/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

First for hi

that shit with the honk mechs was the most obnoxious thing in a while

Honk.

Fun round, pAI tank squad best squad

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>two non-antags join an antag to destroy everyone's round end with three honk mechs
ban
when

fifth for praise the mother spirit

god damnit i wanted a happy ending not being TURNED INTO A MONKEY

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PAI TANK

>>164942048
They're pretty overpowered honestly. Every person in that room was armed, and I was on the floor before I even realized the clown squad had made it in.

I thought griff was permitted only after round end information appeared????

>>164942114
BRILLIANT

>>164942084
It was meme'd into being.

You're asking for a deadmin.

>>164942136
HONK mechs are allowed to griff whenever they want, and there is nothing you can do to stop them.

>>164942136
>clown squad
>as in a parody of a death squad
>a death squad inconveniencing mean (not even killing) is griff

>>164942127
BUT DUDE THEY'RE THERE FOR FUN WHY DON'T YOU HAVE EARMUFFS THE ENTIRE ROUND LUL ARE YOU EVEN TRYING

GO BACK TO BAY LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>164942201
Are you mad that you died

>>164942192
>griff is limited to killing

>>164942275
It's not griff if the admins do it

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>be xenobiologist
>don't know what the fuck i'm doing
>feed monkeys to slimes
>they dont grow
>feed two more monkeys to each slime
>they're still just glowing
>see a borer egg and grab it because I need an adult
>don't know what to do with it
>click self
>eat it
>admin tells me i fucked up
>fuck with the slimes a little more
>someone says botany is full of slimes
>THIS IS MY MOMENT
>grab fire extinguisher
>run to botany
>fucking bird opens door and says something about them being magic slimes
>don't listen cause he's a fucking bird
>slime crits me in 0.0001 picoseconds
>succumb
>close byond
>cry

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>>164942085
If it's any consolation, chiki made the decision to JUST END IT because you made him realize that he wanted to be with all his dead friends
unfortunately by the time I gave you all the shit to make you understand in your monkey state the round had ended, ah well.
Thanks for the great round.

>>164942201
I feel like your anger about dying would be better suited in a call of duty game.
This is a roleplaying game, we typically put what's funny before """""""""winning"""""""""".

>>164942359
Right back at ya, man. You made my mostly idle round a lot more interesting.
The Mother Spirit would be glad to have his company, and to know he would be happier in the company of those he loved.

also that heart is gay as fuck and i should've noticed it earlier thanks for the sandwiched <3

>>164942359
B-but that thing on the bottom left is not an ice cream sandwich
RUINED

>tfw I had a dream in which I joined the game as asisstand on alt account and after 10 minutes of pretending I'm new to don't get bannu I realise I'm changeling and that I'm on my main account because I don't even have alt and everything is going to shit and there are breaches everywhere and I'm dying of suffocation in bar

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>>164942513
It's a food delivery bag full of 20 more ice cream sandwiches

>>164942428
nobody died to a mech, what happened is that people got 5 minute black screen without moving, or hearing, just vibrating there.

nobody died, it's just unfunny to not be able to do anything; people get banned for being kidnapped and left to rot in parts of the station; sure it was at the final moments of the round, but it was not the end yet

>>164942575
I feel as if you're a self-centered asshole.

>>164942623
I think the guys in the mechs are self centered assholes

>>164942623
>>164942647
Mechs are for people with ego issues after all

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send help
how do I fix this?

>>164942737
You got meta-banned, congrats

Avada best Slut

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If a borer could crawl inside your ass, could it give you ability's to make atmos altering farts?

Where are the logs?

i never deserved to tell headless jokes all round stuck in some headless scientists back pack

>>164943467
toggle on/off chemical usage for jetpack, glorious merging of poo decals, ability to unlock super fart mutation and the ass can re-grow, but having it cut off disables the borer

New round starting

>>164943632
OP.

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>>164943467
>tfw borer doesnt have the ability to set up a mobile egg laying nest by slipping inside a waifu her groin

>>164944317
>borer crawls into waifu groin
>controls her by wiggling and giving her pleasure when she does something good and giving her pain when she does something bad

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>>164944317
Oh my

>>164944317
Avada I know this is you because of the bad English. It should be "inside a waifu's groin" stop putting the her, it's not correct English.

MrPain btfo killette on forums, killette confirmed to have killetted himself

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SPEEDY SPEED BOY

>>164947439
So was the engine worth coming out to the outpost with us?

>Get spaced by a clown and his 'bodyguard' IAA
>After 20 minutes, drift into a shuttle with a shuttle destination disk, cool something new
>Clown calls the emergency shuttle because he feels like it
>Eventually drift back after 12 and a half minutes
>Hit the derelict tele, get back to arrivals and sit on a pod
>Trade my now useless shuttle destination disk for a cake
>When we land, offer my cake to another pod dweller, the janitor
>Instead, they wordlessly chop at me with a banana esword

This community is so engaging and fun to play with

>>164947439
Neat.
You only need 60 of them to equal the power output of an actual engine.

>>164947515
s-sarcasm?

>>164947503
Yes, it was fun.

>>164947531
It's enough to power 1/3 of the station, good enough for me.

Where is the best point to reroute disposals to the shard or an empty room?

>Hippie imported admin SecretoftheShapka gets deadmined on fucking HIPPIE and tries to reapply

http://hippiestation.com/showthread.php?tid=5734

Why hasn't Pomf deadmined this nigger already? Our other admins are largely more competent than him

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>>164945891
>every single lewd post is by avada
Sutch a life on a roleplaying game with the ability to play as female in a community where lewd stuff comes by occasionally

It's like I'm playing on one of those listed russian servers that only have that one guy on, who gets a hardon for killing and doesn't know how to use chat

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>>164942353
Couldnt you ask any other Scientist for help or something? Youknow teach you how to grow slimes and handle the slugs correctly?

>>164949305
So, the fallout server?

>Only 2 or 3 people playing
>Admins don't know english
>The only person who's actually active is a guy in the corner of the map, making an autismfort in full advanced enclave power armour, hoarding all the loot

>>164949306
science is grand powergay the job, any other scientist will think you're a ling/vamp/tator just waiting to meme them as soon they step in xenobio to help you

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>>164949489
>science is grand powergay the job
>tfw actually have a note saying if i keep powergaming as scientist i get a job ban
Any scientists who doesnt shit on your method or is actually curiouse about your autism is a ling for sure. But if you show you dont know what you are doing i can bet people would help you. I would, thats why im so mutch a victim of lings and vampires

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS!!!! GO BACK TO TG!!!!

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/22203

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>>164949964
>''combat'' tentacles
Oh Boy.

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>>164942201
>>164942575

grow a dick

>>164949964
oh boy another fucking vaguely Thing-related upgrade that nobody is going to take because the game mode still revolves around being a guy who revives himself with his fucking mcguffin parapen dick
COOL!!

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Stop roleplaying.

>>164949964
YEAH BUT WE GET SUPER COOL STUFF TOO. LIKE CLOWNS ARENT ALLOWED TO BE ANTAGS ANYMORE, THATS PRETTY COOL.

>>164950847
They can totally still be antags

BLASMA :DDDD

>>164950919
>Normal clown
>Allowed to lube and be annoying under threat of jail

>Antag clown
>Allowed to lube and be annoying and is now valid as fuck.
>Can't even defend self with a toolbox or flash.

Remove intigracy, there's a reason why /tg/ doesnt want him.

>>164951113
Lubing is a lynching in both situations. They don't magically know you're an antag

>>164951113
but he do a splode when he shoot the gun it es fahnny joek
u're heepe grief go now thankyou

>>164951213
It fucks up way more shit than guns, intig just hasn't ever played the game and doesn't know this.

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>>164951213
>>164951348
LOL

>>164951481
yeah good job probe want your fucking taint spit-shined too

>>164951113
Normal clowns can be round-endingly annoying. For some reason.

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>>164951560
AHAHAHAHA

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3424&p=17839#p17839

>>164951642
because this is an open-ended sandbox game and at one point in the distant past the community wasn't made up entirely of hormonal gay kids with sand in their cunts

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>>164951481
>Not understanding that people just want easier valids on antags

People will always vote for whatever gets them the easiest way to kill people, plus its obvious that over half the people voting think it only effects guns like morons too.

And if you guys are only running off server votes now, then where is 64x64 :^)

>>164951667
where's your fucking saccharine effortpost you queer? I thought you were the relatable gamer

>>164951729
Regards, clewn.

>>164951481
>do you want the role 99% of players don't play to be nerfed for no reason Y/N

Good poll

>>164951774
>>164951941
>n-no the votes don't count they're not TRUE clown players


AAHAHAHAHA

>>164951675
>I ESPECIALLY would never kill someone non-antag "because I could"
>Crits a guy just because he could

Killette you're a shitter plain and simple. You've been playing for years and still accumulate notes and bans, you should understand the rules by now.

>>164951887
yeah you're right let's make the game as bland and one-dimensional as possible it's better for roleplay

>>164951984
Get an admin to run a poll asking if you should be banned. Seeing as most players probably won't recognize you and have no logical reason to want you banned, it should fail, right? Come on, there are admins on right now. Ahelp it.

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>>164951984
Okay then, bring back 64x64 if votes are all that matter.

>>164951984
>votes don't count unless they're for my nigger boyfriend's EPIC pull requests and in our favor
funny laugh o ho ho

>>164952149
64x64 REVERT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH OPINIONS HOLY SHIT YOU'RE PLAIN RETARD

>>164952067
If you view clowning to be a snore if it doesn't end in shuttle calls, that says something about you I think.

Then again clowns tend to be pissy bitches when their gay shite gets shut down, the Dead Sea flows every time in deadchat. I expected nothing less.

>>164952236
Did the 64x64 poll have a favourable outcome? Yes or no?

Is your argument that all polls are law?

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>>164952083
>>164952149
>>164952202

>>164952253
I don't view clowning as boring no matter what happens because clown is the goof job for goof rounds. Anybody who cries about dying as a clown is a fucking sickening faggot and needs their teeth kicked in.

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>>164952353

>>164952353
https://youtu.be/AguPH0XBxdw

>>164952062
I said that was wrong, but there's a huge difference between kill and a guy who needs 0 medical attention. He was not helpless and killed me, then ahelped when he couldn't keep my brain in a MMO suffering as a trophy

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>>164952353
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/37
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/73
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/51

Cmon intig, step it up. If you keep going like this you may have to admit your shitty change is entirely because you got your feelings hurt by an antag clown killing you.

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Stop RPing.

>>164952386
>>164952471
>>164952614
FUCK off trolls

>>164952062
Diona almost quite literally can not die to brute
No broken bones or bleeds, even being put into critical by an axe would last about as long as a teaser shot before they got back up at full health.

Does that make it right? Eh, not my call

>>164953116
b-but muh burn damage!

>>164952590
>Justifying putting someone in crit because "he'll just heal"

How do you not see this is shitter behaviour?

>>164952840
you first

>>164950616
>>164952741
fuck off hippie

>>164953116
No it was not right.
I attacked a player and put him into crit, while he was 100% ok within less than a minute, it was still not right.

I specifically aimed for the chest, where even if his ribs broke and his heart and lungs damaged to shit, he would not die or have any limbs removed. I was still wrong.

Why was it wrong? Because I attacked a player for snitching on me for stealing a fire axe, because I knew he wouldn't be actually harmed. If I had intended to cause harm I'd use a welder or another burned based weapon. But this was not my job, my job was clown not diona hunter. Putting people in crit like this is similar to 3 units chloral. It's being a dick, against the rules, and immursion breaking.

I am still upset that the ban was poorly recorded to say I murdered the diona, when actually I was shaking the diona back up with the mentality "It's just a prank bro!" and feeding him his hyperzine he was getting at chemistry.

>>164953347
It is shitter behavior, both me and the diona were shitters.

>>164953393
Stop being a cuck, tell MrBay that you'll fuck his wife if he doesn't do what you say

>>164953393
>just a prank between two shitters
Now where have I heard this before

>>164953708
It's a prank bro is an ironic phrase of something that has gone too far and expecting the other person not to be slightly upset, but ironic because you know this isn't the case and say "It's a prank bro!" as if it would save you (it doesn't)

>>164953393
How was the diona a shitter? Because he told on you for being a law breaking clown?

And then you crit him for just trying to follow the law?

What a funny prank, you're everything wrong with clown players and players in general.

>>164952325
There was no 64x64 poll

>>164953923
>tattles on the clown
snitches get stitches. Though really, ahelping for anything but blatant killing is being a pussy.

>>164953923
I said I was not right, what more do you expect me to do?

The diona was a shitter because he killed me while I was explaining I did not have lethal intentions (and I did not fight back), debrained me, kept me in a MMI in his backpack refusing to borg me or anything. Then when I suicided as a MMI, he ahelped me long after the incident because I wouldn't stay salty in his pocket the entire round and prefered to be a ghost floating around observing. He was as bad as the stun and silently arrest officers, because he had no intention of talking to me to at least make me being his life as a slave at least half enjoyable for the both of us.

>>164954175
>>164954252
>Start fight
>Lose
>Get mad

Killette he's justified in killing you, you crit him for no fucking reason.

>>164954381
I never said he was wrong for killing me, I complained in the very slightest that he ahelped after killing me because I refused to continue sit in his pocket after 10 minutes had passed and he assured me I would not leave.

The bigger complaint is that pain somehow thinks I killed him.

>>164954252
>stun and arrest is bad

What do you want me to do? Get my hailer out and handcuff potential syndies/lings while they stand next to me? The only people that would comply with that without slips/you feel a tiny prick are ones that are either completely new or don't really deserve brig time in the first place

>>164954381
>diona is in crit
>stops hitting diona and puts down weapon to help
>a fight

>>164954564
yeah, except so often sec gets it wrong and now a person has to spend brig time for no reason.

>>164954564
Bring back up if possible, often this is not
Don't refuse to talk to them while they are cuffed unless you are sure a death sting is possible
If they are dangerous to the extent of a vampire death touching every single head of staff and sec member, give warnings, keep distance, buddy system, and lethal when necessary

>>164954484
>>164954570
>91 seconds between these posts

>>164954853
>>164954783
Yeah it's almost always clear how guilty they are once they are being dragged down the corridor to sec

Even if they are not antags by the level of screaming you can tell how many choral auto injectors they have hidden on them

>>164955326
Even the ones who don't scream aren't happy either

>>164955746
People who get caught for committing crimes aren't usually happy anon

For me if there is any doubt I do my best to clear it with the higher authority, though it sucks when HoS says to perma someone over something quite minor. If a minor criminal has been a good boy to sec I try to reduce the sentence by a couple of minutes or so

>>164955326
Even as an antag I tend to co-operate with SEC 9 times out of 10 they'll just release you or brig you for like 10mins. Of course if they catch me killing someone or I have something really bad on my person usually I just try to go out in a blaze of glory

who here can't bring themselves to remove someone from a round unless the person has showed intent and ability to do so himself

>>164956558
me, except I can but it makes me feel awful for the rest of the round

>>164956558
Me. I try to be interesting and give people a good time as antag by kidnapping them instead of killing but the last time I tried, the person went catatonic

Killette please just FUCK OFF

>>164956743
>tfw no one will kidnap me
>only times I get chloraled/dragged to maint I just get culted

Keep kidnapping desu

>>164956743
just keep going at it, you'll find someone who won't ghost and may play along, I would

>>164956867
>1 hour later

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>>164941642
Still can't get this shit to work

Coderbus PLS HELP ME

>>164957797
did you try to clear the cache?

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>>164958102
yes I did it in Internet Explorer

The latest version too

>>164958131
no, byond cache.
byond preferences - games - clear cache

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>>164958238
ok I tried that

I'll see if it works, thanks

>>164958362
post in the thread to tell if it works please.

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>>164941642

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>>164958434
Didn't work

>>164958769
guessing he's captain in every scenario here, because that's all he plays

>>164958897
No, he's the syndicate agent

>>164958967
Which is also the captain?

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>>164958769
Anglosphere please, it's your own fault you're a tard and couldn't de-escalate the situation yourself and had to murder the borgs like the faggot you are.

Enjoy your notes.

>>164959020
He wasn't the Captain that round.

>>164959063
I only helped to kill one borg with the Captain after it stun batoned and cuffed him. I had no idea they were still on Asimov, and they were snatching prisoners away, and one escaped because of it, and the Captain was too obsessed with something else to change the laws.

>De-ecalate the Captain executing people

I tried but, he killed some one right in front of the AI, and when I went to change the laws, I got stun batoned by borgs, and gas'd.

>>164959074
He's always the captain, and if he isn't he becomes the captain.

>>164959298
Then stop fucking bitching in the thread and just accept you fucked up you mongoloid.

>>164959298
Also you should've arrested the cap if he was being a shithead instead of standing there and let him execute civilians

>b-but I dindu nuffin wrong!!!

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>>164959373
But the situation makes for a good artistic impression.

Meme Templates are art that promote discussion [s/poiler]

>>164958131
>likes tree negroes
>space argonians are the most invasive species in the game

hmmmmmmmmm

>>164959562
>Arrest the CAP for following Space Law

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>>164959740
He wasn't following space law you retard.

He was killing innocents left and right.

Also you KNEW the AI would sperg out if he did it, and yet you chose to do nothing, you fucked up, no one else did.

>>164959835
the only person the captain killed that round was Mikecari

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Muggles get out

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>>164961705
That's a neat idea

>pAI's can drive mulebots
>Hacked mulebots can pick up the AI core if it's unbolted
>AI can still control station and won't lose power if it's riding a mulebot, as if it were still bolted down

The dawn of a new age is upon us.

>>164962253
I am imagining the AI driving around the station and singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHpSfkVI9D0

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>>164961705
>>164961996
Good round for bars

>>164962253

Mulebot trains when?

>Put AI core on mule with pAI
>Onehuman it
>Give it a second mule with a laser gun
>War has changed.

>>164961996
Thats a comfy bar.

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>non antag
>suit sensors maxed
>getting slowly killed and have a long drawn out fight
>die
>no one ever comes to save me
>be antag
>3 seconds into killing someone having done barely 30 brute damage 2 borg burst through the door and taze me
>I know its my fault but fuck do I hate borg

>>164942114
unstoppable

>>164963665
Borgs have an insatiable lust for harm valids, nowhere is safe

>>164964286
>tfw play medborg
>tfw mostly just sit in medbay lobby and wordlessly inject people

i'm like a sexier medbot

>>164964516

>tfw getting hurt just to be with medborg-chan again

How to get silver as MoMMI?

>>164966009
mine it

>>164966009
Mommi mat synth is different thanthe borg one, you can only scan plastic, wood, and carpet with the mommi one but it gets plasma stuff to start.

>That guy who yelled "AVADA MY WAIFU"

Boy, I sure hope someone got bwoinked for that.

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>>164941642
I want to sniff Avada's sweaty feet!

>save diona from a bartender who wants to keep the diona dead
>he just kills the bartender
disappointed in you, diona

I want Avada to chloral me, and drag me into maint, and show me her ghetto botany while I'm asleep, then tell me about it when I wake up so I'm tortured by not having any memory of it.

i want to BAN avada!

Everyone who has a waifu is subhuman

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>>164941642
Why do syringe guns hit people through hardsuits?

Retarded mechanic

>>164966840
They don't. Retard.

>>164966692
Me too!

REMOVE SLUTS!

>>164966840
Why does a cold shower cool you faster than space?
So many questions, so few answers

THINGS
CAN
ONLY
GET
BETTER

>>164966934
it still hits through the captain hardsuit.

It's technically spaceproof armor that's what the problem is.

>>164966978
I sincerely hope you are yanking my chain right here.

I want Avada to give me a boner like Quentin!

>>164966840
the secret repo visage
a staff member got fucked over by it the one round they played that month so it just had to go.

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You roll antag and pic related is the security team, how fucked are you?

>>164963665

The trick is to watch out if there is a AI, and if the one you're attacking is in plain camera sight. If there is a AI and some cyborg, don't attack in plain sight, try to be in maint, or somewhere you know people will take time to reach

You have to be aware of your surrounding when being antagonist, and anticipate what might be coming for you, and what might not.

>>164949007
>Sutch
hi avada

>>164967520
No It's true, try it out

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I want Avada to sit on my face.

>>164969509
Reminder to report obvious waifushitposting and self shilling.

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>>164969723
>everybody i disagree with is self shilling

>>164966978
Conductive medium.

>>164970142
Waifuposting is against the rules and not on topic.

>>164968028
Write a will and space myself t b h

>>164941642
What the hell do you use the free products voucher on?

>>164971059
I have no idea. I should stop adding them or fix them.

>>164971059
bartender

>>164971173
Make them so they actually give a drink probe, thatd actually be neat.

>>164971449
the hot drinks voucher does that

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>>164970305
>Waifu is a character in a roleplaying game
>Not on topic
>Waifu posting is about a character in ss13

Try Ban requesting. Maybe if you buy a lot of 4chan passes Joot's team of Janitards might listen.

>>164944317
>>164949007
SHUT THE FUCK UP FLUFFY_FRIS

>>164971689
Rejected in every machine I tried it on, is it just the coffee one?

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>>164968028
I would be more worried if I was a non-antag

>it's a "chef tries to deep fry every department's pets" episode

>>164972053
you need the hot drink vendor specifically and it only works on the hot drinks vendor

>>164972053
>hot drinks voucher
>I know, I'll use it on every machine but the hot drinks machine
really got my synapses thumping

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>>164971882
>no animal pic
Nice try faggot but the only lewd i like is bomb mixes and plant splicing

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>when you tell avada what you want to do with her feet

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>>164973606

>>164968526
No I mean, that isn't wrong. Space cools you because you expel radiation from your body, there is nothing else to cool you, which is a much slower process than standing in a cold shower that removes heat from you through convection.

The fact that Celt's hypomemeia even works is retarded because the station orbits a sun thus you would be cooked alive and not freeze to death since you have no way of expelling the heat that the sun radiates onto you.

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>>164973710
>one posts uses ''sutch''
>that means its all me
Autism is only good ingame senpai.

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>>164973710
That's too mutch, man!

When will pain grow a pair and just ban the degenerates?
Anyone with notes about erp, borderline erp, anything, needs to just be permabanned with no chance of appealing.

>>164975146
Actually, scratch that. There's more that needs to be purged than just the waifufaggots.

We need to remove Hippie from this server as well. Any Ckey who's ever been spotted on Hippie, displays Hippie behavior, needs to be kicked right the fuck out alongside the waifufags.

Pain, do what you need to. I hate using Drumpf memes, but make /vg/ great again. Send them back over the bunker.

>>164975146
This is basically why morena got rule 0'd

Be patient. Shitters will flower.

>people who succumb when you're giving them the succ in crit so you don't get blood
wew lad

>>164975543
Assmad validhunters who cannot take being killed.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/29768571/wooponly.txt
>crew . ass or biomass . are you ass man or biomass man.
>buzwarn head of security is hot man . i want to released liquid in head of security eighteen year anomalous ass.
>woop woop warning vox johnson detected biohazard located in captain but woop woop.
>Woop Woop Eleven Ai Someone Please Help Woop Woop.

>>164975543
You do realize you can Succ corpses right? It's slower but it still works, and nobody's just going to sit there for three minutes staring at a black screen so you can get your gigglies.

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>>164975146
>>164975345

>as if people are dumb enough to allude to erp in game

nice try senpai, also best waifu coming through

>>164975310
>I hate using Drumpf memes
Ban reddit filth too.

>>164975824
>he thinks the grand oompa loompa deserves any form of respect
Get out statist faggot. Politicians are scum.

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>>164975897
Go Away refleft!

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>>164975897
>

>>164976009
>>164976024
>t. fascists
Politicians, regardless of party, are leeches, they deserve no respect or praise from anybody, only criticism and scrutiny. The ancient ass hag and the man with the Orange Peel skin are no exception.

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>>164976268
its just a joke my blood relative, be at peace

>>164956558
>Medbay vamp
>Knock someone out and give them the succ within 5 minutes of round start
>Clone them because I feel so bad
>Wait for an accusation and it never comes.
Turns out that person was my objective, whoops. Screw green text anyway.

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>>164976268
*Heads, regardless of department, are leeches, they deserve no respect or praise from anybody, only criticism and scrutiny. The ancient ass slut and the man with the grey skin are no exception.
You might actually be on to something Anon.

>>164975778
Blood obtained from a corpse isn't usable blood.

are oxycodones a new feature because those things seem broken as fuck

>>164976664
>give crewmen the succ
>feel bad
>clone him
>give him the succ again

>>164976883
broken how

>>164976664
>screw greentext
i really don't get why people don't care about greentext, it's literally how you win in this game, and a game is about winning.

Tbh, anyone who doesn't try to get their greentext and objectives done should be banned from antag, if you can't play it right, let someone else do it.

>>164976883
They're old.

But have been updated.

Doom round when ?
Trigger the cult tear reality rune with the enemy spawners. Remove nar-nar and the shuttle call, add zombies and periodically add stronger monsters and you've got yourself a nice Doom-style station.

>>164976947
it's boring, 9/10 times I can get it without any items if taitor. That's not me bragging either, it's just that easy

>>164976947
this isnt an esport, its about fun and making funny stories to remember

that was a pretty productive mining round until I locked myself out of my own ripley

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>>164941642
Post the tabs you have open while you play ss13.

>pic related is mine.

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>>164941642
I wanna lick Avada's sweaty armpits!

AI is comfy

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>>164976883
Oxycodone addictions when.

>>164976907
>Autotatored
>Steal the CE's magboots, escape alive
>Waltz into engineering and just take them because the door is open
Guess my role as an antagonist is done! Time to wait for the shuttle!

>>164973710
What program is that?

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>late-observe an hour into the round
>cult leader is stealth antagging
>his plan is to viroloose after collecting 12 cultists (?)
>he tells all his cultists to lay low and wait for his signal
>walks out to his secret cult base by the solars
>gets eaten by a spider queen
>doesn't call for help, no suit sensors
>his viro-cultist sees it but is too afraid to call for help

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>people are saying it's cult
>there's blood everywhere in the halls
>decide to mass produce tens of CULT FUCKER cleanbots to remove the messes

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>>164977167

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>Be african american doing xenobiology, turn myself into slime man to immerse myself in the role.
>Get culted fairly late, chastise him for getting me involved.
>Get called to ghetto bar for the summoning and it gets raided.
>Escape but I'm handcuffed, a borg approaches me and I say, "Law 2 leave me alone".
>The borg begins to chuckle louder and louder.
>HEHEHEH.
>Realise I am no longer human, the man-machine is now visibly erect.
>NO.
>HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.

>>164977290
I was the cult leader, I didn't call for help because I was busy hiding my cult items in my survival box in case my body was found

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>>164977414
AHHAHAHA

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>>164977167
most of it is porn that I jack off to when nothing is happening

that gef guy is so cool

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>>164977167

>>164976946
you are invisible when you eat one aren't you? why not just keep taking them

>>164977610
This Gef21 is my waifu in OOC. Who is your waifu in OOC? Is it also Gef21?

The funny part about pupper is that it's considered a joke by /eveg/, when it begun they spammed the general trying to get anyone.

The clan accepts anyone, forces people to train bombers rather than something more interesting and focuses heavily on PvP. They post player feedback publicly and the leaders are a circlejerk of friends from /ss13g/ that don't let people other than their friends rise high in the clan.

Recently they closed the Corp completely and began to cull the players, it's no about 15 people. Mostly the original /ss13g/ players and some autists that stayed.

That is why Avada is allowed to play ss13, if they were banned they'd quit pupper and pupper would lose its only good player whom is also autistic enough to play for tens of hours a week.

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>Be cargo tech
>Cargo bro brings in a comatose HoP to our personal bar
>Sit him up in our bar, treat him like a guest
>Take his PDA and shitpost at the HoS
>Sec radio states that cargo tech fibres were found on HoP when we returned him to his office
>Oh fug
>Take off gloves, hide them under a pile of pizza boxes
>mfw HoS comes in and arrests my cargo bro but leaves me alone because I wasn't wearing gloves
>mfw I got away with everything

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>worked so hard for the cult
>converting people
>get spotted at the last second
>it was all for nothing

>>164977674
>Take painkillers
>Become invisible
????

>tfw you're a low key waifu and you still get attention with minimal negative attention

>>164977898
invincible is what I meant

>>164977918
hi emilia

>>164978061
you'll never guess, give it up.

>>164977918
arithrazine
cryomix

>>164978061
>Emilia
>low-key
Haw waw

>>164975897
Someone needs to shop one of those safety squad /pol/ images. But instead of a smug pepe and a mad anarchist it's a smug engineer and a mad greytider and/or antag.

>woah friend I couldn't help but notice the pressure was a bit low in your ghetto bar
>this isnt safe at all, multiple hazards, no security cameras etc.
>better call security :^)

>>164977723
...and everyone makes fun of them too
http://wiki.whitestagexitbag.org/doku.php/public/memes/shit-avada-says

>>164977918
You'll never be as lowkey as me.

>>164977674
>>164977973
You still have your normal health, you just can't see it

>>164978230
l o w k e y

>>164978517
then what the hell is the point

>>164978587
No pain related disabilities, aka falling over, walking slow, stuck laying down without crit, etc.

>>164978587
you know when you get lasered 3 times and start getting "IT HRTS SO MUXH!!!" messages and go into a fucking coma after 3 minutes

>>164978517
>turbo grey shit
>no fear
>cult
>antag shakes kick in
>drop spaghetti everywhere
>Borg asks me what I'm doing
M-Mom's spaghetti

How does one get good at something you can't control?

>>164954484
>beg for mercy
>while at the same qualifying past misdeeds
this shows insufficient change in attitude
you'll last 6 weeks tops

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how do I fix this?

>>164979113
Redownload BYOND.

>>164979190
I've already done that, it's only like this on this server it seems

>>164979370
>>164979113
it's a problem with directx, you don't have directx 9, you need to download the DirectX End-User Runtime Web Installer, thanks goon lights

>>164978353
>>164978061
Please don't talk about me in the thread

So what is the advanced security camera console actually supposed to look like?

>>164980403
There's a view of the map with green camera icons on it.

Click on the camera icon and your screen will now view that camera's sight.

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>>164979778
>tfw emelia is givin you the SUCC in maint

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MrPain. Killette2.

>>164981000
>>164979778
>She spends half the round in the brig lobby but wont play Sec

>>164981101
Did the exact same thing with Mikecari.
It's the perfect trap. Unbanning them is literally an excuse to re-ban them again and never accept another appeal.

>>164981101
i literally never see mrpain in the game

why is this a contreversy

>>164981119
>wanting emelia to play sec

>>164981119
Sec is thankless work.
t. Secpro

Where is the stats fag?

Is it possible to determine the number of permabans by profession? Or is that too much work?

>>164982165
Cluster is the stats fag, right? Or was that PJB?

>>164981972
mr secpro how should i manage my inventory

>>164982231
>Box of handcuffs
>box of flashbangs
>No tazer
>No stun baton
>security belt full of sec tape.
>3 boxes of donuts

>>164982231
You don't even have that much to manage in sec. Your sec belt handles everything pretty well, and you keep a gun under your armour. Make sure to carry sec tape to create inconveniences for yakkity-saxxers.

>>164982207
That was sood you fucking nelly

>>164982231
don't keep your tazer in your suit storage, its just asking to get slipp'd and have it taken from you

>>164982231
empty all pockets, boxes, bags and replace the empty space with mousetraps
scorched earth, son

>>164982231
Keep a second box in your backpack with tools in it.
Always have at least two cuffs and a flashbang.

>>164982231
Not them. But:

ID into PDA; PDA goes into ID slot.
Security Belt on Belt.
Taser Gun, Flash, Stun Baton, Hailer, Security Tape, Pepper Spray, Handcuff. All inside of Security Belt.
Stuff donuts inside your backpack box.
Crowbar (from O2 Emergency Closet inside Emergency Toolbox for superior Red Crowbar) and Handcuff inside pockets.

Suit Storage is for either Oxygen Tanks or an HK if needed.

>>164982231
Nick Weller here

Pockets: Flash and Hailer
Armour: Taser
Belt: Baton, Taser, 2 flashbangs, rest is cuffs
Box: All tools
Internals Box in bag: Police tape, rest donuts.

>>164982681
>crowbar and handcuff
>pockets

no

Correct pocket inventory is Flash and SPS, flash should always be the go to first for everything since it's the only thing that can't be used against you if it's disarmed off.

>>164982516
>>164982681
>>164982796
>no SPS
all of you deserve everything bad that happens to you

>>164982890
I keep my security belt passively open so that doesn't matter.

But I always, ALWAYS, must have a red crowbar in my pocket no matter what I play.

Red Crowbar is the single handiest item in the game.

>>164982890
WRONG
you put in your belt
>2x cuff, SPS, baton, hailer, flashbang, flash
in your pockets are
>bolas, tape
in your suit storage is
>taser
and in your bag you have
>survival box with full tank set to 16kpa release, full evidence bag box, gas mask, crowbar, helmet
you can replace the taser in the suit slot for a stun revolver in a holster from botany when you get the time
it's also a good idea to nick a set of latex gloves and sterile mask from medical when you get the chance, viruses are no joke

>>164983193
>>164982941
SPS is for your jacket pocket...

>>164983193
>SPS in belt
NO. SPS in box.

>>164983241
>let's put my SPS in a place that's not guaranteed to be stripped
retard

>>164983241
>>164983339
HET
you need to be able to shift click your SPS rapidly so you can check on other officers locations, and having to open something other than your belt (which should ALWAYS be open) will absolutely cause them to die due to your tardiness

>>164983467
>having SPS for anything other than just alerting others you're being stripped / dying

uhhh.... i don't memorize what x y z coordinates locations are on the station so

Is it breaking sec's brotherly bonds to arrest an officer who's being a shitter?

>>164983805
Depends on what they were doing

>>164983805
No. But 9/10 the HOS or Warden perma you or kill you if you arrest a fellow officer.

>>164983805
no longer a brother if they break the law

>>164983892
>HoS and Warden perma/kill for taking down lawbreakers
That's just silly, but also depressing enough to be true.

>>164983805
Sec can't break the law, they are the law. The only shitter here is you faggot.

>>164983656
literally just look at your co-ords in comparison to theirs and you can get a good ~30m square area figured out

>>164941642
>Emilia will never snuggle with you in the brig
>Sutch is lyfe.

>>164986550
Don't post about me in the thread

>>164986550
Next time you see me in a cell I will happily make room on the bed for you <3

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>janitor comes into medbay
>it's the autistic one that wears a biosuit doesn't talk, I remember this guy from the last ten times he did this
>wipes down the busiest part of medbay with his mop
>slipping ensues, I yell at him
>no response
>knock him off his cart, steal his keys, throw them into the storage room, and shove him out
>no response
>he comes back and starts slipping again
>I shove him down and throw his mop into disposals, yell at him and throw him out
>no response, he just silently walks off
>comes back later with his backup mop and starts slipping the floors again
>I'm too busy to deal with his shit (cloning like 8 deads) so I ignore him
>he comes in later fucked up, bleeding to death
>he's running around like I'm gonna kill him so I tell him to stop
>he says nothing and runs past me into a sleeper, where he bleeds out
>clone him, cryo him, the works, I mean I'm a doctor, even if he is a cocksucker
>when he revives he gets his mop and starts slipping the entrance again
>throw up hands in frustration
>oh, the other doctor, who had been silent all round even when I tried to tell him shit, was a traitor the whole time lol
>wordlessly chloral+eswords me to death
>he doesn't talk to anyone else he murders either

would it kill any of you autists to talk once in this multiplayer game

>>164987117
ITS A VALIDS GAME NOT AN RP GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>164941642
>The mommi got in the way of the fire fight
>The otheir gunman was to the right
>The mommi was above the captain
>Lasers go right at the mommi
>it got in the way :^]

>>164987117
Mute fags are the cancer of the server, they should all be valid.

Thank you for saving my boss and keeping me safe slugbro.

You were a true friend in a time of slipp

>>164987117
Were you the doctor dressed up in the green surgeon gear? I was sad to see your decapitated corpse thrown in a locker, you deserved better.

>>164983656
It says where they are in words famalam.

>>164987350
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=5

I can do very little for you without you taking the first step. Admins and players are a team.

>>164987117
that fuckin janitor, every time uses a mop and bucket and doesnt say shit all round what a grade A gimmick

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>>164987490
That was me.

can we put rin into the trash permanently yet

getting banned from /tg/ must have been quite the challenge yet they get waifu'd here

>>164987439
I didn't really safe him, because I fucked up infesting his head. He was stable the moment I got into him.
Thanks for ensuring my survival.

>>164987350
You should've fucked off as soon as you saw projectiles flying near you.

You knew shit was going down and you intentionally got in the way.

>>164987117
>>164987490

If true that you were the green guy, sad to hear. You were the only one alive at the time who gave enough of a fuck to revive me. The only other guy who was worth a damn in medbay was dead at the time.

I was able to store your body in the morgue at least in a semi-proper burial.

>>164987631
>You should have just dodged the lasers I was shooting right at you.

>>164987117
Good time to unzip the chloral injector if you ask me. After the second time he is pretty much asking for it.
Pro medbay tip: Run by sci and ask for a chem pack and fill it will 1000u sleeptoxin. Throw it into an iv and hook it to shitters after you chloral them. Its a good hour or so that they will be out for.

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Dwayne, I'm about to blow up right now.