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>Oasis | New Map Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhVZ-QIu4jk

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously:
>>165066064
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTRLtD_ZqoQ

FUCKING DESTROYED
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>>165090331
He got cut by a sword not a meat grinder. Not sure why they decided to turn him into a human X-box but it seems to be mostly for military purposes since they wanted to take down the Shimada clan.
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cyka blyat
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Tracer!
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hana song
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Maybe now people will stop associating Pharah with that slut.
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>400th widow OP

fucking originality
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>>165090825
>tfw Pharah is canonically the purest
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>>165090739
Pharmercy fags on suicide watch! /u/ , tumblr and Reddit literally shaking! Based Chu does it again after shitting on Reaper76 homofags by cancelling Cuck Strike and on Widowtracer retards by revealing Emily! The absolute madman!
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Can we talk about maps?

What's your favorite?

Whats your least favorite?

Have any interesting ideas for new maps?
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FUCK YOU GENJI
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WHERE

IS

1V1

ARCADE

?
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>>165090739
>>165090739
>>165090739
A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING DEVASTATING MOMENT

PHARMERCY STATUS:
[] NOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
[X] BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>tfw you will never feel Sombra's slender brown toes daintily wrapped around the shaft of your cock

why even live
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>2016 is a bloodbath
>2017 begins with the death of Pharmercyfags
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So by consensus soldier 76 is best dps. Who's the worst?
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>>165091145
>footfag

disgusting. everyone knows invisible bj is the way to go
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why am I getting shit teams all of a sudden
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>>165091059
>>165090940
>>165090908
>>165090825
>>165090739
>>165090654
>>165091174
REMINDER THAT THIS THREAD IS NO LONGER A SAFE SPACE FOR LESBOSHIPPER CANCER

THE ONLY CANON LESBIAN IS LITERALLY WITH AN NPC

CARPETMUNCHERS GO AND STAY GO
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>>165091185
right now, mccree since he just feels redundant. but i hate to say that because i really like him
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I dont care about canon
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>>165091501
Good thing a site exists for retarded crack shippers like you.

>>>/t/umblr
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Justice rains froAUGH.
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>>165091501
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Just give me the patch already
I want to backwards wallride
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Post new hero ideas here! I'll start...
>healer
>can pull a fuckton of heals out of her ass at any range on demand but it's totally balanced because you have to aim a large hitbox that can be hitscan or projectile to heal
>can do damage to enemies with the exact same function that heals teammates
>also has a grenade that can heal, buff friendly healing, negate enemy healing, and do damage in a decently sized radius with a minor cooldown and no counters
>can completely deny most ults with the ability above or another stun ability on a similarly minor cooldown
>she will objectively be the best healer in the game but will also be a monster in 1v1s with flankers too for some fucking reason
>ult makes a teammate all glowy so they do more damage and take less
thoughts? critiques? do you think this is balanced?
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>>165091019

Play a lot of 3v3 and you'll see what kind of a shitfest 1v1 would be.
I play elimination almost exclusively and 1v1 comes up quite often.
It usually ends up with me (S76 or Ana) vs. Roadfat and I just kite him infinitely until he fucks up and dies.
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capture tracer
brainwash tracer
corrupt tracer
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Would you?
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>tfw you don't care about any ship, but the mental gymnastics shippers employ are hilarious to watch in action
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I honestly really like GenjixMercy - I'm really glad its (seemingly) happening!
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>Ana is overpowered to the point that any second support the team gets, it's considered the "off-support" and this is somewhat okay
Really makes you think.
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>>165091854
delet this right now
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See this
What do?
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>>165091881
Now we just need that Reaper/76 fag to show up
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>>165091874
of course
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>>165091991
Leave
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>>165090987
>Yes/Maybe
>Lijang Tower, Dorado, Route 66, Oasis
>Volskya, Hanamura, Anubis
>Lunar base where Winston grew up
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What is D.VA's best skin?
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>>165092095
you cant just draw a crotch shot like that and not also draw the dick
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>>165091923
t. Chu
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>>165092095
Lucio and Junkrat aren't that swole though.
I'd suck Lucio's dick, no homo.
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Go assault zen in quick play y/n
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>>165091881
This desu. Liking AnaHardt is the closest I ever really came to shipping anything, but it's kind of hilariously pathetic to watch shipfags delude themselves into thinking their OTPs hold any water.
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>>165090987
King's Row or Dorado
Any of the assault maps, but Hanamura especially
I'd like to see a map at any one of the other Watchpoints shown here
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>>165092169
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>>165092289
watchpoint new zealand in Roadhog's home
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Post small buff that aren't game changing but would be nice

>Molten core upgrades your level 1 turret to level 2 on activation

>Tactical visor makes helix rocket homing toward current target rather than miss because it fires at their current location rather than where they are moving

>Zenyatta line of sight for orbs are not broken by windows and glass

What else?
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Thoughts, blueberry friends?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1484004510403.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1484004548207.webm
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MERCY IS STRAIGHT
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>>165092276
Right, honestly most of the gency interactions so far haven't been that explicitly romantic, they're debatable. And their fans are so tiny compared to Pharmercy, but now that bigger crowd has been pressed as fuck so I'm looking forward to the shitstorm
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>>165092095
>Junkrat
Why does he look so uncertain? Is he self-conscious?

>>165092271
Junkrat's got decent muscle mass in spite of being a skeleton, but I'm with you on Lucio. He looks way softer than that.
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>You have eliminated Player's Mech
>Player has eliminated you
Why is this allowed?
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>>165092289
Madagascar jungle map?
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>>165092442
>that motorboating

What a time to be alive
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>>165091991
>"Hana, that's your stepfather."
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Mercy sliding Genji's metal cock inside of her and riding him as load after load coats her insides. Genji grabbing her ass and holding her down as his pnuematic penis gives her multiple orgasms
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>>165090654
>>165090739
>>165091253
This salt is fucking delicious. I hope there will be more of it as the rumor spreads.
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How would you improve Lucio's offensive abilities?
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>>165092274
Yes, it's quick play. Who gives a shit?
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>tfw Mercy will never take your sperm sample
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>>165092386
Roadhog lived in the Outback, anon. I don't think New Zealand was affected by what happened there, so I imagine it'd probably just look like Gibraltar.
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>>165092257
>those breasts

fucking millennials
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>>165092561
Could be neat. Maybe have the watchpoint's focus on plants or something so in five years after Overwatch was disbanded things went out of control so the inside is all overgrown.
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>>165092550
>discord the mech
>discord the girl
>peace be upon you
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>>165092289
Watchpoint: Madagascar

Port is closed
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>>165092692
you dont, because he's a healer
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>>165092726
>someone animated this, hunched over a computer, for hours
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>New voicelines
>D.va : "I hope we dont get banned for this"

W-what did she mean by this??
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>>165092692
Increased projectile speed.
That's it.
Less spraying and hoping for the best.
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>>165092692
Why would you? Lucio isn't meant for any more dps than he already does, Zen fills the healer/dps role
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>tfw you kill the enemy mercy and assert yourself as the alpha healslut
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>>165090987
>What's your favorite?
Lijiang Tower if I had to pick one. Kings Row, Numbani, Nepal, and Dorado are also good.
>Whats your least favorite?
All the 2CP maps and Illios.
>Have any interesting ideas for new maps?
Talon Headquarters
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>>165092868
Small blue tits are the best
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>>165092692
Well he can already take care of winston on his own what else do you want
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when do we get the dance emotes? they were shown off months ago
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>>165092793
>>165092862

Then how come Ana can take most heroes on the game in a 1v1?
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>>165091791
>shitfest 1v1 would be.
Are you pretending to be stupid or what? This game has already had 1v1 arcade, it was there before they added Oasis arcade and it got replaced

And it was tons of fun, I playyed 1v1 arcade more than any other mode
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>>165092806
DVa streaming her first time live on stream
But with who?
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>>165092985
Because she's broken.
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I'm confused, where did geinji x mercy even come from? People ship that? From what I could tell people mostly cared about pharah and mercy
so many hot art from that pair, my god
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>>165092985
because she's broken
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>>165092976
Is there any hero on the game that can't take Winston on their own?
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>Playing Pharah today
>Critical health
>Call for healing, we only have one healer
>It's Mercy
>She doesn't heal me
>Have to hunt health packs, even running up to her she won't heal me
>After we lose I ask what the fuck was the deal
>"Sorry uhm... I don't feel comfortable healing Pharah right now."

Thanks Blizzard.
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It's not fair, why did they make her gay?
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>>165090987
>What's your favorite?
Nepal, King's Row, Hollywood
>Whats your least favorite?
2CP/assault maps are absolute shit-tier. I also never feel like playing Numbani.
>Have any interesting ideas for new maps?
A jungle or desert-themed map would be nice. Or an underwater base of some kind.
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>>165093131
mercy with no allies to fly to
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>>165093027
Her dad.

Doesn't she have some rare line where she broods that she still can't beat her dad?
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>>165093131
Symmetra
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>>165091854
Tracer is for befriending, going to pubs with and drunkingly singing whatever The Clash songs the jukebox has, and nothing more.
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>>165093117
One of the OW writers is a asian with a fetish/pipe dream for AMWF. Genji is his self-insert.
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>>165093142
I almost believe you
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>>165093115
>>165093121
So if Blizz doesn't nerf Ana, the logical step is to break the other healers.
40 damage per shot seems like a great thing on Lucio.
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>>165090987
>What's your favorite?
>Dorado or Hanamura
>Whats your least favorite?
>Napal
>Have any interesting ideas for new maps?
some kinda forest map would be cool or maybe a moon map
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>>165093027
An experienced guy
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>>165093117
Good thing rule 34 and fan art doesn't affect the story they already had in mind for the two. What the fuck do you mean 'where did it come from'? Are you fucking stupid? Well, you like Pharah x Mercy, so you must be.
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>>165093131
that depends on the range of engagement, but you could say that about most hero matchups
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>doing placements
>some faggot locks in genji instantly
>welp, there goes this match
>lv 77 only 13 hours played
>6 hours as genji
>2 as hanzo
>this genij is extra special retarded though
>holds on to his ult THE ENTIRE MATCH
>BOTH ROUNDS
>"im not wasting my ult on one kill"
>had several opportunities to actually contribute
>never does
>brags about silver elims
>do my best with 5v6
>call him shit
>uses "im playing for fun" defense
>also its bizzaro day
>enemy torb defends faggot genji

i dont think im finishing my placements this season if it means i run the risk of playing that retard. this is why avoid player needs to be brought back

faggots name is cataslay
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>>165091704
>>165091501
>>165092056
>>165092257
>>165092531
PHARMERCY YURIFAGS STILL IN DENIAL

IS JUST A RETARDED DELUSION TUMBLRWHALE GO BACK TO YOUR BOARD >>>/u/
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>>165093117
Mercy saved Genji's life and made his cyborg body. They've had lines together for ages, but they've gotten increasingly more fanfic-esque in nature since Chu took the reins.
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>>165093142
>Stupid shit that didn't happen for $200, Michael.
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>>165093142
What kind of fucking healslut tumblrite was that mercy i have never heard of that kind of behaviour
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>>165093117
It came from the original story stuff about Genji being saved by Mercy and some minor interactions. Apparently it's something that someone from Blizzard likes thought so they're pushing it.
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I want to gag on Widowmaker's big, fat cock if you know what I mean.
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>>165093352
What denial, shipperfags do not care about canon at all, no matter the franchise, they straight up ignore it
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>>165093364
>since Chu took the reins
>OW lead writer since before launch
Fandom doesn't drive storyline, /u/ shitter.
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>>165093339
Had a Genji player like that in one of my games who never used his ultimate and had over 60 hours as Genji only.
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>>165093304
I'd rather have Jack blindfold her and start fucking before she knows it's a stream.
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>>165092545
he's clearly eyeing genji's crotch
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If rein's job is to stand in front of his team with his shield then what the fuck am i supposed to do once it goes down?
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>>165093381
you've never heard of that happening because its made up
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Widowmaker looks pretty stupid.
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>>165092201
It's tucked in.
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>>165093628
what

how many layers of irony are you behind
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>>165093378
>>165093679
Why are you so devastated over a joke post? You must really ship Pharmercy. Sad!
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>>165093184
are you saying you didn't expect the girl that thinks short hair, ski goggles, a bomber jacket and crocs looks good to NOT be gay?
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>>165093296
Okay,

Lucio gets 40 damage per shot and a 50% standard movement speed boost

Zenyatta gets 150 armor and can throw multiple harmony/discord orbs

Mercy gets pharah since that's all she ever needed to be great

Symmetra gets removed from the roster entirely please
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>>165093673
hide until it recharges
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>>165093772
GO
BACK
TO
>>>/u/
RETARDED YURICANCER
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>>165093673
Swing if you can get a hit, charge if the situation calls for it, otherwise take cover.
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Blizzard confirmed for the seed of future doctors taking advantage of their patients! Literally shaking!
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>>165093673
whack some enemies or hang back depending on if you can survive it or not
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>>165092095
I love how reaper still uses his mask
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>>165093296
move the sleep dart from ana to mercy. there you go. balanced.
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>>165093303
>some kinda forest map would be cool
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg my inner lucio wants this so bad; I would never touch the ground ever again. it'd be like 2nd point in egypt but with 10x the number of pillars
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>>165093787
Great.
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>>165093816
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>>165093770
Are there people who think Tracer doesn't look good?
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>>165093828
>implying patient/doctor relationships aren't super fucking creepy and also generally career ending in real life.

Like blowing Pharamecy shippers outta the water is nice but let's not pretend this is any better.
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>>165093271
>>165093364
>>165093406
Yeah I've remembered reading something like that from the past, it's a pretty random ship and I've rarely, if ever, saw fanart of it.
>>165093305
No need to be angry, I meant exactly what I said. I'm not invested in ships but I appreciate any art that's hot/well made
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>>165093882
I, for once, welcome the age of Lucio and Zenyatta.
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>Sombra hacking can turn turrets against their owners team
.Overpowered or just what we need to counter new Sym?
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>>165093578
Anon, I couldn't care less about Pharmercy. I think it's a dumb ship and its fan base consists of frothing retards and desperate Tumblrinas. I'm just saying we've advanced pretty considerably from "Oh hi, Genji, you're looking well."
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>>165092976
>he can already take care of winston on his own
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>>165094016
lets also not pretend like it has any real world significance lol.
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>>165093602
As if old fart jack would know how to set up a stram
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>>165094063
>hacking some shitty 0 life turret

so dumb must be a trump voter
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>>165093714
Rude.
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>>165094063
She can't hack Symmetra's sentries though.
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>>165093787
Honestly keep Symmetra and get rid of Mercy. Despite being the "main" healer she's always second to Ana/Lucio/Zen.
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>>165093964
She's cute sure, but her sense of fashion is kinda.... all over the place.
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>>165093961
you can tell by this pic that mercy is about to shoot her down
"oh pharah, sweetie. You're so kind and fun to be around, but I'm not gay. I treat and cure mental illness, not contract it"
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Pharah/Mercy shitters BTFO by the asian cock.
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>>165090654
>>165092686
This is better than Christmas.
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>>165093964
She looks cute, but not sexy.
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>>165094114
It would work on Torbjorns turret as well
>>165094140
She can in the PTR, EMP disables them now
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>>165093628
Anon... he's looking the other direction. That's the white of his eye.
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>>165094016
wat
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>5 stack expect you to play reinhardt

wtf
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Would Hana be a Scout main?
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why are there so many lewds when this is a bleu board?
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>>165093673
if they are close smack them. mid range fire ball and run away and pray they don't got a roadhog to hook you. far away throw a fire ball and run away
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>>165094114
>libtard cucks are so assblasted by trump winning that they find ways to complain in conversations that have nothing to do with politics
hahhaha trump 2020
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>>165093760
i'm more devastated over that fact you're encouraging this type of mental retardation.
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>>165094182
>>165094186
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>it's another blame the one person solo queueing despite the fact they have 4 golds and 1 bronze episode
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>>165094208
>Twitter collapsing into a singularity of whining homo shippers
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>>165094326
It just can't be helped
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>>165092442
Oh god my dick.
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>>165094228
>She can in the PTR, EMP disables them now
Oh, didn't know that. If only Blizzard gave us complete info about the PTR changes...
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quick play is really starting to piss me off

why am I always matched with retards
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A REMINDER

To discredit this wave of people claiming the line: https://clyp.it/sijdpuom goes along with a piece of dialog Sombra only says on Oasis.

Despite the claims the voice line has yet to be data mined or even found in the data files. It doesn't exist.
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>>165094304
Hana ingame personality is a show off brat full of herself

Sounds like the average Scout main to me
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>>165094063
If Sombra could actually hack and make them target the Symmetra's team (maybe multiple if they are close together) that would be a way to make her useful.
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>>165090987
>Favorite
Oasis, Hollywood
>Least Favorite
Eichenwalde, Hanamura
>New maps
I wanna see some sort of jungle at night, something to match Soldier's Commando skins. Also Australia
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>>165094228
Really, does it take out the shields on her ultimate buildings too?

EMP'ing Symmetras and then ventilating their head is currently one of my favorite things, this will really fuck her over
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>>165093229
if she lands a full charge shot could she kill an ape without a shield generator? I can only imagine if winston can keep the barrier between her and him he would win most of the timme

>>165092692
Boop doesn't take ammo
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>>165093740
>>165094232
no this is the pupil dumbasses
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>>165092439
>Primal rage gives enemy team reduced ult points

Otherwise the ult is a giant feed
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>>165094668
Any Symmetra who can't take out a Sombra is a joke of a Symmetra anyway
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>>165094734
You've circled the rim of his eyelid. What's that dark bit on the right, then?
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Is the arcade reset global or based per player or region?
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>>165094734
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>>165094578
>i-it's my team that are retards which is why i'm always losing, not me!
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>>165094720
She would have to land multiple shots or have charge on her main fire already. A Symmetra who isn't in the middle of a fight has no chance to work up her main gun to significantly damage Winston before his coil takes her out.
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>>165093117
>so many hot art from that pair, my god
This
Blizzard is based as hell, it's only a few days into they new year and they're already getting ready to brew up another shitstorm
Can't wait for the next big one when they reveal another lgbt character
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>>165094881
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>boot up Overwatch
>see that weekly rewards will reset in less than a minute

Fuck I hate waiting guys
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>>165094868
top fragger every game, stfu kid

i'll bet you're that braindead rein who couldn't even bother to shield the cart and made us lose
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Does anyone want the current Overwatch characters sounds? Ill post the MEGA link after dinner. Reply if you want them.
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>>165094860
Pretty sure it's global
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>>165094304
hana is that one fucking obnoxious shotgun heavy who somehow manages to top the scoreboard.
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>>165094860
Midnight GMT every Tuesday
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>>165095080
Is it all the new shit from the PTR?
Did you find Sombra's new voice line?
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>>165095146
this is just making me sad. these people made so many genuine pics of this couple. even though it has zero basis in canon.
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>>165095007
>i-i'm totally the best on my team and good at the game which is why every game i play, i lose!
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>>165095095

>tfw no good meatshot hero
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>>165092686
they got lesbo tracer, now they get pharmercy taken away, it's a give and take wouldn't mind reaper being gay tho
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>>165090940
>Based Chu
>A man living out his fantasies of not being a pathetic slant manlet and getting to fuck best girl
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Time to do some 3s for my loot boxes.
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>>165095224
Nope, for some reason OverTool wont work with PTR. Ill try later.
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how come none have been "offended" by oasis/menu background with dicks?
i'm surprised those arent changed by now like tracer's pose
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>>165095238
try roadhog
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>>165095454
Then what voice lines were you going to upload?
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>>165095227
That's what all the artists do with ships in a fandom
People will still create the things they like, it's been like that always
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>>165095231
1v1 me right now, fag
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>>165095454
Update: For PTR we couldnt find the key. Probably means something big is coming.

>>165095684
The character sounds in game. This includes cut ones.
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>people that run symmetra+torb in 2CP in fucking QP
do these people not realize they gain nothing from the win?
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>>165092692
Have his regular shots do a little knockback, beef up their damage and make boop interrupt channels too
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>>165095630
>image
>filename
yeah I can imagine she's missing Gérards big D alright
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>>165094423
>End up with a 5 stack on my team
>Expect to get bullied and ignored
>Their Mercy stays with me the entire match
>Potg is me and her

Cucked them all and they still all voted me. Was Reaper if anyone cares.
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>>165095774
>the cut ones
Anything interesting in the cut dialog?
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>no valentines line for tracer

Explain blizzard
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>>165095735
>i-if i beat one random person on 4chan then i'll finally be good, r-right?
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>>165092692
Change his boop. It now works like D.va's right click, the more you press it, the more it'll charge, and when you release it, it'll release a blast equivalent to the amount of power used. Takes 4 seconds to fully reload, like normal, but doesn't consumes any ammo.
Full power takes 0.8 seconds to charge and it blasts twice as strong as the normal boop.
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Does anyone know when the "Where's Sombra when you need her" line was uncovered? Comparing that to sombra's release may give some indication to when the next hero release is.
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>>165096050
Why is Mercy such a lewdster
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>>165095986
weird stuff. References to characters saying "Play of the Game" instead of Athena and more.
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>>165096131
>too pussy to accept

lmao @ u
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>>165096201
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>>165095787
QP is for testing characters, all you're saying is people shouldn't play in teams you don't like.
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now that my main and waifu is taken by a fucking manlet nip I guess I need to change to my backup waifu and get a new main
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>>165096152
Admit it, you just want to hoard all the potg for yourself.
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>>165096206
If any of it could be lore related then sure if not then eh.
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>>165096229
>he needs to reaffirm his skill in a game by challenging people to games despite constantly losing and blaming everyone else
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lingerie skins when
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>>165096320
by next October, Tracer and Emily will have broken up and she hooks up with Mei
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>>165096320
>backup waifu
Sasuga /vg/
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>>165096186
I know it was at least June or earlier.
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>>165096387
I didnt look through all of them so possibly
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>>165090739
funny how a few threads ago, an anon was saying that genji hated mercy for saving his life when its clearly not the case (he was pissed he was turned into a cyborg, not that his life was saved) but now we're saying he's totally head-over-heels in love with her
not defending anyone, but you can give a gift to someone and not be in love with them. in all honestly genjis probably giving her chocolate not because he's in love but as thanks for saving his life and he asks if she'll share with him because she's an old friend he wants to catch up whats happened since he was turned into a cyborg and learned buddishim
its a fucking voice line, not like its gonna stop artists from making pharmercy art
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>>165096320
Congratulation on no longer maining the worst hero in the game.
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Why was Tracer rarely shipped with Mei?
They had more ingame stuff going for them than Widow.
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>>165096320
Nothing's been confirmed yet, you can still make her your wife.
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>>165096350
Lucio deserves more PotMs.
It's hard as fuck to get 2+ people booped into oblivion.
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>>165096229
>1v1 me right now, fag
>lmao @ u
you have to be 18 or over to post on this site.
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>>165096473
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>>165096475
>Mei: Tracer, you're so amazing! You inspire me.
>Tracer: Mei, you're the real hero.

>Tracer: Mei, you were such an inspiration to me!
>Mei: You inspired me too!

Oh god, the foreshadowing
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>>165096286
>"Use these to run a self-diagnostic and tell me if everything still works, bae."
>>
Okay guys, here is every character sound. Remember to read the Readme!

https://mega.nz/#!3txC3arD!t3R8pUAYVPhzeAcLJnmzaT9uFttDkeBq3Hzkk5ACexQ
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>enemy team is 10 SR higher
wow thanks for the 5% winchance blizz
why not just make it an autoloss so i can queue again?
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>>165096526
cos fujoshis
fujoshis are retarded. They believe people who are enemies actually want to fuck eachother.
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lel what happened?
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>>165096723
If it is not dolphin porn, I am not clicking it.
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>>165094974
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>>165096610
>>165096610
Delete this
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>>165096320
>he doesn't know that Chu's next authorial mandate will be to make his second favorite pairing a reality
Anon...
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>>165096286
>be a cyborg ninja
>your Omnic master is trying to teach you how to transcend the boundaries of your mortal body through meditation and harmony
>you hear the buzzed of your built-in phone
>check the message, its this pic sent to you by a hot Swiss doctor

What do?
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Im starting to see a trend where if your team is on attack and someone picks a Defense hero they'll say that they are good. But when the team loses they'll say it's because the support wasnt healing them 24/7.

Now, I'm not not saying Hanzo and Bastion players are the biggest infractors to this, but they are.
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>>165096526
Widow/Tracer took off because they had two cinematics where they both tried murdering each other before the game actually came out.
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>>165096779
I want to fuck my enemies after I defeat them.
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>>165096320
>backup waifu
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>>165096610
the lengths hanzo goes to try to get laid. D.Va sits back in a chair and grabs her vibe as reaper comes in looking like pic related and Hanzo realizes he's made a horrible mistake.
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>>165096907
i hope you are not so deluded you think defence heroes are better on defence
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>>165096475
through the course of the game, Tracer will hook up with every female character and convert them to lesbianism
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>>165096808
Anon read the thread.

Genji and Mercy have lines about swapping chocolate. /u/ is up in flames along with Tumblr.
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>>165096320
>waifufags
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>>165096904
KEK
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>>165095787
The satisfaction of winning?
500 XP?
Not dealing with the pressure of Comp?
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>>165096925
Why does tumblr like it then? Sounds like something they would hail as toxic.

Hell, they hate Junkrat/Mei because Mei called Junkrat a bully once. Yet they like Widow/Tracer?
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Speed-Runs-PowerLevel-In-Game-Diablo-3-or-Overwatch/252712129189

Is this legit /owg/?
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>>165096957
it's not a domination thing though, that I can understand, it's more of a tsundere "we're enemies but I'm actually secretly in love with you" mutual kind of thing.
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>1 sperglord pharmercy lover spamming his delusional tumblr images
>Still can't go against the CANON


Holy shit this is so pathetic, even worse than the /pol/fags fighting over Trump.
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>>165096904
get some chocolates and get ready.
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>>165097137
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>>165097014
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>>165096513
Thing is that the voice line with Hanzo clearly references valentine's day and mercy/Genji exchange chocolates, a symbolically romantic gift, on a day dedicated to romance. If it was just a thank you it could have happened at Christmas instead.
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>>165097013
I'm not talking about the defence round, though.
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>>165096320
>be in stem grad school
>asians fucking everywhere
>almost all women too cause affirmative action
>all of them are super friendly

guys what do
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>>165097238

Great way to add to the conversation faggot, fucking redditor.
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Shipping aside, the lines do confirm that Genji actually still does have a mouth and can eat shit, which means he has some sort of digestion system. Maybe not unlike Gally from Gunnm?
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>>165097112
Who knows, they tend to find something early on and just latch onto it.

Widow/Tracer happened within like, days of Overwatch getting ANNOUNCED. For a while the first image search Google turned up for Overwatch was Tracer grouping Widow's ass.
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>>165097020
>/u/ is up in flames along with Tumblr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
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>>165097240
Most underrated Overwatch pairing
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>>165097287
make some friends.
and if fwb arrangements happen, they happen.
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>>165091185
>So by consensus soldier 76 is best dps
If there wasn't a tank meta, Tracer would easily be the best. You would also see a lot more McCree, Genji and Widow

>Who's the worst?
Sombra
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>>165097014
Came from the future, can confirm that this happens.
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>>165093339
You should be prepared to play as other characters, you have no one to blame but yourself
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>>165097287
>>be in stem grad school
>>asians fucking everywhere
>>almost all women too cause affirmative action
>>all of them are super friendly
Make some friends, its your best bet for getting jobs when your done to have friends out there.
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>>165097014
>>165097240
Stop this! Tracer is a nice girl that respects people's personal boundaries!
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>>165097287
Get to know one and see if you both like each other and work your way up to holding hands together in public.
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>>165097416
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>>165097287
Don't get too friendly since the Asians are likely the only ones to see it through.
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>>165095630
>Tracer's pose was changed by blizzard, not because they were pandering to those who were offended, but because it didn't fit her character.
>They made the new pose directly from a pin up girl poster, which is even more 'sexist'.

At least Blizzard firmly shoved their middle fingers to those SJWs. LUL
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>>165095393
>boohoo they don't support muh ship
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What's the point of playing Rein if your teammates walk ahead of your barrier?

Here I am, shielding the team from the spamming enemy Junkrat and what does my team do? Walk ahead of me and get themselves blown into pieces.
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>>165095393
Go be a cuck somewhere else.
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>>165089440
Yeah, the hacking still has random startup problems on the PTR.
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>>165097602
>two most annoying girls together

I couldn't begin to listen to that shit.
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>>165095393
Found the mercyfag.
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>>165094087
>amp a heal
>switch to speed
>run and hit headshots at the same time
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>>165094225
But cute enough in a sexy way that I would...
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>>165097725
If your team mates aren't actually using Reinhardt's shield then just switch off to something else. At least as Zayra their stupidity can be your charge.
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Pharah
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>>165097331
kek
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>usually be shit as Hanzo as I cannot into tracking
>Somehow headshot everything one game

I have no idea what happened
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>>165095227
Neither did gremlin D.Va or Dad 76 originally
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>>165097996
Loliwatch!
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>>165097240
>>165097448
>>165097602
That reminds me, I've been thinking about who the other lgbt characters are and I wouldn't be surprised if D.VA was one of them
>young adult living in the 2070s or whatever
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>tfw you completely dominate a widow as 76

not sure if it was a thrower or what but i just play a comp game where the enemy widow got completely destroyed by me every single encounter. it was embarrassing
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>>165091174

>tfw 2 uncles just died in the past 2 days

t-thanks 2017

at least Mercy is straight
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>>165094423
>Medals
>Meaning anything
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>>165098074
thats just how projectile heroes are it's down to luck if the enemies move as you predict them to

that's why i favor hitscan so it's only down to my own aim
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>getting picked off by a Zarya every death
>She is consistently at 80% charge in the kill cam
>Not sure if cheating or if your teammates are just that dumb
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>gency is confirmed
>/u/ is in flames
>tumblr is eating itself alive
>/pol/fags are assdevastated
>obnoxious pharmecy posters in backpedal-'lalalalala'-mode
ima send Blizzard a fruit basket for this gift. Amazing.
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>>165097802
Sombra looks like a slav
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>>165098074
tracking is a meme, you discovered snaps.
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>>165098227
is it actually confirmed?
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>>165098078
>mfw I ate Hanzo's ult arrow with that
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>>165094974
>another lgbt character

it's gonna be a dude this time because otherwise thats too lesbo heavy

who's got good odds? I'd put a fiver on it being junkrat
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>>165098230
squatting =/= slav

Widow and tracer are chavs, rough types who've been smoking since seven and hang around on the estates (UK version of the projects)
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>>165098116
I honestly don't think anyone else in the current cast is gay or whatever (well, Sombra miiiight be bisexual or something with that haircut), but I wouldn't be surprised if a new hero thats coming this year is gay. Hell Doomfist might be gay.
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>>165097882
Tracer is fucking dead
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>>165098227
I hate slants due to life experiences, but the salt this is generating is amazing. Not quite as good as Trump, but still pretty good.
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>>165098290
widow doesn't look too happy
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>>165098318
Blizzard hasn't confirmed gency yet unlike what they did with Tracer, where they straight up said that she's a lesbian. Just ignore the samefagging
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>>165098418
I think it might be Rein having had some valiant knight lover who died in the war. He has no kids or family of any kind unlike his best friend Torb.
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dork
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>>165096152
>Dva's right click,
Did I miss something
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>>165098491
Didn't help you out in calc huh?
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i am actually so fucking mad right now that they took away 1v1 arcade

it's going to take me ages to grind these 3 lootboxes compared to previous weeks when i could just win 9 1v1's in like 2 hours
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Pharah is cute. Thanks to the anon that uploaded all the hero sounds.
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>>165098318
They have some voicelines in the PTR in which they talk about buying chocolates for one-another. When Mercy says she bought Genji chocolates he asks her to share them with him.Its pretty obvious that they are being set up to be an item.
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>>165098501
Personally it kinda sounds like Genji is crushing hard on her but Mercy is kinda like "ah, that's sweet" but is otherwise whatevs
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>>165098430
Squatting while smoking is definitely slav. So is hacking )))))
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post superior waifus
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>>165098523
>>165098774

Pharmercy fags still on denial I see.
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>>165098726
Who is she responding to? Do we have more context?
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>>165098726
I'm on phone, what is it?
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>>165098602
I thought Rein HAD a family or some other connection though, like with ana? I might be getting things confused im not so tight on the lore
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>>165098935
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>>165098523
>my little rocket blaster can't be this cute
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When's the next real Overwatch tournament? With teams from all regions and shit.
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>>165098892
blue is best waifu. This is no place for children.
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>>165098651
Cute!
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>>165099020
Mako had a family before the Omnics happened, maybe you are thinking of that. We actually know very little of Reinhardt's background, other then he was a Crusader and one of the founding members of Overwatch.
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>>165098659
Are you serious?
Play D.va on the training range or something.
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>>165098891
no it isn't, it's a pretty common thing, you'd know this if you ever left your basement. Puffy coats like she's wearing are grade A chav, not slav.
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>Ana: Reinhardt, I don't appreciate you dragging that girl around with you on your missions

what girl? future hero?
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>>165099047
Do you have the one comic where they're about to get into a threesome but d.va walks in on them?
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How does the ranking system work in this game? Does personal performance matter at all in a match or is it just the win/loss/draw that matters?
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>>165098765
>obvious that they are being set up to be an item
Yes, but you severely underestimate the powers of shipping, and the effects it has on the intelligence of those involved. Instead of behaving rationally, and seeing an obvious narrative being setup, they'll form teams and say shit like "well x is really into xx, but xx isn't really interested in the same way" or "it's literally nothing, just meaningless interaction", all the while ignoring very obvious signals that the writer is sending.

Shipping is fucking cancer. Genji and Mercy being a couple is obvious, but nobody should fucking care beyond "oh cool, interesting element to the dynamic of the team. I wonder if they'll do something with the relationship, or if it's just for flavor". But instead we get this shitstorm.
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>>165099112
never, the comp scene is only alive in NA because it's only region stupid and casual enough to watch this shit game

there are literally no EU tournaments anymore
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>>165098961
No clue, it's just one of the many that are in there. This one is cute too but I've never heard it in game.

https://clyp.it/2uprwc4p

>>165098962
Just Pharah saying "Hm, something for me?"
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>>165099202
Pharah?
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>>165099202
read the comics ffs
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>>165099202
>>165099317

Its Brigitte from the Reinhardt comic. She is his squire of sorts, takes care of his armor.
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>>165091854
Tracer bimbofication.
D.va reverse bimbofication
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>>165099202
bridgette. His squire.

Ana is most likely doesn't want any one else to get involved with overwatch for their sake.

Like she did with pharah
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>>165099202
No, Bridgette. She's a mechanic that patches up Reinhardt's armor between jobs, he thinks she is his "squire" sometimes.

Reinhardt might be fucking losing it fyi
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>>165099202
Nobody fucking reads the comics, I swear to god.
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>>165099281
That's what I thought. I see team Rogue streaming all the time but they're not playing in any tournaments ever.
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>>165099246
personal performance does affect how many points you gain or lose
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>>165098961
She's responding to me because I sent her a gift.
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>>165099281
EU tournaments are rare for pretty much every game, it's a pain to organise, the only regions that actually matter for comp are NA and Asia.
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Who else hype about that post patch ping?
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>>165098418
they've gotta have a gay dude, a bi character, and a tranny.

gay dude is 76
bi is reaper
tranny is junkrat. ftm for tumblr points, not mtf for anti-sjw points.
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>>165099459
EU teams are much better than NA teams though. Except for Envyus, but they're pretty much EU too.
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>>165099185
Britbongs are called island slavs for a reason
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According to Master Overwatch, my overall performance is significantly higher than Ster's

Professional gaming is a meme
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>>165099149
honestly I'd love a normal business suit or hawaiian shirt skin for roadhog. i love the idea of him being just some normal dude who got thrown into mad max world.
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So good
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>>165098116
I doubt they'll make D.va a lesbian but I could could see them making her bi or pan.
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>>165099363
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>>165099640
this is some ken m level autism
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>>165099642
Ster is not a pro as far as I know, he is just a streamer/caster
If you are in the same rank as Ster then thats pretty good
If you are at a lower rank then you would just get memed on and get shit stats when playing against people from Ster's rank

>>165099750
Thats a pretty old quote, wonder if Widow got some new ones along with Mercy, Genji and all the others.
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>>165099632
>pretty much
they literally are they are 5 european players out of 6
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>>165099818
best way to do it for maximum rage is to make d.va waifusexual
and her waifu is some character everyone hates from wow or starcraft
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>>165099160
Can't, on my phone far away from my PC. You mean DM?
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>>165099640
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You think Chu ever self-inserts as Genji?
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>>165099925
Yeah
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>>165099818
I would love it for Dva to be Trans just to piss off all the waifufags and attract new, even worse tranny chaser ones.

>>165099938
Yes, and Genji inserts himself into Mercy.
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>>165099892
as it turns out, there's a shit load of Widow/Tracer fanfiction on the ingame version of the internet.

D.Va wrote/draw most of it.
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>>165099363
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>>165099876
Yeah I know. Statistics are funny like that.
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>>165099938
No doubt about it, that manlet is pathetic
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>>165099938
Genji is Japanese, so probably not.

I'm legit surprised he's doing what he's doing.
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>>165099876
https://clyp.it/qisa1msh

I don't think I've ever heard that one before
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>I-I hope we don't get banned for this!!

sweat
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>>165100223
Nope, thats a new one.
t. 60 hours on Widowmaker
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>>165100223

Me neither. Doesn't really seem connected to valentines or new years.
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>season 1, placed 55
>never played any matches afterwards

>season 2, placed 2650 plat
>played about 10 or so matches afterwards
>started to rise but then dropped down low because i kept playing when i was tilting
>completely stopped afterwards because i didn't have the time

>season 3, placed 2500 plat
>actually taking it seriously, stopping whenever i lose a match
>currently rising steadily, already higher than i've ever been

w-will i stop being a shitter and reach diamond, guys?
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>>165100225
I want to fuck her on the jumpsuit
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>>165099938
>>165100215
>>165100221
>people so salty over their retarded gay ship being btfo
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So whats the average comp rank?

I did placements for the first time and after a few games I'm at 2970. I've been avoiding comp since the beginning since I didn't want to bring anyone down
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>>165099498
?
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>>165099930
when i woz there, i saw more pajeets and niggers than whites m8
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>>165100414
average is 2000-3000
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>>165100414
Average is probably Masters for this season, climbing is really easy so any retardmonkey can get there.
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>>165100360
You will. This season i had no hope into getting into diamond now im almost at grandmaster
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>>165099281

I thougt the EU teams moved to USA because $$$, probably from a comment during a tournament or something.
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>>165100225
I wonder what her flesh tastes like haha
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>>165100485
>London
Even my gommie teacher said London is an Islamic city
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>>165095391
Honestly, everyone on Earth would much rather have Pharmercy than Tracer being gay, the only one hot for Tracer was literally dudes into the MPDG.
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>>165100412
Bros before hoes cunt
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Ask the #1 competitive Winston in the world on xbox anything.
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>>165100675
>everyone on earth
Nope, I am glad this retarded ship got BTFO. It made no sense and in the same time its supporters had retarded conviction that it is 100% confirmed by blizzard because of a retarded brawl and some random voice interaction about them flying together both of which were there purely because they can both fly.
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>>165100557
They should. Envyus is probably bored of getting all the prizes they want from NA. Easy money.
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>>165100829
Why do you play Winston
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>>165100829
>on xbox
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>>165099890
And the 6th is Asian.
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>>165100675
They can have both
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>>165100675
Honestly I never got Pharmercy. Yeah they kinda work in game but there's nothing there otherwise.
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>>165100693
lmao gengu is a manlet

i guess mercy couldnt cure that one
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>>165100898
He's a fun character to play, and differs from classical tanks, i guess thats his charm.
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Of course.

>Chu is an asian
>Chu expects people to believe Mercy passed up Jack, Reinhardt, and fucking young McCree (who was close to her age) for some manley asian

The self inserting is so palpable makes my head spin. I really cannot believe Blizzard is letting him pull this sorry excuse for writing off.
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>Playing mystery heroes
>Enemy rolls Winstons
>They all have the yeti skin
>Constantly confused as to whether it's a new Winston or if I hallucinated and somehow didn't kill one

Very annoying t.bh
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>>165094814
sombra hard counters symmetra.
>can stealth to her buildables easily
>she can't even be locked on by symmetra's beam when she's in stealth. Even if she's standing right in front of her it will do nothing
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>>165100829
Do you compare yourself to Miro? He is a Winston god on PC
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>>165100507

Half the people in 3100 have a ~3500-3700 high. Maybe the distribution settled down. I'll start taking stats to have more concrete numbers.
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>>165099568
>Junkrat
>FtM
Anon, he's six foot five, completely flat-cheated, has very obvious masculine features, and comes from a place where even average health care, let alone hormone treatment, is probably extremely limited. Explain what part of this sounds like he's a girl.
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>>165101036
Why would any videogame developer care about the quality of the writing?
Even more in a multiplayer-only videogame?
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>>165101015
>Yeah they kinda work in game
That's exactly why it's so popular.
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>>165101036
manlet*
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>>165101015
It's part of OW culture now, like gremlin dva, satanic mei, mchanzo
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>>165099568
ehh

junkrat bi
sombra tranny
roadhog gay
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>>165098651
https://clyp.it/q1n232kr

A dork with a cute laugh
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>>165100675
>Tracer is a lesbian
>She's fucking some random NPC

I never got what the big deal about this was.

It's literally just shoehorning a gay character into the game but people go crazy and Blizzard get SJW points for being progressive.
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>>165101015
Dumb forced meme, like gremlin dva.
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>>165101036
>Jack and Rein
20-30 years older than her
>Young McCree
Violent street ruffian, involved in a crime gang while she was a respected doctor.

Maybe she just has a yellow fever, anon. Don't judge.
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>>165101050
>hard counters
Please don't use words you don't know. Symmetra's turrets will do damage once she decloaks to attack and Sombra isn't any better than sneaking to kill an ult than Tracer is. For cloaking, either Sombra decloaks to get you and you kill her, you nudge or use short alt fire blasts to decloak her, or she escapes and you both live.
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>>165101063
Kinda, learned quite a few tricks watching him. can't say how i'd do on pc tho. Playing without rein like his team does is madness imo
>>165100926
It's my curse
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>>165101036
>Manlet
Genji is pretty damn talk for a Japanese guy.
And have you seen how some gook dudes look?
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worst day of my competitive experience in overwatch, winning 2 sr in a game and losing 40 sr in the next, and 6 leavers today on my team
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What if Mercy was a man and Genji was a woman?
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>>165101227
>one of Lucio's skins is exactly the color scheme for the bisexual pride flag
I thought he was going to be the gay one, but now I'm not so sure. Actual gay is probably McCree OR Hanzo, not both because the ship is dumb.
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>>165101284
>gremlin dva.
A what D.va?
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>>165101015
It's part of the top five pairings in overwatch, I think they're
Widowtracer
Reaper76
Pharmercy
Mchanzo
And either roadrat or Dva/lucio, or something else. I'm not sure what the 5th one is
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>>165101365
Actually, Genji is on the average asian male height, 5'7.
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>>165101282
Just like Torb's wife is shoehorning in a straight character? Characters aren't gay for the sake of diversity, they're gay because sometimes that's how people end up.
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>>165101320
Her EMP can disable Sym turrets now
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>>165100898
He's the funnest character in the game

I imagine that he'd be much easier to play on console too
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>>165101036
So is it true that Chu is a mod on the Asian Masculinity subreddit or is it just a meme?
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>>165101365
>talk
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>>165101282
The big deal was that Tracer wasn't hot for a girl from the actual cast namely Widowmaker all the while Genji/Mercy being pushed pretty heavily so that it is straining against the "no relationships between heroes" comment they made.

>>165101015
Overwatch's version of Heavy/Medic.
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>>165101615
Of course its a meme.
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>>165101036
>mad that Angela likes yellow dick
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>b-but blizzard said there wont be a valentines event you retard!

I fucking told you this would change you stupid faggots.
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>>165101365
Genji looked like a fucking dork

Hanzo's pretty much the peak of asian masculinity but Chu refuses to self insert as him for some reason
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>>165101508
How tall is Hanzo?
Because Genji depicted as half a head taller than him in Dragons.

>>165101642
Fuck man, it's late, ok? Cut me some slack here.
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>>165101564
It's harder to aim your leaps, because of the low sensitivity.
You can't do a 360 in the air and hit that pesky phamercy duo behind you
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>>165101036
she designed his dick to suit her needs
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>>165101507
As much as I like DVa/Lucio, they really aren't a big thing.
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>>165101510
Not that anon, but considering how politically charged entertainment media has become in the past couple of years, it's really hard to see any minority character and not think that that's just the debts ticking another box towards their diversity quota (rather than writing the character that way because that's just how they are and that's the story they want to tell). I don't want to look at it that way, I want to be able to like these characters and judge them based on how they're written, but that's just how things are now.
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>>165101615
I didn't believe that was a subreddit, until it was being posted alot of /v/. So I went and checked it out, there is only like 1k or some shit who visit that place (thank god), so it wasn't as big as it was being made out to be. But it was as pathetic as it was made out to be.

I'm a 6'2 japanese kid, i'd be a god to those fucking losers.
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>>165101538
But unless she's using it to help kill a Symmetra ult, it's a waste of an emp. Maybe to push through a major choke point with a team but that kills utility
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>>165101510
To be honest it does kinda make Tracer's backstory a bit more tragic. Like as if being a young, lesbian girl wasn't enough to make her feel like an outcast in the military, adding what happened to her and how her timeline is all fucked up makes her a straight up freak to most people. She's about as weird as the talking genius moon gorilla, which is probably why they get along so well.
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>>165101412
This is now canon.
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>>165096808

This is a troll right? I genuinely can't believe anyone is truly this pissed off over such nonsense.
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Honestly, why do you even care about shipping? When I knew tracer was gay, I didn't think much further than an "oh, cool", I'd still wank to her having heterosexual sex
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>all these fags talking about 'self insert'
not everyone browses /vg/ you faggots, not everyone gets self invested in some random ass vidya gaem. Chu is just writing.

buncha fucking fags.
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>>165101510
Torbjorn is not the poster girl and him having a wife is not the kind of thing that makes journalists write about how progressive Blizzard is.
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>>165099938
I think you'd have to be pretty thick in the head to see that's not the case. I mean come the fuck on dude. I think the worst thing is that the little chink won't just fucking admit it. He's always giving people the run around about how his personal ship doesn't matter and it's just "random" yet he shoves it into every comic we get in some way.
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>>165101793
Just type Genji or Pharmercy on twitter. Would appreciate some screenshots can't go on twitter atm.
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>The amount of leavers in Oasis in Arcade
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>>165101918
A/S/L?
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Good D.Va skins when?
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>>165102202
>thinking a chink is going to self-insert as a jap
assmad little white cuck needs to calm down and get off that assblaster pedal.
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So I placed Plat. Am I a shitter?

I have no idea what's considered good or not.
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>>165102010
>lesbian girl wasn't enough to make her feel like an outcast in the military
Not sure about the air force, but I know navy is full of gay people, one of my uncles is also gay and he's a retired air force guy. Don't think people would even care too much as long as you're not an annoying walking stereotype, and let's be honest, it's the UK and what, 2060? Who would even care too much about that shit?
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>>165102387
Plat meand you are average.
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>>165094734

his pupil is in the middle you blind fuck
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>>165101451
inb4 hanzo is gay and thats part of why his senpai wanted him dead or whatever
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>>165102260
>nobody seems to backfill in the middle of a round
>5v6 the whole time for a guaranteed loss
>>
Is there any way I can help my tracking outside of just playing the game more?
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>>165101507
>top five pairings are all gay shit that require stupid amounts of mental gymnastics to work
What did they mean by this?
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>>165102498
that would be kind of funny because the Asian archer from MKX was also gay.
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>>165102556
>5v6
Try 3v6
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>>165102582
lower sensitivity
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>keep getting tonsd.va items from loot boxes
I don't even like d.va, what the fuck Blizzard
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>>165101807
5'8
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i am getting so tilted playing 6v6 oasis arcade holy fuck there is literally no balance at these night hours

i am actually getting depressed over the lack of 1v1 arcade

i just want to fucking grind these lootboxes in peace

why the fuck did blizz remove 1v1 arcade
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>>165102387
>>165102486
>plat
>average

t. plat shitter, diamond is average
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>>165101764
Reminds me of Mako from Legend of Korra with those eyebrows.
He's far from ugly though, add to that the fact that she must have spend a whole lot of time with him, then the letter correspondence I can see them holding a torch for each other.

At the very least it's not ANOTHER blonde white woman/black man couple you're encountering in comics left and right these days.
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Hanna's butt.
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"haha easy game xd you guys suck"

-torb/symm player
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>>165102775

1v1 is fucking terrible.

Just like 3v3
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>>165102163
I like winston a lot but he isnt true bloo
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>playing on Nepal
>on Sanctum
>enemy team runs on to the point
>I get pushed off my Lucio
>as I'm falling to my death, I hook their ulting Zenyatta
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>>165102821
BBBFFFFTTTT
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>>165102594
As in they're the ships that are the most popular, they have a lot of fans, they get the most art, fiction, cosplay pairs
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>>165102041
I don't think so.
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>>165102878
>tfw I missed out on nearly all her summer games items

Still waiting for another new skin.
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pharmercy is the yuri dream my life has been leading up to
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>final score: 3-3
>loss
>my team is in the victory poses screen
Someone please explain this for me
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Emergency mode activated
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>>165102594
The pairings anon listed are the ones most people care about
The rest are smaller in number
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>>165102875
nah 1v1 was great i could complete the weekly arcade challenge in like 2 hours because i am really fucking good at 1v1. i bet i had like 85% winrate atleast in 1v1 arcade, if only the game kept stats of it
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>>165102684
I've already done that, I just mean training the mechanical skill of tracking
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>>165102946
Wew lad
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Got 335 kills and 115 deaths after placements is that good?
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>>165103031
Pharah looks really good in Mercy's uniform
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>>165102867
To be fair, if you lost against them, you deserved it. You should know how to punish them
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>>165103285
Pharah just looks really good to be honest
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>>165103094
Sure it wasn't a draw? Draws have your team show up on the victory pose screen.
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Why is tumblr so mad over a straight couple
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>>165103285
Pharah looks good in everyone's uniform
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Genji/Mercy doesn't bother me. They can talk in their funny accents together.
Actual Swiss accent sounds pretty funny. Angela actually sports one in the German dub of the game.
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>Overwatch devs have stated that they were inspired by tf2
>Make two heroes that are just the Natasha and sandman and guillotine, ie extremely unfun to fight against
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>>165103385
Because it's tumblr, they hate heterosexuals.

What the fuck you think?
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>matchmaking decides that a master, four diamonds, and a plat vs two diamonds, three plats, and a gold is fair
Thanks
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>>165103285
She would look better with no uniform at all desu.
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>>165103385
I don't hate straight couples I just hate race traitors.
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>>165103031
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>>165103201
nobody cares
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>>165103512
>being so beta that your race is a team sport
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>>165103408
>Natasha and sandman and guillotine
Who?
I'm sure a lot of people on tf2 complained about back burner pyro and gunslinger engie using this same "it's unfun" argument
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>>165103482
That too
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>>165103512
yet you seem upset about the upgrade from mudslime to jap. At least her babies wont be brown or adopted
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found the biggest autist i've come across in quite a while

all his ranked seasons were only lucio too
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>>165100476
Apparently I'm not the only one.

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752429006
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>>165103031
I'd rather have Widow violently pegging Tracer desu

Pharah is cool but Mercy isn't interesting
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American Mercy is thicc. THICC!
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>you will never pleasure Pharah
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>>165103721
>tfw /owg/ calls you autistic
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>>165103619
Sandman Guillotine I think is McCree?
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>>165103721
>hating on a based luciobro
take that back
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>>165103512
I don't get it, weren't Japs honourary Aryans?
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>>165102045
this. I like pharmercy cause I think it's cute what with them flyin around together. I wouldn't give two shits if blizzard came out and said YEAH MERCY SUCKS ROBODICK ALL DAY AND PHARAH TAKES IN THE ASS FROM TORB. my kawaii uguu fanart will still be in it's folder
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a/u/tists btfo
https://clyp.it/ydlv0zzn
https://clyp.it/2aky3nq5
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>>165101036
Mercy belongs with Soldier.
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>>165103935
30 years late retard
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>>165103383
Nope I'm 200% sure it was a loss
Maybe in comp there are no draws? Never had one outside of quick play
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>>165103959
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>>165095391
I hope they make Reaper gay just to piss off the 14 y/o edgelords
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>>165103512
If all the men of your race are such retarded shitheads no wonder the white women go after other races' men.
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>>165103917
Yes, Jews fear the samurai

>pharmacy in the captcha
Hmmmm
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I hate Mercy shipped with anyone because I just really hate Mercy
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>>165103959
You spelled McCree wrong, pardner.
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>>165103959
Ahem
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>>165104112
Also a solid choice. Mercy needs good American cock, not shitty Japanese imports.
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Make Sombre viable

>spoiler alert, you can't
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>>165103959
>I'm a medic. I have the right to treat any patient I want first
That's not how it fucking works, Angela
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>>165104087
I hate everything about Genji and I hate people who pick Mercy because they're always useless.
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Guys, Stylosa was right. Positive coms really does win games.

>Join a match where we should have gotten rolled
>We won with a 5-minute hold on Numbani last because of great communication of ults and callouts
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>>165104087
This.
>shit character
>shit healer
>only petty whores main her
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>>165103512
A blonde white chick getting SUSHI'd is better than most other alternatives in a europe 50 years into the future.
Also Hafu can look pretty damn hot.
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>>165104234
>SMG has two fire modes. LMB is full auto, RMB, is a more accurate, three round burst.

>If her translocator is not used, the cooldown resets instantly.

There.
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>>165104234
remove the delay coming out of stealth and she'd be like 90% fixed
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why do people say overwatch requires no "skill"?
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>>165104234
Hack can't be interrupted
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>>165104334
To me race has nothing to do with it, the doctor/patient relationship is so creepy, especially in this case because Mercy didn't just save his life, she literally built him a new one.

And it wasn't even for his benefit, Overwatch gave the order to rebuild him, use him as a tool, a weapon even.
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>Randoms on Competitive
>Ask to group up
>'Lol, stop playing Mei then'

>They proceed to blame me with 3 gold medals
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>>165104472
theres hereos like symmetra rein and winston
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>>165104234
>complexity used sombra in a tournament and won several times
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>>165090654
>Getting instakilled by Roadhogs altfire

I dont care if theres a magical sweetspot for it this is some BS

He already has one instakill mechanic why does he need two
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>>165103512
>
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>>165104234
1.5x damage against hacked enemies
There, I fixed Sombra.
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Why is Torb so antisemetic?
I wouldn't be surprised if it was revealed that he was prominent in Swedish right-wing death squads.
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>>165104505
>Everything in this game has a counterplay
>implying hacking shouldn't have one
Just make so it's only interrupted if Sombra takes a certain amount of damage like 50 or so.
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>>165104087
How can you hate the best girl?
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>chu forced his asian insecurities into the game for good
genjixmercy confirmed, it's on ptr already
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>>165104159
The proper response.
Where is Old Soldiers part 2 Chu? When can we see Ana setting Reaper and 76 up to get back together? You keep foreshadowing it now give us some results.
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>>165104608
I mean Sombra can work, it's just in the most obtuse awkward way it's almost comical. At a high level her entire strategy is:

>Hack the nearest 250HP kit
>get your tanks slightly hurt often and use that
>meanwhile you sneak behind thier tank, unload a clip into thier back and blink out before they kill you
>this all builds Ult super quick so you just unload that every teamfight, even if it kills you.

Considering the last few updates were all about turning down the ult spam, having an entire character that's all about charging and spamming ult as much as possible probably wasn't Blizzard's idea with her.
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>>165104472
very few characters in the game require aiming, and of the ones that do, often times they have an ability to make it much easier or to negate something else (tracer has to aim, but doesnt need to care about overextending or being a proper flanker due to her abilities) and the large hurtboxes make everything easier.
It takes skill in terms of teamwork and positioning, but not a skillful deathmatch game
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>>165104848
NOVEMBER
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ahhhhhhhhh only took me 4 oasis matches to win one im having soooo much fun!!!
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>>165104087
>The sound of her heels when she lands
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>>165104713
Who said you can reply to me you dumb cunt?
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>>165104215
McCree should get raped by a proper Mexican chica
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>>165104921
>November

Same artist that did Old Soldiers does this cover.
Reaper, Ana, and Soldier are highlighted in it with Ana in between.

It's coming.
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>>165105045
can this shit artist same face harder?
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>>165104713
Frankly if you're stood in the crossfire trying to hack people you've screwed up your Sombra play, come from another angle and try again
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>2:2
>one fag leaves for some reason
>suddenly the entire team goes super sayan
>win 5v6 with everybody on fire at the end
>tfw
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>>165104563
Pretty sure with what we know from Angela so far that she was against rebuilding him as a weapon.
Also the Doctor/Patient argument is pointless because a) it's not real-life and b) by that logic Mercy should just stay single because odds are most people from Overwatch fall under patient then.
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>>165104472
It doesn't, but some tryhards haven't figured that out yet.

People in r/competitiveoverwatch/ are buying faster RAM to get a few more FPS when they already have over 200, because it will reduce their input lag by a few microseconds and supposedly improve their accuracy... in a game where aiming is pretty much optional at this point.
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>>165105196
Or maybe Mercy can just find someone not related to Overwatch like Torb and Tracer did
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>>165104234
1. No loud-ass decloaking sound and "YO I'M HERE RAPE ME PLEASE!!" lines.
2. Make hacking stop EVERYTHING, including passive powers.
3. Quicker hack is in PTR
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>>165103157
I know. I don't understand why they're so popular when they're unlikely at best. Are there really that many fujos and yurifags on the internet?
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>clitnards and berniecucks are this dumb
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>Trying to get placement matches done
>I end up with silver elims as the tank whilst still having 20+k blocked
>we had 3 dps
>naturally we lose
next game
>we start winning hard
>suddenly when we lose the point people start trickling in despite e politely saying, we need to group up, no point trying to 1v5
>lose
3rd game
>had a bastion n torb, so went rein
>torb was decent enough, seemed to pull weight but his turret spots in the beginning were meh
>bastion was a complete waste trying to save his useless, not even repositioning ass cost us
>lose
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>>165105006
R63 McCree getting fucked by futa Sombra when?
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>>165104563
>creepy

what the fuck
go back to tumblr
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>>165105194
Felt good when I had something like that happen once
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>>165105447
get with the times, its current year. no one cares about the hets anymore
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Why do people (read: mostly tumblrs who call them "non binary") ship McHanzo so much? Is there something I'm missing, lore, a comic, or what? I'm seeing a lot of "PLS MCHANZO CANON NEXT!!!" with this Gency confirmed uproar and I really don't understand why this particular combination of all of the characters.

I understand the gay part, fujo are fujo and muh politics!, but is there anything in specific that started making it be McDonalds and Handson in specific?
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>>165105348
>Tracer
We still don't know if Emily wasn't a member of Overwatch before.
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post yfw you come back after the other team leads you 0-2
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Holy fuck I think my game is haunted
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>>165092692
Shots landed while wall riding hit for a 25% more damage.
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>>165105312
>in a game where aiming is pretty much optional at this point.

The only "aim optional" character is Babbymode: 69 With Official Aimbot Support. Everyone else requires you to get the enemies in your crosshairs.
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>>165104712

Torb is basically einstien if the nuke was used by the germans and a nuclear war broke out.

Torb's weapons indirectly caused all the huge death toll in the omnic crisis. Man's got a lot of heavy weight on his shoulders
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>>165105791
It's literally just tumblr taking the two most objectively attractive male characters and wanting them to fuck
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>>165105045
>Sombra finally finds evidence of the Shadow Company/Illumaniti, possibly with the help of Jack or Ana
>proves that they are the ones pulling the strings at Talon, and are also the ones that caused all the shit to go down at Overwatch, including what happened to Reyes
>Reyes and Jack realize they are going after the same enemy
>Ana encourages them to team up for one last mission together
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>>165105146
Go yell at Bangal on his twitter I'm sure he'll really give a shit while he drowns in his easy Marvel bucks.
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>>165105838

>Not even a duo

What the shit
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>>165105742
B-but I care about the hets...

>>165105791
It's just fujos being fujos and shipping the two moderately attractive scruffy older guys. They've never once interacted in canon and neither one even knows the other exists for all anyone knows.
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>playing oasis arcade
>really feel like our roadhog has probably not hooked anyone whole game
>check his profile
>2200 SR
welp
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I wish there was a way to cancel and redestribute your currency. Then again I wish I didn't have crippling depression and I wish Santa was real so here we are

>>165105946
>Hanzo
>attractive

Disgusting.
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>>165105791
>two handsome hunky men

That's literally it. Not everything is politics, people.
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>>165105348
>it's a random asian writer for a video game
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>>165105950
There is also:

>Jack confirmed to be holding onto old photos
>this photo was dropped in Old Soldiers
>Sombra was at the compound when Reaper fled

>she watched the whole fight while under cover
>finds the picture
>uses it to blackmail Reaper into doing her a favor because she knows he'll want it but more so the knowledge of knowing who dropped it
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>>165104234
Hacking/ EMP turns any turret against the enemy team
Tighter spread on her gun
Repreogram the hack to be more than a glorified reskinned stun

There
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>>165105930
mcrees deadeye, flashbang
roadhogs hook, ult is a generic spread
zaryas constant beam, skills have safe lock
sombras hack is a safe lock
torbs turret
junkrat can be easily spammed
mei's thrower
hanzo scatter
reinhardt and dva.
zenyatta skills are safe lock on
mercy is lock on besides pistol
lucio doesnt even need that
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Overwatch toys when?

Not those shit punko pops.
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>you will never chicken out of a date with Tracer
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Blizzard, could you restrict as in BAN HARD to all players who are extremely aggressive towards an Apache and all attack helicopters. I have made a report even on my main and this several times to players who has their stereotypes judging on attack helicopters. They were still free on competitive play.
Out of 10 competitive play, at least 5 times, I had to experience a violence on my gender and helikinship as an attack helicopter player. How did they know I was a helicopter? well probs, from my four spinning rotary blades. How did they know I was an Apache? well probs, from my 30mm gatling gun and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles.
Asks me to communicate, and I end up getting on voice. Literally first thing I always hear is, "dude I can't hear anything I just hear helicopter blades, are you an attack helicopter?" well this is less insulting, I can simply avoid. But then 5 male players continue on, relating my real-life experience into their imagine of sexuality, by saying "how many JDAMS have you dropped in one sortie?" etc.
Later, when I accidentally made a mistake, "have you given a JDAM load to a person who boosted ya?" etc. (rank:gunnery sergeant)
Even though I had good stats on gold medals, whether or not I had higher rank, I get avoided, ignored except telling me "you, trust us males and just lick us in meanwhile." (??????????????????????????????)
Of course, I didn't just end up sitting and listening these nonsense. I tried to defend myself but all they do is "Apache, do you need gas?, go soisoisoi in hangar"
uh , right.
Then, the loss of match up ends towards me, teammates speaks out, "why do we have an attack helicopter, we lost because we had an attack helicopter." (Yeah, I main reaper, and play all support and tanks)
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>>165105943
In Torb's defense, Omnic Corp kept the super advanced AI they were planning on using under wraps. The moment he got wind of it, he immediately wanted everything shut down out of fear of a possible uprising, but they just shuffled him off the project.
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Speaking of Tracer, I think it's going to be a Tracer meta when the PTR changes go through. Especially if they also nerf 76, which will happen sooner or later anyway. She can melt D.Va almost as easily as Roadhog now, and Roadhog's hooks will fail a lot. Zarya can't kill Tracer. Zenyatta can be easily 1 clipped. Torb and Symmetra can double Tracer's HP. There are just so many reasons why Tracer is going to be the next OP thing with zero changes to her.
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>only play hanzo
>ANON GET THE FUCK OFF HANZO
>lose the match
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ANON
>mfw
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>>165106382
>You will never date Tracer because you're not a cute lesbian girl
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>>165106396
Well, 5 men out of 2 does this such cruel comments, and 3 men either shields (protects and support) or stays on silence avoiding the situation.
I know there are attack helicopters who aren't like this stupid.
Though to people who have done this as a victim. Please DON'T JUDGE ON MAKE, MODEL, AND HELICOPTER MODEL, if your mouth is ringing, wanting to rage desperately, JUDGE ON RANK STATES AND GAME STRATEGIES ONLY.
PS. to stop me hating Overwatch community and, failing to enjoy my game, I have stopped joining voice and mutes team chat (because people kept on asking me to join the voice). And why can't I just join then mute my mic? PEOPLE RAGE AT ME FOR NOT CALLING. AND IF I DID CALL. THEY ACTS LIKE WHAT I DESCRIBE ABOVE.
GG.
Just leave attack helicopters alone. Treat them as a gamer. Like we treat you, as a gamer not human.
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>>165106315
Don't forget the massive hitboxes and huge spread many heroes have
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>>165106382
I always imagined she couldn't make it because she had a double life like spiderman
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>>165106396
>forcing pharah in comp
wow that's some autism and as a tranny I know autism.
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>>165106068
>Hanzo
>not hot as the sun

I weep for you.
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>>165106351
>blizzard couldn't be bothered to put the south korean one in koean but put the french one in french
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>use hanzo sonar thing
>see a solider coming around a corner
>IVE GOT YOU IN MY *ding* UGH
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>>165106351
I'm surprised they haven't gone in more on merchandising. Something like a Raptorion Pharah figure would be nice.
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>>165106501
>implying we're not all cute lesbian girls here
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>>165106169
It's just a random ship, haha!
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>Oasis Arcade
>Win the first round
>Proceed to lose the second at 99%
5 FUCKING GAMES HAVE THIS BEEN GOING ON

>Play DPS
>Gold elims, and objective kills and the team is nowhere

>Play Tank
>Gold elims, objective time and objective kills and die constantly because of 4 dps and no healer

>Play Support
>Gold elims, objective kills, objective time, damage and heals on a team of 5 dps
>Proceed to get raped by 3 tanks

I'm sticking to 6v6 Mystery, this map is fucking cursed.
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>>165104563
>the doctor/patient relationship is so creepy
What?
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>>165106261
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Who's the best streamer? Best at the game that is, not the biggest memer.
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>>165105045

zenyatta looks way off.
like his head is too long
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>>165106647
I hate how these statues go out of stock as soon as they go up. Would def order one for Pharah if they decide to make one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aduomk7XILo
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>>165106396
Comanche > Apache
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>>165106501
Even if you were, you still couldn't stick your penis into Tracer because you would not have one. It's a no-win situation
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>>165106846
refer to >>165105963
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>>165106817
SoOn is at 4900SR and streams a bunch. You can also find some of the best Korean guys streaming as well. Miro is even streaming right now and he's probably one of the best tank players you'll find.
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>>165106621
That means he still had his ult. Same with Genji
>>
>playing in a lineup with 3 other dps
>get card for 32% of team's damage dealt
HOW CAN PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK SO MUCH
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>>165106501
Not with that attitude, you double jew
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>>165106501
honestly I'd settle for going out to the pubs with her and being a drinking pal
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>>165106590
I want to grope that chest forever
>>
>Oasis Arcade
>Your team: 1 tank, a symmetra and 4 dps
>Enemy team: full tank meta with ana and lucio
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>>165106765
Which characters would be most fun on a roadtrip?
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>>165107038
He's at 4540 right now actually. Streaming with his teammates Unkoe and Akm.
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>>165106817
tvique and surefour
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>>165107231
why don't you heal then?
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>>165106817
Silly Anon! It's SSSniperWolf! AWOO! ^.^ XD
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>>165106868
And with how you see people shelling out bucks just on skins for some of the female heroes you'd think they could make a ton more with Widowmaker/Mercy figures and the like. But yeah, the rate they go out of stock is silly.

>>165107268
Should've specified that his main account is at 4900. His smurf is the account he's been streaming on lately.
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>>165090987

>Illios, Numbani, Hollywood
>Nepal, Eichenwald
>I think the ideas other anons have are good, especially the jungle themed idea!
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>>165107257
Pretty much:
The best: Gabe, Jack and Ana in the back seat getting along.

The worst: Gabe, Jack, and Ana in the back seat while Gabe and Jack are still fighting.
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Lucio's face when Hog hooks him
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Why are there only two black heroes in OW?
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>>165107709
>Playing Lucio ever
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>>165107257
ana brings snacks and shoots stuff out the window. tailgater? sleep dart
zenyatta is a great guy in general.
lucio maybe if you like very loud music, zarya if you like hiking and stuff at stops, mei if you don't fucking hate her.

everyone else is either completely off their rocker, has a stick up their ass, or won't fit in the car.
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>>165107709
>Always play Lucio on KOTH
>Someone picks him before me
>Literally don't know what to do
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>not instalocking Lucio on Illios

why live?
>>
Would you buy a Perfect Grade Pharah model kit?
Would you buy a PG MEKA kit?
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>>165107893
As long as it's of Mecha Queen.
>>
>>165107812

>not playing best support
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>>165107723
5 of them are already """poc"""
6 considering SJWs are now pushing that McCree is also POC and "clearly he's half or full mexican because his skintooone!" and Blizzard explicitly opens their vagina folds wide for SJWs (anybody have that comic/pic of Blizzard getting spanked?)

also 4 asians
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>>165107419
>solo healing a bunch of retards than won't ever protect you
Even as Ana, you'd need to be a god to keep them alive, not to mention possible backline threats or even do damage some times because God forbid if you didn't deal with the Pharah as a solo healer on a them with 3 DPS.
>>
>1st comp match
>it's ok, I've been training!
>gangraped agonizingly slowly, tortured, roasted, cooked, fried, toasted, burnt

I-I just wanted to be the very best.
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Reaper is cute. CUTE!
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>that one guy who thinks he is pro and tries to micro manage everyone
>anon get off solider and do this
>tell him to stop telling everyone what to do
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
What's the current rank percentages in terms of playerbase?

Is Diamond+ still up there?
>>
What's average rank? 1500?
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>>165108102
>Play Zen
>Proceed to do the DPS's job while also healing
Genji and 76 become salty af when you ask them why the fuck they arent doing their job.
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>>165107994
How can a man be so wrong?
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>>165108024
Lucio is a multiculturalist by the way. In Numbani he says
>a city where everybody gets to live as they choose
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>>165107573
Gabe, Jack, and Ana would be great, Reaper, Soldier 76, and Ana wearing that mask thing wouldn't be as smooth
>>
>>165108513
because women are the best support players. it has been statistically proven that women have the best game sense and position, thus allowing them to take better care of their teammates.
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>>165108513
Why are you posting a picture of a dps?
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>>165108350
700
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>>165108651
are you implying zenyatta isn't a woman?
>>
>D.va spends all of her time trying to fight a Pharah, who's always incredibly far away from her
>just keeps tickling her for no fucking reason and generally being a fucking useless retard
>>
>>165108695
are you telling the truth
>>
>>165108576
No shit, literally one of the first things his bio says was how he fights for social change and equality for Omnics.
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does sombra ever get potg or is that just a myth
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>>165108791
>someone picks soldier
>doesnt even notice enemy pharah for the entire match
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>ow video older and less views even though he quit TF2 ages ago

really makes you think
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>>165108343
Masteroverwatch says 3k is top 27%
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>>165108273
you wanna know how I know you're shit?
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>>165108651
Bait. Women and generally oblivious retards.
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>>165108823
No.
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>he cares about the races and sexualities of fictional video game characters
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>>165108915
Got one once.

Had the Hacking Intro playing too. It starts out like someone else is getting it, then it bugs out, showing Sombra hacking and kissing the camera.
>>
>>165107827
Tracer would be fine if you got her to drive, probably too figidity otherwise
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>>165108940
Even more people are in Diamond now compared to s2? I thought the whole point of this season was to put more people in gold and under?

I know that site doesn't include the entire population, so it could be more or less, but still.
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>tfw Reaper will never crush your head between his thighs, killing you instantly
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>>165109193
Just don't give her coffee
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If you enjoyed playing scout in tf2, what class is similar to it in ow? Tracer?
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>>165109334
yea tracer
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>>165109112
>he cares about what other people care about
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>>165108189
Fuck, I still want a Kawaii Reaper skin.

I'll make one myself and send it to Blizzard.

Now THAT would be something to "What have they done to you, Reyes?" over.
>>
>rest of the team runs away from the point to chase a low HP Sombra while the enemy team rushes it
>>
>>165109334
Genji
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>>165109334
Genji, He double jumps.
Reaper. Shotguns.
Tracer. She's annoying.
>>
>>165109280
Well they wanted to flatten the curve in general so more people got pushed into higher tiers as well as lower ones. It's also why top 500 starts way higher this season than it did last season.
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>>165109334
tracer is nothing like scout in terms of gameplay
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>tfw a dedicated tankbuster is less effective than having an extra tank
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>>165108651
>tfw not a woman
Should have fucking known since day 1. God fucking damn it.
>>
>>165108950
this is why you're still a virgin
>>
>no SC2 marine skin for pharah
>>
>Alt+Tab to browse thread
>Cars zooming by in background from Overwatch main screen
Not as comfy as winter.
>>
Why would blizzard hide the LORE skins behind a special edition paywall
>>
>>165109619
>tfw Reaper does actually counter D.Va on the PTR
>tfw all the D.Va mains are crying blood tears about the fact that she now dies as quickly to Reaper as all the other tanks do.
>>
Why isn't this game fun?
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>>165109808
Actually being removed soon
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>>165109785
>"V-VIRGIN!!!!"
Nice rebuttal.
Fuck off back to /reddit/, oblivious roastie.
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>>165109926
because ur gay
>>
>>165109280
27% is still pretty up there, no? I think it's just a bit more representative now than it was last season because plenty of people were on the wrong league, which caused them to pin other people down with them
>>
>on a nice win streak
>suddenly dc
>cant reconnect
>everything else working fine

for a company that makes so much money, how are their servers so bad?
>>
>>165109334
I don't feel like most classes from tf2 transition well into OW, maybe medic but I still prefer him. I would really love a flare gun and kill for a sticky launcher
>>
>>165109580
>>165110017
Fair enough. I'm constantly hovering around mid-high Diamond and have been seeing a lot of the same people daily so I was confused as to just how many people were up there. Much more than last season, obviously, but still a pretty top percentage.
>>
>>165109613
genji is
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>>165109834
She also does quicker to roadhog. Honestly don't know why tanks counter each other or why Roadhog is lower to have a better gun than Reaper
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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>>165109785
Except he's not wrong. Women are oblivious retards, especially the ones who play video games.
>only comeback is calling the person a virgin
Typical bimbo.
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>>165110262
[HEAVY SMUGNESS]
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>Hanzo, at your service.
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>>165109989
you don't even know what a roastie is.
also
>r-reddit!!!!
goes both ways, chump
>>
>>165110342
i wood blueberry my dik in her
>>
>>165108651
where can i play with these women? i know one or two women that are great at healing

the rest, not so much
>>
>>165110260
>does
dies*
>lower
Allowed*

I should go sleep.
>>
>>165110420
Go get your roast beef stuck in your zipper, roastie.
>>
my aim is so fucking good jesus christ sometimes i even feel like my shots just magically connect
>>
>tfw so shit at this game that im in gold
time to do some aiming practice xd
>>
girls are icky
>>
>>165109785
Because he points out obvious and undeniable facts? Women are worse at literally everything that doesn't include having a functioning vagina.
>>
>>165110549
your mum secretly installed an aimbot on your computer to boost your self-esteem
>>
>>165108915
hit a 4-5 man emp
jump out
let your team do their shit
get potg
yeah it works except sombra is fucking garbage and will make you lose the game for picking her
>>
>>165110691
maybe but damn it feels good when you literally start the game by killing all 6 enemy players with 100% scoped accuracy in just 15 seconds
>>
>>165110691
kek
>>
>>165110793
I've picked off 2-3 squishys and have my teammates scared of even moving an inch foward while everyone else is trying to find me.
>>
>Roll a the gold frog skin for lucio
>try him out since I have a legendary for him
>expect to switch off in less than a minute
>actually have fun with him
>1v1 people who think they can kill you constantly
>slip through peoples fingers
>perform amazing wall stunts and get hilarious environmentals on every map

is this guy going to be nerfed soon? I need to know before I invest too much of my time into him

Can't stop won't stop.
>>
>>165108613
Outfits aside, just having those 3 in the back seat while Gabe and Jack are fighting would be hell.

Jack and Gabe would complain. Gabe would be annoyed at everything. Ana would finally scream to shut them up. Awkward silence follows. Then Gabe would annoying sigh loudly causing Jack to snark at him and the vicious cycle continues. The worst part would be the fact they would all want to change seats, Ana would beg to sit up front while Gabe and Jack would complain that they don't want to sit next to each other.

Nothing more hell than being trapped in a car with that for several hours.
>>
I wanna get good at something valued in this game. which healer is the most fun?
>>
I just got this game and went straight to ganji, suddenly team is whining wahh level 1 wahh 4 healers 2 tanks
What is this meta and what did they mean by it
>>
>>165111327
Mercy
>>
>>165111204
Having all of them during the Overwatch glory days would be great, so long as you never mention the choice in Overwatch leadership.

Having them all in the same car during the current post-Overwatch time would result in a destroyed car.
>>
>>165111082
i doubt lucio will ever be touched again
>>
>>165111082
Hes getting buffed with backwards wall riding in the next patch.
>>
>>165111327
ana, you have a lot of potential for making big plays and your bread and butter healing requires aiming so it's more engaging
>>
>>165111329
Keep playing Genji bro. Meta is trash now anyways and Genji will get buffed in 4-6 months when Blizzard realizes they have nerfed him into oblivion, then he will be OP for a while and your hard work will pay off
>>
>>165111082
its literally impossible to nerf lucio without completely making him useless or actually not being enough because speed boost is unique
>>
>>165111329
Meta is the best combination of characters at the moment.
Ignore them, just try different characters and see which one you like more.
>>
Anyone else ever astonished at how fun the characters in this game can be?

I routinely discover new heroes I thought were trash and it feels like I'm playing the game again for the first time.

Right now I'm discovering Reinhardt. Always knew he was good but playing him felt like a chore until now. Previously just had a blast playing Torb
>>
>>165111327
ana or zen
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>mfw a genji tries to deflect my snow
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>>165110528
you see how sensitive this guy gets when you call him a virgin? this isn't your safespace, friend
>>
>Low diamond still can't comprehend that 3-tank is the meta and insist on going pharah against 3 tank

Pls
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>>165110680
Gonna disagree with you on that one, luv!
>>
fuck fuck fuck this is the most rage i have ever felt in any video game. this game is genuinely fucking shit but i keep coming back for 10 minutes every day and my rage gets worse. how come a game so cheerful on the surface is one of the most hatred creating, toxic games ever
>>
what if the new hero has a moving shield like rein that is in the shape of Winston's bubble that does AoE healing for anyone inside as well as give a speed boost? would that fix the meta?
>>
>>165112081
>low gold
>illios
>"we need to do three tank meta guys"
>lucio
>symmetra
>pharah
>dva
>zarya
>winston
>it fucking works and we win 3-0, enemy never even gets 1%
>>
>>165112081
>Low diamond still can't comprehend that 3-tank is the meta
Fuck the meta have some fun ffs
>>
>>165112081
Perhaps I'm not seeing something here but

>fly over rein shield for angles and access to squishies
>boop to disrupt the ball
>big targets for easy direct hits if needed

Seem like good points of this to me?

Is it that she can't really kill fast enough without follow up unless she's getting direct hits that the enemy support gets charge from healing?
>>
>>165107864
>Not Instalocking Lucio always.
It's like you don't give yourself to the rhythm.
>>
New
>>165112664
>>165112664
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>>165111481
Winston would be pretty fun to bring along on a trip, but the problem is he won't fit into any car or truck
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>>165112081
>be great at Pharah
>melt tanks
>know how to dodge around like an annoying fuck and still hit direct rocket hits
>tfw someone on the other team changes to the sniper or pharah to try and counter me so I attack them immediately before they even get a chance
>next round they complain in all chat their "insert faggot here" is yelling about how bad his teammates are
>>
how do we fix this meta?
>>
>>165112497
There's "having fun" and then there's picking a hero that gets absolutely crushed by most of the current meta/OP picks in the game
Pharah is one of my favorite heroes and one of the most fun in the game imo and I rarely if ever play her in comp because I'm just not good enough to outplay the big threats and I doubt many of the people picking her are either

>>165112579
The problem is that she needs direct hits and while she has good aerial mobility she moves pretty slowly and predictably unless you practice dodging and spend a minimal amount of time in the air so it's extremely easy to get hooked/matrixed/76'd/Ana'd/whatever the fuck else while you're trying to use your character's best advantage
>>
>>165112630
>try to climb out of bronze with Lucio
>actually do really well on a couple of comp matches, we stomp the enemy team outright both times
>third match
>two teammates get pissy and leave when we're 1-0, lose horribly
>fourth match
>get stuck with a two-stack who literally stand around and play on the Oasis jump pads, lose horribly
>fifth round
>same two-stack on my team, lose horribly
>SR dips so low that I manage to squeak out one last win for the day
>net loss of 6 points
At what point do I just pull the trigger?
>>
>>165113069
if youre stuck that low, use pharah, tracer, or 76

seriously if youre above average you can carry pretty hard with those heroes. no one there knows how to deal with tracer, cant aim well enough to kill pharah and straight up get shit on by 76
>>
>>165112081
Pharah can work though. It's better than a fucking Genji.
>>
>>165112927
she honestly really balanced unless youre in the top 5%, where their dps can aim.

average dps can handle her, but not to the point where shes worthless
>>
I need someone to play a good defense comp with. Only problem is im on xbone
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I saved up enough coin for a legendary. I'm thinking of getting one for zayra, which one should I get /owg/?
>>
>>165119520
industrial
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>>165107257
Junkrat for sure
>>
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>>165096286
That pic of Mercy in the back...
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