SC2 General

this is my first and last post in this SHIT thread

awesome girls dick queers

at least someone post a gook with gsl/asl etas

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gook

top ten for piss gate

*wgirls around*

new mass effect...

nihilism is a mental illness

boobs

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we're watching our guy

>>165201990
im watching agdq i just cant help it
there was some cool dwarf dude commentating super mario just now and he explained everything

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>>165202359
fair enough mate, not really my thing i only ever watched it once when our guy was there

>>165202359
he was so smart

Classified documents presented last week to President Obama and President-elect Trump included allegations that Russian operatives claim to have compromising personal and financial information about Mr. Trump, multiple US officials with direct knowledge of the briefings tell CNN.

The allegations were presented in a two-page synopsis that was appended to a report on Russian interference in the 2016 election. The allegations came, in part, from memos compiled by a former British intelligence operative, whose past work US intelligence officials consider credible. The FBI is investigating the credibility and accuracy of these allegations, which are based primarily on information from Russian sources, but has not confirmed many essential details in the memos about Mr. Trump.

The two-page synopsis also included allegations that there was a continuing exchange of information during the campaign between Trump surrogates and intermediaries for the Russian government, according to two national security officials.

pigskin

>boot up game after months of not playing to give co op missions a go, because I saw Alexei became playable

>5 fucking dollars

must you fall so low, blizz?

you can't impeach a president just because he like a little bit of pee

>>165203419
yes you can

maybe you don't know what impeach means

>>165203419
pretty sure it was more than a little bit mate, the mattress was soaked!

>>165203419
this whole thing is one of the funniest things yet in 2017
he literally had prostitutes piss on obongos bed
what a god

>>165203573
did he become a cartooner too?

i thought hentai was an art?

>>165203573
come on this is so painfully fake..

>>165203908
hey! buzzfeed published it so you know its true!

>>165203786
yeah the art of getting FUCKED by giant tentacles

You guys don't actually play sc2, do you?

>>165203976
i literally played two ladder games yesterday

>>165204076
based

wait why did i reply to a phoner :\

>>165203976
i do!!

>>165204187
idiot

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hehe funny sc2 meme

>>165204204
+1

>your russian pals offer you some good anime hire some prostitues and rent a whole cinema for you
wish i had friends like this

>>165203938
the only people who think anime and hentai is so taboo and a sign of being pathetic are the people who watch it themselves, or are affiliated with such things (like 4chan, which is very anime centric)

literally nobody else knows or cares about anime or anime porn.

go and tell your mom "donald trump masturbates to anime!" she'd probably have aboslutely no idea what you're talking about.

point being that the person who created all this propaganda is some internet loving weeb.

i wonder what hentai he watched
theres barely any good ones :/
i wish the report went into a little more detail on that part.....

>>165204470
probably bible black :3

>>165204575
>:3

well he had to have gotten bible black

>>165204426
>point being that the person who created all this propaganda is some internet loving weeb.
we need to get this info out #aware

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Will somebody play Age of Mythology with me from Oceanic/SEA the game is fun and I've got nobody to play with. I wanna git gud.

people on twitter are really believing a story
from buzzfeed
about trump partaking in golden showers and watching hentai

he's an old man he probably doesnt even know what the frick hentai is lmfao

why are they allowed to even publish something like that, are they like internet version of those fake tabloid newspapers with bat boy and charlie sheens a martian and stuff?

loool someone from trump general made it up and sent it to buzz feed and they believed it

perception is reality

>>165204961
just the dumb libshits that think this is 100% true
actually, to be completely honest, as someone that likes trump, i wish this was true as well, because its just so fucking funny

>>>/pol/106526333
hahahahaha
how can libshits actually fall for this

>>165205498
lmfao

LMAO im dying

>>165205498
A GODS

>>165207395
fighting!

https://streamable.com/34hst

omo..

>>165207768
meh

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>GSL Code S 7h 30m

>>165208208
STINKY

>>165208208
BASED

>turn on select stream
>sucks for him
>sucks for me
>sup son
>good to kno
>sucks for him
>sup son
>good to know
>sucks for me
>turn off select stream

i want jack off again but my wee wee hurts

>>165209493
2017 has been insane for me so far
i fap like 5 times per day every day
feel like my dick is gonna fall off

we stopped doing that

>>165208208
megumi :3

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omo

>>165209730
i dont even know why i bother expanding these pics
i know from the thumbnail its this ugly hoe and that im not gonna like it

>>165209576
sometimes i endure it but i dont like doing that

>>165209783
+1
really bad posts

>>165209783
+1

soyubutt

>>165209783
hows she ugly?

>>165209783
+1 but -1 for the "hoe" we don't use that kind of lingo here

>>165210119
i mean dont you see her face
and her body is really nothing special either

>>165210247
try to cum at the same time you're pushing out a hot, steamy gigantic shit turn and feel the contractions break it into pieces

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>>165210464

>>165210069
post it~

>>165202370
I'd rail her so hard she wood stop being a dyke

>>165211980
+1

>>165203908
its real you idiot

>>165212118
its not
pol is being falseflagged right now, big time

>>165209783
ikr

i wanna cuddle with zg...

we're watching kaitlyn btw

I think I would unironically hook up with Scarlett. She's a bottom right?

all you need is love but what if you dont have it

>>165212996
she's a lesbian who prefers kgirls

>>165213042
6.5/10 gook

gonna buy some infowars water filters maybe that will get my mom off my back

use her cc lol

>>165213109
>translesbians

That's the absolute fucking worst thing. What's the point of even being a tranny if you don't get your boipucci pounded out by big dicked studs? Fucking faggot needs to khs, waste of my fucking time.

>>165213048
if you give love, you'll get love.

>>165213475
I only use bitcoin

f the globalists

>>165213480
>you
>big dicked stud
hahah

scar scar the ladyboy~

running a little late sorry guys

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damn.. how can i look like this

>>165201117
thank goodness "people" like scarlet made being a faggot cool

>>165213550
slut

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GSL Code S 6h 10m
Curious vs soO
sOs vs Billowy

>>165214564
love =/= sex

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>>165214581

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omo filipina girls..

she isn't a faggot!

>>165214864
hmmmmm

>>165213353
get a bumper sticker too like my neighbor

>>165214865
+1

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this just happened....

>>165214864
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>165215435
me on the left

>>165215435
lol

us gamers am i right

>>165215435
i'd do this if gookette was sitting there

>>165215435
this was taken out of context. hes getting something under his chair. stop putting agdq n a bad light

>>165216134
minnymaus' bf..

>>165216189
fuck the press can't wait till those filthy leftists get sent to the trump-gulag

https://sys.4chan.org/vg/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=165217179

imagine a premium russian prostitute pissing on you....

>>165217224
+1

>>165217224
cant +1 this enough

>>165218132
Painuser?

>>165218246
you forgot to turn off your caps judgmental phoneposter

>>165219475
FUCK you

destiny is really bringing together the case against trump #pissgate

>>165220493
*kills you*

jesus christ thats jason bourne

>>165220695
i thought destiny was banned from twitter

dumstiny...

>>165220958
>implying Trump can change the obvious eventuality of green energy and loss of jobs to automation

>>165220695
remember when trumples thought wikileaks was compromised and assange was dead

>>165221179
>he gets his economic news from destiny
lol "automation" fuck off

>>165220902
he got unbanned when he promised to become an establishment mouthpiece

guys i need $3k fast..

>>165221726
post your paypal

>>165221775
[email protected]

sent

>>165223227
should i watch it..............................[[

>>165223227
more like stars wars kill all white males...

>>165223227
it was terrible

almost as bad as season 2 of the wire...almost

>>165223346
that greek mother fucker wasnt even greek!

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Can anyone tell me what's the difference between America II3 and America II4 servers?

>>165223763
depends... :3

>>165224146
my client doesn't have that.

>>165224146
someone please respond

I got to level 50 playing only against AI because i'm too insecure to play against people

how do i start my journey against real human beans, i feel like i don't know enough about the game...
thanks for listening to my blog

>>165225842
i don't have that
only americas
europe
asia
southeast asia

>>165226247
just do it m8

>>165226437
I haven't cleared the elite difficulty though, and only recently got to beat the very hard one

I'm too scared of not knowing what to do

>>165226342
>>165224343

Then, what the hell is that?
I literally spent the last hour searching for an answer and couldn't find one

i'm so sad. i don't think i can play anymore.

>>165226521
there's no point in doing that
just DO IT

>>165226521
the ladder really isn't that scary mate most people won't even type anything to you, win or lose

don't let your memebuilds be dreambuilds

>>165226621
>>165226437
>>165226672
Thanks for your words, i played an unranked game and won somehow

It wasn't that bad, thanks!!

>>165228121
nice!

>>165228121
fighting~!!

our bronzie... he's doing it...

good night

zerg

who else is waiting for gsl :3

imagine f*cking a cartoon...

>>165234063
a cute boy cartoon with a nice small butt... omo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYlqIQOqPJk

Will Tastetosis also jump ship to the superior esport?

>>165236329
>doa

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woke up from the nap just in time for code s!

>>165237043
good poster

gook night!

soO fighting~!

>>165237043
hihi how long did you take a nap?

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SENDING OUT AN SOS

SENDING OUT AN SOS

SENDING OUT AN SOS

>>165237772
about 3 hours

soo~!

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What the fuck?
너의 이믕은
Why are they advertising Japanese anime?

It's funny that google translate translates it to "your teeth" though. wtf

>>165239528
thats photoshopped with everyone soO lost a final to and soO on the right

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>>165239604
Oh wow nice catch. Okay, so Innovation, Innovation, Solar, Classic, Zest, Zest and Dear. Pretty funny.

Being soOoO is suffering. Also how does this guy look so different in these pictures?

Roaches.

Where are the muta wars? Well it's not like ZvZ is interesting either way.

>>165240013
spores do too much damage to justify making mutas

odds drink
evens don't drink
gets go to bed right now

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>>165240363

soO is so fucking good

>>165241645
yeah!

sos~!

stinkers are dumping bitcoin..... almost buy time

guys tastosis just stumbled on a huge revelation

protoss are literally unable to kts

>>165245153
idc

>>165245153
whats kts

>>165245229
kiss their sweethearts

>>165245259
shoulda said kys themselves then.....

>kmfdm remix on gsl

we /industrial/ now

im getting back to sc2
what are some standard meta jorgen build orders that i can use to get back into it?

>>165246386
http://lotv.spawningtool.com/build/zvx/

>>165246553
thanks babe

i prefer sc2 over bw

there, i said it

>>165246553
i wish something like this existed for bw

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dirty sc2 money

>>165249443
the broodwar section of liquipedia has a lot of build orders, its better than nothing i guess

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Category:Zerg_Build_Orders
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Category:Protoss_Build_Orders
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Category:Terran_Build_Orders

Steve Harvey Cannot Believe Any Woman Would Want To Date An Asian Man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=70&v=7gjVyM2tajA

>>165249924
das racist

>>165251213
p sure black people cant be racist
but since its against asians and not whites steve maybe is racist in this instance? idk im not smart enough to tell

>>165251213
black people can't be racist moron

>>165251402
>>165251405
i have black family and they're racist so checkmate

>>165251557
kys youreself nigger

all niggers should die

*kills myself*

>>165201117
Why does he not pluck his eyebrows and get tits?

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a god

a gook

>>165246386
same builds that have been used for years now lol fucking idiot the meta doesnt change at all ever

time to fantasize about sickziis huge 8 incher

I HATE STARCRAFT!!!!

>>165254495
+1

>>165254495
Been hating it for almost eight years!

i will snitch on any of you with no hesitation to janny

>>165255192
then why r u here

>>165255192
please dont..... ill do anything..........

PIGsKIN BITCH!!!!

really bad brain zaps
can barely move
call 911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV27p_IGSAU

ITS HAPPENING! OUR GUY

this is a declaration of war...

bring it on...

trump is a god

ahh now i get it...

****ing my neighbors dog at 4am....

cant believe our president is a guy who uses the words "tremendous, big, many," and then refers to himself in 3rd person.

we're losing big league to china

kissingers open china plan wasn't a very good plan...

dark side of the moon is actually pretty good album lol

>>165258117
*kisses you*

trump is an alpha

*kisses me*

good press conference
id say so myself

god zvz is so stressful...

if trump was my dad I wouldn't be here right now because I'd be busy being successful...

zzzz followed a girl on nicovideo but found out its a boy. unfollowed

having a 3 way with scar scar and a kpop...

>>165261089
omoooooo
imagine her and a kboy spitroasting you...

http://blog.dilbert.com/

wow trumps nazi tweet is absolute master-grade persuasion
hes so smart >_<

no more parties in la

hyah

no more parties in la!!

hyahh!

baby please no more parties in la!!!!!

>YOU are fake news
A GOD

G
O
D

imagine being sickziis secretary at work and he makes you wear really short skirts.....

>>165264296
imagine sickzii making you stay extra late when its just you and him...

>>165262396
holy shit i missed the conference
no way he actually said that LMAO what a fucking GOD

>>165264843
ONGP-103

>>165264906
what the FUCK

>>165264614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkIk31t_YUM

>>165265037
how can one man be THIS based

>>165265186
he's not a man he's god emperor

>>165264296
>>165264412
thats hot

>>165265037
holy f they really need to turn the contrast down on that tv

A fat speedrunner. Donate!

>>165266010
why dont they ever speedrun real strategy games like civ or aoe or bw
they just keep on replaying the same games year after year its so boring zzzzz

gook

or chess
i guess maybe they are just not smart enough

>>165266202
While playing Zelda you can eat still

>>165266202
those arent speed games

>>165266776
why
whats a qualification for speed game
they ran sc2 years ago (and it was fucking horrible because it took them like 4 hours to finish it; i guess they just arent smart enough to break a game like that)

>>165266906
from my understanding, it's because they aren't many ways to really play faster than normal

doing 5 miles of cardio everyday to lose weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7zN_b3GZA

>>165268424
no the unwritten rule is that when you get banned you go to >>>/trash/

>>165268503
YOU

>>165268547
huh? fu*k off retard

>>165268624
+1

>>165268424
well first thing we need to do with you is pick a race that youll unequivocally support in any balance discussion

of the following items, which appeals to you the most:

1.) a mullet
2.) a cape
3.) a diaper

>>165268624
-1
>>165269380
cape easy

>>165269492
congratulations you are now a zerg player

>>165269580
that doesnt make sense

>>165269824
those are the three items that characterize a person's soul, it is impossible to cheat the test

if you are unhappy with the results, i suggest you do some self reflection and try to better understand the real you

i want to succ Magnus Carlsen

>>165270483
im norwegian i can bring my chessboard over and we can pretend ;)

>>165270774
it's not the same

yea yea well, WENDY is a fri**in GODDESS

my current ladder banger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glXgSSOKlls

gi gi!~

i want to give sickzii a blowjob after meeting for the first time and acting all shy afterwards

>>165272021
i dont like it

i want to drift off to sleep in sickziis arms

i want to hire 2 russian prostitutes to pee on me and sickzii while we watch anime in the presidential suite

>>165274474
go to bed donald

sickzii pee in my mouth :O

>>165274530
i dont sleep until 4 am there are important tweets to get out

sickzii pee in my butt ();()

gook

fucked a cute blonde blue eyed girl from work today

and to think I once wanted a gook gf

now go check for STDs lol

>>165276407
+1 lol

>>165276407
f*cking btfo lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urvF8f3yiqc

how fucked is he?

>>165277082
fuck off back to his chat moron

>>165277225
+1

>>165277225
pretty sure this has always been a destiny fanclub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neuACPckhk0
(the tranny is there too)

sickzii knows how to make a girl feel desired

i desire sickzii to pee on me!!!

*pees on you*

>>165279238
omo!!!! >_____<

hey guys newb here playing terran
what are armory units good for

>>165279640
armory is good for upgrades
armory also lets you build useless meme units

fat smelly weirdos

libshits at /mu/ are bullying me again

see all the replies >>>/mu/70270999

please come and help

>phone
lmao youre on your own kid

i never phone post

suck my fucking dick you fucking retard

>>165283287
-1

>>165283371
+1

can someone (You) me

>>165285535

had the gf dream again...

based underage bro

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back from shoveling!

>>165287258
i wish i could have helped i need excercise badly

>>165287605
you could go for a walk

>>165287817
walks dont really give me excercise

i guess if ur 400 lbs u gotta carry a lot of weight but for me walking is like nothing

>>165287919
https://www.verywell.com/walking-calories-burned-by-miles-3887154

>>165288406
>3887154 calories burned by walking
lol i fuckin doubt it

>>165288406
ya burning calories but i meant i need physical exercise to get some endorphins and blood flow

idc about calories

>>165288778
go chop some wood then

when i go jogging my nipples get kind of excited is this normal

>>165288901
can i go jogging with you

>>165288901
be sure to put tape over them or else they will start bleeding!

>>165289031
okay but i mostly jog like once a month when i try turning my life around
>>165289073
what the heck

>>165289183
jogger's nipple :/

>>165289183
friction from the shirt rubbing against the nipples will make them chafe and bleed

so all those cute girls jogging around the neighborhood then...

imagine getting the girl you actually want... i bet its nice.

>>165289957
what if don't want any

>>165290191
think back to a time when you did.

>>165289427
>>165289957
>>165290191
>knowing a girl
>having more than 1 option

you already told me you arent a robot

>>165289957
but then what do i do?

>>165291548
find the nearest locker room

brb taking a nap

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>>165292423
enjoy your nap!

what's going on?

>>165280512
+++++
how did this post get overlooked, best post itt yet

>>165294608
yours is 2nd best 2bh

>>165294608
because it's the worst post itt desu

>>165294686
thanks that means a lot to me

>desu

>desu

>baka

stop

plastic :(

+1 we only drink from glass here

i dont
i drink from plastic cups bc then i dont have to wash them

i was talking about her face...

you're being rude to your mom that's not right

>>165296029
word but i like paper plates and paper cups the best

plastic cups are too flimsy and has too much condensation build up

wish i was dead

wish i was smart

i just need a friend

wish i was rich
wish i had a gf

seems the scvees are quite a needy bunch!

>>165299625
kill me

>>165299754
i can't...

do europeans ever think in english

>>165301092
i do, sometimes its just easier; depends on what im thinking about
and brits obv do

do americans ever think

seulgi's nose... lol!!!!!

>>165301239
+1
upvoted
worded
our guy

>>165301283
it perfect and really cute

>>165301183
>sometimes its just easier
what do you mean? i figure it would easier to think in the language you've been using the most

gi break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cle2xPlEzY0

>>165301354
sure but when you spend most of the day on the internet where everyone is using english, it just becomes bothersome to switch back and forth

also most of the articles and books for uni are mostly written in english and they always contain a bunch of english terms; and translating those to native language takes a lot more effort than just using english all the way

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>>165301579
good post

*unsheathe 'zah cutter*
*telepepperonis behind you*

Heh, nothin' pizzonnel, kid. . .

>>165302201
+1

how many liberators 2 make lads?

>>165302435
in the current usa policital world you'll need at least seventeen

japs better than gook because big ol boobies and better looking faces and better morals theyre not giant whores like plastic gooks are

>>165303678
plastic gooks > natural nips >> natural gooks

one time miqueena streamed without wearing a bra underneath her white turtleneck sweater and you could see her dark nipples through it

i took like 300 screenshots

>>165303885
why didnt you tell us about it
post a sample

>>165303945
i did but i got banned last time

>>165304197
lol what a lyin crook

no one believes you AT ALL moron

>>165304303
+1

fucking bullies!!!!!! i wont share it again with you then!!!1 fucking idiots!!!!! leave me alone!!!! >:'|

>>165303885
-1
>>165304197
-1
>>165304505
-1

omw to your entire comment history and downvoting all your posts idiot until you post her boobs

>>165304579
a god

>>165304579
+1
>>165304656
word

boobs or gtfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvw6s_IT5yU

>>165306873
she may not know it, but she will always have me
;_;

wtf is this nutella shit
i used to eat nutella all the time
do i have cancer now????

>>165308827
:/

maybe its just fake news.....

>>165308827
wow...

gonna post this to /r/showerthoughts

kwhores are just coin operated omo holes