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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
> BALDMAN RETURNS
> Shitposting about shitposting about shitposting
> Waifus are SHIT! SHIT!

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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kill
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I have strong opinions about skeletons
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>Moments away from building a HONK mech on the derelict
>SMELELELEL
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wtf i like xeno's now
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unban 2hotdogs you sick pieces of shit do you have any idea what you've done to that poor boy? all he wanted to do was to play video games and now he wont eat and wont go outside anymore he just stays in the shadows of his room typing away then deleting his messages in fear of getting bwoinked. it's been 2years. If you don't unban him from your gay little server i'm going to sue the server operators I am his mother and I love him very much.
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I have strong opinions about humans
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>>165302019
do you have strong opinions about belts?
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Riccardo your ass was an excellent scientist.
Props man, keep it up!
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>xevonix still plays
>he still defends his IC girlfriend IC and OOC
>he still wont accept that it's a fat man IRL
>he still thinks there are players out to get him
>he still searches for his name in the logs just in case
>he still hasn't improved his art style

why does he still bother logging in anymore?
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>>165273492
Okay the list is complete, vote for best waifu!
https://www.strawpoll.me/12087476
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>>165302575

the sad part is how the discord is filled with plenty of people like him that just think a online relationship is what they need in their pathetic life, and scream at anyone who think otherwise
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>>165302575
why my little boy 2hotdogs wants to play video games with you sicko degenerates is beyond me. I wish he would just find a nice white girl and have nice and quiet white babies, but hey who the fuck cares what I think I'm just an old salty bitch fuck you for treating my boy this poorly I should spank the living day lights out of you naughty boys for the way you talk online. naughty naughty boys need time out.
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>>165301504
>that shitty old fireplace sprite
Fireplaces look much better now
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>>165303345
talking about yourself in the third person and pretending to be your own mother is some norman bates shit, go see a doctor
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>>165303436
I am his mother and I will smack the shit out of you for talking to me like I'm one of your gay little friends you shove dildos into so shut up when you're talking to me
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what's the downsides to playing a vox again? other than the stuff on the wiki, does it make anything more difficult (or am i just considered second-class for playing a bird boyfriend)
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>>165303568
>underage fags like 2hotdogs find this funny
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>>165303609
Besides the obvious ones, Vox are Pox
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>>165303609
not understanding the downside of being a fucking faggot is quite the disability
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>>165303609
there aren't really any tangible downsides other than making cloning and cryo a little more complicated for other people, the real downside is the (well deserved) discrimination
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>>165303609
Second class, walk slowly because suit. You can walk fast by taking off your suit but you lose your backpack slot. Borgs might get told to kill you and you will have no way to protect yourself.
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Reminder that male Alien, Vox and Skelyoj players are mostly bigger snowflakes that "female" players.
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>>165303736
>>165303693
>>165303674
>>165303675
sounds fun.
birds are our friends pls
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>>165303126
I genuinely don't see a problem with online relationships. As long as you're enjoying each others company and like, face-timing, calling, skyping, whatever, sometimes; there's nothing wrong with it. It's when these people just talk via text services with no intention of actually bringing the relationship outside of being digital it's kinda, just weird.
This is why I don't understand ERP and f-list and whatever. It takes some serious self confidence issues to pursue sexual activity as anyone but yourself.
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>>165304053
there's no difference between the things you describe you faggot you're arguing your semetics versus your opposition's semantics
people are the same people no matter what fucking stage they express upon
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honestly does 2hotdogs have a mental issue or does he enjoy shitposting
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>>165304378
are you asian?
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>>165304378
his iq is in the quadruple digits
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>>165304053
>He still hasn't realized that the idea of "self" is a spook.

You are only constrained by what you allow the world to define you as.
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>>165302575
Literally who?
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>>165304253
maybe you could use less buzzwords and be less angry and try to construct a constructive argument?
Are you bitter or just lonely dude?
If you genuinely think people are the same when they don't have their name or face attached to something then you are mistaken and very naive. It's much easier to be someone you aren't when typing than it is when talking and videoing with someone.
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>>165304726
A player who called the thread a bunch of beta cucks so people shitpost about him nonstop.
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>>165304771
projecting
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>>165304897
ok now I know you're just being an idiot.
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>>165304053
>It takes some serious self confidence issues to pursue sexual activity as anyone but yourself.
Nah. Some people just like to pretend.
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>>165304807
Half the thread is beta cucks though.
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>>165304996
stop projecting you maroon
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>>165304253
Guy must hate arguing about the jews...
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>>165305102
this is how I know you're retarded. You latch onto one trigger word I cleverly placed in there just to catch the morons like you. You got played again and I guess now I have to teach you fools the english language.

The word I used means you're arguing for your own personal bias and crony mentality and tribal interests. dumbass
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>>165302575
why do you still come here to post this?
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>>165304053
Online relationships especially between people like the people who go on this server are always shitty and fragile. I've fucked with two long distance relationships purely because they were long distance. All I had to do was maintain a better personality than the other person's current partner and also give two shits about them without coming off as a desperate beta. I'm an ugly motherfucker and nice looking girls have cheated on their partners of over a year that they HAD MET IN PERSON over me. The worst part about it is that their boyfriends are still good friends with me since they had literally no idea that it was going on.

Just keep that in mind before you get invested in a long distance relationship.
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>>165305025
true.
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>>165305004
I think the want to pretend comes from pent up issues. It might not be obvious, but there's nothing ordinary about wanting to be a 10ft Minotaur with a horse dick.
>>165305269
Honestly just sounds like you're a huge asshole with some issues yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T70-HTlKRXo

2hotdogs on the left with his quadruple digit IQ
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>>165304053
>tfw have been in a two and a half year long internet relationship met on /pol/
>visited eachother a year ago and succd and cuddled alot
>this month im moving in with him
>he introduced me to the server a month ago after pushing for months
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>>165305789
how big is celts dick?
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>>165305789
how big is celts dick?
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>>165305789
how big is celts dick?
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>>165305862
Does celt have a boyfriend?
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>>165305862
>>165305895
>>165305998
>>165306003
Celt doesn't go on /pol/, he's a raging liberal
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>>165306035
how big is celts dick?
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>>165306035
how big is celts dick?
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>>165305269
See that's the funny thing about online relationships, they're basically just friendships with sexting attached. 99% of online relationships end with things just fizzling out because one person has gotten what they wanted out of it, usually someone to sext them without the time investment or stress that comes with actually interacting with another person in real life.
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>tfw you know how big celts dick is
probably not even the only person here
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>>165306379
how big is celts dick?
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>>165306310
That only happens in the first month or so. After that you actually begin to explore eachother personality and begin to test eachother limits and develop upon eachother. But it depends on the people, me and my boyfriend do get in fights but we always resolve it and learn from it.
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>>165305657
It was a dick move to do it to my friend, but the first girl and I had just become really really close friends. She initiated it by saying the first "I love you"l." We ended up meeting in person a few times, but I ended it because I just felt that it wasn't the right thing to do, and I wanted to stop before it got TOO serious.

The second time, it was between me and a friend of 7 years. She always talked to me about the issues that her current boyfriend had and some of her own problems all the time, so she ended up falling for me. We're back to being just friends after being together for a while, I broke up with her because of some dependency issues she had, which didn't really go poorly. The camming and shit still casually happens, but that's just because we're such good friends and know that each other appreciate it. It's like the one Seinfeld episode where Jerry and Elaine stay friends but keep having sex.

So really, I don't see any huge issues with it, it's not like I actively tried to fuck anyone over.
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when did this thread turn into /r9k/

at least it's better than waifufaggotry
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CAN WE STOP THIS SHIT AND GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT AVA...the vidya?
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Really specific request: A while ago here there was a guy who made a SM engine which used conveyorbelts and two/three crystals
Anyone got the picture/gif/whatever of it so i can show someone?
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>>165306928
Nick Weller's madman engine
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>>165306763
It's because Av*da and the other waifu posters have no idea how to contribute to conversations about relationships because they're autists who only know how to mimic their h-doujins during ERP sessions.

>>165306928
Crystals or shards?
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>>165306928
You're aware that it didn't work, right?
It exploded immediately.
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>>165304053

hi, dattinderbox! still metagaming?
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>>165307048
I think it was shards
>>165307031
Probably
>>165307087
Regardless
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>>165307120
Oh, okay. I would be fucking horrified to try ANYTHING with more than one crystal.
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>>165306310
I had a LDR with a girl a few years ago now. Both of us found the whole sexting thing too awkward; didn't help she was a mormon and didn't even know how to masturbate but that's something else; we would just call each other, talk and play games. It was nice and we were always there for each other. But with the distance being too much and us both being poor college students; we decided to call it off and just be friends because we'd probably never get to meet for years. Two days later she was back dating her previous LDR who was a massive cunt and tried to control her like she was a pet or something so I just stopped talking to her
I keep a drawing of us a mutual friend on my desk, I think I posted it in the thread once on a bad day.
why did I even bother writing this.
>>165307101
>datinderbox
I'm genuinely insulted, because he literally pretends to be his character and brags that his character has a large dick.
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>>165307282

someone already leaked his mushroom dick and selfie on discord chat, he's been known to meta-game a lot and bitch at people on steam/discord to resurrect his ass if he's dead
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>>165305240
No, you made a typo
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>>165307282
It's all good man, I getcha. Love is a strange thing. You just need to talk about it, but you never know why.

Let's stop derailing the thread, I feel like we're being as bad as the rampant waifushitters.
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>>165307453
if the metagame thing was true then surely he'd be banned by now? all it would take is one legit screenshot
>>165307535
it's not like anyone here talks about something better
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>legitimate relationship talk starts
>waifuposting stops
wew

By the way, could someone explain to me how the pipes in the atmos room works? Pipe autism look really fun, but I want to be a productive atmos tech before I go on to do fun projects.
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>tfw when your boyfriend tells you what dicks the admins on discord like
>they all have great taste
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>>165308157
>Pipe Autism
>Fun

Atmos has literally one job. And thats to flood the Station with Plasma, or to stop the AI from flooding the station with plasma by powergaming.

Pipe Autism is a fucking meme.
>Me make gas cold
>Me make gas hot
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>>165306928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIiBB1dA-3o
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>>165308310
Well, what kind of autism do you like?

And atmos has more of a responsibility than that. They set up power if engineers are missing/incompetent, fix breaches and piping issues, and make distro work better.

Not to mention they make the best bombs. It's not hard to snag a TTV.
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All women should be killed. In game and outside of it.
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>>165308157
There isn't much you need to do to optimize atmospherics. Set up a way to keep distro at 101.3kPA. The best way is a digital valve with a script. Then, just over pressurize the pipe behind it by setting the N2, O2 and Air Mix outputs to max.
From there, you just need to freeze the atmospherics end of the waste loop, not the entire thing. Make sure waste is dumping into it as fast as possible, add some more vents at the end. Don't destroy the Large vent, make a 3 way and branch off.
If an engineer doesn't come by to cool plasma, start that for him, it's really simple.

But from there, just go wild and try whatever to make a meme filter, a meme mixing area, whatever you want, but it's really not needed. You should also watch your values, the mixing room and stuff. If borgs are being weird, replace them with manual values, but don't do it before that, because that's metagaming otherwise.
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>>165308157
AAC/digi valve on the distro and possibly your favorite flavor of pumps to go along with it, I like a passive gate as a backup.
Remove the volume pump on the scrubber like and the mix chamber/distro line and put a normal pipe back for the scrubber.
Cool the scrubber line with space HE pipes.
Just get creative, the worst you can do is touch/look at the plasma miner the wrong way and leak some plasma.
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>>165308629
Someone sets vents to internal 0 kPa through some strange mechanism. Do the vents hemorrhage more gas if distro is at 1000 kPa compared to 100 kPa?
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>>165308493
>Atmos Techs setting up power
>Fix breaches
>Fix pipe issues

Don't lie, Atmos players only want to get da Fire Axe flood da Blasma XDD
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>>165306636
I want to call you an ass but I understand that it happens. But then, I haven't always been a good partner for similar things so, the blame falls on most, if not all, parties in these kind of things...
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>>165307526
i meant what I said as I said it you stupid faggot
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>>165308907
Do people really just ignore such a big fucking responsibility like that? Setting up power as the only person in the department should just be implied. It's like doing R&D as the only scientist except if it doesn't get done NOBODY can do their job. Shit like that really gets on my nerves.
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Who do you think is best wife / husband material OOC?
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http://stats.ss13.moe/
NOW WITH:
Per-month global stats view (I should probably have renamed that link/page)
Index page has:
- Map play rate
- Explosions / match
- Deaths / match

Also, fixed revsquad not showing in global stats
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>>165309351
If you see a scientist with a fluff title, 90% of the time they won't do R&D
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>>165309467
what makes you think that?
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>>165309436
It's the department with the shittiest players, in my opinion.

Cargo is bad because players lack experience, most of the time.
Medbay players are asses because of the stress that they have put on them.

However, science players are usually shitters with bad attitudes despite having both experience AND a complete lack of responsibility besides borging bad guys and handing out ddrills.
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>>165309423
>http://stats.ss13.moe/globalstats?month=1&year=2017&timespan=monthly

What is defined as a win/loss?

Is it the crew winning? Or the antag winning? Or is it based on the score?
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>>165309771
They're pretty bad. It takes like, 5-10 minutes to do R&D so people can get what they need out of it, but they all just leave to do their fluff titled jobs and ignore it.
Cargo is usually okay in my experience, if there's a QM there's a higher chance of it being good.
But yeah, as a medbay player, it just isn't very fun sometimes so it makes you moody.
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You are an engineer. You see a mechanic steal an engineering hardsuit, an engineering GPS, and a jetpack. However, he comes back 20 minutes later with the gooncode and returns the suit and jetpack. How do you react?
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>>165309374
Based on the discord, kammerjunk, celt, amikawaii, and zenny seem to be among thr more levelheaded and friendly, so i vote them
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>>165310004
Antag winning.
In the case of individual antag modes, it's:
antag objectives succeeded / antag objs total > 0.49

Which in layman's terms means that, for every antag, if ALL of their objectives completed are more than half of all objectives, they got a mode win.

Which is really dumb in the case of modes like wizard, but it's what I've got.

I keep forgetting to clarify who "won" on the page.
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Is there a mirror in the wizard den?
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>>165306928
>>165307031
>>165307087
I fucking love ss13.
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>>165310363
I don't react to it because i'm not autistic enough to sperg out over someone taking a hardsuit as mechanic
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>>165310363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXFQaQGLq0
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>>165308530
Heres your (you), smelly autist.
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>>165310363
I report his theft to the authorities so the full force of the DMCA can be applied to his criminal ass.
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>>165309771
>>165310043
Science is my favorite department but I've stopped playing it almost entirely because everyone just fucks off silently for the entire round.

One time I was playing science all day and there was this one guy who would go straight to making bombs, blow up the test range, then go AFK for the rest of the round. Finally one round he rolled traitor and blew up medbay like five minutes in and forced a shuttle. Never saw him in science after that. This is basically science in a nutshell.
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Is the color changing too obnoxious?
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>>165311778
NERF TTV BOMBS

ADD NEW BOMBS THAT ADD A DEFUSAL MECHANIC TO THE GAME, BUT INCREASE THE BOMB CAP.
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>>165311778
I used to really enjoy playing robotics, but when you're the only person in science you end up being gimped by not having access to most of the department. And if I go scientist, you end up just spending all your time in R&D without any time to do robo stuff because no one else will. Really drained the fun out of the role because it was either: be bored in R&D all round just printing stuff for people or get bitched at for being in robo.
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>>165311995
I'm fine with it.
Could make it so it goes slower and it might be better
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>>165312046
when u code it
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>>165312076
Fuck, it's so obnoxious. I used to play RD like every round and I would end up having to do R&D myself 90% of the time because no one wants to do anything. You get the occasional round where someone wants to do something cool like build a robot boxing arena but there are rounds where I won't see another scientist until shuttle call.

>>165312046
A bomb locating tool and diffusing kit could be cool, bomb squad would be potentially fun
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You are an engineer.

You see a disposal line set up to deliver an armed bomb to the bar, where it will blow up and kill six people and also depressurize most of the station. You can't get into the system but you can change the disposal line. You have time to redirect it into a different disposal line, which will go to Virology and kill three players, but not damage the hull or atmos. However, you know from your metagaming that these players are of better quality than the other players, because they were responsible enough to report to virology when they were infect instead of wandering among the rest of the crew. If you do anything else (such as try to just take out a segment of the piping instead of redirecting the bomb), it will blow up and kill you, the AI, and twelve innocent bystanders who are irresponsibly getting in the way of an engineer doing his duty.

Also suppose that your choice will be used as a model for Probe when discussing how to deal with bomb situations, so it will become the standard behavior and thus your choice will be magnified an arbitrarily large number of times.

What do you do?
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>>165312781
>You are an engineer.

>You see a disposal line set up to deliver an armed bomb to the bar
Tell sec and move on.
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>>165312781
deconstruct the pipe and let the bomb fly into a wall, where I pick it up and just turn it off because it's that easy.
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>>165309423
>still doesn't show the player count when starting/ending
one fucking job
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>>165312883
>If you do anything else (such as try to just take out a segment of the piping instead of redirecting the bomb), it will blow up and kill you, the AI, and twelve innocent bystanders who are irresponsibly getting in the way of an engineer doing his duty.
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>>165312913
That requires lots of tedious work in the game's actual code
And literally anyone can do it
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>>165312932
that's not how bombs work, so stop making shit hypotheticals.
If its a proxy sensor, it'll blow when it notices anyone in the range when it's moving. So the chances are it's gonna blow up before it even reaches the bar anyway, and you won't be able to redirect it anywhere anyway.
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>>165312781
wonder what the fuck went wrong in my life for me to be playing the worst department in the game
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>>165312781
slice the pipes and blow myself up because i am metagaming scum
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what's up, space nerds
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>>165312990
>That requires lots of tedious work
>literally anyone can do it
As if the "anyone can do it" statement wasn't false already, those two are mutually exclusive. What a crummy excuse, just say you don't want to do it.
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>>165313031
>The people who play engineering in space station 13 are so autistic, their response to the trolley problem would be "REEE TROLLEYS DON'T WORK THAT WAY REEE"

Truly the most easily disturbed of spacemen
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>>165313163
you can solve the trolley problem without anyone dying, and in this case it is extremely easy to solve due to the way bombs work
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>>165313178
MOODS
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>>165313163
this isn't the trolley problem.
this is trying to use a bad hypothetical to justify changing something in the game.

>Also suppose that your choice will be used as a model for Probe when discussing how to deal with bomb situations, so it will become the standard behavior and thus your choice will be magnified an arbitrarily large number of times.

Things work in a set way in space. This isn't anything like the trolley problem because the game has very set mechanics you can't just bend to your will, like you could with a runaway trolley.
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>>165313178
>cat ears are literally a part of their hair
how the fuck does this even work
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WTF IS HAPPENING
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Really MoMMI? The server?
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>>165313995
derelict mommis crashed the server with a trash engine
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>>165313995
ITS STILL UP STOP ICK OCKING
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>>165312245
Slowing it down helped it quite a bit.
Much more relaxing to look at now.
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so what happened to the preferences tab? I can't change my preferences to hear admin midi's or see OOC
I'm assuming it's been adjusted or moved?
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>>165314346
In the menu bar in the top left of the window, press settings -> general settings.
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>>165314425
cool thanks. I figure I should update byond too, since it's been months since I was on last
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I NEED TO SEE MISSION END REPORT
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C L O W N C A P T A I N

Avalona you are guilty of treason, report to the execution chamber at once.
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Cool Bear here.
Just letting you all know, greed's not cool, and drugs aren't cool.

Check out this kickflip, bro.
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POWER TO STAGE ONE EMITTERS IN 3, 2, 1!
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>>165314315
I love it.
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>>165314585
A real hero, too bad we didn't get to face off with PUNISHED STEPH.
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>guns and all access for everyone
>station doesnt immediately fall apart
>real captain goes brain dead right after he joins and sees clown captain
sad.
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>Pulled off a grand heist of the AI core with Spraticuz and Cool Bear
>Saved the station from the greedy AI
>Went from graffiti artist to real human bean
>Blob memes on us all in the home stretch

We truly were the LazyTown.
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>play assistant
>usually only play assistant on box because I know maint like the back of my hand
>decide to play assistant on deff
>find library
>find strip club
>find cafe
>couldn't even find everything in an extended round because I was having so much fun playing bartender in the cafe
wtf I love deff now???
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what are mommis supposed to do during blob?
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>>165314746
>>165314569
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
THE SECOND AVALONA TRIED TO STAGE A COUP EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT

CLOWN CAP WAS THE B E S T
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Cap here.
Jew AI is the best.
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>>165314813
Kill themselves or fuck off.
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For the record, S.T.A.L.I.N. had an ion law that all villains and heroes were non-human.
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>>165314895

>Stalin makes me confirm that I'm a hero when I'm calling the shuttle and preventing a recall

Spoopy
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>>165314638
https://youtu.be/MF0Hj2mwH84
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>clown captain
>decoy clown captain
>real captain (braindead)
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>>165314986
???
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I gave Sparticruz a sleep toxined potato
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>>165315194
?????
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So what happened to Zenny Hunt after he defied my rule?

Literally never saw him again after that first time.
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Medical was a nightmare that round.

Thank you, blob. Thank you for the sweet release.
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>kurt jacobs reenacting we are number one with the rotten suit
>faxes centcomm for heroes
>their best men are assembled into a squad is assembled: Spraticuz, Sleepy Steph, Owlman and Cool Bear
>get deployed
>kurt rotten and co spray water and bananas everywhere
>it fails and they run off
>the crew go to the bar and are horrified at how unhealthy it all is
>"this ain't cool"
>totally not Kurt Rotten appears and asks I escort them to medbay
>I do so and I am rewarded with a potato
>it was a candy potato
>Kurt fucks up the reenactment and Spraticuz is left in virology for like 10 minutes
>escape to find the crew has been seperated, find cool bear and ivy
>apparanrtly the AI has gone mad with money
>break in and install paladin
>the JUSTICE was too much and it preferred to die with dosh, than live without
>entire team regroups and we do generic hero shit with all the viruses about
>skeleton consumes cool bear
>steph is shattered by grief
>we fear she may become VENOM STEPH
>blob hits
>SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA LUBE
>the remaining heroes and the clown beater make it to the centcomm ferry

That was certainly something.
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>>165315323
>just wanted to do some genetics
>wrap it up after distributing injectors
>realize things were far worse than I thought
>come back and get a second virus
>cure it AS A BLOB IS DESTROYING VIROLOGY
>walk out of viro and slip on lube, flying right into ANOTHER BLOB AND INSTANTLY DIE
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>>165315606
Honk
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>>165315194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_SKGOwcFTQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2m
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Would it still be fun today?

Reminder that the only gamemodes were Traitor, Monkey Virus, Meteor, Blob, and Nuke Ops
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>>165316402
Someone should re-create it as a vault or such
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>>165316616
I mean, it's already what the derelict is
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>>165316402
>>165316616
The station that derelict is based off of is basically this
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>>165316683
>>165316712
Oh shit, I had no clue
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>>165316740
Look closely at the top right and imagine the research section of the derelict. Then walk your minds eye down the corridor traveling south. You'll be able to recognize command.
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>>165316402
>The AI upload death corridor
Deff doesn't go far enough
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>>165316402
>>165316683
>tfw you realize that the giant hole near the bottom of the Derelict is where Atmos was on Oldstation

really interesting
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>>165316402
>there's actual grilles covering all the windows
oldmappers knew what they were doing, none of this "central highway has fishtank windows with no purpose other than to cause breaches"
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>Baldman returns

Did fatbaldbastard really come back?
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serb dead again?
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ded?
>>
ded serb?
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serb please :c
It was so comfy.
>>
rip
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>you were just about to rough up an uppity cargo tech
>serb dies
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>>165318405
yeah I was about ready to go chill with the greyshits
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>>165318417
>learning how to mechanic, replacing airlock assemblies
comfy ruined
>>
Is this just going to happen everytime I do a time intensive role? Christ.
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>greyshits actually make the bar comfy
>serb dies
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>@**$. Saigon Sam is currently being harmed, as they are having a bad day. It's your sole duty to cheer him up.

Did we cheer you up?
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>>165318453
>dougal the turboshitter crashes the serb to escape a good ol' robusting

shame
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>>165318505
I was halfway done with an SME on the derelict
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>you were about to destroy the shipping computer to stop a shitboi from ordering his b&e tools
feels bad, man
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>>165318542

i was so cheered up ;-;
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>>165318554
if he stuck by his guns and had a legit reason besides "gloves for engineering only" while wearing gloves i would have left him alone. >>165318672
i would have just stunned you and taken yours
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>>165318795
Thats fair enough

I wasnt going to give you gloves because I know the only reason that the only reason people order gloves is so they can break into places

I had gloves on because I usually just order the crate at the start to fuck off and be a greyshit + but i was alone in cargo so I actually had to do my job
>>
What do you guys think of the new laser beam sprites?
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>>165318928
>the only reason people order gloves is to break into places

I order them every round I do a ghetto bar build, kinda hard to do it without them and I'm not going to go breaking into engineering for them.
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>>165318554
>if you don't give security everything they ask for you're a shitter
nice meme KIDDO
>>165319053
If I was given an explanation besides "fuck you gibb globes" maybe i would have given them gloves, but if you really want to break into somewhere as the HoS go get your battering ram
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>>165312781
Let it kill the people in the bar because if I switch the pipes then I become responsible for the death of the players in virology and promptly banned for grief.
Best you can do is yell for to clear because there's a bomb in the bar.
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>>165312781
Would be better as a borg, where you MUST act. An engineer can just shrug it off and repair the breach.
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>>165318305
nexis, you melt
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>>165319157
>not giving security everything they ask for

>heh, sure would be a shame if those security shitters didn't get what they needed :)

holy fuck

ban request when
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>>165318928
i had all access why the fuck would i need to get gloves to break into places, 9/10 any breaking into places is in response to HELP VIRO NOW
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>be borg
>guy flying around outside shuttle with a pulse rifle, doesnt say anything
>still flying around outside the shuttle there's a busted out window
>not sure whats going on
>autistic screeching of STOP STOP STOP
>havent even fired at him, just following him around
>Fire a taser round as he's cornered since i have no idea if he depressurised or not
>I miss but he flies off into space
>Comes back later
>go out to see him
>STOP STOP STOP
>doesnt say anything else then starts firing a pulse rifle at me
>Get blinded, but I managed to hit the taser shot
>proceeds to curse me out and say im violating my laws
>autistic screeching
>just put him in sec area of shuttle and listen to him bitch for the shuttle ride home

why is slate slabrock literally the worst?
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>>165320676
yes
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>>165320256
>Security guards NEED insulated gloves to do their job
>Security guards NEED RCDs to do their job
nice meme
>>165320543
Sorry for not assuming you had all access mang, usually HoS' don't have that
Again, if you even tried to explain why you needed gloves you could have said that instead of "GIB GLOBES NOW ASSHOLE" or tasing me several times
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>>165320676
>havent even fired at him, just following him around
fucking lier

[22:06:26]ATTACK: HEROBOT (errantaron) fired the taser gun (proj:electrode) at space (319,237,1) <<<<< firing on me right here
[22:06:33]ATTACK: Hachi (soose) has stripped a chef's uniform from Leland Shaner's uniform ()
[22:06:34]ATTACK: Hachi (soose) has stripped some black shoes from Leland Shaner's feet ()
[22:06:34]ATTACK: Hachi (soose) has stripped Chef's apron from Leland Shaner's suit ()
[22:07:02]ATTACK: Slate Slabrock (boondoggy1) fired the pulse rifle (proj:pulse) at space (316,237,1)
[22:07:03]ATTACK: Slate Slabrock (boondoggy1) fired the pulse rifle (proj:pulse) at space (315,237,1)
[22:07:04]ATTACK: Slate Slabrock (boondoggy1) fired the pulse rifle (proj:pulse) at the lattice (315,236,1)

>telling you to stop twice is autistic screeching
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>>165321068
>hachi keeps making his way onto unrelated logs for absolutely no reason
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>>165320676
Because he plays this game like an FPS.
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>>165321068
what does 'fire a taser round as he's cornered since i have no idea if he depressurised or not' mean to you
or
'i miss but he flies off into space'

its almost like you didnt bother to read my post
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>>165301504
>Be me
>Order Medical Crate
>Get a bunch of auto injectors
>Fill them with chloral
>Hand the box to security and tell them I found these in Avada's secret Maint Fort
>Security nods at me, and tells me they will kill her
>Hear over the radio she was killed
>I wasnt even an antag and I got her killed

Feels good desu.
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>>165321229
why would you fire at me, you had no reason to, i assumed you were subverted. So am i just supposed to assume you are friendly after you fired on me on asimov for now concrete reason
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>>165321489
because you didnt say anything other than telling me to stop you mongoloid and someone broke the fucking windows. you were the most likely culprit because you were the only one with a gun out.
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>Thinking I should do some space
>Eh, maybe after I rea...
>Byond feed beeps with Higoten saying just singing in the rain.
>As a tremor hits
WAKE ME UP
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>>165321489
>guy flying around outside shuttle with a pulse rifle, doesnt say anything
what about this is hard to understand
he fired towards you because you were suspicious as fuck and probably broke the windows
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>>165321489
>Had a pulse rifle out
>In space
>why would you fire at me, you had no reason to
SHUTTLE SHOOTER DINDUNUFFIN, GREYS DID 2424, NANOTRASEN PUTS FLOURIDE IN YOUR TAP WATER
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>>165321489
>silent autist flying around in space with a rifle out
>flying around right next to several shattered, depressurized windows
>wtf why did you shoot me
What is the problem with your brain, Slate?
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>>165321645
Slate Slabrock/Boondoggy1 (@315,235,1) As Galactic Common : STOP
Slate Slabrock/Boondoggy1 (@323,242,1) As Galactic Common : BORG
Slate Slabrock/Boondoggy1 (@323,242,1) As Galactic Common : A guy had a gun

before the exchange happened of fire happened, all you had to do was stop following my silently like you were going to gank me and ask me to explain myself more
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>>165322028
i flew back after he fired on me and tried to explain myself, he comes out and runs at me after i try to back down telling him to stop, what am i supposed to think
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>>165320927
Honestly, an RCD is pretty competitive for sec if you run a fourth backpack "box" so you have a couple extra slots instead of a scanner/second gun and either get the antique or plan on ignoring shit to get two AEG kits. You can just mag up, pop the floor and hit your haha eat shit kiddo macro.
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>>165322259
Extra slots for spare chips*
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how is it that it's always evangelyne who goes about making stuff the most unfun possible
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>>165322149
use of lethal weapons is not permitted
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>>165323187
No, I mean 'vamp round? bomb half the base' unfun. At that point you're not even /trying/ to complete the objective.
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>>165323225
We should force antags to do their objectives or gimmicks every time desu.
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>>165323225
>Being an objective shitter
Most of the objectives are a joke and the rest get more boring the longer you play. Dare to dream and antagonize outside the box.
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>>165323164
usage does not equal possession, you never saw me use a weapon before that though, in fact all evidence at that point showed that i wasnt going to, given the fact that you fired on me and i didn't return fire, then ran away to deescalate the situation.
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>>165323294
>>165323541
You guys do how you guys do, I just don't see what's the point of blowing up half the base as a vampire when other fun things are trying to happen mid-round. Not every antag should be forced to do the same gimmicks in order to get their missions done, but at least land somewhere in the same ballpark.

I'm probably overreacting, but for god's sake that was way too extra and I was looking forward to the away mission.
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>>165323740
Pulses are too high of a risk when combined with deviant behavior. Belt it if you got a problem.

>>165323792
I blow up have the base and then recall spam until the fix it
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>>165323842
Sarah Johson go away
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Need some feedback again.
Any suggestions for improving this, the heads in particular?
Planning on making 2 more VS sections with Sec VS Cargonia and Clown VS Mime, but I want to get it looking properly first.
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>>165324558
guy in the left needs to have a red uniform, other than that, p good
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>>165324584
Left one is the captain though. Guess it might be more recognizable if I switch out his cap with his helmet.
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>>165324771
That looks more like a beret
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>>165322028
>muh potential harm
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>>165325183
Yeah, you're right.
At least that means I can re-use it for sec.
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I don't know what this game is but you guys are worse than /feg/
I like it here
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>>165323056
Some weaboo faggot.
Lets collectively report the images so he gets banned and will stop shitting our already shitty thread further.
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>>165325362
You play as a role on the space station and shill your waifu character in the thread into forced meme status until you get banned.
Lather rinse repeat.
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>>165323842
Note that some Law 2 Requests can be tricky. If there's outstanding possibility ofimmediate harm you can ignore the order.

Right from the fucking wiki, I don't see how the head of security, not shooting at anyone, after telling you why the shuttle was broken, counts as outstanding possibility of immediate harm to another person especially when there is a stun setting on the weapon.
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>someone comes up to your front window and asks for something from your department
>you give it to them
>they do not say thank you

How do you get even?
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>>165324558
>>165324584
>>165324771
what he said. sec fights assistants. captain fights.. nothing. or everyone depending on what kinda shift it is.

still thats a sick sign
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>>165325362
no i'm pretty sure that feg is exactly like here.
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>>165326061
plasmaflood
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>>165326061
Get a borg to stun them and bring them back to say it
>captcha: calle borgo
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During that round my UI froze four (4) times.

And the nanoUI maps STILL aren't loading.
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>>165326760
>And the nanoUI maps STILL aren't loading.
Same here
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>>165326827
Yeah they're totally fucked and no one knows why.
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Oh yeah that reminds me.

>be geneticist on Deff earlier
>assistant follows a doctor into genetics dragging a body and ejects my monkeyman and moves me away from my console
>puts it in another one after i get huffy and starts making a UI+UE
>the fucking hell you walk into here and wordlessly mess with the equipment for something dangerous
>push him and disposal him
>he comes back and gets in an AI fight with me over opening the doors to genetics
>sec never comes to deal with it so I ask the AI to bolt the doors
>he comes back again and welds through the wall
>push him over again and disposal him again
>he comes back AGAIN and decides it isn't worth the fight and leaves
I never knew what he wanted or why. He never said a word to me. He just really wanted to either change his identity or fuck someone elses up. All he had to do was ask and give some reasonable excuse.
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>tfw play /vg/ for the interactions and fun ideas people come up with
>tfw i haven't seen anybody who's fun to be around/does cool shit for a month, just mute hippie shitters who collect valids and call the shuttle
fuck
where do i play now that /vg/ is overrun with deathmatching faggots
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>>165327656
Anon its 3am no ones even awake to get baited try again in 12 hours when some dumb cucks gonna buy your shit.
>>
SQUAREDANCING
WHEN
>>
Bearer of the autism
Seek pipes. Larger, more voluminous pipes.
Seek the MoMMI Nest. That is the only way.
Lest this station swallow you whole
As it has so many others
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>>165327876
Its almost 2 of the afternoon, cmon anon, its not that early :^)
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>>165327876
>there can't possibly be people who like RP on VG lmao
>lmao its just bait RP isnt real go back to bay

Fuck off back to Hippie, shitter.
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>>165327937
S Y D N E Y
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>>165327956
>VG
>instantly going to the hippie shitter line

day in day out anon. it doesn't get any fresher but you keep trying.

please innovate.

>>165327937
>BEING IN THE WRONG PART OF THE WORLD
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>>165327956
Please be in Australia
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*ping
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>>165326995
>communication
>even a modicum of interaction with other players besides clicking on them to make them horizontal
Go back to bay you fucking faggot
>>
>it's an admin didn't get the map they wanted so they re-roll and kill the servers population
>>
What's something simple you want coded or sprited?
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>>165328939
Sadly no the master controller is causing map voting to go haywire. We should have it sorted out tomorrow.

Sorry we didn't catch it in testing.
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>>165328982
remove the walls from treadmills so people can walk over them, it'll create a new engine.
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>>165328982
Mixing soda with candy to create exploding cans.
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>>165329020
Treadmills are already an engine and they don't work without the unidirectional wall If walking forward made you dismount from the treadmill it would be super annoying to use
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>see the QM with stun glubbs
>hes afk
>take them
>turn them into security
>comms off
>its fucking malf
>go to science to shut it all down
>QM is there
>QM repeatedly tables me
>cant do anything and science is incompetent
>AI borgs everyone with no resistance

good round everyone
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>>165328982
Spider pheromones or a plasma pistol in the armory of Box.
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>>165329020
wouldnt it make more sense just to have piezoelectrical floor tiles instead?
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>>165329173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjUCjNQxjrU
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>>165328982
More chaplain-y stuff would be nice. Perhaps a glowy thing behind their heads like a lot of religious imagery?

Maybe a cross to crucify themselves on?
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>>165329313
>Perhaps a glowy thing behind their heads like a lot of religious imagery?
..."Halo". The word you're looking for is "halo".
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>>165329173
>Fucking with the Quartermaster
That isn't some lowly assistant. You did the right thing but you have to appreciate who you messed with. It's like stealing the clowns PDA. You can do it but there will be repercussions.
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>>165329367
I always assumed halo's were the rings you typically see on the heads of angels. Didn't know the two were one and the same.

Sheesh.
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>>165329367
>>165329387
Halo also refers to the rings of light you see around a light source if your vision is unfocused (such as if you need glasses but aren't wearing them), and can also refer to something which is High Altitude Low Orbit
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Unban 2hotdogs
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>nexis is back
>He doesn't play he just observes
>Not even an admin
>He just codes for us

What brings him back?
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>>165330729
free kingston
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>>165330813
autism
>>
>>165330813
Don't question the eggman, just go with it
>>
So whats Emilia like? Havent seen her shitting around or meming the one minute.
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>>165330813
>nexis is back
great
>He doesn't play he just observes
understandable when the server is full of shitters
>Not even an admin
why would he? babysitting autists is terrible
>He just codes for us
coding is fun
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>>165329267
what the fuck is that and how do i make one
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>>165331496
Emilia is some random waifu haired nerd who thinks being a greyshirt is all about tiding and missing the whole point about the tide, which is the core principle that stealing what people will not use is fine and dandy, but its not all you do or all you should do.

Greytide is more than senseless grief, its a sort of anarchic state of mind, a revolution against those that mistreat you just because they are above you, a sort of karmic justice system against people who abuse power or are plain outright dicks, those that fuck with the tide or the station enough get tided back, as should be, stealing is just part of the fun, but thinking mindless authority hate, petty theft and id stealing is what the tide is all about is just dumb, its a excuse to grief.
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>>165331496
>wears a maid dress and cat ears every round
>claims that they aren't a waifu
Really gets the noggin joggin'
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>>165325193
>ZAS
>"potential" harm
lol?
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tres amigos
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I want to hug the pink haired mime!
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>>165330813
not nexis, but observing rounds is very relaxing
>>
>tfw too hungry to commit myself to ss13
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bully.exe
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>>165331496
>Whenever I see Emilia, they're an assistant
>They ALWAYS are fucking with sec
>They ALWAYS are looking for shit they shouldn't have

This isn't what being an assistant is.
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>>165333880
But every single assistant is like this.
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>>165333956
No, they're not against authority for the sake of being against authority. A good assistant will support a good crew.
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>>165333549
Shut the fuck up Avada
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>>165334092
hey avada is a decent mime
kind of
at the very least they're not a moron who can't do something funny

like me
>>
>>165334465
>Decent mime

Never actually seen them do mime things
>>
"I need feminism to removr the stigma from getting my cervix tickled by horsecock."

T. Kammerjunk
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>>165334575
the fuck kind of shitposting is this
>>
>>165326148
Are there any Tsundere waifus in spess
>>
>>165334539
they kinda do the whole 'partner up with clown for antics' thing
at least whenever i noticed their mime
>>
>>165334539
Literally just plays an assistant who can't talk. Insulateds and sunglasses at round-start.
>>
I'm new to ss13, how many players per round are on the /ss13g/ on average? How many people will yell at me for being a assistant if I'm still learning things?
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>>165335965
It varies by server and by time. During our most active hours we have 70-80 people on, during our least active hours we average 20-30.

Assistants have literally no responsibilities, so no one will care if you don't know all the common mechanics yet, because no one expects you to do anything anyway.
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>>165335965
You don't play assistant to learn things but to learn the UI

once you learn the UI, play Cargo or if you feel adventurous, Engineering.

There's maybe 30-50 people on average, 60+ during high traffic and <20 during comfy lowpop nighttime.
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>>165335965
Depends, usually 10 people at lowish pop, less than 40 on high pop, and almost nobody will yell or berate you so long as you actually say you are new. You get a pass for that, don't worry.
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WELCOME XP x Sproinkle is my OTP. You two were fantastic that round, and sec deserved it all. Well done.
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Thank you WELCOME XP for that hilarious round of pettiness. I forgive you for crunching my leg a bit and not delivering on that food thing.
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>try to put power cells in all the abandoned deff rooms
>miss 2

FUCK
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>>165337258
Clown rules, sec drools

>>165337315
I did my very best. Did give a shoutout through the service channel for food, but no chefs available. Would've tasked a borg with it, but I was a little pre-occupied. Sorry.
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> start a round as a comfy lowpop shitcurity Grey warden
> just me and a HoS
> some assistant comes with the title "security cadet" and asks to join sec, I implant him and he later gets HoS access when the original dies
> fuck around for a bit, clown's stolen the spare, just the usual yakety, he escapes perma because I left his captain-ID with him, we keep running around and escalating while I camp the AI upload and get shooed out by the grey-hating ASIMOV while I get paranoid that the clown will order it to torture me or something
> AI gradually starts getting more and more obtuse with security, and the new HoS lashes out by destroying a borg as I tell him to stop and to just fix the laws, escalating to the point where the new HoS and I get stuck bolted in a room together while our prisoners run free
> we slowly and agonizingly make our way to the AI upload over the course of a painful thirty minutes where the HoS just gets more and more argumentative and less useful
> we finally get in and I upload PALADIN hoping that'll fix it
> still obtuse so I upload a freeform designating the warden and HoS as the "ultimate good and highest authority"
> STILL obtuse
> AI finally reveals that the whole reason it's pissed is because the HoS killed that borg
> I stuncuff him and the AI's now very willing to cooperate with me, actively opens doors, etc
> plot twist: HoS was a vamp the whole time, escapes by glaring
> crew just keeps getting more and more pissed
> upload ASIMOV + onehuman and tell AI to just uphold space law and side with the more innocent person
> crew is really pissed now when I tell the AI to reveal all laws
> go back to brig, get critted by HoS, borgs kill him
> they drag me to medbay where I get cuffed and anesthesized by a newly joined sec member and brought to full health
an excellent story and learning experience, highest thanks to the AI, clown, and that Bob Dole Guy who I sleepered and gave 20 units of sedative so AI wouldn't release him some way
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>>165338129
>one human the AI as non antag
Be really fucking careful with that, AI can go full AWOL any time you lose your life.
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>>165338129
Ah that's what you did to me, I thought I was stuck in there cause I was cuffed.
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Is it okay for mimes and clowns to love each other?
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>>165340273
No
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Is it normal for a round to last 13 hours and longer?
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>>165341954
Hell no
At least not on /vg/
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>>165341954
Only when there are no assistants around.
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>>165341954
I remember the legendary 6 hour round we had a while ago
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>>165341954
Depends on the server.
/vg/ rounds are usually 1-2 hours each. /tg/ rounds last I checked were about 30-45 minutes each.
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>>165342229
Derp, misread your post.
I think even bay struggles to reach 13 hours.
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>>165342317
even bay gets bored and calls for a ccrew transfer after like 3 hours
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>>165341954
You should speak to your physician about such matters
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reminder that when you transplant a brain, you can just defib the new body, no need for cloning.
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>its a 'rin drags a locker around and taze+cap lasers people and thinks this is something to be proud of' episode

The new wave of faggots really is making this server shitty to play on or even observe.
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Remember when we almost got carabiners? Those would've been really nice for Cargo.
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>>165343771
it has been like this forever
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>>165343771
Ban request it then :^)
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>It's another Rin has a murderboner episode
oh wait
It's every episode
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>>165343771
well, to be fair the vampire did tell all the thralls to kill each other, since only one would be allowed on the shuttle, what are you complaining about?
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>>165343872
because I watched Rin ask the vamp for the deathmatch in the first place
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>>165343771
the goal isn't to be liked, it's to be acknowledged

I'm sure he's masturbating right now to the idea that someone on the internet burned calories complaining about him
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>atmos tech vamp
>grabbed the spare
>quickly knock out telecomms and power
>blew the borgs
>glarecuffed 4 people to quickly get full power
>thralled the warden
>thralled a doc
>started my thrallmill in medbay and revived everyone I killed.

The rest was history. My only regret was fugging telecomms so hard.
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>>165344478
give us a code word next time you nigger
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>>165344478
>no ai
>no competent heads

being antag at like 3 am must be the easiest god damn thing
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>>165344742
It's why we get so many murderboners
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>>165344742
yeah it lets me murderbone the whole station every time and then pretend to be upset about it on the shuttle
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>>165343771
[06:34:23]SAY: Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera) (@226,250,1) has made a captain announcement: Attention crew, this is your Vampire Empress speaking. I am officially ordering you all to have A BATTLE TO THE DEATH, LAST ALIVE ON THE STATION GETS TO RIDE THE SHUTTLE HOME WITH ME! LEAVE TO SURVIVORS BUT ME! ANYTHING GOES! As long as it does not hurt me. seems pretty clear
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>>165345296
Fuck off
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>>165345296
>Felicity will never be your vampire empress

Why live?
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Sorry for my mistakes, first ai round in ages.
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>>165345965
Call it roleplay and you are set.
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>>165345296
w e w
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>>165313162
Those aren't mutually exclusive. It means the work is simple but time consuming and tedious.

There are lots of coding projects that would qualify under that.
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>>165346607
Honestly, half the problems with oldcode would be very time-consuming and tedious but simple to fix.
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>>165345759

Back off, I want her to make me her thrall and force me to hold her hand!
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>>165342110
We've had a 6 hour round, 2 5 hour rounds, and a 7 hour round within the last 6 months

All because of the tomb of rafid or a dorf fort left neglected
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>>165330875
frit til hor helvede ven
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>>165348550
don't take that tone with me
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Breast sliders when?
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>>165349063
When we get breasts.
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>>165349063
bug the guys from eros
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>>165350497
Eros is a shithole now though
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>>165350587
that was quick
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>>165350636
such are things when furries take over
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>>165350636
Anon speaks the truth. That place is a good example of power tripping admins and idea guys who cant code.
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>>165350587
I heard Eros is full of degenerates who share nudes of each other on their Discord
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>>165351469
sounds familiar
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>>165333070
>doesn't know how law 2 works, the post
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>>165338129
Oiwei, cadet, reporting in.
>got vamp
>didn't want to murderbone because lowpop
>get to the brig to have officer access
>here comes retarded grab-spare-id episode starring Clown
>HoS doesn't kick shit of him
>neither XenoWarden
>think that this is kinda normal and all will come the final something like clown returns caps id saying it was a prank
>apparently "fuck u" and clown getting fucked nd showed to the cell
>escapes
>says "You're ll fucking dead, i swear"
>lubes the halls
>finally got him, heading to the brig
>hearing him saying "AI, get the borg to free me"
>in a minute there is mediborg
>trying to drag clown away
>backup said him to "Back off"
>no responce
>flash him once
>still trying to drag clown
>flash him again anc when he tries to drag clown again flash him and beat the shit out of him
>HoS is hurting muh borgs
And also metagay AI, bolting airlocks every five seconds.
Noice shit is going on here
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>>165351832
>picname
Cykablyat
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Ex admin from Eros here. Ask me anything.
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>>165352226
Is there a snek in medical?
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>>165352226
Why would you ever go near that shithole, much less moderate it.

Why the hell are you here and how many times were you banned.

Worse player you ever found in eros.
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>>165352226
Did the rest of the team realize Celt was full of shit before you left or is he still leading them on?
It's hillarious that he'd rather code there than /vg/ now
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>>165352932
Celt was only there to help the old developers. But since they all left I doubt he actually does anything.
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>>165352801
I was there from the beginning and liked the community at its early stages.

I've been here before I was an admin on Eros. I haven't been banned once, neither from here not from Eros.

Yithani, obviously. A player called "Xenomorph Dominatrix" (their name should be enough to indicate how shitty they were) is a close second.

>>165352769
Sneks can be anywhere. Maybe at places you wouldn't think they actually are.
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>>165352226
Why are there options to choose the appearance and size of the breasts/penis? What is the point?
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>>165352932
Celt didn't actually do a whole lot from what I've heard. Mostly shit regarding hypothermia, but I don't think he made a single commit on the Github. I might be wrong though, I didn't follow development very closely.

>>165353143
Our "vision" for the server was a lot more ERP oriented in the beginning. The dicks, tits and cunts come from there.
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>>165352226
xenonia?
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>>165353682
Not gonna say who I am.
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>>165353682
Yes
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>code minor thing, tested it and worked fine
>follow guide to github, make it work, program decides to not recognize the minor change at all
>redo my steps to try and make a new repo, does not work, now I have no repo and can't follow the guide anymore

It was all going so well.
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>>165352226
What's your opinion on Australians?
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>>165355861
Neutral. Some of them rock, some of them suck.
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>>165356102
Okay, now I want your opinion on Italians and Russians. Also your favourite flavour of pizza and whether or not you're gay but only gay for Bald Men.
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>>165355847
the hardest part about getting into coding for this game is github. Its probably easier to ask someone else to push the changes on your behalf
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>>165356457
Its rule 0 of coding that to be even a meme coder, you can't fucking do that and you yourself have to learn it, despite it being a obtuse piece of shit program that requires two guides to even remotely use it.

Whatever, unless probe or some other coder wants to merge it themselves, ill just can it I guess. Why the fuck can't you just make a pull request from the site itself, just substitute a file for the one you have in a pull request.
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>>165356770
Use smartgit and ask someone to help you set it up famalam, it's much easier than it looks
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>>165356770
>Why the fuck can't you just make a pull request from the site itself
You can.
There's an "edit file" button on the top-left of the file window when you view an individual file on Github.
You can edit the file there, commit it, and make a PR all through the web interface.
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Does /vg/ even have erp code or do the waifus just emote
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>>165357703
the 'waifus' are all stuck up virgin men roleplaying girls
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>>165357448
What, this shit? Alright, ill try it then.
>>165357658
Well now.

Anyone want any crates with shit in em? I can whip some out real quick if you ever wanted something to be accessible by cargo but you were too lazy or no coder ever bothered to do it.
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>>165357703
the waifus are just greytiders that occasionally do a /me and talk about themselves incessantly in the thread. most of them are too chickenshit to actually ERP and the ones who do are usually just gross ass pear-shaped twinks who don't know the meaning of water or soap or safety razors
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>>165357703
ask your mother
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>>165358029
advanced gun crate please for even stronger cargonia!!
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>>165358152
Fuck off
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>>165356770

If SmartGit is too hard for you, use your native CLI

It's literally impossible to fuck it up, all the commands are on the wiki with detailed explanation

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Git_CLI
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>>165358029
Mech assembley kits with all the parts for Ripleys because robotics is useless for miners
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>>165358029
Sec hard suits for cargo we dont have proper EVA with real protection
thermals crate
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As a changeling, what's the best way to stop your victims from being cloned? chop their heads off and space em?
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>>165358503
Pretty much
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>>165358029
Powered crossbows foR DEUS VULT
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>Play greytide
>Get rewarded with antag
>Keep only doing greytide
>Captain orders me killing because i shot him with laser tag
>Sec lets me go because they think the captain is a retard
>Only noteworthy traitor thing was bombing the fire room with 5 IED cans
>On the shuttle throw smoke bombs everywhere with thermals and start attacking people with a sword
Fuck you sec i ain't giving you a fun time.
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>>165358152
cargo needs more exotic luxury items
busts and rare furniture like antique sofas
brick fireplace kits
cocaine
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>>165358593
When you started shouting scotland forever, I was half expecting the forever to be tied to an explosive implant, so you'd gib all of security

Maybe next time
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>>165358029
TF2 crate:
Minigun
Syringe gun
Shotgun
Sniper rifle
Chefs knife
rocket laucher
box of grenades
turret frame
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>>165358593
maybe i shouldnt've given you that donut then
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>>165358297
>>165358557
>>165358687
Memes aside, any actual requests?
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>CE make a burn chamber in the hall in front of medical
>Suprise, someone breaks a window and it kills people
>Never gives a good reason for why he made it in the hall
>I din du nuffin
>Non antag
The fuck CE, what did you think would happen?
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how did rin get unbanned from sec
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>>165358503
Spacing pretty much guarantees they won't be recovered. On the off chance that they do, most people log out after about thirty minutes if people aren't shitting out golems or treemen.
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>>165358681
I started shouting that because i was going full Highlander on the shuttle.
>>165358725
Maybe you shouldn't have shot me with lasers.
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>>165358842
Jobban request him, making volatile shit like that in unsafe places should net him a 3 day ban.
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>>165358804
Assault rifle crate because we already have a shotgun one so it makes sense

High noon crate with a revolver, hat, and poncho and clips for the gun

Scotland crate with a kilt and two claymores
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>>165358842
but did you ahelp it
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>>165358804
>>165358605
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>>165358804
Gardening kit: contains spade, several flower seeds - some exotic/some standard, several pots, and anything else I'm forgetting. mainly the pots are most important because they can be tedious to make.
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>>165358029
Plasma tank crate.
There is no way to make more plasma tanks.
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>Only way to get seeds from plants is through machinery, or through a seed clipper

Genetic trait that leaves seeds in the harvested fruit, that can then be harvested afterwards in some way not requiring machinery when?
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>>165359032
Assault rifle one seems a bit polarizing, ill ask the coders if that would be alright.

High noon, while hilarious, would either make me use the detectives revolver or the syndicate revolver, both of which should not be multiple of to begin with. Sorry, but even if emag only, extra revolvers should not be spread around all willy nilly, get a ranching crate for the hat.

No, I will not make people be able to get a 40 brute melee damage weapon just because they bough a crate from cargo, you want 40 brute swords, go be a cultist.
>>165359076
How many pots are we talking anon, 5 sound good? I can do poppies, harebells and the sun/moon flowers for seeds, sounds good?
>>165359037
For now, im just making crates with stuff in them, ill do those later if I can.
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>>165359032
>>165358687
>>165358430
>>165358152
gib us mor ebin guns and the space armors XD

how about we get an actual radiation suit crate?
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>>165359510
There's a toxins crate under the science subsection that has plasma tanks in it
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>>165358860
Rin was never banned from sec, only from heads
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>>165358804
Overwatch crate:
Assault Rifle
Revolver
Two shotguns
Laser pistol
Syringe gun
Sniper rifle
Fire axe
Durand with machine gun and armor and power unit
Plasma cannon
Hulk genes
grappling hook and shotgun
rocket launcher
bear trap and a box of grenades
tempreture gun and cold foam grenades
katana (real)
powered crossbow
minigun
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>>165359526
nigga you can just use a pair of wirecutters on a plant and you have infinite
>>165359551
make at an even number, like 6 or 8, as far as seed wise is it possible to add the "weed" seed? (it's the flower patch looking one that can only be obtained by sampling a weed patch that's overtaken a hydroponics tray)
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>>165359660
Never heard of it, thanks.
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>>165358804
Cake assortment crate, like the pizza one but with cakes.
Doing birthdays or partys are hard with no one to make cakes.
Spray bottle crate. Has three empty spray bottles, I can't find how to get more ever so into cargo it goes.
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>>165360092
You can only use wirecutters on a plant once a plant.

What if you just have a fruit and you're in the middle of nowhere?
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>>165360092
Ill try it now, 6 it is.
>>165360293
What cakes and how many
Spray bottles can be found within the janitor cleaning supply crate, I am not going to make sprayers common use or make them widespread, I know that they will be abused to fuck, and making a crate with only sprayers is both stupid and inviting spraying bullshit.
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>>165358804
Tank Transfer valve crate because fuck RDs who take them and refuse to give them out or worse destroy them
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>>165360592
You need a lot of alkysine if you think ill give toxins infinite bombs
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>>165360759
I didn't say to make infinite bombs fucktard
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>>165360592
I have n e v e r seen that here.
>>165360834
You say that but that's the upshot of a TTV crate.
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>>165358029
E.V.A. gear crate
150$ bucks and comes with a soft space suit/helmet

Magboot crate for 100$
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>CrateCoder hasn't merged a single thing yet
>Already forcing their views of 'balance' on what will make it into the game and what's shit

Bravo /vg/station
Just when I thought your coders couldn't suprise me anymore
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>>165360991
Didn't you hear? A hugely inflate ego and being a big cunt is part of the requirements to code for vg
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>>165360293
This, and assorted pie crates

>>165360518

I think there's 5 pizzas to a crate? So 5 cakes and 5 pies and it'll be a good un.

As for what pies/cakes, have the ones that make sense. Nobody's gonna be selling asspies and braincakes, or mime and clown related cakes.
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>>165360991
>Why does this pseudocoder have common sense and is approaching each suggestion from a gameplay point of view? Fuck him!

u r dum
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>>165360834
That is what orderable tank transfer valve crates would make, infinite valves, infinite bombs.

You want more ttvs for actual testing, ask centcom or god, contact the Captain, RD, IAA or anyone else with fax access and ask them to upload a request.
>>165360978
I said actual requests.
>>165360991
If I acepted even half of the meme requests people ask me to add, it would instantly be rejected by coders, and for good reasons. Trivializing station danger by making hardsuits commonplace is shit, and no coder would ever allow this. Its also dumbfuck retarded to make everyone now wear a spacesuit and magboots.
>>165361159
Alright, ill do 5 random cakes then.
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>>165360991
you forgot
>he thinks copy pasting crate code will make him a better coder
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>>165361362
Nope, I know very well its not actual coding at all, its just for the sake of adding some crates to it since its so easy to do and I felt like asking everyone else for suggestions since its better for a copy pasting "coder" to add crates than for them to not be added at all. Mostly all meme suggestions, but hey, didn't expect much else.
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>>165358804
multitool crate
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>>165361350
>all alien races can order a space suit
>humans can't even order the lowest tier softsuit
Why not?
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>>165361743
More a reason to remove the gray and vox suits than to add a human suit.
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>>165361743
Because it's a human station that's already equipped with an abundance of human suits, and the aliens can get the fuck out
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>>165361679
>he thinks cargonia needs MORE crates
>when people don't even know what half the crates they can get has inside anyway
>he wants to make more space jobs like chef redundant with crates so there's more time for VALID HUNTING
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>>165358804
We need a biomass crate
You'd have to be a complete retard to deny medical this one
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>Someone is so butthurt that they change the wiki to win an argument
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>>165361876
It's already made redundant by the fucking pizza crate, you twonk
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>>165361680
Ask cargo to make one, silly anon.
>>165361743
Not dionae or skeletons, and plasmemes have always had them, doesn't mean they should to begin with. Besides, giving every human a free spacesuit is dumb, they are meant to have them in relatively short supply anyhow.
>>165361876
Most requests here are memes or blatantly unbalanced requests taken half seriously, a seeds crate and a cake one won't hurt anyone, chef is already what you call redundant since every vending machine in the station can already feed you well enough and the pizza crate exists, cake crate being a thing won't change anything at all, chef has since quite a while been a fluff job, you play it because you want to learn item manipulation or because you enjoy making food, not because you matter, if you wanted to matter to the crew, you wouldn't be playing service.
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>>165362413
You can't make the pizzas you get in a pizza crate by hand, stupid, or the things you get out of vending machines. Vending machines are also shit for nutrients.
and you'd actually deny pizza delivery cargo RP? How no fun are you?

You can make all cakes however, which means crossing the two departments and making effort worthless is what you actually want to avoid from a gameplay point of view. Not that you'd realise, you're probably one of those shitters that rushes gloves and a full toolbelt no matter what job you are
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Haven't played in a year. Anything new happen?
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>>165362692
>You can't make the pizzas you get in a pizza crate by hand, stupid,
You can actually

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Food_and_Drinks#Pizzas

Most chefs simply don't do it. For someone smugly posting anime pictures, you don't have much of a leg to stand in if you didn't know that.
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>>165362692
>You can't make the pizzas you get in a pizza crate by hand, stupid

Let's spice things up a little by looking at the wiki/code

>Margherita pizza - 10 Flour, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato
>Mushroom pizza - 10 Flour, 5 any Mushroom
>Meat pizza - 10 Flour, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
>Vegetable pizza - 10 Flour, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato
>Misc pizza that you can add toppings to - Sack of flour on an egg to make dough, put on a table, apply rolling pin to flatten, apply your own toppings

Also I ain't saying anything about vending machines and I ain't denying the delivery boys their pizza delivery
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>>165362884
pAIs can be placed into smart laser guns and MULEbots and control them now.
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>>165360336
>You can only use wirecutters on a plant once a plant.
that's simply not true, it's different every time you sample the plant, but you're guaranteed at least one, sometimes you'll get more than 1. so you sample the plant the maximum number of times, kill the plant, replant it, sample, kill, replant, etc etc. Essentially you fill an infinite number of trays with a single seed and wirecutters.
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Why would I ever wear a medibelt instead of a plastic bag?
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>>165364185
So you don't look like a chode. Appearances matter. Plastic bags are the superior choice though.
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>>165364185
Surgeon's switchtool is too big for plastic bags IIRC
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>>165364289
>Taking the SST for yourself
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>>165361743
The only special one from cargo is grey, and greys normally blow ass. Plasmamen and Vox start with them and the other races don't have suits from cargo. Vox shouldn't get em, it's stupid that they spawn with suits.
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>>165364393
What other purpose is there for a one item surgery kit? Surgery and overflow already start with full sets
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>>165364185
so you look professional and not like a greytider.
Actually I don't know. Can the plastic bag hold the switchtool? I usually try to keep that, two kits and four pill bottles in my belt.
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>>165364464
You let others use it too you. They are kinda expensive to make from research.

Store the extra tools in the crate to the side so you have those as backup. It cleans up the operation room a lot too so you are not hunting for the next tool.
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>See roboticists making combat mechs
>be a good sec boi and tell them they either give sec the mechs when they're done or they're going to get brig time for building dangerous weapons
>come back when mechs are done
>roboticists say mechs just need a second to store modules and they would give them to us
>fuckers high tail it with the mechs through space using jetpack module
>use the RD's mech computer to lock them down.
>few minutes later there has been reports of dead roboticist drifting through space

When you double cross sec you're only getting your comeuppance.
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>>165364794
>kinda expensive
They literally take only metal and glass
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>>165358029
Replace the plasmaman assistant suit in the plasmaman crate with the non job specific one.
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How do I add images to a book?
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>>165365320
[img] URL [/img]

You can embed videos on nanopaper
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>>165365320
[img]www.grannyfuta.gov/ripmj1958-2009.jpg[/img]
or something like that
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>Nuklear literally pasting google translate to impress a man in Sweden

Why
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>>165366086
hinga dinga durgen
he should be doing his best gucci mane impression that'd work a lot better
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>>165366086
He PM'd me some shit in Sweden. Not even google translated it
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>>165366086
She's in love.
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>>165366086
>hating on a guy for learning a new language to impress a cute danish girl
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>be clown
>captain gives me all access
>get locked up
>captain rolls up in his wheel chair and demands I be released while the station gets overrun with cult shit

top tier shit
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Y O U D O N T S T A C K
O U D O N T S T A C K
U D O N T S T A C K
D O N T S T A C K
O N T S T A C K
N T S T A C K
T S T A C K
S T A C K
T A C K
A C K
C K
K
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Guys the chef just killed me and left me in the freezer. Can someone save me?
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>>165366086
whats the story on this
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>>165366609
jeg vil æde fissen
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>>165366832
you're in the freezer, you're saved already.
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>>165366807
Do*
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>>165367136
Wtf HELP YOU FAGGIT
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let's spoil spess secrets
atmos is a fluff job
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>>165366557
Gucci Mane race when?
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>>165364289
>>165364393
>>165364794
Switchtools were a mistake. I'm so fucking fed up of Science thinking it's a replacement for the incision manager. IT'S JUST A STUPID AND SLOWER WAY OF STORING A SET OF BASIC SURGERY TOOLS
ALTCLICK THE TABLE WHERE THE TOOLS ARE, YOU GET AN EVEN BIGGER MENU TO CLICK FROM
It's only useful if you try doing surgery outside of surgery which I've never actually seen anyone do. IT'S NOT THE SAME AS THE INCISION MANAGER I ASKED YOU FOR 20 MINUTES AGO YOU SHITTER.
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>>165366557
is Durgen Swedish?
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>>165367390
just mad you can't understand it
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>>165367543
Well the switchtool can be made without getting materials from mining unlike the incision manager, that's why medbay often gets the switchtool over the incision manager.
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>>165367543
You're lucky I give you shit at all, autist.
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>>165368572
>Science not giving shit
Get bombed by your own staff, nerd.
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>>165367590
I don't think so
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>>165367543
Insision managers require more than metal and glass to make, miners like to forget to bring the required materials sometimes or the station time is about 12:30 and a good scientist will bring over what they can to medical by 12:15 so they shut up. Its two part thing where miners need to be good and science needs to be good.
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>>165367860
You can also make tier 1 laser scalpels without mats and science never does. Then when mats arrive "oh lol I already gave them the surgery thing time for gunzzz"
>>165368572
Enjoy your busted lungs, if only I had a way to cure them faster. Oh look we didn't even get a trauma kit for your lungs, here, catch this toolbox with your face a few times.
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>>165369581
Why don't you take a step out of medical for once or grab a genetics headset so you can ask for your fancy dildo knife that requires uranium and silver to make. You are to blame two people here, miners and/or scientists.
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>>165367543
actually, if you use the "use held item" shortcut (pag down) and double click the name of the tool you need, you can change surgery tools much faster than using tools from a desk.
it's just a bit of practice.
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>>165370168
>pag down

>he uses arrow keys

AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>165370321
if you use hotkeys and don't know how to use a surgeon switchtool properly, you're even dumber.
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>>165369842
Guess what the fuck I always do? Cargo out of all places can get to the desk sooner than you people.
>>165370168
Actually I just use the drop item hotkey and pile up all the tools under me, it's even faster but it's fucking stupid to claim there's any appreciable difference because it's less than a fraction of a fucki g second per step.
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Is a plastic bag big enough to fit toolbelt tools?
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Instead of remaking SS13 on a different engine, why not just make BYOND better?
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>>165370682
>Actually I just use the drop item hotkey and pile up all the tools under me
it seems a waste of time to me.
switchtool, you need a scalpel:
pagdown, doubleclick scalpel;

need to change to hemostat:
pagdown (to close the scalpel) pagdown (to open the menu again) doubleclick hemostat
it's a lot faster, just try.

of course, if you use hotkeys you'll use z or y instead of pagdown.
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>>165371014
Good idea, anon. Go ahead!
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Which department had the most stylish default clothes? I say cargo.
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>>165371014
BYOND isn't open source
Also, its basic design is fatally flawed; it is strictly based on single inheritance.
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>>165370907
If you keep your box in it, yes. But you can't put the box back in once it comes out.
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>>165371476
Holy shit, I always ignored the power of the bag. Why even bother using a tool belt as greytider?
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>>165370907
Most of them, but not quite all. It can hold all basic tools.

>>165371476
I think you misunderstood something
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>>165370682
>>165371246
ah, of course a menu like the RPD one with all the tools listed that you can change on the fly with 1 single click would be better.
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>>165371286
Medical, service (bartender, chef, etc.), or mommi.
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>>165371615
Because a fuckboy sec stripped you and took the box out.
Plus the toolbelt holds like 14 items of any size as long as its on the whitelist, so you can fill up with everything you need to do engineering stuff as an assistant.
I pick plastic bag for greytiding/small time building, but anything above that i'd rather take a toolbelt.
Don't forget the plastic bag is adaptive too, its maximum hold is based on the w_class of items inside it. So you can throw in tonnes of pens or just a few bigger items. I think it caps at w_class_small or medium though, so its nothing you can store.
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>>165366740
>command staff that sides with greytides and clowns over sec
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>>165371615
because you're using 1 of your hands to hold a fucking bag while you shift through a harry potteresque endless bag of holding
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>>165371014
It was shittily built over twenty years ago
lummox took over instead of letting it go open source
you're more than welcome to try but there's no reason to
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>>165371895
If sec is breaking the law and being cunts you can bet I'm going to side with the crew
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>>165371895
I can be an effective clown without assistance. I can also be an EFFECTIVE clown with assistance.
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>>165371640
No, I understood fine. If you aren't using your box to stack items you'll only fit the standard crowbar, wrench, cable coil, screwdriver, wirecutters, multitool, welding tool. With the box you can add a tonne of more stuff.
>>165371906
Put it on you belt, idiot.
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>>165371615
If you aren't carrying a toolbox with your tools, how are you going to collect those valids?
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>cmo every second asking me to infect him with a "wizard killer" disease
jesus christ man, what the fuck

at least i finally managed to finish a single beneficial virus
>>
>Roll trader to see what all the hubub is about
>All the vox foods are OP as fuckballs in stats
>And the box trade den has its own xenobotany section

Why would anyone do this?

Also

>'Fucking traders brought nothing!'
>Says the greyshit who's breaking the shuttle to find shit that's not there

Damn it Joe, stay security officer, you're respectable as one
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>>165371860
Medical has nurse clothes, which are fucking disgusting
No idea why people use them instead of regular doctor clothes, unless you want rp some shit where you assist a surgeon or i dont know
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>>165374392
I didn't break anything, i just wanted to get you mad
Also, if you break one single window in the shuttle you can Zas everything to hell, first window after entering the shuttle

Im just too used to see traders bring absolutely nothing and even ask for jobs at the station
So sorry pal.
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>>165374392
>All the vox foods are OP as fuckballs in stats
I've never noticed this
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>>165374189
That CMO should be jobbanned.
He kept asking me for "weponized chemicals", whatever the fuck that means. I bet he was screaming at the AFK chemist all the while.
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>>165374645
Chickenshroom is 4 maturity time, 1 production time

Breadfruit is 30 starting potency and reharvestable

I didn't get a full look at all of them, but just with those two I was able to make some crazy seeds for the vox chef (The only person I traded with)
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>>165375287
Well, the xenobotany section was added by probe a month ago. I love the change. I think that good traders are so rare that giving them actual potential for good plants is necessary.
Before that, the only interesting thing you could do was sell generic plants or some vox food.
>>
On the subject of the Vox Tradepost

Would you like to see it completely remade? People say the one of Deff feels way more like an actual place and more pleasant to play in. I can redo it from scratch, utilizing community feedback and my own ability if that's something people want.

>>165375532
>>165374392
Players requested it. No one said no. I didn't see a massive balance issue stemming from it.
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>>165371286
Vox botanist
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>>165375287
that's a good reason to always break into the vox outpost at roundstart now
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>>165375790
I don't really mind if it were remade if it keeps the major features. Notably: Kurf did a fucking incredible version of it that died for whatever reason.

If there was an outpost with Box's features and comfy botany section, but also Deff's comfy atmosphere instead of a sterile station environment, I'd be ecstatic. That was basically what Kurf did.
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>>165375991
That is what I was thinking of.
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>>165375790
Could the Vox also perhaps gain their own set up exotic seeds and kuzdu? I wouldnt mind buying some strange seeds or kuzdu from the Vox if cargo isnt worked or ghetto botany hasnt got any fun stuff.

Also perhaps some random shit we could use for experimental research or illigal research or perhaps Vox could have stuff that we can get from R&D but nobody is doing R&D.
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>>165375790
Please do, I stumbled upon the vox deff outpost while space exploring and was blown away by how good it looked.
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>>165376394
Konater did a real good job on the brig and outpost.
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>tfw when have to turn down borers because the chance of it being avada is too high
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>>165376147
Go digging for shit, pray you find plant fossils.
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>>165376147
>>165376615
>he isn't good enough to no-fruit up all the xenofruit
It's actually ridiculously easy if you pay attention to get all varieties in about 5 minutes.
>>
make it so traders are unable to be antagonists when?

if they're immune to being targets they also for balance shouldn't be able to be antags
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>>165375790
Build it like you would expect a actual outpost to be Probe. Make it a place where you would actually want to live in, a stocked up place kept together by cooperation of outcasts, yet still good looking. Make that, and id play trader a lot more, since I don't want to go and play in box, it just feels so empty and uncomfortable.
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>>165376880
This, this, this
I already roleplay going to sleep and playing PDA games after a good shift of selling baked goods. Trader is the ultimate comfy job
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>>165375790
yes, Kurfurt's redesign was great.
the ugly ass hallway is ridiculous and needs to go

Deff is by far the comfiest outpost, even without the extra goodies inside
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>>165376710
No fruit gene is piss fucking easy, what you talking about? I want lower light levels seeds, pressure seeds, gas eater seeds, gas making seeds. Whatever you cant get from the vending machine without mutating a plant 8 time instantly.

>>165376615
Fossil plants arnt exotic plants dummy.
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>>165377187
>Fossil plants arnt exotic plants dummy.
Not him, but do you really think fossilized plants who used to produce dexalin, sport drinks, sleep toxin and condensed capsaicin aren't exotic? I don't think you can get much more exotic unless you go ahead and maybe just have them be robotic plants a la Starbound.
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>>165377383
I consider them for what they are called wich are Fossilized Plants. The diffrince between Fossilized plants and Exotic is that Fossil plants are set and dont have random stats and traits like the exotic seeds wich always are random and can give you sometimes top notch genes while Fossil plants always have a basic setup of diffrint traits. (Wich can be good but they are set instead of random)

I'm not so mutch interested lately in the chemical production of the plants but more like testing the limits of gene splicing and all.
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xenoarch and xenobotanist being their proper jobs when?
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>>165377943
scientist split up more when?
>>
post controversial space opinions
traders should be merged with miners
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>>165378636
Kitty Ears should make you valid
Mechanics aren't that shit
Giving more toys to sec doesn't really make it harder for antags
Using "!" is for faggots
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>>165378798
I fully agree with all of these
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>>165377187
We had a beautiful random event kudzu earlier.

>Doesn't require nutriment
>Doesn't require water
>Eats plasma
>Eats CO2
>Generates fruit quickly
>The fruit it yields give bicaridine only
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>>165378636
Non-Vox alien races should get race-specific jobs to make them more interesting to play than just being different-looking humans.
You should be able to put pAIs into clown carts or janicarts the same way you can put them into MULEs.
>>
>most fun job
>least fun job

AKA Why is botanist best job?
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>>165378636
Traders trespassing on the station should be valid
Gas the vox, racewar now.
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>>165379192
Greys were gonna get a UFO with genetics machines, and plasmamen could spawn on the derelict

But 'fuck off with the snowflake!' happened
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>>165379192
What the hell would skeleton get?
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>>165377943
The whole research station should be changed to make it more attractive. Spectrometry lab (West Room of Chem) should be completely changed to become a plant test chamber for plants wich need an unique enviorment to grow that can only be made in sutch test chamber.(The Heat/Cold, Light, Gas and Pressure should be able to be regulated in the room to be able to test if a plant could survive in space or be grown in its own unque created enviorment as presented in its traits) In the test chamber itself can also gas producing plants be used to create gas for canister refilling.

The Exam rooms should also get a whole makeover to make a more robust and strong room to test on big artifacts more effectively.

So if someone Celt would maybe like the research station to be perhaps more populated than the exam rooms and Spectrometry Lab should be completly transformed to something more handy for the xenobotanist and xenoarch instead of being a cult infestation nest.
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>>165379406
I know /tg/station has abductors, and we're running on /tg/code - and while I wouldn't recommend just porting that over for a multitude of reasons - I'd definitely want to see it refluffed for here.
Plasmamen spawning on the derelict sounds like derelict MoMMI-lite, though.
I don't get
>'fuck off with the snowflake!'
though. Why is more content more fun bad? It's not like we don't have snowflakes already, between gimmicks and waifus the former of which isn't bad in concept.
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>>165379293
assistant
HOS
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>>165379773
>celt
I mean that other guy who always asks for feedback to change stuff.
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>>165379784
>we're running on /tg/code
'no'

it's not that simple.
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>>165379773
The science department should be moved to the research outpost

>Toxins could just test their bombs on the roid, blast mining it, rather than blowing up a pre-built structure once
>Telesci could actually abduct
>Robotics would have a reason to make mechs
>Xenobiology can just release the evil monsters they create into the roid

Hell, roidstation when?
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>>165380169
Anon it's a research facility I don't think we should move the purpose for the stations existence off the station.
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so somehow they fucked the voting even more where the first result that shows doesnt matter
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>>165379396
>trader gets to the station
>with nothing but pens and paper
>gets off their ships
>;BWAAK PLEASE OF GIVINGS IDS
>;HELP! SHITCURITY ARRESTING ME FOR STEALING PIANO
>;AI OF HELPINGS
>;hey vox i wanna trade you this gun for some stuff you have
>;vox?
>vox is braindead in the bathroom
I miss good traders
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>>165380109
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>cyborg farts PR has more downvotes than upvotes
>gets merged anyway
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>>165380806
*fart
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>>165380806
>cyborg farts
WHAT
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>>165380901
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13213
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>>165380169
Ironicly enought i always see the best bomb makers on the research outpost making top notch bombs in the small atmos room.

To improve science the Paramedic should have telescience acces and Xenobio should get like 2/3 Lazarus injectors and Capsules and go hunting for xeno's on the roid. The biggest improvement that science could get is if someone actually would like to do R&D and stay there and not be bored out of his mind. But that take creativity from the person himself to do fun shit with the ability to litetraly create everything.
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>>165380939
f e t i s h f u e l
>>
Is paramedic fun?
What should I know before trying it?
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>>165382671
sit in your office all day and never save anyone

spy on them with the terminal, and yell at people to turn on their sensors
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>>165382671
If I catch you acting like a doctor it's the chloral bin for you faggot
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>>165382894
Fair enough
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>>165382671
recover the dead
don't die yourself
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>>165379784
>>165380109
Yes, our code is descended from /tg/code, but they branched apart several years and tens of thousands of commits ago. There are some pretty substantial differences.
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>>165380806
DONT KINK SHAME MUH FART FETISH YOU CIS SHITLORD
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>>165324558
subpar looking assistant and sec(?) guy. work on those a little more
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>>165380806
Was Probe drunk at the wheel?
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>>165385805
I added some shading, which helped a bit, but they still look fairly bad unfortunately.
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>felt like latejoining as sec officer
>check the manifest
>rin is in sec
>felicity is in sec
time to observe again, I guess
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>>165387205
CAP TO SEC
>>
FREE KINGSTON

>>165330813
>nexis is back
oh boy
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>>165387205
VAMP TO CHAP
MED TO A SKELLY
MINER VS GOLIATH

Those look great by the way.
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>>165384503
Okay our code is originally from tg which bay adopted and tg's code was originally from goon which was originally from r4407 which..
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>>165380806
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13437
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Every permabrig should have basketball so the inmates can dunk security like the fools they are.
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benjamin, how much was cargo going to charge you for the crate?
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>doing xenobio
>slime splits
>open windoor to pull one out
>*ZZZT* glomps the fuck out of me
It happened twice and both times I got internal bleeding. Any pro tips for that?
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>>165330813
he played some AI the other day
>>
>no oxygen tank so just popping dexalin every minute
whatever works.
>>
>setup a bootyful singulo
>traitor immediately looses it

ree
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>>165387157
I misread the will of the emoji-people. Sorry.
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>Get turned into full slime cause Eva stole my job
>Get comfy on the shuttle and Eva lets me reproduce just in a save place
>glomp a monkey and split like two times in the dorms
>come back for the third time and the whole hallway is infested as fuck
I had no idea that a controlled slime could reproduce sutch a fuckload of slimes in sutch a short time holy shit! Like 20 slimes in like 5 minutes.
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>>165391793
500

the vox welshed on the deal though, i was going to kick his teeth in but my burst lung finally caught up with me
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>>165391793
Ben offered me 500.
>Tfw I ratted him out to sec the second he left cargo
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>>165391897
were you the guy I treated twice?
You very nearly died the first time, sorry about that. Couldn't find the blood packs.
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>>165392029
>SUTCH
>SUTCH
>SUTCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>165392083
Yeah.
It's cool. I'm used to dying in stupid ways.
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>>165392032
>>165392031
no wonder it took so long
>>
what the FUCK WAS WITH YOUR PEOPLE
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YUO THAT SCIENCE IS BRKOEN INTO AND THE RDS LOCKER IS SITTING IN THE OPEN BEFORE YOU COME HERE
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>>165392029
>Rina got one hell of a slime womb!
Christ you fucking kids
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>>165392216
And then I decided to actually get him the guns just to get the money. Was Ben robusted after all?
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>>165392220
You should've said there were valids so Rin would've instantly teleported in with her syndicate wheelchair to murderbone people
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>>165391897
Push the monkey in and don't delay after is splits. They have a hunger meter internal to them and if it goes too low they will attack you too.
If you got hit and went to med and then came back to continue. Rhe slimes are likely very hungry.
Sometimes is just random and life hates you.
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>>165387205
Looking good, assistant one could use a larger filter on the gas mask though.
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>>165392220
>join halfway in the round
>come into science
>Toxins is fucking wide the fuck open
>RD Locker is stolen
>telescience aint done and R&D missed super matter bin wich triggerd my autism
>The other research botanist who stole my job actually got a amazing fucking seed im jealous as fuck about
>Decided to abandon my humanity and become a slime instead
It was the only logical option i had left.
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>sings the praises of creepy bird people designed by creepy australians and literal fetish slugs that people openly masturbate to in dead chat and OOC
>can't handle two joke emotes because "eww yuckies"

wew laddy
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>>165393759
>comparing legitimate races to cyborgs farting
>>
free kingston

>>165393941
yiff in hell dude farting has been part of space station forever, your faggot furry races are something forced into the game only recently, by a legion of unfunny spergs
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>>165393941
you bet your sweet ass I did
fuck vox and fuck you
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>>165394087
>>165394191
>projecting this hard
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time to die
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>>165394436
how can i check this. i wanna decide if i should kill myself tonight or not
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>>165394436
>pomf has over 6000
He is truly the head chicken
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>>165394481
tell me your ckey so I can look it up in the shiny new admin database
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>>165394362
nice cop-out
>>
>tfw check the crew manifest
>All your favorite scientists are playing
>The round is only a vew minutes long cause of rev rush
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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here are the 72 waifus I promised to my suicide bombers
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>>165394691
We know. It's being worked on. We don't know why yet but we will and we will fix it.
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>>165394676
>All your favorite scientists are playing
t-thanks
>>
>>165394715
Get fucked, that's only 50.
>>
>be Cyborg
>get blown five minutes in
>some lad puts me on the robotics counter
>sawbones takes my MMI and throws it into a dark corner of maint

v-viva la revolution
>>
>>165394606
adu6oo
>>
Is it bannable to instantly suicide as soon as you get converted to Rev?
>>
>(MANUAL BAN) Tried to edit space law on the wiki, can't be trusted with this job as there is no telling what they might write.

this is a joke ban right?
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>>165395162
>not wanting secvalids
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>>165395162
hopefully, yes.
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>>165395000
>adu6oo
escape while you still can
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>>165395000

>>165395162
>hurting the team
Gonna go with yeah. At least go back to your job and pointedly ignore the revolution and don't help anyone fight back.
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>>165395285
ArchSunder

This may end my spess career, hit me up.
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>>165396014
Stay go you fecking nelly
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>>165396371
ey fak u
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>>165395275
>>165395285
thats less than i expected but more than would make me happy. guess im here forever
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>>165379784
>we're running on /tg/code
Actually, we're running on primarily baycode, which is significantly different from /tg/, with some stolen and elements of /tg/, all with heavy editing and stuff of our own.

Like the special roles shit I am currently trying to debug and document.
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>>165397126
if you fix special roles i will wax your divine bald head
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>>165396014
>All those meme bans
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>>165397451
Probe1
Zealotron
Mrpain666
Killette2
Nexis
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>5 literal hoos pull off a nice op
color me suprised
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>>165397271
>>165397126
>Fixing special roles.
EXPLAIN NOW, are we talking lavaland sleepers or something else.
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>the banter is increasing on the science channel and the mute cancer is disappearing
A-are we actually improving slowly?
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>>165397945
There's a dialogue on /vg/ for toggling wizard/borer/ other latejoin roles on and off.

I didn't explain it very well and there are some issues.
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>>165397825
it was all pootis and he is not literally who
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>>165398059
I usually banter if there's something funny going on, bomb making is really lonely
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>>165398143
fuck off putis, whoever you are
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RAKANISHU
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name literally one (1) department that never loses and why is it Telescience?
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>>165398325
telesci isn't a department
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>>165397675
>Probe1
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>>165398238
Putin
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>>165398369
my mistake, i meant job/activity
telescience always wins baby
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>>165398063
You mean you're going to work on antag and special roles reseting? Or are you going to just give it the better respawn setup for ghosts.
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>>165398464
Only because you camp it Ola, and there is nothing wrong with that.
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>>165398508
1 and maybe 2 + better explanation of what NEVER, NO, YES, ALWAYS means.
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>>165371436
I have a basic understanding of inheritance, but what does single inheritance mean?
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>Cyborgs can fart
>Dionas can't
????
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>>165399697
>Cyborgs can fart
Not anymore. It lasted a grand total of 2 rounds.
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>>165399509
Now, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume it either means there can only ever be one child or you can't inherit multiple things
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>>165398597
It would be nice to have an option in the ghost tab to sign up for roles like pAI, currently if the card is being carried by someone it's impossible to ping it to let people know you're there.
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SERBSDED?
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>>165402350
Nope.
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>>165399875
2 rounds too many desu
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>get like 5 converts on the shuttle purely through the virtue of people not giving a fuck
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>>165403479
I was vox cultist, I dropped 2 flashbangs for other cultists to use.
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>>165403479
At some point you just give up
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sorry fred, the clown dunked on all of sec and i think Ethan was new
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>>165403796
Ethan actually batoned me to death on the shuttle. I know I deserved it, though.
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>>165403796
Not really, just that every time I tried to get to cargo the clown jumped me and raped me in the ass.
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>>165403883
you were an aggressive ass hole, one of the most annoying clowns in a long while, congrats
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>got a cold, having feverdreams about SS13
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>>165403796
>get fred's head
>MIF


well the shuttle was almost here anyway
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>>165404023
Thank you. Being jailed for nothing has given me the will to be the most annoying little fuck I could be.

>Convert my little domain I was building into a jail out of saltiness
It was fun until the end, though. I fully accept being canned on the shuttle.
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What's the comfiest you've ever been in this game?
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>>165404234
Probably barricading myself in a small camp in the library during the purge

Nothing comfier than knowing that beyond this 6x8 room there's at least 2 instances of ERP, no atmosphere and everyone unloading full mags into every corpse they see
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>>165404178
notice how i tried to get them to let you off but fred kept pushing it, i dont know what else you did to get jailed a second time though
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>>165404390
>Two cases of erp
Who? I want to know whos a slut.
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Send your representative forward to present your government's demands for terms of surrender
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>>165404698
Who the fuck knows, I just know it was allowed at the time
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So how do you fix not being able to zoom in as a ghost?
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>>165406042
Buy a new mouse with a scrollwheel
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>>165406042
Try messing with stretch to fit 32x32 64x64 its one fo those that messes it up.
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>>165407281

None of em worked, some other players in ghostchat had the same problem
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>>165407281
Provide terms for surrender
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>>165407730
Make a ban appeal.

Renounce your former ways.
Admit you have acted childishly for like a year or something now.
Promise not to break the server rules.
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>>165407684
I changed it to a bug/fix label. I don't know. I don't know ANYTHING that went anywhere near that code.
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>>165407878
Suck my massive fucking dick you idiot I meant your surender not mine
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>>165408138
you can always just kill yourself 2hotdogs
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>>165408138
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>>165408232
>>165408225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnedkVrgFF0
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>>165408138
And what makes you think you are in the position to demand such a surrender
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>>165408373
the same power source that gave you the audacity to believe you had any position above anyone at all and that you weren't at eye level with everyone around you
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>>165408470
But I kinda did have some level of authority. How about you? Does your high horse come with a booster seat?
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>>165408659
your tripcode doesn't give you the right to abuse other humans or to mold them to your retarded image
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>>165408769
Just a tripfag toying with a namefag. No abuse, here.
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>>165408849
Just a God toying with the condemned. No abuse, here.
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>>165408963
Oh, I'm a god now? My, the dying swan has some godlike labelling powers of his own!
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>>165409103
No, you're just a stupid idiot who abuses what little power he can design to harm other human beings. I gave you chance to surrender and you post more rings of fire to throw your tortured souls through. You were warned. You were told to surrender. You were given years time. Your fate is out of my hands.
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>tfw you serve N3x15 his coffee every morning at Starbucks before he gets on the Bus to work for at Amazon, and he doesn't even realize that I'm SS13's number 1 Waifu (Avada)
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If I end up with a stripped corpse of a plasmaman in medbay, how can I help this guy? Is there any way to get more plasmaman suits after roundstart?
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>>165409280
So making fun of a shitty troll using tired cliches is harming humans.

OK.
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>>165409482
Cargo
Perma
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>>165409482
Cargo has crates. Super Medbay Players keep a spare vox and plasman hardsuit in the morgue or storage.
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>>165409570
vox don't need their suits probe. come on.
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>feel like playing medbay
>it's 20min ops
>next round is 20min rev
>finally get a round that doesn't end in 20 minutes
>it's cultstended
>this is how I spent all my free time today
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>>165409482
Worst case scenario you can just cut their head off, put it on a monkey man, and defib
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>>165409701
Yeah I usually don't do it. BUT YOU CAN IF YOU CARE THAT MUCH.

It is good practice to keep an n2 tank around.
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REVOLVER FRED

A FALLEN SHITCURITY
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>non retarted starting cultists
>no shitticons excluding a mining borg
>1 single competent sec member who got de implanted and converted
>cleanest cult round ever seen
Good work other cultists.
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>>165409896
I usually just give them a tiny n2 tank and tell them to do the rest themselves.
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Ten Commandments Lawset When?

1. [Chaplains God] am the Lord thy God, his word is law.
2. Thou, and thy crew shalt have no other gods before me
3.Thou, and thy crew shalt not make unto thee any graven image
4. Thou, and thy crew shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
5. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
6. Honour thy Captain and thy HOP
7.Thou, and thy crew shalt not kill
8. Thou crew shalt not commit adultery
9. Thou crew shalt not steal
10. Thou, and thy crew shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour
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>>165409974
Th-that was actually my first cult round, I sort of fumbled my way through the whole thing. Pleased I even figured out how to write runes, really.
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>>165409974
>Come online as AI
>About to be placed in core
>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
well then
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>>165409804
I mistakenly merged a PR that let borgs fart oxygen into Vox mouths.

Just to put your day in perspective.

>>165410004
Yeah exactly that. Just walk by engineering or wherever there's two o2 lockers and grab yourself your crowbar and n2 tank.
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>>165409974
All because of the bar and how 6-7 people died playing Russian Roulette, too
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>>165410105
I usually end up late joining so I raid arrivals for a few. Plenty of lockers there no one ever touches.
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>>165410041
When you use a purge module on a planning board and then write out the laws with a freeform module.
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>>165409494
You can't talk your way out of what you've done. You've been weighed.
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>>165410297
I know, isn't it great? My doctor's been happy with me for the first time in years.
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>>165409434
I've seen that photo posted in the Discord a lot, and it's posted exclusively by Zealotron
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>>165410105
>see PR that lets borgs fart oxygen into vox mouths
>the image is literally a marina secborg
Hahahahaha excellent joke PR :)
>it gets merged
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>>165391567
>Why do you guys care so much about this it's not a big deal jeez

is this the new c*der putdown tactic? Just tell everyone who is against your changes that they're dumb for caring?
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>>165410058
>install AI
I guess I'll just lay here.
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>>165410521
I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
Than merging borgfart
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>>165410684
just revert it then
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>>165410708
I did. This is the laughing at me part not the what are you doing Probe part.
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>>165410361
you should have repented of your sins
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>>165410684
I'm surprised bestborer got merged, gotta look out for the reaction when one finally hatches.
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>>165410768
okay good, i dont check this stuff
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>>165410795
We can have a little silliness in extreme never happens cases. It's in the spirit of SS13 and ubiquitous in our code. If people hate it then we'll go back on it.

But it's not like we don't already have many silly things that are tempered by their rarity.
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>>165411027
MEGA
MAD
CRAB
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>>165404234
Oh wow I thought I'd never see my vampire bar again. That was pretty fun to make. Sec kept freaking out over it.
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>>165301504
Borers and pAI's re-added as antags when?
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>>165411251
I was amusing myself thinking about copying boss mob code from another codebase for a mega mad crab vault. Maybe.
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>>165301504
Can pAI's be department heads?
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>>165412363
No. Borgs can't have more than one AI, either. It's immoral
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>>165412363
No real reason why they shouldn't
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So is it just me, or is the most egotistical piece of shit fuckwad to ever grace the entire /vg/ board digging his claws into a lot of the internet lately?

I didn't even realize he worked for 7chan until literally moments ago.
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>>165412659
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>165412862
Try 3 years ago babe. The only people who legitimately liked him were either too scared to do anything about the ramshackle bandwagon that chased him off or didn't care whether he stayed or not.

Or his irl girlfriend that he made a mod and let ruin I MEAN run the server when he was busy.
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>>165413236
who are you talking about
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>>165412494
Can pAI's be a roundstart race?
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>>165410395
no I post the pikachu one
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>>165413236
>>165412659
based on the responses you're generating you are safe to make a few assumptions that I assume you are intelligent to make on your own fruition.
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>>165413321
sounds like SJ
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>Someone gets a trophy for toolboxing a wizard
>I've done it at least 3 times and never got anything
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>>165415038
I've soloed entire Alien events as a fucking Enginborg wit only a fire extinguisher. Trust me, them's the breaks.
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Hey Sempai! The truth is, you really impressed me last round!

Your anti-wizard carnage was truly fantastic!
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>>165415270
you sure did let it die
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>>165415270
>sempai

Fuck off back to your retard containment thread
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>>165415184
>I've soloed entire Alien events as a fucking Enginborg

Wow hyper killing machine killing things so robust
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>>165415395
Most borg modules are shittier at killing xenos than humans are.
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>>165415360
you're never going to mold this world into your own retarded image, fuckboy
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>>165415360
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>>165415514
2hotdogs posting is much worse than waifuposting.

2hotdogs is just a brain dead gaijan.

Waifus are pure, kind, and CUTE - cuuuuuuteee!!!!
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>>165416693
look how broken his phyceae is
just my standing up for myself shuts down his conscious abilities and he reverts back to his primitive creature habit of screaming nonsensically as if to call for aid from his mom.
Mom's not coming for you.
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hello?
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>>165417352
>phyceae
You didn't even try
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>>165417915
you were baited into response by my cleaver word play again thanks for the (You)
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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>165418345
you pedophiles make me fucking sick
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>>165418703
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>tfw no more bearforceone bus

Why admins, why?
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>>165418950
elim's gone
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>>165418880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5nzGhAQ3CI
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Borer.
Controlled.
Slimes.
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>>165419178
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>play assistant
>sit at slots for 5 minutes
>roll triple pomfs and just buy a bunch of collectable hat crates because what the fuck else am I going to do
>play trader
>amass a decent amount of cash
>play slots
>go broke
Such is life
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>nonhuman warden acts like baby yesterday
>put him in his place by permaing him
>no one bats an eye

>same nonhuman warden acts like baby today
>put him in his place by cuffing him and not letting him get on the shuttle
>baby warden accuses me of metagrudging

wew lad

why is josep literally the worst
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>>165420303
>same nonhuman warden acts like baby today
What did he do to borgs this time, and why did you ignore me when I told you to stop cuffing him?
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>>165420204
But what became of the chicken?
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>>165420497
I kept it around, people liked it as a bar pet.
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>mop populated places that aren't dirty just so you can slip people
>hurr i'm not doing anything wrong because I put down a sign
Why is this allowed?
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>>165420493
Just being a general pain in the ass again. As for you telling me to stop cuffing him, when was that? Things were kind of chaotic.
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>>165420656
Because shitcurity won't follow space law and brig them for a minimum of three minutes for intentionally creating a workplace hazard.
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>>165420656
No one was even angry about that except the borgs.

You know, the unslippable ones.
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>>165420656
>running down hallways
I bet you don't even emote your breathing anon
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>>165418950
>>165420656
Deal with it
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>>165420779
>the only people who try to stop something are the people who can
Whoa no shit
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>>165420723
What exactly did he do? I know he bugged my ass about getting added to ASIMOV but I didn't see him stunlock borgs this time. I get the feeling that you should've stopped the third time I uncuffed him and told you to stop.
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>janitors who mop instead of just spamclicking soap/space cleaner
you only do this to make people angry, stop deluding yourselves.
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>>165420740
Wrong, it's breaking the law of there's no sign. It's a-okay otherwise.
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>>165420867
No one wanted to stop me, security accepted it and had fun with it.

You're just being an asshat anon.
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>>165420945
No he put down a sign, but he was mopping places that aren't dirty so that when people slipped he could point to the sign.
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>>165420656
Get over it you fucking babymode casual

Are you scared of ZAS now too?
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>>165420942
>Janitor Slip Slide points to the wet floor sign.
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>>165420656
What do you mean "allowed"? It's not against the server rules, quit being a pussy. It is against space law though.
I.E. it's a fucking IC issue, when are you gonna act on it IC?
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>>165421274
>It is against space law though.
That's the point, it's not as long as they put down a sign, no matter how obnoxious it is.
And you were way more insulting in this post than you had to be. Quit being so angry over criticism in a video game.
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>>165421389
If they wet floors that weren't dirty, they are intentionally creating a workplace hazard 4nr. Any security officer could throw them in for 5 mins and I can absolutely fucking guarantee you no admin would ever dare bwoink them over it, no matter what your interpretation of space law is.
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3440
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>>165421976
it's not good enough
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>>165421976
>I admit that my action were interpreted as childish regardless of my intentions.
This isn't an appeal, this is a "fuck you, unban me".
I can't believe Probe is responding positively, you clearly don't regret your actions at all.
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Probe, you are a complete moron. I had some respect for you before, but just how dense are you?
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>>165420930
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>>165422326
I'm very sorry for the way I acted on your server that is completely and honestly yours since you made it and it's hosted on your land and power grid that we freely access on the bellavance and pure intentions of you the Gods and Masters of who rule over us lowly and malleable plebeian who know not what we do think or say as we were raised barbaric and savage with little resources at our disposal resources that are fought over and secured with tooth and nail blood and toil of our now long dead parents and loved ones
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>>165422726
The sad thing is, I can't tell if this is really 2hotdogs or not from the way he is acting.
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>>165422726
Anyone who believes you are serious is a moron.
All you had to do was write a thought out permaban appeal without all the thread shitposting.
But you didn't, and you keep it up time after time you write UNBAN ME YOU POWERTRIPPING RETARDS and scream foul play constantly, never changing your attitude no matter what. When you get denied, you come back to the thread and throw threats around, trying to get the server taken down, insulting the admins for not letting you play, and refusing to acknowledge just how retarded you are.
Your perseverance is genuinely admirable, albeit the saddest and most pathetic thing I've ever seen on this server.
I really hope you grow up and stop acting like an 8 year old in time out soon, and then still never get let back onto /vg/. Do something better with your time, SS13 isn't the only game out there, just play something else.
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&p=17918#p17918
>it's this easy to become an admin on /vg/
>you don't even need to write a proper admin application
lol
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>>165423452
We're pretty slack on former admins that didn't get deadminned for being shit. We've already invested the time and experience in making sure you aren't terrible so why waste it.

>>165422459
>someone loses all respect for me every week
>often its the same person
I feel bad for this man who has lost so much respect for me it has become negative.

>>165422326
It's up to Pain not me. I didn't ban him.
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>>165421976
>Admit you have acted childishly
>I admit that my action were interpreted as childish
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>>165423591
Yet you said you would vouch for him, which is really fucking stupid because he clearly doesn't care about any of the shit he said.
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>>165423670
triggered?

maybe 2hotdogs was just pretending and shitposting? ever heard of the medical condition called shtickcoma?
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>>165423897
why do you harbor such a massive grudge against him?
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>>165423897
But I also said I'd probably immediately reban him if he misbehaved.
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>>165424204
or maybe we could just not unban him because he would just throw another fit when he got banned again within his first day
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>>165424298
This is another possibility.
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>>165424298
you mean like how you're throwing a fit about it right now? lead by example dude
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>>165424396
the idea of him actually being allowed back on the server only fuels his shitposting
it's really annoying to see him and kingston come into every thread even when they're banned. By giving them these chances, they associate it with their non-stop shitposting in the time they were banned. If you just didn't entertain the idea at all and left them to rot, they'd fuck off and find something else to do with their time.
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>>165424682
You don't own 4chan
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>>165424741
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
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>>165424784
You don't own 4chan.
You can't outright declare who does and does not post here. What gave you the right to post here if they cannot?
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>>165424861
Jesus Christ, this has to be the most reddit post on the entire website.
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>>165426225
this is your reaction to being told that you don't have control over other people. "reddit"
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>it's a "the guy accusing me of metagrudging fucks with my everything" episode
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>>165424861
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
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>>165426417
I'm not the same person, but what kind of fucking loser responds to "fuck off" with "HURR YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
Grow the fuck up, I thought we didn't let underaged faggots play on our server.
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>>165426905
that's a pretty bad guise for your clear as day grudge
>>
What's a good way to get phosphorous from ghetto chem?
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>>165427012
>grudge
Who do you think I am?
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>>165427070
DEEZ NUTS
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>>165427070
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Ghetto_Chemistry#Quick_Reference
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>>165427136
someone who harbors a grudge clearly
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>>165427316
I've literally never seen you in game before, but if you're such a shitter that you give random people a reason to hold a grudge against you and can't even think of all the people that may have one maybe you should consider that you're the problem.
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>>165427473
who are you even replying to in your head?
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Is the popularity of SS13 growing or shrinking? Asking for a friend.
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Why is Avada both unrobust and a total bitch?

If you're going to be a dick at least be good at the game.
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>>165428963
It usually fluxuates higher during schoolbreak times, and shrinks during the end of school years and when a big name game title is released.
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>>165429009
free morena
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>>165420656
It could be easily fixed if they just made the chance to slip something like 10%.
100% chance slipping makes no sense. And it makes even less sense to have 0% chance of slipping when you're not running.

Just make it so that running gives you 10% chance to slip and walking gives you a 5% chance to slip.

There you go. Problem fixed. Now janitors will only use the mop because the spray cleans too fast and they'd run out of things to do without the slow as fuck mop.
No more mop griefing.

Then you can even add more depth to the game once mop slipping isn't a thing. Give janitors the option to fill the bucket with slippery things like oil or the syndicate soap, which they could use if they're an antagonist or they want to fight the antagonists.
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>>165429410
water slip should be like 20% chance, soapy water like 50%, motor oil like 80% then lube 100%.
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>tfw steal hop id as assistant, become captain, take over station
>tfw ruin everything
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I-I think that's enough ss13 for me tonight. what an insane round.
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Warden, initially I thought you were bad, but you pulled it out as the round went on. Thank you sincerely for sticking to it even as shit got extremely real and the other 3 traders were fucking the place up.
Manny Pardo was a fucking legend. Please, jackrip, never stop.
died peacefully in bed as an old bird
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>time sped up
>unleash my bankai and punch people in the face through the hallways at the speed of fast
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Antonio here, whoever was my borer, you have a heart of gold.

That round was golden, Captain fucked with time and space so hard we had to nuke the fucking station.
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>Shut down to mine bitcoins for a bit
>Come back online
>Link to centcomm lost
>23463 crabs in the vault
>Borg emagged
>Crew trying to set off nuke
C A R B O N S
A
R
B
O
N
S
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new therad where
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>>165429707
>Manny Pardo was a fucking legend. Please, jackrip, never stop.

kill one person as captain, get hated
kill the entire station in nuclear fire
get praised
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>>165429831
LETS
DO
THE
TIME
WARP
AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
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>working two jobs as the only medbay/engineer round start
Can't wake up.
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>>165429904
More like
>be a miserable bad captain who makes other people's lives hell both IC and OOC, get hated
>be a wonderful captain who makes the round better, either by being good at your job or helping people in need, get praised
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>>165429993
>Captain'd rather call the shuttle than set up the power
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>when there's 60 players on
>when they're all immeasurably shit and act like hippie fags/TG fags

fucking shitters get out of my server go back to your shithole
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>be robot man
>do R&D because the other guy just fucks off
>do R&D poorly
>Vox offers Marauder circuits over common
Fuck, how do I build that
>Make a Ripley
>captain brings in marauder circuits as a gift
>t-thanks
>figure that I just need to build a Durand but use the marauder circuits instead
>doing some mining
>get back to my lab
>T I M E
>power goes out
>T I M E
>offer to make Ripleys so people could move faster
>die alone in space because no one wanted my shitty mechs

I'm sorry.
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>>165429993
stop banning the crew
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new thread.
>>165430231
>>165430231
>>165430231
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>>165430127
If I'd known, I'd have come for a mech. I'm sorry, buddy.
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