/nintyg/ - Nintendo General: Big Bull Bowser Edition

How well do you think it'll sell?

MK8G is back baby

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I don't get it, why can't Nintendo get their shit together?

How can any marketing team continue to 1-up themselves in how badly they market their latest product?

>Paid online
>$299 for underpowered hardware
>2 launch titles (1 port and 1 Wii fit tier game)
>Peripherals are overpriced as fuck ($70 controller etc)

I can't wrap my head around this shit..

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LITERALLY MARIO ADVENTURE

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Here's the NA launch lineup

discuss

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>paid online

>>165421587
>You have to understand though that's going to sell a lot right there, casuals still exist and they enjoy that stupid shit, that will help sell things to a lot of people that aren't like us.
The casual market's gone my dude. Nintendo's chasing a dream from a decade ago.

>>165421708
Better than the Wii U, paid online will not be so successful hopefully forcing them for free online

>>165421620
>PAID ONLINE
>32 gigs internal memory again

MAMMA MIA!

>>165421756
Rayman Legends again

hopefully it's the superior version where you don't have to babysit rayman with the touchscreen

REMINDER
Everyone and anyone talking trash about the Switch is a troll! They're only mad because of paid online, everything else about it is amazing!
Nintendo Switch has plenty of games! Mario and Zelda are perfect reasons why everyone should buy one!

>>165421752
It is one world out of I assume at least 10. You'll get over it.

>>165421587
It is literally Quick Draw though. There's no game. I don't get it. Hopefully this shit ends up being the Wii 2 and ends up selling like hotcakes and we get some solid titles near the end of its lifecycle, but I just don't see it.

1!2! Switch reminds me of Wii Music.

>>165421861
You're trying too hard.

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>>165421756
Then we get to pay for spla2n twice and wait until fucking Christmas for another actual game.

>>165421861
If Mario was a launch title, I actually wouldn't argue. Basically the only reason to own nintendo consoles any more.

>>165421773
This.

They've moved on to phones.

>>165421861
I just want the pain to stop.

>>165421756
Fucking not even ARMS.

You're killing me. I'm actually kind of excited about ARMS.

I never really understood the nintenyearold meme until now. Jesus Christ you guys will defend anything Nintendo shits out, won't you?

>>165421708
it will sell a shit ton. it doesnt have a retarded name. has a presence. will have pokemon, and FE, smt, and monster hunter and the like,will have a fuck ton of games.

>>165422062
A good 80% of us are incredibly unhappy. A good 15% don't care how bad the Switch is because of Zelda hype.

>>165422062
Are you okay, lad? Like 90% of the last thread was doom and gloom.

>>165422062
>I never really understood the nintenyearold meme until now.

So you're literally retarded.

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made the mistake of looking the the Switch R*ddit and was greeted with this as one of the most upvoted things

Jesus Christ

>>165422062
this and "it's okay when nintendo does it"

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Gor's new waifu

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Where did this image come from?

>>165422062
I'm not going to defend the shit launch line up, but everything else is solid.

My main concern was the games, and they delivered.

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>>165421708

Worse than the Wii U

>>165421807

You're delusional, it's already off to a worse start in everyway

Wii U launch
>Huge momentum from their most successful generation that had the DS (Most successful Nintendo handheld) and the Wii (Most successful Nintendo console)
>Backwards compatibility

Switch launch
>No momentum from their WORST generation that had the Wii U (Worst selling Nintendo console) and 3DS (Worst selling Nintendo handheld)
>Paid Online
>Overpriced
>1 decent launch title that's on the Wii U

Where's the fucking Pokemon main title that everyone was saying would "guarantee the Switch to be a success!"?

>>165422179
How is that any different from the card /v/ sent after the 2014 E3?

>>165422129
More like a lot more people not on 4chan actually like it and thinks its cool or a good idea.

paid online... thats another story and the only reason people are mad right now.

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This is probably too much to ask but I'll do it anyway: What is your honest opinion on the Nintendo Switch after watching the presentation?

Personally I'm left feeling very confused. It's hard for me to understand exactly who is being targeted by this console. It feels as though Nintendo is trying to tap into the success they had with the original Wii again but this time without all of the allure and mystique. I think overall if they picked the side of handheld instead of teetering in-between console and portable, the reception would be a bit better. Overall I'm interested to see what comes of the system but I don't know if it's really something I feel the need to own. Probably buy it sometime down the line.

>I need to link the Switch to my phone to invite friends and use voice chat

Somebody tell me I'm dreaming

>>165422234
>Carrying case
>Not even a zelda-styled switch

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>>165422113
>>165421807

>Better than the Wii U
>it will sell a shit ton

Here we go again!

>>165422248
>everything else is solid
>2.5 hours
>having to pay for NINTENDO online
>joycon pricing
>console pricing
yeah............ solid

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>the Switch

Ho boy, itsa Mamma Meme

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Apologize to Konami.

>>165422397
It might be decent eventually when the games come out a year after its release.

Also the online thing is retardedly scummy, though AC is probably the only thing from nintendo I'd even play online.

>>165422218
This is surprisingly THICC for Nintendo. Bad angle?

>>165422431
>2.5 - 6 hours

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Is there any word on how large the install size for switch games will be? Wondering how many games I can fit on an SD card.

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>Only one single game on launch day

>>165422552
botw literally lasts 3 hours

>>165422254
If you think it wont sell better than the wii u which had terrible marketing your retarded.
moms thought it was just a wii.
>>165422430
come on this is a completely different beast. its gonna be nintendos ONLY console.

more games will be on the switch then if the wii u lasted 50 years.

>>165422397
I agree that Nintendo is still really trying to get the Wii audience again.

But compared to the Wii U reveal, this was much better.

My biggest complaint is the shit launch line up. They needed to do better, but didn't.

Overall, I'm optimistic about the Switch. I'll buy one, probably at launch. But Nintendo still has some growing up to do.

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>>165422530
No, "she's" actually that fat

>>165422397
Mario Kart 8 and Splatoon were some of the main staples of the Wii U for me.
If Nintendo expects me to pay for online for another possibly failed console, they're out of their mind.
I went from thinking of picking it up on launch to completely putting it off.

>One game at launch

Why even bother?

Wow, they convinced me that I have literally no reason to want the Switch.

Go third party already, you stubborn fucks.

>>165422620
>its gonna be nintendos ONLY console.
oh it's this retard again

>>165422552
I'm so glad 1 2 Switch will last for 6 hours with brightness all the way off. After all, we don't need to look at the screen to play

>>165422497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03UeITHT9H8

>literally 0 games on launch day
damn.......

>>165422571
it uses microSD and isn't even 1080p, so don't expect anything huge.

>>165422663
Nintendo is fucked unless they announce a new handheld.

>>165421620
>paid online
I hope the Switch becomes popular for stuff like 1 2 Switch and nobody pays for online play and Nintendo gives up on it

>>165422594
Its 3-6 hours not 3 hours, its a meme.
>>165422692
What are they gonna make? 3ds 2? because thats what your saying right? will people just make shitty outdated ds games in 2020?

>>165422571
Seeing how that one Lego game on the Wii U was like 35 gigs.

80% of a game.

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She has a nice butt

>>165422530
That's not thicc, that's just fat.

>>165422649
>Buy it at launch
>Play for free online for half a year
>If Online isn't cancelled by September sell it,not having spent any money on bullshit online features
Woop de doo

>>165422828
UUUHHH, THICKER!

>>165422758
>Nintendo is fucked unless they announce a new handheld.

It is a handheld, thats what it is. thats the new handheld AND console.
Are you people braindead.

>>165422779
>What are they gonna make? 3ds 2?
Did you miss the N3DS, cause that was the 3DS 2.

It was 7 years between DS and 3DS so I wouldn't be surprised if they put out a new handheld in the next few years.

>>165422663
I'm onboard to get it for Mario and Zelda.
Bite me, you stubborn mule's rectum.

>>165422947
>It is a handheld, thats what it is. thats the new handheld AND console.
>Are you people braindead.
Are you? If you watched that official presentation which is the main thing people are going to think of for the switch, it said it was a home console like 5 times.

>>165422779
>its a meme
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=nintendo+switch+zelda+battery+life

>>165422947
It's a portable console you fucking dunce
Was the Wii U a handheld?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIhagVVGB9s

The Parental Controls video is heartwarming.

>>165423018
>>165423012
It has a handheld mode, it's literally called "handheld mode"

Why would they make another handheld to compete with their own fucking "handheld" console?

>>165422218
Wait did they really change the sexy great fairy to that. why.
>>165422954
the n3ds was a joke nobody bought it and nobody is making games for it. the system cant even play games right its not any better than the normal 3ds. that thing is so outdated that if it actually got support in 2020 let alone 2017 it would be funny.

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>>165422890
Here you go, George. Enjoy, George.
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>>165422779
>not 3 hours, its a meme.

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Know what I found hilarious the most?

>Not the paid online
>Not the overpriced nature
>Not the underpowered tech
>Not the barren launch lineup (1 Wii U port and 1 Wii Fit tier game)

No, what I found hilarious was the fact that you need a Smart Phone app to use IN-GAME VOICE CHAT

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAABAHAHAHAHA

>>165423104
>the n3ds was a joke nobody bought it and nobody is making games for it. the system cant even play games right its not any better than the normal 3ds.
Anon you're gonna have to lower your meme intake

>>165423012
You are a fucking retard, this was the whole point for the console. to be a high powered handheld combo.

>>165423104
>sexy

They always looked like trannies. WW had the only non shit fairies.

>>165422620

>If you think it wont sell better than the wii u which had terrible marketing your retarded.

I just listed factual reasons as to why the Switch will underperform the Wii U and you throw an insult as if it's a viable argument

>come on this is a completely different beast. its gonna be nintendos ONLY console.

This is just pathetic

>>165423138
That part was worded in a weird way. I'm worried, but I think there's a chance that it was just them trying to look trendy, and you can actually still do it from the console itself, just with less fancy shit

>>165423138
>gotta keep the kids safe from predators!
and
>Nintendo online is only bad because it's free! It'll be better now that it's paid!

>>165423018
>Was the Wii U a handheld?
You're either a shitposter or you have a double digit IQ.

>>165423098
>Compete
So you ARE braindead, got it.

>>165423219
If that ends up being the case then Nintendo's braindead too.

>>165423206
because its true, really the n3ds was a scam and I feel sorry for the people that bought it.

>>165423226
>They always looked like trannies. WW had the only non shit fairies.
I thought OoT/MM fairies were great.

Though I would say WW fairies are better. WW had such a great aesthetic

>>165423370
Lets not forget the tp great fairy.

>>165423295
>>165421861

>>165423350
Sorry I have a better console? I don't see how you'd play monster hunter without it, or the nub addon thing.

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>>165423138
>you need a Smart Phone app to use IN-GAME VOICE CHAT

no pls no

>>165423283
>It'll be better now that it's paid
The point is that they won't HAVE to gimp their servers because they were letting millions of people use it for free. They can still drop the ball, but it's the fact the servers might actually not be shit this time because people will have to actually pay for it, meaning they can put more effort into it.

Of course you're too blind to actually understand that simple concept.

>>165423226
not at all I have no idea what you are saying but the oot one is a classic, they made her a tumbler fat fuck now. Is this meant to be a joke.

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>>165423405
I haven't played TP in fucking ages, they look ok__ I guess.

I still prefer OoT and WW

>>165423464
here's a response

>arguing with autistic Americans from /v/
You're fighting a losing battle.

>>165423405
TP great fairy takes the cake, really.
I'd rank the WW and LttP right below her.

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I hope NOA doesn't ruin the cover by making it gold like usual.

>>165423405
She was ugly as fuck my nigga.

>>165423429
I have a ten times better thing than your shitty nub, the circle pad pro.
really the n3ds was only good if you didnt have one. but besides that nothing inside changed.

>>165423308
>Ask a question
>No answer, just an insult

Alright well that settles that.

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>>165423469
Maybe it'll be like the zora queen from albw, or that's just one of them.

Is there a huge info dump somewhere?

>>165422779
The 3DS is the only fucking portable console doing even remotely well. Despite supposedly having low tech.

And what it is losing to is fucking phones because phones are more convinient, have games that are free and hey, actually have battery life. Higher graphics doesn't do shit.

Do you genuinely think prettier graphics in Pokémon are gonna make someone lug around this thing instead of playing some shitty free knockoff on their phone that has some hatcher bs?

>>165423596
>>Ask a question
>>No answer, just an insult
you mean like this? >>165422947

>>165423517
I remember her being prettier.
I guess my memory mixed her with Deedlit, lel

>>165423549
I shouldn't even be here right now with you fucks and talking with real people like my friends who actually are hyped for it and understand why its a good idea.
It looks like it will get a lot of support and a ton of new games and we can lan monster hunter 6 with good graphics. and I can play pokemon with an actual stable fps. and I can play really awesome games that look good in bed.

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Hold on, you're not actually going to need a smartphone app to use voice chat, right?

>>165423814
The page isn't clear about it. I'm worried as well

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>"playing" Zelda "games"
this is just getting embarrassing, you don't just consume literal human feces, but you actually PAY to do it. how old are you guys? nobody above 14 could possibly be excited about this.

>>165423696
Not even that anon, it's just obvious they wouldn't release another handheld like the DS when the entire damn gimmick of the Switch is that it has a handheld mode, making it work as both a home console and a handheld device (hence the name of the handheld mode)

Releasing another completely seperate handheld device with an entirely different library is fucking retarded. If anything they'd make a Switch-lite that doesn't have a dock or something and you can just play that on the go. Having two handheld devices out, forcing your own consumer base to have to purchase both when both do virtually the same fucking thing is moronic.

>>165423814
just use discord like normal people.
really why is this even a big deal. my computer will be right next to it or I will be playing it in hand.

>>165423454
inb4 soccer moms protest movement because Nintendo is allowing unscrupulous inbreds to cuss out their little kids in their games

>>165423138
>>165423814
I'm assuming the app is downloaded from the eshop onto the console.

it never says "voice chat app from your phone"

>>165423782
Oh yeah, totally, I love a portable console whose reach extends to, slightly further back from the TV.

This is totally worth sacrificing the ability to play during lunch breaks at work or at a restaraunt or anywhere in public.

>>165423975
hands down the dumbest post I've seen all night

>>165423908
This. someone is actually not brain dead in here.
Why the fuck would Nintendo make two handhelds with the same library or split there games which was the biggest problem. are you literally retarded.

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>>165423814
Kimishima was a mistake

someone post great fairy from hyrule warriors

>>165423908
>when the entire damn gimmick of the Switch is that it has a handheld mode
It's got like 5 other gimmicks.

>>165423886
>this is just getting embarrassing
[citation needed]
>you consume literal human feces
[citation needed]
>nobody above 14 could possibly be excited about this.
[citation needed]

I'm sure you have no extraordinary proofs for these extraordinary claims. Now be a good little boy and scram.

>>165423886
This is really low quality.

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>>165423975
http://www.nintendo.com/switch/online-service/

>This service lets Nintendo Switch owners enjoy online multiplayer gaming as well as a dedicated smartphone app that connects to your Nintendo Switch system and helps you connect with friends for online play sessions.

>>165423984
um thats just a feature, you hold it in your hands jackass. You could choose either way with your friends when you lan.

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>zelda fans

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>>165424134
well fuck.

disregard my post.

>>165424083
same as OoT/MM

yuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP07xW_uYJc

port when

>>165423908
Except the Switch can't do the same thing. A phone could replace the 3DS. But the Switch can't.

It is too unwieldy, most of the games have motion controls as a major aspect, it requires paid online so it isn't like you can just sign onto some random McDonald's wifi to play a few games of smash.

It is a Wii U that you can play downstairs in your house. You aren't dragging this shit to work in a coat pocket.

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Am I the only one that thinks Zelda with exposed shoulders and forehead looks hot as fuck

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>>165424134
>Our new dedicated smart device app will connect to Nintendo Switch and let you invite friends to play online, set play appointments, and chat with friends during online matches in compatible games─all from your smart device.

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>>165424083
>>165424234
They made her look less tranny, which is good. She looks decent

>>165424134
If they've been losing money supporting WiiU online play, well hey, I can't blame them. IF.

I wouldn't pay anyway though, lel.

>>165424091
But the handheld mode was the big one, and arguably the one people are going to actually care about. People have been hyping at this being a "hybrid" since before the NX codename was even fully confirmed IIRC.

And even still, it's still a handheld device, as called by them, so it doesn't make sence they'd release another device with an entirely different library, splitting third party support, splitting their fans, splitting their first party resources, when everything is pointing to the Switch being a device that is meant to unify all of that.

>>165424248
I can't wait for that bathing scene.

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>>165421923
>Blocking out Puyo Puyo Tetris

Anyone actually impressed they didn't show one port. I give them some respect that they really did show new games.

>>165424282
literally diamonds hard

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>>165424282
She looks the exact same what are you talking about

Unless you just think she looks worse because of 64 graphics

>>165423927
>Defending no game chat

Holy shit

Just make it opt-in with family controls nintendo you stupid bastards.

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>buying another edition of Nintendo's Rolling Simulator

>>165424248
Agree, except with the forehead part, but I agree wholeheartedly, bro.

>>165424282
>She looks decent
Ugh, only to you. I never found her "tranny-looking", but ugly, nevertheless. I'm sure you've fapped to her all the same.

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so there any new porn of botw link

>>165424381
Except there is no way for the Switch to actually fulfill the role of a portable console with its battery life and numerous other problems.

No one is actually gonna bring a Switch to a basketball court.

If they do end up trying to replace a proper portable console with a Wii U with more gimmicks thrown on, they'll kill the only thing that was actually making money.

>>165424429
>minecraft and skyrim are new games
really makes you think

>80 games in development is an announcement
>50 of them are wii-u/ps4 ports
I will probably get a switch anyways, but they're definitely full of shit in that regard

>>165424247
You realize that paid online means it's tied to your account right? You could easily take the switch to a mcdonalds after paying for the service

>>165424478
like I dont use in game chat anyway at all. all my bros are on pc or I am or consoles. in console chats are outdated.

>>165424429
Mario Kart is a port. Splatoon is a glorified port. Skyrim is a port of a port of a 7 year old game. Breath of the Wild is a port.

You're retarded.

>>165424247
If you pay for the online you can indeed play off mcdonalds wifi

>>165424658
>50 of them are ps4 ports
Hey that's nice for me, gives me an excuse not to buy one.

>>165424429
>Skyrim, Minecraft, mario kart (essentially)

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The implication is that none of them actually have arms, they're all armless and use springloaded prosthetics to fight.

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>>165424514
Even your pathetic meme-arrowed statement understates your pleb tastes.
What the hell kind of mental illness do you have to drive you to dislike Nintendo's Rolling Simulator Ultra Super Deluxe?

>>165424630
they didnt show minecraft da fuck.
Breath of the Wild is not a port at all it never came out.

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I know people are freaking out about no launch titles, but as someone who always waits a while to get consoles, it seems like it will get enough good games in its first year that I don't really care.

>>165424658
What would stop every single Switch player from using the same account?

>>165424776
>they didnt show minecraft da fuck.
they did, they just didn't spend 5 minutes talking about it (thankfully)

>>165424472
>Unless you just think she looks worse because of 64 graphics
She looks more like a man compared to other females in the game. They could have put more effort not making her look manly. Hyrule warriors version looks more feminine, but just a little. Passable as a woman.

>>165424526
I've never fapped to her, never will.

>>165424776
retard

>>165424805
Are you fucking retarded or what

Do you know how online works for literally any console

I'm being triggered so fucking hard right now by your retardation

In the new BotW game there was a quote that said "Open your eyes." Wasn't that also something said in SS or am i misremembering?

>>165424803
Except if there is no proper hype for the console, no one will start working on it proper and it'll die before it gets the momentum is NEEDS.

It'll be Wii U 2.

>>165424658
That's a plus for me, since I didn't buy a PS4.

>>165424658
I really think snice this is the new handheld it will ACTUALLY have every game dev known for making handheld games.
So maybe it wont be like this at all. maybe it will have fucking games.
This is a new concept for nintendo we don't know shit what really is going on behind the scenes.

>>165424906
>I'm being triggered
Because you want to be, Mr. Triggered.

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>>165424840
>Hyrule warriors version looks more feminine, but just a little.
kind of? they look more or less the same

>>165424937
Me either, the only game worth a damn on it might be Persona 5. Fucking garbage console.

At least the switch is around the same price.

Which makes me wonder: do people think $300 is expensive? Like jesus you fucks, get a goddamn job, buy a gaming computer and a switch, and you're good to go.

>>165424927
I'm not sure w but there is actually a ton of fucking hype for it.
I think you are spending too much time on 4chan or are expressing only yourself on other people.

>>165424840
>much more
>Just a little
fuck you guys and your mixed messages.

>>165422758
Did you not watch the end where it showed Zelda on launch?

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>tfw you're to intelligent for Zelda "games"

>>165424927
Even if it is Wii U 2, I'd be satisfied. Wii U may not have had many games, but I liked the few it had.

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So on launch day, the only real game will be Zelda. Then we wait a month for the Mario Kart port. Then we wait 3-4 months for Splatoon 2. Then we wait 3-4 months for Mario Odyssey.

>>165425052
Man-children who barely scraped together their McDonalds Bucks to buy a used PS4 are a major factor in the posts on 4chan.

>>165424906
Fair. I'm gonna play it off as though I was trolling rather than not thinking things through and posting too quickly.

I've actually never paid for an online subscription of anything, so I did actually assume their way of detecting account abuse was tied to IP addresses.

I guess this makes everything I said seem dumb, but I genuinely am having a hard time picturing the Switch working as a portable console along the lines of a 3DS or iPhone. It just doesn't seem feasible. At least in my lifestyle.

I play about three hours of Animal Crossing on my 3DS every day, once in the car in the morning, once during my lunch break and some when I get home. I couldn't imagine doing that with the Switch for all kinds of reasons.

>TFW i wont buy a switch for a couple years atleast due to NOTHING besides Mario NTR is coming out. Jewtendo fooled me with Wiiu. I bought the WiiU for Zelda ill be damned if i get it for switch.

>>165425123
all of the bait in this thread, and you choose to reply to the most obvious one? come the fuck on

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>>165425147

It's going to flop so hard

>>165425147
>Then we wait 3-4 months for Mario Odyssey.
Then you wait 5-6 months for mario odyssey, or more, depending on when spla2n is actually released

>>165425029
kingdom hearts 3 will most likely not be on the switch. I have a ps4 because of bloodbrone,person5, and other jrpgs that wont be on the pc any time soon.
>>165425029
This holy shit 300 bucks? 4chan is a bunch of fucking kids after all. really save some money and buy a fucking pc and then nintendo. there. if not for some jrpgs you dont need anything else.

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Playing Zelda on my Wii U desu

Will get Switch when 3D Mario is out maybe.

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>>165424979
>yfw you think that online is based on IP

You do know that you can bring your PS4 to mcdonalds, plug it in, and connect to the wifi and play right?

>>165425253
It didn't have any (You)s yet. I thought the poster would be lonely

>>165425052
The cinematic trailer was really good. I'll give it that. But so was the Pokémon Go one and you saw how that turned out. Huge national phenomenon to completely irrelevant in weeks.

I don't think that trailer is enough to get people to spend 400 bucks.

Fingers crossed. I guess I'm mostly pissy because the first game we saw was 12 Switch. That is not a game. I don't need a console to play that game.

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>>165425147
>>165425278
I feel like Bomberman shouldn't be underestimated. I really liked what they showed and it'll be good for online until Mario Kart and Splatoon 2 come.

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>>165425234
>>TFW i wont buy a switch

>>165425261
>>165425147
um it will and has other games.. more so than the wii u so far.

>>165425021
Yeah, the same.

>>165425105
English is hard

>>165425220
Eh at least you own up to it

And you could, just get a USBC cable for your car charger and you'll be fine. Idk about you but I carry a bag everywhere because I live in the city, so I can carry around the switch no problem if I want.

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>tfw you laughed at the people that said Switch should have Mario Kart, Splatoon, and Smash ports on day 1 but now are starting to wish it actually did

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>Nintendo releases a new Zelda "game"
>don't buy it
lock me up!

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>>165425131
>"to intelligent"
>poor grammar
>meme arrow
Go to bed, Jimmy. Stay in school, perhaps your mind may grow by high school graduation and you'll be able to meme us more creatively.

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Pige you're trying too hard

>>165425021
>>165425439
whoops forgot image

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>bomberman won't be a launch release

WHATS THE FUCKING POINT NINTENDOOOOOOOO

>>165425634
Isn't it?

>>165424764
Makes you think, doesn't it
>drop out of high school and get your ARMS amputated and enter the dangerous full-contact combat sport
>never make it big
>suffer a career-ending injury
>no education, no future plans, no ARMS

>>165425446
Yeah. It just seems different. Plus, losing a home console because it gets stolen or dropped or left on a bus seems like more than enough reason to leave that shit at home.

We'll see. Maybe I'm completely wrong and before 2019 we'll have Pokémon Heaven and Pokémon Hell released alongside Smash Bros. Conquest and you'll see every ten person carrying a Switch around.

>>165425575
most epic post itt
*upvotes*

>>165425634
It is though?

>>165425649
>>165425731
Sauce me up

>PressStartAustralia@PressStartAU
>Nintendo Switch Will Launch For $469 in Australia

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>good news
Fire Emblem Musou. I actually thought they should've made this instead when they first announced Hyrule Warriors

Splatoon 2. I got into the first one pretty late (missed all Splatfests), but it's still pretty fun. I bet the sequel is gonna be great

Shin Megami Tensei 5. So I guess mainline SMT going forward is Nintendo-exclusive and Persona will continue to be Sony-exclusive?

Xenoblade 2. Everyone's favorite single-player MMO is getting a direct sequel!

>meh news
All the ports. Things like former exclusives (ie, Disgaea 5) are cool, but everything else is "who cares?"

No region lock. Great, except most games get localized anyway. Only good for the one-off weeb game or avoiding censorship.

Zelda being a launch title. You'd have to be literally retarded to not think it was gonna be a launch title.

Open-world Mario. Probably fun to fuck around in, but like most open-world games, will probably have no sense of direction or structure, due to having no level design.

No More Heroes 3. Suda is an overrated hack. NMH, though slightly enjoyable, is ultimately shallow button-mashing. Also, the writing isn't as clever as everyone thinks it is.

Fast Neo 2. The Fast series is cool and all, but I'd rather have F-Zero.

>bad news
Everything else, including but not limited to:
TWO HUNDRED NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS. Nigga, I could get a PS4 for that. They should've charged $250 at the most.

Paid online. Fuck that. It wasn't okay when Microsoft did it. It wasn't okay when Sony did it. And it won't be okay when Nintendo does it. Also, the subscription "perks" are a joke. A """"""free"""""" VC game that only works for a month? At least with Microsoft/Sony, they give you current gen games that last until your subscription ends.

Battery life. What's the point of being portable with such shit battery life? 21st century Game Gear?

Shit like 1-2 Switch and ARMS. Literal Wii-tier waggle shovelware.

Final verdict: I probably won't buy this shit at launch

>>165425747
Someone posted a list of the "launch games" and it had that and like 7 pieces of garbage so I assumed it was legitimate.

Did anyone start giggling when the revealed ARMS (TM)?

Not the game but the fucking title. It is just called ARMS. It is also called Arms in Japanese, which I'm sure isn't the actual Japanese word for arms.

But why would they keep that name for western audiences?

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>>165425698
Spank you.

>>165425692
Excuse you anon it's called Pokemon Stars.

>>165425834
Japan uses a ton of loan words, maybe they use ARMS somewhere?

They use the english words "touch" and "swipe" a lot because of phines

>>165425797
I don't get the appeal of Fire Emblem warriors, oh it is dynasty warriors but with my favorite characters like multicolored hair anime guy number 6 from game 4 out of a gigantic history of games that aren't really connected in any way.

Like, I know Lin.

>>165425692
If you have a good smart phone its the same thing as carrying that around everywhere. My phone is like 700$ of tech. I don't really worry about taking it places.

>>165425843
>>165425575
Are we being invaded by Reddit?

>>165425797
>Fire Emblem Musou
>Splatoon
>good
come on

>SMT5
Is it 5 though? We don't know whether it's mainline or not, and we absolutely don't know whether it's actually good or not.

>>165425921
I never really tried any musous before but I liked hyrule warriors a fair amount.

I don't really care about fire emblem much but the gameplay's probably the same so I might like it, but I don't really see myself buying it.

One last thing before I go to bed.
all of you people and /v/ will fucking buy it and then love it when all good games come out like monster hunter and pokemon and whatever good game in 1080p 60fps and notice its a cool idea and suck its cock.

night guys.

>>165425797
>having no level design
>Mario
I highly doubt it.

>>165426009
>I have never played Splatoon the post

>>165426009
>>Splatoon
>>good
>come on

>Are we being invaded by Reddit?
I dunno man you tell me

>>165425797
>I guess mainline SMT going forward is Nintendo-exclusive and Persona will continue to be Sony-exclusive?
the only non-ninty mainline smt is nocturne

>>165426068
I'm not buying shit. If Nintendo doesn't release a new handheld then I'm Switching to Sony.

>>165425797
fuck you nmh 3 is hype.
and we are finally getting a mario 64 back.

>>165426068
>you'll love it when the games come

Okay?..:

>>165426118
>not having a playstation anyway

You're a baka

>>165426097
>>165426103
/ink/ is two blocks down

>>165426207
Wasn't /ink/ taken over by shitposters several months ago, one of my friends left a while ago saying something about that.

>>165426118
>I'm Switching to Sony
What. you think they are ever making a handheld ever again and once again it having no games.

Also ill give you this there will not be a new handheld but a switch mini with a longer battery life. then the main system will get a rehaul maybe 3 years or so.

>>165426207
Fuck off /ink/ is complete cancer, but the game is still good. Don't lump me with those degenerate waifushitters

>>165426248
>by shitposters

Babt, it was just babt. He's that autistic

>>165426248
We're still alive and having actual discussions

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This shit is gonna flop harder than the Wii U, isn't it?

>>165426280
>degenerate waifushitters
That's most of 4chan, son. Or all of it, arguably.

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If the Switch isn't a hit by Christmas 2017, Nintendo is fucking dead in the water as far as console development.

With this launch line-up, the only thing I think will really sell the Switch is some big end-of-year promotion/bundle/exclusivity with "Pokemon Stars", if that even exists.

>>165426313
Nah it wont.
people know it exists and its a handheld that can play skyrim.
you people might not get it but this is huge for people who go places and can play with friends and family with high tier games.

>>165426332
/ink/ takes it to a whole new level. They have a game that's decent but instead they choose to post the same 5 pictures of their waifu every day.

>>165426248
/ink/ has always been nothing but shitposters. that's what happens when your main demographic is children and pedophiles.

>>165426301
yeah, like all the "discussions" you had when you were a part of /nintyg/? goodnight callie and memememimu isn't discussion.

>>165426273
>once again it having no games
3DS has plenty of games though, what Nintendo console has had no games?

>>165426337
not your general

>>165426337
pokemon world online will be the thing that makes Nintendo millions. its time.

>>165426412
>/ink/ takes it to a whole new level.
You're not really making it sound that way.

>The Nintendo Switch will be $469.95AUD in Australia

FUCKKKKKKKKK

The black Wii U was fucking $428 retail, and I got mine for $300 on sale

>>165426457
>Nintendo console
I mean Nintendo handheld

>>165426313
Nintendo should have waited. Developed better hardware. More games. They continue digging their own grave.

>>165425921
I'd actually prefer a Fire Emblem Basara over a Fire Emblem Musou, but I digress.

>>165426009
I feel like Fire Emblem's setting is perfect for a Musou-styled crossover.
>we absolutely don't know whether it's actually good or not.
SMT has been good far more often than it has been bad. I'd like to give Atlus the benefit of the doubt.

>>165426118
I know.
Then again, SMT1 was basically multiplat (it was also on Turbografx and Sega CD, even if it came like a year later), and SMT2 got a PS1 port eventually.

>>165426157
Suda's only 10/10 game is Killer7.

>>165426495
>dude, what if we had an open world pokemon where you visit all the regions????

>>165426621
>(it was also on Turbografx and Sega CD, even if it came like a year later)
what the fuck, I had no idea

>>165426615
I would have been fine with the Switch launching in June, if it meant it would have more launch games.

>>165426009
jaffar and hector will be hype.

>>165426542
Your fault for living in australia

>>165426668
It would also make people pay for online.
gamefreak has this in the bag.
>>165426313
funny thing is nintendo keeps making money with no losses and sony is going bankrupt.

>>165426738
nah Australia is fine for most things, but fuck that launch price

>>165426393

>Nah it wont.

Yes it will, see: >>165422254

>you people might not get it but this is huge for people who go places and can play with friends and family with high tier games.

This is just delusion

>>165426738
>>165426827
I'm importing, region free ftw

>>165426903
>This is just delusion
No its not, because I actually have friends.

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>>165426825

>funny thing is nintendo keeps making money with no losses and sony is going bankrupt.

>>165426085
If SMM is any indication, they'd rather just outsource the work to fans that'll do it for free. Actually, pay Nintendo to do the work for them.

I need more reaction videos to laugh or cringe at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlsY9UGCFIw

>>165427013

>No its not, because I actually have friends.

Friends who buy PS4s, not autistic manchild Nintenshit

>>165427038
they didnt actually lose a lot of money with the wii u.
they made millions on pokemon, the 3ds, and now phone games.

>>165427117
>reaction videos
Don't ever post on my /nintyg/ ever again

>>165427135
I have a ps4 you dip shit, maybe if you get off 4chan you see that people basically own every console. Its called having money.

>Nintendo rep told me Zelda runs at 900p while in dock mode, and 720p while in portable mode

>>165426967
>I'm importing
Where do you think the best region would be, in terms of currency conversion and shipping costs?

>>165427221
>maybe if you get off 4chan you see that people basically own every console. Its called having money.
Most people don't pay 300-400 dollars on shit just because they can

ps4's more or less fine though

>>165427221
Not him, but owning every console isn't really all that common of a thing. People usually have their preference. Coke and Pepsi syndrome.

>Tfw all Nintendo has to do to print more money than the world itself has is to come out with Pokemon World

>Everything is already in place, all 3D sprites, everything

>All regions, full multiplayer, refined mechanics

>Literally would push some MMOs out of the market.

>>165427350
for shit*

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Pricing it above the PS4/XBONE just shows how out of touch Nintendo is at this point.

>>165427221
In previous gens, being idort made sense. Each console offered a selection of general multiplats, but also a handful of worthwhile exclusives to differentiate them.

This gen is the worst gen to be an idort ever. The Xbone is literally pointless if you have a capable PC. I can count the worthwhile PS4 exclusives on one hand. It's best to just go PC + Wii U (or Switch, once it launches) this gen. Nintendo console for the exclusives, and PC for everything else.

>>165427474
>too retarded to capitalise on Pokemon Go when it was at its peak
>thinking normies will spend $350 to play pokemon
>while carrying around a brick
>with its shit battery life
>+ monthly payment for multiplayer
yeah nah

>>165427221

If that was true then the Wii U wouldn't be a flop

So what would load faster on the Switch, Cartridge or Digital?

>>165427653
>>too retarded to capitalise on Pokemon Go when it was at its peak
Why do you say that? Pogo hype at least in part contributed to SM's extreme sales

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IS BOTW EVEN STILL COMING OUT TO MY WIIU OR NOT

WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

Do we have a release date/window for anything besides botw, spla2n, and mario?

They announced quite a few decent games but I don't remember seeing any release times

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>>165427573
In Australia I can get a PS4 slim for $300

Switch is fucking $470

What did they mean by this?

>paid online
Thank god I don't play online. Sucks to be you guys.

>>165427350
people dont buy everything at once. people who the bought the ps4 bought it a while ago.
>>165427642
Oh I dont mean xbone and the ps4 like you would have to be retarded.
most people I know have
1.PC
2.3DS
3.PS4
4 wii u for smash and fun

I own that list but I own almost every console over the years besides mircoshit stuff and rare stuff like the sega Saturn and pc engine.

>>165421756
Puyo Puyo tetris is also coming out on PS4


http://gematsu.com/2017/01/puyo-puyo-tetris-coming-west-ps4-switch-spring


Also what the fuck, more than half of that list is already out on PS4

>>165427762
still on wii u
https://twitter.com/NintendoAUNZ/status/819773253954605058

>>165427762
>wii u
lel

>>165427573
The only reasonable basis for pricing it that high is because Nintendo expects it to sell in low volumes but instead of being unprepared for that with the WiiU, they're prepared for it now. All they hope to do is milk their most hardcore fans instead of shooting for the wider market.

>>165427728
>Pogo hype at least in part contributed to SM's extreme sales
You think people played Pokemon Go, realised that it had no point, then decided to spend a few hundred on a handheld?

>>165427824
Yea it's comically jewish but I can't really think of anything that I'd actually play with online.

(Assuming I buy it) I'd be bored of Splatoon before paid online even exists

I don't play Smash online

I (barely) use wonder trade in Pokemon, and I don't battle online

If they ever put out an Animal Crossing game for it that's probably the only thing I'd play online.

>>165427653
Are you retarded people WILL do all of that for pokemon.
you really dont get out much and talk to your fellow nerds and even some normies and such.

>>165427762
I hope you enjoy SILKY SMOOTH 9 FPS

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>>165427908
>from a twitter account of Nintendo branch in one of the most unimportant territories
>>165427951
HEY FUCK YOU I'LL ENJOY IT WITH 2 FPS BECAUSE FUCK THE SWITCH IT'S DOA AND I WAS PROMISED ZELDA ON MY GODDAMN SPLATOON MACHINE THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO DIE BECAUSE FUCKING S2 ON THE SWITCH MAY ACTUALLY SELL IN JAPAN AND SUCK AWAY EVEYRONE

>>165427656
It was called a flop only because It didnt sell well. nintendo takes it safe with hardware costs and such. they are smart. In the end they always make it out on top with a lot of money because they play it safe while making their popular games like pokemon.

>>165427934
>You think people played Pokemon Go, realised that it had no point, then decided to spend a few hundred on a handheld?
No I think people played pogo, got nostalgic, and then pre-ordered SM.

The exact cause is up for debate but SM was the most pre-ordered nintendo game ever and the fastest selling nintendo game ever.

>>165428058
>No I think people played pogo, got nostalgic, and then pre-ordered SM.
So literally what I said.
>The exact cause is up for debate
>I'm not saying it was caused by Pokemon Go, but it was caused by Pokemon Go
k

>>165428120
>>I'm not saying it was caused by Pokemon Go, but it was caused by Pokemon Go
boy gee thanks for shoving those words in my mouth mister I sure was hungry

>>165427934
Yes actually. Thats what happened.

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So let me get this straight

>300 instead of 250 when I can get a PS4 for 260 right now which already has an established library
>Paid fucking online
>Joy Cons are 80 together and 50 a piece. Pro Controller is fucking 70 bucks
>Paid fucking online
>Absymal Launch Line up
>every game worth getting (SMT V, FE Warriors Xenoblade 2) are all a ways off and are barely in the beginning of development
>Paid fucking online
>Console is being advertised as a handheld yet only last 3 hours
>32 GB internal storage
>No voice chat at launch
>Paid fucking online


Not even false flagging im probably one of the biggest Nintendo fans ever and love my 3DS but it feels like they learned nothing from the Wii U. This console was originally coming out late 2016 but they literally said they delayed it so it could have a better lineup? Are they trying to tell me this list was fucking smaller?

>>165428058
>I want to catch Charizard with my Iphone so I'll pre-order the new pokemon on a console I don't own so I can catch Keychain, Shoe and Corral.

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>>165427858
>mircoshit stuff
Hey, the original Xbox Hueg was actually pretty good. Especially if you hack it and pirate all the worthwhile games.

>>165428191
>well, I did imply that, but I didn't say is explicitly, so I'll call him retarded!!!
k

>>165428202
>Are they trying to tell me this list was fucking smaller?
Yes
Before it didn't have BoTW
Now it does

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https://twitter.com/NintendoAUNZ/status/819817045776855040

AHAHAHA

>>165428202
Nintendo's stock down almost 6 points tonight. Maybe Nintendo as a whole survives on Mario Movies and Nintendo Land and Mobile. But that Switch Line up looks awful. I actually think they SHOULD have done remasters of the WiiU library. Pikman 4, Bayonetta 2, XCX. At least they'd have something.

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>>165428225
Keychain wasn't even in SM and corral is from fucking gen 2.

Plus there was a ton of gen 1 pandering, hell you even fight Blue again (or Red).

>>165428330
F

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>>165421768
Feels bad mane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOrIVkHVdC0

>>165428329
screencap this, they'll show BOTW at E3.

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>>165428330
Damn I guess they really don't like shitposters.

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>left and right Joy-Cons are 40 each

>>165428330
It has no region lock
Buying from Japan would put it at $350AUD + shipping
Might be cheaper elsewhere

>>165428473
It's worse they're $50 each.

Or was that FUCKING LEAF prices again.

>>165428202
ps4 really doesn't have many games that you cant play on pc too. and you need to pay online which might cost less on the switch. I really don't get why nintendo is getting bashed while the ps4 got just as bashed.

really its mircoshits fault for this online fee, they thought the japs to be jews and it finally got to nintendo.

Really as long as it has the full support like the 3ds had it will have games. they might of only of shown the main ones. tons of 3rd party might be in the making.
give it a little time the 3ds had a shit line up for a while too.

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>>165428473
Assuming people buy the Switch, those puppies will sell often. Those joy-cons look fragile and easy to lose.

>>165427762
>>165428018
Don't shitpost with my waifu

>pro controller $70

This shit better have triple the battery life of the Wii U pro controller. Which already has GOAT battery life.

>>165428330
thats your own countries fault get fucked.

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>>165427787
Anyone?

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>>165428591
Fuck you, I'm angry. I have a Splatoon Machine that's Nintendo gave up on 2.5 years into its lifespan cause they're fucking retarded and I want to hear about my goddamn zelda on my goddamn wiiu!

>>165428513
No you're right it's 50. Both in a bundle is 80 for clapistan

>>165428714
your're are waifu a fatass

>>165428714
>non-rockstar open-world
>generic survival gimmicks for artificial playtime
Yeah! BoTW is rad!

>Preorders drop on Target's website
>employee discount and redcard discount brings it down to $275
>fiance has gift card from xmas we keep forgetting exists
>$225

Feels p good. Gonna watch some Lemony Snicket's now. Seeya later guys.

>80 for bundle
>30 for dock

>>165428202
please delete this

The Switch is up on Amazon

>>165429246
>not even 1080p

>>165429246
Someone fucking murder people until they talk about the WiiU version.

>>165429246
>Looks gorgeous
When are they going to be fucking OBJECTIVE?

>>165429246
>can't even run it 1080p

Jesus the Wii U version must run at like 240p

>>165429512
mamma mia

>>165429463
>implying you could tell much of a difference in anything besides battery life with 1080 on a screen that small

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Where does this 3 hour battery life meme come from? With car chargers and outlets that's more than enough.

>>165429760
>meme

>>165423130

>>165429760
The piece of shit USB slot in my car doesn't actually charge things.

>>165429760
it actually said 2.5-6 hours. so people are figuring it will be 3 hours for games.

frankly, it works for me. My car has a cigarette lighter, so I'll get the car charger.

I made the 3DS work, so I can do the same with the switch.

>>165429908
that's your fuckin' problem dude

>>165429908
Buy a better car

>>165429760
I've got a bunch of battery pack things.

I don't go outside but even if I do I'm fine.

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Behold.

>>165429912
That's a nice HD Mario

>>165430079
go back to R eddit

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>all of your Wii U/3DS eShop purchases for digital-only games and VC are cross-buy with the Switch
>you no longer have to buy the same game twice

Post yfw they announce this.

>>165426706
I would have preferred if they put off the release (andany announcements of it) a couple of years further if it would mean more games.

>>165430246
This will never, ever happen.