Dota 2 General - /d2g/

/arteezy get in here

Hi guys!

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ASK YE OF THE DEETOOGEE CRYSTAL BALL AND IT SHALL TELL THEE OF THINE FATE!

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>>164421505
>carry void
;_;

>Monkey king soldiers can bash
wut

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1st for Ixmike is OUR guy

2nd for redditcucks eternal assravage

Reminder that Ruru cheated in such a massive way as to invalidate all of LGD and CDEC's success over the past 3 years but neither Valve, Icefrog, nor Reddit seem to care.

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Will Korean dota ever be good again?

I miss watching QO go ham

>>164421581
aayy my nigga grant too

>>164421772
I miss that ability so much.

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Why did rtz quit dota? I love ourtour but this game is stupid.

>>164421793
they're clones not illus

reminder that ruru invalidated half of China's results for the last 3 years

>>164421951
He sounds like he's having a ton of fun.
He needs this.

>>164421872
Peruvians or slavs making a few hundred bucks to feed their families is a bannable offense
Chinks having admin access to dota API's and watching all private scrims/hidden smurfs of competitors is just fine

Valve is owned by the chinks, disgusting

>>164422004
>build basher on Meepo
>clones can't bash

>>164421793
It's how the ability works what else is there to say? Just be glad they don't get Jingo Memery.

>>164421939
good riddance I say

>>164421837
/pol/ is an overrated hugbox board. Worse than /co/ nowadays.

/pol/ is the new /v/ is the new /b/ is the new /soc/.

>>164422135
meepo clones can bash, they just cant carry basher

>>164422249
of course, having a free Time Lapse on a 6-second cooldown is way better

It's literally impossible to 1v9 in this fucking patch.
The trench is not just a meme anymore

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One repost for the evening people. I'm giving away a bunch of stuff on the general in a few days. Go vote on what i'm giving away.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12013256
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>>164421837
>most boards bros with /pol/

thats not even true. and i dont mind /pol/. i dont like the autistic permavirgin reddit refugees who spam their political agenda everywhere on the board

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How are you liking this new patch?

Do you seriously believe it took them almost half a year of hard work to come up with these UI and HUD changes along with the map, talent tree and other shit that came with with 7.00 update?

Get a fucking clue already. After TI ended and they stuffed their pockets with over 70 million big ones, again, thanks to you idiots who supported them by buying their shit, they went off for at least a 1-2 month vacation on the Maldives and then started to production on more money-driven goals like the Fall Pass for, again, you losers to spend more money on.

Also by working maybe like 3 days a week and being lords to themselves, they literally don't give a shit or have to answer to anyone regarding deadlines.
Not to mention they even released the entire content with more bugs than the current version the game had been running in and they didn't gave a shit. They just kept tweaking it for a few days and now guess what, 2 week vacation because Christmas + New years!

They have been doing shit like this and will continue to do so because they know that at the end of the day, no matter the state of how bad things get, you morons will still throw money at them and keep on buying the shit they shit out of their asses like there's no tomorrow.

You want the game fixed? Too bad, up next in the agenda is the Chinese New Bloom event with the Juggernaut Arcana!

Be sure to have some money read on your Steam wallet, fellow gulagite redditor!
You have to support this game you love so much! Shoutouts to Valvo for making it happen!!!

This is the type of game you're playing now.

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>>164421837

>most boards bros with /pol/

only falseflagging redditors spout this kind of dogshit

>>164422249
shit taste you have

so how do we fix lycan to make him not total dog shit?

>>164421837
Nobody likes /pol/, kill yourself

>>164423127
Make him a cat.

>>164422765
>strawpoii

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>inability to handle change, whether in-game, or in proton-neutron-electron space coloquially referred to as reality

also, i got ban-attempted for posting a deer
thats one thirsty janny
thirdie power hour i suppose!

>>164423127
Instead of making him turn into a wolf make him turn into a wicked cool werewolf that is all big and kills vampires and is badass.

>no one worth watching is streaming

fucking lame

>>164423127
give his dogs a stacking armor reduction that works on buildings, stacks up to 5 times per pooch 0.5/0.75/1/1.25

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>tfw to intelligent too buy wards and upgrade courier

only brainlets play support

>>164423401
your the gay xdd

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Dota 2 Q&A
November 1, 2010 - IceFrog
Q: Is there reconnect support for DotA 2? (by Vanes-UT)
A: This was actually one of the very first things we added early on, before the game was stable, in order to help with testing. You’ll also be able to have a friend of similar skill level substitute for you in case you have to leave. Players that want to improve their reputation in the game and community will also be able to help out by joining ongoing games that are missing players.

>>164421772
>try to remove rng from game
>PA still exists basically same as she ever was, if not even more random due to daggers procing crit
????????????????

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>dota two is predominantly composed of shitskins
>said shitskins enjoy partaking in the match as (read: refuse to play anything but) a carry
ltjsi4am (Let That Just Sink In Four A Moment)

>>164423401
Pretty much this. For the first 2k hours or so I mained support, hated the game and my life and had shit MMR. Then I realised I need to take control of the game or there's no reason I should ever win. MMR went up, life got better and I'm popular with the ladies.

>>164423532
that was back when leaving a game was common

stupid dota2babby

>>164423127
I don't get Lycan. Icefraud marginally reworked the hero so his abilities center more around teamfighting, but he just can't. He's so shit. What is iceshit doing

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>tfw I used to play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I had above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is, even after all this time, the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw still that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I was despite going full try-hard while I literally played casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw DotA has become a Reddit catering piece of shit kusoge only focused in cashing out on kids using their parent's credit cards and Abaddon will never be top pick again

>tfw I will forever be the true chosen by the mist

>>164423127
>Make his summons permanent
>Change his wolf talents to + 1 wolf

>>164423791
icefrog no longer want meme push, split push, or in general hero that can win before 30 minutes anymore

>>164422765
Just random items are nice.
Just created a new account and whatever is nice desu, mostly play whatever the team needs

>>164423791
>>164423127
Lycan is really strong right now.

Go HotD into Armlet, go 4/0/4 for your FREE HEART.
Then just farm, hit buildings with your team, ult and run at supports with your armlet on constantly.

Just never play him versus Sladar, he actually shits on him so fucking hard.

>>164424125
he is literally a worse version of ursa now though

>>164424253
ursa can't do anything to towers and can't run away at sanic speed

Tell my why every team shouldnt run 3 carries

>>164424125
Hum I havent tried taking rosh with armlet toggling, usually go hotd first, and dominate whatever creep and do it pre 10 minutes
Literally almost all creeps are viable
satyr demolisher gives you 26 regen total
wildkin gives nice armor
frost ogre gives nice AS slow
the skeleton sumonner one is nice too since skeleton hit pretty hard and they get the AS and daamge aura
Tomato gives you very nice AS

And every single one of them is a 1400 hp tank if need be

I dont think armlet can top that

>>164424425
Supports are shit now lol

hmm

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>try to play dota
>mouse dies
>try to restart while people pause
>still nothing
>just afk in the jungle with the trackpad until the game ends
>team hates me (and I totally get that of course)
>go to bed angry
>wake up
>mouse works again

What could it mean?

>>164424425
>pick 5 hard carries
>lose the early game (obviously)
>win one teamfight high ground push thanks to base shrines
>everyone is now level 23
How is this not the worst kind of rubberbanding? 6.83 is nothing on this shit.

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>>164423127
>has the #4 winrate at 5k+
>is dogshit

???

>>164424540
Purge creep is also good because it stops him from getting kited when he's in 700 MS form because for some fucking reason he has that ungodly windup.

>>164424621
Anger is power, give in to the dark side, etc.

But seriously, if that's a USB mouse, your OS is just disabling it 'to save power'.

>Pick a carry that buys HotD
>???
>Win assuming the enemy also didn't apply this high skill tactic

How long till this item gets nerfed?

>>164425025
It's a BT mouse. It was the first Dota game with it but I played both demo mode and overthrow before and after this incident. The weird thing is that it worked up to and including the draft and pre-game then died as the game started. Now I'm just too scared to queue for real because I don't want reports.

The only real lycan build is HOTD(wolf/purge) into echo into deso into moar DAMAGE like MKB. Lycan isn't a pussy hero anymore. He's a carry.

>>164425174
>bluetooth mouse
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Reminder that he could be in this very thread.

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I love Soe. I wonder if she's happy right now.

>>164425289
Hey it's just my integrated graphics laptop. What's the problem with BT (except when it totally doesn't work I mean)?

>>164424621
You can win with a track pad just play an aoe int hero and spam spells in the general direction like jakiro or some shit.

>>164425108
What's so good about the new HotD? Seriously asking

>play support pug
>build tranquils and soul ring
>healslut your cores
>win game
doturds?

>>164425496
Too late when it died after the picking phase and I had a right click carry!

>>164425317
jarq too

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what went wrong?

>>164425317
huber is based

literal oldfag by /d2g/ standards

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what went wrong?

>>164425537
1400 hp creeps with 400+ MS.
Aura regen and attack speed to help pushing
+6 to all stats.
1800 gold.

Its basically old old drums level of efficient, 3 less to all stats, but a load of regen and 11 more attack speed instead of MS, but the creep can make up for it.

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>>164425828

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what went right?

HotD Aquila Drums Veil SnY Threads Juggernaut

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>>164425828
>get your semen stolen
>lose TI

Was there ever a more likable Chinese team than DK?

Will there ever be a more likable Chinese team than DK?

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>Summ1t will never play H1Z1 with the EG goons

Why even live?

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>>164426296

No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G9O9j0DSII

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>>164426296
never

>>164426261
if you're going veil then you fucking get a mjollnir you cheeky cunt

>>164425174
Well, you should disable bluetooth power management if you haven't already. Hopefully it's that simple.

>>164426405
That isn't my image.

GOOKMOOT

Zeus' new aghs may be cool, but the addition of MK and the mid game focus of this patch makes it so hard to pick him

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>I've yet to have a match this week with less than 400mmr spread
why isn't solo ranked actual solo, is the technology simply not there yet?
must be tricky to implement

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New account I created, did I just blow eveyr chance of calibrating 4k with a support pick?

>>164426789
>solo queue will never come back

>>164426557
whatever you say nate

>>164426938
who cares, dumb frogposter

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forgot account
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/395649978

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>Dota 2 is suppose to be the biggest and best e-sport game right now
>The only consistent and popular streamer is Waga.

I wish I can move from 2.2k. I just hover at this MMR endlessly. Fuck.

>>164427124
>People actually watch Waga

He's like the human equivalent of a sterile environment.
I will always be amazed he has viewers.

>>164427289
that's good since it means i don't have to mute him like rtz&co

>>164427124

>watching waga, ever

would literally rather watch grandgrant/demon/fear VODs than anything waga does

>>164426296
Source please.

>>164425687
puppey

I would rather queue on uswest than watch waga

>>164427289
He taught me how to stomp pubs with TA. You're not the same player after you discover cheat codes.

>>164427289
Viewbotting + being the only Dota streamer that actually streams every day.

>>164427253
Just cast and hit spells, and between that hit creeps.

If you are a mid or safelane hero, aim for 100 cs at 15 minutes.

Every other hero just try and cast your spells, and make sure they hit, I always see low MMR players just not casting spells correctly, or just flat out missing them if they are not hero targeted.

>>164427289
>>164427435
ya i honestly dont know how people watch that shit, its literally the most boring stream in all of dota

What happened with Puppey nowadays? Has his teammate beating ways been punished?

>>164427443
valve documentary on DK released at TI4
don't remember the name tho

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>>164427114
>https://www.dotabuff.com/players/395649978
Gyus answer me

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classic sumail plays

>>164427253
Just download the Invoker script.
Easiest 6k MMR of my life.

>>164427727
>https://www.dotabuff.com/players/395649978
ye ur ded

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>>164427759
who is this handsome hunk

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>>164421951
>dota '''''pros''''' try playing a game that takes actual skill, requires real reaction time, situational awareness, aim
>are utter dogshit and get btfo in almost every fight
>sumail cant even figure out how to work his inventory

>>164427759
Spooky Skeleton, disappear!

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Soon

>>164427759
A LIGHT TO GUIDE MY WAY

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>Play mid
>Die twice but then make up for it by constantly getting kills in teamfights
>We still lose because our pos 1 went a literal meme build
>"gg report mid"
I forget why I don't mute everyone at every start of a match.

>>164427721
No. I mean that video he posted

>>164428321
yeah that's where the webm is from
there's another floating around where he beats people up on the street with ruru

>>164428472
Who is that guy though? Is the girl ruru?

>>164428214
Is there any way to mute them with a single click now?

>>164428563
rotk and his grandmother
did you not read the filename or something

>>164428668
Not sure, but I don't think there is.

7.00 is good

>>164428673
No because this https://dotablast.com/rotk-i-feel-our-scene-lacks-fresh-blood/ is his grandmother.

>>164428871
yes its 7.01 thats shit

>>164428881
people have 2 grandmothers you now...

>>164428214
nothing can be helped about those players. just report those shitty mid players and move on

>>164428957
I'm betting on the other one being just as old as the one I've posted.

>>164429058
i don't understand

>>164427658
I just play visage every game, and still stuck on 2.2k MMR. Usually I get retards who don't want to form up for a push when I already snowball.

Probably im in SEA is the reason

>>164428214
>Laning against Ursa(??) mid
>Constantly pushing him out of lane, denying and making him go b
>Get ganked by their Tinker I forgot existed, Ursa gets credit despite doing nothing
>Ursa: ez mid
wat

>>164429913
>ez mid
Banter, or a shit attempt at trying to make you get tilted.

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>be part of the bottom plays, forest warding, the cliffs
>organize my items so my items work in my advantage

>go through with the game to a loss because muted my entire team

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>>164429741
>I just play visage every game
That's partly your problem. Visage, or any other hero for that matter, isn't going to be viable 100% of the times. You need to diversify your hero pool a bit, nigga. Knowing how to play different heroes is also the best way to learn how you can counter them whenever you find them in the enemy team.

>>164429741
Visage is my most played hero.

You don't actually need to group up with people on him, you can do whatever you want, you can solo carries late game no issue if you farm and itemise right.

Are you playing him as a 4?
Go Gravechill level 1, use it to zone solo offlaners or contest a rune/get FB.

Then just play passive till you hit 5, zone with gravehill, grab bounties. Then once you're 5, tp to the offlane and kill the enemy carry for your 6, then take his tower.
Then just rice and kill with birds, get items, carry the game because you're fucking Visage.

By 10 minutes you should have Tranqs Medallion.

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Nice dead gaem dotards http://steamcharts.com/app/570

>>164430423
i wonder how much the drop is going to be when we pass over the first week 7.00 was released

>>164430423
Tiagolaide?

>>164421772
>only 90s kids will get this

i miss when dota was good

Is right click Lich a thing now?

>>164430539
What's up, dude?

That guy you just replied too wasn't me though.

This actually displays why EG can never EVER be a top tier team. Purely abysmal communication skills from what SHOULD be a well trained, fit unit in video games. Cr1t's leadership abilities have been EXTREMELY exposed in this h1z1 gameplay and makes me sincerely hope for ppd's return.

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>>164430640
>now

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>>164430640

>half the enemy models don't load
>tiny's model is completely invisible

How exactly did they actually fuck up the gfx so bad?

>>164430423
I seriously hope it continues to drop.

Fuck this game.

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>>164430212
>>164430418
Im too pussi to skill my Q so I get a cloak at level one instead and W second. Because I never trust my teammates. I usually go suicidelane solo or be the second guy with carry and watch him fuck up his CS every goddamn time and end up carrying the game anyways.

Im still not confident enough with midlaning (and most people here want mid so much and its hard to convince rarest hero with my region what it can do)

But fuck it, heres my latest match. I always lose like this: https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2890124362

I usually get the tranqs, medallion and wand before 6 usually. My aghs timing is usually around 20, and 16 if I proceed to gun down everybody and not pushing.
Yeah I am diversifying my hero pool now. I'm picking up how to play chen.

>>164430423
>350k playing an hour ago
Are we sc2 levels of dead now?

>>164421872

this shit is so fucking funny

its actually almost sad to see how absolutely fucking disgusting china is in literally every aspect of its existence that it even leaks this hardcore into fucking esports memes

china is a fucking disgrace

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why is RTZ playing a black guy?

>>164430423

February 2016 709,178.3 +97,003.5 +15.85% 1,248,394

what happened in Feb 2016?

does mischief dodge death ward?

>>164431064
Winter Pass was pretty good in means that you could easily farm the quests and it's shit and that enabled you to sell all the rewards and chests immediately in the market for huge profit.
I made over 20€ on that stupid pass alone (plus it was even gifted to me) and I played casual as fuck.

>>164431006
Same reason he always listens to black music. He wishes he was black.

>>164431064
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/January_27,_2016_Patch

>>164431006
Same reason you always play as a girl.

>>164431383
>Improved CPU usage on low end machines
>Improved rendering performance (heroes, shadows, particles, water)
>Improved lighting integration of weather effects for visual clarity and quality
>Improved rendering of low and high quality water

So what happened?

>>164431396
BTFO>>164431006

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>>164431339
>release hats
>highest average player count ever
>release 7.00
>players plummet

valve pretty much killed their own game with hugely restricting hats and unoptimization
its sorta funny in a way

What the fuck is going on with my mouse? It's lagging like hell since 7.00

>>164431568
It wasn't really about the hats they released, it was more on how easy it was to get them and sell them straight away.

That winter pass shit was probably the most free money you could make out of this game by just playing it besides Diretide in 2012.

>>164431705
how are we still unoptimized like 7 fucking years later?

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>wake up
>no performance patch
Lazy white devils

>>164431752
Valve literally doesn't give a shit.

Oh wait, I actually have a better response to this question.
Here, read this:

Reminder that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your sad existence, seriously.

dota downloading something

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>>164431872
>someone this autistic typed this much

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>>164431752
wasn't performance at its best when it was still in restricted beta?
everyone was jerking dota 2 off for not only running well but showing off what Source could do with enough nifty work put into art style and coding

now fast forward to 2017 LUL

>>164432031
That's a pasta :^)

>>164432000
and its fucking nothing

no ui/performance fix until new bloom lads

>>164432120
>Implying it will get fixed at all

BE SURE TO BUY UP THE JUGGERNAUT ARCANA!

>>164432093
pasta still has a chef :^)

>Weaver's Swarm now provides vision of Monkey King while in a tree.

Finally.

>>164432207
of course it will

you think valve would insult the chinese player base who all play on toasters by not fixing it before their holidays?

>>164432259
Here, I whipped up this special order just for you!

Eat up, kid!

Now take a lesson from my advice if you want to play a really kickass CORE Jakiro:

CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ult.

>>164432397
Valve doesn't give a shit.

Now buy up the Monkey Kang Arcana and the Terrain as well.

>>164432542
yes they do

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The update has made recording a pain, Ryzen needs to hurry up, guess I'll just need to switch to ReLive for now

If I had just dodged that hook...woulda had a triple kill

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>d2g died right about the time when clan_iraq forsake us

>>164432589
>yes they do

I'm glad I have pastas to answer to everything tonight!
Here, read this:

Valvo doesn't give a shit to what the players say or want. They never did.

Did you missed the part of my post where I said that all these companies want is to make money?
None of them care about what the players that play their games want.

They change, add and remove things according to their own studies and preferences under the interest that it will make them more money. That's all there is to it, plain and simple.

They will never listen or admit to be wrong on anything. And if something doesn't go according to their expectations, they will just curve-ball it until the players get accustomed to it, as they have always done so for years now.

There is literally no point in presenting anything whatsoever because 99% such things are discarded and in the eventuality of that 1% that doesn't, the devs will exploit it for their own interests while laughing at your backs.

Fucking get a clue of reality already, nerd.

>>164432779
im not reading that but they do care

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>>164432686
>Ryzen needs to hurry up

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What happened?

I'm not trying to flame, but how do we make Dota and CSGO live again?

>>164432805
LOL

You're keeping this shit ass HUD and you'll like it, shit eaters. Just as you kept the Reborn dashboard and all the rest of the crap that came with it.

Sure, it will be tweaked more and more and more, but it still will be shit at the end and you will still play on it because there's no fucking way Valve will ever acknowledge they fucked up.

Now keep eating their shit by the spoon like a good boy.

Oh yeah, and buy that Monkey King announcer too!!!!

>>164431495
thirdies were forced out from playing due to bad performance

valve is desperate to get them back

>>164432837
I ain't paying $1000 for an 8 core 16 thread CPU

>>164432889
ok but they still care

>>164432887
summit is playing overwatch
arteezy is playing h1z1
csgo mm is fucked

>>164432542
>>164432779
>valve the people who literally have economists studying the market of the game items to maximize profits
Valve essentially went ancap and is trying to use as little possible regulation to make the skins worth as much as possible.
Its pretty clear based on what they did with skins betting, that they only intervened when it was an outside source forcing them to.
Also, I think that you do not know what is their priority, and that at this point it is the most profitable step to both create tooling to make sure that future arcanas are more optimized, allowing for the faster creation of them.
Just because you can't think that far doesn't mean they don't

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Did you guys know that HoTS is actually really good. I have a couple of RL friends that plays it all the time.

It's really smooth, polished and bug free.

The games are pretty fast, they last about 30 mins max, which is also why my friends chose to play it to begin with.

They are fun because with that timeframe, you don't have people sperging out, raging, throwing, tilting, insulting or doing some LUL RANDOM XD shit.

The tactics of the game aren't as vast as in DOTA due to the size of the maps, but good map-awareness, team-play, calling out good move decisions and even split-push can definitely make a comeback and win a game you thought to have lost.

I played it for over 4 days when I was visiting a friend at his house and I had a great time. My only regret is that in the Blizzard side you have to subject yourself to the farming and daily quest pattern.

Which I really hate. I really dislike the modus operandi where you have to farm dailys for points and then use these points to purchase the Heroes. But I understand that it's Blizzard's way to make money out of the game, and at least they are open, in-your-face about it instead of doing shit behind the curtains like Valvo does.

Overall HoTS is a pretty decent game, it's really easy and fun at the end of the day, which is the primary reason why people should be playing video games to begin with.

>>164430838
>cloak at level one
Don't do this, you basically offer nothing to the game at level 1, and you're a weaker than you would otherwise be till level 4.
Go XP gain and 50 damage rather than gpm/Cast Range.

My current build is Boots>Med>Tranqs>Midas>Atos>Crest
I don't go Aghs till I have level 16 birds anymore since the nerf in 7.01.

Then AC/Shivas into Hex/Bloodthrorn

Here are my recent visage games if you want to check any of them, I play him as pos 4. Early gem pickups are also really good on him as well.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/36379314/matches?hero=visage

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>AMD CPUs

literally honeypot silicoln

>>164433034
>can't just buy all the heros

It's trash

>>164432887
>CSGO
>The game that repeatedly comes up with cheating player fiascos
That game can rot and die for all I care. Dota, well, I still don't give a shit about Twitch viewership. You people turning video games into popularity contests need to fuck off.

>>164433009
LOL, take a look at this fucking Valvedrone.

>>164433074
Even if Ryzen is a bit slower than intel AMD will most likely be offering 6/8 core parts at a far lower price

It also looks like they're going to have one unified chipset/socket, no Z170/X99/C232 shit

>>164433034
HotS is pretty good, but no one plays it anymore now that LotV is out.

>>164433373
It doesn't matter, it's still miles better than this broken game.

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>>164421951
wait what? arteezy quit dota?!?!

>>164433156
At what point did I ever imply that what valve were doing was either good for the game or good for playing the game?
I was just pointing out the likely path they would take to maximize profits.
Being a valvedrone would at any point thinking or implying they have somehow improved the experience since beta.

>>164433439
DotA has become shit.

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>>164422829
ah yes post this in every /d2g/ thread, it really gets your point across.

>btw shout out to valve for making boston major something real special! wang theatre was beautiful.

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>>164433607
You know what also gets my point across?

This:

Nice patch, dotards!

i would let anyone on eg pound my ass

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>it's a "Zai forgets he's on stream and starts shittalking gypsies "episode

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Guys never give up hte other day I got first blooded at my rune spot and the enemy invoker said 'lol' in all chat but turned out he's a complete garbo that fed me three times and I steamrolled his whole team including the peruvian slark that killed me

I just played a game with Drow, Furion, Weaver, Timbersaw and Earthshaker.

How the fuck do you beat that lineup?

>>164434048
gypsies are literal animal fuck them
i don't know how they haven't been genocided yet

PSG here

I love you don't ever forget

>>164434136

with qop ember spirit treant clockwork and bloodseeker jungle

murder their shit

>>164434136
Umm, BKB?

>>164434213
Git Gud

>>164434048
Only Americans defend gypsies. Rest of the world knows they're subhuman filth.

>>164434350
i stopped playing multiplayer games, except nidhogg and cards against humanity

i did play some coop with my girlfriend in dynasty warriors 8 though! worst pc port ive seen since DMC1

>>164432887
>>164430423
So it's true that Dota is really dying...many pros are starting to leave the game, less players for each days, literally only 1 guy that streams the game.
Is this the power of e-sport?

>>164433558
sauce? EG won china top last week, I am sure RTZ is not quitting.

>>164434601
I'm pretty sure there's no major events happening right now

>>164434136
sven

>>164434048
liberals are ignorant or hypocrites
nothing else

>>164434429
>>164434163
Gypsies are nothing compared to American negros
The thing is, Americans are professional cucks who see no issue with literally thousands of murders of whites a year, tens of thousands of rapes, millions of crimes, and a trillion+ dollar wealth transfer program.

>tfw valve didn't make level-restricted lobbies yet

>>164434048
Gypsies are not people so its fine.

The only people I've ever seen defend them are Americans, who I assume have never interacted or even seen one in real life.

>>164434718
niggers keep to their hoods
gypsies move into yours, rob every house they can and then fuck off somewhere else

>dota in minor offseason between bigdaddy3lans victory tournaments
>waaaa dota is dying

??

>>164434601
ui is shit
balance patch is fucking retarded, memeback levels of stupid
performance issues
matchmaking is fucked again

>>164434861
nigs commit a majority of their violent crime against whites
nigs literally ALL live on fucking government welfare
nigs destroy whole cities
nigs ruin all government institutions by filling it through affirmative action

Gypsies are fucking nothing

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>every twitter post summarized

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can anyone give me the details on what the memes are this patch?
for someone that hasn't played any games or watched any streams
what heroes are absolute cancer in the mid 4k bracket that I should know about?

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Leave 2017 to me

rate bulba skill in dota from 1 to 10

how the fuck is invoker balanced.

how the fuck is weaver balanced

Where the fuck is barnyyy guys

wow it just got really /pol/ in here

>>164435204

qop
luna
terrorblade
treant
omniknight
uhhh silencer?

>>164435803
nothing political about hating gypsies

>>164435954
>qop good

hahahahahaha he said 4k not 500mmr

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>>164436062
but that one guy who really hates googles?

>>164436087
is entitled to his opinions

>>164435463
-3

Wouldnt a constant 300 damage nuke with a 80% slow with a 4 second cd be a good choice compared to the -35 respawn?

>>164435954
+ 4.7 here silencer seems alright
both as lane support or core, since its sub 5k that works too sometimes

>>164436082

qop is legit really good now m8

70% spell lifesteal fixes the fact that she tones down lategame, actually almost unkillable with bkb+bloodthorne+hex+octarine

>>164436290
what hero
i was thinking zet but it's not quite 300

>>164436517
Earth Spirit

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isnt the game Arteezy playing just a ripoff of The Culling?

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>>164435183
so ironic and edgy
EVIL geniuses amirite ;) xdd

>>164436506
>no blademail

lmao

SF (((damage reduction))) debuff
is it only attack damage or all damage?

>>164436506
anything in the safelane other than luna I should know? anything drastically fallen off the face of the earth as a carry?

>>164436680
attack damage

Arteezy is actually laughing and having fun playing H1Z1.

Remember when DOTA 2 was like this?

Yeah..

>>164436556
ah
it's not bad but it's limited by the fact that it consumes a remnant (consumes, not uses and keeps on the map like kick and grip) and good luck hitting anything without a stone
also good luck reaching lvl 25

>>164436556
>>164436290
no that's trash

1. its 300dmg at 30-40mins
2. it requires es to move
3. has like a 1sec animation

>>164436826
Like it was yesterday or something.

>>164436712

any carry that scales well, is good at hitting buildings and can fight relatively early is good this patch

very similar to memepush but it's more like deathmatch mode where everyone is pushing in everyone's shit as five to take the enemy bounty runes and jungle past the ten minute mark

if it requires ninety hours of farm to come online, it's garbage. Worst hero of the patch award goes to chen since his jungle was nerfed and he was shit to begin with after all of the power creep

>>164436826

The only time RTZ has fun is when he is backstabbing teammates

have you ever shibbolethed a member of the dota2 gulag outside of the dota2 gulag?

>>164437039
Chen is fucking nerfed to hell.

>doubled spawn time for Jungle
>Hand of God has been destroyed
>Lycan literally gets a Hand of God on a 35 second cool down
>Chen creeps absolutely fall apart late-game unless he gets Ancients
>low movement speed unlike HotD and health minimum

>>164437225
you mean like on reddit?

>>164437225
yeah
he said tobi was based so he was fine in my book

>>164434915
>ui is shit
top quack

>>164435732
he's been streaming under his alias CLQ for a while now anon

>>164437310
no like on 4chan
do any of you go to other places on 4chan tho i didn'tg think about that

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>>164436826
makes u think

>>164434718
>The thing is, Americans are professional cucks who see no issue with literally thousands of murders of whites a year, tens of thousands of rapes, millions of crimes, and a trillion+ dollar wealth transfer program.

People are literally terrified of crime, even though violent and property crime have been rapidly declining in the US for decades, a trend that has yet to cease.

Fear of crime is for retards that are too far up their own asses to even try to develop a cursory understanding of how society works.

>>164437825
crime isn't declining
thats just bogus statistics crap

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I don't think the owner a major org should be doing this....

>>164435030
>american gypsie lover detected
nigs play good sports, and win your country medals and honor
gypsies do fucking nothing

>>164438001
At least now we can rely on Trump to save us from crime by dismantling environmental regulations and subsidizing the oil industry.

>>164438209
he's gonna maga
and drain the swamp

>>164438121
>major org
>esports team

Pick one

>>164438121
thats why your not that owner of a major org

>play pugna
>feel useless late game
:(

Assdady just pwned Arteezy

>>164438474
who gives a FUCK about RTZ when he's not playing dota

>>164438447
just buy hex my man

>>164438001
It actually is though a ton.
You can't just discard stats because it clashes with what you believe .

>>164438515
dota is shit, dude

>>164438560
My team fed a riki so we were getting shit stomped

>>164438586
its a combination of criminals spending more time in prison, and systematic underreporting

>>164438606
Epic

>>164438447
Really?

Pugna only feels useless to me after every enemy building is exploded and we won

>>164438660
>systematic underreporting

Prove it. Serious claims require serious evidence.

Also, crime has gone down in spite of the US prison system, not because of it. Recidivism rates are still extremely high.

>>164438606
Your fault for not buying force staff euls blink

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>>164438121
>PPD QO

new battlepass when?

>>164438847
all crime is committed by career criminals
longer sentences reduce overall crime while there is still the same number of criminals on the streets

Never heard "snitches get stitches" ?
There is an effort by the government to suppress the realities of non-white crime, as well as non-whites themselves refusing to report crime

>>164438885
there was a week gap last time so next tuesday.

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>>164438121
It's time

>>164438972
>all crime is committed by career criminals
ok your opinion is now invalid.

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>>164438121
OHJ SHIT

>>164439109
?
this is just reality
Crime is committed by the "super predators" that clinton talked about

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Are you ready?

>>164439165
you could be committing a crime right now if you negligible to not read up on recent ones that passed are you a "super predator"?

>>164439280
you wanna see some crime? post ur address

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>>164438121
Say it

>>164438972
>all crime is committed by career criminals
>There is an effort by the government to suppress the realities of non-white crime, as well as non-whites themselves refusing to report crime

Prove it.

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envy's sea adventures are so enjoyable. he is a perfect fit for that region actually. him and the pudge from his last game are like lost soul mates

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>want to play vidya but i only play dota
>too tired to tryhard but to intelligent for unranked
being a dotard is suffering

how do I stop being retarded?

>>164439708
make new account, stomp noobs, calibrate it high, sell it

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>>164438121
so wait, PPD is gonig to make his own team? and beat RTZ?

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>>164439792
you made me laugh.

>>164430934
+1

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>>164439972
ye if he beats nu-EG they get dropped and PPD signs his new squad

buckle up RTZcucks, life is on the line here

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Our Guys

>>164438264
By putting billionaire oil company executives in his cabinet?

>>164440381
the only billionaire in his cabinet is old money
Pretty boring tbqh, at least he was supported by the OG of silicon valley

>>164440223
our guys indeed

>>164438121
>I don't think the owner a major org should be doing this....
why not?
EE owns his own organization, should he step down?

>>164440381
the swamp is not successful people or rich people, you dumb fucking marxist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfUCY0x-yas

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfUCY0x-yas

Come back Peter

>>164438972
>Never heard "snitches get stitches" ?

that's pretty rampant everywhere. You know what they do to whistleblowers aka mid/upper class snitches? It really ain't pretty because in poor areas your life is at risk and in the mid+ class areas you basically get scarlet lettered for life since now other companies that know you report shady stuff won't hire you so your life is effectively over. Rich or poor whistleblowers get whistleblown the fucked up hard

>>164440586
I said major org

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>radiant 3 times in a row
>win
>dire finally
>lose

>>164440586
yeah ee should definitely step down

>>164440974
fuck off retard

>>164441062
hey jacky have you considered not throwing half your games
i think your team would appreciate that

Worst 3 heroes of the patch that I just afk woods whenever someone picks them on my team:

>Troll warlord
>Antimage
>????????

>>164440906
doesnt make a lick of a difference m8, if you ''need'' to step down from playing if you own a major org then you need to step down from playing if you own a minor org, hence if you DONT ''need'' to step down from playing by owning a minor org, then you dont ''need'' to step down if you own a major org

>>164441062
lmao a literal ee fangay live in the flesh

>>164441329
learn english you fuck
here's a pity (you)

>>164441501
k lmao

>>164440654
Basically Ppd wants to do what garfield was doing with alliance and EG (having twice as much chances of getting that sweet valve money) except now he will do himself the work that alliance couldnt do

>>164441642
ye thought so KID lmoa

how come none of the european pros ever do anything fun. egsquad is always goofing off. the closest I think is bulldog playing with s4. what happened to sing playing with a bunch of pros

man fuck these lazy fuckers entertain me

>>164442473
gotta stay focused on winning those honeypots and choking at TI i guess

>Gets rejected from EG
>Goes form a team with literal whos

Um, ppd?

>>164441329
Antimage is the best hero in the game

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>europeons are racist and rightwing as fuck but only against gypsies; otherwise they're super leftist

you know i always forget about this tbqh but it's very strange

its like they're bipolar

>>164438121
>QO
what the fug? I thought he was playing for Secret or I'm just being racist and mistake him for another guy?

>play lycan
>mute team
>afk jungle
>cast howl whenever anything happens
>ignore team fights
>push lanes
>rat mega creeps
>collect +25
>collect 4 commends
>download replay
>skip to the part where i get mega creeps
>watch other team frantically pinging

how was everyones bsj today?

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>>164443243
>rejected from EG

yeah just like Trump was rejected from the USA lmfao

you missed a news story