srg - speedrun

>frame perfect
>it saves 1 second
>this is a really cool trick the community spent countless hours figuring out btw it saves .5 of a second
>hold up i gotta focus... nice

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reminder he deserves his ban

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Friendly reminder of AGDQ's rules.

>>164972243
>liberals
I'm pretty fucking liberal, but people that get "LITERALLY TRIGGERED" are cancer.

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>the amount of people coming to watch the same fucking zelda and mario speedruns every year
>i wonder why the event is so stale now :DDD??
kys urselfs nostalgia fags

>>164969107
They're entirely within their right to do so.

Nobody is legally entitled to attend private events. I bet the contract for ticket purchase even details that they can remove you at their own discretion

Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

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>>164972426
>gender
>gender identity
>gender presentation

Imagine taking this really cool thing and then twisting it to appeal to professional victims instead of actual speedrunners

>>164972426
>any acts in relation to...qualify as harassment

so if someone says 'I am fat' they are automatically banned from this event? Because speaking is an act. top kek.

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This OoT remake looks really good. The textures are really nice and Link has a lot of new flowing animations.
I might get this if they put it on the Switch.

You can now continue to spam /pol/ and /soc/ shit like anyone cares.

>>164972460
>the same fucking zelda and mario speedruns every year
I think this is the first OoT 3D run at a GDQ.

>>164970891
Can you stop?

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>>164972430
>calvinball.gif

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>>164972426
>>164972515
yeah what the actual fuck. Stop bending over for the 0.1% fucking hell

>>164972443
>cancer
wow... just wow
im literally shaking

>>164972443
they've ruined your reputation. sorry bro

>>164972473
so could I technically host a party and charge 10bucks for entrance and then immedietly kick everyone out once I have the money and suffer no repurcussions?

>>164972515
Wait so their gender actually can be different from their gender identity? What?

>>164972473
thats *clap* not *clap* how *clap* it *clap* works *clap* they *clap* can't *clap* remove *clap* you *clap* immediately *clap* after *clap* taking *clap* your *clap* money *clap* for *clap* a *clap* non *clap* valid *clap* reason

serg is so triggered right now LMAO
it's like you're not remotely aware of how petty and thin skinned you are

>>164972426
>inappropriate physical touching of my gender identity

>>164972443
Most people are pretty liberal, it's liberal extremism that drives people the other way though

>muh 500 furry genders

>>164972631
Yes they can, actually.

>>164972621
yeah, no one will come back the next time you throw a party though.

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>>164972593
fucking saved

>>164972426
PREGNANCY

LMAO

>>164972426
>Bathroom policing is ZERO TOLERENCE

le_sneaking_into_the_girls_bathroom_man

>>164972713
Tell that to Calgary Expo who is in court right now for doing that.

Imagine being 20+ years old and playing the same children's video game repeatedly for hours a day over the course of years just so you can say you beat it 2 seconds faster than some other random guy

>>164972473
>Nobody is legally entitled to attend private events they paid for to be entitled to enter
ha ha (you're wrong)

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>>164972426
>pregnancy

>>164972685
>folks who are on twitter 24/7 not aware how retarded they are
Big surprise.

>>164972550
haha who would be crazy enough to do that to their own event? :^)

>>164972812
No, I'm not wrong. You're very naive, though.

>>164972740
>>164972818

I don't get it, what's wrong with not allowing harassment based on pregnancy?

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>>164972913

Imagine being 20+ years old and sitting for hours watching other pathetic 20+ years olds playing children's video games for hours a day over the course of a week just because they say they beat it 2 seconds faster than some other random guy

>>164972367
I've been telling him to shoot agdq up for like a year already.

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>>164972426
>mfw seeing the term gender presentation for the first time
>mfw literally 3 different gender things while there is literally just "gender" and there are two of them

>>164972903
Evo

>>164972443
even /pol/ is liberal in ways.

Its the crazy virtue signaling liberals everyone fucking hates.

>>164972717
well it's a way to make money quickly.

but relaly idk man are you a law student or something. That can't be right. Isn't there something about them paying for a service? seems weird you can do that.
then again clubs kick people out all the time so maybe you are right

>>164972426
>bathroom policing
>in relation to: race


>tfw you're indian

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post BANNABLE OFFENSES

>>164972985
Imagine taking the time to post about it instead of doing something you enjoy.

>>164972985
sounds pretty good. beats working a 40 hour week making money for the jewish elites

Imagine being 20+ years old and sitting for hours watching people who watch watch other pathetic 20+ years olds playing children's video games for hours a day over the course of a week just because they say they beat it 2 seconds faster than some other random guy

>>164972426
>physical touching
Is there metaphysical touching?

was gonna say how im not liking the whole sjw discussion cuz i wanna focus on the comfy games but i can always just focus on the stream and then thats sorted
what i do want to add is that being here the few hours before the event launched you guys were already mentioning a lot of things where basically the short story is that people who were a huge part in creating the event and making it big got pushed out and that the event got taken over in a way
like i dont know if thats true but it kinda seems true and i think thats quite shameful and plenty of reason to be upset

>>164973034
well you said host a party.

maybe it's different for an actual event. when they bought the ticket they probably agreed to terms and rules for that event.

>>164973047
Trannies should be sent to asylums tohave doctors explain the intricacies of not being able to change sexes on a whim.

>>164972426
>go into girl's bathroom
>someone tries to stop me
>"Um, EXCUSE ME, would you stop bathroom policing me at any time, I shouldn't have to deal with this in 2017 ugh"

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>>164972740
pregnancy pregnancy pregnancy pregnancy pregnancy pregnancy

FUCKING SOILED IT

>>164972443
>>164973027
>tfw I'm more liberal than most liberals
>tfw most people see me as an evil nazi Trump supporter

>>164972972
Yes, I replied to your non-argument with a non-argument. Stunning observation.

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>>164973047

>>164973148
>focus on the stream

GDQ runs are complete shit to watch if you actually care about speedrunning and seeing good runs. You watch GDQ to see shitshows.

>>164973148
The "sjw" stuff would have been he same back then. Infact you would have kicked out and beat up back then when it was more personal.
What hurts the event is its size with a whole ballroom full of strangers instead of internet buddies.

>>164972621
>so could I technically host a party and charge 10bucks for entrance and then immedietly kick everyone out once I have the money and suffer no repurcussions?
No legal repercussion. You might get a brick thrown through your window, though.

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that time of year eh

>>164973027
>Its the crazy virtue signaling liberals everyone fucking hates.
>everyone
No, that's just your diminute bubble of likeminded bitter 20-somethings and your very own brand of virtue signaling.

>>164973202
Sorry you missed my point and replied to it with a non-argument. I'll repeat it my point for you. You are legally entitled to attend private events you paid for to be entitled to enter. Doing the opposite is called a scam and is not legal.

Want to share any more non-arguments?

>>164973354
holy fucking shit

>>164973364
No, everyone really hates those types, sounds like you are one, for whatever reason you like that crazy label?

>>164972604
Slacks segments can sometimes be entertaining..

>>164973236
PREGNANT WHITE WOMEN? THOSE BETTER BE BIRACIAL BABIES OTHERWISE YOU'RE BANNED!

truly the best drama was who was fucking who. i want that back.

>>164973605
don't let /d2g/ hear you say that.

>>164973354
What a fucking whore

>>164973532
>You are legally entitled to attend private events you paid for to be entitled to enter.
He did attend, and he was removed.

He paid for registration. When you register for an event, you are signing an agreement to a terms of service. Did he read these terms of service? It's very likely the terms and service explicitly state a policy on bannings and removals at the discretion of security.

This is how it works at literally every large scale production.

>>164973689
I know, dont worry.. But i said sometimes, not always

there's no reason we can't speculate on who is fucking who at sgdq 2017

>>164973532
There is no scam if there's a set of rules that everyone has agreed on and you get kicked out after breaking one of them. You don't sue a football team because you get kicked out of the stadium for breaking one of the rules either. It's like you want the government to shape and regulate every PRIVATE company in the way that YOU want them to work rather than them working in THEIR own interests.

>>164973354
I've been watching all day
When did this happen?

Every trick is frame perfect to this guy.

>>164973741
>>164973770
However, he didn't break and rules or terms of service and thus the accusation is invalidated. He even has proof of this.
Therefore, it IS a scam.

>>164973532
>you paid for to be entitled to enter.
He did enter. Then he got kicked out

>>164973742
That wrestling game tournament he did during the manila major hub was the first time I genuinely liked something he did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCVX-RrrmDw

>>164973868
this is last year

>>164973885
That's what he says. Even if he didn't he's already disrupting the event with his attention whoring antics, which is reason enough to kick him out anyway.

that glitch is pretty cool actually

>>164973770
>if there's a set of rules that everyone has agreed on and you get kicked out after breaking one of them
But what if you don't break any of them?

>>164973885
The terms of service likely state that security can remove you for any reason. Reminder that I'm talking about the terms of service of registration, not the rules listed on the GDQ website.

If you have no experience in event production, I'd suggest shutting up now. It's really clear you have no idea what you're saying.

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>>164972426
>mfw greetings from Germany are protected by the rules
Find ich dufte uezs

Is there a way to not get banned at GDQ? Could you do an entire run while dead silent and still get banned?

>the grace of god
literally banned for religious expression

>>164973885
>>164973741
I want you guys to realize that those terms of services arent exactly some binding contract. If he gave a shit he could fight it and easily win.

Could even just do it with a court magistrate.

>>164974113
you'd probably get banned for that yes

>>164974113
>Could you do an entire run while dead silent and still get banned?

Yes, you would be told that your silence was interpreted as "being silent in the face of racial oppression and transphobia"

>>164974021
>likely state
Yeah someone is grasping at straws here and it's not me.
I'd suggest you to shut up.

>>164974187
>those terms of services arent exactly some binding contract.
Yes, actually, they are.

i cant tell, is this runner good?

>>164973896
I remember some parts of that during one of the clips during manilla, was funny yeah

>>164974281
seems good at improvising and saving his run that he keeps fucking up

>>164974273
No, they really arent.

They are loose.

Now if you SIGN a fucking contract that was well written, yeah you are binded.

I doubt GDQ has a very well written terms of service that couldnt be beaten.

>>164974354
good enuff. he's talking quite well.

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>tfw no overwatch speedrun

BANNED

>>164974113
You wouldn't be "banned" but they probably wouldn't accept your runs ever again

>>164974261
It is extremely likely, because every single large live production event I've ever heard of has had a terms of service that states something similar to this.

Private property is not yours to trespass on. You can be removed if the owners no longer want you there, even if you paid to be there.

>sjws already moved on
>serg is still talking about it

man, those sjws surely get triggered huh.

>that only wastes about a minute

>>164974113
they'd say they're feeling insecure near you or mentally opressed by your lack of expression or something I guess

>>164974467
yes?

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>>164974428
>tfw no road to Global speedrun

>>164974428
Feels good.

>>164972426
I don't see anything about politics on there though????

>>164974563
more like slurp piss lol

>>164974587
>Avoid topics of conversation that are polarizing or controversial in nature. This includes but is not limited to things such as politics, religion, or other “hot button” topics that are innately divisive.

You have been timed out for 10 seconds. Reason: No emoji please. [warning]

:thinking:

>>164974464
>
Thing is, lets take a sports game or a big concert.

They have really good lawyers they hire whos entire career is writing those terms up so they are near impenetrable.

I doubt GDQ is that competent considering everything else they do.

>she

Wait, so he basically just loaded a completed save file to run with?

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>>164974563
>CS:GO Unranked to Global Elite speedrun

>>164974729
Also here's the relevant part to the pvtcb stuff:
>Staff has final say on any issues that may arise, including issues not covered by these rules
The staff is always right :^)

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Is this actually real?

>abloo abloo nobody liked my shitty jokes so i'll blame some nebulous conspiracy involving marx, jews, the media and universities

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>anonymous 1000 donation

>>164974428
>/owg/ is leaking out

OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling
Wuest
Catlynat
Xaltis

CURED
Missy

Add to this, if someone is missing!

>>164974859
debug file but im sure he gets that unlocked during the run

>>164974907
who are you quoting you triggered tranny.

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>>164974898
ofc its real
they're americans

de milkman XD

>>164974738
What did you say? I was timed for for saying FeelsAmazingMan.

>>164974961
What does olympic weightlifting has to do with that post?

>>164974907
>this mad

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is he there again? I need a fap

>>164974971
No one cares unless they're doing a run at AGDQ,make a list for the ones actually running something.

>>164974975
did you just assume their gender identity and emotional state?

>>164974831

fuck off DZ

>someone went through the process of registering, got a t-shirt ordered with his registration, but was denied entry because they lost his registration information but not the t-shirt order
>someone got banned for something he didn't actually do, and will remain banned even with contradictory evidence because of "security discretion"
>the second runner has shit consistency and messes up several tricks in a row
>this is before the 4th hour in a seven-day event
That's not even mentioning shit like the hype monitor or auto-banned words. Reminder that NASA is saving speedrunners.

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LUL

>>164974464
They stipulated beforehand that they do want him there. He attended the event which incurred expenses, at the event he didn't violate any rules. They lie about him doing so and ban him from the even without giving a refund.
Gee, I wonder whose side the justice would be on.

>>164974907
Yep that is newfags from /pol/ for you.

>>164974869
I don't play new cs, how long could that take? Dozens of hours?

BANNED

>>164972426
https://twitter.com/LauraisLate/status/818179525016174592

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>>164975179
ANOTHER BAN INCOMING

>>164974729
>The leader of the free world is controversial
>Wearing a hat sold to you by the president of the country you're in is a hot button issue

Wow thanks for making me think.

>>164974898
god damn

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>>164975179
oh god

is attending GDQ like living under a police state?

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>tfw permabanned from agdq chat since last year
i dont even remember what i said

How banned can one man get?

>>164975052
W H O
H
O

>shout outs to my anus

Confirmed for never coming back to a gdq event, banned from Twitch, and forced to be castrated in order to avoid a lengthy hard labor sentence.

>>164975007
fucking ameridoops

>>164975179
fake tweet btw

I feel like everyone should just get banned so no one will pay attention to agdq anymore.

>>164975304
>is attending GDQ like living under a police state?
Only if you're a faggot attention whore like pvtcb

>>164975179
lmao

>>164975179
Tell me joke please.

>>164975257
The funny thing is we don't even know if he wore the hat because no one has posted a god damn picture. You'd think it'd be fucking simple: post a picture so everyone will shut up about it.

>>164975337
You probably used the TriHard emote or something, that's an autoban.

>>164975237
>Laura Isabelle Late | She/They | Dragon | Gay with @quietcocktail

>>164975337
fucking this

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>>164975237
>She/They | Dragon | Gay with
>xis cartoon self image is literally 400lbs

>>164975418
why is trihard an autoban?

>>164974971
>Cyberdemon
lmao

here we go again

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>>164975337
>>164975431
>talking in twitch

>>164975219
depends on how good you are

If you're starting from a brand new account it will take like at least one week

first you have to grind a lot before you're even allowed into matchmaking

When you're allowed in you can only win 2 matches per day

When you've won 10 matches you get your rank

The highest initial rank you can get as I understand is LEM (third best)

So after this you have to win like anything from ~20 to 30 probably. Every loss will probably prolong it by a few

a black disabled tranny could do a 20 minute anti-white rant at GDQ and not get banned or even warned

AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsK-duXi5CM

>>164975492
Because it's rayciss

Either that or they really hate Trihex (not that I particularly blame them)

>misgendering Morpha
literally shaqing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsK-duXi5CM

>>164975519
how else will I feel validation for giving 5$ a month to streamers if I can't spam their shitty emotes?

https://twitter.com/PvtCinnamonbun/status/783888603722059776
heh

>>164975492
It's used to represent black people. Primarily because it's a black person. That's racist.

>>164975179
Fake, but you should post it.
make a throwaway twitter.

>>164975237
>impressed by how many things are banned
these people crack me up

WAIT A SECOND

WE ARE ON THE SECOND GAME AND THE FIRST RUNNER FOR APE ESCAPE IS ALREADY VACCED FROM THE EVENT?

HAHAHAHAHA

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>>164975347
I don't actually remember but he makes me moist

>>164975589
S P I K E
V E G E T A

>>164974971
Wait, Missy is cured?

>>164975604
but croni is a tranny why is croni okay??

>>164975576
>unlisted
>uploadod by PvtCinnamonbun

fuck off pvtcinnamonbun

>>164975576
holy shit

>>164975492
Any time someone mentions something to do with monkeys ( ape, banana,etc ) people spam it.

>>164975806
>>164975826
http://pastebin.com/9fSeDsXu

compile the happenings and anti agdq shit in one post to be reposted in every thread

>>164975654
authoritarians love retarded amounts of oppressive rules

>>164975576
>I have a screenshot of you wearing it

Why won't someone post it already holy fuck

>TASBot plays Super Mario Bros. 3
again?
whats it this time, another WACKY wrong warp?
personally i want to see a TASBot run of a perfect pacman run

>>164975576
im not watching this whole thing. some one sum it up for me

>>164975219
Me neither, it would be epic tho.

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>>164975576
>"I'm taking care of our charity"

>>164975865
is cmonBruh allowed?

M U L T I M I L L I O N D O L L A R C H A R I T Y

>>164975941
Wrong warp runs are better than vanilla SMB3 any% runs. SMB3 is the most boring old Mario run, all those autoscrolls are sleep inducing, and hands making or breaking a run is retarded.

Who would have thought that the marathon hosted in Sweden of all places doesn't ban people for saying shit like this one does

>>164975984
pvtcb gets owned by agdq staff

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>>164975769
Wasn't she Calbes girlfriend?

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>>164975453
>Pro Gainer

>>164975867
He really has no recourse. Threatening to sue AGDQ won't get you anywhere.

It's pretty bullshit he got banned. Just shows there really is no fun allowed at AGDQ.

>>164975915
There isn't one, if you watch the vod he never put the hat on.

>>164975867
How come it stops before the part where he talks about pvtcb's death threats and how he threw a tantrum when they reminded him there are rules??

>>164975576
Who was in the wrong here?

>>164974898
Isn't this kinda distracting for the runner?

>>164975576
Why the fuck did they give him a run if they've had previous issues with them?

Jesus Christ how shitty can you run a fucking event. If you had previous issues with people just prevent them from having a fucking run.

>>164976283
BAN IT

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>>164975576
Welcome to America.

No supporting America.

>>164975867
>we had the hats ON full display ON stream for more than 10 minutes but it doesn't count because i didn't actually wear it
lmao, what a pathetic farce

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Friendly reminder that MAGA, Shillary, and Bernouts are not allowed to be shown on stream.

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>>164976114
no, but that's kind of hot

Does anyone have the screenshot of him wearing the MAGA cap?

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>>164976413

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>>164976285

>>164976498
Read the fucking thread

>>164976114
Does Caleb have a new gf? I liked Yuna, but I like Caleb more and want him to be happy. I watched his stream a few months ago and it sounded like he did.

>>164976413
please don't squish me, please don't squash me

>>164976479
wtf I hate prompto now

>>164976475
and yet the only one throwing a tantrum is the drumpfkin manchild s m h
things don't go my way? threaten to sue like daddy trump would do lol

>People get upset that you want them to kill themselves
"lol stop being so triggered"
>Someone gets kicked from the convention for forcing politics into a charity
"waaaaaah stop censoring me"

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>>164975867
C U C K
G O T
B A N N E D

>backseats basically empty

>>164976479
I don't even mind the nohips because the skirt makes it ok, but those manhands, shoulders and basically everything from waist up is a bonerkiller

3D traps don't work, I'll stick to 2D perfection

>>164975941
They tried to do a regular TAS, but people got bored of that and just wanted the wacky technical tricks that TASBot can do.

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>>164976415
Yeah it's like claiming your activision sign was ok to be readable on stream because you did not hold it up.
This case is very clear. That idiot wanted to be against the rules he knew and got the sanction for it. That he is crying about it now just makes him look like an even bigger retard.

why is this guys head so big wtf

>>164975576
I'm waiting till somebody sabotages the event. Every fucking year I hope somebody releases chlorine into the ventilation or sets fire to the venue.

A DWARF

HOW PROGRESSIVE.

jesus christ coolkid became a fatfuck

Why the fuck are you defending Mike Uyama's shit? lol

Jesus

>>164976475
dont GDQ staff realize that the event is for non-speedrunners so it should be focused on entertainment and not solely 100% information

>>164976605
I think he has an e-gf right now but how can you like Caleb?

Oh god, what happened to coolkid?

>>164976685
Did you just assume my species?

am I the only one watching the stream?

Could someone explain the controversy about the hat please?

>>164976765
>winter time
>not bulking to be swole as fuck in the summer
thats why you are a sadkid

>fucking nu-chat hating on based Blechy

>>164976802
He's fit, has charisma, and runs games that I like watching.

Why do you not like Caleb? He's one of the few likeable speedrunners.

>>164976760
Calm down PvtCinnamonbun justt take your justified punishment without further degrading yourself.

>>164976840
Ape escape runner apparently was seen wearing a MAGA hat on-stream, he claims he was never on stream with it, they say he was, they don't allow political things so he's banned.

>>164976819
Probably. AGDQ is proving yet again that they don't give a fuck about the games or the runners. All that bullshit is only a tool to make them money.

>>164976813
Wow, insanely clever and original, I can't imagine how hard your mind was working to come up with a response like that. Truly a great thinker in modern times.

>>164976867
did he run ninja gaiden at one of the events? because i remember a dude that looked like that running that game and it was incredibly memorable even though the game was shit
so if that couldve been him +1 your points

>>164976764
/v/ newbois going too far now desu I can't get on board with this

>>164976840
Retard brought MAGA hats to an "apolitical" event with rules against this, passed it around the couch during Ape Escape 2
No one wore it
AGDQ staff accused them of wearing it
Drama happened
They got banned

>>164976985
What is this fucking panel? Why are they doing interviews now?

You guys just had to go ruin the event with Trump shit huh /pol/

>>164976840
shitters try to be epic and "trigger" "sjws", break rules, get bopped out of the event, then they get triggered and start bitching about it on twitter and trying to get sympathy and witch hunt the evil mean establishment who enforced their own rules

>>164976773
Because fuck you retards.
If you keep crying about everything and try to make every little thing a blowup then you devalue the actual important issues of the Mike Uyama LLC like the money laundering and Scam Charity .
You wanted to be a trumpete and people gave you your attention for it.

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"Who wants Arbys"

Glad to see Blechy is there this time. He's one of the few guys that actually knows what he's talking about.

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>5 white males
>4 fully functional bodies

How fucking progressive you shitlord gamers

>>164976856
he went from being a qt to being a fucking PIG it's not bulking at this point my arteries are clogged just at looking at his fat baby face

>>164976475
>>164976663
This is the future trannies chose.

>>164977123
>your post

sounds like it worked

>>164977105
>Now
It's been a couple years

Speedrunning olympics when? See who's the best speedrun country

>>164977154
>They need multiple people to talk about shitty marathon runs from people who aren't even near the top of their respective games

I don't get it.

Who are the enjoyable streamers I should plan to watch?

>>164977154
>>4 fully functional bodies
yeah no

>>164976997
did u just assume his mental capacity?

>>164977265
more like special olympics

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>>164977069
they were worn but not by pvtcb

>>164977273
Fucking nobody who shows up at this year's AGDQ.

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Who is the guy who got banned?

Holy shit is that Coolkid there? When did he get so fat

How cucked do you have to be to actually ban TriHard

I hope they banned MingLee, OPOpie, KKona, and any other emote that could remotely offend someone.

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>only 2 runs finished
>pvtcb BTFO so hard his anus will never recover
This might be a good GDQ event again.

>>164976952
It wasn't justified at all tho.

>>164977334
>Can't even read it
>This warrants a ban

>>164977371
they made her eat his first fast food burger at some gdq and he started ballooning since that very moment

>>164976840
During the first run there was a MAGA hat being passed around the couch. Because of this all the people on the couch and the runner got a warning except Pvtcb who got banned from the event because AGDQ has had problems with him before. The person who banned him says he has proof he wore the hat but pvtcb says he didn't wear the hat (and from what I saw in the VOD, he didn't, at least on stream).

I imagine GDQ saw this tweet https://twitter.com/PvtCinnamonbun/status/783888603722059776 but let didn't cancel his run before because they assumed he wouldn't actually do it (like how he didn't actually shoot up AGDQ 2015) but once they saw the MAGA hat being passed around they wanted to nip it in the bud and get him out of there for purposefully trying to incite drama

>>164977069
>No one wore it
Multiple people wore it. The drama is over whether pvtcb wore it because he's the one being banned and there's no evidence of him wearing it on stream.

/dedgen/

POO
IN
LOO

Why is this prostate cancer commercial so funny to me? It sounds like satire

>>164977348
The guy holding the ape pillow to the runner's left. Not wearing a maga hat btw

>>164977003
He occasionally runs Nina Gaiden Black I believe. I don't know if he's ever run it at an event, though. He probably has.

>>164977483
because males suffering and dying is funny

PAJEET MY SON! DON'T RUN MEMESHOOTERS OR YOU'LL GET ASSCANCER

>>164975347
>>164976479

missygoesfast

What did PvtPissBottles do?

didn't snowfats EPIC mumble crew do trump shit last agdq

>>164977467
and the irony is it wasn't even a MAGA hat

>>164977334
>>164977348
Why do people think they're being wronged? No one would expect them to get away with a political poster, other merchandise shouldn't be exempt

>>164977559
The way that narrator was talking was hilarious

>>164977603
Well if he didn't actually wear the hat but his friends did, why should he be banned

at least that couch of obsessed monkeyposters will finally have a new target and might finally stop posting the same pictures of primates every day

>>164977348
The one holding the mokey pillow.
The administration considered it sign of political affiliation/support of Obama's presidency.

>>164977603
It's not political anymore. It's patriotic. There's a small difference, but it's a pretty important difference. Trump isn't a candidate anymore, he's the president elect. It's not controversial; it's fact.

>>164977407
In their defense, you know what it is.

It's retarded, though, because if someone wore a Bernie sticker or something they wouldn't get banned, they'd just get asked to take it off.

Real talk, "I'm with her" would have had nothing happen to no one.

kick cancer patients lmao xd

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>>164977720

>>164977467
Why is wearing a MAGA hat bannable? I don't get it

>>164977729
>It's not controversial
Politics is always controversial

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>>164976904
Please tell me what he joke was????

>>164977334
>>164977348
This is pretty childish and dumb as fuck desu
How hard is it to find some other way to meme than pushing rules to see if mommy and daddy actually yells at you?

>but if it was I'm with her or Hillary stuff nobody would care!
But it's not.

>1 billion+ Indians
>they want me to donate my money to stop the one thing that culls their numbers

lmao

>>164977731
I thought it was just a hat because it's too small to see and I was focused on, you know, the game

>>164977603
I don't think anyone has an issue with people being warned/banned over politics on stream, but he didn't actually wear the hat, it was passed around some other people, he shouldn't be punished for something he didn't do.

>>164977827
I just explained how it's not political.

>>164977672
>>164977876
Because it was brought on stream and passed around during his event

>>164977729
No, it's entirely political. It's specifically not patriotic because it says that America is bad

>>164977824
agdq is supposed to be about going fast in videogames

but then /v/ and /vg/ are supposed to be about videogames and not politics shit like they are so I understand why the concept is so hard to grasp

Borderlands 2?
more like BOREderlands 2
AMIRITE??????????

>>164977731
>It's retarded, though, because if someone wore a Bernie sticker or something they wouldn't get banned, they'd just get asked to take it off.
yeah, especially someone who had already been warned for his epik antics at a previous marathon

>>164977735
this

>>164977729
>It's not controversial;
kys putin

>>164976997
>>164976685
Who the fuck is this triggered transcontinental transport?

>>164977864
Like I said, it's dumb, but that hat is instantly recognizable if you've looked in the outside world for more than 10 seconds last year.

>>164977876
yea doing a small in ear interuption or whatever to just say hey take the hats off or gather them and give them here would be fine
instead they let it run and then after say btw youre all gone now haHAA

>those gunshot sounds

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>>164977467
>mfw a tranny set pvtcb up

>>164977954
It's just a hat bro like just close your eyes lmao

>>164977945
It wasn't his event, iongravirei was the runner he was just on the couch.

>>164977945
>No, it's entirely political.
Patriotic. I just explained this. Politics implies controversy or difference of opinion.

>It's specifically not patriotic because it says that America is bad
And then it implies that we should let it stay that way. Right?

>borderlands 2
you guys ready for high speed memes?

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>Playing a game with guns and loud sounds.
Don't they realize someone with PTSD could be watching? Someone might have a panic attack.

>>164977839
Someone referred to a heart in Zelda as "he" and the other guy said "did you just assume that heart's gender?" That's literally all it took for a meltdown and they wonder why they're viewed as mentally ill.

>>164977731
Weird how only trumpetes are this obsessed with epic trulling xD and always get into shit in real life.
Makes you ponder..

>>164978036
i told you, trannykeys is just a russian-jewish subversive trying to undermine american freedom

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literally exposed PvtCb
Take your punishment

>>164978016
It is same as the Star Wars shit all over again.

They claim to be unbiased but one quick check of their twitter shows they are hugely anti-trump. This guy need to go.

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>>164978016
>Safety Coordinator for Games Done Quick

>half the screen is bullshit

MAKE THE GAME BIGGER YOU FUCKS

>>164977731
Nobody would even ask for it. I bet it's precisely because it's MAGA.

You're all focusing on the wrong shit.
Klaige said that they represent the charity which can't be politically associated. Basically finally admitting that SDA has become PCF's bitch and will ban anyone the charity doesn't like. When he later talks about the duration of the ban he says it will be shorter than Bonesaw's which makes no sense unless the charity told them to make a lesson out of Bonesaw.

>>164977954
>agdq is supposed to be about going fast in videogames

So why are there so many shitty runs?

>>164978115
Isn't that being PC though? I thought that would be a pro-trans thing.

>be in america
>wear hat representing the president elect with a patriotic message
>get kicked out of event for it
Kek

>>164978221
the actual fast people can't afford to go because they live in basements LMAO

>>164978016
This is actually disgusting.

I can assure you he would've let it slide if it was bernie or hillary. The second it's Trump he's gone.

People say the conservatives are bad... but its the fucking liberals these days.

>>164978148
lmao

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>>164977954
>agdq is about vidya
gooooooooood goy

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>>164978090
You won
Get over it
Fuck off the videogames already.

>>164977241

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>>164978252
>saying america isn't great is patriotic

>>164978245

he was clearly being ironic.

>>164978196
>Charity can't have political associations
>Charity has a politics section endorsing Obama

Hmmm

>>164978016
>politically unaffiliated event
WEW LAD

>>164978298

you can be as irrational or bigoted as you want so as long as you believe you are doing the socially noble thing

>>164978390
Are you tone policing him? I can't even right now

>wah wah trannies are bringing politics into video games
>wah wah a private organization isn't allowing me to bring politics into video games

>>164977954
fucking spot on

>>164978115
>>164978245
The phrases "did you just assume my gender" or "I identify as an attack helicopter" are both anti-trans memes portraying transgendered individuals as irrational, aggressive, and weird. These aren't things people actually say or do.

>>164978501

scarily accurate.

>autistic moron makes joke about shooting up agdq
>autistic moron's group of autistic morons construct plan for epic MAGA plan
>autistic moron's group of autistic morons show up at event and act like autistic morons, being disrespectful and rude to event staff and attendees
>autistic moron forgets to wear his MAGA hat
>autistic moron gets slapped down and is finally confronted with consequences for his behavior
>autistic moron constructs loose legal argument begging to be taken seriously and not treated like the autistic moron troll he is

who's the blonde qt on the couch

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here's the numale that banned /ourguy/ on twitter the day /ourotherguy/ Trump won

notice how he's a buttflustered libcuckold with an axe to grind against le ebil rethuglicans

>>164978506
Mental disorders aren't political.

>>164978506
Are you retarded? It's precisely because those two things are happening at the same time.

Reminder that the monkey poster squid obsessed freak is at agdq right now. Find out who it is an expose the ever loving fuck out of them

>>164977954
I imagine you thought this was really witty as you clicked "post".

It's not

>>164978349
>Wanting to make it better isn't patriotic

>>164978634
he'll be the klaige obsessed freak from now on

>>164978589
>18 year old baby

What did he meme by this