>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
https://i.imgur.com/9s0lcBb.jpg
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
https://i.imgur.com/1p5TP1w.jpg
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
Idf qt edition
>tfw have to pay for my college classes now
JUST
inb4 404
im sad because i lost a bet
s1mple NaVi ez 2017
>the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Holy shit he was right
>>164904540
SHEEVER?!
>first game lose to smurf who 30 bombs with only 1 deags
>2nd game enemy team kills each other and surrenders in 4 rounds
>rank up
ez game
shroud charges $20 for a sig, hol lee sheet
>>164907796
did you ask him for one or what
>>164908042
nah he has it under his tip link and is talkin bout it. people actually doing it lmao
>>164908087
damn what a jew
how to tryhard
open program files (x86) - steam - steamapps - common - csgo - cfg
make new cfg named tryhard.cfg
copy pasta -
viewmodel_fov "68.000000";
viewmodel_offset_x "-2";
viewmodel_offset_y "-2";
viewmodel_offset_z "-2";
save it
open csgo
open console
exec tryhard
win
>theres a dancing dog streaming cs
wtf
>>164909492
this makes mustard gas
>>164906627
Tell me about Moe. Real skill or just eye candy?
>3 mm games
>1 game with a cheater in my team
>2 games with cheaters in enemy teams
holy shit
should I finally fall for esea meme?
>>164912434
rank?
>>164912716
ummmmmm
>get 5 headshot kills with UMP at medium range
I'm gonna get Overwatch'd, huh?
>>164913297
>[PAID BOTNET]
It's been in the OP for two years
>>164913297
yo where can I find the db dump?
I'm curious about what passwords the pros have
part of faceit ban list huh, so they force new anticheat
anyone familiar?
>1.5 million hacked from esea
holy shit thank god I don't use this garbo
>he fell for the third party matchmaking meme
>he fell for the 5v5 minigame meme
>Valve has resorted to hacking ESEA
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spgt4i
Confirmed
>all the smug faggots who paid extra for matchmaking BTFO again
lmfao
>>164913297
>redditors among us actually and unironically pay for this service
>it's literally just a slightly better match maker
>despite bitcoin mining
>despite being a botnet
>despite kernel access
You need to go back, but first just know that I am laughing at you.
Why won't valve buy esea and make it unhackable
>he PAID MONEY for esea
PAID BOTNET
PAID
FUCKING
HENTAI
Valve is behind this
In a few weeks they will announce that they have taken over ESEA at a bargain
>>164919429
why would valve give a fuck about ESEA
>casual
>top fragger on enemy team uses nothing but deagle
>headshots every shot, never whiffs his shot
>check profile
>50 hours played
hmm
>>164920256
get owned gay nerd lmao
>>164920365
this desu senpai
You ever seen that movie, "white men can't jump"
>>164920256
wow someone's smurfing on casual what a surprise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L08fJmbHcPo
what the fuck are these stupid callouts like window and closet?
just use the fucking in game callouts for fucks sake
>>164922694
why don't you stop being a pussy and tell them instead of posting here
>>164922748
>them
I only play casual deathmatch
>that moment when you don't know whether to sneeze or not and you're waiting for the sneeze but it's not coming
I've never done a comp game before. When I queue up for it what rank players am I going to be matched up with?
Can I just start at Silver and never have to move up and play against actually good people?
>>164923916
You'll start at gold nova 1 or somewhere near there.
If you lose then you'll go down to silver 4 if you win you'll go up to mg2
>>164924424
How many games do I have to play until I get a rank?
>>164925298
you have to win 10 games, and ignore what that retard said. you start out at s1-s3 and when you're unranked you play against silvers and maybe a gn1. if you're good enough, you get gold nova immediately, but you'll probably get a silver rank.
Anyone had this problem of the mouse going to the second monitor in cs:go and resolved it yet?
Game settings are in fullscreen; I verified integrity like three times and reinstalled twice.
Am i the only one that thinks skins are fucking ugly and can't fathom how people pay lots of money for them?
what the fuck
>make a stupid quip in casual
>everyone laughs
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spgted
>>164929823
not reading all that
>he still plays csgo
>playing an online game where you can cheat just by googling the name + hacks adn downloading the first result
you can blame being on the spectrum
>>164930602
hacking is for plebs and children
they all get banned like the retards they are
>>164931000
LOL
>start up CSGO
>"One or more players that you recently reported were convicted and permanently banned from official CS:GO servers. Thank you for helping the CS:GO community"
>>164931000
neck yourself my man
>>164931000
I've been cheating for 10+ years and have been banned only once
>>164913450
You kids don't know what a botnet is
>>164931053
he's right though, i get the "a player you reported has been banned' message all the time.
these guys don't last for very long.
>>164933106
Net = internet. Botnet = internet with bots duh.
>>164931053
>>164931306
>>164931416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akkkJTXn3AU
fags
>>164931305
>start up CSGO
>One or more members of your recent competitive parties were convicted of cheating and permanently banned from official CS:GO servers.
i hope cheaters die in hell
>>164934321
fuck off blud
>check every corner except ONE
>get knifed
uhhhh gogurts??????/
So I got matched in esea rank s with this skin and fell in love, where can I buy one like it?
>Actually working through my anime backlog
Feels great desu. Gonna miss this when pro games come back.
p2000 or usp-s?
I have 2 accounts I play on. What started as a smurf account just turned into a 2nd one which is the same rank as the other. Not used to cheat or anything like that.
I went Prime on my first one and on the second one I clicked the opt in and received the message you see in the pic. Because non-prime MM is pretty horrible I thought I'd use my sister's phone no. on the second one. But after I switched it on the Steam and click the Prime beta opt in I still get the same message like in the pic.
Is there a way to clear my CS GO file cache except actually deleting and installing the game again? Or will that not help? Any help is appreciated.
Member that Chinese guy who got stabbed in the head for cheating at LAN? I member
We need more hero's of justice like that brave stabber
>>164946617
Nvm, it's working now. I guess it takes a while for the phone no. to update to CS GO servers.
I want NaVi to win the major.
>>164904328
Is warowl /ourguy/?
>>164950608
of course
reddit bullied him which makes him automatically our guy
Major when? Tired of seeing this trash thread on page 10.
So do these undetectable AWP pickers actually work? It's the only explanation I have for casual being flooded exclusively with AWP pros achieving the most ridiculous shots. Considering getting a second account just to try it out but I'm quitting anyway because just the possibility of being up against a cheater invalidates all legit games (CS:GO no doubt has a cheater problem) and living in Europe makes playing this even more depressing when you exclusively get paired up with Russians/roaches or other not English speaking scum.
https://a.uguu.se/jlxHCz4xFRNY.webm
>>164959512
Hey man I've smurfed with an awp and went 48 kills easily. low ranks are easy as hell to awp and awp cheaters are pretty easy to overwatch
>>164959512
The worst is when you get paired with britroaches, and when they're a premade.
>>164959517
noice
>>164957695
ELeague major is end of January
>>164959517
>black crosshair
Please no..
please share your opinions on counter-strike source
>>164965045
shit 1.6 spin-off
>>164965045
Garbage game with a garbage fanbase.
>>164965045
Base game is pretty bad compared to 1.6 but I still played like a thousand hours of surf and minigames in Source because it was too much fun. Best modding scene.
>>164965390
>best modding scene
>ruined HnS
>ruined kz
>ruined wc3 mod
You should literally die.
>literal panzy and adren raping an actual real pro player like Mike
CS has been ruined for a while.
is hades ourguy now
>>164968647
What happened with that guy? I heard some random kid ingame talking about him LAN dodging or something.
steel is a retard
you would think after a billion games he would learn to take a loss
>>164968647
>manlet
>scared of challenging himself in a video game
>vapes
maybe he's your guy, smurf
>>164969241
You would think after a billion games he would learn to not be a shitter, and actually win games.
>>164969514
manlets are better at videogames. short hands = less distance between brain and hand
>>164968647
>claims to be 5'10
>"at next LAN bring a measuring tape and we'll measure"
>dodges next LAN
>still paused
>muh momentum breaker
fucking austards
>>164970289
How can he dodge a lan if he's not even pro and not even invited to one?
r8
Turks are honestly the WORST fucking group of people to play this game
>people
woopsy, I meant FUCKING ROACHES
>>164970601
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/World_Electronic_Sports_Games/2016
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spgted
>>164970753
anyone in europe that isn't finland or UK is cancer to play with
>you can watch replay after the match
>you can only report during a game
I dont even know anymore. Is everyone on this planet retarded? How much sense does this make?
>>164970712
wow that's cool anon. hm was it
Predator is the most underrated AK skin.
>tfw no CSGO sugar mommy gf
>>164970802
In game so can't read the tweet, but in the liquid wiki says he couldn't get a visa. Not his fault?
>1x LE
>2x DMG
>2x MGE2
vs
>1x MGE 2
>1x SM
>1x S2
>1x S1
>1x unranked
How is this even remotely possible
>>164974825
The unranked guy
>>164974138
he kept lying to his team saying that he applied for a visa when in reality he didn't because
a. he's a manlet and doesn't want it revealed at LAN
b. he didn't want to drive 2 hours to the consulate to get a visa
he could have just told them that he didn't want to go but instead he kept stringing them along so in the end they were forced to use their coach because it was too late for a suitable replacement to get a visa in time (apparently they had some good people on standby that would have volunteered)
>>164972013
is this some sort of meta joke
>>164975705
Do people really lie about their height like that?
>>164904328
Guys, I'm at 55 comp wins and still in silver... I top frag almost every match but its just not enough to carry a whole team.. Seems like I'm stuck in a lower mm tier and can't get out. Why is matchmaking so bad? Is it just your win rate alone?
>>164976372
git gud
>>164972013
I've played with somebody from the UK.
He was constantly talking, and "bantering", trying to sound like he's a good player. Spent whole game at spawn tossing his gun with another guy in our team, who probably thought he seemed alpha because of how he talked in the mic.
The round before the last, I told him he was a pathetic nerd, and that nobody thought he was some "alpha good player", since he couldn't even get a 1.0 K/D.
>He left right after it
Hope he got sad.
Fuck people who are self-obsessed like that.
r8 my kami pls
>>164976372
your top fragging because you bait
try entry and see if you still top frag(if you do then ranking up should not be a problem, very hard for shitters to retake)
>>164972013
>"people" from the UK
>not as cancer as russians, muslims, or even worse
Nice joke.
>>164976372
>Is it just your win rate alone?
If you have to ask this seriously you don't deserve an answer.
>maikelele getting stomped by random polish subhumans
I feel bad for him.
>>164981287
maikelele is shit
nth for based izakooo
>>164981598
>polish redditor turd
>based
Guys I'm getting like 1000ms latency on valve servers and then my game crashes.
Please send help, is it my rates???
>>164976372
>55
You have a lot to learn m8
>can't monetize my youtube videos for some reason
>will never be able to make thousands of dollars a month uploading shitty videos of CSGO memes and case openings and gambling
why even live
>>164986119
when I buy the CSGO ip from valve I will unban you, Sam
>>164978381
I always entry frag when I play T side and usually play for picks on CT. Say I'm T on Mirage, I'd always flash/smoke and push out on site a or b rush. CT side is more situational when you should push.
>>164980105
I'm serious. If I'm top fragging most of the time and lose I should eventually rank up because im a better player then everyone else in that rank. But it seems like it's only win rate.
I hades gonna die now? He fuck up bad.
>>164977331
8/8 looks g8 m9
What if Counter-Strike: The Movie
>>164988170
>what is Europe irl
>>164987737
What is our guy M0E gonna say?
>>164988361
HAHAHAHAH WHAT A GREAT MEME
fuck off
>>164988968
But I live in Europe and it's literally true.
>no good streams on
>>164990785
Time to hunt twitch for gril streamers
>>164990785
esea finals
ded
>>164993609
hi, how are you? :>
Victor DANKov
LELDLC is so shit
OUR BOY CADIAN
i'm glad our boys rogue are out ahead
>>164997628
ez for them t.bh
reddit btfo
>>164999127
huh?
nice choke danetards
fucking daneshits
>>165001320
huh?
>leave when it's 12 - 3
>now it's overtime
looks cool
>Rogue dominating
>leave to do a quick casual game
>come back
>15-15 and overtime is starting
>>165001686
dumb animemer
>>165001486
>>165001686
our guys will pull through
>Playing Faceit
>team has two noobs (it's something I accept in CS:GO)
>mirage T side
>tell them to throw smokes for A
>I smoke CT
>one peeks out of palace, throws a smoke into jungle and gets awped (worth it)
>one smokes off A RAMP
How the fuck are people this dumb? Why would ANYONE think it's a good idea to smoke off the part that you're coming from?
Should I suck it up and pay for ESEA?
>>165001994
>faceit
>everyone can play for free
>literally worse than mm
What did you expect?
>>165001994
You can't avoid bad teammates.
>double OT
>>165002471
>>165002105
>literally worse than mm
I disagree actually, the worst idiots don't know about Faceit so it generally filters out the kids, drunk dudebros and autistic memespewing 13-year-old wannabe comedians. People seem like they're more there to play, not fuck around.
>>165002182
But THIS bad? Fuck.
WE DID IT, BOYS
>>165003435
>we
>anime
no WE did it
see you guys tomorrow for the qualifiers
>>165003702
That's why I already said "We" did it
>>165004472
huh?
UHHH
IM JUST HAVUNG FUN WITH IT
>>165004472
lose weight
Returning player here, where have all the cunts gone? Everyone is way nicer than they were when I left (apart from FACEIT but that'll always be cancer). Did the gambling empire toppling over itself make them leave?
>>165006331
No. Too busy playing CSGO.
>>165006631
they died from their cancer
Just did a double collateral headshot with scout in casual ama
>>165006253
YOU KNOW THAT A NIGGA WAS LOST
>>165008104
What's your favorite power ranger, ninja turtle, and classic starter pokemon?
>>165008276
UGH
>>165008874
I LAUGH IN MY HEAD CAUSE I BET THAT MY EX WAS LOOKING BACK LIKE A PILLAR OF SALT
>>165008423
green ranger,raphael,torchic
>>165010493
>classic
>torchic
>>165010608
didnt read classic my bad squirtle
>>165010493
>not donatello
>not bulbasaur
Fuck outta my thread.
>>165011320
donatello used to be my favourite but then I found out that he was gay
>>>/pol/106258776
>>165011901
ded
>>165008423
>>165010493
>>165010608
>>165011320
Superior red ranger, Leonardo, Pikachu
the
>>165018076
how i feel atm fampai
>3 round burst with M4A1
>all hit dead center
>4 round burst
>bullets all land 2 miles away from each other
* thinking emoji *
>>165020763
counter strike go is like your old maths class at school
you flunked it and failed maths
>>165020848
Hahaha good response! Include me in the screenshot!!
>>165020848
>tfw couldn't flunk maths if I tried
They put me in the special snowflake prodigy class. Didn't do any of the assignments or homework and still got an A. My teachers hated me.
why aren't hostage maps part of the active pro map pool?
>>165021996
because only Dust II/Mirage/Train
Ded gaem
Is this a good skin?
hostage games are just bomb defusal in reverse, but with terrorists getting wall hacks when a CT grabs a hostage.
>tfw shitters are always trying to do trades with me with crumby skins
I'm a collector, I don't give a fuck about their skins. I buy what I like.
>>164906627
THANKS MOE ASSAD
>>165021996
It would be fun to have online meme tourney once in a while with cs_ maps only desu
>>165021996
because it's retarded, it's de-reversed but the ct's have to take the site and escort hostages all the way back to spawn
shit, the old de maps they didn't port over are terrible too
>>165025536
so seeing camping t's win every round would be fun you think?
for what, 2 rounds tops?
>>165025782
terrorists don't even have to defend the hostages, if they all push out and take the CT spawn the game is over, it's fucked.
Teamwork, communication, and personal skill are the key components you need to reach Rank A+, Rank G, or even the illustrious Rank S.
>>165027361
All you need are good skins
>>165027361
are you in rank s?
>You will never sauna with Rain and Allu
I miss when the R8 was good
i cant WAIT to see OUR fuCKING GUY play ..
when is that ? actually? is he still ona team??
>>165031196
echo fox bro, can't rush the process
gotta let it gel brah
>>165030740
i love how its been complete fucking garbage ever since with no effort to try fix it.
valve are faggots. they actually thought a $300 AWP was a good design for CS.
Then they thought a weapon you have to load the bullet with to fire could only be a 70 damage shot VS smgs/rifles/pistols
they are fucking retarded.
please post some funny memes
>>165033658
>>165033658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a06CoxvkUe4
>>165034445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nKCKq0vpRU
Should I crouch with a deagle?
>smoke weed
>play csgo
>kush-push B tunnels with mag-7 and flashbang
>get a 4k
>mfw
Why don't you smonk wee /csgog/?
>>165036328
It's illegal
>tfw you will never banter with ecelebs on twitter
>>165035859
You should deagle your crotch.
>>165036515
But I do
NO SCOPE DOUBLE FROM COLD
Launders going in on the "x6 is good" circlejerk. Based
>>164969791
Why is Hades so shit then?
>Eco round
>Rush a site and we manage to steamroll the two guys there
>Team brings it to a 4v1
>Bomb's planted
>They all proceed to peek the last CT one by one despite not even having armor and one not even having a gun
>Last guy manages to save the round by not being retarded and waiting
>>165001994
>Should I suck it up and pay for ESEA?
Yes, people are still retarded, especially at low ranks, but they're not that retarded.
>>165027361
So, basically you just need to be good at the game.
nice thread gotards
http://www.hltv.org/news/19590-tyloo-remove-attacker-and-fancy1
>>165047918
>commies ruining their best team by removing their best players for petty reasons
yet another our team ruined by retards
ded tred
shit game
I stopped playing a while ago about 8 months I was a dmg. I wanna get ranked again do you guys have any idea about what rank I would get?
>>165048574
Likely nova 3-4.
>>165048574
Silver, just like your last time. Everything up to supreme is literally exactly the same, with supreme and global having slightly better silvers and the odd good player once every 20 games.
Post skines
jesus christ that jew nose of steel
never noticed it
Need some help, lads.
Hosting a 15 slot server for CS:CO, but I can't seem to limit teams to 5v5 with 5 spectators only. Anyone here good with server.cfg and all that shit?
>>165052002
https://forums.alliedmods.net/showpost.php?p=2328112&postcount=9
I use this for the 12 slot 5v5 CS:GO servers I run. Not 100% sure if it'll work for CS:CO but it'll probably be fine.
No actual server cvars for maximum players on a team, unfortunately.
>>165052337
Thanks mate, will grab it now, configure, and report back soon.
>narcissistic cunt who think he is right 100% of the time
>jews his career away for pixels and now his entire living depends on how many 14 year old redditors watch his stream
>"I have been dealing with clinical depression since very young age"
kek
Nice, Get_Right is gonna cast Dreamhack matches with Anders today. Should be comfy.
What is the best value bet today, Heroic over F3?
>>165052449
He's a jew, and as such he has investments in real estate and such. He doesn't really need to rely on his stream, he's invested all the money he made from streaming already. He just has no life.
Is 3kliksphilip our guy?
Why is inferno still not active duty
>>165054380
major isn't over yet
>>165054469
nuke was added almost immediately though right?
>>165054507
yeah because cologne 2016 had just ended IIRC
they have to use the map pool they have now until eleague is done because they can't just use the same maps for all the qualifiers and change them at the last minute
RIP TYLOO
OUR CHINKS
>>165047918
>banned from events
This is retarded. Fuck this retarded org.
Attacker is my guy anyway.
Tec-9 Red Quartz or CZ75-Auto Crimson Web?
I think I want the Crimson Web, but I'm unsure if I'll ever use CZ75..
>>165055635
>>165056126
>chinese shuffle after WESG
>new #1 team with our guy Savage
could be for the best tbqh
>>165056590
>using CZ on T
I wish to lay in bed with juliano
>>165056606
savage
attacker
fancy
somebody
5th?
Machinegun will be part of Tyloo screencap this
What the fuck is that Niko clip
Probably being silver rn but if that happened to me I would have assumed cheats and tilt for the rest of the game
Drinking a bit does wonders to my aim.
I can play as fast and hard as I want without getting jittery.
>>165056590
Even if CZ is situational you'll get more done with it.
Get one or two kills for your team instead of dreaming of three.
>>165059556
>he doesn't know
Shit I just went all-in on Mouz before realizing it's Mouz vs Mouz 50/50. My fucking addiction.
>>164976372
When you cant carry yourself out of silver you probably belong there or in the lower nova ranks. Players are so bad at this point that i'd argue that it doesnt even matter. The difference between silver and gold is, that the goldplayers quit less often.
>>165057645
zhoking
>>165061935
There is no difference between any player up to supreme.
twitch.tv
/roomonfire
bald man and GeT_RiGhT casting mousesports v. BIG
>>165062626
nice shill anders
>>165062309
Not true. Ppl on dmg-lem have significantly better aim and movement. They are just still retarded when it comes to strategy and tactics and general gameawareness. Also a lot of retards like that even on global.
>>165062704
It's true in the sense that if a real human being were to make a team using players from any of these ranks, every single one of them would be equally as useless.
>>165062913
That's still not true. 5 lems will beat 5 silvers in 100/100 matches. A pro-team will beat both lem and silver in 100/100 games but that doesnt make them the same skilllvl.
>>164946031
p2000 is only good for pistol rounds, because you're at a much larger risk for running out of ammo. otherwise usp in every way
>>165063283
There are pro players that are LEM because of the mm system.
>>165063645
They are lem because they dont play mm/play with fans/leave mm whil qing for fpl or rank S. Somebody who cant become global will never be able to compete against pros lol.
>>165064320
It took Pasha several weeks to become global.
is the p250 good for anything?
>Homesent
ITT: shitter LEMs deluding themselves they're not silvers
>>165064913
yes
Is there any good stream of DH qualifiers?
>>165064913
Can one hit kill helmeted people, afaik, which USP can't.
>>165065942
hltv.org, the streams should be on the "Watch" tabs
anyone watching flipside?
>>165066241
They're all low quality amateur garbage.
>>165052337
>>165052420
Late reply.
No joy. Didn't get it going. I have other vanilla settings in play though. Cheers for the help though.
>>165066098
so can 5.7 and tec-9
>>165066350
Get_Right & Moses are casting Mouz vs Big. Pay attention.
>>165066350
>go to twitch and go to csgo
>see the top streamers
btw, why are you even watching cs if you're not betting on the games?
>>164909526
Can confirm am dead
>>165066709
Why did you reply to a post I made two days ago
is 800x600 our res?
>>165067606
1440*1080
>>165066451
p250 is $300, while the other two are $500.
>>165067606
768 stretched is
>>165068057
yeah and they also are way better and have more ammo. the famas is cheaper than the m4 but that doesn't mean you should buy a famas
so i've been playing cs for 10 years now and i decided to play some csgo for the first time in forever.
i played a competitive game and got placed in silver, i remember being placed higher when i first did my placements but i stopped playing because the game is fucking boring.
is it worth the climb just to prove to myself that i can easily hit at least dmg, or should i just avoid the stress? i don't play this shit competitively
blogpost
>>165069265
who care...
>>165069264
Because economics don't matter in cs go.
>>165069309
t. anon's family
>>165069265
I was playing since 1.1, skipped source obviously, because I'm not retarded, and got placed in silver 4 my first time. Took me ~400 hours to get to supreme.
>>165069473
who care...
>gtr is a redditor and talks like a retard
Who would have thought
>>165069398
after a loss you get at least 1900, right? so if you buy armor and some nades, you still have enough for a five-seven.
>>165069398
>economics don't matter in cs go
t. american silver
>>165070334
t. britbong silver who thinks he should be at least dmg
>>165070524
If I was british or silver I would have killed myself ages ago.
>>165070607
t. finnish or swedish nova 3
>>165070904
actually mexican rank s :^)
>>165070904
Stay mad silver.
>>165071156
>literally a screenshot from Steel's stream
how pathetic can you get
>>165071410
Whatever helps you sleep at night silver.
>>165071156
why does it look like that
just take a picture of your profile, cut out your name if you want to
>>164905912
!!! SOCKS AND SANDALS ALERT!!!!
>>165071962
Don't be mad bro.
>godsent winning a 2v5 hahaha
flusha reeeee
>homesent
FUCK YOU MOUZ.
>anon gets btfo'd and shuts the fuck up
That's right.
>>165072047
the comfiest way to enjoy a hotel
>>164965045
Weaponfeeling was like shit in this one
CSGO>CS1.6>CSCZ>CSS
Which stream we watching?
>>165073381
This but 1.6 over GO.
>>165073432
>>165073432
I'm watching and getting increasingly frustrated at Mouz.
>>165073432
godsent lost so agdq
>esea hacked
Post yfw you never fell for the esea meme.
wow so cute
>>165057224
do you think they experiment together?
>tfw you suddenly remember that one time you shat yourself as a kid
You do too now.
>>165001491
Stop posting this shit, you are making me want to buy skins
um niko??
https://clips.twitch
.tv/roomonfire/ExuberantPoultryUnSane
>>165075571
do it
>>165075603
nice glowhack
Who Fnatic here?
>>165076394
I got money fromdota 2and i dont want to spend it allyet. Also last ti treasures went at a high price in some months, with that jugg set, hopefully it will be the same.
>>165077312
i didn't understand this post
just add $50 on opskins, bet it all, make money, lose money, gamble, lose money, and buy more skines
>dust calling the scout an awp
>buying an awp after losing the pistol
Fucking hell.
When I was in CSS with my old pc, i did some console config or something that would for example, eliminate the background, this is, no clouds or palmtrees leaves or no buildings on the outside of the map so i could get 200fps instead of 150-180 Is there anything like that to CSGO?
I want to eliminate the outside of the map so i can get 10 or so fps more. Especially on Mirage, other maps are fine.
>>165047918
>fancy1 not going behind his team
Man surprising for a chink. Based.
how to win on csgoroll
>>165075317
I consciously shat myself when I couldn't leave my pc playing mmo. I was 18.
>>165080246
You do double up, and only play when it looks like one side should statistically win.
But you don't win on gambling sites. You can win, buy once you've won some, you must stop, because in the long run you lose.
>wake up
>solo queue de_nuke
what am I in for
Is it better to eat before playing or play on an empty stomach with coffee? Fatal1ty said he would never eat before games "so his body wouldn't have to think about digesting" but that sounds retarded.
>>165083079
>2017
>de_nuke
>>165083130
I do something like this
>coffee
>warmup
>sick tunes
>have a meal
>start playing comp after ~40 min
>drink water
>>165083130
Why would you drink coffee on an empty stomach? And its not retarded, he just phrased it wrong so it sounds retarded
>>165083079
Main the mag7 at ramp or upper and you can carry you team and ignore saves
>>165083130
it is, eat and sleep before a game
don't jerk off though, it lowers your testosterone
>>165083430
in stressful situations or physical activity, your body will stop digesting or whatever. you don't shit while you're running for your life.
>>165084632
Yeah but that has nothing to do with what fatality said
>>165084751
if you're doing a comp game and caring about it and tryharding, your body will stop doing superfluous functions so it doesnt matter if you eat
>>165083130
I personally don't eat breakfast or when I first get up. I often am awake 4-6 hours before I'll eat anything. Just me though, has nothing to do with what you were asking.
>>165084989
I sweat so much during comp -_-
>>165083430
i always drink a cup of coffee in the morning before eating, then eat about an hour later
>>164908527
hes literally a jew
At last.
Time to solo queue to LE2.
>>165088413
nice gold
>>165088413
pls dont hack anon-kun
>>165089187
dont listen to this dood if pros hack you should hack too desu
>tfw enemy team bottomfrag 2-17 shitter suddenly onedeags you out of nowhere in important round
>console
>q
>tab
>enter
>>165089187
But i don't hack, animu posting slut.
>>165076953
reporting in
god olof is gone, right? he'll never come close to reaching that level again, right?
>>165076953
>fnatic
>not godsent
>>165091298
I didn't watch the maps between them and g2 but after looking at the score they might not even need olof if dennis keeps carrying that hard, they just need 1 or 2 other players to go off and they'll rape everyone
>>165036328
It will turn people to gay loving homos
>>165094037
its too late for csgog
stop buying skins
>>165097925
varg is right. stop buying skins. stop unboxing. stop gambling.
>Stack on my team
>force buys deagles every round and pushes as ct
>stack on enemy team
>perfect eco and coordination
god i fucking hate match making
>>165097925
Nah breh gotta get that profit boys LETS GO BOYS WOOOOO
>>165098037
Looks like that stack was having a helluva lot of fun senpai ;^)
nerf ump
buff galil/famas
>>165097925
i love my rare skin collection tho
>>165097925
that's fine, i already have a skin for every gun
>mfw people acuse me of wall and aim but I just played good enough
>join MM
>"ROOSKIE?"
fucking game
>>165102062
what are nearby lobbies alex
>>165102315
I wonder how it must fell to know that people only like his stream because he uses a program to show up as a fucking meme dog
>no one even wants to go to fragadelphi with freakaroid
What a faggot
https://twitter.com/FreakazoidA/status/818594708922339328
>>165097925
Not an argument
>>165102803
he's our guy
he's patrician
>>165103123
Nah, nummylol is our guy and was using facerig to be a qt trap long before memefag did it
New episode get in herrrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wKr8sA0VDk
>>165103862
>yfw Anomaly posts on /csgo/
>tfw can't play good because your mind is busy processing irl shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41tjr2xE2gw
say it with me
PAID BOTNET
>>165104249
wtf is /csgo/
>found out my parents are probably going to put down my dog
>nothing left to do but dm mindlessly and be sad
>tfw people add me left and right and say I should start a fanclub
>dad asks me what im doing with my monies
>show him my 80k inventory shamefully
>all he says is "at least you're investing most of it"
:>
new cases when
>>164915713
is esea actually a botnet?
>>165104394
Play gungame on community servers my man
Nobody expects anything of you and you keep your skills up cracking skulls
>>165106925
80 keys or 80 thousand
>>165108609
80 thousand dabloons
>>165109118
gib me skin
>>165109451
go beg on youtube giveaways
>>165109451
Don't bother man, it's that little faggot who was posting every day asking for 10k christmas gift ideas and then saying they weren't expensive enough
>>165109824
why would i give skins away, what do i get out of it?
>>165110172
I give away skins that are mostly worthless if I like people. Give someone worthless skins and they can trade up to something that might look nice.
People begging for expensive skins can fuck off though.
>>164905912
>4 out of 6 are fat
>socks and sandles
Is this what the CS pros are?
Hahaha holy shit
>>165110172
youtube is like 4chan lol
>>165111609
>80k inventory
>having anything worthless
ive only ever given away skins once i posted it a couple days ago above
>>164965045
worst counter strike game, best mods and custom stuff
>>165114425
>He doesn't buy cases for the RNG factor.
Don't you want to be the guy that makes 50k with a super expensive knife, as opposed to buying it?
>League of legends streamers: cool colorful cast of people
>csgo streamers: Skinny wiggers w/ anime posters.
>>165115876
i dont need the money so i just buy what i want
>>165116093
and some fuckin meme dog nigger
>>165117134
It's not about the money. It's about winning it and making people jelly of your luck. People being jealous of your money is less fun than bragging about beating the system, even if you do spend a shitload getting there
>>165117640
opening cases are for youtubers and poorfags and gambling addicts...anon do we need a talk
>getting CSGO gambling videos in my youtube recommends
>>164904328
>GodSent just lost to PRiDE
Yea guys, I'm gonna go with JW, because fuck winning shit and fuck Fnatic, I wanna do my own shit, with ''muh friends''
Fuck the CSGO scene, fuck the casuals, bring the real CSGO back
I honestly hate this casual plebian mentality that just took over CSGO since early-mid 2016, you are all cancerI will always love you God Mr Flusha, but I hope you and your shitty team loses in group stage
>>165118978
did you bet on godsent?
>>165118978
t. 1000 wins nova player
>>165119237
Nah, I stopped betting after all the drama, now I just keep some skins because they have emotional value for me, but even my knife I sold 5 months ago
I'm just salty because Flusha left Fnatic to lose to some random scrubs, since I'm hardcore Fnatic fanfag
>>165119410
>MM in 2017
I'm tired of literally carrying retards like you, who don't show any kind of respect, not even to vote a fucking F1 to a pause
MM is cancer and you belong there, its your whole, it was made for you
>>165118041
30 bucks a day keeps the shakes away ;)
I'd rather spend a thousand trying to win a fn souvenir dl rather than spend 14k for one, though.
>>165119878
it'll take more than just a thousand dollars to unbox one
>First game in a year or so
>Only really dicked around in volvo TDM prior
>Matched with 3 man premade (solo queue when)
>Win first two rounds
>Am doing okay, not great, not bad
>One premade member loses an auto on round 3
>Enemy is now winning rounds due to this
>Keeps buying nothing but autos
>Enemy now has four autos
>Eventually come back from this
>One premade member gets kicked for TKing another one
>Lose
Well I missed this game
>>165120219
Anything less than 14k is profit tho, ain't it?
>>165120247
Your fault for lobbying with retards
>>165120247
>Only really dicked around in volvo TDM prior
Prior to this game, not in general. Subscribe to my blog
>>165120475
see
>Matched with
They weren't my premade
>>165119765
This remind me a game I played 1~2 weeks ago with some close friends
We were carrying 2 guys, they were friends, we asked for pause 3 different times, and they always denied us
>15-0
We decide to throw the match, because we just don't fucking care about ranks
The enemy team with a bot just ties the game up
>15-15
It felt orgasmic to punish those braindead kids, if you truly do not give a fuck about MM ( which you shouldn't really care ) pre-made with at least one mate, if the randoms start being dicks just throw the game
>>165120546
Losing the auto against terrorists is retarded. It's a pretty basic no-no of the game not to buy good weapons against good players, and then fucking die like an idiot. Bet he died picking mid.
His other mistake was pissing off the enemy team early by using an auto. He triggered them all buying up.
>>165120340
do you have enough money to spend less than 14k on cases?
name blue skins that are better than pinks and reds
>adult male
>buys using mouse
>>165120976
I'm flippant with my money, couple hundred is pocket change, but I won't buy random expensive shit for the sake of it. Might prefer to buy a new car and build my savings account. My parents don't sponsor me.
>>165121371
>that nice feel when numpad binds
>little - key is armour with no helmet, and large + key is armour with helmet
>>165121578
>doesnt know the feel of using / * - + for nades and just rolling over the keys in one motion
Each 6 in 6 months I visit this general
Why does everytime I come here you white-niggers are worse than before? like the quality of the posts here make CSGO reddit look good
Casual reminder that CSGO community is worse than cancer, and shitposting all day and being a huge cunt because its ''ironic'' is not funny, ironic shitpost is still shitpostSee ya in 6 months
>>165120693
>have friends who play
>they're LEM try hards who think they're gods because they were smfc a year ago
>>165121469
shouldn't you just save for retirement or something?
>>165122465
what was the deal with when everyone in MM was a higher rank then they should be. What happened there?
>>165122485
Why would I? Parents are loaded. My cash is disposable, but I do earn it.
>>165121783
>Each 6 in 6 months I visit this general
lmao speak English you fucking retard
>>165122913
>sure, anon
>>165122610
Basically GE had a pretty substantial skill gap, where people with good aim and game sense were grouped with the western equivalent of upper echelon star craft koreans.
That, and also because the lower ranks were too empty. Beginner players were basically starting half-way up the chain. It's like saying every girl is a 7/10, and the pretty ones are 9-10/10, rather than saying a 5/10 is a 5/10, and a pretty one is a 7/10.
>>165123298
so people who were in LEM, were at the skill level of people in MG now? Because that's where I was, and I watch LEM's play right now and it looks so different from my mg/mge games
did shroud get cut yet
>>165123096
>waaw, I wanna be the only spoiled rich kid on /csgog/
The difference between us is that I'm a normie, and you're a neet. I don't need to brag about my money constantly, because I've got enough going for me that I'm secure with myself.
Sounds like your family has more money than mine, but if I felt like it, I don't have to work a day in my life, too. I want to do things and test myself against other people (outside of video games).
>>165123457
There abouts.
I lobby up with a guy every now and then who was a LEM. He has decent strats, but he doesn't have the aiming ability to get past nova on his own. I carried him to MG, then he lost it again.
>>165123607
Yeah I carried myself to MG, and I think that's where I stay, I top frag most games but I have narcolepsy so my reaction times just aren't good enough to get any higher. My game sense on cache i'd say is pretty good, but every other map I can't aim, I can't flash, I can't hold, I can't peak etc.
>>165123846
sounds like you need the meth
>>165124010
true, when I was on modafonil I was ten times better at videogames, but that shit gave me headaches and made me skinny as fuck.
>>165124010
any tips for playing maps other than cache? For some reason on cache, I just know what to do. I know the best way to flank, I know where to put my cross hair, I know how to flash, when to peak.
But as soon as I queue up mirage I can't do any of that. I aim for the body, my flashes never hit etc. etc. Is that just nerves?
>>165124146
make coffee or very strong tea (two or three black tea bags), pour in a 5 hour energy, and if you think it helps you, a large amount of alcohol
global in no time
>>165124372
kek thanks buddy, actually drinking a bit does help my league and mortal kombat playing, but not my cs playing.
>>165121143
modern hunter
whiteout
faded zebra (bs)
stainless
detour
black lam
>>165124325
You can get tilted by the map. I personally hate mirage. The overall aesthetic gets to me, and the map doesn't feel like it 'flows' properly. Kinda like train, but train feels better somehow.
I'd rather overpass, cobble, nuke, inferno and dust II over it. As for playing the maps, play casual, figure out main traffic areas, interesting little tricks to pull, and dare I say it, watch warowl, his matchmaking academy series are pretty good at getting an idea about the strats used.
>>165124441
only half joking though, that drink will really help you, also depending what state you're in, get some sudafedrine based allergy pills, they're actually legal meth. from experience, don't take triple the dose, it'll feel like you're having a heart attack.
>>165124721
>nuke
>cobble
>over mirage and train
>>165126128
I like the vibe on nuke, have done since source.
Cobble is fun to play, if boring to look at
I have annoying diarrhea after eating a kebab last night and can't play CSGO.
>>165126950
shit
>>164915713
>implying redditors don't cry about ESEA's 'toxic' community at every turn
>>165126950
>tfw you can't play as a female T/CT
>put in skin to gamble
>win back enough to get skin back plus some left over change
>withdraw skin and continue playing with leftover change
>lose
>put in skin to gamble
>win back enough to get skin back plus some left over change
>withdraw skin and continue playing with leftover change
>lose
>win back enough to get skin back plus some left over change
>withdraw skin and continue playing with leftover change
>lose
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HATE MYSELF WHY DID I LET MYSELF GET THIS WAY
>>165129996
Female T's would just be feminazi tumblrinas with air horns
ded
continuing my series of work known as "mousesports as anime"
i present the great awper of the hakurei shrine, reimuj
>>165134991
my previous work: niko~niii
>>165107095
Fucking yes, what more proof do you need?
Where is the cheapest place to buy keys?
will valve ever make smokes not ruin your fps? i remember like 5 months ago i had no problem now suddenly 80 instead of 300 if i'm looking at a smoke.
>>165130138
Soon enough you'll lose your initial deposit.
You should stop, now.
>>165139460
Oh, and as a consultation fee, I want a Daybreak m4a4.
>keep console open while waiting for a game
>when accept button pops up console shows what server it connected to and shows the ping
>can decide if i want to play on said server with that ping
neato
>>165140740
thanks, posting this on reddit now
>>165140969
Jokes on you, I learned thos from reddit last week
How can people in my league have so fucking good aim?
It's ridiculous. Are they braindead monkrus, and that's why they're so lowly ranked?
God damn it.
Now I was ranked up to Gold Nova 3.
I just can't do it with this aim.
>>165142808
What map is this?
>>165143127
aim trainging #91273
>>164965045
If you think that csgo is better you should consider removing yourself from the genepool. Just do us the favour.
>>165124325
should record some demos and watch which spots you die repeatedly in
I also played cache very well and noticed that I never really died in the same spot more than once
After checkin my d2 demos I saw I would die a few times each game for playing plat above pit.I have done the other maps yet but I probably have similar mistakes to discover
>>165123508
probably why i didn't believe you, my bad
is worm god a good awp skin
>>165147831
nope just get a black scope Asiimov
Anyone have Pasha's old thick crosshair?
Why do I keep getting matched with a ton of asians?
>>165149539
because you are a anime weeaboo bitch
What kind of settings is everyone using on AimTux? I got my aimbot set up so you can't even tell it's aimbot in a demo, was playing arena servers earlier dropping 20 kills in a row no problem.
>tfw mg
>soloqueue matchmaker
>meet nice teammate
>has anime avatar
>SO DO I
>he makes calls and complements my plays
>talks about the frustration of being stuck with "toxic" teammates
>agree to queue again
>queue infrequently together for the next 2 months
>gradually rank up to LEM
>we frag equally as well in most games, sometimes he carries, sometimes I carry
>wow I think I am beginning to enjoy this game again!
>2 weeks ago he disappears from discord, steam and mumble
>boot up game to queue with some LE-SMFC friends I made along the way
>one or more of members of your recent competitive parties has been convicted of cheating....Your skill group has been adjusted"
>mfw mg2
>>165152745
Anime wins again!
>>165152745
you ranked up
also dont make intenert friends they all just want your skines
>steel being a little bitch crying about how CS is boring because his team isn't good enough to carry him
>literally said overwatch is more fun
heh
Why isn't anyone talking about the memehack and user data leak of pic related, the paid botnet?
>>165159575
Normalfags are tools and don't want to believe it. Just how silvers think pros don't cheat on LAN all the time.
>be me
>400 hours played
>go queue for matchmaking
>get matched up against 5 stack with team name
>go to check their hours played
>one is almost 3k hours
>all are above 1k expect one who has 400h
>check my team
>all sub 1k hours exept for one
Uh Valve?
>>165159772
>>be me
Stopped reading right there. Redditors not allowed.
>>165160024
i wrote that ironically though
>tfw forced to solo que
>>164946031
P2k feels way better to me, but there really isn't much difference
>>165162961
yes there is
the p2000 has more recoil, is less accurate, and isn't suppressed. if you shoot someone in the back with a usp they won't know where you are, and it'll be way harder for then to react. the only time the p2k is better is the pistol round because CTs can run out of ammo pretty easily
>>165163583
>12-24 bullets
>running out of ammo
how bad can you be lmao
>WESG - Price pool - 1.5 million
>Eleague major - price pool - 1 million
huh. why don't more teams participate in WESG then?
>>165064913
P250 is OP if you have even a shred of decent aim. On T side you can fast peek a common angle and get a hs, on CT just hold a corner and hs. $300 investment gets you a rifle everytime.
>>165092826
Godsent lost and Fnatic won. So I think I made the right choice.
>>165164985
>thinking the chinese will actually pay out that prize money
>>165165264
it's run by alibaba, they're a real company. if it was generic chinese tournament i'd agree, but it's run by the chinese amazon. might have some trouble getting the money out of the country, but it will pay out.
>>165163661
have you ever played matchmaking?
>>165165043
but can't you do the same with a tec-9 or 5.7?
>see hellraisers finally got a team store
>check it out
>check out general section
https://digitalvibrance.com/headwear-1/clutch-snap-back
finally
>>165166848
the p250 feels better for close picks somehow
and it's 200 bucks cheaper
>>165159772
if it makes you feel any better, if they have 800h+ and are on the rank you are on, it means you've got more potential as a player.
A better measurement of player skill is trophies won. If they've got 5x the number of trophies as you, but are the same rank, it means they've been stuck at that level a while, or they are getting worse.
stickers today or tomorrow
Fellow gambling addicts, do you withdraw skins you like and would use in game or do you withdraw skins you don't like but withdraw and sell later?
>>165169113
first
>>165169113
If it's got nice stickers and it's a nice skine then i'll keep
>>165169113
I withdraw all of them that are worth something, even if they look like garbage
>>165169113
i withdraw exactly my balance and then trade them or sell them on opskins
>cut hazed
>add fns
?????????
>>164906627
THANKS MOE ASSAD
https://youtu.be/q5EcyUaZQrU?t=2
>>165166848
sometimes it is better to save that $200. learn the economy for yourself
>>165172198
I watched this a while ago but I wish he focused more on sports betting
>>165166848
Yes, but if you need to eco and only have $2900 CT/$2300 T the p250 is a better option.
Stickers today
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheNorthIsHere/status/818791128027856896
>>165173109
yeah, i was just kidding. i think you should buy the mp7 instead of the m4 because it's cheaper and almost as good. with $1400 you could buy armor and 2 flashes, making the m4 useless
>>165176158
"today"
>>165159772
>new player 1 queues in MM
>gets dicked by underranked player 2
>underranked player 2 queues for MM
>either can't carry player 1 or gets dicked by smurf
>underranked player 2 begins smurfing
>player 1 is pushed lower and now is underranked
>rinse and repeat
>>165176732
game updates on tuesday/thursday
>>165177605
nice proof
ded
>>165182192
hey dude
hmmmmm
>>165184084
left
>>164928909
i have 0 skins here
i think they ruin the art style of the game and sometimes make it hard to tell what gun is on the ground when you're going to pick one up (p2000 vs p250, awp vs scout)
>>164965045
pretty much what other people have said
best mods worst game
>>164928909
i only use an awp skin because i really hate that baby diarrhea shade of green
>>164976372
if you're not top fragging literally every single game, either you're making fundamental gameplay mistakes (pushing as CT when not making a play, rushing every round, not using utilities) or your aim isn't good enough to get you out of silver. If you're top fragging every single game you WILL climb out of silver.
They should bring back that mod where you have to pick the wire to defuse for pro games
>>165021996
The game is fundamentally balanced for de maps. Since it's easier to defend than to attack, the CTs get a disadvantage in that their weapons are more expensive but less effective. Reversing the nature of the game (CTs attacking, Ts defending) fucks all that up. Plus Ts can just take CT spawn and hold that.
>>165184084
grip
>>165186052
i have a few skins but they'll all pretty bland and something you might see on a real gun
>>165189928
ah give us that white power gun senpai?
>>165190119
>shroud makes 6 000 dollars MINIMUM every month from twitch only, EXCLUDING donations
Imagine being this lucky.
JOE PLEASE GIVE ME 100,000 RIGHT NOW PLEASE JOE
struggling as fuck at mg2-mge. what do my lads?
>>165191071
If you wanna hang out, you gotta take her out
>>165192870
with what? if you don't know, look at your demos and watch your lowlights, and see how you can improve
>>165192779
But he is basically the bitch of reddit.
Would you want that, anon?
What do you think friberg did to these kids?
>>165192779
Summit makes something like 50k from subs, then plus sponsors, commericals he does and donations.
>>165193329
For that much money while doing nothing? I would.
>>165193340
Kill them
>>165193329
I wouldn't mind being anybodys bitch for 5k per month
>>165193552
Okay, but what do you think Xizt did to these kids?
>>165193340
Is this shopped? he looks so short.
>>165193790
He's clearly bending over
>>165193680
Stared at them without talking until someone said their name and he then looked at that person and smiled at whoever addressed him as if he had just been woken up from a trance by a chidhood friend he dearly missed.
>>164913297
>Google this
>Hacker asked for $50,000 in payment. In exchange for meeting their demands, the hacker would keep silent about the ESEA hack and help the organization address the security flaw that made it possible.
Holy shit EA are you serious? You couldn't shell out 50k??
with 1.5 million customers information leaked, that's $3.33 a person.
EA values it's customers at worth less than three dollars and thirty cents.
>>165197040
What if
>esea has bug bounty
>guy founds a bug
>esea doesn't want to pay bounty
>instead they """leak""" data
>"we wus hacked"
>>165197040
So he can take the $50k and sell the info to someone else for even more profit? ESEA fucked up, but there's no sense in paying that money. It's not like the script kiddie would be under any contractual agreement. How could you trust him?
>>165198580
This. >>165197040 is more retarded than ESEA
>>165198580
50k is a drop in the bathtub for a company like EA, it's barely even a gamble.
Besides that, the optics of "We paid them and they still fucked us sorry guys we tried" is a lot better than "LOL no youre not worth 3 bucks to us get fucked"
They seriously fucked this all up
>aim at center of head
>miss
>aim to the right of head
>hit
skillbased
ded thread
REEEEEEE PLANT THE FUCKING BOMB I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CASUAL
>>165200176
you have to know when to shoot at someone depending on your weapon and it's accuracy
>>165204237
>its a casual where bomb carrier goes A by himself and dies
>tfw to intelligent to play esea
>tfw to intelligent to play csgo
https://twitter.com/olofmcs/status/818686430545375234
our boy gonna stream again
>>165176158
Where the update senpai?
>>165207812
At 8-10pm pst like every other update? Just because its dark outsides doesn't mean it's later than the clock says.
>>165204421
just go a with him
>>164928909
I only bought the m4a1 skin~
>Load up casual for warmup games, auto select team to T, our side is losing badly, 1-6. Of course it's dust II
>die immediately at first cus I tried to get a cheeky taser kill
>next round
>buy a scout and some tacticool grenades
>try take out 2 dudes crossing at mid with wallbangs, could be a hit, could be a miss
>go tunnels
>almost the entire team dies within seconds by all rushing mid and long
>the bomb carrier and I are the last ones alive in the tunnels
>the enemy team is literally everywhere, closing in on all sides
>try to use tricky pop flashes and get a quick pick on b so we can punch through
>whiff the shot
>try wallbang instead, definite hit, must be low
>follow up with another quick peek
>guy in lowers kills teammate and starts trying to shoot me
>3 guys outside B start shooting me
>people rushing through from back yard start prefiring p90's and holding W
>shoot at lowers, he retreats, hide behind box for a sec
>everyone pushes in, tag another and die
>hear both teams talking shit about me and team top fragger typing "lol this guy thinks he's clutching, that's cute"
>only did 4 damage to the guy I thought I wallbanged hard
>Next map I choose team opposite from the text chat guy
>pick up a scout again, headshots and jump shots all day, top frag using a zeus and a scout
>the guy calls me a hacker
>win ez
>>165209604
>not basilisk or guardian
hello reddo
dotas updating no cs update tonight
>GN2
>playing comp
>see someone and they kill me with a perfectly placed headshot in less than 1 seconds time
>spectating teammates as they wide peek long vs 3 enemies and a whole 10 seconds pass as these dipshits emtpy entire magazines at each other or just stand around tapping at each other
what the fuck is this shit how do i die instantly but these idiots have full length gun fights
>mm sucks
>casual sucks
>deathmatch dust2/mirage 24/7 sucks
why do people continue to play CS:GO when its shit?
>>165212052
everything else is more shit and we're all just living in the same shit soup
>>165212052
if you're strayan you stay for the bantz
>>165211951
Sounds like you need to practice gunplay on 1v1 arena community servers anon.
If they are bad enough to get into spray down gunfights with each other while mostly standing still it's clear you are doing something wrong.
>>165209678
>bragging about being able to top frag with a scout in casual
>casual
>>165212052
i have friends, so i can just play with them. games are almost always more fun with your friends.
>>165214334
Killing 6 guys in one round with a scout isn't decent? I'd better git gud
>>165212052
why are you playing valve servers lmao
>d2
>1v1 defending A site against an awp, bomb is planted
>drop my pistol into the boost corner, sounds like I dropped down
>proceed the flank the awper scoped in on where the sound was made
One of the greatest feelings in the world.
>tfw you pull off a bullshit 1v3 clutch and everyone starts saying you have walls
>>165184748
>>165185654
This is nice
>get up to silver elite
>matched against hackers, smurfs, retard team mates
>put back down to silver 3
>get back to elite
>same shit happens
is silver unescapable without a 5stack
>>165217714
kawaii >_<
>>165217714
would the ultimate shitpost be putting those shitty stickers on a dlore and purposly stick an ipb and scratch some of it and just say "i wanted to make room for my anime stickers"
>>165217997
You won't go far if you can't carry yourself out of silver. Most smurf are mg at best.
Work on casual and 1v1 servers, git gud before you try ranking up. Don't use comp model to practice getting better
what's the point of playing csgo if you'll never go pro
>>165219487
nah, thats kawaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6xe3tkXk8M
>>165221207
>taking advice from an american amateur
heh
>>165220521
gives me a hefty does of adrenaline when I'm doing well.
>drop was a 2 cent graffiti spray
>>165214528
it's not bad, but not impressive. same with killing 6 bots in one round woth a scout.
>>165222937
Maybe if I was a silver the comparison would be correct. I'm done talking with you though, you're clearly a fuckwit.
>>165199150
Put aside the fact that ESEA's optics are unrepairable, paying still isn't a good idea. There's a >90% chance that he's just going to sell it anyway, and paying the money encourages other shitfucks to emulate him. You're likely to attract 20 others trying to get the same payout from you. ESEA should use that $50k to open a real bug bounty if they truly want to combat this.
>>164904328
I went from silver 1 to gold nova in 2 weeks solo queuing
guess it's not impossible
>MG2
>Stop playing for a year or so
>Place into silver 4 (I have a mile long list of excuses)
goddammit. Anyway, a few questions
1. Are the AK/M4 still the go-tos
2. A1 or A4?
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID VALVE DO TO THE SOUNDS AND THE AK'S SPRAY
4. Galil/Famas ever worth buying?
Is there any actual proof /pol/ tricked everyone? Lotta heresay but I haven't seen a smoking gun.
Pic related is the original trickster himself.
I miss TF2 level of constant drops
>>165227694
>original trickster
t. someone who doesn't know the story behind the image
>>165225291
Yes
A1 if you're accurate, A4 if you like to do suppressing fire or blind fire through smoke
They changed the sounds because they wanted higher quality ones. Frankly the only one that sounds truly terrible is the p90. Sounds like a little capgun. AK spray wasn't altered. They just fucked around with the time to first shot accuracy. Previously you could cut off a spray midway and within nanoseconds do a one tap, now you have to transfer sprays or maintain burst fire. Basically the longer you hold the spray down the longer it takes to get accurate again.
galil yes, famas no.
Depends on situation. If you're better at scouting do that, if you're rushing a site with medium to close range, use an mp7.
>>165227881
>fucking sprays
They should just do away with the spray drop replacing item drop system. Nobody is going to pay for them.
I hate getting fucking ancient cases too. It's all I get. I haven't had a skin drop in about 3-4 weeks.
>>165229237
it was moe pulling a "im just pretending to be retarded" when sir scoots said he was being a retards in the twitch chat for a major. it was before moe went to mlg iirc.
>tfw only use StatTrak™ skins
>tfw too intelligent to use skins
>tfw to intelligint to let /csgog/ 404
>tfw too smart to frag
>tfw you'll never gitgud at surf
>play with one of the kids from adren's team at the rog thing
>he just uses and aug and soundwhores spawns in dm
this is why na is so bad.
>Wanna fap
>go to traps section of chaturbate
>tranny sucking its own cock
>tfw cant cum because you can't stop laughing
>>165241940
>3dpd
>>165241940
very good counter strike global offensive post
>>165242035
>>165242012
This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen all year.
https://twitter.com/GODznajder/status/819146441398648832
stickers tonight
told yall yesterday or today.
>>165242161
>godsent stickers
>people talk shit about laughing at autofellatio
>post it and now they shut up because it's hilarious
>can't find the pic of steel doing it
>>165242383
im ready
>>165242391
Its not that funny bro
Doesn't even look like a real penis
>>165242461
Thats what hormones do to your dick.
Maybe you had to see it in action, but it was 100% flaccid and the absurity of it occuring added to the visuals was just hilarious. Summation of the 21st century.
Spring 2013 was the best anime season of the 2010s if not ever
>dont play for a year
>come back
>only allowed to play with hackers in MM
>every free pug site is either still shit or dead
>guns sound like paintball guns
>everyone still bitching about pointless little shit (waaa sprays used to be free)
>moe still alive
>ibuypower still banned
wtf
>http://www.hltv.org/news/19595-godsent-to-miss-wesg
Fuck, why would they do that when the competition is easier than the major and the price pool is higher. I was really looking forward to waking up at 5am tonight to watch them.
>>165230687
So you know the story, but after he pulled his "I was just pretending" he kept going in the chat making himself look even more retarded. So he wasn't pretending at all, he just tried to save face. I recall other prominent figures backing Scoots in the chat as well.
>>165246317
clearly scared of losing to T3 polack teams again
>play gud
>try to stay positive the whole game
>always call things out
>people add me to their friends list constantlytfw I ignore every single friend request
feels good man
>3T vs 2CT retake B Mirage (im dead T)
>one T has 1 flash and a molly, the other one a flash
>say 'use nades' they dont
>lose round
>15-12 losing
>T with 10k doesnt drop AWP/AK47... nothing
The thing is I play with this guys pretty often and I'm tired of saying 'do this' or 'do that', some people cant teamwork/doble peek without you spoonfeeding them all.
>>165229926
>>165225291
The A1 is more accurate than the A4, so it's the opposite of what you said. The biggest difference besides tracers is the extra 10 rounds. If you have good enough aim I would go with the A4 on that alone.
>>165242161
>tfw no subroza sticker to trigger reddit shitters
>>165246186
Prime is the new MM. You rarely get cheaters, but some smurfs.
>>165253816
Subroza is as reddit as it gets.
>>165227694
No, there was no proofs and just one retard claiming responsibility after the fact
>>165254105
Nah, that entire website is triggered by his name. They all think he's cheating
>>165254208
>nu male
>manlet
>shitskin
>muslim
>too shit at games, so he needs to cheat
Can't get more reddit.
>>165216645
>Prefire one guy once
>He toggles bcuz need cheats to beat cheaters lmao
is anyone else having fps drops lately? i don't know what the fuck is happening
>>165257509
If you're using the new hrtf sound, it reduces fps significantally. Removing -threads from your launch options (if you had it set) helps, but the feature needs a lot of work.
Tyloo really fucked themselves.
>friend was silver 3 months ago
>completely stopped playing comp; just did 1 hour aim practice, 1 hour FFA DM, half-hour retake, every day.
>started playing ranked again a week ago
>is now MG2 and rising
is playing competitive to get better just a meme? is going full hyperbolic time chamber the superior way to improve?
Is it me or EU West mm is overrun with russians, i have others blocked with mmpicker, did those assholes decided to migrate her or are other eu servers even bigger shitholes, so far eu spain is only bearable left
>>165260030
>mmpicker
doesnt work anymore
>>165259738
I did Silver 3 to GNM in 3 months of playing comp semi regularly
All you need to do is try to improve constantly, if you're just dicking around and not going out of your way to improve, your progress will be slower than it could be
Aside from that I'd still rather sugest playing comp if you want to improve, since having really good aim will only get you so far, and skills like map awareness and gamesense can pretty much only be trained in comp
>>165258197
no i don't i just don't understand what's happening, i play in on a laptop and locked it at 120 but got to 250 easily if not, now it drops sub 60 sometimes, this shit's driving me insane
>>165260030
At least they're not brits or muslims.
>>165261229
are you sure it's not your computer? try running another game. if it looks like the fps is locked (keeps hovering around 30 or 60 fps), mess around with your video settings (namely vsync and between fullscreen, fullscreen windowed, and windowed)
Why can't I report people for being underaged?
I so wish gaming would get stricter... Honestly, South Korea has kinda got it right.
For every single game you should have to sign your social security number.
That way underagers couldn't buy the game. If somebody hacked, they would never be able to play the game again (or if they do, they should be arrested for identity theft).
>>165262053
Most of the money Valve makes off this game is from underaged buying keys and shit.
Also surprise-surprise, online video games are full of kids. This isn't really the most respectable hobby for an adult.
>>165262053
valve, after years of being greedy kikes, decides to remove most of their source of income, dumb kids
>>165262531
I think a big portion of valve's csgo money comes from the steam market. They get 20% off of every sold csgo skin.
>>165262923
Yeah, and guess which age demographic goes fucking nuts for cosmetics, especially the idea of making money off them since they don't have credit cards.
>>165262969
I remember seeing a steam discussion of someone asking how to get his dream knife. a bunch of people suggested things like opening cases, trading from smaller skins, gambling, etc. but not a single person suggested getting a job, most likely because none of them are old enough to make $400 or whatever in a week
>>165263335
>steam discussion
literally worse than reddit
Haven't played since revolver was OP af. How much shit is changed, is this game still is a total garbage?
>>165263420
yeah, but /csgog/ is pretty bad too
>>165263769
literally any discussion about this game is terrible.
>>165263420
What else you are expecting? Most of of the CSGO community are whose are middle-schoolers or neets.
>>165263438
the only garbage things about this game are 64thicks on MM and shit hitboxes, both things valve could easily fix but probably will never do
also 10 yo from eastern europe if you live here, otherwise just regular 10 yos
>>165263987
*faggots who are
sorry for grammar mistake
>>165263848
>literally any discussion about ANY game is terrible.
fixed
>>165264006
>10 yos
I know, brats are annoying.
How's the VAC and ranked matches, are they still horrible shitfest?
>>165264639
meh, kind of
desu 9/10 VAC calls dumb faggots from ukraine make in my games are completely baseless and clearly wrong most of the time, that said sometimes there's some faggot spinbotting or tracking you through walls and all that shit
ranked matches are shit because people are shit i never play them unless i'm with at least one or two friend but that's because i tend to get angry and start playing like shit if i don't have someone i know telling me to turn down the autismo, so if you have friends and you don't hate them you should have fun, i guess
>>165229926
AK/M4 if you have money
UMP45/deagle if you don't
>>165264208
>literally ANY discussion is terrible
fixed
>>165241293
Surf is easy. Change your sensitivity until you can navigate the slopes with precision, smoothness and LOTS of speed, I use the equivalent of 9.8 on 400DPI.
>>165267936
Still takes a bunch of practice though, you need to develop a feel for how to get the most distance, height etc from ramps
>>165264639
There arent many cheaters, smurfs on the other hand are abundant, if u play solo u better be able to handle idiots, and 26 in 1 headshots still happen
>>165259738
Retake servers are the best for aim and positioning improvement. Only higher ranked players (MG2<) play on them. You still need to play some actual competitive to improve your strats and money management though. Aim isn't everything.
>>165261229
That crap used to happen to me on new nuke before they optimized it. Inferno remake was better at launch.
>>165273112
this isn't super true, desu. retake ends up with people rushing the spawns and theres actually a fair number of novas playing.
i miss cevo. they had a wonky tournament with maps no one would ever play outside of it
>>165273393
I've never seen a nova on one, southwest US region. Who told them about this? People rushing the spawns help your reaction time.
>>165273112
retakes are useless. its a retarded scenario (4-5T-s with full hp and grenades playing the bomb) and after some times you learn the spawns of the plugin
>>165273574
on ct, sure, but thinking specifically about overpass (probably my most played retake map), as t you can do stuff like prefire the stairwell from short lower, get at least one kill as the door opens, or rush bathroom on upper, and like 80% of the time flash the guy who spawns kinda in between the bathroom and the stairs connector area. it feels more like i'm just rushing and prefiring guys who have no chance.
no source on ranks, but i would find it hard to believe that most people on retake who aren't around .8 kd are mg.
>>165274412
I mainly just like using it as a warmup. I completelt get what you're saying though. With half the b site spawns on dust II, you can peek doors and get a kill 95% of the time.
ded
Yo does anyone know whats going on with dragon lore prices?Shit went up like $200 bucks from last week
>>165279195
all prices are going up
sell sell sell!
Hahahaha
http://clg.gg/WelcomeFNS
>>165279195
Buy low sell high take a piece of the pie
Thats the wall street way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_lxaX6wF64
da bears my bf
Death cam is hilariously broken, holy shit lel.
>>165280985
>tfw have $65 on opskins, but the knife i want is $75 now
>>165286898
Gamble it, anon. You know you want to. Hell, what if you double your money and can get an even cooler knife?
Do it.
>>165287175
i'm not a gambling addict, and it's the only knife i actually want. statistically, i always have less than a 50% chance to win something that would double my money, which is pretty dumb
>Anonymous 01/07/17(Sat)20:26:11
>698 / 137 / 159 / 7
Is everything going to be OK, guys?
>>165288156
Pretty standard numbers for csgog
>>165288156
dont worry major soon my man
ive put 2k hours into csgo why don't i have a gf(male) yet
Maybe it's time to let /csgog/ die
>>165295298
Maybe it's time for you to neck yourself faggot
>>165296181
You're gonna get one-tapped, faggot
>>165296321
Try me anime, i'm doing it sideways
>>165295298
>>165296181
>>165288156
I was don't know this details
where dem stickas at crackas???
why doesn't CSGO have any fun game modes?
>>165298654
no fun allowed
operations are basically "we made a fun playlist pay for it"
>>165298719
Why would anyone buy operations? Who cares about those?
>>165297394
Its 5pm pacific neck yourself you impatient cuck
>>165299262
you ok dude?
>>165299386
nys my man
>>165299503
play some surf and chill my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNEJBfZBPtQ
OUR BOY
https://twitter.com/GODznajder/status/819305667509022721
FUCKING JW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165301502
Thats clearly a meme. A few pros did this last major and they just use your old one without telling you.
Meanwhile chrisj's mouse thing gets in
where the FUCK are the stickers and gloves at. can valve not even get the fucking major stickers out on time?
>>165301883
neck yourself
death
>>165305491
>>165305491
preemptive non-harvey thread