AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for charity--more specifically, the Prevent Cancer Foundation. We are currently on day 2.
Current game is Pokemon Emerald.
Next game is Tetris with Cardcaptor Sakura.
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick
Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
xD
XD
remember cronikeys is your ally!
That girl on the right looks so bored. Like she is ready to shoot herself.
Is caleb still jacked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzyUcXR05Z4
>agdq
more like "autistic games done kind of quick because instead of going balls to the wall and going fast i will use safe strats"
>>165106881
meant to post this
mega64 is always the best
>>165106881
to this day one of their funniest skits. Mailorderbirde screaming no as he drinks and smokes himself to death makes me laugh everytime
>>165106914
Speedrunning is for everyone and is about FUN you hothead you.
how bored would you have to be with your life to speedrun a fucking baby game like pokemon
>>165106809
If somebody replies to this post with a picture of their belly button I'll make a $50 donation saying whatever they want.
Who's the giga ultra newfag that made this OP?
>de hippie spacing
Anyway I don't watch this shitshow anymore, just want to know if there's been any good memes and/or cringe. Only thing worthwhile last time was tranniversary. repost
>>165107116
Where did it go so wrong?
>>165107065
I ran blue when I first wanted to get into running, it's a really good entry game if you want to do a run with glitches because it gets you in the groove of resetting, has some RNG to warm up to, requires memorization, and even a horrible run is over in 30 minutes.
I think my first attempt was like 34m and I was stopping to read instructions.
Not much left of this brain melting piece of shit game.
SOON it will be over.
>>165107145
i'm an oldfag from 2016 faggot
>>165107265
>tetris next
why go on
>>165107273
>Not gonna suck your dick anon.jpg
DON'T CRUSH A MAN'S DREAMS
SourPls THE FUCKING NOSTALGIA SourPls
>>165106914
you know what, you're right. I'd prefer if they didn't have to finish every run so they could take risks and if they fail then oh well try again next time.
I wanna see risks ffs
>>165107230
He did the wrong type of HRT
>>165107318
You got into the worlds most degenerate hobby during it's last year of life? Congratulations, you played yourself.
>>165107462
that looks like a fun time!
>>165107363
I was so bored I forgot to even check whats next. FUCK THIS! I'm out for the next hour or so.
I've smoked like 7 cigarettes during this turd game, if I get cancer, please donate for me. For a great cause, while you watch these amazing people tear your childhood games apart. If you are from Germany, please don't forget to send your greetings.
>>165107604
>taking a shitpost of being an oldfag from literally the last year seriously
Are you really that new?
>>165107641
that's the perfect line
>>165107273TINGLE TINGLE
>>165107656
That's not funny, my grandmother died of cancer when she was only 6 years old.
>>165107641
>that weak chin
>>165107641
I want to slap her chin with my cock desu
>>165107724
I'd tingle her fat, cellulite covered, hemorrhoid filled ass if you know what I mean.
>>165107656
Grüße aus Deutschland!
>>165107641
did some nigger steal his chin?
>>165107641
estrogen not even once
>>165107116
>runners being goofs and having a good time
>audience is runners and not sweaty autistic losers making their pilgrimage to "nerd relevance" mecca
>Blueglass is in plain view and not forced into a broom cabinet with bad wifi
>degeneracy levels are only slightly above normal
How the mighty have fallen
>>165107724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIC8JQTUEEQ
God I hate pokemon
>>165107895
The silence after that donation is just perfect
>>165107912
i wonder if he gets disability checks due to his carpal tunnel.
>>165107895
>the silence
>>165107116
damn, looking back caleb looked weird as fuck being fat
>>165108028
it was at like 3 in the morning so at least there weren't many there to experience it*tsk*
>>165107116
damn he was borderline turning into a goblin
good on him for fixing it before beyond repairs
fucking finally
>>165108148
>fat
are you fucking stupid? in what way is caleb fat in that picture you dumb cunt
i'm thinking of trying being gay out for a little while to support my brother who just came out but i'm not sure if i like guys, thoughts? :thinking:
>>165108460
t. fatty
>le waluigi meme
>>165108563
fuck first, ask questions later
So let me get this straight. Everyone is told no politics on stream. Some known trolls bring trump hats and instead of wearing them, they pass the hat around to try to circumvent the rules. Someone is told they are being banned for wearing the hat, but they didn't actually wear it they just brought it into the streaming room. The trolls know this is why they are being banned, but recorded the conversation and are trying to get people on their side because the person confronting them said he wore it when he didn't. It doesn't matter who wore it, it's the person who brought it in and passed it round. Instead of just the first guy being banned, they have now banned the other troll for his involvement.
Is any of that wrong?
>Tetris
goodnight guys
>>165108460
Are you blind?
>>165108593
t. autist who's never been outside and seen an actual fat person
>>165108460
He's got moobs so big that if him and Edobean both put on industrial strength brassieres and started jumping rope together I'm not even sure who would bust their undergarment and spill out first
>my mum and dad had cancer
>BUT I SURE AM LOVING THIS STREAM!
every time
>anonymous $5 donation
>>165108563
good luck supporting him!
you should let him suck you off then kiss him after you cum in his mouth, if it tastes good then your privilege level probably isn't too high.
>>165108652
people dont like stupid idiot drumpf get over it!
>>165108735
>industrial strength brassieres
fucking hell anon my monitor has water all over it thanks to you
Bruh I'm in down bad bruh
>>165103336
>Dazee on the couch
I love his streams, so comfy.
>>165108779
PLEASE TELL ME WHO SHE IS
>>165108779
What is with speedrunning and butterface bitties with massive titties?
>honest to god PCF advertisement on stream
B R A V O
we do free mamamgram and shiet aayyy
this fucking nigger and spic ad
WE DOIN PROGRUMS
WE DOIN FREE SHEET
COME GET UR FREE SHIT FROM WHITEY
So all the donations are going to fat ugly women (aka cancer) in Puerto Rico?
Did I get that right?
>>165109068
>everyone was hispanic
no wonder Trump is banned from GDQ
>>165109068
>>165109094
>>165109119
>>165109138
>>165109143
>>165109143
Did you just assume their gender?
>>165108652
me too thanks
how much money did mike uyama make from that advertisement?
>>165108961
>Filename
So this ad basically told all the retards donating their donations are going as handouts to low IQ shits outside the US too supid to figure out how to support themselves.
Oh great, even more of Spike being a massive faggot and pointless interviews.
>>165109278
$256,055.00
I missed the ad
Can someone upload a webm or something
>>165109278
>I aired the advertisement guys, just send it
>OKAY EVERYONE SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT WE HAVE AN (((ANONYMOUS))) $20,000 DONATION!
>>165109486
I don't record boring shit. Only the most exciting moments at AGDQ.
>>165109676
Nice belly
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me
holy fuck cosmo's stream right now, wtf is this music
this is gold
>>165109676
That guy was banned for yawning while the Hype Monitor was lit
Rest in RIP in peace
>MFW Castlevania music
>>165109486
just imagine an add that starts with a fat black lady asking for mo money fo dem programs and a bunch of spics talking about how they have cancer
>>165109845
The original song is better than this Garbage
So why did Uyama do couch commentary for Sunset Riders earlier today? I thought he was hiding somewhere in South America with his money.
>people still think the donation reader telling azorae to "just pick" meant he was unaware that saving or killing the astronauts was a donation incentive
>they don't realize that he was telling him to just get the fucking run over with and GDQ staff would rig the donation amounts to make it look like whatever he chose was the winning option
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
>>165109858
stop shilling your stream Narcissa
>>165108730
t. fatty
>>165110032
He wanted everyone to call him brave for fighting mono for so long. Mike knew people were worried, and managed to heroically drag himself over to the couch to assuage their worries.
>>165110123
>>165110032
You've got to come out of hiding every so often to at least make it look like you're not running one of the most lucrative money making schemes on Twitch.
aww man kevin's qt friend isn't there
>we got 24 thousand dollars
THEY'RE NOT EVEN HIDING IT
>>165110123
how much is mike making this year
>love to the sound team
what sound team? audio is shit this year
>>165110332
Why did you crop out bottom bitch's huge boner?
>>165110332
>Jeff
>>165110332
Its like Jeff is staring into our souls wtf kind of shit did he take
>>165110392
Don't be a dick Jeff is a nice girl (male).
longest setup time yet lads
>>165110387
bro the picture ends @ her knees lmaoo
>>165110412
The blue pill.
>My mom, my aunt, my uncle's nephew's roommate, my 3 dogs, my cat, and my snake are all cancer survivors
>Love what you guys are doing, keep it up and kick cancer's butt!
>>165110469
Tetris is always a drawn out setup.
>>165110490
doubt
Could cyberdemon be the first one to ascend and show us what lies beyond trouble tranny?
HA HA TIME FOR TRANNY SPEEDRUNNS
"her" voice is deeper than mine
Holy fuck tranny central here
>tetris mixed with weeb shit
what a time to be alive
THREE trannies? Jesus Christ.
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT THING ON THE RIGHT
OH GOD NO
KILL IT
Also it's cute that they're permabanning WutFace now
>girl
>>165110804
THREEEEEEEEEE!
I didn't know we were speedrunning RuPaul's Drag Race
BULLET in the HEAD of every disgusting tranny FREAK
wait is that cosmo?
>>165110332
Red hat unironically the hottest
>>165110828
SCREEEEECH
IT WAS THREE TRANNIES
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165110856
especially trannykeys
>>165110864
based iceplug
SAKURA TIME
I can't stop laughing
>you can actually see tens of lines constantly getting removed entirely
>chat in a constant flux of shifting downwards because of all the deleted messages
>all those messages, gone, like tears in the rain
im vaguely sure every single girl on the couch and playing is trans
>tranny commentary
no thanks
time for big k and the soylent squad
hoip
V O H I Y O
O
H
I
Y
O
Why are there so many videogame trannies
>get a 24 hour timeout for making a stupid comment
>>165111070
dont make stupid comments
yall think kevin in smashin all them?
>"she" "her"
>>165111101
I know that now.
holy fuck kevin get it together
>>165110819
Nice of Harpo Marx to come back from the dead to support speedrunning
>>165110854
stop fucking talking
>>165111120
>>165111187
DSP is that you?
How many legit females are there on screen right now, not even baiting
spotted """"enchantress'"""" agdq submission a few days ago and knew exactly where this would go
chat doesn't fail to disappoint
Trannies are mentally ill and need help. Calling them by their desired pronoun is akin to giving alcohol to an alcoholic. We must cleanse the tranny population from speedrunning.
>trannies
>weaboo nonsense
typical nuGDQ right here
>>165111070
What did you say?
Which one of Sakura-chan's outfits is your favorite, /srg/?
>>165111242
I guess sakura
#hatgate
>>165111307
no outfit
>>165111242
0
So... It's all dudes playing and on the couch, right?
>>165110970
>not having BTTV to see the deleted stuff in the year of our Holy Lord and God Emperor Jesus Trump 2000+17
>>165111259
I literally knew it was gonna be a tranny just when I saw the nickname.
"Enchantress"ofNumbers - this is the kind of thing I would come up with when pretending I am a girl on a Dota 2 smurf.
>>165111307
schoolgirl i guess i don't follow this weeb shit
>>165111335
>>165111321
Oh wait youre right
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vDQ_JaTung_jBTtPiv4Pg_ika8cHr_uaa33d-CIQE64/view#gid=1392737381
Courtesy of chat.
>>165111321
u rite dawg
>>165110828
>that 5 O'clock shadow
>tap
>tap
>tap
>tap
>tap
>tap
*pause*
>tap
>tap
>tap
>tap
pls, when will it all end?
need the picture /srg/ 2015 vs /srg/ 2016 of the guy with the gun in his mouth
>>165111425
I WANT MORE YKB
>Weeb game has attracted the most trannies so far.
Not surprising, anime promotes degeneracy.
>>165111238Maybe
>>165111289Something about the trans runners being men. Didn't think the timeout would be that lon.
>>165111394
Onegai, pantsu misete moratte mo yoroshii desu ka?
Where's all the ACTUAL tetris?
>kevinDDR BTFO
>>165111527
I got timed out for saying "cringe". I guess it's blacklisted or some shit though.
this is awful
Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to AGDQ tomorrow
what the FUCK IS WITH THIS TAPPING
>Kevin references Caddyshack
BCWarrior gets you fucking timed out
>>165111723
didnt get me timed out
>tranny says something
>man running says, "actually it's not quite"
UHHH EXCUSE ME ARE YOU MANSPLAINING TO XIR
This guy is so banned.
this guy is no girl, what a baka
You guys are alright
Don't wake up tomorrow
>>165111693
Gotta go fast by obnoxiously tapping as fast as possible when only one tap would suffice if they pressed it at the right time.
>muh autism
This speedrun is the embodiment of the current state of AGDQ. What a fucking disappointment.
Why aren't there any actual female speedrunners
This is making feminism look pretty bad, even the """women""" who speedrun are actually men, jesus
>>165111425
>4 hours of Edobean on Wednesday
>3 hours 15 minutes of Edobean on Thursday
>Followed by another 3 hours 15 minutes with Spike
>Edobean doing undermeme
The fun begins Soon...
>Literally THREE (3) trannies on one run
What is it about the speedrunning community that draws them in?
>>165111761
Maybe because I used several in a row? Do they regulate emote spam?
/srg/, why did you invite trannys to shit up your community?
>>165111839
>>165111627
Yep, but the "haHAA" emote isn't.
>>165111839
the final nail in the coffin
>>165111859
>3
Four.
IV.
4.
>search through the schedule for all your favorite runners and games
>almost none of them are there
burn it to the ground
>>165111868
serg used to be about speedrunning but now it's only about tranny discussion.
you could say, in a way, serg was what truly transitioned.
i sense a ban on KappaPride coming
>my cute wife sakura chan is being oggled by all these trannies
>It's a "tranny troupe tries Tetris" run
>being this triggered by trans people
>>165111516
Trannies attract each other, regardless of background degeneracy.
Last year Enchantress was the only tranny playing Tetris, this year there's 2 more.
Next year watch there be 7
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CLICKING NOOISE CONSTANTLY EVERY TIME THEY CLEAR A STAGE WHAT THE FUCK
>>165111960
these voices are cracking me up
>>165110819
>>165110828
>>165111237
m e n t a l i l l n e s s
cleanse hte world, kill all trannies
>>165112000
>defending a mental illness
shiggy diggy
is kevin going to transition...
>>165112013
they're targetting kevin for conversion
next year it'll be karinaddr presents tgm
Kevin should just become a tran tbqhwy
>>165112013
It is not like GDQ can get any shittier, though.
Besides, Trannies are still a better fate than furries.
>>165112057
you can hear the hormones with every syllable
>KevinDDR lets a trans win to show how progressive he is
Ultimate cuck status achieved
>>165112000
>people
>>165111957
At least Castlevania IV is there... right???
>>165111974
Nah, that emote's pretty safe.
I cant wait till our boy beats this tranny
>>165112018
kevin mashing
Why are Tetris players such degenerate freaks? Is it because they're playing on the PSX?
>>165112124
>It is not like GDQ can get any shittier, though.
I told myself that last year
I was wrong.
I honestly wouldnt mind trannies if they were actually passable.
>>165112165
*off
>>165112124
trannies and furries are honestly the same tier tbqh.
the lowest tier.
KevinDDR is best girl
WHY ISNT CLUSTER TRUCK GOING TO BE PLAYED AT AGDQ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>165111976
I'm sorry, anon.
But at least nobody is ogling my cute husband right now.
>>165112186
Real life aint like your futer hentais.
>>165111839
Mighty Number32DDD
>A very nice queer
>weeb Tetris
why would you play this
let alone speedrun it
What the HELL is wrong with its voice?
>>165112248
the name is too naughty
>>165112326
>>165112162
>Nah, that emote's pretty safe.
they literally filter it right the fuck now
>seeing 20 people type >she in twitch chat
Can you imagine when they all go back to their hotel room after this run and they get talking about how they were the best "speedsters" at this AGDQ.
Then after a like a beer or two the "girls" will take out their cocks and get the "guys" to start sucking them.
GOD DAMMIT Mike Uyama look what you've done to AGDQ, are you fucking happy with yourself???
>>165112326
>I say this in chat with KappaPride
>24hr ban
Its not like anyone cares about chat desu
>>165112186
There are plenty that do
>>165112089
You don't see people get this rallied up over autism. Then again that might be because half of them have it.
"Invisible roll" is what she calls her penis
HAHAHAHA, HE IS GOING TO GET BEATEN BY A GIRL!
>>165112364
me watching agdq in 2017
>>165112376
Why would they ban a symbol of Twitch supporting the rights of all LGBTQAI+ people? This is extremely problematic.
>>165112469
>those hands and shoulders
lmao
>>165112501
Only when she hides it in your bum, you gay homo.
>losing to a disgusting tranny freak
Time for Kevin to transition
>>165112504
""""girl""""
165112504
>girl
>>165112469
until they talk
This is the first AGDQ I'm watching, are these "girls" playing and commenting the weeb tetris all men? What is this faggotry?
Are trannies really a 0.3% minority? I call bullshit
>>165112504
>he
go home old boy
>>165112332
>tetris
or
>tetris with cute girls
it isn't rocket science numnuts
>>165112469
thats a nope.jpg
kys you tranny loving faggot
>>165112613
the internet is not an accurate reflection of that.
>>165112587
....ummm they are girls..
If you have a problem with that, maybe go find another hobby. And take all your trump buddies with you. ugh
The fuck Kevin. The fuck
>KevinDDR choking on tranny dick
What a wreck.
>>165112629
>tetris with cute girls
we already have puyo tetris
>>165112703
>>165112727
Kevin just can't seem to get it Sakura's tight holes.
ROASTED
kevin bombed on a version of tetris made for middle school girls? what?
>trannies are roasting his hairy ass
its over for kevin
>kevin getting shit talked by a tranny
im done
https://twitter.com/carolynmichelle/status/818657179318173696
Is she our girl?
>oh deaaaar
Being put on this platform only encourages these freaks and gives them confidence
fucking STOP IT, what the FUCK. Let's cure cancer and cause mental illness
Kevin...........................
>>165112469
LMAO
>three trannies
>>165112823
>if he shit talks back that's a ban
KevinDDR is washed the fuck up!
Time to break another board!
kevinddr? more like kevinhrt after getting bopped into transition by a freaking tranny
I cant wait for Kevin to kill himself in his hotel room
oh dear
>>165112727
>>165112736
>This is fine
>This is fine
>This is fine
Enchantress and Kevin made a bet before the run. If """she""" wins they fuck
I don't want to see another tetris game at a gdq ever again
>everyone going crazy and crying about transsexuals bringing GDQ to ruin
What do you think he's thinking now
>>165112883
>That fucking clearly male voice monstrosity next to Kevin
>>165112089
you triggered bro?
>>165112863
Greetings from Germany! Let's kick mental illness's butt!
>>165112932
At least his corpse will be neatly stacked on the floor before it disappears.
pvt got banned? What for? Some people are saying he wore a maga hat, some people said he wasn't. Is there a link to a vod or something?
>put your money where your mouth is
Kevin's going to be giving 3 strong women blowjobs tonight
Fucking christ 3 disgusting phlegmy voices trying to sound feminine tripping over each other for the whole duration
No matter your political leanings or whatever this is fucking annoying to watch and listen to. Tetris used to be a highlight of the event fucking hell
>>165113023
oh shit add me to the r/4chan picture
>>165113038
who cares lol.
>>165113038
dont.
kevin BTFO by a fucking tranny, jesus christ man
>>165112978
kys tranny enabler
>>165113023
>>165113038
he was being a fag
>>165113038
They thought he wore a maga hat on stream which is what they originally banned him for. When he called them they unbanned him then made up a bullshit excuse to reban him
that game was kawaii as fuck
>>165113086
Never watched the tetris runs before, it oddly enough could have been pretty intense to watch if those trannies weren't so fucking irritating with their disgusting hellbeast voices.
>>165113086
There will be retribution for this.
>tfw don't want to hate trans people but this is just disgusting
all autists have the tranny gene buried deep inside them, speedrunning just unleashes the beast
>>165113201
stay strong, Clarence
well this woke me up.
FrankerFaceZ > BTTV
>beaten at tetris by a tranny
>>165113149
So he wasn't actually wearing a maga hat? Was it just a red hat?
>when you get away scot free and the trannies take all the heat
>>165113038
Get this hothead out of here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsK-duXi5CM
>jet force gemini music again
based
>>165112842
>Expecting a group of mostly Americans to be serious when 11k of them voted for a dead gorilla for president
I should be the offended one. I'm sure 5 people attending AGDQ voted for Harambe.
The spooky music was very fitting for that hooded dude.
>>165113239
>not running both
Will Blaster Master be a good enough palette cleanser?
>interview with tranny
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>165113239
Jokes on you, I'm using both.
>>165113258
Nope he didn't wear any hat except the Ape Escape one.
>>165113258
He didn't wear a hat at all. Cyber was the one wearing the hat
TRANNYTERVIEW
>>165113308
why would i run both?
>>165113023
how long until he pops out the mac 10
>it's your girl
Kevin is literally going to Kelly by AGDQ 2018. He can't possibly stay a man after that run.
>>165113184
These freaks don't know what a real woman looks like.
OMG they are going to do an interview with the the trannies?
>inb4 twitch chat implosion.
>>165113258
>>165113262
can you stop
>>165113421
/who/
>>165113351
>>165113352
>didn't wear a hat
>gets banned for wearing a maga hat
is the staff just blind? Hallucinating?
>>165113330
>being this triggered
Y'all are a bunch of whiny crybabies that spend more time crying over trans than enjoying speedgames.
>>165113353
I need to go watch some BLACKED to cleanse my system.
>>165112842
How can someone be this delusional?
>>165113086
Tetris used to be run as a real game by real masters, not casuals in an anime cash in spin off.
>>165113373
FFZ dev made it so his ext. works well w/ bttv.
there is zero downside to running both, get the best features of each of them.
>>165113381
>meanspreading
disgusting
For me there's always this boost of elation at the exact moment I realize someone on-screen is a transexual and I begin to laugh. Is this normal?
those niggas playin 3DS look comfy
Am I on tumblr? All I'm seeing is babies being triggered about literally nothing.
>reeeee someone did something to their genitals that i dont agree with
>>165113453
The staff are just very angry Hillary supporter lashing out at the country that scorned them.
>>165113459
>enjoying hearing human abominations talking
Not him, but goddamn it would be fine if they didn't try to force a "girly" voice. It is so goddamn irritating to listen to.
>>165113497
Wait, that thing moved on to work for that other thing?
>>165113539
more like unironic manchildren
a vita would stand out less
>>165113497
what's with trannies picking retarded names?
>>165113459
>speedgames
Implying these things with a mental disability were running a "speedgame".
>interviewer isn't Edobean
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>165113520
but i literally don't miss anything from bttv.
>>165113541
Cause they're fun to make fun of you fucking nigger
oh fuck he's even uglier up close
How do I join the group that's going to be filling Kevin's boypussy tonight?
How much time do you think I have left to get in?
>>165113497
Aren't complex characters in moves or on TV complex in order to seem more like real people? What kind of view of reality does it take to type something like this?
AHAHHAHHAAHHAHHHA
his voice is deeper than most of the people here
>That voice
Enchantress, what is best in life?
>hahaa is now banned
>tranny has a manlier voice than the guy with the neckbeard
cant make this shit up
Oh boy, here we go. Chat is gonna be back this time tomorrow.
>>165113745
it hurts
>>165113745
he looks less like a woman too.
>>165113521
yes, you're fine.
>>165113521
Actually anon, this is quite healthy. Allow me to explain.
You see we, as social creatures, have not only developed individual instincts and reflexes but also as a group. The feeling of repulsion you get upon coming across another humans shit is not random, it is to protect you from disease.
In the same vein we as a society have revuslions as it were, to keep society healthy. We shun gays, trannies, and other degenerates for the same reason we avoid shit on a subconscious level.
Its quite natural to hate trannies.
>trans person appears for an interview
>watching all these comments get deleted
fight on, twitch chat
fight on
>Golden has to sit next to this tran
Justice for his smugness?
fuck this shit
kevinDDR looks like he is borderline downs
is she an actual trans or just a guy in drag? I honestly don't have a problem with transpeople but they aren't even particularly arsed about being girly
>>165113665
why?
MOST TRANS HERE ARE ALL MtF.
NOTICE HOW THERES LIKE NO FUCKING FtM TRANS?
BECAUSE I SWEAR ITS A FETISH TYPE SHIT AT THIS POINT.
I hope that tranny is going to fucking kill himself now. We know he's gonna kill himself eventually so why prolong it, do it now.
This, but for the tranny
that girls an uggo
>>165113883
It is a fetish. Look up autogynophilia.
>>165113867
I'm fine with people being trans as long as they actually try to pass well, which hasn't really been done here desu.
>>165113854
Downs is either there or not. There is no halfway. Either you have the extra chromosome or you don't.
>rules say that you can't wear anything that shows political opinions
>wears hat anyways
>get banned
>complains about it
I support Trump, but that was just stupid
>>165113904
What happened there?
>>165113915
>girl
>>165113883
>be slav
>never seen a trans person in my life here
>the internet is full of them and I just got a triple dose
Explain
>>165113853
tranny cum
SHE STOLE HIS FUCKING CHIN
>Tran appears on camera
>Mass bans in chat
It's like the viewers are trying to tell us something. Like.... displeasure or something.
A ______ in the ____ of every __________ tranny _____
>>165113883
Everyone just does it to turn life on easy mode. All the "support" and immunity to criticism and what have you.
It is what it is.
>>165113904
Context?
>iateyourpie gets <300 viewers for sm64
inb4 "It wasn't a good fit for my stream"
>>165113816
>>165113836
It's beautiful
It's like watching a candle continue to flicker as the wax builds up and tries to snuff it out
>>165113953
What if you have half of an extra chromosome?
>>165113854
His head is a weird shape.
i literally cant stop laughing
>>165113984
Fucking delicious. Highly recommended.
>>165114020
>You are permanently banned from talking in gamesdonequick.
>>165113963
He didn't wear the hat. That's why they apologized, removed that ban, and then banned him for a completely different reason.
is moonmoon the pewdiepie of twitch? who is this fuck?
holy fuck
>>165114009
flower hair beautiful girl/boy
>>165113942
Lol holy fuck.>>165113980
>autogynophilia.
>This is even on Wikipedia
>Criticism of the research and theory has come from Charles Allen Moser, Julia Serano, Jaimie Veale, Larry Nuttbrock, John Bancroft, and others who say that the theory is poorly representative of trans women, and reduces gender identity to a matter of attraction. While Nuttbrock criticized it, he and his colleagues conducted research that fully supported the theory and replicated the most important findings of Blanchard's earlier work.
HOLY FUCK it really has to be, the amount of MtF is insane.
>>165113990
>That Adams apple on the tranny
Please end this event
>>165113990
I don't get it, guy's manly as fuck. Look at his jawline, his voice, his fucking arms. How does someone like that think they could have a single cell of femininity in them? Could have been an alpha male if he wasn't mentally ill.
I see, being a tranny is now considered trendy, like how it was trendy to be gay a few years ago.
>>165114015
>everyone fucking hates you and judges you for it
>literally likely to get the shit kicked out of you in public
man, those trannies have it so fucking easy
>>165113904
I'd also like an explanation
>that subtle Jet Force Gemini music in the background
Fuck, I wish I could enjoy it instead of listening to a man with a not-man voice and a girl with a not-girl voice
>remembering the exact URL
this is aspergers.
>>165113883
Think about it. Going trans instantly gives you a considerable base of people that will either support you or side with you (lefties, tumblerites, etc.), you get a population of people that will fetishize you, and you get to fulfill your fantasy/fetish of becoming your perfect woman.
>>165113803
.. is that a buttplug
gobl1n looks like he wants to die
>>165114180
When does this happen except in middle eastern shitholes.
What are the actual statistics?
>>165114153
He has a great smile, too. He could actually be happy in life, if we didn't all have fucked up concepts of it.
that's the most abstract pixel art i've ever seen.
That tranny looks like they belong in a Finnish melodic death metal band
>>165114180
>have literally zero friends
>get bullied
>life is hell
>turn into a "girl"
>still get some hate
>a fanatic group of SJW's will defend you and be your friend for no reason
Trust me, its easier. I would know :^)
>>165114256
*vomits*
>>165113990
I am actually jealous someone with such a rugged chin would choose to throw it all away.
>>165114029
Not an accurate measurement, if he pulls that next week then yeah it will get dropped hard. Not sure why he bothered picking it up, he will never play at the highest level which everyone has already seen.
I enjoy watching pie but he is dead to speedrunning.
Did I miss any cringe yet?
>>165113803
I want /pol/ to leave.
>the "girl" has bigger arms than I do
>>165114319
>>165114356
https://a.uguu.se/Dk6wFJGeQjz1_2017-01-09_22-34-15.webm
https://a.uguu.se/HeLeblN6UZyL_2017-01-09_22-35-45.webm
https://a.uguu.se/DtZbIr2EVa5n_2017-01-09_22-36-46.webm
https://a.uguu.se/EpSNUmkhGUyO_2017-01-09_22-37-41.webm
>>165114136
WTF??? No PeN1s?>??
>>165114356
its literally happening right now
>>165114285
It happens all the time! Why can't you be considerate of the plight that trans people face????
>>165114356
Did you miss any of the stream? If yes, thenyes
>>165114256
massive adam's apple
okay tranny time is over you time for real nigga hours are we cheering for skav
Ok guys you have to explain to me what the fuck the deal is with speedrunning and trannies.
>>165114375
>anything that conflicts with my artificial reality is a boogeymen mommy help
>ha ha so quirky I'm old and fat and deliberately put myself in front of the camera as much as possible to play my DS
>yes that's right, that is a DS
>I am old and playing video games!
gas everyone
>>165114285
pretty much happens everywhere, including here.
>>165114486
autistic speedrunners are the only ones that will give them the dicc
>>165114486
they're both focused on getting an extreme amount of attention.
>>165114519
>>165114486
autism is the glue that holds speedrunning and trannies together
>>165114486
>>165114268
No, that's why cosmo had narciButtPlug as a sub emote before he got banned yet another time.
>tfw (((subversive elements))) within the western world seek to feminize men to discourage and weaken the population
agdq is always a solid confidence boost
at least im not this bad, at least my dick is still intact
>>165114498
haha ok /pol/
>>165114256
What a cute feminine laugh!
>>165114486
they grew up more encouraged to play video games than cis girls
is AGDQ transitioning to a mostly transgender speedrun event?
no really tranny time is finished you can go now
>>165114621
not an argument
>>165114657
Yes.
>>165114486
A hobby full of thirsty betas.
>ANY AMOUNT IS FINE
>JUST FUCKING GIVE US YOUR MONEY GOY
>IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE
>THINK OF ALL THOSE AFRICANS AND SPICS IN PUERTO RICO WITH CANCER
>>165114519
If that old guy died right now at least a couple thousand people would remember him this time next year, and ask where he was.
How many people would remember you one year after you died?
If I hear one more fucking "waah"
who is this guy choking on semen while trying to shill for donations
>>165114561
fucking riveting statistics and sources.
>>165114617
this
>>165114375
tell that to the dolts bringing up the retarded hat-story time and time again. this has nothing to do with /pol/.
>>165109676
keep up the good work! I mean it.
>>165114486
Mental illness is a large part of being attracted to speed running, ergo more trannies
>>165113904
He deserved it.
>>165113964
>>165114020
>>165114181
He was talking about why he supportsDr*mpf.
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>165114650
and cute feminine penis! CUTE!
>>165114486
>speedrunners already need a degree of autism
>liberal hugboxes and most speedrunners holding left-wing views, just look at the maga hat shenanigans yesterday
>talk to their friends about weird feelings
>get encouraged to be fucking trans
>their only community are sycophant viewers, donators and hugbox friends who are glorified yes men
>the autism compels them further
>autistic betas encourage this shit further
>they get more attention and donations which has pavlov screaming from his fucking grave
>the process is complete
>Tranny Tetris was only able to bring in $7,000
When are these idiots going to learn that pandering to extreme minorities in an already small population is not going to make them successful?
>>165114716
>the worth of a man is defined by how many anonymous twitch users were aware of a meme representation of his existence
Autism everyone.
>>165114684
haha of course not /pol/
>>165114657
It's transitioning into an SJW con. Speedrunning was just a starting boost.
>>165114716
If any of us genuinely cared about something like that we wouldn't waste our time shitposting about a money laundering scheme run by a man with the longest known case of mono while perusing a mongolian horse-rearing forum.
>>165114617
As if any of the proud women at AGDQ will get their tackle removed
>Cruis'n World music
Why was Werster banned from AGDQ?
>long time watching, first time donating
Oddly enough we got greetings from France this time.
>>165114934
to take care of his wife's son
>>165114934
no f*n allowed
>>165114823
I don't believe that
>>165114870
How many of any type of people will be aware of any representation of your existence?
>>165114713
>US-only charity
>>165114786
I'm still here and I'm still recording, but man it's been slim pickings this marathon. I mean I can make a bunch of shit from the interview but they're not even making any good facial expressions.
>>165114934
r*ped cosmo
>>165114934
some faggots are allowed, others not
>>165114934
for saying "a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK" at sgdq 2015 at the bonus stream.
>>165114934
Being 100% serious, he isn't banned he just has to take care of his wife's sun and can't speedrun much anymore.
>>165114934
It was only for one event, he could go again but he wants to take care of his wife's son (no joke)
>international event
>pcf is domestic to United States only
>>165114987
my family and friends
its irrelevant though, see my original post.
>>165114823
I'm disappointed if that's true.
>>165113497
>That fucking picture
>Cute anime girl
>Reality
>Adam Sessler trying out for a metal band
>my mom is dying this year
>shout out to the german restream
when are they gonna beat cancer so we can stop having such shitty comments
>>165113305
The "11k Haramabe votes" was a hoax.
doesn't 90% of the donations towards PCF go into the pockets of mike uyama and PCF executives?
>>165115067
>yet another Yetee plug
They must really be laundering a lot of money this year
>>165115001
Good! I appreciate your effort. I find myself enjoying these webm's greatly for some reason.
>>165114934
he posted a picture of himself holding the hotel key cards of dozens of dudes that he pozzed over the week of AGDQ 2016.
>>165115172
welcome to gdq
>>165112842
I'd take a chance at getting banned to piss off sjws 2bh
WOULD YOU LIKE AN EGGROLL?
NECK SHIVVER SPOTTED
BE ON GUARD
>>165115172
99% goes to uyama .9% goes to PCF and .1% goes to passing out pamphlets that tell people to get checked for cancer
>grommr on the couch
oh no this is going to end in vore isn't it
B I G
I
G
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>165115108
when are they gonna beat cancer so we can stop having trannies
>>165114138
comments like this make my day bby <3~
T H I N N
>>165113883
It's seriously fucked how widespread this shit is nowadays. Years ago I'd probably see a transgender person once in a blue moon. Then I'd just think "Oh man, this person must have REALLY had the desire to be a woman and probably had a fucked up childhood or some shit, good on them." Nowadays though this shit seems like a fad and everyone is quick to order their estrogen pills the moment they have ANY thought of becoming a girl. Like, holy shit you're fucking with the chemistry of your body and not even thinking for a second how this will affect you years down the road. But no, it's okay because as soon as you announce that you're going MtF you're instantly the next coming of Christ to your peers.
>>165115303
agdq respects all fetishes
>>165114835
word
feasel sounds so nervous next to that gigantic sexy mass mountain of a man
>trihard not banned yet
>>165114823
>Dr*mpf
what
>>165114316
>>have literally zero friends
>>get bullied
>>life is hell
>>join a gaming hobby
>>a fanatic group of SJW's will attack you and demand the whole community be all about them for no reason
>>165115396
is she a real girl or one who chopped their dingus off
>>165115396
Hahahahahahahah
>>165115396
YAMETE
we rooting for skav?
>>165115513
chopped dingus
TriHard EAST CHICKEN TriHard
>10 minute timeout
>>165115396
>female representation
wdhmbt
someone post the grommr pic
>>165115396
>female
does "she" even do HRT? looks more masculine than I do desu
>>165115396
Wat? No one gives a rats ass about enchantress in twitch chat. It was all about SAKURA.
>big john
based
shivs to the left of me, grommr's to the right
here i am
stuck in the middle with you
>>165115593
>>165115252
he still bulkin?
>ooo death already?
HAHAHA
>>165115396
>female representation
shoutouts to grommr for helping me distend my gut as much as possible
>>165115631
post pics desu
Poor Kev.
>that's never happened before!
Just kill me.
>>165115761
that legit never happens
>>165115760
>his determination:gone
>>165115396
Can you stop?
>>165115760
I cant wait for his suicide, thatll bring in big donations
>Blaster master race
>UA on the couch
This is fucking shit
>>165115760
>that chin
no wonder he has that shitty mutton chop beard
:P
>>165115797
that literally has never
>>165115761
What never happened? I missed it
>>165115760
He is going back to this hotel room right now to jack off to Sakura rape porn.
>>165115827
UA is THE blaster master runner you doofus
>>165115685
He's a she, ok shitlord?????
>>165115827
Keep your necked protected, Anon.
He's coming.
>>165115396
It's weird how hard they'll try to really, truly believe they're women.
>>165115865
second boss just wasn't there for some reason and got skav back in the race
>>165115832
A beard is a good way to hide a short chin like that.
>>165115893
I'd do the same honestly just to offset some of the shame that speedrun brought to Sakura.
>>165115836
o_o
>>165115930
>mfw that one ""female"" track runner at the olympics last year that was obviously a fucking man, and crushed everyone else
born to early for when trannies go extinct
tfw
why is that afric*n-american dude SO big?
Bitch. You aint kawaii.
we need to switch genders to male, female, and wrong.
any trannies are put in the wrong category and still get to compete with each other
>>165116092
free protein from grommr
>>165116092
IT'S BIG JON
>>165116116
golden gotta make it all about golden
>>165115836
kek
>calls himself bigjon
>is big
What did he mean by this?
>>165115930
>>165116052
Well, I guess that's one way to win
>>165116232
he's being literal
WHY ARe THERE NIGGERS IN MY AGDQ WHAT THE FUCK
WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER
>>165116116
>>165116052
>the """""female""""" mma fighter who put her opponents in the hospital because """"""""""""""""she""""""""""""""""" identifies as a woman
id like to think theyre just abusing the system
>>165116290
>perfectly cutting jon out.
>>165116269
Hail Trump! Hail Victory!!
friendly reminder not to support gdq
>>165116052
check your privilege shitlord. Miss. Semenya is a beautiful women.
>be a male weightlifter
>wear feminine clothing and change your hairstyle to be a more girly
>refer to yourself as a female name and join female competitions as a transsexual
>if anyone complains, they're oppressive and sexist
I love it
is that bigjon06
should I repost that gainer fetish vid I have of him
>>165116269
You can always spot the liberals pretending because they don't understand subtlety.
It's also why liberals are literally not capable of making memes. Well, that and there is no humor in the status quo.
>>165116092
>do something wrong
>save time
>wait, that's a DQ because we said so!
hmm, nice category blastards
>>165116414
what a beaut
>>165116424
oh god yes
>>165115893
>Sakura rape porn
link?
if games are done so quick why does this event take 7 days?
>>165116508
its a lot of games
>>165116508
To fit in all the ads
>>165116424
i deleted my "big jon exposed" folder. I felt too guilty. he's just so nice.
>>165116418
>Satire is becoming real
Only a few more years before Idiocracy
>>165116454
Are you upset my fascist friend?
>>165116465
>encouragers
why is this shit not illegal
>>165116508
to accommodate all the setup time
>>165115893
>Implying he didn't just go hug his L-tetromino-shaped daki of sakura.
Watching the SH4 run, is the current run worth watching?
>>165116623
It's not against the law to make yourself fat
>>165116414
I'm pretty sure she's female, she just takes testosterone treatments and for political reasons they can't treat it as if it were steroids or performance enhancing drugs.
>>165116290
>me on the back right
>>165116508
to accommodate for the things that have never happened before
>>165116465
>tfw bloater
>>165116669
we're not allowed to take drugs in the veil of "harm reduction"; these people are killing themselves and "encouragers" are egging them on to do so, I just don't understand anymore.
>audio getting fucked up at random
>UA is on the couch
do we have a tech phantom screwing with the event??
>>165116701
"she" has internal testicles and has over 3x more naturally producing testosterone than "her" competitors.
>>165116803
Don't be ridiculous. Gremlins aren't real. Gremlins don't exist. It's a fairy tail so just let it go.
>>165116803
No, just the specter of incompetence
>>165116482
it's gonna take me a sec
last time i uploaded it was to a burner youtube account and my account got banned iirc
>>165116803
I hope the whole thing goes down in flames and they never do it again
>>165116701
She's born a hermaphrodite, has no ovaries and internal testicles that produce testosterone 3X the normal amount compared to a genetic girl.
>>165116860
She is a woman
>>165116424
let me prepare to blow some loads
>>165116915
you could always pop it on zippyshare if you dont want to make a new acc
>>165116921
*shivs you*
>>165116915
he's an ethical hacker. he'll send the cyberpolice after you next time.
>>165116975
What do "her" chromosomes say?
>maga hats are banned because they are controversial
>2hu plushes are banned because they are controversial
>trannies aren't banned because they somehow aren't controversial
I want off this ride.
>>165116975
he* is a man*
I hope every transphobic comment poster in this thread is arrested and dies in prison.
>>165116995
*flies out of the way and bird laughs*
that fucking donation
GRAND DAD
>>165116915
Upload to mega.
>>165117056
>>165117041
Why did they ban toys on the couch again?
Was it because of the llama?
>>165117056
11 days left! string em up!
>>165117041
maga hats i kinda get because the only people wearing them at this point are people looking for a fight
2hu plushies shouldn't be banned, but you're also a waste of life for having them
and trannies aren't hurting anyone
FLEENSTONES?!
>>165117041
When you understand it isnt about anything but their feelings you will understand how leftists think. It isnt about right and wrong or whats fair. Its full of cognitive dissonance. There is no understanding, they dont think like you do.
>>165117041
My thoughts exactly.
>>165114256
there are two kinds of people
those who think this is disgusting
those who pretend this isn't disgusting
I don't believe that those "guys stop being transphobic" actually aren't disgusted deep inside
>>165117041
MUH
SAFE
SPACE
HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE
IF SHE SAYS SHES A GIRL SHES A GIRL
NO TOYS ON THE COUCH, NO HATS MADE BY A RAPIST SEXIST PIG
LITERALLY SHAKING
>>165117041
>every other cunt allowed to hug plushies and dance them around for hours on camera
>big ass black hambeast allowed to bring real live dog (probably her emergency food) onto the couch with her
>towards the end starts holding its muzzle shut so it doesn't make too much of a fuss
So tolerant!
>>165117161
They're hurting society.
>>165117161
>people looking for a fight
As if the numales offended by that could actually put up a fight.
>>165117176
/pol/ now is not the time
>>165116418
>That 30something manlet at the bottom
lmao
>>165117212
Feelings are irrelevant. We're discussing facts. Y chromosome means he's a man. Testicles means he's a man. The reason why sports are separated by genders is strictly because of the physical differences between the sexes; not genders.
>>165117212
He is a man regardless of your feelings.
>>165117217
Why was the dog allowed? It's controversial to muslims.
>>165117217
During what did this happen in?
>>165117287
never a bad time for /pol/ desu
>>165117287
Sorry, it isnt pol anymore its reality.
Your reaction is literally an example of the cognitive dissonance I was posting about.
>>165117212
why did you delete?
>>165117236
you're only upset because you're thinking about fucking them
and you'd never have a chance in hell even with an ugly tranny anyway so why waste the energy
>>165117346
Guarantee he has muscular-dystrophy or some shit
I wonder what it's like to live your life like this.
>>165117405
Please don't project your degenerate fetishes onto others.
>>165117389
no it isn't /pol/
which of you edgelords is hijacking the AGDQ2017 hashtag
>>165117369
I can't remember which game since she was on the couch a couple of times, but it was yesterday
I remember one of the games she was on the couch for was MGS 2
>>165117512
Did user wordsthatyoumadeup just assume the pronoun?
>>165117517
That isn't an argument in response to mine.
>>165115396
>female
literally broader shoulders than me
>>165117583
/pol/ you really need to stop with this "not an argument" meme
>>165117647
again, not an argument
>>165116607
underrated post
>>165117513
Hahahahaha oh fuck
I've received a warning from the mods for a comment I wrote about transexual people.
I would like to apologize to everyone. /srg/ has helped me through a really rough time in my life. I was going through a great depression, and my grandfather had passed away, and other much more personal stuff that I do not feel like sharing (sorry). And I would like to greatly apologize to the stuff and other in the community I affected. I understand I was not always the nice person. Hell, I never was but I just want to make it up to you, ya know? And again I want to come back to say sorry to all those that I upset or angered. And I wish to state that I am changed and I am not an arrogant little shit that I was, I'm much more mature and responsible then I posted. I have transexual friends myself and to think that I could say things about them that I don't believe myself... And again I wish to all the mods and users I offended, I am deeply sorry for what I've done to them and all I wish for is forgiveness and I hope you can see it in your hearts to forgive the one the pissed you off the most. I hope I'm not asking for to much and I'm terrible sorry for wasting your time with this but thank you so very much for taking your time out of your life and day to read this post. II can't say I'd forgive myself and what I said was unforgivable, so I completely understand. Thank you again for reading this and have a wounderful day.
friendly reminder that skinheads have no concept of reason or decency
ignore and filter
I forgot why I was permabanned from the twitch chat
>>165117681
/pol/ that's literally the opposite of what i said
>>165117513
can that retard not put his foot in his mouth for once
>>165117647
Because it isnt. It isnt a meme, you are too retarded to understand its a legitimate statement.
>>165117726
Here's a (You) for all the effort you put into that post.
>>165117765
/pol/ come on you can't just call memes not-memes
next thing you know you'll be calling arguments not-arguments
>>165117754
You may have posted the wrong emote at the wrong time, for instance: TriHard, WutFace, any of the triggered/tranny emotes, or even KappaPride.
https://youtu.be/I3NfG4v1_2M
https://youtu.be/16qIJUw-0_c
https://youtu.be/hFTh1E0NRqs
dunno if they're finished processing but they'll be there when they're done
will they ever bring BigNig back?
>>165117869
Whether something is a meme or a nigger isnt in the eye of the beholder. Its blatantly obvious from across the room.
>>165117831
>effort
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/54zqai/roblox_apology_letter/
>AGDQ 2016:
>Mike Uyama has turned this into a nofun corporate shitfest and is skimming thousands with a scam "charity" for his own profit! We should boycott this trash and make our own marathons!
>AGDQ 2017:
>the trannies are ruining videogames! If we remove trannies it will fix everything! I hate the trannies! reeeeeeeeee
>>165117897
what in the fuck is this? context?
>>165117947
/pol/ there you go again, bringing everything back to race
not even hiding it at this point
>>165117754
For me it was posting the word 'tranny' during the SGDQ 2016 Pikmin run.
>>165117726
where do you think we are
>>165117897
Why do you do this
Leave big jon alone
>>165117897
You should think about wearing a longer shirt
A message to transexuals.
I am a girl. I was born a girl in a girl's body. I have two X chromosomes. Transexuals are mentally ill degenerates. They are not girls. They have one X chromosome and one Y chromosome. No amount of estrogen or HRT will ever make you a real girl. You will never be able to have children. You will never be able to experience motherhood, menstruation or the female orgasm. You will always be a freak. You will always be disgusting to men. Quit pretending you are a girl, you are not.
Kindly kys you'reself.
t. a girl.
>>165117991
that's bigjon06, he's on the couch right now
>>165117993
I never did.
>>165117726
If you really are sorry.........................................................................then post a video of you getting railed in the mouth and ass by your tranny friends.
>>165114109
Some overwatch shitter that somehow managed to become more cancerous then Forsen subs.
>>165118010
who is the qt in the back right?
>>165118051
>Kindly kys you'reself.
>t. a girl.
Stop pretending to be one of us, trasphobic male /pol/ poster.
I am a real girl and I love all genders equally.
>>165117897
what the actual fuck
>>165117872
>>165117996
I think I got banned during vanilla Cosmo's Windwaker run that one year
Lol
>>165117897
Please stop.
>>165118196
ssskinner. you may know her from let's play leisure suit larry: box office bust.
>>165118051
>implying a girl could have written that well thought out post
Also tits or gtfo
>39:00 estimate
>38:37
>39:21
JUST
>>165118051
wtf i love naturally gendered women now
>>165118216
there are only 2 genders
>>165118324
>>165118319
better times
>>165118361
Banned
>>165117897
THICC!
>>165118216
tits or out.
>>165118106
good to know /pol/, glad we reached an understanding
>these fucking dabbing faggots
I'm not making a webm of that shit. Attention whores.
OMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3NfG4v1_2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16qIJUw-0_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFTh1E0NRqs
>yfw you realize jon is arching the shit out of his back in all of those videos to make himself look bigger
>he literally pulls a ds out as soon as it cuts to him
this guy is an attention whore
About to start learning JP Ape Escape 3 on PS3! Wish me luck, bros!
Wheres Kikeyama
Props to EnchantressOfNumbers for female representation with a solid run
True to form, Twitch chat was pretty cancerous, so I'd just like to take a second to appreciate her run. Good execution all around in a pretty volatile game, she pulled through with a time that could have been a heck of a lot worse. And of course, it's always refreshing to see female representation in a pretty heavily male-dominated event, so plenty of respect to her for that.what goes through peoples heads when they post this kind of shit?
The God Gamer Stigma
so this jon guy is proud of being fat?
>>165118567
At home, sick as usual.
leave big jon alone
>>165117897
>when u just destroyed 10 protein shakes and ur feeling powerful af
Someone should archive how times the word "cancer" is said on stream over seven days. I bet that's way over a million.
>>165118319
>bad end %
>EST 19:45
>time 19:39
great
>>165118573
they silently agree, they just post this stuff to look cool and progressive
>>165118613
>>165118625
Wasn't he on the couch during Sunset Riders?
>>165118559
good luck
>talking to chat
>after half of chat was banned during Tetris
Oh wait, he's just asking for money
What a fucking faggot, I bet Uyama loves him.
>"its all about the positivity this week"
Except for all those dead grandmas and grandpa's, people announcing how their family, their dogs and the spiders underneath the floorboards are fighting with cancer.
>>165118573
What does through their heads? Visions of their dick sliding in and out of EnchantressOfNumbers slick wet slit, duh.
>>165118573
>And of course, it's always refreshing to see female representation in a pretty heavily male-dominated event
Did he just devalue the XX-bearing individuals who run games in these events?
Bigot
the jon videos are turning me on
help
Do they have a Grommr for girls?
Like imagine getting Edobean a couple of high calorie shakes
Just a few of them
Until that extra one or two pounds goes to her breasts
And her already struggling not to snap 32DDD bra just can't take the stress anymore and the fabric literally tears apart at the seams
Those milk sacks just slowly spilling out over the tattered fabric
>>165118718
Such is life in Germany.
>165118519
>big jon videos get reupped and posted here first
>someone posts them in the /v/ thread
>you post them back here
death
DEATH to ALL tranny FREAKS
>>165118746
think of anime tiddies
>>165118746one of us
>>165118519
oh yeah jon is a gay weight gain fetishist I thought we all knew this
When you come home from a hard day of gassing nogs and turn on a comfy agdq stream to find this huge beast on the couch
>>165118746
>tfw very very tired but can't miss the next few runs
NICE 20 MINUTES OF SOME ASSHOLE READING DONATIONS
GOOD WORK
>my mum has two different types of cancer or double cancer as I like to call it
>TAKE THIS 5 DOLLARS FOR THIS VIDEO GAME AND KICK CANCER'S BUTT!
>>165118710
it's all about the positivity, now that all of the degenerates were removed from the chat.
>>165118780
Lets kick cancer's but and hear those greetings from around the world!GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
uh ffuck i just want edobean to sit on me and crush all 208 of my bones into a fine powder and then release an enormous fart scattering my ashes far and wide
>>165118823
dont forget the dabbing and ds's
Does anyone have the no maga hat warning that wasn't edited?
>>165118767
please keep your autistic ramblings to yourself
>>165117389
MUH LIBRULS MUH LEFTISTS MUH LIBRULS MUH LEFTISTS
>>165118863
I almost choked on my water you dickhead
>>165118767
Yeah, feeding fetish shit is small time
How does these fucks expect donations from when they permaban anyone for being remotely offensive.
DXTR AND SINISTER HYPE
>>165118863
i want that to happen to me except the part where my bones get crushed
>>165118823
I bet they get more donations if he's spending time reading them. I wonder if these setup times have anulterior motive
>>165118861
what if people are saying greetings from germany because they're ashamed of the country they're from
>>165118981
He doesn't like that tranny cum.
>>165118718
Greetings from Germany. First time donator, long time watcher. My grandpas dog just died of cancer this week, so this donation is highly personal for me. I would donate more, but every little bit helps. My father is transgender and has cancer too, so I really hope we can kick cancers butt.
Oh and by the way, kill the animals
anyone at agdq looking to level up come stop by room 500
/r/ new bread
Grommr is specifically for gay men in case you were wondering.
>>165118968
anonymous donor man will save the stream either way
>>165107641
Holy shit Is that Chin-Chan?!
the CURE for tranny NUTTERS is 22ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN
>sinister
when sinister game
>>165119097
>assuming big jon's sexuality
>>165119137
not this gdq
>>165119045
I would be pretty ashamed to be from Germany of the current year.
>>165117897
LEAVE JOHN ALONE ;-;
>>165119203
askjdfkjsafhjdasjfdsgafgkhsagfdasf
>>165119187
loving this assuming reddit meme we have now
>>165118929
now thats what I called triggered "this literally never happens" edition
My friend just got asked to leave the main room because he lent over to me and made a cancer joke saying "half these people here need to speedrun the terminal stage and die already" and someone must have told on him.
>DXTR already fucking blew it
>>165119117
Oh hey it's you again
BOI HE BOUT TA DO IT
When is the next real game? Not garbage from 1968
>>165119260
>now
>>165119260
Did you just assume his online community of origin?
>based DXTR losing
>>165119113
>>165119336
Where do you people get this shit from?
>>165119342
Not in a while.
Frankly 3D games are much more fun because of all the out of bounds tricks, glitches and what have you.
if we max out le ASSUMPTION meme maybe everyone will get absolutely sick of it
>>165119430
>Not knowing Chin-chan
Fucking newfags.
>>165119336
>assuming it's a he
>>165119430
he's streaming live
>>165119534
To be fair, that was a long fucking time ago.
>>165119534
>here this long to know chin-chan
pathetic NEET fags.
>>165119430
Greetings from Deutschland
>>165119441
NO!
Have you not learned anything? EVERYTIME you do that to a meme, people will only start taking it seriously and like every "joke" or whatever on the internet, it will not stop, ever. It will be ran to the ground and people will say it even when 99% of the population lose their shit at the sight of it.
You underestimate the sheer autism and total retardation of online shitlords.
Pretend to be a retard? you attract actual retards and your joke backfires.
Ironically post trap threads? you attract actual traps or unintentionally turn beta losers into traps.
It never ends.
>>165119596
>>165119598
Back to your subs filthy R*dditors
>>165119542
she
i agree with the /srg/ hivemind on a lot but you have to stop calling narci a he
>>165119690
How dare you.
>>165119534
I mainly visit /vg/ for /d2g/
I am not well versed in other memes.
>>165119045
Well they'd be pretty fucking stupid, what's worse than Germany nowadays?
>>165119598
I'm from 2008, technically I'm a newfag too.Almost a decade, holy shit.
>>165119824
It's time to stop, anon.
>>165119534
I'm with this guy, if you don't know Chin-chan you might be a newfag.
>>165119824
ho lee shit
>>165119729
how do you define a she? biologically, two x chromosomes and a vagina.
cosmo has neither. Just because I put on a cop outfit doesn't make me a police officer.
I will not contribute to his issues. This young man needs help.
I heard there were some spicy memes here
How can you call yourself an oldfag if you don't even have a vanity tripcode?
>>165119824
are you me?
>>165119896
Let me tell you a little secret.There's no getting off. You're here forever.
>>165116465
>l4d3 special infected names
>>165119975
Get outta here
>>165119940
>how do you define a she?
not cosmo that's for sure.
>>165119940
>This young man needs help.
He only needs a BULLET in his HEAD.
>>165119975
>>165119824
2008 represent
>>165119824
>tfw 05er
>>165119907i fapped to her nudesmultiple times
RIP DXTR HES WASHED UP
PACK IT UP
i wish cosmo would unprivate his videos
>be old fuck
>game run ends
>whip out DS
>"look at me! I'm a gaymer!"
>>165120145
2008 too. I think it truly was the year when every newfag flooded to the site.
I had to double check to make sure this was srg
>>165120319
For vvhat pvrpose?
>the next game on the same fucking system with the same runner
>hey let's take 10 minutes and read some lol so randumb donations
>>165120429
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>165120429
you just don't GET GDQ tech
>>165120429
How else could we hear the donator's hilarious comments and moans about their dead family?
he had some really good runs
>>165120429
It takes 20 mins for the tech guys to figure out how to change a nes cartridge
>>165120540
Yeah like my nose rn also check em
>>165120429
hey HEY HEY HEY
they have to switch the cartridge.
takes atleast 10m to verify its working, might have to blow in it etc.
>>165120383
Yeah, the shitposting has gotten much faster.
>>165120383
There are no speedruns here boss
Guys can we just talk about the games, please?
>>165120636
don't forget that the runner needs to plug in his controller and make sure it's working, you never know
>>165120614
They probably didn't have enough people submit runs because they banned everyone. Gotta fill the time somehow.
>>165120697
The what?
>>165120697
2d Ninja gaiden is shit
>not one single metion of ninja gaiden in this thread
LOL
reminder not to watch or support gdq
>>165120697
>talking about games and not trannys
What are you some kind of faget?
>>165120820
nothing we haven't seen a million times already and the race was a joke
>>165120820
im just interested in making sure speedrunning is diverse and safe
>>165120902
I feel unsafe around fake females
>>165120697
>>165120160
Chin-Chan had a nice body, shame about the face tho.
>>165121035
she also seemed like an actually nice girl. oh well, some people are just meant to have horrifically disfigured faces I guess.