/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

oh annie! haha!

Kill-on-sight list:

>All players
>Everyone who makes a KOS list

>>164674710
good list

i remember when i was a rando. i dont want to go back.

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>when you literally become an eccentric billionaire

So what are the two best large warehouses for someone living in Lombank?

>>164674902
what are you even censoring there, it's just a hallway.

hey how do i kill in this game

>>164674919
Nearest to office.

>>164674360
How do I get a gas mask with a helmet?

>>164675046
buy the hazmat outfit and search under tactical masks.

>>164674969
players in the session that show up when you display your level and amount of money you have

can i be a farmer and do cropdusting missions

>>164675008
The one in Vinewood sucks.

>>164674974
Step 1: Get gun
Step 2: Point gun at thing you want kill
Step 3: Shooted gun
Step 4: Is thing alive or kill?
Step 5A: If alive: keep firing
Step 5B: If not alive: keep firing
Step 6: Reload

Whats the best way to find people who want to do pretty much only Import/Export jobs? I find them pretty fun

>>164675210
yes

>>164675310
>I find them pretty fun
not for long!

>>164675237
It's reasonably central to where missions can take you. Tataviam truck stop in east and chumash in the west.

>>164675327
sweet i'm gonna have such a good harvest and then i'll celebrate by burning and salting the fields of my enemies

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>guy pulls up to shoot me on his bike
>quickly hop on the back as a passenger
>spends a good 30 seconds waving his gun at me trying to aim

>>164674919
Cheapest one is pretty good. I also own the Vinewood one, but that's a bitch to land at with the Buzzard, but with some practice it's definitely doable.

>>164674679
oh pixel! haha!

>>164657728
No I'm the retard who accepts requests in the thread.
>>164657353
Gotcha

>>164676331
Your a maniac
Your of the chain

>>164675271
>he uses guns

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KtJy8-o3E

>>164677987
>he uses explosives

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What the hell is this thing?

>>164674902
How the fuck do you have that much money? If you weren't in an office I'd have assumed it was from the good old days of hacked 1.5bil bounties.

>>164678221
A purple

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>>164678079
>He doesn't axe niggas a question

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>>164678418

Because that's exactly how I got it

>>164678617
>U.S. president finds an illegal immigrant.png

>>164678662
Is that the eye of a storm.

>>164678662
Except they reset bank accounts after they fixed that so no.

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>>164678662
But they reset everyone's cash before transfers were enabled.

>>164678792
I'd forgotten how much of a pain the character creator was, took ten minutes to make something barely decent. The fact that there's a red baseball cap with "BIGNESS" on it is fucking perfect though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

>>164679446
Look at this photograph

>>164679446
omg le epic menu screenshot is le epic

>>164679425
You can still mod money on PS3 and transfer the account to PC.

>>164679446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSdSrCKp-8

>>164679641
Seriously? I thought they'd pick that up.

>>164674902
>>164679446
Is this the beginning of a new wizard meme?

>people afking with CEO slot
>Final is sperging out

Good times

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>Final checking thread

>>164679939
>>164680460
not me

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>>164680932

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>>164678617
It's always fun

I think the OP's in these threads should include a "office/warehouse locations are purely based on preference, there is no best, they are all identical ignoring external appearance"

Maybe it would get people to actually buy some of the mid-priced locations

What's the benefit of being an associate?

>You can make 100k in a single import/export run
>20 minutes of work, tops

No way R* is letting this go on for too long.

All I want is a fun busniess I can make good money with. That's all I want. Not grinding all the time, not waiting 5 hours. I just want to be able to have a drug busniess, running guns, train heists.

I just want fun. It's depressing how much potential this game has but it's thrown away for shark card money.

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>>164681653
But this is wrong. Maze Bank is the worst because it's full of shitters and so high to get to your helipad as the whole city is on your ass. Also the most expensive.

Maze Bank West is the bitch getting bullied by Lombank alphas looking down on them as they walk up to their helipad, and get sniped.

Arcadia is okay, it's a good compromise if you cannot afford Lombank, but still you have to walk up to your helipad and Maze Bank shitters can get you.

Lombank a best.

>>164674710

A+

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garagepost

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>>164682167
>arcadia

I did it again.

>>164681946
currently you can make 66k for a 7 minute race alone
but that's just this week.

my guess is that import/export is going to stay this way, and the minimum for (not even competitive) supers/sports is going to stay at 1 million

>>164681946
they'll just bump up the prices of the upcoming cool stuff.

if any.

>>164681823
Getting mad RP for doing crates. That's about it.

Final, where's that unboxing at famalam?

>>164682363
Not enough Hondas/10

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
>Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

>>164682924
Sweet I love cool stuff

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>>164682385
>tfw bought Arcadius and wanted to name it Neo Arcadia but nobody would understand it

Arcadius is actually pretty decent in all honesty. The only thing it's really got going against it is the crappy helipad. Maze Tower spillover doesn't seem to happen that often and the covered entrance coupled with the two-exit underground garage make it easy to avoid trouble.

It's also arguably the quietest office. Lombank isn't as peaceful as it used to be. Every rich GTAG owns Lombank and all the newbies and alt accounts own Maze West so you've got 90% of any given session's CEO traffic buzzing around Del Perro. And wherever there are GTAG, there are shitters close behind.

>>164683721
oh so this is how autists play

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Anyone got any cool bounty-hunter kills to show off?

I love it when these guys think sticky bombs are a get out of jail free card.

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>>164679939
>>164680460
Can we just kick him out of the crew? he keeps trying to kick crew and he wont stop crewkilling me.

>>164685151
fina what did you DO

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>>164685151
>two fags at play

>>164685151
it's not crew killing, he's just flirting with you.

>>164685151
>two literal whos
yeah no kid, how about you wait until he bullies someone a little too big for his breeches

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>>164685132

>>164685630
did you survive the bounty?

>>164685630
If only.

>>164674902
cringe

>>164685151
fina is very whiny, not shocked he's a hypocrite as well.

>>164685523
>only people who pretend to be girls matter
One of the two things thats killing /gtag/, other being the discord.

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>>164686147
>that time fina crashed that sale car

>>164686281
Tell me about nullprophet

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>>164685151

>>164686913
>dragon dildo

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>>164686737
Has he done it again?

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>>164686803
aka Annie
Hawaiian and possibly Filipino.
Might be autistic or just very lonely.

>>164683721
>>164683496
Already got it
>>164674710

>>164687284
>dat pic
*chuckles internally*

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Post nice cars

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>thread devolves into "haha girls?? video games?? hahahahah"

>>164687576
feel free to start anytime

>>164687576
You first

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>>164686913

Can you fire rockets from the moonbeam?

>>164687284
she has legs built like a bull's

she must be one hell of a power bottom.

Problem with this general is that everyone gets spazzed ou tby the fact that there are two girls playing with crew.

They get their attention from beta orbiters one way or the other if you don't like them ignore and if you like just act normally, they're not a new thing even for your NEET asses.

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Please rate my crew emblem, gtag.

We're an Xbox One crew named T-Wrecks. Mostly do CEO I/E but also move product often as Bikers in case we have an other Xboners here looking for a crew.

>>164682680
what races is that? highest i've gotten is around 20k

>>164686913
is he kicked already?

furries always turn out to be spergs.

>>164685151
Just use your menu you faggot, you deserve everything
No idea why you're not banned yet

>>164688168
because I don't use menus

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>>164688084
>two
i know one of them is null but who's the other?

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>>164688321

>>164688364
pixle

>>164688097
jurassic park/10

I hate the colors tho.

>>164688450
pixle IS A GRILL?!

>>164688450
literally who

>>164688537
Is pixle on PC? I've never seen them.

>tfw when half of /gtag/ are twinky fuccbois who are more fun than most girls

What do you get when you make a game p2p and not regional? A shit game.

Seriously though is there a way to not connect with people across the globe.

>>164688537
>>164688606
>>164688648
>it's a playing new episode

>>164688835
>it's a literal who episode that comes out of hiding for 1 year and then shits up the lobby with the attention grabbing literal whos x20

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>>164688729
Amen. I used to flirt with a different "girl", but I've been cheating with Kaz. :/

>>164688507
The crew is me and a bunch of rl friends. Favorite movie is Jurassic Park, and we're all Irish

I suck at adding detail to emblem creators like this but I figured it was simple enough to look good

>>164688097
It's dope. Cool idea. More original than 90% of fag crews on PC.

>>164688883
Reminder that everyone that joined the crew after Derrick's rise and fall is new and a cancer.

>>164689053
>The Who: Rise and Fall of the Who

>>164689053
I'm in the crew but dont go out of the way to play with them. Am I still cancer?

>>164688891
>he does not "flirt" with every single /gtag/
at this point, its more fun that anything thegame has

>>164689218
>trying to attain validation from a fucking nobody

This is why people hate themselves.

>>164689053
Literally Who

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>>164687576
>tfw bought the comet retro to try and do a mid night club reference
>without the ducktail it just looks wrong
fuck

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>no one online

>>164689317
I'm a shy guy though and I like to make them feel special. I prefer the tranny over the real females because they are not being disingenuous about their station in this community.

>>164689701
try the discord

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want all these oldfags to get out of the thread of a game they no longer play and haven't played in months. This thread is for new /gtag/ ONLY.

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>>164688729
I ain't no twink, I am a manly hairy vascular beast.

>>164689183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4

>>164689806
>Man, this new generation of kids are dumb as heck! They don't know what it was like when we was kids!

It's getting old. No one cares about the heist update, grandpas.

>>164689948

>>164689806
>tfw still play the game but don't play with /gtag/ because they're all shitters
feels good

>>164690025
ShamDZ pls go

>>164690057
i'm sorry who

>>164682680
Tell me please

>>164690138
exactly.

>>164689740
Im just fuckin around with whoever plays along

>>164689904
aka fat?

>>164689328
ha-ha, this guy is right.

>>164690057
Literally who

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>>164690213
>fat?
come at me

Anyone know where Jay's been?

>>164690332
Work, breh.

>>164690436
As long as you're not dead then.

>>164675237
that's easily the best large warehouse in the game for lombank you faggot. Tons of missions start right over in the vinewood hills so a lot of the time the mission only takes like 2 minutes to complete.

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>>164682363
>>164687576

Is the Xbone group dead?

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*whispers* IOMWWTM

Can I get an invite for the discord what info do you need I'm Craator#9280 and Craator in GTA

>>164690886
https://discord.gg/ptXeq

there you go my dude.

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>tfw rounding the first drift and downward stretch of plummet in first person right as the good part of a song kicks in
The FoV may eat a dick and it may not be optimal, but using first person view in stunt races can be great

>>164689642

>tfw glitched pure black
>do it anyway

I'm fine without the ducktail, it would've looked wrong anyway.

Also history lesson for the faggots who know jack shit about car culture.

>Mid Night Club were leading innovators for the modern day tuning culture
>The doctor who owned Blackbird put millions into the research and modification for it
>the techniques he discovered are still being used today on all levels of car manufacturing
>lightening and strengthening the chassis
>improving durability and reliability of high powered engines
>Improvements to aerodynamics to keep it planted on the ground

Then there's the one thing that makes playing GTA more enjoyable

>mid night club was disbanded after a bunch of bozo faggots decided to goad them
>caused a huge accident on the C1
>people died
>Mid Night felt responsible and didn't want to be the cause of another tragedy again
>motorcycle fags ruined the mid night club

Kill anyone who rides a motorcycle, simple as that.

>>164690987
Where do I carry out the instructions in #welcome about getting verified?

>>164691318
Slightly intrested but not in the mood to go on a wiki binge again.

>>164691318
But it's too much fun to go fast in the middle of the city. I can't help but ride motorcycles everywhere

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The bird is back.

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>>164684846
your logic is flawed as fuck. The more gtags are concentrated in an area, the less likely they're going to be brave enough to attack. Randoms are like coyotes, they go for the sick animals that are easily to kill and easy to retreat from once they're done.

All that /gtag/ traffic in the northwest of the map means we fucking OWN the northwest of the map, same with the cheap vehicle warehouse. Any nefarious intent you might imagine from your enemies, try to imagine all the opportunities you yourself have and can act on with the blessing of the crew and also their help. For instance, imagine how easy it is to steal cars from randoms in /gtag/ sessions and delivering them to your own warehouse? You've got concentrations of players to help you at both your office and your vehicle warehouse, meaning anyone that tries anything around you is most likely going to be outnumbered. This all means nobody is gonna try shit or they're gonna be in one of bl8r's new rooftop sniper/homo rocket webms shortly before being gangraped by 5-10 people.


>mfw a crew of 3 that I've killed a bunch before joined my quite server and politely kept to themselves after realizing what server they were in

That's called fear, it's a valuable tool.

>>164691668
Oh sh-

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>>164690274
>that tiny torso

When will they ever learn

>>164692407
Are you implying that its shooped? I think its just a simple plan on angles, that boii seems too lazy to actually edit the picture.

>>164690512
I just bought that one and my only complaint is that when you call your car it's 2 blocks away.

Why is it so hard to get back into a session arfter Vehicular Vendetta? I just want to kill players and get paid well for it.

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>>164689806
Make me fgt

>>164692647
try to run down the hill a little so it spawns it on the street below instead of far as fuck away on top of the hill

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>>164689806
WOMEN GET OUT! NORMIES GET OUT! NON-OBESE GET OUT!

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>>164691671
Randoms aren't like coyotes. Coyotes have brains. Didn't you ever watch Looney Tunes?
Randoms are fucking stupid and will happily wade into a sea of GTAG blips and start taking potshots at us only to cry "haha rekt" "lmao 9v1 u guys suck" from passive mode.

Still, you aren't wrong. GTAG does own the northwest portion of LS and our Chalupa Troopas keep the peace at the southeast warehouse. But, some of us just like quiet. Much like how some players "live" in Paleto for its calm, so do some players use Arcadius for its quieter streets. You are correct in that the deathball of GTAGs can be a valuable asset but it's not what every player might want. I never meant to imply that Lombank was bad, nor that Arcadius was superior, but only that it had different qualities that players like myself may want to consider.

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>>164694428
>women
>in gtag

Pick one

>>164693519
Thanks for the tip!

>>164690720
Noone's on right now.

I'm playing Payday on steam right now

>>164696670
Is it fun? I stopped playing it when they started dropping mt safes.

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What do you do when you have everything you want?

>>164696927
You get banned and start over.

>>164696927
you spend more time with your loved ones.

if any.

>>164696927
Become jaded and miserable

>>164696927
Complain about there being nothing to do.

>>164696927
Look at my steam, tryin to find something to play and think about why i spent money on all these games i havent even touched.

>>164690712
was is top left car?

t. 360 player : ^)

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>>164698073
>360

>>164698248
ikr?
neetbux laptop cant into gta
current consoles seem like ass
i can and do play runescape though ;)

>empty lobby
>rando joins
>offers to deliver 12 source cars and crates in exchange for me to help him offload his large crate warehouse
>agree
>delivers my cars and crates
>start the offload mission
>have to offload in a boat
>2 jets fly by and blow the boat up

I am so sorry rando.

>>164698713
>being a rando

lol why would you ever do this

>>164690274
how short are you lmao

>>164700263
How old are you?

>>164700263
4'6" 300lbs

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Just bought another Megalodon Shark Card lads.

Great value for money!

>>164700616
id give u twice what u got for whatever u paid

>>164696927
start having fun in the creator

>>164700616
>spending 100 dollars for content in a 30 dollar trash peer to peer game

wew

>>164698248
I'm impressed that you're still around

>>164700616
$0.02 has been deposited into your Rockstar shilling account

>>164674569
Just applied to pc gtag.

_GreyFace_

>>164701165
you quoted the wrong house fool!

..so what car is it?

>>164701489
Ferrari FF

>>164701489
Bestia GTS. I think the name is derived from one of the top down GTA games.

>>164701489
Bestia GTS

Is there any point to holding on to special cargo? Like the bigfoot hide for example. How rarely does this stuff show up? Does it pay off to sell more at once?

Besra or Hydra? I don't really plan on being a shitter

Requesting SC invite

PeaOfficial

>>164702019
Get the hydra because I know you're full of shit and will just want to be a shitter.

>>164701959
there's really no point. The one time it's actually viable to save them up is when there's a cargo bonus going on so you can sell them all at the same time at an inflated price, but we just had one of those so it probably won't happen any time soon. They're like cars in that they are unaffected by the rival bonus

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>>164692407
dlete

>>164696865
They removed drills, and now it's fun again.
Skins don't mean shit, and dlc is still free if you've got an unlocker.

>>164702019
Besra is more fun but Hydra is more useful and more convenient.
If you don't mind driving out to LSIA or Sandy Shores Airfield whenever you want to play with your toy, and don't mind being mistaken for a hostile aircraft on the radar, then buy the Besra. Otherwise, get the Hydra.

>>164702019
hydra is more useful as a tool, besra is more fun

Hydra can spawn at helipads like the one in paleto bay, hospital etc, so its the fastest way to traverse the map, and it is the fastest vehicle/jet, period.

However, the hydra is not very nimble and it accelerates slower than most cars.

The besra has amazing acceleration and is very nimble, better even than the laser- so its the best jet period really except for raw top speed.

>>164702308
>that artist
absolutely king of kings taste

>>164701628
>>164701712
>>164701758
another oldfag question you say?
okay anon if you insist;
how expensive would it be to grind out all the pegasus vehicles nowadays?
its what i did on 360 and probably what id do again

also curious as to which of the newer vehicles are pegasus-ified (assuming its still mostly big things and things with guns on them)

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>kind of want to make a female
>know gf would tease me for it

>>164696927

Have fun doing literally anything you want. Playing with an average of 4 irl friends makes this even better.

>get the gang together in chrome and vibrant secondary colored insurgents
>find players under level 30 that are not in passive
>ram them so hard their car flies over buildings
>pin them against walls and make them explode
>wait for them to find a new vehicle
>rinse and repeat

Truly the best of times.

>>164703157
sounds like a win-win anon go for it

>>164702142
Nah, I really have no intention on shitting.


>>164702312
>>164702453
That sucks for the spawning. I only used both are little during flight school but the Bersa felt alot more fun

>>164703157
>know gf would tease me for it

>being so thinskinned that you can't even take a little bantz from the gf

Your girl needs a real man. Send her my way to get BLACKED.

>>164702873
On next gen/PC it costs a million for an office with no extras and a further £250000(?) for the lowest tier crate warehouse to start off small. Or you can invest in a Biker clubhouse for about half the price of an office and grind clubhouse contracts to afford a biker business to make passive income while you play.

Also no vehicles featured in Import/Export are Pegasus, they are stored in the basement of your vehicle warehouse, but the cheapest vehicle warehouse is still at least 2 mil I think.

>>164702308
>They removed drills
waaait what? like even from the old maps like the banks?

>>164703969
I think he's talking about the microtransaction drills.

Also, you can pick safes now.

>>164703157
>anon why are you playing a tranny? is there something you want to tell me?

>>164704087
>microtransaction
i think i've missed a lot...

>>164703892
Another perk of the office purchase however is that it allows you to remain as a CEO for however long you like. Being a CEO disables passive mode, but you can start your own freeroam events to make a bit of dosh on the side. Once you get that first million, it's all up to you.

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>>164704231
you really have

by the way, safehouse customization exists now

Can you put those new special vehicles like the Ruiner 2000 into that new office garage?

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>>164704565
>>164704231
Skill Tree got torn down and reworked.
Oh, and Scarface is a character now.

Russian hockey player has great dialogue now.
"Wut ezz dis? Hockey for little fucking baby?"

>>164704565
>>164705193
i think i have to go back and play this again
i'm only 60 or something, will i be screwed?

>>164704937
No, the Executive Garage is just for regular cars.
To store Special Vehicles you need a Vehicle Warehouse, the one you buy to store the cars you steal on missions. It's got a built-in underground garage to hold all the Special Vehicles.

>>164703157
U dont have a gf, stop lying

>>164705352
Nah, you're good, senpai.

Playing as a level 73 right now.

Why didn't you guys tell me doing import/export was so comfy?

>>164705750
You just weren't here for the comfytime discussion

>>164705465
fuark ok

>>164705750
It's pretty based imo, I like it better than crates and the motorcycle shit.

>>164705750
all that freeroam money looks comfy to me desu

>>164703892
>>164704367
i was thinking about the broader range of current-gen as opposed to my lil old 360 collection but thanks anyway :)

UNBAN PEAOFFICIAL FROM GTAG OR IM REPORTING ALL THE FUCKING COMMS FOR USING MENUS YOU POWER ABUSING CUNTS NEED TO FUCK OFF

NEW FUCKING CREW WHEN STOP BANNING ALL MY FRIENDS

>>164706613
THESE FUCKING FAT CUNTS

What do people even have to do to get kicked?

>>164686147
apparently pea wanted a k/d of 4.20, so final was "helping" him/her

im neutral in this matter and take neither side

>>164706613
report them to blater. pea is blater's friend

>>164706778
They have to be a mega autist to get kicked from this crew of turbo autists

>>164687576
brb lemme take pic of hondas

>>164706873
It's easy when most of the comms are turbo autists with an itchy trigger finger.

>>164689053
hi, i'm both new *and* cancer

i'm the bundle package that no one wants

>>164691318
>kill anyone who rides a motorcycle

b-but muh CBR1000RR

Do you guys drink the green juice ?

>>164707734
>2013+4
>Not drinking the green juice

>>164707734
its kale, gives superpowers

>>164707415
when did you last see a bati?

>>164707216
You aren't cancer, Aeris. I like you. :3

Is there any way to change your face after you create your character? I was initially just going to deal with my tranny face but now it's annoying me but I don't want to lose my cars and shit.

I wish that Rockstar dev would come back and leak more shit

Prostitution DLC WHEN?

I want to sell myself

>>164708440
Interaction menu > Style > Change appearance

>>164708704
Thanks

>>164708440
yeah 100k with the new dlc iirc
>>164708581
or you could just wish for more transparency/community interaction from R*
>>164708624
drops around the same time we get samp2 on dedicated servers

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>>164708624
>tfw you will never have a wave of randos use and abuse your body for money while they take pictures

>>164707734
yeah, instant health regen without snacks

>>164708943
Would literally and unironically be the only game I would play if I could do this.

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>>164708624
Can you imagine the amount of ERP

Who /has a free use fetish/ here?

>>164709569
>free use fetish
Never heard of this before. Explain

>>164709663
Being a qt that gets used be literally everyone

>>164709663
It's a reddit term

>>164709785
idk I got it from literotica

>>164709780
Oh alright, so it's being a turbo-slut but taking it to the extreme. In that case no. I'm just looking for that one waifu/husbando who's waiting for me out there, not spreading my legs for the whole crew.

>>164710162
Would probably have a turbo-slut and one pure character for the upcoming inevitable Prostitution DLC

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>>164709456
>That outfit

>>164710343
l2doilie son

>>164710269
Are they ever going to unlock the supposed 3 locked character slots?
>have a pure and fashionable (or at least an attempt was made) grill character
>other character is a dude going a noir detective look or some shit so I can shit on murderboning freeroam randoms in the name of the law

>>164710567
i figure thems for that single player dlc :^)

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Post good looking vehicles.

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>>164710839
>single player dlc

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>>164708943
This just fuels my degeneracy

>>164710962
you first

>got kicked from the xbone crew for no fucking reason

What the fuck? I helped everyone out with selling cars and stuff, and I killed one of them because they killed me for no reason. So I get kicked for that? Fuck xbox.

Maybe it's glitching out, nevermind.

Yup, defiantly is. Still gonna post this though

>>164711993
Kek

>>164711993
Are you sure it wasn't just a purge because the crew got too full

>>164711913
nice meme

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>>164710962
The Nightshade is pure sex, but I feel like R* could've done a better job here, specifically by giving us the option to delete the chrome bumper which every other classic car in the game seems to be entitled to. Also it sounds like the fuckin Voodoo from GTA VC.

Nessi is

>>164712261
Fuck is a "purge"

>>164712241
I have no idea what's going on. You can see the white tag next to my name on the player list, but they're aren't any letters. It said it had to update my social club account and stuff too.

>>164712523
not even worth a mention

>>164709663
he means public use
>>/d/

>>164712261
>xbox crew
>full

>>164712523
my friend

>>164712692
>rainier wolfcastle.jpg

>>164712692
Lol there's only 40 in it, and it's already dead. Only a couple people are on occasionally

>>164710962
U can remove the spoiler??

>>164712903
Yes

Hello.
If there is a skid in your session, don't be a dumbass and openly say his name in the chat.

On top of that, learn to recognize who is a skid and who isn't.
level 6000? a skid
faggot with minigun at level 3? skid (even on the slight chance of it being a survival drop, aka nobody does it)

>>164708286
Aeris is a nigger

>>164707216
You think you could buy me a dildo? I'm a small framed twink, I'll send you pics

Hello, I would like to make a public service announcement.
If you are in a Valkyrie gunship, and you happen to be manning the 7.62 cannons on the side of the aircraft, and there is a co-pilot, please for the love of christ don't use it.
Thank you, -N.

I miss being able to read the newswire comments without signing in. I need some more cringe in my life

>>164716327
You get so triggered by it, nessi. I do it on purpose.

>Drive a sports car.
>Spins out or fishtails if I do anything but drive straight on a perfectly flat road.
>Drive a 4door sedan.
>Handles perfectly fine.
How will supershitters recover from this?

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>>164717165

>Boot up GTAO for the first time in a while.
>New bike is a Benny's car.
Boy I sure am glad they keep ruining new bikes by locking all their mods behind a million dollar paywall.

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>>164687576
Dinka Blista, aka EP3 Type R

>>164707849
last time I saw one was when I sold it.

>be rando
>playing a chick
>trying to sell off my shitty motorcycles that I grabbed from the street to make more room in the garage
>some briefcase free roam event is going on or something
>whatever, I just want to sell my bikes
>sell 1st bike
>call mechanic
>guy drives up and start honking at me
>other guy slams into him and flips him around
>they leave
>start walking to my bike
>third guy pulls up in my path and honks at me
>circle around to get to the bike
>guy tires to follow me and clips me
>honks some more
>finally leaves
What the fuck. Are they trying to pick me up like a cheap hooker? I'm not even dressed like a slut.

>>164715965
no. i have no money.

>>164718374
its also stanced

>>164718825
what

How many times can you do the "mod on ps3, transfer to pc" shit?

My money just got reset and character transfer doesn't work for me. How do I do it again? Is it a one time thing?

What will the farewell update be before RDR2 releases?

>>164720460
Pay-to-play new map expansion because it will split the playerbase and kill it thus forcing people to move on to RDR2.

>>164718987
the civic, i stanced it to lower it more

>>164718564
*honk honk*

Everyone left meme is best meme

Can you host a heist from an CEO office if you have the accommodation upgrade or do you need a high end apartment as well as an office?

>>164723642
you need an apartment

Pixle is grill? Y/N

>>164723920
N

>>164723920
Doesn't matter, pixle is best mom

>>164723920
pixle is null / annie

>>164723920
N

i got 250k for logging in what's up with that?

>>164712379
I'm sorry but the nightshade is bottom of the barrel tier. There are twenty other muscles cars more worth your time that look nicer and drive better.

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>impossible to make a good uniform
send help

>>164724918
>>>/pol/

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>>164725130

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Just bought my third megalodon shark card in two days lads.

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>this voice

>>164726040
yeah its a fucking neckbeard voice dude

>>164726040
What does blater sound like?

>>164726242
Like he hates himself

>>164726242
bags of sand

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>>164726242
A human being.

Alright I'm about to get in the Vehicle trading business. How much can I make playing solo? is it even possible? and can I get more than what I currently get with warehouse shit and biker trash?
I have a cargobob and a buzzard btw.
Also, the 2nd most expensive warehouse is the best right? to avoid shitters and other ceos?

>>164726242
Like a faggot

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Whats the best way to make money in this game? I only have these 2 duped zentornos left from a while ago and they only sell for $100000 each.

>>164728109
Play the game

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Magic!

>>164728109
sell your yacht

>>164728958
Ill sell your yacht

>>164728958
If only

What's the highest level a legitimate player's gotten to so far?

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>>164726040
You're the reason people go autism.

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So many cars!

>>164728637
I tried that but it didnt work

>>164729885
be a real shame if someone tossed a single grenade in the middle of them

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>>164730094

>>164730476
>there are people who actually cheat in a casual game like gta
pathetic desu

>>164730665
>cheat
what did he mean by this

>>164730840
I meant kill yourself, you pathetic meming fuck.

Can Rockstar make an adversary mode that isn't fucking trash?

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>>164730907
mmmmm, no

>>164731338
No

>>164729443
anything up to 1500 is fair game, personally know players who have gotten to ~1100 legitimately

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>>164730907
>one person who actually does cool mission, CEO missions and other stuff
>friendly to everyone
>being mean to her

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Big sister Pixel.

>>164732027
kys

>>164732027
the tranny meme really isnt a meme is it?