Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

I'm going to marry Auriel

You can toss 2 heroes and add 2 heroes to the game
Who do you choose?

>>165214192
Murky and Samuro go out the fucking window.

Urzael and Xavius get added.

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>playing on Blackheart's Bay, my favorite map
>got a nice bot to take over for Xul since he couldn't connect
>got two more nice bots to take the place of Zul'jin and Zarya after they left the game in frustration, which is very understandable
>had Gazlowe to keep me company for the next five minutes while the enemy team was taking a well deserved break
>eventually they came to destroy our core despite our peaceful protest, but that's ok

sometimes this game is really fun

>>165214192
It's another (You) trap.
Anyway, remove ETShit and Alarak.
Add a feral druid like Broll, and Maiev.

>>165214192
>toss Nova and Zeratul

don't even care who gets added after that, but a support and specialist would be preferable

>>165214192

>Toss

Li Li
Vikings

>Add

Tyrion/Liadrin as a ret paladin
Anduin

>>165214192
>Toss

Tracer
Samuro

>Add
Cydaea
Feral/Guardian Druid

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>>165214167
me too

>>165214192
Toss Nova and Zeratul and remove stealth from Samuro
Add more meme heroes like Abathur/Murky/Cho'Gall

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>>165213940
What if-
What if Valeera is a multi-class specialist/assassin and Broll comes out as a multi-class tank/assassin making the gladiator trio all multi-class?

>>165215223

I feel like a specialist/assassin won't happen since the line is already blurry as shit between those two roles for a few heroes already. Couldn't see a rogue being anything other than pure assassin anyway

Broll on the other hand would be good but after the shit that is Greymane i've lost hype for multi form heroes

>>165215223
>multi-class including specialist

lmao what

>>165215451
She could sabotage buildings which would fully warrant the specialist label.

>>165215928

>Sabotage buildings

The fuck do you mean by that?

>>165215928

>more structure shenanigans
>implying they'd put it on Valerra and not some protoss or goblin or something

>>165215928
>more shit that interacts with the structures in this game that might as well be made of cardboard

also the specialist label was a mistake

>>165214192
toss artanis and zagara
add Ghom and Cydaea

>>165214192
toss chromie (yup I said it) and nova

add kel thuzad and that vampire lady from icecrown citadel

>>165213898
But they get one shot by the core?
The core aoe also tends to hit all of them so two or three shots wipe them all out

>>165214192
>Toss

LiLi

Add:
Aya Blackpaw

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>>165216747

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By El'druins light!

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>>165216895

Female Pandaren never.

Wait when did (You)s come back? Why were they gone for a day?

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Reminder that only 28% of the cast are ladies.

Reminder that only 4.5 (Lunara is half an elf) of those 17 characters aren't a human or elf.

This is NOT ok.

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I want some yous

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I am officially a high rank god.

>>165214192

remove xul and tassadar for having nothing to do with the character they are based on.

add d2 necro and maeiv

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>>165217467
Congrats, friend.

>her best skin and tint are default

I'll bet they regretted this.

>>165217351
What female non-human/elf lore figures are there to even draw from?

You have Yrel for female Draenei, Moira for Dwarves, and then I'm drawing a total blank on literally every other race.

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>>165217351
Cyadea when
Maiev when
Azshara when
Vashj when
Andariel when
Amazon, Huntress and Sorceress when
Genderbent d3 heroes when
That one d3 witch that isn't Madga when
Yrel when
Liadrin when
Garona when
Shandris when
Cute iron maiden femorcs when
Moira when
Alleria when
Whitemane when
Paletress when
Bloodquen Lana'thel when
Alexstrasza when
Ysera when

>>165217682

magatha grimtotem, vashj, the butterfly demon from diablo 3, onyxia

>>165217351
I'm pretty ok with this.

>>165218161
>Willingly wanting a sausage party

Why? I mean we just got Varian for fuck's sakes, nobody's favorite faction leader.

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>mfw trying to tank

>>165217868
Onyxia when
Eredar twins when
Magatha Grimtotem when
Vereesa when
Selendis when
Vorazun when
Raszagal when
Rohana when
Izshaa when
Blood Raven when
FemDiablo when
Warlord Zaela when
Tyrant 'futanari' Velhari when
Felmyst when
Mother Sharaz when
Freya when
Twin consorts when

>>165218345
I'd rather have Varian than most of the people on this list. >>165217868

>>165217682
Personally I'd rather see more females OC's based off of existing race archetypes (Troll Witch Doctors/Goblin Shredders/Tauren Spirit Walker) like Lunara than see like fucking Moira or whatever.

>>165217682

>Warcraft
Gob Squad (Newt, Female Goblin)
Sassy Hardwrench
Magatha Grimtotem
Alextraza
Ysera
Lady Liadrin
Alleria
Maiev
Shandris
Lillian Voss
Aegwynn
Draka
Aggra
Garona

>Starcraft
Rohana
Selendis
Talis
Vorazun
Izsha
Mira Han

>Diablo
Amazon
Sorceress
Assassin (Natalya)
Andariel
Lilith
Adria
Cyadea


As well as a million chances at side ass characters or kits to fit them.

There's plenty

>>165218882
>Goblin Shredder hero
>When you die, your goblin ejects from his seat and turns into a Goblin Sapper
>Press Q to KABOOM

>>165217868
>>165218669
Vanessa Van Cleef when
Lilian Voss when
Jandice Barov when
Therazan when
Maexxna when
Grand Widow Faerlina when
Lady Blaumex when
DK Whitemane when
Cordana when

Valeera
Lucio
DVa
Malthael

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>new bundle
>really want Desert Queen Zagara
>the rest is shit

>>165220128
???

>>165220128
Lucio would be so fucking boring in HOTS my god

At least give us Ana

>>165221892
Lucio would be boring as a HEAL SLUT.

Speed Boost all day.

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>>165218424
>tfw only do my best as tank

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>>165222131

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>tfw you style on them with Tracer.

I stopped playing her after getting her to ten before they nerfed the hell out of her. She's still fun.

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ez troll life
last pick muradin as 3d warrior instead of support, easy win as expected

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jade serpent kick when

>>165223403
Why aren't you playing only Gazlowe and Azmodan? I ´feel robbed.

>>165224824
bcs its boring. also illiDAN. that malf in match history is a game where i played without ulti and talents. thinking of buying medivh rnow, idk what to troll with. gonna continue picking warrior when team needs support

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>>165224763

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>>165223403
>vulture accounts sitting between d1 and d4
>play whatever
>win without supports
>people in the depths of silver and gold blow up if they don't have some tournament comp

>gazmodan
god bless even if you aren't sticking to those two exclusively lmao

>>165225024
at least pick Zarya then

>>165225024
Don't let what happened to LightKnight happen to you.

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>>165216895
>>165225079
Blackpaw got no skills

how long is nexus charger in the shop for? i still need 10k more gold..

>>165226408
It might go away on the 24th.

>>165221986
nigga Brightwing is already Lucio

man i want torbjorn in hots. at the very least as a legendary muradin skin (unlike widowshit, with torbjorn voice, molten core yelling during avatar and so on)

used to think he would be gazlowe v2, but they could actually make his turret a hero like rexxar's misha or one of the vikings, but static


Q - change basic attack type to like it's giant killer, close range
W - switch to hammer to fix/upgrade turret
E - throw pickable armor to target location, generates passively, collects from dead heroes
D - turret
R - +hp + attack speed + lvl 3 turret
R2 - idk, maybe let him have 2 turrets, but they obviously cant upgrade to lvl 3. or maybe he could be like alarak and take second ulti on 20


i actually main torb in overwatch, im cancer (gazmodan) but i got to master at least

>>165228085
he would also have funny dialogue wth muradin being pissed that muradin thinks he is one of the ironforge dwarves

and with lost vikings

and with gazlowe.. his nemesis

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

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>>165214192
Medivh, not sure about the other so I'll just say Tracer, as she doesn't really add anything and only serves to make you regret picking something without mobility which is a drag in this game as it's becoming rampant.

Add, probably Baal and Moroes.

>>165228914
moroes is literally just an undead guy with a knife, are you fucking RETARDED?

>>165229038
He's the caretaker of Karazhan and will slit your fattened up jugular if you trespass, uninvited. His duty is all he has left now that he's a Forsaken.

I wish we were getting him instead of Valeera. Fuck.

>>165229283
>Preparations must be made, because the master is coming home

literally shaking from that line

>>165228914
How come all Undead feel the need to dress like a total spastic? Every time they're in tattered and torn clothing. I find it far better to be dressed well, especially fully covered up. For example my Undead character in WeW quickly had fully-closed armour.

>What's under that helmet?
>Oh shieeet a spookyton

>>165214192
delet Lunara, and Murky

Add Darion Mograine and Baron Rivendare.

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>>165232375
>delet Murky

They already did, Anon.

I wish every Abathur that picks up Monstrosity would drop dead right now.

Fucking remove that ult already, holy fucking jesus.

>>165232710
>people wanting monstrosity to be viable
>people wanting bloodlust to be viable
>people wanting earthquake to be viable

mistakes were made

>>165234376
Yeah, we need more blue people, all we have are a bunch of greenskins.

>>165232710
It has its uses, but it's so unbelievably niche that most of the time when you're going down the 'should I take monstrosity' checklist you're going to hit something that makes UE better.

>>165234480
we need more shortstacks

>>165234376
>try rebbit because why not
>post anything that isn't massively circlejerky
>downdooted to oblivion

oh okay i see now

>>165234594
reddit isnt for discussion, its for news.

>>165228085
I'll catch shit for this but Genji and Hanzo would work decently well in Overwatch, their niches haven't really been filled.

That said, putting reflect in HotS would be fucking aids

>>165234768
Yeah, I didn't realize that at the time.

>>165234775
>Yasuo makes his way into the Nexus

pls no

>>165234775
yeah genji would be like an illidan - li-ming without sustain. hanzo idk his abilities kinda suck for moba, except the ulti

>>165234775
>>165234913
i wish blizzard did thematic multiple hero releases. like varian + garrosh, hanzo + genji and so on

>>165234594
Reddit is a disgusting place, in that it greatly promotes hivemind thinking, and is generally anti-individualism. While 4chan is pretty hivemindey as well, the fact that every post is treated the exact same (Trip dipshits excluded) says more than enough.

The down/upvoting system is the center of it. Give people the power to determine whose post is and is not worth reading, and you'll hit the wall human beings are doomed to repeat, which is "I don't like this, therefor it should be gone, who is with me?" as opposed to treating everyone with equality as everyone BELIEVES they truly want (Which they don't.) and just being like "Well I don't agree with this dude at all but whatever, who am I to say his voice should never be heard.".

At least here, that shit isn't even an option. Instead, you just call the guy an asshole and move on with your life, as it should be.

>>165234913
Scatter Arrow - Bounces off walls, does more damage if it bounces before hitting people

Sonar Arrow - Reveals an area or a hero if you hit them with it

Dragonstrike is his ult obviously

They could maybe do something with wall climb and use it like Talon's new E in league or something. I think he'd work. The only other archer we have is that corpse-slut.

>>165235308
>Sonar Arrow - Reveals an area or a hero if you hit them with it
tyrande

>The only other archer we have is that corpse-slut
tyrande

>>165235436
The owl's a fuckin meme

That said you are right I totally forgot about her, but we don't have an archer ASSASSIN.

>>165235518
but hanzo is a defensive character so he would be a specialist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>165235673
Alright listen here you little shit

They should just add Junkrat

I think everyone would be fine with that

>>165235251
Also it has been proven time and time again how manipulative, cheating (ignoring rules, bias etc) and out-right dishonest the mods and admins are all of the time. It's one thing for a shitty community, but for the mods and/or admins to be even worse is just recipe for a horrid website.

>>165235724
>Junkrat
>The first hero to manually aim his auto-attacks

>>165236209
>Gall

Also, what about Hanzo?

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>>165235834
Don't even fucking get me started on the mods. In the HotS subreddit, there was this post a while back about an all-female team being signed on with myInsanity or whatever the fuck, I don't give a shit about "E-sports" garbage.

So, I made this comment in that thread:

When asked what drove them to make the conscious decision to give the greenlight on an all-female team, mYinsanity simply replied:
"Because it's 2016."
A parade is scheduled to be held in mid August.

Lame ass, boring unoriginal joke, right? It was deleted. So when I asked the mod why it was deleted, their response was this:

"Your comment was removed because the joke implies that the 15/15 Canadian cabinet was bad and therefore an all female HotS team is too. It makes light of the situation when there are already comments in the thread about how women can't be competitive and some that state women can't play the game well at all."

Yeah, no. Fuck Reddit and those mods. You can't even make jokes if they're even SLIGHTLY jabby, even if it's all in good fun.

genji

q - increase basic attack speed and attacks 2 additional enemies but dmg is reduced
w - dash in straight line to target location, dealing dmg to all the enemies. resets on enemy deaths
e - deflect basic attacks (but they go back like skillshots) and abilities like valla Q, muradin stormbolt, jaina Q but not cone
r - ryu jin no ken wo kurau!!!!!11 resets w and gain basic attack damage
r2 - idk
d - cyber agility. 2 stacks of jump with cd so u gotta manage them. jump once to pass over terrain, jump second time to gain invulnerable. also can climb over terrain and it has separate cd

>>165236578
Wrong thread buddo.

And no since I no longer care for PvP in card games, but I like PvE, but they die quickly since it's just tutorial > tiny campaign. That's it.

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Post your top 3 for each franchise bitches & r8

WC:
>Lei Shen
>Velen
>Garona

SC:
>Stukov
>Ulrezaj
>Tosh

Diablo:
>Malthael
>Druid
>Mephisto

OW:
>Winston
>Genji
>Ana

Retro:
>Snake Sanders
>Blackthorne
>Sarlac or Tomator, torn between these 2


>

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>>165236656
>about an all-female team being signed on with myInsanity
I would totally give her my hat if you know what I mean.

so, no new leaks for the post valeera roster?

>>165237151
I don't think I follow? What kind of gift is a hat?

So wait are we alreay done talking about Zul'jin? That was fast.

>>165238609
he isnt OP
he isnt UP
nothing to talk about

>>165238609

I'm enjoying how plebbit think AA taz'dingo I'd his only option and anyone that picks anything else is bad. The threads range from him either being hilariously UP or OP in their heads.

>>165239603
Well his ults are both a little undertuned and his mana costs are a notch too high, i guess thats it.

Although I will say, I feel like W build is the only consistently viable build on him, the other two get shut down by blinds and stuns and shit. At least with W build you can poke from a safe range very connsistently

has anyone ever considered fapping to a HotS girl?

>>165240558
>not fapping to /ourguy/ Green's Tyrande

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>>165240558
>Not fapping to scorpion waifu

>>165239779

Personally I favour the W build but AA works well on some maps.

Eternal battlefield - AA
Shrines - W
Bhb - Either
Spider Queen - W
Cursed Hollow - W
Haunted mines - Either
Garden of terror - W
Braxxis - W
Warhead - W
Dragon shrine - Either

I've had pretty decent success with this though AA can really shine if you have the comp to support it. W is defo more fun however

>in quick match queue 400s

WHY CAN'T I JUST DO MY FUCKING DAILIES VS AI WITH INSTANT QUEUES AND 5 MINUTE GAMES WITHOUT PEOPLE FUCKING MAKING FUN OF ME FOR DOING GAMES VS AI

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE TOLERATE THIS SHIT?

>>165244567

>People making fun of you for playing ai

Literally no one cares about that, especially if you just say it's for daily quests

>Solo Warrior on each team, ours is Varian
>He goes Fury

Every fucking time. I can't escape fucking retards in this game. QM, Ranked, nothing matters, everybody is just so fucking shit and makes the worst decisions they could possibly make. Like, nobody goes out of their way to make the smarter decision. God I can't stand this game's fucking community.

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>my webweavers shall weave a web of death upon your foes RRREEEEEEE
quality writing

>>165240558
I fapped to every single one of them except chromie and bw

>>165214192
Samuro and Tracer get removed.
Add Zenyatta (Ranged Support, HoT based) and Samir Duran/Emil Narud/Nameless Xel'naga (Ranged Assassin, blasty mage)

>>165245780
Casual

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https://youtu.be/ostaatY4mKM
STAND SKIN WHEN ?

>>165237049
>ana
faggot/10

>>165214192
ragnaros and varian

Ragnaros is not that great but both of his ult are stupid

People that actually play Varian is ranked are useless shitter and if they won it's because they were carried by their team.

They should stop putting heroes without mana, add Baal with some abilities that burns mana and a curse that makes you loose health when using a skill

And they should also add a weird hero like medivh or abathur. Deckard Cain probably

>>165237049
>Terokk
>Mannoroth
>King Ymiron

>Gui Montag
>Alan Schezar
>Tom Kazansky

>Blood Raven
>Duriel
>Andariel

>Junkrat
>Hanzo
>D.va

>Superman

>>165237049
That AREN'T in the game or something?

WC:
>Al'Akir
>Moroes
>Drakuru

SC:
I know nothing of SC.

Diablo:
>Baal
>Druid
>Rakanishu

OW:
>Zenyatta
>76
>Reaper

Retro:
>Superman
>Superman
>Superman

>>165237049
Diablo :
>Mephisto
>Assassin
>Tyrael in D2.

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>QM
>Their team has a useless Abathur
>He takes Bronstrosity
>He doesn't lay mines
>He doesn't hat anyone at the right time
>Easy win
>Next QM
>Same Abathur is one my team
>He's calling everyone useless while doing nothing
>Lose badly

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>>165237049
WC
>Grom
>Kel'Thuzad
>Nefarian

SC
>Fenix
>Warfield
>Stukov

Diablo
>Blood Raven
>Dark Wanderer
>Imperius

OW
>Winston
>Pharah
>Reinhardt

Retro
>Tomator
>Blackthorne

>>165237049
WarCraft:
I don't know WarCraft lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

StarCraft:
Samir Duran/Emil Narud/Nameless Xel'naga
Fenix
Protoss Carrier hero (somehow)

Diablo:
Mephisto
Imperius
Aidan (Diablo 1 Warrior)

Overwatch:
Zenyatta
Reinhardt
Junkrat

Retro:
Fang & Scorch (Duo hero in the style of TLV)

>>165238609
He's kinda average. Taz'dingo bait is alright but he walks the razor's edge of HP and most players aren't good enough to make that work.

>had great games while silenced
>not silenced anymore
>get literal shitters the team
It's like it's trying to get me silenced again

>>165250479
baiting people into blowing you up so you can burn their entire team with Taz'dingo is fucking hilarious

>>165238609
not much to talk about other than he should have been out in 2014. pretty standard stuff.

>winning all game long
>then my team goes full retard
>refusing to fucking back off when it's 2v5 at enemy core
>varian charging in 1v5 when the enemy has a punisher on that lane
>everyone in general diving deep into the enemy while outnumbered and then crying for heals
I think I want to be silenced again

Where the FUCK is Hogger???

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>>165237049
WC
>Maiev
>Azshara
>Mannoroth

SC
>Stukov
>Selendis
>Rohana

Diablo
>Cyadea
>Imperius
>Mephisto

OW
>ow
Don't want any of this shit in this game.

>Retro
Same fucking thing.

Bonus edition, two more of each.

>Tichondrius
>Kil'jaeden
>Fenix
>Duran/Narud
>Spearzon
>63 Monk

Where are my grandmaster skins for level 20 heroes?

>>165254050
They're gonna have more hats than tf2

>>165254050

>more spikes
>more ugly aesthetic

No

>>165254185
What about more slut?
For both males and females

Why does hammer drive a tank instead of duke
Why is hammer a thing
Why is medic a mexican goblin and not a blonde beauty
Why do both of them have voices that make me wanna kill myself

>artanis gets 10 coins off killing rag
>has like 10hp left
>gets behind our keep
>decides now is a good time to attack that full hp kharazim right outside our keep
>dies instantly

>>165254802
Duke will be the BC hero
Medic is based on Brood War not SC2
Hammer's voice is fine fuck you

Rate my Valeera kit bros

>Trait
Stealth, cannot be used if enemy has vision of you, unlocks additional abilities while stealthed, using an ability breaks stealth

>Q Envenom/Ambush

Envenom inflicts mild damage and applies minor slow.
Ambush while in stealth for significant burst

>W Rupture/Cheap shot

Rupture applies a heavy dot
Cheap shot from stealth for a stun

>E Sprint/Shadowstep

Sprint for movespeed, low duration low CD
Shadowstep to teleport to targrt in stealth, doesn't break stealth on use

>R1 Vanish

Places you back into stealth, can be used if they have vision of you. Passively increase damage after stealth breaks by a small amount

>R2 Vendetta

Mark a target granting vision and damage bonus to the target for the duration. Applies to additional enemies if the target dies during.

Talents could include shit like cloak of shadows on 20 for a spell immunity or self cleanse, poison talent row at 13 to spec into a poison eg more slow, extra dot or healing reduction on Envenom. Utility talents to make Shadowstep targetable on allies too etc

>>165255210
>weirdass american dialect
>shit voice
>fine

>>165254802
Because feminism

>>165255493
sounds cancerous as fuck, so perfect for Valeera

>>165255210
>Hammer's voice is fine fuck you
No it's not. She has the most obnoxious voice in the entire game and is just painful to listen to.

>>165255493

>No skill shots

Not gonna happen, but good try

>>165255860
vanish's level 20 upgrade adds an optional dash to it

boom

>>165237049
>WC:
-Turalyon
-Teron Gorefiend
-Garrosh

>SC:
Mengsk
Mengsk again
Stukov

>Diablo:
-Malthael
-some other big ugly evil thing, whatever would play fun
-never played diablo, whatever you'll recomend will probably be alright

>OW:
-D.Va
-Hanzo
-Ana

>>165254802
Sgt. Hammer replaced Horace Warfield, not Edmund Duke. Duke was never in planning.
As to why.. there's no real reason. Duke would be a terrible hero, Warfield would too. So why not.

You make the medic a pale blonde with her master skin, second tint

>>165256080
>Gorefiend
http://wow.zamimg.com/wowsounds/561713
Fucking when

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>>165237049
WC:
>Putress
>some noname goblin sapper
>Valen

SC:
>Gui motherfucking Montag
>Zurvan
>Zasz

Diablo:
>Lazarus
>Anduin
>Mephisto

OW:
>Winston
>Genji
>Symmetra

Retro:
dunno, I've only played TLV

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>demotion match
>gazlowe pick on cursed
>healer crashes 5 minutes into the game
>gazlowe attempts solo boss with wombo combo build and dies
>enemy snowball of tlv
>rehgar gets back into the game with core at 36%
>13 min gg
the only constant is you

>>165214192
Toss lili and tass, add tass (as a not shit templar) and almost literally anyone else. Theres a huge list of must haves.

>>165256434

>Andy in as a diablo representative

Lay off the drugs anon

Can we PLEASE get a moratorium on Orcs in this game.

>>165258261
after Garrosh, Nazgrim and Ner'zhul

>>165258261
We can have a few more orcs, but they really need to be the brown non-Fel orcs because we have too many greenskins.

>>165255493
>unlocks additional abilities while stealthed, using an ability breaks stealth

so basically remove any reason to play other stealth based heroes because the new one has 6 instead of 3 basic ablities.

amazing idea

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>>165220128
>Lucio

>>165258332
Garrosh with a bonus Grom skin.

No more fucking orcs after that.

>>165256661
>promotion match
>first pick is Nova
>next pick is Rag, 3rd guy highlights Nazeebo and 4th guy has nothing highlighted
>"alright guys, I can either tank or support, but someone else has to do the other"
>3rd locks in as Nazeebo
>4th picks Valla
>pick Muradin and try my best
>lose

only :^)
constant :^^^)))

why did this game die, it's so much better than the competition? ;_;

>>165257137
>>165256434
eh, meant Aidan

>>165259086
promotion matches from bronze are hard m8 :^)

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>>165259213
>this only happens in bronze

you give the hots playerbase too much credit

>>165259115
this is the stupidest meme

>>165260020
It's not a meme when I actually believe it.

>>165259434
This never happens to me.

>>165260064
The game is only dead in comparison to two of the biggest games on the planet.

It has roughly the same player base as Smite, with a developer that will literally never abandon it and the most consistent update cycle of any Blizzard game currently out.

Chill the fuck out.

Fuck, Marry and Kill any hero already added in the game.

Which do you choose anon?

>>165261221
Fuck Li Ming
Marry Auriel
Kill Nova

Daily reminder that the Loot tab will save HOTS

>>165261221
Fuck Li Li
Marry Sylvanas
Kill Sonya

>>165260525
>roughly the same player base as Smite
So dead as fuck?

>>165262151
>implying any HiRez game can truly die and not shamble as an undying zombie for eternity

>>165262065
You cannot save something that is already dead

>>165228085
Deployes turets, plants shields and w/e, D is for picking them up for near immediate use but if they get destroyed goes on long cd. Trick is to pick up important gizmos before that and redeploy them seconds after.

>>165261221
Fuck Lunara
Marry Sonya
Kill Tracer

Diableah skin when?

From Warcraft 3 alone, we still do not have:
-A Troll Shadow Hunter hero
-Kel'Thuzad
-A Dreadlord hero
-Maeiv
-Lady Vashj
-A Goblin Alchemist hero
-A Pit Lord hero
-Akama

Also missing potential units that could be turned into heroes like:
-Dwarf Mortar Team
-Gyrocopter
-Spellbreaker

-Troll Witch Doctor
-Troll Batrider
-Spiritwalker

-Obsidian Destroyer

-Druid of the Claw/Talon
-Mountain Giant
-Huntress

-Goblin Sapper/Shredder

>>165261221
Fuck Stitches
Marry Azmodan
Kill Tyrande

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>game is not dead
>i-i swear

>>165264202
Ancient of war hero.
Can root down to start spitting out minions.

>>165264361

The game is having a hard time finding people as bad as you to fill a match

>>165264202
Witch Doctor and Shadow Hunter don't need to be two separate things.

>Batrider & Sapper

I also don't know how you'd make a hero that's based entirely around suiciding into buildings.

>korean masters team fight
>literally nothing happening for 2 minutes then both teams retreat to base for HP and mana

I fell asleep

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>>165220128
>Lucio

prepare for memes

>>165265113
>I also don't know how you'd make a hero that's based entirely around suiciding into buildings.
Consider the following: Murky

>>165265639
Murky is fragile and built around dying pretty frequently, but he isn't explicitly a suicide bomber. Those two units explicitly blow themselves up.

>>165265834
You're oblivious to the obvious despite it hitting you in the face.

>>165265972
Oh my bad, I misread that how as a why.

>>165264361
Also had a long (250s) queue on qm with Varian... pretty slow

>>165261221
Fuck Jaina
Marry Murky
Kill Cho

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>it's another "the enemy has Artanis/ETC/Muradin/Malf or some other S/A+ Tier shit" episode
>it's another "they're terrible but you still lose by a hair's breadth because their ez heroes carry them" episode

I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. FIX YOUR FUCKING RETARDED GAME BLIZZARD AND NERF THESE GOD DAMN POWERHOUSE EASYMODE HEROES ALREADY FFS.

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>>165220128
for all sad words of tongue and feather
the saddest are these
NEVER EVER

>>165267283
>and your team has a Nova with 13k hero damage at 20 minutes and 200 siege damage

>>165264202
You forgot Tauren Chieftain and Kil'jaeden/Archimonde. Forgot what their class was called.

Shandris is the Huntress

>>165268921
I think Archimonde's class was warlock or something like that?

So, what are the chances that Blizzard will actually use Valeera's old personality from the comics instead of Literal LoL Katarina from Hearthstone?

>>165270357
Remebering the same.

What are the odds they butcher Valeera's thigh game?

>>165271380

They fucked up Li-Ming's delicious thighs, so probably.

>>165271380
They only enhanced Tyrande's, the HotS team isnt a bunch of week kneed sjws like the OW team. Expect FULL ASS.

>>165270645
Zero
Valeera is only famous because of HS.

>>165237049
>WC
>Garrosh
>Blackhand
>Kel'Thuzad, Archlich of Naxxramas etc. etc.

>Diablo
>lmao who cares

>Starcraft
>lmao who cares

>Overwatch
>Zenyatta
>Pharah

>>165271585

Valeera is literally going to be Katarina from LoL if they just transplant her from Hearhstone, because her personality and voice actress are literally the same.

>>165265639
>tfw someone firstpicks Murky in your plat4-3 promotion match and you win the game anyway

>>165271584
>OW has Mei and Zarya, Hanzo and McCree
>HotS has a bunch of generic bimbos and NO cute males

variety, is the spice of life

>>165272516
>NO cute males
What about Kael?

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>its another "your enemy got Malf in QM, you lose" episode


NERFS WHEN. F U C K I N G WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>165274998
>qm
>bronze

>>165245897
Ana's playstyle would be pretty fun in a moba.

>>165274998

Your fault for not being aggressive enough. Can't win a poke war against Malf.

>>165274998
>waaah 1 hero i always lose to cause i'm a shit cunt! ;_;
If you're true to your logic, why don't you pick him, faggot? Worthless.

>last pick
>hover whatever I want to play
>all four other players tilted off the face of the planet because it's not support/fill

hm wonder if they're ever going to attempt to address this

>>165276296
fuck off and die Malf mainer, people want to play something other than that unfun, boring piece of shit cunt

>>165276950
>braindead thing buffed into the meta
>people think it's okay because they were bad for so long

reminds me of wow desu

>>165274420
he looks like someone's gay uncle

>>165278467
Was your gay uncle a meth addict who watched his people marching ever closer to the brink of extinction?

>Enemy has Li Ming
>She just sits outside your turret range throwing shit at the towers until they fall
>If you get close to her then she just blinks away or Malf roots you and you eat her nukes
What the fuck do you do
Its like every time they add a mage they just make the next one a better version of the previous one

>abathur free week
see you in 6 days

>>165280162
You get two assasins to dive her with some stuns and she's dead

>>165278653
no but he has a dumb pointy chin and a weird nose.

Stitches might be the first time I've seen a hook hero be unpopular.
What happened?

>>165280967
Haha
*Nukes you with Arcane Orb while you approach*
Not so tough missing 30% of your life, eh?
*proceeds to throw 5 Magic Missiles in your face* Now you're at 40% life and trying to run away? Should have thought this trough! Take this!
*Teleports on top of you and finishes you off with a Triple Stack Canoneer into your face*
An expected outcome... Now for the chump that was with you.
*eyeballs her skills having just come off cooldown*
Hehe, I'm gonna enjoy this...

>>165283228
Because he's terrible.

>>165283228
He doesnt have good followup cc or damage, because he is just a tank. Plus, nobody who plays this game is really THAT good, so landing a slow hook in the first place can be hard. He's no Pudge, and he's no Blitzcrank. They tried to be a little more unique with him, and it turns out nobody wants a unique Pudge, they just want Pudge.

>>165283228
Artanis can do the same thing but better AND Artanis has a passive unlike Stitches.

>>165283247
Arcane Orb does fuck all up close
Dodging missiles is easy as shit
If she somehow killed you, the other guy would be too close to deal any proper damage to

>>165283228
Because he's ugly and awful.

>>165283247
Are people still complaining about Li-Ming?

>>165283228
The fun about hooks is being able to grab enemys from outside their vision and then blow them up. Hots has incredible small lanes and stitches is tanky but he can't really solokill unless they decide to not walk away from him since he has no real damage or cc

>>165283361

Because unlike other games, a solo hook from Stitches doesn't mean he gets a kill. Pudge lands a hook and 100-0s most heroes, Roadhog hooks and instantly kills most targets, and Stitches hooks and gets to watch his target simply walk away because he has no damage follow up with a team.

>>165283228
Artanis is just flat out better and also has hook

>>165283562

At least Blitzcrank has a knockup and silence. Stitches kit just doesn't really feel like it works with his hook.

>>165283228
He's nothing but a hook. A hero with literally one skill that does something.
Slam does nothing, pretty much.
Bite helps you do nothing for a bit longer.

And his one signature move and reason to exist in the game, that is, completely ripping someone out of position so your team can shred him, has been taken away by Artanis. Because Hook gets stopped by the first whatever it hits, Artanis can do this shit through minions. It's harder to react to a Dash Prism because there's less distance it has to cover and comes out faster.

>b-but that throws Artanis right into the middle of the enemy team
Yes, and he's a tank and has enough tankiness to survive waddling back to his team, which his last skill off cooldown will conveniently help with.
He also actually deals damage in a teamfight, compared to Mr. Fleasack. And he has a good zoning ult and a teamwide 4 second blind. Global ults, at that.
Meanwhile Stitches can puke a bit and slow people. Or Gorge, but guess why that's shit.

>>165283228
I mean Sylvanus in Smite isn't super popular, and Roadhog is actually kind of in the middle of the pack.

Regardless I think is because literally ALL he has going for it is the hook, and in HotS only having the hook doesn't really do much. He can't do anything alone, where as the other hook characters can solo. Except for maybe Sylvanus, but that's probably why he's unpopular as well.

>>165283440
>implying it's not going to hit you at 3/4 range because I saw you coming from miles away
No shit you can pick off a Bronze Ming :)

>>165283803
no offense dude, but Hook-Gorge-(some assassin follow up or a tower) is still good if you can land it

>>165283562
>>165283858
Rudehug is the best non!pudge desu

>>165283970
>gorge
>good

Nope.

>>165283970
Gorge just alleviates the problem of your teammates not reacting in time to your hooks. The "drag him in your base" situation is just so rare it's not worth considering it.
If your team has even one assassin worth his salt, Gorge has lost it's one reason it isn't complete shit.

>>165283730

It used to when he released, but they've nerfed him pretty hard over the years.

Pretty much his only synergy is with Gorge, but it's a heroic and not all that good without follow up.

>>165283228
He needs some physical armor like Arthas because his ability to control the enemy and stay in the fight is just trash at the moment.
But he had his time in the meta awhile back when his HP pool was gargantuan and Slam did great damage.

>>165285017
What if he had a quest or a passive that increased his health by a flat amount every time he ate a minion or something along those lines?

>>165285350
He needs hook to apply a 50% slow for a couple of seconds and remove the extra range talent. Also slam actually doing some damage would help

>>165285350
he needs
>hook to pass over minions/summons/mercs
>slam to deal more dmg + maybe baseline slow
>a passive that does more, maybe slows or reducing enemy armor etc.

>>165285350

He had that in regeneration master, but they removed it because late game he would have like 12k HP and was a bit hard to kill back when GK talents were not as popular/wide spread.

>>165286569
>devouring things with E permanently increases health/damage
>regeneration globes permanently increase health/damage

idk make his hero fantasy about walking around eating everything until he's some massive late game beefcake of a hero

because designing a new kit for an old hero nobody that actually works is probably a waste

Stiches needs to hook people into his team, or those enemies that are low on HP, or from objectives. That's how his hook is utilized in this game.

His hook is only used 1v1 to catch escaping opponents, you bring down their HP with other methods. You bait them into staying in a 1v1 with you.

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>gnomes

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>hurr durr Sonya is bad
>mfw I still jump on people's heads and HOOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAA!!! them to death

>>165291856
it's like a countdown

>>165286794
What if his model and hero hitbox increased by 1% every time he ate something and it also gave him bonus health
Make him the ultimate abomination
A monstrous golem of flesh and rot

>>165292932
>Stitches, but every time he hits his E he gets bigger

>>165293082
>Varian, but every time he uses Colossus Smash the sound duplicates and it gets a little louder

>>165293465
>Sonya, but every time she jumps she jumps higher and the sound gets more high pitched

so why is anub'arak so kinky

>>165292932
abominations can't be cool, only retards and Futurama jokes are allowed

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So i haven't played this game in a long time (Greymane Patch)

What is a good hero to buy? what's META?

>>165293984
Mummy bug is into bondage and quadruple penetration.

>>165295828
Indubitably kinky.

>>165292289

>stop dirt leagues in solo queue QM
>compare it to high level team play meta HL/TL

makin me laff m8

>>165292289

I won a HL game with Murky, does that mean he's god tier?

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>>165296796
>>165296953
ah, I crave that mineral

>>165292289

quit associating that garbage tumblr show with best hots girl

>>165297056
>>165292289

Who says she's bad? She's just not optimal in the current meta, but in the right circumstances she can be good.

Unfortunately, so long as Diablo, Muradin, Dehaka, and Artanis are in the top tier, there will never be a reason to pick her over any of those.

stitches is good in some disruption comps, i had an enemy team of stitches, diablo, tassadar, falstaad and one more DPS

stiches or diablo would snatch someone, tassadar and falstaad would delay the rest of the team while they killed him, every fight was 4v5 and there was nothing we could do about it

>>165292289
>taking leap instead of berserker rage
wew

>>165297624
She was bad before the current meta. She just had company. Now instead of Artanis tier it's just Sonya tier.

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>>165297619
no

>>165298273
>taking a nearly secure kill instead of waiting for your team to do all the work while you spam slams like a jolly idiot
What a tool.

>>165299086
>can't land spears

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>wood league shitter wins a few games with shit hero
>"HURR TOLD U THEY GUD"
>takes shit talents
>can't even play hero well
>avatarfags for a reason to use their shitty images

When can we end it

>>165240558
Sonya, and Zagara are top tier fap material.

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>>165295390

>>165299387
spear is good
but jump smash spear smash is gooder

>>165300630
>which heroes do you play
>which modes do you play
>what do you own
>what is skill level

Need something to work with.

>>165300630
Li ming, ETC, Mura, Reghar, Thrall, Malf.

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>>165300793
own all other then the stuff from greymane on

>>165300813
thanks senpai

>>165301067
They're all shit and last month's meta.

Out of all those, Li Ming is a "maybe" and Malf is a pretty good healslut.

I'd just hoard coins and stick with f2ps until you find something you like.

Don't buy heroes before you try them.

>>165301408
t. goldie pretending he know about the game

>>165301465
Regardless of how right I am about the meta (I am right), he still shouldn't buy shit just because somebody thinks they're meta and/or before he tries them out and decides they're worth spending gold on.

Blizzard is making all the heroes f2p for 3 days because they're gearing up to launch something and trying to motivate people to spend their gold this week. It's a good reason not to buy shit until next week.

>>165301812
>Blizzard is making all the heroes f2p for 3 days because they're gearing up to launch something and trying to motivate people to spend their gold this week. It's a good reason not to buy shit until next week.

This is exactly what I've been thinking about the Nexus Horse.

>>165302095
That horse is so fucking ugly and doesn't even match the game characters.

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>tfw nobody to help a young one take heart

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>>165302521

Nothing personel, kid

>>165303131
I still don't understand why people like this meme character.

>>165303180

She's a bad guy that killed Cairne and the only significant female tauren in existence. Pretty unique for taurens.

>>165261221
fuck li li
marry li li
kill everyone who's already dead anyway

>>165303180
Being the major antagonist for an entire race is not being a meme character.

>>165303180

i haven't followed any of the bullshit WoW story in nearly a decade, but i remember when the game was new. it was very strange that she had her own specific title and there was a quest line about how her whole family were schemers. I think she even had her own voice lines? in any case this was back when the World of Warcraft was a world of mystery and adventure rather than the shitshow it is now.

same reason I like varian. I remember it being so strange that you could find the king of stormwind on an island in the middle of nowhere, with no quests associated to him. after reading his wiki entry, it looks like they absolutely butchered him with some classic Metzen hackery, but i'm still glad he's in the game.

>>165303612
>in any case this was back when the World of Warcraft was a world of mystery and adventure rather than the shitshow it is now.

More like it was back then when I was 12 lol

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MAKE WAAAY
FOR DA BAD GUY

>>165303850
If I pull that mask off, will he die?

>>165304067
It would be very painful

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>Cho'Gall with the name Kyr'appy
>does nothing all game except wander around
>gets both of the enemy's Garden Terrors
>uses one to chase fight one of the map bosses and teamfight, doesnt take a single structure
>spends the entirety of the other one chasing Zeratul around the map.
>spends non-terror time feeding uncontrollably

I love how these things just work themselves out sometimes.

>>165304117
He's a bad guy.

>>165304349
TAZ'DINGOOOOO

winston next is already confirmed. trust me on this one.

warrior

>q: jump. pushed and damages enemy heroes
>w: barrier
>e: self-heal

r: rage
r2: global ability lowering cool downs

>>165305136

i believe you random anonymous poster on 4channel.org

>>165305136
nooooo

of all the overwetch characters why the gorilla

>>165305136
>Self-Heal.

What?

>>165305136
Pls send this to cnn and buzzfeed

>>165305136
>>e: self-heal
Confirmed fake, as if it wasn't already obvious enough

no trust me on this guys

ghostcrawler
>is that dumb ghostly crab thing
specialist

q: hides in shell
w: snip
e: self heal

r: become a ghost
r2: crawls around

>play a game of hots
>queue for next one and start watching anime
>finish half of the episode by the time the next game starts
>games are usually only 15-20 minutes
Literally spending 33% of my time waiting for games when playing hots

>>165305239
Gotta feed the retards and their super dank hamarambay maymay.

>>165303653

nice bait tot. here is your (you).

>>165305673
isn't samuro getting a harambe skin soon though

>>165305585
at least people don't generally dodge in hots

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>we're winning by a fair amount
>have a wipe
>someone on our team starts talking shit about how everyone but him is to blame
>purposefully play badly to throw the match

>>165305980

alternatively:

>get carried by superior players, signficant lead
>do everything in my power to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, because i am a bad player who doesn't belong at this rank
>pretend this was a conscious effort on my part, and not just me being bad

>>165303602
tauren are indian cow people, their whole existence is one giant meme.

>>165303602
Being the major antagonist for a meme race is being a meme character

>>165305136
excuse me for....... dropping in

Oh.

Is Valeera Katarina?

>>165306519
>>165306574
They were better when totems werent conduits for the elements, and more like giant wooden pillars to beat the shit out of you with.

>>165306748
How many more times are you going to post this?

New leveling system when?
Doesn't feel rewarding playing level 20 heroes

>>165307030
Eh?