/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

First for Vox are misunderstood.

second for waifus(male)

Rest in peace, Morena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc

>>164671359
It's only been a few months since the last RIP Dragonbro
wtf?

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How does this image make you feel?

>>164672448
Robust

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It's me deadpool the waifufag here to put my opinions everywhere, give me attention!

>>164666487
Not him, but didn't some guy post logs of MrPain persecuting the shit out of him for standing up to him? not sure if its the same guy but Im still rustled from it

what was the job music chart gonna be? they coding it in or what?

>>164672510
>wearing a cap instead of a helmet
>robust
shaking my head to be honest family

>>164672448
angry, because he's breaking the law

first for I hate niggers

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>>164672240
I was the first person to post this to the thread, I heard morena enjoyed it so that's good. They were an alright player that got on the bad side of some autists and pushed out.

>>164672448

>no (hardsuit/HoS) helmet
>not in hardsuit / mysterious armor / wearing an ablative vest
>probably not even carrying hyperzine or magboots, just in case
>probably not taking a pill with dex +, dex, kelo, derm, bicar, etc. every few minutes, just in case
>probably not carrying antitox, creatine, arithrazine, iron, kelotane, dermaline pills for those prolonged battles
>probably doesn't even have X-ray vision or a thermal eyepatch / thermal goggles and nightvision goggles
>not wearing a breathing mask and having an entirely filled air canister set to release at 16kpa in your pocket

I'm disappointed.

>>164672609

He's right that DragonBro used to be a decent admin.

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How does THIS picture make you feel?

>>164673225
Makes me feel like all new borgs do that.
I did that once, I got bwoinked, but not bannu'd.

>>164673145
thanks for telling me about them, me

>>164673145
>morena
>attention starved shitter that would blog post so often on the thread she actually got banned from 4chan for a week because of it
>being sad he was permanently banned
>supporting his shit music tastes

Hi Bill

>>164672878
Special needs spessman detected. Roll with the bandana or the cap or you're a big old faggot.

>>164673225
Shrug it off
Borgs can't act on potential harm so it's whatever

>>164673591
>Not wearing helmet with gas mask because it looks rad af

>>164672878
>needing the helmet for flashbang protection
Lmao, are there still people that don't roll deaf HoS?

>>164673719
Come on, man. You've played enough video games to know that the protagonist never wears a helmet. It gives you special protection.

>>164673539
Morena as a player in game wasn't bad, they just got carried away on the forums.

Should've been forumbanned, not game banned.

I don't usually like morena's type of music but some if it was good.

>>164673714
>potential harm
>other side of the firelock is pressurized

>>164673714
Opening an airlock between a pressurised room and a depressurised room isn't potential. ZAS is very real

>>164673145
>They were an alright player

MEME WAIFU ERPer

>that got on the bad side of some autists and pushed out.

Oh, I wonder why. How about shitposting, lying about everyone outside of his metaclub and constantly posting in ban forum threads that he had nothing to do with? He acted like the leading expert on autism without understanding that he had it too, and that he actually did not understand any of it. Autists pushed one of their own out, because Bill was an ulcerous scab that needed to be removed in order to begin the healing process - healing of the damage Bill had caused left and right.

Just look at the archived threads. There was overwhelming joy when people found out Morena was gone. There were a few spessmen that were still chasing that scent of fake digital pussy, but you're a strict minority.

He's the epitome of a special snowflake. While I'm fine with Bill playing on /vg/, provided a few things are done:

-he should not demand to be in the spotlight every second
-he should not create drama constantly
-he should not get on a high horse and start kicking what he perceives to be peasants.
-there must be a formal walk of shame ceremony, followed by having to staticname for a month, playing at least one round a day, and being entirely valid throughout it (just to get the drama out of our systems)
-after the process, he should be forbidden to staticname and/or play the female gender
-he should shove his ERP nonsense up his well-spent dragon-shaped hole

Seriously though, look up the old threads. Almost no one wants 'her' here.

>>164673714
>potential
there are only two certain things on this universe
shitters and ZAS

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>>164672878
>needing a helmet when you're on a projectile blocking cart that insures maximum mobility in all conditions
>allowing yourself to even come close to any situation where you'd need a helmet despite these advantages

He where's that hat in order to demonstrate that he has already won. It's a demoralization tactic.

You wouldn't understand special needs spaceman.

>>164673807
>the protagonist never wears a helmet.
what games are you playing, my protagonists usually wear helmets

LMAO 9AI
9AI

>>164673737
every fucking Hos I seem to get is deaf, never responds to sec radio

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>>164673939
>t. xevonix

FREE KINGSTON

>>164673939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xruky-Ps1Vo

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>>164673962
>where's

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>>164673991
Every year, the AIs migrate to warmer climates for the winter. It truly is a sight to see.

>>164673939
fuck off elwhoop no one's making your in game rick and morty suit

>>164674021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2u_8d8o1oM

>>164673939
I actually can't tell if this is you yahir or a good falseflag

>>164674057
>>164674057
>anyone that has a strong opinion against me, a notorious shitter, is xevonix
Bill stop you're not fooling anyone

>>164674186
I have never played gears of war.

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>>164674143
Enthuses on "warmer" climate.

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How does this picture make you feel?

>>164674250
>anyone who blows things out of proportion, and plays the victim when things are turned back on him, is xevonix

FTFY

>>164673962
>where's

Are you sure you're not the special needs spaceman?

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good round

>>164674324
Disgusted because it implies there are non-human heads.

>>164673962
>He where's that hat in order to demonstrate that he has already won. It's a demoralization tactic.

Actual guy in the pic here, this is pretty much why I wore the fez. That and the fez is based as fuck.

I thought that picture was done being posted tho

>>164673809
Their entire ban reasoning was that they continuously got carried away with malicious greytiding daily to the point that they got in so much shit they were banned.

>>164673539
>she

>>164674392
no it doesn't

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>>164674105
>>164674380

>fell for the autism trap
I rest my case

>>164673939
>>164674250
>It's a xevonix shitposts in the thread morning

>>164674324
Amused

>>164672609
deadpool is insufferable

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>>164674059
kingston here again reporting in, i see dragonbro has been de-adminned for being a massive faggot griefing people ingame with admin powers what a surprise, who could have known he was secretly a terrible autist??

in any case considering he banned me for literally no raisen i think it truly is time to FREE KINGSTON

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>>164674358
>>164674223
dude not everyone who dislikes bill for being an annoying weirdo is your boogie man

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>>164674410
>I was only shitposting about the hat
>ends up it's the actual reason why he did it.

Huh

>>164674736
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

>>164674647
You type just like the notorious ban valids autist "Xevonix"

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>>164674849
?????

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>>164674490

Hear me hout. so, yous iz sayin dat it's da trap an' yous lured dem into hit? are yous da fisherman? i nah it's da dawggie dawg world, but wak. yous iz dig da mastermind hof space.

>>164674958
Now this is shitposting

>>164674956
You have a similar typing style to a player known for log diving for days to get players he dislikes banned and shitposting lies about them to ruin their reputation. The players ckey is "Xevonix"

>>164675219
you are replying to the real xevonix right now

>>164673225
And the mineing borg is supposed to do what exactly? Kiss the hole to make it feel better?

>>164675219

So, basically what Morena did on the forums, but with actual archival research?

I like Xevonix more than Morena in that case.

>>164675282
you'd think a mining borg would know a thing or two about holes at least

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>>164675219
?

>>164674686
sometimes you just land right on the money family

that particular round was pretty much over by then, cult got fucked early and I was on cleanup duty looking for any potential cult hiding spots. I just rode around on the janicart to counter ZAS and breaking down walls with a diamond drill.

>>164675467
...and ZASing other people to death and telling to fix their own walls

>>164675291
No one said he was successful at log diving, only that he wasted a ton of time doing it

BILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILL

>>164675371
I recognize that Rustle

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>>>164675345
Oh it sure does, just ask it to and it'll drill any hole you like.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

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>>164675219
the last ban request i have made was in march of 2016
let it go bud

>>164675537
yep

I regret that round desu, it happened while I was going through late stage burned out spessman syndrome

>>164674324
Ain't that some boombox level shit.

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>>164675623
>tfw minerbroborg won't drill your holes because human harm.
Just

>>164675761
what's important is that you have improved since then

big boob sprites when

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13264

we need
your vote

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>>164673225
I hate when faggots use stupidity as an excuse for griefing.

It shouldn't be tolerated.

erect penis sprites when

>>164673939
Are you sure you're not the autistic one?

>>164675902
>>164676025
Non-fur non-deep end fetish erp server with these features when?

>>164676341
>non-deep end
>erp

>>164676341
This
>>164676445
Senpai

>Zealotron singlehandedly creates discord meta-club
>Gets perma'd for it
>He walks into a room with all the headmins
>Comes out a day later
>All metaclub members are unbanned
>The person who exposed them is permabanned
>Zealotron is made an admin

These are strange times we live in, spessmen.

>tfw too afraid to play this game

What do, everything is too hard

>>164677062
I'm in the same boat. My friend is helping me through voicechat though.

>>164677052
worst part is that he kept getting his shitter friend Carshalash unbanned even though he's the worst shitter on the entire server by far.

>>164600680
the librarian video link is wrong.

what music do you guys listen while chillin' on spess?

i like vaporwave and dad rock

>>164677412
Whatever is on the jukebox

More pAI buffs incoming.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13268

>>164677052
>later it was discovered that caralash admitted to metagay
>permaed by chicken
>day later unbanned by chicken

>>164677052
when the fuck did this happen? who do we lynch?

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What's zealotron's endgame?

>>164677301
Wait carshalash is unbanned already? What the fuck.

>>164677610
you can check the ban page yourself

>>164677591
Destruction of /vg/

Probably a TG plant.

D O U B L E J E O P A R D Y

>>164677610
>>164677706
Carsh is still permabanned.

>>164677570
It didn't. He's shitposting about the mass ban appeal thread, which is still publicly visible.

>>164677716
At this point I wouldn't doubt it

>>164677758
excuse me, but in america we call that double jeporday

>>164677570
Back in March.
It's too late. There's no stopping it.

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>>164677052

>>164677591
To spread and solidify distrust of the admin team, dividing the community and further encouraging it's downfall.

He's like a dumb egotistical vers8on Yuri Bezmenov, but replace minorities with shitters.

But that's probably giving him too much credit.

>>164677806

>it didn't happen
>it happened in a public thread

>>164675728
Why do you respond whenever somebody mentions you, just ignore them man.

I WANT TO BE ROBUST

>>164679037
chloral syringe gun

ebin

>>164679037
meet me on the test server kid

>>164677052
Nobody is even on the discord anymore.

>>164679314
>tfw killed two wizards and almost got a third by memeing on them with a chloral dropper
Admins shouldn't have tried to ruin my vampstended round with me as vampire.
I won in the end

>>164678620
He can't help it, he just has to prove he isn't the insufferable cunt everyone knows he is, so he decides to post a screenshot every time like "lol its not me, idiots!!!". He's just as much as an attentionseeker as the rest of the waifufags, yet he always tries to put himself above them.

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>>164679589
flip the table

>>164679739
what does the dropper do?

>>164679739
Not saying much when you're talking about vamps. Especially if this was in the distantish past.

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>>164679037
Learn how to use hotkeys.
Open people's strip menus long before you need them.
Always carry water.

>See target in bar
>Walk near, drag onto you to open strip menu and stroll away
>Soap in one hand cuffs in the other
>Casually walk past them again
>Ctrl-click them, Q soap, click their Earpiece, Z, click them
>Enjoy responsibly

>>164679772
Yeah it's pretty ironic that he and morena are almost exactly alike in how they act on ss13 threads/forum

>67 people on
>majority of them are hippie retards

Ban Shapka/Doobie when.
We don't need hippie here.

>>164680342
>Ironic
IP addresses are public information. Don't be rused.

>>164680395
Is there a way to calculate average player age from a day's logs?
I kinda want to make a graph to see when the dip happened

>>164679809
glass race when

>>164680062
If they're not wearing glasses, a dropper full of chloral to the eyes will drop them near instantly. There's no injection time wait or anything, just click the wizard and down it goes.
>>164680217
I dont think I used a single vamp power until I got on the shuttle and spammed summon bats.

Surfer Girl please come back

>71 people on
>half of them acted like shitlers and niggers

WE NEED THE BUNKER
WE NEED BANS HANDED OUT ALL AROUND
REMOVE HIPPIE AND TG FROM PREMISES
MAKE /vg/ GREAT AGAIN

Recipe for Disaster Adminbus when?

>>164680963
It's an overcrowding problem

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This was more amusing to me than it should have been.

>>164672448
completely indifferent
like the player pictured was a fucking faggot but I don't see what's so abhorrently offensive about this specific image three years later
It's not like you people don't boost stuff you probably shouldn't have and flaunt it yourselves

>lubing up medbay while two viruses are breaking peoples bones
???

>>164680395
I think a lot of them are TG players, due to the plasmamen names they are taking

>>164679809
*flips the table*

> die twice during round

Hah, ok. I was a decent cargo tech, though.

Just for clarification, do you have to write out the full destination name on the wrapped packages or do you attach the invoice or something?

>>164681050
Then it's finally time to create a map with two fully independent stations, including two captains, two security forces who are free to abuse trespassers, and two rival mining teams competing on the same asteroid..

>>164681195

you use the tagger on it

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>>164681081
>filename says 2015
>"three years later"

>>164681136
>>164681050
Hippie, TG, doesn't matter. They're all cancer and we need Krampus back for a few more weeks.
Purge the serb of any trace of cancer, excise the rotten flesh and chemo the cancerous cells.
We have the technology, all we need is someone with the willpower for it.
What we need is Pain. MrPain.

> analyze the starting virus dishes in my free time while medbay's empty
> three pairs of non-conflicting antigens, sweet
> cure them in a monkey but get infected at the same time
> synthesize 75 pills' worth of antibodies and tell the rest of medbay not to leave without taking one
> they leave without taking one
> scream over comms for the next fifteen minutes to get people to come take antibodies before they get pasted
> no one does
> people start getting pasted
> screaming over comms
> broken bodies everywhere
> medbay starts filling up half with shitters who are cured and just taking up space and half with shitters who are infected and not taking the antibodies RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
> 90% of people just WALK PAST THE CHEMISTRY COUNTER WITH ALL THE SHINY BLUE ANTIBODY PILLS ON THEM then complain about getting pasted
> dead people start getting cloned and cryo pods get filled up
> surgery rooms are overflowing, people with broken bones occupying every inch of space, people start getting operated on regular tables with shitty tools
> start using the dismemberment bug to fix bones but it's much more trouble than it's worth and I keep losing limbs around the room
> each broken bone takes a minute to fix so I only get through two patients by the end and spend half my time gloating at people who didn't listen to medbay when I told people to get antibodies
not worth fixing more than one broken bone without advanced tools
that was fun

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>>164681091
HONK

Do all servers have different maps? Is there a "standard" one at all?

>>164681091
Honk

>>164681330
lurk moar

>>164681330
The standard map on most stations is called Deficiency

>>164681256
it feels like a million fucking years I don't fucking know dude

>>164677062
play on the test server and learn how to do things without anybody caring if you fuck up and plasmaflood or release the singulo

>>164681330
the standard map is called taxi make sure to mention this

Going to plasma bomb the station next round. Try and stop me.

- Mitchell Owens

>>164681527
>meta

please do

>>164681195
use the destination tagger; if needed, you can print taggers on the autolathe.
also, this:

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6800

>>164681303
>>164681398
I was the clown, I didn't do it, all of my bones were broke

>>164681527
Some of you guys are alright.

Don't come into spess tomorrow.

>>164681683

You drove me fucking nuts in the cargo lobby.

what we need to do is just ban the faggot who keeps posting videos of us

>>164681330
Most stations are based on Box or some derivative thereof.
The best map canonically is Donut and it's revisions but those have long since been lost to the ether.
Heart and Taxi were also nice.

>>164681778
post proof pls or feck off

>>164681527
Not if I bomb it first.

t. Viktor Kedrov

>we lost dragonbro, the only admin who bothered to be on late at night
>right as we're getting populated by a massive wave of hippie tier shitters
P A N I C

>>164681195
just hand deliver small orders who cares
it gives you something to do

>>164681958
>late at night
By what timezone

>>164682072
jupiter

>>164681836
>l-lmao you dont have proof anybodey posted video of us haha were not from hippie haha hippie doesnt come here even though hippie is beter haha your just delusional

How about you bugger off back to youtube and stop shitting up our server, faggot?

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>>164681958
>the bunker is currently commented out

>>164681779
>The best map canonically is Donut
O L D S T A T I O N

It's cult

>>164682143
No it isn't.

>>164681743
Did I? Who were you?

>>164682143
Who's bright fucking idea was that?
Who went and thought that we should just start letting immigrants from TG, Hippie, /v/, and Youtube come right on in and make themselves at home?
Whoever did should have been fucking banned from this server and had every fucking commit they've made undone.
We fucking need the bunker, it is literally the only thing between us, and Hippie faggots ruining every round.

>>164682265
Fuck off InTGracy.

>>164682337
It's Probe and no it isn't commented out.

>>164682395
>probe
>another one of the 'WERE DYING REMOVE THE BUNKER WE NEED TO LET HIPPIE IN TO BOOST OUR POP' fags

Just as bad. Fuck off and die.

>>164682143
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKOFFHIPPIEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

here's an idea
if hippie is going to raid our serb trying to turn it into their cesspool, let's raid them and turn their serb into bay

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>>164682143
gotta pad those server polls

>>164682485
I have not said that.

Go ahead and ahelp if someone is misbehaving.

>>164682668
Players that have been here for less than a month can't vote in server polls.

>>164682613
i went to hippie once trying to do horrible shit but the other players didnt care and neither did the admins

every round there is like our fucking purge day

it's rev

>>164677591
Getting a gf

>>164682731
bunker's been functionally commented out for longer
got em

>>164677591
marrying a fellow ss13 player

>>164682948
>>164683034
the only true answer, desu

>>164682948
>>164683034
>>164683148
Hi Sawbones

>>164682948
>>164683034
>>164683148
Don't even joke about this, it's so creepy how he acts towards the 'female' spacemen

>>164677591
he's a retarded teenager and you dipshits give him too much credit
external chat things and meta bames jond horseshit have been a constant since this game was revived he's just drawing attention to it by basing his eve guild out of the current one

>>164683317
this

>>164682275

One of the techs. You guys were going nutty with the horns and shit. It was funny.

>>164684150
honk

>>164681241
>>164681654

Thanks, anons.

>>164683407
>Zealot is in charge of pupper
Kek

>>164685320
whatever man I don't know I don't keep tabs on the fucking guy

>>164681271
>be chef
>comfy shift with plenty of supplies to cook what I want
>never get infected
>nab a free cure pill from chemistry while I'm stealing the medbay space cleaner

Mechanics never upgraded my machines, lynch

>>164674324
>4. 0.
the newfag lockout time for head rolls should be lengthened

>>164685626
Yeah and yet you talk like you do and shitpost all over the thread. Paper thin.

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Post images of catastrophic failure

>>164685858
who gives a fuck

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>>164685901

>>164685998
I sure don't, it's just funny calling you out on your shit. Have a nice day.

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>>164671359
FAIL CULT

F A I L C U L T

>>164686509
don't patronize me

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>>164686681
G
R
E
Y
T
I
D
E

>>164686681
It was all because of Huss Tbh

I told him to clean up his rune. Should have done it for him, but I thought he was using it for something.

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>>164685901

>Its an Emilia antagonizes sec more than the antags episode

>wasnt revs

how

also that cult sucked major ass

>>164685901
FUCK THAT WAS ME AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT STILL HURTS

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>>164686783
>huss

just wandered into recycling and saw him with his tome out next to a rune

easiest arrest valids yet

>>164686681
Shuttle was called right after the cult was confirmed, what can I say. I suppose I should have told someone or other to hit up the HOP for RD earlier or done it myself and build a maint comms console, but it's a bit hard to find the time to do this that and the other some times.

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>>164686804

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>its another i go to research station and get converted episode

>>164686960
That's an epic win.

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>>164686960
come back krannenberg

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>>164671359
What is up with the new preferences system?

I save it and then it resets back to default?

>dragonbro is gone
what now? does he plan on coming back?

>>164687274
cluster

the coders won't fix it because "works on my machine"

>>164687294
yeah 2 weeks from now just like every other time he "quit" or got "deadminned"

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>>164687350
How are we supposed to fix bugs that we can't reproduce?

>>164687406
>can't reproduce
>a shit ton of players experience it

>>164687274
>>164687350
>>164687406
i had that bug until a couple of weeks ago; i cleared my cache and the bug was fixed.

i'm using the stable stand-alone version by the way.

>>164687360
>YIY DUDBT FURE UT

>>164687567
How are we supposed to fix bugs that WE can't reproduce?
If it's not broken on our machines, then we can't fuck with stuff and test the effects until it becomes not-broken.

> cargo tech

> doing well, just called shuttle and am loading empties on the conveyor

> bell rings at desk

> get shot

> die

>>164680231
what does hitting Z do after that?

>>164687274
There's a work around for it but I can't remember exactly what it is. You hit submit instead of save slot or save slot instead of submit. Then whenever you change occupation preferences from then on you dont hit save again because it fucks it all up

>>164687879
he means X to swap hands you fucking mongoloid

>>164687360
how do you fuck up this badly

>>164687843
>not just reverting clusters pr
>letting the playerbase suffer because the coders can't do something

lol have to get that pr total up, fuck off cluster you don't even code for us anymore.

>>164687360
Stop, I'll never live this down!

>>164688062
It was my first time doing toxins and I forgot to engage the disposals. This was my second bomb so when I looked at the bomb site before detonating I noticed my old, unexploded bomb there and thought I was safe to detonate. Also I saw Denise fumbling with a gun during this time so I was a little nervous and distracted.

>>164688370
cute

>>164687360
was it hachi or viktor making the bombs

>>164688812
Hachi is prone to explosions.

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>>164687360
>Grady Maclagan says, "Hi."
>Teff Mills says, "What are you doin?"
>DEAD: Grady Maclagan mutters, "Dying"

>>164688812
Yeah, I did it (Hachi). Watch out for burbs with bombs.

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>>164690273
Goddamn birbs, stealing all our shit.

>>164690273
>2015

Could've sworn that was 2014 or earlier

>>164689538
Holy shit I didn't notice that
My sides have delaminated

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rate your space experience last round

>>164690273
is this bus or taxi?

>get job as sec officer
>get autotatored

my favorite meme

it's almost as great as mimize casualties murderbone

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>Someone welds their eye to destruction
>Imidazoline doesn't work
>Transplant their eyes
>Doesn't work
>Have to do eye repair surgery on the now TRANSPLANTED eyes to fix the eyes

THANK YOU CODERBUS

>>164692434
Oh, you were autotraitored? Well, now I don't I feel like such a shit heel for making you an officer.

>>164692431
old box

>>164692525
Yeah I was a gud boy until then

>>164692486
hast thov made the making of bug reporto

>>164692486
I just welded a few tables, I didn't expect to sell my eyes to the devil

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I didn't touch cryo you stupid bullies, why did you hit me?!

No wonder everyone is so terrible to security officers.

I must arrest all loose singularities. None shall harm humans while I am on watch.

>>164692835
Did you jump into the sing or some shit

>>164692607
>old box
right, i remember now

>>164692796
the thumbnail for this image looks like that guy had a severe allergic reaction on his lips and they swole to half of his face

>>164692887
How else are you going to put handcuffs on it?

>>164692486
Welding too much actually magically changes your genes so rye will fix it

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>>164693071
Shoulda stunned and brigged the singularity to be rather honest.

Motherfucker killed so many people, he was a greytiding fuckhead.

>>164693627
>He stole literally everything inside Engineering

>>164692953
stein's gate QUALITY

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>Morena is banned and no longer posts here
>Autists still write huge paragraphs complaining about her

>>164693902
>no longer posts here
nice me-meme

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>>164693902
>Only ever had one or two line posts complaining about me
How do I get attention like >her?

>>164693701
>He even stole Engineering itself! ban he

>>164694137
Attention is nice when it starts, then it's just constant hate despite you not deserving it. It's not worth it, better to be an unknown.

I found out what 2hotdogs has been doing...
https://vid.me/UberMasque

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>>164673225
>baycode health

>>164693902
ITS A HE STOP MISGENDERING HIM1!!!!!!

>>164694469
fuck off oranges

OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS DDOSING HIPPIE STATION 13?

Ok so this game seems fun, but i'm still not sure if I can manage so much information and possibility, I'm the kind of guy who prefer to go in these kind of games fully prepared and knowledgable. Is there a spectate option so I can familiarize myself to the game ?

>>164694876
you can observe, but it's hard to get into the game without interacting

>>164694832
its the curse of 2hotdogs.
you never unbanned him and someone mentioned his name

>>164694572
Who the fuck is Oranges
Also
>running in hall
>slip on banana peel
>break neck
>bleeding out quickly
>stagger into medbay and have to go through 20 min surgery after 30 min wait time
>finally get out, good as new
>go to escape
>window gets blown up
>sucked out into space instantly, instant stun too
>break every bone in my body getting slammed by papers, a clown horn, a pair of shoes, and a locker
>bleed out while suffocating in space, stun didn't even wear off

>>164695253
muh hardcores

>>164673225
>Engiborg
>Didn't patch the hole first

>>164694876
realistically you're never going to learn every thing in the game and you should just jump in.

>>164695253
git gud you unrobust faggot

STOP DDOSING HIPPIE STATION 13 YOU FUCKERS, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU

WHAT IF MARY WAS IN THE CLUB, BUT SHE MET JOSEPH AROUND HELLA THUGS, COVER NORY IN LAMBS WOOL, WERE SURROUNDED BY THE FUCKING WOLVES

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>>164695975
t. banned shitter

>>164695253
>>running in hall
>>slip on banana peel
>>break neck

The most a peel'd do is burn your backside because it's a polylube peel, you norkin

>>164695975
Why would any of us DDOS hippie?

>>164695975
>wasting timing and resources to DDOS hippie of all places
don't blame us for your problems

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What is this room good for?
As far as I see it does literally nothing other than being an obstacle for many distro projects

What's the lowest temperature that a freezer can get to?

>>164697152
Its a tank for holding air mix, you could pipe the minera directly to it, but that doesnt build a good reserve.

>>164679589
Cause they use a different one to metagayme

>>164686468
That's not wizards fault, same shit happened to me. The teleport to engineering puts you right next to the generators

I miss leon fisher

>>164697996
It puts you in the area, which can be anywhere.

>>164697779
They really do have another one.
One with special rank permissions that allows certain people to see certain chats.

So even if you did manage to infiltrate the right discord you wouldn't be able to tell unless they white list you to see the metachat.

t. Insider

>>164698251
Could anywhere be changed to be 'anywhere that's indoors'

>>164698217
Go back to Hippie, Leon. Take Zealot with you

>>164698339
As long as it isn't the engine room.

>>164698339
Does that include the SME chamber?

>"Can't we just implant the traitor?"

Every time

>>164698628
I'll take Zealot with me :3c

>>164694876
there is also a test server on sandbox mode where you can try stuff freely.

Bus round where everyone is a derelict MoMMI when?

>>164695975

>DDoS Hippie
>Get Hippie refugees
>Yeah, right

Are you sure the host didn't mistake the network cable for a sugary treat?

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>>164699150
Could you put two chemical implants in someone, a water and potassium implant, and blow them up?
Does it tell you what's in the implants?
Could I use it to trick the AI in to killing humans on asimov?

Who was the greatest admin in server history, and why was it WeinerMaster69?

>>164700434
nice try but it was truly abumblingidiot

>>164700434
That's an odd way to spell TETRASWAGMATRON

>>164700018
You probably could, and it doesn't.
So you might be able to.

Why you would do that when you could inject them with something fun that wouldn't potentially breach the station like giant amounts of mindbreaker or something is beyond me though

>>164699150
>revs
>hos CHEM IMPLANTING REVS WITH EMPTY CHEM IMPLANTS
i almost had a stroke that round

>>164700876
If you do large quantities of water + potass inside someone it doesn't produce an explosion anymore, it just gibs them.

>>164701069
Since when?
If that's true, I don't like it, no sir.

>>164701187
In smaller amounts it does brute damage + internal bleeding and throws them across the room depending on how much you have them.

1 unit of each still does fuck all but 50 unit pills gibs.

>>164700434
Deadpool.
Probe.

Give me opinions on this shitty mode idea
It's mostly for fun, i know we already have enough modes

>Slasher game mode
>Solo antag
>Perma Hulk
>Spawns in a den similar to the Wizard's
>Has to choose 5 items/abilities in the same way a wizard does
>The point is that its a mix of Wiz with something like vamp, not squishy and with fun abilities but with other limitations
>abilities are horror movie related, like being able to teleport to a sleeping person, a "blink" without smoke and with a longer cooldown (Maybe 3 seconds?), etc.
>items available for choosing (in the same way as staffs of x) may be a super glued machete (So you can't be disarmed of it), different masks with abilities, but nothing too overpowered
>gain new points by sacrificing people, similar to cult style, but less than four humans won't do
>extremly slow so they have to be smart, you may have a lot of strenght and cool abilities but in the wrong moment even an adult diona could outrun you

It's mostly just random ideas stitched together
I was thinking of a mix of antags with a lot of powers but easily killabla and strong antags but with sometimes limited abilities.

>>164701970
it's shit

>>164702046
what if i name it
CYBER NINJA?

>Be wizard
>Get injected with SE with Mute disability
Do you still talk when you cast spells? Can you even cast spells?

>>164702398
You cast the spell but don't do the incantation
Like a cult mime

266

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>play laser tag with the perma prisoners
>let them all free after ten minutes of it

>>164703942
266?

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>>164703942

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>>164703942

what even happened this round? Was there even an antag? Everyone just chilled in the bar around the fire for a while until the shuttle was called

>Fred insisting that he saw me lube with his own eyes when Vol was lubing the hallway up right in front of him
>Zach backing him up without any solid evidence, has convinced himself he looked through my bag when he found Vol's bag and found lube

worst two sec players I've seen in a while tbqh

>>164703989
you're pretty based

>wanna get in on tator AI action
>get autotator'd right before I become a borg
>AI doesn't feel like antagonizing and robo doesn't want to put me in a mech

>latejoin
>die fast alone in maint
>get bussed as xeno and engage in vicious gorilla warfare against the enemy
>die and get bussed as queen on station
>shuttle leaves before anything can get done
>dance on disco tiles to bear force one

good stuff

Nice shift for robotics.

>>164704213
You were great. Thank you for jazzing up that away mission.

>everyone has guns on shuttle
>geared to the max for a fight
>bear force once starts
>oh boy here we go
>docks
>someone blows the shuttle
boring

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>Want to pAI
>Someone picks you up and puts you in the bar
>Click the pAI when someone new walks in
>Bartender picks it up and puts it in his storage

>>164704267
I love weldering nerds into lockers on the shuttle, thinking they're going to pull some James Bond Rambo shit kek

>>164704267
It was only three bears at centcom anyways

post the music list

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this man is your friend
he fights for freedom

>pray for traitor just so i can end round griff
>finally get it and wait for them to call the shuttle
thank you jesus