/nosg/ - Nostalrius General

who cares anymore

how many of you guys are going to be poopsockin it?

all those chinks, do they even actually play the game or are they just here to farm gold and sell it ?

https://forum.elysium-project.org/topic/29241-receiving-mutes-all-the-time/

Pottu admits you can't play with Chinks in BGs, doesn't give a shit.

nth for red china commie shit lag

>>164928649
FUCK

>>164928607
they're the ones who buy it

>finally log on
>dc on intro cut scene
>now stuck on authenticating
why

what is the horde vg guild?

>cant even make my account since I dont receive the email

anyone with a spare account or something? plz send to
[email protected]

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Why are chinese so obsessed with the word Xiao?

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>>164928721

>slave away in Nike sweatshop only to spend their hard-earned "money" on virtual gold on a PRIVATE server

whenever I see "made in china" I feel glad that they are suffering under slave conditions just to make my cheap junk that I will throw away on a whim

fuck (((chinks)))

>tfw emmigrating to Mulgore
I feel dirty

How the fuck does the restart manage to make the server even more laggy than before?

who here /alliance/

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hello

>>164929002
they let china log in without a queue

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>>164929002
china?

>>164928872
>Xiào, “filial piety", or "being good to parents", a virtue in Chinese culture

why don't they just cap it at 9k? A queue is better than this

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HOW?!

Am I the only one getting stuck on authenticating?

Where <The Bully Boys> at?

What an absolute fucking mess of a launch. Serves me right for getting my hopes up. You'd think after all the private server launches over the years would have taught these inept pricks anything but evidently they are still as clueless as ever.

I would expect this kind of thing from Blizzard but come on how hard is it to set a hard pop cap or open 2 concurrent servers given the hype around the nost name and expected population. I have lost all of what little faith i had in the team behind this joke of a release.

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>>164928696
>>164928649
Meanwhile this guy can spam his shit just fine.

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Still no e-mail confirmation after 30+ minutes lads

getting kinda nervous

I used to have the quick quest text addon on Nost but it doesn't seem to work here?

so what's the guild on ally?

>>164929538

You know the option is there by default, right? Go to the options menu nigga

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>authenticating
>finally lets me in
>you have been assigned Nostalrius PvP
>go to Elysium
>disconnected
>not even getting past authenticating now

reminder that there are people IN THIS THREAD who haven't joined Make Azeroth Great Again yet

>>164929002
They're testing the max population limit, raising it each restart to see when it'll crash.

>>164929736
Same here bretheren

>>164929736
same

>I still haven't received the confirmation email

>>164928649
> If you think you can coordinate pugs by spamming the BG chat, I admire your optimism

Is this fuck for real? Is he seriously calling literally the best thing you can do to coordinate a pug BG some sort of unrealistic impossibility?

>>164929538
>people are so new to vanilla they have to have an addon to enable an option that already exists

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>get in instantly
>go for piss break 1 min
>dc
>stuck at authenticating

>>164929736
>>164929795
>>164929815
https://twitter.com/elysium_dev/status/817803287814619137

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Tfw all friends close to 20 and im still razor hill

>>164929934
He is trying to avoid admitting that the reason nothing can be coordinated is because 80% of the team doesn't speak English.

>>164928918
I honestly wouldn't mind being Chinese slave labor if it meant just farming in WoW all day. I mean, I do that anyway.

Let's have a moment of silence for those who are unable to play due to uncontrollable circumstances.

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>>164929538
>quick quest text addon

>>164929947
>tfw cant even play on old

>>164929776

Who to ask for inv? I'm going to bed but I'll join in the morning.

Disconnected from all the lag. Authenticating hell again.

did the server crash or was that just me

>>164929934
Yes. Feel free to start a new thread about it and get it locked in the second post, and get yourself banned from the forums. This is the faggot deciding how you should play the game.

>>164930045
moment of silence for those in game but with 1200 ping so can't play anyway

WHAT LEVEL CAN I TALK IN CHAT

>>164930104
8, turn caps lock off

>making lots of accounts on different emails
>sttil no e-mail confirmation after hours

fuck this shit

>grinding some mobs
>xiao named player starts spamming group inv
>tell him to fuck off
>get dced 1 min later
>now stuck in authenticating hell

>pay Xiao $1/hr to powerlevel me on the fresh server while I PvP on the old server(with high warlord gear which I also paid Xiao to farm for)

Is there anything the chinks CANT do? I love that little guy

>>164930045
>all those poor unfortunate souls actually attending their parents funeral instead of spam logging into a russian chinese gold farming simulator

And just when the queues are getting short too..

It keeps disconnecting me after authentication.
Is the server down or is it a problem on my end?

>>164930208
lol this i am already level 18
hopefully he doesnt get me banned. i doubt he will though
best part is he skips the queues

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to everyone in fargodeep mine right now :
FUCK YOU I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING TO KILL
fuck you so much
reeeee

>restart server
>20k+ people try to log on at the same time
>log in server dies
Good work dickheads

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>>164930093
No thanks. No crazy GMs or fucked up chink farming hordes for me. If anything has been learned from this launch, is that easily 8k+ people will beat on Crestfall's door when they launch. I'll wait.

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>>164930208

literally kill yourself please

>>164929984
>>164929934
>>164928649
Screenshot and post on reddit as a prime example of a retard not understanding the game being in charge of it.

>>164930067
literally anyone can invite

>>164928649
cant even read it since the website is down lmao

>>164930358
Oh? Did I strike a chord with little NEETY? It's not my fault I don't have time to play, being a functional adult and all.

Maybe you should try getting a job, maybe your parents will stop yelling at you then and you'll be able to enjoy WoW in peace(living alone is GOAT btw)

>>164930342
I'd play but I don't want to relevel and regrind everything all over again, I'm done with the game soon anyway.

Oh boy back to authenticating

>>164929934
He doesn't even play the game.
He alternates between monitoring all chat for trigger words so he can smug at them with his GM powers and trying to be a smartass on the forums, twenty four hours a day.

>can't even log in to the old realm now

Wow way to ruin everything freshfags thank you

>>164928649
Absolutely fucking clueless.

>>164928649
someone screenshot this please will add to compilation image with >>164929512

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>>164930525
My plan was to play on Hellground with the fresh launch coming in 2 weeks or less and then eyeball Crestfall when it eventually launches. If Hellground turns out to be good I'll stay. If not, I jump ship.

Pottu & Russian Co. are completely fucked in the head. They KNEW what they would get if they didn't block VPN's & Proxies.

>Quinxiao stands next to me trying to get the mobspawn I was camping
>tag the mob before him 7 times before he finally gives up
lmao I'm already enjoying the new server

>>164928649
>gets called out on not knowing jack shit about the game
>Frankly, I am not here to argue with you. If you think you can coordinate pugs by spamming the BG chat, I admire your optimism. In any case, I offered you a temporary solution to use.
>LOCKED
WEEEEW

>>164928649
Wait, is the website working for everyone?

It's been inaccessible for me all day

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>>164930505

make that money wagie

>lvl 10
>5 bag drops already
have the slavs been tinkering with drop rates?

>>164930282
Pls respond. I just woke up and don't know what's going on.
Is the server down?

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>hate chinese players
>name my character Xiaokiller
>log in
>invited to groups by Xiaos literally every minute
>Whispers with chinese characters every minute
>keep getting guild invites to shit like <WE SELL GOOD FAST>
>realize they think I'm one of them
>now regretting my naming choice

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Reminder that all of you are violating the law and that streamers streaming the game will get your nostalgiafag server shut down quicker.

Remember that it is your duty as a member of Trump's America to report these streams to the proper authorities. #MAGA!

You did vote for Trump, right?

>>164930867
was gonna take a similar name, thanks for saving me the trouble

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Kharanos confirmed for new Goldshire.

Alright I got kicked out from a lagspike, at least I managed to get to level 5 and save some names.

See ya all faggots tomorrow.

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>>164930370
I'm too lazy to edit, so raw screenshots of the post thread Inc before it's deleted.

>>164930943
come on lad

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>>164930370
image 2 of the 3 images.

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ufufu~ I'm finally in!

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>>164930370
last image

WHY DOES IT KEEPS CRASHING AT LOGIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are the login servers down?

>>164930669

I used to play on Hellground and it was good. The only problem was that it was mostly Polish players, which is why it was called Poleground, but that shouldn't be an issue if you're playing with friends or people for /vg/.

Crestfall straight up said they're banning VPNs so I'm going to check that out too.

This chink infested shithole won't last long anyway.

>STILL NO FUCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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hello darkness my old friend

What the fuck, it's been 12 hours since last time I tried to login and it's the same "Authenticating" bullshit as before

>>164931491
>>164931393
>Let in all the chinese
>Turn off log in servers
I think we all know who the owners want to serve here

If you're getting stuck on authenticating just cancel each time it takes longer than 3/4 seconds and continue to log in. You'll be in within a minute.

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Ho
Lee
FUCK

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>>164931876
>those waiting in line

>>164931876

Reminder that morons who defend this because it's "Blizzlike" have never actually play retail vanilla.

>>164931796
If you do that, you just get "You have been disconnected from the server."

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>>164931876
>mfw i literally got all 3 of felix's things on first spawn

no one can match my lightning clicks

>>164931876
>The reward is the same as if you had just killed about 7 mobs

Jesus.

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>>164932113

>>164932113
7 mobs that are all indivdually camped by 3 people as well, fuck this is awful

>>164931876
Blizzlike

>>164931876
Reminder that this is why you'll be ahead of most people, they only follow whatever the quests point them towards and can't fathom grinding. The "pack" has yet to leave the starting zones.

Are locks fun?

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GIVE THEM BACK

>>164932246

i wont be ahead of these autistic shits because I cant even log in

thank you xiao

HOW THE FUCK TO LOGIN FUCKING GOPNIKS RUNNING THIS SERVER

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>obvious, visible lag occurs that everyone feels and acknowledges
>9 trillion faggots all chime into chat with "LAAGGGGGG"

>>164932246
Youre not ahead of shit, every single mob is camped by a ton of people

>>164932157
Isn't the respawn time way faster on fresh ?
But that still a major case of collective autism anyways

>>164932320
Yesterday on nelf starting zone the boars and cats were spawning like 5-10secs after dying

>tfw nearly impossible to level since i am a SEAmonkey with 500ms
Fuck dudes i just want to tag some mobs

>comfy in the barrens at level 12
>/nosg/cucks haven't even left the starting zone(some haven't even LOGGED IN yet)

fucking kek, it's gonna be an easy way to 60 for me, now that I can follow joanna's guide without disturbance I probably won't even see another player on the way to 60

>Camping spawns
>Trying to tag mobs before someone else
>Get the first attack but miss
J U S T
U
S
T

Constant "Disconnected from server". Absolute cancer.

Do I really have to be a dwarf in order to get into raids as a priest? I'm feeling kind of worried about it since I hate playing as one.

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>finish the queue to get into the game
>do ammo for rumbleshot
>get put into another queue
>tfw in queue to be put in queue

>>164932473
You have to be chinese to get into the game, so fuck all matters which race/class you are

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say what you like about the state of retail, but they make good looking character models now

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>fresh server is gonna be epic guys

>>164932473
You dont have too, but if you do you will instantly get a raid spot because of fear ward.

>>164932318
mobs are respawning every 3 seconds unlike the lazy peasants

>Karu and his wife will never invite you to a threesome

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>oldfags unironically thought leveling on fresh would be hard

>>164932534

>Thecucklord

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>mfw in que
finally

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>>164932534
>Underwater Squad
Why did I laff

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>you will never play on a server that isn't in the 3rd world (Russia may as well be 3rd world) or won't be taken down within 12 months

oh god what server do I pick there's 3 of them

WHAT IS THE GUILD ON ALLY PLEASE RESPOND

>>164932649
I dont even want to get on elysium I just want to get back on my on nost pvp

>>164932723
Elysium

>>164932731
Mandate of Heaven

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Stuck on authenticating while logging to pve...Eventually just DC.

YOU FRESH FUCKS.

>>164931106
>>164931253
>>164931376
Why the fuck does that moron always lock the thread after posting? Was it like that on Nost too?

>>164932764
i've trying to transfer my chars for 2 weeks now, but the token shit isn't working. so im stuck on new pvp.

Jeez was the original nos server this bad when it first launched? Were there hordes of people clamoring for a spot?

pls send me an inv to the horde guild

Boneman

>there are literally "people" sitting in a queue right now, waiting to level on a stock mangos russian server
>these same people will level to 60 and join a guild named Salty Dogs
>Once they hit 60, they will proceed to raid Molten Core for a full year
>They will never once kill Ragnaros at any point in that year of raiding Molten Core
What the FUCK are they thinking?

>>164932789
>PvE cuck complaining about anything else than his server choice

dead game

>>164932869
you can stop shilling for the old server now friend, its over.

how the FUCK are you leveling so quicly

>>164932832
nost had like 8k at most.

Please send horde guild invite

Kirchhoff

>still authenticating
These devs are fucking useless

>>164932976
Shut the fuck up. Don't you ever trash a legendary server like Nost. 100k players online and over 750k accounts created. Elysium can never compare to the legacy of Nost.

>try to login like civilized human, like the russians told us, once every 30s or so
>no luck in like 2 hours

>brute force by logging every second like a fucking savage
>I'm in

fuck off

>>164932960
game has been out for 14 years, at least one or two people have mapped an optimized leveling route with server density factored in

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Don't queue for battlegrounds if you're nine levels lower than the maximum for that bracket please!

>tfw woke up at 8 am yesterday to play
>2 am
>only got to make my character and get dc;d
cya tomorrow guys

>disconnected
>authenticating
h-help

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>played all day
>halfway through 14 and about to enjoy a good night's sleep
Status report /nosg/

>gonna write a python script to automate logging on

wish me luck

anyone else run into the bug where the dwarf hunter pet quest sends you to the night elf area?

wtf do i do now lads? tried abandoning it and relogging

>>164933213
just rape the shit until you're in. dont wait too long at authetincating 3sec max

>8 hours
>still not activation email


this isn't kawaii guys

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>>164933157

>lvl 10's in WSG

>>164930041
At least you got the benefits of the western civilization while doing that. Unless you live in murica.

>>164933157
make me

>>164933294
15 hours here

>Neeru Fireblade is bugged

Wow I sure am glad I don't have three fucking quests to turn into this green nigger

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oh god the senjin village area tribal music is so good

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>"DURRR THE FRESH SERVER WON'T LAG"
>"HURRRR THEY TESTED IT LIKE CRAZY!"
>"DURRRR IT WON'T CRASH!"

Last fucking time I listen to you, jerks.

>>164933157
I am going to be useless and there is literally nothing you can do about it.

>>164933157

doesn't matter how many times you say it, people will always do it. especially on a fresh server. shit, on nostalrius pvp you'd still find lvl 10's doing 10-19 wsg and lvl 20's doing 20-29 wsg. if they'll do it there, they'll definitely do it on a fresh server

>>164932832
Every new private server with hype surrounding it is like this.

It's usually playable by the second day but because this is Nos 2.0 you might have to wait a bit longer.

I saw reports of people getting banned after their game crashed and apparently dindu nuffin.

Anyone experienced this? Or is it just nonsense to keep people from logging in?

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>Want to play as alliance since I don't like playing as filthy minorities
>All my friends want to go Horde

>>164933294
>>164933360
hotmail is filtering them
use gmail or 10minutemail

>server working fine
>devs restart server for unnecessary patch

>server has two full server's worth of people in queue
>admins don't open another server

>continual 12k queue
>dc before reaching sub-4k queue position

>reach character select screen after 6 hours in the queue
>disconnect before character is finalized

>admins post about astonishing number of accounts created
>don't factor in astonishing number of accounts into their launch by launching two servers simultaneously

this is the worst launch of anything that I've ever witnessed, and I was there in person for the space shuttle challenger

There's 2 horde guilds now?
Invite Pomme to either of them please.

>>164933473
I made an account using aol 8 hours ago
and another account with gmail 5 hours ago

No activation email for either one.
I've even used the resend email option

>>164933473
I already tried on 2 gmail accounts, hotmail, mail.com, yahoo and even 10 minute mail

>>164933470
>wanting to play as the shit faction for shit players.
Your friends have better tastes than you, listen to them

How do i play this game? I keep getting disconnected at the log in screen. Sad!

>>164933394

i heard literally nobody saying these things, even redditfags knew it was going to be a shitshow

>cant even play old
Fuck sake

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>hordecucks do not have a /comfy/ discord music bot

>>164933451
pls respond

>>164933394
smooth 45ms for me

i literally can't even fucking get into queue
what the fucking fuck

>>164933697
Ally guild is always 2 steps ahead

>>164933736
They should just shut the server down until offpeak.
No one can log in because everyone is trying at once.

>>164933102
tragedy of the commons motherfucker

>>164932513
i just cut in front and looted it first try.

>>164933898

you would fit in nicely with the chinese players in that regard

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>stuck for an hour trying to log in
>this pops up
wew

>Edgemasters Handguards have already dropped
>Guy in GRIZZLY got them

They must be hacking right?

>>164933932
or you could avoid cancer quests like that entirely

>>164933617

The Horde is great, the "new Horde" aka the undead edgelords are straight garbage and I like killing them a lot more than I like playing with them.

Rolling undead anything is as bad as rolling a female ally ERPer, maybe even worse because you have the audacity to believe that you're better than they are.

>>164933951
lol are you retarted

>>164933960
They would never

>>164933874
it is offpeak

>>164933951
That's retail

>>164933960
no hacks, just ancient confusian magic, loawai

>>164932513
>tfw cut into the front and got it instantly while running somewhere for my hunter quest
No one even said anything. What pussies

>need book for warlock imp quest
>like 50 cucks camping the spot
>sit right where it spawns so they can't click it
>use macro to loot it

gg easy

What are essential addons ? Really really fucking essential and simple, because I downloaded RisenUI which is like 15 addons combined and it's fucking cancer I can't play like this, I've no idea what the fucking addons do and why is everything so disgusting
Good addons that I know : Cartographer, questie, atlas, onebag or similar to that

>>164933470
>doesn't like playing as filthy minorities
>wants to roll on the faction with all the Chinese players

ok there anonster

>>164933951
i have been trying on and off since launch
your problems are nothing

Are there some kickass crossbows? Apparently there aren't very many good guns in vanilla.

>>164933989

well duh, you wouldn't catch me doing a shitty quest like that. i wasn't even at that starter zone. but we all know how mainland chinese people tend to have problems forming orderly lines without people cutting

>>164934054
you didn't get the memo? most chinks are on horde this time.

>afk at one spot
>every 15sec a mob spawns
has leveling ever been so easy

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>>164934021

Is there a way to sign in so I dont go directly to Elysium pvp?

>try brute force logging in
>Success!
>disconnected
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

>>164934107
What do you mean kickass?

As in cool looking?

Why is the login server still down? Are the devs sleeping or what?

>>164934209

there's a spot near the night elf starter zone where 2 rabbits spawn like every 10 seconds. i spent 10 minutes leveling my skinning from 0 to 75 and getting some easy leather. shit was cash.

>>164934285
I think there was a file that you could edit to change the server you previously logged in to

why are there a ton of xiao names?

>>164934302

All of the above. Cool and has awesome stats.

why cant i use /1????
i'm level 7

hello

>>164934402
In this patch you'll have to grind LBRS for the prebis xbow

>>164934372
for le epic ironic purposes. do you even meta, brah?

>>164934470

need to be level 8

>>164934470
You can only talk with Chinese client

/who cultbaus

>>164934372
Common surname in China

and there's a billion chinks and a lot of them are gold farmers on this server so there you go

>Stuck at Authenticating

FeelsBadMan

So what's the deal with the other servers? Are they stuck where they are content wise? Is fresh the only one that will be getting new raids?

>>164934646
After I get past authenticating I just get insta disconnected. Is the server down?

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>Be 60 on Nos PVP
>Play strictly ret paladin
>Doing BGs
>Getting rage whispers all night
>People extremely offended I'm ret
>Getting told to commit suicide
>Even getting death threats from some people

Why are people so mad that I'm a ret paladin? People act like I've just killed their family or some shit


How mad will it make people if I make a feral druid? :^)

>>164934039
share the macro then

>>164934692
At least this morning I was able to get into the 12000 strong queue. Now nothing.

>>164934698
Do you perform well as ret tho?

>>164934692
same thing happening to me for the past 30 mins

>>164934692
Login servers have been down for 4 hours and devs are either sleeping or drinking vodka.

fuck this gay server spawn rates in higher level zones is way too low

>finally get into game
>make character
>instantly remember how shit wow is
>uninstall
Well that was fun

Just played on the wrong server for an hour. Please kill me

gave up trying to log in during the day

just got back from a night out on the town, and the servers are still shit at this hour. pathetic.

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>>164934698
Feral can help stealth cap, if you are a ret paladin, even if you are good its just a detriment to the team because Healers and CC are what makes for easy wins. Especially since paladin heals are noice.

But go my son, let the derriere destruction continue.

>>164934841
>gave up during the day
>evening
>get in
>make character
>dc during cutscene
>cant get past authentication
At least let me play on nost for fuck sake

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>>164934402
There's only a couple crossbows in all of the raids in Vanilla.
None of them have any particularly amazing stats to them either.

>>164934787
great post

>>164934841
5pm china time :^)

>>164934937
>tfw australian
kill me

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>>164934698
>How mad will it make people if I make a feral druid

Extremely, I leveled up as feral and stayed with it all the way to 60, when I was 60 I joined a group for BRD as feral DPS, one of the guys in the group went fucking crazy and refused to go unless I was replaced, we ended up kicking him

It was funny how upset he got over me playing a class he didn't like.

>>164934891

i feel ya. the loest iv been is 5000 in queue. i always got kicked around that mark

>>164935004
was it a rogue?

rogues literally sperg out at anyway that will try to take their loot.

>>164929512
>>164930618
>>164931253
>>164931376
Can someone stitch this please and make it into a reddit-postable image that retards will understand.

>>164935004
Feral does like half of a shitty geared warrior's damage.

I don't really care if you play one but I couldn't bring myself to do that.

>>164934698
Paladins have a lot of useful buffs and great heals for PvP, by going ret you are kind of gimping your team, even if you have amazing gear your damage relies on RnG from SoC.

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>mfw lag backstab actually works

leveling would be a breeze now especially with the increased spawn rate

>>164932157
FRESH LMAO

Is the login server down or something?

>>164935297
Nah, blizz just hit them with CND, and the devs are shutting it down.

>>164935297
They better be
No excuse for this shit

Are Shamans fun? Do they have endgame PvE options besides healing? How's their PvP? What is their deal?

>>164933898
>>164934027
Reminder that line-cutters are subhumans and should be expunged with the rest of the mudslime spic chink niggers.

Also, ayy FRESH lmao

I'M IN. I'M FINALLY IN.

AFTER 14 HOURS OF LOG ON ATTEMPTS I HAVE RISEN.

There was no queue or anything after I got passed authenticating.

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>Marla's last wish

>>164935547
Enjoy the incoming DC

>>164935547

It must have been a fluke when I got in because I got kicked before I had even finished making a character.

>>164935547
you lucky motherfucker

>tfw already mailed over 100 thug shirts to my bank alt

these are gonna be worth a fortune in 10 years

>>164935437
Elemental is great for pvp once your deep into it. Crits are very common. Enhance is very rng based but when the starts align you will rape face.

>just sitting here killing the same level 6 undead over and over
>leveling faster than questcucks

LUL

>handshaking
>success!
>disconnected
No point in trying anymore, I'm out

>>164934698
Just play what you want, raiding is different but when it comes to leveling up and doing non raid content at 60 you can be any spec and any class.

is there any working methods to make pick pocketing not hellish experience?

Whats with all the authenticating and then disconnected from server? Is it down?

>>164935297
nah. if you actually get in the queue is like 50 ppl or something.

>>164935696
it's up

the trick is to cancel Authenticating if it doesnt move for like 5 secs and keep trying

>both old servers will soon die because of the new server
>new server has a 12k pop cap and chinese goldspammers, despite elysium saying they'd do something about them
hmmmmm, hellground it is then

>>164935437
Full BiS with consumable buffs and stacks of potions an elemental shaman is viable for raiding.

For about 3 minutes.

>>164935814
This sounds like a natural DDoS.

import pyautogui
import time

time.sleep(5)
while True:
pyautogui.typewrite('YOURPASSWORD\n', 0.05);
time.sleep(5)
pyautogui.click(782, 450);

>>164935814
really?

>>164935443
I wasn't waiting with them, I was literally running past, saw it, clicked it, and looted it all in front of the line.

just raise respawn rates please

>>164935816
if hellground was actually progressive maybe then yes.but I doubt the polecucks will make it so.

>>164935816
>old servers dying
I doubt that.

>>164935920
virus

>>164935945

It is going to be progressive.

>boss let me go home yesterday 1 hour early
>called me 10 minutes ago and said i dont have to come to work today

A-am i going to get fired

>>164935224
what's the meme build for leveling with backstab

>>164935816
>poleground

>Server is <250 players when the pollacks go to bed

why do this to yourself

>>164936043
Did you fuck up recently

https://forum.elysium-project.org/topic/28447-disable-vpn-connections-to-server/?page=6

Great post by Erjh8765 here. In before lock.

>>164936043
Possibly

Or he's just cutting hours since fourth quarter is over.

>>164936043
Probably.
Either you fucked up and fired is incoming, or business is shit and laid off is incoming.

>>164936043
what do you do?
also >>164936105

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>>164934698
I got screamed at for playing shadow priest at 55, guy told me he would kill me if he ever saw me in real life, told me to stop being a pussy and level as holy

People on this server has some really bad issues when it comes to people playing what they want

Why does it bother you guys so much?

>>164935443

How big of a cuck do you have to be to sit and wait in line lmao

its so good when burgers are asleep, fucking cancerous scum

Dwarf Ret Paladin or Undead Shadow Priest

Mostly for PvP shenanigans

>>164936184
Autism &/or made-up drama since they're bored out of their skull.

>>164936237

SP is one of the top PvP classes. Ret is a meme spec.

>>164936231

bad news for you m8, plenty of us are awake. i'm awake at 4 am EST. it's only 1 am PST.

>>164934048
bump

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>>164936043
Or you may be a retail shitter and they are cutting hours due to the snow?

>>164936184
It's the newer generation of MMO gamers with dps meter addons and "one way to play" mentality

>>164936105
>>164936175
Not that im aware of, i work at mcdonalds and i started there like a month ago. The only thing i can think of is they might notice missing coupons from my register but everyone does that

>>164936184
>"bro come heal this instance 3 levels above you as an ENH shaman with zero spec into resto you got it tank is pro"
"ok?"
>"yo healer wtf are you doing man whats with this healer wooooow i can't pull 15 mobs using charge into a room and live wooooow"

it's almost always going to be really bad tanks or really arrogant hunters that think theyre hot shit because they solod some group quests

>>164936392
maybe your manager is just shitty and overscheduled you and is way overbudget on his hours

>>164936392

Lel

That means it's slow and you're not needed. You're not going to get laid off from a job like that and if you fucked up badly enough to get fired you would know exactly what you did.

>>164936392

Former McD manager here, you're probably fine. So many people flux through those places that sometimes they just need to cut a few hours off someone to make up for someone elses overtime.

>>164936043

people are being rather alarmist (telling you you're gonna get fired, gonna get your hours cut, etc.)

it might not necessarily be anything that serious. could be that another employee really wanted some extra hours this week for whatever reason. don't freak out yet.

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bruh what is my fucking life
this shit sucks fucking ass

the website is offline again

>>164936545
This nigga look like the grinch

Can I get an invite to the Alliance guild? Character name is turboneet

i cant do this gnome starting quest where you need to loot three items.. felix's stuff :( too many people here. what do i do :/

>>164936591
keep trying, you'll get it eventually

>>164936591
kill 7 mobs

congratulations you just got the same xp as turning in that quest.

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>disconnected
>authenticating
>disconnected

>>164936634
i dont even know exactly where they spawn, i just see people cmpaed around it. i left and heading to kharanos now b/c that's such an xp waste. only lvl 4 though :(

>>164936681
If you want to do quests, stop playing fresh you dumb fuck.
Otherwise grind like >>164936660 said.

i cant login
help

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>>164936545
I think I have finally accepted that WoW is over. Thanks Blizz.

Reminder that we tried to warn you about fresh.
But you didn't listen.

>>164936725
stop[ being mean please

>>164936660
yeah i guess i'll do that. just don't know if this is a chain. lvl 4 at kharanos sounds bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drp8ZYzPldQ

24/hr stream if anyone can't get in and wants to watch someone else play.

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>>164936443
>>164936449
>>164936463
>>164936525
Thanks, i feel a bit better about it now, its probably nothing. Guess its time to get comfy, eat cereal and play warcraft all day

>>164936545
that wallpaper in the back is fucking awful it looks like someones hair is strung all over the wall.

idk any of these quests in the gnome area.. ill just go to stormwind i guess :$ im such a noob >_>

>>164936813
>fresh-cucks literally watching other people play their server
LOL

@164936871
2/10
cut the emojis next time

>>164936545

>Kentucky

That man is a result of Cousin fucking

herb/skinng or herb/mining for making money while leveling?

>>164936813
It's like I'm actually playing.

pls inv aleksi to the horde guild

>>164936974
herb mining

>>164936974
On old, Herb/Mining.
On Fresh, forget it. Skinning is literally vendor trash and the other two are impossible to level up.

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>>164936813
>MFW fresh fags are forced to watch other people play while I'm leveling on my comfy non broken server

So you faggots would rather WATCH people play the new server than play on the old ones?

>>164934787
>finally get into game
>make character
>spend 5 minutes to get the first kill
>uninstall

seriously how do people endure this
do you value your life so fucking low that you have nothing better to do than stare into a computer and DO NOTHING but click at the same spot for 5 minutes and repeat this 10000000000 times while leveling

>>164937119
yes

>>164937178
Where do you think you are?

>>164937119
I can't even get onto old you dipshit

>>164937118
so skinning then. and Enchanting or tailor

>>164937178
B-B-B-BUT A-A-AT LEAST IT'S NOT RETAIL!!


A-A-AM I RIGHT GUYZ?!?!111

>tfw 150 word essay due in 1 month

and here i am wasting my time on vanilla wow

>>164937216
Enchanting is a money-sink, as is tailoring.

>>164937270
k so your just going with skinning then right?

>>164937178
honestly gnome/dwarf area was ez pz at least.

>>164937178

Yup, I'm going to resub and play Legion instead.

At least I can log into the server then.

is there like a questhelper addon
wtf

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>Do a raid with guild
>"We're gonna do loot council this raid guys"
>pass up several epics to higher up members
>Do another raid with same guild
>"We're just gonna roll for stuff today guys"
>lose rolls and epic gear to scrubs and alts
I'm on the verge of quitting this guild tbqh. I've literally gotten more gear from pugs than from raiding with my own damn guild.

>>164937119
>implying anyone can get onto any server right now

>>164937404
They just use people like you. Quit it.

Is the server down? Just woke the fuck up

>>164937405
They must be able to seeing how there are people streaming and playing right now on Twitch.

>>164937405
>implying anyone can get onto any server right now
If you can't get into nost pvp or pve you might just be retarded. I've been able to easily enough in spite of insanely high ping.