/nintyg/ - Nintendo General: Switch It Off Edition

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>>165406119
Controllers will just break off

habbenin

>>165406268
Great, all the better to shove up my ass.

>>165406119
>(((6)))
unironically kill yourself
never make a thread again

>>165406268
>>165406376
Grip accessories for the Joycons have already been leaked.

10 hour battery life confirmed by me

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THEY TOOK THE PRICE BACK OFF
IT'S CONFIRMED 400 CAD

Is it worth buying a refurbished Nintendo console or should I wait on a sale? Been considering buying the N3DS.

>>165406687
this guy works for gamecube trust him

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1st for Mother 3

>>165406119
It takes a while before a thread goes from page 1 to the bottom of page 10. If you waited you could have made a new thread with the Switch news in it. There's no way this thread will get 750 posts that soon. You fucked up.

>>165406747
refurbished consoles from nintendo are fine

What are the chances that if I renew my Pokebank pass now, they'll put out the update for Sun & Moon and offer some sort of free pass or trial or some shit?

https://www.nintendo.com/consumer/network/en_na/network_status.jsp

fucking retards hahahaha enjoy your """""BAN"""""

>>165406904
Zero, you had your fucking free trial goyim

>>165406687
Guess its a shit tier android

>>165406874
the presentation is an hour long

>>165407416
Its going to be a joke

>>165407416
And? The other thread can last long enough.

>>165406874
Why's it matter that much dang
>muh op isn't up to date

nintendo blows dick

LOOK AT THE LASERS AND FORGET THESWITCH

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ASTHETIC

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Anybody got a drinking game

>>165407913
Every time the say Switch, take a drink.

>>165407913
Just get drink and kil urself so u dont have to live in a world of failed nintendo

Let's be honest, are any of you actually going to buy the switch?

Like really now

oh this thing is live?

>>165408249
nah it doesnt have vr

>>165408249
well see after this

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how we feelin yuros

you awake yet?

>>165408249
haven't had one of their consoles since the gamecube, might skip out on this one as well. mostly waiting for their next handheld

>you will never find gor a boyfriend
>you will never annoyingly stop gor and his boyfriend every time they try to kiss each other
>you will never make gor and his boyfriend fight over a broken Nintendo Switch Joy-Con
>you will never make gor and his boyfriend breakup because of the aforementioned fight
>you will never have gor ask you to be his boyfriend
>you will never refuse gor's proposal
>you will never surprise gor with a sudden marriage proposal
>you will never marry gor and have kids with him
>you will never buy gor all of the games he had to sell in order to stay alive during the time you were gone
>you will never make gor happy just by being near him
>you will never suddenly murder gor to steal all of his games
>you will never make it impossible to find out how gor died
>you will never hear the kids scream once they find gor's corpse covered in blood
>you will never realize none of gor's games are good
>you will never pirate the good games gor never wasted money on
>you will never find out the actual reason gor never pirated was that he didn't want to get arrested
>you will never die in jail thinking about the good old days spent with gor

>>165408449
This is their next handheld.
The next one after this will be 8+ years

dat youtube chat whew

>>165408449
there is no more handheld line, the switch is handheld + home console

>you will never meet gor as a ghost
>you will never find out gor spent all of the time since his death training just to kill your ghost once you died
>you will never get sent to the magical mono dimension by the ghost emperor to have a fight against gor
>you will never see all of gor's powers in a fight
>you will never watch as gor makes his magical girl transformation
>you will never get attacked by gor's flying fragmentary glass super attack
>you will never see gor shed a tear as you show him the broken Nintendo Switch Joy-Con you kept for all those years
>you will never get hugged by gor while he cries thinking about the past
>you will never reassure gor
>you will never find out that was the purpose of the magical mono dimension all along and that the ghost emperor knew you and gor still loved each other deep inside
>you will never get trained by gor to become a good fighting magical ghost girl
>you will never learn gor has been protecting the ghost world from evil piracy aliens while waiting for you to die in the human world
>you will never tell gor that you now understand why piracy is bad and why all the evil space pirates should be destroyed

>>165408609
source? 3ds still has 2 years of life on it

>you will never be informed by the ghost emperor that the boss of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates is about to attack and that you and gor are the only ghosts in the whole multiverse who are strong enough to have an actual chance against him because of the power of your love
>you will never start fighting against the boss of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates with gor
>you will never find out how powerful the boss of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates is while you see him destroy gor's face without being able to do anything to save him because your enemy attacked you with the mysterious extra-dimensional technology
>you will never be surprised that the power of your love made you and gor fuse into the legendary ultimate dragon monster
>you will never kill the boss of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates using the legendary power of your love for gor
>you will never watch the boss of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates as he tells you that this was only the beginning for you and gor, because the extra-dimension is full of other bosses of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates, and that some of them are way stronger than he is
>you will never go back to ghost town and surprise all of the ghosts by showing them you and gor unfuse from the legendary ultimate dragon monster
>you will never tell the ghost emperor that he should still be worried because of the existence of other bosses of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates and that you and gor wish to go to the extra-dimension to investigate on them

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Beep Boop music

>>165408705
Common sense. The system is meant to be a combination of their mobile and home console games.

>>165408705
AhhahahahahahhahahHHH
new 3ds didn't even have 1yr of life TOTAL

>you will never fuck a lazer

>>165408249
I bought like 3 nintendo consoles this year. So, yeah.

FIRST FOR NINTENDO MAMA'S AND PAPA'S MIAPIACHIA

>you will never go to the extra-dimension holding gor's hand
>you will never be instantly found by the king of all bosses of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates, who catches you and gor while he complains about the ghost empire invading his territory just like they did 50000 years before
>you will never fuse with gor to escape from the king of all bosses of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates' jail
>you will never fly to the top of the epic vampire volcano with gor
>you will never unfuse to explore the inside of the volcano with gor
>you will never find a weird extra-dimensional device you show to gor
>you will never be shocked by the king of all bosses of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates attacking you and gor and taking away the weird extra-dimensional device from you
>you will never be surprised when the king of all bosses of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates uses the weird extra-dimensional device you found to time travel to the past in the human world, back when you and gor were just babies
>you will never see the king of all bosses of all evil alien extra-dimensional pirates kill the two babies in front of you and gor, creating a paradox that makes it so neither of you ever existed in the way you originally did, leading you to post all of this in /nintyg/

>>165408802
>Reaper has a wet dream
what does this have to do with reaper

I heard the NX controllers break right off

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>>165408948
The masks.

who /cautiouslyoptimistic/ here

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LAZER TIME

Here we fucking go

FINAL COUNTDOWN

that feel when banned on vee

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>camera zooms in on crowds
>some are wearing masks
why though?

>>165409165
Japan has a weird thing about being sick in public.

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>that click

Reminder that Iwata is dead and cant make this presentation.

gay intro where are the gaems

What a bald old faggot with a kids voice

review my story plz

>>165409319
Anon, this is a business presentation. Did you see the crowd? They're all businessmen.

finally regular mini usb ports

>>165409352
Stories are shit

LAUNCH DATE : MARCH 3rD WORLDWIDE
PRICE : 300$

299 US DOLLARS

NO PLEASE BE FREE

PAID

SERVICE

>PAID ONLINE
ABANDON SHIP

>paid online

fuck

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>300 dollars
uh oh
>PAID SERVICE
UH OH

Online is not free. Why.

P A I D
O N L I N E

NO REGION LOCKING

no region locking wooooooooo

You hear that? That's the sound of 200 million weebs getting a boner.

WHAT
WHY
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

Hahahahahahahahh pay to play online droppppped

>paid online

>but then region free

Is this what being in an abusive relationship is like?

the fucking handle

I wonder if that paid online is just for on the go connection through a mobile device, or if it's needed for at-home play as well.

>yfw ps5 has free online

>paid online
Dead on arrival. Are they really so stupid to believe people will pay for paid online on more than one console? Because the Switch will be a second console for most people.

>>165409724
TOO SOON

ALL

PAID ONLINE

>PAID FUCKING ONLINE

So, uh, they just casually confirmed touch screen and motion controls, right?

each and every piece of dna? touch screen where

>>165409842
That's what it seemed like, yeah. I'm interested in that.

>>165409740
Plus what nintendo games have you ever played online?

Smash was shit. Mario kart is it. And for a month or two max.
Paid.
Hahhahahahhaahhhh

When they say mode, it sound like an anime villain using more powerful attacks.

>>165409842
Already confirmed by the patent documents

2 1/2 HOURS

>keit-ai mode

FINDS A WAY

2.5 - 6 HOUR BATTERY

>>165409959
to 6 hours

FIXED BATTLE MODE

3 hours jesus christ

>>165410003
So 2 1/2 hours

>>165406119
2.5hrs battery!

why are /vg/ post times so long

>home console
so there's still hope for a new handheld

>they actually called it a kickstand
lol

>what do you think of handing a joycon to a friend or family member
bad

>>165409959
>>165409989
2.5 is probably only at max brightness and wifi on

>>165410003
Maybe if you're playing SNES games

No way it lasts more than 100 minutes on BotW

Battery life is a bit disappointing, but at least you can charge as you go and can use battery packs. I'm not super happy with just 3 hours, but that's probably enough to be workable if I'm going from place to place between power outlets.

>>165410053
>why are /vg/ post times so long
because moot was a dummy

2small4me

why is everyone acting like you can't play it plugged in?

>>165410053
2.5 is probably full on games like Zelda.
6 is probably idle in the menus.

Like I said many times. It's a home console with partial handheld possibilities. Not an handheld

>Stealing from sony again

>>165410126
I like sitting away from a wall while playing

Glad I bought an amiiqo

>screenshot capture
fucking finally

joycon grip is UGLY

why the fuck is the nfc reader on the analog stick

>screenshot button
COOL

Where can I get a cheapo New 3DS? I don't want the giant pieces of children handholding known as the 3DS XL

Oh good I was afraid i wasnt gonna be able to post my mario screenshots to facebook

this is pretty cool so far

>joycons have independant gyroscopes and motion detection (somehow)

If it works well that's cool.

SHARING THE JOY

>>165410218
>Facebook button

>>165410206
The Wii U has that too. You can post Screenshot in the Miiverse just by pressing pause.

That's a basic Wii U feature.

Hey bruh you got any of that joy to share with me?

sharing the joy lol rofl hahaha ecks dee

I love how they're talking about all this shit like it's some sort of never before seen innovation

dat blue is my fucking color

That extender strap is a pretty good idea

Oh, wow. A strap! Cool!

How much for it?

Rumble wiimote. Nice.

HOLY SHIT

>shition controls
nintendo stop pls

why isn't i just called the nintendo snap?

>>165410225
refurbished from ninty's website

>sharing the joy(tm)
l o l

how long until video games
joycons are fucking shit dude

neon blue joycon is cute

>joycon strap
lol again

>ice cubes shaking in a cup
okay holy shit what is this

HD rumble seem fun.

>Secret Ice Cube tech

Revolutionary

Nintendo stole ps4

I can't wait to play IceCube game

Wii Sports 2 when fuckkk

>ice cubes in a cup

Uh, why?

>>165410417
included.

Ive always wanted to feel icecubes in my wiimote

RED DEAD REDEMPTION FOR SWITCH

PAID ONLINE
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>>165410516
>>165410539
the shit aint even cold

need a cooler for my sweaty hands

this game already looks like shit

>ninty has red dead
>pc doesn't

Wild gun switch

RED STEEL 3

JUST LIKE I ALWAYS WANTED

T H R E E I C E C U B E S
H
R
E
E

ICE CUBES

>paid online

>gimmicks again
this game doesn't seem fun

>>165406119
I will gladly pay $40 a month for Nintendo online

wii sports pt 2

oh no

Multiplayer Warioware

>>165410726
This, they are going for the success the wii had

Oh no

Oh NO

>>165410701
Meh, it can be fun if it's like a Wario Ware style of game.

WE PLUG & PLAY GAMES NOW

NOOO

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denialfags btfo

goody more gimmicks just what nintendo needed

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NINTENDO: LETS MAKE VIDEO GAMES, BUT LETS MAKE VIDEO GAMES THAT DONT REQUIRE A SCREEN.

SCREENLESS VIDEO GAMING.

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>videogames without screens
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VIDEO

>spending more than 1 minute on a literal minigame collection
Dead on arrival.

This is the blunder of the century

>>165410752
Then they're a bunch of retards. All those casual players have moved onto phones.

Nintendo doesnt need VR it has real life eye gazing with your friends

:(

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Well I mean we already pay a subscription fee to play Pokemon and Smash online so this isn't that unreasona-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS NINTENDO

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

1 2 switch looks fucking gay
literally nobody does couch co op anymore, fuck off nintendo

>>165410845
wow i sure do love leakfags being fucking degenerates once again

>>165410702
hello funnyjunk

>bring it to parties

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NINTENDO

PHONES APPEAL TO NORMALFAGS BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN EVER MAKE WILL

THE WII SPORTS AUDIENCE HAS VANISHED

MOVE ON

>>165410845
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

PLS LET THIS BE A NON GIMMICK VIDEOGAME NEXT

>Nintendo still thinks it's 2006

>people on 4chan mad at that

I'm not surprised looks fun, desu

ONE PIECE SIMULATOR GAME

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only 40 minutes left to announce F-Zero NX and Metroid 5

I mean uh.. metroid prime 4 thats what the kids want these days right haha

>>165410913
Why did it have to be like this? Think they'll drop it?

This shits gonna flop harder than the wii U, unless zelda sells a metric fucktone of units.

>>165410845

Oh shit.

Nani?!?! Is that a stand?

>>165411008
I bought Zelda on wiiu

Still more of a real fighting game than Smash

>>165411008
>unless zelda sells a metric fucktone of units
it will and ninty will think that means people like this garbage console

I like this game . It look fun if you like Boxing.

>>165410845
AAAAHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>165411063
>preordering video games

K I L L Y O U R S E L F

>White man brutally beats small asian girl

>>165410845

We only had to listen.

>>165410845
Fuck it's real

Looks fun but it depends on how good the remotes are at recognizing motion.

>>165411105
They are cheaper on amazon and u dont pay till shipped so why not pay less money?

What the fuck am I watching. I can't stop laughing guya.
And it's fucking called ARMS.
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK WII SPORTS BOXING 2.0

>>165410845
Welp, fuck me, he's gotten two in a row.

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>>165410981
>have to use motion controls
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and it looks slow as shit
>will lead to eventual fist fights after accidentally punching some one

One of those games I'll play for 5 minutes

>>165411105
>he thinks preordering games from franchises he knows and loves is bad
just because you preordered no meme's sky and backed not-mega man doesn't mean everyone else should be as autistic as you

why is he talking about this so much? we know how wii sports boxing works

Cant wait for EVO 2017 with Arms in it.

well let's hope mario odyssey is good at least
also
>paid online

>>165411189
but because it has a new name its now $60.

And look at how bad graphics are. No antialiasing

Does the switch have paid online?

>oh

This thread is cancer

>>165411006
I think by the time the trial ends and the paid subscription begins they can do market testing and focus groups to determine how much people are willing to pay. You notice how they didn't reveal a monthly price?

They're not going to drop it. I just hope it doesn't leak out onto the Wii U and the 3DS as well.

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>>165411267

>>165411182
Because I can go in the morning instead of waiting for the shipment in the late afternoon

>pay less money
in addition to an $80/yr subscription, sure, if you buy enough games to make it pay for itself, personally I don't.

PAID ONLINE has put this console in the ground

>>165411267
>wanting to watch fat nerds swinging their arms around

>>165411336
yes

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So this is confirmed?

RIBBON GIRL PANTSU

SPLATOON 2!!!!!

EGGS

Splatoon 2 time. Finally, something people care about.

>>165411336
yes

>>165411397
Yes

>>165411397
already posted dumbass
also yes

god i hate squids

>>165411371
I buy everything I own on amazon.

i don't know if even splat 2 can redeem this piece of shit console

>>165410863
they did that years ago with a sound-only GBA game. how young are you, faggot?

Fucking near

>FLUDD HOVER NOZEL AS A WEAPON

>they brought back moray towers for spla2oon

WHY

>shitoon 2

Holy Fuck what is this

so what's the difference between this and sp1atoon

Imagine if Sony showed this shit off? They'd be laughed off stage.

GOOD NIGHT CALLIE ;_;7

Thank god. Splatoon was the best console shooter in years.

SPLAT DUALIES

Splat Doodies

to cover the floor with turd

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It's high noon

>it's not called Splat2n

>this guy
jesus nintendo what the fuck are you doing

>>165411669
SPLAT!

>>165411672
That would be Spla2n

>>165411672
>not spla2n

PLANNED FOR LAUNCH..........THIS SUMMER

>>165411669
is this a jojo reference

>>165411672
>hey mom, can you buy me spla-two-n for christmas
>yeah sure

>mom buys splatoon

cringe

>>165411672
Does not work in non english countries.

Splatdeuxn?

The 2 looks like a penis

Paid online has completely killed my hype for the console.

>>165411762

cronge

>what squid you think

>>165411779
Then how does it work for any other product?

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HE'S SO CHUUNI IT'S ACTUALLY HEARTWARMING
HE LOVES HIS GAME

cringe
>cringe

whens koizumi gonna talk about majoras mask 2

>what squid you think
Man these translators sound so embarrassed

NEW DONK CITY

I was just thinking about what Mario was missing, and the first thing I thought of was Mario needs to be set in the real world with real people! Look at how well that worked for Sonic!

I'm going to go eat a gun

FOLLOW ME

SET ME FREEE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY

>>165411849
What is Chuuni?

This shit is worse than the wii

>>165411528
which game is that?

GTA MARIO

Going full Sonic with this Mario game.

Oh shit it's MARIO 06

>unreal engine mario
this looks like fucking shit
what were they thinking?

>lol lets put mario in a real life city with real life people with real proportions
unironically disgusting

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what the fuck.

also i expected that the graphics will be just ok. im sold

Looks like one of those amateur UE4 mario games lel

>>165411883
I really hope this guy gets fired. It's just embarrassing.

>>165411910
Chuunibyou. Eighth-grade syndrome. Google it, and then go play Steins;Gate.

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MARIO CAN TIP HIS HAT AND HAS NON YOSHI MOUNTS

Man this game looks like...a real piece of shit?

>mario with real people
MARIO 06

>turnips
Will they bring back the gay dinosaur?

Finally an actual 3D Mario game instead of that 3D World crap.

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where have i seen that hat mechanic before

LIVE AND LEARN

>Mario in a real world city

That shit looked disgusting.

FUCK MARIO'S HAT IS EVEN HIS SONIC FRIENDS

>>165412008
Sonic Adventure did it first, not 2006.

Mario looks fun as fuck

>Speedwagon Bowser

What the fuck?

>>165412064

Yeah, but 2006 was worse.

looks like best mario since galaxy

>>165412127
I didn't see it

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>Holiday

This mario game looks fun

the important role is letting you play in first person
that or peach was turned into a hat

That's a pretty racist depiction of Mexico

Holiday season

No Mario game for SIX FUCKING MONTHS after launch

>no mario game until christmas
SWITCH IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL

NEW XENO

>>165411996
Is his hat a fedora?

mario did the spin roll

>please wait we promise we will have games this time
Nintendo's tagline

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>>165412220
Nope. Same hat. But he can throw it now.

New RPG?

>15 fps

Oh great, it's Xenoblade but with retarded anime art

looks gay

this shit aint xenoblade

>>165412286
Silky Smooth 20 FPS

>weeb shit

fuck that

>>165412278
Reminds me of Midgard in ffvii

FIRE EMBLEM SWITCH

THAT GHOST FUCKER DIDN'T SAY XENOBLADE 2

HOW COULD HEEEEEEEEE

CONSOLE FIRE EMBLEM?

it's like they're trying to make the xeno games look worse with every release

FAIAH ENBUREMU!!

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>FIRE EMBLEM
>warriors

>>165412348
LINK FROM BREATH OF A WILD IS IN FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS

Noice

>xenoblade 2
>XBCXs' cliffhanger will never be followed up upon

I farted and shulk came out

>""""""xenoblade2""""""
what the fuck were they thinking
>fire emblem
oh baby
>warriors
fuck off fuck off ufck off ufkc off fuck off ufock fucck off

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>FE Warriors

>casualshit
>Mario (six months after launch)
>animeshit
This might actually be the first Nintendo console I skip since the SNES.

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>FIRE EMBLEM
>WARRIORS

Persona?

MEGATENNNNNNNNNNN

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>FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES MY DICK

Honestly, I'd buy it if they announce Monster Hunter.

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What

>>165406119
I told u switch is shit u see these pisspoor graphics?

>new fire emblem
>WARRIORS
>normal fire emblem is doomed to mobile shit
help me
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2D JRPG

>>165412573
shin megami tensei warriors

>this dq
what the fuck?? fuck off

>>165412573
smt?

>>165412516
>development has just begun

KILL ME SENPAI

Paper generic old school rpg

square enix putting alot of faith in Switch

I CAN FINALLY MASSACRE MILLIONS OF GOONS AS IKE YEEES

shin megami tensei 1 remake?

>Sega
That's a Yakuza, right?

>>165412650
>talk about dq
>show a square enix game
>it isn't dq
ok my bad

>>165412789
smt if remake
not coming to na though lol

THE TODD

FUCK OFF TODD

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Todd Howard is on screen. Get ready

>PLEASE BUY MY GAME

Toddy-kun~

My boy Todd

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BASED TODD

PLEASE BUY MY GAME FOR THE 3RD TIME

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PRAISE TODD

AND BUY HIS GAME TOO

TODD DADDY
>another skyrim port/remaster
why not a new game already you fucking hacks

literally laughed out loud when Todd came on the screen.

YEAH!!!!!!!

>>165412863
>No ES6

OH BOY 2011 GAMES ON A 2017 CONSOLE

Skyrim looks like a game that came out years ago

>>165412829
fuck you, it will make NA!

SUDAAAAAAA51

MY BOI SUDA

>tell everyone skyrim isn't coming to switch
>retards believe it
>lol surprise! skyrim
enough of your lies todd
also fuck off betheshit

>thank you todd-san
epic

YEAH!

>this translator

To the gallows

suda51 is not enough to redeem the switch

TRANSLATOR CRINGE

NO MORE HEROES THREEE

Poor translator-san

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>>165412929
NO MORE HEROES 3!!!!!

NO MORE WHAAHAAIOOOOOOWPOOPOOOOOOOOSOOOOOO

>>165412998
Suda deserves better than this fuckbucket

Why do you need a translator for a planned event? Just use a script so we can have someone who doesn't sound like he's dying.

>SUDA guy is super hype and excited
>translator is flat out lost

Is this translator okay?

RIP translator will get executed afterwards

>>165413030
>>165413036
maybe i'll be interested if 1 and 2 get switch ports
i'm not buying a wii for this garbage

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THE TRANSLATOR
WHAT THE FUCK

Ganbare! Translator-san!

>nmh 3
>not killer 8

baka

Translator knows switch is shit

>literally said "that didn't go so well"
>has been all shaky and stuttering since then
jesus, poor guy

FIRED

Don't they have a script to read from?

>>165413119
They are on Ps3

For the last time, watching anime for years doesn't mean you know Japanese

FUCK EA

>Translator-san's mic suddenly cut
dude he got fucking shot

>>165413207
this. fucking weebs thinking they know shit

>>165413201
even worse

hello bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BILL

BILL

BILL

BILL

MADDEN 2016!!!! GOTY

>my wife's son

fucking ea

RIP TRANSLATOR SAN

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>EA