/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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Imagine playing the game just to play the game...

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>>164663514
i play it cause its fun

>>164662986
I'm a grower...

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>>164663514
What drugs you on, son?

Which people are to be avoided when I start on Balmung soon and why?

>>164663764
(You)

>>164663571
Then we need to lock your penis with a cage.
The only dick you'll ever need is the one of real men.

Someone exploit me sexually, please

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I'll ask AGAIN..

The only question that matters is.. is Alisaie a RDM?
youtu.be/H1LSP0kmDgM

>>164663847
Are you a cute 24-man raid boss?

>>164663673
now please lay down on the bed with /doze, shirtless

>>164663847
I'm going to deny you any kind of sexual exploitation :3. And I want you to thank me for it

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cosy

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>>164663561
Same.
That and headpats.
>>164663673
Sorrow

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post glamours

>>164663860
No you fucking idiot, red mages use a crystal focus and know both white and black magic, things which Alisae don't. If she is a job that we don't have yet (the Sharlayans are very well versed in manipulating aether and she IS a Sharlayan and studied in Sharlayan alongside Alphinaud), then she is more likely a mystic knight or rune fencer than a red mage.

Now fuck off.
Stop shitposting in my thread.

>>164663829
You are right!

>>164664173
>you fucking idiot
Apologize to him RIGHT NOW.

>>164663860
People will continue to ignore that storyline characters in this game don't strictly follow class/job conventions. They can do whatever magicks and skills they have learned, even if its something no player can do ingame.

>>164664173
Implying the RDM we saw in the teaser isn't very close to a Rune Fencer anyway

>>164663916
I don't think my bf would appreciate that.

>>164664173
>shitposting
>my thread

You mean this is the regular ERP thread and nothing else? My bad

>>164664382
Oh you mean those 4 attacks he did?
Fuck off you idiot.

Everyone's been saying Blue mage or Samurai were the big confirmations going on by Yoshi-P's new shirt. But clearly this is false, and I'll tell you why.
In his recent interview, Yoshi-P stated that there's multiple directors for the Spiderman series, this implies that we cannot use directors as an example, but we have to instead look at other big things dealing with Spiderman but could be a hint.
Robert Kirkman, the writer of the Marvel Zombie series was known to be a patriotic man and wore Red/blue a lot. His wiki page even shows him wearing a blue shirt ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kirkman ). This is obviously what Yoshi was going for.
But what does it mean? Well if we take a closer look at what happened in the Marvel Zombies series, it features Spiderman dying and becoming part of the zombie hoard.
What are Zombies? Living dead. And this is what I think we should focus on. What can the Living dead tell us about the next class.
Well there's one famous class that uses a spell called Living dead and has always had the theme of dark magic. So It's obvious. The newly confirmed class is Dark Knigh---fuck.

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Come on, let's fish.

>>164664173
>y'shtola is a conjurer
>used AST skill during leviathan cutscene
>used holy twice
>holy is a white mage exclusive skill

Like, who gives a fuck? Alisaie right now is more red mage than anything else.

>>164664590
server/name/location

>>164664581
Isn't the latest spiderman a nigger? DRK confirmed.

>>164664581
I bet this sounded way cooler in your head before you typed it out.

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Hello! Any tips on defeating the wizard meanie in the quest "To Guard a Guardian"?

>>164665027
1 tip for 1 butt

>>164665027
Hit him until he dies.

>>164664875
I bet you thought you were smarter before you realized I just copy-pasted it from reddit.

Either way it's not going to be blue mage because let's be honest, no one actually wants blue mage, they just like the idea of blue mage.

If you're one of those weirdos then just stop, take a step back and think to yourself: can they really make blue mage work in xiv the way you want it to work? Like fuck, 90% of enemy abilities are AoEs in the first place, the fuck do you expect nigga.

With the way the game currently is, blue mage is simply unrealistic.

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>>164665047
Just 1...

>>164664382
It's nothing like Rune Fencer. XIV's Dark Knight is closer to Rune Fencer

>>164665168
this one is old and busted, sorry

>>164665156
Copy pasting something from Reddit isn't cool though. BLU is happening. The latest post by Yoshi is too blatant to suggest otherwise. To choose something else like SAM or DNC without any evidence or basis would mean that the developers intentionally deceived everyone with clues that all pointed to BLU, which is the opposite of what happened with previous Fanfest for Heavensward. Note that I do want anything but BLU in game, but all evidence suggests its BLU and they could easily bullshit their way into a tank or healer role because they will absolutely not add two caster DPS at the same time.

>>164665397
>The latest post by Yoshi
Are you talking about the crimson and azure thing?
Because crimson is Stormblood, Azure is Heavensward.

so is this the 'get NTR'd' mmo

>>164665397
His post is about how we're moving from heavensward to stormblood on 2017. It has nothing to do with classes.

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>tfw you never see anyone with your outfit since it incorporates low level gathering gear
>a week later you see two people in the same day with the exact same outfit

>>164665481
What makes you say that?

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>tfw getting taunted by a friend about not having /eureka

Why do so many femlizard hold their left arm?
Did they hurt it? :(

>>164665727
theyhave shit taste in idle poses

>>164665478
The entire theme of the Fanfests, trailer, and Spiderman has been contrasting red/blue.

>>164665686
*mouth open for cock memes*

>>164665397
>Copy pasting something from Reddit isn't cool though.
Literally every piece of news we get about this game gets copy-pasted here from Reddit.
>The latest post by Yoshi is too blatant to suggest otherwise.
Let me translate it to you so even you can understand:
We did shit in Ishgard and it was all cool and blue
Now we going to Ala Mhigo and dis shit is gon b red

>>164665686
do you need a cock to slurp on?

>>164665686
Do you need a pacifier?

>>164665820
The azure is Heavensward
The crimson is Stormblood. This shouldn't be confusing for you if you know their titles:

Liberators of the Crimson Lotus and Azure Sky of Ishgard

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Why would you think this looks good?

>>164665954
But why would they post such a thing when western players never knew the real names of the JP expansions?

>ninjas needing 25+ second countdown macros

Am I missing something? Why do they need any more than 15 seconds

>>164666038
Because it's just a translation of the same thing they've given the Japanese players. The sun is rising on the Crimson Lotus's expansion. The sun is setting on Ishgard's expansion in this year of 2017.

>>164666038
It's almost as if this is a japanese game and he addresses the japanese playerbase and the gaijins get a simple translation

>>164666029
Vomit

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>super models become warrior and save the world
Nice plot.

>>164666224
Super models that are the only ones that can resist the primals hypno powers.

Why is lost city so confusing and poorly designed in comparison to the other raids?

I mean the mechanics aren't really hard, there is just a lot of them and they don't make any fucking sense before you read about them.

>>164666268
Is everyone else simply so hungry for primal cock and only the models can resist because they are getting fucked silly all the time anyway?

>>164666029
Only if I can coat it in jizz.

>>164666117
there's an opener that has you open with Suiton, which means applying huton then waiting for the mudra to come off cooldown before puling the boss

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>>164665271
Nevermind. I was trying to fight both him and his gargoyle at the same time, which was pretty hard.
But if you stay at the entrance of the arena, only the gargoyle attacks you, and it becomes much easier
Maybe you'll get butt next time, sorry!

>>164666397
>primal cock
You'll never rub your naked body against Rumah's massive cock.

>>164666402
sounds retarded
why would you open with TA and miss out on fitting in your debuffs + kassatsu raiton unless you do it before slashing is up which is even more retarded

>>164666489
Good

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Why do c@s waste their time fighting evil when they could be fucking all the time? Look at that body.

>>164666486
;_;

>>164666489
>rumah's

typos aside, ever paid attention to the ramuh arena? Dude is leaking water out of him, old fart needs some fucking diapers.

I've been laying in bed for 2 hours now trying to sleep pls help

>>164666542
You don't open with Trick Attack, Suiton has ten seconds before it wears off, you do Suiton on the pull and you Trick Attack later into your opener

>>164666587
that's not water, that's precum

>>164666595
I have slept so many hours over last few weeks and I'm still bored with the few hours I stay up

We should get together

>>164666553
in eorzea females dont fuck males

in eorzea females fuck futa and males just do potd or alex with their friends

>>164666553
Some cats naturally have the need to fight, like Bnhaka.
And some are constantly overwhelmed by the desire to breed, like Seihai.
It's just their nature.

>>164666656
>spoiler

Does that mean his beard isn't his beard but his balls that swing over his back and are covered in pubes?

>>164666643
so you make people wait 25 seconds every time just so you dont have to use 3 mudra mid combat which is what you have to do anyways with every TA down the line anyways

>>164666367
>Why is lost city so confusing and poorly designed in comparison to the other raids?

Go fuck yourself

>>164666816
you play a tank, don't you?

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Lizard butt

>>164666762
You just have to find females that aren't from Balmung.

Or females who are into RP and ERP, instead of just the latter.

>>164666886
god damn you're ugly.

>>164666886
a re-run again...

>>164666881
Not him but I mained a tank since before 2.0.
I picked up Ninja recently and whenever a tank pulls when my Mudras are on CD I get so fucking mad, but I also did it all the time to a friend of mine since I didn't fully grasp how badly it fucks them.
I have seen the light. I still pull without waiting though.

>>164666886
exact same shit as cat butt and midlander butt

>>164666851
You're forgetting one small detail, for him to be running lost city it means he's a newfag that's used to dungeons like dullbreaker HM

>>164666960
t. paks

>>164665897
Couldn't hurt?

>>164666816
20 or so seconds is not unreasonable.

It isn't retarded like a minute long pull for WAR

>>164666816
>you
I don't main NIN, I just know both of its openers because I can. It is more potency in that opener to do that than it is to even do the second, slightly shorter wait time opener, especially because it aligns well with the BLM's later Fire IVs and MCH's hypercharge duration during their openers

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These guys must be so sexually frustrated not getting to bang all these c@s.

>>164666851
>getting this buttflustered over a shitty 24man
lmao kid

>>164666881
no, i play nin which is why im asking retard

>>164667104
Go fuck yourself

>>164667054
>ywn fish then fuck with this cat

>>164667140
Your favorite raid is shit friendo

>>164667149
>fish and fuck
I didn't know xivg played CoC.

>>164667054
can you make a single post that doesn't make you look like a huge horny virgin

>>164667005
>adding a min and half to a dungeon because a nin is present
>to a already slow run because nin has shit for aoe

I only wait on savage and ex primals, there is no real point in maximizing shit anywhere outside of it.

>>164666851
fucking relax anon its just a 24man

>>164667206
Go fuck yourself

>>164667221
That's hard.

I don't give commendations to catboys

>>164667232
>lost city
>24 man

wat

>>164667226
Literally no NIN in this game would ask you to wait like that, because Kassatsu is on cooldown for bosses anyway since you should have pulled all the way and they'll have done Katon -> Kassatsu Doton for AoE

>>164666915
easier said than done
kind of nice playing male tho cause it forces you to actually focus on the game

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>>164667334
It's ok I don't deserve any

>>164667121
You're free to have a shorter pull macro and have a less than optimal opener if you're too autistic to wait 25 seconds. Just know that it's costing you, and your whole party, dps. I don't like making my party wait 25 seconds before every pull, but we all agree that it's worth it. Until they fix the way the job works, that's how it's going to be.

>>164667364
>playing male makes you focus on the game

wat

>>164667030
How is it better if you still TA at the same time?(after you dancing edge)
3 mudras count for one (1) GCD

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>>164667276
You are the most disrespectful son of a bitch
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOURSELF

>churning mists and sea of clouds are basically two different ways of saying the exact same thing
>they are basically the same zone, with one having less green

>>164667457
you don't have people constantly trying to erp with you

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>>164667364
It's not so hard. Don't look in Ul'dah. Don't listen to the thread when they talk about literally whos. You'll find people who are into things you're into.

>bringing a NIN

You can honestly any party comp you want at this point. Just bring a BRD, DRG, and 2 BLMs and enjoy your five second pull countdowns.

>>164667442
>calling anyone autistic when you think one GCD makes a difference

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>>164667394
/commends

>>164667565
Go fuck yourself

>>164667591
Such is the life of a balmungoloid huh?

>>164667463
No, three mudras and the animation is a lot more than one GCD, because even a two step is clipping it with the animation included. Trick Attack is used after the Blood for Blood -> Spinning Edge. With this, you have Shadow Fang applied shortly after, Kassatsu'd Raiton which is going to be another GCD clip, then Mutilate, and Dream Within a Really Stupid Attack Name, and Duality-affected Aeolian. Do you have any idea just how much potency you lose by constantly clipping your GCD by including Suiton in all of that? Plus the actual wait to get Suiton because you'd be waiting for the cooldown from Huton to finish

>>164667618
Who are you quoting?

i need that new bird mount in my life

how "hard" is it to get all of the bird mounts to unlock the new achievement and get that glorious motherfucker?

What minimum ilevel would I need to run all of the shit required for the drops?

>>164667861
>>>/jp/

>>164667953
Who are you quoting?

>>164667881
all rng anon, might make the last ones guaranteed if you get 99 tokens like some already are

zuvran is likely going to be ilv 250, so that

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>tfw these will never go inside you

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>>164667953
>that feel when you will never play with fellow /jp/sies.

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>>164667881
Sophia EX is 235, so you'd need at least that. Then you need to learn the ex modes mechanics (although you can just gear rush half of them now). Then you gotta deal with the low drop rate for mounts. You'll also need whatever the required ilvl is for the new ex primal coming likely next patch. Please enjoy farming for Kirin 2.0 tl;dr:pic related

>>164668031
well I've never done a raid, I'm more a less a fresh 60, played months ago and resubbed to prepare for stormblood.

are these birds from raids or trials?

>>164668073
I don't think the he'd want to stick his eye on your asshole either.

>>164667753
>Do you have any idea just how much potency you lose by constantly clipping your GCD by including Suiton in all of that?
No, I don't. Feel free to provide the math.

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>>164668073
>>164668174
...or maybe they will?

When all you want to do is find a Miqo'te that wants to be bred by you and only you.
Male midlander life is troubling.

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>>164668224
go on

>>164668136
Niddhog, Bismarck, Ravana, Sophia, Thordan, Sephirot, and Zuvran. Extreme only.

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>>164668224
>>164668329
Maybe this is too lewd...?

>>164668280
Being bred is nice

>>164668280
>not an au ra
Oh well...

>>164667881
What new bird mount

>>164668336
much thanks

>>164668136
extreme trials

bismark and ravana are jokes so you might want to start with those

Ninja are cute.
Post cute Lizard and Cat ninja.

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>>164667648
Thanks anon!
/commends back

>Nidhogg never uses Sable Price in his refight

>>164668280
Man, I can't find anyone as a face 1 au ra
your chances as a male midlander are in the negatives

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>>164668414
This majestic fucker

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>>164668403
Ah! Another one came! It's HUGE!

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>>164668414

>>164668280
>tfw have a miqo'te buddy who wants this from me
>tfw I don't really like miqo'te

>>164668516
Impossible, post selfie or you're full of shit.

>>164668547
Sadly I would never be with a meme.

>>164668516
I cat recently said they liked my Midlander, but on discord I found out they had a BF.
Oh well.
/shrug

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>>164668403
>>164668547
I hear it works better if you take your pants off

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>>164668547
I think it's friendly...

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who is this semen demon and will we get armor to look like her

inquiring penises would like to know

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>>164667394
i'd give you ALL the commends
and other things

>>164668740
I don't want a ton of ripoff Scathachs. I only want the real deal, and a minion of the real deal.

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>>164668740
>will we get armor to look like her

You wish

>>164668843
>tfw still don't have wind up echidna or calofisteri

Wind-up Scathach is going to be super cute but I'm doomed to never get it.

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I'm making an alt for Odin. How is this Duskelf? What class should I pick up first?

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Good morning anons. Are you getting along with your local highlander bros?

POST YOUR CUTE CATS AND LIZARDS
And do it meow.

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It wasn't friendly...

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>>164668740
she's wearing a body suit btw, she's not naked

>>164668912
I really wish they would just display the weapons in these pictures so we wouldn't have to guess which set belongs to what class.

>>164668912
>another trash cloth set

>>164668740
The lewd art is going to be glorious.

>>164668984
ugly nose

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>>164669025
I want to protect her smile

>>164668580
unless you want to volunteer yourself, i aint posting shit

>>164668912
>tfw the set with the top hat wont be the healer set

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>>164669202
Well, I already locked him in, but I can delete the guy and remake him, I guess. Which nose should I pick?

>>164669096
the devs have no creativity so they do this on purpose in order for people to have something to talk about

>>164669234
Too cute.

>>164669180
>imploding it won't get one or two while oc donut steals get a million more

>>164669096
Now that i notice, healer and casters finally getting different looking sets?
Maim > scouting > healing > fending > striking > aiming > casting

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>>164669352
If it doesn't get any art then we will just have to make it happen. Even Sophia got more than a handful for once.

>>164669052
Atleast your clothes are still on.

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>>164669025
>do it meow
And what noises do lizards make?

>>164669352
What the fuck did you just write?

>>164669025
Fuck off Emily. Put your trip back on you worthless sack of pigshit.

>>164666886
How can I make this butte mine?

>>164669412
bingo

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>>164669025
cute cat+cute lizard

>>164669002
you look scary...

>>164669412
I wouldn't be surprised if the second one was Aiming, since the bard af2 set and the weeping city set had a similar headpiece.

>>164669263
other anon doesn't have taste, he's cute!!

https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/2659260/latest/
https://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/2704412/latest/

>>164669436
too bad she's still a shitty cockatoo

>>164669180
Was already planning to do something but haven't had sleep yet.

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>when everyone is congratulating you for your hard work, and then the queen of something comes into the room and steals all the attention
I just wanted some headpats...

post yuri pairings!

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Can't hold my boner

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Cat ears are nice but those from lizards love handles are just something else.

>>164669263
the one it uses by default looks best

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>>164669647
>>164669817
Quite the conflicting statements, anons. Can anyone in Odin meet up with me in Ul'dah for their opinion?

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>>164669025
zard

>>164669656
>even the dregs of Balmung can clear a9s and chemo still hasn't

lmao

>>164669920
He said cute, not down syndrome.

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>>164670050
I didn't get a nicer shot and she's soiled by a catboy anyway

>>164669920
>pale Raen
close, but no

>>164670186
That's not even pale, that's normal white person color

>>164670158
The white hair lizard and cat are much better.

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Does anyone here like midlanders...?

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>>164670249

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>>164670247
omo

>>164669920
oh man I'd push that lizard on the ground and then brutally mating_press her until she gets filled and passes out

>>164670249
They're good for pumping.

>>164670249
Only if they show what's under their arms…

>our guy joe advertising his fc
>send him a tell about how exciting it is to meet the man himself
>he scolds you for calling him the man
wtf i hate our guy now

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>>164670249
If they come with a gift.

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>>164670323
>>164670365
Wtf.......?

>>164670401
Gee, I wonder who made THIS post... NOT!!

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>nearly a year and a half since heavensward
>hime cut is still locked to to au ra

This needs to be rectified post-haste.

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Why are these guys so big?

>>164670472
>best haircut is locked to best race
What's the problem here?

>>164670249
That depends on what server they're on.

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>>164669025
helo

>>164670472
i can already imagine all the greaselord cats who'd be wearing it until it's finally worn out

>>164670472
Straight hair is shit in this game though. It needs to be somewhat wavy or it looks like shit.

Are there recommended servers to join for EU? I heard Cactaur was good?
Just looking for somewhere where I could join an FC at some point and not be flooded by RPing all day long.
Plus I'll be on PS4, if that makes a big difference

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>>164670450
Take your pick...

>>164670526
Balmung....

>Want to start playing
>Would have to grind through 30hrs of story at max level and then pray I can find people to run old raids/dungeons before I even hit endgame

>>164670560
i hate neo ebins

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>>164670720
I'm currently playing on Odin, but I've got a c@ on Balmung. Midlanders are nice.

>>164670482
Counter-question : why are you cats so small?

>>164670720
and what they're wearing, and how much of it are they willing to take off.

>>164670560
Post with less clothes on.

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>>164670798
Dead server...

>>164670804
How is this...

>>164670798
Cats are small so that they're easier to handle, and they always stay tight

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>>164666995
Maybe if you had the link to the imgur gallery.
>>164666960
Nah, best lizard.
>>164669548
It's a secret.

>>164670773
>thinks the only fun you can have is at endgame

Lol. Also I don't know which crybaby told you that, but they are seriously blowing shit out of proportion. Just play the game or fuck off, these posts from people who don't even know shit are tiring.

>>164670973
Not them, but mid-pop servers aren't "dead". You know this, get your facts straight.

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>>164669025
Does my lizard meet the criteria..

>no xiv thread on /v/
>no xiv thread on /vg/

>>164671028
galleries are not the same as getting it fresh with dedication

>>164670985
are you tight as well?

>>164671105
I wanna meet your criteria!

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>>164670985
And why would they need to 'stay tight'? For what purpose?

>>164670973
Well, I wanted to roll a male on Balmung, so I'm saving this preset for a miracle or server resets. I've also got him in Odin because I want to meet those c@s who keep posting there as a group.

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>>164670889
with less clothes on

>Friend bought me This+Heavensward+3Months of game time out of no where so he had someone to play with
>All because I'd mentioned I was interested in it like 6 months ago

So I am going to at least humor the guy for a bit. What is the easiest DPS class to play? (preferabled Ranged) I dont want to put a ton of effort in unless I like the game then i will reroll into something fun

Rotations seem complicated as fuck compared to WoW (Which I played Vanilla->WotLK)

>>164671065
Ok sorry...

>>164671252
Really cute cat boy!!!
on opposite day hahahaha

>>164671236
That's not what I MEANT.

>>164670516
I know they're keeping it locked to rake in the fantasia bucks, but they could just put the hairstyle up on the mog station separately and people will buy it.

>>164671313
The rotations in this game are so easy that they highlight what button to press next with dotted lines.

Archer is your best bet for a ranged DPS class.

>>164671398
But you said 'post with less clothes on'. Can't be clearer than that.

>>164671405
Lizard faces are shit and can't compete with cats though.

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>>164671146
That's a secret
Find out

>>164671164
So that they're useful in some way

>>164671313
Just for clarification you don't need to reroll a character or anything in XIV. You can unlock all the classes on one character and switch between them at any time after you unlock them, outside of dungeons/raids. Sounds like you want to start as Archer->Bard or possibly Tham->Black Mage.

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>>164671105
Cute Raen...

>>164671236
Can you post more pics without your eyepatch. Its for a folder.

>>164671462
>combos = rotations
lol

>>164671252
neo ebins go and stay go please

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>>164671150
What does that even mean..

>>164671542
Isn't that what they're supposed to be?

>>164671490
I fail to see how staying tight would be useful in any situation, but I thank you for your opinion all the same.
Server?

Best EU sever?

>>164671609
Naka is the only neo-ebin you've been right about accusing.

>>164671632
I want to princess carry your cat and lizard.

>>164668815
{/pet}
{Please look forward to it}

Honestly, is there anything more cancerous than MMO playerbases? "muh endgame." Fuck off with your endgame shit. FFXIV is a really fun RPG with a story that's worth playing through, and if you don't like that, then too bad. Go play Mario or Call of Duty or something.

>>164671770
the story is bad like every final fantasy game

>>164671634
A rotation is a collection of all your abilities, not just hitting 123

>>164671750
That sounds cute..

>>164671802
Nice opinion, kid.

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>>164671537
ok

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>>164671757

>>164671747
accusing of what

>>164671634
Sargatanas

>>164671942
Of being a Neo-Ebin.
I've seen people call Abe a neo ebin, but I guess this is all part of your plot isn't it?

>>164671938
i love these pictures

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>>164669025
Cat

>>164672008
what

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>>164671980
Meet at the Gridania Aetheryte?

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>>164671893
I think you look cuter without it.

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>>164669025
c@

Can someone post the Aranea armor from this game?

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>>164672048
me too

>>164672104
What I'm saying is you've accused Abe of being a neo ebin before.

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>>164672204
They're cute without it, but I can't agree with removing someone's unique character trait.

>>164672298
i love you

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>>164669025

>>164672320
i think you may be retarded

guys im going to post naka bp

naka bp

guys i posted naka b

>>164672330
What's in her left hand? I know it's supposed to be a whip, but it looks like something else entirely.

why did abe do... you know... with paks?

>>164672472
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_o'_nine_tails

so yea a whip

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>>164672392
thanks...

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>>164672460
thank you for your service

>>164672330
>facepaint wrong
>ears wrong
>outfit doesn't exist ingame
>dead stare
>"look at me i'm pretending to be a pro artist" squiggly signature

This was comissioned by a grown man to someone who never played or heard about xiv now wasn't it?

K7I1 9RI2 T8O0 T121 I8A0

Maid code I don't need.

>>164672613
>grown man
What is this meme?

>>164669918
If you're playing at a bad time and need a healer/dps post in the thread and I'll help you out if I'm about

Is the Odin linkshell active?

>>164672675
Every single avatarpost you see here, giggle-squees, OwO, flirting and all is almost guaranteed to be the product of a over/underweight man in his late 20s or early 30s which is a hilarious contrast.

Whats even more hilarious is that the term "grown man" began its memedom from the mouth of a tranny who used to avatarfag here and now avatarfags /wowg/. A real life grown man.

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>>164672191
Your nose is just fine. You've got the pointed look going for you between that face choice, ears and hairstyle.

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hello?

>>164672801
Hey thanks man, you're including underweight players in this. Please include the early 20 people, though. This is age discrimination.

>>164672446
Epic.

>>164672891
why did you kill amberscales

>>164672782
I wouldn't know. I made a character on Odin so I could finally play a male character. Getting tired of being a ladyc@.

>>164672801
I don't get why being a grown man is an insult, though. You might as well just say 'human'.

>>164672819
Thanks, fellow elf.

>>164672898
You forgot the under 20s too.

>>164672891
Read me a bedtime story, Kiss.

Should I sub again even if I mostly would take photos of my character and just do the daily stuff? But not really much more than that

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>>164672970
I didn't.

>>164672936
ok

>>164672819
name/server/marital status/sexual preference?

>>164672995
It's meant to call attention to the absurdity of a grown-ass adult behaving like a fucking horny thirteen year old, complete with about as much understanding of sex and the body as one.

How do I get the Naka bp?

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>>164673014
Once upon a time, there was a catgirl named Diss Kisem[sic]. He liked to kick ass and chew bubblegum and spew over-the-top one liners as he kicked alien butt.
Pic related, it's Diss Kisem[sic] preparing to kick some alien robobastard's ass.

>>164672263
araneas smooth tan gc...

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>>164671123
You have to be beyond VIP to do that nowadays.

>>164673147
Huh. Can't say it makes the person saying 'grown-man' seem any better than the person they're trying to call out, but okay.

>>164673054
You could always get into raiding or RP.

How do I stop Shirou from cheating on me?

>>164673227
Thanks, man. You know how to help with a fever

>>164673248
You mean "You have to be Ippiki"

>>164673282
Take your pi- uh, vitamins, and maybe some day your fever will go down...

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>>164673276
I have some bad news...

>>164673187
Offer him good parses or a fat highlander futa cock

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>>164672191
Ah, sorry! I missed your post.
In any case, I have been there recently, but I don't think I saw you...
How about we meet tomorrow, instead?

>>164671893
How can i convince this cat to let me touch their belly?

>>164673542
I thought you just didn't want to meet up. We can meet tomorrow, anon.

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>>164673267
>Can't say it makes the person saying 'grown-man' seem any better than the person they're trying to call out, but okay.
How does it not unless they too are a grown man which ultimately renders them a hypocrite?

>>164670246
I read that as "Normal person color" and laughed.

where is abe

>>164673646
Isn't that everyone in this thread, though? It's definitely the person who uses grown man as a meme.

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>>164673276
cheating is not ok

>>164673479
Die

>>164673731
its not everyone
i dont erp, or act like a fawning faggot while i look for online boyfriends like many of the fucks here
i want to actually play the game

>people will get defensive and say im trying to act morally superior because they have no real rebuttal

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Source on this one?

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>>164672330
I really really hope they didn't pay for that incredibly obvious trace job.

>>164673721
replaced

>>164673980
by who?

>>164673974
lmfao

>>164673951
Hello, I don't ERP or act like a fawning faggot while I look for online boyfriends, but I think you're trying to act morally superior because I don't have any real rebuttal.

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>>164673953
this too pls

>>164671252
So cute.
Would be even cuter if you wanted to cuddle.

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>>164674090
>>164673953
Good luck my dude, most doujins and translated doujins are locked behind patreon supporters

Isn't the first one called Aura so sexy?.

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>>164673974
lmao holy shit

Dear, Primal data center. Please queue for ST.

Love,
A physically sick giraffe.

>>164673953
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2981664

>>164674397
What is your queue at? I can try.
-Some guy who should be asleep

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>>164673595
You have to sneak up on them. Once you've grabbed the critical zone they will be powerless to resist.

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>going on adventures with friends and making happy memories

>>164674427
That looks nothing like an actual Au Ra.

>>164674427
BIG
OL'
TIDDIES