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AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for the Mike Uyama MoneyLaundering LLC

Current game is Left 4 Dead 1 co-op
Next game is 007: Nightfire

Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick

Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.

http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.

Previous Thread
>>165323887
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1st for lizards
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>>165340825
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/hot-temperatures-are-changing-the-gender-of-lizards-study-finds-10359893.html
hmmm
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4th for edobae
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What does the donation reading woman look like?
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>>165340825
COSMO ES UN REPTIL
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*whispers* CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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>>165340584
>>165340832
Lets all laugh at the idiots who fell for it.
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>>165340893
gets the brainfluids bubbling
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>a magazine each
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>>165340936
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>>165341053

shotgun clip then
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>>165340992
delete this
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Boypussy > girlpussy
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>>165341086
>collect her card

what did they mean by this?
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>>165341086
explain this card nonsense pls
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>>165340959
I miss the reptilian cosmo.
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>>165340936
>>165341086
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>>165340732
Unless you're behind a VPN and use client side encryption constantly they already know everything about your miserable life.
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>>165341169
her v-card
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>>165341086
How much do you have to pay to be a volunteer?
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>>165341279
OH MY!
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Playing left 4 dead with 3 bros at a lan was top tier fun back in the day
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>>165341607
>3
how's it feel not to have any friends
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>>165341515
if you don't leave gdq with at least 1 wr and 3 virginities you are a beta
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>>165341672
>4player game

uhh
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Just woke up, brief me with the breaking updates on who has fucked who at the event
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>>165341732
Shit, somehow I read it as there were 3 of you, 2 friends and you. My bad.
In my defense English is my third language.
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>>165341607
>L4D
>back in the day
i feel so god damn old right now.
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>>165341792
el reddito!
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>>165341745
Stay in /v/
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>>165341792
>In my defense English is my third language.

How's it feel to be a degenerate
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what are they doing? Is this some sex thing?
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>>165341841
What the heck does reddit have to do with anything here?
>>165341883
bretty bad 2bh
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>>165341821
2008 was 40 years ago
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>What the heck
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>>165341821
I was about to call out underage too, but then it hit me.
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>Bubbles paying retards to astroturf reddit rather than make a donation
im conflicted
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Any Asian girls at AGDQ?
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>>165342071
Vase looked like a third leg xD

But yes, there are asian girls at agdq, but most girls are quite hideous and all the decent / good looking ones are in a relationship most of the time.

Why would you go on a speedrun marathon event to get laid as a chick?
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OKIE DOKIE <3
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>>165342071
I thought she had three knees for a minute there.
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>>165342071
There are a few asian (((girls)))
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>>165341962
>What the heck does reddit have to do with anything here?

This your first day here? This place is obsessed with reddit, maybe because it secretly is in love with it or something.
It's bizarre.
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>>165342071
Sumi "Ban gooks on twitch" chu.
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Who are the guys on the couch
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>>165342205
you mean >girls
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>>165342307
swingyDongle, BrutalTears13, and The_Hotboxxer
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>>165342589
Those names are so retarded I believe it
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>l4d speedrun

lmao
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>>165342881
>dying in a l4d speedrun

This is a new low.
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they fucking died on l4d normal co-op
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F
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>>165343047
niure
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man this fat bitch ruined my whole evening yesterday
Forcing herself this hard and talking over runners and commenting on everything was just too much
she won't be back, right?
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Didn't that crossdresser the thread wanted to fuck do a horrible meme4death run last time?
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>>165343089
too many virgins love her

shes staying for good
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>tfw
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>legit boring run
>chat is quiet
>even /srg/ is quiet
Lets see how empty it'll be once 007 starts
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>sacrificing francis

He's literally the best character
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>>165343089
>getting this triggered
>>165343130
*for food
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>>165343146
I once fucked a girl who had a bf, only sex I ever enjoyed
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cronikeys?
more like
tranny, kys
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>>165343089
Who're you talking about?
Show pics
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>>165343184
not as empty as the pack of condoms I brought to this event will be!
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>this VoHiYo spam
cute
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>>165343236
stiv you need to move on
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that was boring as fuck

edobean when?
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Finally
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<3 VoHiYo ALRIGHTY VoHiYo <3
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>>165343481
edobean HYPE
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this reaction image has never been more relevant than during this entire adgq. 90% are shit
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>>165343554
That's how I felt after high school too. Wew lad.
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>>165343554

>no one hand blast corps with drunk peaches

why bother
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who thought it was a good idea all those years ago to start this shit where they talk about how their grandma died of brain cancer a day ago and they cried all day long completely ruining the mood of the speedrun and making the speedrunners feel guilty over just completely ignoring it as they talk about what i care about listening to?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNVB3hz_GD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOMhKoekQXA

Can someone add to this little collection by providing the link of Stiv being drunk and knocking on cosmos door then getting told off by adrian? The link I had has gone private.
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>>165343554
Feels like it gets more boring every year
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>>165343624
t. mr. deagle
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>>165343554
>>165343778
Stop watching it then, you stupid faggots. Do something you enjoy with your time.
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>>165343624
>'School is the best time of your life'
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>>165343718
this shit should be limited to the breaks in between runs. So I know when to mute the stream
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>save the frames is up by 8k
>12k donation from (((the yetee))) to save the animals
:thinking:

i forgot the exact amounts and it happened on one of the first days, dont even know if it was the yetee desu la
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>>165343794
Wat?
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>>165343814
I still enjoy it m8 but it seems like there are more shit runs each year.

Overall it's still decent though.
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>>165343842
Who gives a shit about this animals joke anymore?

Way to beat the dead horse.
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>>165343956
>Way to beat the dead horse.
Who cares about this horse saying anymore?

Way to kill the mood.


Save the animals.
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>>165343871
Lots of literally whos running literally what, and the literally whos are not very skilled. This new generation of speedrunners is weak.
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>>165343956
plenty of people do and it can be an incentive for people to donate so for the organizers to contribute a bunch it feels dodgy to me

for example the way i wrote it there even though i dont know how it was exactly, that would make it so the more eager to donate group as evident by them being up, would have to stage a comeback instead of chilling cuz they are in the lead by far

and when that need to stage a comeback is set up by the organizers themselves its dodgy
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>didn't know gdq was on
>missed mario and megaman races, the only runs that matter
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>>165343778
I think this year was slightly better than last year, it doesn't hold a candle to 2013 and earlier though.
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>realize i have the stream muted
>unmute
>donations
>realize why i had the stream muted
>mutes
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>>165344041
>new generation of speedrunners is weak
you realize that only like 5% of the speedrunning community gives a fuck about GDQs, right? it's literally an event for irrels and stream monsters.
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>>165344045
What's your point exactly?
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>>165343842
You /pol/tards are so dumb you have nothing but meme in your brain.
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>>165344151
this man has it right
they don't want to be displayed like animals in a zoo while people talk about how much ass cancer they have
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>>165344135
good post
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>black borders
>circle is obvious an oval with this stretching
FUCK WORLD 9 GAMING
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*yawn tbph*
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>there are two sofas

I had no idea
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THIS SOOOOOOO BORING
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WHY IS THE AUDIO SWITCHING BEWTEEN QUIET AS FUCK AND WAY TOO LOUD
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>you kinda have a big dick
>love, your sister

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS???
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>To time this game we cut out all the loading screens in a video editor

Who fucking makes up the rules for timing? Jesus Christ I've never seen one that actually made sense

>JAPANESE TIME ALL THE WAY TO THE END CREDITS SO THATS WHAT WE DO
>JAPANESE TIME FROM CONSOLE ON SO THATS WHAT WE DO
>WE CUT OUT ALL THE LOADING SCREENS
>WE USE IN GAME TIME BUT WE DON'T DO ANY OF THE THINGS THAT MAKE IGT FASTER SINCE IT SUCKS FOR RTA

Speedrunning... not even once.
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>>165344432
hiring proper audio crew takes money away from mike
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>Witwix will never stream Boshy runs again
>Santzo will quit DS games soon
>Diapermic will never run 64 again
>Cosmo will never play Zelda again
>AdamAK will never run GTA again
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>>165344485
>Who fucking makes up the rules for timing?
communities do on an individual basis. it doesn't really matter how it's done, as long as it's the same for each runner.
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>>165344586
Imagine being such a retarded millenial kid that THIS is your childhood.
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>>165344485
>Jesus Christ I've never seen one that actually made sense
how does it not make sense to remove loading times in a game that has inconsistent loading times?
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>>165344485
It makes complete sense to remove inconsistent loading times you moron.
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>>165344586
Why does anyone give a fuck about Witwix? It's not like Boshy is an even remotely impressive speedgame.
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>>165344661
It isn't my childhood, but I have fond memories of playing multiplayer of this game with my little brother.
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>>165344663
>>165344712
Because using manual tools to manually edit video files is not only time consuming, it's inaccurate.
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>>165344823
How is it inaccurate? You remove all the frames that don't have the HUD
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>>165344485
If you can't handle the autism, you're looking at the wrong hobby, buddy.
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>>165344823
no, retiming methods are extremely accurate actually, almost always within 1 frame of real time, which is fine for a 50 minute game.
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>swag

Enough
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>>165344586
As if Santzo would ever quit DS/FROM Games, he tried and failed miserably.
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>>165344823
>frame by frame is innacurate
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>>165344938
he literally announced it on stream that he will quit FROM games soon
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>>165344879
>>165344915
Almost all of the instances of where you would cut the video are during a fadeout, so where a runner decides to cut the video is dependent on whether or not he can personally see the HUD still. The point isn't whether or not it's "fine", the point was that it's inaccurate. More accurate than leaving the load times in of course, but still less accurate than having a community accepted tool that everyone uses to cut their runs the exact same way each time. Without everyone using the same tool, comparisons can't truly be made between each video. I'm just pointing out how their system isn't perfect. You can argue that it's good enough, but that has nothing to do with my point.
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>>165344985
What? When was that?
He's the only streamer I found worthwhile subscribing to..
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>>165344586
Was Cosmo good at Zelda?
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>>165344985
>quit FROM games
Why the specification, all he runs is Souls games and Bloodborne. Right? Why shut out Armored Core & Kings Field?
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>tied to fps
Every gamecube game that wasn't by a shit 3rd party publisher had a 60Hz option though.
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>no WoW any%/100% run
Why even live
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>>165345135
Regardless of how much of a bitch Cosmo has become, he was REALLY good at Zelda.
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>>165345070
>where a runner decides to cut the video is dependent on whether or not he can personally see the HUD still
Which is the same frame every time.
>less accurate than having a community accepted tool that everyone uses to cut their runs the exact same way each time.
But that's literally what they do.
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>>165345250
>speedruning with your wallet
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>>165345075
hes speaking about it on every stream in the last 2 weeks
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>>165345135
He killed any%
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>>165345293
>Which is the same frame every time.
No it's not. Not everyone uses the same brightness settings, the same monitors, or the same eyeballs.

>But that's literally what they do
They manually do it. Manually. Do you understand that word? They MANUALLY cut their own videos. It's not a community accepted tool; it's a community accepted guideline. A tool does it all the exact same way each time. They don't have one that does that automatically. If they did THEN the videos would be comparable. I don't know why the fuck you're arguing facts.
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>>165345070
If frame by frame is "inaccurate", then any timing method is inaccurate due to inherent margin error.
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>>165345271
He was mediocre at it and only remained relevant for some time by shady tricks like that chinese console.
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>>165345250
It should be vanilla WoW, solo, as a Warrior. For maximum frustration.
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>>165345447
see
>>165345445
Where a runner decides the HUD is no longer there is dependent on a lot of factors.
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>>165345271
And even before Zelda:
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
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>>165345445
>>165345523
>Where a runner decides the HUD is no longer there is dependent on a lot of factors.
The frame the HUD disappears following the start of a fadeout is the same amount of frames every time. Runners already know the frame on which the load begins.
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I haven't been watching this shitshow at all. Fill me in with the best bits please
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>>165345525
I remember seeing this live.

What a faggot. Only women want to automate the world. Men with drive and proper test levels need a purpose in life.
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>>165345654
>following the start of a fadeout
Which is just as difficult to accurately distinguish as the end of a fadeout. I don't understand what you're trying to argue here. I don't see the point you're trying to make. That runners manually editing their own VODs to submit their times is the best way to go about things?
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>>165345760
>tfw my purpose is to automate the world
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s t a y
x r
x u
x e
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007: Nightmare
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>>165345670
Claris Robyn announced >her transition after the run.
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>>165345823
The two ideas arent mutally exclusive. You cant automate art, and no one over 80IQ gets fulfillment washng dishes
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>>165345525
>starts randoming dancing for 2 minutes
is cosmo the epitome of JUST?
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>>165345760
>this autistic /pol/sperg just keeps watching shit he hates
makes you think
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>>165345445
90% of the time when the HUD goes away it doesn't fade out it just immediately goes away. The only time it fades out is on certain "Mission Complete" screens where the entire screen fades to complete black, which is easy to see. Also, because the runner said they cut the video down to when the player has control it's possible they don't count the time where the mission complete screen is up, and that screen appears in a single frame so it'd be easy to cut there.

Furthermore, like any non-retarded group of speedrunners they probably verify runs, so if someone happened to split a few frames early they could figure that out.

in short: kys
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>>165345938
muh pol
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what happened to him


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
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>>165345760
yeah, but nobody cares what you want
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>>165345883
miles said he was a tranny back in november or some shit
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WE MADE IT O SIXHUNDREDTHOUSAND HOIPPP
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>>165345983
Goose was streaming GE earlier today.
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What is a "stream monster"?
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Game wouldn't too bad if the running was more interesting
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>>165346050
Its not me, dumbass, its an entire gender.
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>>165345525
[degeneracy intensifies]
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>>165346101
nobody cares about your need for manliness or need for a purpose
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>>165345983
He became xe.
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>>165345951
Should everyone have to go through that much trouble to manually edit a 50 minute video, and then look at other runner videos with a frame by frame microscope to verify them?

Why are you defending this? Why not just create a tool that edits the videos automatically and then distribute that tool to all of the runners? Not only would it make all of the cuts uniform, but it would free up a lot of fucking time for all of the runners. Everybody wins, and the times are all homogeneous.

You're still arguing that it's good enough. I'm saying it's not perfect even though it can be perfect. That's not good enough in my eyes.
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>>165346149
Again its not me its an entire gender, xir. If you dont understand its because you land on the female solipsistic side of things.
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>>165345983
>40 hours straight

Fucking hell
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"Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has come up with"
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>>165346186
>That's not good enough in my eyes.
that's because you're more autistic than they are.
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>>165346094
/v/
You
People (most likely kids) who feel the ned to behave their worst at all times.
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>>165346231
you clearly have a problem with automation. it's where things are going. if you don't like it, simply kill yourself.
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>>165346236
hehe, there you go, have a you
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>>165346186
Ok why don't you write that tool
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>>165346308
This is speedrunning. Everyone should be at least as autistic as I am. The fact that the Nighteye runners are not just means that category is weak and can be usurped by a proper autist.
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>>165346328
Thanks mate (You) too
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>>165346186
>Should everyone have to go through that much trouble to manually edit a 50 minute video
Not much trouble than grinding one game forever and ever to improve by seconds.
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>>165346395
I only run games I can stomach to play more than once.
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>>165346317
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>>165346319
As I said before I have no problem with automation in theory. Im saying by human nature it wont happen 100% across the board because half the population needs a purpose in life. Human nature simply will not allow it by this flaw.
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There's about a dozen people in the audience now!
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>>165346453
Nobody suggested that you run the game. Learn to read, faggot.
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Really enjoyed second opinion run last year.
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>>165346460
No one cares rektard. Either talk videogames or go back from where you came.
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what is the worst gdq speedrun you've been witness to? i can recall some woman doing a """speedrun""" of mario kart wii u or whatever it was
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>>165346591
>videogames

>>/v/
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>>165346460
>half the population needs a purpose in life.
What does that have to do with anything? You can have a purpose in life without worrying about the means of production.
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>>165346548
If I don't run the game then obviously I have no vested interest in making sure the submitted times are comparable. Are you retarded? I don't put effort into doing shit that won't impact me; I don't have that much free time. Do you know how much japanese erotic audio I need to listen to? Give me a break.
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was that a motherfucking jojos reference???????
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>>165346664
>audio
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>>165346649
That line of thinking doesnt work with the true nature of IQ and bell curves. Not everyone can think above the level of basic production. This is why when you give tons of blacks in the US free welfare and income they turn to crime
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BroBuzz
Snowfats
IonG
Plum
TonyOgbot
Pvtcb
Cyberdemon

One of these fags is the obsessed Squid poster as it has completely stopped during AGDQ and it was every day without fail before.
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>>165346758
>This is why when you give tons of blacks in the US free welfare and income they turn to crime
No, crime is what happens when there's not enough welfare.
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is the trauma center run going to be any good?
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they should spread some of the non-awful speedruns across the days instead of having a day like this without a single good speedrun
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>>165346770
*banshee screeches*
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>>165346598
SC2 """run""" at agdq 2013
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>>165346808


No man, I am sorry bu it happens when you take busy work away from people with too low IQ and agency to be positive in a productive way. Most of these people are on welfare. Youre telling me in Obama Ameica a black person cant get welfare? You have to be kidding.

I am sorry but that is the compelte opposite of the truth.
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>>165345525
it's sad to see the dramatic effect methamphetamine has had on her
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>>165346849
No, trauma center is fucking boring
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How the fuck do they not censor that Pablo Escobar donation

I am going to make a donation as Bin Laden and see if they like it
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>>165346770
EEK OOK EEK OOK
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>>165346979
Make sure you spell it as "Ben Lahden"
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>>165346598
uhh that mario kart wii uhh ruhhn was uhh one of the best uhh runs ever
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[loud bird screeches in the distance]
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>>165346770
That is a TIGHT little list..
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Censor THIS!
*unzips dick*
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>>165346943
>Youre telling me in Obama Ameica a black person cant get welfare?
No, I'm telling you that welfare in the USA is garbage and not enough to survive on let alone entertain yourself.

Look at crime rates of welfare recipients in any European country with generous NEET bux and compare it to crime rates of welfare recipients in the USA.
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>>165347070
>*unzips dick*
wat

don't you mean "unzips pants"?
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When is Cosmo doing Blacked
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>>165347070
*covers it up with his mouth*
get rekt! ; )
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>>165347070
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>>165347110
It's also a matter of infrastructure and landmass. It's easier to live in very little money in a country where everything's very easy to get to by walking or by bike or something.

In the U.S. unless you live in the middle of a city you NEED a car, which means car payments, maintenance, gas, insurance, etc. That eats up all of your welfare right fucking there and you still need to be able to eat something and sleep somewhere.
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*bonobo howls*
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>>165345525
Man, I used to watch Cosmo's stream every day. Even aside from the trans stuff, this doesn't seem like him at all. I seriously wonder if he suffered some kind of mental break, it's like he's lost his damn mind.
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>>165347110
First off your average welfare recipient gets more than minimum wage. By a wide margin. It is no probem for these people to get on several programs and make 40k a year.....

Second European is implying, at least up until the past few years, more of a white population in welfare. Whites have high enough agency to become neets. No such thing as hordes of black neets, they join gangs. Its like taking the parents away from a child. Detroit is literally Lord of the Flies in an IQ sense.
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>>165346849
Fuck off we /pol/ now.
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NIGGER SENPAI
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who is Dry Sang?
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>>165347252
>i seriously wonder if he suffered some kind of mental break
>he
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>>165347252
He was always fucked up in the head. It was his vocal minority hugbox that encouraged him to indulge in his pathetic fantasies that led to him dropping off the edge. Then it just snowballed out of control because he believed everyone would support him right up until everyone started bailing on his wretched ass because of his degenerate bullshit. So now he's outed as a disgusting loser and can't go back.
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Is it just me or is the sound way out of sync with the webcam?
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>>165347252
You sound like a non-soylent consumer. You should drink more soylent.
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why can't we go through one thread without it turning into political shit

it's literally never like this when AGDQ isn't alive
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>>165347252
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/577234376058077184
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>>165347397
>giving in to a person with a mental disorder's whims
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>>165347252
that'd be the soylent
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they're pretty fast
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>srg is still autistically jealous of squid a year later
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>>165347473
because pol funposters are the majority, and they spread their tendrils all over something during a time like this
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>>165347506
baited for this EXACT response
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>>165347554
[distant bird laughs heard high above it all]
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>>165347508
I can't help but think of pic related when I see the guy on the left.
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[SQUAAAAWK]
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>>165347574
Bait THIS
*unzips dick*
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>>165347561
>muh pol
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>>165347561
what if..........
squid is from /pol/............
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>>165347624
the guy on the left reminds me of a pepe
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>>165347658
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>>165347439
Again, I'm talking about apart from the trans stuff. He just doesn't talk like the same person. It's like when someone has a stroke and still has all their memories, but just acts completely differently.
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>>165347765
I wouldn't know. That reptile always seemed bonkers to me.
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>>165347473
When GDQ is not on then this thread is sadly 90% /pol/shit and has been for a year or longer.
Of course mods don't care to just remove this tumor already.
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This is the only run I actually went out of my way to watch this year.
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How isn't this a let's play done fast? I don't see much potential in this game for sequence breaking or tricks of any kind. Why is this allowed? They've just memorized fastest way of clearing each level.
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so will the awful block be banned from all further gdqs for causing too much noise and 'disturbance' from the audience?
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>>165347765
No, he's always been like this. He just hid it before.

Now he's coming out as his "true self", which to him means to lose all sense of basic decency and tact.
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>>165347921
>They've just memorized fastest way of clearing each level.
how do you think speedruns work
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>>165347828
>muh pol
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>>165347921
>wanting to see runs that rely on bug abuse
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Kind of risky putting the cut off at 1:50 when their WR is 1:46.

I hope they can pull it off.
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>>165347921
>They've just memorized fastest way of clearing each level.
that's speedrunning for you
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>>165347921
speedrunning = completing the game as quickly as possible

that arkham knight play through last night was more of a let's play than this
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>>165348036
The game doesn't rely on any skips. Run times are probably very consistently within a few minutes of each other.
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>>165348084
don't shit on bubbles, he's fr*ggin' hilarious.

i can't wait for his dark souls run t b h
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>>165345883
No he fucking didnt, unfortunately
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>>165347986
Posting /pol/shit dos not help your case.
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>1:50 of this shit
ahahahaha i'm so fucking outta here, see you on the next game
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>>165348186
You dont understand.

And that was my point.
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>>165348036
>>165348124
https://twitter.com/IrisJoker/status/818988108922454017

Looks like they just haven't been uploading their runs.
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>>165348226
ok bye
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>an entire day
>with only trash """speedruns"""
for what reason?
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>>165348241
You don't understand. You roll in the mud so hard it became your skin.
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>>165347587
>>165347627
>this guy is still posting this autistic lel random obsessed shit an entire year later to an empty chamber of stream monsters

What the fuck?
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>A Link to the Past NMG
>Andy, BluntBunny, JoeDamillio, Xelna

nice. Is your money on the old boy or the new skill? I don't see Xelna losing.
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>>165348413
Same. You are on 4chan so much you see half of the political sphere as a board on a weeb site.
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>>165348401
they're getting the garbage out of the way while i'm at work so i can come back to comfy runs

thanks mike :)
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>>165348186
>Jewyama
>/pol/shit
I want /v/edditors to leave.
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>>165348520
Of course no one stands a chance against Xelna
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>>165348309
When it takes a long as it does to get updated then yeah, of course.

Why each subset of the community relies on SDA to police them is beyond me. The scene is too large for SDA to handle. The backlog is enormous. They need to split it up by game or at least genre to facilitate accurate times on the leaderboards.
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this run is pretty cool
would be better if there was a mode that cut out dialogue
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my mind wanders...
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>>165348641
>SDA
ayyyyy
>>
>event ends with tumblrtale
could they have at least tried to put something decent at the end to go out with a bang?
>>
>"prevent" cancer
>implying you can prevent 1 of the 724 trillion cells, which will undergo mitosis 1 million times from mutating
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>>165348641
I just noticed that that Megaman leaderboards were moved to megamanleaderboards.net so maybe that'll happen soon for other big games.
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I always thought these games were fucking creepy.
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>>165348807
oh it'll go out with a "bang" alright.....
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>>165348871
yashi
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I think you really have to play a trauma center game to understand why this is pretty impressive
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>>165348818
Jokah has always handled the Mega Man leaderboards. Since long before SR.com existed.
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>>165348871
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>>165348641
>two thousand and fucking current year
>SDA
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>>165348939
they used to be hosted though, weren't they? I only noticed because every megaman game was scrubbed from sr.com
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>>165348925
i mean it is basically like house of the dead. they have to aim and shit. its not unlike an arcade style rail shooter in that fashion.
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>>165349031
Not that I know of. Maybe for certain games.
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>>165348871
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>>165348925
i think it's impressive despite not playing it
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>>165348871
>some of you guys are alright
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>>165348925
well im sure using the controls alone that fast is crazy.
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>>165348925
I've only used a Wii controller once and I can tell it's pretty impressive. It's hard as fuck to keep steady hands.
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>>165348871
YAMETE
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>>165348871
ehhhhhh Nani?
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>>165348871
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>>165349259
It's actually not that hard if you get into a position to rest your wrist on your lab.
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which dot is the gay sandnigger?
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>>165348168
>fr*ggn'

You watch your mouth young man
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>>165349493
>TIX3
What does that even mean?
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>>165349493
>women
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>>165349493
why is every carpet in the venue the worst carpet

like i thought the stream was fucking up earlier but nope the carpet just has a bunch of red shit on it
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>>165349549
>11037
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>>165348871
Someone call Klaige the safety coordinator
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>>165348871
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>>165349493
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>>165348641
>SDA
you're retarded, aren't you?
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>>165349493
>tfw no gamer gurl qt gf
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>>165349493
Imagine the stench.
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>large aneurysm
Somewhere there's a good anti-GDQ/Uyama joke involving this, but I can't figure it out.
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>>165349493
>>
So I heard narcissa streamed himself sleeping?
How many times did he fart during that?
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Why are games like this allowed but not Dota 2 road to 9k?
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>>165350248
>Runner: Arteezy
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This boring run is not even good as background noise.
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>>165350248
>Dota 2
>speed running mobas
no
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Why are games like this allowed but not Month of Mario Road to 250 Subs?
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>>165349493
At event here
I think I can physically see this girl
What can I say to make her my gf, not good with girl
Thanks
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>>165350435
Yes, that was the joke, you autistic tardburglar
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>>165350631
not funny
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>>165350519
just b urself
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>>165350519
Just say the same stuff you post on twitter and 4chan.
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if you're at the venue, see if you can spot this cutie wandering around.

https://twitter.com/TwiggyVi

she's single btw, and also a giant slut.
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>>165350903
I have never in my life be attracted to a belly, but damn that's one cute ass belly she's got.
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What do they mean by this
>>
Why is this general so shit?
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>>165351292
they're all asians and have colds
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>>165351292
It's a shout-out to our Japanese brethren
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>>165351292
cancer run
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>>165351292
The smell of halitosis and unwashed ass has completely overtaken the building.
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>>165351292
Don't want to catch the tranny virus.
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>>165351292
bane?
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>>165350903
you snooze you lose
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>>165351073
>>165350903
word
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The Stigma
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>>165351292
they're protesting the cosplay ban
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>>165351458
BOUNCED
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>>165351458
>le myspaec angles trying to hide le big forehead that's even visible with a combover

She must be one of the hottest girls at this event. 10/10
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>>165350903
Pretty passable transition, by gdq standards
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>>165351541
I don't even mind big foreheads on chicks.
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What did coolkid mean by this?
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>>165351541
Calm down /r9k/ reject lmao
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>>165351458
is that arumba?
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>>165351292
Girl on the couch is very cute.
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>>165351621
Good, because she looks like a 14 year old russian boy
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>>165351652
nice yogurt fag
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>>165351292
nobody cared who they were before they put on the masks
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>>165351494
>>165351458
Another latin girl trying to look Asian with her makeup and being a turbo-weeb on the internet?
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>>165351541
she's self-conscious, which means she has low standards. imagine how easy it would be.
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>>165351731
Even better
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>>165351652
man he really got fat
you can see his shaping into a baloon already
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>>165351731
You must be looking at someone different than I am.
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>>165352000
epic Xdd
you should made one with tiny build sponsor as well!!! nobody did it before!!!!
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>>165351731
She's alright but she ain't no edobae!
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>>165351494
NO matter the face, that's a cute little ass to pound.
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>>165352195
wat

she LITERALLY has no ass
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>>165351731
lmao that potato slav nose, looks like mine except hers isn't scarred
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wow, runners who actually know how to handle their wrist pain
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>>165352326
What a bizarre thing to say.
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>>165352348
>But if I dont speedrun Zelda constantly no one will pay attention to me
>Man my wrists hurt a lot, how else can i get people to pay attention?
>cuts off dick
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>>165352357
Is this a jojo reference?
>>
Does anyone know where I can find "that" nude image of Cosmo?
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>>165352616
Never watched that and don't care about your generic memes.
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>>165352326
There's people who like girls with a small build.
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>>165352714
Yeah, it's "there"
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>>165352749
pedos leave
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MAKE THESE FUCKING BING BING GBIJNNGINGIMF GVOLF SOUNDS STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>>165352749
low test cuck etc
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>>165352868
jesus just mute the stream or stop watching you cuck. god damn.
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>>165352782
Probably those too, yes.

>>165352872
Why would a cuck want a small fragile women?
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>this shit game is still going
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
THEY ARE

LITERALLY

SPEEDMEMING A SURGEON GAME ON THE WII

THAT GOES BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP CONSTANTLY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>165352865
>first time 'caller'
/v/ you suck
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>>165352749
She's petite, but I think her ass is quite nice for her size.
I think it's bizarre that the other guy said she has no ass at all.

But then again, memespouting shitters can never be trusted.
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>>165353025
don't worry our guy bubbledelfuego will be back before we know it
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>>165352750
No, seriously, I'm curious
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>>165353093
I'm not normally attracted to smaller girls, but you're right.
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>>165353069
press mute you faggot
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piwaa piwaaa piwaaaa piwaa piwaaa piwaaaa
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Fucking trash nearly 2 hour long let's plays being passed off as speedruns fuck this shit event jesus christ
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>>165352969
he wouldn't, just a meme, don't worry about it
liking women who are built like children is pretty worrying though to be frank friend
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>>165353093
Ass is completely fine for that size.
If you don't have an oversized latina ass nowadays it's not "good enough"

I like my women petite and small, they look even more cute that way.
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>>165353248
go watch the batman arkham city run if you want a fun let's play
>>
They're actually co-op speedrunning a weeaboo surgeon simulator right now?

What the fuck?
>>
Trauma Center is a goat speedgame. I wan't /v/ to leave
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>>165353364
>go watch some man sitting in a silent void where even the memories of laughter and joy have passed on

based bubbles
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"awesome" games done "quick"
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>>165353420
It's not a speedrun if they're not breaking one of my favorite games from my childhood, happy to donate for a good cause. Kill cancer, kill the animals!
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>>165352782
I'm not a pedo for being attracted to an adult woman.

You're a faggot.
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>>165353260
>liking women who are built like children
She's small, maybe 1m60 or something. Are you saying adults that size aren't allowed to be loved or fucked? Because that's what you're kinda implying, my friend.

I'm 191cm, most girls are small for me. And the girls above 185cm usually are kinda weird looking, lanky. Anything between 160cm and 180cm is more or less the same to me. I don't have a preference in size.

If you're an Amerifat; Use google to translate it to your system.
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>sonic block while gf is at work
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>>165353554
save the animals would have fit better desu
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>>165353634
inb4
>pissed midget girl
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>>165353601
Real men like REAL women. Pic related.
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>>165353260
Na dude, I just like petite women.
They're small, they're cute as a button and I like fucking them.
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>>165353420
>wan't
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>>165353763
Real men like REAL women.
Pic related.
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>>165353634
>>165353842
I'm attracted to small girls because I'm literally a manlet and small girls are the only girls who I can dominate in bed.
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this is almost a two man mmo raid. damn.

they were nsyc
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>>165353943
Ok?

She seems to have some daddy issues anyway.
>>
WERL REKKER
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and ti--
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>>165353842
They really need to improve English education in your country

The proper way is
"I would like to fuck them, if I wasn't a virgin weeaboo"
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>>165353867
baited for this exact response
>>
based satan
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>>165353992
That's her? Link the tweet if so.

Daddy issues are only a good thing, my man. Unless you want to be in a relationship with her based on anything other than sex.
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Why didn't you save her?
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>>165354123
based
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>this is like what our 4th run together?
>yeah weve only done 3 runs so far
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>>165353992
I'm more willing to forgive her flaws while looking at this picture.
>>
>>165353420
>/v/eddit trying to false flag for their shitty weeb game that is half visual novel

Kill yourself my man.
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>>165354092
I just closed to the tab, but it was sometime in early 2015 would be my guess, just go through the media tab on her twitter.

No really good fotos though because of the utterly retarded angles.

>>165354213
Hah.
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>>165354168
he actually looks kinda cute in this pic
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>>165354123

Jeff?
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>>165354190
they both run the game single player, though, so individually they've done quite a few more than 3 runs.
>>
>>165354042
>>165353943
Baits and trolls used to be better, stop spouting memes and get a bit creative guys.
>>
>it's finally over
thank god
too bad the next game is also fucking shite

quick post your favourite speedrun
>>
SOMEONE REPOST THE PICTURE PLEASE
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>>165354290
trauma center: new blood
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>>165354290
trauma center
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>legend of korra run
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I like small skinny girls because I'm actually a pedophile

So what? Got a problem?
>>
>>165354270
Manlet here. I'm not baiting or trolling, that's literally one of the major reasons I'm attracted to small girls.

If you're a bigger dude and attracted to small girls, I'm not judging you. I'm just describing in part why they personally appeal to me.
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>Sonic Block

Going to bed.
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>>165354264
Yeah?
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>>165354290
CGN's legendary AGDQ'14 F-Zero run.
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>>165354290
Ecco The Dolphin
>>
So is legend of korra a shit run?
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>>165354329
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>>165354395
It's a platimeme game, and shirt too
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>>165354510
nah its pretty good im hyde
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>>165354290
Trauma Center featuring Ben Carson
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>>165354329
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>>165354695
me in the bottom
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>>165354404
Oh nvm then, now that I think of it I never said anything about my dom fetish so it would be weird for you to know thag. I'm 1.75, which is manlet status on the internet tho
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Poor Duterte

No wonder he is always so angry, he is shorter than a dwarf
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>>165354793
scrubs
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>>165354793
I wish I had friends sometimes
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>>165348871
Kollin7 don't do it!
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>>165354290
trauma center
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>die twice during the run
>new WR
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sent ;)
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>>165355047
So swoop in and take the crown.
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>>165355047
The uploaded record is from 6 months ago. Try to keep up /v/.
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you can get go1den's lice as a prize.
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when is the mystery tournament
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what's the greetings from germany meme
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>>165355398
Money laundering.
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>cervix inspection day
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btw need money fo dem feel good anti-cancer programs
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why are all those ads about women cancer
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>>165355381
in about 4 hours
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>>165355510
because normies get 10x more feels from womens issues
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>>165355510
Because it's easier to get beta nerd suckers to donate if you talk about mama dying instead of dad.
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>>165355398

Nerve gas video
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>Sonic block during Switch conference
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>misgendered cosplay
BANNED
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>>165355510
When women get cancer it's really sad because they have all these organs that men don't have that can get cancer.

nevermind the lad who worked in the factory all year and got all kinds of cancerous material in his lung and on his skin, that just comes with the job. Shouldn't have taken that job to feed your family if you didn't want cancer, lol.
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>crossplay
BAN WHEN
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>mike picks low energy boring speed games that nobody plays and nobody runs competitively
>stuffs them into his marathon so anybody who slightly knows the game can break the wr to "hype" the event

I really hope this gdq doesn't break 1 mill
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>>165355548
thanks lad
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>>165355510
Because the world doesn't care about the disposable man. Instead it cares twice as much about wimmin problems.
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>Jermaine

HIDE YOUR WOMEN
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>>165354535
i hate platnium games
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sorry to interupt but we just got a donation of 20 thousand dollars from (((the yetee)))

>were gonna donate 100k ;^)

haHAA

explain this
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>"""""sponsor"""""
>""""""""""" donation"""""""""""""
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>>165355660
>worked in the factory

this is why we need automation
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Hold on, wasn't crossdressing against the rules?
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>>165353731
Cuck.
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>>165355813
>>165355797
at least they have cool shirts
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>>165355774
don't post autistic girls
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>>165355797
Gotta launder that money friendo
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>>165355510
gynocentrism
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>>165355943
this website is for people above 18
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now that drumpf the shitlord is president, will we see less transgender people at GDQ?
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>>165355949
Sorry meant for
>>165354168
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>>165355832
>automate the dudes job

Yeah and then whatdoes he do?
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>>165355934
Enchantressofnumbers didnt get banned
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>>165355974
The Aria of Sorrow one from last year was pretty good looking
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>>165356059
Suicide.
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>>165356051
>>165355949
Anzu is autistic too though.
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>>165356059
turns into a beautiful woman
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>>165356059
die hopefully
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>>165356051
Hey, I was shittalking that guy posting an anime girl, but your post utilizing mine managed to be really funny! Good job!
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>>165355943
>video game/meme shirts
yeah nah
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>>165356059
doesn't get cancer?
you're never happy
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>>165356059
Speedruns a game no one else plays at a money-laundering event and gets "world record"
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>>165355660
>Shouldn't have taken that job to feed your family if you didn't want cancer, lol.
It's not like women have never had shitty, toxic jobs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls
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>>165355832
Even if we had full automation somebody would have to service those automatons and you can be sure as fuck being a mechanic dealing with robots oiled up with cancerous grease is a mans job
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>>165356191
>>>out
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>>165356189
In terms of his new long and healthy life. Think about every angle not just hte one that makes you feeeeel good.
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what was goose right about?
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>>165356332
what wasn't goose right about?
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>>165356332
everything
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>>165356332
Everything
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is the show as horrible as this game seems to be?
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>>165355510
cervical cancer is particularly easy to prevent since the majority of cases are caused by a virus that can be vaccinated against, making it particularly attractive to dump money into since you'll get pretty much guaranteed results

also because they hate men
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>>165356495
much worse. this game doesn't do korra's personality justice.
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>>165356243
>women, at one point in time, in one specific location, got radiation poisoning when they licked their paintbrushes and painted their nails with the paint
Wow, what a struggle.

Now check out all these opportunities to get cancer men have over women.

PCF is a fucking farce designed to appeal to popular culture to get more donations. People who donate are more likely to do so when the organization is also somehow feminist and minority-conscious, even though cancer doesn't give a fuck about these things.
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>>165356619
>tfw when to smart for any of these jobs
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wow can you guys shut the fuck up for a sec

tryna watch da urns here
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Is that half coordinated on the couch?
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Oh I am laffin

Automation is a massive meme.

Exactly the same as diversity. It assumes everyone is of the same high IQ and agency as the people that come up with it.

Humans are very flawed especially within the lower half of the IQ bell curves. It would never, ever work in large swathes of industries without massive culling of population and an intensive eugenics program. Which will never happen because of the same leftists that believe a genetically 60 IQ African deserves the same opportunities as a 150 iq asian or white person.

In other words, it will not happen because humanity is a flawed animal and its own worst enemy.
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>>165355647
>there are people that actually give a fuck about the swtich
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Uhm... Why is PCF saying they're for research when little or no money goes to cancer research at all?

They're also saying they're non-profit....
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>>165356806
ok but what does this have to do with speedrunning
>>
is twitter freaking out about this guy crossdressing yet?
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>There hasn't been anything good on since Sunshine
Jesus fuck the blind race better make up for this
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>>165356852
Shut up and donate money you miserly bastard. Think about the poor organizers of these noble causes who may be suffering from 2, 3, or even 4 years of mono. Those people need treatment, and even though they're heroically eating 10 meals a day in spite of having no appetite I still need that money for more food!
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>>165356243
>The women, who had been told the paint was harmless, ingested deadly amounts of radium by licking their paintbrushes to give them a fine point; some also painted their fingernails, face, and teeth with the glowing substance.
They deserved it.
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>Kirbymastah in less than half an hour
>and then prolly on the couch for the rest of the sonic block
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>>165356929
uhh mn9 and turok? hello?
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>>165357008
What, for following their employer's directions of fucking ingesting radium?
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>>165356852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6hPJpxzm4
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>>165356994
No thank you! I don't have money for that! I'm gonna use this hard earned money I got from my mom on speedrunning equipment and anime figures!
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>>165357058
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With all the time spent practicing this game they probably could have become a real doctor
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>>165357071
meant for
>>165356958
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>>165357197
iirc the black dude is in med school
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>>165357197
REEEEEEE
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>>165356832
What I was implying is the autistic audience will leave and not donate
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>>165356619
>The latest analysis of the National Cancer Institute Surveillance Epidemiology and End Results (SEER) database showed that incidence rates per 100,000 people and age-adjusted to the 2000 US standard population for all cancers in the United States for 2004–2008 are 553.0 for males and 416.5 for females yielding an incidence rate ratio (IRR) of 1.33 for all cancers (Siegel et al., 2012). Although these numbers are inclusive of sex-specific cancers such as breast and prostate, their exclusion does not alter the IRR (1.35). Likewise, the lifetime probability of developing cancer is 44.85% for males, and 38.08% for females.
Men must be fucking shit at getting cancer despite being drowned in opportunities. All that for a 6.8% lead.
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>>165357136
delete this
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>>165342071
top of my boat
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is there a list of the banphrases for chat somewhere?

I don't even know why I'm getting timed out most of the time
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hey guys donate to my donation goal so I can get a wii u capture card :)
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>>165357075
Do you ingest non-edible substances just because someone tells you it's harmless? Do you then paint your nails, skin, and fucking teeth with it?
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>>165357331
i wasn't implying that you were a part of the people who gave a fuck, just that there were, in fact, people who give a fuck
>>
Haven't watched since Batman Forever last night

Any fresh and spicy memes iv missed?
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>>165357348
They haven't learned the "ingesting paint" technique that women already mastered, once they do I'm sure they'll pull further ahead
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>>165344586
>Santzo will never run at a gdq so you can hear the world's panties drop collectively
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>>165357549
The rest of the 'bad' games block was pretty nice if you like chill runs.
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>>165357484
They were told to point the brushes with their mouths. So they were essentially told it isn't toxic to ingest.
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>>165357348
i'm pretty sure use of tobacco is higher for men as well so you can probably chalk some of that gap up to lung/throat/gum cancers

cigs are a feminist plot
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>>165357720
I guess they were just told to have poor judgement as well.
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>>165355469
what's the context here
>>
who's up for gay furry erp
>>
WOOOPS
>>
M E R C Y K I L L
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This guy is chill. Saved his fuckup.
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>accidently restarted the chapter
""""speed"""""runs
>>
>accidentally kill run with chapter restart
>audience claps.
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>>165358046
come room 500
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>>165358094
Don't be mean, the hype monitor was probably on

You wouldn't want to get banned would you?
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>>165358123
i don't wanna get stabbed
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>>165358094
How could the hype monitor operator know if it was intentional or not? Give it a rest
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>>165358075
>>165358094
wasn't it a joke?
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>>165357136
Honestly I do wish another marathon would rise to the top simply because half the time when watching speedruns, there is this awkward restraint on most people and instead of worrying about "will he manage to do the trick?", I worry "I hope he doesn't fail and say a swear word and get himself banned"
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>>165357630
Santzo is too pure for GDQs.
It was never meant to be.
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>>165357831
>Although uptake of smoking began earlier in men than in women, the gender gap, particularly among non-Hispanic whites, has narrowed. As of 2014, there was a 2 percentage point difference in smoking prevalence between white men (19%) and women (17%), a 9 percentage point difference between non-Hispanic black men (23%) and women (14%), a 7 percentage point difference between Hispanic men (15%) and women (8%), and a 9 percentage point difference between Asian men (14%) and women (5%).
Not a major difference anymore.
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>>165358204
>oh whoops i "accidentally" fucked up, how FUN and WACKY

you don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes
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>>165358214
No, he meant to restart the checkpoint. Not the chapter. Luckily he wasn't further into the chapter.
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>>165357184
Alright, WHO is that mystery nigga? He looks so incredibly based. I wan't to hug him. no homo
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>>165357184
i'm all these guys
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Does this game end with Korra fucking Asami like the cartoon?
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>>165358292
Christ, I don't remember which run it was but they kept repeating and repeating the joke when it got old after the second time
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>pretend failure
why does every autist think this is unique/funny?
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>>165358502
h-hot...
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>>165358534
Do you mean Hanekos (or whatever his name was) Prince OF Persia run where he constantly fucked up?
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>>165356852
They are for cancer detection AND research, they are non-profit.
Non-profit does not mean they get no money at all, it just means that no one working in that foundation gets any money out of it. All the money (75cents /1 dollar) is needed to pay the costs of running the event, paying for electricity, paying the office rent etc.

There's a lot of charities (even pretty big ones) which are largely a scam so it's good that you're not so blue eyed and believe anything anyone says, but there are some good independent sources online for exactly that reason, they track the way charities spend their money and evaluate it as a whole.

The PCF actually ranks higher on most of these sites that huge charities known worldwide.

Here are some resources:
http://charitycheck101.org/report/?id=521429544
https://www.charitywatch.org/ratings-and-metrics/prevent-cancer-foundation/146
https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=5435

The ONLY thing you could actually hold against them is that they haven't done that much internationally up until this part even if most of the incoming donations are not from the USA.
They had a interview this AGDQ with the chairwoman (or something.. like the founder idk) of the PCF and she actually talked about some of these issues people have and cleared some of them up.

TL;DR: PCF isn't the devil /srg/ makes it out to be.
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>>165358658
fuck off mike
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>>165358658
Thanks Mike
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>>165358658
truth
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>>165358270
i was talking more about shit like dip and all that, since anecdotally i've never seen a woman do it and i lived out in the country for a long ass while where that's much more common

also dip is the worst shit and this one time in high school we went on a road trip and this one dude kept fucking spitting dip juice into a cup in bed and the cup spilled onto the dude he was sharing a hotel bed with and he got mad as shit
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>>165358658
All charities are a scam. Donate directly to the cause you'd like to support our you're going to get jewed.
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>>165358658
>no one working in that foundation gets any money out of it
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>>165358658
How much does the CEO make? :^)
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>have to run errands during the Sonic block

Thank fuck.
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>>165358658
>Non-profit does not mean they get no money at all, it just means that no one working in that foundation gets any money out of it

???

That isn't what non-profit means, the fuck mike?
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>>165358658
how can I become one of the volunteers who totally don't get paid? Don't hog this money bin to yourself, I want in on it.
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>>165358658
>There's a lot of charities (even pretty big ones) which are largely a scam
I think the Bono charity is one of the worst when it comes to doing shit / money received.
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>>165358658
>PCF
The very fact that most peeps do not have the required willpower to prevent diseases but rather want a cure when their hedonism attracts X disease is the reason why this foundation is doomed to fail.
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>>165359119
You ever seen a charity that's also a pyramid scheme? Whoooooooooooooo those are hilarious.
>>
Didn't your parents teach you as younglings about how all charities are a scam? Even schools teach about how charities usually barely help even when they claim to do so. Like everything, "non profit" or not. Its business first, charity second.
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>>165359221
i never seen it can you show it?
>>
TIME FOR KIRBYMATHTA
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>>165359081
Oh fuck, you're right.

>>165358658
Non-profit means the surplus amount of money (everything left after salaries, rent, etc.) does not go to shareholders or anyone else, it's directly for the cause.
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>people trying to get the last clap
what is this? 4th grade?
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>>165359282
>Even schools teach
Public schools teach fucking nothing about anything that matters. You get the Pythagorean theorem shoved down your throat, but you're fucked if you want to know how to do your taxes or what laws you should be aware of for when you're looking for actual employment.
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>That one guy who kept awkwardly clapping on his own
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The the fuck does cancer and charity have to do with speedrunning? Shut the fuck up.
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>>165359282
>Even schools teach about how charities usually barely help
wtf which country are you fromA? My school had us collect money for several charities and UN programs
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>>165358658
2 greetings from Germany have been deposited to your account.
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>>165359393
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>kirbymaster
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>>165359493
agdq raising money for pcf? hello?
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>>165359493
i dunno man maybe the cancer charity speedrunning event that this thread is based off of
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>>165359446
Interesting. We had entire days dedicated to how fill certain forms, how to know what goverment bucks you are allowed to get and how to get them. Taxes, how taxes are used and why it is so etc.
I thought schools were pretty informative that way.
>>
Did they finally ban moon2 emotes?
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>>165358658
> and she actually talked about some of these issues people have and cleared some of them up.
lol

they were like
>so we have all these donations coming in from other countries, what do you do internationally?
And the old hag went on about fucking women in haiti and purto rico and other third world countries.

Now tell me, what does every fucking second donation end in? Is it "greetings from the philippines"? Is it "greetings from costa rica"? I want you to say it
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>>165358769
dipping tobacco isn't nearly as dangerous as smoking tobacco.
>>
>sonic
ergh
>kirbymastah
ERGH
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>>165359592
Hello? That isnt speedrunning?
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>>165359605
Greatest country on Earth.
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>>165359563
Dankeschön, kann ich auch ein wenig Sauerkraut und Rippchen dazu bekommen?

>>165359630
Ich glaube meine Antwort ist ausreichend :v)
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>2 scavenger hunts in the hotel
I'm sure the Hilton staff loves that,
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>>165359662
uhh it's a speedrunning event? hello?
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>>165359578
kirbymastah*
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>>165359605
either you went in a special autism class were they felt it necessary to teach you all those things or you went to a very good private school. Public school does not teach you any of that
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>>165359612
nope
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>>165359692
o-oh Greetings from G..EUROPE!
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>>165359764
no
>>
this is the worst day
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>>165359446
>you're fucked if you want to know how to do your taxes or what laws you should be aware of for when you're looking for actual employment.
Interesting. That must be an American thing.

I'm Canadian, and we learned about both taxes and law in public high school. There was a mandatory credit called "career & life management" that taught us all about shit like that.
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>>165359798
what the fuck is this shit about anyway

don't these retards realise they're being played for free advertising
>>
>>165359592
>ending statements with ?
>hello?

>>/v/umblr
>>
>you'll never suck on sonic's stinky, sweaty toes
pls someone erp with me
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>>165355502
Kill yourself /pol/turd.
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>>165359745
Having a bunch of giggling autists running around is really good for business.
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>>165359745
maybe it balances out due to them having guaranteed thousands of bookings each year thanks to this event.
I think they're very happy
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>>165359570
Isn't that a child molestation ring?
>>
>>165340758

How long until GDQ fails

Will it get less donations then last year?
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>>165359856
That anon just have gone to an inner city black school. I learned those things as well at my public school.
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>>165359776
So American schools don't teach this basic stuff? How do people know how to do anything over there? What the fuck are schools for in murica if that is the case?
>>
>>>/wsg/1489891
>>>/wsg/1489891
>>>/wsg/1489891
When your run is so shit it makes the announcer vomit a little.
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>>165359798
Then what happened to make the emote not constantly spammed? Since unblacklisting moon2 I have only seen two usages of any of those emotes. Are children just still asleep?
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>>165359776
>Public school does not teach you any of that
Stop assuming that public school worldwide is as shit as it is in USA.
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>>165359904
>blackface
>triggered

Use cntrl+f next time so you dont get triggered
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>>165359875
they're already subs so who gives a shit? they're using what they paid for. it's my favorite emote on twitch, personally.

i'm not subbed to anyone btw
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>>165359970
Don't worry, I'm sure there will be plenty of last minute (((anonymous))) donations
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>>165359570
The Vatican would be the literal worst ponzi scheme ever, they've been running a deficit for over 50 years.
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>>165359904
>Everyone I don't like is /pol/
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>>165360000
>How do people know how to do anything over there?
parents taught me. Otherwise I would've been fucked, yeah

>>165360024
sorry
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>>165359909
It is good for business, because those giggling autists are paying to stay there.
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>>165359904
just go back to the v thread polposter
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>>165360172
hi /pol/eddit
>>
>>165358658
rare nu male sighting
>>
>currymastah
>>
>>165359875
kek look at this poorcuck libcuck we won get over it FeelsBadMan
>>
AUTISM block starts! Protect your teeth bois!
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>>165360015
I feel him
>>
>>165360294
What's a nu male?
>>
>>165360247
They're going to be there all week regardless if some dumb scavenger hunt is happening.
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>>165360262
>muh pol
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>>165360020
moonmoon is streaming so I assume they;re watching him
>>
>>165360172
>everyone who post /pol/ shit and can't stop spamming offtopic shit belongs in /pol/
yes exactly
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>>165360374
>What's a nu male?
lol
>>
>>165360020
hes streaming so all the kids are watching him. he is basically the youtube poop of streamers
>>
>>165359856
No such thing existed in a good high school in Toronto when I attended. That was 2007-2009 or something.
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>They all chant down to 3, 2, 1

So fucking cringe
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>"nice meme"
Didn't take long for some cringe to happen.
Also who is that weeb nigga? He looks based.
>>
>>165360390
>They're going to be there all week
Which is good for business.

1500 autists staying at your hotel is good business.
>>
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>It's a couch commentates episode
>>
now THIS is speedrunning
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>>165360482
why are the worst streamers the most popular?
>>
>everyone on mic has a speech impediment
Nope. Not suffering through this
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>>165360471
>tripling down on muh pol

We all know its the same poster because youre so retarded and easily triggered. It is obvious when you enter the thread because it is an instant +5 instances of "pol" in the thread.
>>
>>165360473
What does lol mean?
>>
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this is the seat sniff grill
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>>165360575
The runner is even wearing some speedy looking sunglasses. All he is missing is a flame pattern hat and a flame/tribal pattern shirt for maximum speed.
>>
>>165360486
>No such thing existed in a good high school in Toronto when I attended. That was 2007-2009 or something.
I went to high school from 2004-2007 on the east coast and they definitely had that.
>>
>>165360482
>people spam an emote, in twitch chat of all things
must be a little kid

dont make me defend moonmoon here you retard. stop looking at twitch chat if it triggers you
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>subpixel
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sanic > megamemes?
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>>165360471
You were the only reply to that post. If you weren't so assblasted it would have been one post that no one even acknowledged.
>>
>muh subpixels
>>
>pixel perfect
>frame perfect
>>
>>165360294
>rare nu male sighting
u wot? It's the (current year)
>nu males
>rare
pick one
>>
Has anyone else noticed that sonic can run really fast?
>>
what will I get if I become the greatest speedrunner of all time?
>>
Why did they put on a casual sonic run?
>>
>>165360685
sniff dat
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>>165360576
people want to watch others behave like idiots. same reason why people like keemstar and pewdiepie are popular. not exactly streamers but you get the point
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not fast enough
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>>165360819
A fake vagina
>>
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>>165360685
BLACKED. Nice rack though.
>>165360819
Tranny dick for days.
>>
>>165360797
He runs, and he's famous for speed! Why I bet no one has made a single speedrunner joke yet, boy we better get in on this!
>>
>sub pixel perfect
>interpolated frame timing
>>
>>165360685
does she know what happened to her?
>>
>>165360819
Pride I guess. It's a challenge. Why do people do anything?
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>>165360685
bruh look at dem tits
>>
>>165360934
wow, tits
>>
>>165360707
have you seen him or his chat or the things they spam that they think is funny?

there is no defense
>>
Is kirbymastah the most autistic speedrunner name?
>>
>>165360934
*sniff*
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>>165360882
did he go all the way?
>>
>>165360934
REEEE I'm trying not to fap today!
I'd sniff her seat after executing a perfect "oh I dropped this" scenario too.
>>
>>165360882
>>165360890
Sounds nice
>>
Have you ever found a trck or glitch in a game that helped shorten a speedrun?

>>165360934
Impressive, very nice
>>
>>165360737
Would you rather have a list of every single /pol/ shit post in the trhead? Because you would get so many (you)s it would break your moms iphone.
>>
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>>165360913
yes
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>>165360934
>>165360685
She eats a lot of dairy and processed foods. Pretty bad when you can tell by looking.
>>
>>165361085
Yeah, I've found a ton of small optimizations in my game that together add up to like 25 seconds in total.
>>
Why couldn't they make an ice background?
>>
>>165361129
oh god that face up close is hideous

bag that shit for the love of all that is holy
>>
>>165361056
>after executing a perfect "oh I dropped this" scenario
can you believe there are retards on 4chan who defend him and don't understand that was what he was doing al along?
>h-he just picked up his bag
yeah right

>>165361129
TOP KEK! Nice of her to not call him out
>>
>MILES

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>165361009
i've seen him. dry humor and light memeing, he's not screaming in his mic or acting retarded, he's literally just playing tanks at gm in overwatch. I'm not terribly interested in that but it's pretty autistic that you would hate him for it

I dont care what his chat spams or how they act lmao, especially because I like moon2smug as an emote.

also

>taking twitch chat seriously
>>
>deadnaming Miles
BANNED
>>
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they're hiding the anonymous donors better this time.
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>>165361097
Sorry you're so thinskinned. I hope you can eventually get over people shitposting.
>>
>>165361308
If I were to donate I would do it anonymously.
>>
>>165361218
He is a smooth criminal and executed his plan perfectly. He knew that there are the smells of a cutie butt on the seat, he looked a bit nervous as he started his master plan, but he got what he wanted in the end. A goof whiff of that seat.
The smoothest crimes always happen right in front of you. There is too much evidence so people think "oh its nothing, he was just picking something up"
>>
>>165361097
>Autistic NEED to see muh pol in everything.

Look at you. You are muh pol now.
>>
>>165361308
is that a 4chan reference?
>>
>>165361254
when they try to scream look at me its annoying. its as if they dont want to be part of the event but the center of attention.

you dont see other cancers like ice poseidon or tyler1 subs spamming to be the center of attention
>>
>>165361238
>>165361271
he is only claris on the internet you uneducated shitlords
>>
>>165361308
what's the supposed conspiracy here with anon donations? not saying there isn't one
>>
>>165361214
can you not?
>>
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>>165361428
>The smoothest crimes always happen right in front of you. There is too much evidence so people think "oh its nothing, he was just picking something up"
this is wisdom right here. Listen to this anon guys
>>
So, any interesting moments/runs since the Donkey Kong 5 run?
>>
>>165361540
It's all a money laundering scheme.
>>
>>165361574
>>
>subpixels subpixels subpixels subpixels
>perfect
>subpixels
>unfortunate subpixels there
>>
Was there a point in this AGDQ where more than 50% of the seats were actually taken?
>>
>>165361604
was the DK run good?

>>165361635
all part of his plan.
>>
>>165361614
no memes, is there actually any evidence that this is all money laundering?
>>
>Sonic letsplayblock
>skips cutscenes

???
>>
>>165361635
>HE WAS ONLY PICKING SOMETHING UP!
I didn't realize using that prevented your nose from working
>>
>>165361658
Subpixels will never be the new parallel universes.
>>
>>165361658
Welcome to all 2D sonic games.
>>
wow he beat that boss using nothing but frame perfect jumps!
>>
>>165361635
*dabs*

WE DEM BOYZ
>>
>>165361540
At the end of SGDQ, they said they wanted to do better than they did last year, so they needed $200000 or so in a day. Then tons of anonymous $1000 to $10000 donations with no comments started coming in. It seems like a way to show that GDQs are still a growing business.
>>
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>>165361271
>>165361238
What do you mean? Miles attended this agdq you know :^)
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>>165361747
i dont buy it for one second, look at that face of relief
>>
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>2D Sonic
>not commented by Naegleria
>>
>>165361821
>Then tons of anonymous $1000 to $10000 donations with no comments started coming in. It seems like a way to show that GDQs are still a growing business.
This. Many charities do this. If they don't beat their previous record they lose hype for next year
>>
>>165361681
Mario Bros. race
Sunshine Race

It'll fill up for ALTTP, Super Metroid, and Undertale

Probably fill up for the blind race and TTYD
>>
>>165361838
So is he full time now his run is over

I guess he'll never marathon again if so
>>
>>165361838
>not getting many views on twitch
>better chop my dick off and pretend im a grill

why
>>
>>165361860
He was just happy his piss-poo bottle was still there.
>>
>>165361574
My only problem is the gif cuts out too quick at the end.
having said this, yea he was probably sniffing some cutie booty particles off that chair countless other autists farted into.
>>
just started watching todays stream.

why is this faggot wearing sunglasses indoors? i know theres a sunglasses meme but i gotta feeling hes wearing it for different reasons.

is he crosseyed? i know quite a few people who are and they almost always wear sunglasses no matter what to hide their eyes
>>
>>165361916
>TTYD
>When the Switch Direct is happening then
nah
>>
>>165361947
If you are depressed and a virgin (((psychiatrists))) will tell you you are transgender and need surgery
>>
>>165361717
>was the DK run good?
It was alright, probably one of the weaker Awful Games runs but those are still a bit fun to me anyways so it wasn't horrible.
>>
>>165362010
>cutie booty
>>165361428
>cutie butt
Fuck off.
>>
>>165362041
maybe he's like that guy from tek syndicate who needs to wear them
>>
>>165362062
>Switch
People care about that? I thought everyone collectively tuned out when it became obvious they once again gimped the specs for a gimmick and that Nintendo will probably never release a competitive console again.
>>
>>165362041
I'm pretty sure I've never seen Kirbymastah without sunglasses.
>>
>>165361635
i take it back, yea he was totally going for a sniff. one of the more normal things ive seen at a gdq
>>
>>165362041
hes just a sonic fan
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>>165362171
>le /v/ said it so it applies to everybody faec
>>
>>165362062
Switch Direct is 10-15 minutes

TTYD is hours long
>>
>>165361838
wait he's actually a fucking "girl" now

why goddamnit
>>
>>165362157
fuck you
>>
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>>165362171
nice meme
>>
>>165362171
pc+nintendo console is the best choice anyway, why buy a gimped pc like a playstation or xbox?
>>
>kirbymastah
>mastah
more like fuck up
>>
what have been the best runs so far? i need to kill some time
>>
>>165362319
Only online, anon :^) It's 2017 don't be a shitlord.
>>
>>165344159
>>165344159
>>165344159
>>
>>165362347
>>165362284
Pay attention to your game kirbymastah, you are choking again
>>
>>165362319
nothing gold can say

2bh i'm just waiting for KING DARBIAN to announce his new name is Lara and then I'm gtfo of this hobby
>>
>>165362347
>>165362284
You guys are seriously going to buy a $400+ psuedo-handheld that hooks up to your tv?

The battery life will be absolute trash
>>
>>165362431
I ain't watching this shitshow famalam
>>
>>165362394
trauma center, mario sunshine
>>
>>165362431
Yes yes we gt it spergo you love your vita shoved up your ass.
>>
>>165362515
thanks
>>
>>165362371
Because they get games that weren't made by Nintendo.
>>
>>165362171
nintendo releases competitive consoles?
people think nintendo=fun, nothing else. if the games are fun and you can take it wherever then people will buy it

ttyd will have less people because it's a nintendo thing regardless that you think itll fail
>>
I cannot understand a word he is saying.
>>
>>165362171
>People care about that?
It's basically a lineup reveal for a new console/handheld.
How can you not be interested when you're a gamer?
The last Nintendo console I bought was the GameCube, but of course I'm going to watch the whole presentation when I get home from work.
How couldn't I?
>>
>he said Naegleria's name on stream

Banned?
>>
>>165362371
Agreed with this guy. As Japanese devs become more keen on the idea of PC ports and less exclusives are on consoles, PC+Nintendo is really the only way to go nowadays. You get the broadest assortment of games for the cost.
>>
>>165362408
that was 2016 and we're done with that currentyearly, feels good
>>
Why can't they ban people who are shit at their runs like kirbymastah instead of people who are too fun?
>>
>>165362648
Why would he be? Naeg isn't banned from gdqs
>>
>>165362649
You cucks have been saying that since 2006

Ps3 had a ton of good exclusives, so does the ps4 now
>>
>>165362620
Just wait until it's over and read a list

Then go on youtube and watch the trailers for the games you like.

So much better than sitting through garbage like a new nintendogs, some random spin-off of a game you've waited years for, Fire Emblem, and other nonsense.
>>
>>165362759
>You cucks have been saying that since 2006
and it's still true
>>
>>165362319
who is this now?
pictures?
>>
>>165362802
>>165362802
>>165362802
>>
>>165361860
He is intoxicated from the heavenly smells.
>>
>>165362620
you could just wait for reviews if you're really interested from a potential buyer standpoint. the 'tech demo' things are always disappointments.

>>165362649
>broadest assortment of games for the cost
yarr
>>
>>165361916
mario speedruns are fucking classic and great, thank god even the plebeians at least understand this
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