/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>wearing the same thing 2 days in a row

>tfw exhibitionist but too shy to fuck in public so you go on agdq to fondle each other on stream

Reminder that theres nothing wrong with using Emulators as a speedrunning category

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>>165144708
fat fucks at that

Can someone genuinely tell the staff to ban those two people in the crowd?

BAN THESE FAT ATTENTIONWHORES

>>165144563
Pink onesie is a guy, right?

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>>165144708
>not speedrunning laundry

Just tuned in. WTF is going on in the stream?!!!

>>165144803
You can't bad marathonmonsters dude they're paying our bills.

how do i get a cute pink gf

>>165144792
Only the most accurate emu should be allowed. And only for memegames

this autist stroking his beard makes me so fucking mad

>>165144861
Foreplay Done Quick 2017

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I haven't watched AGDQ at all this year

I have heard there has been drama and/or bannings or some shit?

Can someone fill me in on what the fuck is going on?

As thanks in advance here is a cute bird

>>165144923
Peel a random girls skin off.

>>165144950
poor hotell staff. Those rooms must look like warzones after all the partying and orgies

>>165145020
Some autist shit stirrer dindu nuffin got banned for breaking rules

Is that a girl on the stand alone chair to the right of the couch

>>165145020
trannies m8 it's all coming up trannies

>>165145020
Back to /v/ with you gossiping teenage girls.

>>165145094
looks like a guy to me

>>165145104
What is it about playing games quickly that attracts mental illness?

>>165145020
bonesaw banned for actually having too much fun
not even joking

i want to wash roll's stinky feet!

>>165144847
wong is a pedo?

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Runner is a trumpete. Lets bet how long till he gets himself banned.

>>165145178
??????????????

>>165145178
How? What happened?

>>165145218
:3

>>165145231
Well he's not just literally breaking rules here, and I don't think he has a history of making death threats, so we'll see

>>165145218
>>165145271
retards

how to get roll gf

how to get roll gf

>>165145238
Bonesaw and his couch called for the audience to tweet at Owen Wilson and Air Canada and accidentally said fuck a couple times during his legendary SGDQ16 Jak and Daxter run.

>>165145218
*uncurls dick*

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>>165145197
A predator on the run yes. Please call your local police office if you have a clue on his current location.

>>165145131
nobody knows my man. I personally believe it's a mixture of manchildren, poor social skills, repetitive activities and social predators that have combined into this slough of mentally ill freaks.

>>165145371
Happen to have the fanart version?

Are there lots of trannies in /srg/ aswell?

>>165145386
The fact that you think you are better means that you should just leave and stay in reddit where normalfags like you belong.

>>165145197
>Is [asian man] a pedophile?

>>165145371
Where does one acquire your own loli?

>>165145428
Dunno, but there's plenty attentionwhores.

>>165145471
Dunno, I'm republican

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>>165145410
Which one?

>>165145449
>fact
???
this is why people know you're mentally ill m8

>>165145428
You missed the cardcaptor tetris run. 3 trannies, one playing and two on the couch

>>165145574
thank god the Emerald run put me to sleep

>>165145551
The one with our boy asking the girl to stop rubbing him

Imagine being such a crybaby that you're offended by men in dresses.

>no max payne
>no latest mario kart
>no overwatch
>no poe
>no d3

>>165145690
>overwatch speedrun

how?

>>165145678
muh family values

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>>165145638
Here
>>165145635
Pokemon was a comfy run. Very nice to go to sleep to at the end. That perfect nature Rayquaza that took no damage was such a good roll.

>>165145678
imagine posting such low tier bait

>>165145678
There's a huge leap between a man in a dress and a man in a dress expecting to be called a woman.

>>165145678
You mean women in dresses

>>165145678
I don't care about dragqueens. that's their business. I do however have a problem with society promoting mental illness by claiming that mutilating your genitals and injecting hormones is a completely normal thing and actually changes your gender.
Because it's plain wrong

>>165145760
>>165145767
>>165145770
>>165145786

Less than 2 minutes and 4 mad replies already.

God damn you guys are weenies. You can't make this shit up.

>donkey kong trilogy and gta at fucking 3am for eu
>paper mario at 3am
>batman arkham city at 3am
>super mario sunshine and ff at 3am

nice global programming you fucking na shits

>>165145678
imagine being such a lefty you endorse mental illnesses

>>165145678
Offended rightwingahs literally killed all the fun at GDQ. Never again you will see werster as misty and trihex as slightly whiter trihex on agd couch having fun.

>>165145690
>>no max payne
SAD

>>no overwatch
how?

>>165145742
I liked pokemon until the story ended and it was just a boring grind through the Elite Four. That put me to sleep

>>165145825
It's literally the opposite of what you said.

In an effort to make the marathons more of a safe space, all fun has been disallowed.

>>165145816
Imagine being a 4chan shitposter who thinks they're qualified to diagnose a mental illness.

>>165145814
>JUST LET ME HAVE THE FINAL SAY! PLEASE!

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>>165145815
Yeah the schedule is ass. They know their big hitters but they still put them in a timeslot where only NA will watch them instead of both NA+EU.
It's almost like the staff is actively trying to cripple their events moneyflow.

>>165145871
overwatch you speedrun rage-at-team%?

>>165145905
why arent you following the reddiquette?

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>>165145814
>mad

>>165145939
like you're doing right now?
hmmm :thinking: hmmm

>>165145905
imagine being a 4chan shitposter who thinks they're qualified to diagnose who can diagnose a mental illness

>>165145904
Stay in reddit
You won
Stay there
Get over it

>>165145767
>>165145786
>>165145816
>people so offended by trannies they pretend to care about the mentally ill.

>>165145825
>Offended rightwingahs literally killed all the fun at GDQ
I didn't know safe spaces, tranny promotion etc were right wing issues

>>165145690
>poe
>start speedrun, server shit iself, 300ms ping
>game constantly crashing or ping freezing, always resulting in death
>"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..."
>"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..."
>"We are having a sale on all these shit mtx..."
>people spamming le toucan

actually might be alright

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>>165146026
What

>>165145724
>>165145871
id just like to see overwatch ofc its not fit for the event
maybe if they add a little singleplayer or a tiny story in then it could be run

sorta similar with the arpgs but at least there you could do it and it would be fun like doing all acts or something

>>165145948
exactly cuz its super clear that around those times are the big hitters or at least pretty interesting ones compared to a lot of the trash
its just really annoying like put it at midnight or something thats fine for eu

especially with a lot of like mediocre runners those big hitters become more important to check out so it sucks harder the times are so gay

>>165146030
/pol/ actually believes that though. They are really this offended and manipulated this easily.

>>165146030
t. tranny

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>>165145948
>europoors complaining about time slots
AGDQ is run by superjews, they know exactly what their doing. You will just have to wait for the EU marathon...oh wait

it's shit

Ever notice how people trying to save trannies from their "mental illness" don't care about any other mental illnesses?

They only care about the one that threatens their masculinity.

>>165146060
Those are all nonissues that you blow up in your mind and then get triggered at.

>>165146030
>>165146091
>care about the mentally ill.
depends on your definition of "care" I guess but I do think they deserve help and I'll gladly pay taxes for mentally ill people to get the treatment they deserve. in my mind that means I care.
But mutilating your genitals and injecting hormones doesn't change your XY chromosomes to XX or vice versa. it's plain wrong and I won't pretend that's not the case just because I'll hurt someones feelings

>>165146156
I have noticed that!

>>165146156
now that you mention it :thinking: ...

>I'm such a warrior for mental illness!
>Well, not all mental illness, just gender dysphoria!

>>165146156
A BULLET in the HEAD of all DISGUSTING TRANNY FREAKS

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Fuck this shovelware is boring and the commentary voices are even worse.
At least post Megaecchi instead of triggering the /pol/acks.

imagine if most of the runs were actually good i wouldnt have to listen to you guys constantly be so correct when discussing the topics of mental illness, gender dysphoria and political ethics

>>165146156
Who the fuck wants to save trannies? I want them gone for good.

>>165146000
I am none of those posters you quoted before. Just pointing out you get answers and then have nothing to argue back with other than "weenies". I'll stop arguing with you now so if you wish you can end this exchange with you replying or leave it.

>>165146156
>don't care about any other mental illnesses?
no I think they all deserve treatment so I do care.
the thing is Anorexia for example isn't considered normal or even a good thing and being promoted in our society today the way trangenderism is

Holy shit, the leftmost dude is obnoxious. Someone should tell him.

>>165146085
ew no OW is trash

>>165146363
Why do you assume that there's only one person who disagrees with you?

>>165146403
i dont care it would just be fun to see it for 30 mins you know

>>165146403
Game Of The Year :^)

how the fuck can you even consider transgenders mentally ill? illnesses are by definition something that affects you in a negative way, trannies seem to be happy.

>>165146438
try twitch, there's probably a stream or two going on

>>165146319
Oy vey goy, male sexual urges are disgusting, reported

>>165146517
>seem to be happy.

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>>165146431
holy fucking shit the other anon was tight, he actually needed the last reply

>>165146535
i like it displayed on a big event duh
btw shut up i dont actually care

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>>165146156
Other mentally ill people dont typically try and assert that they are not in fact mentally ill. It has nothing to do with masculinity you fucking degenerate, breaking down gender roles undermines the culture our civilization is based on. No other mental illness does this.

>>165146156
Really makes you think
But all jokes aside, they're also the kind of niggers who don't believe in mental ilnesses (hurr durr just cheer up depression isn't real) except when they can be used to further their agenda

>>165146578
>he needs the last reply
>i'm superior because i don't! I can easily just walk away
>replies
hmmm

>>165146554
They're mostly just unhappy that almost everyone hates them and treats them like subhumans.

Really, that's primarily the reason. Much more so than the "being in the wrong gender" thing.

>>165146517
trangenderism is a mental illness
>trannies seem to be happy.
so happy tthey're jumping of bridges

>"Transgender people face alarmingly high risk of suicide"
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/16/transgender-individuals-face-high-rates--suicide-attempts/31626633/

>>165146607
>Everyone I disagree with is the same person

>>165146664
>so happy tthey're jumping of bridges
depression is an illness, being transgender is not.

>>165146604
>breaking down gender roles undermines the culture our civilization is based on
oh boy

>>165146156
>We don't want to kill trannies!

>Trannies are mentally ill
>Hitler was right
>Hitler killed the mentally ill

Ruh roh

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>>165146578
It's hilarious

>>165146664
Gee i wonder why they kill themselves while people are so accepting of them and totally don't treat them like monsters/mentally ill people

>>165146642
>other dude was right
I'm not him m8 and you proved him right. it's quite hilarious 2bh

>>165146748
>another (You)
but yeah, you definitely don't need the last word or anything

you'll reply to me again though

>/srg/ kids just can't stop talking about cosmo even after months of not speedrunning
Man must suck to be that young and have your favourite letsplayer actually make the memes around him real. I bet it shattered all the kids little worlds in here and they STILL are busy picking up the shards of their egos.

>>165146794
this is just getting sadder and sadder. you know what, anon? i'm starting to feel bad about this. picking on the handicapped kid just isn't very satisfying. instead, i'm going to brighten up your life a little. i'm going to be that one shining ray of light in your bleak existence.

i will let you have the last word.

so come on, let me have it. make it count. i'll gladly take it if it means you'll experience the sweet taste of victory for once in your life, and you can go to bed knowing you achieved something.

>>165146745
They have a bigger hugbox than I ever will have.

>>165146794
I'll reply to you though :^)

>>165146712
>being transgender is not.
trans and gender dysforia (dysmorphia?) is a mental illness

>>165146745
nah they kil themselves since when their delusion is satiated and they've mutilated themselves they realise they're still not happy and will never be the other sex for real and this realisation makes them kill themselves.
trust me if Cosmo doesn't get the help he deserves he will be dead in a few years

>>165146748
Don't try to argue with this person, he wont believe since he thinks we are rusing him, just let him think he is some person who can see through ruses at all times

>>165146852
man you replied again, I really am shocked

really!
>>165146872
it's okay, anon. he can't resist

So having a dick and claiming to be a girl is fine but I can't be cat because I don't have a tail?

Ummmmmmm???

>>165146894
>trans and gender dysforia (dysmorphia?) is a mental illness
no, it isn't. it does not affect the individual negatively. it is by definition not an illness, you uneducated dullard.

>>165146910
fair enough.

>>165146712
A normal person's gender is the same as their biological sex.

If a person believes their gender is different than the norm, they have a disorder.

Whether or not it is harmful is up for debate, but to say it isn't a disorder is wrong.

>>165146958
>it does not affect the individual negatively

Then why do they kts so much

>>165146854
On tumblr maybe, possibly on some politically correct media (but also tokenism is a thing and it's a form of discrimination like others) but not in the bigger scale IRL

>>165147007
Isn't one of the criteria for being a disorder demonstrable harm?

>>165147027
>Then why do they kts so much
because they are depressed for not being liked and recognized as what they are.

depression is a mental illness that may lead to suicide.

>Onii-sama

Kreygasm

>>165146958
yes it is a mental illness and yes it affects them negatively

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>when a male friend near you starts painting his nails
oh boy xD

>>165147128
no, it's not.

>A mental disorder, also called a mental illness[1] or psychiatric disorder, is a diagnosis by a mental health professional of a behavioral or mental pattern that may cause suffering or a poor ability to function in life

how does being transgender cause suffering to the individual or a loss in the ability to function in life?

by definition it is not a mental illness and nothing you post will change that fact. stop embarrassing yourself, you troglodyte.

>>165147105
this

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>>165146958
>>165147107
>this is what sjws actually believe

>>165147083
Then if their happiness ultimately relies on them being accepted by everyone across the globe they are fucked, because that's not gonna happen.

A shame, really.

tranny discussions done quick

Tranny enablers have a lot to answer for when all these (potentially) normal white guys who got tricked start hitting their 30s and 40s, realize it's not so cute anymore and that they've permanently destroyed their physique and brain chemistry

Hey guys, do you like Megaman Legends?

http://time.com/4424589/being-transgender-is-not-a-mental-disorder-study/

lol

>>165147249
kek

>>165147289
protomagicalgirl

>>165147207
>and nothing you post will change that fact
no as I've said before I understand that society is doing it's utmost to claim that trannies aren't mentally ill. (in this we are doing them even more harm)
>Transgender identity is considered a mental illness by WHO (World Health Organisation). But that may soon change.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-transgender-mental-illness-classification-20160729-story.html

However as I've said they are the gender they were born with and nothing they do surgically or hormonally changes that, they literally hate themselves and what they really are. They are not well and need treatment. No wonder they're depressed

>>165147219
It doesn't, though. Homosexual people are far from accepted by everyone across the globe, but their suicide rates have been significantly reduced in the western world due to more widespread social acceptance.

>>165147289
I hate it as much as modern capcom but I gladly see nostalgia wank talk about it instead of fucking /pol/ shitting on the carpets everywhere.

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>>165147359
>>165147296
>"chicagotribune" vs time.com

lol

>>165147418
Homosexuality and transgenderism is not even close to the same.

>yfw to intelligent too get involved in epistemological and ontological discussions on transgenderism.

>>165147490
You're pretty smart

I would describe this as positive discrimination. This is a debated issue. I think an argument for it is that when a group of people have been negatively discriminated again for such a long time, and continue to be in the present, we try to balance the scales in two ways.
The first is by stopping the discrimination (obviously) which is what you're proposing.
The second is with positive discrimination, where we support and even give advantages to the group of people. This could be in the form of quotas (we have to hire X number of people from this group) or just in the form of encouragement. Similar to how when you see a disabled person doing something they've struggled to do, when we see someone like a woman enter a field which is traditionally male-dominated, we encourage that person because we would like to see more of that.
You might ask why might we want to see more of that? If you see everyone as equal it might not matter how many types of people you have. That's possible. But it might also be true that it's good to have a mixture of different people from different backgrounds. Especially in large communities.
I would argue that since something like GDQ is primarily young people, it can reach out to a lot of people who aren't sure about their abilities or identities. Women and girls are often one of those types of people. LGBT, the disabled, different ethnic minorities, etc, are other groups who've been similarly disadvantaged and could use encouragement.
Frustration can come when members of the 'normal', 'not disadvantaged' groups feel they're being sidelined despite perhaps having equal or higher skill than the 'special' group. I can understand this, and my argument above is the only thing which I'm using to justify this.
I'm happy to hear opposing views, however.

>>165147490
They're definitely comparable in the sense that the biggest danger to those groups of people is lack of social acceptance.

>>165147548
This

Cute = Trap = Fuck

Blablablabla labels politics blablabla = Tranny = Fuck off

>>165147359
Gregory Hartl, a spokesman for the WHO, said the ICD-10 doesn’t really list being transgender as a mental health disease — even if it is located in that chapter.

“The conditions in that block are not mental diseases, and gender incongruence is not classified as a mental disease — although that block is located inside the chapter ‘Mental and Behavioural Disorders,’” Hartl wrote in an email.

>a spokesman for the WHO
>says you're wrong

come back from that, poltard.

>>165147275
This. The tranny freaks will get what's coming to them when they start balding lmfao

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>>165147548
>too

>>165146958
>uneducated dullard.
>>165147207
>troglodyte.
holy shit. are you literally str8 outa tumblr?

>>165147615
didn't sub-vocalize a syllable of this post

Why are trannies so keen on telling everyone they're fucking trannies?

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>>165147639
C U C K

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>>165147653
thanks for the W

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>tfw pedos will never have people defending them this passionately

>only game I really want to see today is daikatana
>and mario sunshine but lol retard scheduling
Maybe I get positive surprised.

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>>165147807

>>165147807
Soon fellow pedosexual

>>165147639
did you even read the article I linked? It says that the WHO will change the definition and no longer consider trannies mentally ill. That's my point. Society is becoming more accepting over this issue due to feelings and social pressure but that doesn't make it normal. If you literally think you are not the gender you were born in you are ill in the head. now if that doesn't fit the definition for mental illness then I'm sorry but you're clearly not healthy because these people are not changing sex. They're surgically cutting up their genitals and injecting hormones because our technology has advanced so far that this is possible.. That's all they're doing though not becoming men or women

>>165147631
I don't agree. Homosexuality is just a matter of acceptance, I see no problems with it. Transgender people need to undertake a significant physical and hormonal change. Naturally they will be more prone to mental illnesses in the process.

I don't find it as black and white as "these are both choices made by the individual and if these choices are respected everyone will be happy."

I don't know, maybe I'm retarded.

>>165147807
Because acceptance of pedophilia necessitates harming children.

Trans people at worst can only hurt themselves as a result of their condition.

>>165147807
loli revolution

#wow #whoa

Well fuck you nazi sjws Im gonna fap to trap shit now.

>>165147615
>when we see someone like a woman enter a field which is traditionally male-dominated
50% female coal miners when?

Robocup has some sweet chiptune sounds

>>165147902
>Transgender people need to undertake a significant physical and hormonal change.
most trannies don't actually do HRT or plastic surgery, so no they don't "need" to, but i'm not sure what the issue is if they decide to. it's not like straight or gay people never get plastic surgery or never take hormones.

>>165147935
>Trans people at worst can only hurt themselves as a result of their condition.
they're literally hurting my wallet with their surgeries

>super mario brothers muhaylay
Is this the same fagnut that spammed shill lines instead of donations yesterday during turning test?

>>165147935
>Trans people at worst can only hurt themselves as a result of their condition

nope, because of them more and more people are becoming trans and even allowing their children to become trans

it may be even as harmful as pedophilia because it is largely seen as a progressive, good thing that we are allowing mutilation to children and the mentally ill

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>>165147878
>getting fake tits is a mental disorder

why don't you complain about that, polturd?

>>165148065
Oh well, guess I'm just an uneducated dude with opinions. Have a (You).

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i never watched katamari damacy

what am i in for

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Why are white men so awful at being a woman, while asians mastered it?

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Just woke up, can I get a briefing on all the breaking speeddrama deets around who has fucked who at the event so far?

>>165148272
fun

>>165148282
I wish every tranny was a cute kigugirl

>>165145119
get out cakeboi /srg/ has ALWAYS been speedceleb gossip

>>165148282
boredom

>>165148186
not being happy with your biological gender and then pretending you're something you're not after surgically and hormonally fucking up your body is mental illness*
ftfy

also I'm not a /pol/
>muh degeneracy neo nazi
so my main problem is I have to finance their delusions by paying for the hormones and surgey and I'm also expected to go along with their delusions and pretend that Bob is now a girl or vice versa.
If they finance it themselves (like women who get fake tits do) and mind their own business I won't mind.
It's still a mental illness and I'll still advice people against doing that to themselves since it's harming them and insted gettin the therapy and help they deserve (which I will gladly pay for through taxes) but if they pay for it themselves oh well have fun it's their life

>>165148483
Nice blog post

cronikeys?
more like
tranny, kys

isn't Katamari Damachi known for it's music? Why is it so low?

>>165148550
Obsessed freak posters need to die

>>165148573
Music has been low all marathon, they have retards doing the audio mixing. No surprise when this shitshow runs on nepotism.

Being transgender is a choice, not a mental illness. Much like homosexuality.

>>165148573
for some reason the commentary is favored over the game sound
normies get confused about speed tricks if their hand isn't held

>>165148651
I think you just triggered both sides. Kek

>>165148651
This

Gays are just perverted bisexuals

Get the soy

>>165148651
I'm stealing this

Get the soylent

Why is there no noise from the audience? Is the hype monitor broken?

>>165148272
A one hit wonder stretched out for way too many games.

confession:

i only bash trannies on srg because my life is shit and im a piece of shit failure, and hating on trannies is somehow comforting me and it makes me feel better

What's the plot of Katamari Damacy?

>>165148635
Not entirely true. I know for certain that the shovel knight race had awsome audio to listen to the music fine.
But yes whoever are in charge of audio are as incomeptent as the frauds who do setups. The game audio to max yesterday during monkey balls midrun was hilarious and sad.

>>165149169
at least you're not a tranny

>>165149109
crowd is too distracting from the runner/announcer, anyone making any audible noise will be removed from the main room for the remainder of the event

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>>165149169

Haha so that's why they call this game random!

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>>165149357

Why does he keep talking non-stop.

what's the couch for

>>165149442
sex appeal

Confession:

I don't really care about the treatment of transsexuals. I just enjoy seeing /srg/ triggered.

This is one of those speedruns that just looks like they're playing normally.

Do I have autsm ifg I feel extreme joy and comfort watching that ball grow?

>>165149442
eyecandy

>>165149536
You have trancer

>>165149536
no, i feel the same
t. not autist

>>165149442
So you /pol/kids stop talking gender politics holy fuck.

this is pretty good let's play

FUCKIGN AUDIO GUY THIS IS THE BEST SONG: RAISE THE FUCKING VOLUME

Why are runners generally so pessimistic

This guy literally sounds like he wants to kill himself everytime he sees his level run time.

I wanna see PoP sands of time ran again only this time actually fast and not by a guy constantly making mistakes

>>165149673
>I don't like a game, therefore it's not a speedrun.

/v/ is awful

This scream overlapping can't be normal, right?

>>165149536
It might. Fun fact, Katamari Damacy is actually used by some psychiatrists to diagnose autism spectrum disorders in teens and young adults. When getting tested for autism spectrum one of the possible recommended tests outlined by the American Psychiatric Association is to set the patient in front of this game and gauge their response to seeing the ball grow. Autism spectrum individuals will display extreme exuberance and focused intent while watching the ball grow, regardless of whether they are playing or just watching the game be played.

*huff* *huff*

>>165149715
audio guy probably got banned

>>165149834
source?

>>165149834
fuck now you're scaring me

>>165149834
sorce pls

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>>165149834
>Things I just made up for 500

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>greetings from germany

every fucking time

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>Greetings from Germany

Oh boy muhlay time for everything 10 times more obnoxious than the WAH shit during pokemon.

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>>165150101
>that forced autistic laugh from the crowd after every "joke"

i fucking hate these interviews so fucking much. the fucking meme computer was better than this

>great joke, we'll end with that

>>165150101
can you imagine being a melee fanboy? unironically believing melee is just as good as SF at the top level and that melee pro's are on the same level as sf pros

sad

>Fuzzyness
Fuck

Can you imagine being a little bitch like fuzzyness?

Imagine nuthugging sm64 and melee players while being shit at both games.

>Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

I haven't played this. Is it good enough to not watch the speedrun to avoid spoilers?

>Tr4sh poster
gross

If melee is a fighting game, why do they play on a kiddy controller instead of an arcade stick?

Even in Commiefornia I don't gt dev raids but how am I supposed to rank up? I see barely any players of my rank or higher. Shit's retarded.

>>165150436
The plot is extremely basic there's nothing to spoil really. The speedrun is great.

>>165150534
Because there is no arcade stick for Melee.

the gamesdonequick logo triggers me

>>165150608
thanks m8

>>165150598
Whoops, wrong general.

What was the bandai namco game on the right? The brown girl

heavy breathing

>>165150323
You shitpost the wrong way. I have big respect for every community that is not just jumping on the newest game and can play multiple. SF5 requires zero skill while melee has way too much arbitary input walls similar to old starcraft.

>Lets get some hype going for that
>Silence

>>165150534
Arcade sticks were designed to withstand the brute force of retard strenght from underaged boys.
They are far from the optimal input device and are only used because you either played in arcades most of your time or fall for shilling of overpriced plastic bricks.

who thought smash would be fun/good? shits so boring

>>165150980
Melee fanatics

>>165150753
not going to defend sf5, but it is still early days. melee is a meme man, there is no denying it. yes it requires skill and the top players could probably even succeed at the top level in any fighter if they applied themselves.

nothing wrong with playing melee seriously, just don't compare it with objectively more difficult games.

This guy is having fun.

BANNED

>>165151098
>early days
Game is over 2 years old with the open betas.

>>165150752
our girl maxina's favorite game god eater 2 rage burst

>nervous commentary
>talking to the game
>jittery

Is Fuzzy /ourguy/?

>>165151159
Oh that

Hunting games are boring

Good porn tho

>>165151098
>objectively more difficult games.
Which objective metric are you using?

What kind of loser gets obsessed over melee? What kind of fucked up upbringing do these people have?

>>165151145
yh early in it's life cycle. it's yet to be seen if it's going to be better or worse than 4

>>165151242
The taste of capcoms cock.

>>165151219
Fuzzyness is indisputably our boi

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>a name that gets you banned

>>165151309
Say that again and I will kill you.

>>165151242
depth of play at the highest level

>>165151283
Stay on eventscubs.

at least the guy is enjoying himself

>>165151384
What method did you use to measure "depth" ?

>come back home
>its a fuzzyness run

BASED OUR GUY IS SAVING THE ENTIRE DAY

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>>165151381
I said he's INDISPUTABLY our boi

wow, this is a very exciting let's play! i sure hope it's followed by an interview :^)

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>>165151384
>sf5
>any depth whatsoever

>>165151480
*disputes*
;P

>>165151420
Yeah he warmed his commentary up quickly.

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>I got trolled
>They trolled me
>This is where i get trolled
>I got rekt
>They rekt me
>Rekt
>Trolled

Dark messiah of might and magic has any connection with 3DO's might and magic series?

>>165151517
Unironically better than most runs so far

Reminder that you can not speedrun a game with any RNG in it.
Yes that includes Mario64 120 stars because coin RNG.

This guy is the eptiome of everything wrong with speedrunning

>RNG
>RNG
>RNG
>TROLLD
>TROLLED
>RNG
>RNG
>WR PACE IN A GAME LITERALLY NO PEOPLE SPEEDRUN
>WR PACE HERE GUYS
>RNG
>RNG
>TROLLED

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>>165151686
Spin-off, relation is in name only i think

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>>165151536

>>165151686
Only in name and lore(?) from what I know.
It's an awesome game though that really should get sequels. Really wonder why ubi hasnt done any seeing as it would fit into the modern AAA market.

>>165151692
no tbqh

>>165151447
trade secret

>>165151692
Rabbit shit is better than Dog shit

Still shit

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>Do a little dance

Anyone know how many people have actually been banned from the event this year?

******************speedrun******************

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>>165151865

>>165151803
is this guy real? he looks like his face got run over by a car

Fuzzyness is so shit omg. Ofc he chooses a cancer run full of allowed resets, autoscrollers and the same repetitive rest jigglypuffkill

>no fun allowed

>>165151954
And blames every single one of his fuck ups on "le RNG" and "Trolling"

He'd be the DSP of speedrunning, if Naegleria already didn't hold that title

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>""""it works""""

>>165151917
worse, he got run over by a tranny in tetris

Anyone else hate sissy anglo boys? Something isn't right in your society if sissy boys like fuzzyness can survive into adulthood.

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>>165151803

>smash speedruns

Holy shit I'm beyond bored

>>165151913
i want to _____ that bunny

>dat ass
%200 BANNED

>>165152190
roast

>>165152095
What's wrong with a society so advanced that the members get to stay comfy?
Third world shitters could get to this point too if they just put in a little work.

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>that awkward laughing

>>165152190
use like a fleshlight

>>165152095
the issue isn't sissys just beta cucks of which Fuzzy fits into the category.
You can be cute british and feminine without being a huge faggot

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>Hahahaha

Did the runner turn off the music or is the audio mixing of the tech crew this bad?

Fuzzyness is one of those autists that actually thinks he's pretty funny and smooth.
The worst kind of autist.

TROLL TROLL TROLLED!!!! HAHAHAHA

2nd letsplays at an adequate velocity

One more 'I got trolled' and I'm out

>tfw getting literally trolled

This is a really nice let's play!
:^)

>>165152408
jokes on you desu
he is funny and smooth plus he doesnt even have autism lol

>coming up claris trans reveal to the GDQ audience
can't wait desu

damn, rng trolled him hard on that stage

>>165152553
british accents doesn't automatically make him smooth u gotta look past it

>>165152190
get pegged by

Someone end this shit

>Wow I got trolled hahaha
>Terrible hitboxes hahahaha
>Doesn't matter this isn't a speedrun hahaha
>I'm going to die hahaha
>[autistic noises] hahahaha

>>165152695
hahaha

forget waterboarding just show isis this

>>165152653
Imagine being a Brit, and paying hundreds and hundreds of Albion shekels to attend this autistic self-gratification marathon full of unwashed, unhygienic autists spreading around Flu and God knows what other diseases

>>165152561
Wait what

>>165152747
Greetings from Syria, love seeing these runs bomb, kill the infidels.

>>165152747
think theyd realize that the west has already destroyed itself and that they were late to the punch

haha

>>165152695
He is literally gay

Got caught giving a guy a bj at an fgc tournament

>>165152747
they'd probably fap themselves to death

>>165152807
lmao

>check the new thread link in the previous thread
>notice the disgusting lack of trannyposting
>people talk about engines and shit
Only then I noticed that I was baited into /agdg/.

>>165152904
It's not gay if you wear a fox fursuit.

Why is Nicholas Cage reading the donations?

WAAAAAA

>>165152695
This guy is seriously the amalgamation of speedrunning autism

>I got trolled
>terrible hitboxes
>comon sakurai
>this is consistent (apparently isnt actually conssstent)
>running a meme category
>thinks hes funny but really its just cringe worthy.

>>165152904
sucking dick doesnt make you gay

>>165152827
underrated post

>>165145178
Holy shit, that's silly
Organizers seem to be overestimating the inertia of gdq

>female runner up next

Oh boy, I can't wait for the chat to be problematic again, sigh.....

>>165152967
you got trolled by rng there
haha

>>165152904
Only niggers and spics go to fgc

The only thing worse than a faggot, is a coalburning faggot.

>>165153092
You're baiting to hard desu man

>>165153092
>female
I thought Miles was next

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>>165152967
And that is why I will keep doing it.

Greetings from (country)! Long time (noun), first time (noun).

It's so (adjective) to see (game) broken for (cause)! (game) has been a childhood favorite, so it's nice to see it get totally (verb).

Put my (noun) to (verb)ing the (noun)s and (verb)ing the (noun)s. I'll (verb) another (noun) if the announcer (says my name correctly/reads this out loud/is a transvestite).

HYPE!

>>165153092
(((((female)))))

>>165153172
haha

>miles then programmingwithed
grab some coffee its about to shift into shitposting overdrive for a few hours

why is agdq callin her miles >.<"
misgendering in 2017 sigh :thinking:

*straps in pjs*
*roasts some fresh hipster coffee beans*
*vapes*
haha time for some tranny runs ex dee ex dee

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>>165153280

is he rickiortiz of speedrunning community?

is that person with purple hair a girl

>>165153124
>Only niggers and spics go to fgc
Which makes it even weirder that the /fgg/ gets /pol/fags too.

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I was supposed to sleep just one hour to not miss some decent games, Instead I slept 8 hours and woke up at 7pm