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/nosg/ - Nostalrius general 2017-01-07 05:39:21 Post No. 164864056
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SERVER IS """UP""" EDITION
OFFICIAL DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
set realmlist logon.elysium-project.org
set realmlist logon.elysium-project.org
GUILDS:
<FREE TAIWAN> (horde) (WE'RE COLLECTING SHEKELS FOR CHARTER)
>What is this?
This is the Nostalrius general. A private server for vanilla world of warcraft. We're currently waiting on the new nost server release.
SERVER RELEASES TODAY!!
OFFICIAL HYPE DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
>Server homepage
https://elysium-project.org/
>Vanilla WoW database
http://db.vanillagaming.org
>Leveling Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit
>Nos Pre-Bis
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j81TgG0p_HrYKajiUiQfYIoSUx1culzy2u_Fc4wtiS8/edit#gid=329725463
>Leveling Specs
http://imgur.com/a/aNm8V#0
>Big Addon Pack
http://www.wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vanilla-112-addons-download/
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Schaub Bless
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https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!!
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>>164864123
[citation needed]
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>tfw you get most of the weeb names you wanted
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DELETE THIS
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10,261 more to go
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>19kth in queue
hmmm
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Fuck slavs
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>Estimated Time: 190 minutes
FUN
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>when you accidently press enter too fast when you make your character
>sends you to the realm list
what th eufk
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So you guys were all hyped up for a Queue simulator?
Pathetic.
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Has anyone logged out and logged back in past the queue? Need to log out to fix addons and scared.
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>>164864220
were you happy when you saw i was lying about having Fatalpulse
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>>164864274
childplay
>Position: 7345
>Time: 214min
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>In queue for 4 more hours
>Boring title screen music.
Is it possible to mute the game without leaving the queue??
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<FREE TAIWAN> HORDE SIDE
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
OFFICIAL DISCORD
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>>164864123
>You're comparing it with a version that a small sect of the internet even knows about.
LMAO pls. Stop pretending Nost is some obscure, secret club, few people know about. Nost is popular as fuck and is a known name
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>>164864304
Enjoy your 20k queue faggot
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>>164864220
>not rustle
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>>164864304
You should be able to, but do you really need addons for where you're going?
Also, launching at a time where most of the world could play on a weekend was such a terrible idea.
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https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
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>Tfw not autistic and can wait a few days for shut to die down
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>>164864056
LF lvling group dun morogh please invite Cult
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CANT CREATE ACCOUNT PAGE WONT RESPOND WTF IS GOING ON ARE WE GETTING DDOSED OH MY FUCKING GOOODDD
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>>164864346
>17028
>205 min
oh god why
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>>164864347
alt tab you dummy
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>>164864347
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IM TO WHITE FOR THIS SHIT
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SD, Free Taiwan, or Mandate of Heaven?
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>get down to ~3500
>the queue grinds to a halt
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>>164864469
no anon
you are the ddos
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Madti here
did someone from here take my name? I just want to know if someone stole it or if it was a coincidence
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>>164864484
>8k
>237 min
???
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>>164864347
jesus christ are you dense. Change your audio mixer in your system tray. Or you know just alt tab you fuckwit
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>>164864539
Some guy posted a screenshot with it last thread
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FRESHKEKS WILL NEVER GET THE NAME THEY WANTED
NEVER EVER
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its fine.
i didnt want to play anyways.
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I'm going to make a femdead rogue!Once this queue lets me ;-;
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>>164864513
Salty Dogs is dead.
OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
OFFICIAL /VG/ GUILD:
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
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>tfw want to play something else while waiting but too afraid to do anything on the computer because it could crash wow
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>xxxHitler420xxx taken
enjoy your """""game"""""
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>>164864437
Vaginal CUM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10000+ KEKS KYS
AHAHAHAA
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>>164864209
Not him but you can check any census site or use an addon.
They aren't 100% accurate but they are the best we have to go by since official numbers stopped being reported during WoD. What they ARE good at is indicating trends, as in if numbers are moving up or down, etc.
Last I looked, US was at under 2million - and it should be noted that the census addons count characters, not accounts, and that not every server has adequate reporting (usually relatively empty servers or very inactive auction houses).
These addons do not factor in china stuff, and also relevant is that the way subs in china were counted "officially" was always a little bit weird - most of their accounts pay by the hour (or did, it could be different now) and ANY played time during that quarter would count as a sub.
Anyhow, no real way to know but he is likely close to correct about actual numbers. Anecdotally, all but 1 in the big guild I was in have quit since Legion launch, and participation in rated pvp is very very very VERY low at the moment.
Retail forums and mmochamp are convinced the game is up to 10mil us subs. My guess is still around 2million.
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>>164864510
RICED
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>>164864591
same
maybe ill get working on that book i've been waiting to read...
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OPENING MY COMPUTER CASE FOR MAXIMUM COOLAGE
HACKER MODE ACTIVATED
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>>164864581I'll pump you full of life
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>>164864586
>official semidead /vg/ horde guild
ftfy.
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>>164864525
We're essentially waiting for them to raise the cap, since very few people will logoff.
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>>164864586
Based Alex knows he is our guy
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rip the name i wanted
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Fuck this gay shit, back to retail I go
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ALLIANCE DISCORD ????
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>>164864681
t. retard who doesn't know how airflow works
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>>164864567
Okay thanks
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How many names did you steal guys? I logged in on 3 of my accounts and stole all of the nost general names!
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OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
OFFICIAL /VG/ GUILD:
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
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>>164864729
That's part of what bothers me so much.
I can't just go to sleep for a few hours JUST IN CASE they do raise the cap.
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>>164864438
>not autistic
pls go and stay go normie
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>>164864419
yeah but now we all got blueballs and want to play even more,It;s a good tactic but fucking annoying.
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>>164864774
if he has shit cable management, then opening up his case could potentially cool things down
t. retard who doesn't know how airflow works
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>10k in line
>>150 minute queue
>45 minutes later
>>210 minute queue
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>>164864759
message me.Erlik#4852
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https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
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>>164864689That's lewd
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>>164864808
didn't get mine faggot
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>>164864829
I want to sleep for 2hours but if the server crashes i'm fucked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcrEYwADEOU
REMINDER NOT TO JOIN ANY GUILD LEAD BY BANTER KEKS LEADERS
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>10k in queue
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OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
OFFICIAL /VG/ GUILD:
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
ALLIANCE GUILD IS CLIQUE
SALTY DOGS IS DEAD
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>>164864438
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw wagecuck vacations start 9/01/2017
KILL CHINA NOW, I WANT TO PLAY
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How do I switch realm tho...?
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>>164864729
what would be the current cap?
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>Not having gay sex while you're queued
Uhh lolbabs?
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>people stealing as many names as they can
Why though? It's not like you're realistically going to play on more than one or two characters.
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I hope nobody steals the name Niggerman
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, NOT A DRILL
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https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!!
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>>164864952
check USA and suggest realm then you get to choose which server you wanna join
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>mfw leveling on one client and the other is a gnome I left AFK dancing in the starting zone
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>>164864808
i got daiperslurp because that name should never be able to login and you fucks are weird
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/ourguy/ IS STREAMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLR0qKwAr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLR0qKwAr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLR0qKwAr8
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Who else /under1000masterrace/ here
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>tfw stuck at 306 for 5 minutes now
tell me there is hope
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OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
OFFICIAL /VG/ GUILD:
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
WERE MAKING THE GUILD
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>>164865068
But do you know what character to make?
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>>164865041
a h*cking god
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>>164865034
Oh shit, am I retarded or what. Thanks bruv.
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>Got in before the queue started.
>Reserved the names I was after.
>Been sitting in the starter zone shitposting.
>No plans to to even play fresh.
>Just killing time till Raid starts on Nost.
>mfw when reading freshcucks rage ITT.
Priceless.
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>>164864880
Where? IG name?
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>we are waiting in queue to play literally garbage
really makes you think
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>>164865061
>healing touch a plainstrider
total noob
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>>164865138
LOG OUT YOU INSOLENT SWINE
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>tfw being in queue on vanilla client while playing retail
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>>164865061
>streamer cunt just """""""""happens""""""" to get in before the crowd
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>>164864994
>Leave the queue and log back in to play
I don't understand, am I being memed by you guys or will it actually work?
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>>164865138
make sure to steal peoples names too
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>>164865061
>mulgore that empty
fuck durotar i guess
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What are you guys listening to while leveling?
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https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
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>>164865227
No, he's trolling. When they increase the cap you will see your queue position go down rapidly.
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>>164865262
MoH voice chat
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>241 min
W
T
F
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Let's talk about memes
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>>164864880
I added you mang
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OFFICIAL DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
ignore falseflags
READ THE OP
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fuck trump, fuck white people
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>>164865308
Sorry to say combat reg is broken on trolls
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>>164865227
yeah totally shocking.
i was going to steal all of his names too.
i wonder if he will bother crossing the border into stonetalon or ashenvale.
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>>164865148
Does the name look like wow name?it's discord tag
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IT'S MOVINGGGGGG
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ALLIANCE
OR
HORDE
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SLOTS INCREASED AGAIN BOYS
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>they're are already tree fuckers in dun morogh
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>>164864953
It was just 7k, but I think they just bumped it again. It's probably 8k now.
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>>164865275
Salta what?
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Cap is being raised again!!!
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>>164865425
HORDE
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>>164865368
It's not. The description says "may regenerate in combat" meaning it will or won't proc each time you're in combat.
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queue just dropped about 1k?
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>>164865408
ye i added you as a friend no idea how to dm you
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Enjoy your server that'll be unplayable for ages.
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Why can't they just raise the server cap to 100k
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queue drop confirmed
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OFFICIAL DISCORD
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
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https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!!
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what
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>hotmail literally auto blocking my verification email for 20+ minutes
>use 10minutemail and get it instantly
what the fuck...
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so, what names did you lads manage to grab?
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This kills the man
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>>164865563
stop trying to force you'r dead guild.
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
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>>164865626
Puddi, Pudster, Cuckee, Universe.
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IT'S HAPPENING
THEY RELEASED A VIDEO OF THE SERVER CAP INCREASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIx6_Srsrog
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>tfw still leveling on the old server with your friends and super special friend
Hee~
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>20k queue alright I'll just play Uthgard
>1k queue and moves even slower
just
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https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
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>>164865608
are you blind?
their website specifically says not to use hotmail
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>>164865646
dude you gotta press cancel or it will take you back to the realm list
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>150 minutes time jumps down to 33
Happening?
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>>164865258
Come home, white man. To the fertile plains of Mulgore.
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THERES A LVL 7 PALADIN ALREADY
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15k+ queue bros please explain why you're still here. The server can't even handle 15k players! What the fuck do you expect will happen? If you're not 5k or below at this point you're fucked, done for, finito, caput. It's sayonara for you basically.
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OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
OFFICIAL /VG/ GUILD:
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR THE CHARTER
/JOIN FREETAIWAN
/JOIN FREETAIWAN
/JOIN FREETAIWAN
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>>164865710
I'm too afraid to do anything
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>>164865723
It's temporary because it thinks you're consistently going down, once it stops dropping you after the influx it goes back to 300 minutes.
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>>164865663
If you compare the two discords urs is the dead one kid, SD has like a million people in voip too
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>camping the same spawn
man this is so autistic
who even wants to do this
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>slept in too late
FUCK
WHY DIDNT MOM WAKE ME UP
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>>164865626
nickerguy
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>14921
>283
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>i might be able to at least log and make my character before going to work
FUCK YEAH MAN
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>>164865760
Athene?
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>>164865710
>>164865809
Thank god I listened to you, In now.
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>>164865856
Mom was probably hoping you wouldnt wake up at all anon-kun
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>>164865667
ITS NOT FAIR
NOSG WON
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>>164865703
the website is barely working right now but yeah i read it. just thought people itt might want to read it again.
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Best meme of the year
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OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
OFFICIAL /VG/ GUILD:
<FREE TAIWAN> horde
WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR THE CHARTER
/JOIN FREETAIWAN
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>>164864220
>tfw you'll never know the only one I care about
feels 1000% safe
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>Grude already banned
Uhh?
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https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!!
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Oh ok, so this is gonna be like this for a week, isn't it? I expected an hour long queue, not four...
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>5k in queue
>220 minutes
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>164865909
>working on the weekends
Extreme wageslave
>>164865930
No I think she just forgot
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>position 13k
>Over 6 hours estimated.
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>>164866000
That's an 8 hour queue at minimum. You actually have to hope the server crashes.
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>when I login, it will be 4 hours later
>people will already be lvl 10 by then
>im going to get ganked by people who started before me now eternally
>oldbulls won again
JUST
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>>164865775
hehe... nice try 8k shitter
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no we did expect long queues
just not 18,000
1 8 0 0 0
the queue for nostalrius relaunch was only like 6k
it's like 3 times as big
shits retarded
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tfw you got all the names you wanted.
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>>164864056
mobs respawn EXTREMELY QUICKLY
like every 5 seconds. its so fast sometimes the lag causes me to miss loot. you can complete starting quests super easy.
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Is Salty Dogs dead?
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>get stuck at a 3k queue
>finally get in after an hour
>Retrieving realm list... for 10 minutes
>It breaks
>Get put back into queue
>19432
JUST FUCKING END ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>queue goes down
>estimated time goes up
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There are 8000 people online just on Horde
The queue isn't going to move much more.
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>>164866103
HOW DID YOU KNOW
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>>164865817
Dammit anon stop being right
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>>164865138
>reserved names
How are people this retarded? What kind of shallow ass names do you guys come up with that you have to reserve them? I've got 10 roleplay names that are never taken wherever I play that sound nice and aren't out of character in a Medieval RPG setting.
Git gud.
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if anyone here took "madti" message me if you're interested in selling it
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TWO MORE POP INCREASE AND WE WILL BE IN 5KBROS
DONT LOSE HOPE
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So you're pretty much fucked if you're still in starting zones, right?
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>>164864056
><FREE TAIWAN> (horde) (WE'RE COLLECTING SHEKELS FOR CHARTER)
don't believe his lies we're <Right Wing Safety Squad>
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>>164866184
I could never stop,qt
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How come Nost keeps winning
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I can finally level up my mining on PvE ;_;
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>>164866271
don't worry anon, i'm on my way to culturally enrich mulgore right this moment
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>cant remember password
>trying to reset it but site keeps going offline
queuecucks are lucky...
>>
>>164866221
it looks like they're only decreasing pop by 1k at a time Anon...
>>
>>164865061
REMEMBER FOLKS
MULGORE = AN EMPTY FEAST OF MOBS AND XP
TAUREN MASTER RACE
>>
Christ, at this rate, they'd have been better off releasing two-three fresh servers. My god.
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>>164866271
shhh
>>
WHY DONT THESE FUCKING RUSSIANS RELEASE ANOTHER SERVER
THIS SHIT WILL HAVE TWICE THE POPULATION OF NOST
IT'S RETARDED BEYOND HOPE
SOMEONE DDOS THIS SHIT ALREADY
>>
>>164865138
i dont give a shit
no one reserves my name, i always get the name i want :DDD
>>
>>164866202
Swagger all you like, but you are still going to be mad jealous of my female night elf druid named Menopaws.
>>
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
>>
>someone took my name
um like
seriously...
like FUCK YOU FUCKING KEKS I HATE YOU
just because i namefag DOESNT FUCKING MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT IN SPITE
re
re
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>position in queue 19000
good fucking luck leveling
>>
https://discord.gg/FWT3pkU
Any fembois wanna join our LGBT ally discord? :3333
>>
>>164866391
Better to undershoot than to overshoot and end up with dead servers
>>
SUB 2K BROS WW@
JUST ONE MORE HOUR
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>>164866000
checked,praise KEK that we may all log in tonight.
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>>164866438
your semi ironic meme response is the reason why they do it
>>
soooo
estimated queue time is not reliable, is it?
>>
THERES ALREADY A GUILD
<RESURRECTED>
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>>164866202
>Roleplay names
LOL, literally no one cares or will remember your shitty gibberish names.
Enjoy being irrelevant, kiddo.
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>>164865049
>Just want to play a couple hours on Nost before work.
>Queue is at 1k because Elysium faggots cucked out of the "FRESH" experience are jaded by the queue and decide to log on to Nost instead while they're here.
None of you faggots even care about WoW, you just want to be part of the latest Hype fluff. Goddamnit.
>>
>got names for both my lock and pally
>reserved a few more good ones
FUCK YEAH BOYS I STAYED UP FOR 40 HOURS TIME TO SLEEP
>>
>>164866418
pls unban me
t. anoka
>>
KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND
KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND
KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND
KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND
WATCH YER BACK
WATCH YER BACK
WATCH YER BACK
WATCH YER BACK
KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND
KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND
KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND
KEEP YER FEET ON THE GROUND
WATCH YER BACK
WATCH YER BACK
WATCH YER BACK
WATCH YER BACK
>>
>>164866508
No. The estimated time just goes by how frequently people are logging out. Which isn't consistent.
>>
>one minute went by with NOBODY logging off
it's over boys
>>
if anyone took the name "ghettogaggers" whisper me if you interested in selling it
>>
>>164866508
Accurate to first order
>>
>>164866564
>doesn't sleep before launch
>goes to sleep on launch instead of getting a comfy ahead
>>
SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ACCOUNT SO I CAN BE IN QUEUE JESUS CHRIST FUCK ME HARD
>>
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>>164866000
>gonna be like this for a week
Oh fuck, dubs and trips confirms it. God save us all...
>>
>>164866132
whats dead may never die my friend
>>
OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD:
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<FREE TAIWAN> horde
WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR THE CHARTER
>>
>was in 1k queue
>dc'd
>back in a 19k queue
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCJK
>>
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Gottem
>>
1 more hour for me, catching up on some animu
Concrete Revolutio pretty dope sad i missed out when it aired.
>>
>>164866449
I'm gay but not a femboi (I wish)
>>
so i've never played warcraft before
is this a good place to start
>>
>tfw have to babysit me queue in case get disconnect
>>
So, if I went to work and stayed in queue, would I still be in queue when I get back? I only work 4 hours today.
I'm at 12599
>>
Half second delays from US east. How's everyone else's ping?
>>
>>164866784
yes
>>
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this must be how syrian refugees felt
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>>164866717
who's that qt behind u
>>
>>164866784
You're not getting in today, the server already has 16000 players online, the queue isn't going to move much more.
>>
>>164866784
doubtful
>>
>>164866784
you gonna get disconnected multiple times during queue
>>
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>5h queue
>>
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
https://discord.gg/3JaTQbc
Salty Dogs on Horde, come hang out in voip!
>>
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>>
I'm at like 3,000 and it's saying 150 minutes. I might as well die or sleep.
>>
Thank god you fuckers have your shitty server. Now I can play on PvE in peace. I'm gonna buy gold too but not g4wow obviously... it should be quiet and discrete now.
>>
>>164866921
>not Salty Dogs
kys
>>
>>164866860
The population count includes both factions. They can still raise the cap by 2k if they're running the same hardware as Nostalrius-PvP. They wont do that until people start pouring into the second zones though.
>>
>>164866845
im crying
>>
any 500 or less here? it is not fucking moving
>>
When is elyium pve
>>
LMAO SOMEONE IS ALREADY DOING DEADMINES
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THEY HAVE DONE IT
WHY EVEN PLAY AT THIS POINT
>>
>>164866860
What 16000? There's no way that could be right.
>>
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>>164866854
my wow gf.
>>
>stuck at position 118
JUST NEED 118 PEOPLE TO LOG OUT HOLY SHIT REEEEE
>>
RAFEFUGEES ARE FLOODING INTO THE FERTILE PLAINS OF MULGORE
NON-TAUREN GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164866948
The mods on elysium track gold trades. Enjoy your ban.
>>
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How will the freshcucks every recover from this? Players are already lvl 10. Freshcucks are already too far behind the pack to avoid getting ganked. Maybe in crestfall you won't be behind again ha
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>>164867002
>you will never be part of the world first deadmines clear
>>
>>164866946
who is that cute boy
>>
>>164866916
But salty dogs is dead faggot
OFFICIAL /VG/ DISCORD:
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RESTART IN 5 MINUTES
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restart in 5 minutes
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTART
>>
>restart in five minutes
I FELL FOR THE FRESHKEK MEME
>>
>>164867002
are you serious
>>
WHY BOTHER PLAYING WHEN THERE IS A GROUP DOIING WC ALREADY
>>
server restart inbound
>>
>>164866784
You'll come back to a 4k+ queue
>>
>>164866738
Start with WC3 like everyone else senpai
>>
server restart confirmedd
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>>164867051
>>
HOLY SHIT MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET ON
>>
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>disconnected from server
>>
I just got position 82 and they're seriously fucking restarting already?
>>
ROLLBACK
>>
DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING RESTART! WE GONNE BE FIRST IN QUE
>>
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>tfw 1,024 in queue and have been holding a massive shit for 1.5 hours now
i'm not gonna make it bros
>>
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK RUSSIA GET THE FUCKING NUKES OBAMAAAAAAAAAA
>>
lmao nice server
>>
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>>
>QUEUEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>QUEUEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>QUEUEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>QUEUEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>QUEUEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
IS THE QUEUE RESETTING?
>>
>>164867181
>bros
BRO DUDE YEAH BROO FAR OUT BRO
kys
>>
>>164867181
shit yourself anon
no one's going to judge you for it
>>
>>164866591
keep your meat underground
>>
>RESTART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-sJp1FfG7Q
>>
>>164867179
Nope. You'll be bottlenecked and back at 10k.
Enjoy your queue limbo.
>>
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>>164867209
>WWU
><FREE TAIWAN> horde side
><FREE TAIWAN> horde side
><FREE TAIWAN> horde side
STOP SHILLING YOUR SHITTY NAME
IT CONSISTENTLY LOST IN POLLS
>>
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>>
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>>164867157
>20k queue
>>
IS THERE SERIOUSLY A FUCKING RESTART HAPPENING? I'M LIKE 2,000 IN THE QUEUE.
>>
FUUUUUUUCK I WAS ON 1.5K ALREADY
>>
Anyone else just getting disconnected when they try to log in?
>>
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>>164867213
>>
>>164867179
QUEUES DONT RESET ON SERVER RESTARS DUMB SHIT
THEYRE PART OF THE LOGIN SERVER
GET SHAT ON
>>
>>164867382
Thank fuck.
>>
>i still haven't receibed my account confirmation email
>>
>>164867410
See you next weekend!
>>
>kicked from queue
LOL
>>
>>164867382
Yes they do.
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FROM 13K TO 4K
>>
LUL
>>
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>que 10
>disconnect
>>
>>164867410
try gmail m8
>>
FUCKING SPAM IT NOW
IT'S NOW OR NEVER LADS
>>
>no one is playing on fresh
>t-that's all just chinks!
NostPvP is at medium pop right now. Gotta say Im not surprised. I think Ill play on fresh after all n a few weeks when my exams are over. See you guys, maybe by then you'll be about the head of the queue.
>>
fucking DISCONNECTED WHAT THE
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>12k -> 6k -> kicked
riplyl
>>
Its a server restart
>>
PRAISE KEK
ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE LORD FOR HE HATH ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS
NO MORE SHALL WE BE STUCK IN 15K PEOPLE QUEUES
NOW MY BRETHREN, WE SHALL FINALLY REAP OUR JUST DUE
>>
It happened
>>
Just got dced at 2k
Gues I'll try some other time
>>
>>164866449
D-do you accept trannies?
>>
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>get in after an hour
>get a spot for boars
>about to hit 2
>disconnect
>>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WAITED AN HOUR IN THE QUEUE
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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I WAS ON FUCKING 200ish
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>
please god no
>>
>get in
>start to make character
>disconnected
welp time to nuke russia
>>
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do night elf starting mobs give extra loot or something? one mangy panther just gave me 6 gray items
>>
>Disconnected from server while I was in queue
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
>>
DC!!!
>>
I'M IN
>>
Alright guys, progress report.
Where we at?
I reached lvl 6 on my paladin and got my professions learned.
>>
LMAO
M
A
O
>>
>>164867549
shut it down
>>
>>164867549
just mangos things
>>
who else /level 6 club here?
>>
>haven't even been able to connect with right credentials this entire time
>can't even tell logon server is correct unless i put in the wrong credentials
are the spots reserved for china or what
>>
FIRST BAG HYPE!
>>
already level 5 as undead, once the restart finishes gonna be 6
>>
If it doesn't authenticate straight away should you just cancel and retry, or will you only get in if you let it authenticate for a while?
>>
Why doesn't Blizzard just host vanilla themselves?
>>
>>164867580
>>164867546
they restarted to apply an update
>>
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This is why I decided not to bother at all today. Got some stuff done.
>>
FUCKING RESTART I WAS HAVING FUN KILLING NIGHTSABERS CMON NOW ILL BE STUCK IN QUEUE FUCK FUCK
lvl 4 no nothing just killing mobs with groups
>>
>>164867549
FUCK OFF WEEBFUCK
>>
>>164867486
>NostPvP is at medium pop right now
so that means it's almost blizzlike
neat
>>
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WWU
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<FREE TAIWAN> horde side
<FREE TAIWAN> horde side
WWU BOYZ
>>
wow thanks obama
>>
kicked from queue now cant even log in gg
>>
>>164867643
>tfw i got two bags within 30 minutes
>>
>>164867615
level 3
no money
>>
the chinks cant keep getting away with it
>>
>get to dm
>restart
>>
these devs are trash
I'll try tomorrow I guess
>>
>>164867615
level 5 pally, got mining and a pick
>>
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>moved from 11k to 6k in less than 10 minutes
>DISCONNECTED
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>Authenticating....
>>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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F R E S H C U C K S - O N - S U I C I D E - W A T C H
>>
hAHAHAHAHA I'M FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND
>>
>>164867615
level 5, got in 5 min late though.
>>
OMFG SOME CHINESE DUDES ARE ALREADY LEVEL 8 WTF....
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW CHINESE OVERLORDS
>>
i liked my 19k queue more than not being able to connect at all
>>
Just logged into see if fresh server was up and reserve my spot in queue. Now its reset, can't wait to beat you cucks in the queue
>>
im in
>>
>>164867667
good for them
i waited 1.5 hours in queue and got dced the second i got a chance to make a fucking name
>>
JUST ABOUT TO FINISH CREATING MY CHARACTER AND D/C'D FUCK YOU
>>
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WAS LEVLE 5 BEFORE THE RESET NOW I WONT GET IN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
AUTHENTICATINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>
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*teleports behind you in queue*
thanks for beta testing the realm faggots
now that the patch hit i'm ready to play
>>
WHY RESTART IT REEE
>>
It's 20 min offline
>>
>>164867735
how? what level were you?
>>
>>164867662
for 30k people contrary to millions still playing retail?
>>
Are hunters any fun?
>>
>>164867798
server doesnt have anti-cheat, it's pretty easy to speed hack around and hit 8 with exploration exp
>>
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>>164867760
>>
so this... is the power.. of vanilla cucks
woah..
>>
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>>164867786
>>
>logging into game server
>>
>>164867823
said update is increasing the pop cap
>>
FUCK
>>
MEANWHILE OLD IS WELL OVER 10K AND HAS A QUEUE TO GET ON
FRESHKEKS
LITERALLY
AND
ETERNALLY
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>
REEEEEEEEEEE LET ME IN
>>
>>164867806
>arrive 50 late minutes for launch
>haven't been able to connect for the past 30 minutes
game over. is this the chinese server launching or what?
>>
>Wait 1 hour from 11k to 6k
>Disconnect
>Cant log in because Authenticating
I'm done. Reinstalling retail.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK GOOD WAS THAT RESTART IF I CANT LOG THE FUCK IN
>>
Is it just or restart or a complete reset?
>>
How were the queues for retail vanilla launch?
>>
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>PEOPLE TOOK OFF FROM WORK FOR THIS
>>
Is it offline? No memes please
>>
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>>164867905
>bopulation increased from 10000 to 10001
>>
>>164867942
awful
>>
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>>164867030
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL.
IT'S GONNA BE YUUGE
>>
>>164867945
Don't remind me that I took a week off to play Diablo III on launch.
>>
>>164867882
yes if your idea of fun is being blamed for everything bad in the world
>>
Back in queue at 500
>>
JUST BECAUSE I'M A GUY DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T CRY
I'LL CRY ON THE MOON
>>
POWERNAP TIME BOIS
SET STOPWATCH 15 MIN
>>
ITS BACK
>>
>>164867945
>working on a saturday
what kind of shithole do you live in?
>>
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>>164867945
>>
>>164867905
theyve been increasing it live
thats why the queue kept dumping in 2k people at a time
and theres nothing on their twitter
guess i wont get the name i want cya guys glhf
>>
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>>164867942
not vanilla but I can remember for WoD getting in queue before a 9 hour shift and coming back and still taking an hour.
>>
>some people playing
>apply an update
>now no one can play
awesome
>>
>>164868006
Worse than this, I'm assuming?
Guess this is all part of the experience.
>>
>>164867968
went down for a restart so they could increase the cap for population. will be back up in a sec
>>
>still stuck at authenticating and auto dc when i try to log in
>>
>>164868070
no one actually does this
>>
IT'S BACK
HURRY GET IN QUEUE
>>
Are people in queue for Elysium right now or is it down and everyone is stuck on Authenticating and getting Disconnected?
>>
>people playing
>people queued up
well, now is the perfect time to restart the server for trivial reasons and fuck up everything for everyone
>>
>happily levelling my gnome warlock even though it's laggy as fuck
>20 min later after waiting one hour in queue
>restart in 5 min :)
>can't log in
>won't be able to log in for hours I bet
I mean
why
seriously
>>
>>164867942
Imagine today, enormous queues and constant resets and disconnects, except now it's happening over the course of two months.
>>
>>164868078
lel
Horde is also forming rightclick spam circles.
>>
>>164868120
errr evidently they do. You have photographic proof right in front of you, twerp
>>
>back on authenticating
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>
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dead fucking server
>>
>>164868127
>stuck on authenticating
you mean instant disconnect
>>
HATE RUSSIANS
>>
AUTHENTICATING
>>
I cant even fucking log in when I was in the queue before the restart. fuck this shit.
>>
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>>164868127
i'm already in, i was 20k in queue before the restart
>>
>>164868070
L0l le ebin rebbit screeny xd
>>
>>164868070
literally KEKS
>>
>>164868120
confirmed for never playing in vanilla. everyone did it back then.
>>
>>164868161
at least in vanilla they opened up more realms
>>
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>>164868078
>>
>>164868078
the great thing about warlocks is they can keep that exact same action bar all the way from their starting zone to naxx
>>
>>164868226
What's the alliance guild?
>>
>>164868120
i literally just did this
>>
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I CAN'T FUCKING LOGIN
STUCK ON THIS AUTHENTICATING BULLSHIT
>>
hey the /vg/ guild is gkicking anyone that unironically uses "yall" when they communicate, right?
>>
I'M INNNNNNN
ENJOY BEING /behindthecurve/ KEKS
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
i should have just played hafen
>>
>>164868070
EPIC XD
>>
SELLING THE NAMES PUDDI
MATDI
for $350 paypal or $400 amazon
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>logging in to game server
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164868354
you might as well just ask for 500
>>
Fuark, who do I roll once im in?
>>
I'm back in!
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>>164868292
all the way to sunwell, really
>>
>authenticated
>success!
>connected!
>disconnected
th-thanks
>>
>get to handshaking
>DC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164864220
never heard of any of these
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>>164868354
Can I pay in cybersex?
>>
ITS LIVE
>>
AUTHENTICATING
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>164868282
>>
HELLGROUND WWU
FUCK THIS CHINK SHIT SERVER
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>>164868470
fuck no
$350 paypal or $400 amazon or bust
>>
Authenticating
[ Cancel ]
>>
STUCK IN RETRIEVING REALM LIST REEEEEEEEE
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>authenticating x 1000
> FINALLY get in
> select ELysium PvP
> Disconnected from server
JUST
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>>164868443
just happened to me :^(
>>
Was >2000k in queue and got d/c'd. Thanks a lot russian fucks
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>>164868305
it will be <Mandate of Heaven> when it's up
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>get past authenticating
>select Elysium PvP
>disconnected
>stuck in authenticating again
>>
IT'S BEEN DECIDED THAT THE NEW HORDE GUILD NAME IS <NANKING AGAIN>
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>raid in 30 minutes
>stuck on authenticating
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>>164868551
>
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>>164868530
message me on discord... Puddi here..
We'll make a deal.
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164868560
hit cancel and you can create a character
not even memeing
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Why the fuck does every other server have to go down, too? Why does Elysium have to be hosted on the same fucking dispatcher? I don't even care about new server, fuck!
Every other day I lose 1-3 hours of playtime from all these random fucking reasons they decide to KO the servers. Last week it was because of implementing stupid horseshit against gold spammers, now we're going to have 5 downtimes a day until the new server calms down and they figure out what the fuck they're doing.
I'm glad they took off the donation link, it's like they know they don't offer a good service as far as hosting goes.
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LET ME PLAY LET ME FREAKING PLAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw almost level 7
probably gonna get cucked in the queue now
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>>164868572
>2000k
RETAILKEKS BTFO
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>>164868506
>All those undead
>No rogues
What happened?
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>>164868070
>this is why I love eating shit
why are vanillacucks so autistic?
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I'll keep doing this for like 15 minutes and then I'm done for today.
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>>164868635
no deal
only money give me an email im not logging into your shitty discord server
>>
SOMEONE TELL BLIZZARD ALREADY
>>
>>164868590
<NANKING COMFORT CLUB>
>>
>chad thundergold is already level 10
>you're stuck at authenticating
THANKS FOR RESTARTING THE SERVER FOR NO REASON ASSHOLES IT WAS WORKING FINE
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so how it's going? enjoying the game? haha
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NUKE RUSSIA NOW
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Who else /6/ here? /5/fags need not respond.
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>>164868660
which addons show quest locations on minimap?
>>
>>164868635
what's your discord
>>
>try to login
>auth straight to DC
>try again, same thing
>try fake password
>get same thing
I have a feeling since I was DC'd during being que'd, it thinks I'm still in que and won't let my IP log back in. Since it doesn't even say the password is wrong, I don't think it even checks the auth server, just straight ejects you.
>>
>>164868590
THIS
>>
FUCKING AUTHENTICATE ME ALREADY
>>
>>164868740
yeah it's pretty fun can't wait until the server's stable so I never have to play on old again
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>>164867876
Let's pretend that if Blizzard hosted an actual set of vanilla servers with the intent of going from patch 1 to eventually the end of TBC.
Since it's Blizzard and not a junky private server, I would carefully estimate over 2 million players, possibly closer to 3 million, would subscribe to check it out for up to 6 months.
This is including old school players, current players that missed classic and are curious about it, and the friends and relatives that they will without a doubt try to convince them to give it a go.
Now, the subscription model might be set up the same as classic, or it might be current. A 6 month sub was like 77.94 USD. Sticking with the low ball estimate of 2 million players, that's 155880000.00 USD that Blizzard is turning down for a product that is already finished, published, and ready for sale.
The company shareholders should be pissed over this. Really pissed. Because PC game developers would have literal wet dreams to have that kind of success for a game launch.
>>
>>164868740
>female undead
pls be my gf
>>
>>164868660
How do you gain experience, seriously?
Do you explore the world, or found some mob to kill or what?
>>
ACCOMMODATE MORE PLAYERS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FUCKING NORMIES THAT ARE CRYING BECAUSE THEY CANT LOG IN SINCE THE SERVER IS FULL OF PASSIONATE NEETS LIKE ME WHO STAID UP ALL NIGHT JUST FOR THIS
FUCKING RUSSIANS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164868680
OSoW
>>
>meddles with our election
>takes our gold
>ruins our server
WHY
DO
THEY
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT
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Why is it always the smug gloating assholes who get in first
>>
How do you get in
Do you let the long ass "authenticating" run its course or just keep spamming until something happens?
Pls help :(
>>
>>164868767
It's literally called Questie.
>>
>>164868858
Just spam until it happens.
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>type in password
>enter
>authenticating
>tab out
>update
>tab back in
>disconnected from server
>type in password
>enter
>>
"Logging into game server"
Is it down?
>>
>>164868680
hey i'm on the screenshot \o/
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>>164868849
Open up wide, Frogscum.
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>>164868828
just grind man
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>>164868779
I just got disconnected in queue as well and am unable to connect again, same shit happening to me
>>
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
END ME
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>>164868758
>people spent hours figuring out exploring routes
>mobs respawn so fast you can hit 6 in half an hour just by grinding
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>>164867876
>30k people for an illegal server that's buggy, laggy, huge problems with gold sellers and hacking, with incompetent staff
Yes, that's pretty significant.
>>
>>164868858
let it authenticate
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Should I start out with a Night Elf Rogue or Human Warlock? Either will be Female, of course.
Rogue would be fun for ganking later on but I imagine Warlock would be a lot easier to level.
What do?
>>
OFFICIAL DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
JOIN BOYS
>>
>>164868680
>naming yourself after a lore character
>naming yourself after a lore character and getting the race wrong
hang yourself
>>
I'M A GIRL I'M ALLOWED TO LOG IN FIRST REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164868954
Grind what, there are no mobs sub level 5 alive ever.
>>
>>164868779
switching the realmlist gets you back in
set realmlist 164.132.233.125
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I WAS IN AND I FUCKING KICKED MYSELF OUT
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>>164868779
I got the same thing. I was in queue down to 2k and got dc'd, now stuck on this bullshit.
>>
FUCK YOU GUYS IM FUCKING OUT THE WINDOW OF OPORTUNITY HAS BEEN LOST WAKE ME UP WHEN NEW SERVER STARTS
>>
>>164868506
Christ, how many of them are chinks?
>>
>SUCCESS!
>Disconnected
FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
IM IN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>americucks are LITERALLY owned in every way, shape, and form by this bull
>>
>>164869037
there are a fuckton and they respawn every 5 seconds. were you stuck in the queue?
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>>164868779
There is no queue for the login server itself, when you get disconnected during authentication the login server request to the auth backend likely timed out.
>>
>>164868816
a lot of people that don't play WoW anymore except buying the expansions and playing for a week would never buy the expansions or play current wow ever again.
>>
>was perfectly happy sitting in queue
>have to play the reenter my password 400 times game now
FUCKING RUSSIANS
>>
>>164869094
at least 80%
>>
fucking auth I could of been 6 already
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>
>>164869037
Clearly you haven't played on the server. Mobs were respawning after seconds, it was very easy to do all the quests that involve killing.
>>
>went success the right back to DC
Fuck me how long does it take these people to apply a patch?
>>
>Know this is going to happen
>Do nothing
I FUCKING HATE RUSSIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164869143
>>164869037
just camp by a mob spawning node. they respawn really quickly
>>
>>164869051
Did not work.
>>
reminder that you can copy/paste your password
>>
>>164869182
better to restart the servers to give a working team feel
>>
ill just check back in 30 mins
>>
tfw you get ddosed by gold farmer companies who got banned
>>
>prep for literally two weeks for this
>schedule time off work
>wake up at 3am
>login at 4am when the server first opens
>get in
>play
>"btw we're going to reset it and dump you in a queue because it wouldn't be fair to people who weren't as dedicated as you if they couldn't play :^)"
literally fuck you elysium
>>
What do you do if you are stuck at "Logging in to game server"
>>
Do these fags know the meaning of "restart" I was in the fucking game without even waiting in queue before, I got my fucking skinning knife so I could skin shit in the fucking starting zone, what the fuck is wrong with them, turn on the fucking servers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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Elysium Project @elysium_dev 29s29 seconds ago
The log-in server is getting slammed, this leads to everyone getting stuck at authenticating. Please log-in only once every 30 seconds.
>>
>>164869273
tap your fingers on your desk and pray
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>>164869259
You're a fool if you didn't anticipate this.
>>
>set down controller to try to log in once more
>disconnected
>look back at TV when I hear a groan from my character
>I kept running and went right off of Throat of the World
>last save was two hours ago
FUCKING DAMNIT.
>>
ELYSIUM TWITTER
TWITTER ELYSIUM l@@k
The log-in server is getting slammed, this leads to everyone getting stuck at authenticating. Please log-in only once every 30 seconds.
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>>164869273
kys xaxaxaax
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>>164869292
I'M GONNA KEEP LOGGING IN
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>>164869273
Also stuck there.
I'm hoping we're in a good spot that when it comes back online, we'll automatically be shuffled in.
No idea what's actually going to happen.
>>
>>164869292
Yeah, stop logging in
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>>164869292
HIT THAT LOGIN FUCKERS IF I CANT PLAY NO ONE PLAYS FUCKERSSSS
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>>164869292
LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU
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>>164869329
>>164869292
EAT SHIT RUSSIANS I'M PRESSING IT EVERY 2 SECONDS AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
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>>164869292
lmao fuck no im not doing that
if i dont get to play, nobody does. what the fuck do i care?
>>
>>164869273
commit suicide
>>
are we supposed to just spam login because i've been patently trying to get into the queue every few mintues ,since launch and the request keeps timing out, meanwhile all the mongoloids are getting in.
>>
>>164869292
retards
>>
Elysium Project @elysium_dev 1m1 minute ago
The log-in server is getting slammed, this leads to everyone getting stuck at authenticating. Please log-in only once every 30 seconds.
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>>164869329
>Please log-in only once every 30 seconds.
I will when everyone else will
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>>164869292
stop logging in guys trust me
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WOW MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE JUST RESTARTED THE SERVER FOR NO REASON THEN
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>>164868998
it doesn't matter either way your going to be a huge slut who gets off from being fucked in the butt for free money
>>
>>164868998
Depends, lock is dull as shit to level until you get some abilities, just dot and wand for 20 levels.
Also before you get the voidwalker you have to tank the mobs so be ready to kite.
Rogue is a bit faster in the beginning and safer overall to play, lock just excels in farming once they get their tools and can dot a camp up all at once.
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>>164869292
SMASH DAT MF LOGIN BUTTON
>>
SPAM LOG IN GUYS LETS DDOS THESE RUSSIAN FUCKS
>>
>>164869390
SPAM LOGIN
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Riddle me this shit, /nosg/...
>TEN times the population cap.
>Ground collectibles for quests still take 10 fucking minutes to respawn.
I understand wanting to stay faithful to Vanilla, but wouldn't it be more accurate if you decreased the respawn timer on quest-collectibles to a TENTH of the original time, so as to make it proportionally accurate?
I understand competition over mobs kills and named mobs. You can totally mitigate that via forming impromptu parties.
I even understand competition over collectibles ON mobs, it slows you down, but it actually makes things a little more interesting and not at all impossible.
Again, I understand herbs and ores and such, makes the economy interesting.
But the quest-collectibles? This is fucking stupid. Why not speed up the respawn rate? What is there for anybody to gain from this? It's not accurate for Vanilla WoW as I explained above. It doesn't make anything more interesting in any way. The only thing it does is drastically slow you down and inspires abandoning the quest altogether. It's just retarded through and through.No, I'm not complaining about Elysium, this is a problem in Nostalrius altogether.
Thank god most people don't know you can interact with the collectibles a second before their model shows up, otherwise I'd never complete these and I'd have OCD because of abandoning the quests.
>>
If they don't release another server at the very least, preferably two, this is gonna be a colossal shitshow for the next six months.
>>
>>164869436
the fucking imp can tank until 10 desu senpai
>>
For a starting mage:
Mining + tayloring or Alch + Harvesting?
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>>164869430
I'LL STOP ONCE YOU LET ME IN FIRST!
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>>164869292
>mfw I keep spamming login
>>
>>164869341
Oh so it's offline?
>>
SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON SMASH THAT BUTTON
>>
>>164869467
>trying to do quests you know will take a while
Are you retarded son?
>>
This game blows
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>>164869292
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO SHIT, WHY RESTART A FINE WORKING SERVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>164869430
>server was barely lagging
>shut it down for "preformance"
>now literally no one can log in
ADVANCED
RUSSIAN
TECHNOLOGY
>>
>>164869259
Hahahahahhahahahaaa
>>
>>164869467
would require them to go to each object id and change it probably, mob respawn is just something they can turn up for the whole realm at once. it's just laziness
>>
>>164869467
>DS2 image
I like DS2
>>
Post your setup.
>>
spamming gets you in faster CONFIRMED
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tfw you're fine on the outside but internally REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing
>>
Elysium Project @elysium_dev 15s15 seconds ago
We will start banning accounts that attempt to log in more than once every 30 seconds. This is the only counter-measure to everyone being stuck at authenticating.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>
>>164869542
>A fine working server
>when 20k people are in queue
IF I DONT GET IN
NO ONE GETS IN
SMASH THAT LOGIN BUTTON
>>
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>>
Better to wait at authentication. If you spam you might accidentally kick yourself out of the realmlist.
>>
>>164869593
fucking kek
>>
>>164869430
>WOW MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE JUST RESTARTED THE SERVER FOR NO REASON THEN
Do people here really think they restarted the server for no good reason? That they did it just to fuck with people?
Why are so many of you so outstandingly retarded?
>>
>>164869467
Because fuck human warlocks :^)
>>
>>164869606
TRAGEDY OF THE COMMONS LMAO
WONT STOP SPAMMING
>>
>>164869554
>if it isn't broke, fix it
russians man
>>
>>164869593
xiaoxaio pls
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Get on discord and whisper any of these guys for an invite to the alliance guild discord.
Manlet#9316
Alx#3073
Erlik#4852
Infamy#5916
Madti#7077
Squish#0671
qlurf#6906
Ara#4906
Try whispering several in case they are distracted trying to desperately login into the server, guild isn't made yet.
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>>164869606
FUCKING SLAVS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>164869660
They shouldn't have restarted, sorry.
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>RESTART FOR NO REASON AND FUCK UP EVERYTHING
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>>164866449
>>164867519
pls respond
>>
>>164869595
>>164869606
>all the normies stop spamming
>keep spamming
>get in
it fucking worked
>>
>>164869542
EAT SHIT KEKBOY I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR SPOT
HAHAAHHAHAHAA
>>
>>164869606
fake and gay
everyone spam harder
>>
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>>164869467
enjoy those fungal spores fags
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
I QUIT MY JOB TO PLAY THIS AND NOW I CANT GET IN
>>
OFFICIAL DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
GET IN HERE
SALTY DOGS IS DEAD
ALLIANCE FULL OF KEKBOYS
>>
Welp. I'm done. I've been trying to log back in for 30 minutes. I was at 3,000 in the queue before the restart.
Fuck this. I'm not trying to log in for hours only to be placed in a 20,000 queue.
>>
LET ME IN YOU RUSKIE PINKO FUCKS
>>
>>164869719
How do you know what they should have and shouldn't have done?
>>
>server launch going fine, even admit to it
>le restart for stability in five minutes, goyim!!!
>nobody can log in anymore
wow...so this... is the power.. of Elysium...
>>
>>164867519
I do, anon.into my bed
>>
>server works but big queues
>restart server to make queues smaller
>login server breaks from everyone spamming login
are russians human?
>>
>>164868998
>Alliance warlock
lmao
>>
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SMASH THAT MF LOGIN BUTTON
>>
>>164869492
it can't tank because you should be doing more damage then it is, unless you literally gimp your own dps just to have that little fucker take a punch or two, slowing you down to a crawl in terms of leveling.
Whatever floats your boat, don't be surprised when people steamroll over all the mobs near you while you only get one of them
>>
STOP
SPAMMING
THE
LOGIN
THEY ARE WORKING ON IT DON'T BE STUPID STOP LOGGING IN
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>Snowing today.
>Co-worker calls in and tells me he wants to do a double shift because his commute would destroy the rest of his day if he went home after his shift, since snow just destroys public transport here.
>Get to have over 24 hoursto sit in queue all day
Yusss!!! Kek shines on me!
>>
>>164869660
THEY DID IT TO LET THE CHINKS IN, THEYRE FARMING RIGHT NOW WHILE WE'RE AUTHENTICATING
>>
>>164869835
sub human
>>
managed to set my realm to elysium pvp and got disconnected XD
>>
For a starting mage:
Mining + tayloring or Alch + Harvesting?
>Mining + tayloring or Alch + Harvesting?
Mining + tayloring or Alch + Harvesting?
>Mining + tayloring or Alch + Harvesting?
>>
I can get into the realmlist but can't get past "Logging into game server" for fresh. Is there any way around this or do I just keep trying?
>>
>tfw you'll never be friends with puddi
>>
>>164869573
There is nothing wrong with ds2.
>>
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Hey! You know, maybe we can actually get in at some point this week!
>>
SMASH IT LIKE
>>
>>164869819
Because frankly everyone here knows how fucking retarded the staff is and they probably just tried turning it off and back on again to try and fix the lag the server was feeling, when there's pretty much nothing you can do about the lag when you have thousands of players in the same 5 or so zones
don't pretend like these fuckers aren't this retarded you contrarian pseudo-reasonable cunt
>>
if i wait 30 seconds in between logins i just get disconnected
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>>164868839
Fuck you NEETcuck :^) isn't it time you gave up your spot to chad in the queue? His time is much more valuable than yours
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>>164869878
fuck that
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>>164869864
>corruption
>immolate
>agro for a sec before imp grabs again
>one shadowbolt
>run to next mob
it's not rocket science you fagtron
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This is so comfy to watch. Fuck's sake
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wHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY /NOSG/??????
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Just deleted WoW. I'm done. I wasnt expecting it to go off without a hitch but this is fucking ridiculous for such an anticipated release.
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>>164869878
>if you want to log in, just stop logging in! it's that simple, goyim! :^)
'no'
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>>164869573Dark souls is shit.
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>>164870027
fapping to feminine penises
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GUYS WE HAD TO RESTART FOR A SUPER IMPORTANT PATCH!! IF WE DID NOT DO DAT THE GAME WOULD ASPLODE!!!
SORRY ALL DA POEPLE IN DA QUEUE!!! NOW U CANT LOG IN AT ALL HAHAHAHAHAH
HEHEHEHEE
>>
IM IN
>>
COPY PASTE YOUR PASSWORD
LOG IN 3 TIMES PER SECOND
DDOS THE SHT OUTTA THEM FOR FUCKING UP OUR LEVELING FUCK I WAS 40% TO LV 7
REE
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Ok fags, you can kill one another and the server now, I'll wake up tomorrow when all the burgers will be sleeping and play in peace
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>>164870037
One less to worry about. Thanks, anon.
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Managed to log in, open realm list, but I don't see the new servers on there. wtf
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I gave it a shot but that's it
I'm subscribing back to retail
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ELYSIUM BETTER RELEASE ANOTHER FRESH SERVER OR THIS IS IT. HOLY FUCK 20K PEOPLE TRYING TO CRAM INTO ONE SERVER WILL MAKE IT NEARLY UNPLAYABLE. FUGGIN RUSSIANS MAKE ANOTHER FRESH NAOOOO!!!
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>>164870037
See you tonight :^)
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>>164870027
Trying hard enough and eventually succeed.
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Why is there not just a queue? I would be ok sitting in a queue so I can go do actually important things while it counts down...
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>>164870037
Good on ya, lad. Now go do something with your life.
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>>164868816
This is why I piss on anyone who defends Capitalism and says corporations shouldn't be reigned in with strict legislation just because "Greed is healthy".
Most of the time companies aren't being greedy, they're just absolutely retarded and shit all over the world AND themselves in the process because after you pass a certain employee treshold and size, you can't maintain a productive environment anymore.
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Elysium Project @elysium_dev 1m1 minutes ago
We will be restarting the Elysium PVP Realm and login servers again in 5 minutes.
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That's it, i'm buying Legion.
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>tfw spent three days devising a route to get to level 10 in less than two hours /played to get ahead of everybody
>30 minutes of authentication
>2 hours in queue
>disconnected
>30 minutes of authentication
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>authenticating
>handshake
>disconnected from server
Fuck me.
>>
What do you think the average IQ of this general s, huh?
With just observation and deduction, I see a propensity for obesity, poverty. A yen for nostalgia.
Folks putting what few free time they do have in a little russian server being constantly disconnected. I think It’s safe to say nobody here is going to be splitting the atom, anon.
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>>164870003
>he uses a 2sec cast time corruption that will not run the full timer when mana is important
O-Oh okay anon, as long as you have fun
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>>164870102
Are you really this upset you can't play a game for ~1 hour?
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>>164864347
Turn off music
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LOGGING IN TO GAME SERVER
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
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>>164870130
Np Bud, enjoy your authenticating simulator.
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>>164869953
puddi pls
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>>164870037
thanks for freeing up a spot in queue
>>
In other news, the queue for Dark Age of Camelot Uthgard is small and it's a superior game anyway. It just started on Friday.
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Who rolling on new /fresh/ Elysium 2 here?
Can't wait! Only 2 months lads!!
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>>164864220
>Shindol
YOU MOTHERFUC-
>Napata
Ok you're good.
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>people actually held off on playing for 4 extra weeks so they could be stuck in a queue for another week
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>>164870178
Kill yourself statist cuck.
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>>164870102
WOAH YOU GUYS ARE SO GOOD AT DEVELOPING TO SPECIFICALLY MAKE A PATCH TO MAKE GAME GOODER
TY 4 GOODER GAME PATCH
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>kebab got caught buying gold
fucking rofl
>>
I canceled going to my brother's wedding for this shit, are you fucking kidding me? Fucking incompetent devs can't do anything right, they don't deserve my time and patience.
>>
OFFICIAL DISCORD:
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
https://discord.gg/nEdP8ZM
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login server is fucking dead been ctrl+v 10 times a second for 5 mins and always stuck at auth don't even try it
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>>164870212
I'm a Rhodes scholar.
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>>164870212
Says the guy posting in a russian dildo exchange board.
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>>164869819
I work in IT. Only a fucking retard changes something that is working fine. If it's working fine you leave it alone. They needed to stress test in advance.
>>164869878
I'll translate their message for you:
>The log-in server is getting slammed, this leads to everyone getting stuck at authenticating.
the login server literally cannot handle the capacity at all because we didn't properly test it in advance AND YOU ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED
>Please log-in only once every 30 seconds.
this is PR speak where they put the blame on people other than themselves and get users to do something that makes them feel like they are doing something but actually makes no difference
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I have insider information that getting stuck authenticating is a way for them to let china get a headstart (chinese players are already in)
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Elysium Project @elysium_dev 29s29 seconds ago
Stop spamming login you dumb fucks, go back to retail.
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I dont even know what to play as, Ill just do my best to fuck up your log in server
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>>164870135
I got in but when i click on elysium pvp i get nothing
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>10k queue
Haha, too bad this server is gonna die in a couple weeks, right, oldbros?
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>>164870178
eat shit you commie rat, free market capitalism is literally the single greatest human achievement
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MAEIV????
>>
>tfw you @puddi and no response
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>>164870376
IT'S NOT FAIR NOSTBROS
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so is this server going to be as high quality as nost was? i mean even their site is down
> This page (https://elysium-project.org/) is currently offline
so i guess i wont be making an account today. good luck with all the xiao xianjins though
>>
>>164868530
or I could just screencap all of this and send it to the GMs so they see you're level 1 and free the names up lmao
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JUST LET ME FUCKIGN QUEUE AGAIN YOU AOSDIFJAOISDJF REEEEEEEEEE
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>finally connect
>immediate disconnect
what the FUCK man seriously this has happened like 4 times
i literally just want to save my name and log off
>>
>FINALLY AUTH'ED
>LOGGING IN
>DISCONNECTED
Even if you get passed the auth server, it's fucking hopeless. Incompetent russian scrubs...
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>Success!
>Disconnected
just stick a knife through my heart familia
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>>164870394
It was actually a 22k queue you retard.
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>>164870027
spam login button expecting different result
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>get past authenticating
>still get disconnected
???????????
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>>164870432
I'm not paying $350 for my name.
So please stop asking me on discord
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>>164870280
I'm going to try it, been looking forward to it.
A dude started a general about it yesterday but it didn't last.
Haven&Hearth resets today too, gonna get comfy and hermit it up with a buddy tonight or tomorrow. If we can ever find each other.
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>>164870335
>I canceled going to my brother's wedding for this shit
>I canceled going to my brother's wedding for this shit
>I canceled going to my brother's wedding for this shit
You my friend are a piece of dogshit
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>>164864994
Can someone link to the Elysium discord? I can't log in, get instant disconnect. Want to make whatever changes I need to the wtf, but the Elysium page is down with a 504.
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>>164870494
rip jar jar
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Elysium Project @elysium_dev 80s80 seconds ago
Filthy Americans are ruining glorious Russian server, we must build firewall!
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>waiting in a 4 hour queue for a poor copy of a 12 year old game
Come hop on retail, we're waiting
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Anyone else stuck at Logging in to Game server
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Its free quit complaining.
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>>164869573
It's my most played of all 5 Fromsouls games.
I'm disappointed in the nonsensical geography and graphics downgrade like everyone else, but I don't get the hate. Soul Memory made it feel more alive than the other games are, since you could just straight up connect to more people.
>>
>get into server
>start making name
>this happens
This application has encountered a critical error:
ERROR #134 (0x85100086) Fatal Condition
Program: C:\wow1.12\World of Warcraft 1.12\WoW.exe
Expected (m_netState == NS_INITIALIZED), got 5
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Fuck this shit I'm renewing my retail subscription
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How are you cucks enjoying the server?
Oh me, I'm just enjoying some World of Warcraft: Legion™ aka the best expansion since The Burning Crusade. That's right nostcucks, while you are all waiting desperately for your Russian overlords to get their shit together to deliver their sub-par, buggy, broken, shit server infested with Chinese gold farming bots I will be enjoying the definitive World of Warcraft™ experience.
Adios amigos, I have to get ready to do some raiding with my compadres. Oh, whats that? Raids won't be open on your server for another few months? Ahahahaha! Well, look on the bright side my sweet summer child, at least you can enjoy your """""""""""""""""""""WPvP"""""""""""""""""""""" minigame until then.
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EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL GET ALL OF US IN!!!!!!!
>I WILL GET ALL OF US IN!!!!!!!
I WILL GET ALL OF US IN!!!!!!!
>I WILL GET ALL OF US IN!!!!!!!
I WILL GET ALL OF US IN!!!!!!!
>I WILL GET ALL OF US IN!!!!!!!
LISTEN!!!! I WILL GET US IN!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE STOP LOGGING IN FOR 2 MINUTES THEN 2 MINUTES FROM THIS POST EVERYONE LOG IN AT ONCE!!!! COUNTDOWN FROM THIS POST THEN LOG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I canceled going to my brother's funeral for this shit, are you fucking kidding me? Fucking incompetent devs can't do anything right, they don't deserve my time and patience.
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TOOK THE MONEY AND RAN
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>>164870085
>fapping to feminine penises
not fapping to big manly bulging girlcocks on feminine bodies instead
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>>164870432
I don't see your message.
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>>164870524
That wasn't why I @ you
>>
ok cucks, tell me, how long till this bullshit becomes playable? literally a week?
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>>164870335
You should of seen this coming fag.
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Okay, fuck this.
I'll make up some shit name later because there's absolutely no way my favourite names haven't been taken by now. Enjoy your second restart and GL logging back in at all. I'm gonna get some sleep.
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>>164870540
What if his brother is a complete faggot though?
>>
>>164870532
>haven & hearth
The devs already aborted that entire franchise with the terrible switch to 3d + p2w.
Not to mention that fans made a superior clone of the original 2d version now.
>>
>>164870605
What money?
It's free :^)
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>>164870524
how about $349
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>>164870610
>tfw ignored
>>
>>164870669
They got thousands in donations
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>>164870517
Do you need like a special client of the game because it's older patch??
>>
>Want to play undead
>That fucking starting zone
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>>164870654
really? do you mean oddityhaven? that shit is dead
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why do you people care so much holy shit
think i might just go sleep for like all day lmao
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>People actually expected this to go smoothly
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>>164870212
I'm a physics major :^)
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>>164870201
Can you share that with me?
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>>164870636
Never.. Ever.
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HUNTER OR ROGUE?
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>>164870654
Do you mean Rogalia? It does look good.
Not sure what is p2w about a sub, however.
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>>164870669
>He doesn't know about the vip login passes
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>>164869564
Ahhh, that'd explain it. I can totally believe that, to be honest. Sad...
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>>164870737
Everything was fine with the system until the pieces of shit decided to do a restart
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>20k people trying to log in at the same time
>he thinks HE'LL be the one of the few lucky chosen
>>
>>164870763
Neither
>>
>handshake
>success
>get disconnected
Got happy there for a second. As if I could play tonight.
>>
>>164870636
Restart was somewhat playable next day. Main problem was missing gear and lags. Now its loggin server being shit.
>>
Namesniper, please add me at Puddi#1861 on Discord so we can work something out or else I'll be in contact with Pottu and the GM team with evidence that you took my name just to spite me! Thanks!
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>>164870737
it was going smoothly until they restarted it for no reason
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I WAS PLAYING I GOT TO LEVEL 5 WHY THE FUCK DID YUO RESET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164870580
My favorite game is unironically Dark Souls 2
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>>164870560
>older games are worse
t. underage
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>>164870598
ralph pootawn
>>
>>164870654
>>164870532
kek i dropped this game after logging in and seeing all my crops and furniture gone. too bad because i was really enjoying it
>>
I just got a crit error on logging in to game server. Fuck this shit.
>>
>>164869313
I anticipated it crashing from instability. I didn't anticipate it being purposely restarted for no reason with 5 mins warning.
>>
I know everything about Nostalrius, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the servers, cores, players, GMs and redditors. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have called a cuck in my 2 years on Nost PvP but let me tell you it's a lot, a
hell of a lot.
For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of vanilla facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /vg/tards, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push Nostalrius tropes on /vg/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the thing and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentext at play.
Surely you have seen me post picture after picture that prove how GOAT Pottu, Finalflash, Alexensual and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of Nost posts on /vg/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about Nost, Kronos, Warmane or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here.
Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some Elysium.
>>
who /logging into gamer server/ here
>>
>get in
>try to select elysium
>game crashes
Did they break queues
>>
My wife went into labour and I said I'd be right with her as soon as I got my names on fresh. I was 500 in queue and then they fucking restarted it. Now I've missed the birth of my son and all my names will be taken. FUCK this shit.
>>
>>164870801
I was the first time. My account has been upgraded to *Premium status now.
I get priority queue. It only cost me $49.99 in donations.
>>
>go through authentication
>immediately disconnected
woah...
>>
>>164870897
I'm done. I just quit. I've been trying to login for a half an hour.
>>
>>164870814
>no one else will ever be this booty blasted
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX1c07mPXqc
just hit that button
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>>164869494
tailoring and enchanting
maybe skinning and tailoring just to pick up skin to vendor or AH until you are 60, then swap to enchanting and tailoring until you have BiS, then swap tailoring for engineering which is required for a BiS helm and PvP shit
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>restast server to patch it
>it breaks the server
YOOOOOOOOO
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>>164870801
I fucking was before they decide to "restart" the server
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>>164870814
Is spite against the rules?
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>mfw farming scarlets in EPL on Kronos
Enjoy your queues, Nostcucks?
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>>164870643
Goodnight
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>cant login after the server restart
I WAS ALMOST LEVEL 4.
>>
>Authenticating
>Authenticating
>Authenticating
>Authenticating
>Success
>Disconnected
>Authenticating
>Authenticating
>Authenticating>Authenticating
>Authenticating
Success
>Disconnected
>>Authenticating
>Authenticating
>Authenticating
>Authenticating
>Success
>Logging into game ser-
>Critical Error crash
Yea im done.
>>
SMASH THAT BUTTON
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>>164864056
Where can I download the new build?
Mine still says test realm and the website is down.
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>>164870927
I like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUUMxS-UQks
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>>164870524
Yes you are you stupid tranny, I have all variations of it
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>>164870897
your game crash around the 15th attempt, have fun and hope you get in before then.
>>
I am afraid that the second I get up the login servers will be back
>>
>puddi will never @ you back
Why live any longer
>>
I just want to play my preist on old. Fuck it, i was actually considering rolling a warrior or shit in this new thing. Let me in, im not with those fucks.
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>>164870903
just don't mutilate his little pecker ok?
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At least I got best name ever and name I wanted for my cute main.
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use a chinese VPN and you get in
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>>164871004
Yeah, I stopped a while ago.
>>
EVERYONE KEEP LOGGING IN
IF NOBODY CAN PLAY THEN NOBYD CAN PLAY
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>>164871080
dumb frogposter
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What the fuck fresh bros, I thought Nost PvP was supposed to die today?
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>>164871080
I got Wojak. Are you going to play that character on horde?
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>>164871080
I FREEKING TRIED TO GET PEPE FOR MY OPRC WARRIOR FUCK U FCICK U!
>>
I didn't get all the weeb names I wanted, but I got my main, my alts, and a bunch of really popular names
I wonder how much I can sell Asuka for
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WTS character name Steadman
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Sup 4Chan
reddit here can you stop spamming the auth server? We could all play today if you'd stop.
Thank you.
>>
SPAM THAT LOGIN BUTTON AS FAST AS YOU CAN
COPY PASTE YOUR PASSWORD AND SPAM SPAM SPAM
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>>164870406
>Blizzard, in it's free market heaven, shits on its demographic by not hosting legacy servers.
>Shits on it's employees by not green lighting any fun projects ever, because it's all too risky.
>Shits on it's investors because their collective stupidity decides it's not time for Legacy servers yet, or possibly ever.
Yeah, this clearly looks like progress to me, how could I be so blind. I'll need to make a time capsule for my grandson with a letter that tells them how proud I am of the unchecked capitalist society that depleted Earth's resources and turned the world into a Mad Max dystopia for him.
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everyone stuck at log in do this and we'll get it to work. Spread this to the discord and maybe reddit.
>>
i thought this shit was suppose to launch late this day
is there a server cap?
>>
>tfw turned down my 300k starting job interview on monday for this
When did everything go so wrong \
>>
>tfw bought the Elysium Premium
>leveling in westfall already
what's your excuse for not buying premium, /vg/?
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>>164871080
>reddit class for a reddit name
well meme'd
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>>164871121
Stay mad.
>>164871148
Yes I will play after I'm done lvling main.
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>>164870923
>no one will ever be as dumb as this poster
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>>164871202
I literally skipped my whole family's funeral
>>
i literally cancelled by wife sons birth for this
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It's still offline you fucking mongoloids.
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>>164870970
Why though? It's not like there is anyone you could sell orbs to.
>>
someone explain who puddi is
>>
>>164871267
who is that qt in the pic ?
>>
>>164871148
>>164871080
>Pepe the orc and Wojak the undead adventuring with each other
I want to believe
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>>164870903
Name your son the name that was lost Anon
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good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart good restart
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>>164871287
some literal tranny faggot who shits up the thread and the alliance discord
>>
this wouldn't be so bad if it was windowed fullscreen ;_;
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KEEP SLAMMING THEM LOGIN SERVER BOYS
SHOW THEM WHOSE BOSS
>>
>>164871287
a sexy grill
>>
>>164870215
both immo/corr is better mana/dmg than shadowbolt and they will both run their full duration unless you spam shadowbolts (which is a surefire way to empty your mana and be fucking useless)
do you even play this game you cuck?
>>
>>164871267
you can't even reach the realm list lmao
>>
>>164871287
you're mom xD
>>
Just realised I've been pasting in something that wasn't my password for the last 20 mins. Fuck.
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>>164871183
DONT DO THIS
>>164871193
do this instead
}
if this is done the process will go faster for eeryone.
>>
>>164871267
website is offline/incredibly slow so can't even check anyway
>>
>>164871267
the site hasn't updated yet, i'm level 11 right now
>>
>>164871202
i skipped my own birth for this shit
>>
Elysium Project @elysium_dev 23s24 seconds ago
Short maintenance to Elysium PvP realm to apply hotfixes and increase performance.
>>
>>164871314
voljin
>>
>Arms starting to get tired from typing password
p-please, just place me in the queue..
>>
>>164871314
sylvenas
>>
EVERYONE!!!I can'tGET IN HERE!!!!!
>>
>>
>>164871363
I just checked, check the time on that thing ya dingus, that's up to date, if you keep refreshing the website you can see it eventually.
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>>164871267
post more of girl pls
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>>164871376
NOT AGAIN
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>>164871314
Sylvanas Windrunner, Banshee Queen of the Forsaken
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>nostcucks utterly and entirely btfo
Feels good to be a Blizzbro.
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DUDE GMT+1 LMBAO
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>>164871376
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>>164871386
you can ctrl+v my friend
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WTF i skipped my sons bar mitzvah for this
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>>164871324
I wanted to know which race/class to roll as wojak, thanks for clearing it up
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>>164871424
what's her role in the wow lore ?
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>>164871416
>>164871416
New
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>>164871343
what's the alliance discord
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>>164871287
a qt with a nice ass
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http://straw
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VOTE NOW
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soon.. tradebmark
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>>164870406
wew sure convinced him with your hot opinions
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>ally guild actually based
Who knew the shitposters in the thread were lying
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SHORT MAINTENANCE GUYS DONT WORRY
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>>164871202
>>164871261
Well, my parents and sister went to watch a shitty movie at the theater, and here i am in an ugly rainy day trying to log in at wow.I regret not being with them, even if the movie was bad.
Fucking russians
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>>164871376
HAHAHAHAHA they literally had a perfect launch and then fucked it up THEMSELVES
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REMEMBER TO SLAM THAT MUFUGGING LOGIN BUTTON
HIT THAT SHIT LIKE IT'S A HOOKER ON DEATH ROW
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feelsgoodman, im in queue again
position 10k though, just
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How the fuck am I supposed to select the fresh server when I can't even log into the pvp server to hit "server select".
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164871437
Yeah I know, I'm just scared of pasting it in some chat
but you're right, I will
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Restart to increase performonce!
Just turbo charge my shit russkifam!
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I told my brother to take my wife to the hospital for my baby to be born for THIS?
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>tfw jerking off while my AHK script does all the work
feels good man
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>>164871476
Being a Mary Sue.
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>>164871468
Not funny, kill yourself.
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>>164870497
same here bro
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Give me a (You)
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>>164871515
>SHORT
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>>164871143
All that was ever going to happen was all the chinks and fotm server hoppers would leave nost for good. Which is a huge improvement.
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>>164871476
being a total babe
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>>164871476
Eradication of the scourge.
>>
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>>164871314
please leave this site
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>>164871558
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>164871586
FUCK YOU
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>>164870607
Post yours :3
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>>164871497
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>>164871501
yeah
wouldn't want to bother making it so you can update the server while it is running
amazed even blizzard cannot get that right
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Realm is offline you can't connect.
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>>164870881
>For all intensive purposes
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>>164871476
selling action figures and merchandise
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@164871586
xD how about no :^)
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>>164871497
Don't click it makes mustard gas
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http://straw
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ALLIANCE OR HODE VOTE NOW
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>>164871497
lmaooooo so fuckin funny!!! xD
haha you're an epic memer my man!! haha!!
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>>164871652
literally /r/cummingonfigurines
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>>164871537
i am at 14k REEEEEEEEEEEEEE i was already level 6
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>>164871497
>10k votes in 1 minute
seems legit
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>Blizzard shut down confirmed
ITS OVER
O
V
E
R
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>>164870596
Stay mad, wannabe-normie.
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>>164871416
>alliance guild with half the people on voice sharing information and organizing for server launch/spamming log in button
>horde guild made only of shitposters, no one on voice with no organization and doom to fall apart a week into the server
what did discord mean by this?
Manlet#9316
Alx#3073
Erlik#4852
Infamy#5916
Madti#7077
Squish#0671
qlurf#6906
Ara#4906
Get on discord and whisper any of these autismos for an invite to the alliance discord and guild.
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So does this mean I can safely go make a sandwich without worrying about falling behind the pack
I'm really hungry
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>>164871675
epic
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>have a flawless launch with several thousand players online and 20k in queue
>bring it down to apply a "fix"
>have all 30k people log in simultaneously
flawless logic
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i need to take shit and put out this fire in bedroom what should i do
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HOLY SHITREPLY OR YOU'LL DIE TODAY
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>>164871675
WEW
DO I HAVE A VIRUS
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Why does the warlock leveling picture get improved life tap instead of imp. drain soul? What's the point of capping spell resist when you should be fighting yellows?
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>>164871501
what does that even mean
>>
LET ME IN
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>>164871753
calm down pal
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Every time I click the realm it takes me back to realm list
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>>164871725
is this really how to get into the ally discord or is this memes
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I WANT TO DIE TODAY!
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>>164871501
"short"
soon an hour in
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@164871753
I want to die
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>>164871736
>dude lets wait until an hour and a half into launch when 20k people have been sitting in a queue for almost two hours to shut everything down with no warning lmao
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authenticating?
AUTHENTICATING????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
no.
NO.
NO!
NO!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NONOONONONONONONONO
NO.
no.....
n-no....
this isn't happening..... no... geeh..... grrreh.... grrrrr......
gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
grr.... heehhhh... grrrarrr... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrAAAAaaaahhhhh.....
grgrggrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOO PLEASE NO PLSNO PLS PLS NOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CANT HAPPPENNNIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY GOD, WHY GOD, WHY GODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CALL AND AMBULANCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEeeeeeehhhh...................... ehhhhheeeeEEEAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa....
haaaaa.... heeeeeeeeeeehhh..................*pant* aaaahhhhh.......... aaaaaaaaaahhhh.... aaaaaa..............
ggrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOO NONONONOON UWHYWHYWHYWHY WHY WHY NONONONONONO WHY HAS GOD FORESAKEN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWHHHHYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARARRARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOONOOO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Elysium Project @elysium_dev 42s42 seconds ago
Logged all IPs trying to connect and am submitting a list to Blizzard, thanks for culling the hurd :)
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Anyone here got Trump?
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>>164871725
Ally guild is really good so far
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FUCK got to realm list and then nothing
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>>164871753
no pls
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>>164871675
>no script
>no redirect
>no sound
Nice try tho.
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>>164871675
>people voting for Alliance en masse
Carebears everywhere.
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>>164871763
imp drain soul is garbage. imp life tap is great, more mana means less downtime which means faster leveling.
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why do they have to launch at fucking prime time on a saturday? the launch could be so smooth if they launched at NEET hours during the week.
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>>164871884
what did he mean by this
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>>164871753
I'm already dead
this is hell
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>>164871725
you realize the mandate of heaven is a chinese thing, right?
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i literally missed my wife's son birth for this
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>>164871753
I have magic reflect.
You're fucked, kid.....
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>>164871753
fuck
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Elysium pvp was doa REEEE
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>>164871753
i want to die anyways
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>>164871753
>implying that wasn't my plan all along
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>>164871901
I've been stuck at that since the restart bro.
Atleast we're account authenticated
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>shithilum 2 still trying to shill their DOA reddit guild
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>>164871725
post the thicc girl
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>>164871857
real fag
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>>164871962
but you just replied so there won't be any magic to reflect
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I missed my sons mom funeral for this
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>cant loging on any server
FUCK YOU
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>>164871926
this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44
WHY ARE YOUR CLOSED
>>
Is Elysium still even up?
I've gotten past authenticating twice now and not been able to get to Elysium PVP but can get the other servers.
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>>164871884
poopy
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>>164871763
http://db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IfM
if you don't go this early, you have brain deficiency.
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>>164872014
disconnected like 2 min later though.
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>>164872049
I missed my wifes son fucking my wife for this
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>can't log in
>gf is out with friends
What the fuck do I do
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>>164871857
yeah, we don't want every shitposter with a keyboard to rush in into the guild, there are 110 online right now, just whisper to get in.
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Don't ever authenticate for me or my wife's son ever again
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I missed my reddit AMA for this
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164872116Me :3
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>>164871586
(You) 4 (You) (for you)
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>>164872121
Prove it.
>>
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
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I love american power hours
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>>164871725
>nsfw
>food
>anime
>all those faggots
horde guild it is
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JUST
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Hey Puddi will you be my gf for today if I buy your name back off that asshole??
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>>164871753
no pls
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nostcucks can't win
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ideal women
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Who here /not replying to that post so you'll hopefully die today/ ?
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>get a chance to play while my wife is out having lunch with her boyfriend jamal
>server down
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>mindset I had while playing on old pvp
I am going for chill leveling while being friendly to everyone and I will heal in dungeons
>mindset on fresh pvp
roll rogue and kos everything
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GO
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banje @bennnntennison 5m5 minutes ago
@elysium_dev LET'S ALL BE AN ANGRY MOB AT THIS DEDICATED TEAM OF VOLUNTEERS FOR DOING US SUCH AN AMAZING SERVICE. NO GRATITUDE SHOWN AT ALL!
Atreidas @Atreidas_ 2m2 minutes ago
@elysium_dev You guys suck! I can't believe I paid absolutely no money for this MILD INCONVENIENCE! You volunteers sicken me.
/s
TheCoon324 @thecoon324 3m3 minutes ago
@BunnyMage @elysium_dev I hate them too for trying their best and spending their whole free time trying to give us a FREE server.Seriously..
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Alex is a fucking faggot
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>>164872324
Yeah we fucking know. Tell us something we don't know.
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>>164872227
yes but just today okay!
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>get in
>hit cancel
UNBELIEVEABLE WHAT ASHIT GAME
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>>164872319
They're right you realize
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>>164872284
>not specifically targetting rice people and leaving western devils alone
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>>164872353
i cant even see the dick
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My wife's half-black son missed school today for this
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>>164872353
how do i get to fuck a babe this prime?
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>>164872315
hello mu
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>>164872448
pay up
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>>164872315
meme me in
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>>164872271
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>>164871267
awesome that they use the old nightelf sylvanas pic.
>>
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little litch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Druid Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Black Win Lair, and I have over 300 confirmed honerable kills. I am trained in Stranglethorn warfare and I’m the top PVP in the entire Allaince armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another tab target . I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Rogues across the Eastern Kingdoms and your Mail is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat (lvl 300), but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormwind Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>164872629
haha :P xD :D
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>>164872629
xdxdxdd
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>>164870921
thats it? you think thats a long time?
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>>164872319
Why do people feel the need to dicksuck russian autists?
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>>164872629
lol xD
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>>164872629
druid navy seals
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>>164872785
this is exactly what you've done
come into a thread about a different game and screeched autistically
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>>164872094
>improved drain soul
>2004+
KYS FAMALAM
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Time to do something else for a bit
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>even the fucking website is down
>the state of this launch
Noscucks BTFO, will they ever recover?
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all i wanted is to get in the Q
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>>164871753
ass
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>>164873229
FUCK! I just got on and tried to make my character and I disconnected
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>>164872315
rolling
>>
VanDarkholme (ID: !!+BVBklcrlZ7)
2017-01-07 07:32:10
Post No.164873769
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ALL SERVERS ARE DOWN
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>>164868106
no not worse than this. not all servers were like this. There was a trend in 04 where guilds were like communities rather than tied to games, so guilds from every other MMO before WoW were preselecting servers to play on. Naturally everybody wanted to play where they thought all the good stuff was going to be happening. Retail launch had more issues with stability than anything. every maintenance tuesday was considered a free day for raiding guilds, since it was likely the server wouldn't be back up until wednesday.
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Making the best out of scraps
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>>164872785
other way around buddy
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