Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>>164962571
1st for anime

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Say My Name.

>>164962670
snowdog

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cats are pests
shoot all cats

>>164962723
Porcupine

>>164962723
Mr. Irrelevant

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ummmm
puppy?

https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/817010215543603200

DOTARDS?????

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1st for Dota 2 cocksluts

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>>164962761
Cats are dota related.

>>164962761
>he doesn't own a cat
lmaoing @ you're life

>>164962571
cant wait for ppd to expose himself with his new team

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>>164962723
reso?

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Is Quas/Exort invoker still good?

>>164962860
Matchmaking is geared to put the team with a higher average behaviour score together on Radiant side, and those with lower behaviour score on Dire.
It makes sense that Radiant would be better, doesn't it?

>>164962723

Mr president

>>164962879
Why would i own a lazy animal that even requires that i design my OWN house to its liking or it goes nuts becase its a shit tier animal?
Dont even get me started on outdoor "owned" cats.

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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>People unironically watch GDQ

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>>164963007
Were "maidens" in ye olden times even "maidens" themselves?

>>164962982
it's not my fault that you are a poorfag and live in an apartment or don't have a yard so your cat stays outside if you want it to

>>164963101
>cat stays in the yard
thats why i had like 3 cats in my backyard already that were friendly and 2 of them even had collars

resolution spent 20k on puppey inviting him to restaurants and never intended to invite to his team ever. Who's laughing now haha?

What was the final draft boys, I fell asleep

>>164963101
>having an outdoors cat
This is how you end up with mice and small birds on your pillow when you wake up
as well as all those new strays if you don't fix it
as well as having your cat DIE because of fights, disease or getting run over by cars

>>164963059
Just sticking my head into /v/ shows me how fucking underage this website is getting.

>>164963194
forgot to add that none of them were mine before you sperg out

>>164962879
Whenever I have a cat I end up eating it.
So damn tasty, I can't resist.

>>164963263
SK SD luna naix as usual

>>164963194
my cat leaves my yard multiple times a day and goes god knows where but she always comes back :3 if you show them love they always will come back :3

>>164963274
>living in a city
TOP KEK

>>164963342
Hello digo!

>>164963240
Uhh that was Matt though

>>164963007
Lina is a lesbian, which is worse.

>>164963342
are you chinese?

>>164963405
you get the best internet in a city

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>>164963060
rmmt

>>164963392
thats the problem you fuckhead retard
i dont want some retards shitty cat roaming and shitting in MY backyard
i swear to god ill buy a crossbow or learn archery just so i can kill those useless shits

>>164963240
>being so excited over honeypot lan while puppey is going for a president of estonia
s m h

swindle would say that there's kids starving in africa while you faggots are feeding inhuman animals like cats. Learn some human dignity

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America won, time for Pizza then.

What are you eating tonight d2g?

>>164963569
some cats come to my yard to my cat sometimes too but they mostly are afraid at me since i hit them if they don't notice me approaching them or throw things at them and hit them since i already know where they run to, if you really wanna get rid of them just poison them

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>>164963498
>living amongst nonwhites just so you can have slightly faster internet

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>>164963330

>>164963638
He also cried on stream about those Peruvians being banned from Valve events so you know where his moral compass is

how many hours till roster lock?

>>164963643
nice waifu. Did you watch esports with her?

>>164963716
>not sacrificing everything for the fastest internet
u suck. Enjoy that datacap. I'll be downloading patching in seconds, while you do it in minutes

>>164963710
i only want to get rif of the cats, there are hegehogs in there too occasionally

>>164963643
apricot juice+bagels from earlier

>>164963809
>datacap
what shithole do you live in bro

>>164963498
no

but American supermarkets also sell cat meat. They just don't call it that way.

>>164963786
yes. His heart is in the right place. Those peruvians were just trying to feed their families

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>>164962723

Is there a more irrelevant team than Secret? At least Liquid and some CIS teams have plenty of potential but Secret is just a trainwreck shitter ''''''''''''''team''''''''''''

>>164963643
tofu

>>164963643
Just coffee

>>164963907
I don't have datacaps because I'm not a comcast american like you are, so you do.

>>164963980
mineski
onyx
vegetables
purple something
danish bears
team empire (not empire)
navi
the list goes on

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>>164963809
I always enjoy Dota with my Soft Girls.

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why doesn't he cast at LANs anymore?

>Want pizza
>It's 4am
;_;

>>164964210
comfy. I'd do that too if I lived alone.

>>164964232
behind the
scenes

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>>164964232
Too busy working behind the scenes securing sponsorships and moving into other games

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are there any pornstars that look like slotherina?

>>164964232
god is merciful

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>>164964180

>Onyx

Based but that team's going to the bin

>>164964394
why isn't she fucking ppd anymore?
what happened?

>>164964494
he got bored of her like how he got bored of dota

>>164962870
God I was that were me.

>>164964494
Not enough attention anymore. Doesn't matter than PPD is a multi-millionaire, bitches need money and attention.

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>>164964494
ppd said she was nagging too much

>>164962880
Expose himself as your Kiev major champion even though his team won't be scrimming and practicing seriously?

>>164964853
YOU'VE GOT MY DANDER UP

>>164964853
that's some big tattas

Why are there so many spics on US east? Never realized how much people hated Peruvians for till I get them every game and the most they contribute is a "insert teammate" is a "insert rata, bad, mrd".

I live on the us east and there is only hordes of Mexicans here but they are manageable this Southern American shit is going too far.

>>164964853
typical e-sports succubus, never enough for her. PEEDUR BUY ME THIS, PEEDUR LETS GO HERE, PEEDUR YOU NEED TO SPEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY ON ME

Women are the drivers of cucksumer capitalism and Peter is smart enough to see through that shit, unlike Kelly and her balding boytoy. If she was less ugly and thought she could find a more pathetically cucked pro than Loda to spend their winnings on her crotch droppings she'd ditch him in a heartbeat.

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>>164963643
>>164964210
I tihnk i know who you are!

>>164965094
This is some incel shit right here

>>164965094
she's quickly went on to bang multiple dudes too

glad he dropped that cumdump after the second creampie

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>>164964853
based Peter

>>164965292
so ppd literally got cucked? any proof?

>>164965267
he's not wrong

>>164965362
It's not being cucked if you dump her ass when you realize what she is, a fucking succubus.

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>Boring game
>GG end fast
>Push bot or I feed rapier

Build firewall

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>>164965303
Peter also fucked asia, is there a single dota fanslut he hasn't bedded?

>>164963803
tomorrow midnight

>>164964210
Is Defense of the Shrines even being developed anymore?

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BLUE SKELETON HERO WHEN

>>164964853
QUICK SPRINT

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When the fuck is the next e sports lads?

It better not be Kiev.

>>164965629
it's being cucked the moment she fucks somebody else

>>164966194
Kiev's in April, DAC should be before that.

>>164966194
SL-I League is in late February. I think there's also some other SEA event that EG is going to between now and Kiev.

>>164966381
there's a DAC?

>>164962860
and DC just won ESL on Dire

pubbers are idiots, news at 11

>>164966194
Dotapit is in like 2 weeks or something

>>164966016
Last time I played it was around when they added Alice, but I think they still work on it but probably not that fast tho.
I also think 7.0 messed things up badly in the game so they're probably working on fixing that.

>>164963716
>living among whites

HAHAHHAHAHA

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>>164966718
>dotapit the honeypot of the honeypot lans

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Ilexa hero when

>>164966871
d2g's fave :^)

>>164966960
Ilexa the Cute

Q - Mystical Sword
A sword made from the bark of a holy tree.
Single target nuke that inflicts enemies 120/150/200/250 damage and heals Ilexa for 100/160/240/300.

W - Look at me!
Ilexa stabs enemies with her holy sword.
Taunt spell that if it taunted 3 or more heroes it will provide Ilexa 120/150/200/250 additional HP for 5 seconds. 450 cast range (same as lvl 2 burrowstrike)

E - <insert skill name here>
Passive skill that increases Ilexa's Attack and Defense by 0.2/0.3/0.5/1% of her current HP.

R - Mystical Shield
A shield made from the bark of a holy tree.
Ilexa lifts her shield and it attacks all enemies within its range (same as W) for 100 damage and decreases damage from enemy attacks by 1/2/2.5% for her and all allies within the range.
Last for 5 seconds.

>>164967234
how would a shield attack people?
pasta, but still terrible

>>164967234
>passive that gives 30 damage and 30 fucking armor if you have 3k hp
why are ilexia fags so retarded

tfw no one bothers stacking camps any more
i miss that comfy feeling

Give me some heroes that actually counter Slark you guys.

I'm just so fucking tired of these meme heroes that you keep recommending me that just don't fucking work.

Haven't played since summer 2015, what do I need to know to adapt to all this new shit?

>>164967695
if you can't rape him sideways with disruptor you should just quit dota

>>164967695
Ember

>>164967834
meme magic ember or actually useful carry ember?

>>164967695
Anti-Mage shits on him.

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why is doom shit?

>>164967913
embers winrate went up 7% for a reason

>>164968108
negative armour at game start
shit agi gain
lelele 150s cd on doom
doom doesn't disable shit anymore
doom does literally no damage

>>164968247
surely, because of the ult buff+ talents, not the shitty build that falls off after 30 minutes

Nahaz has done stat analysis and apparently every single hero has a higher winrate on Radiant, most by 5% or more.

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>>164963860
>not capturing yourself a sanic
do you even eggman?

>>164968341
it's not like icefrog ever cared about that. Back in the old days when one side was too strong, icefrog never patched it

>>164967695
Axe or legion + blademail = dead slark all game

>>164968438
why would i capture spiky brown sanic?
they eat shitty bugs

do people still spam slark to boost?

>>164968634
probably kang

>>164968464
I know that feel senpai, fucking frog refused to balance when the game was all about Sentinel and Scourge.
>only sentinel have Chen and Bambi

Who is the best carry and why is it doom?

>>164968769
>doom gets FREE 65 damage at level 20

>>164968769
post pics along with success story

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>agdq
>no dota speedrun
dotards?

what final talent do you get on doom?
ancient eater or flameblade?

>>164969114
+2% infernal damage is better honestly, 15% extra hp or the free mom from thunderhide isnt as good as the 30%damage + crit from wolf

>>164968869

What do you propose the run be? An 8k+ guy 1v5ing the trench?

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>>164968869
Let it go~

reminder that omni is a great mid hero

>>164968464
Dire advantage was only 1-2% though, this is huge and involves the placement of shrines and complete erasing of any advantage Dire had

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>>164969254
however...

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went on reddit to see the yuro tears after DC won and saw this
https://www.reddit.com/user/TheDotACapitalist
is this the real cap? how is he our guy if hes on reddit everyday?

>>164969313
>1 mmr to 100 mmr
>getting out of 5 LP games
>queuing a game with a 9k account

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>>164969313
I'd like to watch that, actually. Just a few games. Any twitch streamer that's doing that / does that on a regular basis?

>calibrated super low
>won 700 MMR in a month
why are people complaining about the trench?

>>164969475
wow 1.8% winrate with 5.4% extra pickrate
not very convincing

>>164969518
He's not

>>164969546
Because its annoying to play with worse players that don't coordinate and shittalk more, even if the games are 'easier'

>>164969539
there was a stream of a russian booster posted the other day, don't remember it

I am lmaoing at the lifes of those speedrun autists

>>164969614
the free mom also comes with the war drums aura of 15% bonus damage and 15 attack speed.

>>164969725
holup
i didnt know that shit also gives bonus damage
devour MIGHT be better then, situationally

>>164969662
>and shittalk more
pls
shittalk doesn't stop at higher MMR

>>164969704

It's the olympics of the gaming world and you can't imagine the orgies that go on after it's all over

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reminder that RTZ would btfo any speedrunner at their game if you give him enough time to autistically grind

WHEN ARE THE ESPORTS!!

>>164969905
there are only dudes
I have no interest in gay orgies

Where would you rather be?

On a top tier team that chokes, when it matters?

Or on a mid tier team that clutches, when it matters?

>>164969905
aren't they all fags and trannies

>>164969905
>orgies with autistic males and trannies
its better if i dont know what kind of orgies those are

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>>164969905
imagine walking in on that massive writhing mass of pale flabby nerd flesh moving

>>164969725
wouldn't the prowler of halved armour and 2s stuns be better?

What should I buy as TA when I'm behind and getting rekt?

>>164969982
>>164970054
>>164970069
>>164970098

I think there are some fat chicks here and there

>>164970215
ring of ______

>>164970240
that only makes it worse

>>164970215
same item as always. Midas

>>164970202
2 second root

>>164970240
How high would you put the percentage of virgins there?
I'd say at least 75%

>>164970469
SPOILER THAT SHIT

>>164970469
SPOILER THAT SHIT

WHEN ARE THE ESPORTS?

drakkens and stalkers have still not been added to dota 2. its a beta?

>>164970492

It'll be 0% before they all go home

So who won?
I wasn't doing anything special I was just browsing /pol/ n stuff

>>164969910
He would become a tranny

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>>164970507
>>164970525
SPOILER THAT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

>>164970751
gay sex because you can't get chicks doesn't count

>>164970469
this isn't funny anymore I'm having nightmares

why are you making fun of speedrunners at games done quick?
dotards are nerds too

>>164970660
drakkens because evasion is anti-fun

Punished Misery posting was my favorite thing from Dota 2 in 2016.

I'm happy to see it continue into 2017.

>>164970469
I didn't plan to go to sleep anyway.

>>164971264
dotards are much higher on the nerd hierarchy than some autistic tranny cucks

>>164971343
post misery timetravelling

>>164970492
Does anal virginity counts?

>>164971264
I've had sex more than once with different girls, I'm like an alpha nerd :^)

>>164971487
yeah and my dad works at valve rofl

>>164971264
this >>164971382
It goes
dotards
mmo players
speedrunners

>>164971264
As always, what started as a fun little event turned into a corporate sterilised shit, were you have to control your speech, because you can't say "bad" words anymore.

>>164971692
kids could be watching

>>164971576
>players of a dead game pretend they're better than anyone

>>164971747
yee think of them bloody children.
Fun corrupts. It will make you listen to rock'n'roll

>>164971747
i dont think anyone believes that, kids are annoying little shits but i dont think they would enjoy watching autistic people ramble for multiple hours

>>164968247
Newsflash: "talents" didn't raise any heroes winrate significantly since EVERY HERO GOT THEM

>>164971947

who do you think posts in twitch chat?

>>164962723
EL PRESIDENTE

>>164971947
my little brother is 11 and he would watch that

agdq is so pathetic it hurts

>>164968301
doom doesn't have negative armor at game start

>>164972143
>has spent over 2k hours ingame
>no progress made because games are reset the moment you win
you're pathetic

>>164972017
But some heroes got way better talents than others.

>>164971947
>kids are annoying little shits but i dont think they would enjoy watching autistic people ramble for multiple hours

Do you even understand how big Lets plays of minecraft are among children?

That's literally all they do nowadays

so are they going to fix this shitty patch now that the shitty tournament is over?

>>164972058
>>164972102
>>164972451
welp, my bad then
fuck kids anyways

>>164972464
only if you buy more jewbooks
balancing the game costs money you know :)

if games done quick are so focused on banning everyone that says fuck or shit, why don't they take down twitch chat? It's literally /b/

>this shit general thinks the faggot rtz stands a chance against /ourguys/ DC at any event in 2017

>>164972242
playing dota is fun
and the improvement happens in you, you get better at it
agdq is just autistic man replaying the same game/moment endlessly

>>164972962
dota is the same

>>164970049
clutch

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>no Zelda hero

>>164972464

Old map when

I don't care about the rest just give me my goddamn map. It's like changing the football field, we don't need that. Just changing the players are fine. I know other changes happened before. It there were small things here and there

I was playing a dota 1 bot game yesterday just to get my dota fix

>>164970049
Choke because I'm a masochist and I'd be excited to read countless posts on /d2g/ shitting on me.

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Which pros/casters are confirmed for lurking /d2g/ except Blitz and PPD?

>>164973864
ppd would never come here

>>164973864
>ppd
?

>>164973864
odpixel

>>164973864
zai OD sheever

>>164973973
stop pretending that anyone on EG has ever come here. Only Ayesee, ODpixel, and LD have come here back when we used to make memes. We don't do that anymore so reddit is superior now

>>164973864
sing

>>164974051
You are a dummy if you think most western pros haven't been to /d2g/ at least once.

>>164973864
Wehsing Yuen

>>164970469
>blue eyes

umm, /pol/tards?

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>>164974648
based retardbro

>>164974579
you're idiotic

>>164974579
what if we build a cult of memes, and annex a pro as our guy

>>164974579
i dont think i'd count blitz as pro

>>164974883
she looks human in this one

>>164975327
thepowerofmakeup.jpg

avatarfagging drew every pro/normal people out of d2g, because mods refused to ban the same autistic people

>>164975327
famous last words

>>164975387
good
normies should fuck off

>>164975387
classic /vg/ dynamics
>retards come
>start spamming retarded shit
>people leave in disgust
>retards now claim themselves pillar of the community and nobody is left to countradict them
>newcomers see that trash and decide the doto2 general is dogshit

>>164975387
no. All content creators got their feelings hurt. Then pros stopped coming because no memes

>stupid fucking spic queues on US servers
>reports me because I just ignore him since I dont know what he's saying
LITERALLY

WHY

SHOULD YOU BE ALLOWED TO REPORT

IF YOU ARENT PLAYING ON THE CORRECT SERVER

FUCK YOU VALVE

>>164975969
>QoP is a succubus
>no succ ability

>Pugna is a skeleton
>succs everyone off
dotards?

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>>164976136
Maybe it's you that isn't playing on the right server anon.

>>164976191
>succ
niggers out

>>164975572
exacly.
now all we have is that autistic portuguese, the pathetic psg, that lebanese retard
these people are so unlikeable a homeless person would run from them
and that's why d2g is so dead
if only mods would do their fucking work

>>164966960
Granted, but she is a pusher cancer

I fucking hate junglers.

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>kill a homing missile as SF
>get a soul from it
Uh...dotards?

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>AGDQ money goes to poo in the loos to detect ass cancer
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

How long until new esports

Items are on alt + [key], quickcast enabled. How do I self tp/force staff/ now?

Everyone agrees that Ember Spirit has the best talent tree by a mile, most hideously OP

but the verdicts still not in on who has the WORST talent tree
these aren't even all the candidates:
>clinkz
>naga siren
>troll
>kunkka

if your hero gets a free octarine core don't post it, even broodmother's talent tree is great if you go radiance/manta/octarine

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reminder than DC is nether NA or EU but belongs to the greatest nation in the history

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Do we love Soe or is it just me?

>>164977825
i'd smell her butt after a long day of blizz shilling

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>>164972017
You're retarded. Likely clinically.

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POST
LYCAN

>10 minutes without a post
>page 7

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how do you guys like to play weaver? aghs is pretty fun too imo

>>164979406
i like to buy poor mans shield and watch him do literally no damage

I just wanted to let you guys know that last night I dreamed that Meepo was playing basketball against a professional team, and slam dunked the ball over their heads. A single Meepo.
I thought it was interesting.

>>164963482

No hero would be the single lesbian of dota planet.

>8th page
ah yes

>>164981320
is this the end for our memers dee too gee ?

>>164977825
We love old Soe. Once she cut her hair, got those tattoos, piercings, etc. she became utter trash.

>>164981428
+1

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>/d2g/ thinks this was a honeypot LAN
It's a new patch you dumbfucks

By the time Kiev happens 7.02 will have come out already fixing all the Imba shit and the meta will be new anyways

This is just a free win and free money

vainglory is mobile version of dota right?
do any of you play it on your phones?

just got a high skill game after getting veryhigh for like two years

>>164981710
no it's not and phone vidya is shit
I just read manga or news on my phone

>>164981710
i'd rather kill myself than have to play games on my phone

>>164981428
She just needs someone to love her.

>>164981710
My wife plays it, she likes it because she's good at it and can 1v3 the enemy team

My wife sucks at video games

>be faceless void
>feel like I'm doing fuckloads of damage ulting people and shit
>end up with only 9k damage and least on team
Lol oh

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I was just palying dota with lower fps than normal and my pc shut off! Now it wont turn back on :(

>>164982656
she learned from you wifes son

>tfw luna is a better carry than AM

>>164983074
maybe you could lower the camera a bit...

>>164983084
I met her at 15 as a virgin so that's highly unlikely

I miss sonneiko...

>>164983074
Nice attentionwhore 2k :<

>>164983249
>15
>virgin
I dont know what country you are from but if you are in the US I have some bad news for you

>>164965094
Peter rents in San Fransisco proper I'm pretty sure you shouldn't quote him as some financial role model.

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>>164983651
>san francisco
it all makes sense now...

>want comfy saturday evening doto stream to watch
>no english speaker but waga
>tune in
>he misses cs because hes busy responding to a donation
thank god I just noticed crit is streaming

>>164983651
what the literal fuck would someone like him be doing in san fran
what the fuck

>>164983651

with all that money, why doesn't he buy his own place? ._.

i believe PPD moved to san diego?

>>164983651
yuropoor here
is san fransisco like super expensive or something?

>>164976136
spics are LITERALLY 33% of the US, get used to it gringo

>>164983838
>he misses cs because hes busy responding to a donation telling the donator why he is wrong
ftfy senpai

>>164983651
He has a fuckton of money, he doesn't care
>>164983858
He likes the entertainment there, lots of bars and shit to do
>>164983912
"Too much work"
>>164983934
Frisco, moved to another place in Frisco 6 months ago or something
>>164984403
Less than 20% still
>>164984365
Very, it costs around $2500 a month to rent an apartment there, which is exactly the same amount in Euros now that your currency is worthless. Entire area is gentrified and only rich technology worker whites live there.

>>164984804
>which is exactly the same amount in Euros now that your currency is worthless
im norwegian actually
you should do something about that littleman complex anon

>>164984804
>He has a fuckton of money,
For now. This career won't last forever yet he's throwing money in the toilet because he happens to have it right now at this moment.
I'm not triggered about where he wants to live, but the wanton lack of responsibility definitely gets to me.

>>164985245
how should I know I never played that game

>>164985245
I really dont know since i never played league, maybe other anon can answer.

>>164977505
You think gyro has the technology in his bucket of bolts to make HOMING MISSILES, he clearly gets wizard niggas to help put the souls of all the creeps he farms into them.

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>>164985245
>melee skillshots

>>164984973
I like Norway, glad you guys didn't fall for the EU meme

>>164984979
When asked he scoffs and says "you don't know shit about what I have invested etc." so I'm assuming he just has a fund for spending and a few million working to make him more money

Also he's EG's CEO now so there's that

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>>164985245
Who gives a fuck, just play dota, the superior game

I just got done losing a game where my ally lone druid went dragon lance, 4/4/1/0 skill build

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/lone-druid/items

dragon lance: 92,744 games
echo sabre: 3,786 games

he's a melee carry not a ranged carry lmao

>>164984804
>20%
lul
It counts like 2/3 of the spics as """"white""""

>>164966194
wesg starts on 12th Jan (not great tier but mite b cool) and then dotapit on Jan 20th which has a lot of the top teams

>>164986162
>https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/lone-druid/items

Dragon Lance is so bad on him why do people build it.

>muh stats

At least MEEPO uses the stats.

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>>164962571
Daily reminder that the future belongs to the CIS

>>164986434
because people want to be an ebin 890 attack range hero who has NO DAMAGE
like you could do the same thing with invoker, except you'd have +150 damage +150 attack speed and cold snap and meatball and deafening blast and ice wall and everything else and built in invisi

they want to role play as a ranged creep

why do spics love this fucking emoticon

:v

im sick of it

>>164986834
:v

how do i play techies

>>164986834
))))

>play with friends
>2 of them underperforms consistently and never learns
>when we lose games they either say "can't win them all" or blame someone else

This is getting frustrating. How do I teach them to git gud? I'm 1k mmr above them and I try to tell them what to do but they never listen like I'm their equal.

>>164986929
go to the hard camp, plant three mines, let it spawn. walk to lane plant a bunch of mines in sideshop or gank

>>164986834
it was funny when you used it with friends, but they ruined it when they started spamming it. I know because i speak spanish and im sick of it to.

why cant you just kill the shopkeeper and take his shit again????you can kill roshan and take his stuff?

>>164986834
embrace the :v

:'v

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>>164987274
roshan isn't part of the chosen people

>>164987274
oy vey

>>164987274
because he make the items, you dont know how to make them but you know how to use them

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/10/Secretshop_openallnight.mp3

Dota 2 vs LoL when.

5 Dota heroes vs 5 LoL champions

map is split in half

roshan and baron are in the game

>>164987274
he knows people
you dont wanna mess with him
every hero knows this

>>164986947
Some people will never get good.
I know some guy who has 3k games and is still barely 1k.
He will go naked boots into radiance, even if it takes 40 minutes.
He does not think at all. He does not last hit. He does not use the minimap, like, at all.

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I haven't played this game in a good few months. Can I matchmake without getting paired with screaming brown people yet?

What lvl 25 talent should I get as SB?

>>164987714
no

>>164987675
every loltard ragequits after the first disable that lasts over half a second

>>164984979
His principal would have to be floating well over a million five to live solely on income generating assets (assuming what I think is a conservative 6,000 a month cost of living).
Taxes are a bitch, and I don't think he has that sort of money. He likely has to live off his current income, which isn't the way to get set for life. It's a waste of what could be fuck you money.

The thing that doesn't make sense is that right now he has the money to do it right (ie he doesn't have to compromise buying cheaper real estate somewhere he doesn't really want to live) but he elects not to because he's short sighted.

>>164987798
Ok, thanks. I'll be back in a few months.

How do i actually learn this game?

do i have to make a pact with valve to sacrifice my firstborn to gabe´s meatgrinder?

>>164987771
what if you used your brain and thought for one second

What situations would warrant getting extra bash chance? Games where you dont instantly die, games where you are autoattacking a lot, games where you already have a lot of AS

What situations would warrant getting speed? Games with heroes that can react to your charge, games where you just need to stun, games where you dont have much farm.

gee that wasnt so hard was it

>>164988015
>>164987771
Bash Chance is better than Charge Speed

succ le chinpo

>>164987993
Play with people who know what they're doing

>>164988218
situational you dumb nigger

>>164987993
Play vs bots. They're not as broken as everyone makes them out to be.

>>164987886
Check esportsearnings

PPD has been earning huge amounts of money for years, and has well over 1.5 in earnings so what you say is easily possible. Making as much money as he does on his current income, he could have saved virtually all of his tournament winnings and live on his income alone.

PPD isn't an idiot, he's one of the smarter people in the Dota scene who was known for being the best drafter in the game. Don't assume he's being shortsighted just because of where he, a literal millionaire, chooses to live.

>>164987993
Play

That's it

>>164988320
Fucking hardly.

Charge speed is faster okay, but it doesn't increase damage, if you're going to hit anyways it's fine - unless you need some split second distance to catch up to a target getting another bash off is better to tip a fight especially when you're 25 already - you'll likely have either

>Echo Sabre
>Shadowblade/Silveredge
>AC

>>164988348
But getting killed because you dont know what the fuck is actually going isnt fun

all the while one or two people verbally bash your head and spam the ping rellentlessly like spastics

>>164988510
I dont wanna ruin other peoples experience

>>164988532
jesus christ anon you literally said what the other anon said
you list echo, sb, silveredge and AC
he said 'if you have AS and get off right clicks'
fuck sake anon why are you such a contrarian
inb4 'well I did say ''hardly'' '

>>164988963
You can solo bots if you don't want to get flamed (which happens rarely in koop anyways).
For learning heroes there is demo mode

7588 avg game right now with madara fata waga etc

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STR = tanky initiator
AGI = attack damage carry
INT = support or caster carry

WIS will change this and split the casters and supports

INT damage scaling will be increased to further change the difference with supports and casters

hows it feel to play LoL dotards?

>>164989435
>WIS
topkek tinfoil haters still believe in that shit?
It didn't happen with 7.0, it's not gonna happen now

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these b8 posts are not halal

>>164989435
what is windranger then?

what if rubick had four levels of spell steal - but he gets level 1 for free like old invoke

>>164989651
then he becomes the king of all lanes forever

>>164989651
what if morphling could target replicate with hybrid to steal enemy spells instead of needing a shadow demon / dork seer to do it?

>mfw its possible to be playing rubick + morphling against enemy lone druid and have TWO spirit bears on your team

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https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2899315801

I am shit at this game but I am so proud we won this one

blog over

>>164989636
whos windranger? did you mean windrunner?

>>164988963
play easy mode and least played, most people there don't care even if you play like complete retard and you can mute everyone who complains
look up for heroes and items in demo mode if you didn't understand how they worked during game
watch purge videos if you want to get general idea how hero you got interested in should be played, he may be not the greatest player, but pretty good tutor
>>164989435
i thought wisdom meme died with 7.00 release

>>164989636
>AGI = attack damage carry
learn to read or fuck off

>>164988963
Solo bot matches are the only way to actually get practice without playing regular matches. The Coop ones suck because people will smash enemies and go 30-0 and make the game far too easy for you (and make you have nothing to do). Not a good representation of how games work.

How to fix bloodstone in 7.02:

>Pocket Suicide removed

>New ability: Blood Magic
>Once you've spent all your mana, you can spend health as though it were mana to pay mana costs for spells and items
>Can be toggled off.
>EX if you have 300 mana and try to cast a 640 mana laguna blade, you cast it for 340 hp + 300 mana

who is this meepo in the 7k game
that fucking godly meepo play
>gets 2nd meepo and immediately nets and double poof combo

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>>164989783

>>164989929
how would this shit fix anything? I guess it'd make dusa OP