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/nosg/ - Nostalrius General

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OFFICIAL DISCORD:

https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM

set realmlist logon.elysium-project.org
set realmlist logon.elysium-project.org

GUILDS:
<FREE TAIWAN> (horde) (WE'RE COLLECTING SHEKELS FOR CHARTER)

>What is this?
This is the Nostalrius general. A private server for vanilla world of warcraft. We're currently waiting on the new nost server release.

SERVER RELEASES TODAY!!

OFFICIAL HYPE DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM


>Server homepage
https://elysium-project.org/
>Vanilla WoW database
http://db.vanillagaming.org
>Leveling Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit
>Nos Pre-Bis
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j81TgG0p_HrYKajiUiQfYIoSUx1culzy2u_Fc4wtiS8/edit#gid=329725463
>Leveling Specs
http://imgur.com/a/aNm8V#0
>Big Addon Pack
http://www.wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vanilla-112-addons-download/

Last: >>164872357
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F R E S H
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MULGORE BELONGS TO THE ORCS
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NICE SERVER FRESHKEKS
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>>164879893
Congratz. Now you're gonna get camped by fags thinking you're him.
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>queue timer drops to <1min for some reason
>stops counting down the slots
Fuck. I thought I would create my character today at least.Tauren war
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>>164880116
You enjoying getting your login cucked by freshbulls?
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We double digits in queue senpaitachi.
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POST GOOD NAMES

RIGHT

MEOW
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>tfw youll never be a tranny's personal cocksleeve
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Let's get a HOGGER group going, lads.

Fucking please.
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Real new thread with proper OP instead of shilling to a dead guild
>>164880160
>>164880160
>>164880160
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>>164880241
Meme+noun of your choice
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REQUESTING A GUILD INVITE
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>Position in queue: 874
I can feel it
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>Don't spam logon since they asked
>Get tired
>After logging in three times in a row I'm fucking in
WHAT THE FUCK
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What's that queuecucks? Not level 7 yet?

Why not try logging in again?
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>watch queue
>randomly hundreds leave queue
>pray im not on the chopping block next
p-please mister yang
i'll buy your gold
$4 is a great deal
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>>164880359
>muh discord circlejerk
Kys autist
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>>164880359
Fuck off with your thread wars you cunt.
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>>164880241
Garithos

I already got it :^)
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>>164880394
How do I get runescape font?
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>queue frozen
>dont want to cuck myself by doing nothing but also dont really want to cuck myself by clicking something
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Can't even queue, keeps disconnecting me while tabbed out.
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>>164880394
Link that RS font pls.
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300 in queue and SERVER DISCONNECTED
i want on mr boris wild ride
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IT'S UP

NOT A DRILL

IT'S REALLY UP
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post your chink ganking names
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>disconnected from server
why
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>>164880561
>>164880627
not them but you can probably easily literally google runescape font and put it in your WoW folder
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>>164880742
sushiremover
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>>164880742
romperstomper
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Post you position in queue boys

>10232
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Undead or Orc warlock?
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my queue has been frozen for like 10 minutes
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>>164880869
I was at like 7000 but I got dc'ed and now it's 10500 lmao
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>watching alex stream
>he is camping a lvl 2 quest with 10+ other people waiting to try to get 1 out of 6 items
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>>164880892
Orc if you're manly, undead if you're crafty.
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>>164880869
>10086
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>make a second server

>fuse the 2 together in a month

Why can't they do this?
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WHY IS MY QUEUE INCREASING
IT JUST WENT FROM 2.5k to 3.2k
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>Alex wasting his time doing all the starter quests

rofl
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>>164880973
reminder to shill questing so most people fight over a few quest spawns while you're more free to grind

did anyone take the /china channel?
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>>164880160
Real thread here, stop being a cunt advertising only your own guild on the OP
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>>164881086
Drink bleach tranny
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MY QUEUE IS FROZEN
H E L P
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>>164881086
>Real thread
>Same amount of posters
>Less IPs
hmmmm...
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FOR THE ALLIANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOnbcN3ig5Q
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i was at 300 now im back at 11000
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WHICH ONE?
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>>164881424
right if you pve

left if you pvp
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>>164881424
right
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>>164881424
Left obviously.
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im constantly getting kicked out of the queue -_-
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who /shit battlestation but comfy/ here
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>>164881649
>pepsi
>not coke
lmao
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>>164881713
i have some cane sugar coke in my minifridge
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>>164880892
Orc Warlock is a meme
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>>164881649
>soda
>flag
>webcam
>in queue
kek times a t h o u s a n d

>>164881713
>falling for the american imperialism
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>>164881649
>that bottle
no wonder americans are fat fucks
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>>164881649
i hope you dont live in america with that thing above you
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>>164882067
i do :)
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>>164882105
you have to go back
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is he /ourguy/?
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>>164880869
>was 3000
>now 11000 after disconnecting
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yo i cant get in because my queue keeps freezing

what the fuck do i do
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>>164881949
BONUS
PET
D A M A G E
A
M
A
G
E
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cant even connect to normal pvp or pve server REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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who 10 here?
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>>164882505
extremely useful for all those times you use your pet to do damage

which is like, what, wotlk? gotta prepare
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NOSTFAGS GET OUT OF MY QUEUE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Every time i log in it disconnects me immediately.
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>Disconnected at 4k position in the queue
>Now at position 10k

J U S T F U C K M Y S H I T U P
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>>164882660
>femorc
bögjävel
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>>164882773

>>164880046
>>164882249
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>>164882705
you could breathe underwater longer
or you could get F R E E damage
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>>164883103
you can get wotf for ony, nef, bug family, and pvp
or
you can get "free" pet damage despite that fact you either sacrifice your pet or keep it next to you because it's squishy as fuck (but I guess you can also get a self mortal strike to fuck with healers)
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>>164883521
>Needing that crutch
I bet you're alliance
which is why you kill F I V E percent slower without that F R E E damage
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>>164880869
8483
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>>164880869
8092
103min
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>>164880869
7558
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>>164880869
97
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>Thought I got a cool name.
>Turns out I spelt it wrong.
>Correct spelling is taken.

Just
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>>164880869
12045
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>>164880869
I feel like there's something wrong on my end, everytime I log in it'll immediately disconnect me.
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I
HAVE
BEEN
TRYING
TO
SIMPLY
>GET
INTO
THE
QUEUE
FOR
NEARLY
FOUR
HOURS
FUCK
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So what's the highest level at the moment? I reached 3 and had to go out for dinner, I feel so far behind.

>11240 in queue
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whisper manlett for invite to nost ally guild
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OKAY IM 12K IN Q
HELP ME PICK A CLASS GUYS
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>>164886496
Warlock.
It's a strong class with high utility and is in demand but underplayed due to amount of rogues
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Who do I whisper for Horde guild invite?
Also post discord.
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>Stuck in queue position 9013 with 13 minutes left

the fuck is this
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>>164887131

>Underplayed due to amount of rouges

What do you mean
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wonder if anyone has taken the name Taiwan?

#osoc
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>>164887504
I was like that but a 8624 with 9 minutes remaining. The timing eventually corrects itself back at 148 minutes at 7650
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>>164880241
Bootysweat
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>>164887885
>>164887504
nostalrused
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>que position 12970

What's the server cap on this shit?
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Can I log in now?
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>wait through hour long queue to not retrieve character list and get kicked back into the queue
>twice

gg
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inb4 everybody quits fresh after 2 days
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>roughe
>mage
>lock
what do i play lads
(on horde)
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went from 3k in queue back to 12k fuuuck
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>>164890293
Rouge
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>>164890868
see u in 3 hours
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>>164891139
na it will kick me again in 30min.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw
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>there are probably people in deadmines right now
>youre 12.5k in queue
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>>164891963
>There are people doing Naxxx now

JUST
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who /oldfag/ here WILL OUR SERVER SURVIVE?
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>>164892754
It's already dead, stick a knife in it
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I wanna be a special snowflake. Is female troll warrior ok?
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>>164894547
Combat regen might save your life when tanking
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>got DCed again
is there any fucking point in trying to get in?
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What professions should I be rolling for the fresh server? Im ganna be a Warrior
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queue position 1993

pizza comes in 10 minutes

gonna be close
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>LF DPS VC
>Joeypaladin: Can I join?

What do /nosg/?
>>
>>164892754
There were 9k people when I logged out.
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>>164894898
Shit that'll make you money like herbalaism
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>>164879968

Is that a picture of the Arathi Highlands ZG mallet quest area?
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>>164895501
do it, there's barely any difference between classes at such low level, 90% of damage is going to be auto attack regardless of class
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>>164895501
it's just lowbie dungeons
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Is there still a queue?
>>
it's morning in China now

queue will be 28000 soon

if you haven't logged in by now just give up
>>
If you're stuck in queue, come watch me play while you wait!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drp8ZYzPldQ
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lol disconnected at #400 three times today
fuck you slavs i hate all slavs
>>
How long can you afk at the login screen without being kicked?
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>>164895626
Hinterlands.
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holy shit i just want to play

been in queue all fucking morning

kill me
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>>164895752
20 min
>>
>>164879968
What is the comfiest class/race combo to play as?

I thinking Tauren Hunter might be top comfy
>>
Great, in queue for 2 hours and now stuck at Retrieving Realm list
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>>164895851
>not dorf hunter
>not sitting in Anvilmar having a brew with your fellow lowbies while the storm rages outside
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>>164879968
I FOUND A COPPER NODE TAKE THAT YOU YELLOW FUCKS
>>
does grimone play here?
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>place in queue 5200
I might be able to level up to 2 before I have to go to bed and wageslave tomorrow, and when I'm ready to play again people will be level 40 already

Fuck working weekends
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hey guys wanna hear something funny ?

if you do somehow manage to get in, you won't even be able to do anything since every single mob will be camped by an army of 40 players
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>>164895806
Shiiett, I really want to take a break for an hour or two
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>reached 20k people in queue at one point

Holy shit. You think you do, but you don't.

A reminder that when Super Meat Boy was released, it was considered a runaway breakout success after it sold 10k copies.

If Blizzard isn't in the middle of preparing official legacy servers, they're fucking ignorant at this point.
>>
some of you guys are alright
don't go to elysium tomorrow
>>
>>164895501
>http://db.vanillagaming.org/?item=5443 drops
>he rolls for it
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am i gonna make it bros
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Anyone else gonna try the new Dark age server?
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>vanilla is about the journey, not the destination. the leveling is well-paced and you truly feel like you're on an adventure that's worth savoring
>if I'm not in the first 10 people on the server to hit 60 it's not even worth playing
Well freshcucks? Which is it?
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>>164896127
hold your horses partner, the amount of times i entered the 12k queue and got disconnected at 2k means i've gone through at least a good 50k players. You really expect me to even log on this week?
>>
How's the launch gone? Anything noteworthy happen? How's old looking atm?
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>Estimated time: 90 min

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164896127

Wanna hear something funny?

The mobs have really, really quick respawn time. I got to level 8 in around 3,5 hours because questing was piss easy.
>Find a spot where your quest mob spawns
>Kill the mob and loot his corpse
>Wait literally max 10 seconds
>Mob respawns at the same specific spot
>Repeat

L U L at those that spent weeks preparing an exploration leveling route, holy shit.
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>>164895905
You have a point there. Dorfs truly are the comfy master race. Shame though that they have to share their lands with filthy gnome refugees
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>>164896294
False equivalency.
>>
>Why didnt they open 2 servers at launch then merge them after 2-4 weeks?
>>
finally broke <1000 in the que. Been waiting hours. How's the que going for your bois?
>>
>>164896421
reeeee fuck you anon
>>
>someone steals your name

WHYYYYY
>>
>>164896174
20k is fucking nothing. Blizzard has 15 million subscriptions. That's 20k x 5 > 1 mil x 15
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>>164896410
>estimated time: 63 minutes
>It's been like this for 3 hours now
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>>164896410
>estimated time: 249 minutes
>>
I SKIPPED WORK JUST FOR THIS AND I CAN'T EVEN PLAY
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>>164896483
4709
started at 12000 like an hour ago, if this keep going i should be okay relatively soon r-right
>>
If I like pvping is a hunter good at that?

How good are they at pvp compared to mages and the like?
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>>164896452
Not an argument.
>>
>>164896174
>comparing an indie game made before the indie game boom to one of the most successful and popular video games of all times
>>
>>164896483
Stuck on Retrieving Realm list after being in queue for 2.5 hours. Just waiting for the inevitable Session Expired popup
>>
>>164896421
>The mobs have really, really quick respawn time.

not all of them :^(
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there are 6000 chinks in front of me and I have to go out in 4 hours

is there a chance i can actually get through this queue without dcing
>>
>Level 8 after 3 hours

Still having fun

Fuck all of these rogue fucking shits stop stealing my mob spawns
>>
are y'all getting disconnected mid-queue as well?
>>
>>164896510
i hope your name wasn't lenny
>>
Alliance: how often are you guys seeing foreign guilds advertised in chat
>>
>>164896516
20k is a lot from only word of mouth.

Imagine what Blizzard could do with their marketing machine behind it.

"There is no interest for legacy servers" is not a valid excuse anymore.
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>>164896681
Position in Queue: 8705 after 4 hours

Still having fun
>>
>i'm stuck at retrieving realm list
what do i do
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>>164896749
yes
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>>164896620
hunters are literally unbeatable killing machines IF you know perfectly how to play them
If you don't you'll just get ass-raped by absolutely anybody
this includes knowing how to move and kite better than any other class on top of perfectly timing all your CDs and praying to the RNGods that your traps don't get resisted or straight up ignored thanks to latency

But if you even had to ask in the first place it means you don't have the level to be a good pvp hunter and you should either roll mage or get ready to actually learn how to play if you don't want to face endless frustration
protip : most people will just reroll mage
>>
is orc rogue goof
>>
Is it ok to sell names for gold?
>>
>>164896985
well im level 8 already and fuck that with this fresh start.

also DM:N makes more money than DM:E right?
>>
>americans start waking up
>queue suddenly stops moving
>thread filled with shitposting

how does this happen every fucking time
>>
>>164896516
>15 million subscriptions
lol yeah right
maybe 1 mil in the west and i'm generous
and there's like let's say 50k people on this server, that represents 5% which is decent actually
>>
I JUST WANT TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
where are you at
http://www.strawpoll.me/12055898
http://www.strawpoll.me/12055898
http://www.strawpoll.me/12055898
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stuck on retrieving realm list after that long queue
kill me
>>
>>164897179
Yeah, I'm eventually selling Hemingway for 50g
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>queue slowed to a crawl
thats fine i didnt want to play today anyway
>>
>>164897241
>start waking up at 7pm
yeah ok
>>
>>164896461
who r u quoting
>>
Holy fucking shit reeee
>game crashes
>log back in
>everything smooth
>get kicked out at end of loading screen
>log back in
>11k in queue

what the fuck
>>
>>164897304
How much would berserk character names cost? Griffith, Casca, the loli mage serpico and his half sister?
>>
>>164897356
me
>>
>>164897241
>americans wake up at 7pm

on a scale of 1 to "european" refugee how retarded are you
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>running around in contested area on old
>see horde
>attack him
>he is a level higher
>he doesnt even fight back he just run
>he starts spamming yells
>the chase continues and 40 seconds later a group of four other hordes come to help him
>they're all waiting around my corpse when I run back

classic
>>
>>164896516

>blizzard has 15 million subscriptions

ahahahahahaa yeah sure, if you count hearthstone and HoTS too you fucking retard
>>
>>164897375
you're the one supplying them so you should make the price
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>she isn't just playing on the old server
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>>164897392
sorr what was that? i dont spak burger
>>
>>164887784
>Rogues/hunters are most overplayed class
>Rogues devastate warlocks in PvP, barely even a contest.
>you will get ganked over and over as you level
>warlocks wear cloth and can't compensate until they get good gear/high level
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>yfw you learned americans clap when they wake up
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theres a cute little queue thats appeared for the quest item, everyone having a good time and respecting it

good community
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>>164897641
i clap my dick when i wake up
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I had to change my name because mine was offensive, but now when I type in chat it still shows to others as my old one and nobody can whisper me.
>>
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>>164879968

Fuck this place, i've cleared it with a group and walked all over for tainted blood but it was nowhere, and yes i know it looks like tiny cauldrons.

Decided to throw the quest away.
I was lucky enough to find a random wand from a drop that was slightly better 1 day later.
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>>164897527
>she didnt make a new account for the fresh prince server so she could play on oldnost and Freshprince server at the same time
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>>164897575
Ah, I miss Roguecraft posting.
>>
>>164897690
i clap your wife's son's dick when i wake up lol
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>>164897460

>waiting around my corpse

the term is "camping", new friend
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>>164897838
that's gay desu
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>>164896680
if you're one of the lucky ones and dont get dc you'll get in in about 40 minutes, desu the queue wouldn't be bad if it weren't for the fucking dcs while waiting in the queue

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT THO LAD
>>
ARE
ORC
ROGUES
GOOD
YES
OR
NO
>>
who /mandate/ here
>>
>>164897676
>a LITERAL, UNIRONICAL queue

this is sheer redditry
>>
>vanillaguide

how to spot a newcuck
>>
>>164897948
Orc rogues counter melee classes, but UD rogues are the executors of casters.
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>>164897802
if you are confused about rogue why not jus ask the best rogue to exist
@Grim#8789
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>>164897863
it's a meme you dip
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>>164897948
blood elf is better for the silence.
>>
>>164882660

You fucking nerd already hit lvl 14 eh
>>
>>164897948
Are you fucking retarded? Look at the racials and use your brain you god damn retard.
>>
ok so I haven't played wow since wotlk but Im levelling as a rogue and casually engaging in world pvp

casters jsut the superior alternative for low level pvp or am I bad? I can't seem to deal with warlocks spamming fear and mages using frost nova, blinking away, and kiting me
>>
When are the lasy ass developers going to actually add the rest of the graveyards to their spaghetti code?
>>
>>164897676
if i could get in i would shamelessly ninja it
>>
>>164898013
it's just james/joana's guide without alt tabbing, stop being such an """""oldfag"""""
>>
Cold beer on a friday night.
Pair of jeans that fit just right.
And turn the radio uuuuuuuuuup.
Feel the love in my womens (male) eyes
And the touch of a precious child

And a little bit of chicken fried
>>
>>164898101
If you can't kill a caster within the span of a Cheap Shot -> Kidney Shot stun, then you shouldn't be attacking that caster.
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I GOT KICKED AND AM BACK IN THE QUEUE
>>
Fem ud warrior y/n?
>>
>>164898176
newcuck detected
>>
>>164898224
yes for the sick snowflake cred
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>>164898013
it's not even working
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>>164898206

Cheap - kidney - gouge - vanish - cheap shot - kidney - preparation - vanish - cheap - kidney - blind - stealth - cheap - kidney
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>>164898224
yes
cant go wrong desu
cool animations
cool racial abilities
snowflake

racials are an overrated meme anyways, except for wotf
>>
>>164898224
I'm rolling one rn as we speak
>>
>freshcucks unironically thought they would be ahead with their exploration today
>freshcucks unironically thought they would be able to play today
Laugh at them.
>>
what race for mage
>>
I'm number 303 in the que. Been waiting like 5 hours but I need to go out soon. Pretty sure I'll probably get disconnected before I can make a character and get in anyway. Thank you for reading my post.
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>>164898449
igger
>>
>>164898449
Gnome > Human
UD > Troll
>>
>>164898449

female
>>
Got the names Hilary, Mulgore and Durotar.
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>>164898474
it was a pretty good post. i've read better, i'll admit, but i really like your writing style. don't stop doing what you do.
>>
Pro tip for the 50 guys farming one mob in fargodeep, you can get gold dust and candles from jasperload too, which has a lot more free mobs.
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>>164898449
Human is the most aesthetic.
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>>164898426
Stay on you're dead server then :^)
>>
>>164898578

I appreciate the feedback.
>>
>>164898474
cum?
>>
>>164898578
it was nice of you to provide positive feedback to this community member. I like that you did that and I hope you continue to be kind in the future, anon
>>
>>164898507
>gnome
kys
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>>164898474

Thanks for the update senpai. Keep me posted!
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>they don't know how to pass the queue
lmao
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Made an afkbot while i've been waiting so i wont have to deal with a que for the next few days.
>>
>>164898449
Undead female look the best in robes and have goat animations
>>
>>164898629
If only it were deader.

It's still ~40% too much. Makes leveling feel cheap. Lower westfall isn't even scary.
>>
QUICK WHICH HAS MORE ENGLISH SPEAKING PLAYERS

HORDE OR ALLIANCE?
>>
>>164898610
Kill yourself tranny shitter.
>>
>>164898782
won't disconnects still screw you over?
>>
>>164898870
Horde
>>
>>164898882
>tranny
What did he mean by this?
>>
>>164898870
Alliance has a lot of Brazilians I've noticed.
>>
EVERYONE REE A LITTLE REE IN UNISON
5
4
3
>>
i told you guys fresh will be literally dead on arrival
>>
>>164898940
Sure, but it's better than nothing!
>>
loch modan or westfall?
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All these retardins thinking they are going to raid as ret... triggers me so much. We didn't allow it on Kronos, we won't allow it here. Especially with only 8 debuff slots

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164899115
log off and take a break
>>
undead rogue y/n?
>>
>>164899210
Lol suck a Dick you pedophile piece of shit.
>>
>spend whole day reading /nosg/ and watching wow videos
>spend 6 hours trying to log in
>realize how pointless it is and that I would rather be reading a book
Goodbye /nosg/, I wish you good loot and many HKs.
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oldcucks quietly waiting in freshqueue so they don't miss out hehe
>>
>>164899293
ur moms a whore y/n?
>>
>>164899330
nice blog
bye shitter
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>>164898720
this

i'm more of a kde person myself
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I've never played WoW before, but I'm interested in getting into it. What am I getting myself into?
>>
>>164898782
how does one do this
>>
what else can I play
these queues are killing me
>>
>>164899308
why u so mean
>>
>>164899308
First off, fuck you you "SUPER RANDOM 4CHAN XD TROLLER MASTER"

you just butthurt you realised your retadin is useless as shit? first time playing vanilla? ive got enough experience to go through a few servers and tell someone like you its just not gonna work no matter how much you gear. youll still be second best to even a pre-bis fury warr

so go ahead and prove me wrong you little bitch boi
>>
What should I do when stuck on retrieving realm list? Wait it out? Cancel and try to relog? I don't even care anymore.
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>>164899498
>>
I hope none of you plan on playing warrior.

On a completely unrelated sidenote: how do I deal with the depression of being a ghost 80% of the time after hitting level 30 with no friends? I don't know any 60s to boost me to wwaxe, do I just sit in some corner of the world and grind to 40?
>>
>>164899498
for the next few days hours of waiting to even join the server, server instabilities and quest spots occupied by 40 people trying to do the same thing you do.

just give it a week to cool down.
all the 9gag children that have heard about EPIC VANILLA ADVENTURE XDDD will get bored and space will free up
>>
I FINALLY GOT IN AFTER HOURS OF WAITING AND NOW IT'S STUCK ON RETRIEVING REALM LIST

FUCK YOU
>>
>there are people that aren't level 10 on fresh and already enjoying all the free space in barrens.
>>
>>164899756

Same. Not sure what to do. Wait until i get an error message or just cancel?
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>>164899626
Learn cooking and first aid. Kill only one mob at a time. Camp the spot where the WWaxe questgiver is until some 60 come help a lowbie and make them help you too. Tank dungeons in-between questing so you get a bit of grind exp and better gear.
>>
>trying to do those murloc quests as a warrior in elwynn

HOLY FUCK THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
>>
>1000th in queue
>d/c
>back to 11000th in line

it's okay I probably didn't want to watch level 1-3 boars die instantly after spawning
>>
955 in que wish me luck!
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>>164899578
> An adult typed this.
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>>164898949
>>164899000

Okay...so I went to the Nost forums and tallied up the amount of EU guilds on the first 3 pages of guild recruitment for each side.

Fucking christ lads...Both factions had the same amount of EU guilds advertising. 35

So I guess it doesn't even matter
>>
>>164900009
good luck
>>
I'm now sub 10k in the queue. This is it boys.
>>
>>164899945

It's actually pretty decent. It usually just takes a minute or two to get a free spawn point, and then you just stick to that one. Respawn time is about 5-10s after the mob dies.
>>
>>164900040
>he thinks that poster was an adult
>>
Even if you manage to make it through the que without disconnecting you'll still likely get stuck on retrieving realm list.
>>
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>>164899918
>he fell for the warrior meme
>>
>>164897676
>Wait in queue to login
>Get in
>Wait in queue to finish quest
epic
>>
>get to 70 q
>mom says i have to eat at the table
>tell her no
>she's on the phone with dad and talking loud so i can hear her
THIS IS BULLSHIT. BUULL SHIT.
>>
>>164900057
I made it from 10 k to 55 and got kicked.
>>
>>164880869
>11000

it's like the archeage launch but worse
>>
>>164898449
Gnome or Troll for PvE

Human or Undead for PvP
>>
>>164900273
>tfw this is my 4th time sitting in the 12k queue
>>
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Horde shaman or Alliance warlock?
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>>164900167
I just made it through the queue perfectly fine.
>>
WE /3500/ NOW!

GET SHIT ON FAGS
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>ordered a $40 pizza to celebrate the launch at noon today
>it's still sitting cold and uneaten as I continue to fail at logging in for 7 hours straight now
>>
>>164900378
>Alliance warlock
>ever
>>
Ok im through the queue now im stuck on retrieving realm list what do
>>
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>>164900469
>Disconnected
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>>164899308
>liking asian girls is pedophilia now
wow anon that's racist
>>
>>164900319
Scratch that, just roll a gnome. Escape Artist is the most overpowered underused racial to exist.
>>
>dad knocks on the door and notices i am playing wow
>"still looking at green butts huh? nothing has changed over the years."

DAD PLEASEEE
>>
>>164900567
Hit escape then rapidly hit enter and left ctrl
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>>164899918

Right; You wanna solo Warrior level? well buckle the fuck up because you just selected HARD MODE you fucking SLOB

GET SOME FIRST AID - NOT AN OPTION HOLY FUCK

THEN GET SOME FUCKING COOKING. GONNA NEED FOOD AND GONNA NEED BUFFS

THEN GET YOUR ASS SOME BLACKSMITHING AND GIVE YOURSELF GEAR; WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING GEAR DEPENDENT YOU NEED TO HAVE UPDATED GREENS AT ALL TIMES OR ANYTHING 2 LEVELS HIGHER THAN YOU IS GONNA KILL YOU!

PROS - INSTANT DUNGEONS ALL THE TIME
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>>164900627
>light CC break
>With a cast time
>>
>6k finnaly

How much longer fuck
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>all these fags waiting for fresh

why haven't you joined the classless ascension project yet, cucks?
>>
>>164900567
>>164900645
I didnt try that but it disconnected me so i just wasted 4 and a half hours , ill be back in a week
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tfw friends are going alliance but you are not a cuck
>>
>>164900469
>dc'ed at sub 100
>>
>go from 12k to 3k in just an hour
>another hour later i'm still at 2800
how ??
>>
>>164900758
>Level 9 Hero

Is that a new class?
>>
>>164900726
Shit, anything 1 level higher will kill you.
>>
>tfw queue has moved 500 in an hour
aaaaa
>>
What's warlock leveling rotation?

CoA->corruption-->immolate-->shadowbolt?
>>
have any of you managed to connect, log on, and play your character after being 10k+ in queue? I dc before I see the character slect screen every fucking time.
>>
In queue three hours before I got in, started around 7000 I believe
>>
>>164900957

>shadowbolt

>not greater wand

shiggydiggydoo
>>
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>finally get in after waiting 7 hours
>retrieving realm list
>it disconnects
ARE YO UFUCKING FKIDDING ME FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>
>Disconnected not even getting a queue

why
>>
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>EIGHT (8) MONTHS until bwl
>TEN (10, one-zero) M O N T H S until ZG

Freshcucks will defend this


>b-but muh blizzlike release timeline!
It's not even blizzlike you newfags. There are so many errors in it. The most obvious example is the fact that Arathi Basin is in the game from the start.
If you weren't newfriends, you'd know that Warsong Gulch and AV were both added at the same time, some months after release, and AB came much later on.
>>
>>164900957
yeah burning mana on dots that will run for 20% of their duration is worth it

by the way how does it feel to be a gigantic unoriginal faggot? A lock? Really?
>>
>>164900957
start with immolate to tag mobs instantly
>>
>>164900469
I already have 6 hours /played

What am I doing with my life?
>>
jesus how long is a 11k que ? 2-3 hours approx?
>>
>>164900895
it's a classless realm, as you level up you can pick talents and spells from every class and spec

there are limits though and it's FFA PvP, anyone can attack anyone at any time besides inns, cities and dungeons.

if you kill someone within 6 levels of you, they drop a chest with some of their items in it
>>
>>164901190
Calm down autismo
>>
>>164901250
try 3 - 5 hours
>>
>>164901290
thats really fucking cool actually
>>
>>164901250

closer to 3, maybe a little over 3
>>
>>164901250
Try 6-7
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>>164901179

I'm going to spend 8 months camping Redridge and stopping Alliance from leveling
>>
>>164900836
Horde are the ones who end up getting cucked when we stomp them with our tryhard premades 24/7.
>>
they should increase the realm population by 20k so everyone lags and has to suffer.
>>
>>164901250
Been here since server launch. I still didnt get to make a character.
You can guess.
>>
>>164901329
>>164901339
>>164901368
fuck. i leveled to like level 4 and had to crash for like 4-5 hours coz i smoked way too much and i was fucked
>>
russia sucks
>>
Oh man, the disconnects are real. Got to 200 after 4 hours in queue and I have to restart again. Giving up on this server before even getting to the character screen kek
>>
>>164901468
they should stop being braindead retards and release another fucking server already otherwise this shitshow won't be playable ever
>>
>>164901478

at least you got to play, i've been trying to log in for almost 8 hours now and all i've been able to do is create 2 characters before getting disconnected, haven't actually gotten to play yet
>>
>>164901290
>you drop items when you die in PvP
>Blizzlike
>>
>>164901539
this
>>
>>164901397
My negro
>>
>>164901135
cancel and make a character, or else you have to wait again
>>
>>164901613
The server doesn't claim to be Blizzlike you Blizzdrone.

>>164901290
Seems pretty fun, I looked it up and it says it's in closed beta, but there's no fucking info anywhere else on their site and their forums don't work.
>>
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>>164901415
I-if you say so anon
>>
>>164901539
>>164901651

It's literally the initial "day 1 hype"
If they released 2 servers it would end up MUCH worse in the long run. Sure it might suck for you now, but it's better for long term health of the server.
After 1 week or so, the new server should be playable without too long of a queue.
>>
>>164901692
i got kicked as soon as i hit cancel, and before that i didn't even get to the screen.
fuck the developers. if there wasn't 10,000+ illegal chinese players this wouldn't even be a problem.
>>
My first login attempt was two minutes after the server opened
Haven't been higher than 1500 since then
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Log out of Elysium
>>
reminder that if you're levelling warrior then find a priest buddy, stay his level and stick to his ass like industrial glue.

you're gonna need someone to spam dispel on you once you enter shimmering flats and all the mages dicks swing up when they spy a 100% kitable warrior, AKA free HKs. go arms for the stance dancing and be sure to suck your priest's dick as much as you can.

you're going to need
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post yfw you finally get through the que and they announce a restart
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>164901913
If that's true I'm going to sodomize you, that isn't true shut the fuck up faggot shut the fuck up
>>
>>164900836
I'll be your new friend, anon
>>
So
I want to tank at end game
Warrior, Paladin, Druid?
>>
i'm nearly in, but can't decide between undead warlock and dwarf priest, what do lads?
>>
>>164901945
prepare to be hacked kiddo
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Stop playing on stupid Slav servers strung together by script kiddies.
Do something useful with your life.
Imagine if you never played WoW. imagine you spent half of the time you spent on WoW, working out and getting fit. You'd be hot, confident, and probably wouldn't be a virgin by now.

Imagine if you spent half the time you spent playing WoW, learning a foreign language, or any skill like Programming, Drawing, Music, fuck even Fire Juggling. Literally anything on the planet you can do is better for your life than playing WoW.
You will regret this time spent in the future. This is your warning.
>>
>tfw <1000 in queue
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whoa... so this is the power... of elysium
>>
>>164902046
I suggest you choose the one tank class then
>>
>>164902046
warrior
only option
>>
>>164901913
>>164901994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2sex1mJNI
>>
so is it expected that the website doesn't fucking load?

i guess making a toon is out tonight
>>
>>164902046
Warrior is the only viable tank.
>>
>>164902046
So you want to tank huh?
Your options are:
1. Endure the 9 circles of warrior levelling
or
2. Play something other than vanilla.

Have fun!
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>>164901945
>http://forum.ponyville.net/profile/824-firemonkey11/
>>
>>164902112
>>164902110
>>164902154
>>164902153

okay
horde or alliance?
i want fun with friends
also i want to be a blacksmith
>>
>>164902086
>p-please get out of queue for my and my wife's bull
>>
at least people are going to bed
average queue at fresh is now 9k
>>
>>164902239
Horde
Tauren
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>>164900895
Hes an hero.
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>>164902303
you're wrong
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>>164902303
>he doesn't know
>>
I want to heal.

Obviously I can be priest, which is UD or troll, both are ugly.

Were shammys good healers in Vanilla?
>>
Which stream is highest level ?
>>
>>164901337
>>164901754
https://www.reddit.com/r/Project_Ascension/

>le plebbit

i know
>>
So my girl plays a hunter, what class should I pick for best synergy?
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i've been in the queue for 8 (eight) earth hours
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>>164902413
Resto shammys are the best healers and a guaranteed raid spot
>>
>>164902096
>>164902096
after 20 minutes i am at 10700
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>>164902303
WAKEY WAKEY
>>
>>164902413
Shammies and pallies are both good healers.
Paladins argueably better.
Druids also can and will heal but theyre not as good
>>
>been playing for about 4 hours
>dc
>can't get through authentication
>finally get through
>12k queue

JUST
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>>164901945
Hes too scared to alt tab and respond. God speed Anon, may the disconnect odds ever be in your fa
>>
>>164902453
if other class != healer
then healer
else
then tank
fi
>>
>>164902487
i guess im not playing wow today. more music theory study it is
>>
>>164902517

i don't wanna hear any "JUST" shit from someone who got to play for 4 hours. there are people who haven't even been able to get through the queue yet after 8 hours without disconnecting
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>>164902453
you forgot to put (male) after girl
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>>164902479
I played resto shammy from late BC to Pandaland in retail, I was just wondering how they stacked up in vanilla (I was a tank in retail vanilla).

So tauren shammy it is. Or maybe Orc. Trolls can suck a bag of dicks though.
>>
>>164902453

>my girl plays
>what class for synergy

Head on over to Retail my man because you won't even make it to level 30 in vanilla.
>>
>he doesn't have a premium account to priority in queues
I'm already in STV lmao
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>>164902615
Ah well, I got the names I wanted. I'll probably wait a bit anyway. I just wanted to find a cute Warrior to bro up with my Paladin.
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>>164899210
BUT different ranks of Seal of the Crusader stacks for a total of 630 bonus holy spell damage.

We can have holy dps priests too :^)
>>
wow fuck the GM that kicked me. I named my UD warrior BlakGuyJones and a fucking GM told me to change my name and kicked me

NOW I HAVE TO WAIT IN THE FUCKING QUEUE AGAIN

THANKS DICKHEAD

HOW ABOUT JUST LOGGING ME OFF SO I CAN MAKE A NEW CHARACTER?
>>
What level can a Tauren Hunter go to Silverpine? 9 or 10?
>>
>>164902798
It's your stupid fucking fault for making a dumbass racist name on one of the busiest, craziest server days like you're fucking hilarious or some shit.
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>>164902798

whats even offensive about the name "blakguyjones"? since when is "black guy" an offensive or racist term? fucking commie GMs
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>>164902823
I'd go at level 11
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>>164902823

How new are you that you don't even know the level ranges of the fucking starter zones. Get out reddit.
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>log in when the server goes live
>reserve all the names i want
>go back to back
>come back now
>12,000 player queue
On one hand, awesome, big server.
On the other hand, FUCKING LONG ASS QUEUE IMA GO WATCH DRAGONBALL SUPER
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>>164902798
lol good job cucking yourself
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>>164902915
DELETE GNOMES
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>>164902798
>wtf i chose a racist name and got punished for it
>wtfffffffffffffffffffffffff blizzard
>>
>>164902907
What if he's a black guy named jones?
What is racist about "black guy"?
>>
Reminder that only redditors play Alliance
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>>164902798
Do you think we should pity you? Get Fucked retarded.
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So

Should I just wait till tomorrow to bother playing?
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>doing supervisor fizsprocket quest in mulgore shitmines
>six gorrillion fat fuck taurens all standing around trying to tag him
>he keeps dying over and over and no one is fucking looting him
>more and more people are coming, no one is leaving because no one seems to be completing the quest
>people keep joining and leaving groups constantly trying to find a druid with perfect latency to moonfire tag the faggot
>i know for a FACT that i tag the fucker multiple times, it even shows as my tag, then the portrait goes gray when he dies and i cant loot it
>this goes on for 30+ minutes
>someone says it's bugged in a group
>leave my group, tag him immediately and get loot

b-blizzlike...
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>>164903002
>BlakGuyJones
>racist
I'm not even that anon but cmon my dude
>>
>>164902798
Tell them you're actually black and will sue for racism
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>>164903063
wait for the low key normies to leave you might have a chance but ur better off not bothering if you dont want to wait
>>
>retrieving realm list

how long is this supposed to take? It's been 10+ minutes now. Anyone else?
>>
>>164903090
It's racist. Why not Guy Jones? He brought race into it.
>>
>>164903002
How is that racist? Kys redditorfag
>>
>>164902907

That's not even a racist name
Seriously? "Black guy" is racist now?
>>
Will questing ever get better than grinding on this server?
>>
>>164903090
>>164903171
ugh like it's PERSON OF COLOR jones i mean i cant even like wow seriously? are you serious?
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>>164903167
>I associate the color black with race
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>>164903134
You got disconnected.
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>>164903268
>not calling yourself darkmanx
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>>164903171
>>164903090
it's unnecessary racial tensions
nothing is just flat out what it is
notice your environment
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>>164903215
Midgame questing is generally better, grinding is better again by the end because lack of quests
>>
>>164903086
Yep, this is how launch was.
>>
>>164902798
Do this to spite the GM
>>164903235
>>
>>164903268
>>164903171
All that matters is that it can be perceived as racist. Grow up.
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>>164903167
>>164903002
>>164902907
how the fuck is that racist you pieces of shit? i'd understand if it was 'jigaboojones' or 'niggajones' but 'blakguyjones'? thats just grasping at straws. what if he called himself 'yellowguyjones'? would he be kicked for discriminating against asians? what about 'purpleguyjones'? would he be kicked for discriminating against ethiopians?
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>>164902967
little do you know that 12,000 queue is actually more like 500,000 with the amount of disconnects going on in queue
>>
>>164903389
And I perceive you as a fucking faggot
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>>164903442
Be cause people feel it is racist. Pretty easy to understand
You associated black with a person which makes people think of black people.
Thanks for being retarded and freeing up a queue spot for me.
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>>164903389
So if I think something is bad based on nothing it makes it bad?
>>
>>164903389
the only one being racist is you not being able to separate a spectrum of light from the persons trait and biology.
>>
been in queue for 9 hours
atleast i got my name before getting dc'd hours ago
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>>164903537
sure but you're one person and have no control over anything
a vocal group believes what the gm also believes and he has control over who gets to be on the server
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>>164903389
>>/r/eddit
>>
Why am I disconnecting as soon as I enter the login info?
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>>164903389
is this be raycis doe
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?item=6831
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>>164903534
>>164903389
The real racists are you, the ones who view everything through the prism of race.
>>
>>164903537
Yea, that's how it works if most people feel that way. Just don't use the word black.
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>>164903534
>you associate black with a person
>you make people think of black people
>that's racist

do you even think about the words you type?
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>>164903609
Fucking commie
>>
>>164903534
goddamn you're a fucking pussy. im not that anon by the way, just a lot of people think you're stupid
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Of course.
A sound plan.
For honor.

Betrayer of the light!
Foul knave!

You are PAST redemption!
>>
Alot of people are heading back to old to roll. Fresh will probably be dead in a month or so
>>
>>164903349
>racial tensions
>on a server with zero black players
>>
>>164903640
Enjoy the queue
>>
who <PALS FOR LIFE> here ?
Also
I'm rooting for the elf guy to reach lvl 60 first (Alliance side)
>>
>>164903753
Fucking white people.
>>
>>164903667
wow literally triggered
>>
>>164903810
shut the fuck up we're talking about racism now bitch
>>
>>164903768
I'm actually black
>>
>>164903753
I am so wierdly aroused. Please, tell me where and who.
>>
How are you guys passing the time?

I'm playing through The Witcher series.

Tried many times to get into the first one, but the combat is just too clunky, questing is boring as hell.

Second is clunky (compared to Dark Souls, Witcher 3) but the story is good, combat is difficult but fun, and the crafting/trading actually matters.
>>
>go in the horde discord
>everyone talking about how cool they are and what drugs they use

/vg/ guilds, not even once
>>
>>164903768
I'm black where it counts.
>>
>>164903956
>go into ally discord
>everyone is talking about feminine penises
/vg/ guilds, not even once
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>>164903640
I know black people who would make names like that for their own fucking selves, dude.
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>>164897210
You can't farm DM:N anymore.
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>>164903948

>who
me
>where
Not on the nost server.
>>
ATTENTION: If haven't reached level 10 in the next 8 minutes, you are officially BEHIND the pack. You WILL be given bull-prepping duties, you WILL live off leftovers, you will NOT have any say in the economy.
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Who /less than 1000 in Que/ here?

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

Fucking comfy soon going to grab some good names senpai.
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>>164903957
I perceived myself to be black where it counts and now I am!
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>>164903086
Just because the portrait doesn't go grey, doesn't mean you tagged it, Look for exp gain
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Alright this is fucking stupid and pointless. What a terrible launch for a terrible server. Won't be rolling but I'll try my absolute hardest to get this server taken down.
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So how long until crestfall?
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>>164904048
Good names are long gone

I grabbed 1 decent name
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>>164903950
been gettings platinums on vita games
already did:
hatsune miku project diva f
sly cooper 1
gravity rush
tearaway
working on uncharted golden abyss atm
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>>164904038
I planned on rolling priest, anyway. Just 5k more.
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>>164904205
what constitutes as good names?
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>>164904048
<200 here
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>>164904038
>wait a week until everyone is far ahead or not playing at all
>level up 10x faster than anyone
>only be a few levels behind in the end

Do you honestly think these people are just going to dissappear after the starting zones? Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to clear searing gorge with 10k players?

Do you even understand how fucking retarded wPvP will be?
>>
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#sVxuRgotZVfczrb

Is this good for Holy Paladin leveling/PvP? I don't see much point in leveling as Ret, since it seems to suck ass anyway. I'll probably just do this build with a 2h weapon.
>>
>>164903956
>>164904016

is that really whats going on in the discords? jesus, now i don't regret playing alone as much
>>
>>164904245
if you like it, its good
>>
>>164904310
is this your first time playing video games with people from 4chan
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>>164904324
ok thanks
>>
FINALLY LOGGED IN LADS
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>>164903823

t. worthless city ape who has never hunted for his own meat and will perish like a mayfly the day that their overtolerant government is no longer there to wipe your ass with foodstamps

You will NEVER know the ecstasy of miraculous warmth when hiding in the gutted corpse of a mammal.
>>
>>164904227

Why is Elsa the only BLACKED star that gets posted on 4chan? She was only in one scene.
>>
>Position in queue: 2500
>Estimated time: 1 min
Really makes you think...
>>
which faction has more people for me to gank
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>server been up for 8 hours
>decided on playing fresh over a week ago
>still can't figure out a name
>3k queue and still not any closer

i'm uninspired might just go with my last name like i usually do
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>>164904324
I guess that means you're great, anon.
>>
>>164904353

i've never played video games with people from 4chan (as far as i know), and i don't think i want to tbqh.
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>>164904432
>stuck 4144 for 3 minutes

PANIC
>>
>playing broken Chinese queue server
>when you could be raiding on your 60
>>
>>164904432
>more people to gank
>every zone is filled to the brim with both factions
I think you should be more worried about defense
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>>164904496
you don't. i was in the guild on k2 and they are the biggest bunch of retards. avoid any association with them
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>>164903956

>be 16 years old
>think everyone else is only talking about drugs to "sound cool"

We're not in highschool anymore kiddo
>>
Starting zones still flooded?
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>>164904509
did not mean to quote
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>>164904578
they'll be flooded for at least 2 weeks, 1 month at the most
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>disconnected at 1300
>back at 11k
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164904578
1-5 areas flooded, rest of the zones are clearing out, the pack is starting to hit the 10-20 areas
>>
1984 in que
>>
>Stuck at 10k for over an hour
>Know deep down that even if I get in there's a high chance I will DC immediately
>Even on the off chance that I don't, questing will be near impossible

I should have seen this coming. I should have told myself launch was next weekend. Guess we try again tomorrow.
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>>164904570

everytime a bunch of high school/college age guys talk about drugs it turns into everyone trying to one-up each other and sound like the bigger badass, i just don't have the patience for that anymore
>>
>have waited through queue three times
>disconnects every time I try to create a character
This is not fun, but it's free so I can't really complain.
>>
200 que

plz no d/c
>>
>tfw just got past queue and now going to sit in character select until server goes down
>>
>position in queue 11.3k

Back to retail I guess.
>>
>>164904020
wat...

why not?

Was that only a Kronos thing?
>>
>>164904570
>/vg/ cliques
>not literally high school tier
>>
>>164904578
they're pretty much empty now that most of the server is lvl 20+
>>
>>164904496
most people from here are insufferable and either spout memes and greentext nonstop or incredibly boring homosexuals constantly whining for attention
>>
>>164904861
they're not going to be empty for a while
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>>164904464
>implying names are left

Its too late now anon. You'll have to make random a name and live with it.
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>>164904245
It has to be easy to say for guild leaders/officers in voicechat. Otherwise you'll end up with dumb nicknames or people pronouncing it incorrectly.
>>
>4400 in queue
>want to take a piss but scared
>>
do they chat ban people on this server? I cant say anything in any channel, say, whisper
>>
>already behind by this much

is there even any point? I'm just going to get camped in every hostile zone by someone 20+ levels higher

back to retail, and you should join me. lets band together to get this server taken down
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>>164904960

bro you have over an hour left in your queue, i think you have time to use the bathroom
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Ni hao, good morning queue-cucks
Time to let Xiao Wu in
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>>164903753
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

QTQTQTQT
>>
>>164904942
those names are not hard to make. i think you're just severely autistic
>>
>Chad is making allies and rivals for life in STV
>I'm over 10k and getting sleepy
>>
>>164904816
They fixed many of the spawns in DM to be more blizzlike. You'll have to pull much larger packs and shit. Maybe doable when you're in AQ+ gear.
>>
So really
Whats the BEST race for Warrior?
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>>164905015

Xian: [][][][][][]

*Attempts to sell black lotus in AH*

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
healer = healslut
tank = ???
>>
>>164905094
Tauren/Orc
>>
>dc in queue
>for the 6th time
i dont even think it was these gopnik fucks this time. i think canuck cuck internet service is to blame. wew.
>>
>>164905019
what was it
>>
>>164905158
BULL
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What the actual fuck were they thinking going with a player cap?

Like seriously, the queue is ten thousand unique people long, that is unacceptable
>>
>get past queue
>retrieving realm list
>disconnect
>>
>>164905034
I didn't say it was hard to make, just a requirement for a decent name. Calm your aspergers.
>>
>>164905094
depends on what you want to do
tank - tuaren
dps - human
pvp - orc/gnome
>>
>>164900530
Reminder that owning a penis-gun makes you gay.
>>
if the queue is 11k, how many people are actually ON the server? 8k?
>>
going by the strawpolls only about 20% of the general are able to get in-game
>>
>>164905267
maybe the server doesn't function beyond a certain #?
>>
>>164905076
That's lame, can mages not farm DM:E either then?
>>
>>164905327
>requirement

there are no requirements for names. why set up boundaries for yourself
>>
>>164905354

nah probably like 12k, though i wouldn't know for sure because i haven't had the FUCKING chance to actually play the damn game yet thanks to disconnects
>>
>So hyped to play this
>Now this is happening

Im honestly about to cry. I need my WoW fix bad. Should I just roll on the other server?
>>
>>164905094
definitely troll
>stand in fire for a short while
>get massive DPS boost
>>
>>164905383
I believe DM:E farming is still viable.
>>
IM STUCK AT RETREIVING REALM LIST WTF DO I DO
>>
Why the fuck isn't my imp attacking anything?
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don't bother ERPing if you don't have this chart memorized btw
>>
>>164900758
This any fun?
>>
>>164905372
Old Nostalrius did.
>>
Warriors are objectively coolest when using an axe.
>>
why dont you just play other games anon while waiting in the que? chances are high that we wont get in today
>>
>>164905545
Did you teach him firebolt?
>>
>>164905556
Jesus dragons are some fucking whores
>>
>>164905540
restart the client :(
>>
>>164905354
when i logged off there were 9k people ally side
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who was the genius who made this tweet. just fucking tell us instead of directing people to a down site
>>
>>164905540

i pressed cancel and it worked, i got to create a few characters before disconnecting 3 minutes later and having to queue up again
>>
>>164905576
barely. its not the server, its the engine the game was built on which can't handle that amount of traffic.
>>
>>164904790
>Tfw weedsmoker
>tfw i can attest to this

I hate potheads but I like the grass.
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>>164905556
what the fuck is this
>>
>>164905417
You're really asking why a name should be easy to spell/pronounce? You can name yourself whatever you want man. But if your name is Brhxigy you have a shitty name.
>>
>>164879968
J-just logged out.
Grab my spot boys! peace!
>>
>12,000 players in queue
>not counting those online
YOU THINK YOU DO

BUT YOU DONT
>>
>>164905635
How are you determining this?
>>
>>164905649
Basically avoid anything that a white-hating man-hating Jewish SJW feminazi dyke would pretend to find offensive to fuck your shit up.
>>
>>164905728

That's what we played before WoW.

Half-ef bard masterrace.
>>
>>164905649
>Not memorizing every single rule of every private server you log on to before playing
back to retail you fucking casual
>>
TROLLS = PURE ARYANS
NIGHT ELVES = NIGGERS (see their lips)
TROGGS/KOBOLDS = JEWS (see their noses)
DWARVES = AMERICANS
GNOMES = SPICS (keep if great again, made drugs and blew up country, sells cheaply made firearms which may explode in your hand)
ORCS = Whatever DNA Shaquile has in him
UNDEAD = ISLAM
HUMANS = BRITS
TAUREN = dude weed lmao

This is the IRREFUTABLE LIST, you MUST play as the race of the race of your character in the fresh server in /s from now on, no backsies.
>>
>>164905724
Same here anon. Love to smoke but can't relate to the culture at all. I think its just a maturity thing.
>>
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https://twitter.com/elysium_dev/status/817837338743160833

I think we're getting atleast one more fresh server tbqh lads
>>
>>164905763
i already stated making a name that is easy to pronounce is easy but you're acting like its the end all be all to the experience that is vanilla wow
>>
>>164905784
>20,000 players
>1% of the actual subscribers to retail
>pandering to minorities
>>
Who /6666/ in queue here?
>>
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How the fuck is there 20k people anyway?

How much advertisement was there for this?
>>
>>164905568
I googled it, and apparently the project died over a year ago.
>>
>>164905834
>tfw play a dwarf but am yuro
am i breaking the rules
>>
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>knew the server would be unplayable
>literally only wanted to login to reserve my name
>can't get in


I swear to fuck. If my name is taken when I finally get in, i'm going postal.
>>
>>164905728
D&D is fun.

Anyone have the sex expansion? It lists all the STDs you can get. My favorite was "Azure Balls".
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>>164905824
>following the rules
white boi detected ahahahha
>>
do rouges take riposte for leveling or no?
>>
>>164905853
No retarded. You are getting the right to donate and skip the queue.
$5 per VIP pass x 10k per month means $600,000 per year
>>
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Fuck this. They don't even care that their server is going to be 3/4 chinkbots.

Have fun with this shit you guys.
>>
>>164905853
>tfw tolerance is too high and can barely get high off 3g anymore

I need a tolerance break, good time to get vanilla leveling in though
>>
>>164905971
I could reserve your name for you, anon.
>>
>>164906025
yes
>>
>>164906025
Absolutely yes, especially on these shitty MANGOS which have casters mobs running into melee range to attack with weapons.
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Wanted to try this out but I can't even make an account on the website.

Might as well wait a week for all the redditfags to quit.
>>
>>164905929

1.5k players and 18k chink gold farmers.
>>
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Which of these names should I drop to free up for you peasants that can't log in yet?
>>
>>164906060

You'll be back.

Or you'll take stock of your life and become a far better person than you were before. Either way, someone wins.
>>
>>164906158
>waited to make an account on the day the fresh server launches

the only rebbitfag here is you
>>
>>164901290
>ffa wpvp all the time
>ok sounds fun
>if you get killed you lose most of your equipment
Wew lad, co-op only I see.
>>
>>164906110
wait. this runs on mangos? lmao
i used to run a server back in 2008 or so on mangos
>>
>>164906110
>tfw I thought they had actually improved the mod scripting so caster mobs tried to deadzone hunters
well...
>>
>>164906086

ayy i quit weed permanently when i reached the point that i was smoking an eighth per day. spending over $1000/month on weed just isnt right
>>
>position in queue: 2359

we're all gonna make it, bros
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>>164905885
What will freshcucks do when they open 5 realms? :)
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>>164906060
> ;D

fucking russians are subhuman holy shit that emoji makes me angry

90% of your playerbase aren't fucking enjoying themselves right now because of your incompetence
>>
where is the second fresh server?
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>>164906237
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Are you a horde player and don't want to join <Salty Dogs> shitposting mess of a guild?

Join <Placeholder> now with an official name, we have been changing names for the past 3 hours, but we are staying at that.
Previously known as <Taiwan Tiger>

https://discord.gg/Kemzq
https://discord.gg/Kemzq
https://discord.gg/Kemzq
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>>164905887
>>>/Reddit/
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>>164906158

I planned on being a week late anyway. I don't understand why people are so insistent in reserving a name like >>164906193. Maybe I'm just a weirdo but I'd never name any of my characters something like that, and it's probably for the best that no one else can use them to troll.
>>
all memes aside, what is a viable warlock spec
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>>164905834

>tauren = dude weed lmao
You're completely wrong, that's Trolls
They literally have weed references in game and are implied to be Jamaicans.


Trolls = Jamaican/Stoners
Tauren = Nature lovers/Varg Vikernes, Master Race.
Orcs = Niggers
Undead = The only brains behind the Horde. The true master race of WoW, versed in magic, combat, alchemy, war planning and tactics, Undead has it all.

Gnomes = Arabs (because their main enemy is the Jews, Goblins)
Night Elves = Europeans, They're attractive physically but stupid in the head.
Dwarves = The hardworking manlets, Master Race of the alliance. The dwarves built ironforge. The dwarves tamed the gryphons and established the flight system. Dwarven engineering built the deeprun tram. The alliance owes a lot to dwarves. What the fuck did Night elves ever do for you, besides look pretty?
>>
The best thing about opening a bunch of new realms is that they're non-region-locked, so instead of having 5 Chinese realms and 1 normal realm, you'll just have 90% Chinks on every realm instead.
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>>164906096

If I post my name publically, some faggot will take it just to grief me. Can't trust anyone really.
>>
>>164906440
Why do you think Trump was the right guy to vote for
>>
>>164906440

We would not be so active if the West didn't buy up our gold so regularly. It is a funny thing to take advantage of.

I am personally sorry if that upsets you but there is not much that can be done to stop us permanently.
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whats the alliance guild?
>>
>>164905935
well shiet
>>
>get d/c'd at 6k
I'm back to 4k and gettin pretty anxious lads..
>>
>12 year old FANTASY game
>no playable necromancers

explain yourselves wowbabies
>>
>>164906440
u think that, but no we'd play on vpns to get onto the other servers anyway
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>>164906406
>Tauren
They're native americans dude, they literally are called "brave flying eagle" and shit and have teepees and totem poles
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>>164902501
>absolutely dbusgtsang
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>>164906193

Fuck all you namehording faggots, I hope Elysium bans your ass.
>>
>1.6k
I dont want to get my hopes up for the third time.
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>>164906406
Gnomes' main enemies are troggs m8
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>>164906406
I thought the Troll weed joke was removed?
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>>164906242
really is ludicrous, I need to take a t break then only restrict myself to vaping on weekends

I don't even know why I get to this point, it's not even pleasurable.
>>
WHO

/SUB-1000CLUB/

HERE?
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>>164906368
Leveling:
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IE0VAMboVo0xZE00z
New server PvE:
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IV0bZfxuuM0oZvx0tM0z
Old server PvE:
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IEhbhRbkVZZgx0tM0z
PvP:
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#Ii0bZfxhuMxotZxx0z
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>>164906640
You seem upset :^)
>>
>8 hours in queue
>1 hour to go

actual vanilla launch wasn't this bad
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>>164906730
WHO

/SUB 20 000 CLUB/

HERE?
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>>164906768

If anything, the name horders are doing a service by forcing unique names.
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>>164906406
Orcs are mongols.
At least they were.
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>90% of femgnomes have pigtails
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am i gonna get pottued for using an auto clicker?
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>>164904287
>http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#sVxuRgotZVfczrb

holy shock fkn sucks for leveling

stop taking holy points at either consecration or 5/5 illumination
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How do I join the Alliance Guild?
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>>164906838

More like enforcing cancer as the unoriginal fucks who can't think of a name just add "qt" or "lol" to the end of their name.
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>>164906743
>Leveling
random pile of shit
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>>164906086
I just did this for 4 months, totally worth it. It resets your tolerance completely.
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>>164906928
Invite sent ;)
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>>164906678
It didn't even mention weed outright. It was a reference to a Marley song tho.
https://youtu.be/hSo2JCBpHQs
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>>164906938
Drain tanking you retarded mong.
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>there are actually people who thought they would be able to play today
>>
7 0 0

SEVEN

HUNDRED
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At 4k boys Rollllllll
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>>164906931

>WoW player who has "qt" at the end of their name
This is the biggest red flag in the game. Avoid these players at all costs.
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>tfw ahead of the pack
>going to head over to Barrens around 30 and BLACK some furries and colored people
>>
waiting for this shit ruined my night
fuck you russians
>>
>>164906993
suppression over 3 does nothing
imp CoA does nothing
cataclysm does absolutely nothing
>>
8k reporting in.

For those who have already waited it out. How long will that take?
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>>164906406
>horde players are this delusional

Let me clarify your reality pham
>Humans
Europe/Western Classical Civilization
>Dwarves
Americans(Industry, slight lack of culture but steadfast ally)
>Night Elves
Asians, allies of opportunity but better than a nigger
>Gnomes
Jew allies/Western scientific achievement (Oppenheimer etc.)

>Orcs
WE WUZ KANGZ DINDU NUFFIN IT WUZ DEM DEMONS WE GOOD BOIS DUROTAR NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS
>Trolls
Jamaica/Haiti/Caribbean island trash
>Tauren
m-muh sacred lands/conquered indigenous crybabies clinging to paganism
>Undead
White Marxists: race traitors, antifa, commiefags and general backbiting white refuse

WoW predicted the great race war of our age and the dividing lines will be drawn here
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>>164906973

No need to bully me
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>>164907105
roll
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>>164907159
Salty Dogs has one of the leaders of the pack, you'll get your shit pushed in
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>got a bit chilly
>out on hoody
>sit back down and pick up key board
>sleeve hits bottom right enter key to switch realm
>contemplate life choices

9 fucking hours wasted.
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>>164907105
Human Pali
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>>164907043

>Was actually playing
>Got DC'd and never got back in
>Hate russians with a passion
>>
>>164907182
Suppression at 6% only helps with mobs your level. Suppression at 10% handles mobs 2 levels higher.
Curse of Agony boosts the damage on multiple targets being run.
Cataclysm is marginally better because of mana conservation.
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Made 8 character names, working on my 9th character name, server disconnects...12,000 que...

Well at least I got some of the names that I wanted, so many were already taken but the ones I wanted the most I got.

*Wipes sweat from forehead*

I can sleep soundly knowing I will not have a shit name. I would probably kill myself if the names I used were already taken and I had to use a shit spelling or some bootleg shit name instead.
>>
>>164907138
killerlól
>>164907193
ive got like 4500 in 1.5 hours so around 2 hours id say
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>>164907105
roll
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>>164907159
>level 30
Lmao you can't even take on xroad guards. Plus it's Horde territory so very few will be flagged
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>>164907105
kill me
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>>164906406
>Gnomes = Arabs (because their main enemy is the Jews, Goblins)

but the jews are the main enemy of everyone, even other jews
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>>164907193
4 hours if you don't dc. I dc 2 times. :)
>>
>>164907105
ORC
WARRIOR
>>
>>164907195
>Undead
>hated by the other races forced to conquer their ancestral homeland after they were nearly exterminated, led by a take-no-shit woman who develops superweapons to protect them, forms alliances but have no real loyalty to anyone but themselves, weird quirky culture that revels in death, intelligent
they're jews
>>
>>164905728
>>164905556
DnD 3e sex table on my christian board.
I fucking love it
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>>164907105
ROLLERINO BECAUSE I AM NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN CHOICES
>>
who else under 1000 here?
>>
>>164907105
PLEASEBEHORDEPLEASEBEHORDEPLEASEBEHORDE
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>>164907159

>Let's rush to 60 as fast as possible so that we have absolutely nothing to do, except MC for 8 months!!

Lmao at people being so eager for fresh server, You must be newfags who don't have a 60 on old nost
True patrician tactic: Level slowly on fresh, keep playing old nost, Aim to hit 60 on fresh when there's actually things to do on it besides MC.
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>get in
>immediately disconnect
>back to 12k in que

this project was a mistake

fucking russian trashcans god fucking damnit ive been in queque all day
>>
>>164907193

It depends on how many people log out/get dc'd, or if a dev wakes up and increases the cap.
>>
>>164906193
pls give me lewd
>>
>>164907195
>dwarves
>Americans
Based retard
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>>164907621
Just hit 987, not getting my hopes up though.
>>
who do i have to whisper for an invite to salty dogs
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>>164907604
10k in queue. guess ill stay on old server :|
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>9 hour wait to play a 10 year old game
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>>164907262
I'm so sorry
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>>164906193
at least pick good names
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>>164906743
>Leveling Spec
>>
>>164906909
I was just going to use a 2h weapon for almost everything and level as Holy. Is there even a point in going ret? It doesn't seem to have many damage increases.
>>
2 5 0
5
0

TWO

HUNDRED

FIFTY


I'M CREAMING MY PANTS
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>>164907195
basically this

except americans are human and dwarves are russians
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>>164907659

>Gnome Warrior

kek
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>>164907669

>Watches the que slowly go down, never once asks how the que is actually decreasing

The que goes down because the person in front of you in the server gets disconnected, then you move up the line in the ride until its your turn to disconnect and then then person behind you moves up in line.

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>
>>164907868
i hope you get d/c'd immediately
>>
>>164906086

At this stage right now. Smoked 4 g's today. 38 euro's gone..

Don't see a reason to stop tho, life is pointless..
>>
>>164907105
rollin
>>
>>164907941
you dont understand, i was in the game. IN THE GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>
>Implying undead aren't 20th century Germans
They literally use super Nazi science, chemical weapons and experiment on prisoners
>>
>>164907858
you'll probably literally do more damage as holy, and once you get shock you'll get an actual ability to use
>>
>>164907105
rollin
>>
>>164907949
You are just blowing smoke. Stop for 2 weeks and you can get high again.
>>
>>164907949
drop lsd, it'll give you plenty of clarity and motivation to stop.
>>
>>164907105
rollan
>>
>>164905834
alliance & horde are AXIS and ALLIES.

dwarves: tanks+trains+beer: obviously Germans
night elves: unquestionable Japs
gnomes: random unimportant weirdos who hang with the germans: Hungary/Romania/Bulgaria
humans: sympathize with the enemy, constantly get their asses pushed in: Italians

trolls: hate nelves (japs), look like aliens, love drugs (opium): China
orcs: filthy, barbaric, overwhelmingly powerful, wreck italy's (human's) shit: le USA
tauren: live in pleasant land of rolling hills, like tea, women are all qt homebodies who bake cookies and pies: Britain
undads: sinister badguys devoted to sexy dictator: Russia
>>
>>164908026

No one here found the fucked up room in Undercity.
>>
>Blizzbro's Saturday
>woke up next to gf
>showered, ate breakfast
>logged into WoW, did some world quests and a Mythic dungeon, had some laughs with the guildies
>went out to dinner with gf
>went out to a party with friends, came home late after a wild time
>went to bed next to gf

>Nostbro's Saturday
>woke up
>entered password
>Disconnected from server
>repeat for 7 hours
>>
>>164907105
I'm playing Human Paladin no matter what I roll though.
>>
>>164905834
>be spic
>love gnomes
>>
>>164907105
rawlins
>>
>>164907105
tauren druid please
>>
How's your elysium game goin, anon? Friend and I were ready for launch, got in and got to 4 before reset, then we couldn't get in again. So much for that race to 60.
>>
>>164908147
a-at least i have chicken
>>
>>164908026
why do you think 50% of horde roll undead? how many of those do you really think will use WotF properly once in their lives?
>>
>>164908108
Where is it?
>>
>>164907949

>he paid 38 euro for 4 g's
LMFAO, how is high school going buddy?
>>
>>164907858
vengeance, conviction, and 2h spec are all pure damage increases

although tbqh I am a strong advocate of 1h+shield aoe leveling as a paladin senpai
>>
>>164908178
You probably love dick, too.
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>down to 3k
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>No Blood Elves

Vanilla is nice and all but come on...
>>
>>164907195
Wow, time to reroll undead!
>>
>>164908089

Yeah, I did, and it didn't. I just justified my behaviour..
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>>164906406
>Dwarven engineering built the deeprun tram
Yeah and that's why it's specifically located in the gnomish part of IF, and has the exact aesthetic of gnomish engineering that they always have.

Dwarves once again trying to steal credit for someone else's hard work.
>>
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DC inc
>>
>>164907105

"NIGGERS"
>>
>>164908358
i dont see any blood
>>
>>164908147
rrrRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

WHY AM I SO PATHETIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164908147

I've been alive for 24 years and never known what it feels like to wake up next to a girl
>>
>>164908394
keep dropping it. drop it everyday for a month then live in a psych ward for half a year. you'll be reborn.
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I'm going on ahead,

I'll see you on the other side brothers
>>
>>164908358
why is she wearing huggies jean's diapers
>>
>>164907858
You'll actually do damage with SoC

go into ret and grab SoC/PoJ/+5 crit at least you mongoloid

then either respec into prot for reckoning grinding or wait and spec into holy at level 55-60 and start building your preraid
>>
>>164908306

Silverhaze is 9.50 per gram in my coffeeshop, which is actually not that bad. It goes for 15 per gram in central.
>>
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Need signatures for the horde guild, whisper shambles once you get to barrens/crossroads so we can meet and sign
>>
>Finally under 3k in queue
>Might be in after another 2 league games
:^)
>>
>>164908147
so bad you had to cash out all your money on dinner and drinks to have a good time
>>
>>164907105

Rolling again
>>
>>164908147
cool story
>>
>>164907105
Shit nipple
>>
>>164908502
good luck and do your best, anon. I hope you get out of the starter zone.
>>
>2 minutes until you can resurrect
fuck this game I'm going back to retail
>>
>Position in queue: 1234

I'm doing it. I'm really doing it!
>>
>>164908553
Ah yeah, I forgot that Blizzbro has a job. Money isn't much of an issue for him, he isn't gated by his lack of finances. Unfortunately, it seems like Nostbro's latest application for social security was rejected, so he can never afford to go out.
>>
>>164908492

I might try higher doses then.
>>
>>164908265
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zmWyUfdgUoc
>>
>>164907105
pointless roll

you may ask why I said "pointless" roll, well you see the server has 12k-20k queue at all times and you most likely disconnect before seeing a sub-10k queue position, so this server will be unplayable for months
>>
>>164907105
alliance or bust
>>
>>164907105
rolling
>>
>>164908486
You cant get any sleep because shes latching onto you making it so you have fuck all room and your combined body temperatures means good luck get any sleep anyway in the summer. Also morning breath.

Waking up first thing with morning wood and just slipping it into a warm soaking wet tight cunt while shes still half asleep is heaven though
>>
>>164906329
Who do i message in game for an invite to salty dog
>>
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>>164908764
bust it is then
>>
How many online right now? on elysium pvp that is.
>>
>>164907105
roll
>>
>>164908716
i was joking with my last post. if you didn't find it fruitful the first time, it might not be a good idea to drop it again unless you definitely feel it will help. a high dose is really the only way to have one of those fantastical psychedelic experiences but even low doses can be helpful.
>>
>>164908486
It's great. You get to the point where you are one person. My wife is like my right arm. That's what they mean by mate.
I can't picture not sleeping with her.
>>
>>164908932
/who gives about 8360
>>
>>164908720
wht's fucked up about this room ? it's a fucking empty walkway
you see it when taking the flightpath
>>
>>164908864
my sides
>>
>freshcucks unironically wait in a queue of 12000
>freshcucks unironically form groups to compete with a 100 other groups to kill rattlecage skeletons
>all this for a year of MC
>>
>went through over 120 voidwalkers so far trying to get an ideal name
>keep getting stupid shit
>have to do the same for succ

on PVE, if you were going to ask how I did this on an unplayable fresh realm.
>>
im playing toontown fuck this shit queue
>>
>>164909056
>only 8000
What in the actual fuck? Can't it handle way more than that, or is /who now only giving you by faction?
>>
>>164908520
I want to heal in dungeons while leveling though, or can I do that as ret too?
>>
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>>164908862
>>164909004

fucking stop it i'd rather not know
>>
who

>3 digit queue placement

here?!?!?!?!
>>
>>164908984

Yeah, I know. Can't be to careful with psychedelics.. You have any experience with dmt/ayehuasca? I can go to this church where you can follow a ceremony, but gives me cult vibes..
>>
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if you weren't pissed at the queue enough yet, looks like they capped the realm at 9k, assuming a bunch are afk on the char select screen
>>
>>164909182
I'm on Horde so if anybody on Alliance can see if the numbers line up that'd give us the answer
>>
>>164909141
Yeah, I'm really not seeing the appeal of fresh anymore. Maybe I'll try making a toon in a day or two and see who's going to hit 60 first, but this queue time is a complete joke when I could easily be raiding on nost pvp right now instead, with 0 queue.
>>
Is there a sword trainer in Brill?
>>
>>164909213
Pretty sure as long as you have a fuck ton of mana, you can offspec heal up to ST.
>>
>>164907105
rolling
>>
>>164909141
>rattlecage skeletons
>unironically playing undead
>>
>>164909269
300 reporting in
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>>164909310
>going to a "church" to do drugs

ishiggydiggy

But seriously stay the fuck away from that, you'll disappear off the face of the Earth and no one will ever hear from you again.
>>
>>164909146
wait, do you keep the same pets forever?
>>
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>Watching Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring while sitting in queue
Who here /comfy/?
>>
Anyone else have to fight the self destructive urge to hit the cancel button? I have almost done it "accidentally" 4 times
>>
>>164909214
Honestly if you're like me you'll enjoy it for the first few times but really miss having your own bed and your own space to sleep. And you cant fucking say anything either because god forbid you tell a woman that after sex you just want to sleep alone because its the only way you can actually get some sleep. No, love means you have to walk around like a zombie on 2 hours of sack time a day
>>
>>164909362
female gnome rogue
...
...
...
...
...
not happening
>>
>>164907105
god why
>>
>>164909553
>not wanting to be a short stack
>>
>finally make it to the front of queue
>stalls and disconnects on retrieving realm list
>position in queue now 10781

kill me
>>
>>164909343
Log out and I'll tell you where he is :D
>>
>>164907105
ruh ruh rolling
>>
>>164909545
at this point that's more of a constructive urge tbqhwy famalam
>>
>>164909435

It sounds very shady, but they seem legid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santo_Daime

Desperate times call for desperate measures..
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>People will have riding mounts and great names before you can even log into the server to take the name scraps after Xian takes his share
>>
>>164909310
yeah i've done dmt once, not a very high dose so i didn't experience total ego death but it was quite beautiful. it just seems from your situation, fighting fire with fire (drugs with drugs) might only exacerbate the problem. studies have shown cold turkey is indeed the best method to quit any substance.
>>
Who /heading to Silverpine to avoid Barrens/ here
>>
>>164909547
>tfw want intimacy but I'm a schizoid faggot and know I'd end up resenting my partner
>>
>>164909214
My wife hogs the sheets, snores, and I can't face her when she's facing me cause I hate smelling/feeling her breath on my face.

However, there's nothing better than climbing into bed on a cold winter night after she's already been sleeping and holding her warm soft body. It's always bittersweet when she wakes up earlier than me and leaves. Sure I have more room, but it just feels cold and I wish she would come back. Plus just touching another human while sleeping is very comforting/relaxing.

you're missing out
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>>164909710
I feel the same why, it's why I've never had a boyfriend since he would piss me off if we ever lived together by him just existing.
>>
>>164909680
seriously
why do mage fucking charge for port
asshol
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>tfw just got in and got all my names after waiting for 4 hours
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>>164907105
im only playing an orc non warrior
>>
>Didn't make an account yet
>website is crashed


>can't even enjoy the 5 hour login queues
>>
guess who got to position 290 in the queue and just got disconnected
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>Finally make it to 2000 in que
>You have been disconnected
>>
>4k queue
>I'm gonna make it!
>Disconnected
>10k in queue
>I'm not going to make it!
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>>164909214
There is a woman for you. Stop being yourself. You have flaws and th need to be worked out. Observe people who are like how you want to be and copy them. Eventually if you believe that will just become your personality.
Real talk: If you can't find anyone then there is probably something in your character you need to work on. People who tell you to be yourself are just lazy and scared of confrontation so they feed you lies
Improve yourself. If you dont change you will die alone.
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>>164909620
Literally just happened to me too, I'm fucking done with this shit.
>>
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><Murloc Holmes>
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHO THE FUCK TOOK DURANDAL IM THE ONLY ONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD WHO'S PLAYED THAT GAME AND DONT TELL ME ITS NAMED AFTER ROLAND THE PALADIN'S SWORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164909680
what? no porblem! you pay for name I give
>>
>>164909695

You might be right.. ffs. No easy way out..
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>get to 100
>disconnected
>mfw
7 more hours it is
>>
>Was 400
>Went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth quick
>Come back to disconnected
>10k queue
I will kill them
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what race do I pick for a horde mage?
>>
>>164907105
rolling
>>
>>164909959
>>164909965
>>164909973

Thanks boys, I jumped up 500 in the queue because of disconnects like yours.
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>>164909840
>talking to guy and considering meeting up
>ends up being way too much work and just stop responding

easier just to masturbate and play WoW
>>
>After a couple hours, made it to 5k
>Disconnected

Welp. See you all next week.
>>
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I sat in queue for 6 hours
Now this
Send help
>>
>>164904048

dc'd at 2k
>>
>tfw reserved Persia
>tfw didn't reserve my mains name

Not sure how to feel about this
>>
>>164910059

troll if you only care about pve, undead if you care at all about pvp
>>
>>164910000
>>164909973
>>164909965
>>164909959
LMFAO I JUST JUMPED LIKE 4K SPOTS THANKS FOR THE BOOST KEKS LOOKS LIKE ILL BE IN IN NO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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get to the last 1000 people in que
>you have been disconnected
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>>164907105
roll

but what does it matter I got d/c'd
>>
when is everyone going to go to sleep so 3k queues will be standard this late at night instead of still hitting 11k queues since fucking morning
>>
HAHAHA EPIC EPIC EPIC NOSTALRIUS FRESH SERVE RLOLLLLL


AHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNN
queuue BOYS KEK LOL


fUCK
YOU
>>
>all this sudden talk of disconnects
>i may be next
>>
dc'ed at 200 lmao
c u @ crestfall
>>
>>164910175
China is literally waking up right now
>>
>>164910020
Durandal from Fire Emblem? The weapon Eliwood wields
>>
>>164910000
Just went from 1255 to 10,000
>>
>been in queue for 5½ hours
>get in finally
>load in
>disconnect instantly
>back to 11k queue

FUCKING FUCK
>>
if anyone is about to start levelling:

a dwarf/gnome
a nelf
a forsaken

post your ign here and I'll join you
>>
IS THERE A SWORD TRAINER IN BRILL?
>>
>>164910115
Sorry bro you're about to DC
If you get to that screen or the "Logging into game server" and it doesn't resolve after 5-10 seconds then your client's already lost connection with the server
>>
>go from 11k to 5k
>disconnected

FUK
>>
>>164910020
well it IS named after roland the paladin's sword anon
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>>164910115
click cancel
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GOT DCED AT FUCKING 23
CRESTFALL FUCKING WHEN
>>
I like waiting several hours to login, get to 1000 and then get disconnected.
>>
>Back up to 10k

WAKE
ME
UP
>>
no one is going to start leveling because no one can play
>>
>>164907105
rul
>>
So now that I'm at queue position 319 and assured my chance to play, should I work on my:

Troll hunter
Orc Shaman
Tauren Warrior

first?
>>
>>164907105
roll
>>
>>164881649
you fat mexican lmao
>>
>disconnected at 2k after getting disconnected at 6k
it hurts
>>
>>164904925
>inplying people ever pick my name
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>tfw you fell for the "server run by russian retards wont be complete shit" meme
>>
>>164910270

not necessarily true, i got the "retrieving realm list" screen and sat there for like 30 secs just staring at it not knowing what to do, eventually i just pressed cancel and it was fine. i was able to make 2 characters before getting disconnected and sent to the back of the queue again. worth it.
>>
2.7k... will i make it bros?
>>
>>164910239
>calling them forsaken
I was going to tell you my name but now I won't. Suck on a shotgun barrel and pull the fucking trigger.
>>
who here /9hrsinqueueandalwaysgettingdisconnectedonceyoureacharound2kthenyougobackto12kqueueforthe5thtimetoday/ ???????
>>
>>164910020
you think you're the only guy on a server for people who obsess about old video games who has played an old video game?
>>
>>164910048
you will find it easier than what you give yourself credit for; at this moment in time your thinking is predicated on the dependency on these substances. the human body is pure chemistry and the mind is a byproduct of these chemical reactions and changes which suggest we are already on a powerful enough substance to eliminate external chemicals. the mind is the only drug we need. i know it sounds stubborn, but this is the sort of revelation i had not long ago on lsd (which wasn't a good experience because i was confronted with too much)
>>
>>164910343
inb4 disconnect :^)
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>>164910213
>>164910212
>>164910187
>>164910176
>>164910117
>>164910115
>>164910108
looking at these posts while I'm in the queue at less than 1500
>>
Why are the disconnects going out in waves?

This shit is making me anxious.
>>
>>164910361
im 120 lbs
its not healthy but its not fat
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>got to 500 in the queue
>You have been disconnected from the server.
this is it lads, i'm done
i will see you in the next life
>>
>>164910393
Not me, at least I reach to 500 or so. Still getting dced though.
>>
>>164910390
>forsaken acting like this
Typical
>>
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>>164910075
>>164910146
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
my priest is called healslut
my warrior is called tankslut

name my mage
>>
>>164910450
1159

sweating bullets
>>
>>164910307

>Been at this for over 6 hours with 9k people still in front of me

CAN'T
WAKE
UP
>>
>>164910302
yep dc at literally 12
>>
We should have voted for Hillary and war with Russia.
>>
>>164910393
I slept after 2 hours of that. Lost any chance of getting my desired names.

Now I'm awake and playing on nost pvp.
>>
new thread?
>>
>>164909994
>listening to this advice

If you lie to yourself you are only going to project your lies and insecurities onto your significant other.

Never try to be someone you arent. Be yourself doesnt mean never work on yourself.
>>
Literally why are you retards rushing to level after knowing how old PvP went?
>>
>>164910504
magicslut
>>
>>164910504
wetslut
>>
>>164909547
>>164909784
>>164909994
>lying on the internet
Lol fuck off you sad role-playing virgins
>>
NEW
>>164910547
NEW
>>164910547
NEW
>>164910547
>>
>>164910552
wot
>>
>>164910256
There has never been weapon trainers outside of capitals
>>
>>164910504
drippingwet
>>
HOLY FUCKED DCED AT 48

KILL THESE FUCKING SLAVIC MONKIES
>>
>>164910456
They're culling people off the front <2k of the queue periodically

It's only fair.
>>
>>164910504
vendorslut
>>
>>164910504
dpslut
>>
They will sell queue bypasses, let's say 5 a month. Assume 10k people get one. 50000 a month. How Mich does server hosting cost? These guys could make a fortune
Warm and makes 2 million a year and I see no reason these guys couldn't double that by selling mounts or some shit
People will defend the no matter what so the sky is the limit
>>
>>164910462
You better be like 5'5 max nigga
>>
>>164910504
vendingmachine
>>
>>164910548
If a man gets tossed out of one bar it could be a bad bartender. If he gets tossed out of 10 he has a drinking problem.
Own up to your faults. Realize it could be you and bad habits you have ingrained and belief patterns that cripple you.
You are advocating cowardice and laziness
>>
Its been hours
Just make another server
>>
>>164910140
fuck, trolls look ugly but I don't give a shit about PvP.
>>
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At 1500 and now its taking even longer to go down
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>>164910964
China hours they get priority
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>Retrieving realm list
What to do? Been like 5 minutes already
>>
>>164910403

I'll give it a try.. Otherwise, maybe try lsd again. I need to get to your lvl of thinking on these subjects. Addictions are very elusive..
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>>164911150
uninstall then reinstall
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>>164911106
Fuck those chinks. They always ruin the fun. Only asians i like are nips.
>>
>>164910791
>mexican
>>
>>164908862
>my wife
Yeah fucking right lol. She's fucking Tyrone behind you back you cuck
>>
Why is there no global chat for chatting? People are using world only for LFG, am I missing something?
>>
so my first death is killing myself with health funnel, i didn't even know you could do that
>>
>>164911184
i wish you the best in your endeavours fellow anon. whatever path you choose, remember to employ cadence and humility. if you fail, as long as you're failing where you want to be failing, then you can always give it another shot.
>>
>>164908862
Jesus, you talk like a virgin. You can stop role-playing whenever.
>>
>>164881649
>2 liter of fucking soda
you're disgusting
>>
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I just clicked ctrl exited out at 9k when I just hit 1k.
>>
Warrior or Mage?
I want to dps, but I dont want another mage to get credit with rolling ignite
>>
I'm running a census but it's taking fucking forever if anyone is interested.

So far there's an absolutely absurd amount of mages
>>
>>164912190

>So far there's an absolutely absurd amount of mages

as i suspected. gonna have some fun times as a hunter (except for leveling 1-10 which sucks without a pet but after that its cool)
>>
can shamans heal leveling dungeons okay?
>>
>>164912727
Not really no
>>
>>164912727
very
>>
>>164912727

Yes. You're missing the buffs that other healing classes provide but melee will love you for WF totem.
>>
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>tfw 2 blackstone rings drop
>>
>>164907105
rolling
>>
>>164911812
i have that keyboard
>>
>20,000+ from China, to Brazil, America and Islamic Europe all trying to log into an emulated mangos 13 year old game run by slavs and frogs at the same time that was designed for 4-5K maximum players.

>gets upset when it doesn't work.

WTF is wrong with you normies?
>>
3.5k in que boys i hope i can get my name
>>
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>>164912727

I love shammies!

t. Rogue main

priest jews never heal me and expect me to move out and bandage, but shammies are so eager to try harder they never forget me!
>>
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jsut got logged in for the first time and several of my names are already taken

fCUK
>>
>>164914246

I hope you find one good name to use senpai! The chinks are waking up and logging in so the rest of the good names will be gone shortly.
>>
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>>164913635
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i re logged and didn't have a que?
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