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I wish I could play Splatoon right now, but it's SZ.
And I hate SZ.
>>164952737
turf war?
>>164952861
Turf War is not bad, but I prefer ranked over TW.
>Gamecube controllers supported on Wii
>Wii controllers supported on WiiU
>WiiU controllers supported on Switch?
sorry for letting it die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBdtSZh_69Y
Post your wish list for the upcoming game
-more clothing
-be able to swim on ceilings
-actual taunts
-playable octolings
-3 map rotation
-cinema/replay videos
-horde mode
>>164955190
We all know who really let it die...
>>164955659
Swimming on cielings would be awesome on the map shown in the Switch trailer.
All those wooden bridges would make great ambush spots.
>>164955659
you post this image a lot
Easier ways to share videos would be nice. The dream would be to be able to send a video file from the console straight to my computer a la Pushbullet, but that would make too much sense for Nintendo.
I want some new, creative weapons. I want a weapon that I never would've thought of.
I also want gear that's more fashionable or strange. I want to go full Rick.
>>164956318
swimming on ceilings sounds like a nightmare controls/camera wise.
>>164957598
>nightmare controls/camera wise
I want Super Mario Galaxy but Splatoon.
I want to use her tummy as a pillow
>>164959148
I want to use her tummy as aknife block
i want a small callie
i want to romantically kiss Annie
AGDQ is on, did anyone look at the lineup to see if there was anything about splatoon?
>>164966230
>https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>Ctrl+f "splatoon"
apparently not
>>164966659
oh well, at least it did get some time in the spotlight
https://youtu.be/SrVKqi2skNE
only 4 more days until switch direct
post your ID's for squads that are out of this world!!!
NNID: mojomc
>>164970107
Adding you now.
NNID: DeeDunks
>>164970107
nah
>>164973531
just add it you dork. everyone needs friends
>>164974772
i think I already did, actually. don't worry about it, buddy
Good to have ya back, ink. Is this the first general since it's been dead?
>>164975512
it's the 3rd
1st thread reached bump and image limit, 2nd died during quiet hours
>>164975675
Nice. I heard you guys got kicked from nintyg?
>>164975818
yes
the squidposting reached maximum capacity so we were exiled
So does anyone actually want to squad? I added that other dude and never heard back. If so, let me know that you've shot me a request, or if you've already got me added and want to get in on this.
NNID: DeeDunks
>>164976034
im about to go to work my dude. im off tomorrow though. we can squad all day then
I'll be up to squad later around 4. I'm a bit rusty though, haven't played since November.
NNID: BrainBytes
>>164976853
mojomc btw
>>164976853
I'll bear that in mind, however you should know that I'll be working so I won't be around til after 6 PM. Regardless, keep an eye out in the general tomorrow after then, and I'll likely be getting something going.
>>164976942
As for you compadre, just sent a request. We can rock a twin squad if we can't garner enough interest around 4.
>>164977220
Noice. I'll be on then. What weapons do you usually play?
>>164978078
I'm a Carbon Roller through and through my friend. Go with whatever you'd like, I'm not that stressed.
i hope the new game adds more gamemodes or at least adds a new twist to old ones like splatzones
one way to make it more interesting its that 1 zone appear on the map randomly and moves around from time to time
It's good to have the board back. I hopped between here and r/splatoon, but it's gone to the shitter in the last couple months.
>>164978436
Cool. I tend to go nzap to help out with echolocator. Inkbrush is always fun when relaxing too.
>>164978512
maybe something like gathering respawning Power Eggs and depositing them in a stash?
>>164978863
welcome back
>>164979003
Shit man if you ran something with echolocator I could do some real damage. It's the one thing I always wished they would give the Carbon but knew that they never would.
>>164978863
If you really want to come back, join the squad we're going be running soon.
>>164979098
yeah like power eggs appear all over the map and you can gather them and you have to deliver them in the enemy base
if you get kill the eggs are dropped as a bag and other players can take them, if no one picks them they dissapear after 3 seconds they are dropped, if you carry a lot of power eggs you will go slower but get a bigger score for your team
>>164978512
Crazy King is fun as hell.
In a more general sense, I'd like to see Attackers vs Defenders.
Every mode is neutral in the first game and it irks me.
Obviously you'd need different map design to compliment this, but having a team focused on a different objective than the other would lend a different and potentially better sense of purpose and urgency.
>>164979161
>>164978863
>>164979003
Sorry about that, I'm the same poster. But that sounds like a good plan.
>>164979864
based gomigomi
Callie is holy
>>164978512
remove tc
remove rm
keep sz unchanged
the end
Alright I'm on. Do you want to host squad?
>>164978863
/r/splatoon has always been shit. I can't stand to browse that crap. everyone seems to take the game too seriously there.I guess that's all of reddit, though. everyone either acts all high and mighty or they spout the same reference/meme over and over again.
>>164981670
It used to be nice for about half a year. The first couple months when the game launched were great. I'd say around the snowman vs sandcastle splatfest came around it started taking itself too seriously.
But I hear you on reddit. I've been distancing myself from it lately.
Indisputable best ship
>>164983724
cute cute cute
>>164985653
thats not cute
>>164985824
>>164983724
the cutest
>japan gets all this shit in badge arcade
>we get splatoon badges maybe once every month
>>164986012
that's it im movin
>>164986012
>i was lucky enough to get 2 annie bages
feels fucking great {spoiler]just missing one[/spoiler]
>>164987202
annie sucks
>>164987290
you suck
>>164987645
>>164987290
Only three threads in and we already got a fight
>>164988250
>three
more like 2.1
always cute
>>164989596
true
/ink/ please motivate me to finish my report
>>164990623
i cant even motivate myself, anon. ive been squatting on this thread all day.
>>164990623Are you from the Squid Research Lab?
>>164992360
no buti'm going to pretend i am now
>>164992839You are now motivated. My job here is done.
>>164990623
If you don't do that report, I'll force you to actually PLAY Splatoon! Unheard of around here.
>>164994245
i missed you
>>164996787
fuck off
Callie and Marie have aticklefight.
Who wins?
>>165001857
Marieher tickles include fists
>>165002532
Not cool, anon.
>>165001857
Callie. Marie might be able to focus more on Callie's weak points as a sniper, but Callie has a lot more experience and more physical strength which would let her overtake Marie easily.
>>165001857
marie is incapable of laughter
Woomy!
>>165008425
WHAT THE FUCK IS A WOOMY
>>165006210
She can grin though.
>>165008425
cute cute cute
The thread is probably going to die again in the night. How about we wait until presentation day before making a new one?
>>165011018
we didn't leave on our own will, remember
>>165011018
it won't
wake up
you can't die after >>165011913 was posted it's too ironic
vanilla splattershot is very good
not sure why it's so underused
>>165015093
because condom rush a shit. inkzooka is too good of a special to pass up for that
>>165014424
Gross.
>tfw splatoon isnt a launch title
>tfw splatoon doesnt release until holiday 2017
>>165015934
we'd still have speculation
keep in mind this general was in full swing almost a year before the game came out
octavio is qt
i want to hug him
>>165017881
he looks so soft andfuckable
>>165015934
dont worry man im going to be here for a while even if splatoon is not a launch title
>>165017935
on one hand, those tentacles look really nice
on the other hand, he's handling wasabi constantly
>>165020731
ITS SQUAD TIME MY DUDES
ADD mojomc IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY
goodnight callie
i love you
i-its squad time
come on its squad time
you dont have to be good or anything, im just B+ right now. we can play turf war even if thats what you want
i just want to play with some friends
sleep tight /ink/
sometimes i like to switch through the clothes really fast just to get a glimpse of that sweet undershirt
is multiplayer down for anyone else???
>>165032684
ok where did everyone go?
its not too late to hotglue the squidsister amiibos you know
anyone wanna twin
we're not going to last until march
good morning!
>>165020731
>he doesn't want to fug the cutest octoling...is octavio an octoling?
>>165042603
you should make inkling ohayous for this
>>165039450
Depends how much we learn from Event and Treehouse. If we get as much as the Squid Research Lab video before OG Splatoon with deets on new mechanics, maps, shopkeepers and the like then we should last a bit
bye bye /ink/, i'm going to class now
i love you
good morning /ink/
My K/D is finally on the upswing, but only because I'm using Rollers for once.
I feel conflicted, seems like the coward's way of getting good.
>>165050871
I think rollers are hard to use, if it makes you feel better
>>165044370
No, retard.
>>165051789
Thank you anon, it does.
Morning /ink/. Anyone up to squad today?
calbutt
>collar
>>165052734
he has a human form though
>>165060624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YtIs4SSKDE
>>165060783
blessed
>>165056130
is that the shitty splatfest artist
they've improved
>>165064262
yeah
they still make shitty art most of the time though
their comics still arent funny
>>164981451
splatzones is worst mode
remove you
>>165067956
what kind of shit taste
>>165067956
What are you talking about? Splat zones is great. Tower Control has to be the worst.
>>165068859
>Splat zones is great
woah now, let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>165069161
I dunno, i like it. Maybe great isn't the right word since there is still stuff that needs to be fixed. I see it as the best if the three though.
>>165067387
i'm excited to see what the new x12 damage up set will be this time
>>165069553
>splat zones
>best of the three
At last, spatanons, your day has come.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60868898
I had a weird dream today. It was about Splatoon, but not really about what happens on our screens, more of out of our scope thing.
I was an inkling. I definitely was a boy, but my hairtacles were untied and flopped around like girls' ones do. I found myself in a city made up of skyscrapers, white and lifeless, not unlike ones from Mirrors' Edge. They were so tall and abundant no sunlight reached the ground, although the sky straight above me was strikingly blue and clear.
I looked around, but nobody was to be found, and yet everything looked pristine, like people have just disappeared. No trash, no dust, nothing broken, even the few cars were parked neatly.
I then proceeded to climb one of the buildings using my hair. It just came naturally, I didn't think twice about using them to climb. Suckers made a funny slurping sound every step. I reached a point where the shadow ends and felt the warmth of the sun on my skin, and with it a feeling of lightness, like I'm not tired at all.
I reached the top eventually. I apparently picked one of the tallest towers around, because I was above majority of other buildings. The vast blue sky hadn't got a single cloud, but there was a Saturn-like ring splitting the sky in two. The city went on and on and then abruptly stopped. Beyond that were featureless glasslands. Not a typo. The land beyond the city was flat and reflective, with a greyish-green tint and completely silent unlike water, so I assumed it was glass. I thought to myself "Humans were idiots", and immediately woke up.
I already had theories that we nuked ourselves, the moon and everything else in Splatoon's universe, but now all the imagery just came together in a surprisingly coherent dream, and it was depressingly beautiful.
Also, sleep paralysis sucks.
>>165071951
That sounds like a really shitty dream, anon.
>>165071662
What do you think is the best out of three?
>>165072881
rainmaker
>>165073010
Nice. Was worried you'd say tower control. At least that's my least favorite.
SZ IS the best of the three, but Blackbelly SZ is the worst combination in the game.
Triggerfish RM is best combination.
TC is awful.
Before someone accuses me of being bad at dual SZs, I love Moray, Triggerfish and especially Flounder Heights SZ.
Blackbelly just has a special form of crazy that I can't deal with.
>>165074490
Camp and Blackbelly TC are actually awesome. But they're the only awesome TC maps.
And BBSZ is a ton of fun if you have a lightweight weapon. Or Range Blaster.
>>165074828
Camp TC is my favorite of the mode, I'll definitely give you that.
woomy!
tomorrow i'm going to play splatoon after a long time
i'm excited, have there been any major changes in the meta?
>>165079439
Hackers are running rampant. Otherwise, same Tentateks, same Lunas, same Eliters, same CRBs. If you haven't played for half a year at least, beware of Grim and Cherry, those are absolutely nasty in right hands.
>>165079439
pretty much everyone uses the Custom Range Blaster now because of kraken and has light depletion
>>165079439
>>165079961
>custom range blasters
what mode do i play to avoid these people as much as possible?
>>165079953
What's so special about the Cherry?
Standard H3 is fucking incredible as is.
more people need to use mini
>>165082085
i still remember the shit-storm when the zink mini was released
good times
I want to slap Callie's ass
>>165082085
Is it better than the regular splatling? Been meaning to give the mini a try sometime.
>>165083603
it's not necessarily better, but imagine the mobility of a splattershot, on a splatling. the only drawbacks are range and fire time, which may be hard to adjust to
>>165083603
It's all about movement and more consistent ROF. At least go into the test area and check out the spin-up time.
Shit's awesome.
I've been meaning to give the Hydra a try sometime though, I was always too nervous about its spin-up time, and yet I've seen a great many players using them lately.
>>165081957
It made people acknowledge H3's existence. It practically replaced the fallen hero 96 Deco, so a lot of former mains of that piece o' carp migrated to Cherry. Those are usually not very scary, playing H3 like 96 is missing half of its potential, but a lot of other players also started trying it out after getting a taste of cherry.
>>165083603
Mini is a turfing god, and has faster run speed and slightly more range than Splattershot, with drawbacks being splatlings' characteristic low mobility, inability to escape and lack of instant splat. There's Zimi, which mitigates its drawbacks with a disruptor to keep enemies in that sweet spot where it hits and enemy doesn't, and bubbler that saves it from ambushes and lets it play ubercharged TF2 Heavy. There's Remi that mitigates its drawbacks with a mobility sub, burst cancel and a rare special that craves it a niche. And then there's stock Mini that tries to be Tentatek but ends up a shit Aero MG instead.
bait thread says new splatoon is titled Splatoon Rainbow Festival
why does the multiplayer keep going off?
>>165089924
damn do I love kirby
Woomy
seems it was confirmed to be fake
Splatoon Rainbow Festival is fake
>>165093249
good. that'd be a terrible name
>>165093249
no fucking shit
>>164990623
/ink/ i missed the deadline by 20 secs because my cat was having a seizure, please cheer me up
>>165095959
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>165095959
>>165095959
Instead of posting on 4chan you could have worked on the report and finished early. You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>165095959
that's actually pretty damn funny. sorry, though.
>>165095959
https://youtu.be/0O3pBT0-E0Y
>>165096459
i know you're trying to help buti drew that and typing the report made my wrist hurt. i was going to draw as a reward but i can't now
>>165096501
i know
>>165096112
>>165096660
might as well tell a story while i'm here
>it's splatfest, i'm on team ghost
>cat sitting in hallway
>map is 60% our colour, entire opposite team dead, about to go for a push
>suddenly hear frantic scratching in the hallway
>nononononono
>look over shoulder
>cat suddenly moves past doorway, looking like he's break dancing
>jump up, hear inkstrike sound
>fuckfuckfuck
>hold frantic drooling cat down while i hear my teammates spam "nice!" from the other room
>watch results holding cat with a drool towel over my shoulder
>we won
>>165098919
aww anon
i hope things turn out well for you
all bad things come to pass
my hearts out to you, don't let that other guy get you downyou're euro? thought you were american after the filename of the callie pic you drew some days ago
>>165098919
>>cat suddenly moves past doorway, looking like he's break dancing
he was just trying to impress you, silly
>>165099747
thank you, anon
>you're euro?
yes, i just read that callie's combined tentacle length is 22ft, hadn't bothered to convert it at the time670cm of meat
>>165100405im american and thats still lewd as fuck
ive been having unstable connections more and more. i havent even been able to finish a whole match since yesterday. on top of that, the online multiplayer would just be off for me, its done it at least twice since yesterday. has this been happening to anyone else? usually i would never have connection problems
>>165102278
They're reducing the number of servers in preparation for the sequel
>>165103168
awesome...
is this happening to everyone else at least? im not the only one thats "that guy" that lags all the time
>>165102104
it really is
>>165106067
gOD daMn I HaTE oCtoLiNGs
Hey, we're back? I missed you /ink/
>>165107105
welcome back anon! are you hype for the Switch Direct/Treehouse thingy?
>>165107105
I love you anon it's great to have you back
>start playing ranked
>Used to be S rank but on losing streak
>Start off well killing with ranged blaster
>enemy team gets zone
>die a couple of times
>whatever
>scope out enemy team
>see teammate poof
>oshit
>entire team except for me disconnect
>die
>enemy team still alive and kicking
>fug
>squidparty with some on enemy team
>I feel better now
>>165107105
i missed you too my man its time to SQUAD
add mojomc if you havent and get the fuck on! are you trash? are you amazing? turf war? ranked? whatever you want my dudes. just get on and lets get to going
>>165109517
I'm not adding an avatarfag.
>I will never be as happy as when I first reached S+
>>165111971
cute
>>165110472
im not the octo poster?
>>165112103
I got to S+ when the gal was truly overpowered. The matches were way too stressful. I didn't feel happy at all. It is significantly better now though.
I can't wait anymore, i need splatoon news!
>>165096660
>>165119303
repost, still cute
we are almost there, splatoon is on the horizon
Will there be new bands in Spla2n?
I like the current set of genres for music, but it does get boring after a while
goodnight callie
i love you
>always too nervous about sniping in games
>Level 41, finally forcing myself to give it a try
>on my 3rd round of practice, managed to get 2 kills with one shot
I had no idea that was actually doable in this game.
One person was squidjumping to the location of someone I was sniper-dueling on Triggerfish, and I timed it just right.
Hope you're having similar good days, squiddos.
>>165122550
New bands/songs were added in the Slosher/Splatling update.
I'm sure you'll get a whole heap of new stuff.
Different genres, however, I doubt.
There's like one song that's meant to sound metal-ish, and everything else is that usual surf rock vibe that's pretty iconic to the game.
good night /ink/
sweet dreamsof friends both old and new
>Flounder Heights is the best map
>Has never been tainted by Octoling scum
what does it mean
Even if this thread dies, only 3 nights until we see something new for Splatoon.
Have a good night lads.
>>165126504
>>165128538
goodnight friends
>>165087693
how it a shit Aero MG with a better sub, better special, faster TTK and more mobility
>>165133359
dont even reply to the retards who use those abbreviations
>>165095959
aw jeez anon i'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you find a way around it.
>>165100405
noice
Anyone down to squad today btw? Just woke up.
>>165133359
>better sub
Debatable. Seeker is not the best thing in the world, but it synergizes well with Aero itself, while sucker bomb is just... There.
>better special
Literally the same you inksquirt.
>faster ttk
They have the same fire rate, and Mini's quickest lethal charge is slower than Aero's fifth shot, plus its subpar accuracy and short range at that charge make it very prone to not splatting, so you have to charge even longer. At that point you may as well do CQC with Bamboozler.
>better mobility
Kektopus. Mini's mobility is trash, it only has run speed to fall back on, while Aero is the slipperiest little shit ever, complete with a seeker for long drags that Mini really struggles with.
>>165142634
hmmm sorry thought you meant the gold one but I suppose you're right I haven't seriously played shooters for a while. I changed to Luna from Tentakek then became a Slosher main with the occasional Splattershot Pro and Splashomatic
THREE MORE DAYS
>>165087693
>remi
>zimi
enough
>>165107180
When is that?
>>165146219
I believe it's on the 13th.
>>165146219
jan 12
9pm mst
>>165146380
>>165146628
oh thanks
look at her cute tentacle!
>>164955659
More local coop support. Seriously not being able to have turfwars or anything locally is such an oversight, im baffled at how they just didnt put it in.
>>165146380
>>165146878
Sorry about that. The 13th is the Treehouse, not the presentation. Presentation is on the 12th.
http://www.nintendo.com/switch/
>>165148046
Live from Tokyo | Jan. 12 at 8 p.m. PT/11 p.m. ET
Fuck that's 5 in the morning in CET
>>165148353
Ouch. I don't know why the weird time. The October reveal was scheduled at a better time from what I remember.
>>165150181
I guess there is no such thing as perfect time it's always going to be a bad time for someone
>>165150452
Yeah. At least it'll be on youtube afterwards for those who missed it.
>>165146878
>>165148046
hey someone found that set
>>165152717
Yeah, do you wan the link to it? Someone finally found it.
To this day, there has not been a single decent Splatoon cosplay.
Not one. Sad!
>>165153574
why not?
>>165152717
>>165153574
http://www.wnacg.org/photos-index-aid-33868.html
i image searched one of the 3 pics i have of this and found this site
the finally uploaded them
>>165155143
call me retarded, but are they both played by the same person?
>>165155143
>>165154378
I found them in english here.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/998689/e82ed0a448/
Half is porn the other half is regular cosplay photo shoot
>>165155801
>297 images
dedication
>>165155773
Yeah both are the same cosplayer
>>165155930
damn right
sooo anyone wanna squad? NNID mojomc
>>165098576
best song desu
>remember when we won that singing contest?
>of course! that jump started our careers
what did agents 1 and 2 mean by that anyway? you dont have to be a good singer to be agents...
Hey /ink/, are there any Splatoon players that are fun to watch?
Any that do god's work with random weapons?
Any that just main the sloshers?
>>165160274
It was a song and turf contest, they sung old Squidsisters albums and bullied a set of songtress octolings
good evening /ink/
>>165173435
greetings squid, are you ready for Spider Crabs in Splatoon?
is splatoon dead on the wii u, player base wise? looks fun, I can pick it up for $20, but i wanna make sure its still active
>>165176334
it still has an active community, mostly japanese
>>165176334
I'd say wait on the switch announcement.
>>165178493
i recommend getting it for the switch direct, if there is splatoon news, people will get hype and return to splatoon classic
A resurgence of western players
>>165176334
im still playing it, along with many other people. dont let waifuposters fool you
>>165176334
it's not dead at all right now, but it probably will be once the new games comes out
>>165155143
well this is something to come home to
excuse me for a minute
>>165191669
yeah i knowim still fapping to it
Anyone got that comic of Callie shooting Marie and Marie waving back?
You know the unedited version?
>>165191669
>>165191762
Worth the wait, eh?
>>165193670
they really could have uploaded that sooner
but i'm glad they didhonestly i gave up on believing to ever get these pics
>>165194231
Same. I immediately thought of /ink/ when i found them. Those Callie photos were worth the wait.
>>165195984
come on anon get it together. its a japanese shoot. thats aori-chan. callie would never do that
>>165195984
>I immediately thought of /ink/ when I saw pictures of a fat cow
But this is a squid general
>>165200121
>>165200603
>>165202292
>>165200603
shoot all overweight squids
>>165200603
>>165202292
I think the way this artist draws fat squids is cute but fucking hate how they only draw them doing "fat people" things.
>>165200603
>>165202292
This is fine though. The girl in the photos was shit.
I wish one cosplayer could get this look right.
oooooo
>>165206625
>>165206625If the tentacles were well-done it would have been perfect.
Is the thread dead? Or are they all fapping to the cosplay?
Anyway, I wanted to ask again if anybody got the comic where Callie shoots Marie.
The unedited version I think, not the "Who shot Marie?" version.
>>165207157
That's the original.
>>165207268
Well I want the version of Marie waving after the shot then, I swear I saw that somewhere
when are they gonna make cosplay porn of callie and marie in squid form?
>>165206625it's not even just the porn pics i like, there are some sfw shots where she's unbearably fucking cute
I've been told that Marie isn't going to be in the Splatoon sequel
>>165210026
The final splatfest was to determine who makes it into spla2n, Marie won and Callie was flung into octovalley
>>165210026
spla2n just keeps getting better and better
>>165207037
truth
>>165210026
god bless
mememimima! dounatsu!
>>165212431
fuck yeah it's a mememimima
>>165212431
why do the japanese dunk the side of a donut while everywhere else dips the tops?
mmimemimi!
>ミミッキュはお友達!!
>mimikyu is a friend!!
he sure is. did you know that in the original japanese version, his name is the same, but spelled mimikkyu? note the double k's!
>>165212512
i've never noticed that kind of idiosyncrasy! the only unique thing i know about japanese donuts is mister donut and their weird orb donuts, called pon de rings! apparently they have a mochi-like texture. i'd like to try them sometime.
and, pon de lion, their mascot, as well. seems weird for a donut chain of all things to have a mascot!
>>165213190
If it's really you, nice to see you back. Thanks for translating the other comics when you were gone.
>>165213190
way back when they said you went to a discord so it woul be easier to get a squad going. i want in! wheres the discord?
>>165214892
ive been here for a while! i was on /nintyg/ while we were there.
>Thanks for translating the other comics when you were gone.
so you saw my tumblr?... meaning you went out of your way to see my stuff?? thank you so much!!
i want to post more but my computer isn't really feeling it right now, so will do tomorrow
goodnight callie
i love you
>>165166312
pls respond
>>165221304
really you could go on twitch and look for splatoon streamers, it's not really popular streaming material
Woomy!
>>165224760
Sir, this is not a woomy.
In stead, it is a lovely taco!
Tako!
>>165236697
Now we're talking
>only 6 posts required to keep a thread going all night
is all of /vg/ just slow?
only place the artist put this is on their tumblr, which they deleted, means no source. sigh.
well, i'll start the rest of this when i get home.
>>165200121
to each his own, anon
>>165207037
>>165208807
completely agree
>>165221304
i know some good ones. gotta look them up first. i'll post them in a couple hours.
>>165244959
ooooh, what's this? new comic?
Also, morning /ink/
Predictions:
1.
>launch title
>trailer
>loads of gameplay in treehouse
2.
>trailer
>launching in May
>gameplay in trailer
>discussion and details in Treehouse but no further gameplay
3.
>teaser
>unspecified launch date
>no gameplay without cinematic angles and hub not present/finalised
>nothing in treehouse
>>165246492
hoping for 1
>>165246492
Hoping for 1. Really hoping it won't be 3. 3 would be such a tease.
Sloshing Machine is so damn fun. It's like Rapid, but actually good.
>>165250015
>Sloshing Machine is so damn fun
agree
>It's like Rapid, but actually good.
disagree
>>165246492
1 would be lovely, but I'm expecting 2.
>>165250015
it's so satisfying to hit someone hiding behind cover with the sloshing machine
>>165250973
It can hit a lot more things than Rapid while having same range, has faster run speed than Nzap and has consistent 3-hit with its vortex. The only thing it can't do is stack damage up (which means more ability slots).
>>165246492
Betting on 2, so they can do a Splatoon Direct like last time.
1 would be great, but getting a Direct for Splatoon would highlight its differences and potentially boost sales.
Marie best squidgirl.
>>165254224
this is assuming it's different enough. If it's a graphically upgraded port with new content that to old veterans is no more substantial than the August update then they might as well show it off during the Treehouse
>>165258859
She's cool
>>165263378
callie looks so nice in blue
>>165267093
I forgot about dress woomy
>>164955659
being able to switch your weapon while in a match
>>165270919
w-what
>>165270919
Wasn't even thinking of that. At the very least the ability to swap and mess around in the lobby would be nice.
>>165259005
>If it's a graphically upgraded port with new content that to old veterans is no more substantial than the August update
We know that it isn't though.
We've already seen it.
And they went through all this Splatfest business which garnered plenty of media attention.
We already know it's a full sequel.
Literally the only person who said it's a port is Laura Dale.
I'd love a Juggernaut mode in Splatoon 2.
First to 100 seconds holding the RM, 1 vs. All.
Make it happen!
>>165278068
>>165278068
Something like that would be great, I'm not sure how you'd handle the ink though. Is everyone on the same team, but the juggernaut changes when they pick up the rm? You'd need to give it some sort of alternate fire to help with inking.
Make it like, first to 15 seconds though. A handful of good snipers around and you'll be dead before you can go three feet.
>>165278350
>cameltoe
every time
>>165279308
It's the siphon.
>>165278671
First to 15 is "win after first wipe" scenario. And the weapon doesn't change from what you had, it just buffs your health to 200 and takes away your special.
we are so close to the Switch presentation now, im kinda worried /ink/ will remain empty even if splatoon is shown
>>165280559
Ohh, that makes more sense.
>>165282419
stay optimistic, my friend! and even if we stay dead, we still have each other
>>165282419
I guess it'll be comfy then, in a way. I doubt they'll try to merge us back with /nintyg/
how does this make you feel
>>165245637
yeeeepgood taste btw
https://vine.co/v/ehmzbAVw9YX
watch it again before it all gets taken down
>>165289283
it's not gonna get taken down. you just won't be able to post anymore. all the videos will remain indefinitely.
>>165285453
>>165286382
maybe, it just wasn't meant to be, those fun times just last year and the year before were an anomaly
what if splatoon becomes a japan only thing since not many westerners play splatoon?
>>165289283
i got a download
>>165289537
Nice avatar.
>>165289537
I guess I'm moving to Japan.
>>165288713
Thanks anon, you too. Keep up the good comic work!
>>165289537
I think it'll stay alive. It just needs better support in the west like smash gets. If we get more stable multiplayer and LAN capability i can imagine splatoon retaining it's popularity. I feel like more fun is waiting to be had in the years to come.
i want
winter snugs with callie
>>165289283
vine is an interesting place
https://vine.co/v/5PPE0YKEBjU
https://vine.co/v/50Y1KIrEHgh
https://vine.co/v/5xEBeJrevpQ
>>165295079
Vine was the worst idea for a "comedy" platform and did nothing other than create the most cancerous content and the shitties memes that ever came in existance.
Yes, I am glad that it died
Also it is so full of bad humor, extremely cringey "videos" and hipster shit that I am ashamed to be born in this generation.
>>165298356
Ow, the edge.
Was the artbook ever scanned?
>>165300173
i remember there was a scan of the art book i downloaded some time ago, but that as on a dead PC.
so yes, it was scanned
sorry, i can't help you find it
lewdest
>>165306789
>>165307043
i always wondered if noseanon actually likes callie's tentacles or just likes appeasing weirdos on the internet
>>165307397
bit of both, honestly
>>165298356
is this pasta
>>165307397
it's not weird!
>>165310486
it's kind of weird
>>165311307
Think about it. Most people like big breasts, I think. Breasts are soft. Tentacles are also soft.
>>165311498
i don't think anyone here has touched a boob though
>>165311630
well, no, boobs are icky. tentacles are much cuter.
>>165311740
as a fellow liker of tentacles:
you're gay
>>165313663I get that a lot
EVERYBODY PANIC!
https://youtu.be/uuC4YLLkqME
>>165316956
>Live in 22 hours
dumbo
goodnight callie
i love you
>>165317598
gn anon
can we pet jellies in spla2n?
>>165306789
is that you noseanon?
>>165310486
is that you tentacles anon?
>>165313663
why not both anon?
also good morning /ink/
Do you think they'll finally open the cafe in Splatoon Switch?
>>165334689
i hope so. i hope they also expand the plaza to explore more of inkopolis
>>165334416
no
not that guy
YES
>>165336384
NGYES
Why is she making this face
>there are people who prefer marie's tentacles over callie's pythons
>>165337650
>>165338098
smug callie
>>165338175
i like callie's more, but marie looks cute with her tentacles down
How long until Splatoon 2 announcement?
>>165339430
elegant beauty with a side of smug.
Poor Cuttlefish is gonna have quite the bill
>>165338175
Fuck snakes
>>165341376
right now it's 8am mst
presentation happens at 9pm
so we have 13 hours.
>>165316956
>4am
hmmmmm
>>165316956
Thank god I live in ET time zone then
>>165343754
this image hurts
it hurts bad
Made a woomy base and am drawing clothes and hairstyles I want onto it. Anyone want the base to draw their own?
>>165349142
I don't see a reason to not post it
>>165348984
>>165349235
She will get better! It will grow back!
>>165343557
>Cuttlefish
>bill
Very good.
>>165349835
>No zey don't!
>>165349835
Doesn't justify bullying though!
>>165349895
I sadly don't get it. Did I accidentally make a pun?
>>165349642
Here.
>>165350173
cuttlefish is a cheap ass
>>165350423
sweet.
>>165349142
I need seifukus.
>>165350548
Ahh, okay. Considering everything we know from the sunken scrolls and the campaign, I can definitely see that.
>>165351137
I wasn't the person you were replying to. I'm actually in the same boat as you and don't quite get his joke. I was just fucking around and though he'd explain it by now.
>>165351326
Aw that sucks. I was hoping I could get the joke explained.
>>165350173
>>165352825
cuttlefish have beaks and birds have beaks and ducks are birds and ducks have bills
>>165349142
>>165350423
there better be more winter gear in spla2n
my squid needs to be cosy
>>165353925
You used my woomy base!! I love her!!!!
>>165350423
where is the boy version?
>>165353561
I thought that was the joke, but I didn't want to come off as a retard if I was wrong.
>>165353925
Definitely. We need more gear like the parka in splatoon
>>165354984
it basically is
only difference is the hair
>>165355254
That is not a boy chest
>>165355375
Or waist. Fortunately, nobody likes the boys.
>>165354984
if you want one I can draw one up for you, I just didn't think anyone wanted one.
>>165356016
Please do this guy is wrong
>>165355615
>>165356016
the boy inklings deserve more love
>>165356862
I'm not as good at drawing boys, and there are less cute outfits you can put them in.
>>165357303
There were cute boys submissions for that fashion magazine.
>>165349998
punished Callie.
>>165361426
"Marie, I'm already a demon"
guys
it's snowing outside
>>165365971
Oh where is it snowing anon?
>>165366062
london, it hardly ever snows here
it's been raining all day so this is a pleasant surprise
>>165366282
Oh that's cool. I thought you were from Northwest US or Canada as they've been getting a lot of snow lately. Sadly not much snow where I'm from right now(US Northeast).
presentation soon!
>>165371192
remember to do everything you need to before it starts so you don't get interruptedbut don't ignore your responsibilitiesAlso friends with Octolings
>>165371493
What games beside splatoon do you think we'll see?
callie is ridiculously cute
Hm...
how late will you be staying up for the direct, anons?
>>165377615
The hair is fine. It's just those plastic tentacles that look super uncanny valley
>>165378903
I'm on the US east coast, so the direct will be on for me at 11. Not too bad.
>>165378961
I wouldn't say they're uncanny, they're just poor quality.
Plus, being full of air like they look would make them pretty rigidwhen they're supposed to be squishy.
>>165371493
this is good advice. thanks, anon
>>165375597
Mario Kart!
>>165379172
I don't know. Something about them is unsettling to me. She's still cute though.
>>165379331
I forgot about Mario Kart! Think we'll see any smash too? If Splatoon gets a new installment we might see something for smash too. Maybe even inklings in it...
>>165379726
I think they'll show Smash but not actually reveal much. Maybe a new character. I'd expect them to save that for later.
>>165380220
Think it'll be a new game or a port? I imagine a port most likely.
>>165380581
I was assuming it'd be a new game, but if it's just a port I guess it doesn't matter if they blow their load on it or not
poor girl just wants to play pokemon
>>165379726
i doubt they'll show off smash so soon. smash 4 came in the middle of the wii u's lifespan, so i don't think they'll already be hyping up for it before the release of the console.
keep in mind nintendo launch titles are usually made to show off the capabilities of the system to consumers.
/ink/ has never been cozier
savor it while it lasts
>>165381008
Kinda feel bad for Marie a little too there.
And you're right! I forgot that most of the launch games are to show off the console. That might mean we might see some tech demo games like Luigi's Mansion was for Gamecube
i pinky swear it's not surprise angst
>>165375597
Mario Kart and Smash maybe
>>165383579
they better still be together if a sequel is announced
Let be pessimistic while we wait for Nintendo's live stream:
If Nintendo announces Splatoon Switch, but also announce that Switch's online services require a paid subscription, would you pay up?
>>165383935
definitely
>>165383935
>Thinking something as trivial as paid subscription would stop me from playing Spla2n when I've been in this shitty general for almost 2 years
>>165383935
Definitely as well. I would trust them more than let's say Sony when they made online a payed subscription
>>165384171
this, sadly
>>165384171
>/ink/ will never be great again
>>165384848
If Switch succeeds, and they actually support Splatoon 2 with updates and events for more than a year to keep it interesting, then I can see /ink/ being great again.
>>165384848
don't be so pessimistic!
>>165384848
I just hope it gains the popularity that it had in the beginning back. The first couple months of the game were probably the most fun I've had with a game.
>>165384848I love /ink/ in its current state, I just thought calling it a "shitty general" would add more emphasis
callie is soft
>>165386670
>>165383579
could've been a little sweeter, but ah well
>>165388323
>>165388525
FIN
>>165388723
Thanks for translating. I really appreciate the stuff you do for this general.
>>165388942
no problem
i've got quite a bit on my backlog and i feel a lot less creatively burnt out than i have been in the recent months so there should be more where that came from
get hype for presentation in 3 hours
>>165392615
i love you /ink/
"i haven't forgotten the heart-pounding that day"
i know the layout sucks but i can't do much about it, sorry
>>165393503
whoops
>>165393885
lovely
another short and sweet one off the list
>>165394169
Cute! Thank you!
>>165394921
this
>>165398058
now THIS is a cute squid boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuC4YLLkqME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HYPE
One more hour until we see more squids wearing pants (possibly, maybe)
i just sniffed something so sorry if I end up shitposting a lot tonight
>>165403487
I hope not.
I missed you, /ink/
>>165403734
Wait.
Maybe we'll get squid underwear.
Ah. That's not so bad.
>>165405018
the gooks will get swimsuits while we're stuck with treehouse's mom jeans
>>165405018
Could the mods spoiler that then delet this comment.
Forgot to spoiler, sorry.
>>165404978
and I missed you, anon!
30 minutes
im coming friendship in 20ish minutes!get fucked Cap'n Cuttlefish
>>165406720
Should I stay up late to watch this considering I have classes tomorrow?
>>165406720
Ha Ha Ha Ha (Yeah)
>>165407065
Definitely. Don't miss out on how comfy the general will be tonight.
>>165407060
remove octo
>>165407210
and how fucking drugged up i am rn
>>165407341
https://youtu.be/q9HzqxwKfiM
Aw shit, they've got some kind of laser light show on the stream now.
So how long will the announcements take?
DJ Octavio opens for Switch presentation
>>165407738
>>165407836
this is suitably funky
>>165408287
here you go kid
>>165408384
thanks anon
Got tea and snacks on me. Ready for one hour of comfy.
im not ready actually ;_;
Inb4 they only mention Splatoon 2 in passing before moving on to an elaborate presentation about a Mario spin-off.
>>165408690
Strap in squib, we're going ready or not!
Live chat 2fast
>>165408690
Ya got four minutes anon! Hurry and get ready!
i'm excited to find out what the game is called but i've gotten used to spla2n
Absolutely extremely hyped
>>165408904
Youtube was a mistake.
its happening!
O SHIT
click
very rare Kimishima sighting
HYPE
>>165409343
Shiny Kimishima
333
MARCH 3RD
$300
$300, not bad.
299.99?
Hm
299999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
MARCH 3rd. FUCK. THAT'S TOO SOON
Online Fees!
>>165409467
>>165409485
FUCK. YES
also 1st weekend in March
Ha, I knew it. Paid online subscription.
PAID
PAID
APDI
AAAHAAHAHA IKKFH
no region locking, boys! blase!
>>165409549
Kill me
>I'd like to SWITCH over
>snap
Oh you.
>paid online
>no region-locking
I'M CONFLICTED
>paid online
and so falls the last titan
snap!
Play Squids online for 60 dollars a month!
Alright, I don't mind.
Nice, no region locking
god im happy
hug me
>paid online
FUCK YOU NINTENDO
If paid online means no more lost connections in Splatoon multiplayer, then fine. I'll take it.
>>165409537
It's over. Nintendo is finished.
>TOUCH SCREEN
>TOUCH SCREEN
>TOUCH SCREEN
oh that looks sexy
click! i love it
take it any where! get mugged everywhere!
also included charger, unlike N3DS
wow... the joy-con is kind of tiny
8 console LAN. Looks liek we might get competitive splatoon
>>165410164
that was literally in the trailer
My hands are already cramping.
SPLATOON MONTAGE
Damn amiibos
post yfw when Sakaguchi shows up
>gyro
naysayers get fucked
MOTION CONTROLS IN JOY CON CONTROLLERS SPLAT2N HAS A CHANCE
SHARE
THE
JOY
always wanted to play splatoon on a stick of gum!
who needs hands anyway!
*Dual handed* gyros.
Release the tension
>>165410236
sorry for the typo I have had a lot to dr/ink/
>feels natural
I don't believe it
wait a sec, was that a wiimote IR sensor thingy?
OH MY GOD THAT FUCKING SOUND
SWITCH
Vallhalla bartending confirmed for Switch!
HD Rumble
RIP Sony / Microsoft
>>165410547
oh shit nigger
>>165410642
not really, it what i thought when i saw the ice glass thing
i love nintendo
so much
Eh only the quickdraw thing looks like it'd really work well
>>165410715
yeah i know, i was just sayin' man
desk jocky vs school girl in rockem sockem joycons
>BOKU NO SUTANDO
OHH that looks fun
>literally rock'em sock'em robots
The way this guy keeps emphasising
>ARMS
My SIDES
>its called arms
God that male character looks clowny as hell
ora ora ora irl
Looks fun as hell though.
i'm excited, visually it looks really good
i'm not sure how powerful the switch is graphically but this is promising
ITS TIME
HERE WE GO
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
SPLAT TIME
So, this is legit
Splat2n confirmed
IT'S HERE
O SHISTH
OGH SHIT
OHSTOSHO SHTSITISHT
SIHTISTHS
GJSIGIS
JSGJSIOGJSIOJG
INKLINE
MORARY TOAWER
FUCK FUCK FUVKL
mrotoarjtrj
motars
PORTFAGS BTFO
IO AM SO FUCKING HYPED NOW HOLY FUCK DAY ONE BUY
dual wield and dashing!
specials all over the place!
lonely looking Marie!
I WANT IT
DUAL WIELDING
>JET PACKS
>DASHING
>DUAL WIELDING
PUNISHED MARIE
CALLIE KIDNAPPED CONFIRMED
>All those new abilities
>Rolling
>Jetpacks
>Missiles
>Dual weilding guns
HNGGGGG
>Splatoon 2
>not Splatwoon
dual
spltaonontgs 2
MSATIS
MARIE MA5RIE AMARIE MAIRAIE
I'M GOIGN TO SUCK A FDICK
SPLAT2N SPLA2N PSLATN 22222222!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING JETPACKS
RAIN DROP
JET PACK
dual wieldin with your squid she a thot thot
>>165411568
FUCK WHERE WAS MARIE?
DID THEY KILL CALIE AFTER SHE LOST?
It looks amazing.
I SAW MARIE. WHERE THE FUCK IS CALLIE
Gyros confirmed. Day one!
>Marie won final splatfest
>She looks alone and Callie is nowhere to be seen
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
THAT SHOT OF MARIE I FEEL ALIVE
>my superjump predictions were right
nice
THEY FIXED JUMP
IF THIS IS A 3/3 LAUNCH I'M BUYING DAY 1
NO! IT'S NOT! FUCK
I want screenshots of Marie looking cool with her back turned to the screen in the wind.
Splatoon 2 Summer 2017
summer
SUMMER
SUUUUUUMMMMMMMMEEEER
SPLATFESTS
CALLIEFAGS BTFO
>summer
Looks like Splatoon is going to miss EVO
Havent been around here for a long time but I'm goign to be excited to see this place flood with activity like the first days of the general
its going to be good to be back
HOLD ME ANONS
>>165411730
Fuck I missed it anyone got a screen? I need to see Marie.
SUMMER NO
Mario, what are you doing? Go home, you're drunk.
It not coming out until Summer is good for me because I'm going to be broken until after March
>>165411846
it's happening!
>>165411868
her back was turned
What squid you think?
>>165411878
>>165411789
>>165411790
Will it really be like that magical 2015 again?
I-is this super Mario 128?
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED!??!?! ALOUD!?!?!? AT 4AM!¬??!?! ?I SCREAMED I SCREAAMED
/ink/ renaissance age soon.
pls let there still be callie in spla2n
>>165411958
>translator didn't instinctively translate it to "what did you ink"
What a baka
Good night guys, I need to go to sleep.
I am legitimately hyped.
>>165411946
wait, are playable octolings confirmed? i missed the bulk of the announcement
glad we could get rid of that dead weight
>>165412174
I'm going to kick your fucking head off Anon
>>165412153
Calli's fucked off and there are octolings in some grungy shithole.
>Roller flick changed
>Veritcal instead of horizontal till the animation is finished
>No longer squish people after lifting it
ahahah get nerfed
>>165412305
That's probably an alt fire that reaches farther you dunce
excuse me!??! excuse me I have a question where is my pigtails?!? its all i asked for i want pigtails!?!? u cant do this to me nintendo you can't do this to me please i just wanted my squid to have cute pigtails please why do this to me
NIGGERS, with paid online we'll have to fucking pay for splatoon online.
50 companies and 80 third party games
>>165412368
Every roller scene flicking in the trailer it does it, seems like it's all the same and not an alt fire.
It will probably have more range because of the tip of the roller but overall it's a nerf and kills the carbon roller
shin megami tensei returns
>>165412428
He said there's still a lot more to unveil. Also, there'll be content updates. You'll get your Pigtails.
>>165412636
you better be right or i will personally fight nintendo i will fight them until they give me pigtails it's all i wanted i can accept no skirts or cute outfits or pink but take my pigtails and i will take your s o u l
Octarians infect square-enix, gets own game
>>165412602
SMT5 Featuring Callie from Splatoon
>>165412580
The trailer is meant to show off new content of course we didn't see standard flick heck all we saw was new shit.
>Not going to be able to get it at launch
>Going to get it when the hype is dead
Hold me
Skyrim confirmed, time to be drakeborn again
>>165412451
Oh.
RIP Nozzlenose in general, RIP sick blaster plays, RIP snipers, Spla-Dualies new meta. But bouncing Seekers look cool.
AWWW SHIIIEEEET IT'S SUDA TIME
>"YEAH!! oh, fuck"
also this translator needs some speaking lessons
>Even More Heroes
yes! i need more Bizarre Jelly Five
Oh boy NMH3?
>Translator can't keep up with sudaboy
lol
RIP Translator
this poor translator
>no more heroes 3
OHHHHHH FUCK
OH snap I'm pretty hype. It's going to be interesting having to wait for it this time, last time it was a surprise stumbling across the testfire.
someone protect the translator im so sad im so sad this poor muffin.
bill putting work in, as EA and a fucking weeb naming his kid luigi knowing he was second best
m
marie
maarie??
mar
>>165413340
They're just faking us out, r-right?
Also
>making a new images folder named Splatoon2
>feels good man
>>165413340
>"Callie"
>"it had to be this way"
>"we can't have traitors helping Octarians"
did that charger autolock onto them and instakill without charging? what the fuck was that
>>165413580
Maybe you hold charge even if you squid
>>165413580
Like before there's still a lot we don't know.
>>165413669
I bet it's only when you dash. We Bayonetta now.
I WANT BOTH BLUE
I WANT BOTH RED
Can't wait for Spla2n!In the meantime here's this.
>>165413340
>seen Marie with her back turned
>start freaking the fuck out in joy
>slowly accept the possibility that she might not be an idol anymore
YEAH Reggi!
>>165413981
Thanks anon
Do you have the "i was told im the cutest" comic
Who here /WaitingForSwitchSplatoon2Bundle/
JETPACKS
TEAM JETPACK LOST
SO WHY
ARE THERE JETPACKS
>>165414025
Reggie got a nice haircut :3
>>165414079
Say what?I made that spoilered gif
>>165414172
I'm sure someone has it
spit sounds
every other word
>>165413986
>>slowly accept the possibility that she might not be an idol anymore
She's a proper professional newscaster now. Callie does the sports.
where is callie!!!
>>165413580
Pre-charging? He was glowing and moving pretty slowly in squid form.
Naked Zelda Bathing Scene in Breath of the wild!
>>165414581
She was wearing a gown
>>165414581
I think I saw clothes
But how can I even sleep when I'm this excited. I'm totally boned for tomorrow.
new cat
>>165414912
2CAT
LMAO
never do drugs kids
i looked back at the Hub areaTHERE'S A FUCKING DDR SET UP!
SO
>new stages/weapons/specials/MUSIC
>old stages with new mechanics (INKLINES)
>new weapon mechanics (roller flicking is different, chargers don't have to charge again if they squid)
>spyke had a kid
>there's multiple urchins actually
>new octarians
>new location
>marie got fired, callie is dead
>>165415035
also tanuki and fox are missink, as well as Callie.
Marie confirmed to have moved on and got a new co-host but regrets it, now searches Octovalley canyon where she dumped Callie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN4w5D2tzME
it's up
Rewatching, there's a bit where a charger charges up, squids a bit, then fires, but they had a huge glowing patch over them while they were squidding. So I'm guessing you can dodge offset, but you get marked if you do it.
>>165414912
Wait, wasn't Judd the last cat? This is concerning.
SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2 SPLATOON 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
MARIO KART X _________
wait a second. theres no squid sisters hub
the squid sisters got out of fashion, and the inklings fucken dropped them
>>165414912
>>165415386
>this isn't /ninty-
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>ONLY MARIE MAKES AN APPEARANCE
>NO CALLIE TO BE FOUND
CALLIEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MAYBE YOU GUS SHOULD'VE TRIED HARDER TO WIN THAT LAST SPLATFEST LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN4w5D2tzME
>>165415456
or maybe their employers couldn't support a paramilitary organization
>>165415386
>King Boo
>Dry Bones
>Bowser Jr
>Squid lolis
im literally cumming right now
>>165415386
we made it family
>>165415251
>standard roller flicks
So it is still in but is it certain rollers or an alt fire?
Only time will tell.
>>165415251
Thanks! Wouldn't load for me on the Switch page.
>>165414938
>>165415483
Proud of you guys
>>165415386
Oh shit
>yoshi tier color DLC
>possible idols
>>165415386
>my face when I held off on buying Mario Kart 8 this whole time
I GET TO ENJOY THE WHOLE THING AND MORE HOLY SHIT
>>165415975
I never asked for this
>>165415975
>that empty shell
Anyone have a screencap of the Splatoon rep guy making that 2 pose?
>>165415975
>already addicted to Super Sea Shells
Sad!
>>165415780
There's that dual wield weapon that they said can boost you around, I'm guess that's an alt fire because constantly being boosted backwards when you shoot would be annoying. Then it'd make sense for other weapons to have an alt too.
>>165415975
>it's ok it's just a random urchin, there's one in the backgroud too-
>empty shells
>that headband pattern
oh no
>>165416075
I guess those good times couldn't last forever
>>165416075
Punished Marie, an idol deprived of her cousin.
>>165416075
>Captain Cuttlefish died between games
>Marie now hosts the single player campaign
>>165415975
Alright how much do you want to bet that pic related might actually be true?i might delete my Annie folder
>>165416075
the fuck is that on her head
it's not what she's usually wearing
WAIT
is that her glove
Good night /ink/ my hope is restored.For now.
MARIE IS A HOT-ASS MILF WITH A SAD BACKGROUND NOW.
ALLOW ME TO SOOTH YOU WITH MY BENIN
why in gods name would anyone reproduce with spyke
Before we get too deep into mechanics, bear in mind the actual game is half a year away.
>splatoon 2 has 3.5x as many tweets as mario odyssey
oh fuck! wasn't it 400 posts just an hour ago!?
we need to start building the next OP
>>165416634
Is that lock-on?
>>165416634
tiltshit
>>165416634
I fucking hate that.
Literally no reason to get the switch on launch besides ARMS.
>>165416634
>half a year
That's pretty close, all things considered. The first game took a full year after reveal to launch.
>another comfy Splatoon summer not too far off in the future
Oooohhh, baby. Can't wait.
Can /ink/ persevere long enough before Splatoon 2's summer release? I don't want this to be over.
>>165416634
Nice
>>165416075
Fucking shit im going to be too hyped up.
Marie has a long dress on, that weird white thing on her head, but her elbows at at her side
shit fuck
what happened to them
god damn
marie dont leave me please
no octolings
>>165416879
oh my god
its gon be so so good
Crusty Sean has a food shop?
The dash looked like it ate up a subweapon slot, the dual squirtbottles didn't use a subweapon at all!
>>165416075
that outfit reminds me of those dresses my animes use during festival episodes, but that outfit is black and brooding.
Callie confirmed dead?
Time for the Inkling Spring
>>165416879
>Splatoon shitposting fun times once again
>During summer
I am fucking ready
>>165416883
Dude, the official tumblr is going to be updating like every week or something. This general isn't going down so quickly.
>>165416075
>Callie died
>Marie thinking about her alone
>>165415521
callie is clearly behind the camera
it's a dramatic shot from marie's new indie film
>>165416879
>>165416935
>squads that aren't just twins
>meeting other /ink/ squads
>multiple lobbies up at once
>lower jap ratio
>>165417087
looks like a progeny of Crusty Sean in a way
>we saw a baby girl Spyke
>possibly a younger Crusty Sean
I don't know if I could handle the cuteness of a little Annie and Moe
>>165417174
>>165416075
w-what happened to callie
please dont kill my squidfu T-T
>>165416648
most likely the jap twitter
>>165416506
I'm sure he has enough squid shekels to buy a wife
>>165417234
I wonder what Marie's philosophy is
>>165417234
Callie is so nice
I may skip upgrading my gaming PC to get the Switch+Spla2n.
>>165416282
>>Captain Cuttlefish died between games
Is that a cardigan on Marie?
HNNGGGGG MY SECRET WEAKNESS
>>165417260
I was thinking more of Annie having a sister
>>165417087
I hope that's supposed to be a weird ice cream.
>Callie babies were unable to save their girl during last splatfest
Shame
>>165417365
i've never heard of renting someone's womb out but i suppose it could happen
>>165416294
Look at that orange fuck, obviously he ended up fucking the goldfish.
So apparently that shrimp guy has resorted to cannibalism and taken it on the road.
>>165417503
You've never heard of surrogates?
>>165417565
Wonder how food's gonna tie into the game mechanics
>captain cuttlefish isn't dead he was just lost to the zone
>>165416883
/ink/'s gonna last half a year on hype alone anon, no doubt.
I just don't wanna get a launch switch so instead I can get a Splatoon edition switch.
>>165417651
Nothing I bet
It's probably just decoration
>it costs 50 dollarydoos to replace a joy con
shit nigga, better not break/lose that shit
>>165210026
Well it seems like my source made a mistake.
Where are the Octolings, Nintendo?
>>165417121
Marie grieving at very least.
Bets are Cap'n dead, possibly also Octavio.
After Cap'n dead, they started talking to Octavio about him, telling stories. They became good friends, more Callie than marie.
Callie goes rouge to help the octos, both her and Octavio presumed dead.
>>165417897
Judging by the first game's credits, they're likely still around. Maybe like half of them went to the surface to blend in with the inklings -- and that's entirely possible on all accounts -- while those more loyal to the octarian army stayed behind.
Speaking of which, Octavio was nowhere to be seen in that trailer. What could have happened to him?
>>165416075
Theorising based on things ninty is actually willing to do in an E game, maybe Callie wassquidnapped and the new single player campaign is saving her. Probably would have been Marie if callie had won.
I can't wait for the new /ink/ team featuring /ink/'s very own top players (that does not involve ThatsSo or Katsuie, of course!)
>>164970107
NNID: Cancii
>>165415290
looks like a doll