Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Great patch

Dead thread
Dead game

Im south american and I'd love region lock being implemented. It would be a bless to be able to find 6k+ average games in SA servers and not have to queue on us east to get games. :).

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Its over

>tfw no BLACKED hero

>>165487615
ogre magi

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>>165487615

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average mmr
>radiant 538
>dire 539

>>165488063
how are you this bad? Iink dotabuff pIs

>Kiev major doesn't start till March

I sure am glad Valve is letting all the smaller tournaments have a chance by only having 2 majors

What tournament should I watch today?

>>165488132
I have no dotabuff, but I was highest on my team with 796. Fallen from ~1300 since 7.00

>>165488202
twitch tv/esl_dota2

draft phase bout to concIude anon

>>165487238
Youre soooo edgy Anon,make love to me! ~~~~~~

>>165486925
see you tomorrow anon

>>165488430
that fucking thing has been on rerun for like 2 weeks now hasn't it?

>>165488430
can the ballmeister baffle fnatic

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How can offlaners even compete?

>5 min queue
dead game

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>>165487449

>half an hour
>20 posts
>page 8
lul

hello why is that when you play dire you always lose how is that fun or balanced? ps windranger is my internet girlfriend, and i want to protect her

has there ever been a pro game where the tinker bought lotus orb and won?

>>165489782
doubtful

>>165488626
two words
terrobla- wait wrong meme

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guys

why is EE living in malaysia now?

https://slingshotesports.com/2017/01/13/team-solomid-counter-strike-part-ways-with-roster-re-join-sean-gares/

peters plan is fully in motion

>tfw only been ceo for like two months and you've already outplayed the LoL omega team owner
>tfw the pea drama was all ppds plan to get tsm's cs go team

>>165489996
bootcamp i think

>>165489996
training for DAC+better ping to pw servers

>>165490137
>>165490209
ok, i forgot about DAC already

>>165490209
If his account was region locked, he wouldn't be able to play anything except NA servers

>>165490383
that's not the reigon lock people want

they want

>russians / peruvians / pinoys are forced onto their servers
>whites can go on whatever server they want

>>165490512
>envy
>white

>>165490383
is that supposed to be an argument against region locking

>>165490638
'white' is relative in current year

>>165490512
valve isn't that racist. Good thing this is one thing reddit can't make valve do. It hasn't been done for 10 years and it won't happen now

>>165490673
sorry I don't browse /pol/ like you do

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ITS OVER WHITE CIS SCUM

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5ntmoo/bts_brings_us_their_coverage_of_axxs_first_game/

>>165489920
Great, I pick him regularly and he's pretty powerful against memeballs, has decent winrate in all bracket. Better for him to remain low visibility.

>>165490875
it's just a meme bro haha calm down

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>reddit never wanted balance in the first place
>reddit wants you to pick the same talent every game
guys? is this the reason the game is dead?

>>165490875
Is xyclopzz our guy?

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>>165490875
>the girl got away

>just like my life

I love this guy

>>165490875
uhm hello he's not white? you need to respect their different culture you fucking shitlords

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>>165487449
dota is finished pack it up lads

>>165490875
>Being racist against a oppresed SEA person
ugh

>>165491104
the third comment is saying the opposite of that tho

>>165491231
>uhm hello he's not white? you need to respect their different culture you fucking shitlords
posting this on reddit

>>165491104
can you fuck off back there PLEASE

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>>165491104
>95/100

>>165491350
The third comment wants imbalance even if it is "dynamic". He wants you to pick the same talent in 95% of all games. That is shit

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porque

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Dota 2 will straighten out, and we'll enjoy it, as has been in the past. This is just one bigger wave of change.

The beaten blade only comes back sharper, so yell harder about everything you don't like, and criticize the game, because it does not fall on deaf ears. At least Dota isn't owned by some chink soulless child sweatshop holdings company, with some ex-dota developers rejects working for them.

Remember the Diretide charade, and how quickly they reacted to it? The most retarded thing people could be outraged at, and they cried their eyes out asking for forgiveness and released the stupid gimmick mode.

>>165491476
I just did, but they downvoted me

>>165491476
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5ntmoo/bts_brings_us_their_coverage_of_axxs_first_game/dceb5u3/

im at -1. Help guys

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>>165491871
Ill let them know our voice will NOT be silenced, litetrally shaking right now

>>165492076
ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT

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>>165492028
sorry I don't use reddit

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>>165490875
xyclopzs commentary during newbee's game was my highlight of the fucking new year so far
>now i'm going to show you how to know which one is the girl
>types in "which one is the girl"
>everyone in team carry stuck in the friend zone

Of course cant have that. Reddit didn't even watch the game, fucking nobody did since it's an irrelevant esport event with irrelevant teams. Thats why xyclopzs is assigned to these fucking games.
The hypocrisy of saying "ugh wow thats sexist" and "typical SEA behavior" is hilarious. Fuck these retards

>>165491276
MINUS 10 GORILLION?

>>165492076
BETWEEN

>>165491738
because most abaddon players (i.e. 2k mouthbreathers) play him as le ebin carry

>>165492153
how is that sexist?
there is literally only one girl. So calling her THE GIRL is nothing special

>>165492076
ENDURANCE RUN

Who quit dota here and just browse just because?

>>165490875
It wasn't even that bad, and they purposely removed context to make it seem like he wasn't saying she did a good job.
He literally talked at the end about how she helped win the game with clock hook.
Fucking retards care more about him literally refering to her as girl ffs leddit.

>>165492028
upboated for visibility

>>165492406
I quit in 2011

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>>165492279
calling a girl a girl is like calling a jew a jew it's just racist anon

>>165491672
>anime faggots confused by numbers he cant count on his fingers

>>165492489
what is that logic?
Blacks don't get triggered if you call them black unless you call them niggers.
>LD got triggered because they called him a jew
what is all this?

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>>165492431
>everyone in twitch chat was spamming "which one's the girl" because thats the biggest thing about the team and everyones names is a mess of chinkshit letters
>xyclopz doesnt know since he can't read chinese so he just asks while the game is paused
>THATS SEXIST REEEEEEEEE

>>165492489
Its not racist if you use it in the correct context

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLIS7qAWeaA

>>165492668
we need to Correct The Record :^)

>>165492631
>calling them blacks instead of african-american oppresed persons of color
i'm literally shaking right now

>>165492761
where did I say I was talking about american blacks?

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>lightly bullying grill gets you assaulted by hypercucks and betanoid knights

They're reacting like he said he wanted her to suck his wang and get back in the kitchen.

Since when are females immune to light banter, and jokes, that eventually amounted to him calling himself a virgin and stuff, and that looked like where the joke was actually at.

Maybe it's because i bully wenches in consensual bullying sessions, maybe it's because he does not actually know her and she might take offense to it. Whatever mental gymnastics will I have to go trough to figure that out.

Upboast my friends
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5ntmoo/bts_brings_us_their_coverage_of_axxs_first_game/dcebwlc/

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>tfw I don't get good boy points because of one (1) butthurt russian stack

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>>165491672
>anime faggot intelligence proving to be below average
Are you doing this on purpose to be "cute" you flaming faggots?

>none of /our guys/ are streaming
JUST

>>165493320
>>165493306
>>165493301
>>165493428
upvoted for visibility

>>165493428
EE is streaming retard.

>>165493428
moo is streaming
you remember him from ti6 right
le moo moo moomom xD

>>165492631
idk if this is limited to american jews but for some reason most of them seem to think there isn't a way to say the word 'jew' without sounding like one is accusing someone of a crime. i think louis ck has a bit about this

t. european jew

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>>165493697
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>165493962
a small price to pay for the privilege of being part of the cabal that controls the world

>>165493697
Can you get the alt-right off our backs using your influence please.
I'm sorry for your loss and fuck the nazis. These nationalist whites should keep apologizing for what they did.

t. european muslim

>>165493306
all reports from a stack are counted as one

>>165494181
Yeah but I still don't get the "thank you for being a good boy" message ;_;

>>165494260
next time spam russians insults. They respect people they can banter to, unlike reddit

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IS axe the best hero to use to climb?

He is tanky and rapes all the agility fags people love to spam (rikki,clink,sniper,jugg)


Serious responses only

>>165494502
no, he doesnt hit buildings.

>No, making predictions that she'll be bad because of her vagina isn't okay. Look, maybe this is why I can't get to 6k, but I play with my hands, not my cock. My cock has nothing to do with dota. The commentary is unnecessary, off topic, and shows he thinks genitals control how well someone plays dota. If the prediction had been based on her being new, that'd be something else. But it wasn't. It was based on her sex, which has fuckall to do with playing dota. No, that by the end he was praising her basically as "one of the good ones" doesn't mak eit okay. WOW, you know math? That's really impressive for a black guy! Pretty fucking offensive, isn't it? Being impressed isn't a point in his favor, it's another piece of evidence he was being a sexist jackass. There's no context that makes his attitude okay. The guy shouldn't be lynched, he got a talking to, and if he learns it's fine, but it was NOT okay.

How do I counter this arguement?

>discovered coinflip chat function
>succesfully defuse retards butting heads over m,id or safelane with it multiple times

valve knows what its going

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>>165494502
meepo is unironically the best right now

assuming you're not a shitter of course

>>165494614
you become a sjw and leave 4chan, cause you've been

owned

>>165494614
looks bullet proof senpai

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>>165494614
>"she's really good for a girl"
>she is, in fact, a very good dota player compared to other female dota players
reddit literally going spastic over xyclopzz stating a basic fact

>>165494831
>>165494847
>>165494986
guys I'm getting trashed. Give me an argument please. We can't let them win. I'm sweating bullets with cold feet

>>165494986
edit the image with "our guy" below it

>>165494614
you don't
the only winning move with these people is not to play

>>165495112
that's how we reddit get ruled by normies and now they're going after our guy. Not having an argument means that I have lost. I'm not the prime minister of canada so I can't win this way

>>165492668
>reddit doesn't watch proffesional play
THE FIRST POST ON LEDDIT after a female (female) HAS WON 2 series and lost 1 to the best team in the qualifier was PROBLEMATIC CASTING.
DOTARDS EXPLAIN THIS

>>165495067
change the perspective, make it look like xyclopz didnt predict she would be bad because of her gender, make it look like the sexism is his projection onto what xyclopz said.

>How is saying "it's a girl playing videogames" sexist? How are you being treated as a lesser human being by someone pointing a harmless fact about you? You can't tell what xyclopz thinks by the way he said something, you're not in his head. Unless you consider being a girl being a lesser being yourself, and you're projecting those disgusting prejudices onto what xyclopz's said. Which is what I feel like it's happening right here.

similar to this

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>>165494614
Humans are sexually dimorphic species. Is not just about having a vag or pen.

btw check out this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9PWDeldng

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>>165495076

>>165495413
nice. I'll add >>165494986 and >>165495472
to it too

>>165495538
add that english is like his third or so language

>>165490875
>>165492431
Seriously, this was ridiculously tame.

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>>165495472
Man I love that spell icon
I want it back

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>>165496001
speaking of which if anyone has beastmaster cocksuck pls post it

It's a 2 minute video, but you can skip to 1:10 when being informed isn't worth 2 minutes of your life (but you have to comment anyway of course.)
There's the "we haven't seen a girl in dota2 because it's hard" part, cause you know, women can't do hard things like moving a mouse or THINKING! How about you explain which part of dota you're playing with your cock? Which part of dota 2 is harder for her because she's a she?
Well we gotta give the credit to team newbee boss too. they got guys to let let the girl play in their team. And the girl play such important role!
Oh wow, they LET a WOMAN play. They even let her play an important role! Even though she's a woman!
Never because she's new, because she's a WOMAN is why they have guts. That's before we even get into his "oh my god she did well and she's a woman!?!?!?" attitude when she does well, that's every bit as sexist as "wow a black guy at college?! that's impressive!" is racist.

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>>165496169

>>165490875
>Check some of the profiles of the people being whiny cunts
>One smackhead, two unironic SJWs, a failed caster who clings onto his former status, a weed smoking rapping listening wigger
>Several are britbongs

Jesus H. Christ, was that thread posted on a British Antifa subreddit or something?

>>165494502
>jugg presses Q and axes armor means fuck all
>sniper perma kites him
>clinks outruns him and kites him
>riki just doesnt waste his lives trying to hit him

not really
axe is best when countering illusion based heroes, or heroes that have multiple units
CK/PL/Meepo/Chen/TB/NP/ect

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>>165496464
>LD is flexing his PR muscles you guys. It's all gonna be over when the kids come out of wood work.
this is literally reverse /pol/. Why can't people find a balance?

>>165496805
>ld says hey next time don't make a reddit post just email me
THE NOSE KNOWS

>>165490883
>Elder Titan
>Strong

Elder Titan is one of the weakest heroes in the game, and it sucks because I love his theme.

GUYS RATE MY ITEM IDEA:

>Glimmer Cape (1850) + Helm of Iron Will (950) + Recipe (300) = Blinkbat's Form (3100)

Blinkbat's Form
>+20% Magic resistance
>+30 Attack speed
>+5 HP/s regeneration
>+5 Armor

Active Ability: Blinkform
>Target unit, ally or self, becomes invisible with 0.4 fade time, gains 45% magic resistance, flying movement and becomes immune to AoE spells and abilities while not visible to the enemy team
>Will avoid all non-targeted abilities and attacks, whether its black hole or torrent or ice wall, as long as the enemy team has no vision of you. Does not dodge spells if you are revealed with truesight, or visible via attacking/casting/using items
>Grants full flying movement for the duration whether invisible or not, and 800 aoe flying vision in addition to normal ground vision
>5 duration, 14 cooldown, 90 mana cost, 1050 cast range.

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Slutty black dragon

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Ah I've got an hour to relax, I know what i'll do, I'll sit down and enjoy a comfy hour of dot-

>>165496805
>That one guy who posts in AsianBeauty and then proclaims in worldnews that Japan will die until it opens their gates to immigrants
I'm fucking dying, I wonder what his ulterior motive is.

>>165497104
sounds very balanced (not)

>>165496721
>>jugg presses Q and axes armor means fuck all
you still procc spins and are disabled tho

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>tfw most controversial comment
at least half of reddit hasn't lost their minds.
We have to save our caster you guys

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>solo queueing unranked for past couple weeks
>lowest person i've been matched with was 2900 mmr
>highest was 6.1k

What if there was blink dagger II - combine two blinks, you get potentially double the range.

Cooldown is based on distance blinked.

>>165497367
>playing this game
Even baiting SJWs is better than that

>>165497317
>the only way for it to even reach 0 goodgoypoints is to include the "respect his culture you fucking shitlords" part
4th reich fucking when

>>165497367
any stacks

>>165497395
>What if there was blink dagger II - combine two blinks, you get potentially double the range.

broken mid-late

>Cooldown is based on distance blinked.

broken in general

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>reddit doing fucking mental gymnastics because they want to talk shit on xyclopz but they also don't want to be racist
this is so good

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I RANGELIKE THE WIND

>>165497395
dota imba

>>165487615
crystal maiden

So, since ember spirit players have been going veil, wouldn't it actually also be good for gyrocopter? Even better actually?

Doesn't get as much spell amp from talents, but has ridiculous magic damage anyways. Also has a 20% cooldown reduction which is amazing for rocket barrage.

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>https://www.dotabuff.com/players/200895649

this guy loads into ur game and first picks sf mid what do you do?

>>165497939
problem is gyro has no mobility and no stuns except an extremely shitty spell
also his only magic damage skill is rendered useless by illusions and even creeps
and his talents aren't nearly as good

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>>165497939
its been done before

problem: ember is a good hero. gyro is a bad hero

>>165497939
i've been going manaboots-veil-eblade+max homing missile since pre-patch

win or lose it's definitely fun

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>>165498020
>55% winrate
>been winning his recent games
give him a ward and two tangoes, and gank his lane a couple of minutes in

>No one said it was. How is eating peanutbutter racist? It's not. Should I make you defend that straw man that no one has said Then don't try to make me waste my time with that strawman bullshit either, dick. If you don't know how assuming someone must be bad at a video game becasue of their cock or lackthereof is sexist, you're beyond hope. Sorry dude, no one can help you understand shit when you are being willfully ignorant. We don't have to be in his head, he was explicit about what he said, like saying it's a risk because she's a woman. You're playing dumb and trying to rewrite reality like some tumblrina, rather than responding to what actually was said by him. I'll take that as your admission of defeat and stop wasting my time with you. Good luck with that willful ignorance thing.
For "We don't see women because it's hard" to explain why we don't see women, it is a NECESSARY premise that women can't do hard things. If you can't understand this, take literally a logic 101 class. This isn't complex stuff.

how do you counter this?

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>>165497758
>Reddit doesn't want to be racist but don't want to be even near peruvian players, region lock now but xyclopz is a sexist shitlord but i respect the race views of his race because i'm so tolerant

They literally cannot compute themselves out of this SJW paradox

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Can I spam wind ranger to 6k dotards?

>>165497939
Gyro is complete fucking dogshit right now.

>>165498281
you can spam it to 1 mmr probably

>>165498281
You can spam any hero to 6k.

But there's a reason boosters play heroes that can exploit massive amounts of farm.

im laughing so much replying to this sjw dude actually, i dont even know why, normally i wouldnt care

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>>165498257
Statistically women are far less likely to be top tier dota players. Therefore, statistically it is a risk to take a woman into the team, because she's a woman

>inb4 stop oppressing me with your sexist mathematics

>your WR builds Orchid, Mjollnir, Hurricane Pike and MKB

>refuses to build Aghs and Blink

why

>>165498257
If you watch the full cast in context, you will see that he is commending them for not being scared to pick up a female player.
Although she has demonstrated that she is as competent as any 7k mmr player, it is inherent a risk to introduce a mix gendered team when you may not know how your team competes with a female on the team. Hopefully, nothing changes and they are able to successfully include her into the team and they perform, but this is the first time it has ever happened so it is inherent a risk. This has nothing to do with her, but her four teammates that are not accustomed to this situation.
If you watch the full broadcast she her role well, and got a 3 hero hook towards the end.

Newbee.Boss has done well so far in the DAC qualifiers, and she recently was keeping them in a game that had some very questionable drafting.

There you go

>>165498980
no questionable build someone has posted on here will make me question my faith in humanity more than a DP that insisted MKB after bloodstone was a "good build"

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>SD is banned
>enemy team picks luna
>"well at least there won't be illusion cancer this game"
>they last pick ck support
>ck goes aghs
>7 lunas tearing down your base

that's enough memes for today I think

Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void

when your omni decides he's gonna go radiance because of his lvl 25 talent and you've run out of reports

>>165499529
Don't worry, your report weight was in the garbage to begin with

>>165498907
>>165499192
thanks. I'm so braindead holy shit. Where do I improve my debating skills?

>>165498980
Mjolnir and MKB procs do a decent amount of damage.
Pike instead of blink. It's an okay build.

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>>165487615
>>165497929

>>165499617
No because building Mjollnir is retarded when your ultimate essentially caps your attack speed and the chain damage only increases by 30.

You get 200 DPS increase from Aghs if you compare those 4 items and swap Mjollnir for Aghs testing on a Dummy Target.

>>165499610
Just read daily

Also all you need to fucking say is that the video doesn't represent what he said about her, and he complimented her performance after she did well.
STRESS that it doesn't matter what gender a new player is, there is always a chance they will choke and play like shit.

>>165499627
what is this fucking meme holy shit it's horrible

fuck everything that came with le cuck meme

>>165499610
You need: good education, good understanding of language, good understanding of logic (and also of stats / data analysis), good understanding of how to manipulate language to make arguments appealing/unappealing, and a good understanding of how stupid people can be over things they don't understand fully.

Source: privately educated britbong that studied maths and classics

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>mfw reading this reddit thread

i cant believe noone has posted that trump supporter guy with the the "linguistic killshot" yet

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XggMxN4igZg

Nice patch, dotards.

>>165500326

What's your MMR?

I'm trying to establish that well adapted human beings cap at 5.5k and anything beyond is ever increasing intensities of the autism spectrum

Posted this in the other thread, but is Anitmage's aghanim's OP? I honestly haven't played against it much (this isn't a complaint), but it looks OP in low skill games and kinda useless-situational in high skill games. Any experiences out there?

>>165499610
Also, I recommend reading
blog.dilbert.com
he talks about persuasive techniques and he uses them to describe what trump is doing quite successfully.
>>165500553
>IMPLYING I WASN'T

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>>165498020
Are you that guy? Can I suck your dick? Give me SF tips my dude.

>>165500572
epic, I luv to watch my fellow spanish brows in dota watafak? :^)

>>165500326
You forgot the most important thing you actually need: a stern uncompromising belief.

>blademail instagibs familliars
>axe spin instagibs familliars
6.88 visage was 100 times better and you are a 1k faggot if you disagree

>>165500205
But you almost always go maelstrom go farm up the rest.

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>tfw no stream

Doushio dotards?

>>165500916
>not playing both sides
I like to argue as a socialist who supports Trump.
Its not as hard as you would imagine

>>165499617
you don't get aghs for the pitiful +15% damage (of her already pitiful base damage) you get it for the massive cooldown reduction on her ult to make it viable on anything other than ganks

>>165501081
That isn't really a debate then, that's just shitposting on the internet.

>>165501208
debates are a meme, they just comfort both parties that their own opinions are superior

every opinion that found it xyclops funny is being downvoted to hell and back. They think "the girl" and "it's hard" were insanely sexist and unforgivable.
There's no cure for this

>>165500928
Nobody plays visage anyway.

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>>165500553

>>165501408
I do you stupid nigger

why does valve feel the need to nerf a 30% winrate hero into the ground?

>>165501208
Its advanced shitposting, debates usually just entrench people further in their beliefs so I just try to make them realize that they hold a weak set of beliefs that are inconsistent.
The problem most people have is that they try to use arguments to make people agree with them, but that never happens. The most effective thing is making them question the basis for their beliefs by upending the foundation.

>>165501426
My point was that since no one plays Visage, valve has no data on how to handle him correctly.

>>165501426
he got ridiculously overbuffed in 7.00

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>>165500629
I'm sub 4k. I'm bad at maintaining any good playing habits, can't farm effectively and don't quite have the motor control required to play my autistic hero pool.

I'm measurably stronger manifesting on the aspergers/autistic spectrum than most people, but not fully sperg enough that warrants medical labelling. Hence why I love proxy-based, low risk/high reward heroes like visage and zet. Not having any form of regular contact with contempary females since the age of ten may also be a factor.

The main factor that makes extremely high mmr players that good is relentless focus on self criticism and self improvement. There's probably some level of correlation between this and autism due to issues understanding others, and so focusing entirely on one's own play.

>>165501695
He suffers from the same problem as broodmother, losing your stone minions early puts you so far behind and in a near unrecoverable state.

>>165501876
Brood doesn't really have that problem.

I mean, you don't want to let them kill your spiders since they are worth gold, but if you lose them in a teamfight it isn't THAT big a deal. You can regain a swarm good enough to push a tower with a single wave of creeps using Q.

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>>165497790
>>165498281
>>165499627
>>165500572
>>165500974
hey QT! im going to eat you!

>>165502108
is this a boy or a girl

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Oh boy oh boy. What a fucking game.

Most of the time was spent countering MK.
Thank god for my decrepify and pugna's late game scaling.

We had a wd mid who demolished the pudge somehow.

The riki was a complete retard, rushing fucking MIDAS into BOOTS OF TRAVEL and being a 0 factor in teamfights, as if he could out-rat the broodmother with his shitty build.

WD and AM butted dicks because AM was more average of a player, but he quickly switched the blame on riki.
They got the mid rax and penetrated our jungle.

The decrepify + lifesteal shat down the overfed Mk in teamfights, coupled with eulls and all that.
We beat them in teamfights, they busted their buybacks, we got megacreeps.

WD was on the verge of ragequitting once too. Left and joined back.Things were at their worst there. That would be the first dire spike.

Turnaround teamfight, into them farming back up, and then a huge retaliation.

Pudge was a great hooker too, with his shitty blinks and prediction, but his cheesy shit was just sidestepped and he fell into obscurity.

Everyone else was pretty average.

>>165502002
Brood suffers from the fact dying any time before you've got 4 in web is lane losing.

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That feel when a card game beta has had more updates to its matchmaking algorithm in 4-6 months than Dota has had in years.

Just a beta lol

>>165501761
so?

>overbuffed
>53% winrate
epic dude

also buy blademail and get 500 gold for free

he was never op but valve just wants him to be the worst hero in the game for some reason

>>165502285
:puke:

>>165502356
People unironically defend that current DotA 2 has the same matchmaking IRC bots were using in WC3 DotA.

>>165502285
That is some autistic name censoring there buddy.

>>165502285
haha you played unranked solo!

>>165502287
That's pretty much EVERY hero though.

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>>165502281
im whatever u want me to be babe
:^)

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>>165502108

>>165502402
53% global winrate including all the sub-5k trashcans tanking his winrate
he was a fucking beast in pubs man though i don't believe it warranted such a heavy nerf when omni and negro are allowed

>>165501426
because no one at valve clearly plays him well enough to understand how balance him effectively without kneejerk changes

arc warden is also a victim of this, among other heroes

>>165501695
>valve has no data on how to handle him correctly.
in both cases literally just ask the few high mmr competitive players that understand the hero well. It's not hard to get in touch with someone like lil to ask what problems visage and areas that would help in dealing with them

>>165500928
>>axe spin instagibs familliars
>my last game was as pos 5 visage against offlane axe
I know that feel mang.

Do you retards seriously believe it took them almost half a year of hard work to come up with these UI and HUD changes along with the map, talent tree and other shit that came with with 7.00 update?

Get a fucking clue already. After TI ended and they stuffed their pockets with over 70 million big ones, again, thanks to you idiots who supported them by buying their shit, they went off for at least a 1-2 month vacation on the Maldives and then started to production on more money-driven goals like the Fall Pass for, again, you losers to spend more money on.

Also by working maybe like 3 days a week and being lords to themselves, they literally don't give a shit or have to answer to anyone regarding deadlines.
Not to mention they even released the entire content with more bugs than the current version the game had been running in and they didn't gave a shit. They just kept tweaking it for a few days and now guess what, 2 week vacation because Christmas + New years!

They have been doing shit like this and will continue to do so because they know that at the end of the day, no matter the state of how bad things get, you morons will still throw money at them and keep on buying the shit they shit out of their asses like there's no tomorrow.

You want the game fixed? Too bad, up next in the agenda is the Chinese New Bloom event with the Juggernaut Arcana!

Be sure to have some money read on your Steam wallet, fellow gulagite redditor!
You have to support this game you love so much! Shoutouts to Valvo for making it happen!!!

This is the type of game you're playing now.

>playing doto
>game decides to close itself
>update starts before I can open the game again
>9 minutes to complete
wtf

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>>165502685
i didn't know Ben Affleck used to post here. is he /our/ guy?

>>165502879
battlepass

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>>165502778
>he posted it again

pasta should be bannable

>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
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>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
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>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
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>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.

WE DID IT REDDIT
>WE DID IT REDDIT
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>>165489920
shhhhhh don't tell anyone about him

new patch made him good again

Also insanely strong late game, which on average games are 4 minutes longer than last patch

No better feeling than pulling off a double ass splitter and instagibing 3 enemies

Dota 2 Update - January 13th, 2017
January 13, 2017 - Valve
- Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.


FUCKING FINALLY

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ONE fucking post voted to the front page is all it took for Valve to even LISTEN to this problem that the rest of the Dota community has been crying out about for YEARS, which Reddit had been downvoting for 3 years prior because it's WACIST.

FUCK VALVE

>>165503035
>>165503052
Let me guess you never ever played any CoD after MW?

Because otherwise you know this literally means shit all.

>>165503139
>>165503052
>>165503035
reddit killed dota 2

>>165503187
redpill me faggot

>>165503035
As someone who queues EU West from the Midwest what does this mean for me? Can I still have fun on EU West?

>>165503052
>>165503035

noooo I dont want to play with whiny american cucks

>>165502973
Reminder that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your sad existence, seriously.

>>165503287
use a peruvian vpn and culturally enrich yourself then

>>165503258
they finally killed the game by forcing everyone to rot in the server. No you can't have fun anymore. You will be forced to play with americans.

>>165503287
then why queue on USE pedro

>>165503139
>one post
there's literally 100 posts a day about peruvians on leddit

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>>165503035
great I'll be playing with swedes and russians exclusively, can't wait

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Guys, this patch introduced region lock!

>>165503236
If you aren't Russian or Peruvian the player base in your region are way to small for this to effect your games.

In other words, Russians and Peruvians will play with their own kind but you'll still play with Russians and Peruvians exactly the same amount.

I don't want to play with americans. Now I will be forced to.
I quit this game anyway. Reminder to not play this game despite this.

>>165503139
Fuck off to rebbit, nobody wants you here.

>>165503428
>green CM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>165503035
>>165503052
>>165503139
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY TO BE WHITE

>10 minutes queueing for a game, fuck valve
begins in 3, 2, 1...

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Gulagites, let's not be niggers and let's say thank you Mr Icefrog.

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>thirdie tears start flowing because now they have to play with other thirdies
BASED VALVE HOLY SHIT

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Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.

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>>165503139
HOLY SHIT IM REINSTALLING RIGHT NOW

>>165503828
fuck icefrog and fuck white people

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>third world tears

BASED VALVE

>>165490383
region lock solo que not party

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>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.


im doing it guys, im queueing for ranked

>test out new (((region lock)))
>go ranked, 4k us east
>ask if anyone speaks english
>3 spanish fucks on my team
<I livei n connecticut
kill me lol nice fuckng wall valv

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SHITSKINS ON SUICIDE WATCH

TRUMP BUILDS THE WALL

GABEN BUILDS THE FIREWALL

WTF I LOVE VALVE NOW

- Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
>- Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
- Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
>- Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
- Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
>- Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.
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WALL = BUILT

let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Check if it works first

Guys queue for a game in US East and type "status" on console, post results in here afterwards, let's see if it works.

>tfw will still probably get seamonkies in my games
Oh well, congrats USA.

GUYS WHY IS MY QUEUE TAKING SO LONG

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>2017

>10 minute queue already

It's like valve forgot this games fucking dead lmao

>>165504280
>>165504194
HE ACTUALLY DID IT

M A D M A N
A
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M
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>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.

is dota alive now?

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>all it took was one reddit thread with enough upvotes
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>165504247
yeah pretty much only peruvians will be blocked

>>165504340
10 min queues are a sign of a living game ami right?

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>that lengthy reddit post about south americans made valve build a wall.
I'm honestly fucking done, Fuck this shit company.

It's not about the changes they listen to the fucking minority of the game and just go yep we'll add that in because it's top voted on reddit.

This game is fucking doomed.

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>considers
you realise this means literally nothing?

>>165503035
>tfw I won't be able to blame peruvians or russians for my loses anymore...

I-I don't feel like playing ranked right now...

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will reddit ever be /ourguys/?

>>165504532
DELICIOUS SHITSKIN TEARS

>15 min ranked queue
>low 4k

nice fucking game

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valve killed dota with one update

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>>165504532
t. shitskin

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>>165504603
>it's not about the changes.
Can you not read you retarded /pol/ underaged TWAT?

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>>165504532
Lel aren't you a third worlder ?

>>165504405
i would rather queue for an hour then waste an hour with a peruvian any day

>>165501862

Thanks for the honest and well elaborate answer

>>165504560
>>165504405
>>165504315
>>165504637
THOSE DELICIOUS WASTE WATER TEARS

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>>165504532
You have to go back

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bravo valve

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>all these non-whites self shibbolething themselves

>>165504653
patch hasn't even been out for 1 hour retard

>>165504653
>>165504891
HAHA LOL!

>>165504405
>10 min

So it takes about as long as queues for dungeon finder in WoW legion and good luck trying to argue about the vitality of that game.

sub 2k mmr seems to have <5 min queues for me

>>165503292
gee anon you know you can go out by yourself to buy more coke, right?

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wow amazing

>>165504242
POST IT FAGGOTS

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IS THIS REGION LOCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AKDJGAFDHJRIKOGEPOIRUGDKIFBCLVJKBBHDLKJGHEIRUOGHKJVBCV

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>Dotards now realising just how dead their game is and how region locking the servers helps absolutely nobody if they actually want to play the game
Nice game, dotards.
Maybe you guys can go queue in Peru/Russia servers now for increased queue times.

Is rtz out drinking or what? Where stream?

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>They actually think the patch will do anything significant

>They actually think that this is their so desired region-lock

>They actually think they won't continue to get matched with Peruvians, Russians, Ameritards and other shitskin mongoloids

LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be sure to get some Steambux on your Valve Wallet for the New Bloom event happening in a few days, fellow Redditors!

Better buy up all those chests and the Juggernaut Arcana!

Gotta give support to Valvo for fixing and patching this game we love so much!

Edit:
Shoutouts to whoever made that Reddit thread too!

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>valve soft region locks NA
>nobody can get a queue within a reasonable amount of time because dota 2 is ridiculously dead in NA
Who would have guessed

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>tfw queuing for Dota 2 Matchmaking while being a Hwhite

Feels good

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REJOICE FOR TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY BROTHERS. TODAY WE TAKE BACK WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY OURS FROM THE MASSES OF XENOS. THIS IS OUR LAND AND WE ARE HERE TO STAY AND RULE UNDER THE GLORIOUS EMPEROR. LET US TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS AND NEVER FORGET WHAT THE EMPEROR HAS TAUGHT AND GIVEN TO US. THIS LAND IS THE EMPERORS GIFT TO US BROTHERS DEFEND IT WITH YOUR LIFE AND LET NOT YOUR FAITH IN THE EMPEROR FALTER!

>>165505075
Jebaited

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>>165505190
t. Alberto Barbosa

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they fucked up guys

>>165505247
SUFFER NOT THE XENO TO LIVE

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tfw brazilian with a vg stack containing vg friends from slovakia, us and england

waht now?

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>the absolute gigacity of Nonwhites

somebody be my dota boyfriend

>>165505379
literally nothing, it mostly affects solo q players

post queue times after this update.
Is this game worth reinstalling now?

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>>165505495
5 minute queue time here
3k MMR USW only

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>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for your team.

The most fun part in all of this is that thirdies never ever ever acknowledge minor patch notes so they'll be all around clueless about this situation

Dota is now a third world scum lynching simulator and i'm all up for this

>>165504532
despite memeing faggots, you are right. good change, even though its not enough. but the fact that theyre building this game according to reddit posts is going to doom is to failure. im jumping ship, ill just play it for fun casually from now on.

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>live in norway
>russia is closer to me than almost any country in the western part of eu

Thanks you American fucks.

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APOLOGIZE

>>165505536
also not a single guy above 70 ping in my game, shit's nice

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>165505610
as opposed to professionally like you were?
what team were you on exactly?

>>165505536
>3k MMR

kys

>>165505645
i live in western france and still get like 60 ping to russia i think you'll be fine

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>mfw americans realize NA players are as bad as peruvians
>mfw they go full denial mode about how their own players are shit and say the patch didnt work

>>165505645
russians are fine

>>165505649
Suck my cock, you fat fuck

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>>165505804
at least i can insult my teammates and they'll know what i'm saying

>>165503187
>live way the fuck out in the middle of nowhere
>playing MW2
>game randomly decides I would make best host
>everyone has 800 ping but me
>walk around knifing people
>launch a nuke using only my knife

ez

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GGWP
THE GAME IS DEAD

>>165505717
as opposed to passionately and competitively, mister reddit.

>>165505926
All you need is a cyka and a ?

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extra info for parties

>>165505926
it's more tilting when they argue instead of playing the game. Trust me you'll know in a week

>be european
>still have to deal with sand niggers cause of sweden and germany
fucking hell

>>165506023
i doubt anyone is going to miss you "passionately" screaming over mic

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>complaining about Russians when peruvians exist
>complaining about Pinoys when peruvians exist
reminder that among the holy trinity of shit doter, Peruvians take the top spot of the shittiest players since Russians despite not knowing English they try hard and won't throw games and pinoys know English and can sometimes win games since they've been playing the game for billion years while Peruvians lack both.

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>Matchmaking now considers geographical distance when finding players for YOUR team

Peruvians are literally forced to play together, this is fucking golden, meaning you can still be US and get free win against subhumans enemies

Maybe they'll finally fuck back to their own servers

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Haha stupid whites your game is dead who cares about region lock you'll all be blaming yourselves in no time and complaining about queue times

>>165506086
Upvoted!

EDIT:

Shoutouts to Valve and Reddit!

>>165506396
The fact that /d2g/ is a european majority during american prime time, already states how few NA players there are. They're a vocal minority.

I play with all chat muted because people who communicate always tilt me when I'm solo but congratz

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>>165506586
and yet we still get what we want