/srg/ - Speedrunning General

wait wtf is that James Chen from the FGC?

It's not gay if you close your eyes while kissing

fifth for mario speedruns are the only ones that matter

>link to the past
>no major glitches

why

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xth for forgotten memes

>>165377287
because the game is under 5 minutes long with glitches

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>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash.

reminder that all of your donations go to paying undisclosed cushy salaries of the "volunteers" that are having orgies in the hotel rooms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vhM4kVBSi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6hPJpxzm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_yLhHfc3i4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlLvq_v38G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=valJLPAr5KU

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xth for NightLight

is that uyama on the couch?

>>165377151
>>165377151
>>165377151


chinese moot if you're reading can you make this post a sticky in every board? thanks

>>165377287

SPEEDRUN NO GLITCHES NO EXPLOITS NO TRICKS NO CUTSCENE SKIPS ALL DIALOGUE READ OUT LOUDLY ALL LORE EXPLAINED BY BEARDED LOREMASTER TALKING LOUDLY BEHIND ME WHILE RUNNING AND HE MUST FINISH SPEAKING BEFORE I CAN CONTINUE ANY%

>>165377287
because any% is about 90 seconds long, and all dungeons and 100% were both in more recently. NMG is the most popular category.

>>165377287
>>165377354
yeah with glitches you just walk to the end through walls

>>165377479
i agree

>watching two guys button mash their way through a game they've never played before
this isn't fun

people who think speedrunning will ever reach esports level are dumb faggots in denial

have there been any moot donations this year?
>>>/wsg/1490260

>>165377479
>any%
100% only

>I've never seen this before
>>In a blind race of meme games

>>165377521
doesn't the non-5 minute long one use wallclipping to an extent, or am i thinking of some other categories?

these blind rces have been shit desu

>>165377805
this has never happened before

>>165362743

This is for cancer idiot, cancers not fun

>>165377863
not a phrase a guy ever wants to say

>>165377831
Yeha, All Dungeons is allowed to use EG and OOB, which are banned in this. Andy ran that some GDQs ago, maybe last year.

>>165377916
this.

Out of respect for victims of cancer and mono, a somber tone should be taken.

>dead thread
>memerace
>boring shit like kirby

Goodnight

unless you're a godgamer and the games are good don't blind race

>platform you can't get back up from directly next to exit
for what reason

>>165378013
Don't even joke about this, every year millions die from monobeno

>>165378151
adventure islands are bad games

who tf is this shitter and why is he there

>struggling to complete a kids game let alone going fast

>>165378062
goodnight, ill join you in a bit

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>>165378204
that sounds tragic, what can we do to help

>>165377916
yeah fuck trying being positive and being happy and cheery about raising money to help people, you know what? let's make next sgdq happen inside a catholic church and every speedrun is done under religious silence and the couch is actually a church bench and they all stand there on their knees praying hoping jesus will defeat cancer one day

>>165378362
We need to donate $125,000 USD Dollars

>>165378401
watching priests try to speedrun could be more entertaining than this
you got my vote

>>165378401
>pcf is about helping people

ok kid found a problem with your presmise

>>165378401
Catholicism is a bigoted institution and isn't inclusive to everyone in our community.

lmao this fucking jump bat jump killed him 5 times

>blind race
jesus christ put this shit out of its misery

>>165378496
monks could be really good at this since they also have a lot of free time on their hands and don't fuck

>can't run out the clock like a regular sport
>like baseball

what did he mean by this?

>wr in a marathon
>says that during this event

what did he meme by this

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>>165378496
>>165378603
I don't think the (((audience))) is ready for it

>>165378623
he was using baseball as an example of what it is more like. baseball isnt a real sport

>>165378498
It helps Mike

https://twitter.com/hatstwit/status/819665719751311360

this pathetic newboi thinks hes a vet lmao. bitch

>>165378714
in what way are you so sick you can't even communicate, minimal talk and watch a list?

is he literally dying barely able to breath or what?

>>165378498
>taking a joke seriously
i think i found a problem inside your monkey brain
>>165378536
i live in italy tell me about it
to be fair some priests are bros
those who aren't pedophiles and those who value people higher than religion
like 10 or 12 in the whole country i guess
>>165378496
meh, i'd give it a 6/10
priests speedrunning would be the shit tho you're right sgdq vatican 2017 let's make it happen

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>>165378714
>I think he pushed himself too hard

>>165378748
reminder to report this fag linking his twitter all day

>>165378748
just let it go, underage ebin troles like that revel in any attention even if it's pointing out they're a colossal faggot

>>165378401

I WOULD BE POSITIVE AND HAPPY IF I KNEW THAT ALL THIS MONEY ACTUALLY WENT TO SOMETHING GOOD, AND NOT ONLY 20% OF IT GOES TO ADVERTISING THE REST GOES TO PAYING SALARIES OF "VOLUNTEERS"

>>165378697
>when the euphoria hits

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-01-12-guerrila-cambridge-to-close
Rest in peace, Medievil.

>>165378785
he literally spends all day playing a capeshit mmo when hes not cashing pcf checks

4 in a row!!

>>165378902
serg should go with it

>20 minutes
>to clear 2 worlds on a shitty platformer
what a fucking waste of time

How many times have these faggots said some variation of "please clap" by now

blechy looked pissed at pizza face impertinence

>>165379078
how many times has the "Hype monitor" lit up?

>>165378879
first of all chill the fuck down, second of all read >>165378801 you fucking mongoloid i'm well aware those jews are jewing out the whole jew fest still if we PRETEND, like people attending the event PRETEND this shit's real (because they really think it or because they have to is irrelevant) there are zero reasons in the whole fucking world for not being happy about doing good for someone else unless you're a sick mlg edgelord who drinks montain dew and the last tits he saw are his mom's

Fuck this shit I'm going to the gym

>>165379078
This event is very low energy.

>>165379173
thanks caleb

>>165378801
>those who aren't pedophiles and those who value people higher than religion
>like 10 or 12 in the whole country i guess
ebin joke never heard it before

>>165379173
see you later caleb

>>165378785
he's healthy enough to sing in rockband so no, there's literally no reason for him to not show himself and speak

>>165379173
he's dead gym

Has Mike even shown his face yet?

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here's hoping Kirby's comfy to make up for, well, that

>>165379283
Cute.

>>165379283
how can one drawf be so baser?

>>165379345
the things i would do to that alien..

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>tune in
>James Chen on the mic

>>165379319
He did full commentary during Sunset Riders

>>165379283
The absolute madman

>>165379283
>mfw i eat the booty like groceries

>>165379232
>joke
y-yeah joke

you fucking idiot

Who the fuck even is Mike? How did some nobody just completely take over and become the owner of these "free" events?

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>this audience

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>>165379439
convert to orthodoxy if you're fed up with catholicism

>>165379319
hes dedicated to pulling the puppet strings from behind the curtain

>>165379283
I want to watch blechy run races of games I've never played instead of just esports interview nonsense.

>>165379457
he has a stockpile of biological weapons, including supermono, and threatened to release it if he didn't get a cut of the donations

>>165379514
what does this even mean

>>165379572
Me too.

>>165379602
Its cleanup time.

>>165379457
The first one was held in his mom's basement.

That's literally it

>they're all amazing people can play a variety of games without any problems

this shit is so fucking STUPID! so STUPID! mystery games whatever the fuck it's just playing a new game a little faster than you would normally, if you can't do that you fucking suck at games and probably have a shitty brain

>>165379547
>convert
i've never been clueless enough to convert into anything to begin with, i'm merely stating facts

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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
where are the games
stop talking already. . .. . . .....

autistic question but, does it cost to attend AGDQ?

I live about 15 minutes from the hotel it's at, and I'm wondering if I can just walk in.

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Why doesn't /srg/ organize their own mistery game race?

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>>165379761
i'd like to see you do better

you're part of the "no fun allowed" crowd with a post like that

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>>165379839
>dude Im a human being who has figured out the intricacies of the universe

>>165379761
it's always funny to see how hard autists who have dedicated 100% of their spare time to perfecting one game have zero ability to adapt to new styles of gameplay and will be walled hard when trying out new games

>>165379890
>and I'm wondering if I can just walk in.
yes, unless you appear like a shaking nervous autistic insecure fuck

>>165379890
u gotta register beforehand, no idea of the price

>>165379890
You probably have to buy a day/week pass like with any "convention"

Couldn't hurt to swing by if you're that interested

>>165379890
I mean, seat sniffer did.

>>165379890
>if I can just walk in

You can, if they never catch you. Otherwise that'll be $50 for the entry fee goy

Don't worry though, it's for a good cause.

holy shit that dude is oily

>>165379901
Because /srg/ is the ultimate misery game.

*screeches autistically*

>>165379901
no one does anything except talk about trannies and random e-celeb drama in /srg/. especially not play games. welcome!

>that fucking greasy pizza face

>>165379890
Price is 60 bucks, well in advance

To find Mike, follow the pizza delivery guy/ prostitutes wondering around AGDQ

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Johnny Q Streamviewer

>>165379937
>not accepting someone else's answers means i must have figured it all out

you're really smart and really good at arguing with other people aren't you

>>165379602
he does it for free

>>165379890
if you're socially awkward enough, you can just walk in and pretend to be autistic when you get caught

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>>165380192
Its not acceptance, its your assurance.

>>165379901
NASA when one of the runners doesn't want to run/is not here/is playing Mafia in the back room you mean ?
Still remember that FMV mystery game with awful english actors

>>165378801
>valueing people higher than religion
this is as based as a man can be
christianity really is a mess, it's all to protect yourself from going to hell, there's no altruism or consideration for others present

>>165380096

If there's anyone here at the event (probably not) but what are the chances of being able to sneak in? I'd go but no fucking way am I shilling $60 for it.

I WANT TO FLICK EDO'S BEAN

here comes the fatposters

>>165379960
kek
what's up with this woman's voice

>>165380425
m-mommy...

>>165379761
join MTX

>>165379936
it's fun, sure, but why are they interviewing some faggot for it or acting like it's some kind of achievement. nigger it's not anything special it's just playing a game, theres no dedication or practice or fun cool glitches. it's just not special.

that little fag knockoff petey dinky was like "just.. HOW?!" come on that shit is easy

god damn it not this shit again

>>165380425
>going crazy for big tits on a fat girl
you don't see me spamming pictures of skinny guys' "abs"

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Edobean is a reminder women are for fucking and making milk and hats about it.

>>165380275
this guy >>165380352 pretty much said what i think about it, i don't think being nice just because you'll get your candy afterwards is something to be praised or thaught to anyone, if anything is one of the most disgusting things ever, that said maybe you're right and i'll go to hell who knows, at least i'll have fun there i guess

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>>165380425
I WANT TO SQUISH HER 32DDD ~POYOS

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>Edo again

Over/under 100 for how many times Egobean interrupts the runners and/or shouts stupid shit that the donators totally wanted her to say

>>165380425
THICC af

why did the volume suddenly get massively reduced

>>165380567
i mean you could, no one really gives a shit

>>165380567

Anon please, if you'd been on this earth long enough you learn that fat girls don't always have tits, its all about proportion.

>>165380578
hats about milk?

>>165380419
Yes she is short.
Yes she is a little chubby.
Yes she is ugly maybe 5/10 at best.

>>165380425
For some reason when I see her my boner just doesn't care.

>>165380425
ROFL you have to be full beta autist to be attracted to a dumpy gamer slut just for some fat titties. Btw if you've ever actually felt tits you'd know that they get boring within 2 mins of playing with them.

Having a body > fat tits any day of the week

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>your average degenerate kirby lover with a female penis

>>165380730
>gamer slut
I'm going to have to see some pics as evidence of this.

Please god please

>>165380675
only got shirtless pics of slayer...

>>165380776
/v/ is a dark place

>>165380578
>calls streaming his job
>calls the income he receives a "donation"

is this for tax purposes?

hi
I’m Japanese speedrunner.
please call me suzuri.
I sometimes use mic to practice speaking English

he is almost as cute as this game !!

these guys suck

>>165380727
>little chubby

Edo is FAT!

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>this is not fat on /srg/

edobean fat
fat and annoying

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Slow getting this out. Was getting some food.

>all these pure betas shitting on /our girl/ edobae

how far you've fallen, serg

>>165380363
not there but been there before. You need a lanyard or you will be escorted out. You could probably sneak in but don't expect to stay for long and after the first time they'll know what you look like.

>>165380776
>hey look im trans i can put stuff up my butt now and i need to show it off

lol? not even trans, he just wants to be a camwhore and wishes he was a girl doing it

>>165381112
>IMPLYING THAT MATTERS WHEN HER BRA IS STRUGGLING TO SUPPORT THOSE GLORIOUSLY MASSIVE BREASTS
HER BRA SNAPPING COULD CRACK THE EARTH

>>165381112
i would still ride that hog if you know what i mean

i mean i would fuck her, that is what i mean

>>165380908
>taxing twitch

yeah imagine that, only league of legends streamer would survive and we'd have to bear with them bitching about how they grossed 1.2M instead of 1.4 last year

>>165381112
>edobean

more like Edobeanandcheeseburrito

>>165381231
Do they check for a lanyard when you enter? What's the deal? I don't understand how you could sneak if they check upon entry

>>165381320
Big boobs are wasted on a fat person, because everything else is big (and disgusting) too. It's all about proportions, big boobs on someone skinny are appealing because of proportions.

>>165380908
donations are income, which are taxable. GROW UP KID

>>165379283
Kawaii af

>>165381112
They arent even that big desu

>>165381238
this
desu i don't even mind transexual people who don't brag about it everywhere

>>165380908
no, even if you call something a donation you have to pay taxes for it in the end. actually you aren't even allowed here it's 18yo and older kiddo

>>165381534
Yeah big boobs would be better on a thinner person but big boobs on a fat person are better than small boobs on a small person

you're not marrying her faggot, you're groping her tits and coating them in cum

where is the fast though

>>165380491
seriously though what the fuck is wrong with her voice

>that voice

kill me

REMOVE EDOBEAN

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>>165381534
>tfw i fucked a 1.65m skinny girl with a C cup
>tfw she was 8.5/10 face too

18yo me was the shit man

>>165381638
>not being able to appreciate small shapely breasts

pretty gay desu

ONE HOUR AND FORTY MINUTES
"""SPEED""" RUN

did that guy ever upload his edobean folder last night?

>>165381638
wow
are you actually a faggot?

>speedrun cancer in real life

what the fuck did he mean by this

>>165381887
it's not even a speedrun, it's just fucking coop of two people trying to play it somewhat fast

what the fuck is this event anymore? more than half the ""SPEEDRUNS"" are just lets plays but faster and shit events

>>165381985
>pettan pedo
Go fuck a tranny with a feminine dick

>>165382023
>implying (((docotors))) dont speed up cancer

LOVE EDOBEAN

why the fuck won't she stop

>>165382061
ass>tits

it's a simple law of nature you would've learned if you weren't such a virgin i guess

>>165381638
I very much agree with you, unless fat is too fat and you can't tell folds from tits

>POYO
I'm cringing

>*hack* *wheeze*
>Oh wow they want me to do this thing
>~PO-*crack*YO
>Oh look another donation asking for that how random
>~POYO *clear's throat*
>sorry guys

>POYO
I'm cumming

gas the weebs

>>165382328
It's so disgusting

>>165381112
That is an old pic from an unflattering angle.

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>>165381452

>>165382238
>doesn't like fat asses
It's okay to admit you have a low T level

>>165382456
they're all unflattering

>>165381638
Now all you need to say is that you prefer anal over vagina. Then you would go "what a gay guy would say if he wanted to be straight".

>>165382456
that's from last SGDQ, it's far more recent than all the pics you've been posting

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>>165382401

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>>165382401
They shouldn't be the problem since they shouldn't be interested in 3dpd

fucking pretenders

>>165382475
i like thick asses you dumb fuck, i don't like obese asses and unlike you i have some standards :)

>>165382549
But she was in bulking season then.

>>165382618
>lol teehee I sure am not an attention whore XD

>>165382618
>but I won't stop doing it

>>165382501
nigga you straight up gay

>>165382574
I thought that was a pic of a disabled girl with a wrench replacing one of her arms, cheering

>>165382574
Forgive my lack of Twitch knowledge but why does that get posted all the time for that?

>>165382607
>implying
I bet you a $1000 donation to GDQ saying whatver you want that you're not even hot enough to be considered up to Edobean's standards

>>165382618
I wonder if she masturbates when she is alone thinking of all the attention she gets at these event.

>>165382618
>donation reading and interruptions aren't enough
>also has to whore out on twitter while doing it

This game looks way better than Kirby Super Star. wtf.

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>"boo cancer"
>"cancer sucks"
>"cancer's lame"

Why does her voice sound so nasal and crappy now. It wasn't nearly this crappy last year, even if it was also crap. Is she making her voice nasal in an attempt to be cute or something.

>>165382749
>few people that think this emote looks like current reader spam it
>some other retards notice them spamming it, they spam it too
>now everyone spams it

I WANT TO PLAY DR. ROBOTNIK'S MEAN EDOBEAN MACHINE

>>165382749
there is a very disgusting group of self-identifying weebs that want everyone to know they watch anime because it's a meme online (see also: cirno and trihex subs)

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>>165382730

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>super comfy kirby on and people argue about feedobean

>>165381852
and now look what you've become

I don't care if she's choosing them or if it's a fucking member of GDQ staff trying to get in her pants, but it's time to stop

I really can't take much more of this

>>165382972
>comfy
>kirby
>one hour, forty minutes, zero seconds

>>165383059
feelsgoodman

>>165383057
have you considered turning the stream off?

>>165383057
>member of GDQ staff trying to get in her pants
Is there any room in them?

If her bras are anything to go by another ounce of matter in them and they'll tear the fabric of space-time

>>165383057
More like trying to get between her breasts

>>165382574
This emote killed twitch

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>>165382972
>kirby
I ain't here for kirby, faggot

>>165382574
This emote changed twitch forever

>oh wow haha look another poyo~ donation
>so random

>>165382762
good thing you bet literally nothing then, do you try often to make people insicure over the internet because you have to compensate for something or is just your thing? as if i was autistic enough to be emotionally scarred over the internet to begin with, even if i was 30 year old virgin ugly i wouldn't give a shit about another uber virgin giving me shit over the internet
>>165382972
i haven't changed much desu, i just can't cope with 90% of the girls around 20s being braindead, besides i've been in a relationship for the past 2 years so it's not like i need my game anymore

>>165383308
For the worse, those cancerous fucking weebs.

>>165383401
Great blog post.

>>165383193
For her size she has seriously huge breasts.

Any idea what her actual height is?

>>165381482
no they don't

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>got home right in the middle of kirby

>edobean spammer is a fat ass girl trying to get people to like edobean so she feels better herself
can you stop?

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Why is this allowed

>>165383683
welcome to blogposting and edobean discussion general haha

>>165383401
>smugly hitting enter he wiped the sweat from his brow, wheezing from the exertion he just went through. "Now they're sure to think I'm attractive and successful" he thought to himself.
>A wet fart breaks the silence.
>He sighs and peels off his soiled clothes "Oh I guess it's that time off the week again" he muttered and slinked off to the shower. "At least those guys on 4chan know how great I am. That's all that matters"

>>165383732
pretty sure erping isn't allowed on twitch

>>165383732
you guys hyped out edobean so much and then I hear her voice

I dont know what you idiots see in her

>>165383732
It is not that thing is banned from the event along with that tranny in training Cyberdemon.

>>165383732
This isn't an Edobean post
Please post Edobean in an Edobean thread

>>165383814
>I dont know what you idiots see in her
She's a short girl with fat tits, how hard is that to understand?

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>>165381134

>>165383732

Why is he still not banned after showing his asshole toy collection on twitch?

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>>165383814
/vg/ is the loneliest bunch of virgins on the internet, if there's something not morbidly obese with an actual vagina they will throw everything under the bus to stick it on a pedestal.

>>165383814
>short girl
>big tits
>weird cute voice
If you have been here any length of time you understand why some of us like that.

>>165383957
he doesn't stream on twitch any more

Would you sniff edobean's on camera?

>>165383884
well I mean she isn't even that great looking without several layers of make up so I assumed there was something else besides her looks that was what you guys rave about

turns out I was wrong there too

>wanted to donate to the host with the cute voice and amazing kirby impression

So she's gotta be seriously selecting these herself, no way would even GDQ staff be desperate enough to try this hard

>>165384034
No one cares about her looks. Her face is below average

they literally only care about her massive melons

>>165383732

did u just steal my post from /v/ douchebag?

>>165383973
That's the vocal minority.

>>165384117
Keep telling yourself that.

>>165384034
The fact she isn't that good looking is a plus to.

Wouldn't be as interesting if she was just another tall hot girl with big tits.

>>165384163
Why would I? I'm not defending them; I'm just pointing out the people that don't care don't bother to post. You should know that.

Man this run is trash

>>165383927
cute

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>>165383732

>it's an edobean reads ANOTHER donation about herself episode

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Hey guys what do you think about playing videogames fast?

>>165384230
Yeah, I know. I'm just being intentionally confrontational because we're on 4chan.

>>165384341
I only watch mystery speedruns of games people have never played before.

>>165384370
fuck off

>>165384341
Autistic meme hobby

Anyone that does it seriously is an idiot and is wasting their time. I honestly can't think of a worse way to spend free time

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>>165384370
Ah. Good lad.

>>165384341
I think Goose was right

still can be fun to watch though

>>165384340
They sure love showing reruns of that episode

>>165384458
What about posting on 4chan?

>>165384458
What about playing videogames slow?

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>>165384341

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>newbois surprised serg isn't discussing speedrunning
lamo

>>165384512
Was Edobean the one that accidentally read out the Tower 7 donation then apologised later?

>>165384341
speedrunning died when sig lost 120 star wr

>>165383732
>nobody could figure out what cosmo meant by getting sexually harassed at agdq
>he did this and then regretted it

oh jeez

Imagine traveling to AGDQ all the way from glorious 日本, do you think he is disappointed by this event

>700k dollarydoos to make pamphlets about shit everyone knows already

Should have chosen a charity that will actually make a difference.

>>165384602
The Tower 7 donation? What was so controversial about that that she'd need to apologize for it?

>>165384341
>spend 60 hours practicing an incredibly difficult maneuver in "my" game
>some rando joins the "community"
>discovers a trick that skips the section I poured days of my life into
>beats my world record
>have a mental breakdown
>why did I spend all that time doing something that ultimately didnt matter?
>question everything about my life
>maybe I'm transgendered?

only 1 hour more to go boys!

>>165384703
Yeah but with PCF they get that big fat paycheck they all love.

>>165384703
But an actual, honest charity would never let Mike Uyama get a nice piece of the money

Also actual, honest charities are far too rare and hard to find

>>165384674
probably disappointed since his co-runner keeps fucking up

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>>165384556
noone's surprised. there's a comfy game on, most id imagine are actually watching that
>good sounds/soundtrack
>runners that don't talk to much but just calmly explain the tech without being awkward
>occasional edobean to laugh about
>actual speedrun

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Remember AGDQ is corporate bullshit

>>165384861
you know that's not real right

>>165384861
Reminder that this is falsified bullshit and you ate it right up.

My mind wanders...

haHAA

Which of them is controlling what
I don't know how this game works

>>165384748
dont forget
>gets absolutely destroyed by john fucking numbers

>>165384703
this is why SGDQ is marginally better

EDOBEAN
IS
FUCKING
FAT

>>165384818
Remember for several years they kept saying '100% of the donations go to the charity' knowing fine well they were all really getting paid from it.

I wonder if PCF finally told them to stop saying that.

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>>165384838
sure but edofat and her """""""""""""""""""""'cute"""""""""""""""""""""" voice is on so we have to discuss that at length

>>165384978
Marginally.

I want this stupid fucking wetback cunt to shut up

>>165384703

But what other charity would pay them 80%~ of all their donated money back as salary????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

3d women are fucking gross

>>165384967
left is kirby right is gooey
do you know how kirby games work

>>165384970
It's more than just Cosmo

go back to AGDQ 2013, at least a quarter of the well known runners have come out as trans

My mind wandas...

>>165384931
Did she style her hair after an anime? No wonder you weebs are all over her.

>>165384931
Where is Skankhunt to shop a donger in her mouth when we need him.

I literally find Edobean to be very attractive. I would literally fuck the Pyoh! out of her!

>>165385098
I only played Nightmare in Dreamland, but I enjoyed it a lot

>>165384534
Autistic casual hobby

Anyone who does it seriously is an idiot and is wasting their time. I honestly can't think of a worse way to spend free time

Haha guys shes fat and said that one thing

please give us more money

>>165385173
acquire standards

>>165385193
shes hitting the wall like a freight train

Are the donators all thirsty faggots or is it the person selecting the donations or is she just a massive narcissist?

How is this a co op game.

They're literally glued together the bird and kirby

>>165385193
wouldn't even sniff if im being honest

>>165385023
I love how happy these guys are. It's a feelgood run

>>165385183
my nigga

>>165385314
yes

>>165385314
d) All of the above.

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>>165380730
>ROFL you have to be full beta autist to be attracted to a dumpy gamer slut just for some fat titties.

incorrect, but unfortunately Edo's aren't Elwood tier cow udders so she doesn't quite do it for me

>Having a body > fat tits any day of the week

the appeal of a nice body in general is visual stimulation. the appeal of big tits is visual stimulation + you can fuck them when you're in the mood for some low stimulation pounding. they're a blast.

>>165385314
first one

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>>165385314
yes

>>165385193
She looks alright but I'm not sure.

Has she been gender tested yet?

Would you sniff Narcissa's chair, /srg/?

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>>165382730

>>165385183
I mean basically you just go through the levels and you can suck people up for powers and use the animal friends.
I think the stars that they're getting every level are what gives them best ending?

Become a donation :3

>>165385193
Is that the girl that got sniffed?

I would fuck her once, severely disappoint her and then never talk to her again.
>>165385023
Chinamen truly are a disgusting bug race

>>165385193
She has no tits

>>165385314
>>165385440
>>165385390
>>165385367
>>165385364
yes

>>165385509
>Is that the girl that got sniffed?
no

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>>165385471
>gender tested

>>165385193
Is that Bill on the right? LMAO!

>>165385389
I hate fat women.

When do those ((((((((((((Anonymous)))))) donations start rollin in

>>165381852

Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This has literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

>>165385389
Nice tits

>>165385389
Delicious

>>165385509
Where do you see a Chinese person in that picture

anyone else only like fatgirls for the spanking potential?

i mean

imagine tying this fat bitch up and just going to town on her fat ass until she's in tears

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>>165385604

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>she's still doing the open mouth shit this year

>>165385484
no because it'd smell like poop

>>165385023
what's with the multiple instagram like filters?

>>165385193
imagine cumming in her throat and triggering her gag reflex

>>165385757
Who is this spunk monk

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>>165385604
>all this incel beta cuck rage
>mfw I've had sex with 10 girls, never wore a condom in my life and ejaculated inside three of them

>>165384734
i'd like to know what this was too

>>165385757
her face is honestly pretty hot if she wouldnt do that fucking mouth thing

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>>165385809
oh i have

>>165385604
>willing
that was never implied

>>165385757
She has a really well-developed palate for an American.
>>165385687
All gooks are the same to me

>>165385757
I have no problem with this

What is blue guy even doing in this run? Why is he even there?

>>165383732
cosmo has done a lot of shit but this cant be real