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/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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The south will rise again edition
a.k.a. happy birthday keikaku man edition

Coming soon: Road to Boruto
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-09-12/naruto-shippuden-ultimate-ninja-storm-4-road-to-boruto-expansion-arrives-in-europe-on-february-3/.106361

Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J6y8_1w4ns

Trailers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGRwiQ9j08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGcKgQBBRxo

Other various info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQHumezGBDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzG3PKw1rx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mev-wFnH0s0

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=0

>Gallery of /nsunsg/ OCs
http://imgur.com/a/6qr4c

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

>Naruto Artbooks, Music, Manga, etc.
http://pastebin.com/SmwKFShb

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>>164857210
First for best boy
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>>164857387
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>>164857573
Who is the 80s Guy equivalent in Naruto?
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>>164857758
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>>164857914
Gengetsu?
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>>164857919
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>>164857210
Are we going to make it to road to boruto?
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>>164859632
We need to evolve beyond the shitposters we once were.
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>>164859837
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>>164858252
I'd buy that
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>>164859837
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>>164865378
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>>164865378
Has it ever been state if Shinki is genetically related to the Kazekage family? It seems kind of odd that someone outside of that would be able to use magnet release.
>>164786805
>Stoping over one or two guys sperging out when the reaction from most people so far has been positive.
C'mon.
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>>164865593
Not much has been revealed about him yet other than that the manga revealed Gaara is his adoptive dad. So he might be a distant relative Gaara decided to adopt when he had no kids of his own due to being a homo?
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>>164865212
>>164865378
>>164865589
Go to bed, Arata.
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>>164867747
No
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Fun fact: This is the image that Akame's player used to represent her uchiha fucking shit
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>>164869004
Was that used for Akame the character or just for the player's own icon? Is it cropped porn? That shirt looks pretty open.
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>>164869187
No that was for the character, as far as I know the player just used generic Roll20 icon.

>looking through chat logs
>find this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q
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>>164868027
That's a very tight mask.
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>>164870261
It was just to show the mouth and nose. Normally you can't see them.
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WE
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>>164872818
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
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>>164873007
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
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>>164873205
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
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>>164873486
WE'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY
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>>164873732
THAT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD
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>>164873904
BELIEVE IN
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>>164874084
GARNET
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>>164874262
AMETHYST
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>>164874438
AND PEARL!
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>>164874656
AND STEVEN!
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>>164875078
no
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>actually letting it die
baka lads
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>>164876007
not enough OCs I reckon
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I see the sperg is back in full force.
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>>164876253
And better than ever. We have a whole imgur gallery for OCs now.
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>>164876253
spergs are all that keep this general alive, friend. We need him.
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What if naruto wizards became harry potter wizards?
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>>164879287
Nothing changes but the language of their incantations.
>Side note: That Sakura a cute.
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h-hi, I am a SHIT a new drawfriend looking to test my skills,so if anyone could give me a descrption of their OC perhaps...
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>>164881134
Please draw Kasumi/Kasume. Pic related. She looks like Kushina, and Karin, and Mito mixed together (but one eye is byakugan and one eye is sharingan, obviously). She wears a black version of what Inuyasha wears.
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>>164879287
That face is quite fat.
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>>164882635
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>>164881603
I'll bite
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>>164883632
Oh god, yes!
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>>164883632
I await the height of your new drawfag career.
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>>164865593
Yeah, I guess you're right.
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>>164879287
Is Sasuke Ron, Malfoy or Voldemort in this scenario?
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>>164886892
Probably Malfoy. He's a cunt.
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>>164886892
Madara is voldemort
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>>164886892
>>164889781
Wouldn't Orochimaru be Voldemort?
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>>164889781
You could also make an argument for Orochimaru (snek shit), Obito (killed the MC's parents) and Sasuke (prophecy of him and the MC, united by destiny, descendants of legendary wizard/ninja brothers)
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>>164890101
Voldemort is pretty much all the bad guys normally in fiction but in one character.
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>>164886554
Still waiting on that thiccbrown leglock you promised.
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>>164881603
is she from Konoha?
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>>164894620
She was born in the ruins of Uzushiogakure and then moved to Konoha at age 11.
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>>164893556
Got nothing so far.
Posting WIP to bump the thread.
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>>164893556
>>164895968
I was also waiting for this. You are a God among men. Maybe a pose where his face is visible to the viewer so we can see his barely contained arousal? Can his face be closer to her crotch/ass?
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>>164895968
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Pls no die.
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>>164857210
Yo drawfag, can you draw more southern Hyuuga?
Like Hiashi being side by side with Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee
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>>164895968
Is Ayame leglocking the Altay aka Kebab in that pic?
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>>164899880
Nope. Those are Takushiki and Oshi.
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>>164899880
Altay? Is that seriously his name? No offence dude but that's not a very fitting name for Naruto universe because it can't even be written well in Japanese, and it's kind of triggering my Autism.
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>>164900785
Ashina Arutai
There you happy now?
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>>164900785
he can technically write it out in katakana
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>>164900785
>>164900951
>>164901308
>This hard to think of Naruto names.
Most of the names in the series are just puns.
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>>164901308
Yep
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>>164899728
Well, I made this shittily colored Union soldier Itachi way back. But I'm not too crazy about the Hiashi, Lee and Jackson idea. It needs too much explanation, it would probably just look even more random than pic related.
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>>164901547
Lad I personally don't find it hard to make Naruto names work but if the guy doesn't know any Japanese it'd be like asking you to make a respectable Persian name
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>>164902082
>Don't know Japanese.
>Invest in a Japanese setting.
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>>164901547
They're not puns, they're just Japanese words for animals or food, or random katakana gibberish like a lot of anime names.

>>164902156
Well I don't think you need to know Japanese, I think if you at least educate yourself on Wikipedia about how the language is set up you can fake it enough to make a non-shitty Japanese name for the purposes of an OC. I wouldn't trust that knowledge to name a real Japanese person, but it's enough for some bullshit like this.
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>>164902082
>Respectable Persian name
Mirai?
Means Dawn in farai, Future in Japanese
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>>164902156
>you need to know Spanish to appreciate Don Quixote or know Chinese because you play Dinasty Werriers
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>>164902672
Find a language you don't know anything about then. Make a Chinese three-character name; your family name can be assumed to be Li and you guys are in the 2nd Earth generation. The child will be born around June 10.
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>>164902910
Not him but all my Chinese friends have generational names but I didn't know about the time of the year thing. What different names are there for different times of the year?
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>>164905530
Not everyone follows it but there's a bunch of astrological / mystic shit you're supposed to follow, and was followed more during Imperial times. For example, if Mars is roughly opposite the Sun (i..e it's right behind the Earth), even if you're in the Fire generation you don't add a fire-radical character because Mars is the "Fire-Star". If a girl is born under Venus and Jupiter, you add more heavily Yin characters, because both Jupiter and Venus are heavily Yang, but you should avoid too much Gold or Wood, and also avoid house-type character, so on so forth. It's honestly a fucking hassle, so some parents go for thematic names instead, so first child is "thinking deeply", second is "thinking far ahead", third is "thinking of virtue", shit like that. Generally you'll have your brothers and sisters name in that theme too for extra POTTERY. This is discounting style and honor names, which don't exist anymore.
I was just making an extreme point that it's pretty hard to make up names for foreign languages Even more importantly, Kebab doesn't seem like the type to actually want to make a Japanese name
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So let be get this straight.

Kakashi carved his own path.

And Obito followed his wrath.

But there is a possibility they are both the same?
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Think of your waifu.
You meet her for the first time, and only have one chance to get her attention. What pick-up line do you use?
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>>164908573
A waifu loves you and notices you by definition.
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>>164881603
anon, I ...I'm sorry
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>>164908573

Say "Hey there, you dropped your name tag" as I hand her a sugar packet with "pure sugar" written on it.
I know I will never be with her, as I may as well make her laugh.

But just in case I'll write down my number on the other side
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>>164909246
>that buldge
>that coloring work
>that hair
Holy shit it's great. I love you, unnamed drawfag. Thank you for turning that shitpost from the last thread into a fappable OC.

I hope that anon comes and sees he has helped perpetuate that which he so despises.
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>>164909246
10/10, would smash. Does she have the strength of a hundred seal too? Hoo boy.
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>>164908454
Maybe, but in the end, it has to be this way.
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>>164906520
Yeah I think turkroach just wants to play as his own kebab self-insert into naruto world. Sounds pretty pathetic.
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>>164860159
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>>164912260
I think he just wants to play a normal D&D game.
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>>164913198
It kind of sounds like chink just wants to play a normal D&D game too.
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>>164865593
Magnet Release isn't genetic and it can be taught. Shinki is Gaara's foster son, not biological.
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>>164913687
Wait, it can?
I thought it was a kekkei genkai.
Huh. Learn something new every day.
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>>164914176
>>164913687
Wiki says it's a kekkei genkai
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Magnet_Release
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>>164909246
>He actually did it
>HE ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT
You are officially the madman of this general.
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Can we just appreciate the people we have coming to our threads?
>>164895968
>>164909246
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>>164913335
That's because I've been permaDM'd for a decade.

>>164909246
wew laddio
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>>164914176
Some Lightning Shinobi had Magnet Release despite being completely unrelated to the Kazekage line. Also, it's stated that Rasa, Gaara's dad, studied his predecessor's Magnet Release and learned it through a mix of genius and hard work.
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>>164915725
Are we sure he didn't just name it that for the intimidation factor and it's actually Earth Release or something? Because Rasa used gold dust, and gold isn't ferromagnetic - it's diamagnetic, which means you need an utterly absurd magnetic field to even move it at all, and even when you accomplish it, it only reacts through an induced field and repels itself so it's pretty much uncontrollable.
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>>164896858
I didn't change the pose much (lowered Oshi a little), but I did add the POVs of both of them on the sides. Is this what you meant?
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This whole general is a wreck.
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>>164916138
Are you the same guy who said Fugetsu couldn't use chakra to flash-boil water without making it bubble? Isn't it clear that Naruto doesn't run off real-world physics, for the most part?
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>>164916353
Yes, this is a very acceptable alternative to a new pose. Looking good.
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>>164916657
I'm just saying, it's tactically sensible to claim that you can use Magnet Release whether or not you actually can as long as it looks like you can. It's like how there are some countries which say they have nukes but don't.

>doesn't run on real world physics
There were quite a few high school fun facts like gold being a good conductor of heat and such (although Kishi seems to have forgotten it also heats up at immense speeds and isn't actually great at radiating the heat away)
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What do you want to see in Boruto?
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>>164919684
Mitsuki's dick.
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>>164919684
More world-building. Meaningful character arcs. Thicc.
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>>164920009
>Thicc
Ikemoto took away Hinata's tits and made all the moms look like 12 year old girls. You know it isn't happening, anon. You're going to be disappointed. But I want this too.
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>>164920009
But do you think that will happen though? The assistant worked on Code Gegass, and puts some interesting bits in the manga (such as Bolt not inheriting his parents' power), but Kishi is still writing the plot
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>>164921172
> The assistant worked on Code Geass
Wait, really? Ikemoto, or Ikemoto's assistant? Because either way, that's sick.
Kallen best girl
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>>164922801
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>>164922968
> someone is still using my edit
noice
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>>164920529
The Boruto anime is canon and will be following Kishimoto designs because he's suppose to be supervising it. So I could care less of Ikemoto designs or manga.
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>>164920009
>Thicc
Not happening. The Japs have an aversion to anything even remotely close to thicc.
World building's not happening past introducing a location. And character arcs won't have more meaning past Giving Bort even more OP hax than his dad's.
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>>164923591
>So I could care less
So you do care, at least a little.
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>>164923631
>The Japs have an aversion to anything even remotely close to thicc.
Have you SEEN Samui?
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>>164923837
Literally just tits. The rest of her body is indistinguishable from the rest.
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>>164923982
Yeah, I guess there's no middle ground. Like, Akimichi women would just be like 800lb horror movie monsters until they use their calorie jutsu.
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>>164912916
>ZebraMancer001
literally who

>>164923982
Thicc is literally just fat. "Thicc" people don't exist in real life because curvy != thicc
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>>164924223
Like in One Piece. Women are either a blowup doll or a gorilla.
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>>164924681
>Thicc is literally just fat.
I really don't know what to tell you at this point, anon.
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>>164924769
We'll see if Ikemoto breaks the mould.
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>>164924681
>"Thicc" people don't exist in real life
This only proves that you haven't been outside enough to see many real people, anon.
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>>164857210
Happy Birthday, Hiashi. May your keikakus continue for ten thousand years.
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>>164924774
Every picture I've seen of "thicc" is either grossly out of proportion, simply muscular, curvy, or just plain fat.
Being muscular and being curvy are their own thing. That leaves fat, unless you want to tell me 'thicc' is to fat as lolis are to actual kids, in which case yeah they don't exist in real life.

>>164925080
Post a picture of someone attractive who's 'thicc' but shouldnt be described as just curvy or muscular. I'm not seeing E's OC as 'thicc'. She's tall and muscular.
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>>164925516
But thicc is the same as curvy or "healthy"? I'm not talking chubby or fat here. I mean how the word curvy used to be before the fat acceptance cunts took it to describe their cellulite.
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>>164925516
She's not THAT muscular.
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>>164925392
ha it really is his b-day
happy birthday you eugenics master of keikaku
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>>164925516
Does this count?
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>>164925516
People have different descriptions of different body types. What you might call fat, others might only think of as curvy or thicc. You can see it on Facebook all the time - there'll be a picture of a girl who's pretty much perfect and there'll be people going 'oh gross she's so fat wtf'
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>>164926012
And there will be people on the other side telling her she's too thin and to eat a sandwich.
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>>164926138
Exactly. So just because someone's like 'thicc isn't real' doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Body types are, apart from the extremes, mostly subjective. It's not a number line where it's 1 2 3 - someone might consider someone between 1 and 2 as a different type.

Thicc only started being used in the last few months anyway.
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>>164925705
Thicc is the same as """healthy""" which is just fucking fat. Fat acceptance cunts use "healthy at all sizes" not "curvy".
Curvy is not the same as thicc because someone like Mei is (designed as being) curvy without being Thicc. The closest I've seen to what people call thicc in real life are what amount to shortstacks, those girls with huge honking tits and nice thighs but stand two heads shorter.

>>164925887
Uh, no? She just has a disproportionately big ass. And you know what, she is kind of fat; most of it is just in her legs, you can even seen the little dents.

>>164926012
Just fucking say curvy then, because Thicc was literally started in the same vein as Phat.

>>164926138
Probably because being super curvy is actually not that great from a health point of view. A lot of girls (the ones that didn't win the genetic lottery and have perfect proportions) starve themselves and do all sorts of weird shit to get the "perfect body".

>>164926294
>Thicc only started being used in the last few months anyway.
Maybe on Facebook or some other shit, It's been around here for at least two years and was always a cancerous as fuck term
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I think this has taught us all a valuable lesson.
The nomenclature can get confusing at times, and misunderstandings are prone to happen.
And someone always gets buttblasted over nothing.
>>164925709
I think he mostly means that because of the recent pic I made. I overdid the muscles a bit because I figured she's flexing them, and thus they'd be more pronounced. I'm likely gonna tone it down a bit when I finish it up.
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>>164926468
Being super curvy is actually healthy for women though? If she's got a lot of fat deposits and a slim waist with no gut then it shows she is more fertile and healthy and has a higher chance of a successful pregnancy and enough nutrition to nurse her baby.

Of course if she's heavy beyond a certain point it stops being an advantage but it is still better for women to have some fat on them, hence why it is actually much easier for them to gain fat and keep it on than it is for men.
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>go out to lunch
>take a stroll
>come back
What the literal fuck is going on here? How did this even start?

>>164926468
Get the fuck over yourself, you know what they mean so stop arguing semantics over a fucking defined slang term.

>>164926294
Thicc's been around for a long time
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Didn't know we were all fat acceptance in here.
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>>164926468
Why are you so fucking mad that some people say thicc rather than curvy? Are...are you Pinkshitfag? I don't know anybody else here who gets so mad over words.
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>>164926468
>mei
>not thicc
Okay I'm just going to stop listening to your opinions now because you obviously have no idea what you're talking about

And normie IRL fatties use the word curvy all the time. Much more than the words thicc or healthy.
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>>164927032
Thicc (or curvy, whatever the fuck you want to call it) isn't fat. Chill.
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Alright, real talk. Do any of you lift? Or practice a sport or anything?
I'm not the guy getting assmad over nothing btw.
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>>164927784
>encouraging blogging
boy...

>>164926851
Not him but I think he was talking about curvy in the sense of getting that perfect 90-60-90 body. Some girls can't make that happen without starving themselves.

>>164927032
They obviously don't mean fat by thicc and you know what they mean. Get over it.

>>164927201
This is pretty fat though.
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>>164927784
I went to the gym often for a while, but then the whole editor dying and moving house thing took me off it, and without a job, couldn't really justify getting a gym membership. I'll be back to it when I finally get home, though. I've got a mate who lifts and is pretty big (well, I reckon so), and he's got like the start of a Naruto sleeve going down his arm.

Why do you ask?
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>>164928072
Does anyone remember that guy who posted a long time ago who got the curse seal tattoo? I wonder if he regrets it yet.
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>>164929278
Isn't the tomoe a pretty common Japanese symbol? He could just play it off as that.
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>>164929278
Well good thing you can remove tattoos
Hurts like a bitch or so I'm told though

>>164929861
It has the seal Kakashi made too
Also
>implying a retard who puts a curse seal on his shoulder would know about Tomoe outside the context of epic sharingan
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Why do fans like Naruto x Kushina again?
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>>164931813
because mommy issues
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>>164931813
Cause Kushina is fucking hot.
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>>164931813
Because Kushina is sexy and incest is literally the greatest fetish?
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>>164931813
There is no point in asking "Why is a Naruto or Sakura pairing popular?"

Those two are the biggest whores in the manga, they've got fanart with everyone
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Is Salad going to be like Raven from Teen Titans?
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>>164933791
I know but there should be a limit to fucking family members.
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>>164935069
If it makes you feel better there is plenty of fanart of Naruto fucking Minato as well.
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>>164935034
I back it if she wears similar clothing
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>>164935195
She is probably going to. Look her genie design. She is on that path
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>>164935149
Everyone knows you aren't a REAL man until you sexual dominate your dad. That means you are THE man of the household.
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>>164935323
Makes it easier if you're dad's already dead, of course.
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>>164931813
To be fair, Kushina is one of the like 3 girls that Naruto has called attractive in the manga, and one of the two without a penis.
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>>164933791
>Those two are the biggest whores in the manga, they've got fanart with everyone
And characters outside of the manga too because: "Damn it! We paired them with everyone in Naruto! My appetite for ships hungers for more! What other characters outside of Naruto do I like? I'll pair them up with Nardo/Sookra too!"
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>>164935640
>Naruto compliments his mom's appearance.
>It means he wants to shove his dick up in her.
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>>164935069
>I know but there should be a limit to fucking family members
>>>

>>164935810
Kushina is hot. Naruto is the designated pornographicself insert for the series. Naruto x Kushina appeals to incestfags and if it doesn't you ignore it.
What part is too hard to grasp?
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>>164936160
Because I saw Naruto incest story with 2000+ reviews. 5000+ favs. And 4000+ followers. And all I could think was "Really?"
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>>164936374
Incest is a fetish. If you don't have it then you don't have it and nobody can explain why they like it to you. It's not exactly an uncommon fetish either.
Also, again:
Kushina is hot and Naruto is the designated porno self insert.

>5k 2k 4k
Yes and there are poorly written mary sue OC triple sharingan super rinnegan ryuujinjakka fanfictions with five times that number while BLM probably boasts one or two orders of magnitude more followers.
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>>164936524
>It's another one of those anons who bring up BLM out of nowhere.
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>>164936673
I used BLM as a generic 'everyone thinks it's retarded but it has 1000000000 followers anyway' group. What's your problem? Which anons bring up BLM out of nowhere if at all? I haven't seen anyone talk about it for the better half of a year.
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I wonder if the new Boruto anime will actually bring this place to life.
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>>164936975
The manga would if it was released more than once a bloody month.
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>>164937039
And if the art was better, and didn't adapt the movie.
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>>164937097
Even if it did continue to adapt the movie, the place would be more alive if it was weekly because a) it adds nice little off-the-cuff scenes like revealing that, yes, Team Shinki are Gaara's foster kids, and b) there would be people who would still read and reread and discuss and argue semantics about it. As well as, you know, new reaction images every week from various panels.
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>>164937219
There is also the problem that the only new stuff the movie retelling has had are the extra stuff with Gaara and "his kids" and revealing that Moegi is new Ino-Shika-Chou's sensei
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>>164937610
Yeah. Although, they couldn't really add TOO much new stuff, since they are - for whatever reason - retelling the movie, more or less shot for shot.

I'm honestly hoping that the schedule gets changed to weekly or twice-monthly when they get onto the new stuff. My guess is that it's monthly at the moment so there are massive gaps between chapters, so that the team can get ahead for the actual new content and they're not horrifically rushed like Kishimoto was at the end. Well, I hope that's what happens anyway. If we get back to a weekly release, we might actually approach levels of comfy back near to when the thread got started and everyone was chill.
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>Very few pictures of Sakura exist

What...I know its a meme to hate her but its not like shes ugly or anything
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>>164940051
People don't dislike her because of her design, by and large. People dislike her because of her character and personality.
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Are we gonna fucking die again at sub-200 posts?
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>>164942812
we don't deserve to live after the awful details of Road to Boruto were revealed
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>>164943691
Wait, what?
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>>164944029
Not him, but full models and movesets for like 90% of the cast of the movie, and yet only like four characters are playable, no plans to expand or release DLC for the expansion, an (expected) lackluster campaign, and nothing especially riveting for multiplayer.
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>>164944458
Oh right, that.
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>>164910258
>fappable
>>164911550
>would smash

my job here is done
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>>164916353
>clearly has an eye closed in the full view
>Oshi's POV she has two eyes open

IT'S SHIT!
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>10
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>revived the thread for this
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>>164947494
Sorry.
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>>164956536
I'm playing senpai, it's pretty good
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Is Storm 4 still worth it now?

I've been waiting until the Boruto DLC came out but all the bullshit about it.
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>>164959156
Depends what you want it for, I think online is pretty dead. If you want to relive the end of shippuden but with the chance to mash some buttons for a while which is what I wanted because I'm too ADHD to watch anime then it's fine. If you're looking for a deep fighting game I'd say keep looking.

If you want to keep this general alive out of pity, that works too, I'll even let you beat my silly online if you're going to play on PC
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Why is all the art of best boy really shit? Literally about a minute searching on pixiv and this is the best I could find.
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>>164959969
He's still pretty new, give it time
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>>164960091
I don't want to give it time I want it now!
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When is Sasuke going to reveal the true power of the Animal Path? He's basically had a Gundam when he combines it with his Susano'o
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>>164960318
Wait, I'm not very knowledgeable about naruto powers and powerlevels. Why would he get the animal path? I thought that was pain's thing
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>>164960992
Rinnegan.
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>>164960992
He has the Rinnegan, meaning he has access to all of its 6 paths, I believe
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>>164961265
Let's imagine I stopped reading shortly after Sasori died, what are the six paths?
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Why does everyone have open-toed footwear? And I mean everyone, even the non-ninjas.
Why would they still wear that shit in a rainy, or muddy, or snowy environment?
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>>164961750
Different categories of powers of the Rinnegan.
Wiki or youtube "The Rinnegan explained" if you would rather listen to the explanation.
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>>164961934
I remember reading it's because Kishi liked drawing them that way. If you want a reason in-universe maybe it's so you can pick things up with your feet.
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>>164936802
/pol/tards do because the idea of blacks not being killed makes them reetards.
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>>164961934
It actually might work well for a rainy environment because it allows water to drain and the foot to stay dry so you don't get trench foot? Of course if it's too cold you might just get frostbite but in warm places it might help prevent trench foot?
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Let's post pictures of Pinkshit being cute. I feel sad that Sakura's character was never developed to its potential and Kishi made her shit because he thought she was more appealing that way.
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>>164970968
>Sakura will never be your nurse on penis inspection day
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>>164970968
why does she have the Itachi ponytail
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>>164971719
To make Sauce like her more.
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>>164968026
>handling each other's ball
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No riperino.
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>>164929278
Pics or it never habben.
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>>164943691
So did the fifth Mizukage ever manage to have children?
Seems like there would be at least a few people that would want children possessing kekkei genkai.
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If there ever was a Naruto version DBH, what fanfic form or character would you want?


pic related is an example
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>>164974827
I for one am way too lazy to go back through the archives to find the picture.

>>164977413
Not as far as we're aware. She's still a single spinster lady. Which yeah, doesn't make sense since you'd expect the Kirigakure Council to be like 'haha you've got twin Kekkei Genkai so either pick a man or we'll find one for you'
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>>164978680
We all know that Mei has a child with Kakashi
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>>164980341
>Kakashi
>Having sex with another human being
kek
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>>164980557
Would touching breasts again give him PTSD?
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>>164980819
probs ye
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>>164974827
It was used as the OP the thread after he posted it.

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/135348242
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>>164984507
I can't stop laughing. Thank you, anon.
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I want a seinen spinoff starring Menma.
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What did you think of this man when he first appeared? Did you expect him to almost kill a DBZ tier villain?
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>>164987472
I thought he was a poser, until I remembered that he taught Lee, who kicked Sauce's ass moments prior to his introduction.
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>>164987472
I thought he was a weirdo and didn't care too much for him, although I took his strength at his word and enjoyed his fighting style. Then I found him to be an amusing weirdo who was capable in battle, but I still find him overrated as a character and wanked as a fighter by the fandom.
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>>164987741
He tells team 7 that he is Kakashi's eternal rival and is stronger than him in his introduction chapter.
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>>164987472
How come Guy's team got grouped in with kids a year younger than them?
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>>164988795
Because Kishi thought of the concept of Gai and his team being from another village and being Kakashi's rival from there. That was supposed to be when Kihi wanted to do more mission arcs after after Wave.
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>>164988795
He got his kids a year earlier than Kakashi did and didn't want them to take the exams as rookies.
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>>164988529
He could claim lots of things.
I could claim to have evidence that the russians hacked a truck's controls and sent it crashing into a group of people in Jerusalem. But would you believe me? Of course not. You'd expect to see something to back up my claim.
>>164988795
Guy held them back from taking the exam for a year to git gud. As it were, having a tailed beast or the Sharingan pays off more than actual training.
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>>164989186
>He could claim lots of things.
He backs it up with sanic speed
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>>164989372
Oh right, that flew over my head.
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>>164989372
>That moment when Sasuke's inferiority complex starts to fully awaken.
But I would have never thought I would be soon diving into a never ending saga of edge.
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>>164990532
He does end that chapter saying "Well, I better git gud. Let's go team!"
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>>164990924
It's sad that I could never imagine sasuke showing that much personality or humanity now as an adult. His character really went down the shitter.
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>>164992637
Autism is a helluva drug
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>Post your face when Salad inevitably looks like this
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>>164984946
You're very welcome.
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>>164993919
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>>164993919
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>>164925839
>>164925392
>>164857210
What would Hiashi like for his birthday?
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>>164993919
Hope Boruto is into femdom
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>>164993919
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>>164865593
Why did Kishimoto waste Anko's design on a on note character?
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>>164980341
Shouldn't she reproduce with someone else who has a kekkei genkai?
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>>165001916
He also said she was his favorite female character, right? It's a shame he forgot about her then made her fat. He always was much better with the designs than the storytelling.
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>>164993919
Am I the only one who wants a scene older teen Salad and Sasuke go absolutely ham on a villian like in the final boss of Bayonetta 2? It would be nice to see the absolutely retarded eyehax/powers Salad will have, as well as 2 Rineggan users working together
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Someone released some footage of the live action Naruto movie! Watch before it gets taken down!
https://youtu.be/YMqbzbWreKs
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>>165002508
How would salad get rinnegan?
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>>165002831
By drinking enough of Bort's cum that she gains Senju DNA
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>>165001926
Sasuke turned her down, Oonoki is too old and she can't make a child with Tsunade. Those are the only kekkei genkai worth getting
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>>165003247
But Tsunade has no kekkei genkai?
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>>165003683
She carries the DNA of the biggest plot device next to Uchiha eyeballs.
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>>165003929
But no one in the senju had wood release before. She didn't have it, and her parent didn't have it either, presumably. Wood release was most likely a one-off random mutation.
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>>165004873
Senju must have had something else going on for them if they were regarded as one of the two strongest clans in the world.
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>>165005921
Fuckhuge chakra and elemental release I guess

The Senju vs. Uchiha shit doesn't make any sense the more you think about it
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>>165007616
Tobirama was just boss. Killed Madara's little bro like he wasn't shit.
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>>164977413
Yeah it really is a shame no one pumped her full of baby batter. But dying alone seems to be the fate of most Naruto characters.
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>>165002508
Dont forget the father-daughter bonding potential there
>>165002831
Three possible ways A)By either inheriting Indra's chakra from her father, or B) being her generation's incarnation of Indra or C), what >>165002923 said
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>>165007982
>being her generation's incarnation of Indra
Can there be two Indra incarnations at one? Probably not. Also Indra would probably feel super gay reincarnating into a girl
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>>165007982
No, Bort is Indra this time
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>>165008580
They could say that there is an incarnation every generation, unless the Six Path's power is interfering directly, as in Mad Madara's case, being hooked up to the Gedo Statue
And Indra already looks and acts like a girl, not too gay there
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>>165008580
I don't think Indra can incarnate again if Sasuke is the incarnation. Tbh it makes no sense that Madara or Hashirama was able to be alive at the same time, even with edo tensei they don't have their special jesus chakra as that's already gone to Sauce and Nardo.

But I'm sure they bullshitted some explanation in the manga which I wasn't paying attention to. Could someone explain this whole incarnation bullshit?
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>>165008635
That is an advertisement. Automatically not canon, should be taken with a grain of salt
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>>165007819
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>>165009469
Didn't Sasuke say that him telling Naruto that he loved him back would break the curse of hatred? Won't that get Indra and Ashura to stop reincarnating?

>>165009592
It's just a joke
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>>165009409
Possibly, but the brothers' feud is supposedly done so unless they want to tie the knot and literally become the same person then I'm pretty sure they've fucked off to where Fagoromo went
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>>165009469
>they don't have their special jesus chakra as that's already gone to Sauce and Nardo
Maybe they've already left and are in their kids? Maybe that explains the apparent nerf they've suffered recently? Madara's Rinnegan didn't disappear when he "died" and Indra moved on to Sasuke.

>Could someone explain this whole incarnation bullshit?
At this point I doubt even Kishi could explain it
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>>164879287
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Reincarnation doesn't have to be in chronological order anyway, your "past life" could be in the future or whatever else
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>>165016606
I am 100% sure Kishi knows hardly anything about reincarnation.
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>>165012864
I know, I just want to Bort and Salad to be Asura's and Indra's incarnations, respectively. It will be very interesting for Boruto to explore the personality strengths of Indra's incarnations, with them being introspective, knowledgeable, competent visionaries that are deeply committed to the things they value, and the flaws of Asura's incarnations, with them being too trusting, letting their perception of others influence their decisions, and impulsive. I guess assisstant-kun could hand-wave Salad's personality being much more docile and modest and Bort's being more alienating due to their upbringings; Salad had the right mix of stability and hardship (Salad growing up not a warzone, in a stable home with a loving mother yet an absent father; earliest memories being serve childhood illness. Bort being coddled by parents, preventing him from realizing that he needed hard work to get ahead, him basically being Naruto as a child)
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>>165018825
This would be a terrible idea. The whole ashura and indra incarnation pottery thing was a terrible idea to begin with because it was just a stupid attempt to justify Naruto and Sasuke having any kind of relationship.

Characters should have relationships and develop as human beings in order to be compelling characters, not just be forced into relationships or be forced to have whatever traits because of some stupid magic bullshit.
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>>165019642
If they're gonna do pottery again, the least they could do is switch it around.

But I'm pretty sure that shit's done for good
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Which girls crave baby batter the most?
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>>165020481
Sakura because she ain't getting none
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>>165020151
I guess so, but how are Salad and Bort going to become stronger than their parents?
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>>165020685
>Salad
Gets better eyehax abilities than Amaterasu

>Bort
The edgy tattoos
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>>165020685
Magic bullshit hax. At least for Bort, since part of his goal is surpassing his father. Salad just wants to be Hokage, and you don't even need to be all that strong to do that. Of course, to keep up with her teammates, she'll have to achieve some degree of power.
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>>165020971
>better eyehax abilities than Amaterasu
Relatively speaking, Amaterasu isn't even all that good of an ability. In fact it's on the lower end of the MS scale as far as abilities are concerned. Just give her Itachi-tier genjutsu and you'll be set for the most part
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>>165021202
Inextinguishable flames hotter than the sun would be pretty good ability if all of the final bosses didn't have counters for it.
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>>165021560
Apparently it can't even melt a simple Kyuubi chakra cloak. The bubbly kid, not the fiery one. So it's kind of trash. Especially against anyone with advanced sealing capabilities.
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Welp. It's fucking official. I can't believe it's happening so soon.

You can probably recognize who the artist is, since his work gets posted here somewhat frequently.
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It was fun playing Storm with an anon. If there's any others on PS4 who want to play, I'm always here.
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>>164916353
Done.
I think I'll do something with canon characters next.
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Anyone here?
Shit these generals aren't gonna make it.
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>>165026797
Im here
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>>165025372
10/10, great work. fucking saved.
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>>165026797
Yo
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Post your predictions for Bort endgame.
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>>165027565
Bort gets cucked by Shikadai.
Sarada gets her dad's eyes.
Mitsuki stays best boy.
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>>164977834
Every character with an associated animal gets a Sage Mode, for starters

Jinchuuriki versions of several characters whether they make any sense or not, like 4-tails Konohamaru or 7-tails Shino
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>>165027715
>Sarada gets her dad's eyes.
I hope not.

Sarada wouldn't look as cute with rinnegan or heterochromia
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>>165025372
>he fixed the eyes
My man
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>>165025372
You're basically a national treasure at this point.
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>>165028293
let's be honest here, she'll look cute no matter what
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>>165003247
>Oonoki is too old
Jinton isn't a Kekkei Genkai, Mu was explicitly said to have taught it to Oonoki.
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>>165033116
The person learning it does need to have a triple affinity, though - so a piece of chakra paper would either crumble, burst into flames or slash apart interchangeably. So while they might not need the inherent ability to use all three at the same time, they do need a genetic affinity for all three.
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>>165033116
It's a kekkei tota. The kekkei part means bloodline, denoting that it is indeed genetic. There's a reason Mu taught it to Onoki, and that's because he was the only other person to share his mutation
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>>165033316
I bet that's true for all elemental release kekkei genkai at this point. I mean, Lava Release has two seperate users who are unrelated, so does Magnet Release, etc. It's just that nobody has figured out how to do it besides the one clan who's noted for using it, who guarded the secret jealously.

>>165021560
>Inextinguishable flames hotter than the sun would be pretty good ability -
- if it actually acted like it were hotter than the sun, maybe? The Sun weighs in at 6000 degrees celsius at the top of the photosphere, which is enough to vaporize just about anything, including for example solid diamond. Saying "as hot as the sun" is kind of meaningless to begin with either way since what's relevant is the total energy output, but a wall of fire that's at 6K Celsius should be able to melt flesh from hundreds of meters away - human flesh completely melts at roughly 200C and the fats / DNA begin to fall apart as fast as 65-75 C (although the actual process of melting depends on energy deposited). This is ignoring the idea that a sustained area (7 days and 7 nights?) of 6K Celsius would necessarily have absurd energy output, and that Sasuke (or Itachi) could cause climatic shifts on a global and irreversible scale simply by igniting a forest and letting it burn for a month or two.

>>165034510
"Kekkei" means "bloodline", but problematically, not all Kekkei Genkai users pass on their Kekkei Genkai to their children. Hashirama -> Tsunade and Oonoki -> Golem dude - > Kurotsuchi are examples. You need to have the right affinities, but affinities aren't always trasmitted and more importantly, the kekkei genkai / tota itself isn't transmitted through blood, unlike Byakugan for example. Basically just get Orochimaru to fuck with the fetus until it has all seven releases and be done with it.
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>>165034887
The thing is that if it was simply random genetic mutation, it wouldn't be 'bloodline', and people from everywhere would be using it based on random luck. Like, if the chance to have a dual-affinity is high, in which case why aren't tons of people outside the clan getting them. It's clearly linked to certain specific bloodlines, but that doesn't mean that more than one bloodline can't manifest similar dual-affinities.
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>>165035837
Random genetic mutations are obviously hereditary though, that's kind of the whole point of genetics and the Theory of Evolution.
>is high
Well I didn't say it's high, but...
>why aren't tons of people getting them
Because my idea is that simply having two elements doesn't automatically give you a kekkei genkai in the same way simply having the Jinton elements didn't mean Oonoki could automatically use it.
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>>165036932
Having two elements - in that you're able to mould two at the same time - does automatically give you the Kekkei Genkai. Obviously just knowing or even mastering two Releases doesn't. But being born with the two requisite Releases does - otherwise how did Haku manipulate ice at like age 5 with almost no knowledge of literally anything, including what chakra is or Releases are?
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>>165037319
"Instinct lol"?
I mean can you explain why it would be that Oonoki needed to be taught his Kekkei Tota?
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>>165037753
Because moulding three Releases at the same time would naturally be harder than moulding two?
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>>165037851
But it's inborn shit according to you that automatically grants you access? My point is that maybe Kekkei Genkai require the double elements but you need to learn the release anyway. Just handwave Haku as a GENIOUS.
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>>165038381
It grants you access to Kekkei Genkai, sure. Not Kekkei Tota.
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>>165038512
Yeah but like I dunno man, that sounds pretty fucking fishy. I mean even natural born Fire Affinities don't know how to use Fire Release automatically right?
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>>165038636
Not without, like hand seals, but it's shown that people who have Affinities learn techniques of that Release faster, and they have a stronger output of the Release they have an Affinity with. As well as, you know, being able to apply the Affinity to other elemental-less techniques.

Then again, this all went out the fucking window the moment Kakashi was like "haha yeah an affinity is special but oh wait it's not really because anyone can learn any elemental release they want regardless of affinity, so I know all five and can apply any release to any technique lmao"
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>>165038803
>it's shown that people who have Affinities learn techniques of that Release faster, and they have a stronger output of the Release they have an Affinity with. As well as, you know, being able to apply the Affinity to other elemental-less techniques.
No of course, that I know, but my idea is like
Look, if you were a natural born swimmer, like say Micheal Phelps (his proportions are better for swimming), but nobody every thought to train you in swimming, or say if you were a natural fighter because of your reflexes but you're up against a professional boxer? That's my point. If you had a Hyuuga kid, say, who could use Magnet Release, but didn't actually know how to activate any of those effects, he might never really discover it yeah?
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>>165001916
I will never forgive him
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>>165039069
Not unless, as you say, it's more of an instinct thing. Maybe Kekkei Genkai are activated on instinct but Tota aren't because of the added complexity?

I mean, literally anyone with any level of Uchiha eyehax immediately learns how to use all of the abilities without any training whatsoever.
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>>165039213
Right but the Uchiha eyehax don't have an ability right? The copying thing is some sort of weird instinctual miming ability, while better sight and dynamic vision...well, that's just a straight stat upgrade.
>trying to pick apart the prereqs for skills when both the skills and the prereqs are inconsistent
What am I even doing
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>>165039338
I just meant all the Mangekyou and Rinnegan abilities. Sasuke immediately understands the ins and outs of manipulating Susano'o and Amaterasu, as well as how to control it with Blaze Release. Within about one and a half, MAYBE two hours of gaining the Six Paths Rinnegan, he's literally an expert on the majority of the paths, how to access them, and how to more or less hotswap between them. Ditto for Kakashi - out of nowhere, he's able to immediately regulate his chakra to perfectly control a Perfect Body - Susano'o without it falling to pieces or it killing him through chakra loss.
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>>165039524
>analyzing abilities, at all, after Itachi / Pain
Nigga what the actual fuck are you doing
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>>165039673
> analysing abilities at all, ever
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Does Iwa, Kumo, and Kiri also have big and important clans like Konoha?
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>>165039742
Well, presumably anyone interested in running, or playing, a game based in Narutoland would need to think a little about the abilities when they were still semi-consistent. Especially since Ayame, while she acts like a fucking prick with about six psychological disorders is supposed to actually know more than almost everyone to somewhat justify her fucked personality. I'd rather not make her go off on huge philosophy tangents but say the wrong thing when it comes to facts.

>>165039983
Probably but we never see them. There's an entire squad of the military in Iwa that's centered around blowing shit up, so whether or not they're actually bakuton users, they might be a clan.
None of them are important as Hyuuga, Uchiha, and Senju though, since those are unironically quasidivine in nature.
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>>165040190
I AM running a game in Narutoland and I'm more or less making it up as I go along
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>>165039742
>>165039673
I am tempted to agree with you two that this is futile but it was them that put out 3 databooks so they kind of asked people to analyze this shit. They either should've never tried to go into anything and kept up their bullshit to their heart's desire or curbed their bullshit so that readers could make some sense of the abilities.
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>>165040574
Or at least just went "Forget everything else we've written. Forget the previous scenes in the manga. This is how it works. End of discussion."
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>>165040561
Yeah well
Look mate, I'm the type of GM who unironically has individual location and activity schedules for any NPC with a name and bothered to actually make a semi-consistent set of magical laws akin to physical ones for systemic magicks
Watch though as Planewrong tells Ayame she's wrong just because it's his world
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>>165040754
Ok
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>>165040705
They didn't have the balls to blatantly retcon all that. But I remember being surprised when they introduced the "every person having a chakra nature" thing at the beginning of part 2. It seemed like a big thing to leave out all that time.
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>>165041558
Remember when Zabuza was legitimately surprised that the Chidori was visible as physical lightning?
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>>165041631
Remember when an attack like water dragon needed like ten thousand handsigns?
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>>165041795
64 hand seals, from memory
> tfw used to be able to keep up with the two of them
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>>165025372
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>>165041795
It still does, Tobirama was actually said to be so impressive because for him it Just Werked
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>>165041974
Are you the guy from a long time ago who got laid by knowing that?
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>>165042270
I think he meant that by endgame, something like Madara's Tengai Shinsei took literally three hand seals.
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>>165042479
Didn't get laid, but got my first gf
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>>165042569
She didn't put out? That's too bad. Hope you got laid eventually.
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>>165042659
We were in grade 10 and both kissless virgins. It's alright.
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>>164857210
Daily reminder that CC2 is full of furfags and they used Storm games for funding their shit furry games
http://www.cc2.co.jp/kemono/
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>>165025372
>mfw i recognize that artstyle
where's her benis you futafag?
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>>165042509
>Madara
All rules are off for Madara
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>>165043054
By the end of the series, no jutsu needed any hand seals from anyone
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>>165043253
How many jutsu were even around by the end of the series? I remember Susano'o, Kamui, Naruto Jesus and Sasuke Judas, Madara, and...yeah that's about it.
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>>165043881
That's more or less it. Basically Rasengan and its variants, Chidori and its variants, the Rinnegan techs, Mangekyou techs, and Kaguya's abilities. That's all.
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>>165025372
Please draw shinki next. There's not enough shinki art.
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>>165043253
From what I remember, Kishi just stopped doing the hand seals because they got in the way of the actual technique, only so much space in manga. He later stated that all the hand seals were done off-panel (source: my ass)
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>>165045941
No, I remember that as well. Like, don't get me wrong, it made perfect sense to do it off-panel, since they weren't really important, but I don't think he needed to write them off completely.
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>>165046015
They definitely should have made the effort to keep them in the anime.
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>>165042941
What?
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>>165050019
No, and that wasn't the question.
Who did you think I was?
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So... What's good?
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>>165054961
Thiccbrown. And discussion of kekkei genkai/tota.
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>>165023213
>young bort being drawn with a sword
So are we gonna get to see him swing that thing around early on? Because that would change things pretty significantly
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Pls no die.
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>>164857210
>page 10
time to turkpost i guess
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>>165060158
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What will Bort's and Salad's motifs be. I think tiger and dragon respectively, as Boruto's tats basically cover him in tiger stripes, and him using a sword can be liked to a tiger's claws. Considering how much Asian cultures love tigers v. dragons, Salad motif will probably be a dragon, as they are wise, over powered creatures assassociated with leadership, while tigers are brash, solitary creatures that hunt from the shadows
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>>165061468
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>>165063402
>>165061468
>>165060158
Do you think it's hard for turkroach, being a gay in an Islamic society?
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>>165062337
Salad will be tiger, because she'll get the cat summoning contract.
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Which naruto character is the best dancer?

Which job squad member is the best dancer?
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>>165064517
I doubt it, we'll most likely end up with another frog, snek and slug
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>>165064517
No, she is too calm, too intellectual for that. Dragons suits her, don't for get that is ninja nobility
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>>165042941
I think you've mistaken me for someone else.
>>165045761
Alright, anything specific in mind?
>>165066323
This. And it won't even change too. Bort gets frog, Salad gets slug, Mitsuki gets snek.
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>>165069304
Shinki being majestic in some way, maybe looking windswept, or maybe doing something cute like picking flowers.

But really I'd leave most of it up to you.
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>>165069936
Alrighty then, Shinki being cute it is.
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>>165070241
Shinki is always cute
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>>165070241
Thanks, man. Looking forward to it.
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>>165066323
>bort gets frogs
>snekboi gets snek
>salad stuck with the slugs
Anyway, I really liked the two summons thing sauce had going on with sneks and hawks
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>>165074381
How was he able to pull that off?
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>>165067153
>No, she is too calm, too intellectual for that
Yeah. Just like a cat.
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>>165074432
By being a slut for them both.
I can buy that he could get a contract with Sneks (Orochimaru introduced them to him), but where did he get a contract with Hawks?
Where the fuck do you get contracts from if not from someone who already has it?
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>>165074381
Slugs can drown niggas in acid, they aren't really bad
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>>165074640
Maybe you just stumble across the animals' boss and convince them to make a contract? How did the first people who made contracts with animals do it? What happens when the only contract holder dies without giving it to anyone else? How many people are allowed to summon one animal at one time?
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>>165075178
That sounds like it could make for an arc in Boruto.
Assuming Kishimoto actually thought about the process half as much as we did.
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>>165077301
I honestly hope they do a decent training arc with bort and sauce, there's a lot of potential
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Why couldn't Kishi let Guy die a glorious death?
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>>165079548
I genuinely don't know.
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>>165074432
One summon per hand. For minor summons like a hawk, he wouldn't necessarily need to find someone like Orochimaru to teach him. There's a clan of ninja cats just chillin' around, so it's not too far-fetched to believe he might have come across some hawks who could talk to humans, and signed a contract with them.
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>>165079548
Because he wasn't an MC.
Literally the only reason he didn't let him kill Madara.
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>>165079548
So Kakashi has someone to talk to in his retirement years
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>>165080594
You know they're never going to show Kakashi's retirement years.
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>>165081231
He'll pop in every now and then to give sage advice to Boruto or Sarada. He'll be the new Jiraiya - the old, retired, grey-haired perv.
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>>165081729
But we'll never see what his life is like, let alone who he hangs out with.
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>>165081863
>who he hangs out with.
he'll probably hang out at the cemetery, like he always used to
he could also try to bang Kurenai, now that Asuma's out of the picture
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>>165081729
I mean, apparently Boruto knows Purple Lightning, which is Kakashi's technique so he must have taught it to him at some point or he's just a Neji-tier genius and learned through observation

I think he's had enough of Uchihas for one lifetime so he probably steers clear of Salad
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>>165081729
I thought that Sasuke was already new Jiraiya
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>>165082323
Sasuke is new Jiraya. Konohamaru is new Kakashi. Kakashi is new Hiruzen I guess
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>>165082549
So Naruto is new Tsunade?
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>>165082703
Yeah pretty much. If he transformed he'd probably have pretty nice tits
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How would Naruto end if it ended the same way as Bleach?
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>>165082549
those are all downgrades except Hiruzen being the new Kakashi.
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>>165083069
fuck, I meant kakashi being the new hiruzen. I am tired.
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>>165083189
So Jiraiya is the new Sasuke and Tsunade is the new Naruto?
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>>165083069
>those are all downgrades
That remains to be seen.
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>>165083309
Well they're all shittier characters so it seems pretty confirmed to me.
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>>165083272
It makes a lot more sense than you initially thought, huh?
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Would the story have been better if Sauce were a girl?
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>>165083435
Like I said, that remains to be seen.
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>>165083272
wait now I'm confused. did you get those backwards?
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>>165083659
Maybe.
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>>165083659
The story? No. But it would've turned the series into a great hentai series.
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>>165083272
I don't think that Sasuke is dead
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>>165083659
sure
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>>165083028
the same as Bleach
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Which canon girls make the best breeding material?
What about OCs?
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>>165087397
Hinata as evidenced by having twice as many children as anyone else.

Thiccbrown is built for having babies, but Waniko has them in clutches
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>>165087947
>in clutches
?
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>>165082549
So is Salad going to kill her father, or at least her him a new asshole, physically and/or verbally?
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>>165087397
Hinata is the obvious choice. Hanabi too, and any other female hyuuga is good I guess. Also Mei has some good kekkei genkai too but I don't think that's ever going to happen, as we discussed earlier in this thread.

As for OCs, Fugetsu has boil release so he would probably be the best choice. I guess Waniko comes in second because she has some kind of shadow ability, and adult Waniko definitely has the hips for it.
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>>165087397
Salad
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>>165089159
>Perpetuating the Uchiha
Bad choice, senpai.
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>>165088530
Her character was based on gators/crocs. There has been speculation that she lays eggs, or at least has babies in large litters.
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>>165087397
Kushina
Tenten
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>>165064149
> wanting to fug Mahmut Pasha
> gay
What are you, some kinda faggot?
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>>165093473
>tenten is officially an OC now
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>>165094052
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, turkroach, but in most civilized places fucking people with male genitalia is called being a homosexual. Your country just hates women so much that it's made you all angry gays.
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>>165089159
Good choice
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>>165088973
Wait, so it's acceptable to give OCs kekkei Genkai?
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>>165102651
The entire initial character concept was a Hozuki with Boil Release. Something like that is actually kind of neat, as opposed to giving a character some random kekkei genkai just because, especially if it's one that makes no sense to have most of the time and is just there to be OP, like Wood Release or the Sharingan
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>>165066063
All the black characters automatically have an advantage in dancing. Lee and Guy are probably good dancers too, especially Lee when he's drunk. Kakashi probably does some cheesey white guy dances but can pull it off because he's cool.

Best dancer in job squad might be Waniko, because she has DEX, maybe. Arata can probably dance like Elvis. Don't know if Renya or Fugetsu can dance.
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>>165098615
hey, its not gay if its feminine benis
>turkroach
who the fuck is that
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In the pastebin, are the 2 nyaa links (2002-12 and OST 3) all of the music from Naruto, or has new shit been added since then? Does it include the openings?
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>>165102651
Acceptable? Sure, if it makes sense for the character concept and isn't retardedly OP. Like with Fugetsu >>165103645 it was pretty central to the whole idea. I think most of the time in canon the kekkei genkai are central aspects of the characters that have them and aren't just add-ons that make a character more powerful for no reason. Of course clan-specific techniques are also a good option, too.
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>>165102651
Pic related is how most people give OCs kekkei genkai. They just shove every one they can think of onto one character whether or not it makes any sense.

If you're going to make an OC with one then I would say pick one first then build a logical character around it.
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>>165104025
>who the fuck is that
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>>165106036
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Will Salad kill her father, or at the very least tear him a new asshole for his actions, physically and or verbally? It would be very entertaining, and fitting for Sasuke, that the apple of his eye and the last remaining member of his clan now wants nothing to do with him
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>>165066063
Madara
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Biggest jobber in the series?
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>>165109164
Why does Madara look so sexy with out his shirt?
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>>165109810
Hinata
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>>165109918
Go to bed, Hashirama.
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>>165110064
But Im not Hashirama
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>>165109810
Asuma.
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>>165110630
>>165110040
That's not Lee.
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>>165110556
Whatever you say, Hashirama.
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>>165112915
t.Tobirama
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>>165113423
Why is Tobirama so boss?
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>>165113423
>that filename
didn't we have a whole list of those at one point? all I remember was
>Tobirama "Sharingan get sharin-gone" Senju
>Tobirama "black and red get black and dead" Senju
>Tobirama "Senju to the morgue if you're an Uchiha"
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>>165113831
> Tobirama "Push the edge off a ledge" Senju
> Tobirama "If their eyes turn red, they're better off dead" Senju
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Let's speculate about Hinata's mom. Random hyuuga? Random normie civilian? Perhaps she was from the moon man clan, giving ikemoto more of a reason to say Bort can get the tenseigan?
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>>165115960
The real mystery is Neji's mom.
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>>165108976
>literally awakened her sharingan because she wanted to see daddy
She couldn't be more of a daddy's girl if she tried
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>>165116242
Neji's mom was a random Konoha crackwhore. This is the real reason his dad was put in the branch family. I know this because my second cousin's ex wife is Kishimoto's cleaning lady and she found it on a note in his trash.
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>>165116532
Why would she even care? She never saw him before, it's not like there's anything to miss about him.
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>>165117275
Women naturally gravitate towards the penis that spawned them
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>>165064517
If Salad earns the Cat summoning contract, I wonder if she will be able to summon Matatabi as her ultra summon. What is the relationship between Tailed Beasts and Summoning Animal Communities, anyway?

>>165074495
While I agree with Salad's motifs being cats at first, it will definitely switch to dragon she gets older, due to her given OP powers, Uchiha nature (European dragon) and her desire to become world's best Hokage, and her wisdom, knowledge, maturity, and intelligence (Eastern Dragon)
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>>165117469
>What is the relationship between Tailed Beasts and Summoning Animal Communities, anyway?
there is none
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>>165117469
Except you're forgetting the one big handicap that will prevent Salad from ever being relevant, OP, or even strong.
>No Y chromosome
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>>165117469
Completely different. The Tailed Beasts aren't living animals like Gamabunta is. They're just conglomerations of chakra mashed together and given form. Being able to summon an animal that looks like a Tailed Beast doesn't give the user the ability to summon that Tailed Beast.
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>>165117657
This is the sad truth.
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>>165117326
All kids want to know their dads, and most kids love and feel indebted to their parents on some level. The difference is if you've never met your shitty dad you idealize him and can't see how shitty he is.
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>>165117657
>Implying that Salad is not a XXY genetic abomination created by Orochimaru to fully harness the power of the Uchiha and Uzumaki clans and secretly implanted into Sakura
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>>165118517
Nah. We already know that he implanted some of moon man's DNA into Mitsuki so later on he could transplant some of it to Bort and allow him to awaken his Tenseigan
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>>165116242
Neji's mom apperead briefly in NARUTO X HINATA episode
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>>165118426
>>165116532
I honestly predict that Salad is going to grow permanently out of her worship with her father, learn about his actions, righteously call him out on his shit, then coldly abandon him, like he did with Karin and the rest of his fan harem
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>>165119416
Why not both? Dont forget, in addition to being an Uchiha, like all women, Salad suffers from that time of month, making extra moody and dangerous
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>>165118517
But XXY presents as male at birth, they don't have any female genitals? So it's highly unlikely she would look like a girl or be identified at birth as such. They're sterile but can produce viable sperm with various therapies, so basically it would mean no Bort salad keikaku baby. So I doubt that's the case.
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>>165104620
>>165104620
>>165104620
>>165104620
bumping this question pls
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>>165120347
>Orochimaru
>Orochimaru
>>Orochimaru
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>>165120561
And.....? They could bullshit whatever notscience they want but XXY is XXY. They could make up something else or use another real life condition but not XXY.
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>>165119416
So when he gonna tap Boruto's boipucci with his sneks?
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>>165120751
Ehh, I guess so, but since the Y chromosome is the ultimate power-up in Naruto and my immensely incomplete knowledge of genetics, I thought just having 2 X chromosomes overrides one having 1 single Y chromosone. After doing some research, I guess Orochimaru gave Salad an SRY defect, making her female, body and personality-wise
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>>165119684
Got an image?
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>>165121603
I appreciate and respect that you took the time to research a plausible genetic condition that would make someone with a Y chromosome appear female, anon. Too bad in that scenario salad would probably be completely infertile, right? Actually it might be for the best if the Uchiha die out completely.
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>>165119684
Hinata's mom appeared briefly in the anime as well but her eyes weren't open so it was impossible to say for sure if she was hyuuga or not.

Read a fan comic once that speculated this middle chick in Minato's team was Hinata's mom, and that the third guy was Ichiraku. Of course if the third guy is Ichiraku then he really aged like shit and had a daughter when he was like 16.
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>>165123581
>had a daughter when he was like 16.
honestly, they're ninja, they should have kids as soon as they can
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>>165123581
>had a daughter when he was like 16.
That's probably why he retired.
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>>165123581
Jiraiya must have really hated those two to not think of them in his dying flashbacks
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>>165124285
I'm amazed no fan has ever asked Kishi about Jiraiya's team.
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>>165119710
This is the comeuppance sasuke deserves for being such a shitty character and making such shitty choices. It's why Itachi being a bad guy who shat on Sasuke after Sasuke idolized him makes Sasuke's shitty treatment of everyone who shows him kindness and admiration kind of explained. But then it turns out Itachi was actually a great guy and loved and worshipped Sasuke too so that went down the toilet.

Honestly it's like Sasuke was some kind of self-aware character and for the duration of the series was trying to do something terrible and retarded enough to make anyone hate him. He was the self-insert Mary sue that never wanted to be. It's almost tragic.

But in universe he's still a shithead and deserves to be hated by the daughter he cares about just to get a taste of his own medicine.
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>>165113629
He was one of the few people in the series who didn't take the Uchiha's shit.
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>>165120751
>And.....? They could bullshit whatever notscience they want but XXY is XXY. They could make up something else or use another real life condition but not XXY.
Have you considered that most mangaka who toss in scientific terminology in their manga have no idea what they're talking about, just like most mangaka who bother to give techniques Latin, Greek, etc. names have no idea what they're doing?

>>165119710
>learn about his actions
Just like people learned about Kabuto's past actions and called him out on it right? Sasuke is pretty much the only person who called out Kabuto and Orochimaru's getting-away-with-everything shit, probably because he did too and knows how retarded it is. Keep in mind that Sasuke is presumably doing useful things these days.
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>>165125305
Tobirama spoke for the fans, just like Suigetsu.
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>>165125641
Why are Water users the most based?
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>>165125758
Because they can go with the flow?
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>>165125641
>Tobirama spoke for the fans
Pretty sure the Uchiha are the most popular by far.
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>>165126358
And Tobirama does end up begging Madara not to kill Sasuke and regretting that he can't move to go save his soul.
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>>165126358
He meant that Tobirama called out shit like he saw it, much like Suigetsu did.
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>>165127559
He actually didn't say anything that Itachi and Obito hadn't say before, except actually trying to excuse the Uchiha's faggotry by saying that they love too much.
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>>165123368
Yeah, I guess so, and Salad choosing not to reproduce might be a plot point, but this is Naruto. A series where Super Ninja Josef Mengele exists and is allowed to run free to do what ever he wants, and where the author is addicted to Uchiha semen. Salad will be fertile, whether we or she likes it or not
>>165124680
Thank you you are truly a good anon
I honest want this, with the added bonus of Salad shedding the Uchiha name and replacing her eye hax with dragon powers or what she will use, but this will most probably result in assistant-kun's life being permanently ruined as insane SS shippers vow revenge on him for ruining their perfect father-daughter relationship. Given that Salad seems be very moral, and able to see through her father's Edgy-Charisma-no-Genjustu BS, at least hope during the inevitable scene where Salad confronts Sasuke over his past, Sasuke sincerely, genuinely, admits that he is a terrible person, apologizes for his actions, vows to be an excellent father to Salad, all without a trace of Yeah-Sorry-no-Justu. This probably will not happen in the slightest, but hey, an anon can dream
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>>165128673
>"The Rinnegan is just a mutation"
Why does Kakashi get this stuff from?
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>>165129146
He is a ninja atheist
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>>165129296
Was
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>>165119710
I doubt it. Kishi doesn't let his protagonists get criticized unless the criticizer is presented as wrong or if it makes them look even better; more over, Kishi probably sees little wrong with his actions or will downplay its impact.

>>165125641
>>165127559
I don't see it. Tobirama was just generally critical of everyone due to his grumpy personality. Suigetsu, by the War Arc, pointed out what the audience was thinking in regards to random and just insignificant details.
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>>165130208
>Tobirama was just generally critical of everyone due to his grumpy personality
indeed
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I gotta keep you faggots alive.
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Courtesy bump; you guys should find something to talk about.
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>>165134450
Uh-huh.
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It's over. Again.
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>>165134450
So, did you guys like M&B?
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>>165140240
>M&B
Mount and Blade?
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>>165087397
Everyone's mentioned her but Hinata.

Just look at her. God damn it's amazing she managed to avoid pregnancy until after she was 18.
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>>165145092
Was Hinata pregnant before 20? Was she teen pregnant?
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>>165145950
Pretty sure. Naruto and Hinata started dating at age 18, Boruto is like 13 as of the movie, and there were 12 years between the final fight and the Gaiden. Too much longer and Boruto would be younger than the timeskip.

Unless my maths is fucked.
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>>165146234
Knowing that Hinata is probably teen pregnant in most of the pics where she's pregnant only makes it hotter. We need more pics of pregnant Hinata.
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No die pls.
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>>165146492
>>165146234
>>165145950
>naruto's face when he got hinata teen pregnant
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Still feels good
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Everyone say one good thing about pinkgoddess.
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>>165150374
She can be used as a human shield.
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>>165150374
She probably won't be featured as much in boruto.
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>>165150374
She's an amazing mother.
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>>165150374
She used to be cute in Part 1. Also, porn of her exists in great quantity and sometimes quality; you can't say the same for Konan, for example.
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>>165150702
Why was she so much better in part 1? Was it the long hair? Was it the dress? What was it?
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>>165150932
She just looked better in almost all respects. Also, she wasn't as fucking insufferable because you could argue that before the timeskip, she was just doting on a cute boy who's good at everything who was warming up to her before he fucked off, and because while she was objectively weaker, she seemed less useless.
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>>165120438
>>165104620
I feel bad that no one's answered this legitimate question yet, but I don't know the answer myself. Anyone got a response for this anon?
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>>165150596
>What the fuck is this thing? Can I shove that into my eye sockets for more powers?
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>>165072168
Hey, it's gonna take a while longer than the others. Busy atm.
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>>165151580
im too busy shitposting friend
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>>165152360
No problem. Thanks for doing it, man.
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>>165141429
yes
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>>165151985
I would bet $10,000 that salad is going to swap eyes with sauce some time in boruto.
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>>165151141
Maybe she seemed less useless because she seemed more like a human being?
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>>165150596
Please post more of this
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>tfw Kishimoto wasn't based enough to do it.
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RIP
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>>165163696
But assistant-kun is. I bet $100
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>>165166994
Oh and I mean "RIP thread", obviously Waniko is fine.
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>>165167148
No, she's dead now and you can't take it back
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WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
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>>165099817
>sweet_zombie_jesus.jpg

Dat ass
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Ayyy
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>>165172206
Dude, she's like 12.
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>>165168281
She's still alive in the R20 game. For now.
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>>165167108
I don't think he's going to go back and say it was true after it was revealed to be a red herring.
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>>165150374
I like her kid.
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>>165173913
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>>165175527
Of course it isn't, that plot was already resolved and it was just forced drama to make Salad go through a turmoil for a while.

It's just the Karinfag refusing to move on.
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>>165173836

100%
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>>165177919
I wish we would see her in that sweater more often, I like the idea of casual clothes and ninja clothes.
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>>165178972
I doubt they'll be wearing their mission outfits constantly, even in the village. Maybe we'll see more "casual" outfits during their off-time between missions.
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dont sexualize salad
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>>165181946
Don't not sexualize salad
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>>165183313
do ___ post more
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>>165184293
That's all I have
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>>165150374
She wasn't as annoying in The Last.
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>>165183313
But he said don't not sexualize salad. You're doing exactly what he told you too.
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Holy crap, this general is still up? Give yourselves a pat on the back. You guys lasted longer than the mg5 general.
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>>165189086
We're nothing if not persistent.
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>>165189086
We're fuelled by autism and drawfags
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Sasuke being apathetic to his family is going to bite him in the ass, isn't it?
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>>165190049
It should but it probably won't.
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>>165190049
Of course not
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>10
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Could inner sakura have been developed into something more interesting like an ability unique to sakura? How would you have incorporated it more in part 2?
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>>165190049
Probably not. It's assumed that Uchiha are aloof and snobby, so it's probably not out of character. I'd prefer to see Sarada crack Sasuke's shell a little bit, but I know that's unlikely.
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>>165197562
It could've been used more, sure. To actually throw off Genjutsu or break things that have similar effects to Shikamaru's Hiden jutsu. I think the best usage I saw was watching her force Ino out from her mind in the Chuunin Exams. But that just sort of disappeared, which was a shame. It just sort of seemed that Tsunade's regimented 'this is how you must do things' medical training knocked the impulsive inner Sakura out of her.
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>>165185543
find more
>>165189086
we'll never die, even if I have to page 10 bump every day
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>10
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>>165197562
>>165198157

Inner Sakura was a cheap joke that Kishimoto admitted he found tiresome after part 1 and reflected his inability to write women. Inner Sakura just became Outer Sakura in Part 2. It wasn't a special ability. It was just a joke, like Naruto beating Kiba with a fart.
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Did Nagato not know he was an Uzumaki?
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>>165202730
Unlikely. He was picked up near Amegakure, which is a decent distance from Uzushiogakure, and was an orphan. He might've picked up on his heritage later, and Jiraiya likely knew straight away once he saw the Rinnegan, but the red-headed Uzumaki, as a clan, were criminally underused throughout the series.

Maybe I'll run a game on the fall of Uzushio
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Who is the Madara Uchiha of Naruto?
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>>165204661
Probably Izuna Uchiha
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>>165203308
Whatever happened to them, anyway? And what happened to the rest of the senju?
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>>165207050
Uzushio got destroyed in the...I want to say Third Shinobi World War. It wouldn't be the Second, since Uzushio was around during Kushina's childhood, which was during the peace between the Second and Third Shinobi World Wars. The clan - who while perhaps not being the ONLY clan living in the Village, were certainly the most numerous - were decimated, almost to a man, due to fear because of their innate skill with Sealing, as well as their increased natural lifespan.

The Senju likely just got bred out of existence. They didn't have a clan-wide dominant gene like the Sharingan or Byakugan, and so they didn't necessarily have a reason to protect their bloodline.
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So which characters eat ass?
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>>165209478
Didn't we already cover this one? Jiraiya, anko, kakashi, and Renya
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>>165209478
This>>165209939
And Oshi. If not, then he is wasting a perfectly good ass.
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>>165208104
Why didn't Kabuto Edo Tensei any Uzumakis?
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>>165211001
Kishimoto never made any more Uzumaki. Just like everything else he never bothered to flesh it out.
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>>165211628
There was Mito and Ashina.
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>>165210165
I doubt anyone would be senseless enough to pass up Thiccbrown.
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>>165211001
No DNA, most likely. If they were destroyed in the Third Shinobi World War, Kabuto would've only JUST been born, as I believe he was 19 as of Part I, and his unnamed city was destroyed as part of a combat during that war.

However, he did resurrect Nagato, who was an Uzumaki. But it was likely that simply no other Uzumaki worth bringing back. There was nothing super special about Kushina or Milo beyond they fact they were Jinchuuriki. Extended lifespan is irrelevant when you're already immortal.
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>>165211982
But jinchuuriki still age right? Well presumably mito still aged at the typical rate of an Uzumaki even with the kyuubi stuck up her ass.
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>>165212441
They still age, sure. But what does that have to do with Kabuto bringing them back? Resurrecting a Jinchuuriki that didn't have a Tailed Beast inside them at the time of death didn't bring back the Tailed Beast. I believe Obito had to reseal the Tailed Beasts into the Edo Jinchuuriki before summoning the Gedo Mazou.
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>>165173836
Aren't D&D dragons supposed to have goddicks and impregnate everything
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>>165215041
I think you're thinking of D&D humans.
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>>165215041
Depends on the GM I reckon
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>>165215238
There was that chart that got posted in OL threads a lot I think where Dragons and Nymphs could impregnate and get impregnated by anyone
Oh well
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>>165197932
Really? I thought that Uchiha were only like that to outsiders; with their own kin they are much more friendlier and sweeter. I think that is the case with Salad, especially after the inevitable verbal confrontation; even in Gaiden he acts more emotional, kinder, and humble around her
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>>165218694
Nah, Fugaku was a bit of a cunt to Sasuke, and then to Itachi. As well as the team that started investigating Itachi. Indra was also a proto-Uchiha and was a shit to his dad and brother as well.
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>>165218932
How was Fugaku a cunt to his sons? Based off what we seen, Fugaku is the best parent in Naruto
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someone explain to me the appeal of this pairing. does anyone here like it? has anyone here ever read any fanfics for ir?
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>>165219978
It's because Kakashi is a good version of Sasuke. Plus, people are a sucker for a student falling for her sensei cliche.
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>>165219557
He basically ignored Sasuke as his child until he mastered Fire Release: Grand Fireball Jutsu. Like, didn't help him, or guide him. Just straight turned every single thing Sasuke said into how great Itachi is, and only started acknowledging Sasuke once Itachi became disenfranchised with the clan
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>>165218932
>Fugaku was a bit of a cunt
Fugaku was quite clearly the strict dad who loved his sons and wanted the best for both of them.
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>>165220375
He loved Itachi, right up until Itachi started working in Konoha's best interests rather than the clans. Then he swapped to Sasuke. The closest we see is Mikoto telling Sasuke that Fugaku talked about him, but that's the sort of thing a mother always says.
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>>165221702
>right up until
Did you forget what he said right before he died to Itachi? He never 'swapped' to Sasuke, he just felt Itachi growing distant and didn't know what he could do for him. If I had to draw a comparison it's like when a dad sees his kid pursue a career in art, or when he sees him jerking off to loli porn.
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>>165222274
> didn't know what he could do for him
Literally talk to him, man to man, away from the clan, as father and son, rather than clan lord and clan member? Itachi wasn't caught jacking it to furry loli porn - he started feeling sketchy about the clan because the clan was pushing for a coup. And rather than talking to his son and perhaps formulating a plan WITH him (and maybe Shisui), he just more or less completely ignored him and hoped it'd all work out in the end.

It did not.
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>>165222587
>Literally talk to him, man to man, away from the clan, as father and son, rather than clan lord and clan member
Do you think Danzo would've let that happen? And for all we know, they did, and they disagreed. Itachi didn't even try to talk it out with the clan.
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>>165155978
Here's a WIP for now. Obviously it'll look less like shit when done, just asking if this is what you meant? Maybe have the picture focus more on Shinki and less on the whole frame?
>>165209478
Oshi does.
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>Tmw you realize that Salad has inherited her eye shape from her uncle
Is that reason why Sasuke became a hobo? Will her Susano'o have the same weapons as Itachi?
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>>165225028
> Do you think Danzo would've let that happen?
Danzo was only privy to what Itachi told him. Itachi was literally Danzo's ONLY inside man on the Uchiha. Itachi could've fed Danzo false information for months if he wanted to.

> and for all we know, they did
'For all we know' isn't enough. It's either states to be true, or heavily implied to be true, or it isn't true. It's not true just because there's no proof to the contrary.
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>>165227128
In which case it's also not true that Fugaku swapped to Sasuke, since the only facts we have on the matter is his dying words. Implications obviously don't count for shit.
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>>165211001
That would have required too much more work. Besides, Uzumaki was already an unnecessary and hastily put together plot device that caused more problems than fixed.

>>165219557
Filler. He was standard grumpy and distant but well meaning.

>>165226853
Really? Her eye shape always looked like Sakura's, the generic eyelashes.
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She has the general shape of Itachi's eyes, if a bit more curved
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>>165227587
We see Fugaku telling Sasuke he's not as good as Itachi, right up until he starts suspecting Itachi is a double agent, at which point he pays Sasuke the first real compliment he can call his own.
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>>165228731
This post is meant for this post>>165228590. Sorry
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>>165225451
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What would happen to the fanbase if Sasuke became Hokage and Narusaku happened?
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>>165230781
Same reaction, but with more salt
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>>165230781
Naruhina always had more backing by a massive margin on /a/ so /a/ would explode over it, but otherwise it'd be the same thing.
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Why is Obito so controversial to the fans?
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>>165231730
He isn't? I mean getting called COOLEST GUY when he's basically the opposite of cool maybe.
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>>165231730
He was never controversial, his reveal was seen a mile away and he gave up on his plans too quickly.

Like >>165231874 said, being called coolest guy when he was the catalyst to basically everything wrong with the world in its immediate history was just a really lame way of redeeming him.
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>>165229798
Hm, I'll have to check it later.

>>165230781
As long as Naruto becomes the new Sage of Six Paths or something bigger than Hokage, then pretty much >>165231501.

I always wonder in that hypothetical, assuming everything else has to stay the same, does he pair up Sasuke with Hinata? What's the Last about? Does Toneri still go after Hinata or is it now Sakura? Is it strange that the Gaiden makes more sense now?
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How far back can we place the blame of all the bad things that happened in the Narutoverse?

Like, Zetsu revived Kaguya, which couldn't have happened without Madara, who couldn't have been revived without Obito, who wouldn't have turned evil if Rin hadn't died, who would still be alive if it wasn't for Kakashi, who wouldn't have had to kill her if it wasn't for Madara, who wouldn't have had a murderboner for Konoha if he had become the First Hokage, but he never would've been around if Hashirama had just killed him, but he wouldn't have had to, if Indra hadn't started the cycle of being an absolute cunt to his brother, but that wouldn't have happened if Hagoromo hadn't bestowed the clan onto Ashura after he had split the Ten Tails, which wouldn't have happened if he hadn't sealed it inside himself, but he wouldn't have needed to do that if he didn't need to fight his mother, who he wouldn't have had to fight if she hadn't merged with the God Tree, which she only did after she had seen that Hagoromo and Hamura had started spreading chakra to the world, which only happened because she had eaten the God Fruit to gain UNLIMITED COSMIC POWER, which she only did to bring peace to the world, which was only needed because of the endless wars she had started and continued to feed the God Tree with blood, which she only did to strengthen it so she could fight off Momoshiki and Kinshiki when they arrived.

So is it all Momoshiki and Kinshiki's fault?
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>>165225451
Cute, can't wait to deep the end result, but he's looking a little beefy for a 13 year old kid.
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>>165235214
I don't think sasuke would've ended up with Hinata even if narusaku happened. They never even spoke to each other. Sasuke probably would've ended up with karin and hinata would've been forgotten entirely. How would the gaiden make more sense?
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>>165237851
Blaming whoever is at the end of a string of terrible decisions really doesn't make any sense. So many bad choices needed to be made by all of those people to make things turn out like they did. Really the story of naruto is more like a comedy of errors fuelled by retardation rather than justified actions.
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I would genuinely watch a Naruto-themed quiz show like the Big Fat Quiz.
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Has Boruto released new content yet?

If not, see ya next month
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>>165242548
There's only so much naruto trivia you could even come up with. I'd probably watch but just to see the kind of incredible autists that would compete in such a thing.
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>>165244763
Nah, there'd be more than enough small, little-known stuff that would fill up a quiz, as long as not everyone playing it had dissected the series as much as we have here.
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>>165245046
I've been here since February and I still don't know as much about the series as you sperglords.
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>>165247246
What don't you know that you'd like to? It's honestly not THAT deep of a series. Kishimoto isn't that crash-hot at writing.
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>>165230781
Naruto would remain another generic battle manga where worst girl wins. Best girl winning largely redeemed the series. Anyone who was on /a/ in 2014 will attest to that.
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>>165247505
I don't actually care to know the much in depth trivia, it might just make the flaws way more obvious
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>>165225451
Can we place requests in advance?
I want more of team Taki. Or just Takushiki.
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>>165254689
Good point.
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>>165208104
>so they didn't necessarily have a reason to protect their bloodline.
They were still regarded as one of the two strongest clans in the world
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Can someone explain the appeal of this pairing? Why is it so popular? I think it's like the second most popular Naruto pairing behind SasuNaru
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>>165258805
Chuunin exam. Iruka objects to Team 7 applying. Kakashi puts him in his place. It's a "mommy and daddy argue" scene. Fujos go nuts for the next 15 years.
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>>165225451
Looking kind of jacked for a kid but overall good start. Pose is looking a bit wonky, like it's hard to tell exactly what's going on. He looks a bit like a baby on his stomach rather than wistfully lying in a field of flowers. Maybe tilting the angle of the pose might make it more obvious and less awkward?
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>>165259342
I honestly don't know why didn't they move on to stuff with some basis like Haku/Zabuza, Naruto/Sasuke, Hashirama/Madara, Kakashi/Obito, or any Akatsuki duo.
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>>165260474
Kakashi and Iruka are among the most popular characters, though perhaps it's odd for Iruka considering he stops appearing regularly after the beginning of the chuunin exams. Kakashi himself once took the spot for the most popular character of all time. Them being attractive young male adults with kind of complementary personalities doesn't hurt.

I bet the fujos lost their minds when Kakashi saved Iruka in the Pain Invasion.
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>>165260931
>I bet the fujos lost their minds when Kakashi saved Iruka in the Pain Invasion.
They probably assumed their pairing was confirmed. Hell, they're both "confirmed bachelors" at the end of the series. Not saying that anyone who doesn't get married is gay but there sure are a lot of people who are single forever in Naruto universe...
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>>165262456
Yet Iruka doesn't get a shota"sort-of" love confession like Obito did or a retirement life together like Guy did.
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>>165260258
Sorry, I'll redo it.
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>>165262876
Hot. Post more.
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>>165260474
Because they can ship everything at the same time, and Kakashi had more screentime than anyone else on your list other than Sasuke and Naruto, so people didn't forget about him like they did with Haku, Zabuza or the Akatsuki.
About that, other than Sasori and Deidara I don't really get why people ship the duos together.
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>>165265478
And I don't get why people would ship Kakashi and Iruka for so long after the mommy/daddy scene.

But who can tell how these retards work.
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>>165265624
Fujo loyalty to their pairing fueled by tons of fanart and fanfic, I guess, since they didn't even interact that much anyways. That and the lack of an alternative, canon or not.
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>>165266538
This. The fan community feeds itself with a shitload of art and stories and whatever else, so it doesn't even matter if it has canon basis, if there are enough people making fanfiction it'll grow itself independently from canon.
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Do the 2 music torrents in the Pastebin include all of the OPs and Endings for all of Naruto + shippuden? Pls answer
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>>165268382
Does anyone know the answer? This is like the third time this guy has asked. Who made the pastebin anyways?
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>>165263201
You could just quit entirely
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>>165271659
So could you, but that won't be happening, will it?
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>>165268382
Why don't you just download it and look? Just pause the torrent once it's loaded and look through the files in your client.
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>>165271659
He's a drawfag drawing a canon character to our liking for free. What do you want him to quit for?
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>>165274089
Jealousy, I presume
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>>165271659
> Wah don't draw OC characters
> Wah don't draw canon characters
No helping you
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>>165240595
Assuming everything stayed the same: Sasuke got married and had kids; Hinata got married and had kids; their canon partners are with each other; and any other viable options remained single. I'm not saying it makes sense (because it doesn't), but it causes the least amount of changes pairing them up if Narusaku happened in that scenario.

I suggested Gaiden would make more sense because Hinata actually isn't familiar with Sasuke (explaining the genuine lack of evidence) and there would be more tenable reasons to question the distant nature of the relationship (since there's isn't really one in the first place). Perhaps it's more accurate to say the premise behind the Gaiden's plot is somewhat more justified in this situation.
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>>165240595
>>165280249
If Hinata didn't get with Naruto then she would have gotten with Kiba.
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>>165274089
>>165277598
It was obviously an OC who requested that drawing. Who else but Arata would want a picture of Shinki?
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>>165281545
Kiba's still with the Uchiha cat granddaughter.
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>>165280249
Hinata and Sasuke wouldn't have gotten together. The only reason that pairing exists in the fandom is because NSfags were trying to pair the spares and get them out of the way of their shitty ship.

It never would've happened it canon. You can cite some of the other weird canon pairings but Sasuke was way too prominent of a character to end up with someone he never talked to once, especially considering all the other characters that wanted his dick.
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>>165235214
>Does Toneri still go after Hinata
Of course not, the whole movie only existed to pair up Naruto and Hinata.

I guess that the NSfags at SP would make up some bullshit about Sakura being the reincarnation of Indra and Ashura's sister, she gets kidnapped instead and the forehead thingy is some ancient power-up that gives Toneri or his replacement the same knock-off Jesus mode abilities that his eyehax gave him.
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>>165284826
Reading that bullshit almost physically hurt me, because I know they'd do it.
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>>165284826
But wouldn't that be reincarnation incest?
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>>165287386
nothing wrong with that
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>>165281642
Shinki is fucking sick. Have you seen that greatcoat? Not to mention puppets AND Iron Sand/Magnet Release. The kid's a fucking beast. He's like Gaara with less tard rage and more focussed aggression.
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>>165288282
You just KNOW
>>165289486
>t. Arata
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>>165289486
He's also a total autist who loves gardening and fucking embroidery
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>>165277598
I actually asked for a request with a canon chatacter because I thought that no one would have any complaints there.
>>165260258
Thanks again for the feedback. You and the other people I haven't mentioned.
>>165255283
Sure. If anyone else wants to, so can they.
>>165294175
Wasn't gardening also Gaara's hobby?
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>>165294175
>>165294291
How do you even do gardening in the fucking desert?
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>>165294418
Cacti are but one plant that can be grown in the desert. That and greenhouses would work (I think?) in helping.
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>>165294418
Rock garden? It may be his hobby, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's any good at it
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>>165248670
Fucking this. NaruHina is a goddamn miracle.
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>>165294418
Deserts have plants.
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Who is the evilest character in the entire series?
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>>165299717
Kishimoto.
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>>165299717
Kaguya
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>>165289532
For once, I'm actually not Arata's player.

>>165294175
> he's a total autist
You described like 80% of the cast with those four words

>>165294291
> no one would have any complaints there
Have you BEEN to /nsunsg/ before? Retards will complain about literally anything.

>>165294418
With great difficulty.

>>165299717
Naruto. He talks people into committing suicide and makes it think it's their idea.
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>>165300115
The absences of an alignment is not the same as a negative alignment. Kaguya, if Naruto felt literally nothing from her, would be like True Neutral.
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>>165301176
>Have you BEEN to /nsunsg/ before? Retards will complain about literally anything.
I thought he was new.
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>>165301176
>Have you BEEN to /nsunsg/ before? Retards will complain about literally anything.
So we're like the Sonic fanbase?
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>>165301446
Maybe, but he's been hereong enough to see the sort of people we are.

>>165301559
Yeah, basically. Similar age range, a wealth of OC shit. We've got the whole deal. There's probably a Naruto/Sonic crossover somewhere
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Do Bleachfags hate us because their slot was taken by Rock Lee on Nip television?
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>>165302705
I wasn't aware bleachfags hate us.
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>>165302705
I forgot Bleach existed for a while.
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>>165302373
The Sonic fandom is still marginally worse because of the sheer monumental levels of autism and the complete lack of awareness of how shitty the source material is (whereas at least it's pretty much accepted naruto has some good ideas in theory but the terrible writing killed it). The Steven Universe fandom might be the only worse fandom because they think the source material is literally God's gift to man so they're incapable of seeing any criticism of it, and they're all insufferable SJW faggots.
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pls no die
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>>165307884
Sonic fandom is also especially bad because of all the inexplicable sexual shit.
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What is the extent of Kishi's supervision? Is it just collecting checks and demanding that Salad develops into a responsible, mature, SFW Bayonetta?
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>>165313760
I don't even think he's going to do that much. Most likely they're just putting his name somewhere on it because they think it'll "legitimize" the sequel series for the fans.
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Was Guy v Madara better in the manga or the anime?
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>>165313952
Thank God. Is Assistant-Kun writing the script for both the plot and the anime?
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>>165149498
It's the only reason I'm here, senpai.
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>>165315250
Which Naruto character is the best dad?
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>>165314196
Ikemoto isn't doing the writing at all. The writing and art is completely separate for this series, as opposed to Naruto, where Kishimoto both wrote AND did the art. Ikemoto is only handling the art for Boruto.
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>>165316931
Sasuke
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>>165319257
Well there goes my hype for Boruto. Salad's character is going to be destroyed, and there isn't going to be meaning interaction and character/relationship growth between Sauce and Salad?,
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>>165320209
Kishi isn't the writer either, you know
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I want to cum on Pinkshit's fivehead
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>>165322670
Ok, who is? What is her or his resume so far? Do they create meaningful interactions and character relationship growth?
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>>165313998
Most of the comments about it say Manga because the Anime used either bad animation quality at worse or mediocre animation at best.
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>>165323729
i dunno senpai i really like hearing guy say "Night Guy"
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one last bump before i go to sleep, done die fellas

What is the best arc and why?
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Who do you think should have been the final villain of the manga?
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>>165326010
The leader of the Akatsuki, whether they wanted that to be Madara or some other dude

I really liked the Akatsuki as the spooky powerful villains in Part 1 but in Part 2 they're just fucking pushovers
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>>165326010
madara
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>>165323601
Writer's name is Ukyō Kodachi. He's written Gaara Hiden, the novel adaptation of the Boruto Movie, and wrote the movie itself alongside Kishimoto

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Uky%C5%8D_Kodachi
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>>165323601
>>165327175
He's also apparently don't other stuff. Huh.

https://myanimelist.net/people/37509/Ukyou_Kodachi

>>165326276
I still think Kishimoto went TOO crazy with Madara's power level, regardless of if he was meant to be the final boss or not.
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>>165324312
Hm, that was nice to hear.

>>165326010
Depends at what point. Either keep Madara as Tobi and proceed from there or seal off Edo Madara and keep Juubito sans the regret.
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>>165326010
>>
>10
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>>165325979
Land of waves, because there was still hope that the series wouldn't be shit and might be good.
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How is the village going to react once they learn that Salad unlocked her eyehax thru positive emotions?
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>>165300115
Kaguya isn't evil, Naruto's description makes her seem basically Mindless. That or literally above good and evil, or Blue and Orange.
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>>165326010
Hagaromo.
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>>165327175
>novel adaptation
So we can probably expect a shitload of boruto/salad shipping? Excellent.
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>>165333930
Not at all? How would the average person in Konoha be privvy to such information?
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>>165335667
Probably because Ino broadcasted the fact that Uchiha usually unlock their hax because of negative emotions, over psychic radio during the 4th Ninja War
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>>165335962
But how would they know about how salad unlocked her eyehax?
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>>165336501
Boruto blabbing about a massive hot pink flaming samurai ghost would probably do the trick.
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>>165337724
Are you implying that Salad will unlock her MS automatically, no tomoe required?
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>>165338285
If she sucks off Boruto the healthy dose of LOVE will probably do it
>stress and love literally and canonically give systemic powerups
fucking retarded shit I swear
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new episode looks good
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>>165338792
where is the webm anon
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>>165340007
dunno
;_;
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>>164977834
Rinnegan and Sharingan Naruto are a given, I can picture Sage Sasuke easily, I can also see characters getting different elements and techniques like Doton Naruto Raiton Sakura etc etc.

I would personally love a Mokuton Naruto
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>>165338353
>boruto isn't a hentai series
Missed opportunity, desu
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>>165340306
>final boss is your dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyqa_h7slx4
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>>165345573
>Boruto having Black hair and Byakugan

Missed opportunity tbqh, it makes Boruto kinda resemble a cat with Naruto's birthmarks and make him mesh better with Sarada and her Sharingan.

Himawari should of inherited Naruto's hair color and eyes
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>>165345978
I agree, but you know how idiot Japanese readers hate change
They're content with Naruto 2.0
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>>165346141
Really annoying how Japs can be sometimes, Hyuuga Boruto has way more of a grouchy and loner look to him which fits his personality imo.

He could of also joined ANBU later on and would be known as "Cat"
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>>165346331
>could of
I hope you die
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>>165346474
Aw come on Anon don't be salty because "your" a Grammar Nazi,
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>>165346550
>>165346331
If you're going to use a language it's probably a good idea to use it correctly; I'm not him.

>>165346331
>Really annoying how Japs can be sometimes
Just people in general; notice how Batman, Superman, and Spiderman have been around for literally decades, putting Conan to shame.
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>>165336501
How would father react though?
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>>165346998
I realise that this is a general for Naruto but the fact that you think such a minor error is worth getting worked up over is kinda autistic, like seriously come on this is the internet on some shitty Japanese checkers discussion website.
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>>165347220
I'm not him and I'm not worked up over it, but again if you're going to use a language you might want to use it correctly. Also, "could of" is not a minor error like a typo or spelling mistake; imagine if instead of I'll, I write "ull".
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>>165347449
The difference between ull and I'll is that they do not resemble one another.

You are talking of someone using "Could of" instead of "Could've" or "Could have" which makes no sense considering anyone is easily capable of connecting "Could of" with "Could've" which is once again very easy to understand.

So yeah I would say that is actually a very minor and tiny error to make on a website where 99% of the users Anonymously in a thread with 722+ posts 64 supposed posters.
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>>165347729
Anon we need all the posts we can get, beggars can't be choosers
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>start discussing something interesting like hyuuga
>Grammar bullshit takes over everything
I feel like I'm on 2008 4chan
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>>165347729
>The difference between ull and I'll is that they do not resemble one another.
The reason "Could of" came into existence is because native speakers, when speaking quickly, often slur their words, turning "Could've" into "Could-uf", "Shouldn't" into "Shuddin", and "I'll" into "Ull". It's the same retarded shit that you're doing.

>anyone is easily capable of connecting...
Irrelevant; the fact of the matter is that it's incorrect and not even a typo but something people just randomly choose to do for reasons incomprehensible. The correct thing to do is to simply realize you made a mistake and roll with it.

>>165348402
>start discussing something interesting
The hyuuga have been discussed before though. Like, 1000 times.

>I feel like I'm on 2008 4chan
2008 4chan is still better than the postmoot era.
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>>165348557
Poor grammar has been discussed even more kek
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>>165348704
It's also more worth discussing; people weren't even talking about the Hyuuga.
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>>165348804
We were before the grammar talk
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>>165349230
Then continue doing so; the discussion is dead-ended anyway.
>>
Change of subject ; What is the best thing to come out of this general so far?
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>>165349329
I actually liked the way it was going in relation to Japanese audiences and comic book audiences in general
>>165346998
I'm personally disappointed this series is trying so hard to connect to kids still
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>>165349492
Probably the R20 game; it's at least a productive use of autism, although productive may not be the right term.
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>>165349548
>I'm personally disappointed this series is trying so hard to connect to kids still
Because writing for adults is a lot fucking harder. Writing for kids means you just smash in kiddie tropes. Writing for teenagers means you smash in 2deep4u philosophy 301- Introduction to Nietzsche and Heidegger, some titties, and a dash of edge. Writing for adults means you need an actually coherent story, coherent characters, and consistent theming; having an underlying message is often helpful but not necessary.
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>>165349736
That's extremely difficult for a weekly manga, but now that it's a monthly you think they'd give it the old college try. Lord knows kids don't wait a month for much. This could've been a manga for us grown-ups.
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>>165349492
I'd say the new drawfag's OC.
>Delicious brown
>Thick thighs
>Green eyes
>Reasonably large tits without going overboard
>Early sketches show a very nice ass
>Overall /fit/
>Genki
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>>165349492
Hairpussies
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>>165349978
>That's extremely difficult for a weekly manga, but now that it's a monthly you think they'd give it the old college try
It's not even about being weekly or monthly but about the actual level at which the mangaka can operate. The Ravages of Time is written at an overall high level; Vinland Saga and Kingdom are relatively okay - the first is monthly and the second is weekly; Tokyo Ghoul is unabashedly for teenagers and therefore manages to actually be somewhat good while being edgy and 2deep4u; Bleach, AssClass, and Dimension W are examples that are written poorly.
If Assistant (or whoever is the author if he's not) can't write at a high level then I prefer he didn't even try.
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>>165335962
Did she? All she did was show Naruto's gay thoughts
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new thread when?
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>>165353181
10 posts m8
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>>165353181
When this one hits the bump limit?
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>>165350042
There are peopke who like her?
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>>165353850
Yes. I even stated a few reasons as to why.
>>165353181
Soon.
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>>165350042
>>165354334
But older Waniko has all of those things except for brown and muscular.
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>>165354397
Well maybe that fatty should hit the gym
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>>165354334
Well then you have a severe case of shit taste. Suicide sould remedy that.
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>>165353850
>>165354334
>>165354397
>>165354625
>>165354698
It is honestly incredible how you people are beginning to devolve into a waifustorm over an OC with like two images and a pastebin that most of you probably didn't read to her name. Should I be glad that my OC is so unlikeable that it's guarenteed not to happen?
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>>165354698
>shit taste
Do you prefer Waniko, anon?

>>165354928
No need to be jealous, chink. Every group of hot girls needs an ugly one to make them look better.
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>>165354928
It's just friendly ribbing you fucking mark

Don't worry, if Plane's game starts you might get your share of fags
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>>165355060
>>165355107
I legitimately do not want waifufags on Ayame though, I was just noting that you guys are pretty incredible for starting to argue about Tak.
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>>165355424
>>165355424
>>165355424
>>165355424

migrate
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>>165350494
Tokyo Ghoul is awful tho
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