DEAD THREAD EDITION
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
first for alive game
just let it die next time
a good game
a once good general
ruined by peruvians and reddit
the last 3 years of esports are invalidated and nobody cares
the game is utterly fucked forever due to 7.00
this is the last /d2g/ thread ever enjoy it while it lasts
Why are dota pros so gay?
i-is she our girl?
>>165182458
isnt it past your bedtime grandpa?
you are always so cynical when you're tired
remember when we complained about over-saturation now we barely get anything
fucking end it
>>165182616
is she one of them girls with a cute face and a whale body
>>165182616
yes
>>165182662
>We
>Complain about the oversaturation meme
Free market was going ot fix this eventually, but no. Socialist reddit wanted daddy big goberment to fix everything
>>165182797
>11 replies
>11 unique posters
Really makes you think
cringed desu
>teammate randoms broodmother
>keeps her
>there's still no concede button in dota 2
Whats a good mana item for aghs sniper?
or shoudl you just choose the mana regen talent? I feel like you need to increase your mana pool to spam your ult every 7.5 seconds
>>165182238
>I can't wait for the new battlepass
>>165183286
euls gives a nice defensive layer, but soul ring will always be the most efficient
>>165182903
its a government wide conspiracy
>>165183536
ti pass is the only one worth it
why do people watch wagas stream? its boring as fuck
Threadly reminder that moon shard is the best illusion item
>>165183286
why would you buy aghanims in the first place?
>spend 4200 gold on an aghanims
>it actually cuts your ultimate damage in half
>??????
>lose game
>>165183536
>new quests
>>165184068
alch has a battlefury and a sny
your argument is invalid
play with me!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/myworldiscrumblingaroundme/
>>165182458
>mfw tiredposter is the nagaposter
>known about the ruru shit since november
>nothing happened
>big post on reddit about it in january
>got forgotten after a couple hours
>LGD and co. essentially made the last 3 YEARS of esports invalidated since they cheated through all of it, making a smooth 5 million at the least
>Valves response towards cheating chinese:
>6/12 reserved spots at 2017 DAC
>huge Chinese New Year event planned with treasures and hats and most likely custom games
How do I Phoenix?
>>165184980
>spectre can globally kill any hero on the enemy team if they're ever not next to an ally
no u
>>165184348
>wagering
>>165185748
valve doesnt run DAC
and you're retarded if you think having draft knowledge is a huge advantage
remember when the LAN organizers were barely moving but fans still watch it cause they watch it for the games not the production shit
>>165185959
it honestly pisses me off that theres so much panel/downtime. I usually stop watching after the first game or series I wanted to watch
>>165185925
>you're retarded if you think knowing every single strat a team has and has been prepping for the next event plays a large role in winning
>>165182238
pics of Axx, the new gurl playa pls
>>165186212
then why didn't LGD win anything
>>165185925
> if you think having draft knowledge is a huge advantage
And this is why you will never leave the 4k hell hole
>>165185923
>new treasures
what if rearm refilled bottle
>>165186272
She is a lesbo, sorry.
>>165186363
>Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak
t. Chinese intelectuals
>>165186202
guess you don't have to worry now r/eddit since there is no upcoming LANs except Majors this year.
>>165185748
ruru?
Pls respond if you've gotten a half decent item from a random drop after a game recently. I mean a rare set or better. Have they even changed the item pool since they removed a shitton of stuff from it?
>>165186457
What if rearm refilled Drum and Diffisual blade charges.
>>165186395
>new seasonal map
it's just a good deal all around
>>165184980
>normal alch build instead of manta octarine memeshit
>newfags think it's odd
>>165185748
has anyone emailed gaben on the subject?
>>165187095
ok thanks
>API KEY
>LGD
>LGD.xiao8
>xiao8
>NewbeeB.xiao8
hmmm now i get why newbee has good results recently
>>165184348
>Greed Apparition
>Heavy Bounty
Gives enemy 50 gold, his movement is slowed due to the heavy weight of newfound wealth, if he makes it out of 740 distance the enemy gets to keep the gold, if not he is stunned for 1/2/3/4 and greed apparition gets 50 gold
>Wealth Vortex
Radius 275, increased gold from kills 15/20/25/30%
>Midas Touch
Enchants allies with gold, every attack deals 50/60/70/80 bonus damage and grants 5/10/15/20 gold
>dotards
>>165187085
>normal alch build
you mean when alch was a garbage hero
>>165186640
what are you talking about reddit loves the panelshit
do people really talk about reddit in here this often
any time i open this thread, it's just people posting about what goes on on reddit
why
>>165184348
>>165187185
>Greed Apparition
>Golden Feet
Places a golden hex on an enemy unit that causes them to lose gold for every step they take.
>Gold Vortex
Creates a vortex of gold energy, randomly moving gold between players on the same team that are caught within
>Gold Touch
Fuck it it's just midas as a skill
>Gold Blast
It's like Ice Blast but if your gold gets over a set limit you transform into a gold statue that anyone can attack for 15/30/45 gold per attack. Affects allies and enemies.
i still fucking hate this new rosh placement
radiant advantage in pubs is fucking ridiculous now, like a +6% higher winrate across every hero
give me one fucking reason to play this game anymore especially because 55% of my games are on dire for some fucking reason
>>165187874
radiant advantage has to do with rosh? I thought it was about the safelane jungle camps
>>165187874
its a fun waste of time, who cares if you win a shitty game anywway
>>165186528
i don't mind,i am happy if i can watch 2 girl scissoring
How do we remove the illegal Peruvians on our US servers?
Does Valve literally not understand that Peruvians are generally speaking (not trying to be racist) just dogshit at the game and have terrible attitudes?
>>165188265
of course they understand, they just prefer losing a billion dollar product than having reddit call them wacist
>>165188265
what's wrong with them exactly
they sound like the russians
>>165188382
I wish.
>>165185145
someone? please?
>>165188265
Who would you blame for your loses if they get removed?
certainly not yourself
Dead game, dead rares, dead life.gif
>>165187802
the fucking game is balanced via reddit
if someone encounters a bug they post it on reddit and hope it gets enough upvotes so someone on valve notices it and fixes it (since valve gave up on their own bug ticket website with a million bugs still gone unchecked)
if someone wants an epic meme feature they post it on reddit and hope it catches on (see pocket riki)
if someone wants to buff/nerf on something they post it on reddit and hope it gets a million upvotes
the only thing that reddit DOESN'T influence is something valve have done on their own. they fucked up the UI and no matter the millions of posts bitching about it or offering alternatives that work better than whats currently in the game, valve will stick by their mistakes
>NBA orgs buying League of Legends teams left and right
>They all ignore Dota
Why?
>>165188474
it's just a game
>>165188595
I understand how to take a loss, I understand that this game is honestly the greatest buddhist practice to rid oneself of the ego, but there comes a time when one must look at the evils within your community and act.
If barbarians came into your neighborhood, speaking their barbaric languages, and literally cleaving a path through the village, would you then say "Well, who do you have to blame for this?"
This is where I diverge from the typical no-ego path, some prefer to keep quiet about the degeneracy of their peers, but I am here to call out the evils that plague the lands so that we can make Dota 2 great again.
>>165188858
One is socially acceptable
the other one isnt
>>165188595
>muh losses
nice reddit strawman argument
>>165188858
Dota doesn't have many organized teams, we have lots player ruled stack the pose as teams.
I am sure that you can count Western team with your hand's fingers
>>165188858
because LoL is unironically the better game with proper devs taking care of it, as it stands of now
>>165188265
US players barely get 10k players
>>165189701
It's not nearly THAT low but yeah pretty much.
The amount of english-speaking NA players in this game is just not very high to begin with. It's why it *feels* like there's so many peruvians. Finding a game would take 5 times longer without them.
>>165189586
Honestly if anything like this whole lgd thing was going on with LoL you could at least say "hey they're owned by the chinese, so tough shit, whatever"
but valve?
>>165189586
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xn5E-G81FY
Just look at this
>>165188858
its because league is actually taken seriously as a game and dota is basically just a massive cash grab by valve at this point. there was a point where dota could have overtaken league as THE esport but valves continued fuck ups and in general the wrong direction being taken screwed that up
>>165184160
>half damage
what are you even talking about
>buy rapier
>oneshot supports from literally across half the map
>be a better kunkka
>literally never die because you're not even in vision range
>aghs sniper is bad
can you turbofaggot motherufcekrs stop whining about thread being dewaad. you have been doing this for LITERALLLY Y E A R S
SHUT UP!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!111
>>165189874
explain what's happening
>>165188858
i believe players are contracted to not suddenly disband or leave in league means teams are more stable
meanwhile in dota2, not even a TI champ team can avoid changes every 3months cause the players don't sync
>>165189958
lol is basically dota
who cares
>>165188858
League is being handled better, at least right now.
It's also significantly larger than Dota than we tend to realize. TI prizepool being autistically huge is the only thing making them look like they're on even-footing.
>>165189826
So how about we fix matchmaking and throw all the valve bullshit like forced 50, shadowpool, bahaviour score etc out.
Just an example: HoN has about 10k players TOTAL at 3 am middle european time. Most of those are not even european at this time and still a game is found in under 5 minutes. Meanwhile in dota it takes 5 minutes in peak times.
Really makes you think huh?
Watch his stream.
>>165190127
>Imagine not being able to kill Dragon Knight in over 45 seconds of sustained rightclick as Morph
>Then you get one shotted from 3/4 of life
leave eu to me
>>165190403
>le blacked hand
disgusting meme
reminder that valve will continue to fuck up dota even more as long as you retard keep buying hats, compendiums, map terrains.
>>165190615
never spent a cent
made $200 off drops though
>>165190615
b-but i like dressing up all my favorite heroes
>>165185145
>>165188591
>he still thinks anyone on /d2g/ plays this game
>>165190403
i would if based fata wasn't streaming
>>165190096
>lategame heroes have around 25% magic resist and 25 armor for 75% magic taken vs 40% physical taken
>a 685 damage assassinate deals 514 HP in damage
>you need 1285 physical damage crits just to BREAK EVEN with this
>thats 459 base damage
>a level 25 sniper with aghanims + rapier has 439 base damage
>breaks even when you count the +90 headshot
you need a rapier just to deal AS MUCH damage as regular assassinate lmao
without stacking rapiers, his aghanims actually makes your ultimate worse
dude when is the new battle pass holy crap
>>165190403
>>165190967
uh we're watching our guy bsj, my dudes
>>165191387
you understand you're going through withdrawals right now right?
i just hope you realize how this game has made you
>>165191187
hits multiple targets for 5x damage
>>165191187
What if you build 3 mjollnirs and got 5 chain lightnings at once?
That's 3750 magic damage on top of your physical damage.
>>165191187
you get regular assassinate damage +270% crit
>>165191826
Mjollnir has internal cooldown now.
>>165191187
It's still the magic nuke you ape.
Even if it wasn't these numbers are slightly off (its more like 630 base damage plus you preferably have a desolator. you also need to multiply the damage by up to 5.
what's the best combo to stomp laning phase in seven point zero one?
>>165191387
>>165191465
>he doesn't even let russian children fund his hat addiction
>>165190439
Someone put the nigger hand meme on this one pls.
>>165191908
>>165192014
The magic nuke is gone with aghs, check the wiki
>>165191187
This post is still bullshit because
>leaving out the aoe
>aasuming 25 armor on every hero out of nowhere
I mean, it's a meme aghs, it's not designed to be really good and everyone knows that, no reason for you to make it look as bad as possible
>>165190439
>A FUCKING GIRL(That might a be a lesbo)
>>165192345
>profit: almost 3 euros
you paid valve for the battlepass then payed their tax for every transaction on the market place for 3 euros
top tier goy
>when the enemy LC blinks on your squishy necro, but you're a fucking shaman with blink dagger
the shades have spoken, and they said fuck your mother
>>165192345
>this much autism
for what reason you need to type all of that for a fucking 2.93
>>165192469
Yes! Justice to the internets! To battle my brothers!
How do you even lose mid as a skywrath, aside from niche picks like jug mid etc, he stomps. and late game is just so much fun with rod and aghs.
Never been any good at mobas.
Should I try Dota2 again after the recent update?
>>165192818
why did you quit? because you suck? then no, you're not gonna not suck now.
>>165182616
>fat girl angle
As long as she isn't browsing Chinese tumblr
remember how good wining use to feel?
>be on a big win-streak
>tfw waiting for Forced50% to slap my shit soon
>>165193075
>tumblr
Reminder that Yahoo will soon becomes a holding company so Tumbrl may shut down
>all these retards not buying aghs on meepo anymore
Yeah, an extra hero is totally worse than an extra fucking dragon lance
>>165192659
he's probably an accountant
Even though the patch is shit I miss playing
Amazon was nice enough to ship my new mouse today
>>165193338
>used to be negative fifty
>Literally lost 4 games and went on a near fifty win streak
>got to 50/50
>lose four in a row no matter how positive i went
>now negative 4
and so it begins.
>talking to normie at bar
>he "confesses" he once watched esports
>ask him what
>he said a moba
>i say "dota?"
>no league of legends
>says he used to play dota though but it got ruined and he stopped playing
wew
>>165193338
>not activating the forced 50 in unranked
hello newfriend
>>165193501
id rather start playing hon desu
>>165182616
Is she a legit grill or a "star craft" grill?
>>165193501
did he mention if slark is totally OP?
>>165193391
the stats more than make up for it, m8
you win the game much sooner with 5 dl and 4 meeps than you do with aghs and 5 meeps
>>165193620
i'm not autistic enough to talk dota specifics at a bar when watching sports
>>165191826
maelstrom and mjollnirs don't stack anymore
not only does it have cooldown but the % chance doesn't stack either
>>165193501
>/r/thingsthatneverhappened
>>165188858
>buy league of legends team
>you are guaranteed a spot in a big league with lots of exposure through matches, don't even need to know shit about league in order to value the money investment vs potential gain
>buy team in dota
>lol good luck poaching top tier chinese teams or EG or OG, better buy team liquid and pray they make it through a qualifier
also why is it so hard for gulagites to admit that league simply is the biggest game in the world right now?
>>165193732
it literally did though
idk if he meant wc3 dota or dota2 tho
>>165192632
>>165192659
Something to do during queue. Also have a treasure 4 and an infuser to be sold. Could have bought 2 battlepasses and still be even in steambux.
>>165192469
>I mean, it's a meme aghs, it's not designed to be really good and everyone knows that, no reason for you to make it look as bad as possible
you need contrived ridiculous scenarios to make it look GOOD
anything that REQUIRES rapiers to be good is stupid
lets say enemy has 10 armor and you have desolator + aghanims at level 18, reducing him to 3 armor
thats still just a 398 damage crit
398 damage reduced to 337 HP after 3 armor
meanwhile vanilla assassinate does ~505 HP in damage
sniper aghanims will lower your assassinate damage in any reasonable scenario, it takes shit like 2 rapiers before its an improvement
WAIT
WAIT
SOMEONE ANSWER ME
DOES SILVER EDGE
DISABLE REINCARNATION ON SKELE KING
>>165193829
the chances of two dota 1 or 2 players running into each other in a first world country is so astronomically low that I am sure you are making it up
Are skillshots OP in this game? They are incredibly hard to dodge because of the turning speed but they still do more damage than regular targeted abilities
>>165194150
dota used to be a white person game tho before valve ruined it
he probably meant wc3 dota
you do realize wc3 was super fucking popular right
>>165193501
we don't miss a normie lol babby like that. glad he is gone.
>>165194191
don't give yous to newfriends
>that Fight or Flight custom game
I don't think it will get a big playerbase just because its arguably more complicated than the main game
>>165190403
no thanks, waga is easily the most boring streamer out there. i honestly dont understand why people enjoy it
>>165193674
>he is so autistic that he doesn't talk about things he likes
>it was related to the conversation as well
>being this cucked by other peoples opinions
>>165194518
>implying i like dota
>implying i wanted to talk about it any more than we did
it came up in the course of conversation because we were watching sports and he mentioned esports
>>165194407
don't talk shit on my boy niklas.
he is easily the most informative dota2 streamer, maybe not the most entertaining but he really explains a lot
>>165194695
like how to prepare the cuckshed
>>165194695
nice try waga
>>165194168
no cause most skillshots have a super long castpoint
theres like good but still dodgeable skillshots like DK's breath, WR powershot, Morph's waveform and Avalanche
then there's the shit where you really need to set up like Lesh's stunspike and Lina's LSA
>team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory, as we have our mid untouched and their barracks down, retards do rosh then die 1 by 1 as doom shitposts in russian instead of playing and dies alone, rest of team goes in 1 by 1 to die
>lose all mid towers and barracks in 1 push
Fucking, 2 stack of some type of moors and a russian,
Fucking low priority, all i did was leave one game after 2 weeks of good boy points.
Don't get me started on how supporting a braindead abbadon """carry""" went on. Retard died and spammed ping at me every time i pulled a camp to have him freefarm, because he thinks he can 1 vs 2 with a CM and shadow demon and he's an independent black mist cloud who don't need no farm.
>>165194695
>but he really explains a lot
nothing that other streams wont explain
>>165195052
based xiao8
@165195052
this is the part where i say ''what the fucking shit are you talking about your imagie is literally who talking about literally what and your post doesn't make sense' and you mock me like ''pffft dont you know?''
no ''u'' 4 (you)
>>165193631
>buy 3 dragon lances
>instead of a single aghanims
>this somehow ends the game sooner when it takes more money
Really got me thinking
post chink music
https://youtu.be/kImpWphugRY?list=RDzeLqNx7dMBM
to keep it dota related : natures prophet is really good this patch i feel
>>165195052
I remember a grill playing in a mixed team in a Korean tournament about 3 years ago.
But since Koreans will only play games they dominate in, all the teams got dissolved and their players picked up LoL, StarCraft 2, Overwatch and all the other casual garbage where Koreans dominate.
>tfw no cute plant hero
>>165194695
not really, he talks a lot but doesnt really say much and you can learn more by watching someone who is actually good at dota play. waga can stomp pubs but if thats all i wanted to see id just watch RTZ or soemthing
>>165194149
no, no it does not
no kind of disable can nullify reincarnation, only not having enough mana or it being on cooldown (the former only if he doesn't have the no mana cost talent)
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG SHEEEEEEEEVER
>>165189586
Where did you find this picture of my wife?! I have been spending my entire life trying to hide her and now this? I can't believe this is happening!
>>165196570
now she's everyone's wife
Way too many redditors flooding this board. Can already tell with all the XD look how random I'am I said Viper needs a new horse skin XDDDD I'm DYING OMG so funnies!
HAHA I'm so funny guys !!! HILARIOUS
>>165197368
so
fucking
mad
>>165195470
>try out this three dragon lance meme build
>realize how stupid it is because damage is from poof
>go get aghs first and still get a free 500 damage nuke
>Get a reaver
>still unkillable because 25 strength for 3000 is cheaper than 24 strength for 3800
Might as well go back to stacking reavers like on meepo's release.
>>165197574
how hard is it to only only get 2 dragonlances into blink instead?
like gee anon, you couldnt think this up yourself?
look at the stat numbers on dragonlance compared to the price and then look at what reaver costs AND the fact that its 3k gold that you have to farm as opposed to 1k + 2x450 gold
>>165197420
I actually am not mad but I'm kind of triggered that you would just ASSUME my mental state as such.
>>165194149
No, dying purges everything.
Post here if you didn't have lose one match in 2017.
>>165198475
Its only been 10 days into 2017 why are you talking like an autist so soon?
>>165197368
>reddit space
>when you realize there are disgusting nonwhite thirdies browsing this general right now
>>165200018
>Not having filters so extensive thirdies would have to study for decades just for a single chance to get through it
>>165194191
Now, you are just bullshitting
so are we close to being able to reclaim "/d2g/" as the Diablo 2 general? I mean I really loved DotA but there is no coming back from this Super Smash DotA 700 bullshit.
there is no such thing as a "white persons game" because "white people" don't exist
>>165200859
wat the fuck why does radiant have a 6+% better winrate
Is it just their match algorithms to put the better team on radiant?
>>165198475
I haven't played since early December so my record for not losing is better than yours turbo retard.
>>165201027
I think it's the viewpoint advantage. Even if things like better pull camps really had a huge impact, it wouldn't have mattered at dogshit ratings, since no one pulls there.
>>165198475
>one game a day for a couple days before totally becoming dropped
yea thats 7.00 in a nutshell alright
how the fuck do you play pl now
I want Soe to be happy.
>>165201332
but anon she already is
>>165201434
Oh look Soe went from Dota to Overwatch to NBA17
>>165201219
Even higher MMR is affected.
Whatever it is Icefraud and Volvo better fix this one quick.
E-sports is at stake. Don't want shitters claim, *insert team name here* just won because they picked radiant.
>>165193801
Because we (like Peru) support and fully Ancap system.
>radiant and dire have been pretty much 50-50
>all while dire had rosh advantage
>take rosh advabtage away
>make jungle layout better on radiant
>be surprised when dire is suddenly dogshit
Should tell you that icefrog is no longer working there desu
>third worlders
cringe
do i get dragon lance on luna? just to build into bkb? pike seems pretty underwhelming on her.
-14,000
http://steamcharts.com/app/570
>>165202505
We need more, we need like a 10% drop to have a chance of reverting some of the brawler garbage and fixing the HUD
>>165202505
>Average count still higher than last year
>>165202746
b-b-b--but the numbers are reeeed
>watch old DOTA 1 montages
>everything looks like sub-4k garbage
>still more entertaining than dota 2 videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4KNzoppdII
>>165203047
jesus christ how did people play that shit
better to run than
>>165201865
as a black guy I had a huge hearty kek
>>165203506
HEREBY BANISH ANY NEED FOR
>>165203506
fade away
IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN LMAO
bsj is such an rtz fangay
>>165200859
>Super Smash DotA
That would be pretty cool honestly
>/rsg/ is more active than /d2g/
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>165201027
because radiant jungle. towers, and lanes are way more easily defended than dire and icefrog took away the rosh advantage from dire and basically gave it to radiant. radiant jungle is also way easier to farm fast
I remember when I first started playing dota I asked one of my friends at the time what side he liked playing on the most. I got a hard "EVERY SIDE IS PRACTICALLY THE SAME DUH gosh".
Legit asked because I liked radiant. 300 hours later I still think radiant is more fun to play on. I just always play bad on dire not sure why.
>>165201027
>Is it just their match algorithms to put the better team on radiant?
yes, matchmaking both in terms of mmr spread and stacks
>>165205196
your friend is a shitter, they two sides are different and its supposed to be better for one side at certain things
valve seems to have forgotten that though and made radiant way stronger than dire in the new 7.00 world
>>165205156
the difference ain't really that big
nor does laning matter too much in the grand scheme of things
should i still buy battlefury on am?
How do I leave 5k shitstains behind and become 6k mmr?
>>165205748
>laning
literally where did i say anything about laning? why do people in d2g have such shit reading comprehension?
>>165206052
you have shit eating comprehension
fgt
>>165198882
>>165201131
>>165201232
Shut up, noobs.
I won another match just now.
Playing first match as Rubick after 3 years.
arteezy loves dota!
How do I utilize hotd correctly?
Every time I use it I feel like I could be doing something better with it.
Doing all hero challenge for whatever reason, never played Batrider; can someone give me a quick tldr on how to play this shitcunt
>>165205904
by uninstalling
boom
no more 5k shitstains
>>165206846
>Buy HotD
>Do nothing because I forget it exists
That's what I do anyway
>>165205904
ironically watch bsj stream
his smurf is 5k now
>>165206846
Use creep to cut wave every time enemy team wants to push.
Laugh as your enemies try to kill a 1400 HP centaur running around at 425 movespeed wasting their chance to push.
>reddit so hype about le girl gamer when in reality they won't qualify legally without Gaben's interference and she'll also end up as "Sumail's brother"
can't wait till OG(OurGuys) destroy this meme team oh wait they won't qualify on anything
http://steamcharts.com/app/570
Reminder to uninstall before you're the last one queuing or worse endlessly posting in a dead general.
>>165206846
um farm with it? farm jungle and lane at the same time
use purge creep to get easy kills
idk stop being a shitter like >>165207145
>>165202505
RIP in pepperonis
Ded gaem
You should've listened
Why didn't you listen
Migrate
It's too late
It's ogre
You guys are little babies
Wait another 3-5 days if you want to see some REAL red numbers
Thats the exact moment 30 days ago when half the playerbase realized they couldn't get a steady 60fps anymore because of 7.00.
I don't think Viper is a win game lose lane hero anymore.
Talents are an overall buff to him.
Dragon Lance is absolute cancer on him.
Poison Attack isn't a UAM anymore - Maelstrom, Skadi are possible and I believe Mask of Madness is actually super good on Viper because of how strong Nethertoxin is. He also naturally fucks up enemy carries because he has 65 attack speed slow just from abilities and 40/60/80 from his ultimate besides movement speed slows.
>quit dota 2 days after 7.00 because its shit
>check on d2g
>thread is on the verg of 404ing constantly
i fucking told you guys 7.00 was going to be the death of dota and everyone mocked me. well look at the state of shit shit game now, the game is literally hemorrhaging players
>>165208342
nope still is
At what MMR would you say people actually start knowing how to play the game?
>>165208458
anything below 6k is utter trash honestly
>>165207984
based NAbros /ourregion/
>>165208458
4.1k is unironically the top 1% of dota and people easily agree 4k are still retarded
I'd say 5k is actually good because you have to go against the tide of account buyers and occasional 6ks to earn your MMR, while 5k account buyers just drop to 4k or 3k again
Is there any reason to queue US east over US west?
>>165208603
nah, 5k players are mechanically skilled but they are not actually good at the game. they usually dont know why they are doing what they are doing and cant look at the game as a whole. not that it really matters in a post 7.00 league of battle smash of the ancient storms
I think the only thing that could possibly restore some players is the battlepass, there's no fucking esports or anything else going on for quite a while. Grindan addicts need an excuse to come back I guess is the only thing.
But I sorta want to see what happens if valve drop that shit next month instead of this one. I want to see how low it can go. I mean look at the month of november, good fucking lord
/our boy/ is streaming and listening to good music!
>>165208973
>>165208898
>5k is good
>slack is 5k spamming omni
i will never understand people who say this
>>165209012
You're fucking retarded
smd faggor
>>165209096
because sub4k is worse
>>165209001
i highly doubt the battle pass will do anything, everyone already figured out that only the TI one is worth a shit and the rest of them exist only to sell hats that everyone hates. its funny as fuck too because the last compendium had people asking valve for a way to turn off hate effects in game
>>165209068
artour's playlist reminds me of middle school
>>165209280
why are we so short on good learning resources?
Like, for fuck's sake, all we have are Purge and Merlini and Purge doesn't even do guides anymore and he's not that good anyway.
>>165209369
>>165209426
get bsj to coach you
>>165209446
>>165209538
>>165209713
>>165209280
because the ti6 compendium shat on performance. Shit stole around 20 frames from my old PC which was an i5 3570k +670. Only thing that saved the game was that they finished Vulkan implementation a week later, so people took that as a performance patch even though valve didn't even really try.
Game is still fucked if you turn off Vulkan. Huge performance dip happened again with 7.00, but this time there's no new API to switch to since Vulkan is pretty much the most cutting edge and efficient API out there right now.
Valve either wises up and returns some of their real programmers onto Dota 2 to fix this mess or else this game is done for.
dumb pedoNEETs
>>165209745
What's this supposed to be?
Also, I think one in the style of Bungie's Marathon could be good. Hope someone tries it out.
She knows I enjoy it.
>>165209745
>>165209864
treads aquila vanguard maelstrom fighting am?
>>165209926
i dont have anymore :(
>>165209426
because the game changes too much
>>165209980
Good. I only had a couple left. The only ones you had that I had too were the Warhammer and Watchmen ones.
What would you do?
I'm waiting for the noose to arrive.
>>165210469
stop buying accounts
>empirical evidence that Peru is now a majority on USE
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5n8p99/i_measured_the_ping_of_the_players_in_my_last_35/
reminder that's it's racist to region lock the game though
>>165210469
keep buying hats
LUL https://my.mixtape.moe/ledemb.webm :)
Venomancer's Plague Wards are unironically fucking better than Visage's familiars.
>familiars aren't fucking spell immune
>they literally die to just regular AoE bullshit
>HotD Centaur is literally better
>>165210643
im not sure if 110 is peruvian I get 90 sometimes even 100 ping on USeast and I got a pretty stable connection
>there are dotards from reddit that literally believe LoL is not closer to old Dota than 7.00, regardless of the overall quality of either game
Is there such a thing as a good LC player?
How do you even fix LC?
from 1k-9k she's still a useless piece of shit. Only difference I see is that shitters start out in the jungle + stay in the jungle and "pros" start out in the lane then transition into the jungle.
Still a useless turd all god damn day regardless
I WANT 7.XX TO GO AND STAY GO
>>165210705
>no refresher on morph and ck
6/10
>>165210851
LC is a decent hero desu she's just far too dependant on duels which makes her predictable
>>165210851
lc is my waifu and she is the best jungler EVER!
>>165210775
>dota isn't dying u guise
what are you gonna do when you run out of people to shill to?
any dota players in here
>>165211058
nah senpai jsut here to shitpost
>>165211058
Not for long.
I keep losing in Dota as well as in life.
>>165209837
Loli Payne, film noir detective
>>165210851
she doesnt need fixing
she is a very strong laner that applies alot of preassure through high base stats and survivability through her passive and W, preassuring the safelaner and forcing commitment from the supports
when does high skill start? 3k?
>>165202746
but that's wrong you fucking retard
>>165211661
hs is low 3k's and vhs is mid 3k and up
>>165211314
>muh strong laner
tangos and creep aggro lmao
I only remember laning against one like three times as AM, but never found her particularly troublesome. Maybe if she was paired with a nigger like viper.
>>165211805
the point is, if the supports leave her alone, she'll wreck you with a backup mango or some sticks charges ready for a nuke
and if your trilane consists of 3 heroes that has to stay put against a single hero, then boooy does that spell trouble if the enemy team has heroes that can be active early on
>>165211314
I dont know what patch you're playing but that portion of the game ends very quickly now. Just not worth it considering all the other heros who check that niche and are able to do way better mid-lategame
Then wow all you have is a hero who gets countered with moderately smart play not allowing her to snowball and a cheap ass blademail if she does get some ults off.
Just absolute wasted space
>tfw no golden showers hero
I dont even know what are you guys talking about anymore.
>>165212286
play king midas in hon
>>165212286
>tfw no scat hero
why live?
>>165212209
she does fine in pro games as long as bone7 isnt the one picking her
>>165211058
>playing that shitty """"game""""
no, only guys with fine tastes here.
>>165212286
>tfw no jarate master hero
whats happened since 6.88
I like 7.0 though
>>165211058
I stopped playing when 7.00 went live
Not kidding
>>165212783
>mom lost her job
fuck bros i dont wanna pay more for rent or get evicted
time for the rope i guess
>>165213004
Does she have life insurance?
>>165211314
LC is NOT a strong laner though
she USED to be
but now shes just shit
her Q doesn't kill range creeps anymore
you'll never win duels against most real lineups
>>165211058
I've literally and unironically played 5 games since 7.00 went live and have no interest whatsoever in playing anymore. All the time I used to spend playing DOTA I now spend at the gym, reading, or at church. I'll probably watch the Majors and the next TI but I'm not even interested in the honeypot LANs anymore.
>>165213315
>her Q doesn't kill range creeps anymore
I'm talking lvl 1/2/3 anon
forcing supports to not bully your mid
all there is to it
punish them for commiting their riki/es in the midlane, go manfight that carry, throw a 100-150 dmg aoe nuke and give yourself 400 ms at lvl 1, run down that bitchy lion and force him to use a measly disable on you
yes she could arguably use some small number buffs but calling for a rework and saying she isn't a strong laner is fucking bull
>>165213267
its thru the company so idk if she'll keep it
>>165213315
>LC is NOT a strong laner though
you're fucking garbage dude, LC beats most mids handedly.
>>165212783
Valve launched a patch that made the game go under 1m players while it's been over that for more than a year
nice attempts at a deny artour
great escape
>>165213585
?
ur a fucking melee mid
you die to any gank
theres a reason people don't pick melee mids except shit like ember or jugg
>>165212783
literally pre 2015 player numbers due to valve fucking up the game
>>165213642
This patch literally has the highest amount of unique players since existence
http://blog.dota2.com/
nearly 14 million uniques
stop acting as if average players mean anything when esports, christmas, new years and shit exist as if people don't have lives
>>165213734
rofl, you're a melee with earthshakers ult on a super low cooldown. you buy a bottle, anytime the enemy mid goes to CS you take off 30% of his health, all the while farming under your tower because you have free lifeleech and a free heal/purge.
you shouldn't talk about what you do not understand.
>people complaining about dota being a dead game
man I wish my other games were as dead as dota
>no servers or no one playing on them
>>165213734
ember dies to any gank too you fucking retard
>>165213904
no ranged hero can take full creep damage from her Q except maybe TA but that bitch has refraction charges
at best you'll hit a puck or mirana with the ranged creep in range
>people who care about how many normies or peruvians or chinks are playing dota 2
>>>/vg/lolg
WC3 dota and earlier dota 2 didn't git gud because it had a super high amount of players seriously kill yourselves.
>>165213734
god you're all so shit at this game, trying to hide your lack of knowledge and experience behind walls of hyperbole
there's nothing unsexier than people who are unaware of their own lack of nuance in their though processes
>dota 2 was a whiite mans gaaaame untill vaaalve ruiined iiiit
you guys have no idea what you're talking about
dota 1 was nothing but chyna, cis and SEA dotes, everything else was minor league
>>165214184
LC mid is situational, but given how the meta is currently, I'd say she fares a hell of a lot better than she did when invoker was at his peak.
>>165214328
>>165214328
>>165214150
>>165213904
noone picks LC for a reason
LC is only relevant against teams that have no save
>>165214487
lc is good agaisnt melee heroes and that's basically it
I've seen a 5k game where the mid LC shat on mid jugg, but that's the only time I've seen a mid LC do more than survive in the mid land
>>165214459
>Whites going literally WE WUZ DOTA PLAYER AND SHIEEEEET
>>165213878
>mu h IPs
How many are playing right now? that's right, less than the previous month
>dude christmas
>dude new year
It's been almost 2 weeks since new year, everybody's schedule is back to normal
>Axx is just Hao crossdressing
>>165214538
>https://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/5018/heroes
16 picks
56.25% winrate
>https://www.dotabuff.com/esports/leagues/4874/heroes
38 picks
58.33% winrate
>>165213642
why didnt u include December 2015 for comparison?
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>165210851
No, she is garbo because her ultimate is COMPLETELY countered by a shtiload of NON-ultimates
Frostbite disarms her
Decrepify
Sleep
Snowball
Imprisonment
Pudge hook
Ethereal blade
Disruption
etc etc
That's why she can'y teamfight for shit until she has BKB to insure she instakills a support
Before she has bkb she can only smoke pickoff
>>165214538
nah, its more like noone picks LC because she relies too heavily on the enemy fucking up, and that's just not how this meta works.especially with things like shrine tp's for constant reinforcements which promote constant dickriding and 5v5.
still, my point was that LC is a pretty strong laner considering melee.
>>165213904
>spamming AOE spell
>fighting under your tower
>>165213004
good idea anon, when i was a strapping young lad and looking for work I too turned to the rope. Don't get me wrong herding cattle and caring for their young is hard work and you have to learn to rope with some people that you might not like but its humbling and darn if it aint one hell of a learnin experience i tell you hwat
>>165215104
>what is creepblocking
>>165214818
>less than the previous month
so? that's players on at any given time of course you see lots of variation and for lots of reasons
if you want an idea of how many players are still playing Dota you look at unique IPs monthly and see if it rises or falls
Not only that but the amount of unique players in the last 2 weeks are at 10 million.
http://steamspy.com/app/570
Total accounts with Dota 2 are 90 million
>>165214821
>Implying Hao isn't already /ourgirl/
>ywn pound the shit out of Hao's asain boipucci and stroke his feminine cock
WHY
FUCKING
LIVE
LADS?
>>165215235
Something the other guy can also do?
Which MOBA has the highest white people players? LoL?
>>165215589
sure, which allows me to nuke him again as he stands clumped up with his creeps as he passes by his tower.
>clinging to unique IP's this hard
Wow look at all these people who start up the game and DON'T stick around, as shown by peaks and averages.
Says volumes more than -50k average hemorrhaging.
>>165215652
undoubtedly, yes
>>165215652
heroes of the storm
50 bucks anyone spamming 'ded thread' was a regular at the starcraft generals back in the day
>>165215667
>blocking your creeps to keep them under your tower while also being far ahead enough to nuke the enemy hero under his tower
>>165215652
paragon
>>165215652
heroes of the $torm
white kids love blizz's shit
>>165215652
If your talking about white in appearance, obviously LoL.
But Smite has the WHITEST players, people that all-chat the whole game, poor sarcasm jokes, girls with wacky spontaneous blue/purple hair, and generally cringey/boring hosts/commentators.
>>165215847
been spamming dead thread all day, never played starcraft or posted in their general
face the fact fagg the game is dying. the numbers prove it. valve released 7.00 and player number PLUMMETED
>>165216053
proofs?
Is there any legit entertaining dota streamers other than bulldog? RTZ is so fucking boring.
>>165216139
arteezy raging is the only reason I use twitch
>>165216053
been hearing this for the past 4 years anon, its getting pretty tiresome
maybe you're all being a bunch of fucking drama queens obsessing over a popularity contest no one really cares about?
>>165216139
i find synderens stream funny but its mostly due to the people who donate, merlini and fear are usually pretty good too but fear seems to have stopped streaming again
>Arteezy's waifu is Tresdin
top tier taste
>>165215685
>peaks and averages
you mean the unique IPs according to Steamspy and Dota 2 blog which have consistently gone up in the last 6 months?
>>165216398
does tresdin say only 6 inches to rtz is does he pack more than that?!
>>165216313
say what you want fag, dota will be completely dead and abandoned within a year
>>165216454
>IPs go up
>But average number of actual playes do down
Really fried my circuits
>>165216595
your pic is old anon that number is up to 15k already
>>165216595
you said that in jan 2016, then we had the largest ti on record
>>165216595
>you're a faggot for taking the popularity of dota 2 compared to other games this seriously
>LIE TO YOURSELF ALL YOU WANT ANON BUT LET ME JUST SAY AGAIN HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT I AM FOR SPENDING MY DAY ARGUING ON D2G ABOUT HOW POPULAR/UNPOPULAR DOTA 2 IS COMPARED TO OTHER GAMES
we really aren't on the same page here anon
>>165216693
?
>>165216709
>-5.16%
>-2.32%
>-5.05%
>-6.52%
>-8.62%
>-2.44%
>arguing about how dead the game is has been the highest amount of conversation this dead general has seen in days
nice guys maybe we can move to a new thread in less than 20 hours now
>>165216843
That means peak player in the last 24 hours, not the highest peak in the month
>>165217006
are you actually disputing that ti6 was the largest ti on record?
>>165216684
maybe it has something to do with less people having time to play around new years
>>165215221
seriously LOL
>>165217195
explain november dumbass
>>165217101
nope just laughing at the immediate drop to 2014 player counts afterwards. literally the bubble popping TI
>caring about a thriving game's popularity in comparison to dead/irrelevant games
>not naming a single game that is more enjoyable than said thriving game
>probably only complaining that the game is dead because they are 1k nu-male cuckports
really makes those .004mm-.1mm biological structures emit electro-chemical charges.
>>165217235
6 month old stale meta
>we are entering the post-contrarian phase where people defend the game
>>165217245
>2014
2014 was sub 800k
>>165217235
patch fatigue
last month before 7.0
2016 was easily the best year of dota if you want to count avg numbers and unique ips
but keep on being retarded dumbposters
>actually gotten to the point where retards are unironically applying "lots of things going on behind the scenes"-tier arguments to why the games dropping players
i wonder how bad it'll get the year TI makes less than the last
>>165217479
november was also that tricky month between boston qualifiers and the lan event
>>165217593
this time last year there was player growth stay delusional that 7.00 didn't kill dota
>>165217613
maybe you will find out in twenty years ;)
>>165217195
Maybe you're wrong. The past 2 years, January had an increase in 30k players than the previous month, and now this january sits on -15k.
don't worry Chinese new year is coming up I'm sure they'll have some great hats for sale to save this game
>>165217693
except we dont have the final numbers for January. last 30days means shit with the holiday period
>>165217743
with the abysmal growth ti6 had on 5?
its either this or the next senpai
not like we should care though d2g will be dead in 6 months lul
>>165217805
January isn't even half over stop getting ahead of yourself.
>>165217854
why does a ded game have growth anon?
seems like the opposite of what dead things do
>People forget it is last 30 days not January
>Those 30 days include 7.00 lauch and the following shitfest that was the transition
You dead games retard are up for surprise at the end of the month
Are there other heroes that perform better when you're tilted?
Post your best meme d2g
>>165218272
ill suck a dick if we go green by the end of the month
>>165218343
es
om
fv
>>165218175
im talking about prizepool dumbass. first half of 2016 was a fantastic year for dota2 and yet prizepool gains were less than great
But since feburary till december we've seen ~20% drop of average players. and whoa look at that we're back at 2015 numbers for players
>>165218660
>prizepool gains
did you forget we literally had 3 majors after TI5 and between TI6
>>165218775
ah yes and the excuses start flowing again
>muh unique ips
>muh patch fatigue
>muh majors
>>165218175
Obviously he's chinese his idea of dying is growth under 10%.
>>165216843
wow its like the same thing as november 2015
>>165219204
when the game was on a constant rise? ya no.
the mental gymnastics you are doing is funny to watch though
>>165218660
12% growth in prize pool from ti 2015 to 2016, more than healthy
you could not expect that thing to continue at a 40% increase
Do you retards seriously believe it took them almost half a year of hard work to come up with these UI and HUD changes along with the map, talent tree and other shit that came with with 7.00 update?
Get a fucking clue already. After TI ended and they stuffed their pockets with over 70 million big ones, again, thanks to you idiots who supported them by buying their shit, they went off for at least a 1-2 month vacation on the Maldives and then started to production on more money-driven goals like the Fall Pass for, again, you losers to spend more money on.
Also by working maybe like 3 days a week and being lords to themselves, they literally don't give a shit or have to answer to anyone regarding deadlines.
Not to mention they even released the entire content with more bugs than the current version the game had been running in and they didn't gave a shit. They just kept tweaking it for a few days and now guess what, 2 week vacation because Christmas + New years!
They have been doing shit like this and will continue to do so because they know that at the end of the day, no matter the state of how bad things get, you morons will still throw money at them and keep on buying the shit they shit out of their asses like there's no tomorrow.
You want the game fixed? Too bad, up next in the agenda is the Chinese New Bloom event with the Juggernaut Arcana!
Be sure to have some money read on your Steam wallet, fellow gulagite redditor!
You have to support this game you love so much! Shoutouts to Valvo for making it happen!!!
This is the type of game you're playing now.
>>165219464
link?
>>165219586
I NEED PROTEIN NOT FUCKING CARBS
also I'll actually like it if new bloom is juggernaut arcana release that sounds dope
>>165218343
>>165218437
OGRE MAGI
EARTHSHAKER
FACELESS VOID
Am I a /goodboy/ yet?
>>165219939
Reminder that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.
Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.
They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.
This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.
Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?
But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.
Fucking end your sad existence, seriously.
>>165220063
still pasta
>all these filtered posts
wew lad
>>165220192
slashrslashdota2
why are chessie & dubu in the us?
>>165219464
holy shit youre right
>>165220142
>>165220192
LOL
You're keeping this shit ass HUD and you'll like it, shit eaters. Just as you kept the Reborn dashboard and all the rest of the crap that came with it.
Sure, it will be tweaked more and more and more, but it still will be shit at the end and you will still play on it because there's no fucking way Valve will ever acknowledge they fucked up.
Now keep eating their shit by the spoon like a good boy.
Oh yeah, and buy that Monkey King Arcana too!!!!
What to do against mid skywraith? I've tried raindrops but the burst is unreal.
>>165220336
I actually like the new HUd though and Reborn UI.
Also Valve actually has acknowledged they fucked up - why else would they change elements of the UI after 7.0 was released. Such as the backpack being on the bottom but now on the right of the inventory, stats and other stuff. It's a start and the UI needed to change from Scaleform even if the UI is simple.
I didn't buy the MK Arcana but I think I'll get the Zeus one.
epic
>>165220502
Atos Skywrath is so cancer now.
Unless you have a Force/Euls/Glimmer by the time a core SWM has Atos, as a support you'll die 9 out of 10 times solo to him also unless you have some great escape ability which most supports don't have.
>>165220502
>solo mid vs sky
you dun goofed
I hope Soe has a blessed day today.
who's more autistic? the guy who keeps on spamming and arguing the game is dead or the guy who blogs about literally everything on what envy does in his stream?
>>165219464
AYY
>>165220752
>>165220753
I'll just roll over and die
>>165219464
>>165220824
both are equally as shit and should be shot, luckily they are easy to filiter
>>165220720
turn off stubs
>>165220824
that guy who keeps posting about the china shit
>>165220760
of course she did
nba 2k17 is so much fun
>>165221279
ok thanks
made me think
>>165220824
>>165221279
>only one guy ever keeps bringing up the LGD mess
>only one guy talks about games numbers
this is some next level delusion
although that envy blogger totally is just samefagging
>>165219464
>#Goldenshowers is actually trending on Twitter
What a time to be alive!
>>165221884
you underestimate how autistic dota players are
Is the new Newbee player a girl or a dude with an illness like every single other human that people call female in esports.
>>165221884
>only one guy
do you really think that or are you just trolling?
Bored of laning.
Any good roaming hero?
I'm feeling like ganking today.
>>165222985
im really hoping this webm is just some kind of tumor and not something worse
>>165223113
w>q>r>e alchemist
orb boots medallion
>>165223113
brewmaster
>>165223163
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma
I even put it in the filename
>>165223163
You ain't seen nothing yet dumb frogposter.
Is there a more useless hero right now?
>runs in
>gets engaged on
>loses 2/3rds of his HP
>Quills doing literally no damage as he starts running away
>dies
>>165222985
this is what a testicle looks like
>>165223761
Bloodseeker.
JUST
>>165222985
>it's full of hair
>>165223629
i aint clicking dat shit nigg@
>>165223943
Are you cute?
>>165223912
Bloodseeker is decent as a position 4 jungler who gets utility items like Blademail, Euls, Aghs.
Retards keep rushing Dagon on him though and being fucking useless.
>>165224028
yes
>>165224028
i have a big butt hit me up
I thought I'd put it into words: The new shop design is bad because the shop itself takes a back seat to the recommended. Just have an option to switch them and it's fine. Experienced players don't want to follow guides to the letter.
Here's some text to make sure this doesn't get auto deleted, but there's not much more to say.
Bring back the "Rate your enjoyment of this match 0/5" and "Rate the level of cooperation by this person 0/5"
I believe the ratings would supply pretty valuable data; for instance in the case of stacks vs solo play, drafts and factions. In addition, now behavior score is a public secret, we know individual ratings could have a meaningful impact as well.
It would have the added bonus of discouraging some of the lashing out and false reports, if people could simply express their displeasure through the rating system.
Heck, even if it was a placebo effect it would still work, I'd imagine.
If Enigma had a nightclub, it'd be called Midnight Pulse
Just saying it would be killer
India server is unplayable for the last 4 days
Every 3 games, one game will not be scored(all players are kicked out for no reason)
Stutters, lag for many players.
Valve, any fix please.
why was soloq deleted forever and ever?
Dear people who say "commend me" after every match: this makes people actively want to not commend you
Seriously. If you played well you'll get commended.
>>165224727
because party players got longer queue times
valve wont do anything to harm party players because they convince other shitters to play
>>165224812
Funny how it works sometimes at SEA desu
It's like 13 year olds asking for likes at Facebook.
People said it was a meme.
Shills desperately claimed that people would get used to the changes.
Retards actually believed that the changes were somehow good for the game.
2017 is the first year that dota 2 has not experienced a significant increase in players at the start of the year. Instead we have a large decrease in players corresponding with 2 weeks after the games biggest update in history went live.
7.00 is objectively the worst patch Dota 2 has ever received and is quite literally killing the game.
>>165223629
So... what is that?
>>165224974
it's afilename you fucking retard
>>165224028
>>165224075
>>165224220
wtf i didnt type any of this also im only into cute dota waifus
>>165225206
sorry anon I lied on the internet
>>165224953
I still miss the times when you could add at least +10 to all stats while in mid game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsgulN-0-U&feature=youtu.be&t=8m27s
Nice game, dotards.
>>165224953
>2017 is the first year
>at the start of the year
wow it's almost like the year and month just started or something
>>165224953
quack quack goes the baby duck
>Pour beer into cup
>Head of beer is at the very top of the cup
>Still a little left in the can
Nice game lolbabs
>>165225589
that 6 is a godly Io
also why do his spirits have health bars
>>165223454
>follows the link
>The tissues of a teratoma, although normal in themselves, may be quite different from surrounding tissues and may be highly disparate; teratomas have been reported to contain hair, teeth, bone and, very rarely, more complex organs or processes such as brain matter, eyes, torso, and hands, feet, or other limbs.
holy shit dude wtf
>>165225458
i 4giv u qt!
>2017
>no anime hero
no wonder the game is dying
>peruvians play on us servers while they have their own DEDICATED servers
I wish we had our own servers to play and not endure fucking seamonkeys
hi!
>>165227250
kys sjw libtard nu male
>>165227276
that was kinda rude
>>165227276
What's a nu male?
>>165227403
/pol/tard term for "person I disagree with"
>unranked
>entire team is 3k except for me and mid who are 4k
>against 3k/4ks with a 6k mid
is us east so dead that this is the best matchmaking could do
>>165227276
wtf(what the fuck)? I just said hi and now I'm a nu male?
kys(kill yourself)
>>165227067
reddit is going crazy with this latest revalation that trump hired russian hookers to watch adult japanese cartoons with him! its over, Reddit and Buzzfeed have defeated the Trump!
Heroes you enjoy animation cancelling the most?
>>165228218
AM, and Ember
>that feel when you random Elder Titan
>>165228218
only the ones that require extreme precision :^)
>>165218310
Techies
>>165218310
As the tilted player, or against the tilted player?
what are the best heroes for a female (male) to play
P E N I S
E
N
I
S
>>165229657
Bristleback
>>165228218
Any caster, watching enemies run away in fear is too satisfying.
>>165229657
you mean a mentally ill faggot? probably chen, the least liked character just like you
>>165229763
>>165230097
>least liked character
that's actually techies
New hero :
Hazardus , The Outworld Impure
Agility, Ranged
Skill 1 : Lustrous Orb
Sends an energy focused orb to the target dealing damage.
Slows and applies spell lifesteal if the enemy is way too close.
Damage : 100/175/250/325
Slow : 55%
Duration : 3
Spell lifesteal : 15%/30%/45%/60%
Duration : 2
Cast range : 875
Additional effects trigger range : 180
Cooldown : 14/12/10/8
Skill 2 : Leech Turret
Creates a turret that attacks every 0.5 seconds dealing slow, damage and stealing agility.
Can hit ethereal units.
Agility stolen per attack : 2
Number of turrets : 2
Slow per turret : 10%/15%/20%/25%
Slow duration : 1
Damage per turret (spell) : 20/30/40/50
Turret HP: 2/3/4/5 Attacks
Turret range : 650
Cooldown : 30
Skill 3 : Astral Sword
Hazardus creates an astral sword turning him into a meele granting him bonus damage and attack speed for a certain duration and limited number of attacks.
Bonus damage is granted for any type of attack he do.
Turrets doesn't count.
Number of attacks : 5
Bonus damage: 80/120/160/200
Attack speed bonus : 30%
Cooldown : 20
Skill 4 : Ethereal Cannon
Charges for 1.66 seconds then sends out energy beam in a straight line. Temporarily destroys ground and destroys trees creating new pathways as well as dealing damage equal to Hazardus' agility to all units hit.
Agility multiplier : 300%/350%/400%
Base damage : 75/100/125
Range : 1200/1400/1600
Radius : 300/350/400
Cooldown : 40
>>165230849
yeah Im'not reading all that
next reply decides what I read
envy griefing more games by picking wr
>>165228565
that's an ideal random
funny hero
Singsing is strim
envy literally fucking griefing
totally fucking useless
Am the only one who doesn't really particularly play any role?
I've reached a decent MMR, and I'm starting to realize that I don't really play mid well, or safe lane, or offlane, or support. I guess kind of play everything at an okay level. I just pick what my team needs, which is usually offlane or position 4 support.
Should I start trying to specialize in something?
>>165230849
War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy.
gg envy-sama
nice play
nice shit watching you miss shackles constantly
good hero pick
>>165231264
enemies can tell terrorblade illusions now?
@165182458
>once good game
this is d2g, we discus dota here
dota was always shit
envy absolutely raped mid
yet again
Only 9 inches?
good shit envy
grief more games
wish I could play and get u mid for my games
>>165232792
do you have autism
>>165232849
>>165232792
>>165232552
>WR envy gets killed by rubick powershot
We, the dota 2 general thread, support Dylann Roof
that is all
>>165233307
we'll probably be dead by the time hes executed lmao
>>165233409
We'll all be reunited in Heaven
envy starting up another game
makes another retard call
and a retard play
shackal level 1(he misses it lol)
WTF ARE YOU DOING EE STOP PLAYING WR
JESUS CHRIST
Ender, the Land Master
Heavenly Palm, Active Q -
>Ender strikes the earth, raising a pillar of terrain by 1 level within a 425 AoE for 3/4/5/6 seconds and deals 100/150/200/250 damage. The terrain applies all elevation differences such as vision, high-ground evasion and fog of war. The pillar can connect to similar level terrain. Destroys trees.
Battleground, Passive W -
Ender gains bonuses depending on the elevation of his terrain.
>In the River he gains increased movespeed by 4%/6%/8%/12%
>On the first level after he gains increased attack damage of 10/15/30/55
>On the second level he gains increased vision of 400/600/800/1000
>On the third level he gains increased armor of 10 at all levels and 12% increased magic resist.
Land Walker, Active E -
>For 8 seconds Ender strides across the land causing the earth to shake in a 250 AoE around him dealing 75/100/125/150 damage every 125 units he crosses.
Hammer, Active R -
>The Land Master proves his name and strikes the ground with his godly hammer, leveling all terrain within a 500/1000/1500 AoE for 16 seconds while also dealing 175/225/325 damage. All effects of Battleground become active on this new land.
Aghanim's Scepter Upgrade -
>Hammer is now a global ground targeted ability.
GOT EM
low priority
thats what u get envy
for griefing games with fucking wr mid
faggot
AXE DOES NOT PICK SIDES!but Axe is on your side
>>165235883
AXE DOES NOT PICK SIDES!But axe wins more games on radiant side
>buzzfeed cast reverse polarity on an illusion
>cnn followed up by fiends gripping the illusion
>they still didn't realize it when it was taking 2x the damage it should
>now they're just saying "we can't verify whether it was an illusion" after it poofed
how did these 2k mmr shitters become news?
the illusion radiance nerf is so shite
now you can't pretend to be an illusion / pretend an illusion is your hero
>>165238054
why would you built radiance on illusions anyway?
moon shard is the hot illusion item
>>165231264
Maki is cute!
Who's the retarded bitch Sing's playing with ? Why won't she shut up ?
>>165193687
>but the % chance doesn't stack either
Huh? Not even diminishingly?
>>165224953
>After years of growth things are stabilizing and player count remains high
>HURRRR ITS DEAD
how the fuck do i fix my fps i had 120 fps before the patch and now im lucky if i get 50
>>165239776
Buy more cosmetics from valve
>>165238494
if you want to watch a washed up memer open bulldog like everyone else
dead fucking thread
for a dead game
Do any of you still play Dota 2?
>>165240526
i would if the game was even fucking playable
60-120 fps to 25-50
Objectively best support in the world streaming right now
just hit 4.5k woopy fucking do right
been sitting at 4.3-4.4 for over a year, playing 1-2 ranked games a month
the only reason im playing more now is that i recently read somewhere that slacks is 5k and this inspired me to play ranked again
fuck being worse than slacks
/blog
>>165240997
hitting 5K now its more luck than anything since account buyers are way too fucking high
help d2g
should I just play USWest with 250 ping?
Japan here, but japan server nobody plays
>>165241909
please post more meme-y montages like that
>>165241909
there's a trillion chinks like yourself
play with them
>>165241964
I would if I can get the courage to play another game of dota but playing with SEA people is so much pain
>>165241991
I can't play china server, not on my list
>>165240049
Your implying Sing is less washed up
>>165240526
lmao fuck no
GAME BREAKING BUG:
So it happens when your teammates' dominated creep is on snowball (Tusk). If you dominate another creep while the rest is inside the snowball, you can dominate multiple creeps. Got pushed by a horde of NC in 15 minutes.
Dotabuff: https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2907753151
Demonstration: http://plays.tv/video/58755c6275f4cd0ba8/-hotd-bug-abuse
>>165242169
who care...
>>165242243
who care for grammer
man fucking power creep is ridiculous
Icefrog tries to baseline around "ridiculously fucking imba" being the standard for heros
And yet some heros are left in the dust
>won 20 out of my last 25
>dota is boring and unchallenging
>...because i'm playing in like...sub2k shitters bracket
when do i get out of this bracket where people don't know how to play? like, at least 3k.
>>165242359
who care...
>>165242516
when you realize you are complete trash at the game and your understanding of dota is wrong
>>165242580
i actually dont lose in this bracket anymore. how many games do i have to win in a row to get into high skill
It's rough looking at your own games and thinking "Man if only I didn't feed, if only I had more CS, and if only I didn't fucking suck, I woulda won this game"
>>165242713
feels bad man
im going to marry drow ranger
hello?
>>165243434
dotards?
>>165243434
no, daed gaem
a touching story about nonwhite problems which many of you dota players may identify with
>get opressed by your favela of a nation by the way of Shitskin Special, the macho culture
>this makes you insanely gigatriggered when encountering Western Anime
>try to play some Dota 2 to forget about your numerous problems
>in an unpredictable stroke of bad luck, the Owner of that "game" is a known member of /mlpol/ cabal
>whisper to thirdieself "jus't cant take a break", as you are a subvocalizer as well
The End
tfw 2-12 w/l with morph
i just don't get the hero
>he Allowed himself to be gigatriggered to such an extent he needed a Global Rule instituted to erect a safespace for him from those who Blow The Fuck Out of his brown "person"
>while playing (not simply watching) a shitskin containment dot exe directed by a known Western Anime watcher
>>165217805
>sample size = 2
>i..it's totally correlated guys! It's a pattern!
>be an insecure thirdie
>whine to moot so hard he caves in and creates a new Global Rule just so you can have a site-wide safespace erected
>decide to check out that cool game of DoTA 2 in a cabina once
>turns out the owner of the company which created it is [For] a cartoon that shibbolethed you, and many of the employees behind the game are Western Anime affiliates as well
Foiled yet again!
>he lashes out in insecurity fueled anger against yottabased Western Anime in a way only a shitskin, a slave to the macho culture present in his favela of a nation, can
this really wew'd my laddehs
why did people start playing mid rubick again?
I typed "status" in console every single game for the last 40 something games I played so that I could measure the ping of all 10 players. On average the number of peruvians I get per game on US East is 5.085, when converted to a percentage that is about 56.5% of the players I got queued with total. In 35 games I did not have even one single game without a Peruvian in it. Over 62% of the time there is 5 or more Peruvians in a given game.
>thread so dead nobody bothers replying since there are only 3-4 posters anyways
>ponyfags comprise half of the unique posters
were fucking dead boys
>>165244273
>american sleep hours
>european work hours
Why does everyone, including my own team, get mad at me when I play Naga Siren
>>165244408
>pick hero that actually cannot do anything but drag out the game and slowly pressure opponents
Nobody actually likes 1.5h long games
>>165241909
Japs play Dota?
>>165241909
Japan server rocks. I go there to spam desu and senpai and nani.
>>165244408
>team get mad at me when I play Naga Siren
There is multiple reasons to this:
Need secured early farm for radiance (16min~) so weak against early agression. She can farm lane under pression if you can micro illusions tho.
Takes a lot of time/items to come online (35min). Cannot involve in much fight cause must 6 slots asap.
Gold vacuum. Illusion + radiance eat up everything on the map. If you play her correctly two lanes should be constently pushed out and it's -2 lanes for the team to farm.
People hate that kind of hero who require special care and eat all the farm to win from split push.
>>165244460
>Nobody actually likes 1.5h long games
Bullshit. Since octarine she reach her peak way earlier.
>>165245191
Pushing out 2 lanes means that the enemy jungle is ready to be farmed. There is always enough farm on the map for everyone desu. There is no such thing as a farm vacuum
>>165245127
>go play at Japan server
>putanginamo
>wkwkwkwkwkwwkk
>la
Nani?!
>the alt-right picks a guy with mountains of dirt on him
>he gets BTFO by embarrassing leaks every month
Is this the saviour of america?
>>165243902
Miracle or W33 played him in a pro game, plus now he has some good talents.
>>165245191
Sure, she may reach her peak but that doesn't mean the game ends before an hour. She keeps constant lane pressure so the enemy team can't make a move unless they win a fight.
But she also gets destroyed by any real carry so she can't take direct fights.
And so the game progresses until someone fucks up.
>>165245450
But why? Fast lvl 6 is nice, sure. But after that there's barely anything there for him. At best you can get a blink+aghs fast but at that point Rubick has pretty much reached or is near maximum potential. Feels like wasted core.
>>165245191
>>165245276
did someone say tinker?
>>165245521
If the lane is pushed, just kill their tower. There is no such thing a farm vaccum.
>>165245276
>There is always enough farm on the map for everyone
If you let them get it. A Naga with BoT/Manta can almost farm the entire map.
I have a strange bug where all servers show as 1k+ ping when I'm choosing servers, but my ingame ping is around 40-60 on my closest server (EUW). It's more annoying than anything else, but it's gotten me kicked from PUGs even after I've explained the bug.
Valve did have some fix related to this ages ago (servers showing wrong ping) but it did nothing for me. Any tips?
>>165245518
core rubick can be anywhere from badInvoker to goodInvoker, depending on how much good spells enemy team has to steal
>>165230881
Mark Blyth "Austerity: The History of a Dangerous Idea"
>>165245457
>she also gets destroyed by any real carry
True unless you can kite them. Thus why you kind of want to win this attrition war rather quickly by killing supports and 3 lane pushing asap with octarine.
>>165245713
just tp out its a beta relax TI5 just ended
>asians are the most powerful race in the world
MERLINI BLITZ WINTER LUMI AND GODZ BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjVyM2tajA
i miss gents lads
>>165244408
>>165245191
>Song of the Cockblock
>-60 second respawn
i have so much earwax is my ear
>>165246321
mail it to me
when was the last time you posted something unironically?
do you even remember?
>>165246652
omg lad, all i post is unironically
strange times we live in, poor us, robots
fucking normies man
it's been so long, tfw no gf, so sad, im so sad i wish people would feel sorry for me
im a victim and oppressed
>>165239108
>icefrog still sitting in the slowly warming pot
top kek
how come girls who play with dildos and vibrators 24/7 are considered cute and just expressing their sexuality but if a boy plays with fleshlights 24/7 its disgusting and considered worse than child rape?
>>165246868
i dont know
how come boys who play with dildos and vibrators are considered pedos/child rapists
social justice when
>>165246868
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
singsing gets 4.7k viewers
that's four point seven thousand people.
I remember when he used to pull 18~22k viewers easily, what went wrong dotards?I think it's because he plays shitty party ranked and not solo
>>165246191
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY WAIFU'S VOICE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165247172
where are her nipples
>>165241909
Also Japan here. I dunno what you're talking about, plenty of people play, but they're all fucking chinks and pinoys
IRANGELIKE THE WIND
Last 30 Days 578,156.0 -15,764.6 -2.65% 969,426
IBREAKTHE WIND
"I'm a big guy for you." - Pudge
>>165247846
>>165246698
yeah wtf normies are actually lying here?
>>165247164
>washed up has been
>nazi mods with locked chat
>boring compared to other streamers like bulldog or arteezy
>>165248324
>skadooosh gg we lost go end is much better than tuturu and xaxaxaxa cuck
good bait underage
>>165248324
all 3 of them are shit
what's the name of this meme, PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW!
>>165195759
>look up WESG teams
>not a single USA or canadian team
uhhh, NAtards?
>>165248942
>attending honeypot lans
>>165249008
stay irrelevant then. You aren't winning ti or a major anyway.
>>165249062
america already won the only TI that mattered
>>165248701
le epic fingered meme xDD
I only play now for bot matches and arcade games, which 7.00 severely fucked up anyway
>>165249153
yeah 2 years ago. I already forgot about it because america is so irrelevant now that I never see them play. But oh well how great for them. Being non-existent must be great.
>>165249153
>we mattered and sheeeeeit
i miss when doto was popular
>>165249775
>win the only TI that matter
>get about before the bubble pops
kek, i bet you will be bragging about this TI that no one watches and has a small prize pool. have fun with an irrelevant TI in a dying game fag. everyone else who matters is already moving to other games while your stuck in league of HotS
>he still posts on 4chan which is objectively BadReddit in every way
Literally doing it for free
>>165250043
EG popped the bubble with their boring dota obviously
what the fuck? why is every pro streaming today? Jerax, cr1t, zai, w33, fata etc.
when is this shit game going to get fixed
i want my 6.88 back. i want those shitty talents and runes and shrines removed. i want my map reverted.
why did this happen WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
only streams worth watching right here
>>165250612
quack
>pick visage
>win games
>>165250657
>>165250612
Let's
GET
QUACKIN'
>>165250686
because of posters like yourself, redditors have become an improvement to this site
>>165250612
>Posting Luna while asking why this happened
>>165250627
>following ppd's slut
embarassing
>tfw you hit 3033 mmr and can play without the dread of dropping back to 2k.
>>165251076
shes literally perfect tho
>>165251238
mooo
1-2 fap to loli
3-4 fap to rape
5-6 fap to thicc ebony
7-8 fap to imagination
9 go to sleep
0 play dota
>>165251473
>fap to rape
sick bastard. i hope you die soon
>just watched a carry omni meme on a jug and monkey kang
>>165250783
>because you dont swallow any diarrhea valve puts out, people who swallow diarrhea without thinking twice are an improvement
>>165251238
QUICK SPRINT.
Also, she's not PPDs slut anymore, she moved to Japan to "find herself" or whatever the weaboos are calling it these days.
Out of my way! I need to be irrelevant starting at 20 minutes and nothing can stop me
>>165251806
how do people even move like that
dont they have debts to pay or uni degrees they're getting, or a job they need to do before career advances further
And in case you have non of that, how do you even get accepted into Japan if you are just a useless piece of shit neet
how do you just 'move'
>tfw in the bracket where nobody respects your lane call
this really angers me
what do i do...
i pick a hero for a specific lane or jungle and some asshole on my team decides he can do it better for some god awful reason instead of going to an empty lane or something more suited for their hero. i just get mad as fuck and try to comprimise them for fucking my shit up
i just warded our entire jungle and the guy says "ok u can jungle" at like 5 minutes
what the fuck
>>165251896
>20
uh i can build a force staff in 10
>>165251934
People who "move to Japan" almost inevitably work as English teachers.
>>165251991
>"""""""'work"""""""" as English teachers
this is even worse
i hate people who just take an easy way in life
what japan can't have japs teach english or what, they ought to look into that and throw away the useless (d)weebs who go there, because of animemes, half of them probably don't even learn japanese and just speak english to everybody - scum and trash people
>>165252135
Japan is paradoxical in that trying to get blue or white collar work as someone distinctly non-japanese is a useless effort. The Japanese are distinctly but sublimely racist towards just about everybody.
What they do is tolerate english, because they want to send their children to american schools or work with american businesses. And in that domain, being taught english by someone who appears as an outsider is considered a high privilege.
I am not kidding when I say all the weebs who go to Japan and get a job there are always teaching english. It's the only job Japan will tolerate them having at all.
our girl is streaming
>three out of five players on our team have picked
>im thinking offlane, can you go support?
>'ok' and picks omni
>then proceeds to buy one ward and just farm
>we lose
>>165251238
BETWEEN THE PLANES
>>165252449
they still require certification though right?
I understand that it isnt difficult to achieve, but it still takes time to do the program.
>>165250612
how do you fix which is not broken?
>>165252135
>what japan can't have japs teach english or what
japs cant speak english worth a fuck
>>165253316
>tfw I want to go to japan
I'm not even a weeb
>>165252864
Soe hasn't streamed in months
>>165253316
>your average bandwagon hopper
fixed
>>165253184
>they still require certification though right?
Its big business in Japan. And Japanese corporations control just about every regulatory agency. There are always "expedited/on site/accelerated" accreditation programs that take a fraction of the time they could anywhere else.
Just google "teach english in japan" or watch something that tells you how awful it is to actually do it for anything more than a year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0YHo_U4Ufc
jesus we move so slow dammit
>>165253439
>implying
she's /owg/'s girl, now
>>165253491
Make 100k$ or more a year and have time for the family
Thats all
>>165253854
im talking about just having sex not starting a family.
>>165253491
Someone needs to sit down with you and tell you how awful japanese and chinese women are
>>165253832
She'll always be my girl regardless of what game(s) she's involved with.
>teammate picks this hero
>open up report tab, check "intentionally feeding" box to save time late
>end of the game, they have been useless and fed all game like crazy people
>>165253961
>Not mention of korea
Yeah because japanese women dont do the same that korean women
>>165254101
t. enigma
kek I thought zai was playing dk at a glance
>>165253961
you wont get a japanese wife with that attitude
Is wesg even worth watching?
>>165253369
That looks like your average run of the mill urban area
you're a weeaboo harry
>ATLiens
Maximum Comfy
>>165254209
No one cares about korea
their current politics makes trump look like little leagues, and no one is giving a fuck
>2017 no cute dragon hero
>>165254101
magic ember if you talking about new trends
>lmao i just use three remnants to kill support and then get stunned and die
jungling midas shadowblade furion is immortal classic though and it never ceases to amaze me how useless hero can be with that much farm
>have to play hour long games with mongoloids because you cant surrender
>getting fountain camped
>supposed to get to level 20 somehow
nice """game"""
>-15,051.4 -2.53%
in the first week of 2017
maybe this will help me stop playing
>>165255187
why would people play some nerd videogame on their week off and not drink themselves to death
>>165255032
>losing
>any attempt at a comeback is just shut down by outright better play
>Enemy can't or won't just push
>still in the game juuuust enough so your team thinks they can win but it's only a .01% chance
Slow deaths are the worst.
>>165255480
winning those games is the bestest especially if you didnt have cancer heroes defending
>>165255187
when lunar event drops and the percentage goes to ~+7% can you please kys
I'm a spectre main and someone picks my spectre. What hero do I get then?
JerAx playing support monkey lul
>>165255942
Core Mankey King literally just wins lane, loses game. He becomes a giant Q bot after 10 minutes.
Meanwhile support mankey kang has a trading passive, scouting, and ambushing
>>165256179
>zero cc
at least support riki can silence
>all the successful tournament players have low viewers
>sing has more than Jerax and Zai
thinking.
>>165256259
>conveniently ignores Q
>>165256179
This is what /vg/ really believes
core MK can rape almost anyone that is inside his ult, he rapes a sven with god strenght since he will get stunned by the bashers
>>165256259
People play support veno and he's a BadBeastmaster Boar if his ult is on cooldown
>play korean mmorpg
>create female character
>still act like real man
>niggers get catfished
>play dotards 2
>use cute boy anime profile picture
>nigger weebs get catfished
when will this meme end
>>165257416
>/vg/
>that spacing
>818,399 Peak.
Holy FUCK. Do you think Icefrog regrets 7.00?
>>165257416
>buys ghost scepter
nothing personal kid
>>165257585
hey girl
Protip: It is not worth it 99% of the time to read posts of 3 or more lines.
This message brought to you by a level 76 grandmaster shitposting master
>>165257664
icefrog was fired years ago anon
>>165257664
>21% more players CURRENTLY playing than the average for last 30 days
Y'all niggas wanna see a real dead game? Go queue up for Battleborn.
That shit was dead on arrival.
>>165257585
>create female character
>act like a real man
don't think so jimmy
>>165257920
no? dota 2 has lost 200k players since 7.00.
>>165254915
its simple
be farming hero that relies on his heavy farm to buy items fast that have impact
buy midas instead
????
b-b-but I get lvl 2 ult 45 seconds faster and lvl 3 ult 2 minutes faster xdd
>>165258017
retard.
>>165258017
>no? dota 2 has lost 200k players since 7.00.
What
>>165257938
it's their fault for releasing the same game in the first month of overhype
>>165256179
>>165256259
you're both half right
a support monkey is shit, but a pos 3 roaming monkey that starts in the offlane can put tons of preassure on the lane, and its VERY easy to rotate a mid up there or a support up for easy killings.
then once he gets some levels he can roam around when they want to farm/gank mid/gank enemy offlaner if he's still in lane, and after that his ult becomes a huge zoning tool for taking objectives/punishing enemy team for commiting, or if you snowball you can even get yourself a basher/abyssal + bkb and go ham in fights on enemy carry unless you're fighting a troll, and even then you can control him for quite some time with abyssal + ulti soldiers bashing untill his bkb runs out
a safelane monkey works in the sense that he can absolutely demolish most common offlaners by himself, and then join with his team with an early echo vanguard basher and be super tanky and go ham in fights even earlier than a offlane monkey
>>165257664
>Bangs Chinese women for API keys, has tens of millions of dollars in bets from rigging pro games, sniffs cocaine off Gabe Newell's asshole and meanwhile has his new pet ass-kisser Bruno 'r/dota2's guy' Carlucci browse reddit suggestions for balance changes while his old ass-kisser wykrhm communicates with reddit mouthbreathers
>regrets
Only true regret he had was not selling his soul sooner.
>>165254915
offlane furion is the shit and i only got better with this patch though
>>165258457
it*
>>165257938
>>165258604
>+6% gain
ALIVE GAME!
>>165258604
+6% means it's alive.
Meanwhile dotas numbers are plummeting
So what's the secret to getting out of the 5k bracket when 90% of the time you get matched with people with 1000 mmr below you
>>165259117
Be really really good
alot of games
>>165257585
what do you mean catfished?
>>165259117
Pick Donkey Kong, the monkey king
>>165259173
when somebody thinks a dude on the internet is actually a girl
>>165259078
how is +20% current players over the average """""""""plummeting"""""""""" numbers?
do you not understand basic maths dedgame shitter?
>>165259238
they're only ironically pretending that. Nobody really thinks that
do you guys know more normie games aside from csgo or dotards two?
>>165259486
2K mah nigguh
>>165259367
>nobody really thinks that
have you ever tried playing tf2 with girl profile picture?
shit works everytime
>>165257664
im guessing they put some redditor in charge who made them "make dota suitable for a wider audience" and now icefrog is going to have to pick up the pieces
>>165257664
>nerfing the normie farmy carry strat
>good idea
luna is the most attractive dota woman
>>165258604
12k to 2k in a month
my sides
I measured the ping of the players in my last 35 US East games
I typed "status" in console every single game for the last 40 something games I played so that I could measure the ping of all 10 players, I have screenshots in that imgur album.
Here are my takeaways:
Over 90% of people with over 110 ping are Peruvian. Of the remaining fraction, about 1/4 are people in north-america with really bad ping, and 3/4 are other off-continent foreigners.
On average the number of peruvians I get per game on US East is 5.085, when converted to a percentage that is about 56.5% of the players I got queued with total (not counting myself.) My pie chart is actually incorrect because I have it as a 5.09/10 instead of 5.09/9. On US West I got on average 2.1 Peruvians per game.
In 35 games I did not have even one single game without a Peruvian in it. I had 2 games on US West with no Peruvians.
Over 62% of the time there is 5 or more Peruvians in a given game.
For reference, my MMR varied between 3.3K and 3.6K during this time, and almost all the games were played in ranked all pick (3 or 4 exceptions.)
This server has a serious problem and it needs to be fixed.
>>165260390
>year of our lord two thousand and seventeen
>icefraud exists
do you still believe in the easter bunny as well?
>>165260489
>he likes scottish girls
pukinganimegirls.jpg
>>165260720
>le icefraud is le good guys meme
>>165260715
im impressed the point that you still have time for this
>>165260757
so you are delusional
thanks for clarifying
new thread when
>400 friends
>only 8 online playing dotards
hey
>>165260715
White people play in stacks you retard
>being a solo queue thirdie
>thinking mmr matters for anything
>>165260945
>19 memes early
FOR FREE
>>165260715
trust me buy an account now
5k games is far different than 3k, there's no way to remove toxic and retard players but you will get a good games 70% of the time unlike 3k 5core no courier line ups. It is still depend to you if you want to adjust picks base on your team comp or spam core which is bit hard in a VHS bracket
unless you're in a shadowpool
BANE?
>>165258604
well maybe if someone had given me a fucking BETA KEY WHEN I WANTED ONE
h1z1h Kotk did twitch stream advertising right
>>165260945
why so early
>>165241909
Can I queue up with you bro? 4k SEAmonkey here.
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