>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
w33god
>crystal maiden and rubick literally first to die every fight
Its literally a 4v4. These heroes are fucking worthless
Team wanted will win kiev
> Fixed a bug where Arc Warden's Tempest Double could give a Moonshard to the main Hero.
o fug
>>164755810
synderen this is not the place
>>164755701
Reddit did completely ruin dota. Not by making people think they're allowed to play techies, that doesn't really matter. Reddit is filled with incompetent 3ks who are part of a disgusting hive minded group-think mentality. They would rather play the exact same strat every single game with constant 5man fighting, 0 farming, 0 splitpushing, 0 mid-lane gankers, 0 playmakers, and no actual teamfight heroes.
Reddit is the reason why comeback gold got introduced, and why what is conceptually the best competitive game ever created turned into a disgrace to be played at a competitive level for money.
A tiny portion of the fanbase, almost entirely from NA and Western Europe, and made up of some of the most casual and least dedicated players in the community gives valve their only community input on balancing, "bug" fixes, UI suggestions, etc.
Arteezy is correct, reddit DID ruin dota. All of the witch-hunting, memes, shitposts, circlejerking, etc., is very annoying but has almost nothing to do with what Arteezy said/meant.
>ywn take your gf to TI
why live???
>>164755856
Why take your gf when you can take your wife?
>>164755849
I'm just gonna convince myself this shitty paste is ripped straight from reddit, hopefully it's true
>>164755701
which one of you is this?
>>164755916
Anything longer than two lines is probably T____ pasting shit from reddit.
>>164755896
>marrying
god luck with the alimony
Don't know if wings can beat DC anymore, but I bet Misery is salty about not being able to beat them at TI for that 9 million.
>>164755849
>>164755984
>the reddit copypaster wakes up from his favela
Don't you have drugs to deal somewhere?
>spell damage ember
>no items bear lone druid
what happened dotards
where's the meta
I just woke up what is this LD meme build
>Bounty with brown boots and OoV at 26 minutes
why did LD gone for badSniper build
LD should go for maelstorm 1st
>>164755856
that is the most attractive female i have ever seenin a meepo outfit
Daily reminder moonmeander is objectively better than arteezy
Do you remember her /d2g/?
>>164756346
>not even painting her face blue
Atrocious, mate. 1/10
>>164756346
Remember me?
>>164756346
>her
I thought veil ember was a shitty reddit memebuild
>check out the sate of SC2 after seeing that ppd thread image
>Korea dropped 7/8 Kespa teams
>GSL now 2 times a year instead of 3
>no Code A in GSL
>prize money for 1st place form 66k to 35k
>no SSL
>proleague is dead
I don't know why incontrol was so mad, the game is dead af and keeping the EG sc2 squad is pretty much burning money
LD is literally badSniper now.
THAT FUCKING CHASE SEQUENCE WTF IS THIS A RACING GAME
BASED misery and moon
so fun watching this
jesus misery calm down
Is meme magic damage Ember gonna get nerfed?
>>164756507
>implying it isn't
>>164756508
Someone post the incontrol images
You know the ones
>>164756569
he's goodsniper except without a meme aghs
sniper has shitty talents
>>164756606
yes no fun allowed in Dota
>>164756606
100/175/250 dmg remnants incoming
screencap this
lone sniper what the fugggggg HHHHH?
890 range with dragonlance
>he plays the game called dota 2
>>164756657
>sniper has shitty talents
+4 MANA REGEN
Literally build a mek on him
>>164756657
but sniper got good aghs upgrade
>>164756603
he's channeling his rage into his receding hairline
he is growing stronger
>>164756762
but it's also the supreme meme aghs
>>164756741
y-yeah
is there a next game?
Can Wings please just fucking call it already?
Their ebin Druid meme build failed, CM and Bounty were both useless, and so was the Beastmaster.
>>164756804
Not till tomorrow no
>magic ember is bad
/d2g/
>pick cm
>get raped
Someone tell wings that roots don't prevent ember's escape
>>164756956
>pub build actually good in pro game now
baka
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET SHIT ON MR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TI WINNERS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY GAME SOULLESS CHINKS REEEEEEEE
>Wings
TI curse hit them hard
tat reso and moon hug <3
>>164757108
DC sure seem like friends
Reminder that battlefury Bounty Hunter is a top tier strategy with his talents, just wait and see.
>>164756961
>tobi and the panel were talking up how CM got a big buff and its really good
how do these idiots keep getting exposed so badly and continue to be professional analysts?
>>164757150
>American food
That smashed potatoes look disgusting holy shit
bruh
look at this dude
I hear some retard talked shit about magic damage ember?
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/98/Vng_death_03.mp3tfw wing torture fetish
>>164757150
They are working under (((HIM))), they WILL like each other, they have to
>>164757285
>>164757393
those are some thicc burgers
WHY DOES EMBER GET 15% CDR BUT MY WIFE ONLY GETS 12%
IS NOT FUCKING FAIR
ayy lmao i remember last week rtz first did this build and everyone on here was talking shit when i posted and said its good
deetoogee
>>164757393
>fresh veggies
doesnt look like american to me
>>164757393
if they'd done the cheese better it would look decent
tell me d2g
Shadow's build is actually viable r-right?
>>164757461
>qop is literally badember
dota's gone off the deep end
>>164757509
yes but should build maelstorm more early
for farming and dmg
>>164757393
Were they in California earlier last year or did they start opening up In-N-Outs in Arizona?
why would you play lone druid "sniper" when you cam just pick sniper
>>164757569
why would you pick sniper when you can pick goodsniper?
>>164757569
api key says ld is better
fuck lenovo yo
mine got cucked last night and its saying there is no boot drive or some shit like that, so i assume the hard drive is ripd after only like three years of use
>>164757509
Lone sniper? Yes.
>>164757756
>lenovo
Might as well end it
>>164757563
Yeah, there are some in arizona
>d2g says magic ember is le reddit meme
>top tier world pro wins with it
Explain that neckbeards.
>>164757569
Lone Sniper comes with a FREE wild animal that offers vision and keeps the targets in place.
>>164757935
it is a meme though, you can go the usual ember build and shit out magic damage while not falling off lategame like some shitty qop
>>164757882
that might have to be on the table considering how much it will cost to buy a new non shit one and bring it in
>>164757658
above mediocrity meme
>>164757619
why would you play goodsniper when you can play as a tanky dps?
>>164758189
>tanky dps
>counter is to just literally walk away
hmm
>>164757914
Oh damn, nice.
Is the lan over for today?
>>164758289
how can you walk away when you're getting hit by bashes AND roots?
>>164758189
What's wrong with the hud? Not only could it be smaller, but there's just so much unused space here
>>164758289
>406 ms without even popping phaseboots
>literally a persistance hunter because of that mountain of EHP
>>164758517
>>164758553
by not letting that hulking furry heap of shit walk up to me in the first place
Only 9 inches?
>>164758510
yeah, tomorrow it's fnatic vs NP and excrement verses WGU followed by the winner of series 1 verses VP and the winner of series 2 verses Wings.
Sunday will probably be newbee vs DC then Saturday's winners verses each other, and losers/grand finals will be Monday in white people time but I think it's Sunday still over there.
I still don't understand why they did overlapping bo1s when they were prepared to commit to 4 non-overlapping bo3s the next day. These tournament formats are fucky. Might as well make TI6 a bo1 RR and be done with it if you don't like broadcasting games that much.
P E N I S
E
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I
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>>164757996
>>164757935
baka anon
haven't you learned?
a build can be meme AND legit
a legit memebuild
its 2017 now
safelane cent with eth heart dagon is a meme build, but I've seen it been game winning
>>164759323
benis? :-DDD
>>164759323boypucci
>he doesn't like the THICC
Dotards?
>>164759478
General is kill now that esports is over.
>>164759626
but i am gay
>>164759626
Fat guys like fat girls. I'm not a fat guy.
So you can see techies mines now ?
>>164759654
Time to shitpost then
ummm....dota tards?
>>164755849
Reddit is fucking terrible because they only play unranked. Even if you're 3k and you don't play ranked to improve at all then your opinion is complete utter dogshit-- I can't believe even this place is full of unranked shitters. It's seriously just people too afraid to admit they are shit at the game so they stay away from ranked (IE: the only game mode that even matters) because they get "anxiety" for knowing they are fucking useless teammates with no impact
They ruined techies
>>164760263
Ember memebuild came from unranked. Ranked has no innovation and full of the same 20 heroes build the same way.
>>164760451
More like the patch is new and people haven't completely figured stuff out. Unranked is worse than casually playing shit like overthrow, unranked is the only mode I see shitters rage quit and abandon after getting rekt
>>164760302
I think you mean saved
>>164760656
T. Low behaviour score
Why do guides recommend tranquils for slardar?
>>164761032
Best boots
>he goes to honeypot chains like in-and-out
What's an easy way to allow self cast when my items are already binded to alt + key and I'm using quickcast?
>>164759478Can i fuck your boipucci
>>164760206
>Smite WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
>can't even scrape up 50k viewers
literally deader than sc2
>>164760683
How the fuck was he saved ?
You can't insta kill people with mines anymore
>>164760656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2B4AolMWQw
>Not building veil, linken, eblade and dagon on meme ember
>>164761513
>wooooow he cant instakill people if he stacks 10 mines on 1 spot
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>tfw no low t hero
>>164761382no because it will hurt
How do techies mains feel about his rework ?
>>164761856Ill be very gentle.. You could use your mouth at first
>>164761915
>techies mains
>feel
pick one
>>164761749
>windranger
>lina
>crystal maiden
Just a reminder, gayposting wont be tolerated when the racewar begins, degenerates will be on the same boat as shitskins.
>>164762212
>>164761749>pugna
>>164762270
even in this image african-american still manage to look like ape
On other hand jewish and asian posture look kinda elegant.
>>164762451
the asian is a female(male)
and the jews trade is deception, dont forget
>>164762270
Kys loser. The world isn't hollywood
>164762557
hello jew
>>164762270
>he gets triggered this easy
Edgy post of the day
>>164762663
the truth isnt some kind of shitposting, thats your trade
>>164762637
Stormfag "invasions" are pathetic to see desu.
>>164762773
1 person doesnt count as an invasion, no matter how much your insecurities inflate it
Why does the ESL Channel have such a fucking garbage quality?
Is it only on my end?
>>164762773
>muh safe space...
reddit invasions are worse
>>164762746
You are cute. Time will make you grow up.
>>164762974
time will get you hung on a rope aswell, do not worry
On a losing streak lads
>>164763043
What did he mean by this?
Our guy sing is strim dotards!
>>164762937
>SAFE SPACE TRIGGERED MUCH?
This line is so common, it's like 10 cent advertising now. I wish you guys had education beyond buzzwords. I thought I was talking to a sentient being lmfao.
>>164763173
>Sing
>our guy
Choose one. Choose wisely.
>>164762937
>gets triggered by bucci
d2g is not your safe space either
>>164763181
thats why i use it you fuckign idiot.
it triggers retards like you with minimal effort.
>>164763181
he is but a pretender, disregard his reddit boogeyman, degenerate
>>164763213
Sing is our guy.
>>164762974
>mental castration=growing up
oh europe...
>>164763142
Stack with your highly skilled friends to force a win.
>>164762937
>shitskin that literally made Things that BTFO him (Western Anime) illegal just by whining to moot for the entire 2011
you have no right to complain about safespaces, thirdie
ooohhh yaaaa
I don't blowing /pol/ the fuck out. It's better than going to page 6 at least.
>>164763368
Says the guy with the mutilated cock following the eternal kike meme
>>164763368
>he would allow words on a piece of paper to deprive him of Means to Defend Himself and other Natural Rights
i see you are quite experienced on the subject...
>>164763529
What did this degenerate mean by this?
>>164763484
look at it go
Just gonna leave this here.
When does secret play?
>legal guns
Mark of a Cuckold
tfw pizza party
>he gets triggered THIS bad by the bucci posting
Go on anon. The closet exit is that way.
>murdering unborn children
>using the rubber or chemical means of self-extermination
omly protestitards
>fdl is back together
>that faggot ccnc, no beesa, stan king though
it's a bittersweet feel
wtf happened to sing strim
>>164763893
I dont know anon, seems like you're the one getting triggered by based /pol/bros since you literally cant stop going on about JUST how triggered they are.
>announce i'm going offlane
>mark offlane in the map
>there's someone jungling
>hc in mid and hc in safelane
>clearly the only thing we're missing is a support
>last faggot picks fucking void
>goes to the offlane with me and tries to compete cs with me
why are these people allowed to breathe
alternatively
>call mid
>mark mid
>pick a mid
>go mid
>someone else that's been silent through the entire pick and strategy phase buys mid items, says "me mid" and heads for mid
I want a big fat cock in my bucci
>>164764106
Reminder that people who want to climb MMR the hardest advocate for muting everyone at the start of the game.
>>164763935
>he says this while his mother and sister are on the pill getting fucked every night since they turned 12
>>164764158
yeah me too
>>164763771
add chesse and mayonnaise
>>164764225
thats if you are triggered easily
normal people have the ability to simply go 'yeah this guy is annoying/not worth listening to' when someone starts whining instead of premuting
>>164764029
>/pol/
You mean neo/b/?
I'm beginning to think /d2gulag/ was created in a lab somewhere under a project to create the most objectively incorrect community that has ever existed.
Every single opinion they have is wrong, and at the same time they're so fucking insufferably yottatriggered about it. It's unnatural.
>small Catholic girl at work
>goes to church every sunday
>she has a gf
>identifies as bi
Lmaoing at cathcucks
>>164764717
I think gays were a mistake too brother.
>>164764479
No maybe you think that, but it'll demoralize you no matter what. It really is better to premute.
>>164764717
lolwat?
>amount of times rebbit have been BTFO
>>164764717
>furfag
Accepted taste desu
Have you found a cute carry to support?
>>164764885
>It really is better to premute.
fuck no, I've had games lost because some fucktard on my team mutes everything from minute one, and then he can't hear us say simple bits of information that aren't pingable/we didn't ping in time
if I saw a gem and you're walking right into their jungle as a riki while holding our own gem because you think you're hot shit and dont need my intel and we lose a fresh gem and all map vision just because you're a tilting fuck then I'm reporting your ass to the stone age
thats TRUE demoralizing
>>164765143
Your fault for not pinging the gem.
>>164765176
D-Delete this.
Supports aren't men. They're girls(male)!
>protestards complain that catholics can "simply" confess to have their sins forgiven
>while buying into "through faith alone" meme, meaning they think they can have newborn salad orgies every month and still be saved
ltsi4am (LetThat Sin In Four A Moment)...
what's the equivalent for this today
>>164765219
what if gem holder isn't in vision?
>>164765281
Everyone loves orgies especially Catholic girls.
>>164765375
Then you wouldn't know he has it?
>>164758289
>walking away
>pseudorandom root
Nah he's complete bullshit and has been for years.
>i-if youre not protesturd like me you must be catholic
*bass-boosted seinfield laugh track plays*
>>164761647
I didn't know CLQ had any videos from before he went off his meds and deleted fucking everything in a militant quest to be unfunny.
>muh youtube bucks
>they were going to take muh youtube bucks
>>164765437
because I saw it earlier but he didnt see me ping it at that time?
also fuck off its not my responsibility to learn morse code through pinging just so you can have a safe space if you want to win
if you don't care about the game/your teammates go ahead and premute, but if you wanna win then grow some balls and fucking mute people when they start spewing shit, not before
>tfw playing cm
>we are breaking the enemy high ground
>fight goes wrong and the carry and me are left alone and at low health against the enemy ember
>I root him and the carry kills him
>win
>carry tells me I played well
>I ask him if I can stack with him in the future
>he says yes and I add him in steam
>then I ask him if he'll be okay with fucking my boipucci
>he unfriends me
Tfw alone. Why are people so mean?
>>164765724
>because I saw it earlier but he didnt see me ping it at that time?
Nah, wouldn't happen to me.
best game of ESL so far?
>>164765896
naga vs tb
dc vs wings game 2
>>164765896
Whichever one was playing in the background while I banged your mom.
>>164765893
you're still making it a pain in the ass to play with. others can never know if you know the same thing they know. pings and chat weel are nice, but sometimes you want to clear shit up, and you want to make sure you're on the same page. people who premute might aswell be a fucking peruvian or russian in my games, but atleast they can understand simple words that i can type instead of finding convoluted ways of saying it through pings and chatwheeling
Dotards?€!
>>164766147
I only get tilted by people that speak english.
>>164766012
I thought it was bo1. hope our lads pulled through in the end
What was the LD meme build i missed it
>>164765335
Meepo
is it haram to fall in love with a lesbian?
How do I play puck without being crippled by LMAOnoDAMAGE
>>164760206
i'm sorry what
>>164766430
no, under the condition that you rape her straight
t. abdul ismail
>>164766556
>spettatori
what shit language is that
>>164766641
is pizza pasta you ameritard
>>164766556
>spettatori
its forlatts all over again
>>164766451
Build:
- Desolator
- Deadalus
- Second Deadalus
- MKB
>>164766451
blink dagger into 3 rapier
>>164765809
delete that fucking image from your computer, for i will bust a vein if i'm reminded of the blue-balls i suffered from that shit
>>164766851
xd epic anon :^)
The fuccbois are almost back!
>>164765335
VISAGE
>>164767147
>>164767147
our guy trixi is back :DDDD
could someone tell me
why do poeple like dota 2
because i would really like to kown
>>164767147
was any of these shitters ever good at dota except for qojqva for like a month?
>teammate with the lowest mmr goes mid
>lose
How surprising
>>164767147
TROELLING FOR VICTIMS
>>164767552
it's a masked dating network for gays and fuccbois in general
>>164767580
Being good were not what old fnatic were about
why is hotd suddenly viable on dark seer?
>>164767580
era was very good
hanni was alright
synd was a meme (decent captain tho)
trixi is a literal god of dota
>>164767658
It's not , Kys degenerate
>>164767776
because hotd is now a support item
>being a `human` being who lacks blue or green eyes
i haven't been in contact with dota since boston. everything feels too different. was dota actually made better with 7.0?
>>164767147
oh shit will BenQ sponsor them?
>>164767912
we're not keeping it a secret anymore? I can rename my desktop icon
back to "sauna boys xxx"?
>>164767926
explain
>>164768093
>explain
Are you retarded or something?
>>164768180
i dont know anything about what changed with the patch, now Im watching vods from today and MSS gets hotd on DS. this would not have happened in 6.88. I'm asking about dota on a website dedicated to fanmade tapestries and table cloths with dota themed imagery
My own hats distract me from playing the game. I don't care about other's hats, when I play with hats, I lose.
>>164768367
Doesn't give lifesteal
Doesn't build into satanic
Builds from Headress
As per usual it only took a massive change in an item for people to realize what it was capable of doing before was utterly broken
>>164767147
TRIXI DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>164767982
ye
>could've just searched Google about the new HotD
>hmmm let me ask about it on a mongolian cartoon imageboard instead of searching it on my own
>>164768367
Why do you want us to spoonfeed you when you can just fucking google it
>>164768483
that's messed up
>>164768569
because youre all so fucking busy right now in between having to walk back to the microwave to get your hot pocket and waiting for the refractory period on your erection to be over so you can fap to cartoon children again
>>164768503
context?
Does anyone enjoy getting ravaged?
>>164767912
Hah, get a load of this kidder.
>gameshitters
>>164768724
You're wrong. I only fap to cute carries like u
>He isn't watching Sing strim
What's your excuse?
>>164768734
Homosuck ending I guess.
>>164768975
Waiting for my steam bf to finish pooping so we can stack.
Best lycan build in seven point zero?
>>164769273
Uninstalling
dotards?
I did it! I won with meepo!
>>164768975
>you will never play dota with sing on your team
FeelsBadMan
>>164769273
Treads, armlet, deso, ac, bkb
I don't like getting necro 3 anymore
>>164768975
sing went full twitch cancer a long while ago
How do get friends to stack with?
>>164766683
uh what's wrong
>>164769523
you look online for pictures of real men
you compare yourself to those pictures
you realize you're pretending to be a little girl because you're too weak of a human being to do anything to better yourself
you take your own life
>>164769751
T. Anita Sarkeesian giving men unrealistic standards to strive for.
If you are reading this, SURPRISE, you have been mugged by the game losing memehero of farm vacuuming
Game losses due to shitty mid teammates will come to you unless you post "Report this fucking Tinker" in this thread
@164770149
it's only fun if you post it as an image
>>164770229
@
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Is meepo a fast way to lose if you're less than 2k?
>>164770452
No it's a slow way to lose
>when your support rubick builds dragon lance
wat do?we lost btw
>>164770489
>support rubick spent 1900 gold to tank up
>we lost because of it
Blame the mid.
>>164770489
Get good so you don't lose next time
Can you imagine getting paid for talking absolute bullshit for 20 minutes?
These personalities are living the life
name one str hero that has mana problems. you can't do it
Which hero is the best way to gloriously lose?
>>164770837
Timbersaw
>>164770837
>playing str heroes
garbage tier main attribute
Dead thread
Dead game
>>164770867
there's no such thing
>>164770940
aight u got me pham but I bet you cant name another one
7 slotted timbersaw is raid boss tier. Singsing is killing everyone 1v5 and didn't even get down to 20% health
>>164771091
Huskar
>>164771171
i don't believe it. we're looking for heroes that need to build items to compensate for their manapool/be able to use their skills as much as they want. huskar needs to be mindful of how to use his skill but doesn't need to itemise for mana
>tfw everyone around singsing dies but he almost can't
1v9 dota
>>164771168
>>164771460
>watching singsing
My condolences.
>>164771548
i love singsing though
>>164761647
>dogshit unranked players who know literally nothing and keep posting their shit opinion
it's not a reddit staple, we also have at least one, that retard with his carry abaddon
>Getting rax'd by a pudge
Uh dotards?
>singsing can't carry 2 girls
This is why girls can't play dota.
>>164771904
why are girls so bad at video games
What's your longest match?
>>164771989
They can only think of getting bigger penis
>Party up with girls
>Lose
>>164771989
>>164772286
>>164771904
#NOTALLWOMEN
#WOMENCANBEFUNNYIT'S2017
fuck off goobergobbers
>>164756553
but that's wrong? y u haf to be mad?
>A solo pudge managed to take two lanes of barracks
Explain this dotards
>>164767147
FUG :DDDDD
Serious talking, I'm so fucking happy this is happening.
>>164772539
Girls
>>164767147
>little whiner hanni somehow back in the scene
no nepotism guys only talent
singsing lost you guys.
He fucking lost.
>>164773046
>unironically watching team queue trash with two loud vaginas
>PA easily deleting a 35 armour 3.8k hp with 20 reactive armour stacks
Nice hero dotards. She's fucking OP
>>164768975
I'm 18+
Age you must have to be on this board fyi,
>>164772356
Kys nigger cuck
>>tumblr
>>164773192
ghost + tp out
1550 gold to counter a hero
>Singsing queueing another game
Isn't he tired after that shitshow of 1v9?
>>164773391
Who was that guy who destroyed singsing and his 9 teammates ?
>>164773263
ironic shitposting aside,
how'd you know I was black though
>>164767147
I have waited so long to use this again.
the reason singsing can't find a pro team is because he builds whatever item he wants on whatever hero he randoms every game. With that meme attitude he won't get a team that can tolerate his bullshit
Any esports to watch right now?
>>164773790
who is that guy? and what context is this?
I didn't follow that pro scene before ti4
>no more comfy singsing queuing with bamboe and comewithme, now every time it's a constant stack of attention whores
his stream went to shit around 2013
realtalk puppey solo queue stream was objectively the best
>>164773816
And probably because he's a retard of epic proportion.
I wouldn't tolerate an asian screaming in my ears 20/24 7/7 anymore than having a variety streamer doing meme builds on smurfs in my team.
>>164767147
Why are they named January 25th?
>>164773783
You are white
Absolute newfag here. I'd like to start Dota but I'm also scared that if I do I get hooked and will waste even more of my time playing vidya. I used to waste hundreds of hours on WoW and some shitty antique F2P MMO...
wat do?
Which community is worse?
Dotabuff or Reddit
>>164774242
dota is the 45 minute version of WoW so it's pretty easy to stop playing after one game. You will still get addicted though
>>164774242
are you white?
>>164774413
Not when you -25 in a whole bunch of games in quick succession.
>>164774413
ok I guess it can't hurt to try the tutorial
>>164774242
Download Dota.
Do Tutorials, queue for a match.
Watch Smurf #1 pick invoker mid.
Watch Smurf #2 pick pudge and arguing with invoker on who goes mid.
Watch Smurf #3 pick slark
Watch Smurf #4 pick riki
Then you will see sup sup sup sup written in chat that mean you have to take a sup, take wtf you want, will probably not be a sup.
Smurf #2 and #3 will probably write wtf no sup gg
Game begin, smurf #1 will write wtf no courier gg buy courier plz
Pudge and invoker will ping each other mid for about 1 min until one decide to leave
30 sec later the one who stayed mid will be ganked and start to ping frantically
Then you will see in chat "We need wards"
After 10 min mid will be at something like 6 death, slark will try to invade ennemy jungle, get ganked and dies, he will start to ping the map frantically and then you will see in chat "We need wards".
Between 10 and 15 minutes and about 10 death later, one of the guy in your time will leave.
"This game is safe to leave"
Try it desu it's a nice a game.
>>164761032
If you play Slardar as an offlaner, and get tranqs, it allows you to have the movement speed with sprint to get a gank off or a multi man stun.
Plus the sustain is nice with the damage amp from sprint.
>>164773951
Era, carry for the Fantic.EU Dota 2.
They basically wanted to get rid of him because he had mental illness related to flying and stuff, so they tried to replace him with Xcalibur and lock him out of TI4.
It envolved the Fnatic org as a whole, Fly and n0tail.
https://www.dotabuff.com/blog/2017-01-03-where-have-all-the-dota-esports-organizations-gone
>Before winning $500,000 for their 2nd place finish at the Boston Major, the Greek team Ad Finem made a total of $31,915 in the previous year. Were they $500,000 better? That’s the case with many teams who get a chance to compete at Valve events. The tournament is their break, and their team lives or dies whether they get that chance. Without paychecks, they’re looking for their big payday. The sustainability of Dota depends on the ability of players to make a living from playing the game. The top players are certainly doing well. But the majority of players, from teams like Ad Finem, who are well capable of competing, but if they don’t get the chance, then they’re just scraping by. Out of 753 documented player earnings in 2016, 575 players, or 76%, made less than $11,770, the poverty salary line for the US. Yes, the list has non-professionals, but it's also populated with top players like NutZ and DkPhobos, some who just had bad luck with team stability. It remains that the game pays lucratively only for a handful of players, comfortably for another subset, and meagerly for everyone else.
Dota will die because the establishment (EG, NP, Secret, Alliance, etc) are taking all the cash and nobody else can enter the scene.
>>164774242
Pick techies
best hero
how good are the following items on spirit breaker, assuming you already have treads+bkb+mom+armlet
>orchid/bloodthorn
>echo
>blademail
>halberd
>skadi
>shadowblade/silver edge
>>164775000
>wahh im bad at my profession give me money
>>164775000
Nah there will always be fresh up-coming blood that tries to enter the scene.
Dota will die because the only money comes from Volvo jewfunding. Theres no real 3rd party organisation willing to pump lucrative money into Dota.
>>164775230
>In 2016, Dota 2 tournament winnings totaled $36.4 million, greater than the winnings of the next 4 games combined: Counter Strike: Global Offensive ($17.3m), League of Legends ($10.2m), Heroes Of The Storm ($4.6m), and Call of Duty: Black Ops III ($3.7m). With the introduction of the Majors, injecting another $9 million a year (the first being in 2015), the 2016 total prize pool for Dota 2 accounted for 39.5% of Dota’s all-time winnings ($92.2m). There’s more money than before for pro players, yet it’s still a high risk, high reward scenario for anyone who wants to become a pro in Dota.
so the top 575 players are bad? They are the top 0.00000001% of the playerbase and you're the armchair psychologist calling them bad
>>164775000
There's nothing wrong with that, the only thing wrong is the invite system. Only the winner of the last event should be invited. TI -> TI, Major -> Major
Based Ruru
>pick Luna and but Butterfly
>two enemy cores buy MKB
Is the correct choice to replace Butterfly with AC?
>>164775267
all the money from compendiums and hats are coming from goyim and being sent straight to valve. Third party orgs don't get rich from the players the same way. Are you implying they should pump money into dota for free?
>>164775539
only if the remaining 3 enemies are magic damage heroes
Search for "Dota 2 But everything explodes on Death" in custom games
I'll be waiting for you famalamas
>>164775000
I wish there was communism in dota
>>164775267
> Theres no real 3rd party organisation willing to pump lucrative money into Dota.
Used to be alot of them before reddit/EE/RTZ started crying about having to play 8 hour a day every two days.
>MUH OVERSATURATION
>>164775356
most people aren't playing this game as a profession you retard
Do people still hate techies as much as before 7.00 ?
>>164775438
>Get fuck chinese beta codemonkey at PW.
>Steall admin API key
>Spy on teams since the end of TI3 at least(Worse TI for China Ever)
>??
>Profit
>>164775983
there's still 700 players that give up alot of shit to play in a team. Meanwhile, EE, n0lans, rtz, fear are the only ones making money. And they're making really good money and get invited to every lan while everyone else has to quit.
>>164774413
>dota is the 45 minute version of WoW
couldnt be FURTHER from TRUTH
reminder gabe is a wowcuck and valves psychologist used WoW examples in his presentation on manipulating the goyim and the societoy (society + toy)
WoWcucks are KILLING this game
>>164776350
How do I get good with techies ?
>>164776350
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOM
>>164776584
develop autism
get into low prio
congrats youre now a top 10% techies
>>164776258
>Meanwhile, EE, n0lans, rtz, fear are the only ones making money.
http://www.esportsearnings.com/games/231-dota-2/top-players
quite a bit of them do ok, even a failure like Sing managed to do quite well
>>164776584
Watch some high mmr games with techies in them to get an idea for how mines and blastoff are used now
Typically put proximity mines
>in trees where enemies will walk by without seeing them. you can try to overlap detonation circles like a venn diagram in choke points. if you're offlaning and feeling like a dick, tp to lane and plant mines in trees level 1. it probably wont kill them but it'll harass them like hell and make your lane a lot safer
>up hills where enemies will trigger them before they can see them. if you're feeling saucy, put two on each side of a ramp and a stasis to trigger just as they reach uphill so they'll be in the overlap point
>directly on top of a stasis trap, they have an identical trigger radius. just a level 1 stasis will typically hold someone in place long enough to detonate it, and that only costs 80 mana
Spam the shit out of stasis traps, especially if you're against heroes that roots are good against. They last forever and have no upper limit.
Blastoff can be used as a free fountain trip plus free harass if you're low on health and can spend your unreliable gold. Blastoff has like a 30 second cooldown, much lower than old suicide.
>>164776584
techies used to wreck slark/jug when suicide and mines were phys damage
>try carry lich meme
>it actually works really well
wtf i love lich now
>Guy shouts and complains all game over the mic about how the team is shit while being the worst player and losing the entire game for us
Death is not good enough for these people
>>164767427
You know this pic is fantasy because Kalle has a full head of hair
>>164777592
So you can't stack mines on top of each other like before ?
>new team gets announced
>it's just a reshuffle of some oldguards
Ad Finem 2.0 when?
>>164778348
You can't stack proximity mines, but you can stack remote mines.
In exchange, proximity mines deal a ton of damage. 750 damage each at level 4, as much as a level 3 remote mine with aghs. They can instagib some unlucky supports that walk by. They're very useful for waveclear and farming at every point in the game. If you put one just behind a tower, they'll auto-clear the current wave of melee creeps whent they reach the tower.
Proximity mines don't explode on death, and die to a single attack from literally anything, so don't place them out in the open for no reason. Some people don't know this and will just try to run from them, take advantage of those retards if possible.
You think the third desolator blades on the sf arms will ever be fixed?
>>164778314
A blog is just one perspective.
>>164778815
in like 4 months after someone on reddit notices and complains about it
>>164778803
Is there a way to trap and kill enemies with proximity mines ?
>>164774063
As far as screaming goes, he's pretty tame compared to other shit. He channels his inner chink caster whenever he does something good.
>>164776465
looks like they made this game
>>164776465
Mounts when?
>>164779902
when does viper get a horse
>>164779565
Ramp traps like this tend to be effective early game, if you get enough space to be aggressive with them. They'll walk up the ramp into the overlap point, where the stasis roots them, and they take about 1500 magic damage. That's more than enough to kill almost every hero at level 7. Stack some remotes in the middle for more damage as the game goes on.
Even if they realize the trap is there, it's still map denial, which techies is very good at. They can easily deter ganks by trapping every ramp and choke point to give away or turn around potential rotations.
>>164780192
he doesnt need a horse now, his wings are now okpost the image, i dont have it saved
>>164779565
>>164778803
>>164778103
>>164777592
>>164776732
>>164776717
>>164776584
>>164776350
>>164775721
>>164775042
Holy fluffy cunny.
This, right here? This is fluffy cunny. Not 4chan "lel flafi cani :DDDD" fluffy cunny, no. This is legitimate, pure fluffy cunny. This is what mothers everywhere love when they find out they're pregnant. This is what parents are ready to adopt such greatness". This is what Midwest American cunnyposters think comes as a result of redemption. This is what creates families. This is what kids think of when they hear "cunny". This is fucking fluffy cunny. You are so fucking fluffy.
I'm so happy you bring this fluffy cunny in here again and again and again. You listen here you cunnyposter: THIS. IS. FLUFFY. CUNNY. It's so cute and charming and something that gives people a boner, it's the best time spent, space spent, and an eyecandy. You make me horny, really really proud about the state of my generation, where the hell is our world gonna go if it isn't run by brilliant cunnyminds like you that have SO MUCH originality and SO MUCH creative drive ? You contribute to everything to this board, everything for your fellow peers. You are the smartest, my fluffy little friend, you are a shining star of brilliance and epiphany. You gather the people around you and bless them with your fluffy posts. Your very existence is inspiring this world of all things good. Don't leave this place, upgrade your computer to cunnypost more, and give money to someone without one so they can cunnypost too.
I am legitimately so fluffy right now.
>>164774827
Jesus Christ, I'm having flashbacks to games from today.
> calibrate way too early and end up at 1200 solo mmr
>be support Treant
>try to steal first jungle rune
> Juggernaut all chats "hi pa" and "nice disguise" to the PA and the Monkey that's changed his form, giving away my position
>survive encounter
> game clock reads 15 minutes and I go top lane to get some last his and use living armor to keep buildings and heroes safe
> chaos knight comes and auto attacks the creep wave out
> tell him "just go for last hits"
> he responds "stfu or ur muted"
> he abandons lane and doesn't try to hit the tier 2 tower
>i port mid to where a fight starts happening
> keep using living armor on cooldown on tower and leech seeding to keep these idiots alive
> we win
Of the 3 or 4 games I've played in ranked today, this was the least frustrating.
God, I wish I could recalibrate.
>>164780321
>>164780469
thanks senpai
why doesn't dota2 have it's own board?
>>164780469
haHAA so RANDOM LOL
7.05
Game Mechanics:
- All heroes now have their own mounts that can be ridden for a MS increase
- Heroes that already had mounts are now on foot
- Introduced racial and gender bonuses
- Max level increased to 100
- Map size quintupled
- Several new raid bosses added to the map
- Hats now provide stat bonuses
- Items now drop at random from enemies
- Several new npcs added to the map with quests
- Bases are now considered a non-pvp zone
- added dedicated pve servers
>>164780742
begone child
>>164774998
got a link to this blog post the comic is mentioning?
>>164780840
>- Hats now provide stat bonuses
This would be the last straw. If they add such blatant pay-to-win bullshit, I'd be done.
>>164780454
Go carry ember
>>164781294
>such blatant ptw bullshit
Are yo uimplying there is already not such blatant ptw bullshit?
>>164780882
hold on i made the image BETTER LOL
L O L
O
L
>>164781294
it's only +1 to INT calm down :^)
>>164780840
I kind of wish there was a retardedly strong ultra raid boss, just to meme teams even harder.
>>164781405
nice image /b/ro really captured the cancer that you brought moder gulag
>>164770149
imgood
>>164762175
This
>>164781405
thank god we have drawfriends to capture such EPIC moments for us :)
>>164781417
This will be the defense. Fuck p2w apologists.
>tfw you want to learn how to play techies but don't want to get banned for playing the game
Anyone wants to trade LC arcana vs SF arcana?
I have LC.
>>164781404
There is a little in the form of certain terrain packs showing juke spots in the trees, and that's fucked up, but not quite blatant. They at least try to hide their p2w.
>>164781469
>if you kill Rosh 4 times he spawns super Rosh
>If you kill super Rosh he'll fight for you
>>164782197
Quite true actually, forgot about that.
Have you ever grown to like a hero after hating it initially?
>>164782327
i have a better idea m8
>super rosh drops aegis that gives you a dd and + 40 movespeed while you posess the aegis
>>164781967
Why would anyone want to play as him
He is useless
>obvious account buyer as my carry
>entire team flaming him
>"how can you tell i bought this account"
>1/7
>at the end of the game offlaner says "i bought my account too, it was 5.2, but i dont belong here, so i have been dropping"
>>164782387
I learned to love monkey king when he gives me free wins and not a single fucking person picked him in my last 15 games
>>164782387
Techies ?
>>164782553
wow what a nice honest guy
should be commended :^)
>>164782553
I don't understand account buyers
Your MMR is your MMR because that's how good you are
>>164782715
Hum no, as a millenial, I deserve a trophy (meaning play games with RTZ) because I'm special, I can feel it.
>>164782553
what if everyone started at 10k mmr and you dropped down to your true mmr
>>164781049
http://fnatic.com/content/96135/ti4-closing-words-from-era-fnatic
>>164782864
Then no one would play to stay at 10k and everyone would go to the international and receive millions.
Think before you post.
>>164782864
>what if shit players just kept losing until they reach their true mmr
wow great way of eliminating 90% of the playerbase dumbass, nobody wants a losestreak
>Pick Nyx
>Enemy instantly picks OD
It's happened twice today, is this a new trend or just coincidence?
>>164782864
what if you killed yourself
>>164783079
i think youre just playing against retards
>>164781326
I prefer to support because I don't trust anyone else to do it well, but I'll hear you out. Why ember?
This is the Dota 2 world we are in...
Why are there multiple buildings that regen faster than fountain in the middle of the map
>>164780259
Cool , thanks techies
>>164783292
Qwak qwak
>>164783998
dont be mean anon
>>164783385
Every general has at least 1 degenerate that spams shit every thread
>>164784318
>complains about degeneracy
>on 4chan
Your safe space is that way anon
Is it normal to have a feeling to puke playing Dota after eating? You know what I mean?
>>164784519
no?
>>164784219
>Lone_druid_aghs.gif
>>164784587
Not really vomit, more like nauseous sick feeling
>>164784771
go to a doctor nigga
>>164784945
Maybe I've eaten too much and the food got stuck
do I have to buy the champions in this game in order to play them
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You're not getting (you)s for this you fucking shit baitteer
>>164785124
if it happens often just go to a doctor nigga, and stop eating too much you piggu
>>164785124
Stay hydrated,
>>164780454
>calibrate way too early
I fucking love that meme
you're gonna have to get gud anyway there is no such thing as "calibrating too early", it's one of those excuses shitlers give themselves
>>164785164
no, you have to buy good teammates in this game instead :^)
>>164785259
>build centered around bladefury dps
>not taking movement speed
Are you a retarded man?
>>164785456
muh free eblade dps
can someone capture the awesome moment of magic damage ember in a meme image?
Should I take it even further?
>>164782197
The new monkey king terrain actually makes the juke spots harder to see
>>164786106
TI6 terrain on radiant side is what he's referring to
literally free 9000 damage
tell me why you aren't playing caster jug
Could you beat puppey in a fight d2g?
>>164786785
Because one of the great things about the hero is that he can just spin and hit towers and that build isn't particularly good for it.
>>164787286
fuck no have you seen how tall that rabid fucker is?
>>164787348
wtf
>>164786785
Because your niche building a hero for his level 25 talent
>>164787348
Is this how you have sex?
>>164787815
Come over and try it out yourself
>tfw KALLE is back
> play with friend and her friend
> he buys orchid against SS, nice
> doesn't show up to team fights
> becomes toxic as fuck to our SK and me suddenly
guess im not playing with him again
>>164787815
That's what you do before sex until she's limp.
>>164788980
LONDON
>more than 3 months until Kiev
My life is unbearable without digital sports.
>>164788980
>friend and her friend
>he buys orchid
wut
>>164789947
>friend [female] and her friend [male]
Are you retarded?
>>164789515
Free Tool
What went wrong ? We lost :(
>when some rando wants to play with you and you take 3 weeks to decide if you want to
I still don't know if I should or shouldn't
>>164790826
they literally had 5 carries you let them farm too much
>>164790826
how the fuck did you let them farm lmao
>>164790826
You had a strong early and mid game and it looks like lc fucked you so you couldn't end before they all came on line
>>164790826
>distruptor with more damage than an LC AND Mk
>>164791202
five enemy cores
zero bkbs
>8 hours
>460 posts
>page 7
>dead as fuck
just let this be the last one already
good mornoon dotards
>>164793782
IT'S EVENING YOU GODDAMN RETARD
>>164793782
Don't you have QBs to torture,Homu?
digital chaos is the best dota 2 team. the best.
>>164794281
>>164794630
DUDE WEED
>>164794630
you mean
>pic related
OUR BOY ARTOUR (THAT REDDIT HATES) IS STREAMING
>>164794809
pls do not post sajadene. my doctor has tld me it is not good to be this erect
>>164794869
based
>>164794630
why is he burning one of those cute glass vials that the paper roses at liquor stores come in?
>dumb anime steam profile pic
what did he mean by this
>>164795078
r*ddit hates anime profile pics so it makes sense
you people (loose definition of the term) have problems
>This Ember veil shit.
Possibly the most stupid shit ever created by Valve.
Fuck this game.
i watch this game now and i don't understand anything. is laning still good? whats the deal with all the bounty runes? what the FUCK is the deal with shrines? this is not the dota I know, this is not the dota I love. I don't understand anything about this dota.
>>164795298
>root/stun
>right click
>dead ember spirit
>>164795339
Kills give the most gold. Towers/roshan give the second most gold. Laning gives the third most gold. Bounty runes give the fourth most gold. Jungling gives the least amount of gold.
Guess what people do the most? They kill and push towers to end at 20 mins.
>>164782515
that is delusional thinking. pls stop senpai
>>164787348
the fuck is this
What the fuck is the point of templar assassin
This cunt seems useless to me, none of her abilities are worth shit
>>164795594
I would have guessed that jungling would be better what with the bounty rune just being there
>>164795625
daniil, I shutin u up
WHEN IS THE BATTLE PASS
>>164795740
killing people
check waga's stream if you want to see someone play her properly
>>164795849
tomorrow
>>164795849
why? you aren't going to buy it are you?
>>164795740
>What the fuck is the point of templar assassin
for sfm porn (futa) (straight)
>>164776184
>Valve had nothing to do
reddit?
i'm considering suicide now
>>164795950
Fucking how though
She gets shit on by everyone damage wise
>>164795950
>actually recommending anyone to watch waga's stream
>>164796353
You aren't even at the point of playing dota man, just find another game or play unranked
WHY IS BUYING AETHER LENS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU HAVE FUCKING BOOTS IN YOUR INVENTORY!?!?!
I DONT WANT FUCKIN ARCANE BOOTS
>>164796353
please tell me how i can get out of there. I'm spamming abaddon but it doesn't help. before 7.00 i could spam omni and stay at 1.2k...
>>164796353
>now
pleb
>>164796547
lock boots nigger
>>164796353
Buy an account or play with 3k mmr friends like I do. I'm actually not that bad of a player in your skill range with more hours than mmr. I've played a game of carry and a game of support with 3k< players and I wasn't that bad of a burden.
>he doesn't play phase boots > shivas > skadi necro
Remind me why there's not a surrender button
>>164796519
tell me, without memes, what's wrong with waga's stream
>>164796705
Valve believes you should never give up. I have to say that I believe the same thing these days. I don't give up anymore.
>>164796519
>the gif is just him facing the camera
>with glasses on
this makes no emotional sense
you can just post that gif to literally any post ever made on 4chan and it would make sense. because you cant tell the man's reaction. eyes are apart of the reaction. he "has no eyes"
what a stupid fucking gif, please delete
>>164796807
When there's one fed faggot that's shitting on all your team all you're doing is wasting time.
>>164796705
but there is
>>164796875
He might overextend and grant you a cumback or a fun game.
>>164796667
my friends are only 2k, but it's the same as your situation. guess how depressing it is then playing solo and dropping the mmr because you team can't do basic things. seems like no longer solo for me then :(
>tfw Soe will never know how much you love her
>>164797008
The chance of that is tiny
What are the best heroes for a female (male) to play?
>>164760263
just as a meme, and I'm sure these numbers are similar in dota, but the NA playerbase in league only has like 30% of it's population playing ranked. The rest play unranked.
Compared to korea, where like 80% of the population, on a much more populated server than NA's, play ranked
USE is literally unplayable
Valve has done nothing to address this
LGD.Ruru literally was caught for cheating
Valve has done nothing to address this
Account buyers, intentionally feeding, etc are destroying this game
Valve has done nothing to address this
The report system can put a player in LP for playing techies, but not for actually feeding
Valve has done nothing to address this
is USE always this autistic?
>>164797308
No one at valve does anything anyways other than screw around and watch their pockets fill up with millions each day
>>164797308
just shut up and buy the arcana and map you stupid cattle
also make sure you have some money left for the next battle pass
i'm not going to tell you this twice
>>164797569
US East?
>>164797569
hmm i wonder
>>164797308
it took valve 10 days to address the iBP thing from when the article came out
ruru thing was 8 days ago so a-any day n-now...
>>164797916
They've known about it since november
Oracle in Mid: Yes/No
>>164797916
>8 days ago
lmao
>>164798272
>>164798197
fugg :-DDDDDDDD
>>164798272
ok thanks
>""""mage"""" ember with a veil lets a teammate die right beside him
>what the fuck man you could've engaged and saved him
>>look at my mana pool idiot
>don't you have autoattacks? you're a carry, what the fuck
>this is the new way to play ember
i almost abandoned the match then and there
>>164798272
kek
>>164798272
>>164798482
how do you know that valve hasn't done anything?
>>164798643
It's valve.
>>164797308
>USE is literally unplayable
works for me and many others, valve cant fix the fact you have a shit computer/net
>muh account buyers
such a small % of the player base, has no impact what so ever
>The report system can put a player in LP for playing techies, but not for actually feeding
He probably got put there for troll picking when his team clearly asked him not to pick that unviable trash and he didnt get his desired role
>>164798713
yes but what do we actually know aside from what the betting website guy posted?
I'm on an 8 game losing streak. Who is literally free MMR so I can get it back?
>>164798495
being spell oriented doesnt prevent any hero from using their attacks
either tales from the sub2k or anti-veil disinfo
>>164776184
isn't there like alottafudd in items thing in the middle?
algo anons, couldn't ve volvo benefit from this by, gee i dunno, sueing sombedy, blaming somebody else? sounds like something they might do..
>>164798864
solo off weaver
hotd luna
carry venge
How come there are no summoned units that move like planes? Imagine how Phoenix moves during sun ray with toggled movement, except much faster.
>>164798801
more like cult.period.
>>164798864
not trolling, you might wanna check out pos3 bloodcyka with HotD.
>>164798801
>shitpost
>get warned
How could this happen?
>general gets only a dozen posts each hour
>arteezy stream only 12k viewers at prime time
>no communication from valve
guys how do we stop valve from killing this game like they did to tf2 ;_;
>>164798804
>valve shills believe all this
>valve shills think that peruvians and hispanics plaguing USE isn't an issue
>>164799237
>2007
>shitpost
>moot laughs
>2017
>shitpost
>REPORTED WARNED AND BANNED THIS IS THE YEAR OF SAFETY AND YOU'RE INVADING MY SAFE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>164796667
the good old "I played with higher ranked people and I don't think I was so shit" excuse
first off, you were shit, you're just too dogshit to notice it
second, they pull out most of the hard work for you anyway by applying pressure and making calls for your stupid ass
>>164799357
I play in south america at 260 ping and enjoy it despite being from EU west. Dunno what your problem is.
>>164799384
shitposting is a art
>>164799530
If I constantly win games with them and they say I'm alright, then I'm doing something right. same reason jacky mao still has a team and captains it.
>>164799237
I bet you weren't even around for classic BTS lmao beta cuck
>pick skywrath mid
>team instanting gets all passive aggressive
>"haha sky carry gg! xd"
what the fuck?
I've lost all interest in this game.
RIP.
Where do we go when this game dies?
Icefrog has left wc3. That's not an option anymore.
>>164799674
>implying bts got better
surprisinglyas if lmaoit managed to get worse
>>164799728
maybe dont pick the worst hero in the game in the most important role than idk maybe
>>164791158
Wat if HoD instead of vlads for am
>>164799808
sc2
>>164799748
yet not on le waifu board
>no love
>>164799915
>instead of vlads
But AM doesn't get vlad's in the first place.
>>164799728
It ain't 2012. Valve/icefrog is forcing their League agenda, and 90% of the time all heroes have a set role. Skywrath is a position 5.
It's pretty sad because all the one dimensional heroes were created by guinsoo and all the versatile heroes with multiple roles were created by icefrog. He has betrayed himself.
>>164799728
Tell them to fuckoff back to LoL next time.
>>164799957
Everyone from sc2 is jumping to broodwar. But broodwar has terrible graphics. I'm not playing that again unless I want nostalgia.
>>164799728
youre going to get reported and sent to lp
its the norm now
thank you based reddit for the new report system
>>164799384
i agree
people are trying to turn 4chan into a forum, only thing left is forced IDs and then this site might as well be dead
>Liquid vs Secret vs Fatastack vs NewC9
EU qualifiers are gonna be entertaining but all these teams should be at the major desu.
>>164799384
>reposting stale pasta
this was always shit
AHOY FUCK-O's THERE'S A GIVEAWAY INCOMING
These items will not be tradeable or giftable until January 12th
THE FIRST TEN ITEMS WILL BE GIVEN OUT ON JANUARY 12TH AT 9PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME ON D2G
(Only ten because there's a gift limit. 10 gifts every 24 hours. The time of the next giveaway will be given during the first giveaway)
Take a look at the items below and see what you might like! See you then!
Total Items to be Given Out: 51
1x Demon Hunter Arcana (Shadow Fiend)
2x Unfettered Malevolence (Night Stalker)
2x Fatal Bloom (Venomancer)
2x Ethereal Monarch (Puck)
1x Guilt of the Survivor (Anti Mage Rare)
2x Sacred Light (Omniknight)
1x Kindred of the Umizar Crawler (Slark)
3x Opus of the Vizier Exile (Dark Seer)
2x Corridan Maestro (Storm Spirit)
2x Infernal Rambler (Lion)
1x Pilgrimage of the Bladeform Asthete (Juggernaut Very Rare)
1x Elemental Imperator (Spirit Breaker Rare)
1x Silent Edict (Silencer)
1x Eldritch Gnarl (Treant Protector
3x Portents of the Elder Myth (Winter Wyvern)
3x Primeval Predator (Bloodseeker)
4x Province of the Psion Inquisitor (Templar Assassin)
4x Order of the Wandering Flame (Ember Spirit)
2x Forbidden Knowledge (Lich)
1x Grim Reformation (Undying Rare)
2x Trials of the Blackguard Magus (Invoker)
2x Ritual of the Dreadborn Regent (Wraith King)
2x Truebark Adherent (Nature's Prophet)
2x Dark Moon Stalker (Luna)
2x The Fractured Order (Meepo)
1x Mark of the Bloodmoon (Lycan)
>>164800542
the only shit here is (you)
>>164800532
Their own fault for not playing in any tournaments and try to get invited
new OG got invited to Boston despite being 2/5 just because thye went to MDL and got 3rd, same for newbee
>>164800490
It is a forum, just with meme creation and shit. Too bad all the memeproducers left. Now there's no content.
>>164799667
you "constantly" win game with them because they game puts other dog fucking shit players in front of you to balance the MMR
>then I'm doing something right
they are your friends, they don't want to hurt your feefees
>>164800682
wait, so your friends are nice with you while playing dota? fuck, mines creams like crazy when shits tart to happend
>Hey bud, let's hit the shrine.
>>164800651
How do we participate? Do we leave ign and what we want, will you drop your name on the 12th?
I'd really like that Undying set
>>164796353
I LOST AGAIN
FINE I WILL FINALLY DELETE DOTA. FUCK PLAYING SOLO FUCK PLAYING WITH FRIEDS FUCK DOTA
>>164800963
>let's get a shower together
why aren't you playing veil radiance ember spirit right now?
>>164800068
>skywrsth position 5
What the fuuuuck? Seriously?
>>164801405
because im playing veil mjlionir instead
>>164766451
Build dagon and ethereal blade, like everyone with a brain does.
>>164799384
>2007
>shitpost
>cucks laugh, repost it on /b/ and ebaumsworld
>2016
>shitpost
>iron fist of glorious nippon
>>164801405
the only things that seems meme bout this is the veil tho
>all the other items are situational but not as much as veil
>>164767552
Because I'm already at the point where I enjoy getting angry at peruvians.
>literally a peruvian at a cafe with open mic in arteezys game live on stream
its just like my 4k pubs, the nightmare never ends
>come home
>hear the voice of ourteezy because his channel is live and it was still open from the last time you were watching
feels good man
>>164801490
>that one single tgt silence
is he, like, even?
>veil spectre
when you meme too hard
>>164770149
Here
Why is the thread so fucking DEAD
>Ali, it appears that the folks over Reddit are unhappy about our 7.00 changes
>Let them sell leaver items again, that will shut their mouths
I fucking hate valve
now that arshitty has stopped streaming switch over to the superior waga stream lads
Based ourteezy, the ourrest of canonical gigaguys forever who truly embodies the culture and values of the dota2geegulag 4chanian way of life
far more than any other streamer, who are with the exception of sing, bulldog, and other EG members -- all redditors incarnate
Playerbase said "nerf illus"
Icefrog made them stronger
Absolute madman
^you have problems
>>164800675
You're supposed to leave the name field empty
>launch dota 2
>steam does not warn me that i am attempting to play a dead game, with a correspondingly dead thread on the video game generals board of 4chan.org
nerf goodsniper
Can't decide what's more important
Having a good sleep before gym tomorrow or watching envy choke against fnatic.
>>164803734
such a funny post
>>164803935
quite the conundrum indeed
i'll go with the bafflemeister
>>164804225
such a valvedrone post
>>164802565
>comic sans
make it stop
>>164804484
>making a shitpost image WITHOUT comic sans
Comic Sans is the official font of shitposting
>>164803935
If you saw it yesterday:
>EE absolute shit at WR
>Team handles him a kill on enemy core on silver platter once
>Suddenly he is swimming in gold and back into the game
Go for some good sleep, current game rewards you for choking
>>164760263
Ranked experience in Dota is absolute dogshit and everybody who advocates about it should just just the fuck up.
It is full of piss drinking imbeciles who will throw their feces over the smallest problem, account buyers, past MMR abusers and so on.
Don't forget the fact decaying doesn't even exist or that people who are over 8500 MMR still get +/-25 MMR from their 6000 average games.
In reality the only people who are so autistic about the ranked versus. unranked argument are the retards who spent years grinding for their precious 500-1000 MMR and need it to validate their efforts.quacky quack
>>164756507
Who said that?
veil ember is officially THE build now. Only EE does the old build because he's autistic
>>164804802
>It is full of piss drinking imbeciles who will throw their feces over the smallest problem
BASEDSTRAYANS
wow waga has gotten even worse
>waga plays "core" cm
>doesn't buy wards
>takes farm away from carries
>watches teammates die
>when he finally decides to cast his super important ult he just gets canceled and dies
i hope none of you ever do this, just be sensible and never pick cm
>>164805346
the one thing he did this game was glimmering that sniper
>>164800651
I'd really love that SF arcana
>post on /v/
>/vg/ gets made (because of /scv/)
>it's good, with non-dead threads
>/scv/ dies because its time is up, we move to /d2g/
>now /d2g/ is dying because its time is coming up
>begin to move back to /v/
What will be the next /scv/?
>>164805556
and he just sold it for a shivas rofl
So is earth spirit shit in the offlane now?
>>164806271
he was always shit in the offlane
>>164775000
Even players from non-performing teams can make decent professional incomes from streaming and ad deals. Don't act for one minute like tournament winnings are all that players make. It's why I'm still mystified that people will tip Arteezy a few hundred dollars per night on his streams, he's literally already a millionaire and he's not even 20 years old. Why are you dumb wagecucks giving him your money?
>>164806598
most rtz donations are joke donations. i.e. spending 4bucks to see the chat/rtz react
maybe 10% are "hey rtz big fan blah blah".
>>164806598
>Exploit lonely internet retards by giving them seconds of attention only if they pay up front
Truly living the dream
I'm done with this shit game.
8k hours.
7.00 is the most unfun I've ever had and plus the fact that team mates are more retarded than ever.
Only thing left to enjoy is Esports.
>he only says GG when he wins
>>164806985
More hours than mmr lul
>>164806598
>a million dollars being a lot of money in 2017
lol, im guessing youre a eurocuck?
>>164807143
Anyone can live a comfortable life with a million dollars.
>>164807143
>DUDE I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP SPENDING MONEY ON MEANINGLESS SHIT
what the fuck am i supposed to watch now
>>164807585
Kino
>>164807007
>he says GG every game, not because he actually thought it was a good game, but because it's the thing people say at the end of games, even on a humiliating loss
>>164807676
im open to suggestions
>>164780840
I wouldnt be surprised if they increase level cap to 30, make a new set of talent for it and add another rosh, perhaps with buffs like in lol or it pushes for you like in hots.
when gold gain got out of hand, they added lvl 2 boots and moonshard buff which basically was 6k gold more to the 6 slotted, and made santa alchemist. why not same for the xp?
>>164807143
>be euro
>win 1 million dollars
>EU government takes 50% of it before you even get a chance to store it in offshore south American banks
yeah, eurocucks
Haven't played in almost 1 year, can someone explain me all the new stuff? Shrines, Backpacks, etc, what do they all add to the game?
>>164807858
The King of Comedy
>>164806571
So what role should I play him?
>>164807007
>win game
>everyone says gg except for the guy who was obviously a shitty tryhard piece of shit
>>164808104
>lose game
>nobody says gg
>everyone leaves
>>164807143
Considering how long he has been a dota pro he has made more money than 99% of people in his age bracket and probably has total lifetime earnings, already, that are slightly higher than the average dee two gee poster.
I mean look at fucking Moonmeander, the guy was an ugly 16 year old nerd virgin when he started his career in HoN. He worked at a hotel and admitted to watching porn on the job all of the time. He's like 22 or some shit now and he has made $738,000 in tournament winnings. He made 99% of that in DotA. He has only been playing pro DotA 2 for 3 years. That's almost $250,000 a year not counting stream revenue.
Universe and PPD are the two people with the most tournament winnings in e-sports and they have made $2,700,000 and $2,600,000 respectively.
Fuck yo for real who am I supposed to watch on twitch right now? There's nobody streaming
>>164808520
these are the weirdest games
>>164808617
>universe and ppd have made almost 3 million dollars
Shit nigga fuck!
>do everything correctly as Clock on off lane.
>mid feeds
>top loses to techies
>can't do anything
fuck this game
fuck shrines
fuck this cluttered map
fuck 7.00
>come in 15 minutes late
>ban/ pick has not even started
Who keep up with this pre-match talking garbage ?
>esl starts
>only fucking lan of the month
>nobody talking about it
>11k viewers
wow
dead fucking game
tfw
Can you do this in DOTA?
>>164809254
>esl starts
uh, you mean idiot panelists talking started?
>>164808879
>do everything correctly
Lol no, a Clock with a good start can almost solo carry the early - mid game because nobody will have items to counter being stuck in cogs unless the hero has an ability to escape it.
Also
>offlaner complaining about shrines.
>>164809263
whats going on in that webm
/d2g/ is unironically dead
>>164809616
League of Legends
>>164809360
nah clock is garbo this patch senpai
>>164809254
?
It had 137k viewers yesterday (Not counting the chinese viewbots)
>>164809263
When did we reach the point that LoL has better colors and grading than dota?
wtf went so wrong
Oh I hope envy gets fucking destroyed
>>164809263
Can you do this in Dota?
>>164809263
Man carries in that game are so shit.
>500 range Snipers
>>164809859
One of LoL's main designers
those are some nice ties the panel is wearing
>>164809767
>Better colors
>The map is blurry as hell
>Bright ass spells for no reason
y
>>164809859
wouldn't that make him the bull?
>>164809978
thanks
>scroll through thread
>0 pictures of dota waifus
YOU HAD ONE JOB /D2G/!!!
>>164809984
He's a bull fucking a married transexual.
Can I get some advice on my pa build?
I go poor anon's shield> phase boots>battlefury parts either sword or perservance>into vlads>diffusal blade
I rank up in talents damage>attackspeed>10 all stats>25 agility
Is this good since my agility will have a shitt load of stats from the talents and diffusal blade
remember when people thought MSS was the new hot player
how hilarious
>>164809941
>don't start a conversation with a female stranger
Jesus Christ, as long as you're not some fat acne bound fedora autist women love this amount of confidence.
How well you can actually talk to them though is something else all together.
>>164810149
God I'd give anything and everything to fuck this thick bitch till my heart gave out.
I want Envy to have some success because I like a good underdog story but defending him is tiresome.
He should just retire and stream or coach or something.
>be fanatiic
>lose
lul
>>164810050
why censor the tatas?
can i get a sauce
Stop shitposting, it's esports time
>>164810293
>2 pieces on thick girls
nah
>>164810304
But Envy doesn't deserve success. He's shit. You can't just declare "ok I mid" and expect to go up against top level mids
Jesus Christ this stage host is fucking terrible.
>>164810326
this is a blue board and i think the source is rule34
I'd much prefer slacks to this guy
It's times like this I miss her
>purges greasy as fuck hair
what the fuck
>>164810442
I'd prefer coma to this guy
>>164810293
she's so obviously sucking in her gut in that picture
>>164810560
times like what, exactly
DO IT RAPEMAN
what will be the meme build of today?
>>164810604
I'll suck her gut.
>>164810604
shit stage hosts that cross over into irritating territory
>>164810604
>>164810565
pic I don't know who purge is but I suffer from greasy hair too or I think I do and want to see his out of curiosity?
>>164810604
who is this what does she have to do with dota? is she a manager?
>>164810442
>>164810408
You can thank reddit for this, and I'm not saying this sarcastically or because everyone else is saying it. I thought he was rubbish the first time he hosted at ESL Manila because all he did was say the same shit like "Philippines are you ready?" "make some noise" "this is how we do it in the Philippines" and these awkward af filler segments.
But you know, one reddit thread saying how amazing he is and boom, please host all of our ESL events.
>>164810693
>I don't know who purge is
2017 /d2g/ off to a good start I see
OOOOO ENVY MEMES TIEM1
are we watching the official stream?
>>164810050
:^)
>>164810791
less people who know who purge is the better desu
>>164810690
>>164810785
If only valve didn't fuck over James, we'd be fucking set
>picking crystal maiden
why would you ever do this
>>164810706
she was at the TI5 hub
I don't even think she plays dota
>>164810851
>not being a Purge Gamer
>>164810820
can i get sauce on this plx?
>Picking Disraptor and KotL against heroes that want to go fast like DS and SB
savage
>FARMING IS DEAD
>naga banned
>dusa picked
uh... dotards?
>>164810690
Haven't been watching esports or playing since August
>who is this fucking woman
>>164811003
Rampage0118
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR SUIT BLITZ
YOU'RE BEING UNPROFESSIONAL
>tiny would be a good pic here
Why is maelk still at events when his knowledge is 5 years old.
Is he sick?
hmmm i really dont get this draft from, where does the dmg come from fnatic before dfusa getss quint strapon items to properly fuck NP?
>CM
WHY DO PEOPLE PICK THIS AUTOLOSE HONEYPOT
>>164810864
whats her name again, i know the manga is yuusha ga shinda
>aui playing carry
>EE not going back to play support
>1437 playing professional dota
was NP a mistake?
>>164811346
Looks like they just want to stall with KOTL Disruptor while making pick offs with QOP slardar.
>>164811461
I have no idea, sorry.
Why does Mushi have a Medusa fetish?
>Blitz + Cap
sniper tips
>>164811671
draw a dot with a marker on your screen makes it super easy to nocscope
>>164811587
because ember does literally nothing to her at any point in the game
in fact none of NPs heroes do, dusa will become unstoppable if NP doesn't seal the game really fast
>>164811671
Shoot the enemy team, consider shrapnel focused talents if you need counter push
>>164811737
>not putting a piece of scotch tape in the middle and then drawing the dot
>>164811318
he's fine
>>164811671
get meme aghs if pub
>>164805784
/vg/ was made because of scv?
>>164809941
>his surname means small in german
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP XD
>>164811671
stand in the back and right click
this is where they're playing dota , crazzzy
>>164812131
what a shithole
>>164811939
All generals really. Katawa Shoujo was the one that pushed things over the edge though
Is Envy actually agoodplayer?
>>164812225
yes
>>164812225
i have over 20 webms that would argue otherwise
>>164812330
post em. i'll help out
>>164812225
No, he's just part of the Old Boyz club so he's still in the pro scene despite being washed up
>>164812225
If he we good he wouldn't be fighting to stay in the tournament now
why did he take int at lvl 10 on dusa what the fuck
>>164808054
roaming ganker, support safelane till you can gank or just gank at lv1
or play him mid
>>164812454
nigger what the fuck are you even talking about
Buckle up
>>164812562
>he doesnt know about the old boys...
>fnatic draft and execute like shit
>OMG EE SOOOO GUUUUUD
I hate when this happens
>>164812562
people unironically think the only reason envy is in the proscene is because he is friends with pro players
you just ask them why hasn't bulba made a billion dollars yet and they usually explode
>>164812412
this is my all time favourite
the buyback being the best part
>>164812706
To his credit, he's playing pretty well.
Even in shit drafts by other teams Envy still fucks up most of the time.
>want to post a really good meme to bait some (You)'s
>see the thread is already at 738 and scared everyone will migrate before you get enough (You)'s
Hurry up already
>Ember with veil
>No BF
Wew lads
>>164813045
what is happening here? i cant see shit
>>164809767
We never did?
That webm is a clusterfuck, you can't tell who casted what because the skins break any kind association between the design and color scheme of the heroes and the spells they are casting.
I can't tell what the fuck is going on because the animations of most of those spells give you absolutely no information about what that spell is doing.
And all the heroes are so tiny and look so insignificant next to the big flashy spell animations that I can't keep track of where the players or who is who in that mess.
And the fact that every hero is able to just spams spells indefinitely doesn't help at all, it seems to me that every single hero in that teamfight has a gap closer, some kind of flashy AOE damage spell and some kind of missile based "skillshot".