/srg/-speedrunning general

Kazooie

feel free to post real and attractive speedrunning community girls (female)

>>165082047
1st for anime

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>>165082225

my dad died of cancer 1 year ago greetings from germany

0 interesting runs so far, 0 interesting upcoming runs
Is AGDQ finally dead lads?

Woohoo

>copy and paste that wall of text
>don't even update it

nice job retard

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>>165082047
>Mono Uyama tossing that plush away from the camera
>so far we've had multiple people whoring out their non-2hu plushes in front of the camera
>people constantly memeing with DSes in front of the camera
>a fat black whale abusing her emergency food dog on the couch in front of the camera

really induces self-reflection

>>165082346
I hope so. It's strangling the community. These people are just unpaid workers, doing their best and they're being exploited.

>>165082363
i have a lot in common with that girl maybe we should become friens??

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>>165082346
Nope you are just a jaded fuck from /v/ .

how do i know if i am banned from agdq?

>>165082247
Man there's just something about Edobean that really sprouts my beanstock

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Who wud u??

death. DEATH to ALL grind monkey FREAKS

>>165082047
does someone have the old one of zfg rejecting the high five

>>165082346
At least they're not running Starcraft again.

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>>165082552

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>165082545

>>165082524
Do you support Trump?

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>>165082467

>>165082552
Definitely Thighcrusher Tina

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>>165082552

>>165082363
>Hi guys. I have literally zero personality so I'll wear my sexuality like a costume to try and delude myself into thinking I have

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Any hot and spicy memes or new bans since yesterday? I went to bed after the Quake speedrun.

>>165082736
Is she speedrunning real life?

>>165082784
Better than a maga hat desu

>>165082793
just a bunch of shit runs tbqhwy

>>165082784
This guy

Saves himself for marriage

>>165082793
step up ur cooking game boy

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>>165082612
>Jeff

>>165082047
Fuck you Mike.

Fuck you.

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How can non furs even compete?

>>165082793
Guy today got banned for talking about Nintendo censorship

Quake guy got banned for saying Shub-[Niggur]ath

>>165082552
>>165082612
i would unironically date the one with the red beanie

>>165082972
Neither shasta nor his bf are exactly lookers you know?

>>165082247
*unzips dick*

>>165082793
>liquid jew
>ricer jew
>dual monitor jew

You fell for all of them

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>>165082612
>Rebecca the Privilege Checka

>>165083065
>/pol/ memes
You fell the hardest.

>>165083002
Did the quake guy really get banned for saying the name of the boss?

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>165083062
Most of these Japan pics were taken with a very shit camera...

>>165082793
That food is legit terrible

Seriously

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>>165082363
I-is it okay to to be gay for your parents now.

>>165083062
*unzoips dink*

>>165083165
Yes /v/ he really did.
Also girls get pregnant when you hold their hands for longer than 5 seconds. 10 seconds of handholding will make twins.

I'm sorry but the whole speedrunning idea is only impressive if you are performing the game from beginning to end while playing the game the way it was meant to be played without skipping chapters while accomplishing all the developer created tasks (like the trophy lists within the playstation universe). PC gamers can cut out load times and even fly in the air to the end of chapters like Crysis 1 without accomplishing ANY tasks all they want but it will not be something to be proud of and certainly will not justify a WR (world record) to be slapped on it's title for anything, not even an any% tag. I think it's great if speedrunners try to get donations for charities but I frown upon any clipping or skipping without playing the game right.

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>>165083183
>has to put on heavy amounts of makeup, constantly adjust the camera angle, and touch everything up in photoshop just to look like a human being

>>165082932
>marriage

What a cuck

Bet you use your prison-gay faggotry as a personality crutch also

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>>165083165
get the fuck out /v/

dis some lame ass game dat takes 1hfucking hr

>>165083473
Go back to bed, Trihex.

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>>165082736
hmm...

>>165083473
woohoo

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My mind wanders

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>>165083583
There's nothing wrong with some small jigglybits.

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>>165082242
Will any run this year top this?

>>165083513
WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU WU-WUHU
yeah this game is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo exciting

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>>165083636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQabOtbIIvg#t=2m28s

Does anyone have a casualty list of who uyama has banned so far?

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>>165083756
No way.

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>>165083819

>>165083583
I need them.

>>165083223
No, only hetetosexual incest is halal

30 MORE MINUTES OF THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

WHERE MY MONKEY BALLS AT

IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>165083756
>that pathetic apology GDQ staff made to the airline
>airline didn't even know what the fuck it was about

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Stardew valley casual playthrough!

>>165082793
A FUCKING LEAF

>>165083841
(you)

>>165083362
I was making fun of his virginity, you dyslexic ding-dong

>>165084068
wow @___@ shes so pretty

>>165084068
How can a 5/10 have a bf like that?

Women really are easy mode, jesus

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>>165084068
>the way she gestures with her hands to cum all over her

>>165084068
this is a new market for gdq--"hey ladies, are you a literal 5/10? come experience life as a 10/10 for a week by surrounding yourself with literal nice guys who unironically call themselves feminists!"

>>165084275
kek hello gay bro

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>it's a kusoge
>not just that but a boring kusoge
>the run of the boring kusoge is over an hour
>there will be another 30 minute break for setup

>>165084275
>"a bf like that"
chicken legs are attractive to you?

Though I agree he could do better, but that has nothing to do with himself

IS

THIS LEVEL

A MOTHER

FUCKING JO

JO REFERENCE??

no political remarks
good boy

ding dong bannu

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>>165084518
>kusoge

Uhmmm.

If he said something about politics it would probably trump all the other jokes he made.

>and I don't want to make any political remarks here

Is he, dare I say it, banned?

>>165084546
Beat me to it.

>I don't want to make any political remarks here
Well, you just did buddy. You're out, pack your bags.

>>165084275
rich daddy

>>165084484
Damn kid chill out and leave the basement once in a while.

>>165082047

Post that PvtCb video.

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which layout is better: zeldathon with no real budget, or AGDQ with over $250,000 of a budget?

>>165084275
>>165084484
how is that a 5/10 you fucking imbeciles
shes AT LEAST a 6.5 and more like a 7 because she cute as hell

>>165084823
agdq

>>165084814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsK-duXi5CM

>>165084823
How much did zeldathon make this year? They usually have way less viewers but proportional way higher donations.

>>165084952
close to 400k

>>165084823
GDQ is complete dogshit, but that Zeldathon one is even worse.

The Scrubathon had a much better layout than either of those.

>>165084830
They're only into (male) girls now. Not surprising they can't appreciate er god-tier curves.

>>165084823
GDQ layout gets worse every year.

Money must have been tight this year with all of Mike's hospital bills. Too tight to afford a decent graphic designer.

>>165084967
I want the guy with the beard and Zelda t-shirt fuck me in my butt

>>165084985
Pretty nice. Also looks like they had comfy fun again.

>a pb with that many mistakes
this guy is trash

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>it's over 11 minutes early

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

finally down now we can get down and dirty with some motherfucking MONKEYBALLS YEAAAAAAAAA WOOHOOOO

TriHard

>>165085140
>I don't know how marathon estimates work

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>"this is le hardest boss in the game coming up"
>turns out the boss was really easy
They make this stupid joke so consistently that I don't know when a runner actually means the upcoming boss is difficult.

>>165085140
more fun to watch than the average 2d platformer

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>>165085140
>those 11 minutes won't make the setup any faster

>complaining about game submissions and the fact that this is the only n64 game
UH OH

>>165085140
BIG
FAT
CAT
TATS

>>165085231
all n64 games are the same dumb 3d platformers anyway

>>165085197
Tell that to all the chumps that either flirt with the line or go over it.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO PLUG IN A FUCKING CONSOLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

>>165084967
Too many fedoras in one room

>>165085269
calm down sonyroach

Why are they permabanning the "born 2 monkey" copypasta?

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would GDQ be better or worse without donation comments?

>>165085369
based underage

>>165085197
can you explain what you mean please? not him but i don't understand how marathon estimates work.

is it literally just the speedrunner telling them how quickly they think they can finish it?

>tfw actually slightly hyped for a game I actually really like
Am I reddit now?

>>165084604
>dumb animeposter doesnt even know a weeb term

just fucking off yourself and save the universe a few decades of trying to kill you

>>165085390
better for me cuz diseases spoop me the fuck out

>>165085390
right now? much better
if they read shit besides "my dog died of colon cancer so lets kill the animals" comments? worse

Mike Uyama LLC events have been playing the same playlist for years now. Would be nice if they always put the best songs of the marathons games in there instead.

>>165085390
The donation comments are mostly awful but they are the least of GDQ's problems.

>>165085390

Better, 99% of them are autism.

>>165085463
I was illustrating that you don't know what kusoge means.

>>165085460
HOYP

bonesaw more liked bannedsaw

>>165085390
I can't help but feel like at least a quarter of them are memeing at this point. Especially with greetings from Germany.

>>165084823
Zelda looks better to me. Less clutter.

>>165085445
The estimate is the time you would get if most if not everything goes wrong. The 10 minutes setup time are not seperate entries originally but part in that estimate.

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LITTLE

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>>165085563

WTF is with the mention of animals in a dissjointed way all the time?

what the actual fuck is that?

why does it have big tits?

>>165085390
It's worth it if a meme passes the filter once in a while. Last year my wife's son at least was entertaining.

been asleep since hitman,
anything good/incredibly shit happen?
anything worth watching before nes block?

>>165085631
>The estimate is the time you would get if most if not everything goes wrong
what?

>>165085510
Hello /v/

did azorae actually get banned?

>>165085698
monkey ball is usually chill

>>165085753
go back to /v/eddit

>>165084823
Oh yeah the decoration under the game? It is actually not wasted space but infact the cute donation animation background where Link goes to a chest and pulls a rupee out of it according to the donation amount. Those guys really care for a good time.

dis gay uh

>save the animals, because my dad treats the dog like a better child than me or my sister

>>165085719
people want to look good/not be blacklisted by game selection committee so they tack on an extra 5-10 mins to their average finish time. pretty much if anyone goes over estimate you will never get a run in again unless you are an old boy.

>>165085698
Valdis Story was a cool run with chat going all <3 spiritbomb.

SUPER MONKEY BALL HOOOOYP

>>165085957
okay thanks a lot anon
i was wondering how everyone finished so quickly

oh god golden is commentating
fuck this faggot

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>all those permabanned TriHard emotes

every year

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>it's super monkey ball but the game audio is low as fuck because GDQ incompetence

>>165086081
he made sure to put that mic real close to his mouth so his beautiful voice is loudest

>>165086149
Why do they ban it? GDQ doesn't like trihex?

>yfw mike is probably going to come up with some fake story about being diagnosed with cancer (to explain why he's been "sick" for so long) and when the millions in pity donations come flying in he's gonna pocket the money and disappear.

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>>165085631
Then how come most runners finish 5 minutes before estimate even when nothing goes wrong in their runs?

>>165086231
mike only faked cancer once Cx

>>165086149
I wonder when twitch kids will grow up out of their edgy racism phase.

>>165086062
fuck gaming marathons (that don't give me attention)

>>165086208
Any time there is a game with a monkey they ban any emotes that display black people, watermelon, fried chicken, prison bars, etc. in any way, shape, or form.

>>165086231
the cancer that makes someone gain weight instead of losing weight?

>>165086264
They suck and and suck even harder when they run live instead of just watching a PB video.

this game looks like casualized garbage

>>165086331
worked for TB

>>165086331
The cancer gets heavy.

>>165086331
It's a tumor not weight gain you insensitive fuck

>>165086323
Isn't that a little racist? Sure the chat is being childish but GDQ is giving credence to these things by banning them in my opinion.

Can you get hotpocket cancer?

>>165086484
Of course it's racist. They don't care.

>>165086323
>emotes that display black people,
They ban emotes abused for actual racism.

>>165086567
Unless you're using emotes of letters and spelling out nigger, the emotes themselves are not actual racism. It's all context.

Anon did you donate as a Germanc truckdriver?

>>165086567
Sure, but thats not like the emote means. Its not like they banned FrankerZ and BibleThump for the same thing, right?

>>165085835
???

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cybersemon is so brave

>>165086484
>wasnt america the real nazis for stopping hitler
Yes I made a hitler analogy.

>>165086323
Reminder that twitch has removed every single global emote depicting black people.

>>165086687
woah she's cute o_o

>>165086757
How would I know that?

feels like sjws have infiltrated every single hobby I have lads.

>>165086690
Not the same thing at all. Good meme though.

>haha I only have to hold up
>fall

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>>165086913

>let's take it slow haha :)
sure love these "speed"runs

Is Geoff dead now? Does God listen to my prayers after all?

>a game with such a good OST has this low audio
What happened over night? Shovel Knight had good audio mixing but when I woke up everything was fucked.

dude, monkeys, lmao

>>165086913
what are your other hobbies? they will only infiltrate your hobbies if you allow them to.

>>165087224
I thought that person in the background had a big mop.

>>165086913
Nah you just got a jaded as fuck retard that browses way too much /v/ and /pol/.

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>>165087105
Well his face is still slowly melting at least

>>165086687
who is this cute girl and what is her name?

>>165087230
well the boards I browse besides here are /tv/ (not so much anymore), /lit/, /int/ and /tg/ if that gives you an indication. The only hobby I have that hasnt even been touched by sjws is autistic ww2 tabletop games.

>>165087474
that's one of the people who were banned "she" is a massive drama fiend and troublemaker who was already on their last chance

>>165087519
You need to stop being a dumb bitch.
You need to stop falling for the blame eveyone but me trap.

holy shit what a boring game to watch

MY FUCKING EARSSSS AAAAAAGGGGHHH

>the music is finally drowning out the shitty commentary

Thank god

>>165086971
go climb a wall of dicks.
he explained that he was trying to do it faster than the hold up strat.

based sound mix

SHIVS OUT BOYS

>>165087661
its a boring % and runner. Other year runs were great

>>165087118
HERES YOUR GAME AUDIO BY THE WAY ANON

based audio guy making the stream better

this game is so awesome to watch

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LITERAL MONKEYS WORKING AT THE TECH CREW THIS YEAR

is it true the professional audio guys wanted to be paid because of the hard work they do to make the audio amazing, and mike uyama said no because they couldn't afford to pay them despite having an excess of over $200,000 for their budget?

it sure sounds like professionals are not running audio this event.

>>165087519
>/lit/ and /int/

COMMUNISTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>165087803
Word

>>165087803
hey cool it with the racist remarks

>>165087848
I voted for trump

>>165087803
>>165087908
maybe after 10000 more attempts grindxmonkey will get it right lmao!

>>165087828
>paying salaries to professionals that run your event instead of letting someone do it for free and giving salaries to your friends and pocketing the rest yourself
lol

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>>165087728
Man if only they had time inbewteen runs to sort out audio levels.

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>>165086285
>posting emotes in a chat is racist

>they turned the game audio back down

fucking why

>>165087848
>reading and countries that arent ameriga is communism

>>165087996
so we can hear the interesting commentary

>>165087828
Yeah last time they had a whole crew that does soundtracks and sound effects for games and I guess other live sound events. This time they aren't here, and i remember the sound being pretty good for sgdq

When is bonesaw running?

>>165087996
Because the cripple at the audio mixer can only do 5% or 100% and 100% was obvious too loud.

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wew lad

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>>165088112

so many of the runners this year are terrible at their games

>>165088129
>some of those filesnames
>having a folder of that thing
disgusting

>>165088129
you will never shove your face in between edo's luscious fatty tits and then spew baby juice down your pants leg for her to feed it to you

>>165088129
Post the blue hair one and the purse owner one.

this level has nasty slopes if youre off by just a pixel youre gone

>>165088224
The actual talent almost never shows up to GDQ, this is nothing new.

>>165088129
You must have very low self esteem

>>165088284
this game is high stakes. he would have lost a second.

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I want to go to these events passing as a girl dressed up in thigh highs a skirt and some cute blouse with a ribbon tie collar and a choker, and either pigtails or my hair pulled to one side, and i want to take all these fuccbois virginity. I'd trap them all. I'd probably ruin the event because after i got done draining their balls the actual runners would be waiting outside my hotel room for their shot at me when they're supposed to be running some shitty game.

>>165088294
Hello newfriend.

Calling it: over time, 0:46. Bets?

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>165088275
I wish she took a photo with the blue wig without the fag. Welp

>165088254
deem feels

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>>165088435
It's 2017 not 2014, he's right now

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Any runs so far worth checking out?

>>165088129
>>165088254
>being attracted to andy milonakis

>>165088351
Yeah no.. You cant do that because you dont have the looks for it, fatty

>>165088351
Post boiipussii

HOLY SHIT THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

HE JUST LOST A SECOND DUE TO LOADING TIME O M G

Speaking of squid, when is his run?

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>>165088351
There's just one problem. You can't pass.

>>165088284
>3d game
>game system with a double precision fpu
>off by a pixel

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>>165088561
>>165088587
>>165088629

>>165088494
ShovelKnight race was very close
Valdis Story had cool movement

>>165088620
squid is beyond things like running at gdq

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>>165088685

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsK-duXi5CM


>told not to bring political-related paraphernalia while on stream
>Be typical /pol/-related autists and think of plan
>get caught and immediately go on an autist-fit blaming others instead of themselves
>bannedfromgdq.jpg

get cucked faggots.

I'M HERE IN THE CROWD DUBS TELLS ME WHAT YOU SCREAM OUT WHEN THE GAME IS FINISHED BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO KICK ME OUT SOON ANYWAY

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>165088275
>purse owner one

You mean the cast?

>>165088685
Get a better shirt and skirt.

I like this run.
He's about as good at the game as I am.
Gives me hope that I could make my big speedrun debut at the next and probably last gdq.

>>165088831
the retard couldn't even wait until his run was over to get banned

>>165088834
trump2016

>>165088839
The one with the teddy mascot of persona.
Also replying to people requies 2 >.

>>165088926
How many anonymous 1000 dollar donations do you think come in so they pass last year at the last minutes?

>>165088685
You look like youre from uk

>>165088834
fucking niggers

who /snack/ here?

got a bag of mini turtles and a can of hard root beer

>>165088620
it would take grindxmonkey the entire marathon to get out of the first stage once

>>165088685
>le average femboy apparel

And are those wedge sneakers?

>>165088834
i love speedbois

>>165088926
That was Mike U.'s plan all along.

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>if I have one extra minute?
>No

>>165088834
Fuck my boipussi

>>165088834
fucking niggers

>tetris at 10:00
max hype

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>$10 hotdogs

>>165089148
They need the time for setup you fucking PLEB.

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO RUN AN EVENT LIKE THIS

>>165088834
I like flat chests!

>>165089225
where is it?

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>165088993
Ok, gotcha

>>165089148
The crew needs all the setup time they can get or stuff like audio levels will be horrible.

>>165089149
>>165089134
>>165089056
>>165088968
>>165089198
>>165089252

FUCK YOU CUNTS ARE SHIT NOW I GOTTA SIT THROUGH THE NEXT GAME AND WAIT FOR ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS GETS DUBS

>>165089225
Looks all right to me. Better and cheaper than typical con food.

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>>165089225
What kind of a barbarian smears ketchup and mustard on their hotdog? You just squirt it or drop some dollops on. You don't fucking smear. What the fuck.

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>Can I have an extra minute to do something funny?
>No.

>>165089225
dansgame

>>165089215
is that tranny doing tetris this year?

>>165088834
>>165089318
>/vg/
>dubs
How new?

>>165088834
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>165089225
>NOT EVEN ROASTED ONIONS
>NOT EVEN A SINGLE PICKLE SLICE
>THE BUN IS FUCKING BURNED
>ALL THAT NASTY AS MURRICA SAUCE

>>165089318
Just say you like little girls.

>>165089318
say kike jewyama is stealing your money HOYP

>>165089318
dubs are turned off you shit

>>165089225
50 cents each hotdog tops
same for buns
1 dollar for potato
3 dollar hotdogs sold as 10 dollar hotdogs
y'all getting ripped off

>>165089336
Mike go back to bed your mono is seriously acting up.

>>165089603
I'm not Mike but I am legitimately impressed by the man. He's struggled with mono for 3 years now but still has the willpower to force himself to eat so that the sickness doesn't get worse and emaciate his body

Truly a will of steel from an incredible man.

>165089225
>mustard
*pukes*

>>165089487
>>165089286
>literally took 2 identical photos at different days
She wants the Teddy dick.

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>>165087953

>>165085943
this GUY uh

archives was the worst map

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>>165089703
>I'm not Mike
Mike please we all worry about your very serious record case of mono.
You need all the rest you can get while we kick cancers butt!

>Prevent Cancer Foundation
>leading medical foundation in the USA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw this song is reminding me that theres no goldeneye and no rwhitegoose

everyone in the crowd is having so much fun haha
what a great event

>this donation reader audio
WHERE ARE THE PROFESSIONALS AT THIS EVENT?
CANCER IS NOT TO BE JOKED ABOUT

>Eastern Germany

this girl is talking into a pillow

>>165089938
>Non profit
HAHAHAHAHA

>My family member died of cancer, so sad
>But hahahaa my dad hates killing animals so put this money towards saving the animals!

>>165090089
THEY ARE SETTING UP THE SOUND

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"I had to spend New Year's at a lake" wuut.

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>>165090089
>Sage is passing now?

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>165090089
>into a pillow

>a 3 hour pokemon run after this
aaaand im out

>it's a "they spent 15 minutes on the setup but you still can't hear the game audio" episode

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>>165089225
>ketchup
>no onions, cooked or otherwise
>no relish
>yellow mustard and not grain or grey pupon
>bun is burned
>they give you a fucking fork to spread ketchup and mustard with
>no saurkraut

not even from chicago but this shit is a fucking disgrace fampai

>fought cancer bravely

What do they mean by this?

>>165090292
Clearly you've never experienced anyone you know dying for cancer. I hope you don't.

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THOSE ARE NOT ROUND CIRCLES
YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE FUCKING BLACK BARS AT THE SIDE
HOW FUCKING INCOMPETENT ARE THESE FRAUDS
IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME CONSOLE AS THE PREVIOUS RUN WTF

Where's ClarisSMB?

>>165090292
referring to yourself as a "survivor" is so gay

>>165090395
>my mother's sister's father was a 20 year cancer survivor
>put this money towards saving the frames and killing the animals!

Damn man, just imagine 20 years of cancer

>>165090395
Fuck you I am a trans cancer survivor you have NO RIGHT to say such horrible things

>>165090357
>autistic rage
who cares m8

>>165090292
They played a yugioh duel against cancer but then lost at the last turn because cancer topdecked

>>165090516
FUCK OFF MIKE

I cant stand listening to this guy

looks like we're diving into the edgy zone

>16 pixel perfect tricks!

i believe these are 16 pixel tricks :o

16
pixels
tricks
.
'Spreety good

>this is a super impressive trick
>voice so monotone it sounds more like a chore than anything.

>>165090587
Clearly hes a a huge faggot.

People with nothing interesting or insight to say often resort to call the game shit.

All this dude say is his game sucks

>>165090797
He's bored and upset because they drug him away from the tranny orgy room

>>165090808
>tfw I genuinely love the game I'm running
Must suck to run meme games like these fags

>>165090797
Hi you must be new to videogame players.

sponsor donation comments zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>$40,000 from the laundering company

40k from their own tshirt employee

>$40k from The Yetee

So they're in on the money laundering too huh?

>>165090473
Don't worry, just watch the whole of AGDQ2017, that's about 20 years worth of cancer.

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>40k from our sponsor!

is the yetee even big enough to sell 10k shirts in a little over 24 hours?

seems fishy desu

Super monkey ball is fun and all but do they really have to show all the games in a row?

there is no way over 10k shirts have sold in 2 days. those shirts are complete shit. they aren't even trying to hide the laundering anymore.

>>165091067
They are not but agdq is.

>>165090915
I can't imagine running a game you hate just because its a "good" speedgame.

I always hated Monkey Ball so despite it being a "good" speed game it would be awful to run.

Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

>>165091118
are you the white sweater guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vhM4kVBSi4&feature=youtu.be

AGDQ getting worse and worse.