AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for charity--more specifically, the Prevent Cancer Foundation. We are currently on day 2.
Current game is Sunset Riders.
Next game is Super Bomberman.
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick
Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
HOYP
HEY BROSSENTIA
Super mario party = code word for someone having a sex orgy.
>>165065252
>We
who?
who we watchin
is spike high as fuck again
>>165065359
brossentia IS the monkeyposter btw
[bird noises in the distance]
>>165065339
THE MONITOR WAS NOT ON
GIVE ME YOUR BADGE BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS PUNCHED
first for speedrunners are degenerate loons
>>165065252
>day 2
>145k viewers
>169k collected
AGDQ is literally dead
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me
>>165065252
Your thread is way better than mine, nice.
guys I miss tompa
sunset riders for real? fkn nice thats such a cool game good music great last boss
surprised
>>165065542
if you leave your mouth open so much spiders will get in
>>165065515
Will he come back to save this event?
What's with all the SpikeVegeta shilling? He's a mediocre runner that been playing nothing but mediocre, low skill modern nintendo games, started those absurd circlejerking streams "discussing" the picks for agdq, has tried to build a personality cult around his voice (just like golden), started that tssb-copycat stream fiasco (with golden) and was instrumental in trying to copy the "e-sport" dynamic into the gdq marathons (with golden).
>>165065252
>that pic
BoF IV was my first experience with ntr
>>165065563
For the past 6 years I've tried to achieve Tompa level comfiness with no success. What's his secret?
>these upcoming runs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRING
>>165065646
>>165065563
>>165065603
>tssb
>tssb-copycat stream fiasco
one of these is still active. do you know which?
>>165065646
100% pure passion for speedrunning with no ulterior motives
>>165065454
Yes all videogame fans are.
Now fuck off to 8gag where you scum belong.
>>165065646
good blankets and great friends
>>165065603
dont know about his skill or anything but imo he is one of the best commentator
>Sunset riders
>not Wild guns
did narcissa die yet
>>165065765
>>165065713
that's fucking creepy
I hope trump will go on with the LGBT policy and kill cosmo
>>165065760
imagine being this fucking new.....christ....
>>165065542
S-spike please you are in public.
>>165065603
muh kingdom hearts
>>165065773
He's not that bad at the games he runs, but definitely not the best.
The problem is that he runs fucking KH1, and that game is just way too long to be interesting.
>>165065765
more
Dude can run 40 different games
Should run his own goddamn marathon by himself
Who let fake Mike on the couch?
>>165065603
That's not fair, you left out some of his speedgames.
He also runs FFIX very poorly!
>>165065765
Did she dye her hair or are they two separate people?
This one and ms fucked up spine.
that hotline miami ripoff looked terrible but gameplay seemed pretty ok
reminder kingdom hearts is babby's first rpg but has amazing music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZVOIxcSxY8
>>165065603
>started that tssb-copycat stream fiasco
What?
>>165065908
blechy knows a lot of games as well
Mike's not dead??
How long until a Deadeye donation?
>>165065687
If they are boring to you then close the stream and go play some vidya yourself.
>>165065991
Saves time because he's able to bend over and hit the reset button so quick.
>>165066039
What's this? It looks fun.
>>165065989
>tssb-copycat
It's nothing. The guy is just jealous the Spike Vegeta gets a better spotlight than him.
>>165066065
thanks i'm finished you can stop now
>>165066039
>Implying stream monsters are capable of making their own fun
>>165065936
>fake
That is the real Mike.
>tfw you will never be at agdq with ur best bro and share a blanket (cuz it's cold ;^) ) and ur sekretly jerking him off with all these nerds around
>>165066146
OoT_wr_holder.jpg
>>165066165
Don't bullshit me. Mike is hospitalized with a nearly fatal case of greed.
>>165065835
>As your president, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens
You mean he'll protect Narcissa
>>165066107
Odallus: The Dark Call
Very recommended if you are a fan of classic Castlevania..
>mike gained weight
weird, i thought he had mono..
>>165066194
>not being hidden under the blanket and slowly blowing him while he tries to hide his orgasmic face in front of 140,000 stream viewers
>>165066304
Not mono, money.
>>165066147
Hey donating to your favourite letsplay is a lot of fun you make yourself!
>>165066304
He was just shortening the disease. What he meant was 'monopoly on speedrunning conventions for money'
?
As with the last several GDQ events, the best thing about this one is /r/SamandTolki
>>165066304
mono money, mono problems
>>165066514
Based.
is that mike on the couch?
>>165066065
Those glasses looks like "I want to wear glasses but don't need glasses"-glasses.
>>165066514
Hey that's cultural appropriation, only white people are allowed to put on blackface
>>165066514
cyghfer doesn't stay looking hot by doing nothing...
MARK OF THE BEAST
>>165066666
>>165066573
no, that's miguel ullama, who doesn't know anything about any agfq money or whatever.
>>165066632
>nipples
All I need
>>165066735
You were born without nipples? Tragic.
>>165066686
>when the soylent hits you hard
He looks like he ate all the money he embezzled. As expected of Monomike
>>165066795
>>165066795
scoop me - are these leaked pics or did she straight up post these to twitter or something?
>>165066214
What's up with her face?
I know GDQs have been going downhill for quite a while, but I think this is finally the one where the whole thing just stopped being enjoyable for me
>>165066913
She needed a busted face to go with that fivehead
>>165066917
Last year was only saved by bonesaw.
>>165066917
Thanks for letting us know, we care
>>165066913
Serious case of mono. Mike caught it from her during the open orgy.
Is the kazooiegirl poster actually just stiv posting the pics she sent him?
>>165066869
its not the same person, see the hip tattoo here >>165066214
>mentioning nintendo censorship
Is this guy, dare I say it, banned?
Every time I come to /srg/ I hate white women more and more
>>165067134
good.chocolate tastes better anyways
>>165067040
Most likely
>>165067126
Good move on her part, if she gets interesting enough tattoos people will probably not notice her face.
I have mono and I'm struggling to eat anything
and then you have mike "I have mono" who gained at least 40kg since agdq 2013
>>165067134
>>165067098
He just has a very limited perspective if he thinks nintendo is the only one altering games.
>>165067098
>censorship
Book burning of jewish authors of censorship
Stop equivocating your childish games with real censorship
>>165067265
What's the point of this?
>Greetings from Israel
now i'm hard as a rock
>>165066065
ENDURANCE RUN!
>>165067191
Fuck off you
>>165067134
Must suck being non-white
>>165067247
He is just bulking up to have enough power to fight to the most serious phase of his mono yet to come.
someone POST some screencap of uyama right NOW
>>165067265
Who's the bloke on the left?
>>165067364
>>165067191
Greetings from Israel!
>>165067364
Damn that's actually a black chick with a decent body.
Too bad her skin looks like what I flushed this morning.
ok sunset riders was pretty good
>>165067451
ScottJProgan ugly ass annoying land whale
There's the deadeye donation
>>165067483
>getting this triggered
fucking sjws lmao
>>165067709
>leaf
>>165067450
Here's an oldie
>>165067593
>acting like making fun of you is a defensive gesture
>>165067771
What a brave man, having a heroic struggle with mono even with no one to help him.
>>165067873
Well, it is called mono. Not duo.
Isnt this donation total incredibly low? is agdq finally dead?
>>165065713
>Feel when you're about to rip into your latest bottle of soylent for those sweet estogrens
>>165067757
...you mean that south park reference?
>>165067960
Just wait till notch comes along and donates 1 million
>>165067960
Nah, they still haven't done the """anonymous""" $10,000 donations
any really good autistic moments yet?
>>165067991
>still watching southpark
It's fucking terrible.
>>165068002
notch is /pol/ incarnate, he's not donating anything to these degenerates
>>165068002
Notch never altered his donation amount except when he stopped donating.
Hey, keep posting the cute girl.
Anything good happened yet?
>>165068086
Notch already donated $8k, friendo~
>>165068073
oh I didn't realize you were easily offended, yeah it makes sense for you to have that opinion
>>165068002
More like
>Here is 1 million dollars for "Jews caused every war in history and the Holocaust is a lie"
>If you you don't read this I get a chargeback
>>165068086
>notch is /pol/ incarnate
Just because he's a lonely billionaire burning people on twitter doesn't mean you can claim him as your pokemon
>>165068086
You are dumb.
>>165066514
is that a dwarf rofl
>>165068207
Get out of the thread, duckfist.
wots my time
>>165067450
not uyama but can u guess?
>>165066514
>tfw too smart for blackface
>>165068086
>>165068171
You should try to wake up instead of living in this fabricated fantasy world.
>>165068304
RIP cosmo
>>165068391
>Notch is redpilled
>pol is redpilled
holy shit what if everyone from pol is actually notch
notch is a dumbass
Why do you cancel the best part of the marathon?
>>165068383
le centrists are indecisive pussies without any knowledge or something response
>>165068497
it means "not a zealous liberal"
>>165068537
To save money
WHERE is based iceplug tho?
So why are we talking about notch? in what way is he relevant? A guy who got lucky with an objectively shitty game and accidentaly made a lot of money. What makes his opinion more valuable than anyone elses?
>>165068497
it just means "this person aligns with my own specific ideology and agenda"
>>165068537
>Blue grass Ecco
rest in RIP
What went wrong with the speedrunning community?
Mentally ill cucks everywhere
Wow what an amazing showcase of skill
>>165068340
Kys off trumpete.
>>165068629
Lurk for 2 years before posting, /v/
>>165068612
>autistic screeching
>>165068629
>still this salty about not being able to enjoy minecraft
not everyone's innocence was molested out of them, you know?
>>165068709
enjoy the next 8 years of winning
anyone at agdq who wants to level up should come to room 500
>>165068763
>>165068763
On my way.
>boring run with shit commentary
>srg devolves into pol garbage
every time
>>165068763
level up my gayness?
>>165068763
It's not really rape if you are willing
>>165068150
>thinking other people are ever offended
People are never offended. Offense is actually the biggest meme at the expense of autistic people.
mayushii desu
>>165068857
>intwresting run with fun commentary
>srg devolves into tranny garbage
Every time
>>165068914
...I can't even argue that
fair enough
>>165068612
I saw him in the background yesterday, not like you can really see jackshit anymore, though.
>>165068856
Post dem milkey tiddays.
>>165068856
more cowtits
>>165068994
I know its great. GTKRWN!
>>165068857
>during a shit run people will talk about other things
what an interesting phenomenon never before observed
>this game is really unforgiving
>gives you a million invincibility frames so you can just cover the floor with bombs with no strategy
>>165068994
transposting is
>>165068857
Aren't /pol/ shitposts and trannies what /srg/ is all about?
>>165068856
who is this smegma slurper?
post more
>>165069112
who's the mustache man? looks like the type who would obsess over something trivial on the internet.
>>165069013
>>165069010
>>165069112
i wish
that i could turn back time
>wake up
>stream audio is now barely audible
bravo, UraniumAnchor!
Post THAT picture. You know the one I'm referring to.
>>165069254
M-mom...?
>>165069218
>he still has smegma
>he isn't cut masterrace
>smart ball
>mario paint
>battle clash
>sega bass fishing
which one of these are good?im gonna watch them all anyway
>>165069254
Who is this yeast beast. Oy vey!
>>165069280
>>165068763
On my way to take it to the next level
is cyberdemon531 a tranny
>>165069295
[bird noises]
>pretends to not read the thread
>>165069295
>>165069254
Is this THAT anal addict? You know the one I'm referring to.
If you don't get this message when typing in chat, you're a normie.
>>165069438
who
>>165069280
Make sure to hire World 9 Gaming for all your big gaming events to let the professionals take care of all the technical hassle.
>>165068612
I believe he said he couldn't make it this year.
>>165069295
HornedAnime
>>165069464
I'm not banned because I never so much as see the chat.
>>165069378
newfag bullshit out
>you'll never be so insecure you have to flex muscles around a bunch of nerds
>>165069453
Better be beautiful black babies in those bellies
>>165069349
kys shill
>>165069280
*shivs you in the neck*
>just got married
>donating to agdq
How cucked can you be
>>165069512
No, Scarfed.
Are you a smart ball /vg/?
>>165069464
>typing in twitch chat
He fell for the meme
i wonder why she's wearing jeans today?
>>165069472
UnusualCuck
Skybilz McThicklegs is on the couch.
>>165069704
Be a bestie and check them for me?
>>165069661
>cumskin
Haha yeah you niggers can't come up with anything offensive.
A wizard has transformed you into a blob!
Is this awesome? Y/Y
lol little blue cuck ball
>>165069504
But I saw him yesterday
>losing 2 lives in the second levels
>loses another lives at the start of the third
speedrunning eh...
>>165069707
that poor woman had her legs flattened by a steamroller
>>165069707
Because it's cold?
>>165069814
IT WAS ME, EDDIE
>same people who made pokemon!
You mean nintendo you stupid cunt?
>>165069789
Girls like slimes even more than faceless men or orcs
>>165069784
so mad
>>165069903
Klaige should be removed from his position for his behavior.
This game is cute :3
Let's see if we can get the one cycle here
No signal
but the runner is shit
>>165069921
Yes, Mr. Nintendo himself was the lead programmer
>>165069869
Me on the right
>>165069921
You mean game freak you stupid cunt
>>165069921
Game Freaks?
>>165069921
Please be bait
>>165069937
Not really. My white skin is what makes my race the most sexually desired, proven by many studies. So I am not really offended if you attempt to make fun of my white skin.
>>165069903
I came to this thread to ask about this drama I'm hearing about on other twitch channels. Is that it?
Has nobody realized that people like that are pretty much the entire reason anyone under 30 voted for Trump?
>>165069921
>>165070050
>>165070060
the day /vg/ got out-vidyad by a girl
not even a tranny but a full on girl
>>165069921
>You mean nintendo you stupid cunt?
>>165069921
KYS
>>165070132
All girls are tranny until DNA testing shows otherwise.
>>165070128
>not believing people under 30 could be hardcore nationalistic especially in these times.
Its the current year my friend :^) Welcome.
A.) This is a childhood favourite of the runner, accidentally bought by a grandmother, spent weeks playing nothing else and grew to love it
B.) Found it on a list of "obscure SNES games" and wanted an easy wr
>it is tough to avoid some of these pigs that are bouncing around
What did he mean by this?
>>165070128
>electing the most cancerous capitalistic fuck because you get todl to not behave like a shitfuck
Yeah sounds like you alright.
>>165069597
Woah! Anon, taking shitposting to the next level!
>>165070290
>merely pretending to be of a feeble mind
>>165070290
The sad part is they're still wrong because nintendo literally is the owner and creator of pokemon
>ban all the good and entertaining players from gdq
>all that's left for 99% of the runs are bad runs with boring commentary
why man
when will someone start gdq 2.0
>>165070325
I'm not positive but either way he's banned.
>>165070351
>>165070341
>le evil capitalist meme
>>165070290
I didn't realise i was sharing a thread with the queen of trolls, my apologies your majesty
>>165070351
please use the official and approved image reaction
>>165070290
>HE FELL FOR EVERYONE'S REVERSE BAIT
>>165070341
t. triggered nigger
>>165070290
Ok my friend i believe you :^)
>>165070418
>>165070451
>>165070484
>HE WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A RETARD
THE CHESSMASTER
>>165070435
>>165070505
>>165070484
>>165070448
>>165070398
>>165070351
i wasn't even the original idiot rofl
doubletrolled haha
>>165070448
im ftm
>>165070402
NASA is gdq 2.0
>>165070435
Why haven't they all been banned yet?
Oh yeah I remember why now.
>>165070620
>calling yourself an idiot
nice work idiot
*bird laughs*
>>165070435
>>165070608
>anime shit
cringe
*eek ook*
Why is this breedhole speaking without spoken to?
>>165070716
accurate
>>165070663
man you guys have it so easy
>i need this for the next "skip"
>nice that "saves" 6 to 8 seconds
*runs into an axe and gets rekt*
>>165070716
heh
>>165070885
*teleports behind you*
>>165070882
Testosterone even makes their voice lower. Truly the ez mode of trannies.
That pink slime had a lewd ahoge
>>165069869
How do I get into Ape Escape 3 speedrunning?
>these credits
JESUS CHRIST
>>165071070
>ahoge
Family, you're a terrible weeb.
>>165071157
LOOK AT ALL THAT SODA
what is wrong with gaygasblues?
>>165071193
Knock on the door until you can slip inside
>>165071254
murrica
MIRROR HYPE
>>165070803
*banshee screech*
When are the good games coming?
member the best run ever?
>>165071202
You kisama truly fell for my keikaku dohoho
>ion and the cuck crew at agdq
>no monkeyposting
things that make you go hmmmm
I rather have the empty chairs than seeing these things.
>>165071457
glasses guy made that run what it is. He wouldn't have done half the stupid shit he did without his wingman
>>165071457
Yes, I do.
>>165071516
Please delete this image or the rest of the crowd and I will file a class action lawsuit against you. Thanks.
>>165071431
Valdis Story and Sunset Riders were very nice today.
>>165071157
dude I used to watch your pokemon streams. But it devolved into you complaining about being a beta and not having a gf, etc, so I stopped watching. That and watching a 22 year old grinding a pokemon game is not appeasing.
I can't be a part of that.
>>165071535
>glasses guy
>>165071638
appealing*
>>165071674
thicc
>>165071457
Reminder that the crying about crossdress cosplay of rightwingers made this event this stale esports done quick show it is now.
Can you stop?
>>165071786
Nice revisionist history.
>>165071638
Hey
HEY BABY
The people and thngs you see on TV are not there in your parents living room.
They can not hear you.
(You)s should be removed
should just run meme games if you want a crowd srg you dumbasses
>>165071884
Man how I hate this nigger in the back row.
How do you speedrun a timer based game?
It's that time again. Rate the way too many memeotes of the current runner.
>I know "impossible" gets thrown around a lot at GDQ to talk about tricks that you need a whole brain to pull off
shots fired
Time for another 10 minute setup break for a 6 minute run.
>>165072108
FFZ was one of the worst things to ever happen to twitch
>>165071516
i hope i dont become that old fat man playing videogames
The only thing I've gotten out of a GDQ is realizing that I went to high school with bjw.
>>165072231
t. twitch employee
>not 4:20
shit run meme game
Did we reach 100% memegame levels?
Melee and Mario Party next year?
>>165072231
word
*spams 5 dollar emotes in every chat*
Ummmmmmm.... why are people in the chat spamming "fap fap fap" during the Shantae music playing on stream?
What did they mean by this?
>>165072078
I'm norwegian and xan is the biggest fucking cuck in existence.
>maybe norway is more liberal
fucking kek
wish he would fucking die
>>165072328
I've already alerted the GDQ staff about this, it will be taken care of shortly.
>>165072328
We're sorry and our moderators are handling it.
>>165072312
Melee is tomorrow.
ESA already did a 6 hour run of Crash Bash, nothing can upstage that
did you just assume
Are there any good runs this year?
>>165072547
kys underaged
>pretend I dont like anime for 5 years
>realize I wanna come back
>/a/ is now a shithole
What happened?
>>165070115
>muh studies
not reflective of real life
>>165072078
I love it.
Anyone have a link to that video of the 'I lost my wife to cancer last summer she was a banjo kazooie fan etc' donation? The side drama is what keeps GDQ's entertaining.
>>165072598
kys yourself
>>165072547
hot reddit memes we have today
>>165072625
Newfags that /v/, /pol/ and /r9k/ are flodding in are taking over.
>>165070882
>5/10 girl
>8 months later 4/10 male
gg
>>165072625
>is now
Ha.Somebody will defend this.
>>165072625
It's not bad if you stick to specific show threads at least 1/4 of the way into the season.
>>165072625
Generals took over.
>>165072710
no such thing
memes have become universal
there's no reason to be upset about memes being stolen, misused or overused
accept it and enjoy them
IT'S ON
tell me about this runner, why does he wear the gloves?
>>165072625
/a/ is just /v/ with anime now.
>>165072868
>he's a meme marxist
>mercy kill him
BANNED
>>165072868
Just fuck off to everwhere else. You are not 4chan and never will be.
>>165072940
/a/ might be worse than the past, but it's still lightyears above /v/.
>>165072625
95% were always trash. If you pick discussion threads about older stuff or more obscure shows you will be in good company.
If you pick current seasons hyped up shit show you'll be surrounded by idiots (surprise).
Just last week there was a nice (but short (old and 2 ep OVA)) thread on mighty space miners.
>>165073008
takes one to know one
>>165072868
yeah love this mindset now everything is just some shitty grey "ironic" sludge everywhere you go
>>165071939
here's your (You)
>>165072868
This attitude kills boards.
>>165073026
It's the same shit now. /a/ used to have their own identity, but whenever I go there now, they are posting exactly in the same style as /v/. Also a lot of them like 3DPD now, it's fucking disgusting.
>>165073026
That's because it eats 90% of the site's moderation and leaves none for the rest
>>165070882
>female to male
why would you do this
>less than 5k donated in the past 4 hours
come on anonymous where are you?
>>165073008
no, I've been here since I can remember and I'm not leaving anytime soonever
I just don't care anymore, what are you fucking going to do, protect memes? Stop the influx of newfags to 4chins? It's over and there's no coming back. I accept my elitist shithole becoming mainstream and all of its consequences including metaphorical death of MEMES.
>>165072659
https://youtu.be/gaUfpou0MBI?t=94
>>165073151
What threads do you visit? So I know which ones to avoid.
>>165073151
>my peers grew up and matured and are seeking normal, healthy relationships
>th-that's disgusting they're the weird ones not me
u r pathetic
>>165073285
he was on the couch for one of the runs so he couldn't wire fake donations through
what the fuck is the runner holding
>>165073345
>>165073269
...because he's trans?
that's, like, the whole concept?
>>165073430
haha I too don't know shit about videogames
>>165073287
No one but you retards cares for memes.
What I want is a place where I can be myself while others are too and we all can discuss stuff we love.
We can't have this with this giant flood of normalfags that keep on coming and keep on threating every board like it's /pol and /v/.
>>165073151
As a frequent visitor I think board culture is still intact, if under threat. I don't think it's right to say /a/ is plain shit, there's still some good that comes out of it regularly enough to make it worth a visit. That said, I think two things contributed to the influx of poor-quality posts ~2012, being Katawa Shoujo and the Watamote anime, both of which brought hordes from /v/.
>>165073486
>he
lol wtf is this game? the graphics look like shit was this made in the 90s rofl
>>165073486
Being mentally ill and cutting off an arm because voices tell you to doesnt make it normal.
In fact that's even worse. Trannies don't have voices they just feeeeeeel like their test is low.
>>165073462sauce?
>>165073486
...Um, like, could you not write like that on this site? Thanksss.
>>165073586
nys
>>165073591
GET A JOB
>>165073670It's a boy.
lel the only thing I use my vita for is streaming this shit
>>165073652
>cutting off an arm
>>165073749sauce?
damn a bad pattern already :(
oh thats bad...
>>165073294
$50 well spent for that donation
>>165072328
>What did they mean by this?
They are updating their Fap Journals!
>>165073787
artist is asanagi forgot title
>>165073787It's a boy.
where is he
"Okay, you can read donations now"
>silence
"..."
this general is like /sc2/ but slightly on topic
>>165073939
He is still in the middle of his male to female transition.
Don't expect to see him until 2018 at the earliest.
>>165073591
>We can't have this
yes, that's my point
there are a few places that aren't cancerous, but they're focused on obscure or specific stuff and obviously traffic is very low
I don't remember it being this slow back in the day though so I guess people really moved on and just joined to ironic shitposting out of cynicism and whatever influence imageboards had on them for past decade
Did fap jounal anon pastebin his fap diary after I went to bed?
That was legit the most autistic thing I have ever seen. Glad I caught it. This guy was saying shit like you have to ritualistically wash your hands and piss after jacking off or you'll die.
>>165073937JUST GIVE ME THE SAUCE
>>165071883
i would really prefer if youd be quiet
>>165074109it's a boy
>>165073921
I hope that anon comes back, he was so based andI don't want him to khs
>>165074095
>piss after jacking off or you'll die
this is actually true though, not doing it increases your risk of prostate cancer
>>165074138
man I will never be this fucking cool
>>165074095
>pissing after
fuck that
>>165074138
hope he has a permit for those fingerless gloves
>>165074150
Even if that's true, his arguement was more OCD than that. Like its a garaunteed UTI
>>165074150
That's bullshit but I believe it.
sega bass fishing
rocket robot on wheels (70 minutes residentsleeper)
then the monkey ball block we have all been waiting for!
>>165074138
he was nice
>>165074138
he has a weapon
why hasnt he been banned yet?
>>165074095
I like how you're trying to push this as a meme now, as if you were the "normal" one. Not pissing after you ejaculate is literally the most disgusting thing I've read on /srg/ this year. I mean good god. All that dried semen in your urinary tract. All the bacteria that got inside while you had it whipped out and been jerking it it are left there to breed because you didn't cleanse it.
>>165074205
Why is he wearing them?
>>165074138
he's heterosexual
why hasn't he been banned yet?
>>165074326
don't worry uraniumanchor was ready to take him down
>>165073294
I have to defend the guy everytime this video gets posted but the guy proposing was not cringe. It was quite endering 2bh
>interview
groanzone
>>165074352
if he takes them off, he will die
>>165074350
>fap diary autist is back and triggered as fuck.
Stop, your ill rambling just enforces that you are fucked in the head. Seek help and put all that effort into doing something useful like fucking women or a career.
>>165074429
he's pretty redpilled too
oh christ he looks so scared
>this pokemon music in the background
What track is this? It's GOAT
>>165074138
Good runner, good run.
>>165074528
>he's pretty redpilled too
what? Redpill me on him
Sorry to bring this up again; but, I'm genuinely curious. Was anyone banned for this https://youtu.be/UcdpxzpGCkQ?t=45s? The hat or the political comments.
>>165074429
If you are socially inept or weren't watches the womans body language.
>>165074567
Generic daytime city tune
>>165074014
I cant believe they missed the chance to pull another "anonymous 1000$ donation".
:(
>>165074618
he blows out liberals on refugees and Trump and other such things
>>165074505
Well first of all, please stop posting pictures of your girlfriend.
Second of all, you're the one who needs to seek help. Go to a urologist right now. I don't even want to think about how disgusting your dick must be. The urologist might still save you before he has to cut it off (maybe); he will confirm everything I said about pissing after nutting.
>>165074626
what do you mena? Her smiling, barely able to talk and saying yes? She was clearly happy.
if she said no it would've been cringe
>>165074698
oh now I like him even more
>>165074625
Snowfats is banned for being a memeing faggot yes
>>165074710
WHO /V4C/ HERE
>>165074707
oh damn this guy has so much swag
is he from the event?
>>165074468
He's a big guy.
>>165074710
>muh girlfriend
>muh keep pressing the bs OCD craziness
dude, it is you! Such atism is too rare to be another.
pastebin it
pastebin it
pastebin it
pastebin it
>>165074803
Put on the marathon and I'll come in and chill with you guys.
>>165074852
>Such atism
>>165074803
>v4c
Virgins for cuckholdery?
>>165074929
>dude you had me in a corner but you made a typo so I dont have to respond with any actual arguement heh
fap diary or gtfo faggot
Any wife's son donations yet?
Is some poor bastard keeping track of the save/kill the animals then?
>>165075034
I'm not the guy you were replying to, I just notice these things.
>dude now you're acting like you're two people
No.
>>165074929
whooo
how do I improve a grilled cheese sandwich?
>>165075104
holy shit dude just post the diary
one more greetings from germany first time water donation and im out
>>165075154
Do you butter the outside of the bread?
If so switch to your own homemade sauce.
that donation with little girl wanting to save animals and saving money to piggy bank was pretty qt desu
>>165075187
this
fap diary anon just post it and let us bathe in your auism. Im not even being mean you are a god of mental illness.
>>165075154
Use natural oil
>>165074625
Can someone explain the very first one to me?
I don't get it. Is it out of sync?
Also what was awkward about the MAGA hat one? The way he put it on?
>>165075154
use cheddar instead of american. add tomato, mustard, and optionally ham.
>>165075154
>make normal grilled cheese but sprinkle a small handful of cheddar on each side before you grill it
>add in a meat of some kind to the grilled cheese if you want
>dash of garlic salt
That's what I do.
I want to see this fap diary
Has the setup time eclipsed most of the game time at this point?
>>165075312
an omelet?
>>165065252
>all this shit in the OP
fucking marathon cakebois what are you doing
>>165075191
Theres like already 10 of them waiting in the queue.
See ya.
>>165075282
They banned someone for not wearing a MAGA hat this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsK-duXi5CM
>>165075154
Dip it in tomato soup
MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG DIED OF CANCER
XD
XD
Should I donate with a comment about being a truck driver from germany or something or will they be wise enough to skip it?
why are setups so long?
a grilled cheese sandwhich is just an omelette with no eggs
>>165075368
wat
>>165075448
surely that was a fake one, right? if not.... :(
>>165075473
It was a Polish truck.
>>165075416
>you wore the hat
>no I didn't
>I have evidence of it
>no you don't
>yes I do, also you're banned gimme your pass
Later on
>sorry he didn't wear the hat after all, he doesn't deserve that ban
>but he totally pulled on this nonspecific extension cord that we have no proof of, so he's banned
>>165075496
this is just nonsense anon
>>165075154
olive oil
white cheddar cheese
dash of pepper
>>165075580
The guy who jacked it was honorary German
>>165075641
KILL ALL GAUGES
>>165075641
Dogs eat dog food.
FUCKING retards.
If you put meat on a grilled cheese its not a grilled cheese anymore.
Fuck.
the setup time for this run is going to be longer than the run time for this AND the next game
>40 minutes of setup for a 12 minute run
>>165075473
please do it
>>165075782
what is a grilled ham and cheese then?
>>165075154
Brown sauce
>>165075871
A FUCKING grilled ham and cheese
>>165075782
yeah, It's a grilled cheesewith meat
>>165075871
>a grilled ham and cheese
:thinking:
>>165075590
wtf, really?
these audio levels are atrocious
WELCOME TO SEGA BASS FISHING
WOOHOOOOOOO HAHHAAAAAAAA
>>165075563
>you will never smell Samus's ass packed in that tight body suit, why live?
I would fuck fuzzyness senseless, there's just something about awkward skinny nerds I just love
>>165075942
Yup if you side with Trump you are absolutely not welcome at AGDQ ever.
Reminder that sonyggers are the worst people.
>>165075914
>>165075929
what is a grilled cheese with ham then?
>>165075967
>>165075996
What's the fucking fish called?
>>165075996
hes not awkward hes swag and he only likes girls you dumb fucking degenerate
>>165075782
FUCKING retards.
If you put meat on a pizza, it's a pizza anymore.
Fuck.
>>165075996
Is he a Brit? He sounds a bit foreign or yanky
>>165076110
that 'go 'za looks like complete shit mate
>>165075563
Did you know that this artist drew some fanart of an OoT race at AGDQ (I think it was 14)
I wonder if GDQ staff would ever officially endorse it or block it for being too sexualized and problematic
>>165076096
LMAO
>trumptards just cant stop triggering themself
>rest is spamming offtopic shit about nigga food
Fucking hell american hours are the worst.
Is Spikevegeta a homosexual?
>FeelsBadMan
>referencing the racist frog
BANNED
>>165076161
>mmm ohh yeah this stream is groit m8. Can i getta bitto more mudskin poz in me bumhole?
>>165076141just like a grilled cheese without meat, it is
lmao
>>165076024
So he really didn't have the hat on stream?
>>165076161
All trumptards are brainwashed by Putin, FACT
>if you advocate for your own racial interests, and are note black, mexican or asian, you are not welcome at AGDQ
>40 minutes of setup for 7 minute run
>30 more minutes of setup for this
What a great event so far, very well organized.
>>165076040
good game
>>165076292
Then fuck off if you hate this stream so much?
>>165076350
No he didn't they just hated him and wanted an excuse to ban him.
The guy who banned him's twitter is filled with trump hate.
>>165076040
Why do I want the fish to win the fight against her?
>>165076161
>come into thread and see it's off topic
>make a post about how the thread is off topic followed by a broad sweeping generalization that isn't even true
the thread is always this ass, maybe you should fuck off back to >>>/v/ if you don't like it.
>>165076350
He brought the hat and told people to put it on. He obviously wanted to get banned and got it. The fact that he brought it and told his crew to put on is enough to ban him and more but the guard had a wrong eason either because he is blind or someone else told him.
>>165076483
I was making fun of who I was quoting, not the stream, faggot.
>>165076652
He didn't bring the hats the other guy even admits he brought the hats in the video and says it is all on him.
>>165076585
The thread was infact much better at an earlier time when american kids are all in school.
>>165075416
Wait, so is this the same guy who had the hat put on his head by someone else here >>165074625
they banned a guy because SOMEONE ELSE put a hat on his head?
>>165075282
I thought the maga hat one was supposed to be awkward because of the kid whining about nationalism.
>>165076268
Hes def not straight.
Im not gonna say who I am but at one GDQ event me and him made out but didnt go further.
Im a male runner.
>>165075282
The first one?
Guy who voiced the bloke in the game (stamper) asked donations reader to read a donation in his cheery game voice, not a perfect fit.
>>165076832
Damn werster got fat
>>165076832
>source: my ass
I will never forget where I am, unfortunately.
>>165076832
Is every speedrunner gay?
>>165076846
Okay, that's confusing.
>>165076437
>wahh wahh Im white and im so mad
cant wait until hillary is president, your tears are gonna be delicious
>>165076808
No, that was 2016. This year he wasn't wearing a hat at all. No one put the hat on him; he was never wearing a maga hat.
>>165076268
He is a pedophile
This entire table looks like sex criminals
What the FUCK happened to Fuzzyness?
He looks like a mom out of old 70s family photos.
What the fuck....
>>165077062
Its called autism
>>165076994
kek
>>165076652
>guard
The guy who took his pass is "Safety Coordinator" and an ardent Hillary Clinton supporter, twitter was filled with the stuff before he made it private so the connections couldn't be made.
post more hot gdq sluts
>>165075871
It's a croque monsieur.
>>165077062
its for the event hes rocking an old school theme
its a fashion statement you dickhead
>>165076943
I dont know if hes gay though, Im bisexual myself and we didnt really talk about it afterwards.
>>165077182
GET THAT ASS BLACKED
>>165077182
Ok.
>>165077062
He looks cute to me. Does he have a boyfriend right now?
>>165076764
>event started during american school hours
>threads have been shitposting about politics and back and forth arguing on whether somebody deserved a ban since it started
>everyone bitching about the marathon being ass now
No.
>>165077306
Wersty... NOO
>>165077182
is UA still in charge of sound
where my grind monkeys at
>>165071431
> Tetris with Cardcaptor Sakura: Eternal Heart Story Mode (Normal)
S O O N
>>165077294
CRISCO BATHING
THANKS I'M FINISHED YOU CAN ALL STOP NOW!!!!!!!!
>>165077463
>cutest tetris isn't even there
>>165077306
thicc, solid, tight
## IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS (NON-GDQ) ##
THE ANTI-WHITE KEKOLDS AT TWITTER HAVE DELETED ~OUR BOI~ NOOBKILLERROOF'S ACCOUNT!
PLEASE PRAY FOR ROB IN THESE TRYING TIMES.
## IMPORTANT SPEEDNEWS (NON-GDQ) ##
What is this cuck doing? He is not talking at all.
>>165077606
That's a cute Papyrus
>>165077606
no one gives a fuck about you or your meme skeleton rob
>>165077663
he's the shill master
>>165077546
the tetris block where they had like 4 guys and they were talking about the japanese tetris players and were doing all kinds of different modes for the 3 different tetris games or something that was so fucking cool
>>165077546
It should be illegal to not skin your head when your hair gets that thin.
how long does it take them to set up a fucking game boy color/advance
>>165077663
Waiting for his cue to talk about silly ads
>>165077402
SPERGED
>>165077663
Shilling Gigantic which is a gigantic piece of shit
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>165077887
Ummmm my wife is a mtf transsexual so can you not ?
>hi im tantamatic girl
>its obviously a guy
lmao
tr*nny detected
>>165077887
God bless you Sir!
OH GREAT THE FUCKING FURRY FATSO WHOS INTO BABY FUR AND THE FUCKING TRANNY
HYOP
>$1,005 ((((Anonymous)))) Donation
Who is this man? Why is he so generous?
Which one of those is supposed to be the girl?
Cancer is a disease and donating will make it stop spreading.
>Here's a totally legit non-laundered $1005 donation
>I lost 2 friends, 3 mothers, a grandmother, and both my pets to testicular cancer
>Keep up the great work!
>>165077887
Can't you just leave protomagicalgirl alone!!!
>Another 1k Anonymous donation
Beautiful
>>165078093
the one with the skinny jeans, done nails, make up and the dyed hair obviously
>>165078076
>>165078101
I also have a disease and the only cure is sexy little girls
>>165078076
Apperantly he lost two close friends to cancer.
>>165077887
Dropping a big word up on this
>tranny holding rowlet
>not a popplio
heh
>>165077887
word word WORD
>>165078106
greetings from germany
me trying to hear this runner
Girls on fire!
>raise money to prevent cancer
>show cancer in a figurative form
good tactic to get money
>>165078164
sauce?
>>165078205
How little?
is he playing with the gamecube asa controller?
wtf
>>165077306
>tfw fun cosplays like these are considered offensive by everyone these days
>>165078330
me in the very back.
>>165078408
Too little.
>>165078408microscopic
una BALA en la CABEZA de CADA asqueroso ENGENDRO trani
>>165078521
Dats raciss
>>165078330
blue shirt, grey shoes and red hair and cuties and id put it in their butts
>>165078601
You're open minded, I like that!
>>165077887
a KISS on the TIP of EVERY cute feminine PENIS
>>165078664
Count the Y-chromosomes.
where's my HUSBAND AdamAK?
>>165078664
you snafud me into a coax ...
>>165078845
He is not welcome at AGDQ any more same as Bonesaw.
>>165078392
it's a fighting game
>people constantly mentioning the ddr pad
>he's only using it to press a
>>165078450
Only triggered rightwingers really.
>>165078408
Age of consent of the country we both reside in, plus one day
Whos that red headed qt
>>165066268
can confirm, is good game
>>165078946
Nice delusion.
>>165078664
I can't tell if the one with long dark hair in the flannel is an actual girl or if she's just a really convincing tranny
Why the fuck are there so many trannies in speedrunning? Holy shit.
>>165078994
I'm not sure what his name is.
>>165079101
her
>speedrunning games that are so simple and literally made for 10 year olds
where is super monkey ball
>>165079070
Actual girl
>>165079076
because you literally have to have mental illness to be a speedrunner
>>165078946
I don't think the dudes on twitter screaming about how certain cosplay is equivalent to blackface are rightwingers desu
>>165079076
they have to fuck something I quess
Imagine playing Super Monkey Ball by tilting the Gamecube. Would be p cool desu.
>>165079151
>every speedrunning game so far has been literally made for trannies
>>165079151
>super monkey ball
So how many people are going to get permabanned for using the TriHard emote this time?
>asian qt walks by
>go straight here to see if you fucks capped her
>none
dropping the ball here /srg/
>>165079272
mike working hard!
>>165079318
>>165079327
shut the fuck up you DUMB KEK
godly anon saved all of us thank you for your service
Our boy has a fursona
>>165079169
Nice, she's pretty. What's her name?
165079327
>(you)
>>165079327
2fast4u
Why are they fundraising for PCF? Why not another international organization that actually puts in work or do Doctors without Borders on both events? NotLikeThis
>>165079327
just go to pornhub and search for asian street meat
>>165079401
He's too young to be doing this shit desu
>>165078946
It's one of the things SJWs and /pol/ agree on.
Crossdressing is not ok because it's degenerate/unless you pretend you are the opposite gender for real.
>>165079272
I think the man truly needs help.
The signs of addiction are strong.
>pretends to be "sick"
>vanishes for longs periods of time
>only appears when he needs a fix
>Undertale is truly a piece of art
What did the donator meme by this?
>want to post BibleThump
>accidentally post BibleTrump
>youve been permanently banned
This post is frame perfect
OUR BOY SHASTA HAS A FURRY BOYFRIEND; WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?
>>165079636
>165079636bigger
If you can see this post it means your cursor is on the exact pixel necessary for seeing this post
/ / / SPEEDRAMA ALERT \ \ \
http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
\ \ \ SPEEDRAMA ALERT / / /
>Undertale is art
Could literally hear the fedora tipping
Gotta say I'm really hating the size of the audience cam this marathon. Even zoomed in it's still way too small.
>>165079843
shit... duke... that was too far... ice cold...
>>165079636
wut
is saying "Trump" an auto ban?
>>165079843
>10000 views
un fucking real
>>165079901
People say this every year yet it gets smaller and smaller.
And you know why? eat shit, you dumb fuck. Need sponsors on screen.
>>165079843
Duke has no heart!
LITERALLY
FRAME
PERFECT
>165079992
me on the left
>>165079951
Yeah they really hate that Hearthstone faggot.
>>165080005
>Need sponsors on screen.
*opens the [Settings] menu to buffer frames so this post can show up at the exact frame to skip the captcha*
heh nailed it
>>165080073
Frame perfect is such a joke in 20fps games
ROCKET HAS JUST A
SINGLE
WHEEL
Why is it called rocket: robot on WHEELSSSS?. .. . . . . .
How can you even compete?
>one full hour of this shit
Just gimme dem monkey ballz already.
>>165080103
if I'm so wrong, then why does the camera keep getting bigger and the sponsor ad bigger and bigger? Faggot
>>165080237
You're confusing what they're doing with what they need to do. Idiot.
>>165079992
>Troublehair Tammy
Just ignoring her mammoth boner?
Why are all furries gay?
>>165079843
there's one thing I don't quite get about this even after two years
what the fuck kind of apartment comes with an attic?
this run sucks
mercy kill when
>>165080173
>not furry
>can't get a qt nerd bf because they're all fucking furry now
Should I just give up and join the club?
>>165079272
>>165080237
Sponsor is the same saize.
>>165080317
Lel, you're delusional if you think AGDQ is about anything but donations and sponsor money anymore
What happened to Duke?
>>165080349
Because animal penis is pretty hot and leads you down the slippery slope to homosexuality
>>165080349
No, some are trannies.
When's the Witcher 3 speed run?
>1:10:00
>>165079938
Edobean is so fucking hot!
>>165080470
u missed it
>>165080410
Go for itfaggot
>>165080349
Sony systems emit gay brainwaves.
>165080496
>>165079938
Someone post a collection of her pics please.
>he uses BTTV
why? it's almost like you enjoy haHAA spam
When will mashy transition? Hes obviously gay or a tranny, his voice isnt straight though.
Mashy streams big!
>>165080618
it's literally the only good emote on all of twitch
>>165080573
Please stop. I can't be having these feeling at work..
>>165080436
Which has nothing to do with what they need; only what they want. Which is the problem. They want more shekels, so they keep taking every opportunity to make the stream less entertaining and more profitable.
Why the runners even elect to spend money to attend an event that is so blatantly using them as a tool to make money is beyond me. They're not even working for free, they're working for negative money, to line someone else's pockets with only a small fraction of it actually going towards a charity, where only a small fraction of it is actually being used for good.
The least they can do is not take a dump all over the display.
>>165080657
Did you just assume mashy's gender?
>>165080704
>these feelings
Genocidal?
>>165080740
Yes
>>165080618
He got ok emotes.
>165080592
I don't have much Edobean pics. Most of her pics she does on twitter is with other people in the shots.
>>165080849
NightLight
>>165080849
How do you use specific channel bttv emotes? I can't figure it out.
>>165080737
this is why they should change it to atleast a better charity shame on the sponsors who are fully aware of this and using all these people. Tinybuild is a bunch of hypocrits.
>>165080990
It's frankerfacez
>>165080990
1. Stop using bttv
2. Get FFZ
3. Get BTTV emotes for FFZ so you have the best of both
>>165080978
REMOVE
>>165080857
Need to use some twitter downloader and find any cosplay accounts she uses to make a compilation.
>most of her pics she does on twitter is with other people in the shots.
That is annoying.
>>165080673
check em
>>165081090
>>165081105
Niiice, thanks for the heads up.
>>165081124
Why is SpikeVegeta such a faggot? Does it come naturally or is it an act he has spent hours perfecting?
>>165080849
>featured channel
How do you get that? It's not default?
>>165081124
>>165081124
>fuzzy's package
>165081141
This run sucks, I'll just check twitter for more pics.
>that is annoying
and this shit as well
>>165080737
Lad, I don't think you understand. Mikey needs that money. This isn't a "want" situation.
>>165081258
SpikeVegeta becomes less annoying every year. When every other couch has a tranny or some other degenerate, having a typically annoying autist is a welcome relief.
>>165081124
>those gayming glasses
lmao
>>165081405
Mike needs my boot up his ass.
>>165081305
>>165081405
Damn man those mono treatments must be lengthy and expensive.
>>165081410
Spikevegantea is a fucking homo tho
>>165081286
It does that automatically for me when the streamder does it. All default settings here.
>>165081421
>he doesn't wear Gunnars
wait, i thought he was called spike fajita
>>165081482
>>165081615
spike vegan tea
>>165080776love
>>165081605
I wear thicc glasses so fuck your meme glasses for mtdew addicts.
gunnars are for elite gamers only
its like you dont want to go fast
spikevegeta looks like andre the giant but jewish
>tfw can't funpost on /v/ anymore due to nazi mods
>>165081683
spike bee gee tier
>>165081124
Who let Les McQueen in?
I want spike vegeta to suck my cock UNF
>>165081768
your mom looks like andre the giant but fat
>>165081796
Spy KGB Ton
>40 more minutes of this shit
>>165081898
If it makes you feel better this is literally the only N64 game at the whole event
Post more kazooie.
>>165081898
>6 more days of this shit
>>165081898
so many games i wouldnt like playing but watching the runs is quite fun
this is one of those games i dont really like watching :(
>>165081976
Please don't. I've already finished.
>>165082019
Don't ever link Sonic again.
when is ESA to save my soul
>>165081605
Why is wizzy so stylish lads
>>165079843
Whats this about? Im not following