And even then, there is no management nor incentive for them to do their job in the first place because of "no bosses".
>>
>>165556170
>paying for hour long queues
yeah, nothing wrong with that
>>
>>165556170
>This kills RTZ
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>>165555487
That's because filthy sea monkeys actually try to play the game. They might hate each others' guts and scream at the mic in tongues but they will never throw. The only throw that'll happen is when the shitty third worlders forget to fix their internet and disconnect.
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>Everyone complains for literally fucking Y E A R S about third-world scumbag peruvian fuck stains ruining their games on USE/USW
>Reddit finally gets one thread complaining about it to the front page of /r/dota2/ in the past 2 or 3 days
>literally THE VERY NEXT FUCKING DAY: " - Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team."

not making any of this up. I honestly have no idea how anyone could defend this. Is there even the tiniest doubt in anyone's mind whether reddit is in charge of the game?
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>>165551964
>MK
>The strongest hero at every point in the game
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hey /d2g/, former LoL player here. What hero should I play if I like MLP?
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>>165556170
>seasons

>3 months

seasons are meme
they did it at ti

6ks just stomp everyone back to 6k
>>
>>165556907
And the funniest part is that the US servers are still garbage.
>>
so is dota saved
>>
Playing against NP is the worst shit ever.
>teamfight somewhere on the map
>meanwhile he's taking tier 3 tower and barracks
>doesn't matter if you kill him he'll just do it again
>>
>>165556958
kill yourself

>>165557089
nah, the damage has already been done. getting rid of peruvians was cool and all but it doesnt stop 7.00 and beyond for being objectively shit patches
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>>165557254
I was thinking of Wind Ranger, she's cute! I have a lot of pictures of her already saved!
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>>165556907
Reddit has been complaining about peruvian and cyka stacks since Reborn, what the fuck are you talking about.
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>>165550542
>more blacks than whiteys
This better be a VPN memer or else i cant relax in this general anymore
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>>165557230
>losing to literally the worst hero in the
game

>>165554102
If there's one thing Valve is really good at is creating characters with personality. Hell, Gordon Freeman is a mute and even he has more personality than 90% of videogame characters nowadays
>>
GUYS I NEED A SERIOUS ANSWER


CAN BEASTMASTER BE USED AS SEMI SUPPORT???
>>
>>165557554
Yes?
It saw some play as a support at some point.
>>
>>165557554
ANSWER IT GUYS
>>
I just got wrecked by a CM with Drow aura, +50 damage talent, and Desolator.

Feels bad, man.
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>takes into consideration geographical distance

Good Morning!
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>>165557554
yes

no, the only thing he offers without items/level advantage is an easily killed slow, one stun per fight and the ability to reveal more of the map that your teammates studiously ignore. If you're in a stack or playing with a good team that would win anyway, yes
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>>165557554
he needs lvl 6 to do things
so he can "support" like enigma, jungle for 5-6 minutes and then start doing stuff on the map
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>>165557750
I literally had a game with 4 russians just couple of minutes ago

valve didn't do shit, they just wanted people to stop whining
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>>165557832
Not me, three straight games with white people yesterday
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>>165556170
>thousands of people paying 4 yuros every 3 months to valve
Thats a bad idea right there, senpai.
>>
>>165557832
>3rd world subhuman so desperate he makes up stories
>>
Guys whens the next goypass?
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>>165558194
I had peru in my games last night

t. white first world citizen
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don't fall for the falseflagging thirdies lies. He's been desperately trying to convince everyone the region lock is bad since it came out
>>
>lol they build the firewall xd
>First game on EUW is with 3 russians
>Muriclaps think it it wasn't just a placebo patch note
>>
>>165554082
Fuck u
>>
Guys, my next all hero challenge is Dazzle. How do I play him? The usual cuck items like mek, force etc?

>hard mode
How do I win?
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>>165558475
everyone in my games since the patch speaks english so im not sure what your going on about
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>>165558679
dazzul is 100% dependant on your team, there is literally nothing you can do on your own to win. just follow around your safe laner and grave him when he gets low and hope to god he knows what he is doing. dazzul is the epitome of a do nothing hero
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>>165550542
>all those big black cops
O-oh my...
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>>165558679
just force one of your favorite cucks to play huskar. build him a mek and a glimmer. w him when enemy dicks get too big.
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>>165558194
I live in norway, literal master race
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>>165558905
You want some whiteboy?
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>>165559146
You're next.
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>>165559405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_state_of_the_European_Union

Sorry, no
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guys, i miss ayesee
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>>165524864
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>>165559146
>>165559569
How fucking based?
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>>165559616
>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah
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>>165559616
>tfw no more hammer dropping
>>
>>165559616
quick, someone post THE WEBM
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>>165560005
>>
>tfw no BLACKED hero
>>
>>165560108
how much where
give me something
>>
>pick monkey mid
>lose to WR
Feels bad. Can't hit her when she windruns, and powershot can destroy trees.
>>
>>165560407
WR is probably the best counter to MK, too bad she is terrible hero othewise
>>
Who do americans blame for their losses now? Surely they can't blame themselves.
>>
>>165560817
my neighbor
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>>165560817
They'll just call each others thirdworlders without realizing that they're all thirdworlders
>>
>tfw no rtz stream
>>
>>165560817
myself which is perfectly OK. if i lose because i didnt play well its on me and i can fix that, not because my team cant understand me
>>
How often can I quit before I go to low priority?
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>>165561273
twice
>>
>>165561273
about once a week
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>>165559146

Only white americans are white, enjoy russkis.

t. Gabe "the Donald" Newell
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Shitting on invis heroes pickers is the most satisfying thing left in this game.
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>reddit did something good for once
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>>165560005
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>>165561273
I think you get one free abandon per 25 games. So if there is (or will be) 1+ abandons in your summary, you can't abandon.
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>>165561950
>treant planting his weed everywhere
>buy gem and destroy his trees
>he calls me trihard
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>>165562086
mfw people using my meme
>>165560005
ancient webm passing through
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>Valve releasing a patch to cater to the minority population of the NA servers
Fucking leftie shitscum.
>>
>>165562631
Unless you are a South American subhuman, this change shouldn't affect you in any way.
>>
>shitting on the enemy with proximity mines hidden in trees
>they try to buy and use sentries against them
4k life
>>
>>165562718
>Everyone in central europe who is "close to russia" but isn't a slav
>Everyone on the mexican-US border
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>>165561054
>100 min queue
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>>165562781

Basically everything east of the Rhine and the North Sea is Russia
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>tfw never queued in NA servers
>tfw never wanted to queued there because nobody wants to play with low reflex americlaps fat fingers
>tfw 3 games in a row with Brazilian master race
>not a single nigger from agerntina or peru calling me names in spanish
>three well raced and not one sided enjoyable games
>tfw dota is fixed forever now

THANK YOU BASED GABEN WILL BUY SOME HATS
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>>165562781
triangulate yourself
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should I buy my waifu sticker?
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>>165556958
techies
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>actual region soft lock in the game
god
bless
valve
will buy every single goypendium and skin for my favorite heroes now
game is fixed
>>
>>165562781
Im from slovakia and played with fully english teams. There was one russian on the enemy team
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>>165563306
Do it.
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>>165561950
>tfw 1k mmr demi-ironically
>notice a collision radius of an invisible riki sitting on one of our bounty rune spots before minute 0
>quickly ferry dust to myself and beg the nearest teammate to come over for free money
>acquire satyr boipuqqi
bet you didnt expect that one you ukrainian shitstain
>>
Thank god for the region lock.
Now I can play with people who speak english but are 2k rating below me
not to mention the queue times
>>
Does the new matchmaking algorithm effect the enemy teams you play against? If you're queueing from NA and get teammates from NA, will you still get matched against teams full of peruvians?
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>>165562390
Uh fuck off m8, I created frog1 and frog2.
i'm very glad somebody saved and edited it though
>>
>>165563832

If the region maching depends on proximity to server, Russians are matched with Swedes first, and then their neighbours.

If it depends on player IP, Russians should be matched with other Russians before anyone else since they're numerous and live close to each other. This leaves less Russians to be matched with others, even their neighbours.

But apparently Norwegians are matched with 4 russians so could be based on server, and Scandinavia is considered Russia.
>>
>>165564234
Which it was me, I probably have the .psd still laying around.

I thank you for the sick frog meme btw.
>>
>Pinoys vs Danes grand final
Truly a battle of the most powerful races
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>>165564373
Neat, thank you for furthering the reach of frog2.
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>>165564590

Not Peru vs Sweden 3rd place decider?
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>no tango hero
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>tfw no frog3 hero
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>yuros never complained about region lock
>now that NAbros finally fixed their servers they are jealous as fuck and asking for russians to be region locked harder
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frogbros where we at
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>>165564859
isn't it just fair?
>>
>>165564753
How does tango even work?
Is it a seed that turns a tree into energy and gives it to the user?
>>
>>165519962
>don't play for a year
>suddenly, luna's strong

Wish I had my pc and internet back now...
>>
>>165564859
Not at all.
I just think it's unfair to kill the almost nonexistant NA scene by increasing queue times more, just because some people complained about muh toxic.
>>
>>165564982
Play WC3
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>>165564886
right here bro

well, here and the agdq threads

neets are getting so fucking mad because of a based personable chad normie runner
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>the EU East server is in Austria
>the EU East server is in Austria
>the EU East server is in Austria
>the EU East server is in Austria
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>>165564982
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>>165564886
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>>165564886
hel lo
this is
fro g
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>>165565214
Germans suck at the game and act as entitled manchildren quite often tho.
>>
>before Luna was pop
>LMA JUST NUKE HER LIKE 600HP

>now
>dude IMBA CANT KILL

What
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The mad man finally killed Dota 2...
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>>165565214
>The Russia server is in Sweden
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>>165565415
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>>165565179
>>165565262

>"Ancient Tango of Essifation" is an item found in the WC3 custom map known as Defense of the Ancients (or DotA). There are many engimas and theories about the origins and uses of this item. One legend, found on the PlayDotA Items Page, states that this consumable was created by cannibals who went vegen. This item allows the bearer to consumes trees, which can be found on any typical DotA map. The healing provided by the consumption of a tree can be purged, apparently. Here's a helpful schematic to assist you in visualizing this process.

shiet
>>
>>165528614
What if your creep wave is hugging your tower? and it's a dual offlane?
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>kill Meepo
>get extra gold for ending his 20+ kill streak
>immediately after he's still there with like 5 clones
>cant have bought back
>time wouldnt be enough to even teleport back in
OK, I need some fucking answers to that right now!
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>>165565415
>>165565571
>tfw you feel bad for autism frog
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>>165565824
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>>165565918
i am o k
not good
just o k
>>
>>165566019

It's your fault for being a peruvian egoist core picker who expects his team to 4p1 instead of supporting.
>>
stop this meme
>>
>>165566181
>egoist core picker who expects his team to 4p1 instead of supporting.
Are talking about peruvians or RTC?
>>
>>165566481

Structurally there is no discernable difference.
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Friendly reminder that every redditor should unironically kill themselves for infecting Dota with PC bullshit
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I was just reading some comments about people who hate really ponuty assholes on anthro. This one guy is saying he hates it because its unrealistic.

i clicked to his profile and its filled with hyper inflation art and anti-trump rants.
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>>165566958
but reddit got us region lock
>>
>>165566958
What PC bullshit?
>>
>>165567029
gulagites have always been cuckolds to reddit.
>>
>>165566958
What do you mean with "I'm not thankful for POCKET RIKI!!! :D xDDD"?
>>
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Games that go on for 40 minutes where your team feeds, doesn't know how to deal damage or get last hits but still reports you even though your performance was what made your team relevant.

Please don't tell me people are this unaware in 2k.
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>>165519457
yeah so what about that regional update??
>>
>>165567549
how is it possible to be 1k mmr?
>>
>>165567571

new memes
>>
>>165567747
I did match making immediately out of normal when I was just spamming bane and wasn't aware of how to play.
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>>165567747
My cousin is, legit, not even kidding, 500 mmr. Its fucking mental because the guy is in medical school and is top of his class so i know he's intelligent.
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>>165568480
>being good at dota requires intelligence

You haven't played this game for long, have you?
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>>165566158
Nope, I killed him, he didnt have aegis. Getting reward and everything, displayed as dead, etc
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>>165556170

>Game got it's popularity from being free in the first place

>Let's force people to pay for it !

Retard
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What heroes are absolute trash and shouldnt be played right now?
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