/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Who /aboveitall/ here

Nth for purging that thing on the couch with fire.

I want a speedrunning tranny to fuck me

>>165022369
>no never happened before

Why does setup take so long that they have to fill in time with interviews?

*speedruns simpsons tapped out*

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>>165022626
mercy kill this shit run

and post pictures of Edobean's fantastic funbags

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can anyone tell me what is this form

>>165022694
oh shit he's gonna blow the place up

>>165022694
well this guy is untouchable by staff

*blames audio crew*

>>165022736

Yeah I don't understand how it takes 20 minutes to plug in a ps3

I want adrians thighs around my dick at all times

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Xth for watching your mouth and not saying ANYTHING at all in order not to get banned
>>165022775
UNBANNABLE!

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Blechy is literally going to save this marathon.

mega man and quake were the only good runs

why do you fags let your hobby be overrun with degenerates

>>165022752
THRITY TWO TRIPLE DEE

>>165022626
stop posting your shit ops DUMMY

>>165022694
I speak arabic, it says:
Some of you are pretty cool, don't go to AGDQ tomorrow

Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

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AGDQ is a mess!

wait, did a runner really get banned for being a trump supporter

>>165022768
source?

>>165022867
Uh oh!

>>165022837
mario kart was pretty exciting until the dutch hot head choked

>>165022837
DMC might be cool. These threads are going to be the real main event when Undertale comes on though.

>tfw serg hates u just because u want to kiss a cute boy and play video games fast

>>165022864
t. no-effort OP of last thread

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>>165022752

>>165022897
No. They tried to ban him because someone near him was a Trump supporter.

>>165022857
is this size confirmed? if so, where?

>>165022889
who can drain the swamp?

>>165022837
Shovel Knight was good

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>>165022824
Ayy lmao manlet

>>165022694
BANNED
>>165022752
THICC

they banned so many people, chat is so slow now

>>165022972
Who cares? Right Wing Death Squads soon, bro.

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>no twitch app for smart tvs
why even live bros

>Play the run for me
U WOT

>>165022824
rofl is that a fucking midget?

>>165023026
It's most likely a bot banning whoever says certain words

>speedrun
>not running at high speed
wooooow

are you joking

>Arab king
>complains that his audio servants don't do their job
>has a button masher servant
fucking spoiled muslims

He's not even playing anymore.
Worst run so far

>>165023067
Add "runner doesn't play the game" to the bingo list.

>>165023070
yeah but he's the best commentator at the event

>>165022970
I think it's more, my ex had that.

>>165023062
>chrome cast
nigga even my dumb TV can do it

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Any Dragon Quest runs at this marathon lads?

>>165023062
Samsung has one
But just get a Chromecast or HDMI cable boi

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>play the game for me

i was hoping that guy he gave the controller to fucked up and got him killed

>>165022768
Henreader's Imouto Control

>>165022752
Please for the love of god someone share a collection of her images.

>>165023105
oh was that what it meant
the borderlands had anothrr one play as well

am i shadowbanned

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>>165022970
>>165022857
>>165022752

She looks bigger though to be honest

>>165023239
Yes.

>>165022897
political speech can fuck with a charity's tax status so they gave everyone on the couch a warning. gdq only does one warning and two of the people on the couch already had a warning (one of them made a mass shooting joke last year) so they were banned

>>165022543
the political statement that they made was that they support trump, not that he is the president elect.
it is also a political fact that trump is the president-elect.
I agree that there's a lot of problems with perspective and overreacting, I'm just saying that it is a political statement to wear the hat, and it's also talking about politics when you talk about the current president-elect.
>>165022653
I'm saying that if you wear something you become invite people to identify you with that thing. Based on that, someone may want to talk to you about it.
In this situation, with the trump hat, it would invite someone to start an argument over trump's campaign or whatever, or at least to comment on it.

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>>165023141
>not command buffering for an excellent move

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>>165023141
What did you think would happen?

>>165023239
fun fact: there's a shadowban only visibility that only other shadowbanned people can see and interact with.

Welcome to the shadow realm, anon.

>>165023242
probably wearing the wrong bra size

>>165023218
wow thanks

Oh thank cuck this game is almost over.

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>>165023105

>>165023242
>32DDD
long droopy boobs with gross pancake nipples, sad!

>>165023272
Political speech like the politics section on the charity's website that endorses a certain president? Hmmm, weird.

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>wife at home
>side hoe on the couch

>love you wifey
>black succubus laughs

she sucked him off

is DMC less boring? this was dreadful.

the crowd lmao

THE CROWD IS EMPTY
Fucking hilarious

>>165023272
>so they were banned

But later on they said the guy was banned for pulling on an extension cord, which had nothing to do with politics!

>>165023282
>people wear che guevara stuff
>that makes it ok for me to run up to them and demand they defend themselves for idolizing a hatchet man that slaughtered entire families for political suppression

>>165023364
anything on their website has been vetted by their lawyers, unlike this offshoot stream they fund with little oversight

>>165023242
Is she a latina Hitomi Tanaka?

someone needs to be shot for the "joke"

>CREEEEEPE
Heh heh....heheh
>Audience leaves

SHITTEST JOKE.

ded hobbie

>>165023435
>>165023424
>2017
>Not being polyamorous

What's wrong with you?

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>cringe is in the twitch chat ban word list

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dead gaem

>>165022965
>no ass
What a shame

How do we un-fuck AGDQ?

Is this DMC the Donte version or PS2?

>>165023479
Tanaka is like H cups, nigga. Don't even compare this warthog to goddessu like Hitomi.

>>165023282
>the charity is responsible for the political affiliation of the people that pay to attend the event
That's pretty retarded, anon. Seriously.

my favorite thing is seeing how fat people get between sgdq and agdq

literally no one cares about your worthless family members with cancer
they don't matter

>the crowd has literally been banned

>shout outs to OHN

They're probably shaking their heads in disgust over that run.

>>165023329
Not even 24 hrs in. We might get a full board if we're lucky.

>>165023242
How do breast sizes even work?

Is a 36E smaller than 32DDD? Why add more letters instead of a higher number?

>>165023596
Time machine.

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Gonna go get pizza now that its open so I can eat, gain weight and get cancer from all the cringe.

>>165023534
Good, I'm sick of you faggots calling everything you don't like "cringe".
It's like the feminist "ugh"

>>165023650
the number is the band size and the letter is the cup size

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>So anon, what game do you speedrun?

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Who is the handsome man readiing donations?

>>165023650
The lettering is generally unique to a region. DDD is essentially F or G. Some places just multiply the letter, others just go up to the next letter. It's more or less arbitrary depending on the manufacturer and the region.

>>165023650
cup size and width of body

>>165023680
If you eat half the pizza and just a sandwich later you probably won't get fat.

>>165023683

Ugh, this post is so cringey

>>165023683
ugh this newfag tho :(

more like awesome cringe done quick

>>165023650
Letter is cup size, just the breasts. Number is the bust size, whole chest.

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>>165023650
thank you

Empty room. This is the closest we'll get to a comfy marathon.

Unless there's an understream somewhere...

>>165023683
it's a word for a feeling reflecting compassion and understanding. When you feel shame, when you feel awkward for others when they do or say something utterly stupid.

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>>165023736
I gave that shit up.

>>165023650
>number
Band size. Wider girls need wider bands

>letter cup size
Further letters mean more breast volume.

So a 32D would be a "better" breast than 40B (which would look gross)

Joking aside, where the hell is the crowd?

This is day 1, there should be a ton of people.

>F.E.A.R
>Low Difficulty
Literally why

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>no one in my family has cancer
>no one in my family has any major serious disease
why do people have such shitty genetics? I have the best jeans

>>165023606
I care.

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>>165023650
nobody really knows but here's how i see it

>the number is the band size. aka how wide your chest area is

>the letter is your tit size. aka how large your actual breast is

so a 32D is about the same size as a 36B. but a girl who wears a 32D has large titties on a small frame, but 36B has small tiddies on a large frame.

>>165023736

FF7, but then I got to Kalm and decided fuck this shit

>>165023683
ugh isn't banned though...

>>165023824
Not even joking, they were banned.

>>165023824
People don't come to watch games retard they come to get drunk and fuck each other in hotel room gay orgies, otter fursuits optional

>>165023824
they're too scared of being banned to be there

>>165023736
I'm working on routing Folklore and Vampire Rain: Altered species.

What do I win?

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>>165023769
t-thanks.
>>165023786
Agreed.

>>165023897
if i go to agdq can i participate in the gay orgies even if i don't speedrun

>devil may cry
Never seen this run before, is it as fun as I'm imagining it to be?

>>165023650
The number is the circumference around the bust, in inches.
The letter is the cup size.
Some regions only go up to D and just add more Ds, others just go to the next letter.
DD and E are the same thing, just from different regions, DDD and F etc.

>>165023897

It's always been a fantasy of mine to go to a con and fuck girls but after browsing /cgl/ I think I'd rather stay home with my hand.

>>165023848

>not just using superior japan sizes and measuring tits in centimeters

>>165023884
FF7 is a joke of a "speed"game, just like most of the modern rpgs

Even the fastest debug room run involves mashing through almost 2 hours of dialogue and cutscenes.

>>165023824
It's fucking sunday night

>>165023886
It doesn't work as well out of context as cringe does.

>>165023782
Well anon, how do they work?

>>165023475
you can definitely go up to them and ask what they think about it
I'm just saying they don't want that sort of thing present in the marathon so that they can avoid other people wanting to start that argument
>>165023601
I'm the second anon
I don't really understand exactly how you got this from my post, but I'm saying that they want people to leave the politics out of the marathon, and wearing a trump hat does not do this.

>>165023650
american sizes are retarded, european sizes work exactly how you'd expect.

>>165023990
there are 14 responses that answer the question you retard, read.

>>165023953
Just lurk in some chats until someone invites you to a discord, it's what the /srg/ regulars do!

>>165023953
Expect a lot of whining about RNG because the boss didnt do exactly what the guy wanted.

Otherwise, its fairly uninteresting. Some skips.

>>165023329
>runner fails at a trick at least 5 times
that already happened

What is that mess on the black dude's shirt. So many buttons.

>>165023953
Plenty of people share badges and just suck other people off in hotel for half the event. They just swap the badge between eachother for the runs they actually want to attend.

GDQ has nothing to do with actually speedrunning games.

>>165023953
gay tranny nigger orgies to be precise. And yes, yes you can.
If you are a white male, then too bad, no asshole ramming for you.

>>165023953

of course, you've always been able to do that.

>>165023981

Yeah a normal speedrun any% without the save file skip is 2 hours ish, without that its 7 and a half.

>/srg/ - trannies and bras

>>165023601
>Tanaka is like H cups, nigga.
Actually anon...
https://www.instagram.com/p/vZbZa7BLza/

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>>165024052
1 step closer

>>165023953
Make sure you wear a condom

HIV is no joke

>>165024005
Waiting to see someone wear a Hillary shirt and somehow cause zero controversy.

Just watch.

who is that thicc girl on the couch

>>165023953
I thought people went to fuck other peoples' wives?

>>165023982
And this particular Sunday night is the first night of a week-long event that the no-life attendees have taken the entire week off for.

There should be more than 15 fucking people. The crowds don't start dying this fucking fast.

"LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF AGDQ!!11"
*tweets about killing all whites*

>>165024198
Fuck stiv
but especially fuck waffle

>>165024204
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D

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This announcer makes me want to put a gun in my ear

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TIME TO HAVE A KURAZEE PARTY

>>165023976
you know it's still basically the same system, right

the "30" "32" etc are in inches, while the japanese "75" "80" are cm

for example a 32A in murica is 75B in nippon

Boy I sure hope the Hype Monitor was lit, would be a shame for that already empty room to get completely banned.

>>165024136
>32N
F..fuck. Her tits have traversed two thirds of the alphabet and a couple of my exes could barelly break into C.

IT's wierd though. Makes me wonder how big Melina Velba's tits are since hers even dwarf Hitomi's.

>>165024056
the question is: is $110x10 worth getting your dick sucked by ugly dudes for 10 days straight 24 hours a day? i mean that's a lot of sucking

can someone fill me in on this wife-fucking business

>>165024261
I have made finger guns pointing to my head about 10 times now.

Off to a GREAT start edgelords, jesus christ.

>>165024275

Yeah, but 100cm tiddies sounds way bigger.

>dmc
fuck yeah
>on normal
fuck no.
Way to make it boring. I mean yeah DMC is difficult even on normal but the real fun starts when you turn it up.

>>165024332
one or two fingers for the barrel?

>>165024317
google sgdq wife chesting
cant remember the names

>>165024357
>edgelords
You have no idea what edge is.

>>165024171
yeah, there probably wouldn't be any controversy with that. but that's an issue of a double standard, not because it's not political to wear it.

Oh. It's dmc1. for some reason I just assumed dmc3. maybe because it's my favourite. Now my hype died.

>dmc
fuck yeah
>agdq
fuck no

>>165024371
>Dante must die
MY HANDS ARE BLEEDING

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This event is so degenerate

>>165024428
sam and tolki

>>165024465
3 is the only one anyone gives a shit about

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>that faget edgelord in an nWo shirt talking about DMC

>>165024464
The double standard is the issue. Either everyone gets to play in the pool or no one. Not just 'people with the right opinions'.

>Got hit
S H I T
H
I
T

What's the current ban list? Just cyberdemon and pv?

>>165024675
whats this meme

>>165024586
AnEternalEnigma

The guy is the latest and greatest in bottom feeding spooky variety streamer. Spends half an hour per hour randomly greeting people and going on about non-things with the game paused.

>>165024675
T H I C C

>>165022752
I want to smother to death inside that shirt

>>165024307
>Makes me wonder how big Melina Velba
Assuming you typo'd and meant Milena Velba, her website states she's 36J

>>165024464
>>165024596
When you get upset about potential double standards it's time for some self reflection.

>>165024675
WOAH BIG

>>165024675
U MAD WHITE BOI

>>165024675
I bet she sucks dick like she needs it to live

Haven't watched speedruns in like 2 years. Who are the big names today? What happened to trihex/cosmo/werster?

>>165024596
it is an issue, yes.
it's just not the point I was arguing originally, which started with someone implying that referencing president-elect donald trump isn't political.

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>PS3 - 2001

>>165024773
>only 36J
Someone's fucking lying. Compare her jugs to hitomi's and say with a straight face that her tits aren't almost twice as big as Tanaka's.

>>165024841
LEAVE NOW
YOU DON'T WANT TO COME BACK
IT'S ALL SHIT

>>165024841
Winston W. Wibbler still speedruns. Trihex plays Mario Maker and Cosmo is a trans woman now.

>>165024841

>he doesn't know
you poor thing. Just go dude, it's over.

>>165024841
soon to be cucked/cucked/cucked into marriage

>>165024841
all banned for life

>>165024841
Trihex is a sellout, Cosmo is a tranny and Werster is getting married.

>>165024841
>trihex
Went full arrogant and his streams aren't entertaining. Basically just coasts off being an emote now

>cosmo
doubled down and became a speedtranny

>werster
/above it all/

>>165024841
>>165024881
this man just leave now man everyone and everything has gotten aids and being here will only serve to tarnish your fond memories

>>165024797
I'm not upset!!!

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>>165024749
>>165024763
>>165024812
>>165024813
>>165024816
She's big but she seems nice.

>>165024841
>What happened to trihex/cosmo/werster?
>Trihex
Massive sellout, fake weeb who just plays mario maker. Ironically even he thinks GDQ is a shit show now.
>Cosmo
Tranny who goes by "Narcissa" got banned from twitch for constantly streaming non video game shit like sleeping.
>Werster
Still speed runs occasionally pokemon and sonic, banned from GDQ going to be raising his wifes son soon (no memes seriously)

>>165024941
Make sure to keep his brother away from the fiancee.

>>165024991
Land whales aren't nice until they tell people fat jokes.

>>165024991
It probably looks like an eclipse when she walks in front of the projector.

>>165022686
MEME PRINCESS

>>165024991
>becoming this whale

How the fuck do people let themselves get this fat? I don't understand, is it an amerifat thing?

>>165024991
you're gonna make me feel bad here

>>165022686
post the pic with the green dress

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>>165025147

>>165025035
narci is back on twitch now they allow non video game shit like sleeping

>>165024675
It's like an autism parade.

>>165025172

That's a blue dress faggot

>>165024991
this is the kind of girl who should be welcome at gdq. just a nice girl who isn't out for fucking attention. she's not some slut who is trying to jumpstart her fucking twitch titty camwhore career like kazooiegirl or kungfruitcup or that black 'barbie' chick or edobean.

dang yall left me alone in the last thread

>>165025172
god i want those feet around me DICK

>>165025183
Last I saw he was still begging for money on youtube.

>>165025140
I assume being on welfare or having abusive parents who feed you garbage as a kid.

I've only ever been tastefully fat, I wouldn't know.

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>>165025140

eating nothing but shitty, non-filling foods until you are actually full and never exercising = 3-4 times the amount of calories you SHOULD be eating daily

>>165025265
https://www.twitch
.tv/narcissawright

They're trying so hard to force a chat meme

>>165025172
Massive man feet

>>165025243
>woman is present
>doesn't make a spectacle of herself
>instantly appreciated and welcomed
How it should be.

>>165025140
The same way it happens to anyone else. Poor diet and lack of exercise. There's almost no stigma associated with it anymore, so there's very little motivation to choose the harder path in life.

>>165025250
dw senpai same shit here as always

>>165022752
I wanna speedfuck those juggs

>>165025230
I'm colorblind asshole
Also, that's the only other one of her i have

>>165022686

no memes she looks sick is this girl ok

>>165025336
The Fat Gamer Stigma

>>165025336
There's still a pretty huge stigma attached to it.

The true test is whether people are willing to fuck you. If everyone likes you, but no one will fuck you, it's probably a sign.

>>165025380
not enough makeup probably

>>165024868
Well anon, her and Hitomi (along with Anri Okita) did some stuff together back in November if you wanted to do some research.

>>165025362

Red/Green?

My husband is and he says it looks greyish pink.

what is that gay little printout even of

i was the guy sitting behind ds dad and i flipped it down twice but these memelord kids kept putting it back up

>>165025438
For girls it's a relationship

Even as a hamplanet you can find someone willing to fuck you but few people will want to call you their "girlfriend"

>>165025462
I know they did. That's why I know Velba's cans dwarf Tanaka's.

But Anri isn't immense. Just fucking perfect in every way. Tanaka's are a tad misshapen and lopsided. Anri's are just perfectly shaped and proportioned.

what happened to the thread with cosmo as the OP picture?

>>165025530
Draw a maga hat on it. Get them banned.

>>165025438
It might be more acceptable where I live. People aren't very picky in smaller towns.

>>165024917
>de hippie spacing

>>165025528
>greyish pink
jeez, color deficiency is one of the most useless diseases in existence

>>165025549
I'm saying, regardless of gender, they know they're grotesque. Even the ones that 'believe' healthy at any size shit. They know they're ugly.

>>165025609

Yeah it fucking sucks.

>>165025362

>blue / green mix up
Tritanope?

>>165025315
>someone posts COSMOOOO
>"That's not my name"
this is fucking hillarious

>>165024675
jesus fucking goodness the line of """people""" that walked in view was just something else.

>>165025571
>But Anri isn't immense. Just fucking perfect in every way.
Indeed, and it's a shame she retired. And I'm guessing they just haven't updated Velba's site with current bra size info.

>>165025680
>>165025528
I'm not actually colorblind, it just looks green to me

>>165025784
Check your color settings, anon.

>>165025806

I swear to god...

>>165025738
>shame she retired
So did Velba for a while. She came back.

But understandable since I'm sure Okita was probably making 5k a scene or more while choosing her partners.

>>165025784
>>165025806

And your privilege you color seeing asshole.

>>165025729
And people like you is the reason we have double standards everywhere.

>>165025694
>I refuse to accept mediocrity; stop trying to kill my dreams.
>I feel like crying the presentation is in 4 days
What is even happening. Where did everything go so wrong?

>>165025694
>psh..... listen, kid.... *draws katana slowly* u may say that is ur name.... but.... *teleports behind u and slashes u in half* i will tell u.... what ur real name is.... now, listen.... or else *swooshes cape* i will hurt u... again...... *flies away*

>>165025953
JOHN

>>165025315
>This room is in 30 minutes followers-only mode. You have been following for 0 minutes. Continue following to chat!
lame

>>165025953
He drank soylent

>2Bbooty
Which one of you?

>have to get up and go to work
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
why am i not neet

>>165026026
JOEL

>>165026142
just sleep for 4 hours

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>>165026142

I'LL TRY SPINNING. THAT'S A GOOD TRICK

>>165026193
i start in 90 min

>>165026026
>>165026160
John.

Jacob.

Jingleheimer Smith.

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>>165026142
>tfw work from home master race

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>>165026291
You son of a bitch I haven't heard that shit in like 25 years and you pull it straight out of the ether.

>>165026301
job?

>master race

BANNED

>>165026301
well i have that possibility, but I want to sleep really
I can just watch twitch at work all say anyway

>>165026449
IT director, although I'm old and have paid my dues for the last 13 years at the same company.

>>165025462
Tanaka has an ayy face.

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>don't care about any runs until tuesday night
>have to begrudgingly investigate the drama

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any more bans yet? other drama?

>>165026549
Nope.

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>tfw not autistic enough to enjoy speedrunning

>>165026691
one of the basic requirements to enjoy /vg/ enough to actually post in a thread is severe autism.

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>PS3 - 2001
What do they mean with this

>>165026691
I was once. I want to go back.

>>165026691
same, i'm just here for stream drama and /srg/ infighting

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>tfw have three friends running this year
>one them is running the grand finale
>want to be supportive but also want to see him softlock

>>165026774
Remaster... PS2 never looked that good

>>165026691
>tfw only enjoy the games I played as a kid

>tfw I got a WR last night
>tfw I broke it tonight
speedruns

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Who is Carci blowing to get on the couch repeatedly?

>>165026762
Why can't I enjoy speedrunning then?

>>165026815
Would you feel bad if the softlock happened? That's the important thing.

>>165026851
w h a t g a m e

>>165026956
you have the wrong type of autism

I wish speedrun dot com would speedrun approving my game

>>165026950

Carci is based

he's also speedran all 4 games from MGS2 to SH4

Who is he not blowing to be left out of the marathon again is what I wonder

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>>165026992
fuck no

he's not cringey enough that I'd be like "aw the poor dude", it'd be funny as fuck

>>165027017
Lost Kingdoms 1
I think theres one other guy that runs it

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>>165027028
I wish I had the right type of autism

>>165027017
A game no one's ever heard of on a console no one's ever heard of

>>165027041
w h a t g a m e

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Should do a marathon with just banned people, hardcore autismos like that guy that sat next to porn stasche guy, and the killing-self guy. Quality entertainment right there.

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What speed bois are there being sluts this week?

>>165027172
>controllerhead smashes the streaming PC 20 minutes in

yeah great idea guy

>>165027172
What do you think NASA is?

>>165027085
That seems like the right answer. I'll hope it happens, too.

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>>165027182

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>So, sometime next year things are gonna change a lot. When Lilly comes to Australia and we get married, I'm going to have to change my time schedule in regards to streaming a lot. Main reason for this is actually around her having a son as well, and taking care of him is then going to be huge priority for me, so the time me having for speedstuff being limited. Not none, but it makes me wanna get rid of my big projects before this happens, cause I won't be able to do big projects after

FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS HOLY MOLY

>Fight me
WE DOTA NOAW

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>>165027229
Never heard of it. When is it on? Is it some break-out group?

lol gonna pass out

Should I tweet at AGDQ and tell them to stop talking about killing the animals since I just had to put my pets down?

I'm getting triggered.

>>165027358
Pretty much. Bunch of GDQ dropouts and banned cunts got together to run their own shit. It's still a garbage fire right now, but at the rate AGDQ keeps banning people NASA will get better every time.

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>>165027346

>>165027394
pets plural? I just had to my put my 13 year old dog to sleep and these donations are problematic desu

https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/818334323073916930

Well?

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>>165027394
yes yes yes

>>165027394
don't forget to threaten reporting the stream to twitch

>>165027182
Jeez, I remember missy being cute. He's one of the more masculine asians I've seen.

Imagine if you were working the tech crew at AGDQ setting up between games and Edobean was rushing past to glomp someone but both of you accidentally collided and got tangled in the wires and tripped and she landed on top of you with those mega milk boobs right in your face

>>165027480
Yeah we had to put both my elderly dogs down. Oddly enough they were also 13.

We put them down on the 23rd so Christmas was pretty shit.

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>>165027394
>>165027480
>my cat's 20th birthday is coming up in a couple weeks
>he's so old and run down, completely deaf, just sleeps all day and doesnt respond to anything
>slowly feeling myself get more anxious over time

Help

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>>165027540
>taking down the dog's stockings filled with treats and toys

Is Narcissa gonna play?

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>>165027529
Sicc fanfic broski did you come up with that urself? lol

>>165027529
gross

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>>165027394
>"The Super Metroid donation incentive can now only be referred to in terms of saving frames or not"

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>>165027585
she will die very soon

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is this mental illness done right?

>>165027486
"Blood money" is a bit harsh, but really, how much money are you making Spike?

>>165027585
>undertale meme

gtfo shitter

>>165027701
who is that cute girl

>>165027585
Just get a new one.

>talking about what woman they would choose

BANNED

>mentioning politics

BAN THESE FUCKERS

>>165027672
I know he will feels bad man

>>165027720
i save what i want, heck you

>Trish over Ashley

shit opinion desu

never talk about my president or her daughter ever again
BAN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>165027585
Yeah, my dogs were the same. My mom wanted to give them sedatives before they got put down but the vet said their blood pressure was so low that they were already totally out of it.

My dogs were 120 lbs, and they were 50 when we took them in just from muscle atrophy and them not eating.

It's so sad to have to watch your friends wither and die.

It sucks but its the harsh reality of pet ownership... you'll outlive them.

Nice to see all 10 people in the audience clapping.

>>165027182
oh god I didn't even see that one, do you have more

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>guy on the couch named Carcinogen

did they even say fuck you once in that game how boring

Everyone dies including animals, get over if you pussies, if you don't want to get triggered stop going on the internet and pick up reading.

>>165027798
>responding
>heck

I knew you were a faggot at undertale no need to convince me

>>165027925
hello newfriend
welcome to our forum!

>>165027950
The triggering thing was a joke, but I tweeted it to GDQ twitter anyways.

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>>165027950
>he doesn't know

>>165027585
it's probably sick and in pain and waiting to die but instead of putting it down you keep it alive to suffer

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>>165027950
try again buddy