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Shipperfags aren't going anywhere edition

>Oasis | New Map Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhVZ-QIu4jk [Embed]

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>165182151
>Roadhog will be forever dead in the water

How and why? And if you say because of the hook breaking from lamp posts I'm going to call your parents and tell him how much of a failure you are because they're already working on fixing it.
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shipping is dumb
self inserting is dumb
michael chu is dumb
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Fareeha
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Post new hero ideas here! I'll start...
>healer
>can pull a fuckton of heals out of her ass at any range on demand but it's totally balanced because you have to aim a large hitbox that can be hitscan or projectile to heal
>can do damage to enemies with the exact same function that heals teammates
>also has a grenade that can heal, buff friendly healing, negate enemy healing, and do damage in a decently sized radius with a minor cooldown and no counters
>can completely deny most ults with the ability above or another stun ability on a similarly minor cooldown
>she will objectively be the best healer in the game but will also be a monster in 1v1s with flankers too for some fucking reason
>ult makes a teammate all glowy so they do more damage and take less
thoughts? critiques? do you think this is balanced?
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Tracer!
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>>165183947
why isnt 50 of her healt armor?
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how do we keep tumblr fanfics out of videogames
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First for Mercy being a pathetic single alcoholic and cheap slut
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What's the difference between health and armor?
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Rate my shit buffs I wrote out. Out of 8.
http://pastebin.com/jgXbQpY5
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>>165183969
Almost as we had one before, not sure tho
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>>165183868
600-60%*600=240
240 effective hp a giant hitbox/critbox and 0 mobility
because zen press his e
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>>165183947
is a dork!
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>>165184110
cuts damage by half up to maximum of 5 damage
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>>165184159
Cute.
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>>165184085
Remove all characters, go back to the classic id style.
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HOW TO FIX TANK META:

Make it to where people can use their abilities and shoot while hooked by Roadhog.
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>>165184085
Don't post it
Don't reply to it
Don't talk about it
Don't think about it
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>>165183970
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>>165184186
I'm sorry, when did Blizzard say they were changing Zenyatta's Orb of Discord to do higher % on higher-HP characters?
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>>165183990
New skins for Hana when?
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>>165184305

Finally, Emily x Tracer art without man-faces.
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>>165183969
Seems kinda similar to Ana. Okay concept though.
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i know there are redditors here

is there a reddit for AMWF and is it ran by michael chu
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>>165184335
never some guy suggested it in the previous thread and now someone wonders why it would be too op on roadhog
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OK /owg/ simple question:
Nevermore or Plague Doctor?
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>>165183732
I'm not saying she isn't. I'm saying that the fully dedicated healer should be able to heal more than ana.
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>some retard switches to hacker beaner to destroy my +75 armor machine
>gets killed by the turrets after unloading his gun on the generator
dumb fuck youre supposed to drop a dyke ult on it
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>>165184305
who is the top in their relationship?
i hope it's Emily
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Doomfist will be an omnic hero
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>>165183769
>be a blizzard writer
>just write the story you are being paid to write
>receive this autistic essay on twitter

What do?
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>>165184159
what if she accidentally got symmetra in the eye with those nails
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*presses e*
*runs at you with 900 mile long death ray
"nothin personnel ez game xd u suk get outskilled"

And here I thought mei was braindead.
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>>165184697
Emily wears the strap-on and Lena takes it in the ass
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>>165184770
>gay migration
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>>165184697
Are lesbians even have tops and bottoms?
Lesbian sex is such a meme
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>>165184643
dude I agree that the nerf on Ana is minimal and isn't gonna change much in the meta
but i don't believe the right way to go forward is to nerf reinhardt because he's picked in almost every game
he will still be picked because of what he provides is necessary and unique
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>>165184551
So what does some speculation thing have to do with what I asked the other guy about Roadhog being "forever dead in the water"?
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>>165184868
triggered by a symmetra, L O L
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>>165184770
Do the same thing he did with the Christmas comic. Some Pharmercy person was having a metldown because they thought Pharah was on a date with a guy so Chu told them they could continue to like a ship regardless of canon.
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>>165184770
I love twitter meltdowns of all kinds
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>>165184868
It's 7 meters
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>>165184959
If they do pegging. It's not as much as a Thing as it is in gay dude relationships though.
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reminder
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>>165185152
i thought that was b8
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>>165184998
he was saying that answering to the guy suggesting the discord orb changes...
i assumed you saw the conversation dude
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>>165185159
70 atleast.
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>>165185152
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Is this the most Reddit general in /vg/?

Go back
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>>165185159
it's at least 48km and deals 2k dps immediately
trust me i'm bronze
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>>165185578
>m-muh Reddit

No one older than 15 gives a shit, faggot.
Go back to high school, 4chan is not sekrit club anymore.
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>>165185198
I'd rather have the Overwatch cast dancing to Moskau. Or any other song. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to see Winston, Bastion, and Reaper busting a move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At-vMLA4Ueo
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>>165185707
I'm fairly certain reddit has a thing for overwatch, I think you'd be more at home there

fag
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>>165185152
What.
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>>165185578
lolg
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>>165185818
Dance emotes when?
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>>165185818
>tfw you will get back the few seconds you've wasted life on watching that god awful video

Also, doesn't Bastion have that robot dance emote?
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>>165184770
I've been under a rock. What the hell happened? Did Blizzard officially tell Pharmercy shippers to fuck off? Pls tell
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>>165184697
I don't think tops and bottoms are a thing in gay relationships unless it's like a stone butch on pillow princess or something.
But you know she doms the shit out of Tracer erry night.
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>>165184868
>t. Genji
Catch this hot curry laser.
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>BattleTag used to have the word Moon in it
>some guy asks me if it's a reference to Moon Moon
>immediately change it afterwards
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>>165186006
Blizz added some Valentine's Day lines where Genji and Mercy give each other chocolate and share it.
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Hon hon hon
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>>165184156
>Symmetras ultimates buildings are also hackable, granting 30 seconds of shields to the opposing team or a 30 second window where your team gains access to the teleporter.
That means the enemy could teleport to spawn and spawncamp
Other than that good list 7/8
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>yfw there's lines of mercy giving everyone chocolate
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>>165186107
but didn't they specifically say they will not do valentine's and easter events?
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>>165186257
Expected of her
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>>165185990
>worried about a couple of minutes after wasting half your life on 4chan
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>>165186257
SLUT
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>>165186317
There are New Years lines and no event, they'll probably just be put in for a week or two for February.

>>165186140
That's not a Swiss laugh.
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>>165186095
>battletag used to be "niko," to match my art handle
>every other game "HEY NIKO, MY COUSIN, BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES"

>change my name

It was getting annoying
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>>165186317
No event doesnt mean no new voice lines
There was no new years event but we got new lines
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>>165186376
stop making me feel bad, fuck you dude
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>>165186140
Hon.
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>>165186317
yes, but chu is a beta faggot and genji is his self insert into the game

honestly, who people are not more pissed off of this gay shit than some stupid fanfic is absurd to me
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>>165186257
Are there? Or are you just shitposting?
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Hello
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>>165186456
oh christ
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>>165186421
I mean, they do speak French in western Switzerland, but Mercy is clearly Swiss-German, even though all of the fanartists (and likely Blizzard) keep making her speak mainland German.
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Since Ana is going nowhere anytime soon because Blizzard thinks her absurd heals will stop with a petty 50% grenade heal bonus nerf, post shitty Mercy and Zen buff ideas that could make players, "Hey... let's consider picking these instead of Ana and Lucio this time."

I've got nothing for Mercy in mind to be honest senpai, but I have some very good playtime with Zen so here are my garbage ideas;

I have this idea for Zenyatta that would also encourage players to "juggle" more often, the moment you give the orb to someone, it heals, let's say, 60HP from 0 seconds to 1 second, after that it heals 50HP from 1 second to 2 seconds, and then it fixates at the regular 30HPS. So to maximize your heals, you be juggle more and shit.

I don't know, maybe you could apply something similar to discord too?

Feel free to call me a faggot.
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>>165186549
It was a hypothetical question. So yeah shitposting.
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>>165186456
my irl name is nico wat do?
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>Anon has switched to Genji (was Lucio)
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>>165186732
Replace Mercy's res with the Medic's ubercharge.

It's still a powerful ult, without the hide-and-seek game Mercy has right now.

>Feel free to call me a faggot.
no.
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>>165186732
mercy should be deleted from the game or completely reword into something more than hold mousbutton follow other player, try to hide in tf and rez

your idea on Zen is pretty good, but i'd say give him a secondary harmony orb he can deploy with lower healing if it's too op
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>>165186732
>tfw the only reason to play zen is if you hate playing healslut you're the last to pick

>I have this idea for Zenyatta that would also encourage players to "juggle" more often, the moment you give the orb to someone, it heals, let's say, 60HP from 0 seconds to 1 second, after that it heals 50HP from 1 second to 2 seconds, and then it fixates at the regular 30HPS. So to maximize your heals, you be juggle more and shit.

Interesting idea. What if when you orb someone they instantly gain a flat amount of health like say 50, 60 or something while still having the passive regen
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>>165186732
understand people will never stop picking lucio until some other support gets speed boost
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>>165186140
>this Swiss bimbo witch takes your body when you are near-death, rips your cock off and turns you into a cyborg assassin programmed to love her unconditionally

What do?
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>>165186732
Bring back 50% Discord for Zen. Or if they want to get creative they could make the discord debuff 10% of a characters full health so it would be 40%+ against tanks and ~20% against the rest of the cast.
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>>165186732
But anon, Ana is fair and balanced.
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Your main is now your girlfriend/boyfriend

And you have to present him/her to your parents

Would they approve??
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>>165186257
>''HEY GUYS, GENJI IS NOT HERE!''
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>>165187038
Make it so mercy can dual wield her pistol and staff
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>>165186921
>Sombra online
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>>165186257
GIVE EM THE CHOCOLATE, MERCY
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>>165187204
No. Because she doesn't exist.
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>>165186564
>salut
I want her to whisper French in my ear.
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>>165186732
Zen is fine as he is, viable secondary healer and tank/Pharah slayer. If you're not already juggling Harmony from target to target either you're playing him wrong or there's a good reason for giving someone constant healing (ulting Genji/Hog, Pharah, etc)
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>be master
>IRL friends who are in plat want me to help them climb to diamond
>queue on diamond alt and main ana
>they get mad when I tell them what to do
>they get mad when I dont tell them what to do
>they get mad at the team when they tell them what to do
>they get mad when they split up and die solo
>huge tilting everywhere

why isnt anyone IRL good at videogames
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>>165187227
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>>165187204
oh boy, i hope Rein is really rich
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>>165187407
delet
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>>165186921
Shit is about to get real. Enjoy your carry.
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You are now blinking manually
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>>165187403
They chose better things to allocate their time and practice into
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>>165187507
Got some sauce?
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>>165187204
No because im gay
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>>165183769
fucking tumblr in charge of noses. fucking retards couldn't draw a piece of shit if I smeared it into their faces.
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>>165186456
kek
That sounds like it might have been funny the first time at least, I hope.
But yeah, would get tiring really fast.
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>>165187553
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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There are people literally now in the thread that believe the Dva buff is fair and justified.

show your faces you mongrels
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>>165187381
i tried
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>>165187790
those are anime noses, tumblr noses are when they're red
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>>165187381
https://clyp.it/dwabovm0
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>>165187494
against four tanks
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>>165187790
You couldn't draw regardless so they kinda surpass you in that regard
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>>165187951
tumblr noses are when they're fucked up because they are retards
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>>165187202
i dunno they said the same thing about pre nerf Zarya a while back.
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I HATE THIS SPRITE """"girl"""""
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How other classes can even compete
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>>165188141
poor tank mode bastion being left out
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>>165184770
>some shitty interaction voicelines between mercy and pharah are released. It spawns a lesbian ship and some autistic need for pharah to be a cripple
>later these voicelines are removed
>two more terrible voicelines are released for a romantic holiday but for characters that actually have some form of relationship outside of ingame banter
>autists threaten to stop writing
>autists threaten to remove social media presence
>it is actually the same autistic women who start fingering themselves with the zeal of a crusading priest when korra and asami become a couple in the last minute of the show.
>they are still creating free controversy which gets the name out in public
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>>165188095
Retards who can draw better than you
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>>165188138
I don't know who that is but I love brown girls
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>>165188141
Winston shouldn't be there ;_;
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>>165184159
>Tfw vishkar just want a clean, beautiful world
>as seen in Symmetra's comic, she normally doesn't have any killing intent, like possibly zenyatta
>tfw vishkar might actually be pretty sweet people who want comfy nice lives
What's wrong with Vishkar?
Is Lucio really just being WE WUZ KANGZ or something?
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>>165187958
delicous blueberry
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>>165187204
Welp, at least she is fit, famous, and has a good work ethic. I doubt they will say anything ot her face at any rate.
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I finally did it. I put up with so much of Blizzard's shit and a shitty fanbase so long I uninstalled

now what do I do with life?
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>>165188141
If overwatch was a school, tanks would be jocks
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>>165188141
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ATTENTION
ATTENTION
can we please remove sprite from the discord
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>>165188240
doubt it. when I want to draw a turd I draw a turd and when I draw a nose I draw a nose. They obviously can't, or can't tell the difference.
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>>165187204

I don't know if they'd like Hana. They'd just be glad I'm not a faggot.
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>>165188284
t. Vishkar CEO
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Who should I learn more
Zenyatta or Ana
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>mfw a dedicated tankbuster is less effective than an extra tank
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>>165188462
>going on a discord made by generalfags on 4chan

It's like taking everything wrong about tripfags and distilling into it's shittiest essence
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>>165186921
>Anon has switched to Winston (was literally any other hero)
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>>165188534
i'm not seeing what's wrong her except maybe the foreshortening being a little off
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>>165188534
Do it then
Draw a head
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>>165188284
Vishkar blows up the building of their rival corporation and burns down slums with people left inside in order to expand their influence while Symmetra lies to herself about doing good to ignore the fact that she's helping kill innocent people
I can see why Lucio is upset
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>>165188663
if you think that's how a nose looks, consider surgery or suicide.
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>>165188787
it's just an awkward angle with awkward coloring

i can show you what it'd really look like if tumblr drew that picture though
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>>165188556
Ana is more effective but Zenyatta is way more fun
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>mfw the only fully dedicated healer is also the worst healer in the game
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>>165188052
and here we see the reason overwatch got blown up
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>>165188141
Weak tanks turn the game into team deathmatch

Tanks too strong means they dominate
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>>165188942
Thanks blozzerd
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>>165187204
>Either Zen or Rein
How do I even start an explanation for that
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What's a good hero to solo queue carry through Plat?
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>>165188592
And gets busted by tanks
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>>165186248
You can't put the tele in the spawn, only outside the spawn barrier. And you can readily camp the spawn barrier because enemies behind it are invincible and heal
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>>165189082
if you could solo queue carry you wouldn't be asking this question
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>>165188534
looks like a sock puppet growing out of her face desu
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>>165188284
They are probably going the "big company fucks over small community" route with the lució/symmetra storyline. Vishkar also seems to operate like the mob, bombing rival companies and burning down neighborhoods in their way.
Symmetra is an autistic tool (in fact the largest tool in the game) being used to do her employers dirty-work.
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>>165188284
Its Order vs creativity kind of thing.
>poor neighborhood with tons of people suffering
>bring in money, funding, and education
ya but that just isnt "us" i am "one of a kind"
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>>165188761
Oh, yeah, that one.
Less acceptable.

So tell me about the Tekkharta
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rugh rogh
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hi guys, i really need to get this off my chest.
i don't like d.va
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>>165184156
I like the extra armor on pharah during her ultimate and the junkrat changes besides the damage a lot.

Also the visual indicator stuff would be real nice. Can't count the number of times I've been pelted by shit because I thought I had cover from Winston's shield or that I was gonna be healed by a bionic field laid down that didn't let me tank some.
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>>165189609
Alright guys, get the baseball bats.
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>>165189509
They wouldn't give a shit about this person drawing incest porn if they weren't involved with the Gency stuff.

>>165189609
;)
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>>165189509
Who fucking cares
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>>165183947
best girl
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>>165187381

anyone have a clip of all her in-scope mumbling?
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>>165183947
A cute!
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New event when?
New hero when?
New game mode when?
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>>165187949
saved
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>>165189173
thats the most retarded thing ive read all day
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>>165190010
Spring
Spring
Spring
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>>165188052
duck season rabbit season . gif
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>>165183947
Counting calories is a real pain in the ass
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>>165190010
You just got a new map stop complaining for free post-launch content.
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>>165190010
Don't we gets events every other month? So probably something in February. The other two things will probably be half a year from now.
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>>165184959
one is the bitch, one is the butch
you make the guess which is which in this relationship
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>>165183947
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>>165184770

>"It's nice that you theorized about our characters, but it turns out you were wrong. Better luck next time, and have a nice day!"
>>
>AMERIKEKS
>PEOPLE

fucking lmao lardasses
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>>165190010
it would be nice if they repurposed the maps we already have for different game modes.
>>
What country would you like the next map to be located in?
>>
>you will never chicken out of a date with tracer
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>>165188942
>First character added to the game and there's already massive powercreep
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so are they actually keeping the roadhog and dva ptr changes or are they backpeddaling now?
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>>165189509
are they trying to say that gency is incest now
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>>165190306
south korea or another japanese map
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>>165190383
>PTR changes ever not making it to the live game

lol
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>>165186732
>petty 50% grenade heal bonus nerf

Its effectiveness has been literally cut in half you fuck, how is that "petty"
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>>165187204
I just hope Reaper doesn't take my soul. Maybe promise to take him to hot topic if I don’t die.

I would let him fuck me as well...
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>>165189509
>J*mieKinosian
So... what did this guy do to earn the Voldemort treatment?
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>>165190320
>because she's gay and wouldn't say yes in the first place
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>>165188141
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>>165190462
The one thing that could have made Mercy a better pick over the other healers didn't.
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>>165190383
>>165190462
The only PTR change that didn't make it to live so far was a Mercy buff.
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>>165190685
>>165190687
Mercy is truly cucked
>>
So we're probably getting some sort of new event or something soon, where Mei will get something good
After that, we got Doomfist teases and repeats of Summer Games, Halloween Terror, and Winter Wonderland
What sort of stuff should Sombra get for Summer Games and Halloween Terror? What about some new skins?
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>>165190650
I want suck D.Va's puffy nipples!
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>>165190570
you can cut stupidly overpowered in half but you'll still have overpowered
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>>165190306
Rome or another watchpoint.

ROme would be neat as a KOTH map since you could have variety in maps.

A point in the coliseum, a point in the vatican, and a point in some futuristic part of rome.

But if Blizzard really does something unexpected then a talon base would be neat.
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>>165190685
Well, back then the damage amp would have been fucking retarded paired with McCree or Pharah
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>>165190650
D.LET
Hana is very conscious about personal hygiene, like the celebrity that she is.
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>>165190320
You are right. I would never ;_;
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>>165190643
It's a way to prevent people from seeing something in a certain tag.
Tumblrs search is retarded and decided to also include results mentioning your query instead of just looking for tags.
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>>165190901
sorry
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>>165190320
Don't be mean to Tracer, she's doing her best.
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>rein dashes around the corner and kills me
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>>165190306
Junkertown, Australlia
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>It's another "play DPS or else i'll never get to Master" episode.
Oh wow. Color me surprised.
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>>165190879
I still wish it was better than it is currently, at least.
Maybe 5% more.
I'll take any buff for her at this point tbqh
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>>165190106
it's been very fruitful for me
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>>165190306
i think I saw it somewhere else but I'm stealing it

Watchpoint: Madagascar
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>>165190687
Roadhog killer patch isn't live.
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>>165191118
New hook only makes Roadhog better
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>>165191068
or just main Reinhardt. It's weird how even in high elo many players say "I can't play Rein" despite him being fucking braindead and granting easy wins. Perhaps most people just fall asleep from playing him.
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>>165189731
AAHH I ACTUALLY HEARD HER SAY WINKY FACE IN MY HEAD WHEN I READ THAT
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>>165189791
I've got these three

https://clyp.it/dwabovm0
https://clyp.it/z2gb4gkj
https://clyp.it/tzymigrh
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>>165191253
dat fookin ass
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>>165190958
Thank you.
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>>165191219
But he's not useful if you don't have standing behind you
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>>165191253
i've never heard the first one before, is it new?
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>>165191253
https://clyp.it/nxsswkba

Fucked up the first one
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POST MORE BEAUTIFUL COSPLAY
MY COCK NEEDS IT
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Reaper has friends! Everybody likes him!
https://clyp.it/sijdpuom
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>>165191219
Not that guy but every time I play Reinhardt my shield gets deleted pretty quickly, sometimes before the attackers on my team kill anything.
I don't have a microphone so I can't announce it, but I still wish people at least had a better feel for how much it has left. It starts cracking and Reinhardt himself fucking announces it.
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>>165190106
>i eat less than half of the amount of calories i should be eating everyday
Help me
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>>165191562
Stop holding right click. Be more conservative.
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>>165191472
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>>165191472
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>>165191562
Rein does say that his shield is about to break.

But no one pays attention to that.
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>>165191472
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>>165191704
id give my golden weapons to bury my face in meis chest
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>>165191704
Noice. Is there ary scissoring or pussy licking pics?
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>>165191472

my personal favorite
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>>165191562
>when no one on your team shoots rein's shield to break it

>>165191704
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>>165186732
Rip off tf2 and give her overheal.
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>>165191897
Photoshopped to fuck but I don't care she's adorable and I want to protect her
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>>165191472
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>>165191472
Cheers luv
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>>165191897
>yfw shes only 13
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>>165191562
This is me when I play Rein, shield gone in an instant and no one uses it.

>>165192003
This is their teams Rein everytime.
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>>165191118
roadhog killer patch isnt made yet
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>>165192118

she's my daughteru
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>>165192056
>not committed enough to shave half her head
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>>165192038
>Overheal

The tank meta stays
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>>165191427
Could be. Going through all her sound files she has some stuff I've never heard her say like these two.

https://clyp.it/h5xz4f2h
https://clyp.it/uihvnz0e

There's also one like this that Pharah has as well but no clue what the context is.

https://clyp.it/o5sflqdn
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>>165192105
Oh FUCK
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>>165191472
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>>165191219
As >>165191424 said, Rein's pretty useless when no one stands behind him. Either what happens is that i'm the only guy in the team who has a mic and is willing to cooperate, or other roles like Support or DPS is being played by some guy who doesn't have a single brain cell.
It's not fun when this happens, 3 people on mic, me included, telling to rush in and then my team somehow loses a fight 5v3. Been hovering in 3404-3475 for a few days now.
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>>165191472
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>>165191897
Reminds me of this. Knowers know
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>>165192038
>overhealed tanks
I think it'd just end up being cancer. An overhealed Heavy can still be oneshot by Snipers and Spies, A Zarya or Reinhardt not so much.
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what was in the new ptr patch
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>>165192056
you cant tell me you dont want to fuck this junkrat
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>>165185152
>posting obvious bait
Hello *eddit
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>>165191219
getting phat hammer downs is p cool
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>>165191897
Oh, you want to post underage?
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>>165184770
Post whatever Pharmercy salt you have saved.
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>>165192105
>That literal Sonic hair
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>>165192105
This guy fucks her every night
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>>165192160
dont act like you dont want to fuck her
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>>165187553
MODS BAN THIS FUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>165187696
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/973766/6f6e910de0/
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>>165192887

Don't go to third party websites.

support the artist by going to his website.

https://sinnercomics.com/comic/mercy-the-casting-page-01/

there is also a part 2 there.
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>>165192456
>Blizzard pampers these fags with a gay character
>now everyone has to be gay
Going deeper into characters' sexuality was a mistake.
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too much bitching about tanks, not enough cosplay fap content.
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Is it viable to make a team with a single type of heroes? Like an All-DPS, all-tanks, etc.

Which one would prevail against each other?
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>>165192998
>>165192887
>bbc

ahh good, thatsmyfetish
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>>165193063
People were trying to make Pharah x Mercy canon from the very beginning, how new are you?
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>people think Roadhog will be unpickable trash after the patch
M8s, you'll wish back the janky hooks when new Roadhog just keeps oneshotting your tanks.
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>>165193082
3dpd
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>>165184580
nevermore
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>>165193153
he can only 1 shot zarya though
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>>165193185
nah i cant get off to 2d when they have clothes on
unless its similar to pic related
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Pharah is cute
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>>165191472
Pharah would be cuter as a white, German girl.
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
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>>165193153
>m2, hook, m1
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>>165192680
I want Gavin to tickle my sphincter with his massive nose.
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>premade autists get cocky in chat after rushing b
>beat them in the end
>they get mad
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>>165193141
I know that shippers are retarded in general but what was the basis of that anyway? That they both can fly somehow?
>>
how do we make bastion viable?
is it impossible?
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>>165193416
pharmercy sounds like pharmacy
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>>165193350
Are more Valentine's lines popping up? She does sound cute.
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>>165193494
is that really the reason why?
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>>165184580
plague doctor
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>>165184770
>>165192456
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>>165193153
Wait. Explain.
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>>165193483
i like the way he is right now, an occasional pick near the end of a round.
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>>165193506
Can't really say but Widowmaker has a similar line here https://clyp.it/o5sflqdn
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>>165193416
They're two girls.
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>>165192998
Just went for what I could find faster. My bad
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>>165193358
agreed

>>165193549
no, also because tumblr doesnt like the biological normativity that is heterosexuality, they want to feel like special little snowflakes
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>>165193332
>he can 1 shot zarya
Nigga what
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>>165187038
>Replace Mercy's res with the Medic's ubercharge.
So... nanoboost?
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>>165193153
>roadfags bitching about the hook """nerf""" when it's really a buff
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>>165193795
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>5 comp games in a row where one guy refuses to do good and gets really bent out of shape when we tell him to change classes
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>>165193568
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>>165193416
>That they both can fly somehow?
Yeah and they got it into their heads that Pharah and Mercy are a perfect match in battle so therefore their characters were made together and so therefore they're fucking. Blizzard also kinda fueled things with their brawl.
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>>165193483
>watch him mow down zarya across the map
>run up to him and deflect 100 rounds in a second in his face
i see no problem with this
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>>165192214
That second Widow clip plays when Reaper kills someone near her.
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>>165193416
Pharahs with pocket Mercy getting infinite GA lifts were goddamn everywhere in the first few weeks of the game which was apparently the basis for it

>>165193775
triggered
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>>165193974

whats la fouches?
>>
>>165193671
Enemies are pulled closer to you, so he now reliably does huge damage headshots on tanks, which can instakill them or leaves them with a sliver of health where it's enough for your Lucio to sneeze at them for a kill.
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>>165194008
I'm a shitter at this game but I only found Pharah useful for getting Mercy out of clusterfucks. Then I'd just fly to a teammate more useful.
>>
>reins that think they are supposed to charge
just
dont
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>>165194039

yeah i play winston and since his noggin is so fucking big you end up losing like 400 hp to one roadhog bxr
>>
>>165193810
This is going to be the most satisfying thing in the goddamn world to consistently do to people I swear
King's Row will never be the same
Thanks for another buff Blizzard :^)
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>>165193910
>let me put on my entitled child glasses
>ah, that's better
>time to post on the internet
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>>165194036
That's how you call the Grim Reaper in French.
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>>165187038
>blizzard got a bad rap for basically copying tf2 and putting colorful characters and less maps
>now anons want it to be more like tf2
pick one
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>>165193483
Reduce spread and increase falloff range.

But aside from that he actually isn't bad. He has the same problem as Sombra, he needs "teamwork" to actually do his job. Just place him somewhere in the garden of Hanamura, have Rein put a shield in front of him and watch him full hold.
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>>165193795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXWR9WN4KaU
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>>165193358
Pharah would be cuter as she is but with blue eyes.
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>>165193063
You give them an inch...
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>>165193905
Fake as fuck
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>>165191219
>ended up being forced into rein maining because no one would pick him for some reason but still demand one
>if the enemy team doesn't have rein you steam roll them
>if he sucks just pin him all day into submission
>if he's good my entire match is a 1v1 of chicken on who shanks an ult first and loses the game

shit's stressful man
>>
>>165194158
blizzard have said it's a bug
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>>165187038
>Ubercharge + Nanoboost
>Instant teamwipe
Wow great fucking idea
>>
>>165194297
I wonder what the next 'dead Pharah' skin will be.
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>>165194246
Yeah, every once and awhile you'll see a Bastion in solo queue. Because nobody expects to see it, and as long as the Rein is on board, a Bastion can do damage for a short while (of the whole game if your team is full of retards who won't adjust).
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>guy has gold Tracer guns
>is absolute trash
>check his hours
>he's a Tracer main
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>>165194430
Mummified/dried out to go with the summer heat.
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>>165194479
>Teammate has a golden Sombra gun
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>>165194430
There won't be one anytime soon, if ever. They gotta give every other hero Halloween skins.
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>>165193974
Neat
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>>165194153
Hog's wombo combo leaves Winston with literally only 5 hp now, if he melees
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>>165194546
>teammate has a gold lucio gun
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>>165194529
Legendary skin tight bandages. unf
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>>165193795
it's true.
shitters think they are trying to nerf the hog
they just made him sure to kill every non-tank on pull and deal about 450 dmg on tanks with m1 alone
the trade-off is those 3-4 hooks every game that were "broken" now won't pull anything
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>>165194479
i know someone whos only used zarya for less than an hour but spent 3000 purple shekels on it anyways because he said it looked really cool
>mfw hes a fucking mccree main
>>
what font does OW use or is it Blizzard's own unique font?
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>>165194708
>teammate has a gold widow gun
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>>165194546
>retard friend played sombra literally 1 time on day of release and bought gold gun
>"dude she's going to be so OP though"
>he literally hasn't played her once in a comp match since
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>>165194778
yes
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>>165194763
350*
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>>165194708
>it's a Lucio main who always has speed boost on and goes for le epic wallride flanks only to die like an idiot
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>>165187204
>pure aryan swiss girl who's always caring for you
who wouldn't approve?
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>>165194778
BigNoodleTitling
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>>165194912
>that lucio main that switches from healing to speed boost at random times for no apparent reason
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>>165194957
>girl
aha
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.tv/overwatch_nge

Tournament coming on for anyone who cares
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>>165194708
im hoping to get golden shuriken, katana, and wakizashi all for 3000. basically im paying 1000 per weapon, seems like a great deal.
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>>165187204
B-But I don't main
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>>165194858
that's what happens when you watch to many OW youtubers spout their completely ignorant bullshit to get some views friend
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>>165194816
>team mate picks widow on attack gibralter
>gold gun
>team spergs out, he says nothing
>he absolutely shreds the other team 1 shotting healers left and right

The only guys that still lock widow all have gold guns and aimbots these days
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>>165194912
every lucio
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>>165195037
>look at me
>i'm a faggot
>who's with me?
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>Genji activates his angry Japanese screaming ult
>put an arrow in his face
>"JUST AS WHEN WE WERE BOYS!"

You know, I'm starting to like this guy.
Now I know why people insta-lock him, headshots are extremely satisfying.
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Winter Premiere tournament is on again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KADdQ3X-Wf0

Also Twitch and the rest
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>>165195071
buy trashmouse's then
you get like 5 different stuff for only 1000
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How much weaker is D.Va without the armor?
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Hana is cold
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>>165195064
>Mangachu actually went semi-pro
Well, I'm bored so why not
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>>165195230
Attention, Hanzo main in progress.
Please dispatch a task force and take him out.
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>>165195257
but im not a pro junkrat
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Anybody got Torb pics?
Trying to find a good pic of the Objective space with multiple turrets on it. Any map will do.
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>>165195406
>pro junkrat
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>>165195297
dies a bit quicker than prebuff and feeds more ult
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>>165195297
she got murdered

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5n6uex/dva_damage_taken_live_vs_ptr_part_2_why_armor_is/

here's an in-depth read about the change.
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>>165195490
>>165195536
So useless unless you're pushing hard on the first point or something? Like Hanamura or Dorado?

Shame. She got me back to diamond this season, it was fun while it lasted. Back to Reaper.
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>>165195630
basically she is reaper food now
hog can one shot her mech too
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>>165183947
Full Armor Pharah a cute
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>>165195457
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>>165195752
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>>165187204
Well I coulda done better, but coulda done a lot worse. At least I'm into dudes
Also I feel like being with Hanzo would be a shitshow.

>these are my parents!
>hanzo broods, acts like a shimada prick
>whole family embarrassed & devastated
>don't worry he killed his brother for Yakuza honor shit but now his bro got better

inb4 disowned
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>>165195758
Uhm, that is pretty problematic. How did Kaplan get away with this?
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>>165195794
I should learn how to play her
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>>165183969
Please stop this shitty copy pasta
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>>165195860
"I've got jews in my sights"
Why is blizzard so antisemetic?
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>>165183996
Right?
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>>165187204
Does have to be my most played or can it be the most played female? Cause my bible thumping dad would be pissed if he finds out about roadhog....He'd rather me not mix race with Mei though, but he'd be okay with it
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>>165196104
>nigger down
What did he mean by this?
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>>165184868
I wish jeff would just just say shut the fuck up you terrible pussies and learn to counter
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>>165184868
Just pick Winston or Phara you butthurt retard
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>all these anal pained Pharamercy faggots

>meanwhile the only worthwhile relationship is all full track to becoming canon with no stops

>that fucking feel
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>>165195150
Nah. They have golden guns, but most of them are trash and don't even play Widow in comp despite having 90% of their QP playtime on her
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>>165196485
>yfw jack gets BEANED
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>>165196485
i wonder if youre delusional enough to believe that or if youre just trying to trigger /pol/
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>>165195483
I saw #1 Junkrat and it was pretty amazing. Every grenade hits and he airshots people out of the sky consecutively.
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I have now played like 15 matches of Oasis arcade and I have won 4

I don't know if it's even worth it to grind for these shitty lootboxes, if Blizzard doesn't want me to complete the weekly challenges in a few hours by playing 1v1 Arcade then so fucking be it
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>>165196616
>still calling me delusional when Chu foreshadowed it twice in a row now

>he even gave a purpose to pic related

You can only pretend to be retarded for so long anon.
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>>165196356
How many of you love playing Reinhardt?
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Ded
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>>165196831
No, it's not
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Blue whore.
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>>165196860
>all the interpretations of that pic

This one is by far the cutest.
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>>165197805
False. She is not a whore or slut.
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What the fuck did Blizzard think when they made Oasis? So much area that is used for nothing, because no fighting will ever happen there. It was already a problem with some of the old maps, but has the be the new record.

The city center is the worst offender. Huge football field sized open area that leads to small central area that has even smaller central area inside. The point itself is a small hut, smaller than the health pack hut before Hanamura B.

The garden is slightly better, but again, most of the map might as well not exist. The platform above the point is also stupid

The university part is the only well made one
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>>165183769
>pharmercy shippers still getting upset over people telling them they are retarded

Are they the most autistic section of this community? They seem even worse than us.

/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752649823?page=12#post-233
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>>165196831
HOLY SHIT ITS BACK
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>>165198059
>implying pharmercy wasn't one of /owg/'s favorite r34 ships
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>>165198206
>enjoying 1v1
literally how?
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>>165185571
>everything fell into place when he became Roadhog's pal
I don't know why, but for some reason this is really cute.
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>>165198059
whoa, what a badass
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>>165184868

not OP but still gonna get nerfed
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>>165198016
It would be interesting to hear what they're thinking when the make all that extra space. Something like that house right outside Voskaya's attack and then those staircases on Lijiang night market that lead up to those balcony areas.
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>Quickplay
>3 man premade on my team
>One is level 4
>Picks Widow on Attack
>Can't even try to tell him not to do that because his friends will ream my ass
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Overwatch is possibly the most frustrating game I've ever played.

The majority of people that play it are fucking awful and insist on picking heroes that are 100% garbage. If I don't go support, there's rarely ever any healing and no one ever goes tank because they'd rather go symmetra, widowmaker, hanzo, soldier and genji every single time then blame everyone else when they're shit. Then to top it off my team almost always is < level 50 while the enemy team is 4+ 3 stars.

There's no way to just have a simple pick up game in any mode without getting insanely frustrated by people that can hardly even breathe let alone move a mouse.
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>>165198231
It wasn't. It was Pharmercy shitposters favorite though.
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>>165187204
>mom is neurotic clean freak
>dad is overly protective
Oh dear.
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The d.VA nerf is way too much. I understand why they had to nerf her but 200 armor and 400 health made her shit again. Gets melted way too easily. Should have did a lesser nerf before going all in. 300 armor 300 health. Start there. Test on ptr. Get feedback. Still no good THEN 400 health 200 armor.
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>>165198206
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>>165198059
>autists actually thought this actually had a chance of this being canon
>when pharah and mercy have no backstory together and barely know each other
>all this salt everywhere
>that one anon who was so assblasted he spammed /owg/ with pharamercy pics
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>>165198508
It's almost like they made the maps before knowing what the gamemodes will be
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>>165198059
I think one of the dumbest arguments I've heard for why Gency is bad is because Genji hunts down the enemy Mercy. I mean, so does Pharah. And Soldier. And Reaper. And Tracer. And Sombra. Kind of part of their job.
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>>165198778
But Gengu has no in game synergy with Mercy, and they had 0 interactions before. Unlike Pharah. The pharmercy ships comes from the game itself
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>>165198508
>>165198759
their level designers are fucking retarded, all you need to see to come to that conclusion is how every fucking map aside from oasis is based around a chokepoint
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>>165184868
i wish they would make it less braindead and have it so you actually have to aim it
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>that enemy rein who can't handle getting charged off of cliffs
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>>165198948
I swear the in game synergy crap is some sort of sick joke used to get people's hopes up that Mercy + Pharah is actually a viable combination.
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>that one symmetra main that never switches
>insists that the team doesn't know the new meta
>insists that symmetra will win the game for us
>we're attacking on Dorado
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>>165185931
kek what kind of autismo dance is that
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>>165198948
>and they had 0 interactions before
uhh, except the lore part where Mercy saved Genji and rebuilt him?
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>>165198948
>and they had 0 interactions before
Mercy literally saved Genji's life and helped turn him into a robot you tard
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>>165199129
The guy was making it up and animatin it on the spot.
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>Roadhog nerf
>d.VA nerf
>Ana nerf

Is triple tank dead?
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Anyone else want to respond to this? The responses I got so far are interesting, but 18 isn't a very big data pool. I should probably link it to Reddit if I want responses, but I really don't want to for reasons I shouldn't have to explain.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfFQfO5BYtnpZogDHEadCqF6WTAHdo5E4Kd8Gd6WRPh1khy7A/viewform
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>>165198383
how would you not enjoy it? no teammates so it's literally only about you. sure there are a few shit mirror matchups like symmetra and winston but majority of them are fun

dps duels are the best part of OW to me
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>>165198948
False. They have in-game interactions.

If a Genji dies in front of Mercy she says something along the lines of "I am sorry, Genji... I was too late"
If a Mercy dies in front of genji he shouts "Angela!" being the only character in the game to refer to her by her first name.
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>>165190320
>you will never get drunk at your favorite pub with Tracer
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>>165199254
>>165199146
I like how much overwatch makes you think.

Who wants to get philosophical? Let's get philosophical up in this bitch. What makes a human a human? Like you keep replacing body parts with robotics when do they cease being human? As long as they have a brain? Everything else robotic? The heart? Or is it a percentage thing where as long as 51% of your body is still biological and 49% is robotic you're human?
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>>165199307
>Blizzard accidentally buffs the hook because they're retards
>Turns D.va's mech into a wet paper bag
>Slightly set back ana's piss jar
D.va is dead, Zarya might replace her now
Tank meta is far from dead
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>>165199429
>sure there are a few shit mirror matchups like symmetra and winston
and bastion and d.va and reinhardt and mei
and the remaining matchups are just boring games of hide and seek, 1v1 fps's are shit.
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>>165199429
I guess it depends on what you play the game for. Some people enjoy playing a role in a team well than beating people in a 1v1
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>>165199429
>no teammates
>in a team-based shooter
>game doesn't even try to match you with players of equal skill
>stupid mirror matches based on RNG rather than a dual priority voting system

literally no reason to do this shit, it runs completely counter to the game's design
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>>165198964
That too. I think this little bit of info is the most in-depth they've gone with how they develop maps.

Map Development:

They generally have 4 maps being worked on at any one time, usually 2-3 maps and a small thing like Lucioball, typically 2 maps being built and 2 in the art department. Maps start out as just greyscale boxes because they are putting effort into balancing it first "because you can't worry about which building will be a clock shop when you're worried about making the map work". Aaron and another guy are responsible for map creation. They typically prefer a 3 part map, each part being a little different/emphasizing different heroes, and they like the "start with a choke" format. Once the map is balanced, it goes to an artist team of 8 who add textures.

Eichenvalde is the map they spent the most time on, and the reason it looks so amazing, is because previous maps they were in a rush to finish for launch. It was started back in January but they had to decide between whether to finish Einchenvalde and Route 66. Originally it had people starting in the Black Forest running around trees, but they always wanted a castle. The art team worked in tandem with "The First Bastion" animation team, and the two fed one another's creativity.

Some designs have had to be shelved because they take too long. One was a map like a building, where you start at the bottom and work your way up. But they took long enough that they had to simply stop or put it on the backburner.
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>>165194319
nah i havent played much ptr but i think a shotgun blast to the head can bring zarya down
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>>165199656
How is the hook a buff? I've been using it and it's not nearly as good. Can't get the crazy random lucky hooks and momentum is a bitch now
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>>165198510
>not having a bantz off against 4 other shitters
you will never make it
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>>165198510
>new player having fun in quick play
ha ha what a faggot, right anon?
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>>165200197
>>165193810
>>165194265
Hook now faces your position so you can easily dump people off cliffs, and one shot tanks
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>>165198510
It's quickplay you fucking faggot, shut up and play.
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>>165200068
How did the new ptr change Roadhog? I may be able to confirm that if I understand what changes have been made.
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>>165198059
This has to be one of my favorites.
>Tracer was written gay by Metzen because I like him
>but Genji and Mercy msut have been written by Chu because he is a shit writer and I dislike him
>also put a woman writer because men dont understand women and ship them with males when Mercy would have been totes gay for Pharah

Catering to tumblrites with Tracer was a mistake. Glad Chu shat on them with Robojap.
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>>165200197
It's more effective when it works but more unreliable. All you need to do now is just be smarter about your hooks and positioning. It's a net nerf I'd say but it's a change that needed to happen.
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>>165196485
I wonder how big the asspain will be when this gets deconfirmed.

Will it be bigger than Pharmercy being btfo.
Amputeefags being btfo?
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>>165200652
>a women writer would have to put my garbage ass ship together
The delusion is unreal. Not all women are as retarded as you.
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Can the text thread be devoted to hana song.
Thanks.
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>>165200863
Not very big. Wait until McCree/Hanzo gets busted. Shitstorm of the century.
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>>165198510
>Can't even try to tell him not to do that because his friends will ream my ass

So? If you want to be that guy and tell someone they can't play X in quick play then why the fuck do you care about anyone else opinion but your own?
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>join overwatch general discord
>they just play WoW
Cool.
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>>165200652
>writer decides what to do with a character the company they work for owns
is this the very first time they come across real fiction work besides their garbage tulmbir fanfictions?
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>>165200917
This. Assuming that most women would find a lesbo relationship between a doctor and her ex-coworker's daughter rather than some rugged scarred ex-playboy is retarded. Just look at the most popular romance novels.
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>>165200961
what would happen if chu goes on twitter and says that every character except tracer is straight?
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>>165201159
>
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>>165200961
Oh yeah, that one is the most popular by a mile, isn't it? I think everyone on Tumblr might actually die if it was shot down (or better yet, if it was shot down AND one or both of them were confirmed straight).
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>>165183769
Jesus christ I woke up today to all this shipping nonsense.
Its strange /owg/ is the most sane place for this game's community.
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>>165201119
You do not understand, anon. It is incredibly mean-spirited that he made Gency canon because it is a ship he liked. He should have made a ship tumblr liked canon.
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>>165200379
>>165200562
>>165200418
>>165200979
t. silvers who use quickplay as a wind down after their 8 game losing streak
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>>165199746
dva is fine. mei is one of the most fun, there is a lot of room for outplaying and of course nothing beats just shitting on the opponent with a double m2 headshot

mccree s76 widow hanzo genji tracer sombra zarya are all fun and they aren't "hide and seek", i just push the enemy and kill them

>1v1 fps's are shit.
you realize right quake was mainly played as a 1v1 game, the fucking king of fps's.

>>165199801
well yeah i do enjoy playing a role well in team and the role is killing people
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>>165201447
>implying I even play comp
:^)
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>Lowest level in the lobby always makes the most Sus pick
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>>165200961
I have a gut feeling one of them will be bi/gay but the ship won't happen. I think it'd be way easier for Blizzard to pull an Emily and just say McCree's got a huckleberry on the side instead jumping through the hoops needed for McHanzo to happen.
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whats the most inconspicuous class (as in my team wont notice me and bully me for being bad)
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>>165201447
>some Platinum shitter tries to tell me how to play
Why don't you go play QPlay and keep getting mad at kids, but not saying anything because you're too scared to.

Fucking faggot.
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>2017
>still no option to disable post-processing effects/visual bloom
GREAT GAME BLIZZ
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Tracer isn't gay. Tracer isn't straight. Tracer isn't fucking real.
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>>165201448
I guess that makes sense that you would enjoy 1v1 if you like playing pick classes and DPS, though not everyone does obviously.
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>decide to play late night ranked
>first match is instaloss because someone DCs 1 minute in the game
>second match is instaloss because a duo with boosted grandmaster accounts is just intentionally tanking their MMR by running around in spawn
great game
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>>165201282
>/owg/ is one person
>tumblr is one person
There are retards everywhere. Here we are just able to mock them and call them retards so they eventually stop posting their retarded shit.
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>>165201425
>a writer chooses what to write
MY GOD HE DIDN'T CONSULT WITH THE COUNCIL OF TWELVE?

THE SUN LORD ARASHMA? WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>165201282
>The head writer's ideas should be equal to a shipperfag's "headcanon"
Why are these people acting like such fucking babies?
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>>165201119
You don't understand tumblr. They're so ingrained in the feeling that they're right, so supported by the fucking circlejerk that is tumblr, that anything that goes against them is a direct attack in their minds.

Because how could anyone do anything different! Millions of people browse tumblr and we all agree with each other, how could these MEN think anything different. Disgusting and outrageous.
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>>165201783
Because Pharmercy shipping is fun.
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>>165201604
>admitting he's silver

pathetic
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>Stressful attack
>Two tanks on my team leave
>New person joins
>Picks Widow
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>>165200961
Jack and Gabe are the least popular of all the ships. Near to no support.

It's not even more popular than Hanzo/Genji
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>>165201119
That's what happens when you spend most of your time in an insular bubble of a community where everyone tells you how special and valid you are all the time, and anyone who disagrees with you immediately gets dogpiled and silenced by your friends. Eventually you just stop understanding that other viewpoints exist.
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>>165183769
/d2g/ here

Why are you guys so fucking gay?
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>>165201448
Dva's pretty shit. First one to get out of mek wins.
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>>165201159
Except he can't because he's already said "multiple gay characters"
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>>165201783
Because they are.
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>>165201921
>>165201783
I'm posting Gency all over tumblr and these retards are flagging my images as trigger warnings top kek
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>>165202267
>Emily counts as the second gay character
Problem solved.
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>>165202379
Ok "multiple in the game". Sorry you're upset about that though.
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>>165201447
>t. Gold Player who think he's 'elite'.
>Uses Q-Play to 'hone his skills'
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>start comp grind for another night
>first game is a fucking curb stomp
>flat out raped the enemy team 3:0
>second match we get raped 0:2
>third map raped again

Is anyone else not having average games but just easy wins or getting destroyed? It's like fucking match placement bullshit constantly
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>>165201783
Because according to them Chu is a hack fraud who compromised the original vision for the characters so that he can push his ship onto people. They see him as an usurper who ruined everything rather than as a lead writer who gets to make calls based on what he thinks works.
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>>165202189
Yeah a lot of online LGBT communities for the younger generation push a very strong "you have a right to be loud and angry and demanding and anyone who says no to you is a homophobe" mentality. A lot of them think that, as a creator has 100% control of what they do, if they don't automatically go with the gay option they hate gay people.

All Blizzard has done is imply that Pharah/Mercy and to an extent Genji/Zenyatta won't happen because of Gency. The thing is, Mercy could have gotten together with Zarya and Genji with McCree or so on and so forth. This really boils down to they're just mad their ship isn't happening.
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>>165193810
Wait I thought he had to maintain line of sight.
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>>165202474
It was a joke, lad, calm down.

>>165202543
Sometimes I wonder if these creatures will ever grow up and realize what a bunch of colossal entitled shitheads they were.
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>>165201448
Playing 1v1 made me realize how boring mirror matches are.

Most characters require little mechanical skill so it's just about getting lucky or doing chip damage until one of you dies because there's no way to heal.

The few characters that do require some skill can't be compared to just playing any other FPS which is actually built around 1v1's which have more weapon variety and better movement also there's no map control because there's nothing to pick up so you end up playing hide and seek.
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>>165202367
Cute!
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>>165202639
>Mercy could have gotten together with Zarya and Genji with McCree or so on and so forth
And the moon could really just be an illusion that the government uses to cover up its mind control satellites.

Be reasonable, don't lessen the blow with this 'WHO KNOW MAN' bullshit that the retarded asspained shippers use to soften the blow to their delusions. The character is being written a way they don't like, so they're throwing a fucking fit about it. Nothing new, it's happened many times before and it'll happen again. Especially with this new trend of pandering to the LGBT-loud-crowd that everyone is doing now, they think they're entitled to have everything they fucking want.
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Hey guys just picked up Overwatch last Saturday on PC. Don't have many friends who play Overwatch (at least on PC) so I was wondering if anyone wanted to play. I'm level 20 right now but I'll probably get into ranked later on.
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>>165185571
Thanks for posting this man. Idk why they dont release these as skins
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I'm afraid to ask but with d.VA nerf can I safely Winston now without being verbally assaulted by my teamates?
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So this is a situation I run into too often:

>do well on my own
>melt the other team
>all is good
>until one person on the other team decides to only target me
>they chase on my routes, only focus on me and if they can't kill me, chase me off the point by changing into D.va and using her only to slam me into walls
>my team won't attack this fuck
>I can't kill him in time because he'll always run back to the point
>can't trick him into flanking to pick him off
>my team is basically in the mode of "you deal with him"
>it's either, I focus on this one fuck or continuing pushing the point
>because I was the one melting the other team, my team can't hold the point

It's happened too many times. I mean, I've done it to other people too. I see a player being problematic on the other team and I make sure to kill them first but I don't chase them to the point of hunting them and focusing on nothing else. How the fuck do you deal with this when you are the only thing carrying the team? I'm trying to think of a way to counter it.
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>>165202907
I was trying to say that they're not really in this for LGBT rep, they're in it because they're entitled babies who get just as immature about shipping as straight people do.
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>>165200961
>Hanzo/McCree deconfirmed
>Then Chu says McCree is dating Mei or something
>Mei hate levels shoot up by 6000%
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I legitimately don't see why Phamercy is even a thing if it wasn't because Pharah and Mercy synergize well with each other.

Pharah and Mercy barely interact with each other and their characters don't even have good chemistry. People usually go with the "mommy issues" route, but I don't think Pharah would ever see a pacifist like Mercy as anyone she'd look up to.
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I just realized I forgot to buy D.va's Winter voice line, fucking kill me.
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>>165202739
>It was a joke, lad, calm down.

How was I supposed to think that was a joke when you gave no indication? I thought you really didn't know.
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This is the only ship that is kosher in my book
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>>165203153
Don't worry, anon, you won't be seeing her in-game any time soon after the changes go live anyway :^)
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>>165203153
Aw, you shouldn't have.
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>>165203239
And there is so much evidence against it I don't know why you haven't jumped ship yet. What's wrong with the leaf Ana is fucking?
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>>165201447
i mean im master and even play quickplay after i go on a ez winstreak
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>>165203109
Funny thing is that they probably never met in the 'real' OW world besides the times Ana dragged her daughter to their headquarters for whatever reason.
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>>165203013
No he's still the worst tank in the game since day 1 of release.
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>mfw Roadcancer mains drop a rank in 1.7
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>>165200618
his hooks will land right in front of him when he pulls.
thats what i've heard at least
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Justify Widowmaker on attack

Ana does everything she can do and also heals
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>>165203109
I forgot to add, but imo the only character that would make sense for Pharah to have good chemistry would probably be McCree. They have a stark contrast in their personalities, and Pharah used to know McCree back when he was on active duty. Seeing the former Overwatch agent reduced to a wandering drunkard would be a good background for a lot of Pharah/McCree interactions.

That's just me of course. I don't particularly care for shipping, but I'm just putting something out there.
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>>165203537
Yes his hooks will land right in front of him.

His hooks however will break if you walk around a corner prior to the whole process being complete.
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>>165199567
Biologically human, that's completely arbitrary. Philosophically, my opinion is that the human consciousness is what makes a human. Theoretically, an advanced robot that is functionally identical to the human brain is human in principle.

Also, post blueberries.
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>>165203596
'McPharah' is a big ship, but it's vilified on tumblr like Gency is.

The idea is that little Pharah had a crush on McCree when she was young, and when she grew up she came after that ass.
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>>165203363
>people can only have sex and loving relationships with one single person in their lifetime
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>>165203109
>>165203410
We all know Mercy had to babysit Pharah and hide her arousal once Pharah got older and was working out at the office gym
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I'm autistic and even I find shipperfags and tumblrs to be autistic retards.

Didn't Genji get rebuilt by Mercy just like Reaper? He just seems thankful to me. Why is everything romance these days?

It's just like any form of male camaraderie gets painted as homo shit.

Jesus Christ. There has to be an end to this. Or at least containing it.
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>>165203715
So you think Ana cheats then? Kind of out of character isn't it?
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>>165203715
>can only
You mean should, should only.
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>>165203575
If you're actually good Widow will have a higher dps.

Besides that there is literally nothing, and if you have bad aim their dps will be similar.
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>>165203763
Where would the head doctor for Overwatch find time to babysit someone's kid. If anything Amelie probably babysat Pharah.
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>>165203656
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>>165202948
Good luck m8, I don't know how often people from here actually group up.
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>>165203902
That would be adorable.
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>Tracer vs Tracer
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>>165203763
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>>165203808
>There has to be an end to this. Or at least containing it.
To their autism, no there is no end. To the shittyheadcanon ships there is. The Tracer comic was a perfect example but they are way too delusional to admit it. There will never be a relationship between playable heroes. However, they can still have fun with their cute little drawins and retarded fanfiction walls of text but no, they have to prove the world wrong and force their imaginations to everyone.
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>>165203656
Finally something of worth to post among all this shipping shit.
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>>165203808
Even weirder is Zenyatta Genji. How it goes is that Genji looks up to Zen as his teacher, but Genji makes Zen's robocock feel funny.

I mean, it's real funny to imagine but also really really dumb.
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>>165203902
Mercy is only 5 years older than Pharah.
Considering Pharah look like ten years old in this picture, I'm guessing Mercy wasn't always a field medic. They wouldn't take a 15 year old out into the field.

It'd be like a step-sister thing.
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>>165203990
Is there a stream going on?
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>>165203808
You're not helping.

I'd insult you and call you an autist, but you're actually autistic so missing cues in the narrative is passable for you. The writer(s) are obviously planning a connection between Genji and Mercy, likely romantic. Which is not surprising now that Anax76 is probably not canon, and you knew at least one 'office romance' would be involved in the huge family that was OW.
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C U T E
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>>165204129
Requesting widowmaker in oddete skin doing her mistletoe POG wemb
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>>165203191
I thought it was obvious. The way the writers put it out there kind of implied that they were talking about the heroes, it'd just be funny if they weren't and people got even pissier.
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>>165202503
Every game is like that and I'm having trouble with low gold because the games seem to be decided by griefers and leavers, not player skill.
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>>165204172
They already said Mercy didn't join Overwatch as a teenager. She was head surgeon at a hospital before she joined.
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>>165204172
Holy shit it looks like someone glued Ana's head to a random male soldier.
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>>165204129
>That back
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>>165204279
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>>165203808
People have become so ingrained with stupidity that they can't differentiate romance with banter.

You being autistic probably have no sense of this anyway, but the Genji x Mercy thing is obviously being written to be a romance. The shitstorm comes up when entitled children start crying about their headcanon not being real. The same thing happened when Tracer was announced to be a gay.
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>>165204391
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>>165204386
It's mostly her armor.
It's not that noticeable in her Cap Amari skin since she wears the coat.
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>>165204387
blue is so perfect she defies human biology
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>>165204427
t. Chu
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>>165204387
Women are supposed to have thin stomach with big hips and ass.
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>>165204749
k
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You guys do realize that there's literally a huge group of people who don't even play this game

And just think of headcannons all day right?


I mean they're the one who are on tumblr pushing all this shipperfaggotry all over the web
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I'd rather they fire all story employees and put that money towards the dev team.

But then again I'm not a faggot.
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>>165204838
So the storywriter and devs.
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>>165204838
Yeah, most are in this thread. The fuck you think the pharmercy faggot from yesterday came from?

Or the people who keep asking who the girl that Rein is 'dragging around' is. There are a bunch of people in here who don't know shit about the game.
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I would like to say thank you to all the support mains because god knows I don't want to do it
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>>165204838
Chu is the lead story writer though. I'm sure he plays sometimes
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>he will never be back to save us from the fags and shippers
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>>165204883
>But then again I'm not a faggot.
Yes you are.
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>>165205031
>Metzen saving anything
How new are you fucking faggots?
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Novel concept:

If you're not capable of playing a hero don't play them

Nothing inflames me faster than watching an idiot play a hero the complete wrong fucking way and throw the game by forcing us to fight 5v6
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>>165205281
His asspulls and shitty corruption/redeeming hero stories were a better subject to complain about than who is sucking dick and who is not.
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>>165205346
>well I don't know how to play Mercy guys
>well then why did you play her
>because someone said we needed a mercy and I didn't want to argue
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>>165205068
boy I wanna drop my shellcode on that, if you know what I mean
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Zero Suit Pharah when?
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>>165205031

he was the one that pushed for Tracer to be lesbian though
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I'd put money on Chu being the "girls in this thread with Asian men" faggot
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>>165205431
You're fucking delusional if you think the shippers would stop their crap if Metzen's shit writing came back, there will always be two characters that they want together.

They threw a shitfit over the loss of Jaina x Thrall too, but none of you seem to remember that. Buncha dipshits.
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>Rein 100% pickrate
>isn't nerfed but D.Va is
Le bronze balance.
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This is just a speculation, can't say I'm not biased, not because I ship Pharmercy (which I don't much) but because I don't ship any hero with other hero instead - in fact, my personal preferred choice would be to not make ANY hero x hero canon at all, or hero x anything - but.

The voicelines were just ("just") a datamined thing, right?

What if those aren't the ONLY voicelines, but only the voicelines available right now instead? We're still a little far away from Valentine's (is that in February?), right? Could other characters also be getting lines?

I just find it a bit odd only a set of specific characters get lines but then again I guess I understand the hiring/sets costs for Blizzard.

>>165204838
Even if they play the game they're usually absolute fucking trash, only spamming shit jokes and "MUH SHIPS MUH HEADCANONS MUH FEELS" and masturbating furiously over the mic and chat.
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>>165205068
Widowmaker has better ass
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>>165205493

If you don't switch then they whine the whole game that you're not playing them, so you can't really win.
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>>165204883
The problem is that there's barely any story, the timeline is all over the place and instead of getting new lore we get to see who is a faggot and who fucks robots.
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>>165205626
what?
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>>165205639
This

Explain
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>>165204838
And Blizzard wants to upset all that free advertising.

I mean it's their story, sure, but going out of their way to kill popular ships instead of just not defining their relationships and letting the free fan-advertisers have their fun is simply bad for business.
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>>165205595
It obliterated every single shipperfag with Tracer's girlfriend being unrelated to Overwatch though and that was fucking great.
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>play Reinhardt in comp
>don't get heals for 2 straight rounds
>teammates tell me to stop dying and calling me shit

Was I playing with trolls?
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>>165205940
>>165205031

>He completely came up with the concept of 76
>he's on the fast track for being in a relationship with Reaper in the past
>these delusional idiots are going to blame Chu for it once it's confirmed

It's all Metzen.
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>>165205915
The majority of these people don't even own/play the game. They only circlejerk about Overwatch because of muh diversity in the main cast.
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>>165204387
that's hot
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>>165205898
Well how would you even nerf Reinhart? Less armor? Less health? Survivability isn't a op on him. Neither is damage. Make his shield weaker? 1000 health? 1500? There's nothing you can do.
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>>165205639
Nothing wrong with Rein though, he is perfectly balanced around team play.
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>D.Va now has less EHP than a Mei
>"tank"
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>>165206083
What posture does /owg/ have?

I have something around Thoracic Kyphosis.
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>>165206103
Longer shield CD or slower recharge.

Nerf little by little until he isn't a must pick.
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>>165206081
>The majority of these people don't even own/play the game
Sure, they just make fanart and post it everywhere and pound reminders of what Overwatch is to hundreds of people every single day.

None of that could possibly be beneficial for Blizzard, it isn't like their huge fanbase is the only reason they've been respected as developers despite pumping out nothing but shit for over a decade now.
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Count the OTPs on the game Informer cover.
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>>165206079
>the 'main' character of the Overwatch story being gay
>in a game full of male teens
>when Reaper was confrirmed to have an ex-wife in Tracer's comic
>when S76 is probably Metzen's self insert when he wanted to fight crime but instead got employed by Blizzard
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>>165205690
Some other voicelines have been found.

Widowmaker says "this is the time of year spiders come out"

and she and pharah both have the line "Is this for me?" or something to that affect


It seems like those last lines should have another line connecting them.
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>17+ hours with Sym in QP
>most hours pre-buff
>play her on every map/mode
>highest winrate of any of my heroes
>really enjoy playing her
>tfw too scared to pick her in comp because whenever I do the team criticises my choice
;_;
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>>165206301
EHP means what?
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>>165206460
stop fucking playing her then and learn another hero
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Why is Blizzard's idea of nerfing or addressing an overpowered hero just destroying it? Who in the fuck thinks this is a good idea?

Be like calling the Blizzard Police Department about your neighbors being too noisy and they respond by carpet bombing the fucking neighborhood.
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>>165206501
Effective hitpoints.
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>>165206337
I'd say I'm 75% towards good posture.

Here, this will help.
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>>165206437
>not reaper's ex-husband
>biscum broke his heart
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>lore is a patchwork of leftover Titan story
>timelines don't add up
>nothing makes sense
>only comics and video shorts provide any information
>waste those comics on self insert and tumblr shit that do nothing to make sense of the lore mess
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>>165204172
Can we stop a sec to appreciate how McCree went from cute twunk to wolf/beary cowboy?
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>>165206301
>Enable PTR mode to get feedback from players before you put the changes in the live game
>Players mess around with the new changes and give bad feedback
>Tell them they don't know what they're talking about
wdhmbt?
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>>165206389
>pumping out nothing but shit for over a decade now
Literally name one flop that Blizard has produced in the last 10 years.
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>>165206079
I don't think Blizzard is going in that direction anon. What do you think usually happens when a male and a female team up in a story?
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>>165206568
>giving a shit about lore in a multiplayer-only game
how fucking autistic can you people get
if you actually take overwatch lore seriously you should consider suicide
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>>165206568
>game is set in the future
>D.Va talks like someone from 2002 and only plays retro games
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>>165206534
No d.VA still has more
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>>165206460
stop being a faggot and pick what you want nigger you paid money for this shit game nobody can tell you to do anything
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>>165206301
How? Isn't new D.Va 400HP with 200 Armor?
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>>165206437
>when Reaper was confrirmed to have an ex-wife in Tracer's comic

I thought this was a joke. People really think this? Wew now this is autistic!

>when S76 is probably Metzen's self insert when he wanted to fight crime but instead got employed by Blizzard

God damn you can read the original Soldier 76 comic he made. Its like you don't know anything!
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>>165206568
>Blizzard
>Lore

>>165206626
Diablo 3
I don't care what improvements they've made it was a goddamn embarrassment when it launched
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>>165206520
what did you mean by this? I know plenty of other heroes, she's just one of my favourites. I've played her for less than 15 minutes in comp
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>>165206664
His point still stands, its hilarious how people are getting worked about crap in Overwatch when the game has no concrete story.
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>>165206532
Happens in tons of games. Overnerfing makes the crying shitters feel good and keeps people biting until the next "balance" patch, shitters will believe it's balance. They don't actually have to balance though, just drastically shift some config numbers to make "overpowered" heroes useless, so it's minimal effort.
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>>165206337
APT is the most common. You can get it even if you're relatively fit but sit down for the majority of the day.
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I think a little balance to this plummet D.va nerf, altho I may be saying this with a bias since I play a shitton of D.va, would be to perhaps increase the duration of Defense Matrix? Or increase the recovery rate? Dunno by how long/how much though.

I mean, like >>165206301 said she's pretty much not a tank anymore at this point.
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>>165206664
Not an argument. Blizzard cares enough to have made one. But somehow don't care enough that it makes no sense.
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>>165206845
stop having her as one of your favorites

realise that she is boring af
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>>165206718
No fuck that. Stay in quick play if you only care about playing who you want to play regardless of the team. Competitive is for people who actually want to win.
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>>165205346
>Ana
>Uses grenade to self heal
>Spends rest of time shooting Reinhardt shield
>Somehow always in front of the rest of the team
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>>165207016
what the fuck are you talking about lol
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>play ranked during the day
>gain 300 SR easily
>play ranked at night
>-150 SR
holy fuck, is it too much to ask to not pick complete dogshit and lose as 3 DPS against a single Soldier
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>>165206664
>if you actually take overwatch lore seriously you should consider suicide

holy shit man you are so cool
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>>165206838
It still sold. Flops are when something doesn't sell.
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>>165206993
>300 HP 300 Armour
>100 HP 400 Armour
That was hard.
>Blizz will never revert changes because that is admitting to being wrong
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>>165206631
Again, you're cutting out reaper when he is part of that group. He's highlighted alongside them. You realize Ana's point is to bring Jack and Gabe back together right? It's why she's in between him. It's like you didn't pay attention to anything Ana was doing in Old Soldiers.

Are you really this committed to proving your agenda?
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>>165206757
yes, but due to her fuckhuge critbox it's like she only has half of that
the 400 armor helped a lot in preventing her from getting melted before she could do anything
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>unranked player trying to trash talking a diamond player
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>be bad
>barely win because team carries me
>suddenly matched against enemies that style on me
>lose a whole bunch of games
>cycle repeats

why doesnt blizzard fix their matchmaking? I want people at my skill level, not constantly being above it.
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>>165206838
Diablo 3 is fun as fuck what are you talking about? I'm still playing it on and off. Currently on my 4th playthrough.
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>>165207080
I do what I want and my team can suck my any map any mode any side Mei dick.
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>>165207131
Hope you learned your lesson dude.
I lost like 500 points playing during Korean power hours on NA.
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Why does Reinhardt's shield have like 100% uptime lmao

Why is there no hero besides Bastion that can deal with it lmao

Why does he have so much damage lmao

Nerf this stupid cunt
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>>165207120
the solution to your problem is that you come to the realization that symmetra is boring as fuck so you lose any desire to play her and then it's no longer a problem that you would get bitched at for picking her because you don't even want to pick her

do
you
under
stand
?
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>>165205031
desu I prefer the old soldier self-insert rather than the weeabo cyborg self-insert.
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>>165207202
Keep playing and you'll get there.
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>>165204276
God is that Seagull?
What a disgusting autist. Who the fuck smiles like that? Such a gross forced smile.
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>>165206993
They should have gone slower nerfs. 300 armor 300 hp.
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D.va is a fucking Stacy. She's no different from those bitchy twitch boobsluts "grrrl gamerrr xD".

D.va is a normie Stacy.

I don't want to accept the truth. It hurts. I feel very, very small..
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>>165207201
>diamond player thinking he's better than anyone
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>>165206434
I count 3.

I'm not talking about Soldier 76 and Ana. Only autismos that ignore the lore think that's going to happen.
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>>165206993
no she doesnt need any buffs fuck her

atleast shooting at shields pads my accuracy and damage statistic but defence matrix is such antifun bullshit that just eats bullets
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>>165207381
>t. gold player that should be grand master but he keeps getting teamed up with 'baddies'
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>>165207381

diamond is better than 99.999% of /owg/

also you're gold
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>>165206434
0
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>>165207264
So why are you in competitive if you don't actually want to be competitive?
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>>165207496
>>165207502
I'm diamond and I'm complete shit, that's why I said that
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>>165207324
the comic looked fun
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>>165206460
>pick Sym in KotH
>usually win doing this
>it's gook time
>IM AFK KEKEKEKE CHING CHONG NIP NONG HANGUL KPOP
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>>165207289
>Why is there no hero besides Bastion that can deal with it lmao
it gets destroyed pretty fast in the typical ranked lineup by the combination of s76 holding down m1 on it and roadhog spamming m2 from ideal distance

>>165207502
>diamond is better than 99.999% of /owg/
diamond is slightly below average
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>>165207314
so to summarise, your advice is "stop liking things I don't like"? thanks for the input

>>165207080
I agree with you. I do take comp seriously and want to win, that's why I exclusively play characters I'm confident with (healers). I just wish I could incorporate sym into my comp play too, you'd think it would work since I have the highest winrate on her but oh well
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>lose a game
>get called a terrible pharah
>teammates raging at each other

>next game: win
>enemy team starts raging at each other in match chat
>calling each other terrible and to kill themselves
>teammates call my pharah amazing

*sigh*
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>>165207183
Can we stop calling Reaper/Gabriel "Gabe".

Please.

It reminds me of the dog and it almost bursts my internal cysts out of laughter.

It's even worse when it's porn.
"Gabe stuck his rigid member into the tight cavity".
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NOBODY IN THIS FUCKING OVERWATCH GENERAL PLAYS THE GAME. IVE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE FUCKING LARGER GROUP OF MOTHER FUCKING ANTI SOCIAL FUCKS. THEY SIT AROUND MAKING DRAMA FOR THEMSELVES, PLAYING WOW AND TF2. IM NOT EVEN JOING. WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT DISCORD EXIST? NOBODY FUCKING PLAYS OVERWATCH THERE. I'VE SAY THERE FOR FUCKING WEEKS WAITING AND THEY NEVER FUCKING PLAY THE GAME. THE FEW TIMES THEY DO ITS LITERALLY A SECRET CLUB IM NOT EVEN KIDDING. ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
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>>165204276
how do people get this fat
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>>165207623
Diamond is 'good', platinum is above average, gold is average, etc.

GM is very good, and top 500 is 'likely pro' tier.
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>>165207225
>what are you talking about?
I'm talking about "I don't care what improvements they've made it was a goddamn embarrassment when it launched" retard
>Online-only DRM rendering a single-player game unplayable for half the playerbase in the first week
>Shitty gamebreaking RMAH
>Ugly WoW artstyle
"Oh but we fixed it since then" is no excuse for the company that made World of Fucking Warcraft putting out the crazy anticipated sequel to one of their flagship franchises with so many problems
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>>165207183
Aren't they all highlighted? I don't think Reaper and 76 are gay lovers. There's overwhelming evidence 76 has a thing for Ana. The only relationship that Reaper and 76 have is that they hate each other and Jack wants revenge for Reyes killing his soldiers.
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>>165207629
this is not about what i don't like, this is about what you should not like for your own good
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>>165207697
>reading shitty lewd fics

As someone who firmly believes they know where this story is going I will not degrade myself with the musings of tumblrites. I have my own imagination. Just stop reading bad porn.
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>>165207710
No one who talks about OW plays the game, we're all just for the shipping, porn, and memes.

I paid 40 dollars to masturbate to sfm videos basically.
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>>165207710
Because everyone is 2500 or below and doesn't want to admit it
Also the discord is run by pathetic tripfag losers who post new threads 50 posts early just so they can put their circlejerk in the OP
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>>165207530
Picking the latest fotm meta shit is not what being competitive is about. Just because I play one hero all the time doesn't mean I don't put in my best effort and try to win.
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>>165207864
Give it up. You're replying to the same delusional fag that went on and on every day about how First Strike was going to confirm 76/Reaper were shitdickers so he's just going to call you delusional instead and say the "evidence" fully supports his view.
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>>165207402
What lore are you talking about? On the temple of Anubis, Reaper has an interaction with Ana going "I shouldn't be surprised you took his side".
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>>165207710
>Discordfaggots
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>>165207710
Your first mistake was getting discord.
Your second mistake was joining a channel.
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>>165207864
>There's overwhelming evidence 76 has a thing for Ana.

HAHAHAHAHA

>Aren't they all highlighted?
No, should I circle it for you where the highlight starts and ends? Do I really have to?

>The only relationship that Reaper and 76 have is that they hate each other and Jack wants revenge for Reyes killing his soldiers.

>there are people still this misinformed.

I feel bad for Chu. He leaves story hints "carefully" and people like this are so blind they'll never see them. At least you can tell he tries to put some effort into be subtle but some people are just too slow to figure it out.
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>>165207808
there's a lot of people in top 500 who aren't pros they just play on and off casually while being good
>>
there is no sufficient counter versus a sufficiently skilled tracer or genji in any isolated scenario

I am not wrong, i'm just giving a PSA because these are the heroes to learn if you wanna climb in ranked
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What's the new meta been this season?
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>>165208043
Yeah, Reaper did a ton of illegal shit and Jack was great at his job. Gabe was unreasonable.

Also, did you forget that Ana was second in command? Did you decide that wouldn't effect Ana taking sides with her commander?
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>>165208308
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>>165208256

t. silver shitter
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>>165208308
What difference does it make that Ana was his second in command? Jack had authority over everybody includes Reyes. This is something petty and personal Reyes is hurling at Ana.
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Seriously what the fuck is up with Blizzard's bullshit competitive algorithm? Anyone not going up or down almost at all?
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I don't care about lore. But I really can't wait for the fag shipper to get blown the fuck out to the point of suicide.
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>>165208282
I want to know this too.
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>your team never kills the teleporter and loses the game
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>>165208214
Which is why I said 'likely pro' tier. Top 500 means you're really good at OW, and if you cared enough to or had the ability to you'd probably be viable at some pro level.

I have a buddy that was top 500 last season, but dropped out because he just stopped playing OW. He's playing through Dragon Age Origins as we speak, he's very good at games he just doesn't care. So yes I agree, but that doesn't invalidate my point.
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>>165208517
Why didn't you kill it?
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>>165207973
But not working with the team is the problem. If you need another healer but you only ever play Mei you're an asshole. Be a team player.
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>>165208282
Rein/Hog/D.Va/76/Ana/Lucio

Sometimes you'll have a Zarya in there somewhere but that's a pretty standard comp you'll start to find the higher up you go.
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>>165208559
I was Reinhardt and had to stay on the point. Why didn't the stupid Soldier or Pharah did it?
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>>165208396
t. silver shitter
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>>165208168
What we see here folks is a shitposter who took it too far. Even tumblr would take pity on him.

This guy WILL kill himself after his delusions are shattered. I just hope he streams it.
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>>165208575
Five other players on the team. One of them can pick what's needed.
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Things that ruin ranked;

> last point, other team failed to cap even any on the point
> we cap 2/3 of the way, fail to fully cap due to mercy bs
> DRAW

So you push the payload up to a certain point of what the other team did and you win, but you cap more on the final capture point than the others and it's still resulted in a draw?
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>>165208517
It's even worse with shield gens because they still have no voicelines to alert people to them, so most people aren't even aware it's up. I remember once typing in team chat 'where's the tele?' and someone literally said "who cares' lol

If I'm playing a hero that can hunt for them I always do.
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>>165208648
Because they had to stay behind your shield and kill the other team so that you didn't get stuck alone and die
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>want to play a genuinely fast and skillful fun character
>decide to choose the samurai guy
>its this
what the fuck
the sword is only used for the ult? who fucking decided this? this is so fucking boring
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>>165208351
The proof for which, all of it? Ana being second in command is literally in her biography on the Overwatch front web page. Come on.

>>165208417
Reyes is petty incarnate. He think everyone hurt him. He thinks Jack is responsible for how he is. But if you noticed Reyes has less animosity for Ana. That is also subtle but it's in the fact that:

>when Ana saw his face he ran
>Reaper reminded Ana they're the same
>the line "just like old times" with Ana in the game

From those, its obvious he blames her less than most but she still holds some of the blame because he blames all his misfortune on being "ostracized" from Overwatch. As the person who was the first acting commander he feels cheated. That's the basis for his characterization.
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>>165208759
The point was almost ours, all they had to do was hunt for it and we would've won. Instead they let the whole team come back and got killed by fucking Symmetra.
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>>165208484
>>165208669
>Soldier 76 and Reaper are confirmed straight
>November anon goes nuclear
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>>165208691
Point capture is just pure cancer. Hana, Volsk, Anubis, etc
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>>165207808
>platinum
>above average

>gold
>average
t.platty
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>>165208686
And the other 5 are thinking the same thing. Someone has to stop being an asshole and switch. Why can't it ever be you?
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>get randomly disconnected from the game
>relog within 20 seconds
>can't rejoin the match
>suspended for ten minutes
What is this dumb shit?
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>>165208805
I agree with this but you still haven't answered why Reyes is not surprised she took Jacks side.
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>>165203575
>Ana does everything she can do and also heals

No she doesn't.
Even a good Ana can't kill anyone in less than 3 shots, giving people plenty of time to hide before it happens.
A good Widow can instantly delete a lot of characters.

It takes a lot more effort to be a good Widow than a good Ana though, so yeah, you are less likely to get one.
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>>165208772
It's kinda tough. you can dash every time you get an elim.
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>>165208669
>says I'm delusional
>claims MOUNTING EVIDENCE
>provides none

kek
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>>165208887
He's completely past the point of baiting. He tricked himself. Like how he tricked himself into becoming a faggot in the first place, after years of no homo jokes.
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>>165208691
Yeah every tick should be a point. Possible 6 instead of 2 points.
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>>165208931
Blizzard's wonderful servers
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>>165208913
yeah, I get off on calling myself 'above average'
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>>165208925
Because I'm a special snowflake and others should cater to me to make me happy.
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>>165208939
Because she was second in command. That's it right there. Why should he be surprised? Becoming second in command is like saying you're taking the commander's side. How would it not be?
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>>165208893

It needs revamping, it's such a flawed system; going off what I said, it felt like the other team won even though they didn't clock as much on the capture as we did.
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>>165208887
it would be best if one them was gay, but it had absolutely no impact on their falling out. then it would be worse because it would be so close they could taste it.
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>>165209039
You are the fag who keeps making the claim. It falls on you to provide evidence of this fag ship you tricked yourself into believing. But you never do.

I think at this point, you'll keep repeating your same delusions of faggotry over and over while you run that blade down your arm.
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>>165209318
Hold up, back up fucboi. You yelled at me that there is mounting evidence that 76 and Ana are a couple and now you turn it around on me when I'll posted evidence time and time again? That's not how it works my man.
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>>165208759

why are you arguing with him when you know fuck all about how the match went?

so many mentally ill retards in this general
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>trying to get arcade boxes in Welcome to Oasis earlier
>play meta, counterpick, trying your hardest
>lose constantly
>play all offense meme comp, have a 5v6 that never backfills, get mad and play whatever
>win every fucking stupid game

I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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>>165208691
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Korea
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>>165208484
>it's another "muh politics"
you faggots are just as bad as

well

y'know

the faggots
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>>165209479
6 DPS is the new meta for season 4
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battle stations time?
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>>165208691
the fact that even a tie results in redoing the map and not counting who got the furthest the FASTEST is some retarded blizzard bullshit
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>tfw ran into one of the people in the current tournament game in qp last week

Neat
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>>165209636
>it's not gonna change the pattern of "get ultimates, push, wipe or get wiped"

I appreciate blizzard gutting D.Va to get us out of this shitty tank meta but the general overall tone of competitive games is boring as fuck
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>>165209684
>controller on pc

If that's bleach down there put it to good use.
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>>165209684
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>Guy steals Ana from me
>Keeps Nano-Boosting me, Reinhardt, like it's Season 2
>22% healing done at the end of the game

I was fucking furious
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>>165209842
>absolut
Mah nigga.
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>>165209856
>be playing mccree
>team is trying to be positive
>tell the ana not to boost me
>"oh nonsense you're good dude"
>boosts me and I miss everything
>find out from another teammate through chat that everyone blocked me
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>your hero starts talking to another hero pre-game
>you and the guy playing that other hero look at each other and wave

it's the little things
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>>165209684
>Shitting on your enemies
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>>165208931
https://clips.twitch tv/summit1g/SillyGoshawkBionicBunion
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>>165209685

You basically gain nothing from doing the match, you could completely dominate the other team on first point, but they could get lucky on the second and you gain NOTHING.
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WHy does sombra have the worst art?
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>>165210176
I thought that was Symmetra
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>>165210176

>real artists bothering with SJW trash
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From a viewers standpoint I fucking hate the current meta. Triple tank is boring. I don't mean to insult anyone but idk how else to say this. I would rather skilled heroes be in the meta. Killing not just staying alive. That's more entertaining. A pro genji like seagull is much more entertaining than a pro reinhardt. No hero is "easy" no matter how much some people itt insist. Every hero takes skill to play well not just play decently. Just some heroes, especially the offense heroes, have a much higher skill ceiling. Watching a pro genji or tracer or pharah is a lot more fun than reinhardt holding up his shield while a roadhog sits and waits for a hook to 1 shot over half the heroes in this game.
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>>165209842
>>165209684
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>>165210015
>crouching, staring at someone who I assumed to be idle's ass
>they suddenly turn around and stare at me
>they start shooting at me

h-haha
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>>165210486
I took nothing you said seriously after reading "viewer".
Consider suicide.
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>>165210486
Entire fucking game is boring to watch you dumb fuck, don't blame the meta
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>>165209428
I don't know who the fuck you were arguing with. I came in to call you a delusional faggot. Which you are.

Now post the evidence you see that no one else sees. I can guarantee its all head canon and confirmation bias because you have issues.
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>Tell the healer he's shit and a cunt
>"y u always blame healer maybee ur the bad one"
>Game loss
>19% healing done

fucking retards ana seriously isn't that hard GET GOOD
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When do you think we will get a PvE thing like the halloween brawl that isn't tied to a holiday?
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>>165210103

> Summit

literally everything that is wrong with "professional" ranked.
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>>165210740

http://store.steampowered.com/app/394230/

it's already out but it wasn't that great.
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>>165209684
Pls no bully
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>>165204387
>humans are incapable of such articulation!
-tumblr
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>Plays DPS
>Can't aim
>Can't position

Why? Explain yourselves
>>
Consensus on oasis? I don't like it. Especially the really big one that I forget the name. The biggest out of the 3.
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>>165210945
so you're the cunt in my games who lives in the third world, has 100 ping and insults everyone in broken english

kill yourself
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>>165210956
I don't, I always played tank since season 1. I only play Soldier when I really need to.
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>>165210956
I'm playing Reaper
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New thread:
>>165211105
>>165211105
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>>165209856
>team instalocks mcree/hog
>tracer and genji on other team proceed to tear us to shreds
>next round manage to get hog
>other team has same comp
>onehook both genji and tracer everytime I seem them
>we roll the other team

Also with the patch to fix roadhook they are emoving the ability to pull people out of cover right? But aren't they also fixing it so when you pull people who are moving fast it pulls them properly? For example grabbing pharah mid boost or whatever,. sometimes it pulls them wildly and they end up infront of you, but still a about 2 body lengths off the ground so you miss your shot. How does it work pulling people off high ground too? Can they just crouch and break the majority of the line of sight and break the hook?
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>>165211037
My only problem with it is that people always seem to split up like idiots.
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>>165210956
>shit dps in last 5 games make you lose
>decide to take matters in your own hands despite being tank/support main
>lose
probably something like that
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>>165211037
I like it. Multiple paths.

I do think it might a bit too big.


The design of it is also neat in the whole city run by scientists mixed with arabian architecture.
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>>165210956

> be S:76
> people assume you can hit a wobbly Pharah 100%, all the time

Explain your behavior
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>>165210584
>be torb
>get potg
>it's me staring at widowmaker ass then using molten core and getting a few kills

I was so god damn embarrassed
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>>165209636
Sometimes it's so stupid it works. I can only assume the enemy team just doesn't know how to cope with so much damage coming downrange or are just worse at killing things than we are.
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>>165210591
I play the game too obviously but I'm not a Profesional player. I'm talking about what it's like to watch competitions with actual pro players.

>>165210610
Nah I've seen some crazy good plays.
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>>165211176
>Multiple paths
Thisthisthisthis.

Breath of fucking fresh air.
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>>165211408
>that English
You're not even a human player.
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>>165187204
>Bastion or mercy
Well they already made a joke that I "Married my PC"
And about Mercy. They would be more than glad.
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>>165210946
This is how all women should look
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>>165211037
I hate it. Disgusting Muslim propaganda everywhere. I'm amazed it wasn't blown up. Islam is a plague on earth
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>>165211173
this
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>>165211432
I actually hate that. Fuck flankers they're anoying as fuck
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>>165205639
t.braindead dva
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>Hanzo flanks by himself and dies constantly

I don't understand why Blizzard thinks I don't have the right to flame these brainless cunts

If you just let them get away with it they're gonna ruin more games, reminder to verbally abuse shitters in your games. Make Multiplayer games great again, none of this safe space gg cushy shit. Flame those fucking retards who pick McCree and can't fucking aim.
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>>165210945
what's her name?
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>>165211038

>Tfw there are people who believe 100 ping is a lot.

Must be nice to not live in the fucking wilderness.
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>>165211904
Don't live in the fucking wilderness then you third world inbred
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>>165187171
>>165187171
>love her unconditionally
>What do?

you answered your own question senpai
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>mfw gold healing as sombra
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>>165211863
>I want a safe space from Genjis
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>>165211878
chicken mcrooster
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>>165211651
anon, in the future of overwatch, islam doesnt exist anymore. its just brown qts and weird floaty things in oasis.
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>>165212112
give her a kiss for me please
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>>165210945
is that you pomf
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>>165198016
Those areas are for flankers to heal up and reposition for further harassment. Did you even think about it? Or did you just ask the question and wait?
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>>165211863
Calling someone a shit eater doesnt make them better at games.

Sugar vs vinegar, retard
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>>165210278

>getting mad about a haircut
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>>165198592
Your silver rank is showing, anon. I spend my seasons bouncing between high gold and high plat, and i never have composition problems. Everyone is willing to fill without question because they want to maintain their ranking.
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>>165213347
so you admit that there is an elo hell
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>>165199120
>Pick symmetra and lose. And even though the whole team played like ass I am the hated one.
>pick soldier and don't kill anyone. We lose. Nobody cares.
Meta really isn't that solid. And no you dont know it.
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>>165199120
its honestly retarded to hate on symmetra in this patch
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>>165213915
something about her personality is just really unnerving
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>>165194147
t. Silver player
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>>165213915
Sym is so fucking insane she needs a nerf
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>>165214797
t. silver player
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>>165214869
she has insane range and damage that basically makes it so she wins most 1v1s
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>>165209830
Tank meta's here to stay, breh. Ana was barely touched by that nerf and Zarya will just replace D.Va as a must pick.

All things considered this sort of game's hard to balance, but Blizzard's balance team and map devs are incompetent as FUCK.
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>>165205915
Pissing them off and causing a scene counts as advertising though
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>>165211863
Don't you fucking use pictures of best girl for your shitposting you cunt.
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>>165193910
I remember Genji had a solid line for when Mercy would get hurt around him. Once in a blue moon, he'll yell out "ANGELA"
http://shippersbeware.tumblr.com/post/148108513958/the-rare-and-elusive-angela-quote-genji-says
So it's not like its unprecedented
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>>165214989
yeah, if you let her get close. she needs to be zoned and focused down
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>>165187553
No im not, lol
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