/srg/ - speedrunning general

>Paper Mario: Shadows of the Empire
sounds p cool

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>>165443202
I see myself out.

Current block: enjoyable speed runs

>>165443305

CHEEEEEEN

Thankfully this guy has a real commentary because the runners voice is too monotone.

>>165443334
fuck yeah, friends

I choo choo choose you

>2 pc cuck n64 ports
why does mike hate the console?

>shit

banned

I dig this couch. Striker is a homie

>8 min auto scroller

why

>>165443763
too bad his (((((music))))) is poot

why the fuck is there a pc version of SotE?

comfy run

next up sm64 on VC

>>165443821
it's the worst level in video game history pretty much

we don't need no skyboxes on a pc port of an n64 game

>deadfish
sick strats

This game is hilarious! Literally laughing out loud

>that stom trooper diying sound

this dumb motherfucker baka

>this is considered good by pc gamers
lmfao

Now THIS is podracing!!

Is this STILL the awful block?
I can't believe how fucking boring friday is.

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this run is great for my hangover

what are the best runs so far? couldn't follow the event that closely this year

>>165445071
mighty no 9

>>165445071
halo 2
ducktales
this sote run

that's it

>>165445071
rondo of blood was cool

>>165445131
i was in bed for halo 2 and didnt find the checkpoint spam funny at all
why did you guys like it?

NO MORE MEMES - TOTAL DEPRIVATION - WE'RE GETTING MODDED - BY THE PREVENT CHAT FOUNDATION

>>165445071
super metroid rotated was interesting and new

>>165445071
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Fallout: New Vegas
Ducktales (always good)
Doom (2016)
Catechumen
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

Those are my favorite runs so far.

>>165445352
>Doom (2016)
No no no no no such shit

>this level has the best music in the entire game

what the fuck? i couldn't and still can't hear a single tune since the beginning of the run am i deaf or something?

>>165445352
>Fallout: New Vegas
someone's thirsty for tranny semen. there's literally nothing positive to be said about that run.

>Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has come up with

What did he mean by this?

>>165445352
Catechumen would've been better if the audio wasn't so shit. It was funny for a bit but I wish it happened during a run that wouldn't have been interesting anyway

>>165445462
It's John Williams you've heard it before

>>165445462
uyama banned game sound for the whole event

>>165445462
*notices your complaints about the audio n shivs you in the neck*
OwO whats this???

>>165445506
I'm very stressed about running the silo level over and over again

>>165445575
Is Uyama the Mr. Wizard of speedrunning?

>>165445491
You're just jealous of an alpha man and his wife.

$125,000 for nuthin

>>165445764
*and his cuck :v)

what's the worst someone shat the bad during this event?

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>New Zelda trailer
>Huge map that is completely empty
>Shit tier anime graphics
>Gaylord "story"

They are literally finished

>>165445859
LOL he said the c word xD

>>165445890
Check out my Cringe Compilation after the event ;)

Rogue 1 graphics

>>165445896
>>>/r/gaming

>no princessproto run

life is suffering

>>165445896
zelda is a cutie with thick eyebrows now though....

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can't wait for jordan from indiana to sing his epic speedrun song for the xth time

>>165445071
Valdis Story and Descant II in additon to >>165445352

is protomagicalgirl our guy?

>>165446095
me on the right

>>165446195
What a brave girl.

>>165446165
she's our girl

>>165446195
To cover my "package" I'd need an xbox

>>165445650
yes but he doesnt spend his shekels on mcribs

>>165446262
did he sit in peanut butter?

>>165445650
At least mcrib doesnt pretend he is sick for years. He is just very obviously driven by money and nepotism all bundled with a lot of incomopetence.

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>>165446314
Pic related, anons "package"

>>165446091

gonna have to word this

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IS THAT TOMPA ON THE RIGHT?

>>165446543
It's Tompi you sithlord.

>calling your wifes son by his online nickname

>>165446692
jordanindiana?

>>165446384
I'd fuck that.

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>>165446740
she's nice but she's no edobae

>>165446780
You need to fuck off

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Tompi/tompa is a fag

He perma'd me in gamesdonequick in 2012 for saying Obama was a fag

He can suck a fat dick

>>165446780
>she'll never moan "poyo" in your ear while you inseminate her womb
feelsbadman.flac

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>>165446837
what?! why?

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>that way too long sonygger furry shovelware block later

>>165446848
>>165446619
why are you calling him tompi?

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>>165446780
there's only room for one titcow in here and it ain't her

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Klaige is hte new tompi

>>165446958
POST HER FAT MAMMAL BABY FEEDERS

BANNED

lmao

STRIKER: BANNED

>shows off her ass
Banned?

>>165446931
kys

>when you show your asexual buddies dat booty

Good sound effect. Sounds like something out of an Illusion game

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>>165447508

>>165446958
Proof of her being a titcow? :v)

This game looks like a pretty fun game to run, I might pick it up for a week and drop it cause it's really hard.

holy shit this choke

>>165447778
just like the runner lmao

>>165447778
It's 2d, so it's probably not that hard.

>Save the Animals!
>Other incentives not yet met

unironically kill yourself

>open stream
>it's just some guy dying over and over in a star wars game

>>165447964
Jedi difficulty is honestly pretty brutal 2bh

>>165448086
>he missed leia's fat ass!

>>165447964
xD

>>165448152
2d games are easy to speedrun, generally. Platformers in particular.

living on a prayer

sick "speedrun"

reminder this guy is part of the "professional esports organization "allegiance"" as a SPEEDRUNNER

They should stop making categories for games who are popular for being a franchise and just show good fucking speedruns.

Nearly all of the Star wars games are fucking boring but hey THEY'RE STARWARS XD PEOPLE LOVE STARWARS

Why does that one guy have a gigantic head?

>>165448332
holy shit i didn't even realize that the star wars brand is why all these shit games with shit runners show up

stare at this in full screen anon
i dare you

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Are there any runs worth watching other than Dark Souls III?

>>165448546
Dark Souls 3 will be a wreck. Don't kid yourself.

>>165448546
contra can't be too bad can it?

goddamnit here we go

not again

>>165448546
S U P E R M E T R O I D

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>so anyway here's wonderwall

>>165448332
>not liking the old pc star wars games

>>165448546
Why is bubbles running Dark Souls 3?

Is he going to speedrun all the chords?

S P E E D R U N

>>165448546
Memertale.

>>165448641
That's why it's worth watching, to see that fraud fail hard.

You can stop this at any time

>>165448546
kys ds fanatic

>He's actually good

he should've worked more on these lyrics

what's this singing style where it sounds like the singer is in pain the entire time?

>>165445208
Hard tricks, good skips, the entire game is routed for speed and there's very little you do intentionally. Also good commentary.

was not expecting this to be amazing

>unoptimized bridge
>doesn't skip the second chorus
>doesn't do plectrum glitches
S P E E D R U N S

>>165448872
Playing acoustic guitar is basically the same thing as cutting yourself.

all i wanna do is go fast

>>165448781
is this yakuza? fuck i wish it released for pc too

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>he does this every year
>it's never good
he's need to stop

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>>165448721
>only american runner of note is full autist wont attend events
>uyama wants a 35 min run to last 50 for more $$$
>jewblesdelfuego will donate a few K of his parents' money to look good

>>165448959
Yeah, Star Wars is shit.

>>165448872
shit

>>165445131
>was gonna watch ducktales
>when i returned it was 40 minutes into starwarsshit

>>165448872
"I don't have vocal talent so I'll pretend it's meant to be like this"

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What the fuck why did I even wake up at all why couldn't I have just died in my sleep.

>>165448973
Got a link to that thread?

>>165448641
>>165448721
>>165448801

Is that particular runner well known for being shit or what?

>>165448793

Is the Memertale a speedrun or a "speedrun"?

>>165449039
lmao from the thumbnail i thought it was some lowlife dabbing

>>165448959
its better if u sing along with him, trust me

Real talk Sonic game music is so legit, even this GBA shit, fuck my dick up girl

>>165448986
>member Chewbacca?

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>>165448986
not what i was talking about but yeah that too

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>>165449039
you're not gonna die in your sleep anon, be proactive

>>165449101
He's known for doing anything at all he can to grow his stream, including shilling himself at every opportunity even if it makes him look like an obnoxious cunt.

what the FUCK

is dabbing

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>>165449168
>not what i was talking about
That's the joke.

>>165449101
"speedrun", it's one of the worst offenders too

>>165449240
word I think I missed this pop culture phenomenon too

>>165449101
Let's just say the WR is at 35 minutes or something and he has an estimate of 1 hour.
I'm very into Dark Souls speedruns and I think I know all the "big names" or at least decent runners, I have NEVER heard of this guy.

>>165448872
Power Ballade

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>>165449241
oh

>>165449240
its when u dip ur wick in a cute little tranny butt!

>>165449316
Fuck off no it's not

>>165449240
i think i've heard this word before
but what does it mean?

Someone post the chair sniffing webm

>>165449240
literally google

>>165449101
>Is the Memertale a speedrun or a "speedrun"?
what's the difference?

>>165449075
Nah it was back during ESA where he complained to get a better timeslot for his shitty run, then shat on the event/other runners in an interview afterwards.
>>165449101
He's well known for being an average speedrunner in a few AAA titles, and shit in everything else, including Dark Souls 3.

http://pastebin.com/guGNFdXv provides some insight on him.

>>165449240
Hello grandpa

>>165449240
nothing, anon
absolutely nothing

>toad

lmfao

oh my god K is as handsome as ever I think I'm gonna faint

>>165449305
you fags got my hopes up now, i really want to watch him crash and burn in real time
i doubt he'll fail the speedrun though

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>>165449305
>I'm very into Dark Souls speedruns

>>165449413

"speedrun" is just a glorified walkthrough.

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>>165449364
>Fuck off
I would do anything for love

But I won't do THAT

>best metal slug game

fuck yes my body is ready

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>TheMexicanRunner

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>>165449467
>>165449435
>>165449394
>>165449385
>>165449357
>>165449290


Hey thanks guys!

>Toad22484 looks like an actual human toad
i really hate unoriginal nicknames

>>165449664
He looks 40, but I bet he's like 25

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I like MrKbrows.

period

>>165449504
There was a guy last year, FatB was his name I believe. He ran Dark Souls and claimed to be the best dark souls runner in NA.

Santzo hosted it and we all wanted to laugh at him failing, turns out the guy was actually quite good. Not on WR pace or anything but a decent speedrun.

Can't say the same for this guy. A Dark Souls 3 run itself is quite boring because there are SO MANY QUITOUTS it's ridicolous, but I hope he won't give a fuck as this is a marathon and well.. quitouts are boring.

>>165449554
Dude, All Bosses runs in any Dark Souls game (except for Quitout souls 3 xd) are probably the most entertaining runs (for me)

What general is the best to follow for this? /agdq( or /srg/?

>>165449240
>he doesn't pogba

>>165449717
>Toad22484
>22484
I bet he's 32

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>>165449305
>tfw your community is represented by this kid

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>>165449790
>Dude

Not even trying to be a shithead but how old are you son?

>>165449629
this is going to be he last time speeding while thx to trump

unbelievable

>mouth doesnt sync with his voice
Is this an sync error or is he speedrunning the interiew?

>>165449580
>glorified walkthrough
Undertale is being run by the world record holder, so I guess that makes it qualify as a speedrun and not a "speedrun".

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>juicy ds3 drama hype
>its at a time i can watch

>>165449895
Stream has been a solid 60fps all week and now suddenly it's dropping down to 30 for me, inexplicably.

>>165449580
>numerous sequence breaks
>glorified walkthrough
???

>>165449854
>Stop using words I think only children use
I'm 24

>>165449853
If mec would've gone the run probably would have to be mercy killed. Mec never finishes runs :v)

The rrrrrrrrrrrun

>>165449962
so is this a hair clip or a wrench

>>165449854
Fuck off and die, uishitter.

>>165450081
the wrench is stuck in her hair but i continue to see it as \o/

>>165450039
>I'm 24

okay then unironically kill yourself

>>165449962
why is her arm a wrench

>>165449305
Is this the new low? How am I supposed to get hyped for a run that takes almost double the time of the world record? Unless the estimate has a LOT of padding for risky stuff, the run will just be a massive pile of turd.

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>>165449904

Good.

I just wasn't aware of how much you could glitch and save time in undertale, as I haven't watched a speedrun of it before. Given how popular it is, I almost expected it to be run as a normal game at the end of the AGDQ.

>>165449790
FatB's run was actually pretty bad (time/execution/entertainment-wise), him and Bubbles are/were not part of the community and were spouting untrue bullshit through the run.
>>165450039
Mec wouldnt submit a game he doesnt speedrun, unlike a certain pizza-faced American

>>165450039
These days tweens are as mature as the preteens 20 years ago.

>>165450164
>not liking cyborgs

>inb4 sudden large anon donation makes the incentive be met

mrK is a fucking sick runner and contra 4 is gonna be LIT

DAVE GROHL SPEEDRUNS???

>>165449305
>WR is at 35 minutes or something
It's at 56 minutes or something tho

>>165450240
word

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>>165450273
educate yourself

>>165450164
It's a chinese twitch dev.

>>165450183
Even if it didn't have glitches it would still be a speedrun.

You don't just get to decide something isn't a speedrun based on your personal preference or perceived skill ceiling of the game, that's not how it works.

>>165450267
Well yeah. He's the best.

did jackafur actually get married to that girl he proposed to live at a speedrunning event

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>>165450240
>mayor K's run in a run

>just running, jumping and shooting

>>165450318
My bad, I thought you were responding to the Undertale comment.

>>165450189
Yeah but his run wasn't even half the trainwreck I though it'd be.
Mec doesn't run games, he just does playtroughs :v)

>>165450273
http://speedsouls.com/Dark_Souls_III
It's not, you have to look for any% category, which is what he'll run this tournament.

>>165450138
How can I take you serious when you use kpop girls as reaction images?

>>165450364
not yet, they're still engaged though.

Where's jackafur wife ?

>screams of the dying

>my favourite game gets run
>stream quality drops to 3rd world tier

one fucking job you japanese cunt piece of shit

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>>165450429
>he doesn't like kgirls

wrong board buddy

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>>165450492
You don't like watching 60fps games at 30fps?

>Metal Slug sprites
time to fap

>>165450584
fuck off to your containment general

>>165450330

That's why I said "and save time". There are many ways in which you can improve the run time of a game, so there should always be an effort in order to make it as short as possible.

>>165450183
Is this a jojo reference?

>>165450584
I never said I don't like them.
Yoon Bo-ra is life.
Also this isn't sc2g

>>165450584
Remember to keep the AC on or else the plastic starts melting.

>>165450764
Turn on a fan and watch them freak out

>>165450723
>Yoon Bo-ra
>sc2g

idiot

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>>165450429
>t. stream monster
fight me nerd

>autoscroller
>""""speed"""" run

>>165450862
Na, I'll sit here and get another submec

>>165450850
Where else do you fags spam kpop girls then friendo?

>>165450967
fuck off this shit is gold

>>165451058
i don't understand how this game is a speedrun
it always goes at the same speed for the vast majority of the game

how is metal slug a speedrun when the game is just a auto scroller??

cfb furthering the speed endeavour yet again

>>165451058
>optimized playthrough
>speedrun
choose 1

>>165451203
>>165451213
It's not, simple as that.

>no damage on contact with enemy
shit game

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>>165451051
>implying you speedrun
watching santzo doesnt count btw

now compare this game's pixel art to undertale

>>165451324
I don't have to speedrun, simply doing a dark souls playtrough will get you a submec :v)

>>165450862
>mec
memerunner

>>165451446
>rerererehashed sprites
nah fuck off

>>165451446
b-but muh indie

>>165451446
as a big undertale fan, i gotta admit this game does have amazing sprites

>that bonesaw donation
Wow

>>165451571
>defending sprites that haven't been rererererehashed yet
You'll love Undertale 7: Electric Boogaloo

>>165451695
fuck off

>>165451695
>as a big undertale fan

kys on several levels

>>165451718
>/v/kids are this desperate
Just accept that Undertale is a good game. It is not the best but it is good. It does not devalue your favourite games like Cookieclicker and Honeypoop.

>>165451768
>>165451802
wtf is your problem?

>>165451840
I only play real roguelikes.

>>165451446
undertale is about story, characters and philosophy
all of which are exceptional with potential to change player's life forever after playthrough

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>>165451941

>>165451941
yeah...

kys faggot

>>165451941
this so much..
omg all those dumb normalfaggots who dont like the game just because of its simplistic graphics should just fuck off..

>>165451840
did you just insult huniepop?
also this >>165451912, hi /rlg/

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How can a human being be so perfect like Xelna?

>His reactions are beyond godlike
>His looks are 10/10
>His mechanical skill is top tier, he could easily become progamer in any game
>Friendly smooth attitude

this guy is just fucking perfect holy shit

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>>165451941
>philosophy
AH HAH AHAHHA
H
AHA
HAH
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>165452070
no he's an autismo speedrunner

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>>165452070

>>165451912
Another fellow Bindong of Isaac fan? PogChamp

>>165451941
>grow up playing metal slug
>get inspired
>become an amazing artist
>get hired by squeenix to design uim
>300k starting
a lot more life changing than undermeme

>>165452129
me on the right

>>165451912
Like FTL and Binding of Isaac, right?

>>165452064
Yes I just insulted one of the worst mobile cancer games that the devs viraled on /v/ with the worst waifu bait.

>>165451941
It's a good game but not a life changing game or the best thing ever like all the retarded fandom seems to think. Undertale fags are almost as bad as bronies, good thing they've started to calm down.

It's a game with a really nice story, that's about it, you'd have to be pretty pathetic to need to have a game tell you how to live your life.

>>165452231
A millennial's idea of life changing means making them feel something long enough to remember it after they've put their phones down.

>>165452260
ftl is a good game anon
>tfw no ufo: enemy unknown speedrun

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>>165452285

>you'd have to be pretty pathetic to need to have a game tell you how to live your life

what if I'm that pathetic?

>>165452369
I'm not a millenial, I'm 24

>>165452480
I've got bad news for you.

>>165452285
You can not tell others what would change their lifes. The only thing that calmed down is you /v/tards stop sperging out at your own bait 24/7.
>how dare people actually take art as tool for selfreflection and learning
Just stay with cod and mgs.

>>165452370
Sure, it's a great game. It's not a roguelike though.

>>165452003
>>165452005
>>165452034
>>165452102
>>165452231
>>165452285
why is this always so EZ with this meme game
got you faggots, you can stop responding and giving me more yous

>>165452279
>mobile
I bet you also don't know about VA recording lewd vocaroos for us back when there was a general

>>165452537
i agree on that, i hate faggots who want to call games for random genres they are not

>>165452480
Oh no...

>>165452517
>video games
>art

"No."

>can't even 1cc a kids game

Get that add banned

>>165452551
>joke's on you

CONTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>165452480
Anon. . .

>>165452551
i just baited you exactly into doing some dumb post like this
do you know how many of those are literally me?

>>165452551
i dont care. undertale is a shit game.

>>165452551
two factors
>you're bait is so good people don't finish reading it, and don't get to the bait reveal part of the post
>people are baiting by taking your bait because they want to shitpost about that shit game

>>165450039
>>165452480
Time to go home kiddo

>>165452369
That's just the right amount of cynical and true.

>>165451324
hi mec
>>165451485
>stream monster scared to post his times
mec is a terrible speedrunner, and still unironically better than 90% of you fags
>>165451520
>mec
>runner
what did you meme by this?

>>165452517
>You /v/tards

? Nice assumption there faggot, I don't even go to /v/. This is just coming from someone who's tired of Undertale retards trying to slap it on everything/pretend it's the absolute best thing ever and that if you think otherwise you're wrong.

I haven't even been in /v/ but I bet they hate it right, that's how they are. Well I don't hate the game, I hate the fucking fandom and I think it's retarded to pretend it's the absolute best game ever and 2deep, I'm not saying it's a bad game though.

>>165452609
I haven't even played tunblrtale which is why I'm waiting for gdq run, maybe I'll finally understand why people hate it and sjws love it

>>165446384
numale in the middle on the couch is REALLY excited to show his support for this stronk independent womyn

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>people in srg, right now, at this moment, are arguing in favor of undertale unironically

Holy shit the last day of a marathon never fails to bring out the worst of people. Cant wait for this to be over. Fucking retards.

>>165452070
Xelna is a legit speedgod

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>sc2tards

>>165452814
anon, of course it isn't the worst game on planet earth, but you're supposed to say it's the worst game man has ever been made to bear witness to because it discourages the faggots who unironically think it's the best creation of all time
it's effective and discouraging, never admit it's not the worst game on planet earth

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>>165452840
You're in for a treat, because not only will the game and commentary be enough to fill your plate, but you'll be bombarded with donations comments from the "community". If you want to know what Undertale truly is, watching the speedrun live is the way to do it.

I just wonder how long it will take everyone to turn off the stream.

I'm going to try and keep it on as long as I can, like holding my hand over a flame.

/srg/ is worse now than /v/

Congratulations

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tfw you really like a speedrunner but you're anxious that chat is going to be savage as fuck towards them during their run.

>>165452963
he even hit the perfect sub-emotes first try

>>165452960
>3 more days left

>>165453036
>now

>>165452673
damn... didn't expect to anger a memetics expert...
better bounce...

>>165453105
by the way
>>165452673
>>165452684
>>165452692
are all me too

>>165453034
I'm looking forward to Undertale only to see the autism of its fans. We've had some okay autistic moments so far, but Undertale has a very special kind of autism that it attracts.

>>165453162
fuck off retard

>>165451941
no fuck you
this is earthbound all over again, just enjoy it for what it is

>>165453034
I'm a neet weeb so I will watch entirety of it regardless of time zone, your post got my hopes up for a shitshow too

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guess she wasnt that hot after all

>>165452810
Stop taking submec jokes seriously, not even mec takes those serious

>>165453276
read the chain
also earthbound is actually a good game not trying to push an agenda

>>165453278
>weeb
>doesn't post obnoxious weebshit in every single post
you don't need a paddling

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Imagine getting THIS triggered at an rpgmaker game.
Seems like it wonderfully succeeds at being art because it makes you feel strong emotions.

>>165453489
Oh. Okay. I bet you think this is a really clever post, right? Well I've got something to tell you. I've been posting in this general for 8 years now and I was one of the first people here to introduce new friends like you to soeedgaming. Yeah I linked to SDA, SRL, and helped boost the profile of AGDQ. We're trying to save people from cancer here, is that a bad thing?
Then some shitlord like you comes into the thread and makes a dumb comment like this. WE are having fun here. You are just making it worse for everyone.

And as a general message to everyone else in this thread: Don't hate on people who are different from you. Just because they enjoy Dark Souls or Undertale doesn't mean their crippling autism saves them from all emotions. They have feelings too so try not to upset them.

tmr SUCKS

>>165453247
while everyone's playing checkers (you)'ve been playing chess for years uh?...

Yet another boring 30-year-old NES game.

>>165453647
contra is white and based anon

>>165453440
>mother series is literally anti american and anti capitalism
Go back starring at your happy box.

I'm a tetrisexual. If it fits,I'm game.

>>165453647
Don't you have homework to do?

haha mexican haha trump walls

>>165453743
No, just a thesis.

goddamnit I've been awake for 16 hours but the next 8 hours are filled with dank runs

I guess I'll just try to stay up as long as I can

>>165453534

Is this what shitposting has become? Is there really no more love for true and authentic shitposting out there? It's really become "lol autists have feelings too" as a form of trolling? Psshh. I remember back in my early days on the chans I would whip up a throwaway tripcode and start avatarfagging on levels faggots like you can only dream. I had gigabytes of various reaction images from generic weeb anime #2849 to trigger fans of generic weeb anime #2848 into oblivion. And this was for a random Tuesday. Nothing even special. Yet here you are snickering to yourself in a dark room, wiping away tears from your eyes, thinking you're the hottest shit that's totally untouchable, but what's this? You just wiped spicy cheeto dust in your eyes. That's the 7th time this week. I'm over here. Evolved. Shitposting from my phone, doxxing myself so fags like you can waddle their fat ass on my property for me to legally murder. "oh no an intruder" *shotguns*. And that's pretty much the whole point of this. You're a fucking loser and an awful troll. I've been trolling on bitches like you since I was 12. And here you are. Probably 30+. Kissless virgin. Getting angry at people on the Internet. I pity you.

>>165453757
>some college kid thinks a thesis isn't just homework for adult babies

lol

goddamnit I've been awake for 8 hours but the next 16 hours are filled with dank runs

I guess I'll just try to stay up as long as I can

this game looks shit why can't they run something hard like dark souls?

>>165453845
The difference is that my school wants me to do my thesis, because otherwise I'll just fuck off and get a job, leaving my shitty school without any of that sweet funding.

It's cute how there are people who think Contra is a difficult game.

The levels of meme and meta abstraction to my posts really take 4chan to a new level. You don't even know I'm insulting you. Thanks for the reply btw, I baited that exact response.

I saw Mike uyama at a grocery store in Virginia the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen estrogen pills in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent another mono outbreak," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a long lasting illness. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>165453820
>self doxxing
best part, someone post iceberg pic with levels of shitpost

>>165454261
It's only difficult if you don't know where everything is, so it gets easier on subsequent playthroughs

Mexican loser loses again.

tmr blown the FUCK out

tie PogChamp

>less than 100k viewers for the first time, even in the graveyard shift blocks
>people LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY think games made before 2000 are good

lmoa

>>165454405
>It's only difficult if you don't know where everything is
So it's not difficult.

If you can read a guide and immediately be good at something without any practice or meaningful execution, that thing is not difficult.

clips.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick/ElatedAntelopeCmonBruh

Good job with the timer bro. Not like its important anyway right

>>165454315
heartily kek'd

>>165454487
nice

>>165454487
ok lets see how you beat contra first try after reading a guide where everything is

>>165454487
>without any practice or meaningful execution
Can you please not do this baiting thing right now?

shit, I need money fast

what's the quickest way to earn $125,000 USD Dollars?

>>165454657
Lottery.

>>165454657
show me what dat mouf do girl

>>165454657
bet on trump to win the presidential election
invest in tobacco and some other stocks i don't remember right now, it was a new material and some solar energy company
befriend a trillionaire

>>165454620
It's a 2d speedgame, and it's not even on the upper end of difficulty for 2d speedgames. The game only has 2 buttons for fuck sakes.

Contra isn't hard.

>>165454657
you'd need like, 25 kidneys

>>165454504
they have been late on a lot of runs
its like the guy on the timer is bored of speedruns too

>Permabanned from AGSQ chat for saying "Awesome Jynx cosplay" during the MGS2 run a few days ago

It was worth it.

>>165454803
i can understand getting the timer completely wrong on shit like trauma center and l4d1
but contra is ten minutes

>>165454881
Ten incredibly boring minutes.

What are the hypest clips you can get of this AGDQ?

Reminder that 2D speedgames are fucking easy.