Senran Kagura General #970 /skg/

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sup

hello

>>165293369
First for SAKI A BIG SMELLY SHIT

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Hola.

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Bullying senrans by being nice to them!

I am beary, beary tired so I'm going to take my cuddly, purple bear and go to bed. Good night /skg/.

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Alola!

>>165293581
I hope she drown while sleeping

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Fun Police here.

No fun allowed beyond this point.

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>>165293759
I would bully Mirai by marrying her as a prank!

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>>165294053
Uh...yeah! I'm totally not having fun with this polic officer! We're uhm...doing some intense interrogations, don't mind us!

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>>165293907
Seimei has good friends to help prevent comfort induced death

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I love my beautiful and cute wife Kafuru!

Ah you think HATRED FOR EVERY GIRL is your ally? You merely adopted the HATE. I was born in it, molded by it!

>>165294259
If they were really good friends, they would allow her to embrace the eternal comfort of death.

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>>165294481
What's yer offer?

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>>165294402
Can she embrace Muramasa instead? Robots aren't technically alive

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>>165294389
I'm going to beat the hate out of you!

Which Senran are you planning to celebrate January 20th with?

>>165295538
I plan on celebrating in the President Trump general with my gore folder

>>165295650
Why?

>>165295538
I'm gonna play Kat's game with Kat.

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>>165295293
You can try but you'll only be crushed.

I want Murakumo to call me a 'big walking cock'.

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>>165295538

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This is one batty dame. I totally love her though.

>>165295717
Payback for repeatedly raiding my favourite board

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Post some Crab damn you

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>>165295920
Wouldn't that make you just as bad as them?

>>165296051
Shut the fuck up, Hikage.

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>>165295801
We'll see about that.

>>165296051
So what? I don't care about politics I just want /pol/ to stop derailing my threads

>>165296238
That's a pretty childish way of thinking.

>>165296305
Again, so what?

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>>165295763
Same

>>165296503
>hobo
>literally wears a trashbag

>>165296693

And yet somehow she comes out more stylish than Homu's mom jeans and white shirt combo.

>>165295538

there's no Senran game being released on the 20th, so nothing relevant to be celebrated.

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>>165295538
With my American girlfriend.

>>165296503
>>165296693
All those hobo jokes have changed my feelings about this character.

>>165296693
Kat is NOT a hobo and Kat smells NICE

Also holy fuck I totally forgot that's coming out this month

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>>165294764
FUCK MY TITS OR SUFFER MY CURSE

Surprising to see that /skg/ is largely apathetic towards politics

Perhaps the meme magicians have run out of MP?

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>>165297141

>>165297159
For me, it had to do with 3 of my friends going maximum /pol/ throughout the months leading up to the election. Let me tell you, that shit is exhausting like you wouldn't believe.

>>165297159
We've been hearing about it for more than a year, we're sick of it and most of us just want to talk about Senrans. A lot of us didn't even bother voting IIRC

>>165297159
We already know that the state of every country's leadership is fucking terrible and everyone is sick of people who won't shut the fuck up about politics.

Now grab a boob or get out.

>>165297401
Haha yeah. A lot of it reminded me of when Obama ran in 2008 and literally every second conversation I had with people was about the election, including within my old WoW guild

>>165297159
There's also surprisingly very knowledgeable anons about the Bible in this thread.

Literally why?

I want to throw hibari into the gravity daze universe with gravity powers and watch her enjoy herself. Hell, it would even improve the fucking combat.

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This is a creepy dyke that smells squid. Please be nice to it.

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>>165297159
that kind of thing flies over my head mostly but the whole ride of 2016 was fucking hilarious to me, regardless.

>>165297481
Sorry.

Why do I have to grab *a* boob, though?

>>165297814
I'm telling you man it was terrible. All they'd talk about is how Trump was supposedly this super amazing person, and then there were times where they'd just start taking digs at black people and suffice to say, it felt pretty awkward for me.

>>165298031
Well I guess it can be two.

Don't grab any more than two though, haremfags aren't well liked in these parts.

>>165297980
See those frogs? Those are actually my sperms.

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>>165297971
And this is a nice sexually confused teenage girl who smells like the fresh sea air.

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Don't cut your hair!

>>165297159

Because the last time politics came up in this thread and I responded, I got fucking banned. So, fuck off back to /pol/ where you belong.

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>>165297980
shadilay

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>>165297980
That image would be cuter if they were hyper realistic frogs.

>>165297825
A lot of us fall into the traditional definition of otaku, I guess.

It's not that uncommon. I spend a lot of my spare time reading about government bonds and financing, debt markets and the minutiae of North America tax and tariff policy. I really enjoy getting into the byzantine details of all that stuff.

>ywn impress Ikaruga's father by discussing how his firm should be taking advantage of low interest rates in Canada by issuing longer-term fixed bonds to repay older debts they still have on the books

It's 2017 now

>>165298283
I'll show her my dick then she won't be sexually confused!

>>165298463
ASUKA HAS A STUPID FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>165298926
We know, Trudeau.

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>>165298928

>>165299047
stupidly cute

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>>165296147
You're much too weak

>>165298928
She'll start thinking about Hibari if she had a dick and things would just get worse.

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>>165299234
>start

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>>165298463
>posting the normie version

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>>165299197
Gonna take more than your pussy punches to pacify me!

>>165299319
Okay, REMIND her of the last time she thought about Hibari with a dick.

Point is: Flashing Yagyu just makes her Hibarisexuality worse.

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>>165299428

Hi,

I'm the anon who was musing last thread about quitting the Internet.

I've decided to take your advice and take a nice breather from anything not work-related for a few months What doujins should I download? I'm gonna want to stock up on enough porn to last me until September

>>165300784
Only you and your own dick can decide what doujins to preserve

But https://exhentai.org/g/639398/6ef8ae281d/ is my favorite senran doujin

>>165300080
Why isn't Asuka the most popular girl? Don't you guys know that stacked shortstacks are always bestgirl?

Has anyone els had issues with Homura's hair in EV? For some reason when initiating her Ultimate Ninja Art her hair doesn't change to the red style like it's supposed to, it just stays her normal hair style and color. Is there any fix?

>>165298463
>>165299047
STUPID THICC

>>165301690
That's an issue with every leader if you change their hairstyle.

I remember someone talking about the Issue with Miyabi when EV came out and I think the only thing you can do is reset them to default clothing and never change their hairstyle.

>>165301703
Can someone edit her ass please!

>>165301878
It's her default hair though, and the default color. I didn't change her hair. And she's got no head accessories.

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>>165297852
I want to sniff Haruka's farts.

>>165302096
yeah I don't remember how exactly they fixed it, just that it was really buggy.

>>165302374

Put on a trip code if you want to have an identity so bad you fucking faggot

>>165302520
You can literally filter posts by content. One idea would be to fucking filter "haruka's farts" you imbecile.

>>165302693
Maybe he wants to hear what other people have to say about Haruka's farts.

>>165302693

Thanks, that doesnt have anything to with anything. I'm just giving him advice, he obviously wants to be known as the borderline avatar fag who posts the same exact shit every thread. A tripcode would help him achieve his goal to have an identity on an anonymous imageboard easier. Don't jump to your boyfriends defense so quickly.

>>165302437
Dammit. I just want my crimson haired beauty ;_;

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>>165299574
Cheap shots with chairs? Fucking weak

>>165303149
You're right. How will you ever tell him apart from all the other 5 anons who want to sniff her farts. I mean what if they multiply?

>>165301041
I suppose you are right. Thanks for the rec.

See you in a while skeegs. Always remember that soda is piss and water is bliss, your favourite senran is always best senran, and mirai will always be shit. Good night

>>165303682
Thanks, Anthony. Good night.

>>165303682
goodbey anon!

My cold seems to be going away AND I managed to get the parts to build Valkyr Prime in Warframe.
Everything's coming up Milhouse!

How was your day, /skg/?

>>165303682
Godspeed, anon

The boobs will be here when you return

>>165303527

Again, this isn't about me, it's about what he wants. He obviously wants to be known as that one guy, otherwise he wouldn't post the same thing every thread. A tripcode would help him achieve his goal. I honestly don't know why you're being such an apologist for him when I'm just trying to give him advice.

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Hey, kid, wanna /ss/?

>>165303682
>your favourite senran is always best senran, and mirai will always be shit

I'm getting mixed messages here.

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>>165304405
Miraifag can be both shit and the best senran if you have shit taste

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Asuka wants something in her mouth. Will you help fill Asuka's mouth, Anon?

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>>165304737
I've got just the thing

>>165304737
I would but I'm too busy wondering what the hell happened to Homura's nose

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I want to cuddle with Hibari EVERYDAY!

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>>165305068
>>165304737
>>165304550
>>165304372
>>165300080
>>165299428
>>165298463
>>165297980

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This is the official Senran of the alt-right.

>>165305326

>Japan.png

do no image dump.

>>165305436
Asuka doesn't even know what that is!

>>165305541
That reminds me of a few months ago where a guy did nothing but dump. It was so cancerous.

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Is there a zip of all these faces in decent quality? I didn't see anything in the pastebin.

>>165305753
Here are all the HQ ones some anon made
mega:///#F!cV5yxKJb!gO0wM2DD5xhlezX82efwzQ

It's not everyone though

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Friendly reminder to take your cat on a walk.

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>>165306480

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I want Mirai to make a face like this at me

>>165306645
I'd love to humiliate a senran by walking them on a leash.

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So how many senrans frequent Anon Kagura General?

>>165307681
Lots.

Even Kagura.

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>>165307640
It's not humiliation if they like it though

>>165307524
But how are you going to do get her to do it?

>>165307971
Yeah, they're just getting some fresh air and exercise. It's totally normal.

>>165307971
Then I want to do it to a senran who doesn't like it! Like prim and proper Ikaruga, imagine her shame when she's forced to walk like a dog and obey me!

>>165307829
But what would they talk about?

>>165308208
About tfw no anon, how they want anon to do something with them and talking about our tendency for violence and masturbating.

While we go in an autistic rage for others opinion, they're more friendly.

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>>165307681
I want to paint Kaede with my cum.

>>165308208
I dunno, probably the same sorts of things we talk about but through the titty ninja lens

Like how much they want to have anon's kids, or how they want to be held in his big strong arms, how the story of real life is bullshit and the writers aren't even trying, whether or not beards are sexy, etc.

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Good night /skg/!

Please stay warm while cuddling.
I calmed down because I learned it was full moon but I still want to hold somebody in my arms.

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>>165308208
>I want to sniff Anon's farts.

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>>165308208
>anon will never force feed you coconut cake

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>>165308208
>anon will never princess carry you

>>165309989

>coconut cake

That shit is up there with carrot cake and cheese cake. Cakes are supposed to be made out of chocolate or vanilla with frosting and sprinkles.

>>165309267
Summon your Yagsona!

Prepare for an all out fap!

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>>165308208
>Your husbando is shit. SHIT!

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Forgive me if it was posted already, but we got pics of the PBS HUD and what it all means:

>HP (HP is like metroid, 1 heart = 100hp, can have multiple stocks/hearts)
>your squad's HP
>NW cards act like Battlefront perks (press D-Pad to activate, can be used again after CD)
>minimap

So far the abilities seen include:

>fire plasma balls like Mirai's supers (home slightly and deal nice damage)
>aimbot (OW 76 ultimate anyone?)
>a piercing shot that can hit multiple enemies
>extra damage
>a wave in an arc

>>165309267
Goodnight squiddler!

>>165310220
I'm not trying any tulpa stuff in the mental condition I am.

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>>165310823

Some info about the mooks so far:

>standard mooks who basically do nothing
>mooks with pool noodles who will bop you from a range
>mooks with waterguns
>mooks with the glove hands from EV's dressing room, they can grab you (and molest you) causing damage and holding you in place so other mooks can hit you too
>no sign of turtle mooks, yet

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>>165308208
>Anon won't talk to me. He keeps spending time with that girl, goddamn.

>>165311217
I want a hairjob from Oink!

>>165311217
Who let Katsoup train mooks?

>>165310823
Presentation looks nice from the screen. And the abilities there give me more hopes that we'll have a nice variety at our disposal

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>I love my little bro!

>>165312906

Renka, you have little sisters. Did getting hit on the head too many times with a drumstick make you forget this?

>>165312987
And she has a little brother named anon.

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>>165310823
Mirai's purple balls aren't plasma. They are concentrated masses of pure teenage angst and boob envy.

>>165313109
Mirai has very strong thighs to be able to hold her gun like that

>>165304356
YES

>>165313795
Senrans are stupidly strong. We already knew that.

hibbers

>>165314129
I bet Haruka couldn't hold Mirai's gun like that
Her thighs are all fat no muscle
If you took the fat off Haruka she'd be skinnier than Mirai

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>>165314320
Haruka is the exception because she doesn't actually fight.

I want to make Immie a mother.

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>>165312906
>you will never be Renka's little brother
>you will never bathe together
>Renka will never give you handjobs, blowjobs, and titjobs while your parents are at work

>>165315530

>feeling attraction to your siblings

Anyone who says they have feelings for their siblings minus REALLY rare cases like oral hygiene man clearly does not have siblings.

>>165315731
I have an older sister.
I like big sis incesti don't like my sister.

>>165315530
What about Hanabi and Kafuru? Am I the second oldest in this scenario?

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I want to commit frottage on Asuka.

>>165316270
I would want to be the littlest so I could get bullied by Kafuru and then run to Renka for comfort.

>>165316478

>implying Kafuru couldn't bully the fuck out of your dorky ass regardless of your age

>>165316559
>Running to your big sister because your little sister bullied you

>>165317258
Is English your second language or are you just a weirdo?

Hikage got into bed naked! With Mirai in her arms, naked! And promptly fell asleep along Mirai!

And Haruka took many pictures! Naked! NAKED!

>>165317574
>you will never get butt naked nasty with the Crimson Squad

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>>165317574
Tell me more.

>>165317574
Even Haruka was naked!?

>>165316387
>frottage
Do yourselves a favor and don't google that.

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>>165317832
I want to get naked with Shiki.

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I love Hikage! Every Thread!

>>165305753
>>165305943
Ryoubi's not there yet, I can make her if you want.

Asuka would be more popular if she wasn't the main character.

>>165318246
Oddly enough, frotting isn't supposed to be strictly gay, but grinding bitd against a girl is just called, well, grinding or something else

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>>165318362
Hikage loves you! Every thread!

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I want to spend eternity with Ryouki

>>165319792
Love is an emotion.

>>165321053
You got to wait for your turn buddy

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>>165321053
I want to spend eternity with Hyōki

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>>165321053
Welp, you know what to do

>>165323360
Kill myself?

>Get interested in this series
>"Something about this has to be good or else they wouldn't be able to keep making them"
>Try out SK Burst
>Frame rate is horrible, and its button mashy as fuck
>"This is dogshit"
>Finish Hanzo storyline anyway, and looking forward to completing the hebijo story.

Well somehow they got me even though its not that great of a game. Looking forward to playing SK2, and the Versus games at some point. Mirai, Daidouji, and Hikage are my favorite Senrans right now.

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>>165323360
I know exactly what to do, and I will do it!

>>165323216
I want to give Hyoki a wedgie and a noogie and make her cry.

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>>165323587
Burst was simultaneously the low point in gameplay and the peak in story

Enjoy Mirai being the most played character in the hebijo story despite being the worst character in the game

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>>165323649
Try it, nerd.

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>>165323742
Mirai is the real protagonist of Senran Kagura!

I want to beat up Ryona.

>>165324002
No wonder this series is shit.

>>165324051

I want to hug Ryouna

>>165323995
Well I don't feel like it now...

>>165323450
I mean, I wouldn't put it that harshly, but uh...just cuddle with Ryouki for all eternity in her coffin with her

>>165300080
Asuka is a skinny little girl with big tits!

Skinny little girl with big tits!

>>165323742
I'm actually surprised by how it seems like they actually put effort into the story. I actually do want to see what happens next. Also the frame rate is really what kills the gameplay. Even though its button mashy it still gives you that satisfying feeling similar to a musou game. Is the framerate better in SK2?

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>>165324262
That's what I thought.

Loser.

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>>165324287
No, Asuka is fat.

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>>165324335
Significantly so

Apparently CFW N3DS users can overclock both games for better framerates but I haven't gotten the chance to try it yet

>>165324359
I'm going to adopt Hyoki and turn her into a good girl!

>>165324359
Hey shut up! I'll bully Hyoki when I'm good and ready! I'm not fucking scared of her!

>>165324335
>I'm actually surprised by how it seems like they actually put effort into the story.

I wanna say this is what won a lot of people over to the series. I still remember the chapter with the family tree and how touching that was and how bad it made me feel for Ikaruga

I am going to adopt an Anon. Then I am going to use one of Haruka's potions to turn him into a pretty little girl. Then I am going to prostitute him out to other Anons! Then I will reveal to those Anons they have actually been fucking a guy!

>>165324446
You can have your chance now, though.
Nintendo fucked up pretty badly and everyone can easily install CFW on it now.
Just follow https://3ds.guide to the dot and come to /hbg/ for questions if you don't understand a step.

>>165324647
Oh I've already hacked a few of them, it's just that I only got and hacked my N3DS today and I've had to wrestle with a partially corrupted SD card before I can replace the puny default one and get anything worthwhile on it

>>165324621
you got problems

>>165325026
Yes I do.

>>165324621
I am going to have my Senran kill Anon. Specifically, you.

How hard should you dominate Ryouna to make her fall in love with you?

>>165325536
Enough to kill her

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>>165324498
>Hey shut up! I'll bully Hyoki when I'm good and ready!
Yeah, sure. Dork.

>I'm not fucking scared of her!
Let's see if you'll be saying that when I have your weak little neck between the gaping jaws of a yōma.

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I want to lift Asuka.

>>165325870
Taking Hyoki's pets away until she behaves!

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>>165324621
>Then I will reveal to those Anons they have actually been fucking a guy!

Would be even better if I knew that beforehand.

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"Hey Murakumo. Guess who's gonna lose her anal virginity tonight."

>>165325536
Enough to kill 10 Ryounas

>>165326079
Withholding her allowance until she behaves!

>>165327457
Does it not count if it was a wolf?

>>165327880
Buying her a properly fitting school uniform that's still cute!

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>>165324621
he would have given it away with his weird dialogue

Every skgees are uncivilized animals for his senran

>>165328393
Meant for >>165328113

>>165328362
No fucking way that's a dude

>>165328286
Fucking her until she cries, then fucking her some more!

>>165328474
>not knowing what gender bender is

>>165328551
>implying traps can make a heterosexual anon's boner go up

>>165328485
Killing everyone but her sister until she have sex with her!

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>>165328485
>>165328792

>>165323610
I want to go to the Church today

>>165328693
That's not what gender bender is.
Gender bending is making a man on all levels but mental a female and vice versa.
And also
>implying they can't

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>>165326079
>>165327880
>>165328286
>>165328485
>>165328792

>>165329570
>implying that the reproducing organs determine our gender
It's 2017 anon

>>165329903
I want this meme to be more dead than Ryouki.

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>>165330007
Hauuu?!

Hiyoki porn when?

>>165330658
Don't know, but the new Onichichi featuring Minori VA has just come out

Cuddling all day with my senran would be a fun job.

>>165330658
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=54312710

Which Senran seiyu did that NTR hentai? Was it Dai's or Minori's?

>>165332094
I don't know which NTR hentai you're talking about but Minori's seiyuu does some hentai.
So, her maybe?
Dunno if Dai's even does hentai.
Would love to listen to Dai's seiyuu doing hentai though. I like her voice.

>Yu Kobayashi in a vanilla hentai never

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>>165333018

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>>165333018
I think it's fascinating that Katsuragi's two favorite girls are on complete opposite ends of the pure spectrum

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>>165332840
dai has been in hentai before

>>165333705
Which?

>>165334017
Majikoi

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>>165334017
i know she was momoyo in majikoi, who is pictured there, and rider in fate/stay night. she is also chisato from shinmai maou no testament, which isn't "technically" hentai she basically does every lewd act to the MC besides actually take it in the vagina.

>>165333339

I thought Asuka was one of Katsu's favorites.

>>165334567
What? I can only cum if the cock meet the pussy.

>>165335080
good news, he at least prodded her hymen with his dick. i am not kidding.

>>165318432
Are you still around? I was in bread when you asked.

A Ryoub chibi would be really nice

>>165334017
>>165334567
I believe she was also Otome from the eponymous hentai series. Never forget.

>>165336121
I'll be busy all day, so expect it sometime tomorrow.

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This is a cute dork. Say something nice to her!

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>>165336553
No

>>165336553
She is easy to masturbate to.

>>165336553
She's infertile

>>165336553
i like red hair

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This is a cute cat. You don't have to say anything about her if you don't want to, but she would really appreciate it if you said something nice to her.

>>165337328
She has a big dick that's fun to bully

>>165336553

she's not as cute as my Senran and probably not as dorky either, though I wouldn't know, Who Waves don't have real personalities.

>>165336553
I would let her suck my soul out through my penis and swallow it whole.

>>165337328

I'd consider it if she stopped bullying my Senran.

but until then I hate that flat ugly cat.

>>165337660
Don't call Shiki's friend a flat ugly cat!

>>165337771

why would Shiki be friends with her when she's so MEAN to Shiki?

My Senran is way too nice for her own good.

>>165338160
Shiki is an annoying and unattractive baby that deserves to be bullied

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>>165338224

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Official list of senrans who bully Shiki:

Everyone

(Yes this includes Murakumo)
(Shiki's non-shinobi friends bully her too)

>>165338727
Official list of people who actually like Shiki:

<none>

>>165338829
Hey that isn't an official list!

That's just more bullying!

>>165337328
She's a smart cutie who cares deeply about her friends.

I spent like two hours this morning in a half-awake daydream fantasizing about gradually becoming Mirai's friend in school and helping her with her bullying problem. Absolutely nothing romantic or sexual, just being her friend and growing close to her. Am I beyond redemption as a human being?

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I enjoy looking at Ryona.

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>>165338727

Everyone bullying Shiki just makes me want to love her and protect her more.

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>>165338967
Are we weird dream posting?

Because I had another weird dream last night.

I dreamt I was either sitting outdoors with Minori and caressing her pregnant tummy, or we were at a pool party drinking beer together. Hopefully it wasn't actually both at the same time.
Still it's nice to have a Minori dream even if it's kind of weird.

Also don't drink beer around water unless someone capable of water rescue is present, sober and supervising.

>>165339424
Minori would be so cute when drunk

>>165339424

I had a dream I was drinking a lactating Minori's breast milk once. She's not even my senran.

it was chocolate milk

>>165339424
I had a dream where I opened my apartment door and there were a bunch of UPS packages on the ground, so I opened all of them and realized it was a dream battlestation, and then I realized it was a dream and woke up

It's better than a nightmare.

>>165339652
>having PC parts delivered by UPS

That definitely was a nightmare.

>>165337587
Mirai will use her big dick to bully you instead if you don't knock it off!

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>>165336553
She's my super pretty girlfriend!

Can I spoil Minori as much as I want? Like rub her belly while she eats expensive sweets and have her sit on my lap while she draws in a colorbook and also pat her head while she's doing it?

>>165340805
No.

>>165339652
I had a dream Cell from DragonBall killed a marching band and gave me a high five.

>>165340834
Why?

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>>165340805
Minori doesnt want to be spoiled!

She wants to spoil others!

>>165340998
That's okay, we can spoil each other. Or I can call her mommy if that's what she's into.

>>165341042
Minori doesn't like being called mommy when she's playing house!

She makes the husband call her wifey!

When she actually plays wife, that is.
Minori will make you play wife 9 times out of 10 because she thinks it's funny.

Minori is for holding down when you cum until she becomes all meekly and starts purring because she feels so good. She also likes to be kissed during sex.

>>165341261
>purring

You're thinking of Daijoubu.

>>165341392
No, minori starts meowing when you pat her head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Fpul2kfhA

This is what sex with Minori looks like.

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>>165341451
Minori meows, Daijoubu purrs.

>>165341619
And mirai hisses?

>>165341656
No Mirai does that ear splitting laugh

You know the one.

It goes like

"Aihihihihihie"

>>165341261
Well great, now I have an erection. Are you going to take responsibility for this?

>>165341718
No. Consult your local hamster.

>>165341779
Minori will just make fun of him for having a boner

Where's my fucking SK x 2hu spin-off game? Where's my ultimate brawl between yuugi and daidouji? Or my speed contest between the tengu and rin? And murasaki + murakumo teaching patchouli the joy of rapunzel and bl doujins?

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'Tis a good morning to slaughter yoma.

>>165342778
Can you imagine minori hanging out with cirno and clownpiece to bully people?

>>165342791
I would love to accompany you for some early morning Yoma killing. Just let me fetch my sword and pour my coffee to go.

Getting Senrans pregnant and then saying you won't take responsibility! (Even though you actually will) Just so they will be you up and force you to take responsibility!

>>165343574
Go to sleep Ryouna.

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>>165342778
>>165342848
Daily reminder that Hikage is literally Sakuya.

Good morning boobgen

>>165343717
Reminder that Hikage is the child of Yuuka and Hazama from BlazBlue abused to the point that she made herself feel no emotions to protect herself

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>>165343834
i thought it was yuuka and reptile

>>165343695
I'm not Ryouna! Ryouna can't get girls pregnant!

But I bet she would enjoy it if I didn't take responsibility!

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This is one of the girls I'm fucking.

>>165346490
>one of

anon

>>165346490
There are things that suprpass my knowledge. Among them...

Why is this nympho wearing a one piece with a frilly dress?
What does that expression try to convey?

>>165346490
You wish, you'd be fucking Haruka.
And so do I. ;_;

>>165346490
Haruka is a baby. Wearing a baby swimsuit.

>>165347231
I think it's sexier and leaves more to the imagination when it seems so random.

>>165347286
Haruka fucks you!

>>165347323
Fine by me if she fucked me.
As long as she can make me her bitch, I don't care either way.
I just hope that I'd be a good bitch because I don't want her to throw me away.

>>165348073
She likes her dogs if Burst is anything to go by. Be a good dog!

Why is Yumi so broken in multiplayer?

>>165349879
Yumi is the most powerful character in the series.

>>165349879
Freeze. Like she freezes all the haters.

>>165349879
Are people still playing Multiplayer?

>>165350249
yeah. I just wait for people to come into the room when doing homework. Fills up in like10 minutes.

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>>165349973
Fuck off Yumi.
Just because you are the most popular character doesn't mean that you are the most powerful one.

>>165349973
The strongest character is the character you are playing as at the moment.

Unless you are part of Hanzo Academy, then good luck with that.

>>165350553

>there will never be a plot where Asuka has had enough of this shit and beats the living daylights out of everyone using her MC plot armor

You WILL be friends with me, or I'll pummel you into dust.

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Yumi's girlfriend is cute.

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>>165350986

>>165350986
Yumi's girlfriend is a dildo

A tiny dildo.

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>>165351258
What's her name?

>>165350887
I want Asuka and co to become a villain!
Thoroughly evil!
And her killing Yumi because she's a good shinobi!
And the Crimson squad will become good shinobis temporarily so they can bring Asuka and co back to their senses!

Asuka and Yumi should make out.

>>165352197
I agree.

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>>165352197