/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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http://www.hltv.org/news/19596-wesg-2016-world-finals-viewers-guide

twitch.tv
/starladder_cs_en

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Sticker hype

twitch tv/ starladder_cs_en

get in here lads

wtf is this china dancers shit lmfao

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what the fuck is happening

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>>165307920

>>165307920

china going all out

selfless or tyloo?

am I being turned into a manchurian candidate right now?

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>they played the chinese anthem
kek

>papa odeag not on stage

stuck in the eggroll line?

why

>all those chink slags in those dresses

DUN DUN DUN DUN 4 SEC LOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who's the girl in the yellow caster

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first for anime

DUN DUN DUN DUN

>>165310415
No idea but I think I understand the chinese guy's chinese more than her english

hory shet stephano is still around rip /scv/

xiexie

lol UK

>China
>has like 10+ more people

not rigged at all ;)

lmao lmao lmao

where to find cs gril to train with

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well that whole intro and the dancing and memes was a waste of time

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i want to fuck that cyka so bad

>tfw no csgo gf (male)

>>165311716
name?

someone please post the webm of some dude literally unloading an entire magazine into a guy that does not die, just for him to turn around and kill him in one shot

i need to show a friend the reality of this game and that webm was simply shameful for the genre

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>>165311871

prob not the webm you want but I've got plenty

>>165312017
thank you, keep it up please

>wreck shit with M4A1-S
>people start switching over from the A4 to the A1 because of how good you are

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>>165312103

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yes i know the filenames misspell fanboys i can't be assed to fix

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>DUDE they just killed me at B
>say no more, ill swooce right in

has this EVER happened to you /csgog/?

Ynk mai waifu

no streams
why the fuck don't these faggot chinks release ips?
Why does only izak get it
I wanna see Marke vs Calyx

>You will never hang out with Janko

what's taking so long

Launders' voice is sexy

edgy kid spamming nigger in chat, where's the mods?

>>165314223
I wish he was a better caster

>blatant aimlock
who are our guys?

I watch fnatic winning Katowice every now and again and the thing I always take away from it is how fucking dumb devilwalk looks celebrating like an idiot when all he does is stand in the back.

>>165315141
odeag's team

holy fuck mo

selfless just needs to collectively uninstall

blatant wallhack desu

>five games going on
>ukraine struggling against jyp
why did no one mention this?

slemmy looks like a school shooter

>leave
>come back
>selfless getting shit on
wat

mo is on the gear

how do you want your wallhacks?

desu this is one of the most "blatant" matches i've seen in awhile
like the chinks have always been crazy with aim and i don't trust tyloo or chinks in general
but lots of sketchy shit this half
selfless sucks regardless though

VacSucks reddit gonna be on fire

>1-16

Just a reminder that Tyloo isn't our chinks anymore after they kicked our guy AttackeR.

>no attacker
>no fancy

What's the point?

attacker
karsa
savage

when

lol, didn't the gooks fix the groups so they wouldn't get immediately knocked out? why would a few of their players out

>We toggle game one and you get to toggle game two! xD

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>hear 2 long
>see this
>what do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWYpeB3srVM

epic montage

VAC SOON

FUCK VALVE FUCK ESPORTS

>Team on ct plays retardedly agressive
>switch to t
>suddenly they all play super chicken shit passive
what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>165319435
>anime avatar
>SAVE ARE ESPORTS
lmao faggot!

what the fuck

yes fuck yes

every lan needs pop idols

Why does WESG have idol shit?

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>idols in lan
feelsgoodman

>chinese cs

almost as bad as eu

>no english stream for ocean vs nv

>>165320550
aand apparently the french stream can't stream it because the chinks didn't give the gotv address

just bought a steelseries kinzu v2 silver for 24.99, have any of you owned this?
just buying something cheap til there are better mice with 3360s

>hooch is (normie) anime
lets go russia!

>>165321450
hooch is our guy and a cute

Did WESG switch to Starcraft?

>will be scripted
hmmmm

>>165322084
https://www.twitch
.tv/starladder_cs_en

vg bettors strokin' yet?

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who ready to collect GODSENT illuminati meme foils here?

>>165322584
I'm only staying alive for that disco doplan sticker

>>165322584
are they out

>>165322835
yes

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B R E H S

Just opened my first ever "rare special item" and it was gloves.

What should I do with them?

Theyre the specialist gloves foundation FT


I literally screamed. Never opened anything worth more than $6 before this.

>>165323441

>field tested

lmao

>>165319298
Stay pit and wait for them to leave

>>165323441
You could try killing yourself, if that doesn't work try wearing the gloves, or selling them and buying skins you actually want

>>165323441
>FT

I'm so sorry but they are worthless.

I'll take them off your hands.

>>165324321
>I'll take them off your HANDS.
ayy lmao

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>>165305491

FUCKFUCKFUCK

I wanted a knife so i bought a cheap ass butterfly knife on OP skins. I realized i didnt' want it so i put it up for sale. did the trade and all of that but now i cannot find it when i go to manage sales. Why? am i out $60 or does it take a few days to go up or wtf

>>165324646
retard?

>>165324783

i guess. please help

trying faceit for the first time. 3 matches in a row have had people fail to join the server

is it just slow right now or what is going on

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>>165324840

Why is snax so spastic rn

At what point do we molotov valve's offices to stop the incompetence?

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>Mirage T side
>My team bungles a mid-to-A push and gets killed
>1v3
>Escape through underpass with the bomb
>Plant on B
>Run back to apps and pick up troll teammate's Negev
>Hear defuse
>Wallbang the kitchen window until I kill the defuser
>Keep spamming and kill the next defuser
>Keep spamming and kill the last one
>"Terrorists win"
>Chat explodes with rage
>mfw

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>https://twitter.com/GODznajder/status/819305667509022721
what did they mean by this?

>>165326064
>implying Valve would give a shit
They'd just have a steam sale and use the profits to build 2 more offices

>>165326273
>pistol round d2 rush b
>first in
>zeus the guy behind dumpster
>knife two more on site
>knife rotator that jumps through window
>somehow 1v1
>bomb explodes because last ct is afraid to approach me
>no one says anything in chat

>>165324646

ez scammed lmao

how 2 galil/famas

>>165327127
1.) Buy ump
2.) Use ump

>>165326691
Silver 2 smurf?

>>165326273
Silver Elite?

man, why's a MW stattrak AK-47 point disarray gotta be so expensive

How has Epsilon looked this event? Think they can take NV?

>why do you keep forcing?
>why dont you shut the fuck up
Why do competitive games make people so insecure?

>>165312017
Goddamn, haven't seen that one in ages.

No WESG stream? Why the fuck did I even bet. Shit tourney.

>>165327821
Lmao

>Download stuck at 100%
How do I fix this?
I tried reinstalling, rebooting multiple times

>>165331707
cum tribute to gabens face always fix my issues

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>that teammate who force buys scout over and over and never gets a kill

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>>165331335
What are you laughing at, worm? I bet on Epsilon to take 1 map at 1:1 and they just took the first one.

>>165332606
NV chocked hardcore tbf

>>165332410
But if I force buy every round I'll have a 10% chance of winning the round instead of a 5% chance, that's twice as much

>>165332728
ebin

>>165327127
burst with galil
dont use famas

>>165327127
I had a phase in DMG where I used the Galil every time, even when I had money for AK, and always thought to myself "welp, this gun is completely broken".

I thought russians were good at this game, why are they so terrible and don't understand the concept of teamplay?

Reminder that SG > AK and there is no argument against this.

>inb4 mad kids call me silver

>>165335907
ak + smoke > sg

>>165338945
SG + smoke > AK + smoke

>>165339307
Yeah, but where does that extra 300$ you need magically appear from?
Do you skimp on a helmet, which is a horrible idea against CTs?
Do you not buy some other grenades to get that SG?

>>165339606
Why do you assume you are low on money? In a full buy situation everyone should be able to buy everything they need. If an awper is able to buy grenades and armor then you should be able to buy grenades and SG.

>>165339827
An AWPer can affor everything he needs because he only bought a p250 when everyone else bought armor + tec9
The only reason it works, is because it's just 1 player, if the entire team did that, you'd have no chance in hell to win that round
You should look at replays of close games, and see how often everyone can actually buy everything they need.

>>165340119
The only time everyone buys armor + tec9 is during force buy. You have plenty of money after normal save rounds to get everything you want.

>>165340814
>save rounds
People still have those?

>>165340976
lmao do you even play the game?

>>165340814
Yeah, and if the game is close you'll see plenty of forcebuys
lets say you have 1550 bucks after 1st loss you eco, lose now you have 3450 you can now get an AK + regular armor/UMP+full armour+Grenades you need /Galil+full armour and a nade/SG+a nade
SG is clearly the worst choice of all four because aimpunch
Now lets say you force bought with 1550 like you should
Then lose and eco now you have 4450 which can get you either a SG+full armor + a single nade or AK + 2-3 nades
Now unless you're a shitter you'd rather have those 2 flashes to get you secure a site
now if you eco on loss 4 in a row you'll have 6300$ which can get you whatever you need
So if you want something good for longer ranges you buy a fucking AWP because an SG will absolutely get rekt by your opponents AWP ( which he will have because you've just lost a ton of rounds )
And on medium/short distances, why do you need a weapon that's more expensive but does the exact same thing as the cheaper one

>>165341751
SG doesn't replace the AK. There's nothing stopping you from buying an AK when you can't afford the SG just like how there's nothing stopping you from buying an AK when you can't afford an awp.

>SG will absolutely get rekt by your opponents AWP

And an AK will get you rekt even harder because it's worse than the SG.

>why do you need a weapon that's more expensive but does the exact same thing as the cheaper one

Wrong. Higher rof, higher damage, and higher accuracy is not the same thing.

>>165341751
>dont even know the gun stats
>trying to argue

LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0rlCJ047Ds

Reminder the SG is objectively better than AK in every possible way.

>>165342758
SG makes you run slower and it's enough of a difference to notice. Unless you plan on posting at the same angle for the entire round and not helping your teammates do anything, you are better off with an AK.

So what happened to Attacker? Is he fucked forever, or did fan pressure fix the situation?

>>165342949
lol so awpers in the game are useless because they have no mobility so they are forced to post on an angle the entire round? dont be stupid

movement speed is nice but you stop before you shoot and thats where fire power comes in to get you kills and win you games

>>165343602
AWPs are also way better than the SG in terms of both range and lethality, my dear DMG friend.

>movement speed is nice but you stop before you shoot
>but you stop before you shoot
my dear Gold Nova friend*

>>165342519
>Higher rof
Harder to control
>higher damage
Still needs 4 shots to the chest to kill, the only difference it makes is that you can kill with 2 stomache and 1 chest shot, but then why the fuck are you aiming for the stomache m8
>higher accuracy
Only on long ranges, where any AWPer that is not literally Silver will kill you before you have a chance to shoot.

The SG also has a retarded spray pattern combinet with the higer rof, makes it objectively worse for mid/short range battles

>>165343602
Why are you arguing this? If you were right, at least one pro would prioritize the SG over the AK, which none of them do.

Stop baiting for replies and acting retarded, find a real hobby.

>>165343830
yeah but according to you that extra fire power doesnt mean shit because with no mobility the only thing you will be doing is holding the same angle the entire round :^)

holy shit you are stupid like have you never seen a mobile awper? do you think mp9 is the best weapon in the game because of its mobility? fire power is always more important than mobility

>>165344179
but but pros are actually bad and I'm better than tem, I'm nova 3, but I deserve to be in GE, I would be there too if all of my opponents didn't cheat, and my teammates weren't such n00bs

>>165344484
>fire power is always more important than mobility
Here comes the retard train choo choo

I bet this SG shitter has an anime avatar.

>>165344163
>Harder to control
Git gud, M4 has the same RoF

>Still needs 4 shots to the chest to kill, the only difference it makes is that you can kill with 2 stomache and 1 chest shot, but then why the fuck are you aiming for the stomache m8
1. Damage drop off
2. Your target is not always at full health
3. Higher damage combined with higher RoF results in lower TTK

>Only on long ranges, where any AWPer that is not literally Silver will kill you before you have a chance to shoot
Wrong again. More accuracy means lower spread and lower RNG which is helpful at all ranges.

Spray pattern can be mastered, spread and RNG can't.

>>165323441
sell them quickly

>>165344572
dont respond to me ya fucken shitter

>>165345221
>lower spread and lower RNG which is helpful at all ranges.
Except that you know it really isn't, see the AWP for example

What if the Tyloo dudes went to America and find new sponsors and make their own team? Pretty sure everyone would want to sponsor the new best US team.

>>165345489
AWP is the perfect example of spread being useful at all ranges.

No scope = high spread can't hit shit
Scope = low spread perfect shots

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WESG
>streaming one of 3 games at a time
>always the shitty russian/ukranian game because sponsors are russian
>white lines and distortion across stream from shitty dying gpu
>observer catches 1 kill a round

Never change China

>>165349381
Isn't WESG one of the orgs that banned our chinks? No respect for them, don't watch that shit.

>>165342949
>SG makes you run slower and it's enough of a difference to notice.
No you retarded faggot, 5 units per second slower is practically nothing, stop pretending it's a big flaw with the SG

The real problem is the SG diagonal spray pattern for its first 15 bullets or so, AK is much simpler pull down for its first 10 and its $300 more expensive.

>>165350929
This

The retards saying "hurr durr if its better why don't any pros use it" are talking out there ass and also making themselves look nova as fuck.

The extra $300 is the difference between having a smoke one round or going without. And can result in the difference between being able to buy head armor or having to take just head armor on t side.

That, and the fact that most pros have been using only m4/ak maybe as far back as 1.6 since those have always been the primary rifle to buy.

>>165312017
Those shots didn't hit server side. I'd like to see that guy's ping/choke.

>>165324646
Did you install a google botnet extension, retard?

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>>165328245
>In DMG
>somehow get two fuckers with 100 hours that don't know how to buy at all
>pistols after we win first two rounds
>buy aug when the rest of team full saves
>tell them to just copy the team's buys
>SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW WHAT IM DOING

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>>165354859
Here you go my senpai

>>165331707
Gotta buy cases famm

Extatus or warmonkeys?

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based Anomaly

Totally /ourguy/

>>165352282
yeah you don't usually want to buy an SG if you only have ~4000 but it's objectively better if you have 16000 to spend

>>165357979
he said brexit was a bad idea
/notourguy/

If there's only level up skin drops per week? If that's damn right, what's the whole point of playing everyday and not in a "level per week" way?

Extatus or warmonkeys

whats up csgog

>>165360507
anyone with a brain can see it is a horrible idea

>>165363439
just wasted 20 bucks gambling

>>165363439
Getting mad at D3 for being a bugged piece of shit.

>>165363740
it has negative effects on the economy, but it was necessary to solve the immigration problem, and because the EU is the western world's equivalent to the USSR

>>165363439
the sky xD

>>165363740
>the EU is totally working guys
blind kid

>>165364574
It does nothing to stop the immigration problems. Like I said, people with brains understand this.

>>165370780
anyone in the EU can immigrate freely to any other country in the EU. this means tons of poles come to the UK, and muslims who go to a country accepting refugee and then go to the UK. if the UK isn't in the EU, this can't happen

>>165371254
>animes

hello reddo

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>>165371254
Sabagebu

Kendrick or kanye?

>>165373264
Kendrick.

>>165373264
It's Yeezy season.

>>165371102
This was disproved 6 months ago. Refugee immigration will still happen.

>>165374149
don't just make a claim and not back it up

"you're wrong" means nothing

wud u trade MW point disarray for Stattrak FT Redline?

>>165374970
m8 ill give you a knife if you can suck your own dick, how bout that?

>>165374765
Didn't read your shitty arguments, but just saying "you're wrong, because you didn't back it up" means nothing.

If you say something retarded like "girls can have dicks", and someone tells you you're retarded, without wasting their time with arguments, doesn't mean they're wrong.

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>>165373264
J Cole

>>165375841
k, so if you disagree with me, and aren't willing to argue, that's great. but don't try to start argue and then refuse to refute my points, or even read it.
>you're wrong, because you didn't back it up
I never said that, I said you need to back it up to have an argument. I disagree with you, but that doesn't mean you're wrong.

>>165338945
Duh, but smoke+shit gun is always better than good gun.

>>165377686
I'm not that guy, should have worded my sentence properly. And he still doesn't need to back up anything or bring any arguments up if he doesn't want to.

>tfw too intelligent to play mid

>>165379129
>not playing mid
it's literally the most intelligent position though, you are mostly trying to gain intel, you also can go to lower tunnels if you smoke it, cat, and b site easily if you need to rotate

How do you rush mid properly on mirage?

>>165383119
smokes

>>165383119
1.Throw initial cat smoke from any of the million t spawn locations.

2. Get into positions, Ie: Behind top mid box, and holding cat corner.

3. Get mid pick or smoke sniper nest from behind top mid box.

4. Decide where you're going

5. Smoke accordingly.

>>165383589
>>165383521
I was talking about from ct

>>165383985
why would you rush on ct

>>165384306
>on save
>want to take control or flank

>>165384393
flash out window and duck into underpass I guess

>>165384393
why do that when you can hold weird cheesey unexpected angles and get ez frags

>>165384689
Such as?

>>165384921
Ninja A, Ninja B, underpass, Apt corner 1, smoke Apt corner 2, smoke inside A ramp, rush palace.

>>165386092
thanks fammy

>>165386207
a few more dangerous areas but if you're in a lower rank you can try:

>By van underneath B ramp crouching. (easy to molly, and people nade it alot)
>under palace (this one is super predictable but you never know in lower ranks)
>head shot crouching (very risky but can give high rewards if you attack at the right time)

>>165383985
Rush by jumping down from window, throw a flash off the wall on your right and dont stop. Kinda needs good spawn and multiple people. Stay next to the catwalk wall as you run up

I was discussing a trade with a person and he wanted to add me to Skype so he can voice chat with me. I said no let's keep it to steam chat.

Is there something he can do on Skype voice chat that would scam me or otherwise cause me trouble?

how 2 not have panic attacks in competitive?

>>165387337
yea

I haven't played in a few years so I'm really late to this but I just started back up and saw

>they added sprays
>you can't have custom sprays
>you have to pay for them
>they're limited use

uninstalled

>>165387696
don't play competetive

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Hmmmmmm

>that ugly banana sticker in the middle was there when I got it

everything makes me nervous

and nothing feels good

>>165387337
Just use steam voice if younees to, but then he has your ip

>>165390178
So you bought it. You made the real mistake.

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Russia a good bet here?

>>165390579
*plants a small kiss on your cheek*

gn4 shitter here: I find myself playing really conservatively holding angles when holding site and I do quite well. But as soon as I have to rotate I get extremely rekless and stop taking angles properly because I want to get there as fast as possible. Has anyone else had this problem? How did you correct it?

>>165391825
post a demo

>>165391731
Not really. I mean the NV lineup is dead but French teams always have the potential to just pug it without a care in the world and just trash any team.

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>joe biden got a 2017 service medal before you

>>165391224
gambling monies

>>165391885
alright, give me a few i'll play a game and post it you can tell me exactly why i'm a shitter and how to stop being so shitty

S T I C K E R S

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>that guy that plays with hacking tier skills one game and then starts playing like a silver the next game

Love giving those people shit

>>165394919
Made me check

If people love or hate you, they will have to listen to hear what you say next

HAPPENING STATUS:
IT'S
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198082857351/myworkshopfiles/?appid=730

>>165396712
i want you to let me love you.

if you have over 500 hours (VERY conservative estimate) in MM and you're still not global you should look for another game

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>>165397628
its not happening

i want a mouse that has:

-good no bullshit sensor
-hardware DPI toggle switch with a few of the most common values so i don't have to install any bloat just to change it
-designed so that i can open and clean it easily
-good build quality

some mice have some of these features but overall i feel like this mouse doesn't exist. am i missing something, is there a mouse like this? i'd even be willing to overlook some of my more subjective requirements.

would you buy it if it did exist?

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>>165390178
>tfw no t in banana sticker

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>have 120 hours in CSGO
>have never done a classic comp game, only casual
>do very first one just now
>top fragging and sweep the enemy team and only lose the pistol round
>match ends
>scoreboard comes up
>everyone is either silver or unranked

Can I stay in silver forever? It's the only place I'm good

anyone wanna play on PS3

>>165399093
I use a g402 because my MX518 of 6 years was on its death bed

>>165390664
Haven't realised that he could use it to ddos, thanks

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>>165400582
>playing CSGO with a controller
>mfw

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>can someone buy me an auto?

>>165402815
Reminder that csgo is a console port

>daddy dazed streaming
>gotta go sleep

;_;

>>165405002
>watching angry matchfixing man instead of our guys pepsilon

umm

Any stream for the nv match

>>165405271
>"our" guys whopsilon

hello reddo

ODEAG MORE LIKE OUSP

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Where is she

alive

>>165399159
Soon you'll want out. Everyone was happy in silver once.

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cool that nintendo is giving 2014 thorin some work.

Will women's CS ever be good? The only grills I ever see in MM are accompanied by 3-4 white knights trying to carry them.

>>165412113
di did ok with ML, and our girl masq was good

>>165412113
Not as long as womens leagues exist

csgo on Nintendo Switch when

its happening. update

>>165416431
when

>>165416681
very soon.

>>165416824
when

>>165416431
is it going to be an operation or just some bullshit "we moved barrels" update

>>165416891
its the sticker update and small map changes.

you want game fixes? fuk u here stickers

>>165395204
is that supposed to be ian?

>>165399093
the $5 ibuypower mouse xd

out

>>165404464
those fries look tasty as fuck

T E A M S P R A Y S
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>>165420304

>north sticker is blue not white

TRASHED

http://www.counter-strike.net/pickem/atlanta2017

>>165420879
it's an icy blue cuz it cold up der

>>165420304
which should i get

[GAMEPLAY]
– Players killed during grenade-throwing animation will no longer drop a duplicate grenade if that grenade has already been thrown.
– func_breakables will no longer make noise when hits deal no damage.

[MISC]
– Added a server setting sv_steamauth_enforce to allow tournament organizers for LAN events to delay player kick due to No Steam Logon client issue until the end of a live round when tournament match will automatically pause and a round backup with all correct information will be saved for reconnect.

[MAPS]
-Mirage
–Fixed various spots where C4 could get stuck
–Removed some slight gaps in cover in Bombsite A

-Nuke
–Fixed bug where jumping inside of Toxic in Bombsite B would clip the playermodel through the ceiling
–Removed vent-sound from top of Mini, Bombsite A

-Cache
–Fixed sound-spam when shooting at vent in Checkers through a prop
–Clipping improvements
–Optimizations

-Inferno
–Fixed some minor graphical bugs
–Fixed a spot where players could get stuck near Boiler, Bombsite A
–Added backfaces to gate used at bottom of Banana, Bombsite B

>>165420304
>>165420724
So when's an actual update and not an "look at me I'm a cuck for an esport team and actually stick team stickers on my guns and team sprays on the walls"

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>>165421279
Where do you think you are?

so they killed player pickem

The stickers look cool.
I hated how the other stickers from previous majors have a design on the back of the team logo, and it's huge, but now the team logo is bigger.

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>>165421006
why not all, anon?

>>165391825
It's all about analysing your teams weaknesses. Often in nova/mg ranks it's because of an anchor going 3 and 14.

Try not to get too attached to playing one area if you are good at it. Learn ways to play in every position. Often people fucking suck at defending long, so I'll take it. A fast molly from car to bedroom will ruin any rush, get in position in pit and throw a smoke down afterwards or something. Play around.

>>165421648
actually though, which ones aren't going to be worth 12 cents in a month

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>the only way to play the game and not have to deal with constant AWP spam is real deal noncasual competitive

someone show me the path to the gold pickem coin thanks

>buy new sticker capsule for 5 dollars
>sell it for 7.40
>someone buys it even though you can just buy it off the store

why are people so stupid

ez money though

>>165423848
slavs and such buying it cheaper because of how steam deals with diff currencies

Is there an update?

>>165424221
yes, useless map fixes and stickers+sprays

>>165423937
Wait, I thought they fixed that?

It still works like that?

>>165425949
>valve
>fix

Huh?

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i grew out of skins

>>165427794
give them to me then

>>165427990
sold them already

alright csgog which stickers are profit?

There must be less than a third bullet that actually registers in valve 64 tick servers, this is just insane, I'm spraying someone at point blank range and I need to go through 20 bullets to drop him. It's gotten way worse for me these last few weeks

>>165427794
me too, I sold them all on a third party website and transfered the money to paypal.
I spent around 40 bucks, and thanks to betting I had around 150 dollars.
Now I play without skins, except for pistols skins, and both of them are like 15 cents each.

>>165423848
it's people that don't own csgo

>>165432554
This is what it's like to have 60-80 ping.

I did a little experiment earlier with a UMP on casual
Did some tappa tappas at medium-close distance, 3 hits out of 6 before I died to an ak.
I've got interp set as low as possible, interp ratio set at 2, since I'm like 5000km away from the nearest server, and normal rates, set it at 1,000,000 so it goes automatically to the 700k rate. smoothing set to 0.02. etc

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>play Faceit pug
>T side dust2
>team does B push (cyka cyka idi nahui)
>they smoke off the tunnel and push through the smoke for some reason
>kid screams "WHAT THE FUCK" when he gets one-shot
>whole team slaughtered

What the fuck, I thought this shit was meant to be better than MM. Why are Faceit players so bad?

>play casual
>guys just looks at a wall half the round
>call to kick him
>he gets all indignant and cries for the rest of the game
>team won't kick him because it's casual
when will valve fix the playerbase?

>>165436312
>Caring about bad players in casual

hey lol

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>tfw bad

>>165436430
if literally everyone is dead by the 1 min mark and the last guy is effectively afk, then yeah i care, no one should need to wait around for 1 min because one retard.

I bet on VP to win 2-0. How badly did I fuck up?

WHAT IS THE UPDATE GUYS


625mb

>>165437558
small updates to maps, mostly bomb stuck fixes
sprays for teams
sig and team stickers

i swear, if theres only 2 majors this year team sprays are going to be mad expensive

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>$5 for a chance to get a holo/foil
>hmm I guess it seems reasonab----
>literal slot machine, may not even get the team sticker you want

into the trash it goes

what skins look good with the north stickers? i'm pretty much out of space on my skins atm without them looking cluttered.

>>165438479

any black/dark skin

>>165438543
i disagree. they're blue/light blue. they look horrible on my grinder.

>>165438589

>grinder glock

throw into the trash get proper glock skin

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>>165438649
i also have a twilight galaxy. it's a pretty black grinder tho. i might end up putting one on my deagle night, but i dont like cluttering that one up with skins so probably not.

and i wish a had a rifle to put magisk's sig on

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What team did you bet on to advance undefeated?

Without winning a match?

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>>165439145
Godsent
Flipside

>>165441373
i bet flipsid3 wins one.

stop watching that chinese shit
leipzig is on

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Why is the ak so shit compared to sg?

>>165441604
t. magiskautist

>>165441604
AK is still better because of cost. And the spraying is easier, too.

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>no good streams on

>>165421006
godsent desu

>>165442981
>dh
>lekro
>arya

>>165442981
>dotafag isnt watching pyrion play cs

>>165442981
Dreamhack. If the matches are not exciting enough, you need to bet.

Fragadelphia in like 2 hrs. Notable teams:
Eanix
Steel's team
Eunited
free brax (these guys are fags except minikerr and sheila)
And a whole bunch of t5 na guys you might recognize like Dalls/hitman (previously banned for cheating), char

Who BIG here?

>>165444187
Who even cares lmao it's a bunch of literal whos an (((steel)))

Who here /css/

>>165446102
Only redditors.

>>165446102
it's shit but i really enjoy it

been considering getting a server for it because there's no good ones left (24/7 DUST2 | $16K | NO AWP/AUTO | FAMILY FRIENDLY) and i have a hard on for season/mill which nobody ever plays in GO

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keev is cute!

>glove case
>1 out of the 17 items is a glove
explain this gotards

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who /anime/ here?

>>165448528
Me, but secretly. People who show their powerlevel are reddit, silvers, or cheaters.

>>165448528
>anime joins a game
>you instantly know he is cheating
every. time.

>thread so dead there is 0 lurpiss posting when he's literally on screen

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>>165449820

Why doesn't valve ban under rating aged kids?

>>165450825
Why don't you stop crying because a 12 year old called you a faggot in a multiplayer video game?

>>165450985
He called me a cuck tho

>>165450985
their whiny kid voices piss me the fuck off

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JayZWalkingZ in contestation for biggest nose in counter strike scene?

>>165451130
You can mute them you autistic retard. Do you came here from league of legends?

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>>165451349

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>>165451417

>>165451397
12 year old detected
kys yourself

>>165451601
>kys yourself
>calls me a 12 year old

Stay mad 12 year old.

>>165451601
>Something annoys you
>Instead of fixing the problem with literally 2 click whine about it
>When someone calls you out on it call them names
???

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>>165451763

>>165451763
looks like a turk here desu

>>165452258
>tfw someone in game assumes I'm a turkroach because of my accent

Nothing makes me want to kill myself more.

>>165452389
I've had it with these anti-German jokes!

>>165453310
I don't get it.

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>>165453528

T*rk detected

If u awp in the warmup you probably will lose that game and your gay also

>>165453594
His gay also?

Whenever the north merch store is available for NA shipping. I'm copping their pants and both jerseys so I can look like a straight up fuccboi ya dig

>>165438416
are you that new?

are you not aware this is how everything works in csgoland?

if there's a specific item you want go get it on the market.

>>165438416
You know you can wait on the last few days for them to go on sale for like under a dollar to 25 cents