Senran Kagura General #965 /skg/

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>>164461813
Happy Birthday Homura!

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

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That is a sexy pic of Homura. Homura is a sexy girl. Post Homura.

BIG

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>>164462142
"It's ok, Anon. I am sure other couples finish this fast as well."

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Would you love your seran if she was a disembodied head?

>>164462535
It definitely limits your options, but maybe it's worth a try.

>>164462373
VEINY

>>164462535
I don't see why not. You only need the mouth.

Hmm you guys aren't getting to Thread #1000 anytime soon. See you guys in a month or so

>>164462535
....is this photoshop?

>>164462731
But Homu gonna make it rain bitches and hoes on her birthday party

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>>164462535
I'd prefer a dullahan but it's okay as long I have my senran.

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>>164462731
It's because I stopped posting. You guys need to start vaping to up the post count.

>>164462881
I don't to brag about weed to have fun with it or post on /skg/.

>>164462868
Did a double take there. I'm already forgetting some of their names. I think it'll be a while before I pick back up SK

>>164462881
Well... religion/belief discussion can surely up the post count. But nooooo, skg is the most unholy place to discuss about it.

>>164463212
We worship boobies here.

>>164463212
I honestly can't tell if you're shitposting or actually being serious anymore.

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>>164462420
You... You don't really think Homura would tell Asuka about stuff like that if it ever happened, right?

>>164463212
don't wanna hear about your politics in the context of titty ninjas unless it's in the form of some surreal soapboxy fapfic

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Homura is literally the best choice for a wife or girlfriend, she's practical, she's not conceited and you can already tell by looking at her that she's not going to let herself get fat.

>>164463541
Asuka and Homura are mean they bully men who suffer from pre mature ejaculation.

Pick one Senran to marry and two to raise as your daughters.

>>164463765
That's kinda hot but at the same time hurts my feelings.

Like, it's one of those things where you have no idea why, but you can see Asuka slowly treating you just a little bit differently every time she hands out with Homura. Every so often catching a glimpse of the corners of her mouth pulling up in a smirk, only for it to vanish when she sees you start to look over at her.
Just knowing that Homura told her, and they both had a good laugh over it, despite Homura being your partner and still loving you.

I wonder if Asuka would bring it up if the three of you got drunk?

>>164464383
Asuka.

Mirai and Mirai.

>>164464383
Homura.

Miyabi and Dokkan

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>>164462535
I love Mirai's disembodied head!

>>164464785
Remember to put one eyepatch on one of your twin Mirai's left eye and one on the others right so you can tell them apart.

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Homura's birthday gives me strength.

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Goodnight boobgen

>>164465929
"...see this?....this is...the ball...of the....last man....that disturbs...my sleep..."

>>164466148
[x] Touch fluffy ball

Wait

>>164464383
Rin

Homura and Asuka

>>164464383
Haruka
Mirai, Ryouna

>>164464383
Can I have just one senran as a daughter, then marry her later on?

>>164465147
>Remember to put one eyepatch on one of your twin Mirai's left eye and one on the others right so you can tell them apart.
But if both Mirais change the side, how could he know which is which?

>>164466491
By noticing their difficulties to see anything.

>>164466491
First off, they would need to exchange eyepatches instead of just moving them since the straps on a left eyepatch and right eyepatch are different. Secondly, Mirai is a good girl, and I'm sure they wouldn't get the idea to do anything mischievous like that.

hello?

>>164467984
Moshi moshi Shiki desu.

>>164468094
HATE SHIKI

>>164468094
You're an annoying cunt that nobody actually likes.
>hangs up

>>164468468
>>164468218
I like Shiki.

>>164468475

I love Shiki. I want to protect her from all the BULLIES here.

>>164468475
>>164468540
Nice try, Shiki.

I want to be friends with Shiki. She'd be one of the fittest for us gaijin to hang with.

>>164468651

her and Katsu would be the ones most open to hanving out with Gaijin probably.

>>164469035
What about Haruka and the half-gaijin girls?

>>164469072

Most of them seem like they're half gaijin even the more traditional Japanese acting ones like Yumi and Ikaruga and Yomi.

but I think the ones more welcoming to Gaijin will be Shiki, Katsuragi, Haruka (though you have to be wary of her friendliness, it's not always good for you), Ryouna will want to fuck you, but you'll have to be wary there too, she'll go full Yandere on you., and hmm probably Minori and Hanabi, I can see those two just being friendly to everyone though Hanabi will be hard to communicate with if you don't know Japanese.

Oh, Hikage would hang out with you too, she's pretty approachable even if she's not very social. You'd hang out together doing nothing basically.

>>164464383
Marry Murakumo

Have Homura take care of my child. I don't have a third Senran.

>>164464383

Marry Shiki

Daughterfu Minori and Hanabi.

... even though Shiki's the youngest out of them.

>>164469572
P E D O
E
D
O

>>164468651
Non-Japanese senrans:
Shiki - Romanian
Katsuragi - American
Yomi - Ukrainian
Haruka - British
Minori - Irish
Ryobi/Ryona/Ryoki - German

>>164469572
Murasaki as my cute wife and Daidouji / Seimei as daughters. We'll be a cute little family.

>>164469858
Is this canon or just fandom?
Where do these get a mention?

>>164469858
Mirai seems more German than the Ryos. I mean, if we need to explain the theme naming of her Ninja Arts...

>>164469942

how can Dai be a daughter, she's pobably older than you!

I'm twice Shiki's age, it's shameful

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>>164470123
>she's pobably older than you!
I wish she was.

>>164470070
The only one what is actually canon is Shiki, but only from her father's side.

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>online co-op battles against Giant Ryona in PBS
I can dream.

>>164470070

the only canon half Gaijin is Shiki, her father was "Romanian", and wealthy. According to the design book.

I don't think any other Senrans have their ethnic heritage discussed except Asuka, who's pure Jap.

>>164470237
There was a giant senran in one of the trailers I think.

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>>164470109
Mirai is NOT German! She just likes WW2 stuff! Her ancestry is 100% genetically Japanese!

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Homura is too dumb for birthdays

You're all Perverts.
PERVERTS!!

>>164471309
Poor baby Homu. She needs extra hugs.

>>164471309
EMERGENCY STEAK NOW
CALL ALL THE OTHER CRIMSONS WE'RE GOING TO GOLDEN CORRAL!

I love Hikage! Every thread!

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>>164471613
Baby Homura doesn't want hugs
She wants titties

>>164471309
This scene hit me hard.

I wish the senran kaguras had dicks

Already the 4th in Japan and Takaki hasnt retweeted anything about Homura.

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>>164471950
Mirai is motherly! MOTHERLY!

>>164472371
Homura confirmed being expired brown meat.

who needs homura and asuka anymore, we have Yumi as the face of Senran Kagura :^)

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>>164472354
But they do
Some of them have really big dicks

>>164472759
fuk u cuck

>>164472796
Their vulvas are puffy! PUFFY!

>>164472796
not seeing any dicks
plus that's not official canon art either
I wish they had actual penises (like the real kind)

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>>164472879
Fine here you go

They forgot to edit out Yagyu's balls in this pic because they mistook them for Ikaruga's knees

>>164473082
very funny anon
those ARE ikaruga's knees
can you please stop making fun of me?
I'm just saying if they actually had real dicks I'd be happy
not fake fan art dicks or optical illusion dicks

>>164472837
Puffy vulvas and monster cocks, yes.
Hibari and Yagyu have snakes on their laps in that pic

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>>164472879
Mirai has an actual penis, like the real kind! She is very embarrassed about it because she thinks it means she isn't a real woman but also kind of proud because it's so huge.

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>>164473352
No matter how big your dick and balls are if you have a pussy you're still a girl.

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>>164473812
You'll have to find some way to convince Mirai of that even though she has no boobs either.

>>164474005
Mirai's a homoculus. She has no gender.

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>>164474005
She does have boobs though

>>164474112
Don't say that to her or she might start crying!

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Mirai gives herself auto-naizuri while pretending to have cowtits like Haruka.

I've seen her do it

>>164474762
Mirai fantasizes about getting paizuri from Haruka's huge boobs and then bending Haruka-sama over to have her way with her! But she is way too nervous and embarrassed to ever try to do something like that.

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>>164462420
"It's okay anon I'm sure you can't finish because I'm not good"
;_;

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>>164475759
Realistically speaking if Murasaki wanted to fuck you you'd cum before she even got her panties off.

>>164472759
Nice try Homura, it's only you that doesn't matter.

>>164475517
I need to tittyfuck Haruka!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifIlTOi7qg4

The perfect way to kill what little Murasaki has left

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>>164471950

>>164476147
We know, Mirai.

>>164475972
She would keep going until she was satisfied. Bears are very determined animals.

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>>164476407
You say one more negative word about my beautiful wife and you see what happens to your mom tonight.

>>164476808
She hates 3DPD like you.

>>164476854
That doesn't matter.

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Hello, I'm here to apply for the position of "senlan kagula"

>>164477374
>Mikufag
shoo

>>164477374
Well first of all, do you have the tits for one? Unless you are trying to pander to a certain types of people where you don't needs big tits, then we need to see about that.

>>164477374
Jesus fuck anon how about you post the game that's actually relevant to this general for a change

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>>164476482
Official list of senran babies who were quiet and slept constantly (i.e. the perfect baby):
Ikaruga
Daidouji
Haruka
Ryoki
Renka
Kafuru

Official list of senran babies who were good babies and didn't need a lot of attention:
Yagyu
Murakumo
Minori
Murasaki
Ryona

Official list of senran babies who were annoying little attention whores and constantly needed to be played with:
Hibari
Homura
Yumi
Hanabi
Sayuri

Official list of senran babies who were constantly hungry jesus christ get off of my wife's tits already it's my turn:
Asuka
Mirai
Yozakura
Miyabi

Official list of senran babies who were complete cry babies and could be set off by the slightest thing:
Katsuragi
Yomi
Imu
Ryobi

Official list of senran babies who were colicky and made their parents want to kill themselves:
Shiki
Rin

Official list of senran babies who had legitimate issues and needed 24/7 attention;
Hikage

>>164477374
You can start by getting on the couch and undressing.

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>>164477374
We're um...
O-over... Overstaffed at the moment.
We can't accept your application a-at the moment.

Kafuru is literally THE perfect senran
Only dumb virgins who need oversized tits or flat chests disagree

>>164477869
For the first time, I can't disagree with the list.

*pat anon's back*

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These are my wives.

>>164477869
Official lilst of senran babies who are still babies:
Kafuru

>>164477869
I can tell, by knowing who drew this, that Haruka is holding back from fucking that baby.

>>164478998
Haruka always has to do that around children.

>>164478050
t. A dumb special snowflake virgin

>>164478998
Sasano is too pure for babyfucking
You probably want ojikam or something

>>164479204
I said that because he ships Haruka and Ryouna

>>164479095
dumb boob addict

>>164478570
No, that's a weird pervert and an uncomfortably pure waifu.

Ikaruga is pure

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>>164479414
Yep, that's me.

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Oh no! Asuka has been given a mission from the Shinobi Council which she'll follow like a dog! She is to transform into a man, capture Homura and impregnate Homura 100% in order to pass down the Hanzo gene!

Save Homura from this unwarranted birthday present!!

https://twitter.com/yagyu4k/status/816325023027888128

In case any of you guys want to shitpost with Marvelous Europe

>>164479724
shoo

>>164479638
Those boobs are too big for regulation standards.
Boobs should only be consumed in moderation. Please limit your boob intake for your own health and safety.

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>>164479846
Hikage is for CHOUNYUU
CHOUNYUU

>>164479724
Why did they give her that mission? If they want Hanzo's bloodline continued why not just encourage Asuka to have a baby? Is the shinobi council retarded?

I just imagined Ryoubi with a really pissed off look on her face wearing a "micro milk" shirt and I can't stop giggling.

>>164479846
I agree with you. Nan need to stop drawing, like forever.

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>>164480000

They are in fact retarded.

Homura is not for raping.

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>>164480150
Homura is for BULLYING!

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>>164479724
I'll stop Asuka under the fact that s(he) looks too young to have intercourse with Homura.

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>>164480354

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nonsummerjack cosplaying Homura when

>>164476407
>kissu rejections
BURN HIM

I wanna give Homura a present in her dick

>>164480026
First off, Nan didn't draw that. Second, that's an edit you fucking gooflord.

>>164481298
Is the pouty dick sucking face permanent? If so, never.

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Happy Birthday Homura!

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>This woman is now your wife and the future mother of your children.

What do you do?

>>164483197
Favorite card.

>>164483782
Enjoy.

>>164462870
Dullahans are the most underrated girls.

>>164483782
Have beautiful children with my beautiful wife and eat copious amounts of meat.

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Birthday kisses for the Birthday Girl!

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Homura is for /d/!

Literally built to be pure and corruptible!

>>164484229
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE SENRANS!
They are PURE and GOOD girls who are NOT FOR LEWD!

>>164484229
Full image?

>>164485451
http://gelbooru.com//images/f4/b1/f4b1214b8f7b8950566680b704980b36.jpeg

>>164485616
God dammit it's always a dick.

>>164485869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E

>>164485915
>complaining about that

Why are you so gay?

>>164485616
>you will never train Homura's dickhole until she can only cum from being pleasured on the inside

why even live

>>164485915
He said "Homura is for /d/" in his post
Were expecting something not /d/ related?

>>164486071
/d/ isn't always dicks anon. Only 80% of the time it is.

>>164485616
I hate JADF dicks unless they're going at full force. Otherwise they're meh.

>>164486512
I agree
When is JADF going to draw Mirai with balls that keep filling with cum until they explode?

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I want Marvy to appear in a Senran Kagura game already, like how Nisa has appeared in Disgaea games.

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>>164486671
Please do not explode Mirai's balls. They are for caressing, rubbing, licking, and stuff like that. Fortunately, JADF willl never draw her getting her balls blown up or her urethra fucked. Unfortunately, he will never draw her period.

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Don't fall for her lies, Anon.

She'll never really love you.

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>>164487406
Ikaruga is full of love!

Today I realized that eating without crying from intense pain is just not the same.

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Miyabi is for ________

>>164487784
bigger boobs.

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>>164464383
Miyabi

Hikage and Hyoki

>>164487784
cuddling.

>>164487784
dickfuck
balls impregnation

I'm worried about the gameplay of PB

>>164488437
A shitty tps is still better than a shitty musou at least

>>164488560
if the reticle doesn't stay in the center of the screen then I'll probably skip it

>>164488653

>>164489223
What is is the purpose of this?

Would your swap genitals with your senran if it caused her to become real?

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Happy birthday Homu Homu.

>>164489223
Why?

>>164489816
>Would you become a trap to get a futa waifu?
Gee, I don't know.

>>164489923
You'd be swapping genitals, not body

Reverse trap is the best you can hope for, otherwise you're Old Gregg

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>>164489826
I want to squeeze that jaggy homura!

...also more games need to include options to temporarily set texture filtering and AA to max on screenshot. I want to say I've played at least one game that had that as an option but I can't name it.

>>164490113
I want to squish her squishies.

>>164490113
Why does Homura have ghetto hips? Did they just come back from Taco Bell after the welfare check came in?

>>164492528
Excuse me?

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I liked the part in SK2 where the character models and textures were better than the PS4 game.

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I want there to be art of Homura being aggressively headpatted like this

>>164493296
I liked SK2 more than EV period.

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>>164494420
Or like this

Are you ready for a bunch of new people?
>>>/v/362696246

>>164494654
oh boy, more miraifags

>>164494490
J-ROCK!

>>164487784

How could Hikage be Miyabi's sister?

Miyabi's mother died when Miyabi was pretty young, but old enough to know if she had any siblings around.

...maybe the youma around the village stole away the spirit of Hikage when she was a bun in the oven and Hikage was born out of a youma and then rescued by Miyabi's dad who killed the youma but thought that the kid deserved a chance at civilian life and dumped her in a orphanage?

>>164494654
Fuck those faggots pretending their shithole is any better than ours.

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>>164494654
There isn't anything wrong with new people that are interested in quality, tolerant discussion.

>>164495453
Shoo

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>>164490676
I want to smell Haruka's farts.

>>164495803
They're not interested in discussion, only in talking shit about /skg/. Fuck off back to /v/.

Reminder that the first Hikage fight in Burst is the best moment in the franchise.

>>164495286
Half sister.

Miyabi's dad's a randy bastard

How would you react if snek would chase you down with her knife just to sit on you while she pins you down and sneak under your clothes to absorb some of your warmth because she's cold in winter?

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This is my girlfriend she can kill you all if she felt like it.

>>164496490
I would cry.

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>>164496240
Katsuragi is a dork for actually believing Hikage could feel emotion

>>164496305

NO

He didn't take Rin's virginity and gave her a new life! He wouldn't cheat on Miyabimmy!

>>164495803
You should check their thread. They hate us with a passion.

>>164496770
Rin was probably too young for him to even consider that.

Plus, bedridden women make for a bad ninja parents.

>>164495871
Girls don't fart though

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>>164497096

She was an adult! A YOUNG ADULT!

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>>164497247
All girls fart

>>164496974
I wonder why? These threads and those threads really aren't that different at their core, it's just that their flavor of substanceless shitposting is image dumps while ours is waifufaggotry and vain attempts to stay afloat

>>164497484
She was most likely seventeen when the whole accident happened. And MIyabi's dad would have been several years older than her. Would be awkward for him to do anything to her.

Is there a senran beside Haruka that would like having a trap boyfriend?

>>164497801
Because /v/ and /vg/ hated each other ever since they split. /v/ is mostly full of shitposters these days and they're some of the worst elitists on all of 4chan.

>>164498104
This basically. Those with the "/skg/ is shit" mentality refuse to see it any other way.

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>>164497801
Because this board has a 'g' in the title so it's shit and gay by default.

Tip: 90% of the people that call most generals shit fall under three categories:
- Have never been to /vg/.
- Have been to /xivg/.
- Post here but try to claim they don't because they put their shitpost status in to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE when they're here.

Hey what happened to Minori's parents? If they mentioned it in the games, I don't remember it.

>>164499185
they're spooky skeletons now.

>>164496635
Your girlfriend works at Walmart.

>>164499351
How did they skeletonize, though?

>>164498475
>Have been to /xivg/
Oh god I made that mistake. Never again.

>>164499482
They were Shinobi and died on a mission.

>>164499482
By rotting in their graves after being killed by evl shinobi.

>>164499561
>>164499587
Such scrubs.

>>164499531
I was there too once, I played a female elezen and they gave me cute nicknames because they were so fucking mad at cat posters.

>>164499531
>>164498475
MMOs always attract the scum of the earth and I just cannot figure out why

The Runescape generals can be pretty nice though.

>>164499531
It's so bad that the /v/ mods seem to allow a constant xiv thread just so no one has to go there

It's a shame a game with a surprising amount of care put into its jiggle physics doesn't let most characters have tits bigger than a C at best

>>164499634
>Famous last words from mean beaten to death by crying womanchild

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>>164499636
>Playing a giraffe.

>>164500062
Like any of the gessens give a shit about their real parents anymore and not muh kurokage

>>164500317
I switched to lizard once the new addon came out. I quit the game a long time ago anyways.

>>164500416
EV writers go and stay go
Next time you shoehorn in a grief subplot for gessen remember to include all 10 of their ghosts.

Why do you faggots create 10 man smash rooms in estival and then lock them behind pass words? like, what the fuck, its bad enough no is playing, so you cut off the rest of potential players lmao,

>>164501138
I really fucking hate how a good chunk of EV's GHs are just reused plots from older games or the girls being cunts to everyone else for no good reason.

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>>164501497
>/skg/
>playing SK games

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>>164501138
Kurokage was their caretaker after their parents passed on so they clung to them, much like the twins with Ryouki rather than their own parents

>>164502038
Except that you know, Kurokage's entire philosphy was "get revenge on the evil ninjas that killed your parents"

>>164501497
>(((/skg/)))
>""""playing"""" """"games""""

>>164502038
Oh yeah that too, Ryoubi and Ryouna suddenly don't care about their parents either.

>>164501646
I-I play the games.
I have three 100% files in SKB, SK2 and almost platinum in SKBA (~89%, not exactly sure) and SKSV (~92%).
Still have to get EV so I can be up-to date in the lore finally, though.

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>>164502552
>up-to date in the lore
>EV

"Yumi is the bestest and most puri-puri-perfect!"
"Oh and Ninjas have afterlife beach party vacations sometimes to train against Youma."

>>164499953
Oh I'm aware of what goes on in the /v/ threads. They routinely hit cap because people there are actually talking about the lore,classes and so on. I don't think you can ever get that at the general

>>164502552
I don't believe you on the three 100% Burst files. Unless getting all A and Frantic ratings on missions with all the girls doesn't count towards 100%.

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>>164502552
Enjoy it when you get around to it, anon. Become a dirty ghostfucker like me

>>164502038
I still don't like that. I wanna say the difference with Ryoubi and Ryouna is that their parents died while they were extremely young, but the same can't be said for the Gessen girls, or at least most of them anyway.

>>164502274
Yeah this place is much less interested in group play than they are in the lore.

SV's multiplayer was fun while it lasted but most people are too burnt out to play it, SK2's multiplayer is really fucking nothing and EV's gameplay just sucks.

Meanwhile a lot of people here are genuinely involved in the writing.

>>164502950
Nope. In Ryoubi's inner monologue explain her and Ryouna's past she pretty vividly recollects the death of their parents and the burden it placed on all three of them.

>>164503152
Ah, I stand corrected then. I still think EV missed some good chances with the with the whole ritual thing

>>164502872
I only have one file with all girls Frantic and A.
The other two are just all achievements.
And yeah, you don't have to do every mission in Yin and Yang mode with every character.
Once is enough as long as one character did Yin and another Yang.
Though, I'm still on it to complete the other two as well. But frantic mode is just too much for me to handle.
One time was more than enough. Especially 4-12 in Hanzo, fuck that level.

>>164503019
There's also the matter of secondaries who have no experience and therefore nothing to say about the gameplay

I want to grab Murasaki by the boobs and see how far I can stretch them.

Does anyone besides Ryouna even like Ryoubi

(dead people don't count)

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>>164505486

>>164505486
>The room isn't big enough Murasaki we'll need to do it outside

>>164505813
Oh like you wouldn't want to see how far they go too.

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>>164506278

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>>164505486
>>164506278
You keep talking like that and Murasaki will look how fare she can stretch your innards before they tear apart.

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Friendly reminder that Imu is an obligate lesbian and judging by her romantic and sexual interest for her childhood best friend the possibility that Imu may have incestuous thoughts about Murasaki is a reasonable assumption to make.

>>164507321
>Everything I say is completely wrong!

>>164507321
>Lesbians probably feel attracted to their sisters. This is canon.

Bitch, no-

>>164507754
Let me put it this way, Imu and Murasaki have had an extremely distant relationship growing up and Imu's interest in Miyabi show's a capacity in Imu to feel romantic/sexual interest in other people that she has a familial-like relationship with.

Imu has likely developed very little or poor psychological conditioning to prevent incestuous behaviors with her sister judging by her relationship with Murasaki and other people.

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>>164507321

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>>164507321
What did they mean by this?

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>Estival Versus vita version on sale for $14.99, marked down from $17.99

Huh, I'll sleep on it.

>Estival Versus now $39.99

>>164508573
Sounds like you dodged a bullet

>>164508573
That what you get for being a baka, baka-chan!

>>164486512
What does "going at full force" imply?

>>164508573
Welcome to the missing sales hell

>>164509146
everything
yes
yes
if only
good luck

>>164508483
>Attraction to your deepest friend implies incest. This is canon.

>>164509146
Me right now.

>>164509146
actually meant this for another thread, I don't like to bring any sadness into this happy gen, sorry about that.

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>Ara ara, do you want to feel the butterfly effect on your penis?

>>164508526
They love each other. As sisters.

>>164508526
They really, really like each other.

>>164510027
That's not how it works, you dork.

Takaki had a murasaki avatar for a very long time. I'll fight him to death if I have to over her.

>>164510027
Do you want to feel the noogie effect on your head?

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I want to fagpost

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Katsuragi is cute! CUTE!

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>>164512809

>>164510838
I'm mixing him up with another psn friend because of that avatar.

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>>164512898
I want to make Kat spill her spaghetti in front of her friends and classmates!

>>164513079
I want to spill inside Kat in front of her friends.

>>164513079
Katsuragi is a pre-mature ejaculator

She cums instantly on penetration

>>164513321
Kat makes me prematurely ejaculate.

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>>164513079
I want to kiss Kat!

Kat is the best Senran to be your girlfriend.

Would Katsuragi like penis if it were a girl's penis?

>>164513695
>Would Kat like ramen if it was a lollipop?
Anon

>>164513695
Groping penises is something Katsu would do regardless of gender if she gets a reaction out of it.

>>164505813 >>164507321
>>164508495 >>164506564

Imu is "Miyabisexual;" a complete waste of good T&A who'll never know the joy of DiIx. :(

If your Senran would get all pushy and dominant whenever she's drunk would you encourage her to drink more often?

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>>164513570
>I want to kiss Kat!
What did Kat mean by this?

>>164514504
I'd give Homura cranberry juice and tell her it's wine.

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>>164514504
Yes, absolutely.

>>164514618
She doesn't want you to fall in love with her because she's shy.

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>>164514618
She's afraid of getting attached and married. Because of her job she may have to face the possibility of losing another family.

>>164514646
>>164514687
How the fuck did we go from no homurafags like weeks ago to two of them?

>>164514504
What if my Senran is Haruka?

>>164514845
Obviously pegging, orgasm denial and very sissy submission.

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>>164514827
Because I stop posting for days/weeks on end some times.

I'm also the only Ayanefag here and will be readily disappointed when she's not in PBS.

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What did she mean by this?

>>164515082
Daidouji likes to read into things too much and often creates metaphors that don't make sense to other people.

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>>164514787
>She doesn't want you to fall in love with her because she's shy.
I want to help her get over her shyness
>>164514815
I want to protect Kat and our family

>>164493054
I asked why Homura has ghetto hips, didn't you hear me?

>>164514961
I want this to happen.

Haruka is a depressed drunk
Don't except fun out of her if smell alcohol on her breath

>>164483782
live out my life peacefully with my 15 children and amazing Homura wife.

>>164516303
>implying that Homura has extremely high fertility because her skin is brown

DATS RAYCISS

>>164517031
Homura has high fertility because she wants to fuck a lot

Can't miss your target if you shoot at it 50 times

>>164517342

>Can't miss your target if you shoot at it 50 times

I've seen people do exactly that at a gun range. Never underestimate people's terrible skills.

>>164517436
Sounds like those people just have inaccurate penises

>>164517905
Can Senrans be impregnated through their mouths?

>>164518302
Ryona tried it.
No.

>>164518441
I didn't know Ryouna was a futa. Don't futas shoot blanks?

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Asuka gains weight rapidly around her hips.

I think it's time for her to lay off the futomaki, they're high in carbs.

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>>164518798
Futas do not shoot blanks!
They shoot girl cum filled with real girl sperm!

Things have been kind of hectic, so I haven't been able to post here as often as I could. I like to report around 8-10 pm, my time, so if I miss my window, I just try to wait until tomorrow.
Well, as always...

How was your day, /skg/?

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>>164520915

>find out I'm very likely going to be accepted to law school
>got a girlfriend last week
>just got promoted to full time at job

My life of shitposting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum is over.

>>164520915
Got angry at the horrible writing in EV's GHs again. It feels like playing Russian roulette using a revolver loaded with four bullets every time I pick another GH to play. I legitimately feel bad for Shiki fans because her GH follows the same plot as in SV and her ending got hijacked by Mirai's whining.

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>>164521320
Congratulations. You're a normie now, go away.

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>>164520915
It's been alright

I've been feeling a lot of anxiety lately

We found out that the reason why the washing machine knocks around and leaks water was because the front counterweight was never attached to the tub and it knocked around so much that it cracked a hole in the water pump. It'll cost as much as a new washer to fix (surprise surprise)

Looking forward to getting my weekend graveyard shifts back this weekend

Would you still love your senran if she became a musclegirl while reaching out our dimension?
Daidouji would become really soft instead.

>>164522972
She'd just become Daidouji tier then? If so, yes.

>>164522972
Sure. Even though she'd probably lose all her muscles in a year though since she doesn't use them much.

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>Page 9

I want to run Haruka's head over.

I want to find a wounded mook on the battlefield and take her home to nurse her back up to health. And then whore her out for money to the local townsfolk.

>>164525102
bigger than her head!

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>>164525245
BIGGER.

>>164525495
bigger than her torso!

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>>164525245
My favorite!

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Would you share a box of cookies with Minori?
You'd split the cookies 100% evenly between the two of you with absolutely no stealing.

Minori will finish her half well before you do and become visibly upset watching you eat your half but not say anything.

>>164525702
She can have them but only if I get to feed her while she sits on my lap.

How can Hikage run with her upper balance so close to the ground? Is she a snake with legs?

>>164525702
I'll just let her have them because I'm obviously just babysitting her as a favor to Yozakura.

>>164525874

>feeding them to her when there's a very good chance she'll chomp your fingers clean off

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>>164475759
I need more smiling crying senrans

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>>164525702
I'd have Mamazakura sit down with us so that Minori has no choice but to try to behave even though she's getting visibly upset when I'm slowly munching on a cookie. Then I'd split the cookies between the three of us and start a fun conversation. I like mild bullying.

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>>164526579
Yozakura isn't Minori's mom she doesn't give a shit!

>>164510027
So is she 100% topless all the time? Where does her tattoo end and her dress start?

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Good night /skg/!

Please take care of your senrans,
Please no scary stuff tonight, mind. I'm getting worried for nothing so I don't need horror imagery again.

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>>164527619
It never ends.
It never starts.