JUST NIG MY SHIT UP edition
eyosongive.us
yasuo is a samurai
Anyone have more LoL related ohayous?
>>164513325
>getting samurais and ninjas confused
triggered
>>164513325
yasuo changed my experience with the same sex
Poppy is fucking cute!
>>164513325
if we're going to get super realistic about it, technically he is a rōnin (wave man).
Best girl.
Best eyes.
Best wife.
>>164513515
woah don't swear in here... this is comfy general
>>164513541
league of labias
>>164513471
He is actually a ronin my man and a weeb pandering 13yo kiddy bait.
BIG
FAT
______
>>164513197
WE WUZ KINGZ
>>164513197
SHEEEEEEIIITTTTT
Xth for Camille
>>164513750
BICEPS
>>164513750
Does Lucian have a big cock?
>>164513831
>That feeling where you don't want to spend you IP on Camille because you aren't sure if she'll sell enough skins to not be Kalista'D and Azir'D aka be Yasuo/Ekko/Ect...
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
xth for breast metal waifu
>>164513750
JUGS
i don't want to sleep alone anymore
>>164513924
No, nigger dicks are actually small.
>>164513924
He's black, of course he doesI used to have a black roommate, and one time I accidentally walked in on him and his girl fucking, and I can confirm that, yes, black guys have bigger cocks
>>164514030
Same desu
>>164513750
JIGGA BOO LIPZ
>>164513949
>tfw bought camille after playing 1 game with her in normal
she's literally irelia 2.0 or 3.0 i can't remember now
>>164514084
Ummm no honey
>>164514096
Did you tell him he has a nice cock?
>>164514135
Fiora is Irelia 2.0 so she is Irelia 3.0
Lulu is best girl!
I'm sorry they got first blood. I-I'll do better next time I swear!
>>164514201
I did not, I was too overtaken by awkwardness
>>164514291
Come here in bush baby
I wanna show you something
>>164514249
Xin Zhao is just a better Irelia too, though.
>>164514384
Of course! I'll ward it right away!
>>164514096
>black guys have bigger cocks
you saw one black dick out of a nearly incomprehensible number of black dicks, you can't say black guys have bigger cocks based on one big lazy black dick.
>>164514096
that sounds anecdotal
>Riot is actually going to nerf Ziggs, a mid who hasn't been viable in two seasons, because he's a memepick in bot lane
Really makes you think
>>164514886
Source?
>>164514427
You bronze m8?
>>164514030
>tfw you spent six years sleeping next to the most adorable gamer grill and artist
>got killed by a drunk driver after winter exams let out at her uni
>a year later and I still wake up before sunrise every monday/tuesday to get her ready for her bakery shift
>painful moment of confusion when she isn't next to me in bed asking me for five more minutes
>stare at the ceiling until the sun rises
careful about getting attached anon.
>>164514470
/vg/ vs /vg/
na
vidya
>>164514997
fuck off
fucking NORMALFAGS
/vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA
needs 7
password is vidya
When will riot balance assassins to have real cooldowns? What happened to high risk/high reward gameplay? Fizz and Leblanc literally just spam abilities with almost no regard for themselves because their shit is always up
>>164514886
More like because Ziggs doesn't sell skins.
>>164514570
Well, with monkey heritage in your genes, your only excuse for living on would of course be deluding yourself into believing that you are above-average in at least one area of "qualification".
They can't face the reality of their cultural, genetic, intellectual and physical inferiority.
Because if they did face that reality, they'd jump off the next best bridge.
newfags can't triforce
▲
▲▲
>>164515179
same with whites vs asians/ashkenazis
>>164515182
what year is it
>heimerdinger top/mid
>alternatively morgana top/mid
>zz'rot first item
how long would this work for
Here's my crappy mspaint attempt to fix him
>>164515242
>jewish dreams of being a race
>>164515286
until mid Gold.
>>164513831
They forgot to add
>Massive thighs because
>UH...
>>164515102
Easily accessible CDR was a huge mistake. Riot opened pandoras box. You don't have to give anything up to obtain maximum damage output and cooldown reduction. You can also get a little HP in the mix if you feel like it.
/vg/ vs /vg/ +5
na
vidya
>>164515059
all I'm saying, sweet anon, is that you can't miss something you've never had and that nothing lasts forever. You choose to start a painful cycle by being unhappy with your current state.
>>164513831
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY LISTEN TO HIM HER CURRENT SYMMETRIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE FUCKING GARBAGE.
>>164515330
Reduce the lip size just a tad and it's perfect, nice job anon, riot should higher you.
>>164514987
not even, i began playing a month ago, i'm about as new as Camille. am i incorrect in my assumption?
Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!
What music does /lolg/ listen to while playing? I usually put on game osts, KH2.5's soundtrack is nice.
>>164515930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atY2Z0J6zX8
and other mixes like it
>lose 30min game
>was pretty much a stomp but we didnt surrender at 20 because never give up lmao
>some guy in the other team trying to tell me how to build the champion im playing
>im a x champion main rofl
>look him up after the game
>he has 7 games played total on all seasons
???
>>164515620
Yeah, very wrong. Xin is pretty garbage other than low elo because he has not CC and relies on getting a lead and keeping it or else he's useless.
Xin is one of those champs that if you pick him and don't pull your weight hard you'll likely cost your team the game because you'll be useless.
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets
Is Kled OK or is he broken?I am Gold I btw
I think I figured out why Heartseeker Lucian's splash looks weird: its because he's smiling
What did he mean by this?
>>164515930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Fhx2IEztw&list=PLVQpc5rUMq9k-4vO-SvpOv_N4c3AOOkFH
but the playlist depends on the champion.
>>164515019
>>164515019
I don't understand this I've laned against so many tarics as soraka and they can never land shit
the only time they win is when my ape is too stupid to back off his ape when taric ults
>>164516741
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/0/03/Taric.joke05.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20160407223926
>playing ranked
>one a win streak
>hear a tap at the window
>pull back the curtains
>see this
What do you do?
>>164513197
>mfw "kata best gurl :3c" poster finally fucked off
>>164517134
wonder why my window is a phone
>>164517134
close the curtains of course.
>>164515930
Carpenter Brut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLrX7MH1Rtg
Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qptMg0JWmFY
GRiZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86S_p-Wei0c
Jake Chudnow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSAjfmjqEA
Karma Fields
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3CG8CM22BQ
And a lot of things inbetween
>>164517134
shoot that bitch for trespassing on my property
>>164517134
wonder why my window has been defaced with some random's patreon info
>Win 9 games straight on the same champion
>Underperform on a game
>Lose 1
>"HAHA WTF DUDE YOU ARE SO BAD"
>>164513439
>>164515330
did i fix it?
QUINN A CUTE! CUTE!!!!!!!
>buy 200hp item
>hp bar dense af
>almost unkillable
i kind of miss the old broken days
I want to go shitposting with Lulu
>>164517486
It's a lot better, but the eyes are still fucked.
Why does Shen have 400 energy instead of the usual 200?
It's actually a lot less manageable due to his high costs and leaves you without energy after using taunt most of the times.
After 4 years of playing him, when the rework came live I was astonished by how unfair it was for akali/zed etc to spam skills and Shen having to manage the energy a lot better.
Is there some actual reason for this?
>team is super far ahead
>enemy team has vayne, nasus
>game goes passed 30min
>they're starting to get big
>somehow manage to split and ace them
>manage to end before they all respawn
wew lad.
I want to be Lulu's cat!
>>164516331
Not the huge lips?
>>164517134
>female
Close the curtains, of course.
>>164517486
It's mostly the eyes.
>>164515930
whatever my spotify playlist plays
heres some samples of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tI1_KlO6xI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kzCBQg-qQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC-JhQ1p7nw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnc1GvHn6rI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
>>164517707
uuum, higher energy costs for abilites and the e's passive?
Dunno, just taking guesses
I want to cuddle and protect lulu and tell her that everything will be ok!
>second round pick is Vayne and Yasuo (mid)
>Closest AP top I know is Shen
here we go I guess
>press E
>win games
Hello?
>start a new account
>win 4 games preforming well
>the next 8 games are paired up with levels 2-3 on my team while the enemy team is loaded with keystone masteries
>forced to lose 6 games in a row
What the fuck is wrong with this shitty matchmaking system? Is it so hard to want to not have a 50:50 W:L ratio? And even then, this is fucking outrageous!
>>164517996
pick ZAC
>>164517536
don't you mean in?
>>164517996
>>164518149
>Is it so hard to want to not have a 50:50 W:L ratio?
it is the goal of a matchmaking system for everyone to be 50:50 by hook or by crook
Holy shit, Darius, Rengar, Fizz, Vayne, Blitzcrank. I cant possibly think of a more cancer fucking team than that.
>>164518103
Literally that's all you need to do. You can miss your tornado, who cares? You can fuck up your ult. As long as you put that stupid as shield on your carry you literally win. The actual easiest and most freelo champ in the game. You literally degrade yourself as a human being by playing that shit wanna be elf.
>>164518216
WITH!
>>164518351
Why the fuck would a matchmaking system force not put you in a balanced environment where skill ultimately decides victory?
>>164518358
replace blitz with thresh.
cancer will never be the same.
>have 1800 rp
do I try my luck on chests or just get a legendary skin?
>>164515930
Exclusively Touhou music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFYORrFp8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX0mAtiumlU
https://youtu.be/ebIdOHQhLcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KExZ9C72K_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i03zk3jHYtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO1cbQ71r8U
>>164518546
Wait until something shiny you like is on sale.
Aren't we getting another one of those 20% to 70% discount on random skin things soon, too?
>>164516256
ralsa will carry
>>164517647
>>164517803
well cant paint in some eyes
>>164515930
on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIvObjadQDs
>>164517231
Kata shit girl. Akali is best girl.
>>164514997
I wouldn't be able to deal with that.
>>164519140
literally who
>>164518695
I think riot has retired the Your Store thing. They didn't have it during the winter event and that's when they introduced it last year.
MATING PRESS
>>164519323
I mean........I like her..
>>164519408
got any singed pics?
>>164517231
uuh hello
i posted in this very thread u freakin idiot
>>164519140
katarina is the very bestest girl ever so best that you cannot even comprehend the amount of best that she measure up to on the immeasurable scale of bestness
you are like tiny baby swimming in pond of filth and mire my hearts desrie will raise me higher of red and steel these wounds will never heal but ill use the lessons they taught me to be better than ever dont sweat its only a sweater rollin the dice takin bets on your life not one shot not two but thrice got the reset this isnt a rehearsal but hear the melancholy hymn of your body bags lying in the herse
Don't open this pic anon, it's not warded!
>>164519508
No but I have more Akali pics.
>>164519562ANOTHER
>>164518443
it is balanced. you are winning about as much as you are losing. :^)
more seriously, in a generic mmr based matchmaking system, you are a "new player". this doesn't mean bad player, it means no idea what the fuck you are, maybe you are braindead or a challenger smurf. it just throws you in with whoever is in queue, who may also be bad or good, until the mmr sort themselves out by having enough games played for it to settle down. at that point, you may be playing with and against people around the same mmr, but you'll still be complaining "WHY ISN'T THIS BALANCED" because the point of balanced is that shit happens and you are where you should be when you win and lose about equally often
>Enemy Top locks in a melee champion
>Lock in Kench
>mfw they realize I'm not Support
>>164519562I mean I dont see a pirate around hereso free gold, yay
>>164513831
camille is:
ugly
boring
and ugly
>>164519613
Never knew she is so busty
>>164519632MORE POWDER
/vg/ vs /vg/ results
>>164519756
She used to be, but Riot not only nerfed her moves, but her boobs as well..
>>164519508
>>164519738
I'll bring my "Free Hugs" shirt
>>164519740
S
>>164513962
too bad the skin looks like shit and doesn't have any neat sound effects...
>>164515930
Halo3, Ori and the Blind Forest, and Metroid Prime still are not only my favorite games of all time but still hold the best soundtracks
https://youtu.be/MkzeOmkOUHM
https://youtu.be/eIyQVP3IUyg
https://youtu.be/tBq_SueS8oo
Also this theme singlehandedly goes with ANY champion:
https://youtu.be/w8hrKmTRes0
>>164519936
>Don't fight him in his W
>Win
The ONLY reason Mordekaiser works is that nobody but Mordekaiser pickers know what the fuck his W does.
>>164519856
Feels bad man
>>164519741
wrong
>>164519508
>>164519881
>>164520013
Yeah, I'm convinced Riot legitimately hates her, like some unwanted stepchild.
/vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA.
>Pick Ziggs bot lane
>Your teammates never push and you die to the jungler trying to do it solo
is there a worse feeling?
/vg/ vs /vg/\
NA
7 needed
vidya
>>164515930
Ghost. I've gone through Popestar and Meliora like a hundred times by now...
>>164519508
>>164519881
>>164520060
>>164519981
I'm praying they finally give her an audio and maybe visual update to coincide with the new album
>>164519787
No exhausts to cuck me. Feels good
>>164520090
I only dislike her when people started building tank on her to be annoying
>>164519992
>Teamskull encounter music
Based
>>164518192
>>164518280
Wasn't that bad. Yasuo made some questionable plays mid game but it went better than expected
Aatrox is a bad champion /lolg/
>16 second cd malphite ult at level 1
>can choose between unlimited sustain or more damage than a critting tryndamere
>2 magic damage nukes which do more damage than an ADC autoattacking for 5 seconds straight upon maxing E
>Has a GA built into his kit on top of this
So trash
>>164520421
>Yasuo made some questionable plays mid game
Yasuo is expected to do poorly. "Questionable plays" means him playing well.
>>164513439
>>164517486
Fix? there's nothing to fix, how are you gonna fix a king? After all he wuz kings an sheit.
4 needed for
/vg/ vs /vg/ NA
vidya
>This guy just slapped your ADCs ass
What do you do /lolg/?
>>164513439
>>164513197
>lucian will never BLACK my wife
JUST
>>164513864
BASED TASTE
>tfw really like playing kindred
>tfw hate playing jungle
C-could I play her mid?
>>164520537
oh. Well i helped Yasuo make questionable plays when I got ahead.
>>164519613
at least post good ones
>>164520653
>implying armor will help him against my ziggs adc
>implying i'm not playing brand supp who will also shit on him
>>164515930
>>164519992
>ori and metroid tunes
my dude
>>164520531
>>164520012
If thats the case then i just passively farm and W when i need to push or defensively for poke/healing poke. Or when people who should know better about the W still going in after their jungler shows up.
Come to think of it I don't remember ever fighting a kench top lane before. How does the W work on that? Wouldn't W still effect kench and anything around him if it ran out while I was eaten?
>>164520795
I really start to like akali desu
>>164519992
>Metroid Prime
Solid taste senpai.I'm beginning to worry that we'll never get another good Metroid game...
>>164520653
he looks like he would die to a soraka q desu senpai
>>164520274
I'm hoping the new album isn't full of weak shit and we get some actually good metal. I could see Karthus singing like this easily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4e5Jw9T5Zk
>>164520060
I would
>>164520934
I stay optimistic that maybe someday retro will make another
>>164520889
>Using OP.GG instead of Champion.GG
>>164519046
god bless Todd our own little cancer survivor
>>164520767
play her__top__
3 needed for
/vg/ vs /vg/
vidya
>play tahm kench
>fuck over my team
should i just stick to braum
>>164521134
But what's in it for me?
>Get Top
>Enemy team locks in Yorick
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS REWORK
HE'S LITERALLY WORSE THAN OLD YORICK IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO LANE AGAINST HIM
OKAY COOL I DODGED HIS E 10 TIMES OH LOOK HE FINALLY HIT ME WITH IT AND 100-0'd ME WITH AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM OF GHOULS
YOU CAN'T EVEN ROAM WITHOUT HIM TAKING YOUR INHIBITOR IN 30 SECONDS FUCK THIS GAY FUCKING CHAMPION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>164520918
Well good. She is third best girl, after all.
>>164521162
Fun and a free (You).
>>164521275
I think I'd just rather take the (you)
Rune wars or Galactic Renekton
I got them both in chests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thm340CpHhE
Can you do this in Dota?
>>164520990
https://youtu.be/IOYb9FGuO0w?t=27m14s
https://youtu.be/VYqa2YjDh3g?t=5m8s
Based on what has been revealed so far, it sounds like the new album is going to much better than the first one (not that Smite and Ignite was bad). The one in the second video is called Mortal Reminder
What's the best support to counter the Ziggs/Brand botlane?
>>164521105
You think that could work?
>>164517486
now make him white and its perfect
why the fuck did they give lucian a valentine skin? wasnt his whole meme that he misses his wife? hed be fucking depressed on valentines!
>>164521330
galactic, I have both and rune wars is kinda meh in game
>>164521142
>>164521412
Top Main here, it'll work on anyone who is not familiar with playing against Ranged. Any experienced Top Laner will just stand six miles away and madly ping for assistance till his Jungler gets there, you're better off playing Kennen/Quinn Top.
>>164521412
quinn works, and kindred is more slippery and has a get out of oopsie free card. Plus you can drop wolf to punish the melee toplaner for taking cs. Mid does make roaming for your early scuttle mark super easy though, instead of a coin toss.
>>164521485
im fucked no matter what
>>164517486
make his lips browner like the rest of his skins and the model. the whites of the eyes need to be whiter and the eyebrows need work.
>>164517486
give it the michael jackson treatment in photoshop please
/vg/ vs /vg/ +3 on NA.
>>164521256
Right after..?
>>164521919
nami and tristana
>>164521373
The vocals still kind of blow, I just think someone like Karthus would have a much more evil voice. I mean shit, he looks like a black metal vocalist.
>>164521330
Galactic, do it for Steel
>>164521187
Yorick main here
He's weak as fuck when he doesn't have ghouls up
Engage him when he doesn't have 3-4 graves, or just deal with the ghouls before going in.
>>164520494
nevermind, he was right. my yasuo experience just changed.
These games shouldn't be so hard. I was concerned just watching people trying to 1v5 the enemy team one by one.
>>164522220
Question.
What happens to your ghouls if Poppy presses W when they're leaping onto her?
>>164522374
>suicide bomber annie
>suicide bomber riven
yee checks out
>>164521142
>Really enjoying tahm
>Doing well with him
>Then one game
>Our vayne is fed as fuck
>Trying to peel a sion off her
>Accidentally eat the vayne instead of the sion
>It cost us the team fight
>it cost us the game
>haven't played tahm seince
>>164521919
jinx and syndra
>>164522130
I think he was actually somewhat based to Iron Maiden's mascot, Eddie (kind of a stretch, but that's what the wiki said (implying the wiki is a reliable source))
>when your onetrick goes on free week
is there a worse feel
How do you think yordles would react if they knew how many humans want to fugg them? Shock? Disgust?Arousal?
I just lost my promos, big deal. But Jesus Christ you legitimately lose 40LP for falling out of your promos?!?! Went from 100 to 60...Every other loss I've had I lost around 17LP. Is that normal???
>>164522634
doesn't look like eddie at all except for the fact that they're both dead
is there anyone on /lolg/ confirmed master or challenger?
>>164523207
yeah super metroid
>>164521323
Stop pretending to be me you asshole!
/vg/ vs /vg/ is LIVE
ON NA
PLACE
THOSE
BETS
>>164523207
yeah me
>>164523207
Riddler, Marine and Neryth have dipped in and out of Master IIRC.
Hotshot used to post here regularly before he sold out to reddit.
I'm like 90% sure qtpie posts here anonymously.
>>164522496
>What happens to your ghouls if Poppy presses W when they're leaping onto her?
They usually die.
>>164522785
>one trick
>normals
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets.
>>164522806
Depends on the Yordle. Poppy and Trist would be aroused, but Poppy would try to hide it.after all they are dumb little sluts
>>164523279
>Moosh not taking Exhaust
???
>>164523375
idk who the fuck this guy is, but I really want to hit him as hard as I can.
>Wukong gloats about 1v1ing a Jhin
can you do this in league?
what do you fucking do against ranged shit(quinn,kennen,jayce) as a melee champ on top lane?
>>164523410
>Recognizing the superiority of human cock
>"dumb"
???
>When you have a 48% wr on soloq but a 60% on flex because you play Shen and people in soloq never play as a team
Well, just fuck me up sideways then
>>164522785
Apathy because normals.
>yasuo on sale
>yasuo free week
AFK leveling accounts in Vs. AI is pretty rough right now, though.
>>164523551
Uh, probably accept that you lose. Fall behind on CS. Don't die. Hope they misplay horribly.
>>164523542
cant tell whats happening because this game looks like a moving watercolor painting
>PD Shen (after first armor/MR item)
Interesting. Would Blade of the Ruined King work too?
is ghostcrawler fucking up again?
>>164523542
god this game looks like such a clusterfuck
>>164523612
Just because someone's dumb doesn't mean they can't understand what makes a good cock.
>>164523542
>could tell what was going on in league before playing it
>could tell what was going on in hots before unfortunately playing it
>still can't tell what's going on in doto
Still looks neat, though.
>>164523614
you got it wrong, that's because the difference of level between solo/duo and flex is like the difference between euw and turkey
>>164513637
How do I get good at lulu?
>>164523805
I remember the triggering of Riot from this post. It's like they tried to deflect criticism but know they couldn't because people would fact check.
>>164522924
you lose LP for each loss m8. 2 losses is 20LP per loss, which sounds about right.
Just came back from a year old break, do good players play flex or soloq?
>Riot snaps and buffs the fuck out of adcs because Reddit whined too much
>Mordekaiser becomes S Tier because he creates another ADC in his team
Fund it.
>queue top
>other team bans darius and teemo for me
good feeling
>>164521602
>>164521639
Okay thanks I'll try it!
why isnt metroid challenger yet?
>yo lets make a champ with 4 engage tools
>ayyyy, good idea, but make sure that they cant be used to disengage too
>uuuuuhhh
lee sin everyone
>>164524325
Who
>>164524206
Morde ghost really isnt that strong considering how bad the controls for it are. The only actual good ADC ghosts are stuff like jinx, jhin with 4th auto, and cait.
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>tfw you're so sick of laning against Singed that you dodge whenever the enemy team picks him
>>164524206
Morde is fucking hilarious some times.
>He gets the Ghost of extremely fed Jhin
>Does half of Elise's health with a single auto
>>164523925
Im playing against diamonds in flex and they tryhard their balls every game.
The games feel much more interesting than soloq.
>season 6 winrate with soraka was 72%
>season7 winrate with soraka is 43%
what happened? I'm actually really depressed right now.
>>164524528
Don't you meanPoppy?
>>164524768
I'd rather put my swimmers in Poppy 2bh.
Can you do THIS in League of Legends?!
>>164524643
if jhin dies on his 4th shot, does the ghost only 4th shots?
>>164524206
is this a hashinshin comic?
>>164524737
People moved on on the free elo train.
She is still cancer and a absolutelly skill-less health dispenser eitherways.
>>164524891
I must've found it on /his/.
>>164523279
>gays in BOTH teams
top team wins after an excruciating 100 minutes of chasing singed through their base
Post cute Ezreals pls.
I don't give a fuck about your lane, toplaners. I wont gank it, ever, unless I get a free kill from it. Your enemy laner is most likely a poppy, ekko, trundle, garen or some other unkillable cuntbag where I am just wasting my time. Learn to win a lane on your own, you whiny babies.
Can maining Sona get me out of bronze?
>>164525270
No. You need to have a lot of impact. Unless you play mid Sona and dumpster the enemy team, you won't do much.
>>164525223
>gank top gank top gank top gank top gank top gank top
>your jungler has mercy on the poor soul and actually ganks top
>"The enemy team has slain the Infernal Drake!"
haha well played summoners
>>164524841
wait i'm really confused
this just looks like a better league of legends
why don't more people play dota?
FLAWLESS SYTEM RIOT
your game has started and you realize that you as the jungle accidentally forgot to pick smite
what do you do?
>>164523207
Senator Armstrong
>>164525442
gg new client is a piece of shit
Really the bigger issue is that jungling is actually impossible without smite now, because not only do you suffer from not having the summoner spell, but you can't buy the jungle item, resulting in even LESS damage, you TAKE more damage, you get less EXP, and you get less gold
forcing jungling via jungler-only items was a fucking mistake
>>164525270
Yeah, anything will. You'll just climb quicker and more reliably (if you're better) in a role other than support.
Or just build Sona for damage. Lichbane, and stuff. Try out Brand, Zyra and/or Vel'koz, too.
>muh sightstone
People down there don't have minimaps.
i want to PLOW shyvana cave
>>164513197
>that splash art
What were they thinking? How did this get approved?
It doesn't even look anything like him at all.
>>164524737
people now play shit like brand/zyra support and both can blow you up before you can heal
>>164525660
I'd ratherMATING PRESSher 2bh.
>>164525747
anything as long as she ends up filled with juices
>>164525747
Mating press is the best position.
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Weather_Effects
Does League have this?
post more akali's
>Be support main
>Losing all games lately and getting flamed
>Draining motivation to play and live
wat do
>>164526026
if dota is so great why are you constantly drawn to lolg to shitpost and shill
checkmate queer boy
>>164526078
keep trying son
>being first pick in a draft
I hate that. I love being later so I can avoid being counter picked hard. You don't even get a fucking ban.
>>164526078
>>164526026
>changing the weather
>making the game suboptimal for yourself
>thinking this is a """""feature"""""""
You can't make this shit up, Dotafags are THIS stupid
AD scrub planning to move into top.
Besides Poppy, what is the most broken shit?
>>164526026
does dota have this?
>fighting against a camille
>she says a quote every 2 seconds
how to shut this bitch up?
>>164526078
Play a different game to change your attitude and tilt. I recommend a single-player one for a break.
>>164524643
>have morde on our team
>our team is behind
>we manage to sneak drag
>he gets the ghost of drag
>this mother fuckers makes a b-line down mid
>we're all pinging him back
>QUADRA KILL
>ofw
>>164526253
nope
>in champion select
>double check masteries and runes, they're both correct
>get into game, masteries are wrong
Fuck you Riot.
>>164525660
>>164525747
>>164525862
What do herfarts smell like
What does herpooptaste like?
>>164521187
Yorick cannot escape a gank and his kit encourages him to all in. Figure it out you fucking moron, have your jg camp him and you will both get insanely fed.
>>164526554
>Jungler
>Coming Top
>>164526026
I actually think map skins would be sick. I would prefer to have the old colorful map instead of this dull looking map.
>>164526236
Inatelly broken: Riven
The ranged cancer: Jayce, Kennen. Quinn
The colossus abusing cancer: Poppy,Nautilus, Darius
The "Slayer" cancer: Fiora
Leukemia: Singed
>>164524768
>>164526607
>playing darius up to gold rq
>jungler doesn't come top
>once
>either of them
what's with this anyways
>>164526679
I'd like announcer packs, desu.
Listen to Kindred, Tahm or Kled narrate the flow of the game.
>>164526779
>Tahm just spends the entire game talking about food and Rivers instead of telling you important information
>>164526926
I wouldn't care desu.
Lulu is the cuddliest! :3
>>164526454
all i see is trash
>>164526078
Take a few days off and come back to it on the weekend.
>>164526607
Any JG that doesn't stop a gank prone snowball champion like Nasus or Yorick early will lose more games than they win. In all honesty all it really takes is a few ganks early to put him in a position where he simply cannot push and you will get to 5v4 the enemy team to victory.
>>164526207
This. Why do the last 3 always get bans? It doesn't make sense.
/vg/ vs /vg/ results.
>>164526750
I'll try Naut and Darius later
thx
>>164524891
>if jhin dies on his 4th shot, does the ghost only 4th shots?
Yes
He can also make a Graves that never needs to reload as well iirc
>>164527226
Yeah I'm aware of that. But down here in the shitshow that is high Silver Junglers are either
>I MUST POWER FARM BECAUSE TRICK2G TOLD ME TO
or
>I MUST ONLY GANK MID AND BOT BECAUSE NIGHTBLUE TOLD ME TO
>>164513750
TITTIES
>>164526994
i'd prefer it desu
>>164526926
i want this
i need this
>>164527420
you got me anon
you really got me
>>164525047
>top team wins after an excruciating 100 minutes of *pushing through ziggs, triple-zzrot, heimer, and poppy
Fix'd
>>164527309
What kind of music wouldTrundle listen to?
Is morgana support good?
*melts your heart*
>>164527661
Dicks
>>164527545
> /r/UrgotMains
>>164527706
way better mid tbqh
>>164527309
>de-fucking-lightful
goodnight, lolg
>>164527661
Rock & Troll
>>164527309
>that gp smurf
>enchantment cinderhulk
>+15% bonus health
this really makes me want to play jungle mundo
how bad can he be, r-right
One more day, one more failed Master Bo5, but I'll climb that Mountain eventually.
Failure has always been my greatest mentor.
>>164527921
Don't, his ganks are mediocre and his clear speed is ass.
>>164527359
I'm just pointing out its not the champion that is the problem. If Yorick were super OP, all the pros would use him. Buit they don't because like I said, he can't do shit unless he gets tons of free farm.
>>164527921
Pick Sejuani or Zac if you want to be a huge tanky jungler.
Does LoL have lore as deep as this?
>>164526207
Everytime I had to climb my masteries on Shen I was first pick as him.
You have no idea how many singed players I had to go up against because of this.
>>164528095
>Being 12
>"This is deep"
>>164527309
>GP more cs than over 3/5 of the enemy team combined
>GPmore kills than the entire enemy team combined
>Imthem trolling
another quality and fair /vg/ vs /vg/ game boys
reminder that this is what you sign up for, nearly an hour of getting your shit pushed in because they won't end and you won't be able to swing a surrender vote.
>>164526207
Elf slut champion fucking WHEN???
>>164528409
>won't end
Look at their fucking comp and builds.
>Ziggs, Zyra, Heimer
>3 Zz'Rots and a Banner of Command
>>164527309
>>164528409
>716 CS
>17 kills
Literally fucking how?
>>164527309
>716
>>164528350
My child there are no games without a Poppy/Trundle/Ekko on my top lane.
I have trascended past the emotion of anger.
I am one with the autism.
>>164528406
>not understanding the fucking ocean joke
>>164528448
u wot m8
Can any champ look cuter than this?
I dare you, i double dare you motherfucker, find me just one picture that is cuter!You can't
>>164526779
>I'd like announcer packs, desu.
that's a dope idea. i hate how that old bitch sounds like she's on the verge of orgasm whenever someone gets a triple kill.
>>164528350
>>164528539
forgot pic
>>164528587
>>164528473
>>164528532
Three Zz'rot portals, perhaps?
>heimer turrets
>zyra plonts
Not sure if these count.
>>164528587
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little assassin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Demacian Military Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous campaigns against Noxus, and I have over 300 confirmed assists. I am trained in sustain warfare and I’m the top support in the entire League of Legends. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will exhaust you the fuck out with point and click the likes of which has never been seen before on this Valoran, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with killing my carry over the Internet? Think again, assassin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of stars across the cosmos and your life is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 1.5 second stun, edgelord. The stun that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your health bar. You’re fucking dead, assassin. I can shield anywhere, anytime, and I can make my carry kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my lvl 3. Not only am I extensively trained in hammer combat, but I have access to the entire champion pool of the Jungler Frontline Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable KDA off the face of Runeterra, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy peeling your little “clever” gap closer was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking spells. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit heals all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking outplayed, kiddo.
What happened between qt and nb3?
Watching a part of the vod and nb has been throwing hella shade
>>164528587
>>164528771
>with that fucking snout
Nice try anon
>>164526554
>Yorick cannot escape a gank
Unless they're hyper mobile all he has to do is drop a wall and walk away
>>164513197
Kayle may just be the most anti fun champion in league of legends
bar the obvious i guess
post reasons to live
>>164528587
probably the simplest task of my entire life lmao!!!
>>164528587
>>164528539
>Poppy
She can befuckingannoying but I usually pick Darius anyway to stomp her shit.
>Trundle
Mixed results, I've learned to try to help other lanes first. Trundle's strong but he can't 1v5.
>Ekko
I just flat destroy him. He's too fragile, get a corrupting potion on certain champions and he just falls apart and hovers around 20% health the rest of laning phase.
>>164528714I'm trying.
>>164528790
nb3 has become his target audience and is responding to perceived shit talking the same way a middle schooler would. QT has made an attempt to make peace and explain the situation.
then again, it could just be drama for views, like tswift and that one black canadian.
>>164528876
>>164513197
How did they make a suave black man in a suit look like an ugly street nigger? Man, they fucked up.
is xerath any fun?
i want a new go-to midlaner
he was the first champ i was interested in in this game because he had full ability power on the scale thing
is he glass cannony
>listening to nujabes
>completely silent for 6 minutes
>jungler ganks and he screams into the mic
look its every league streamer ever
>>164528839
she's the judicator. she's anti fun in lore as well my dewd.
>>164528839
>literally has a 55% wr
I don't know what do Riot expect us to do with a ranged tryndamere that has hybrid scalling and a permaslow.
I legit have seen kayles be 0/4/0 and still carry a game with nashor and runaan.
The same happens with Yasuo.
Do they realize how pointless is to waste 20 mins laning against something that only needs 3 items to be virtually unkillable and takes 3 turrets if left alone for more than 2 mins?
>>164528876
Doing myMATING PRESSshitpost.
>>164528790
>teenage viewers
>drama drums up attention and views
Uh.
>>164529012
>antifun
Try Swain.
QUICK
Do I start maining:
TK TOP
GNAR TOP
KLED TOP
H E L P!!!
>>164526779
>mfw imagining announcer packs for Tahm, Kled, Jhin, Braum, Sion, and Poppy
Only problem is it would probably cost them a lot of money to get voice actors for every champion to come in and record them. Sure, rito can probably afford it, but that doesn't really mean anything
Who's worse, riven mains or yasuo mains?
>>164528876
this little cutie
>>164529220
Option C that nobody ever fucking talks about: Ezrael Mains.
>>164529220
riven mains feed
yasuo mains feed but with a massive ego attached.
>>164529220
Vayne mains
>>164529373
They always both have massive egos because muh complx skill ceiling champ.
>>164529362
Seconded. At least they don't usually feed, or not as hard, anyways.
>>164529220
They both don't care about team comps, whine in all chat after 1 gank, ignore team and feed their asses off. There is literally no difference.
levelling up in this game is a fucking atrocity
>>164529191
>Yorick announcer packs
>Kill a enemy
>"Ah, another soul departing from this world"
>Double Kill
>"The chorus of perishing lives"
>Triple Kill
>"A triunvirate in a journey to the nevermore"
>Quadra Kill
>"Slaughter in vain, for all will return"
>>164529497
That's why you buy accs
>>164529497
>spam twisted treeline
>go yi
>push botlane and win
>win under 15 minutes
easy levels? shouldn't take more than two days of lvling.
>unlock a 6300 ip champ
>want to test them in normals
>i get full ad garen top
>zed support
>yas adc
and a bunch of other trolls
im fucking done
>>164529557
Sweet jesus
>>164529497
>doing it right now
Can confirm.
Also fuck having to spend IP on runes. Rune pages, too.
>>164529220
They are usually the same, and they also play other cancer champs.
>THE HOLY SETUP OF ABSOLUTELLY EGOTISTIC LOLBABBIES
YASUO TOP
ZED MID
LEE SIN JUNGLE
VAYNE ADC
THRESH SUPPORT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xn5E-G81FY
>Poppy
>Balanced
>>164529220
it's an extremely tough question but if I had to choose I'd say yasuo mains
usually when riven mains have their baby needs catered to and their hands held, they are happy like kids at christmas and happily chirp the words "carry" "1v9" "outplay"... Usually.
when yasuo mains have their needs catered they dash through the minion wave in midlane until they reach the enemy Darius and get beheaded for breaking shariah law
>Renekton and Kindred just get some decent porn
>Wag the Dog 3 is about Kindred fucking Renekton
I'm enjoying watching my husbandu fuck my waifu I don't even care if I'm being doublecucked
>>164529674
>tfw you've actually had good Zed's on your team more than fuckbois so you don't really call them "gg this team" worthy
>>164529694
>JUST DODGE LE 14% MAX HP NUKE XDD
>JUST CC HER
>JUST PINK THE STUN
>JUST DASH THE UNDASHEABLE WALL
>>164529694
Poppy is a retarded champ, but what is even more retarded is to go botlane at 23 mins in the game (hint: baron spawns at 20 mins) while you don't have TP and try to fight somebody who has TP
>>164529818
>JUST STEP ON THE BUCKLER XDDDD
>>164529760
>He briefly shares her with Teemo
>>164529815
>tfw you now remember Leblanc players
>>164529760
Link?
>>164521187
Yorick has more sustained damage at the cost of poke and sustain.
He has only one combo that he can do to actually deal a lot of damage and it's the standard summon ghouls + Wall + E combo. This will chunk out many champs not tanky enough to deal with it.
It is IMPOSSIBLE to fight him when the Maiden is up without either heavy burst, +2 people or both.
He has no poke or heavy damage in lane when E is on cooldown so keep that in mind when trying to trade.
Garen, Darius and Trundle all do well against him as they are naturally tanky, do decent damage and can clear tye ghouls/have sustain to deal with the Shepherd.
Lulu is ADORABLE!
>>164521381
Heavy sustain, so Soraka.
A kill lane with J4/Panth is also a viable strat.
>>164530015
https://exhentai.org/g/1013579/1bdbebcff5/
It's still untranslated if you care
>>164529694
>that music
jesus christ
>>164529651
>>164529497
gb2 dota
everyone else put up with this shit you're no exception, now git gud
>>164529917
>play top lane
>leave poppy unbanned
>get outplayed by her being a ball of stats
HIGH RISK
HIGH REWARD
>>164525747
>mating press shyv
>not wanting her to mate press other league grills
2017 and Yasuo is still in the game.
Why?
>>164523287
Don't forget about our boy Eugene.
>>164530424
Riot isn't deleting champions
>b-but muh Sion
>b-but muh old Poppy
Riot. is. NEVER. Deleting. champions.
>>164513197
I genuinely can't tell if this is a new champion or its a Lucian skinEither way I want it
>>164530207
>already have an account with everything unlocked, doing it on rando smurf
>IP has anything to do with being or getting gud
>defending this bullshit system
lmao worse than blizzdrones
>>164530424
to sell skins for the weaboo audience who is basically 70% of the playerbase at this point
>tfw you remember when they used to sell goofy skins like surprise party fiddlesticks
Ohayou LOLBABS
>>164513197
Lucian skin or new champ?
>>164530418
SHYVANNA
DOES NOT
HAVE A DICK
>>164530418
this image is really good in spite of the art being average
Lulu is CUDDLY and ADORABLE!
>>164530663
Heartseeker Lucian.
I just saw it myself
>>164530684
She has one in the heart of the beholder, Anon.
My Shyvana has a soft, warm and heavenly dragon pussy, but Anon's Shyvana can have anything she wants.
Help me design a new Shen skin lolg.
There is literally no cool skin for him.
And yeah, there are some like samurai and tpa or even frozen who are breddy gud.
But I want something that actually changes both his lines (which are few) and his spells.
I'll start.
Templar Shen with a zweihander and dressed in full armor like Amumu's little knight skin.
Obligatory "deus vult" sort of a line with it.
>>164530418
Nah I'd much ratherMATING PRESSShyvana, then I'dMATING PRESSthe other girls.
>>164530998Evil ShenRedeemed Zed
>>164530884
She has great thighs I will give her that Shyvanafag
>>164531126
Put Rek'Sai in A
Also what about rengar and like kha'zix and shit
>>164531117
What would he be dressed like?
Would the spells change?
I want to massage Janna's ears!
>Non-buff camps now reward about 25% less XP on the First Clear*
>Experience Changes
>[NOTE: When comparing values, remember big camps all give 50 bonus experience from the jungle items]
>Blue - XP lowered to 200 from 210
>Red - XP lowered to 200 from 210
>Gromp - XP lowered to 200 from 210
>Little Krugs - XP lowered to 35 from 45
>Mini Krugs - XP lowered 7 from 15
>Razorbeak - XP increased to 20 from 15
>Small Razorbreaks - XP increased to 35 from 15.
FOR
WHAT
REASON
>>164531126
>Kindred being that high
Kindred doesn't have thighs
She has LAMB CHOPS
>>164531176
Agreed. Rek is thicc
>>164531126
>Not a furry
>Genuinely curious about why Azir's placed so high
>Google his splash
Holy shit those are hot.
good night /lolg/, i will go and cuddle with my pillow now!
is this dirty half breed even fertile? now everyone wants to mate press her apparently
>>164531279
he's a chicken what'd you expect
fuck furries though
>>164531243
For Lee sin/Vi not being in your fucking top lane at lvl 4 when you are barelly 3.
>>164531181They literally just switch costumes. That's it.
>>164531313
Dragons are supernaturally fertile, hell she could probably reproduce with a rock provided it had a dick and balls.
>tfw no adc gf
>>164531410
B-but anonthat may be actually nice as a joke skin like Mundo Mundo or Bard Bard
>>164531238
slut made to be a dumpster
>>164531313
I don't care if she's fertile or not, I only want children if she wants them, all I want is to give her a lot ofLOVEandCUDDLES
>>164531336
>Fuck furries
THAT'S THE PLAN
>>164531313
A dragon and a human literally fucked to have her and you're wondering if she isn't fertile?
>>164531238
10bucks says your a silver shitter who HAS to use a freelo champ like janna to win anything.
>>164531568
>Buru is almost only getting commissioned to draw muscle girls with either gigantic or flaccid dicks, or futa-on-futa-on-futa, or that awful nasus doujin
>Not even 5% of his art is not disgusting content and is awesome
such a waste
I can't speak for everyone but warriors genuinely don't like being impregnated. I'm pretty sure the reason they get so strong is so they're not cast to the side and used as breeding tools.
If you're gonna impregnate Shyvanna I think she'd be severely depressed
>>164531126
>>164531176
>>164531279
>>164531267
Notched up Rek'sai and Vayne. Vayne is has better thighs than I thought on her splash and Rek'sai has four legs.
Rengar added. Khazix legs are fucking twigs, at least Rengar has some muscle and teases by exposing one in his armor (for some reason).
And before any furries tell me Twitch, Alistar, or etc. deserves to be higher I look at them and none were Rengar-tier and will not be added. I won't hold back if a furry champion is THICC but if they aren't than they won't be on it.
>>164531621
well in real life it's not uncommon for cross-species half breeds to be unfertile
but it seems that according to her lore (at least when the lore was acceptable a few years ago) half-dragons are fairly common in runeterra and seem to not be genetic abominations so I guess they're fine
Man am I alone
>>164531279
holy
>le ebin waifuposting
Another thread ruined
>>164529694
>that music
>being a cheese eating surrender monkey
whoPOWDERhere?
shyvana is as flat as jinx.
>>164531798
God man. Twitch is in no way thicc.
Thicc in the head maybe but not in the thighs
>>164531760
Nah, hentai taught me that strong warrior women secretly desire to be overpowered and to submit their wombs to a superior male.
>>164531857
>Coming to lolgen for quality game discussion
LOL
>>164531760
>Implying she doesn't want to settle down with J4, have a few lovely babies, and then return to battle
>>164531910
so what
My porn is always big tits but what my heart wants is not wht my dick wants
And my heart wants Shyvana
>>164531857
>WAH WAH, WAIFUPOSTERS ARE RUINING THE THREAD, INSTEAD OF MAKING A CONTRIBUTION TO THE THREAD AND STARTING A CONVERSATION, I'LL JUST COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM!
>WAH!
>>164531910
Wrong
Decided to see if this meme really is good. Smite singed supp and boy is it ever.
>steal amumu's red
>run up to top lane behind tower and take two waves unpunished
>run to mid take her farm
>run to bot take farm
>base
>go into amumus jungle and steal his farm more
>split push like a mad man
>whole enemy team goes full tilt
>their supp leaves game
>win
Why didn't I find this sooner?
>>164531906
I miss old GP too much to try to get well with him again.SailorGangplank is still one of my all time favorite skins too
>>164532096
>no more tankplank cheese with wit's end+frozen heart
>no ebin 1crit1shot q with muramana+trinity+IE+shiv
it hurts
>>164532096
Sailor's the...worst one.
>>164531961
FUCK
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT IS WHAT SHYVANNA WOULD WANT.
I'M GONNA RAPE THAT BITCH UNTIL SHE LOVES ME
>>164531940
I say Twitch because twitchfag would make the excuse that he has "thigh gap" or some random shit. He can like that rat all he wants, he isn't thicc. And Alistar is straight up hard angles to where its gross at least Rengar I can understand someone wanting to grope his thighs or something, there is consistency there.
I don't account for thigh-gap either because that was my favorite excuse from Ezrealfag for seriously proclaiming, "Ezreal isn't thicc but he's S because of his thigh gap!"
>>164531906ANOTHER
>>164532226
WHOTOY SOLDIERHERE
>>164532204
>muramana
no
>>164532226
Eat an entire deap sea dolphin dick
Sauteed that shit with jellyfish and dog assholes
>>164532268
>superior male
men don't have thigh gaps. what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>164532268
croc bro are you ok?
>>164532356
>he didn't play back when gp built muramana
I pity you
>>164532447
Ezrealfag.
Thats whats wrong.
>>164532312
Khaledplank when
>>164532447
they thirst for attention that's all
>"h-haha i totally want to fuck the dirty rat xDD"
>"loool i would so eat a centaur's dick right now famalam"
>>164532454
I thought we were talking about current-day GP. I miss Manahoy.
>>164532268
>Both are raging warriors
>Both are huge scalie bastards
>Both did nothing wrong
>They will never at the very least come to have a mutual understanding for each other
>They will never battle in top lane for dominanceand then fall into the bush for the best hate sex they've had in their entire lives
>>164532594
The new one is really fun but not in a "lmao how am I even getting kills with this piece of shit" way which made gp so engaging.
You were literally useless and people ignored you until their adc exploded from a parrrley
>3 different people today told me I speak with a southern accent
Is this a sign I should start maining Tahm?
I'm so bad at this game.
>>164532731
No it's a sign you are an inbred
>20 minute titanic hydra on shyvana
>absolutely threshing the entire enemy team by myself
>my solo-lanes are somehow 2-18 at the end of the game
How do you even die 9 times on maokai?
>>164532646
Renekton will never get the succ
While we're on the subject of old GP,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-SfsRFf7Vw
I miss Bankplank.
>>164532806
Probably having to deal with a jungler with presence.
>>164519368
They didn't make it work on the new client yet so it's not happening until they finish the client. It got the urf treatment
>>164532723
thats not fun though, thats just...torture until you get items.
>>164531798
What about Kog's thighs?
>main mid and support
>never have to autofill
feels good.
>>164532806
>>164532874
fucking destroyed
>>164532896
Kogbro don't.
Kog may have an ass but his thighs are shit
>>164532896
They're twigs bro.
Twigs with pizza feet
>queue for normal draft
>5 minute queue
>player dodges after 3 minutes of picking and banning
>queue for blind pick
>1 minute queue time
>getting a role you want is based solely on how fast you type it and somebody might just take it anyway
wake me from this HELL
>But long term, we think the game would benefit from more flexibility in what champs are played in what lanes.
Could this finally be the end of forced adc/support being the only choice in bot lane?
What are you supposed to do when you need to group with your team but your enemy laner is still pushing the lane?
Also, this Yorick build makes me physically ill
good night
>>164532874
I actually ganked top like 5 times though and killed the enemy every time.
>>164533082
You bring your team to him, kill him, then win the 5v4
If you're confident you can win the fight, engage a 5v4, win fight, and push like madmen because there isn't a champion who can outpush 5
>>164533140
Good night.
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets.
place your BETS
/VG/ VS /VG/ BETS
>TOMOKA MID EKKO
>MEL NOt ON VI
>RIDDLER SHEN
>MASTER STYLE MID
>BILLAMY LULU
>>164533359
>>164533448
>nasus
who is that faggot
>>164533359
>>164533448
>>164533479
>>164533151
Then you didn't give the majority of the gold to your laner if you could, meaning you could snowball but you didn't really do much with it to get other lanes moving.
If you don't absolutely need to take the kill, taking it and not getting other lanes fed is not how you jungle.
>>164533479
>want to vote riddler
>same team as tomoka
I feel conflicted.
>>164533558
But mah kill, how am i supposed to carry?
FINALLY an s as sion
i just need one more to prove that i am a BIG GUY
>>164533448
>>164533359
>>164533479
>shen into Kayle or Ryze
>J4
>Nasus
>Lee Sin
All on bot if anyone snowballs at least once.
>>164533558
Fuck that shit, I need the money more than a maokai.
>>164532079
Because they can't punish that in bronze.
In a real elo, they'll dive your ADC and your top will get shit on by being under leveled and under farmed.
>Friend playing jinx in bronze
>Keeps going against every other adc worth playing in the game
>Trist
>Cait
>Lucian
>Ezreal
>Keep wondering why she's mobily fucked
How come mains are so obsessed with their one champion that they can't see the champions weakness
Can I get banned for erping in chat?
>>164529450
Are vayne mains as bad as people say? I honestly rarely get to vayne spot them. The bot lane carry that I usually see that's toxic as fuck and just feeds is usually Draven and Lucian. Especially before lucian was shit.
t. support main
>>164533925
Who cares? Nothing matters in bronze, you can carry with anything there.
>>164533925
>How come mains are so obsessed with their one champion that they can't see the champions weakness
That doesn't make them a main. That makes them a mayne.
>>164534112
yes.
>>164534112
Yes.
>>164533925
>Jinx
>worse than Trist
>worst than lucian
>worse than ezreal
I'll give you cait, and maybe ez, but def not the other two.
Also in an elo like bronze, she should be snowball 1v9ing with jinx.
>>164534112
Yes
>buy leona
>play normals
>get an S games in a row
>go to flex
>play leona
>jinx dies to invade
>top trynd feeds
>jgl goes 1/11
>gg report leona feeding
Who are your favorite vg players?
The Protector speaks through me.
>>164534331
riddler
>>164534331
valkrin
Question.
Vayne. Can she be played top?
>>164534574
I dont know
can she?
>>164534439
why can't I say "Outrageous?"
We must serve life I guess
>>164534331
Wnone of them
>>164534331
None; they're all assholes
>>164534439
Taric bros are pretty based, up there with Sion bros. I like getting them as a support even if we end up losing since they're generally noble and friendly.
Some of them get a little cocky in their abilities though.
>>164534856
>up there with Sion bros.
>>164534948
I've NEVER come across a Sion who was a total fucking toxic dick on my team. Ever.
/vg/ VS /vg/ WHEN
>>164535004
I'd agree that they are far below the average toxicity of toplaners but they're not perfect either
>>164533062
stick to draft. pvp is where the really autistic kids hang.
dealing with a dodge is fine, i'd rather have lost three minutes and have structure than some kids deciding to duo top on a whim telling me "idgaf" when I ask who i'm with on bot because i notice there aren't any characters who traditionally go bot and am locked in as soraka.maybe it's my fault for playing soraka.
>>164531410
that is literally me last game
raged so hard at that irredeemable shitter that he afk'd and we lost the game
sure learned my lesson, don't talk to anyone
>>164535004
>3 of the 4 people I've reported and immediately gotten a notification for were Sion players
Ehhh.
>>164530418
fantastic taste anon
>>164534478
>Implying valkrin would ever play a vg
>>164535119
I guess I'm just lucky, or you're unlucky, or both.
>>164535068
I'll go with this anon. I'm sure there are many out there that aren't perfect but compared to most other mains in the game, they're generally bro-tier.
>>164535004
All the sions I get always go oom in the first 8 min trying to hit an e
nothin personnel, kid..
>>164535085
yeah fuck it i dont mind 10 minutes of browsing internet thanks for the advice
keep on playing soraka thats a p. cool champ plus you can literally onetrick a pony
>>164535261
Oh, I just noticed that doesn't say jg
>>164535021
when u start one
How do I get my turret poker in bot lane to focus on turret poking in mid game?
>>164535380
"/vg/ vs /vg/ is not unique"
WUT
>>164535426
Tell him that ADC's should take down turrets when they can in the chat?
>>164534439
fucking hell armstrong, you're getting a bit too into this taric main thing
>>164534439
WE MUST SERVE LIFE
>>164535345
Name my Christian rock band
>>164534331
imthem
bmf
armstrong
>>164534331
People whose dicks I would unironically suck:
BMF
cele snakes ru
Diethylamide
ImThem
Majin Buukage
Master Style
Megu Wormie
Moooooosh
redditman69
RiddlerShen
Rumia
Super Metroid
Yogg Saron
People whose dicks I would give a little lick if I was feeling frisky:
Depression
Meliorne
Merc Treads
Michael J Fox
MyWayOrTheViWay
PonyPrancer
People who have a smelly micropenis:
Sid Schaefer
Welding
>played a lot of dota 2 got to 4.4kmmr before every game was flooded with account buyers
>Decide to download and play league
>got to 30 after a couple weeks of playing the game on occasion
>did my placements and got silver 5
>literally just trashing kids in this bracket because they have no clue about moba mechanics let alone league mechanics
>in 2 days went from silver5-1 getting gold soon to
Anyone wana give me some top champions im bored of Garen/darius/teemo/GP/Jax I want something else
>>164535345
>>164535653
I am no longer the man I once was
>game so one sided I as thresh outdamage their yasuo and kha'zix
Holy fuck.
>>164513197
is that supposed to be Lucian?
why does he look like a gay pimp
>>164535901
Why play anyone else?
>>164535887
>Master Style
>easily triggered flaming faggot
why do you like him?
>>164535887
Good list
>>164535993
I like GP a lot but getting trashed until i get max q and lvl 2 barrels is annoying, unless i severly outplay the enemy or there just morons the lane is just poke with q and CS with q and barrels
>>164515930
symphogear character songs
>>164535967
It's a 100% upgrade from your endless REEEE posting
The only negative I would say is you using that gay pink skin for half of your memes
season 4 Shaco main it feels good to finally see Shaco get attention
>>164535901
>renekton
>pantheon
>wukong
>irelia
>>164536095
GP is my favorite champ atm, learning him and I agree with you here, getting completely raped (and subsequently flamed by faggot teammates who don't understand GP's poor lane-phase) gets really annoying.
>>164536094
still going onbub
>lock in adc
>post yfw enemy adc is the one who spends all game getting gangbanged, zoned off of cs and abandoned by his team even if they're better than you
hehehe tough luck pal
>>164536030
Because even though he's a jerk, he's really smart and aggressive and it's hot <3333
why is it so difficult to cheat in lol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rloho6R-GzA
games like bf or cs are full of hacks like that. but in lol this is next to impossible.
>>164535901
Oh, and I forgot to mention Jayce and Tryndamere.
Especially Jayce.
>>164536242
t. master style
>>164536275
I mean there's a report button in lol and automated bans, which makes cheating kind of pointless.
>>164536275
It's four and a half years old.
>>164534439
We must serve life
>already at image limit
Goddamn lulufags
HOW DO I GET AN S ON JINX THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
CAN ANYONE GIVE ME TIPS? I GET 240+ CS IN NEARLY ALL OF MY GAMES BUT WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD THE KILL AND DEATH COUNT BE
>>164536517
>kill
high
>death
low
>tower kills
all of them
>>164536275
This guy was amazing but figuring out how it worked just made you fucking cringe
really pathetic spaghetti coding by riot, yet again
>>164536501
>now we will never see the /vg/ vs /vg/ results
NOOOOOOOOO
>>164536331
He's playing a game right now, silly! I hope he channels his frustration from carrying his shitty team by forcing me to be his personal cock sleeve...
Or Riddler... I wish he would use his autism to hit all my sweet spots with machine-like efficiency and accuracy!
Or anyone else on my list hngg I'm so wet
>>164536423
I haven't ever cheated in any (mp) game but I thought VAC was a bit more efficient than the ban waves in LoL
>>164536209
a lot of my gp games go as followed
>stay 5-7cs behind enemy top whos doing his best to harrrass me outta lane
>get flamed because "top is so fed gg"
>get full IE and PD or Shiv for crit
>Barrel combo+ult enemy team usually leading into a double-quad
>still get the gg report GP
>>164536598
>Yet again
>From four and a half years ago
>>164536674
IGN BITCH
>>164535887
>not on the list
must be because im a cute girl
How do I use Diana? She is so squishy, I don't know how to assasin, just mage
>>164536684
I don't think I've ever run into a hacker in League, so I think it's better. But that's just my experience.
Anything is better than Blizzard though. I know plenty of people who have like 10 bot accounts that pay for themselves and then some and they never get banned.
>>164536778
>diana
>squishy
lol
>>164536778
play her mid and take the entire jungle
shes like azir where she needs to get farmed up to destroy
>>164536565
No, seriously
No matter how hard I try, it's always S-
Even when I get kills well into the 20+ range and take out 4+ turrets, it's not enough.
Is it the death count? I always end up getting 5. Should I be aiming for 4 instead? Even less than that?
>>164536750
No! I'm going to remain an observer, taking note of every player's mannerisms like a pathetic stalker!
>>164536705
>Implying this was the first major bug
>>164536778
what are you building? go for roa first item, then it's up to you (nashor's, rylai's, zhonya's...)
>Already at image limit
We must start the crusade against waifufags as soon as possible. We will retake /lolg/.
>>164536850
Probably, if that's what it takes.
>wards(?)
>kill participation
>farm relative to match duration
>>164537002
are the luluposters reportable pls say yes
/vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA.
>>164537002
I made a post about this a few days ago but nobody listened. We need to start reporting people for avatar faggotry because it's fucking annoying to have to make a new thread 200 posts early.
>>164536832
Going to farm to jg never came to me, fuck I feel stupid now. The opposing mid always buttfucks me while trying to farm in lane
>>164536973
I usually go for nashor's, then the clock
>>164537104
What the fuck is in it for me, mon ami?
>>164537104
Is that you Master Style? I can tell from your posting style alone. Please acknowledge my attempts to worship you... If you're someone else I apologize for being a stupid braindead cunt...
>>164535887
>>164536242
>>164536674
>>164537379
>recognizing my posting style
kys
I will forgive you if you post your IGN or if you add me.
You have to be cute though.
>>164537379
hey BACK OFF
>>164536275
>games like bf or cs are full of hacks like that.
they're not though?
they simply automate part of the playing process
FPS games are simple, if you have 0 reaction time and complete awareness around you you're unbeatable
in league that merely gives you immunity to skillshots. scripts can perfectly dodge,kite and farm, but they can't tell you to push or not to go in 1v5 or where and when to gank etc.
>>164533925
Jinx is great. She actually has really good mobility. That's her whole character - High speed, high attack, really low defense and no hard CC. Your friend is doing something wrong with her build if Jinx isn't zipping around the map fucking shit up. Direct him to some sites that tell you how to build champions.
I'd main Jinx if I had her on my current acct, she was literally the first champion I ever played, I have a lot of love for her, I want to lick herribsbut I play Twitch instead because Twitch is fun/less IP.
>>164537485
But that's the one thing I can't do! I guess I'll just have to keep admiring you from afar...
>>164537485
Alright fine...
Ign:ImThem
>>164535887
til 7 inch dicks are considered micro,.......
>>164538729
post dick
>>164525878Source?
>>164535887
ayyyy