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Love at Sunset Edition

>Oasis | New Map Preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhVZ-QIu4jk

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>164707676
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Bluberry
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First for junkrat
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Hey /owg/, is this pro Tracer legit or hacking two seconds in?
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>>164724087
What is happening in this picture?
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>Hooked a genji
>He dashed behind
>Hook broke
Holy shit please don't leave it like this, both genji and tracer are what roadhog is supposed to be counting but both of those are the only 2 with escape blink abilities like that
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I want to kiss those perfect purple lips!
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Ana
>Biotic Grenade
>Healing boost on allies has been decreased by 50%

D.Va
>Health increased from 200 to 400
>Armor decreased from 400 to 200
>Fusion Cannons bullet damage decreased from 3 to 2
>Number of bullets per shot has been increased from 8 to 11

Roadhog
>Interdimensional Chain Hook no longer interdimensional
>Targets are now pulled directly in front of Roadhog (rather than straight to him), except in cases where Roadhog drastically rotates
>Hooked targets are now released if they leave Roadhog’s line-of-sight before being pulled
>Line-of-sight checks (which detect if targets should be initially hit by the hook) are now done from Roadhog’s position, rather than the hook’s position
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Safe to say combined with this cover and the follow up from Old Soldiers in the recent comic that part two is incoming soon?

I'd say yes.
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>>164724329

Forgot Sombra
>Hack: The time it takes to hack a target has been decreased from 1 second to 0.8 seconds
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>>164724256
U jokin senpai?
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>>164724256
Either lag on the spectator or a quick hack.

Do tournaments allow players to bring their own computers or something? That's pretty stupid.
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Any ps4 anons here? I need a partner for duo. Anything diamond or above is fine. Willing to healslut if you can consistently get shit done.
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>>164724346
Delete this
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>>164724346
Why does Ana's face look exactly like Sombra's, just older? What did they mean by this?
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Tracer!
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>>164724346
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>>164724558
Literally drawn by a nine year old/10
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Congratulations, OW community. We now have two dumpster-tier tanks. Are you happy?
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Wow, mystery heroes is even shittier with a wider map selection.

Great job bringing it back, Reddit.
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I love you, Junkrat!
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Roadhog's hook "nerf" is good and all, but it should stop the enemies' momentum to keep it from breaking.
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Am I too late for the hog main tears?
How will they handle their skill-less 1-shot kill taking a modicum of skill now?
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>>164724610
Just so we're clear, we are talking about Roadhog and DVa, right?
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>>164724558

I feel like we should be captioning these faces.

>We're lesbians and there's nothing you can do about it! NOTHING! MWAHAHAHAHA! *thunder clash*
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>>164724329
You should also note that the heroes the would land farther than usual when hooked now come within a perfect distance for Hog to kill them in one shot.
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>>164724558
>Tracer!
Tracer!
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How do you gitgud at Mercy?
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>>164724675
Winston and D.Va
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>>164724591
YOU LET THIS HAPPEN BLIZZARD
WHY DID YOU LET IT HAPPEN
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I play competitive for any longer I'm going to lose my mind.

I can't fucking do it anymore, I can't fucking stand it, losing over and over and over and over and nto knowing what the fuck it is I'm doing wrong. This shit just isn't healthy for me.
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>>164724705
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Think of a hero.

You may rebalance that hero but be warned that the hero you picked is now right behind you. what do?
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>>164724720
Stay behind your team heal the tank or the bravest player if the tank sux you're 50% harder to hit whilst airborne
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>>164724256
Either tiny hiccup in recording or absolutely.
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>>164724672
It's actually better than it was before.
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>>164724825

>Reinhardt

Literally perfect, no reason to change him.
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>>164724825

D.Va's Defense Matrix now has a minimum range.
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>I want Doomfist!

>expecting him to be melee primary
>Blizzard will give him a submachine gun
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>>164724672
Wow, Blizzard really fixed that hook! Good job, let's give them cookies :^)
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>>164724346
>tfw Hanzo's main costume will be the cyberpunk one

I don't mind honestly.
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>>164724298
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>>164724285
It really feels retarded. If you take away all the things that shut down the spastic gotta go fast damage dealers, it almost doesn't matter how hard you nerf them, they're still gonna do what they do because nothing will stop them.

>>164724298
You picked a very potato headed frame to stop on.
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>>164724256
>is this pro Tracer legit

>switching between two targets perfectly in 16.7ms
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>>164724825
>Mccree

Oh shit uhh, Fan can now headshot. Combat roll now has i-frames

>We souls now
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>>164724825
>Sombra
>Allow her hack to continue forever uninterrupted by damage, but right click must be held the entire time, forcing teammates to kill the hacked hero
>Slightly decrease bullet spread
>Slightly decrease cooldown on translocator and invisibility

>Sombra is now behind me
>Bend over and beg her to be as rough as possible
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>>164724825
>Winston
Gun ramps up in damage
Shield more HP
>What do now that he's behind you
Play vidya and have casual sex
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>>164724954
Good thing I mainly play pharah.

But yea that's pretty retarded. I assume the hitbox is still as large as S76 too?
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>>164724834
Ah okay.
So just focus on healing/buffing Rein and D.va or whoever needs it?
Who should be the top priority for resurrecting?
The tanks?
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>>164724825
>Junkrat
Decrease splash damage and increase projectile speed, tire now explodes for half damage when "killed." Add a second trap (placing a new one deletes the oldest one like Symm's turrets).
turn around and smooch the heck out of him
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>>164724825
Symmetra has audible footsteps and walks slower while holding down primary fire.
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>>164724923
good taste. reinhart of course agrees and pats you on the back; you go to the hospital.

>>164724927
d.va as a gamer is fine with this. she shreds nearby stuff anyway and it offers counterplay.
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>>164724954
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>164724825
>Lucio

Decrease RMB cooldown to 2 seconds.
Slightly decrease the reload time.
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>>164724954
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How did Blizzard fuck up the hook fix so badly? They made it unusable when an enemy is nearby any kind of object but now you can throw enemies off map with it?
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> trying to learn new map
> everyone wants to dps
> lose every game in 2 rounds because no heals

People that refuse to play support are cancer. Also, no I'm not switching, I've got 200+ hours on support so fuck yourself
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>>164724652
na fuck hog. he can reliably kill from any range. that should be enough without a free one shot every 6 seconds. how anyone can justify such a dirty character is beyond me.
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Alright, what's /owg/'s consensus? Will the changes dent the tank meta, or at least make Ana less necessary to have on your team?
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>>164724954
>There is a cap on how far 'to the side' you can be pulled, so you can't just hook someone, spin 180, and dump someone off a cliff.

Way to show you didn't even test it blizz
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>guys let's just forget aboutthe real problem of the 100% heal deny and just nerf the heal boost instead ahaha
you fooled me for the last time jeff
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>>164724825
D.va's mech guns no longer have infinite ammo but her shots deal 15% more damage
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I feel like sombrero is still going to be trash
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>>164725282
Who the fuck cares you loser. Just pick deeps and have as much fun as you can. Pubs on arcade don't owe you a goddamn thing. If you want a well coordinated and organized group then make one.
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>>164724954
Using hog on pitfall maps just got 100% more fun.
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>>164725404
They somewhat fixed the hack, too bad the rest of her kit is garbage
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>>164724989
oh shit. It's High Noon

>>164725020
seems impractical since they'll be with teammates too and still have primary fire available. could have niche uses. sombra is very rough with you for not making her OP. she shoots you, takes your computer, and runs awayand you probably like that you sick fuck.

>>164725052
yeah poor guy needs a buffand some hot non-monkey loving

good changes to grenades, but second trap might be a little much. junkrat tastes like sulfur and soot. he probably blows up your house on accident or something
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It was good while it lasted, D.Vabros.
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>>164724458
>Do tournaments allow players to bring their own computers or something? That's pretty stupid.
It appears they are just playing online for group and won't play LAN til the finals.

>>164725306
>real problem of the 100% heal deny
What's the problem?
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>>164724825
>Pharah
give back the 75% minimum knockback to her rockets.
pressing crouch while in the air will make her fall quickly into the ground and slightly damage enemies if she lands on them.
reduce rocket self damage to make rocket jumping less dangerous.

drop my spaghetti because she's looking at me.
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>>164725297
Ana's nerf is non-existent. Dva's pretty shit now, and the hook is now slightly less retarded but it got a new party trick
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>>164724825
Winston's new Alt Fire
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>>164725508
hope you fucking rot once it goes live
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Hana Song is an antisocial, virgin, LOSER
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>playing Reaper on PTR
>melting the D.va's mecha

YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT STUPID MUTT
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>>164725471
Yeah, I thought I'd throw it in there but the trap is probably pushing it.

>junkrat tastes like sulfur and soot
This is fine.
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Quick! Name your

>Favorite character design

>Favorite character personality/lore

>Favorite character for fucking around in QP

>Favorite character for comp
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>>164724329
>Nerfing DVa's damage
Buff her spread then, my god blizz.
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>>164725508
I'm still using her.
I don't care how shit she is.
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>>164725701
as a Reaper main I haven't had this much fun since S1
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>>164725660
Which would make it all the more fun to rape her.
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>>164725701
HE'S FUCKIN BACK BABY
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>>164724329
>>164725508
Who /now maining reinhardt/ here?
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>>164725754
>Zarya
>Roadhog
>Junkrat
>Not level 25 yet
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>D.Va is now MonkeyTrouble tier
hana status: kicked off the table
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So if we're going back to the 2/2/2 meta, which 2 tanks would you want on your team?
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>>164725095
please blizzard ambush symmetra is ridiculous. symmetra cleans your entire house.

>>164725186
lucio is cool with this. he's cool with everything. just a really cool guy in general. yeah.

>>164725314
no

>>164725540
rocket knockback is good - it rewards skill, makes her a stronger disruptor, and makes it harder to hit in 1v1, while terrible pharahs just knock their targets into cover.

you are of course a cute girl. pharah also drops her sphagetti and both of you just freeze like that for a couple minutes, until you die from the sheer uncomfortableness of the situation.

>>164725587
hopefully it has knockback. miscoded rocket jump punch becomes op until blizzard removes it entirely. Winston hangs around, maybe upgrades your computer or something.
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>>164724923
>reinhardt

His ult and firestrike are still broken for me.

blizz, just fix it :(
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>only friend who plays overwatch is a Roadhog main and super casual
>he probably won't play anymore
I can't believe you've done this
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>Symmetra STILL hasn't been nerfed

her gun is OP as fuck and literally M1 to win, fuck anyone who plays her. That range is ridiculous.
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>>164726009

I haven't noticed any problems with them.
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Had a troll in the last match who's shtick was calling people "normies" for having girlfriends and telling them to get out of his games.
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>>164726069
>OP
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>>164726069
>That range is ridiculous.
It's literally all she has. Learn map awareness and she's irrelevant.
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What does swapping D.Va's armor and health do?

Is this really enough to make people who can't play her stop?
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>>164724825
>Lucio

His boop now has a further range. When the speed Crossfade is on, it boops slightly (around 15%) further.
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>>164726168

Armor makes you take .5 damage instead of full damage, so it really is significant.
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>>164724825
>zarya
Ask her to become my lifting buddy
and over time cuddle buddy
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>>164725424
Yeah playing 5 dps and a tank is so much fun when the other team has an actual comp. real fun stuff
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>>164725754
Rein
Rein (Personality), Zarya (Lore)
Soldier/Torb
Zarya

Gimmie a Zarya backstory short already
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>get frosty Pharah on my last winter lootbox
>try her out because why not
>get the most eliminations I have ever gotten in a game
>have more than 1 player focusing me and trying to kill me
>get PotG by raining Justice

This is nice, I like her.
I know all this basically confirms that I'm a shit player and I'm getting matched with even worse players but now I know that Pharah can be pretty fun
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>>164726168
Armor reduces damage taken slightly. Swapping them around means D.va takes more damage faster.

>>164726156
>>164726150
>Run behind a wall
>STILL get killed because of that ridiculous range

fuck you jeff
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Question time

Does this hook pull lucio to roadhog?

If you answered no then you are correct! And are one of the few people to know how crappy roadhog is now!

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>place into plat
>win 3 games out of 40 played in 3 days
>derank to silver
It's me right? How do I stop this? I'm going insane right now, I need pro tips.
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>>164726254
So basically half damage
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Got a guy who is mercy main and with a mic open and heavy breathing like he's masturbating, I bet it's someone from here
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>favorite female hero
>what is their kink

Widowmaker
Obviously dom BUT I feel like she melts when being held and kissed.
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>>164724825

>Zenyatta

His orbs now have a base 10-second timer before they return, regardless of LoS.

He can choose between two Ultimates - Transcendence, working as usual, or Entropy, which slows enemies and Discords them.
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>>164726137
>Cast either
>Screen does a 180 causing me to ult or firestrike towards my team instead of the enemy

It's only with rein, and it's only wihen I ult or firestrike.

>tfw toaster isn't good enough to record proof :'(
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>>164724825
Junkrat
Make grenades explode in half the time
Riptire is not as loud and has more health
Cuddle with him
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>>164724825
>Zenyatta
Keep him as is, he's cool.
I'd probably have a long talk about life with him.
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>>164724954
f u c c
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>>164726389

Mei.

She is a massive anal slut.
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>>164726313
If you cant kill her from melee range you probably shouldn't get within melee range friendo.
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>>164726319
>Hog main mad his skill-less 1-shot takes a bit of skill now
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>>164726309
Good lad
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>>164726319
Yeah, I posted that shit last thread. It's retarded and they're gonna have to change something for dumb situations like that at least.
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>>164725754
>>Favorite character design
Pharah
>>Favorite character personality/lore
Widow
>>Favorite character for fucking around in QP
Widow or Torb
>>Favorite character for comp
D.va
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>>164726069
>OP
>Symm
Use Pharah and crush her.
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>>164725754
>Favorite Character Design
Reinhardt

>Favorite Character Personality
Winston, Reinhardt

>Lore
Junkers Still want that D.Va, Junkrat and Roadhog mini-series, Blizzard

>Favorite character for fucking around in QP
Genji, Zarya

>Favorite Character for Comp
Reinhardt, Zenyatta.
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>>164726319
>crappy
>Implying it shouldn't have always worked like that

>>164726389
Mercy. Gentle femdom but she's a switch. and snuff, because it's the ultimate power of life over death.
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Roadhog RMB now spends 2 bullets.
There, I fixed Roadhog.
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>>164726389

>Bastion
>Likes being fucked by people in bird costumes
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>>164726254
>>164726358
Depends on what you're getting hit by.
It's only half damage if it's an attack that's less than 10 damage per shot or pellet. If it's more than that it deducts 5 damage.
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>>164725754
Shut the fuck up, Starfire.
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>>164726610

Why are you the mad, friend?
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>>164726389

>widowmaker will never melt to your touch

man now i feel like shit. tfw no girl will ever do this.
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>>164726598
>twice the damage
>twice as wide
Now it's fixed.
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>>164726570
>tfw my mains, even from the beta days, were sym and pharah
I have a lot of fun in no limits
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>>164726389
D.va.

Vanilla maybe getting DP'd
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>Solo Queue
>Join game
>Two teams already arguing immediately from a previous game

Why always me?
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>>164726389
Zarya. Probably talks a big game about being dominant in bed, but deep down she really loves gentle missionary while holding hands.

>>164726432
Back off, anon, he's mine.
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>>164724954
You just know they're probably gonna try and """fix""" this now too sadly.
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>>164724256
post yfw reddit argues this guy is legit and his team faces no repercussions
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>>164725754
Pharah
Ana
Hanzo
Reinhardt/Zarya
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I heard that D.va is now shit in PTR. Is this true? I can't post PTR so I don't know how drastic the changes affected her
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>>164725754

>Reinhardt
>Reinhardt
>Reinhardt
>Reinhardt
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>>164726468
>Play symmetra
>Kill reinhardt in melee range

As a rein main, are there really other reins who don't play at a high sensitivity? He's an ulting genji's hardest counter.
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>>164726516
>>164726592
>Lucio in plain sight
>All that's behind cover is his right arm
>LOS fails breaking the hook
I may be mad but that honestly is retarded. If the hook breaks that easily peaking behind a corner slightly then roadhog is useless as shit, the only use for it is in the open and against coordinated teams trying to get that is impossible

Take a look at this example, out in the open and hooked connected but it fails the 2nd LOS check because lucio falling slightly behind the corner breaks it. This should never be happening
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>>164726874
If a Rein gets killed by a Symmetra, he should probably stop playing Reinhardt.
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>>164725754
Pharah
Reinhardt
>lore
Hanzo
Reinhardt
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>>164726987
>>All that's behind cover is his right arm
See that's where you're wrong
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>>164726759
>Is this true?
No.
Just analpain from D.Va mains who want her to 1v1 anyone in the game who isn't a charged Zarya.
>>164726874
>He's an ulting genji's hardest counter.
Pretty sure that's sleep dart
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>>164726389
Pharah
Justice and handholding
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>>164726389
Mei
irrumatio face/throatfucking, but irrumatio sounds classier and maledom in general
She has such an oral fixation and IS a chubby girl after all.
I bet even her gagging noises are pretty cute.
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>>164725754
>D.va
>D.va
>D.va
>D.va
D.va doujins when?!
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>>164726697
>Solo queue and join game
>Match hasn't even started and people are arguing over character selects
>People looking at one another's profiles to check play time with characters
>The entire match is just your team yelling at each other
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>>164726193
nice thematic thing. I love cool little notes like this. lucio starts jamming with his new improved booper and blows your windows out, but he pays for repairs and for your house to be fixed up too because he's a swell guy.

>>164726268
rebalance where? zarya probably lifts you. lucky fucker. >tfw no zarya to cuddle

>>164726392
Hm. maybe I'm a shit zen (yes) but I never use more than half a clip at a time. zenyatta asks you why you would give him the ability to spread entropy and then twirls his orbs.

>>164726432
why? as a demo player, half the fun is the ricochet and denial. junkrat is very bony and squirmy and not a lot of fun to cuddle but you manage anyway.

>>164726441
you experience a sublime tranquility, the likes of which you will never feel again. you spend the rest of your life attempting to obtain it as a monk in a remote monastery and die fulfilled.
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>>164726987
>then roadhog is useless as shit, the only use for it is in the open
Guess what the hook was designed for! Not dumb trick shots that go through three dimensions!
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>>164726759
She way is one of the most tanky heroes in the game with very little to threats to deal with. She can easily escape most situations if she is stupid enough to get low despite the fact she can survive and summon another mech.
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>>164727054
>mei
>chubby
Fuck off tumblr.
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>>164727101

Because my teammates in QP are shit and won't gather around me when I transcend so I just want to feel useful. ;~;
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Why no free lootbox for Oasis win in Arcade?
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>>164727164
Chubby means thicc, which just means meat on her bones/not a stick figure.

Tumblr wants her fat.
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>>164727127
>Not dumb trick shots that go through three dimensions
I agree with your overall point but man is this a retarded statement. Like seriously, I hope you were embarrassed before it finished posting.
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>>164727164
>m-muh Tumblr

What are you even on about m8?
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>>164724954
anyone have the webem of the roadhog teleporter thing?
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>>164727198
look, anon, bringing harm to others will not bring you the piece you seek. if you want to feel useful you should try healslutting or playing comp, where a good zen will be appreciated. if you aren't a good zen, git gud. i believe in you. good luck
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>>164727272
>thicc

ew
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>>164726989
Pretty much this Rein can easily beat Symmetra because of how stupid long his weapon hits. The only reason a Symmetra would win that fight is if he is dumb enough to keep his shield up.
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>>164727274
Nah I'm fine with it.

I even started playing roadhog after I got the christmas skin, he's decent, but the hook has needed a change since day 1.
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>>164724672
You can move behind an object after being hooked to break the chain now, that's retarded and you know it.
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>>164726389
>that maid outfit
I wish there were maid skins.

>>164725754
>Widow
>Widow
>Widow
>Ana
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>>164725754
>Pharah and tracer
>ana for lore junkrat for personality
>junkrat
>tracer/zarya
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>>164727350
So you seriously think the hook should not move in 3D? Which way is he not supposed to be able to aim it?
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>>164727326
>Not liking a properly fed girl and prime breeding material
>Instead only liking stick figure girls with no boobs or ass.
Beta male levels of testosterone there.
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>>164726389
>Pharah
>Gentle but firm Dom
>Cleopatra roleplay
Got damn I'm bustin nuts like nutcracker Zenyatta

Also, can we discuss Mercy and why de is most likely to be a massive anal queen?
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>>164725754
> Lucio
> Reinhardt
> Genji
> Lucio
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>>164727475
I think the current PTR is dumb because of shit like >>164724954 but at least they're trying to do something with it.
>>
What are the other current voiceline metas?

ameizing for mei
can't stop won't stop for lucio
smashing for reinhardt
aw rubbish for tracer

They are my mains for the time being.
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>>164727479
>foot fetish picture
m8 that's a beta fetish
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>>164727475
Not him, but why are you being so pedantic? Isn't taking everything completely literally a symptom of autism?
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You wouldn't hotdog Mei
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>>164727027
Oh sorry his leg too but that doesn't matter because the 2nd example blows it out of proportion showing that something clearly is wrong

>>164727127
>An ability that connects directly to a player travels with them through their teleport
It's like tracer ult does the same thing

If you want that fixed they just need to add a hook length where if it exceeds that it automatically breaks, that would help with people running around corners as well. During that patch the hook wouldn't break no matter what so there's your awnser plus the chances of this happening are so slim regardless while the new current issue is happening regularly
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>>164727486
>Implying Mercy isn't into breeding

her hips are literally unreal.

>>164727570
>voiceline meta

what does this even mean
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>>164727570
MUHERRY CURISTMASU
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>>164727479
The face is the worst part of that picture, to be honest.
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>genji died
>d.va and roadhog killed in the same patch

Who's next?
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>>164727570
>can't stop won't stop
>not "why are you so angry?"

It actually alleviated some tension between my team once when the female mercy main was crying about the team.
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>>164725442
>Still up after half an hour
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>>164727587
Hey, he's the one who doubled down on it.
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>>164727578
>Noticing the foot when there's all of that Mei to look at.
Sounds like you're problem, not mine.
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>>164726987
>I can't hook people I don't have complete LOS on
>Roadhog can only hook people out in the open and not behind six walls
>Roadhog is shit now

I can't wait until people actually get a chance to play him and see how much stronger he actually is because kills are basically guaranteed if you land your hook. A tank can't pull people out from behind cover anymore oh no he's ruined.

He will just have to comfort himself with the fact he can delete people regardless of size reliably now.
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>>164727706
Lucio and Rein I am tired of seeing them every game.
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>>164727706
Hanzo
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REMINDER
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>>164727806
God I hate the thicc meme but the things I would do to fuck Mei's tits are unholy.
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>>164727706
Soldier not in 99.999% of games. Just remove his damage buff
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>>164727806
>most detailed part of the picture
>closet to the viewer
sounds like you're retarded
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>>164727256
They forgot
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>>164727479
Dat quality Scamwich
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>>164727101
Not sure i'm the type of person to commit to a monk style of life, but i like it.
>>
Why do people keep claiming D. Va is shit on the PTR and yet not say what about her was changed?
>>
>Hog mains losing their fucking mind over the hook change
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>>164727953
>>164727875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8qcccZy03s
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>>164728091
She went from 200HP/400 armor to 400hp/200 armor
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>>164727706
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>>164728091
Look at the fucking patch notes
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>>164726874
I've seen a Symmetra eliminate a Reinhardt and then instantly move onto to Zarya and eliminated her too.

It seems people just freak out and go full retard when she latches on.
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>>164728186
I shouldn't have to read patch notes to understand a balance complaint
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>>164725754
>Pharah
>Pharah
>McCree
>Reinhardt
>>
>>164727826

You will never ever stop seeing them in every high level game unless:

>Speed boost/barrier are removed from the game
>Characters who can do their job for them are added to the game
or
>Both heroes are removed from the game
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>>164726389
>Favorite: Mei
>Kink: Probably hard buttfucking
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What is this "I solo queue to Diamond/Master" meme.

My SR has done nothing but plummet.
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>>164728179
Pls no, she's perfect as she is
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When are the buffs for Our Girl?
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>>164725754
>Reinhardt
>Junkrat
>Junkrat
>Soldier
>>
>>164728224
>They turn and run

Every time. If you do that, you're dead. If you stay and fight, you're probably dead. At least do some chip damage and go out like a man.
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>>164728095
>Blizzard fucks up the hook even more
>Both Hog players and non-Hog players hate it even more
>>
>>164727093

Like this was from a previous game they had just played. Me, 2 stack, 3 stack. 3 stack refused to join team chat, we smoked them with 4 minutes left.

On D we did decent and only had 1:30 minutes, no communication so we get beat on the point and they take it all the way past the 2nd checkpoint and we just miss because most of the team pushed way too forward and couldn't hear me say "Uh payload!"
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>Come back to Overwatch for the first time in 6 months
>Pick Genji
>Can't do any of the wall tech anymore you used to be able to do

What the fuck happened? Did they switch game engines and forget about this?
>>
>>164728248
>pharah
>favorite lore and personality

lol
>>
>low ranked shitters think symmetra is op
no mobility and her range is only 7 meters. literally just stand more than 7 meters away from her and the only thing she can do is lob slow orbs at you
>>
THE CHANGES ARE GREAT THANKS JEFF
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>Roadhog mains crying that their main actually requires skill now
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>>164728386
I'd give her buffs, if you know what I mean.
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>>164728436
Intentionally removed because it was retarded.
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>>164727823
Yeah because grandmaster players aren't already complaining about it.

https://clips-media-assets.twitch tv/24147310512-offset-9274.mp4
https://clips-media-assets.twitch tv/24147310512-offset-9274.mp4

2 perfectly fine hook not connecting and a 3rd iffy one that didn't also. It's obviously complete garbage the the majority want to ignore it because they hate his hooks
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>>164727578
I wish I could lick Winston's feet
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>>164728226
she takes more damage and her damage per bullet was reduced from 3 to 2 but bullets per shot was increased from 8 to 11
>>
>>164728386
Downwards mobility

Let her knock people around again
>>
Anyone else listen to music while playing?
Men at Work kinda fits while playing Junkrat for me.
>>
So what lewd things would you do to your favourite heroine?
>>
Has Ana stopped being bullshit with this nerf?
>>
>>164728372
You have to lose rarely, even with 60% win rate you're going to fall in the rankings
No wonder people are so assmad about meta picks, I was playing with a teammate that was triggered I picked tracer on defense
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>>164728657
brush mei's hair
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>>164728726
No, lmao. She got a little slap on the fucking wrist.
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>>164728657
Domming Mercy would be very good.Choking especially.
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>>164728726
they nerfed the tanks to fix the ana meta
ana is slightly slower at healing allies now
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>>164728456
Symmetra's OP status lies in her ability to flank on certain maps at certain points. She can absolutely decimate supports if she can get to the back line before anyone realizes is.

She excels in clusterfucks, which typically happens during big skirmishes

and
>Symmetras who fully charge their ult fire instead of sending little volleys
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>>164728535
>It's fine when roadhogs hooks are bullshit because it's in my favor
>When they are broken in favor of everyone else it's bullshit

The salt tears are delicious.
>>
>>164727640
>Pharah
>give Ana grandchildren
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>>164728657
stroke Mercy's thigh!
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>Usually try to fill the needed position, be it tank or support
>matched in comp with entire teams who play solely DPS or defense
>tfw can't fill both positions so it's an auto lose, but you get blamed because you were taking one of those important positions
>>
>>164727557
>I think the current PTR is dumb because of shit like >>164724954

Good god, unironic usage of the word fun hater is needed, if he can't have an actual useful hook or even retarded meme shit like that, just change his ability.
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>>164728787
>No wonder people are so assmad about meta picks

kek yeah, I started to understand that when I played Competitive for the first time.
I know it makes sense for a ranking system that you need to win most games to climb up, but winning 6 out of 10 should allow you to climb, even if it's slowly.
>>
>>164728787
I'm new to the game and I'm only decent at OW but there's no reason I should drop from 2200+ to 1897. Every fucking team I get is retarded and it's frustrating as shit.
>>
did they do anything to mercy?
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>>164728535
>tfw no more streetpig
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>>164728657
lean my head on Mei's breast. I can't do anything beyond kissing, because I'm Christian.
>>
D.VA nerfs was too extreme. Her EHP is lowest it has ever been since launch.

Her damage falloff is still 10m so she now loses 68% of her damage if her target is farther away from her than that. Symm's microwave has a 12m range so a Symm can literally out tank a D.VA just by walking backwards while staying at max microwave range.

Hog's hook is wonky, the LoS system is a good change, but there is a secondary catch that makes it so that any object the target's hitbox comes into contact with causes the hook to break. So if Lucio's foot gets caught on a park bench or a lamp post on King's Row he is saved.
>>
>>164728535
If they lowered the sensitivity on when the LoS issues kicks in I think it would be okay, or maybe triggered a "favor the attacker" stun the moment the hook lands. That last hook stopping on the pillar was nonsense, and the Zarya one was pretty questionable.

>>164728726
No. They need to hit her grenade hard with the nerf bat, but this is a slap on the wrist. The 4 tank meta will continue unless the Hog and Dva nerfs hit them so hard that the tank meta ends because of a lack of viable tanks.
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>>164728657
Give Mei back massages to help her deal with her enormous breasts.
Help shop for clothes so she doesn't have to hide in that coat everywhere. Day-to-day bras are right out.
Play with her hair and put it in a lot of cute styles!
Choke her lightly and use her neck as a handle while fucking her against the wall until she squeals.
Hold hands with her afterwards
>>
>>164728657
I think you mean what lewd things would I let my favorite heroine do to me
>>
>>164728575
>>164728158
So she's no longer a walking pile of armor and she does more damage, what's there to complain about? They didn't touch Defensive Matrix or Boost so she's pretty much the same as before except now you actually have to play more carefully with her.
>>
>Health increased from 200 to 400
>Armor decreased from 400 to 200
Fusion Cannons
>Bullet damage decreased from 3 to 2
>Number of bullets per shot has been increased from 8 to 11
Developer Comments:
>"D.Va’s armor often made her feel like she had no weaknesses, even against heroes that are often effective against bigger targets (like Reaper). The changes to her Fusion Cannons will result in a small overall decrease in damage, but they should feel more consistent now.

>"D.Va’s armor often made her feel like she had no weaknesses,

YOU LITERALLY JUST HAVE TO RUN AROUND HER IN CIRCLES
ARE YOU FUCKING
REEEEEEE
>>
>>164729006
>did they do anything to mercy?
No, because she's balanced
>>
>>164728986
don't feel bad about retards that are one trick ponies anon
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>>164729106
>and she does more damage
Anon she does a lot LESS damage
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CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR FUCKING ANA CRAP SHIT FULL TEAM 0 HEALTH TO 500 FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING HEALTH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT GAME
AND FUCK YOU JEFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

I WANT EVERYTHING TO FUCKING DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>164728487
Can't wait for you to start crying over them angling you off cliffs now instead.
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>>164727706
Genji's still great, he just hasn't been used for months since he can't touch tanks
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>>164727570

MUH-ERRY CHRISMASUUU
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>>164728638
Not usually if it's against other people, but if I'm fucking around in versus AI then usually I go for 80's music. Predictable choice, but good nonetheless. I use it pretty often myself.

>>164728657
Do heroes count? I'm doing it anyway.
Become his wife
>>
>>164729278
>wife

GOLD COAST
>>
>>164724825

>Mei
>Main fire is now icicle that has faster travel time, alt fire drops a scaled down Blizzard that slows, but doesn't freeze people
>Ult is now a massively empowered version of her old alt fire that sprays in a huge cone

If she's behind me, I tell her that she's somehow traveled through time and the Omnics aren't real in this time. But we could use her help dealing with climate problems here!
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HOW
ARE
PEOPLE
SO
INCOMPETENT
AT
THIS
GAME
>>
>>164729278
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>164726254
That's not true. Armor makes you take a flat reduced amount of damage (5) from incoming damage. Damage under 10 is halved instead. It makes you more resistant to things like other D.Vas, Torbjorn turrets, S76, bastion, etc.
>>
>>164729113
>Her overall health stays the same
>She is just more vulnerable to tankbusters
>Somehow this is bullshit
She is still in a much better place than she was at launch and more importantly she is a tank not a DPS and her tanking ability comes from defense matrix in addition to her health.

Why is it that people will cry foul every time their waifu is nerfed even when it's a fair nerf that doesn't cripple them? Defense matrix is still the same you just can't ignore four reaper shots.
>>
>>164727875
>look at Mei chracter model
>she's short fat and Asian
Ok whatever
>"Mei isn't fat! Here's some 2D images to back it up."
Ok. Who cares? She still looks fat in game.
>"She isn't fat! Arctic clothes are really puffy!"
But she looks just as fat in a firefighter outfit.
>"Go to tumblr, you're just projecting a fat fetish onto the character."

She looks fat. Why is there an argument trying to defend her body image? You see a fat person walking(rolling) down the street and you're like, "man, that guy is fat." You don't stop to check if they got fluff in their shirt, or a glandular problem.
You might as well say, "Reaper isn't an average sized, slightly muscled man with a somewhat short torso. I have info from places that aren't the game, proving that he's really just ectoplasm I'm a man-like shape."
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>>164729002
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>>164728925
I always feel dirty when hooking someone behind a wall it's never satisfying and did wish they could fix it, but not like this where it fucks his legit hooks. Widow here should have never gotten hooked and tracer I'm not sure about it looks like she ran into it during the hooks travel time

>>164729068
All it needs to do is when the target is hooked they loose all momentum then pull them in. That would avoid people falling behind corners after getting hooked then breaking the connection
>>
>>164728925
I don't even play them, it's just really stupid to kneecap characters like this to sate crybaby retards. It's the cancerous LeL style of balancing where you nerf the useful and goofy shit and just slowly grind everything down less fun, rather than bringing up the other things to be as useful.
>>
>>164726313
>Run behind a wall and die anyway
OP, that's Overwatch's 'attacker advantage', or in layman's terms 'Overwatch's poor netcode causing visible delay in action from player vs action on screen'. Check out your deathcam, you never turned that corner.
>>
>>164725769
Yeah, those ELEVEN shots are gonna be tight all right.
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good night
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>>164729445
In what way has streetpig been kneecapped? The fact he can't grab people who run around corners anymore? So?

The current hook might be broken in how it reacts to LOS but that is something PTR will ideally fix but otherwise the change is totally fine. He is in no way knee-capped now that there is counter-play to his hook other than "Don't be within 20 meters of him without a shield of some kind".

And you know what? His hook got better in other regards because he can kill Ana with it now without any trickery. Nobody is talking about it because muh corner hooks.
>>
>>164724825
>McCree
give him back his falloff or give a buff to the fan
also deadeye locks on faster when he and the enemy look right at each other making it feel like an actual duel
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>Having a good game of Mystery Heroes
>Someone rolls D Va/Symmetra/Junkrat/Mei/Hanzo
>Game immediately goes to shit

Really makes you think
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>>164729420
>Implying skins are canon
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>>164724458
It isn't a LAN tournament.
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I just want to play Illios Lighthouse Blizzard but you keep giving me that fucking Ruins
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>>164729445
>It's the cancerous LeL style of balancing where you nerf the useful and goofy shit and just slowly grind everything down less fun, rather than bringing up the other things to be as useful.
It's easy to say that but actually subverting it is harder than most people realize. Even with a relatively small number of characters in Overwatch compared to most MOBAs, balancing 23 different characters is a nightmare. If one character is being used much more than most of the rest of the cast it's far easier to nerf said character than buff 22 other ones in a manner that doesn't further unbalance the game.
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>>164728158
Well, D.Va's back in the trash bin now I guess. She was pretty OP when she went to 600 total health (gained 100 extra health) but removing all of her armor is going to make her as glass as Winston, and Winston already has trouble engaging from his range in my experience because he does no damage.
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>>164729352
When you market and pander to everything you can the majority is retards.
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>New dva is worse than the old dva with 500 health
How did they fuck up so badly? All she needed was the health reverted not all this other shit
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>>164729054
Symm gun locks on at 7m and disengages at 10m and D.va's Fusion Cannons have a fall off range from 10m to 20m but now with less damage. Why did Blizz decide to nerf D.va's damage when it was Ana's grenade and Lucio heals that made D.va threatening?
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I think I'm getting the hang of this :^)
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>>164729352
They marketed to people who are retards, i.e. mobabbies
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>>164729420
This isn't a fat person.
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>>164729818
She's one of those characters that's either too good or absolute shit. I would've preferred that they just reverted her buffs instead of these current nerfs though.
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As long as my girl Zarya is still good, it's fine. The biggest problem is Ana though and some low rank idiots don't realize that.
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>>164729268
>playing qp
>instapick my guy genji
>our reaper goes "ugh a genji, guess we're losing"
Spam MUH-ERRY CHRISMASSUU
>reaper player goes on rant about dumb teammates, etc
>we win, I get potg with me saying the voice line before and after my ultimate wipe for style points
>its silent
Looks like I had the last laugh edgelord
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>>164729818
Since the meka is a walking hunk of armor, just give her 400 or 500 armor and no health.
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>>164729678
>And you know what? His hook got better in other regards because he can kill Ana with it now without any trickery.
I'm honestly pretty excited about that. People have been saying you can consistently one-shot Mei and Reaper as well which is a huge buff as they both can counter Hog and have hard escapes from a failed hook kill.

I think the hook break is currently overtuned and needs to be brought back a touch, but if the price is no more hooks dropping people at my sides or rear I think I can survive.
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I want to lick mei's asshole
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Is PS4 losing players? I'm having trouble finding a match that isn't ending in 5 seconds.
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>>164729962
this desu
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>>164729882
Still has thunder thighs
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>people already have gold portraits

I play this game way too much but to have a gold one by this stage you'd need to play what, 6-7 hours a day everyday since release?
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>Spend whole life sneering at weebs that sperg out over waifu animes
>"Who the fuck pines over fictional quite girls and fantasizes about suicide in the hopes that they will be reincarnated inside their favorite anime. Fucking no-life weirdos."
>This game comes out
Maybe they were onto something...
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>>164724285
Neither of those are characters roadhog is meant to counter

Roadhog hook is one of overwatch's keystone abilities, it is always working as intended. Neither of those matchups were ever meant to be direct counters to begin, the fact that they deliberately aren't being punished for duking at the last possible second anymore kind of proves that. Duking it like that requires more skill than landing it considering if hook had actually landed first their ability wouldn't have fired, and the netcode argument doesn't apply considering the topic of conversation is the fact that roadhog can no longer land hooks on tracers that aren't there anymore, and that's only if they can actually break line of sight, which if they do you were outplayed, as baiting roadhog to break his hook around a corner is now a valid tactic.
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>>164729882
Nigga what, discounting her outfit, look at her legs, which unless you're gonna tell me those clingy thin pants are actually padded like 6 inches, are chunky as hell.
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>>164730069
Or shared accounts.

I see Magic a lot though
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>>164730096
She looks like she's getting ready to sneeze
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>>164729704
I don't understand why people play it at all. The matches are more shit than QP!

Give us a fucking unranked mode, please, I want matches were people at least try to play the game.
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>>164730145
Why would she wear skintight yoga pants when everything else is so thick

Do you even know how cold Antarctica is?
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>you will never chicken out of a date with tracer
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>>164730096
Why do you have such a shit waifu
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>>164730125
>baiting roadhog to break his hook around a corner is now a valid tactic
The most important thing to take away from this hook change. Hook can actually be outskilled now, not the other way around.
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>>164730197

I'm not playing this game with any degree of enjoyment until I get the server browser.
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>>164730221
>implying I have only one waifu
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>>164729995
No. Opposite actually, there was a huge influx of new players at Christmas as you would expect.
Maybe people are just losing patience for the game. I know I've been leaving quick play when it looks like we're going to lose. Which is dumb I know, taking quick play seriously. But it's just frustrating when you run into the rerard team that can't break a defence, or let's themselves get harassed at spawn, or the enemy 4 or 5 stack who are obviously communicating because you can never get someone on their own without them calling their friends for help meaning half the time you're ending up in 1v2 or even 1v3 because your team can't stay alive against coordination.
I want to play, but it's not worth my time to carry on with an obvious loss in QP, may as well just leave and queue again
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>>164725754
>>>Favorite character design
MEKA

>>Favorite character personality/lore
Reinhardt

>>Favorite character for fucking around in QP
Torb

>>Favorite character for comp
D.Va
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>>164730269
>Having more than one waifu
Worse than hitler.
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>>164730207
>ywn be extremely nervous as tracer texts and calls you nonstop to see if you're ok
>ywn panic as tracer bangs on your door and asks if you're home
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>>164729704
>being mad at literal rng that has no consequences
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>>164730269
>will ruin your laifu.jpg
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>>164726168
Takes the edge she has off on characters like Winston, McCree, Genji, Tracer, as well as in general making her weaker to everyone in general but less so for high burst damage like snipers, who always deal the most damage to her of course but in the past armor didn't matter to them much anyways, it was getting caught out
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>>164730339
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>>164730125
>Neither of those are characters roadhog is meant to counter
You are objectively wrong.
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>>164730064
>>164730145
>Having thick thighs is bad. And you guys are right back to wanting stick girls like Tracer or D.Va. They're okay but the best girls are the soft cuddle bugs like Mei.

>>164730205
Thermal clothing is actually commonly tight. You don't want a lot of air in your itght clothing, it loses heat too fast. Though she should be wearing something like jogging pants over them but Overwatch.
Besides: They hug her individual asscheeks. They're not baggy.
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Can any pro genji break down when to use M1 versus the fanned M2 shuriken?

It looks like M2 is useless unless you are point blank tanding all 3 shots to the face, correct?
But some guide said M2 is your "bread and butter" used more than M1, what gives?
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>>164730248
How would that help? The game needs more unity, not separation. Give us clans, goddammit.
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>>164729435
>All it needs to do is when the target is hooked they loose all momentum then pull them in.
Yeah, thatd be great, except they arent doing that so now theres a cheesy way to avoid getting hooked by sliding around a corner

Like theres no reason a hog shouldnt be able to hook people who are in LOS, and breaking LOS after he lands the hook within LOS shouldnt be a reason for the hook to "break."
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>>164730269
you whore
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>competitive overwatch
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/5mbdpn/kungarna_vs_lg_curious_mouse_movement_from_mykl/

topkek
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>>164730125
>Neither of those are characters roadhog is meant to counter
>Nothing else does the job as well without getting gibbed in the process
>For the game's whole lifespan thus far he's been the immediate solution to "These fast faggots have to stop"
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>>164730413
/owg/ waifu clan when?
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>>164730413
>Give us clans
You're being facetious but I'm kind of curious. What on earth would official clans even do in this?
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>>164730096
Of all the women it's fucking Tracer?
Get better taste anon
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>>164729845
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>>164729882
Are you blind? Maybe not fat in comparison to a fucking blue whale, but she's fat. Factor in her cup size, and look at her thighs compared to her titties. Just because more people are fat these days, doesn't mean that the standards for fat have drastically changed. I guaran-fucking-tee you she's got a BMI over 30%, and is at a considerably higher than average risk of cardiovascular disease.
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>>164730505
>>Nothing else does the job as well without getting gibbed in the process
HOL UP
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>>164730408
M2 is for close range, it fires quicker and landing even 1 head shit with M2 is better than missing with the slower M1
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>>164730207
>not protecting Tracer's smile
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>>164730408
Yeah it sort of is your bread and butter, namely because it like triples your rate of fire and thereby triples your dps, you just have to make sure all 3 shurikens are landing. But genji is a hypermobile flanker, you shouldnt really have any issue getting right up in people's faces.
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>>164729189
>more bullets per volley
>each only does 1 less damage

Horseshit. She can also still get right in your face and get tons of headshots with her peashooters, which all the ones I face love doing, which equals a quick death. You literally have absolutely nothing to complain about.
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>>164730269
Having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu anon
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>>164730628
8*3=24
11*2=22

and this is if you're at point blank

I'm not complaining about anything, I don't play her outside of 6 dva rushes
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is gold average? i want to know what my ranking means, if i'm a shitter or not.
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>>164730565
Quality work, but too much blush
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>>164730394
I'm the second one you quoted, I'm more than happy with Mei being chubby and plump though, I was just pointing out that image is pretty dumb when you can easily see those meaty legs.
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>doing my best to blast down the supports and tanks, but they have an Ana and I can't do it alone
>the other DPS is basically nonexistant
>team yells at me
>offer to switch to another role if they want to DPS themselves if I'm not up to their par
>they continue to bitch instead of taking control themselves

just another night of overwatch xdd
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>>164730742
The rank is out of 5000, use basic math to figure it out for yourself
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>>164730742
Platinum is average but most people say diamond is
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>>164730541
I'm not sure what you mean by "official", but being able to form clans would help meet people of similar minds and skills. Couple that with some sort of tournament mode (clans versus clans) and the game gets both more social and more competitive.

I really can't understand why they launched the game with such a crucial feature missing.
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>mfw a genji tries to deflect my deathbeam
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>Mfw having to play Lucio offensively because no one is trying to push the payload
>Mfw this shit happens in comp

it says a lot that a support hero gets most eliminations
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>>164730885
It's either instinct, or hoping someone else will shoot him with something deadly and fuck you up because he can't out DPS you.
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>>164730869
>I'm not sure what you mean by "official", but being able to form clans
I assume you meant just some dumb thing to add [DIE] to the front of your name.

I can't think of a single game that even has this feature outside of like wow or something.
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>>164730708
Wasn't one of the hugest complaints that tanks do so much damage? This is a good start to making tanks less DPS and more Tank. Of course they could have split D. Va's health 300 both ways so she's still tanky but only slightly less than before. She's still got the best mobility in the game and two lives and a hard counter to all projectiles.
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Is d.va really trash with the changes? She only does slightly less damage close range. Still, I'm worried about the armor/health swap. I don't wanna get blown up any time I try to do anything.
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>>164730505
It's not going to stop him from doing that, he's just not going to be able to do it around corners and through rein sheilds anymore. And the fact that close range hooks no longer places the victim behind or on top of roadhog more than makes up for the fact that he can't zone around corners anymore
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>>164730581
>No huge gut where fat is rolling off of her.
>Her skin is still tight, just a little stretched
Having thick thighs isn't a sign of being fat. Mei's figure hourglasses really well.

Honestly, I don't think you've ever seen what a realy fat chick looks like. Or you're trying to judge based on an asian "Stick figure flat as a board girl" standard.

Plus she climbs mountains, there might be a layer of muscle there.
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>mfw a genji tries to deflect my hammer
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>>164729836
I don't know, for some reason they have a hardon for Ana. I seriously wonder if she is modelled after someones actual Grandmother in RL.

>>164730628
She shoots more bullets, but she took a 33% damage decrease on each bullet. So she does less. In addition, because of the way fall off works in this game, each bullet used to deal 3 points of damage up to 10m, 2 points of damage up to 30m, and 1 after that. Now her bullets deal 2 points of dmg up to 10m, 1 point of dmg up to 30m, and 0-1 point of dmg past that.
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>>164730968
I don't play a lot of games, but old favourites like Quake, Unreal, etc. definitely had clans. World of Tanks has clans. I'm sure plenty of games still have clans.

You kids get hung up with the clan tags, which are irrelevant by themselves.
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>>164731117
Yes it's faster to kill her now compare to her old 500 health

I think it's safe to say the tank meta is dead with roadhog and dva being awful and ana being nerfed. Now the only viable tanks are reinhardt and zarya.. again
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>>164730885
>D.Va tries to Defense Matrix Zarya's beam
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>nerfing D.Va damage

Why not remove her guns altogether.
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>>164730293
We need a better new character than Sombra next time.
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>>164731295
>World of Tanks has clans.
People play world of tanks?
I thought it was some weird ad campaign like what evony or whatever that thing was used to be
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>>164731010
Why is a problem that tanks do damage? They're all very short range, and the longer ranged/higher damage tanks (Roadhog, Zarya) are significantly less tanky than the rest of the tanks.
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>>164731313
>and ana being nerfed.
you mean the nerf that might as well not exist how little it affects anything?
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>>164731242
So basically they made Winston even more irrelevant?

Also does anyone know if they're going to address ez-mode-DPS-76. So bored of basically all the offence heroes being pointless (except maybe a very skilled McCree) because the tutorial hero can do their jobs better
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>>164731313
Roadhog isn't dead, you fucking babies, jesus christ.
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>>164731236
Deflect stops melee damage.
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>>164731207
>Plus she climbs mountains, there might be a layer of muscle there.

>Mei's thighs will never crush your dick
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>>164731236
It makes your hammer do no damage.
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>>164731386
>Short range
>Zarya

no
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>>164731010
Not that they do too much damage, its that some tanks like Hog have insta-kill moves. D.VA, Zarya, and Reinhardt are all very sticky and able to stay due to shields and DM. Hog has a self heal and a lot of health.

Combined they made a very difficult team to push off a point, and because of Ana's grenade healing and boosting healing to her allies for a second wind, AND preventing enemies from healing so they have to back off for the debuff to wear so they can get healed, it means that the tank meta is very hard to push off a point.

The PTR changes don't effect tank meta, except that hog will have a harder time hooking Ana and etc, and the side effect that D.VA will need to stay behind so she will just sit behind Rein's shield and pocket him.

Basically this is almost a buff to tank meta.
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>8 hours of diamond soloqueing grinding
>I'm 70 points sr lower then when I started

How the fuck do you get out of diamond, I seriously want to know. It's just an up and down loop that continues forever of winning then losing then losing then losing then winning ect

I've never felt so defeated before desu
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>>164731386
because they are better dps than the attack heroes, and better at defense than the defense heroes
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>>164731487
Did you read my fucking post you nigger?
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>>164731386
>Roadhog
>Heals half his health on an 8 second cooldown

>Zarya
>(Near) Invulnerability that just makes her stronger

Winston's less tanky than both
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>>164731495
The problem really is that Hog is not a tank, just like how Symmetra wasn't a healer way back when. He doesn't protect anyone, he is just a slow-ass assault class with a fuckton of health.
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>>164731512
>I've never felt so defeated before desu
well here's a question

why the fuck do you care about your sr
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I'm completely incapable of playing this game competently. In what way should I kill myself? It doesn't have to be painless.
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>>164731373
Well, if YOU have never played it, then that definitely means others don't either?

But yeah, it has thousands of players, and usually only casual players DON'T belong to clans. Clans have their own tags, sure, but more importantly they have their own chat channel to make grouping up easier. And then there's Clan Wars, which obviously is only available to people who are in different clans.
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>>164731495
>except that hog will have a harder time hooking Ana and etc

The only way he'd have a harder time is if they somehow teleport behind cover every time he throws his hook. Lucio and Tracer he might have more trouble with, but everyone else is still a slab of meat ready to be hooked and cooked.
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>>164731554
>Heals half his health on an 8 second cooldown
Because he has no armour, no shields, and no barriers. If he didn't have a huge self heal he would be bottom of the barrel without a pocket Mercy.
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>>164731386
>short range
>Roadhog hooks you from across the map
ye-No.
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>>164731334
Already beats the tickle gun and DVA was able to out trade most heroes without much effort. Honestly I prefer they just give her ammo so she can't be so brain dead on how she shoots.
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>>164731606

Don't you have to hit a certain sr to move on to the next rank? I want to get to masters
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>Kill-feed now shows when you kill people with headshots
Why is nobody talking about this? On PTR if you kill someone with a critical the kill-feed is red.
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>>164731554
But Roadhog has no armor. Healing doesn't matter if you miss your hook like a fucking monkey and get blown up by Pharah and 76.
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>>164731207
Shes fat. Like eskimos to keep warm. Shes a fat chi ese eskimo. Deal with it.
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>>164731512
Have you been padding your stats or have you been playing Tank/Support as your team needs? The better your DPS and KDR the more points you gain for a win and the fewer points you lose for a loss.
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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT
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>>164731732
>76

Fuck that easy-mode shitter, his damage needs to be changed back to before and his auto-aim garbage removed.
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>>164731706
I mean, yea, but rank is nothing but a symbol of SR.

I can understand people who are super obsessed with being The Best caring about their sr but I've never understood why you would care about it at all otherwise.
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Parents got me Overwatch origins for Christmas, and I actually really like this game. I just hit level 26,and I tried competitive play,but my first two placement battles were losses. I'd really like some friends to play with who understand the meta.
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>>164731321
Every time I do this, I call myself retarded out loud, yet I still do it.
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>>164731661
You realize that Ana or Lucio can just stand with their leg covered by a bench or lamp post and they are safe from the hook. The new system has a weird object sensing step that stops the hook if any part of the player's entire body comes into contact with an object. So literally people are getting saved by benches in the Oasis map and lamp posts in King's Row.
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>>164731207
Not saying she's 'forklift out out of the bed' fat like roadhog is. I'm just saying she is fat. You don't have to have a huge belly to be fat. Fat firms in layers upon muscle, and is clearly visible by her thigh size. I'm not saying it's bad either. She's still very cute. The main point is that she is and would be considered fat both medically, and aesthetically. If you think otherwise you have a handicap.
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>>164731732
>Having a lot of health doesn't matter if you are bad at the game and one hero can't counter every other hero
Gee who would have thunk it.
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>>164731679
Again, I specifically mentioned the two exceptions, which you would have realized if you had read the second half of my post.
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Objectively the most attractive OW girl

Look at her flawless face and tell me it's not true
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>>164731826
Simple:
Geometry.
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>>164731826
Blizzard wants to make people with bad aim feel good.

They nerfed the comical size of his arrow's hitbox a while ago but hanzo shitters got mad so they reverted it.
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>>164731826
Arrows travel in an arc. He aimed at the right point for the arrow to land on your head.
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>>164731826
Blizzard needs to make the weebs feel good about themselves. Been noticing this shit too
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>>164731732
Or any combination of heroes really. Tracer and (post-nerf) Dva already have the DPS to nullify his heal, and literally any combination of heroes can 2v1 Roadhog if he doesn't have his hook.
His primary fire is great if you're stood right in front of him (where the hook puts you), and his alt-fire is great if you're exactly 11m away, but if you're within 10m and not stood right in front of him his damage is pathetic, the spread is huge.
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>>164730505
>nothing else does the job as well without getting gibbed in the process
Average roadhog player mindset, these words demonstrate the roadhog players inability to use any other character, and that without a doubt roadhog hook is a crutch for people who don't actually understand how to play the game. I doubt you've played a character with less than 400 health since your overwatch told you how good Ana is.

The fact that you're scared of having to pick a 200 HP character to kill other 200 HP characters should embarrass you. but hey no one's going to stop you playing roadhog, just accept you'll be doing it in gold instead of plat
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>>164731842
Play Soldier. If someone is playing Soldier, play D.Va, Roadhog or Zarya.
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>>164731864
The point was the heal doesn't make him broken.
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>>164730297

>hair sticking out of power armor
>power armor for muh feminine figure xD
>looks like a 30 year old with white hair

shit/10
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>>164729901
Nice try Genji but voice lines are not played back during PotG replays.
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>>164731763
That's not an argument, nor is it proof. Show me your evidence that she's fat. That she has some kind of muffin top or fat rolls, because I'm not seeing any of that.

>>164731854
Having fat and being fat are two separate things. Having some fat is important for girls, especially for starting their menstruation cycles and pregnancy.
But until it starts making fat rolls, you're not really fat. Medically she'd be overweight, maximum, not 30%+ "Obese"
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>get home
>tired
>excited for netflix and sleep
>play overwatch instead
>hate my night
>repeat every day

39% win rate bros
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>>164731236

it stops melee damage, as a rein main i was puzzled why this diminuitive azn would deflect my hammer and only prolong his inevitable death
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>>164732109
F
A
THIGHS
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>>164731786

I try to go for DPS, unless the roles are already there. If we need a healer, I usually go Zen/Lucio. If tank, Dva or Hog. Im good with most of the dps's

>>164731840
idgaf about being "the best" I just want the 2000 cp so I can buy a golden gun. I have 100 wins so far. After I buy it, I'll never play comp again (or atleast, not anywhere near this extent)
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>>164731412
A nerf is a nerf

The real big nerf to the tank meta is dva and roadhog anyway, if something kills it, it is those 2
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>>164732212
Ah ok, that's the only reason I even bother with callibration.

Instead of giving myself a hernia I'm just gonna wait the few seasons it'll take to get the guns.
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>23 heroes
>turn on Twitch
>Every stream is Zarya or Ana

There's the occasional Soldier or Mercy sprinkled in too, I guess
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Fareeha!
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>>164732120
Better than my 18% winrate.
God it sucks being shit at FPS'
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>>164729818
>Bring old def matrix back, but nerf it to 3 seconds
>Leave her at her 500HP/armor status

there. Her survivability still exists and I can spam eat zarya ults
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>>164730745
how gay can you go anon
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>get 10 upboats at the end of the game
>shitstain who hardlocked Tor on attack: "desu mediocre lucio"
Fuck you slut, enjoy no healing on defense.
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>>164732186
What about thighs?
You can't really say this is fat, now can you?
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>>164731986
>The fact that you're scared of having to pick a 200 HP character to kill other 200 HP characters should embarrass you
Who's scared? I'll just play Soldier-EZ he's """""""200 health""""""" except for a 5 second self heal of 40h/s more burst damage than most other offence heroes thanks to this rocket+primary fire combo, and even an aimbot if I'm getting out played.
Sure is tough playing 200 health heroes!
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>>164725754
>Favorite character design
If vanilla, Ana. If with a skin, probably Mechaqueen Pharah or Horus Ana.

>Favorite character personality/lore

Reinhardt for sure.

>Favorite character for fucking around in QP

Reinhardt

>Favorite character for comp

I don't play Comp so I can't comment. Would probably be Mercy or Reinhardt.

>>164730297
I wonder if there were any female Crusaders, or if we'll ever see another member of that faction join the hero selection. I want more power armor, and more neat ways that it's implimented.
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>>164732331
Kephrii is a cancerous Widow main
Surefour does a lot of McCree, 76, Tracer, even Sombra
MoonMoon does Rein and Hog
Seagull does a lot of Genji but often falls back on Zarya
IDDQD basically the same as Surefour I think, not sure, it's been a while since I watched him

Hope that helps.
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>>164732430
no one here likes this
/owg/ are all pedos wanting to fug 15 y/o's
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>>164732430
Iskra Lawrence is a miracle of the universe.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXWR9WN4KaU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwLJOeic-hg
Nice "nerf" blizzard.
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>>164731452
>>164731481
>>164732163
Not him, but

>Have 90 hours on rein
>Never knew this

TIL. The genjis still die before they can escape, though.
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>>164732685
What a cute boy
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>>164732767
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>>164732430
That's a nice pupper.
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>>164732409
>how gay can you go anon
For not liking so much blush, or for appreciating a Mei card?
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I fucking hate tracer's ult its the most annoying piece of shit thing to land. No matter how close I am to them it still never fucking sticks let alone kills anyone. It's bad enough the thing can potentially kill you if you fuck up.
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>It's a "Teammate afraid to die so he lets enemy team capture the payload instead of stalling until the rest of the team gets there" episode
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>>164732430
Dog is cuter than she is.
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>>164732908
Member when Dva's ult used to kill her? Then they decided that the hero who never needs to reload, who gets a 2nd chance at life if they couldn't prevent their health dropping to 0, needed to be even MORE ez
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So is D.Va back in shit tier? Was already missing people screaming at me for playing her above plat.
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>>164724825
>Reaper
needs no change.
he was probably gonna teleport there eventually anyways
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>>164732859
not liking blush
not liking mei is physically impossible, trust me im a PhD neuroscientists
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>>164732908
Try aiming towards the floor when you pop it.
Not straight down, more like 45 degrees off angle.
Thank me later.
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>>164732908
>Tracer and Junkrat's ult can kill them
>D.Va doesn't

Makes you think doesn't it
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>>164729189
She'll do more at mid range because more pellets will hit.
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>you will never be friend-zoned by tracer because you're not a woman
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>>164732685
>>164732819
I'd give them the fug
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>>164733154
Because dva doesn't have the mobility to get away from her ult out of mech, and you're fucking retarded if you manage to kill yourself with Junkrat ult.
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>>164733053
I like blush, but there's blush, and then there's a poison ivy rash.

Also, fuck you captcha
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>>164731763
>>164731854
Fat Mei would look like >>164733053
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>>164733021
yes, she dies so quickly and feeds so much ult now. they also nerfed her damage slightly
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>>164728226
>I shouldn't have to know what the balance changes are to understand why people are complaining about the balance changes
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>>164733242
>doesn't have the mobility
The entire fucking point was to not drop the ult somewhere it would kill you too, like Junkrat. That's why you can launch it instead of just leave it standing still. There was risk and reward, if you were caught out you could wipe half the enemy team but it would cost you your life too. But nope that's too hard for shitters. Same reason she doesn't reload and she pops out her mech instead of dying when she hits 0 like literally every hero in the game.
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>>164733242
It makes no sense that a huge ass explosion wouldn't kill someone yet a fucking tiny ass grenade does. They need to either make them all immune or take away all immunity. This should give DVA an incentive not to be stupid with their ult.
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>>164733382
Noice. Time to ruin the games for everyone just as i did in S2 with her.
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>>164732109
Here, since fat seems to be too subjective of a term, let's be objective. This woman has a BMI of 27. She is medically considered 'overweight' by the National Health Society. Now let's look at definitions :)

>Definition of overweight
: exceeding expected, normal, or proper weight; especially : exceeding the bodily weight normal for one's age, height, and build

Now, if we dissect this information, we can deduce, that Mei is fat, you dense morherfucker.
And before you misinterpret that as well, I'm calling you dense as in dense-minded, not in relation to mass.
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Why would you argue about fat waifus when you could argue about perfection?
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>D.Va will never awkwardly laugh on her stream because you made the donation text-to-speech thing confess your eternal love for her as she desperately hopes you were joking
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>>164733242

Hmm if only you could launch it from a save spot
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>>164724825
Mercy
Her buff is that she has an insatiable love for my cock.
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>>164733664
>the distressing on those jeans
Might as well not be wearing pants at all desu.
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>>164733558
I said Mei's possibly overweight in the post your responding to, but no one except "definition" types like yourself would consider that fat. Typically you have to be obese with literal rolls of fat before you're considered "fat" by the rest of society.

Also BMI goes to shit if the subject has any muscle, which Mei probably does.
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>>164733773
I often tell Pharah she might as well not wear pants
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>>164733664
I'm still conflicted about the whole amputee argument with Pharah.

On one hand, I think it'd be cool if she had cybernetic arms or whatever, but on the other, I don't really care that she has her real arms. I kind of wish Blizzard changed her design a little bit, to make it more obvious she had her limbs, but I guess it's kind of nitpicky, and not a big deal.
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>Pick Junkrat
>Get flamed immediately for picking Junkrat in comp.
>Do amazing the round, get gold in elims, objective kills, and damage and we almost get the third point.
>Still getting flamed.
>Idiot switches off of Pharah which he was doing well with and goes widow to troll.
>We lose.
>Still somehow my fault.
I just hate people in general.
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>>164733773
>Artist is IAHFY
There probably is a pantsless version of that out there.

>>164733869
The argument is dead.
They've stated that she's not an amputee.
They've released a spray with her out of her suit with all her limbs.
They've had her show up in a 'modern day' comic with all her limbs.
She's got them all.
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>>164733870
>Do amazing the round, get gold in elims, objective kills, and damage and we almost get the third point.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES. Getting gold elims/damage with Junkrat is easy because he gets a lot of peripheral damage from his splash damage. If you are not actually getting picks on key targets then you are not contributing.
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>>164733489
>>164733487
dont argue with dva mains, you'll only hurt yourselves
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Who's the best player and why is it Tisumi?
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>>164733869
I've sort of got an amputee/robo-limb fetish but that's only because I self-insert onto a ton of forms of submission and would like it.
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>>164733680
How could you launch it in a way that would guarantee at least 2 kills but not also kill yourself in the process? The way you're supposed to do it now is launch it upwards so the enemy team can't hide behind cover. But if they can't hide, most likely you can't either. Her ult is literally pointless if it's impossible to clear an objective without killing yourself in the process.
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>>164733982
I'm not arguing for the amputee thing, anon, I'm just saying I thought it would have been cool, but I'm not against it being dead.

I guess I wasn't clear enough.
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>tfw potg
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>>164733992
>Dude switched off Pharah to troll as Widowmaker.
They're both kind of faggots.
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>>164734168
Man that's an ancient potg, that's from like release week.
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>>164734101
Launch it over a building so it lands near them and you're behind a wall.

Did you not play D.Va when her ult could kill her?
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>>164734027
I just want to fucking play my favorite hero and actually contribute something other than ult charge for the other team. I think she needs a nerf, but the change to her ult was good. Maybe I'm just a shitter, idk.
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>>164733869
>>164734086
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>>164734078
Not as good as Surefour desu
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>>164729054
>Symm's microwave
>12m
I thought it was 9?
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>>164734218
P sure it's from stress test weekend dude
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>>164734220
I guess I'm just trash
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>>164734162
Ah. The "I'm conflicted" thing just sounded like you were still trying to figure out which side to take or something like that. You're good.
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>>164734317
Yea I'm not amputeefag, I used to blow him out all the time, just commenting on the situation
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what do you think getting vored by mercy would be like
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>>164729962
I want to lick every Overwatch girls butthole. Seriously, just have the line up on all fours and let me go to town on that all-you-can-eat ass buffet. Naturally, like all 3D women in our realm, they would all love a nice rimjob. Every girl loves getting her buttole licked, that's a fact. But which Overwatch girls would be the hardcore anal freaks? I assume all of them would like ass play and gentle anal, but which ones demand it? Have an insatiable craving for it? Discuss.
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Why people are so triggered about oasis ?
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>>164734101
Go watch a Dva ult compilation
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>>164734257
ive got nothing against people who can play heroes effectively, unfortunately you dont see much of them
i didnt play dva much when her ult killed her (still dont play her much honestly) but the only times i ever killed myself with her ult were when i lost situational awareness and got stuck on something
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is there any mccree x tracer?
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>>164734372
Y'know I like my girls with a little muscle and all, but that picture looks like her abs are literal rocks
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>>164734168
>the way he just slowly slides off the edge

Every time.
This is perfect with the PotG music.
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>>164732943
>It's an "impossible to win attack because your team refuses to group up" episode
>>
blease post overwatch vore
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>>164731996
Right now I'm maining Reinhardt and bastion. I'm practicing with diva and genji. My gamer tag is turbine670 if any healers want to friend me and hit me up.
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>>164734546
Perfect for grinding your dick on and enjoying the bumpiness
But here, something a little more subtle.
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is there a chart of average SR? I'm curios on where I stand
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>>164734532
I don't think so. Tracer was mostly getting shipped with girls even before anyone knew she was a lesbian.
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>>164731836
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i miss my ex gf
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>>164734823
at least you had one
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>>164734823
I miss her too.
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>>164734317
I mean [visible confusion] jankrat poster isn't wrong there though.
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Is crying "salt" when people criticize the roadhog hook, with good reason, some sort of retarded form of trolling?
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>>164734852
>just look on the bright side man
>you HAD one most people dont get even that
fuck off, he's allowed to complain if he wants
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>>164733992
That's what I was implying by saying I got three golds. Objective kills is one such measure of contributing if you're killing people preventing you from pushing the cart.
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It placed me higher than I was last season. I was 3046 at my highest last season.

I just want to play with my low rank friends to teach them how to get better. And to stomp shitters
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>>164734896
>too autistic to understand blizzard does cartoony bodies and builds

He's wrong and so are you.
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>>164734423
As for my picks, I would say Sombra, Widowmaker, Pharah, and Ana based solely on their ethnicities.

Latinas LOVE anal; I'll bet Sombra can't go one day without plugging her cute brown churro-cutter even if there is an imperative hacking to be done.
French women LOVE anal; Widowmaker's blueberry would be stuffed constantly even on missions making the sexual exhilaration she experiences from kills reach the highest tiers of ecstasy.
Arab girls LOVE anal; before disappearing Ana probably gave Pharah a birds and the bees speech that leaned heavily on not being afraid to explore her sarcophagus, perhaps even with a practical hands on demonstration.
These are basically facts. I'll bet all of them though, just to be safe.
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>>164732943
1v6 isn't stalling a point, it's giving your enemy free points.

>>164734620
This and "Your team doesn't understand the basics of capturing and holding a point" are why I lost the last twenty-three matches I've been in. Why do people play this game if they have no idea what they're supposed to be doing?
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>>164733838
Alright
Just because more people in the first world countries are fat, and just because the current zeitgeist of these countries is to protect everyone's feelings, and to not offend them; does not mean we get to change the standards across the board for what is and isn't fat. There is a basic form and fitness that is what every member of the human species should strive to achieve. This is in effort of health, which, in turn, is in effort of the sustained perpetuation of our species. That goal, when it comes down to it, is our most basic, and sometimes considered only, reason for being. When you do not meet this standard as a person, especially by a margin such as Mei, you are fat.

By the basest of definition, Mei is fucking fat. Just deal w/ it. That's okay, it's a fictional fucking character. But saying she is not fat based in your lowered societal standards is just incorrect.
That's the most infuriating thibg is that you are actively perpetuating being objectively wrong. Like it's just okay to be wrong because much feelings.
You are what's wrong with today's society.
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>Match Complete
>Final result is obvious
>Can't leave without taking a penalty until Athena tells you the incredibly obvious result

Don't care what anyone says, this is really annoying after some losses.
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>>164734973
>2 wins
>3064
nice system blizzard
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>Winston in a nutshell
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>>164734823
I don't, but mine was an abusive cunt

I'm now chasing another bitchy girl but it'll work out this time I swear
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>27 hours on Zenyatta
>Have ulted through multiple Zarya wombo combos
>No achievement
>Solo ult our Hog
>Get the 1500 healing achievement
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>>164735025
*blueberry muffin
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>>164732430
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>internet is so shit it disconnects about every 3 matches and lags non stop
>have to shitpost here instead
fucken hell
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>>164735138
Overwatch character based on the likeness of MEW when?
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>>164735215
We can only hope

>still no sexy tank girls
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Through some eldritch magic, Valve and Blizzard reveal that they are releasing a TF2/OW crossover movie.

What would you want to see in it?

>Zarya and Heavy gushing over each other's guns.
>The Scout and Miss Pauling hitting on Tracer and getting rejected for different reasons.
>The Engineer threatening to sue Torbjorn for copyright infringement.
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>>164735353
Just put Overwatch characters in the next All Stars Racing
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>>164735353
>What would you want to see in it?
nothing
valve isnt even an echo of what it used to be, they'd use it as a desperate plea to revive their long dead game
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>>164735353
>miss Pauling hitting on tracer
>>>/y/
>>
>Mei gets quad kill PotG
>turn away for a bit
>hear a quiet "really?"
>he only got one vote
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>>164735353
Oh god, I just remembered Miss Pauling is gay. Tracer gonna cuck poor Scout
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>>164735353
>Scout hitting on Tracer
She looks like a man. Scout don't want any of that trash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfnLGyfmY84
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>>164732120
He wouldn't have hit if 'attacker advantage' didn't come into play. On his screen, he was still on the ground when he hit you. I'm not even kidding.
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>>164735353
Reaper and Pyro shenanigans
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>>164735138
she was sort of abusive but i still miss her
she forced me to eat my own cum once and gave me nonconsensual blowjobs but i still miss her
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>>164735491

>Scout: "Dammit, ain't there any chicks in two universe what like guys?"
>Zarya: "I like men."
>Scout: "...I said chicks."
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>>164735353
>McCree and Demo having a drinking contest
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>>164735564
I'm more confused by the second than the first
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>>164730968

LoL does something similar, basically they're just player groups with their own communication channels so you can find people from that group to play. Even before then they let you establish chat rooms.
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>>164735564
That's kinda hot
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>>164735596

My liver failed just reading this.
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>>164733678
But she probably gets a shit ton of confessions.
She'd be use to people pledging their eternal love to her
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>>164735564
This description combined with the picture of MEW is making me extremely aroused
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>>164735056
You're wrong because soft girls handle getting pregnant and giving birth better.
Additionally, throughout human history being well fed was a sign of wealth and prestige, because it meant you could afford food and were more properly nourished than those around you. Indeed, until industrialization, Mei's bodytype was the ideal for women.

It wasn't until then that the flawed BMI index was created because people were getting too fat and western countries got obsessed with twiggy girls that "Super thin" became the ideal.

So you should learn human history before spouting nonsense on "effort of health"

>By a margin
By what margin, being able to walk, job, jump, do athletic activities, and even fucking climb mountains? That's not an obese overly-fat waste of genes like you're trying to claim. And as noted, menstruation is tied to female fat content. The truth is, girls D.Va's size or hyper muscular girls like Zarya are actually less fit to reproduce than Mei. Girls don't menstruate until you have a certain level of fat content in their body, and if their fat content gets too low, their reproductive systems straight stop. Their bodies stop producing estrogen, and they lose bone mass.
So ironically, by appealing to the idea of human reproduction, all you did was point out that Mei is MORE fit than some other girls, not less.
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>>164734973
the rich get richer and the poor get poorer
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>>164735353
Soldier and Soldier: 76 reminiscing over wartime events.

Spy and Sombra playing tag.

Winston puzzling over Heavy's stash of sandwiches.

Junkrat and Demoman blowing shit up together.

Zarya riding Scout in cowgirl position.
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>>164735564
howd it taste?
i'll admit the thought has crossed my mind, but i've never tried
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>round 1 defend
>other team gets two points
>round 2 attack
>we get two points
>DEFEAT

Can someone explain how these fucking points work?
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>>164725754

>Favorite character design
Tie between Mech pharah and zenyatta

>Favorite character personality/lore
reinhardt
>Favorite character for fucking around in QP
genji
>Favorite character for comp
reinhardt
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>>164735658
while we're on the subject on child birth, dont forget wide hips not only look better, but also make the process easier or so i've heard, just going on hearsay
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>>164732943

>it's a tracer runs off the point in overtime to get a health pack when enemy team is dead round
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Would mystery heroes be decent if you would have to stick with one character the whole game, no multi picks and at least one of each role?
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Mercy is not for lewd.
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>>164735974
Mercy is the biggest slut in the fucking world
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>>164735932
it'd be better if it didnt cycle me between the same four fucking heroes three rounds in a fucking row
had that happen the other day and it was infuriating since two of those were ana and hanzo, i suck with snipers
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>>164735974
I agree

Mercy PLAYERS, on the other hand...
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>>164732430
>tfw no thicc woman with large thighs to hold
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Which OW girl has the fattest pussy?
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Did Blizzard ever reveal how Widowmaker broke her lumbar region?
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>>164736052
>Mercy PLAYERS, on the other hand...
Well they ARE healsluts
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>>164734985
Yeah but it's less cartoony and more she has actual ball joints in her knees and elbows and stuff, that's pretty weird.
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>>164736103
I blew her back out during some rough doggy. Best but of my life desu.
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>>164735974
Mercy is a desperate-as-fuck 38 year old woman.

Just look at her trying this hard to get some male or female, she's not that picky anymore attention
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>>164735932
There's a game mode sort of like that in the brawls Mobawatch
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>>164736098
Mei obviously. Fattest pussy on the fattest girl.
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>>164736196
I meant nut lmao, but yeah Widow has best butt too.
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>>164736221
Wait she's a christmas cake?
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>>164736221
>Mercy
>desperate
>when her boyfriend's got a vibrator dick
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>>164736034
>got Zenyatta 3 times in a row
>ult charge resets every time
Fucking annoying.

Also I always seemed to get Ana, Winston, Symmetra and Roadhog.
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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't insta-lock Lucio when they get a match in Ilios

Why?
Do you hate fun?
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>>164736247
I hope so. It is so very disappointing when a thicc girl lacks the puffy vulva I crave.
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>>164736290
Fuck off Chu, you're not welcome here
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>want to try gitting gud with new heroes
>dont want to ruin games for other people
Feels bad.
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>>164736349
other people are faster than me
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>>164736290
Are you referring to the mecha-dildo built into Pharah's suit? Because Pharah's a girl anon
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I'd rather be Bronze and be able to play D.va than Diamond and never play D.va

You have no power over me Blizzard
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>>164736381

if your on a team, the last to pick, and no one has locked healer and/or tank, they are explicitly inviting you to fuck around with whoever you want
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>>164736349
No but I hate Brazilian subhumans.
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>>164736397
>he didn't notice Genji writing a hand-written letter to Mercy with a quill pen on Christmas

She's definitely getting that Shimada Shishkabob
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>>164736416
i would also prefer all dva players be stuck in bronze
everybody wins, thanks blizzard
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>>164736454
/vg/ is a /pol/ board and I love it
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>>164736416
Good taste anon.
D.va is literal perfection
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>>164736287
Dude, hardly anyone in the game is under 25.
D.Va stands out by being anime 19
Pharah's 32
Sombra's 31
Widowmaker's 33
Mei's 31 and that's only biologically, she could be chronologically anywhere between 31 and 41, depending on how long she was frozen.
Hell Tracer's technically a Christmas cake since she's 26
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>>164736439
Anon, but that's the exact scenario when I'm obliged to take a tank or healer instead of the new hero I'm really bad at.
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>>164736507
I wrote my grandmother a letter for Christmas, am I fucking her too?
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>>164735564
>wording this as if nonconsensual blowjobs are a bad thing
t. shit that never happened
kys
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>>164736507
Only because Chu rubs his Asian chub to the scrub banging the cherub
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>>164736005
This will never be a thing. She is Genji's wife :^)
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>>164736589
Boy, in the year 2100 or whatever the fuck when you're a cyborg ninja former heir to a crime boss fortune, you don't just write handwritten letters on Christmas to a woman who invented the technology to bring people back to life.

You write letters to your grandma because she's old and appreciates letters as a reminder of her better years.
You write letters to a woman your age who you have a close connection with because you're FUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>164735740
bad. kinda bad, but bland. it all depends on your diet anyway
>>164736628
if only you knew
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>>164736869
>have a close connection with
You do realise he hated his existence when he was brought back as a cyborg, he was obligate. To work for Overwatch, and when it ended he fucked off into the mountains and joined a robo-cult that he's been with for the last decade, right?
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D.va is now actually WORSE than she was on release. Jesus fuck Blizzard what are you doing
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>>164735658
Okay
I've tried subjectivity
I've tried objectivity
It's seems almost nothing will work.

There is one more argument.
Mei is fictional, which means that she was created with a certain idea in mind. So while I could go on about how a fitter female, with a wide pelvis and fat content still within healthy birthing limits, would be a way more ideal candidate for perpetuating the species in a primal setting; or how fat as a result of wealth and excess doesn't mean more healthy and longer living; I won't.
But, the remaining argument is "what was the concept of Mei?" Most people on the outside looking in, have regarded characters like Mei and Zarya to be an anti-exclusionary tactic. It's is believed that Blizzard added a fat girl, a muscle bound woman, and more recently a homosexual female, in effort to appeal to everyone, and to keep tumblr tards off of their back. With the sexualization of females becoming a hot button issue in the gaming industry, Blizzard's actions mime that of someone trying to hedge their bets. Unfortunately no one at Blizzard has come out and said this, because why would you?
So let's pause this debate, and over the next few days I will attempt to contact Blizzard to see if the idea of Mei is to add a fat girl. I will post results when I get them.

Good day, and good debating sir.
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>>164736971
Hating who he was didn't mean he had to hate Mercy as well. It's entirely reasonable to assume he may have been grateful to her for her efforts but been disgusted at himself.

Plus, now he's accepted what he is and thinks it's a good thing that he changed. At the very least he's not suicidal and certainly grateful to her NOW.

AKA, they're fuckin.
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>>164737136
What did they do.
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>>164735045
Every 60th of a second counts.
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>>164737136
Time to wait half a year until they buff her again. This is my first blizzard game and I thought the whole fotm characters thing was a joke, how wrong I was.
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>D.Va will get switched with Zarya again
>nothing else changes
>the only usable DPS is still boring Soldier

Good. Ree, Gengu, Window and other dps mains still butthurt to the max.
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>>164737185
only 200 armor and 5% reduce on DPS and a stealth nerf to her DM
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>>164737156
>hate what you've been turned into
>don't hate the person responsible
Sure Chu, that makes perfect sense.
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Why does every fucking general on this board have tumblr tier dyke fanfics?
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post yfw ptr goes live with no changes
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>tfw dva mains are getting triggered by nerfs but your main has been useless for ages
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>>164737313
It's entirely possible to feel glad that someone tried to help you even if they fucked up horrendously, especially considering he's now fine with his body and believes she did him a service considering she saved his life.
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>>164737301
>stealth nerf to her DM

?
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>>164736640
Well, we've reached out peak for 2017.
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>>164724256
>tracer player on babybays team
reminder that babybay = flex in csgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq5Z53q_Se8
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>>164737374
It always does so no surprises for me
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>>164737185
Switched hp and armor. Thanks to the critbox, she now basicaly has 201 HP. Time to hang out in the back lines again.
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>>164737136

>Have to spend 15 minutes pewing down a Mercy.

Kill me now.
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>>164737408
DM has a blank space between D.va and the DM

which means Reaper can get into your face and kill you even though DM is activated
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>>164736971
>he hated his existence when he was brought back as a cyborg,

What a fag,
Why would anyone hate being a cyborg?
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how do you genji

i'm only competent with Tracer
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>solo healing as Ana on Oasis
>literally pocketing our Hog because the fucking team won't group up and my spawn happens to by synced with his
>getting attacked by Mei and Genji
>just focussing on healing this Hog, he can kill them
>nope
>despite literally fucking pocketing him with the highest h/s in the game he decides to chug from his self heal
>Mei comes for me
>kills me before he's done healing
>Genji and Mei 2v1 the retard
This fucking game.
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>>164737563
its always been like that
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>>164737678
It's actually a lot worse now just try her on PTR
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>>164737398
Chu, your writing is fucking garbage. Do whatever you want, we all know you'll use any lame excuse to have your self insert fuck the aryan.
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Sweet baby jesus D.Va goes down like a bitch on the ptr. I agree she was a little too good but now she's just trash. Maybe it's finally time for my Pharah to shine though.
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>>164737136
Please, stop lying. You still have your retarded mobility, your "delete all projectiles" M2, your two lives, your exploding ult, and your overpowered pistol, and the damage "nerf" did jack shit. All you have to worry about now is playing more intelligently and not driving into the enemy team like a moron.
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>>164737758
It's kinda hard doing all that when I get melted in less than 3 seconds in team fights, why the fuck would anyone pick D.va over Zarya now?
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>>164737301
I expected some sort of health nerf but that's fucking retarded. I thought they were going to reduce armor by 100 and increase defense matrix cooldown by 1 second.
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>>164737758
>All you have to worry about now is playing more intelligently and not driving into the enemy team like a moron.
>lists all the reasons why D.va is ez-mode
>thinks D.va players can be expected to play intelligently
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>Playing Tracer
>Blink as McCree throws a flashbang at me
>I get teleported back and stunned

when is this going to get fixed? This deserves the Roadhog hook treatment where there are secondary checks to make sure that this doesn't happen. I don't believe that I should be teleported back, this is retarded.
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>>164737136
she lost between 5 and 100 health with this change
she is objectively better than release
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1. She shoots rockets!
2. She's Egyptian!
3. She's wife material and the cutest!
4. She's meta!
5. FAREEHA!
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>>164737959
I'd rather have 400 armor and 100hp back this bullshit
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Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and shit for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post.
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aaaaaand D.va is back being a troll pick and an F tier hero after 2 months of being viable and Rein is still untouched

way to go Blizzard.
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so i think the only people that are mad about the d.va change are waifufags and those that don't understand how armor works
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>be low gold mercy main scum
>get matched with a group of two on illios
>one goes ana the other 76
>perfectly normal first round, ana and i have almost equal healing
>other guy goes symmetra and tells me to pocket him
>ana did pretty good last round so fuck it
>we win the next two rounds almost immediately
>potg is nano-boosted symm being pocketed by me getting a 6-kill
>fucker has a card for 64 kills
>mfw

why did this work so well?
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>>164738092

>dweebs

Wow, what a scathing insult. That really hurt my feelings, Anon.
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Any OCE players around 2800 around for some comp?
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>>164738381
It's a twitch pasta
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>>164738338
>mercy main scum

How does this make you scum?
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why so many people hate mccree legendary skins they're not that bad
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>>164737758
>Tank has no survivability
Yeah, fuck you
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>hit 25
>do placement matches
>holy shit fucking 3/7 win:loss
>I'm going to be in the hundreds fuck me running
>1700 SR

How do people end up so low?
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>>164738338
cuz hes playing an overbuffed auto aim hero in a bracket where people cant aim
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I like that they're nerfing Ana and I like it comes on the grenade, but honestly it should have been something diffirenet.
Healing boost hurts other healers since ideally Ana throws the nade, then the other healer brings everyone up using the boost.
Removing the damage from grenade, or nerfing her raw healing/damage would have been much better.
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>>164738506
>ana is best healer and totally not op at all
>lucio compensates with speed boost
>zenyatta compensates with damage
>symmetra isn't a healer
>mercy has to actively stop healing to do anything but rez
that and between the healslut stuff and the "protect ur healz :P" we're basically walking memes
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>>164738410
I'm >>164734973
what you good at?

I main supp and sometimes flex to 76
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>>164738748
She's still fun though, and probably fine at gold

And the healslut thing shouldn't matter unless you are one
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>Win 4 games in a row in competitive
>Lose 1 game in competitive
>Lose more SR than I gained in those games

Aw dang
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Best girl award.
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>>164738184
Can't wait for all the tears me playing her in masters will cause once again.
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So whose home cooking would you try?
Who is the best cook?
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if you like widowmaker erotically you are literally one hair removed from being a full blown pedo beastfag because shes an alien

all the other girls are normal humans of various types and yet you pick an octopus alien?
something is wrong with you
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>Oasis
>get raped as Roadhog
>lose round 1
>switch to Pharah for the 2nd round
>absolutely god tier
>1 death
>win round 2
>3rd round
>13 player kill streak
>as soon as I die it goes to shit
>team loses the objective
>can't re-cap
>ended with 40% kill participation
>tfw team game relies heavily on team mates
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>>164738987
I'll bet torb's a fucking monster in the kitchen, he's got a billion children.
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>>164739028

>ended with 40% kill participation

I though you said you were carrying? 40% participation is garbage, especially for pharah.
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>>164739019
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>>164739019
>not picking the weird cyberangel who can literally bring people back from the dead, looks way younger than she should, and speaks the wrong kind of german for her nationality
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>tfw you finally get a potg as ana
>and you get master from winning that same match
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>>164738830
That's what you get for playing "muh meta" heroes.
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D.va has been buffed and nerfed 5 times already.

Is the balance team full of retards?
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>>164739208
>and speaks the wrong kind of german for her nationality
You know people can move right.

If I moved to new york after a few years I'd probably sound like I'm from new york and speak like I'm from there.
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>>164738987
Of the women? Objectively Mercy

Widow was married, but she was a rich bitch so she never cooked
Pharah is too busy on the job and usually eats out if you catch my drift
Same thing for Ana, she probably left Pharah at the OW daycare/babysitter a lot of the time
Tracer lets Emily do all the cooking since she's too tired after saving the day
Zarya is probably a decent cook but doesn't know how to do anything that doesn't have fucktons of protein
Sombra is a NEET who eats nothing but hot pockets
D. Va has all her food ordered for her from expensive delivery places by her beta stream followers
Symmetra eats nothing but that futuristic semi-liquid that has a whole day's nutrients in one serving

Mercy on the other hand spends all her time caring for people and her job is likely 9-5 a lot of the time, plus she's never stuck in a hospital bed herself or in combat zones
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>>164739295
>Is the balance team full of retards?
>Blizzard Entertainment
I dunno anon
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>>164739295

Has there ever been a balanced blizzard game?
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>Dropped from 3300 to 3120

How do people deal with falling even further? I'm about to commit suicide.
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>>164739150
Considering I only got 4 elims with Roadhog in the 1st round and didn't switch til 2nd 40% is fine, end yourself bronze you couldn't get 40% if you tried.
>>
So the hook now doesn't turn the victim to face hog as well.
Basically there's no way to survive a hook now.
I'm not even sure if all that amounts to buff or nerf to Roadhog.4
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>>164739470
always stop playing after the 3rd losing streak
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>>164739387
>tfw some young, starry-eyed overwatch agent looking to make a difference in the world was assigned to babysitting pharah
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>>164739439
>>164739295
>rollercoaster of buffs and nerfs
No, that is exactly how blizzard does balance.
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>>164739562
>baby-sitting a 17 year old Pharah
>constantly doing excercise to fullfill her dreams of joining overwatch
>watching her caked in sweat constantly
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when lose gmae
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>>164739562
>REYES, I'M GOING ON A MISSION, TAKE CARE OF FAREEHA
>Captain Amari I have a job to do I'm an agent t--
>DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE GABE
>this is bullshit I'm a top agent I don't have time for this
>DON'T SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY DAUGHTER GABE
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>Guys Roadhog won't be able to turn when he hooks you!
>he does it anyways
>Not all the PTR changes go live!
>they do anyways

They can't keep getting away with it
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Are you afraid of Blizzard's coming punishment?
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>>164738769
I can fill all three, but I predominantly play tank atm.

Arcaire#1392
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>>164738987
I'm guessing Winston is at least a pretty good cook since he made dinner for Tracer and Emily. Mercy's is probably great like >>164739387 said. Mei seems like she could be good at it, but it's unlikely since she apparently lived off instant noodles and protein bars while she was working in Antarctica (though they might've just not had the ingredients for more complex meals, I don't know). I know Junkrat can do barbecue, but at the same time he's probably the kind of person who doesn't know what medium rare is, so his cooking could go either way.
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>>164739749
I can play tonight mate, i will add you then.
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>>164739780
It's 8pm what do you mean tonight
>>
This is the first time I've done comp and I got placed at 3440. I played about 15-20 games and they all just rotated between wins and losses. I got up as close as 3498 but then a loss streak. Is it always so hard to break into a new tier? Getting really annoying.
>>
>4 gold medals
>1 silver for objective time
>PotG for 3 kills that secured the point
>only other end card on my team was Mei blocking 1700 damage
All as Soldier-76
AM I HARD CARRYING NOW /OWG/?
>>
>parents die in omnic crisis
>get rescued by the original overwatch strike team
>be inspired
>spend the rest of your childhood training and bettering yourself so that you can one day join them
>watch overwatch expand from a small strike team to a global peace-keeping force
>apply as soon as eligible
>get accepted and spend the next year training through recruit stages and climbing the ladder
>finally commemorated as an official overwatch agent
>parents would be so proud
>be excited to receive first assignment
>ready to help save the world
>"Your assignment is to babysit Captain Amari's daughter"
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>>164739754
Trashmouseis Australian, anything he cooks is well done and by well done I mean burned to a crisp. As is tradition.
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>>164740000
Taking care of a teenage Pharah.
That would be terrible.
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>>164739709
I think I'm just going to occasionally play during events. I'm getting sick of this roller coaster fotm shit for balancing.
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>>164740000
>>164740043
Isn't it really easy to get in pants of autistic girls?
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>>164739970
>No healer
>Mei being tank
Carrying on Bronze isn't that much of an achievement.
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>>164740123
no lol
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>>164740123
PHARAH IS NOT AUTISTIC
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>>164740123
What makes you think that?
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>>164735056
I wonder if people will say I'm you, samefagging, if I compliment your writing.
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>>164739970
>muh golds
>damage for shooting barriers
.spending 30 second son the obj
>getting the most kills
>a few happened to be on the obj so gold for that too

literally the only gold that means anything for eliminations and even then you can get it riding on the coatails of other players. I've gotten 5 golds playing zen a few times I I definitely wasn't the player with the most effect in those rounds.
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>>164740229
>130 minutes later
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>>164739837
I meant around 10pm or 9
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>>164740017
Really? I wasn't aware that was a thing. But hey, as long as the seasoning's good, he can burn it as much as he wants as far as I'm concerned.
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>>164740043
>taking care of teenage Pharah
>terrible

>m-mister, are you sure this special exercise will make me strong so I can get into Overwatch?
>yes of course Fareeha, now I'll just rub on your abdominals while you do sit-ups, it'll really help, and yes I have to do it from between your legs or it won't work
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>>164740123
Yeah, but it's usually not a great experience
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>>164740363
>you'll never help Pharah with her exercises
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>>164740363
Mercy tits aren't that big.
This triggers my autism.
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>>164731236
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Can't Mei just have a little bit of a belly? Just a little pudge?
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>>164740000
>spend the rest of your career taking care of some whiny teenager who is just as starry-eyed as you once were
>grow close to her as time moves on
>console her when her mother is killed in action
>become her de-facto guardian
>overwatch hq gets blown up one day
>suspected inside job
>Morrison AND Reyes are both dead
>UN passes petras act
>any and all overwatch activity is now illegal
>being with your surrogate daughter is now illegal because that was originally an overwatch assignment
>get arrested
>only get to see her on rare occasions
>watch as she grows in to the woman she is today
>be terrified by her stories working for Helix Security
>hear she's joined up with some sort of clandestine overwatch recall
>be happy that pharah is going to make the difference in the world that you never could
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why do people care so fucking much about the garbage lore of ow
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>>164740416
They were full of milk back then.
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>>164740464
Because - unlike you - it provides something people can form a level of emotional attachment to.
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>>164731826
The game punishes snipers because they deserve it.
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>roadcuck mains
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>>164740464
Because I wish blizzard was less of a hack
>>
RIP D.va's viability November 2016-January 2017
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>>164740563
RIP having fun in comp for once. Back listening to shitters telling me to switch.
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>4 gold medals as Sombra
>bronze damage
>no healer
>team would never fucking group up
>one time I got to use my ult when my team was actually there to take advantage of it
>interrupted by a fucking Roadhog hook
WHY DOES SOMBRA'S ULT HAVE A FUCKING CAST TIME BUT MERCY'S DOESNT? ITS A FUCKING EMP, ONCE ACTIVATED IT LITERALLY TRAVELS AT LIGHT SPEED HOW CAN YOU FUCKING INTERRUPT THAT?
>>
>Boop a 76 off the edge of Numbani
>Do it again
>AND A THIRD TIME
>Followed immediately by a Rein
>Get two angry messages shortly after

taste my speed poofters
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Why does matching the enemies push get you the win? You should have to push it beyond where they got by like a whole cart length or something.
>>
>>164740680
Shits wierd, you can also hide from it the same way you hide from DVa's
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>>164740782
are you retarded
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>>164740802
>>164740680
Somewhat related, do you need LOS with mei's ult to be affected? I was watching someone streaming and they ran behind a wall and weren't affected by it.
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>56.4% winrate

feels good
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>>164740782
Because you did it faster
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>>164740782
The match is like 0.01m further?
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she's so perfect
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>>164740725

>playing fps on a console
>caring about what angry kids have to say
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>>164740496
TIT'S MILK DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT YOU DUMB PIECE OF FUCK
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>>164741043
>Expecting mercyfags to understand anything
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>>164740679
Guess I'll be back playing fucking Reinhardt again
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>>164740892
>tfw no Egyptian gf
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So whe else is still going to use D.va?
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>>164740892
Zero suit Pharah skin when.
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>Genji
>Soldier 76 because he's on the edge of being The Punisher
>Pharah because nobody bothers to shoot me down
>Ana has the best tools if I'm not playing Zarya or Dva
>>
>>164741070
Fuck that. I mained D.Va in the beta, and I sure as fuck am not going to stop now.
>>
>>164741070
>not taking all the fags who crired about her down with you
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>>164741142
Have not dropped her since release, don't see a reason to now either. She's still mobile, her ult doesn't kill her, half damage is an L I'll just have to deal with.
>>
>>164741142
I'd love to but I don't think she'll do much in high Diamond or above.
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>>164741142
I will. At least all the new "mains" will fuck off where they belong now. They wanted nerfed D.Va, so i will make sure they will get so much of her they will wish she's S tier pick again.
>>
If there's one thing Blizzard got right, it's D.Va's name, judging by her players.
>>
dva needs to not get a free mech back when her ultimate doesn't kill anyone

panic ultimating to hold a payload for a free health refresh is pretty shitty
>>
>>164741278
>>164741327
>>164741458
You're all good people.
>>
Why is Symmetra picked literally every game? Every fucking game has that fucking sand nigger.
>>
>>164741741
She's so ridiculously good. Sometimes I forget about her turrets because she's got everything else going for her.
>>
>>164741701
>he still want her nerfed more

How bad are you?
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>>164741701
D.va is already a dead lion stop kicking her
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>>164741703
>>
>>164741783
>>164741801

I mean do that instead of the armour change.
>>
>harbleu whining on stream over the completely justified roadhog nerfs

lel, not quite as bad as when seagull sperged out over the genji nerfs way back when though
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>>164741701
The only world where that would be acceptable would be one where she got 2 new abilities out of mech.
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>>164741142
I'm kinda glad she got nerfed. I was getting sick of instalocking her for easy SR.
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>>164741741
>sand nigger
No, she's "blue in loo"
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does anyone know if they fixed the annoying as fuck rodhog+mccree thing
where if you stun a hog just as he hooks, the hook will disapear but you will still magically get pulled
>>
>>164741857
Yeah actually I can fuck with this. I can get a mech back pretty easily anyway by just shooting a probably-stationary S:76.
>>
>>164741701
It's not free, she has been grinding it half the game. Her ult is shit, clearing the payload is the only thing it's good for.
>>
why can't symmetra poo on the street?
>>
>>164741929
Like exploding rocket punches.
>>
>>164741741
She wastes <2000ers and a few people over that because they run away instead of killing her.
>>
>>164741741
>Does shitton of damage
>no aim required
>2 ultimates that keep her teammates on the point for a long time
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>tfw d.vafags are finally back in the dumpster they belong in
>>
d.va pls switch
>>
>>164741873
lol you should check reddit
shit is getting desperate
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>No nerfs on Lucio in months

fuck yeah
>>
gg ez win d.va didn't switch
>>
>>164741741

Because it's a broken ass character that people who can't aim and it wastes people who panic and try and run away from someone who can just follow them with a locked on ability forever
>>
>>164742254
>[muffled sounds of a heavily bass-boosted version of Down Under by Men at Work playing in the distance]
>>
>>164742337
CAN'T YOU HEAR
CAN'T YOU HEAR THE THUNDER
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>>164742224
>>164742278
getting flashbacks when I played her in the previous seasons
>>
>>164742254
>Roadhog so fat the fucking hovercar is scraping the ground
>The very idea of Junkrat and Roadhog going to Luna Park for Christmas

SHORT WHEN
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>going to melt D.Va shitters even faster now as Russian lady
>>
>>164742254
>tfw you will never be crime buddies with Roadhog and Junkrat and ride around the outback committing armed robbery
>>
How come OP76 didn't get nerfs?
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>zarya left untouched
>>
new thread where
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>>164742229
it's funny because he keeps saying stuff like "I'm fine with them nerfing him but not like this" and he's so clearly salty about it but is trying to play it down. he keeps saying they're changing how he's fundamentally meant to be played and that it would be okay if the cooldown is refunded if it doesn't pull, like hook doesn't already have a stupidly short cooldown. it's delicious
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>>164742502
my wife is perfect fuck you
>>
>>164742563
But just like you, she's still untouched.
>>
>>164742418
>Zarya back to being hard counter
>Hog basically oneshots you now
>diving with her is impossible even with godlike Ana and Zen on your ass

Yup, this patch is going to be fun.
>>
>>164742594
b-bro
>>
>>164742154
You're right, they need to nerf her.
>>
Guess D.Va will have quite lot of time to catch up on all those games now.
>>
>>164742563
She's russian so that's an impossibility
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>>164742654
Fuck it, just nerf everyone. Let no one be fun or viable.
>>
>>164742385
Y͠Ơ̸͡U͘͡ ̨̧B̧̕͏̀E͟͞T̨́T̡͢͡͝Ę͘҉͘R̶̵͝҉ ̸̀͡R̨̀͜Ù̶̸̀͘N̕͜
̡̀͠͏Y̸̨̛͜Ơ̸̷͞U̡͘͜͠ ̵̵͢B̵̛͝E̸͢͏́T͡͏̷͝T̷̕͜͏̡E̷͠Ŗ͝͡ ̴̴̷̷̡T̵̵̸͢A͞K̸̕̕É̵͜ ͡҉̀͢C̕͘O̡̧V̵͜E͜͏҉̶̛R҉́͜
>>
>>164735740
>not doing quality checks
Kys senpai
It's really salty
>>
What spawned Genji x Mercy? Are there even any context clues that they might be a thing?
>>
>>164742907
she saved his life and gave him a robo dick
>>
>>164737749
>"Thank you for saving my life doc."
>"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to agonize over being a hideous cyborg for the next few years, kthx."
>years later
>"I've come to terms with my new lease on life, thanks again doc, sorry for how I acted before."
like anon said, its entirely possible to be furious with your situation but thankful to the person who saved you, cause you know, they saved your life even if you didnt like how they did it
>>
>>164742907
The main writer ships it and likes to reference when he can.
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>>164742907
mercy revived and made genji's body
there's a few interactions with them in game too, with "you saved me again, dr. ziegler" as an rev line for genji
probably something else that i missed
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>>164742907
Literally nothing. A woman who travels the world saving lives save this one guys life, he fucking hated being a cyborg, worked with Overwatch for a while because he had nothing else to do (his family believed him to be dead), and then he fucked off into the mountains for a decade to join a robo-cult where he learned to accept himself.

However, the manlet head writer for Overwatch is Asian and sees Genji as a self insert, and he wants le super cool cyborg ninja to bang the aryan angel, so we all have to endure him basically writing his fan fics into canon because it makes his peen hard
>>
new brod

>>164743281
>>164743281
>>164743281
>>
>>164735045
when are you going to realize you are the common item in that sample?
>>
>>164739028
kill participation is the most meaningless stat, especially for heroes that do splash damage
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>>164739485
considering now all it takes to break the hook is to have your big toe hidden behind a dog turd, i'd say its a nerf
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>>164743004
At least one person here isn't autistic.
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