/nosg/ - Nostalrius General

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first

xth for Xiao

>estimated time 10 min
>estimated time 118 min

wat

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xth for GIVE ME THE NAME "MANCHILD" YOU FUCK

PUDDI IF YOU ARE READING THIS KNOW THAT I WOULD TONGUE FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE

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>was in tokyo for the last two weeks on business
>Finally get home last night
>Realize vanilla wow comes out today
>Create account
>Still no verification e-mail


Im not going to be able to play today am i?

>>164880264
I WANT TO FUCK THAT

DOES IT HAVE A PENIS

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M INNNNNNNNNNNNN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I"M AT THE CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN

AHGSDKLHASKLDJASLK:DJAK

Are hunters viable/fun?

TFW FINALLY IN

>>164880498
no

>2nd in queue and it's stuck
SOMEONE FUCKING LOG OUT I SWEAR TO GOD

>>164880498
yes

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>que stuck

>>164880498
just play whatever you genuinely like, you won't get to 60 if you don't.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING MOVE ALREADY

ELYSSIUM 5 WHEN

>queue gets stuck
>retry login
>queue placement doubles
Well, time to add my TFA

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>queue stuck at 55

Please no

>>164880538
>>164880570
FUCK

>>164880587
That's the plan my man. I like bow dudes but I'll be fine with one of the magic classes if they're not good in both raids and pvp

>join guild named Barbarian Shemales
>15 seconds later Disconnected from server :)

>queue starts moving again
phew

>4k queue
>tab out
>tab back in
>disconnected
end me

<TAIWAN TIGERS>
Join the new Taiwan Tigers discord, remember that the guy that originally made it only made it to have them merge with Salty Dogs
https://discord.gg/zbYw8fD
https://discord.gg/zbYw8fD
https://discord.gg/zbYw8fD

>fking slavs wont load my free game for me :((((

yeah, like day 1 Blizz servers were any different

WTF WTF I WAS FINALLY IN AND ABOUT TO CLICK ACCEPT ON MY CHACRTTER AND IT LOGGED OUT AND NOW I'M 100000th

WTF WTF WTF

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>>164880694
>can't even login to website either

>>164880801

>yeah, like day 1 Blizz servers were any different

Yeah, because being as shitty as servers from 2004 is somehow a point in their favor.

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Must have general addons?

>>164880834
me too buddy
sadness

>1st queue
>d/c at 5000
>2nd queue
>d/c at 2000
>3rd queue
>enter at 10000 again

welp
guess ill be waiting for a couple weeks

>>164880834
>went from 5k to 10k
Yeah fuck this shit I'll try again tomorrow

>>164880797
>the guys that have been shilling their guild for the last 4 threads don't even a guild or a guild master
lmao

>>164880746
Honestly hunters have terrible reputation so if you are not exceptionally skilled to handle any kind of situation, don't even bother with hunter in end game PVE unless you want to be bullied.

>>164880797
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TAIWAN TIGERS
EITHER ITS RIGHT WING SAFETY SQUAD , Ganking In Nanking or WEI WUZ NANKANGZ
so fuck off

How do hunters do vs various classes?
What about paladins?
Mainly interested in wpvp encounters, assuming relatively equal gear/skill (even tho skill is kind of a buzzword sometimes).
For example, I'd expect paladins do great vs melee, horrible against priests. But i could be wrong and some of you are smart.

Last gay question since i'm already being a fag:
For endgame raiding, does dorf vs nelf hunter matter much? I'd expect nelf is slightly better but doubt it's THAT big of a game changer (like fearward vs no fearward).

>>164880935
IT KEEPS GETTING FUCKING HIGHER

>>164880912
>vQueue
>Nature enemy cast bar
>CCwatch
>KTM Threat meter
>Paranoia - Must replace the alert sound to the MGS alert noise
>Questie

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>Log in today literally 1 (ONE) minute after the server is launched
>be met by a 7k player queue
>alright fuck me but eh
>get down to 4k position
>disconnected
>sweatyman.jpg
>reconnect, position in queue 19k
>wait another half hour, the server goes down for two hours
>about 40min ago finally manage to play
>run around, kill two mobs, all is fine
>get disconnected
>position in queue 3500, welp that sucks but no biggie I guess
>fuck it I'll just go to the bathroom, surely nothing bad will happen while I take a quick dump
>come back literally 10min later
>you have been disconnected
>log back in
>position in queue 9200

Welp
I guess this is as good a day as any to finally kill myself

>position in queue: 9600
>estimated time: 15 minutes
about a minute later
>positions in queue: 8400
>estimated time: 54 minutes
????????

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DAILY REMINDER

If you join a discord for a /v/ guild, you're a teenage faggot.

>>164880912
Questie
ShaguUI
ElkanoBuffBars
SuperMacro

>human paladin in fucking Teldrassil

absolute madman

>>164880746

Hunters are good early on, but they start getting shittier as content progresses. They don't scale as well with gear.

People bring hunters anyway cause they need tranq shot.

>>164880908
Seems like the vanilla experience to me :^)

>>164880968
how the fuck do you get bullied in a video game?
>person "bullies" you, you /ignore them
Outside of someone corpse camping you (could still spirit rez or get friends) or blacklisting you somehow (not likely unless you deserve it) i don't get how anyone could bully anyone. WOW someone called me stupid on a video game on the internet. Call the cops, mom.

Maybe i'm misunderstanding.

>>164880912
Luna frames if you are healing

>>164881068
My man

>>164880908
>Being surprised that the servers are having issues on release
Welcome to online gaming?

holy fucking shit, i got down to 800 and d/c.
fucking godajkdhkjhsdkajdshadskjhasdkjhadskjadshadjkhadsjkhadkjadshjkad

i know i knew it would be like this but holy fucking shit fuck me i want to die

>>164881075
Girls like anzu shouldn't be allowed to exist. All it does it remind us of what we can't have.

>Disconnected again

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>position in queue: 500
>kicks me out
>position in queue: 10k

>>164881221
You are misunderstanding. In every guild I was in, some poor hunter was always the sacrificial lamb when something went wrong in a raid. The encounter had kitting mechanic and we wiped out? HUNTARD KITTED WRONG. Tank couldn't keep aggro? HUNTARD PROBABLY PULLED. Healsluts failed at healing? HUNTARD PULLED MORE.

>get to position 13
>DC
>now at 22000

PVE alliance guild soon lads

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>mfw I'm well aware logging in and actually getting out of starting zone is going to be impossible for the next 12 hours anyway
>mfw I'm just watching anime to kill time while 20.000 autistic neets spam the log in button desperate to fight with 100 people over every quest mob
Feels good tbhq famalamygdala.

>>164881361
You can easily have any turkroach but I wouldn't recommend it.

d/c at under 1k, now at 11k queue.
I want to play but dont want to wait 3 hours to have fun. im gonna go clean my faggoty apartment. i hope a meteor hits my entire block.

>>164880912
Q U E ST I E

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What did they mean by this?

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>>164880160
>500 ahead of me in queue
>Disconnected
>log back in
>11000 ahead of me
>mfw

>110 queue after waiting half an hour
>dc
>1000 queue eta 50 minutes

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>164881450
>for the next 12 hours
>12 hours
>12

>>164881495
30 concurrent DDoS!!
>>164881462
Anzu isn't just any turkroach. She's a beautiful albino turkroach.

So who is going to be brave enough to roll hunter for a guaranteed suffering experience

wtb bags

>>164881495
How about they try fixing the shit they've got before making new ones?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!
Position in Queue: 513
Estimated time: 1 minute

Disconnected from Server
Position in Queue: 11198
Estimated time: 92 minutes

FUCK YOU RUSSIAN FUCKS.

>>164881581
Servers should stop getting """ddos'd""" by that time.

>@elysium_dev
>20k in Queue? Looks like we may need a few more realms! (And a bit less DDos)
>not a Chinese realm though that would be racist

http://www.strawpoll.me/12054147
http://www.strawpoll.me/12054147
http://www.strawpoll.me/12054147

>>164881075
Anzu looks way better without all that crazy clown makeup she usually puts on.

>>164881632
I rolled hunter for the quick mob tagging. Gonna level him to about lvl 20, by then I should have a couple gold. Then i'm rolling a mage :^)

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>all these BTFO freshfags
meanwhile all of the 60 gankers are gone and I'm enjoying a nice smooth 8500 pop

>>164881741
t. anti-weeb permavirgin and probably attracted to boys

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>>164881741
>he doesn't like all the crazy clown makeup
gayy

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Disregard queue posting, proceed to post cute anime girls (male).

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>que pos: 812
soon... soon

>>164880580
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>>164881495
>>164881510

So is this it? Is this the power of Nostalrius?

under 1000 que spot

get disconnected

over 11000 que spot

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Enjoy getting backstabbed a million times per zone.

You think you've made a fun choice but you're going to regret going pvp in an overpopulated server.

https://discord.gg/cpTNM

fresh alliance, come shitpost pls

reply with guild names ty fembois (;

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JUST LET ME IN ALREADY!

>go from 10k to 6k
>disconnected
>at 11k position now

fuck this server

>>164881742
>gets banned for sending gold to his mage

>>164881928
Enjoy your 4 seconds of playtime before it kicks you out and you have to sit in the queue all over again

Best warlock profs? Tailoring?

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>>164881642
>Expecting these people to think rationally
Lol these are the same people who thought it would be TOTALLY FINE to release 1 nost server when they initially launched.

>I will be playing in your lifetime
AHAHAHAHA FROM 9K TO 3500 IN 5 MINUTES

Moved country today for a phd and forgot to pack my mouse, playing with a trackpad wont be so bad in these packed starting areas right? Right?

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fuck I don't know which one to use
I'll trade whatever you want for "Manchild" though

>d/c to 11k+
nice server gays

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>>164881982
>tfw lvling war on pvp server

>>164882005
Pottu has no power here

>Disconnected from queue 4 times
>Stuck at authenticating again

>>164882016
once you're in, you're in, alex has gotten dc like 3 times but he just spams the login and gets right back into it

>>164881075
I GOT DISCONNECTED AGAIN
ENOUGH
FUCK THIS SERVER AND FUCK YOU ALL
I HOPE WW3 BREAKS OUT SOON AND THAT FUCKING SHITHOLE RUSSIA GETS NUKED TO HELL

the queue disconnect conga line mini game is pretty fun

>>164882238
yeah

>>164882217
John Titor predicted WW3 would start soon.

>>164882157
creative names man

they're all shit but autistica

>>164880395
Once I was able to get in to the control panel and resend the e-mail, I got it right away. There is hope.

>>164882157
These are all shit "names". Is this the extent of your creativity? I sniped hemingway, faust, merlin and fucking lazarus bitch.

Is it down again?

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think they'll actually be able to play today

Is Dun Morogh less crowded than Elwynn?

>>164881694
this will be for this week only

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>>164882292

>soon

He predicted that WW3 would break out in 2012 my dude

QUICK POST YOUR QUE MUSIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Go-7adDEpo

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Is he /ourguy/ nosg?

>kicked from queue
>back to authenticating

Best race for a horde mage?

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>>164882323
> I sniped hemingway, faust, merlin and fucking lazarus
Being this unoriginal.

800 in queue

pray for me /nosg/

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i haven't even connected yet

ARE YOU HORDE AND DON'T WANT TO JOIN SALTY DOGS SHITPOSTING CIRCLEJERK?

JOIN OUR CIRCLEJERK
<Taiwan Tigers> (soon to change name)
https://discord.gg/zbYw8fD
also vote for the new name
http://www.strawpoll.me/12053934

>>164880908
>>yeah, like day 1 Blizz servers were any different

except for legion, all other exp launchs were buggy laggy and all this crap.

>>164882478
Troll for PvE, UD for PvP

>just logged in

>stuck at authenticating

What do

>>164882582
>unoriginal

those are hundred dollar names kiddo

>>164882162

I'm sorry anon, you feel for the everyone needs you meme.

>>164882373

people are in que?
I just instantly hopped in and made my goon.

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>people are queuing not to actually play but to reserve snowflake meme names of characters they will never play

>Alex doing starter quests

HAHAHA KEK

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>stuck at 320
NO PLS NOO

Which classes are the most fucked when it comes to getting a raid spot? Least fucked?

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>>164882462
NEVER!

>>164880160
thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtobydurXk4

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>handshaking
>the info you have entered is not valid

Everytime I get in the queue it's 5k+ queue and it always disconnects me before I actually get in.

>>164882780
Rogue, warlock

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>>164881075
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>>164881882
>tfw Anzu has a boyfriend now

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>>164882636
cheers

>>164882751
alex is actually playing

You're still stuck in queue #11283

lmao

>>164882197
alex is using the Chinese login server though

/d/c again
back to 10k again
Thanks for reading my blog, will be killing myself soon.

>>164882197
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa that's what i believed too you fucking faggot.

That's what i believed too.

KEKED AGAIN
FUCK

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who 10 here??

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>dc'd at 127
>10k queue
this is not right

>>164882870
im lvl 6

>>164882882
600 here mate
thanks for eating the disconnects

>all the turbo faggots and autists went ally

Thank fuck

>>164882751
doing quests like a chump, gl

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>>164882838
this saddens me deeply

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>holy
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>>164882798

>people donated to elysium to wait in a queue and then get disconnected

>>164882630
yeah but kil jaeden or tich never had 10k chinks logging in at once

>>164882197
yeah this is 100% untrue.

once you get dc'd you're back the the back of the queue.

>>164882973
>he thinks it isn't gonna affect him too
lmao

ALL LEVEL 5+ HORDEBROS ASSEMBLE AT THE DUROTAR ZEP TOWER.

WE'RE GOING TO FUCK UP ELWYNN IN 15 MIN

>worldwide cultural phenomenon that changed the world forever
>"hey i'd really like to play that again"
>"you think you want that but you don't :^)"

i'm happy that i'm at 11k Q.
it's the 1st time i manage to pass the disconected

>>164883151
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, I'M A DEVELOPER AND YOU'RE NOT

WOW HAS ONLY GOTTEN BETTER WITH EVERY SINGLE EXPANSION

YOU FUCKING THIEVES

please LET me FUCKING play its my fucking DAY OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

>>164883151
<you think you want it> never took off as a guild sadly

Less qq more queue queue guys.

What do you think? I just made that up haha.

>ask for invite to ally meme guild
>never get one

I-I don't wanna be alone.

>it's a "badtank who's first server was literally nost, calling other faggots nostbabbies on reddit" episode
why were you retards even playing with him?

>>164883151
stupid goy we know what's good for you and we believe $15 cash shop virtual hats is the future for the game not your stupid vanilla

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>>164883014
Don't believe her lies. Without the photoshop and silly cosplay junk she's a solid 3/10.

>>164881075
>Shit that didnt happen for $3000
i got in literally 10 minutes after the server went live and only had a 1000 queue

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY THE FR**K'N GAME ELYSIUM, THAT'S ALL. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO WHEN I DECIDED TO TAKE A WEEK OFF WORK FOR THIS FRESH SERVER. THAT'S FUCKING IT. I. JUST.WANT. TO. PLAY. MY. GAME. IS THAT SO FR**K'N HARD? I CAN'T EVEN LOG IN RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOTS.

>>164883248
reg nost is only at 8000 people

>>164883350
roasties, when will they learn?

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WHICH ONE?

>>164883314
you have been spared

the mark of the beasts is not upon you

take your life and spend it wisely

All you faggots in queue try to just spam the login button, I was 11k in queue then I just kept spamming the login and I eventually got in.

>>164883353
dude it's not their fault, it's your fault for not waiting 30 seconds between login attempts

>Login que went from 10k to 6k in 1 minute

I-its happening xD

>>164883416
ull get bored of no eyes

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>>164883353

>I want to play for free!

>>164883451
Mass disconnects? yeah

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>3200 queue
>dc
>11k

thx ruskies

Welp I can't register for a new account

Back to retail

>>164883416
left if you want to be a healslut
right if you want to rp as a blind prostitute

can someone pls crash the server so a different randomly-selected 8000 of us can pretend to play for a bit

>>164883508
fuck off we're full

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>>164883416
the BDSM face

>>164883451
>they keep increasing the login cap
>the server can't this many people handle and crashes
>all early fags are now last in queue
Seems like a good plan

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>>164883451
>>164883480

>ATTN: Please remember to follow our naming policy in the Terms of Use — otherwise you may find yourself back in queue!

>11th in position
>disconnect
>11k in position now

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>Black Lotus is BoP

Can't decide human or orc warlock, i now orc is better but I really like the alliance capitals.

>>164883350
i don't think you can find a pic of her without makeup
in every single one she has atleast enough to hide skin inperfections

Doesn't change the fact that she's mega cute though

10/10

Hows that leveling plan coming along?
You level 10 yet?

So what's the deal with waiting in the que for like 30 minutes then dc'ing?

For those that got in, how is the ping?
Is it even playable right now?

>ATTN: Please remember to follow our naming policy in the Terms of Use — otherwise you may find yourself back in queue!
Only xiao's and gook runes?

>>164883680
I'm maxing out level in queues and disconnects.

failed launch

>>164883689
I had 190ms on west coast

James David @Jamesdavid1989 2m2 minutes ago

@elysium_dev can you offer a donation system to skip server queues? Cant cope with this queue

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>>164883680
N-not yet.

>>164883680
Just hit 5 with no plan and woke up an hour late

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>threads are nothing but complaining about the queue
Feels nice to be on the old server.

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>release a single server on a weekend

>>164883689

Imagine 25 people waiting on every boar spawn in the valley of trials

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Ok, I've gone through getting down to 6k or 5k four times now and then d/c and back to 11k.
Is it the ddos doing that?
And am i the ultimate cuck?

>hit lvl 9
>get disconnected
>11k queue

No queue priority, I guess. FML.

Do locks need Tailoring for any BiS?

Is it fair to say this is a pretty smooth launch all things considered?

Are there any working download links to the client? My buddy is saying the one on the website is a dead link.

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>>164883767
>he wants to pay to play a free game
>to skip queues that will be gone in a week

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I managed to reserve my name before getting flushed out, now i'll just wait until you can play without getting d/ced within 30 seconds after a 2 hour queue

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>>164883798
Is it stable? The log-in system keeps losing connection. Is the Nostalrius server itself running without DCs?

>>164883767
>
This fucking so much.

I wouldn't mind donating $5 a month to get queue priority.

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>ALL THE DUMB ORC WARLOCKS """UPGRADING""" THEIR 1.60 ATTACK SPEED DAGGER TO A 1.70

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>>164883416
>That hair style
*hurk*

Anyone have pics of the starting areas?

>>164883798
>feet
>cartoons

jesus christ, execute yourself.

WHO /GOTTOSEETHECHARACTERCREATIONSCREENFORONESECOND/ HERE?

>>164884069
me, for 10 different characters

>Haven't been dcd from queue after ten minutes or so
its happening

who can i ask for guild invite horde side?

>alex just sent the 19k queue screenshot to mike morhaime blizz headquarters

how long before elysium is shut down lads???

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>>164883967
Same here, feels good man!

Will Horde or Alliance be better for raid spots?
I want to go Herb/Alch Shadow Priest :^)

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>>164884023
i don't but it was about double this in the undead zone

>>164884138

Can't wait till he gets camped off this server too.

>>164884138
Why do you watch this tool?
Why do you give an fuck?

is the site doomed to be assraped all day by the fresh server? my friend wants to sign up and play pve but the thing is throwing a cloudflare backup at best.

>>164884249
he's /ourguy/

ALEX'S NAME IS JAKKYL. ADD TO CAMP LIST

>>164884213
Lol I guess thats why he donated $300 to the PvE server. I wonder if hey'll cry to the devs until they ban people for "stream sniping".

>>164883971
Nope

Are warlocks fun and what race/spec should I pick?

>be australian
>wake up
>oh boy cunts time for fresh
>position in queue 1100+
Well fuck me lads

>>164884138
what a faggot

>>164884138
Why are we caring what alex does, or are you guys doing ironically?
The dude literally used to scam gold from fags by fake-trading or fake-buying characters on retail. That shit is scummy as fuck.

Orc Rogue: male or female?

>want to play mage
>don't wanna be cucked by gankers

wat do

>>164884386
female for super snowflake

>>164884138
The only way he is shutting down Elysium is to send in the Blizzard Militia to storm the beaches of Moscow.

>>164884386
Straight vs Gay

>>164884363
The truth is we think he's pretty hot so we keep talking about him.
>those triceps

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>>164884249
>Why does anyone watch streamers
Because hes a QT...thats pretty much it.

>>164884386
Female for Garona

>>164884386
>perfect green waifu
>ugly retarded nigger

Hmm gee I dunno

>>164884289
what is he playing? im sure he's horde but what class?
i'll fuck him up with my paladin no matter what, even if he's a class pallies shouldn't be buttfucking. the dude is terrible.

>>164884305
sm/ruin will be your pve spec forever and ever and ever, enjoy shadowbolt
They're still my favorite class, all 3 specs are fine for leveling but destro will be very slow.
You need first aid

>>164884509
Looks like a roided up Anna Kendrick, he's Jewish isn't he?

>>164884386
female (male)

>>164884538
UD rogue

>>164883683
sorry, had to make room for hundreds of gold farmers each running a half-dozen botted mages

>>164884069
I actually got to level up to 6 before they decided to cuck the people who got there first, so i don't feel that bad, i'm already chilling on my pally in the pve server while i wait for the hype to die down, hopefully late at night

>>164884501
K cool, but there honestly can't be that many gay people here. Further can't really be that many gay people here that also are really into streamers that are shit at the game.
it seems like a small niche. Maybe I'm wrong. I have to think you faglords are just shitposting.

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>>164884138
You really think 20k is a meaningful number for the businessmen who sprung 3 billion Capitalist bucks on Candy Crush? That's barely a quarter million per month.

Not to even mention the fact that probably half this playerbase wouldn't even pay Blizzard because they're chinks and russkies and spaniards who can't afford it.

>>164884548
What's the best warlock pvp spec?

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>>164884582
lol no

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Why is no one spamming Alex with invites with all their memenames?

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>simply by being in-game I'm already ahead of the pack

>all my names got taken
>Chad Thundercock is already leveling in Stranglethorn
>still stuck in queue

>>164884927
Busy I take it?

>Estimated time: 427 min
uhhh, nostfags?

how's the queue guys? is it still a conga line?

mage or warlock?

So the Elysium mods just said they are seriously considering a donation system to skip the server queues.

I'm all for it personally. If shit is going to be like this and I'm going to have to wait 1-2 hours to get in game, I'd pay $5 a month.

>queue at 10k
>waited all this time
>got to be 83
>net fucked up and I got disconnected
>back at 12k

JUST

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Who female night elf warrior here?

>>164884927
reminder that you won't stay ahead of the pack unless you play 18hrs /day and reminder that unless you play for 24hrs straight on day one you might as well forget going to STV because the mad lads are already there and ready to fuck your lvl 30 boypussy

>>164884753
>they're chinks and russkies and spaniards who can't afford it.

Just like they did in retail?

also 250.000$ for an upkeep of less than 5k and that's exaggerating is an extremely good deal on top of that, wow is down to less than 2 mil, which means a lot of oldschool players would come out possibly going back to the original numbers, a lot of people don't play on Pservers for many reasons, they are scared of being hacked or think it may have legal percussion or just downright dislike the bugs etc.

>>164885042
cant even get past 9000 before a disco

PLAYING HORDE AND DON'T WANT TO JOIN SALTY DOGS? JOIN THE NEW HORDE GUILD
<Taiwan Tigers> is no more we are now <Dead Guilld>

https://discord.gg/zbYw8fD

>11
better not fuck me now slavshits

>tfw by the time i log in rag will be down

>>164885057
>So the Elysium mods just said they are seriously considering a donation system to skip the server queues.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

>>164885042
14-15k

what are they thinking having launch be on a weekened

>>164885080
I was until I got disconnected

i feel like such a faggot, been sitting around for like almost 5 hours just spamming my login info trying to get in and i still haven't been able to even create a character yet. at 7k in the queue right now but im 95% sure i'm disconnect and get sent to the back of the que again. feels bad man

>>164885080
As a horde player who doesn't like it when people play the wrong gender, I can appreciate this.
Male nelf warrior is decent too.

>>164885137

A group of 13 chads already cleared MC. They were on the front page of Twitch.

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>>164884582
>Looks like a roided up Anna Kendrick
While this may be true there is not a lot of ""talent"" out there when it comes to male streamers. CSGO has a pretty sexy meathead streamer but that game is pure cancer.

I DONT EVEN WANT TO PLAY ON THE FRESH START AUTIST SERVER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LET ME CONNECT

>>164885010
Starting areas are a clusterfuck, non-quest areas outside of them are open. Too many morons running around aimlessly or trying to do bad quests.

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mfw the only options of 4chan we have are
>Saltydogs shitposting circlejerk that won't get past MC
>Nihilum tranny circlejerk that will lootcouncil anything you want
>Dead horde guild literally called Dead Guild

>>164885187
for maximum "you think you do xd" impact on reddit

>>164885052
drood and be an annoying moonfire faggot that also heals everything

I keep getting disconnected every time I get anywhere with this queue
anyone want to erp tonight instead? I don't think I'll be playing on fresh anytime soon

>>164885310
>joining a 4chan guild

alex has the music taste of a 14 year old stoner

>>164885264
Same except i was able to make my character. Too bad the name was taken.
been forever in queue or dc ever since.

>>164885283
r-really?

>Alex STILL trying to collect pumpkins 30 mins later

LMFAO enjoy being behind the pack

>>164885291
Why are gays into such retarded looking guys anyway? What's wrong with you people?

>>164885356
4chan guilds are fun gay retard

>>164885468
Then why are you complaining about them?

>>164885384
>Update
Yes, they were streaming through Tyrone DeQuan's perspective, he had a lovely cam set up of him and his beautiful little snowbunny. I was exhausted from masturbating to the queue but I had to squirt out a little more to this magnificent stream

>someone took netori
ree

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>watching documentary about deep ocean life

>>164885448
Are you just now realizing gays are mentally ill?

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>tfw your pocket GM reserved your name
kek stay mad you literally whos

mandate boys ww@

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>>164885291
>freakazoid
*sploosh*

>people still wearing their shirts in the starter zones
>not cashing in literally F R E E currency on your back

Alex is already LEVEL 6

What are you doing?

Is Nelf even a choice for warrior? I wanna do tanking and I always enjoyed nelf animations but I dont know if dodge racial is even remotely good.

>>164885524
im not? im a different poster this is all a big misunderstanding.

>>164885448
>Beta cuck gets upset when alpha males get more attention
Wew, at least TRY to hide your insecurity.

>>164885737
its good but not that good, gnome is better for movement

>>164885424
how is somebody who claims to be an advocate to classic community so fucking bad at classic

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Baine?

>Tfw no one to suck my dick while waiting in queue
Life is tough

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>Finally get in after 6 hours
>Literally crying
>Spend 30mins designing my toon
>Enter character name;
>"Waifu"
>It's already taken!!?

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS TOOK MY NAME!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I EVEN TRIED MY BACKUP NAME! "QTWAIFU' BUT IT WAS TAKEN TOO!!

WHO TOOK IT GIVE IT TO ME!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FUCKING SHIT!!! CRESTFALL WHEN!!!?!??!?!

this launch is shit

>>164885679
hes not playing on fresh

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current status:
>9-10: ahead of the pack, prime specimens
>6-8: the pack, can get a girlfriend
>3-5: what are you doing?
>1-2: might as well have stayed on old servers
>queue: Russian semen for brains

>>164885468

if you're an obnoxious meme-spouting teenager, yes, they are.

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>>164885852
i will
please

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my healslut left me

>>164886202
>healSLUT
what did you expect?

>>164885982
Wasting time scrounging for resources with the common rabble is far too jejune for me. It's better to wait until the yuros go to bed.

>>164885108
>>164885183

Just chill on the pvp/pve server for a while dudes, why do you do this to yourselves, you're never getting in with a queue longer than 2k if you get dc every 10 minutes

>estimate going between 30 mins to 200 mins
Just give me a fucking number

Link to Chad stream? the thundercock?

So what's the highest level at the moment? I reached 3 and had to go out for dinner, I feel so far behind.

>11240 in queue

How's the cuckshed queuefags?

>not making cone cows in the limbo character creation area in haven&hearth while you suffer through 11k queue

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>If you get disconnected in queue, make sure to restart your client before attempting to reconnect.

>>164886316

the number doesn't matter because once you get close to getting in you're gonna disconnect and get sent to the back of the queue anyway

>>164885468

So are other guilds. Especially ones that can clear content on time.

>>164885737
dodge racial is good but weapon skill tps is superior

>>164886392
im sure ur reddit guild will get very far my friend

>SD is way ahead of MoH level wise

lmao

How to get the clam chowder recipe? I'ts always off the vendor at Jabbey's and it's never on the AH.

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>~2700 in queue
>dc
>12400 in queue

>>164886369
15-18.

>Streamers don't get a queue

Feels good.

Human warrior or Tauren warrior?

>>164886301
i must be pure and F R E S H

>>164886381
explain

>>164885841
Because he either didn't play actual vanilla or was extremely shit. He has flipflopped on "started in tbc" to "raided original naxx" so many times that it's shocking that his actual fans don't call him out on it.
I think he did play vanilla but was very young and really shit, probably didn't start actually doing anything besides fucking around and leveling until tbc, likely still didn't raid seriously until wrath.
Which probably isn't unlike LOTS of people especially here, except that he lies about it.
Past that he's shit at the game, at least in my opinion, because he's genuinely very lazy. He constantly can't figure things out that would take literally 10 seconds to google. He's like a dude asking something stupid in world chat for 20 minutes instead of looking it up, only in a more visible way.

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>>164886642
Slav magic.

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>tfw got kicked out of queue an hour ago and I'm now in position 5k
>little sister didn't get kicked out and she's in position110
IT'S NOT FAIR