/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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Nth for actually talking about videogames.

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>>165120973

Who is your favorite female runner?

are there any girl runners this year

Where's our boi ZFG this year?

>speedrunning

>>165121073
imagine being this new

>>165121097
Is this some gay nerd porn? sauce?

>>165121097
>>165120973
2013 was truly kino.

how come all events after were so shit?

>>165121097
"SAY IT"

>>165121213
Because BANNED

>>165121213
became less about the community and more about offending the least amount of people and making the most amount of money

>>165121213
eatsports, too much money ruins everything

>>165121213
2013 video and audio quality was atrocious, and the runs were just as bad, but at least the people there were allowed to have some fucking fun every now and then.

>>165121097
>SS vs split

Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

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>>165121181
GDQ13 it's right there are you fucking blind god damn

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>Gets hit during bossfight
>Sensual groan

I hate all transphobes posting in these threads.

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>>165121431
Nani?

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>>165121263
>eatsports

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reminder to not watch or support gdq

>>165121431
>implying I'm afraid of feeble minded men who cripple themselves physically with manufactured hormones

>>165121274
2013 had casual couch,
bonus stream with mario party and casual runs
god, 2013 was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WEZvpSx2t4

https://twitter.com/GoldenSRL/status/818688051127980032

>>165121213
2013 was capeshit. 2014 was true kino. 2015 onwards is starshit

>>165121550
yeah I ain't clicking play on that

is speedrunning the most degenrate act man has ever created?

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>165121550
how many beers do you think they had?

>>165121619
Probably not.

>>165121525
HaHA! xD

>>165121431
a _ in the _ of all _ _ _!

>>165121667
2 bud lites

nicely done though

>>165121518
>DooDooDoo crew
>Ambush accordions
>Singing for the second half of large donations
>Never again
Make AGDQ endearingly obnoxious again.

>>165121619
speedrunning your mother is!!

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>pacifist
>kills an enemy

WHEW

>>165121767
hahahahahahaha good one broski

>haych-pee
Why?

>>165121787
no it's okay he made the sword blue first so it's non lethal

>another fucking ad
>another interview

kill everything

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>>165121619
i can think of nothing more disgusting and degenerate than this marathon

>>165121868
i understood and appreciate that reference

>>165121940
Even the animals :^)?

>sparkster

fucking goat tier music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

what did he means by this?

>>165121969
Based

>>165007990
>self improvement is a meme

What did cynical anon mean by this?

Why is this thread so slow? Is there another?

>>165122204
dedhobby

>>165122083
He's right

>>165122204
shit games being run that nobody cares about

>>165122341
I think sparkster is cool...

>>165121492
But if I don't I'll miss all the drama and cringe. I do run the ublock botnet tho.

>hahaa emote only banned during tranny interview

>>165122204
americans have school tomorrow

>they run the NES Ninja Gaidens every single year

>they NEVER run Black

What a meme

>plushies all over the place for these interviews
>2hu sure was too much though

interviews are so fucking stupid

>>165122687
what happened to make 2hu banned

>>165122681
twisted metal: black?

these interviews are so entertaiResidentSleeper

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poor mike uyama has had a hard life. his illness is really showing.

>>165122681
Oldbois need to be paid their dues besides Black is almost 2 hours

>>165122749
They were problematic and creepy, on account of being cute female characters from a japanese game.

I fell asleep sometime during batman, return of the joker

what did i miss?

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>>165121213
they sold out to become a soulless corporate event

>>165122839
I stopped after DMC, also curious if I missed anything.

>FUCKING LEAF

>>165122749
They were cuter than the trannies.

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>>165122798
>nobody even knows who Mike is this year
>everyone just blames trannies for ruining GDQ

>>165122839
A tranny was executed by a point blank shot to the benis

>>165122749
Runner with doll fetish made them the focus of his run, was cringe

>>165122841
;3

>>165122936
Your attempt to force this meme failed the first time. Both Jewyama and trannies are bad.

>Bama

>SNES stage 2 music

>>165123050
Who do you HONESTLY think is more responsible for fucking GDQ. Mike and his cronies or some boys who call themselves girls?

>>165122841
remember when spike made out with monitor-chan?

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Wrong game, but meh

>>165122919
inbetween dmc and when i went to sleep

hitman, turing test, kalimba (if you ignore the dev call), valdis story, salt & sanctuary any% were alright/interesting

hydra castle labyrinth had a pretty abysmal start and you could watch that for the amusement

>>165123132
Mike's greed has been apparent for a while and its talked about in every thread every GDQ. There's time for both.

>>165122959
Gib videos.

jesus christ the music is bad on genesis

>>165123219
noted, cheers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rkNIQog3As

>not SNES music

fucking snes elitists at it again

>pc block tomorrow
finally.

>>165123527
Oops I failed *quickload*

Need a wr *buys more ram*

>>165123621
at least the games aren't shit

>>165123645
HA

i hope noone here is actually watching gdq

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>>165123527
>pc block
better known as naptime

>>165123132
>>165123050
>>165122936
What kind of retarded argument is this?
Mike is responsible for the trannies in the first place.
They're denying runners so that they can get trannies with their joke games in.

>>165123715
I had a fantastic sleep during the horror-block, I'm pumped up for this boring shitfest!!!

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>>165123715
Fucking ROOOOAAASTEEEDDDDDDD

>>165123739
this

>>165123739
>They're denying runners
lmfao nobody but whos bother submitting now

>>165123715
>no binding of issac this year
could this be the first quality agdq in history

>>165123824
Somebody posted the list of denied runs at some point.

You would be fucking SURPRISED.

>>165123853
dont worry, undertale replaced it

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>>165123715

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>>165123885
I heard they turned down trihex because he submitted SMM AGAIN

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>>165123527
>Final Fantasy (NES) tomorrow
>feasel co-oping and commentating

>>165123983
he also submitted golden yoshi's island, a romhack he ordered because the romhack he was running was too hard

>>165124006
i wish he could try his new reset route in a bonus stream

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>>165124119
dont bully the nig

>>165124006
MAXIMUM FEASEL

>>165124006
It's actually a pretty good run when it's not stairs%. The only really annoying part is the ogre grind and the agama grind. I still like Dragon Warrior 1 runs though, instead of just skipping overworld encounters like in FF1, you can just skip almost every encounter you want and beat the boss at a very low level in DW1.

>>165124225
how is stating facts bullying

>>165124284
FF 1 runs are comfy enough but Feasel commentating is like put you to sleep levels of comfy

>>165124343
its racist ya friggin twerp

it's our guy

>>165124343
>Your mother is dead!
>Dude just stating facts

>I know you're there chat

Is he not aware of how many people were fucking purged?

why are they begging so fucking hard this time?

lunch>GDQ

>>165124454
Because it has to be 'bigger and better' every year or the bubble bursts, in both senses of the term.

my favourite meme now is "there was a tranny incident" response to everyone asking what they missed

>lost job
>still donates

Best gentile

>lost my mother to cancer
>LOVE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING THOUGH
>FIRST TIME WATCHING LIVE
>KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!

aquatic ambiance gives me fucking chills

>>165124454
jewyama needs more shekels since he's banning all his paying customer-erm runners

>>165124454
Because they know the event is dying and the only thing they can cling to is "we made more money than last time!"

If they can't even do that they've undeniably reached zombie status.

All it'll take to dethrone them is something else to come along

God they are milking all the cancerfags for all they are worth this year.

This is some true jewery.

>cancer takes away your family and those you love
>BUT ANYWAYS GREAT WORK
>HYYYPEEEE!

Is it me or are the donations even dumber this year

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Did he ever return to vanquish mike? It was his destiny.

>>165124646
nah they've been this dumb for a few years now

>>165124553
the best part is all these idiots donate like the Prevent Cancer foundation is like trying to find a cure or some shit.

The "research" they do is on what kind of fliers they can put out to "prevent cancer."

Shit has nothing to do with curing anything, and all the people donating with dieing or dead friends and family are proof that this foundation does fucking nothing but siphon money from broken people desperate to feel better about themselves.

>>165124540
Excellent, goyim

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>5 people in the audience
At least the old DS playing fatty is away

>>165124525
>>165124606
shit ain't sustainable though, it WILL stop growing at one point. wouldn't be surprised if it was this year.

I actually like the cause and was thinking about donating, but this blatant begging is disgusting me.

tfw no chubby speedrunner boyf to crush my pelvis

>>165124726
>At least the old DS playing fatty is away
that nigger should die

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>>165124809
ummm hi

>>165124738
Wait for SGDQ and see how it is this year. It's usually better than (recent) AGDQ and the charity is way better.

>>165124738
If you really, really want to donate you should probably give your money to a charity that does more than just make brochures and tell people that they should probably get checked for cancer.

Unless the true cause you enjoy supporting is helping a fat jewish asian man continue eating his way through a 3 year battle with mono.

anyone else just hear music?

>>165124726
I can't wait for the dude who sits right in front of the cam stroking his beard and stares right into it while his girl strokes him off while she dicks around on her phone comes around. Late night GDQ is best GDQ.

google it, guys

>>165124809
faggot lmao

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>donation gets done with long-winded talk about how much he loves and misses his dad that died from cancer
>runner awkwardly chimes in, "uh, can I say something for a little bit?"
>"uh, what I'm picking up is an item for the game that"

Fact: everyone who donated voted democrat

>>165124930
>>165124931
thinking about it, I could just donate to the/a charity directly anyways.

PCF really seems like a weak charity, I'd rather drop some cash on one that gives out condoms to niggers or something.

yada

>>165124646
you can literally markov chain a fucking donation now from how shitty and predictable they are

>Greetings from Germany (Start here)
>X died from cancer
>Save/kill the animals, save/kill the frames
>HOIP
>Let's get those doctors some borders
>Kick cancer's butt
>First time donator, long time watcher
>Love watching these childhood games getting owned
>Shitty injoke. Bonus points if it was meant for the previous runner
>I'll donate another X if Y does Z
>Here's $X to a good cause

Mad Libs: Donation edition

>yathaa
>yat aaa.
FUCKING COME ON! THERE IS A LITERAL ASIAN THERE!
ITS FUCKING YATTAAA! you fucking autistic anusdwellers!

ANIME BELONGS IN THE TRASH

what are the two good animes?
death note and naruto?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDRFgNaOUko

what would happen if i submitted a run, it was accepted, and i just never showed up?

>shittalking anime

I just canceled my 1000 dollar anonymous donation

>>165125186
flcl and gurren lagann

Are there any good cringe/awkward compilation videos out there from previous years?

At this point, the best part of GDQs are the autism compilation videos that come out after the events

>>165125186
dragon ball z and pokemon

>>165125186
halo 3 and problem child 2

>>165125186
atack on titan
sword art online

>>165125219
Just look for GDQ cringe on youtube. Every year should have one.

>>165125186
band of brothers and NOVA

ripip

>>165125186
FLCL and End of Eva

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>doesnt like anime

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

BTFO weebs

>>165125186
bocu no pico and pico to chico

>>165125219
>cringe
hahahahaha i browse /v/ too lollersnakes :)

>>165125205
invest in a gym membership fatty

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>>165125121
>$500 from anonymous, no comment

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>>165125186
He lied there's only one and it's LoGH

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>>165125186
Yu Yu Hakusho
Hunter x Hunter

>>165125203

They will ban you from life.

>>165125186
四畳半神話大系 and 少女革命ウテナ

>>165125203
You would save money

>there are speedrunners who still shell out hundreds of their own dollars on gas/plane tickets and an addition $50 on a GDQ pass to run their game for a little bit of time on stream
>that's right speedrunners are actually paying Uyama for the right to give Uyama content

It's fucking masterful. I wish I could get "mono" and then do nothing but eat for three years while dumbasses showed up to my poorly organized event (because all the staff work the same salary as a 4chan janitor) while others donate money directly to my bank account for 5 seconds of internet fame for having their message read out loud.

>>165125186
Haha Musume Donburi Oppai Tokumori Bonyuu Shiru Dakude

And Mein kampf

>>165125186
cowboy bebop and trigun

>>165125186

Gonna go with Dragon Ball Z and Cowboy Bebop.

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>>165125186
>people are seriously replying
>tfw ashamed of my fellow weebs

>>165125547
hey, I did a funny reply.

>>165125547
Protip: If 90% of the doujins are loli, then it's a shitty anime

>>165125547
I literally only know two animes

>>165125186
jojos seasons 1 and 3

>>165125447

I can see people having to pay for their own plane tickets and hotel, but paying for a GDQ badge? Even though you're going to be speedrunning? That shit makes me angry if it's true.

I'm shocked so many people are okay with that.

this runner is jeb bush incarnate

>>165125707
Bullshit, just by the internet osmosis you should know 15+ already

nice what?

I wish every runner had this amount of high energy

>they've been doing this for years now
>audio is still dogshit at all times
>stream still cuts out
>"""setup""" still takes a minimum of 20 minutes, 40-50 minutes if changing platforms

Guess all the money went into Uyama's retirement.

>>165125770
>tfw no japanese arcades in the us

>>165125770
i want her to fart in my mouth

>>165125769
They are non-confrontantional betas raised by their mothers

"O-o-oh I guess it's for non profit charity hahahaha can't be helped"

What are the two other games where you throw your skull around?

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>>165125186
Gintama and Sexy Commando

>>165126014
Alisa in Tekken

Narcissa when?

>>165126082
TRANNIES!

>>165126014
Dynamite Headdy

>>165126081
best girl

>>165126081
>tfw no robot gf
kill me

>>165125770
I'd lick her edoBEAN if you know what I mean

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>>165125770
please rate my FIRST JUST shoop. I have never done this stuff before. Greetings from germany.

>>165126187
If you want a wife that doesn't talk back and can't refuse you sex, just convert to islam

>>165126251
Le funny hair man stopped being funny 10seconds after it was first posted.

>>165126012

True.

I would be like

"Wait.. I'm doing a speedrun for the charity, getting people to donate, and I STILL got to pay just to do this? If I don't get a badge for free I'm not going in there."

They can ban me if they want, but they'll look bad if my name and game are already in the schedule.

>165126251
kys

>>165126251
this is worse than the miyamoto one

>>165126251
man this meme just won't die will it

>>165126416
They'll just say that you pulled on an extension cord so they had to ban you.

why is no one there
it's not that late

this gdq has been so fucking shit

>>165126480
that's when i reveal i'm a tranny and thus gain immunity from any wrongdoing

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>>165126383
I've been a long timer JUST viewer, first time shooper. My dad got JUST'ed big time when my mom moved out and dad got into huge financial trouble.
Let's kick alimony's butt and save those hairstyles.
Keep up the great work in keeping me updated on what memes are dead, you are wonderful for helping such a great cause.

>>165126554
because East coasters

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So what happened? It seems like nobody went this year. Did they AGDQ officially alienate every single dedicated personality that was likable?

so it's safe to go to bed, right?

all the night runs are confirmed shit?

>>165126571
That's not funny, my grandfather died from JUST when he was only 6 years old.

>>165126554
Okay you're at gdq what do you do;

A: Watch some crappy game you've never heard of
B: Pound your fellow speedboi's boipussi in your hotel room

>>165126554
If you had a choice between some shit run and a tranny orgy in the hotel which would you choose

HE

>>165126594
They only take trannies and boring wikipedia reciting robots that are no fun. Ded as heck.

Where the fuck is ZFG this year?

>>165126675
Suicide probably.

>>165126732
not wasting his time with agdq

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>2 male commentators in a row

I need to hear a feminine voice

>>165126732
He submitted a stupid category.

>>165126652
In good AGDQ years all the runners were chums and had fun watching shitty games and did fun stuff in the audience. Even in the middle of the fucking night

Now everyone is a reject socialite and trying to climb onto the nearest tranny dick

I hate this

>>165126416
Then me and my ten friends will tell you "Dude it's charity, it's a good cause!"

And if you don't agree, then I will scream like a banshee and slap you until you are arrested for sexual harrasment and transphobia

>>165126745
you edgy pol types are no fun

>>165126757
i need to hear edobae so i can wank

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>>165125409
You fucking know it.

>>165126554
aside from the obvious gay orgies, there's game rooms where you can play shit instead of just watching it.

Where's BlueGlass? Where's TriHex? Where's Cirno and Co.?

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>>165126651
Bretty gud

>>165126791
me too thanks

>>165126652
Which speedrunner has the best boypussy?

>>165126804
Where is Duke?

>>165126732
ZFG made up a new category with a stupid name and got declined

dont worry our boi clint will submit and get marathon WR next year

>>165126804
2hus are outlawed.

>>165126804
>BlueGlass
Banned for having fun

>Trihex
Too fucking scared to run a real game, only streams casual SMM now

>Cirno
Banned for being 2hu

>>165126745
I mean that's what tranny orgies always end in.

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>>165126782
People still have fun, they just don't do it in that bigass ballroom but in places where there are no cameras

>>165126873
sailing the high seas

>>165127023
>ban shit because it was trying to be on camera and the center of attention
>but then bring another retarded attention whore into the spotlight and have him do shit

>gave us
they aren't even trying to hide it now lmao

>>165127023
alex looks like a qt

>>165126929
>Claims no cameras where people have fun
>Provides photo evidence

>mfw

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>>165126794
FUCKING JEWS

>tfw you get popular for being a fat old loser playing with a children's toy, so they give you a microphone and you think you're the wittiest person in the world.

>>165127023
>DS Dad
Is that the obnoxious old fat fuck who always whipped out his DS when a run was over? The one that LITERALLY everyone wants to see inhale trannies farts until he dies?

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>>165127173
Bittenfeld knew about dem juice

>>165127179
Fat losers identify with other fat losers

Now we know who the majority of AGDQ supporters are. Not that there was any doubt to begin with

>>165126675
Do I have to touch their dick?

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>>165127123

agdq is just a money laundering scam wake the fuck up sheeple

>>165127325
nice, looks like he wouldn't mind a bp pounding

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>>165127325
What a homo

>>165125961
wut. theres a bunch of places with japanese arcades in the US. especially in LA.

theres a Round 1 bowling alley which specializes in japanese stuff gets their UFO machines and what not updated with japanese prizes instead of generic american crap.

>>165127325
How was the Cardcaptor Sakura run?

How much porn was dumped?

>>165127325
a BULLET

>>165127468
They don't have any actual games though. It's all shitty UFOs and music/meme games, no KanColle, no Wonderland Wars, no fighting games, no pachinko

>>165127572
None, there were four unfortunate distractions on camera.

Is AGDQ/SGDQ officially dead?

>>165127572
No porn was dumped, everyone's dicks wilted after seeing and hearing how fucking horrifying all 3 (4?) trannies were.

>>165127572
KevinDDR lost to a tranny and will kill himself tonight

>>165127572
It was just /pol/ getting mad about trannies

>>165127676
It's been dead. What you're watching is a dressed up corpse.

>>165127686
and reanimate as a brand new woman

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>>165127248
Too bad he sucked at battle.

>>165127591
>They don't have any actual games though

another, wut. http://www.round1usa.com/category/arcade/

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Night time srg is the right time srg

this run sucks dick

when will the fun runs start?

>tfw your hands hurt from speed gaming

shit sucks, I could take the record if I wanted.

>>165127754
That sounds a lot more appealing than seeing EoN ever again.

>>165127816
He was actually a damn fine commander, he just sucked at being an Admiral. If you needed someone lead a cavalry charge unit and force devastating losses on your enemy, damaging morale, he was the best in the universe. Good in battle, shit with strategy and tactics.

>That massive hall
>All those chairs that have been empty the entire day
>The room hasn't been filled the whole event

LMAO
M
A
O

CAN"T WAIT FOR THOSE """""""""""ANONYMOUS""""""""" DONATIONS TO START COMING IN

>>165127828
melee starts in 8 hours
go to bed

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>>165126856
is that even a question?

>>165127827
What's the deal? Is it really just bongs and sweden going to bed?

>>165127819
>meme games
>music games
>tekken 7
Gunslinger Stratos is the only actual game listed

>>165127894
>There are /v/irgins that are STILL following everything Missy does
damn you niggas are so thirsty.

>>165127916
its always gas time but we do it more when the kids go to bed

>>165127894
I actually had a wet dream about missy, I wanted to kill myself

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If you had the choice between watching a speedrun or getting a hard dick jammed in your ass and mouth so hard that you're locked in tight from both ends like a pair of god-damned Chinese finger cuffs, what would you choose?

>>165127882
>He was actually a damn fine commander, he just sucked at being an Admiral. If you needed someone lead a cavalry charge unit and force devastating losses on your enemy, damaging morale, he was the best in the universe. Good in battle, shit with strategy and tactics.
That's actually a fair point, I just found the early fuck up where he gets shit talked early on to be funny.

>>165126856
who was the skinny blonde, soe or something? they looked cute

>>165128107
the latter for sure

>>165126929

That needs to change.

They need to put livecams in the game rooms, as a "back access" kind of thing aside the main event.

>less than 100,000 people watching
>chat moving super slow after all the bans

p-pls donate, it's for a good cause Mike works really hard putting this together each and every year all to fight cancer. I need more money to eat and fight mono

>>165128329
some kind of "under stream" perhaps

>>165127967
>wah wah they dont have my weeb games so those weeb games dont count

should have figured i was replying to a dumb faggot.
face it, the US has japanese arcade games. you just live in a shitty place. so dont get mad.

>>165128350
we got an anonymous $1 donation

>unban me you degenerate transvestite fucking retards greetings from germany

>>165127179

Except it's not really a DS. It's a Pandora Box.. it's more like a portable PC device. It just looks like a DS, so people started calling him that.

>>165128225
>soe
Go away /d2g/

>>165128571
?

>>165127995
i'm completely helpless against this fuccboi

>enters a password
>uh this was a safety save

>>165128523
that's even worse

agdq is just bankers "donating" money which they collect at the end which doesn't have to be taxed

do you seriously think people donate to this?

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>>165128484
Greetings from Nazi Germany

>>165128685
i donated money last year

>>165128460
>face it, the US has japanese arcade games.
Yeah, the same way that the US has Japanese restaurants. Round 1 and it's fucking trash for arcade games. If you don't understand why, you have shitty taste. so dont get mad.

Greetings from (country)! Long time (noun), first time (noun).

It's so (adjective) to see (game) broken for (cause)! (game) has been a childhood favorite, so it's nice to see it get totally (verb).

Put my (noun) to (verb)ing the (noun)s and (verb)ing the (noun)s. I'll (verb) another (noun) if the announcer (says my name correctly/reads this out loud/is a transvestite).

HYPE!

>>165128685
I did

>>165128647
GO AWAY

/srg/ IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH /sc2g/, YOU'RE NOT WANTED

>>165128681

Not really.. are you saying a smartphone (a portable PC, technically) is more of a children's toy than a DS/3DS?

>>165128774
>>165128796
wow $10
where did the other milion come from?

>>165128854
I don't even know what /d2g/ is

what do gay speedrunners have to do with it

>>165128869
I would say that

>>165128869
No, it's horribly ironic. He shouldn't have either.
He should have a Vita.

>>165128685
Greetings from my swiss bank account!

>>165128869
More children own smartphones than handheld consoles

I will put money on this

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LGTSS

"""""""ANONYMOUS DONATIONS"""""""""""

>>165128890
Couch cushions

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>>165128924
>He should have a Vita.

>ads after every single run that are blocked by adblock
>other ads that go through
>constant yetee shilling
>blatant yetee money laundering in the form of a $40k donation
>PCF ad that got past adblock

Jesus this jewry is insane.

>>165128923

Why?

Being contrarian is not a real reason.

>>165128924

He doesnt look weeb-ish enough for a Vita.

>>165128941

Nowadays sure. Smartphones still arent as childish as DSs though.

I mean dont get me wrong, I own a 3DS and I love it, but it's still a children's device.

>>165129142
>Why?
pretty much what the other anon said. smartphones are aimed and marketed towards children.

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>tfw just been bleeding some giant pimple in a hard to squeeze spot next to my nose for the past hour

I hope it doesn't get infected

>DS Dad talking
>knitting bitch is on cam

This is now run by attention whores.

>the faggot is up there shilling ads and reading shit while actually, unironically calling himself "DS Dad"

Just fucking gas the entire joint, GDQ has been pozzed for too long.

>>165129219
Keep it clean and don't pick at it and it won't

>>165129187
>smartphones are aimed and marketed towards children.

You are pants on head retarded, holy shit.

>>165129142
Handheld consoles and consoles in general are heavily marketed towards adults now. The majority of the people buying them are the ones who had them as kids and still want to play them now

It's why all the garbage shovelware kid's games moved from handhelds and consoles to smartphones

>>165129275
is tru dough, /g/ is the best indicator

>>165129268
>dude just leave them on your face haha let everyone be disgusted

>>165129360
w/e nigger enjoy your scars

I like how no one on the twitch chat is paying attention to the knitting whore.

>>165129360
You're not supposed to pick at your zits man. Just lance them with a sterile needle, gently push the pus out, and leave it the fuck alone

DO NOT PICK AT THEM

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>>165129219
Why didn't you just leave it

can these assholes stop trying to take my fucking coffee away?

I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay

i think i'll launder $50,000 this year

tax is for fucking pussies, thanks agdq uhhhh kill the animals or whatever you nerds say

i'll also collect those $10 normies donate as a nice bonus

>he's rad and plays ads, he's our ds dad

Aight twitch chat ya got me there

>>165129503
meows...

>>165129503
SpikeVegeta please, you have to rest up so you can continue acting like a fake faggot during interviews tomorrow.

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>>165129268
I've done this many times over the years but 1 of the last times I did it, it created a bubble that took up half the space on my forehead

>>165125331
not SHITTY anime, lol kid

>>165129540

How does this actually work? Money laundering through the charity, that is.

You donate and then somehow can reclaim that donation money, but this time tax-free?

>27
>still get acne
>medicinal merchant says it's normal
Ree

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>>165129498
It's been there for like 3 weeks and tonight I said enough is enough

>>165129672
If you have greasy skin it's just a thing you have to live with. My mother is 50 and still gets zits because of it

>>165129701
toothpaste dries that shit out, it's what sissy teenage girls use.

>>165129760
or you can just wash your face a couple times every day like a civilized ape

>>165122083
funny how some people need to go through a sex-change and make weird videos to express the same thing

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>based on an animu about sports playing robutts

Neato

>>165129831
>Dude just wash away the hormones telling your hairpores to generate more grease

MERCY
KILL

>>165129959
>I don't know what soap is

>>165129935
The OP song is the fucking bomb too

>>165129440
knitting is a legitimate hobby, there is nothing wrong there.

>>165130019
I bet you think washing your hair every day is good for it too

choke city
choke choke city city

>>165130060

It's not the knitting itself, but that girl has been doing that for like 2 years now, always right in front of the camera. She just wants attention by doing something that's kind of out of place in a videogame event.

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this run is SHIT!