Siren Edition
>Heavensturn (December 31st - January 14th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/Heavensturn/
>Free login campaign (December 1st - January 4th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7f6f03825f75fdb71701f7ad9f68cbf4d8ab3bca
>Patch 3.45 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb
>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d
>Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
>Red Mage Teaser:
https://streamable.com/25l4x
>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu
Previously:
>>164318969
lizared
>>164354241
Not very red.
Should I get my first class to 50 or 60 first before going into gathering/crafting?
So, I just started playing XIV. I'm a few hours in at level 6 as a pugilist - aim to eventually play ninja. I ended up choosing the "Lamia" server/world as there wasn't many choices. Is this considered a low population world? Should I restart and try to get onto a different world?
>>164354283
leezard
fishi
>>164354354
If you want to surround yourself with ample amounts of people, an active market, a ton of (reputable) FCs/Linkshells etc. then Lamia might be fairly quiet.
However, they're introducing cross-server PF in 3.5 so you won't really have an issue when it comes to having nobody to run content with.
>>164354405
I don't think your name is Lee.
seihai...
BIG
>>164354482
>>164354297
Your gathering and crafting classes can only be as high level as your combat class.
Generally, get to 50, unlock Ixal daily quests and use your leve allowances to level gathering to 50.
While you do your ixal dailies and wait for more leve allowances, just level your combat jobs.
>>164354119
You linked last year's Heavensturn.
>>164354596
full where
any tips for the gold saucer, I really want te adamantoise mountand Setzer's costume piecesbut triple triad and the catpot are way too slow.
>>164354119
The Siren is cute!
>>164354670
Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
where is the fug
>>164354786
verminion weekly is 10k for doing 3 matches win/loss
do chocobo racing
botany/mining minigames
>>164354786
Chocobo racing gets you lots, do your challenge log each week. TONS OF MGP.
>>164354625
FAT
>>164354789
Who's the artist?
>>164354740
I copy-pasted whatever the previous OP had.
>>164354796
no
>>164354895
deep sea squids
>>164354596
That isn't Seihai
>>164354736
Good to know.
Thank you Anon.
Lizards!
>>164354895
C@ t@s
>>164354786
challenge log + daily mini cactpot
>>164354452
Is the only way to get onto one of the better servers (I don't even know which are "good") a paid transfer?
>>164354975
>drakn damage control
>>164354845
you wanna fug my head with a baseball bat
>>164354981
Sure thing man
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/1q6438/how_to_level_botanistminer_without_the_grind/
>>164354895
THROBBING
>>164354946
Me.
>>164355109
yea hit me up ill make you come crawling back for more
>>164355235
DPS
>>164354765http://i.imgur.com/bhXMgvL.jpg
>>164355334
nvm im looking for it to be fatal
I was getting excited about this whole thing...
My name on a bird! I mean - look how beautiful.
I wanted to see my name on this thing...!
>>164354789
full where
>>164355414
Where's the fun in that?
>>164355398
who is this other cat if thats seihai?
>>164355253
Pls, anon.
Highlanders
>>164355505
there is none
>>164355398
OH SHIT IT IS SEIHAI WTF
>>164355509
thats not seihai
the eyes are censored for a reason
>>164355613
stop erp
>>164355002
who is this grease master
>>164355002
damn, the grease
>>164355398
>seihai was actually into impreg
Who'd have guessed?
>>164355398
The Epperson one got posted on Paheal.
>>164355613
Semen demon.
>Temple leves cost 10 leves despite not even giving exp equal to 2 normal leves
What was the idea behind this shit?
>>164354293
i hate neo ebins
>>164354997
wheres your midlander?
Can someone explain why the player character looks so sad when Ser Aymeric offers them a drink after Antitower? It comes across as though he stepped on an emotional landmine of some sort, but I can't figure out what that could possibly be.
>>164356038
The Warrior of Light doesn't have a very good history with drinks
>shout chat: So we're the year of the cock, and Rhalgr has this turn of the heavens. What's more, we have "Angry Brown Muscle People: The Xpac" coming in the summer.
Cucks really love their terrible fetish and see it everywhere, huh?
>>164356023
Busy being the best Midlander.
>>164356228
Six Soles of Steel.
is there anything more cringe than slutglam
>>164354997
Lizards are great!Even if I'm crying about the end of the ARR storyline that I'm experiencing right now.
>>164356351
Which choker in the middle?
>>164356351
>Three person bed
SE really is catering to the ERP crowd.
How do I get an A10S clear before reset? Its been such a bad week with groups just falling apart as soon as they get to ranged LB3 phase.
Raid Finder has been a shitshow when it even poped with groups not being able to even get past Steamroller.
Do I just make a PF with ilvl 251+ requirement "no bonus" and hope someone joins before reset?
>>164355334
hi mumu
>>164356410
Prepare for disappointment in HW anon.
>>164356351
All semen demons.
>>164356351
I'm imagining all these strong beauties teaming up on a helpless c@ and tickling it senseless.
>>164356410
you MURDERER
>>164356465
you advertise a 0-1 chest and pray people who already cleared the week will help you out of pity
>>164356429
The fact that it was three person alarmed you but not that it was a giant heart?
>>164356038
Literally wondering this, that shit was random and out of character for the WoL. and I doubt its >>164356146 since I build my backstory on being a BAMF who climbed through the trenches in Tartarus to begin her journey in Eorzea.
>>164355398
what the actual fuck
explain DRAKN
>>164356601
I want to see a bunch of c@s tickle those highlanders senseless
>>164356680
No, it's exactly that. You had a drink in Ul'dah and got Nanamo got drugged. You have another drink and suddenly you're the one sleeping. This game has made a real case for not trusting drinks from other people.
>>164355450
It isn't pretty.
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60588046
>>164356697
explain why an erp fc has erp and lewd art?
>>164356680
No, he straight up has a very bad history with drinks.
First he watched Nanamo seemingly die to a drink and the scions got scattered as a result (the Dark Knight questline also makes it very clear that the events of 2.55 had a lasting effect on him).
Then the WoL got drugged in 3.2.
FUCKKASJILOHDFJUIOD6897e5tydgh
Whatcha doin /xivg/?
>>164356960
Training montage.
>>164356680
>since I build my backstory on being a BAMF
stopped right there
do NOT bring rollplaying into 2017, this is a pure year
>>164356960
thinken bout highlanders
It's time to leave <<Soft>>
>>164356525
What, do I not get to clear my name? Because I will actually be so goddamn pissed.>>164356646
I-I'm not! Stop that! D:
>>164356601Who
Would
Be
The
Victim?
>>164356658
I mean no ones that cleared really gonna care about chests and anyone who has yet to clear has either never cleared and needs mechanics explained to them and voice chat callouts or is as desperate as me and is willing to take in bonus players even if it means increasing the chances of failure cause they just want their page.
Then again I willingly join A9S and A10S learning groups to help so there might be freaks lime me out there too.
God I cant wait for Data Center-wide DF
>>164357075
OUR GUY
>>164355613
Highlanders!
I wonder if they'll ever release the rest of the succubus outfit for both genders?
post midlanders for pumping purposes
>>164357372
stop posting
>>164357109
You actually really seem to be enjoying it so I'm not going to say anything specific. Your enthusiasm is cute, keep it up anon.
>>164356960
Just threw a load of laundry in the dryer and playing Shadowverse because I make poor decisions.
>>164357216
i want to succ this guy
>>164357587
take Your own Advise
>>164357629
you should throw them tits in my face while you're at it
pleas
I wish this helmet didn't have the awful fins on it.
>>164357587
do what i say and maybe i will
Why do I always get 2-3 commendations bumbling my way through dungeons as a tank?
>>164357218
ruki put some pants on
>>164357629
epic /v/ tier post futa ogress
>>164358021
Dude those fins are sick as fuck
What helmet?
>>164357218
Highlanders?
>>164358034Pants check!
>>164358021
wtf what helm??
>164358124
not even worth it
>>164358128
>>164358189
Flame Lieutenant's Helm.
>>164355398
http://magnifire-art.tumblr.com/tagged/Final-Fantasy-XIV
He draws a lot of XIV characters but doesn't tag their names. How can you be sure its Seihai when all cat rook same?
>>164357629
Nice
Did you post that on /v/?
>>164358324
>Flame
dropped
>>164358396
>bunclefucker strikes again
>>164358396
Me confirmed
Just got the game, what are some good starting classes/races?
>>164358324
>Flame
sage
>>164358495
futa dominatrix, female highlander hyur
>>164358176
Highlanders!
Anyone want to share mildly erotic ASMR youtube videos with me?
PST...
>>164358495
Marauder, Archer, Lancer
race doesnt matter past like level twenty
>>164358396
Emily...
Why do people want blue mage again? It'll be butchered in a game like this.
>>164358396
>How can you be sure its Seihai when all cat rook same?
anyone who says its seihai is memeing
the "full" had eyes censored because they aren't the same as seihais
will you faggots just get a fucking life already holy shit
>>164358654
But Anon isn't Summoner such a great representation of the class and mechanic throughout the series?
>posting publicly available commissions as if they're "blackmail"
Some want their commissions to be seen by anyone and everyone. You're just doing their work for them.
>>164358710
>asking people in an MMO general to get a life
You're asking for a lot, anon.
>>164356351
oh dank its Lancia time
http://img.rule34.xxx//images/1847/0c7adf19e74dfb95b638c81884c7c78099436265.jpg
>>164358396
every character he draws looks the same
>>164358805
Every FFXIV character looks the same, whats your point?
>4 faces
>>164358821
cats look different from lizards look different from hyur though
every single character that guy draws has the same face regardless of race
>>164358821
>Every FFXIV character looks the same
false as fuck. maybe on balmung all you degenerates look the same but not on primal servers where people let their imagination create their own character
>>164358654
I dont think itll be that bad. Monster abilities can always be gotten through class quests and it'd be cool to have a counter based magic tank
>>164358804
what a qt
>>164358804
>>164358906
Why does everyone want Blue to be a tank?
>>164358931
because they're dumb fags
post midlanders for pumping purposes!
>>164358906
>>164358931
We just got Dark Knight so why add another tank job right away? It's going to be two DPS roles which are going to be Red Mage (Caster) and most likely Samurai (Melee DPS)
>>164358930
What the fuck is this face
>>164358931
Because BLU in FFXI had a number of defensive spells and could fit the role.
>>164355398
I'm flattered anon, but it's pretty obviously not my cat.
Wrong tail, no facial markings, not to mention it's a moonc@ according to the link in >>164358675
>>164359063
But BLU in FFXI had options for every role, why is everyone fixated on tank?
>>164359126
it's their last resort before accepting yoshi-p will never put BLU in this game
>>164359081
i've come to collect you cat
surrender
>>164359063
BLU could fit every role in XI so your point holds no merit
>>164359153
Monster abilities aren't even interesting in this game. They're all just boring AoE attacks. Blue mage would be dead out of the water.
>>164359063
only in that shitty old way that people are like "eh fuck it no plds online"
>>164359250
but but job quests!!!!
>>164359001
From your lips to god's ears.
This would be the best possible outcome.
>>164359126
Because here in FFXIV you fit into one of two categories: TANK or DPS.
You can't be both.
Hmm no job quest armor at lvl 45 for dark knight? Bummer
>>164359374
there's no AF1 for HW jobs
this is your final warning
post midlanders for pumping purposes
or else i will delete the thread
>>164359374
the extra jobs (DRK, MCH and AST) don't have a LV50 Artifact set.
It's extremely likely that RDM and 4.0's Extra Jobs won't have a LV60 Artifact set either.
>>164359427
go ahead do it
>>164358896
right on brother
>>164359423
>tfw ffxiv models still haven't been ripped to SFM
>>164359516
That's a nice screenshot of a grape.
>>164359516
i hate neo ebins
>give my heart to somebody on christmas day
>today they tell me that they gave it away the very next day
Hmm... I guess this year, to save me from tears, I'll have to give it to someone special... ;_;
>>164359661
At least have some original lines.Or an original image shop to go with song stolen lines.
>>164359661
>tfw no Kiss gf.
>>164359160
No, I was good last year I swear!
I want to tickle a cute Elezen.
>>164359357
No, the best possible outcome would be four jobs, 1:1:2. The best realistic outcome is 2 DPS.
>>164359574
but that's gloom not grape
>>164359751
>the book cumming on her head
>>164359705
Original lines wouldn't be as appealing to my sense of ""humour,"" and it's not exactly something that can be conveyed easily with a photoshopped image.
Don't judge me, bro.
>>164359741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sepMnJmXCS
Hey guys! is my Au Ra a qt?
>>164359840
Post more pics of that c@
>>164359357
I really don't know where this blue mage meme started but blue mage wouldn't work that well in a game like 14 where the open world lack variety and how the combat system is, besides the fact no one even asked for it. Everyone has been most vocal for jobs such as RDM and SAM
Also, if you look at the jobs listed at the moment, every stat has three jobs linked to it except STR which only has two. Gee, I wonder what type of job will be added next so it's well-rounded.
>>164359751
That poor Elezen.
Hmm. Think one run of Gubal will get me to 60? Dont know if i want to run that place which im bored of or just wait for Roulettes tomorrow.
All I want are spider tummy pics...
>>164359897
If you insist...
>>164359963
yeah but two of those stats exist on two gear types, maiming and striking split strength while scouting and aiming split dexterity. evening out the stat spread doesn't matter unless they condense the armor types more.
>>164360003
I don't think it will.
>>164360001
>>164359963
>I really don't know where this blue mage meme started
It was me anon, sorry.
>>164360112
More!
>>164360134
lol
>>164360001
*writes down in notebook*
noted
>>164359819
>>164360113
Splitting gear doesn't stop DEX based jobs from being support roles.
>>164360303
what
>>164360198
That's all you get, chump.
>>164360397
Should I fanta for a bit?
>>164360351
Jobs that are DEX based are support jobs.
>>164359963
Well, you could break it down further than that, actually.
Current Gear and Jobs by Subrole:
Fending
PLD
WAR
DRK
Maiming
DRG
Striking
MNK
Scouting
NIN
Aiming
BRD
MCH
Casting
BLM
SMN
Healing
WHM
SCH
AST
Where they go from here depends a lot on where they put RDM and what its primary stat is (which could very well not be INT, despite its classification as Ranged Magical DPS.
They could put RDM into Casting, but another possibility could be them running off of DEX and using Scouting gear. Samurai, should it be classed as a DPS would likely fall under Maiming. Striking could inevitably be shared with any number of additional close-quarters DPS jobs in the future, so that's no big deal.
The only reason I suggest RDM could be DEX though is because I'm not sure there's even another job out there that could possibly take the Scouting subrole, since THF is very much off the table.
>>164360397
You have a nice c@.
>>164360435
stop posting
see now xivg what I really wanna know is who in their right mind
would defend me when people shitpost about me
who these keyboard heroes are on the archives are the real questions in my mind
>>164359661
stay strong
>>164359427
midlanders for pumping purposes
>>164360486
>RDM running off of DEX
You're a fucking moron.
>>164357216
who is this dude and why is he swole as fuck
why do they even split maiming and striking when they often share looks regardless?
such stupid item bloat
>>164360653
I'm not saying I want it, just that it's a possibility because Rapier Meme.
Would you have called people "fucking morons" by suggesting ROG / NIN could be assigned DEX instead of the more logical at the time assignment to STR?
>>164360435
Fine, one more.
>>164360489
Thank you :3
I'm probably about to fanta back into my moonie,just to see if my current glamours look okay with it.
>>164360512
Is that you dad...?
>>164360735
STR NIN is not logical at all in my mind.
>>164360701
DRGs are slightly more armored than MNKs typically. MNKs are supposed to be nimble and fast although I suppose DRG jumps could make the argument that they are too.
>>164360747
yeah it's me
>>164360735
NIN using DEX is more logical and following the trend with every DEX job in this game, they are a DPS that brings their support utility to increase thew party's overall DPS.
Red Mage is not going to use DEX because it isn't a support job, it's a goddamn caster.
{Red Stance}
>>164360880
>it's you
I posted the wrong pseudo-postcard then, sorry dad.
About attribute points, since i am able to level every class, does the atribute points reset if i switch from lets say Lancer to Arcanist?
>>164360990
Yes, they are class specific.
HOWEVER.
Arcanist shares points with Scholar and Summoner, this is the only exception.
>>164360805
DEX RDM given that it's very much a caster wouldn't be logical in my mind either, but DEX NIN outright involved completely redefining what the Dexterity Stat explicitly does to include it.
If you want a laugh, hover over the STR stat in your character menu to look at the flaming hoops they jump through now.
>>164360927
>rapier
>not DEX
lmao ok bro
>>164360980
happy new year son
>>164361070
>completely redefining
it didn't change anything, ninja is a support melee dps and the dex stat is meant for jobs that are support
>>164361128
Wrong. Strength stat used to be explicitly melee damage and Dexterity stat used to be explicitly ranged damage.
>tfw I will never eb Kiss
>>164361038
Oh great, thanks.
>>164361128
>MCH is support
?
>>164360747
I like Moonies more, but both of yours look nice.
>this autistic faggot as fuck stat debate
they could make a stat called dildos and put dildos on gear and it'd work the same
>>164361083
Happy new year...!:3c
>>164361194
anything that has utility is a support
even mnk is support because of mantra and dragon kick ;^)
c@men are sexy 2bh...
How do you unlock floors 101-200 of POTD? I'm getting mixed messages that you can do 1-50 with a fixed party and not die to unlock it or 51-100, but most posts online indicate its only the latter that works
>>164361314
i want to die 2bh
>>164361079
Correct, just like always. Red Mage having a rapier doesn't change that. It's primarily a caster that goes into melee range, not the reverse. The reverse would be Mystic Knight, which would be Strength or Vitality in this game. Red Mage will be Intelligence.
>>164361397
I'm pretty sure you have to do 51-100 with a fixed party and then you have to do 101-200 with a fixed party as well.
If you don't have any friends that want to spend hours doing it, try making a PF for that.
>>164361397
You have to complete floor 100 with a fixed party and no deaths, but you can start on floor 51.
>>164361314
They are okay.
>>164361397
101+ is fixed + not wiping once from a 51+ file iirc?
>>164361264
I remembered I have unopened mail from you with gil in itright when I have 30 left, too
I don't want to open it though
>>164359751
Seems like an unfortunate circumstance, elezen shouldn't be bullied like that.
I'm pretty amazed the 14 community can come to the conclusion that a magic class will use the DEX stat.
I'm glad my sub runs out next month.
>>164361493
ya just like drk used int right
lmao
I'm pretty amazed the 14 community can come to the conclusion that a melee class will use the DEX stat.
I'm glad my sub ran out in October of 2014.
>>164361579
DRK isn't a caster that goes into melee range, it's a melee tank with magic attacks. AKA, it's the opposite of what Red Mage is, just as Mystic Knight would be.
>>164361194
>being a support means you can't deal high damage
?
>one guy
>THE COMMUNITY DUDE LMAO IM SO MUCH BETTER BYE MY SUBS RUNNING OUT BECAUSE OF YOU NOT BECAUSE I'M POOR
>>164361624
why are u still here
Is there any way for me to get the Xmas outfit now?
>/xivg/ is just as bad as the OF and reddit when it comes to actual game discussion and speculation
I'm glad my sub ran out in 2017.
>>164361686
DUDE ROFL WHAT IF LIKE RDM USES PIE BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE A MUSKETEER LOL!!
>>164361579
>not using pie on your drk
anon...
>>164361682
Next year you'll be able to buy it on the Mog Station probably.
>>164361532
I concur.
>>164360134
But why the boots...
>>164360253
What notebook, what do you mean!
I wish this top was dyeable...
M-maybe in 4.0, right?
>>164361237
I tend to prefer moonies as well, but I find their skin colour options difficult to work with.
>>164361528How much is in it?
>>164361813
post spider tummy
my fav part about the 'what stat will rdm' use is how irrelevant it is. oh no which earring type will i roll on. it doesnt affect the playstyle or capabilities of the class at all who cares.
Red Mage will use INT
The next job is Samurai
Now you guys can go back to being petty to each other.
>When RDM gets cleric stance and cure 2
Did the amount of exp you get from fates increase recently or something? I swear I'm getting much more now leveling DRK than I did when I was doing paladin
was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think
* Weighed 750 pounds
* Parents were both Charles Manson (long story)
* Wore a bath robe to school every day
* Had the word "homo" instead of a mouth
>>164361836
Confirmed in 4.x actually.
>>164361397
you need
1.) a fixed party
2.) 0 full-party wipes
3.) to start from 51 and clear to 100
in order to do 101-200
>>164361845
>oh no which earring type will i roll on. it doesnt affect the playstyle or capabilities of the class at all who cares.
What if it did though? What if stacking strength meant you spent more time in melee range and not using spells and INT was a different rotation?
>>164361868
Classes that are lower than your current max level class gain more EXP.
So, if your PLD is at level 50, DRK will gain bonus EXP until it hits level 50.
>>164361868
Probably your armory bonus, which is around 50% or some shit.
The real question is why the fuck are you doing fates with PotD?
>>164361930
this will never happen in xiv
>>164361969
Could be doing FATEs for the Anima crystals.
>>164361930
>thinks they're gonna make you wear STR to make your one melee combo more effective
>>164361930
>>164361978
nor should it.
>>164361836
I agree. I made a Sunc@ just because I liked their skintones but I missed having fangs.
I've been a popoto for a while now, though.
>>164361930
This isn't everquest 2 anymore or any mmo pre 2006. There will never be a hybrid in xiv, and RDM will use int.
>>164361779
Fuck did I really miss out on it by a day or two? Do I really have to wait an entire year.
>>164361969
>>164361868
armory bonus is 100% from 1-49, then from 50-60 it's 50%
as long as you have a job leveled higher than the one you're getting experience on, you'll be getting the armory bonus.
>>164361634
>this caster with melee attacks ISN'T a melee with magic attacks guys TRUST ME
ok buddy
Post sleepy catsGood night
>>164362038
yes you really do
>>164362068
No, it isn't because it's specifically been called a Ranged DPS and it says, very clearly "uses chainspell and follows up with melee attacks" not the reverse. It's a caster, with a rapier. Well done
>>164361930
No. Read the tooltips. That's not how abilities work. Strength MAY effect your auto-attacks (depends whether they have ranged or melee autos) but your skills will work purely off of your spell (or for arguments sake, attack) power. Even though tanks for example can use str or vit, they still gain the exact same stat for getting both.
>>164362071
>>164362038
this year's was shit anyways
"Melee" attacks a.k.a long animations on RDM will be scaled off of INT and if they're based on your STR instead, they'll just make them have high potency like PLD's heal spell.
>>164362068
>>164361836
>have a well paid job to afford any commission from any artist and don't have to beg a sameface retard on kikongo alveolar ridge signboard
3 batches of shit indeed
>>164362297
okay what does that have to do with xiv
>>164362264
>not 80085
what a cheap shortman
>>164362071
Sleepy but attempting to power through.
>4.0
>intelligence tooltip modified to additionally read 'damaged done by red mage arms'
>>164362297
>buttBLASTED femroe still btfo cuz drawfag doesn't draw ugly races
3 VIT jobs
3 INT jobs now
3 MND jobs
3 DEX jobs
2 STR jobs
hhmmmm, what type of job could be next????
>>164362387
It's a magic rapier, fampai
>>164362379
What a surprise you show up to reply to a random post 30 minutes later, not baiting at all! You're not a liora tier shitposter, nope!
>>164362297
>>164362058
test
>>164362434
VIT and MND.
>>164362434
Two new PIE jobs.
>>164362434
>>164362434
Yes, we all know we're getting brawler
guys it is extremely unlikely that RDM will share gear with bard, machinist, and ninja for one reason
if it actually has SPELLS it will need spell speed, not skill speed.
>>164362034
The fangs are great. I dunno why suncats don't have them as well - seems like a pretty serious design flaw desu.
>>164362264
>121d
;_;...Open it and discover the joys of anthrax.
>>164362369
Nigga I wasn't rich.
>>164362485
>30 minutes
>5 minutes in reality
>>164362485
>tfw not a shitposter
>>164362554
You vastly underestimate how stupid the 14 community is anon.
xth for hopefully they just add another dps because fuck if they can balance another tank or healer
>>164362485
>>164362594
test
>>164362434
>Having stats rely on jobs and not jobs rely on stats
I miss the old days of MMOs
>>164362128
>>164362239
ranged dps use DEX
checkmate retards
>>164362581
p o o r
s h o r t m a n
>>164362502
Please
don't
plaaay-aaaay-aaaaaay
with
my heart
>>164362485
i think ur retarded dude
>>164362350
About the same >>164362379 does.
Highlanders are best landers
>>164362369
you haven't seen the times where he's mailed me way more money since I'm always broke
>>164362581
it's been a long time..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRMrme2-ii8
new year video when
>>164362661
I was too busy making wise investments so that I would have a shitload of money before 4.0 hit to have any money to spare to friends on Balmung.
Always bet on Kiss.
All this talk about how Red Mage isn't going to use INT reminds me how /xivg/ also thought SCH as going to be a musketeer that used a book as well to heal when ARR was going to launch because you're all retards.
>>164362876
>SCH as going to be a musketeer that used a book as well to heal when ARR was going to launch because you're all retards.
hahaha WHAT
>>164362818
Too late, if he makes a New Year video now it'll just be weird because we're already two days into the new year. Gotta wait until 2018.
>>164362063
Oh neat, been a long time since I've been under level 50 on a combat class
I hope they increase armoury for 50-60 to 100% for SB
>>164362434
I hope for something like Shogun, using a tetsubō maybe.I just want another class that deals blunt damage so I can feel like I'm helping.
>>164362906
Yes, these retards though musketeer was going to be the base class and turn into a scholar that used a gun to fight while using spells from a book to support/heal. I wouldn't past it to be the same people who think the next job to be shown is blue mage when it's clearly samurai.
>>164362485
It gets even better when you realize both liora and seihai were the ONLY trashcans shitting out on new years
>>164362738
Dee... had a hard life...
>>164362818
Heck off, I made one already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cksIZ1KfWfc
>>164362951
if we're going with any Doman flavored class I want fucking Samurai so I can have a showdown with the Garlean fuck.
>>164362934
they probably will, though honestly it should just be 100% for 60-70 too. there's very little reason to gate people behind exp for 'current content' when they've already done the climb once.
>>164362951
How is anything using a hammer or other big blunt weapon different from warrior?
>>164362876
>>164362906
>>164362998
I fucking wish there were archives of this.
>>164362695
>>164362297
Post or link to your paid commissions, I'm sure they're great.
>>164363030
How is anything using a katana or any other sword different from paladin, dark knight, and red mage?
>>164363009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLfKA3XJTFY
That was better than I expected.
>>164363031
There was a post made by someone on the OF where they posted a picture of books next to the Merlwyb's guns and said "SCHOLAR CONFIRMED"
>>164363009
I didn't know you were so into ASMR, Kiss.
Also, Kiss post.
>>164362951
Possible for your special brain to post without an avatar attached?
If you include in your search info that you were a beta player please kill urself tonight.
>>164363131
xD holy shit got 'em!
yung savage why you trappin so hard
>>164363030
simple.
don't make it two handed.viking for fourth tank in 5.0 SE
>>164363158[super deep bass noise used in movie trailers]
>>164363184
heh, don't compare me to those noobs. i'm a beta player, and a cheater, a BEATER!
>See people talking about how RDM will use DEX or STR.
>>164363210
why des niggas capping so hard?
>>164363167
Oh yeah, I unironically love mildly erotic ASMR videos. I don't really get tingles or anything like that, but I do enjoy listening to them.
>>164363350
Would you prefer socposting or wrestling discussion from our resident Australian avatarposter?
>>164363007
I made two posts saying Happy New Year because I was preparing to go to work.
Not my fault I was rostered on at 1am January 1st.
>>164363030
I imagine if it were a tank it'd compliment Paladin to a degree, blunt weapons tend to be a source of INT down effects in these sorts of games. So it'd be a way to have a PLD/OT comp in magic heavy fights.
It could always be a DPS though, but it's harder to imagine. Viking's been all but rolled into Warrior, and Engineer has no reason to exist with Machinist around. Geomancer is all I can think ofand I'd be a-okay with that.
>>164363362
why you got a 12 car garage?
how do i get on top of the tents in idyl for fuck sake I look like a retard trying to find out
>>164363442
What from Viking has been rolled into Warrior? Viking is not the same thing as Berserker.
>>164363421
What's wrong , little man . . you don't like wrestling ?
>>164363350
>implying I won't put all my points into strength for better auto damage no matter what
>>164363007
but you can literally go to the new years thread in the archives and see 142 unique posters
>4.0
>blunt, piercing, slashing all merged into one physical damage type
>>164362729
>was a midlander for a long time
>always called them bestlanders
>now a highlander
>conflicted on who actually is the bestlander
>>164363549
First one's on the house kid *tips fedora*
>>164363593
might as well pull the plug on the game
>>164363593
>All damage is converted into blunt damage
>Always deal 420 damage with the auto attacks
I sit back and read like green eggs and ham
>>164363442
Leave this thread
>>164363746
you first
>>164361314
They're alright
I keep having very unpure thoughts about an ebin. Very very unpure thoughts. I hope im not mislead by their kindness. 4chan says they're a bad person.
How's Hyperion as a server?
have you ever felt like a powerless easily filtered faggot? like you couldn't even stop shana?
>>164363891
What's his initials?
>>164363905
get a life lol
>>164363891
>tfw you like an ebin
>>164363520
Yeah, you're right. I suppose there are a few aspects that differ.
I was thinking more the big burly tank that uses a large axe/hammer was kinda taken.
I mean, if we got Viking it's be pretty hard to differentiate from Warrior unless it was slapped into the DPS slot.
what loot does a11s drop
>>164363905
So like you esl?
>>164363905
Shana fucked off, when they came back they got their ass roasted for being a creepy namedropper.
>>164364036
Twines, Dips, Pants, and one small (Head/Gloves/Feet) piece from the A10S page list which differs for every job
>>164364036
Pants, gobtwine and gobdip
>>164364036
twine (upgrades left side shire)
dip (upgrades shire weapons)
all pants
some gloves
some helms
some boots
>>164364065
He orbits Emily ever since
>>164364020
see
>>164363221
1H Hammers/Maces + Shield. Heavy lightning theming, maybe some water theming too.
>BiS is agmened shire pants
>New raid to bypass CC twine drop in less than 2 weeks
Thank fuck
>>164363935
I dont want them to know. Not unless I know of they feel the same way.
>>164364007
I hope we dont like the same ebin.
have you ever felt like an easily filtered bitch though? like shana chose to leave. remember when you couldn't even stop emily? when you couldn't stop liora? like everyone just laughs at you and calls you "the bitch who is easily filtered"
everyone. it's really hilarious how we all just laugh at you for being powerless. powerless, with no life.
>>164364249
I doubt it dood.
>>164364249
At least post a server
>>164364065
>>164363905
Can you not insult my mommy, thanks.
Is there anything more boring than two archers shooting away at each other from a distance?
>cutter's cry
I'm pretty sure they call it cutter's cry because of the amount of people who consider sudoku because of people on Chimera.
>>164364319
Who is it?
>>164364335
Why do you want to know?
>>164364471
A feast match where all the dps is mch/smn
>>164364578
because I want to know who likes me
>>164364184
Yeah, don't know how I overlooked that.
Would totally be up for that if we ever get a high seas expansion.Thavnair?
>>164364646
Whats your main job?
>>164364578
Their name starts with an A
>yfw chemo's commissions are so shit he's afraid to post them
>yfw chemo is SCARED SHITLESS of SQUID and AKRYN
>tfw raid finder dead
>know if I put up a pf that I'm gonna be sitting there like a dumb asshole for 3 hours until I give up from 0 joins
having 100 fucking servers was a mistake
>>164364871
Not the same ebin.
>>164364871
He's A'hl you'll ever need
>>164365083
*flexs*
>Healer disconnects right before heading into the dungeon's final boss
Good mornin' xivg, how are you today? What's on your gaming agenda?
>>164365168
Where is your 2016 A12S clear?
owo
>>164365341
nowhere?
you're welcome to find me a healer if u want lmao
now go away
>>164364871
She's mine
>>164365384
about time you kicked your faggot cat healer, never trust a catboy with the most important job in raid
>>164365448
both of my healers were catboys, and one of them left cause he won't be able to attend at all
He will never come back.;_;
Post cats
>>164365448
>most important job
>not tank
Let's see how that healer holds up without someone else taking the damage
>>164365352
>>164365246
Gaming? I'm getting ready for work.
Did you ever wonder why SE added /victory pose but never switched it in for instance clearing CS?
>PLD's victory and battle emotes are flipped.
>PLD parries with a sword but when a PLD has a shield equipped their parry animation is replaced with the block one.
>4 years in and SE still didn't fix PLD's weapon drawn sprint.
>All tanks can share Flash from PLD but PLD can't have Overpower or Unleash.
What the fuck is going on with SE when it comes to PLD?
>>164365352
SOOO lucky...
>>164365541
is 'he' you...?
;-;
>>164365569
You... you do know you can Parry blows with a shield, right?
>>164365569
PLD is a mess all around.
What is standard protocol if your RP partner goes afk on you when it's his turn?
>>164365628
Oh, I'll be back with an alt some day.
I'm talking abouthim...
>>164365545
>dps with no positionals
>pops a cd every now and then
wow so alpha ippiki, thanks for carrying the raid with 1-2-3
>>164365690
I'd give a nigga 15 minutes before I bail
:thinking:
>no ippiki drama for weeks
what the fuck is happening
>>164365750
Mr. Hitler Youth is probably the one from the last thread that was trying to say Tanks were the hardest jobs to play.
So how do people stand Kiss? Even people who I thought had their head on straight like Mado seem to like them.
*game related socpost*
>>164365826
It's objectively true that tanks have the highest expectations and the most responsibility.
Healer dies? Tank's fault.
DPS dies? Tank's fault.
Tank dies? Tank's fault.
>>164365724
/hug
Whoever he is, should be ashamed!
>>164365750
>Don't step in highlighted colored dig shit
>Dies standing in highlighted colored dogshit trying to not lose "muh staxxx" and up them parse numbers
You're the reason DPS is shit
>>164365784
I give it 16 days.
>>164365867
>that ui
STOP
>>164365881
Healers and DPS die for reasons completely unrelated to a tank all the goddamn time. What kind of retard tank are you that you're always one wrong move away from losing hate?
>>164365883
Ashamed...? Heh, I dunno about that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67xVyudzLBA
>>164365867
Never understood why people play with their own name showing, what's the point?
>Be tank
>Healer runs right up to me and the mini-boss
>Ends up dead
>>164365946
you're ippiki so at all times you can only be playing objectively hardest class with objectively the hardest rotation and objectively the most important job
objectively objectively objectively
>>164365630
You can parry with your helmet too but that's not what I'm saying. The sword parry animation is 100% gone and never used again in favor of the standard shield block animation.
>>164365631
That it is...
>>164365881
healers have the highest share of fault if someone dies out of flat raid damage, worst a tank can do is cleave the group or not tankswap in time
>>164365352
who are these people
>made my midlander's eyes red since I have a more than minor Allagan fetish
I truly am the worst kind of person.
>>164366002
Maybe they'll forget their names otherwise. Short term memory loss.
>>164366005
dark souls, guys
*pops foresight during akh morn*
you're welcome, healers
>>164366045
Healer dies? Oh nooo tank can't keep hate
DPS dies? Oh nooo tank can't keep hate
Tank dies? Oh nooo tank pulled too much and is an idiot
face the facts, tanks get no respect.
>>164366045
Or if a DPS bursts before a pull without a NIN
I'm looking at you BLM
>>164366081
>with all the retarded colors/heterochromia people use, picking a shade of red is bad
why do you care, my wildwood has red eyes too and he looks sexy af
>>164366098
save it cuck. im still going to succ the dragoon off.
>>164365569
>PLD can't crossclass Overpower or Unleash
That's because PLD makes up for it's suboptimal DPS by having the best defense: ^ )
>>164366081
that doesn't make u allagan, that just makes you an allagan clone
harambe...
>About to make a big ass pull
>Bard fuck sniping shit as I'm making this big pull he gets aggroed causing the healer trying to save him causing the whole mob to aggro them
>Both die and results in a trash wipe
>(BARDKEK) shitty tank dudes
Every damn time
>Healer fucking runs out of MP
>>164366307
Healer should've let him die.
It's what I do.
>>164366105
>>164366045
I've never seen that happen, i've never seen people bitch about healers either because i'm usually healing and i've grown used to heal for 2.
Thanks scholars, you taught me how to solo heal regardless the situation.
>>164366307
Honestly it's the healer's fault. I do that shit all the time as a monk to keep/gain stacks while the tank is pulling. The healer should just let him get low while he's kiting the mobs with you and tanking like what, 200 damage a second?
>healer is a whm cat girl
>>164366307
heck you dude. if im popping cds and you haven't pulled yet it's on you. pressing 1,2,3 isn't heard.
>>164366307
You're not facepulling, are you?
Otherwise, that shit's fucking annoying. I'll never understand why some faggots feel the need to pull mobs when they're going to be pulled in 2 seconds.
Honestly the only thing that annoys me about healers is when they constantly let you get way too fucking low on HP before healing. I suspect the stupid fucks are busy trying to DPS and wait until the last minute. Fuck those assholes.
I should never have to pop a mega potion.
>buy game
>finish steam download
>login
>remaining time 157 minutes
>>164366307
>can't time flash/unleash/overpower to hit mobs at right time as you're running past them
shitter tanks detected
>>164366423
Problem?
>>164366423
>tank is a pld catboy
>>164366453
>if i'm popping cds and you haven't pulled yet it's your fault
>>164366423
>Dps is a catboy BRD
>>164366453
The tank dictates the pace at which you go. Period.
>tank(probably a WAR) thinking hes the most important role
>>164366485
>when they constantly let you get way too fucking low on HP before healing
That's how you should heal, healers are meant to keep you alive, not at max hp at all fucking times.
>>164366485
I can't tell who's pretending to be retarded and who's not right now.
>>164366209
I just remember Unei and Doga having red eyes and thinking it was bitchin'.
>>164366185
Red is just the quintessential edge color, I feel.
>>164366587
*(100% Ippiki)
FIFY
>>164366518
Is medica2 and cure2 your only skills on your hotbar?
>>164366582
>stop dpsing
>fight is slower
dictate this barrage combo scrub
>>164366615
No, I should never go below 50% HP or it's a shitty healer. I will not be giving you a fucking commendation if you think you're going to sit back and DPS while I'm taking damage
>>164366675
>fight is slower
OH NO, WHAT WILL I EVER DO
face the facts, DPS are pointless, a tank and a healer can handle anything they need. DPS are just extra luxuries.
>>164366681
I bet you play wow.
>>164366668
Sorry to disappoint you, I actually like and care about playing WHM and not just for the ebin maymays.
>>164366668
>why are you always oom whm
>since i got cure 3 to replace my cure 2 it keeps happening, whm needs a buff to mp
Lizards!!
>>164366754
God I want to breed this lizard
>>164366754
are shit
>>164366718
XDDDD GOT'EM DUDE WOW IS SUCH A DIFFERENT GAME HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA
>>164366681
(You)
>>164366750
Not disappointed, I'd play with you any day.
>>164366752
>tank in duty roulette at one point
>WHM only spams Medica and runs out of MP almost instantly every damn rfight
That was a horrible run.
>>164366830
Well thanks, anon.
>>164366681
Yeah, your commendation will definitely be missed, bub
>>164366714
but you can replace the best tank with an average dragoon...
>>164366803
It's true though, you're full of shit and only say something a wowtard would say.
Either that or you're someone who's still new and oblivious about proper optimazation of your classes capabilties for end content gameplay.
>Start dungeon
>Tank says in chat "Any tanking tips are welcome"
>>164366668
tfw you always thought this was a meme until i had a 35min gubal run with a healer only using those two skills the entire dungeon
>>164365352
who are these lizards? said my penor to the cat.
>>164366582
The healer does.
Go ahead without a healer, you'll die.
Pull more than healer can heal, you'll die.
Piss off the healer, you die.
You look at the healer wrong, you die. Tanks are the healer bitch and if you think otherwise you're mistaken, you're dancing the song i'm playing.
>>164366750
>cleric/PoM/DS without a hotkey
Nigga fuck off, you're a embarassment for actual WHMs.
>>164366780
Now thats just lewd!
>>164366794
SUPER RUDE!
>>164366898
its a dungeon and they're a new tank looking for help from others you dick, he's doing the right thing, that's nothing to complain about
hope you get fucked in the ass idiot
Lavender Beds is cute n comfy
>>164366927
lol no. Every healer in my parties goes at my pace. Every member of the party goes at my pace. If they need a minute then that's fine, but no healer or dps dictates anything to me.
>>164366889
>It must be the same guy is he replied so I'll just keep arguing XD
You don't control who gives commendations or not, and on top of that, you don't control what people say. If he's a dick, deal with it. Lord knows that all of these beta healers need some thick skin.
>this healer vs tank pissing match
>>164366967
Can't help it you're just too cute.
>all these people acting like hot shit "I DICTATE THE PACE, I'LL TELL THEM THEY'RE SHIT TO THEIR FACE, THEY BETTER LISTEN TO ME" when in-game they're as passive and accommodating as can be
>>164366927
A tank (PLD) and 2 DPS can actually handle most hard mode duengons with small pulls
Try that with a healer and 2 DPS
>>164366927
Wow anon, you almost made mecare
>>164366976
>healer : pull more/less
>tank : nope
>healer : k, not healing
>nobody moves past that point in the dungeon
sure sure
>>164367062
lol that's not what I said at all. I'm actually very patient and understanding. My point is that the tank takes the lead and dictates the pace. There are special circumstances under which I'll slow it down, but for the most part I'm the man in charge.
You're a relic from a different
>>164367114
whatever makes you feel like a big man dude
>>164367107
No healer tells me to "pull more or less". They DEFINITELY don't tell me to pull more. I'll pull less if the healer feels like he or she can't handle it, but I'm not pulling more on demand.
>>164366974
so areyou
era.
>>164367218
>what did he mean by this
>>164367237
>"""he"""
>>164366974
Let me suck on your toes.
>>164367096
>Try that with a healer and 2 DPS
Been there done that, healers can virtually turn any dps class into a tank.
You must forget tanks used to run full str and a fuckload of them never bothered to use cooldowns making them as good as a drg doing shitty dps.
>there are healers here that don't have their personal rabid dog male xaela tank constantly on the leash, yanking him whenever he does something retardedbut letting him loose and have him fuck you like a wild animal would after the run is over
>>164366967
Wait, you're not a cat anymore?
>>164367237
I meant that you're a relic from a different
>>164367107
>Kick a healer, new one comes in immediately on aether anyways
>Kick a tank might as well abandon and reque
Problem healfags
>>164367282
A different what?
>>164366927
>>164366976
wew spotted the two autists
healers and tanks go at MY pace, the BARD.
want to use berserker? not on my watch dickhead, wait till I say you can
running out of mp misses cuckmage? too bad bitch you're waiting until my buffs wear off
think you'll be able to pass me in dps if I turn on foe's, cummoner? guess what's not getting turned on then
>>164367264
d-d-do you have any openings for a tank?
era, shortman. Can't you read?
>>164367245
>implying I'm not the manliest of men
>>164367291
>not being in an FC where virtually everyone mains a tank
>>164367054
Aww thank!
>>164367273
For the time being.
>>164367184
you too anon, you too.
>>164367249
That doesn't sound like it'd be fun for either of us to be honest...
>>164367264
>not having your xaela tank on a leash attached to a vibrating buttplug jammed so far up his ass he's walking bowlegged at the mobs and every time he gets too far or doesn't do what you say it gets yanked out then kicked back in
>>164367340
>want to use berserker? not on my watch dickhead, wait till I say you can
Esuna/leeches/exalted detriment
>running out of mp misses cuckmage? too bad bitch you're waiting until my buffs wear off
Only shit healers run out of mp in dungeons.
>think you'll be able to pass me in dps if I turn on foe's, cummoner? guess what's not getting turned on then
Bards rarely play foe in dungeons anyways.
Didn't MCH kicked BRD out of the meta? Why are you pretending to be relevant?
>>164367354
>Wearing literally Saber's garb
>Claiming to be a man
>>164367340
Why would a DPS think he has any claim to controlling anything? You're literally just the damage bitch.
>>164367378But you cat was cute
>>164367352
are you a rabid dog male xaela tank that only has his instinc, impulsesand dickto guide his every action?
>>164367340
>All these reasons I'm superior because I'm shit at my primary job function.
It's okay, I forget Bards exist half the time anyway.
>can't get a fucking weapon upgrade
>SMN 57 now
>still using an i120 book
>I have a grimoire for 59, there's no level 56 grimoires on the AH
>DPS is suffering hard and making me feel shit
t-time for POTD
>>164367340
>playing bard when machinist is available
what the fuck lol
>>164366898
good for him!
did you help anon?
>>164367340
>thinking the most garbage DPS has any say at all
anon....
>>164367579
>not taking both
>>164367461
>still believing that men can't wear ""feminine"" clothes in a manly fashion
You seem like some sort of... ancient treasure - an artifact, perhaps, free from the grasp of history after being crafted in a different
Any reason why I can't unlock Hullbreaker Isle Hard?
I found the NPC but there's no quest, and I know for a fact I met the requirements for it.
>>164367584
No, I told him if he doesn't know wtf he's doing then he shouldn't be a tank. Then I left.
>>164367518
My c@ will always will be back eventually.
era.
Anyway, that's it for tonight, folks.
See you at the party.
>>164367592
kiss you're bein gayyyyy!
>>164367605
never post your ui or keybinds again.
this is your only warning.
>>164367264
>not having a male xaela tank that trusts his life pool with you
>verbally abuse him when he uses cooldowns
>especially living dead/holmgang/etc
>not high fiving after a quick dungeon
don't sexualize the tank!!!
>>164367673
ok sure but how do i unlock the dungeon
>>164367570
why not buy one from the vanu vanu seller? Ok'Zundu has 56 gear including weapons
>>164367647
Fair enough.Still planning on playing that alt on Odin?
>>164367605
>resource bars and binds are off center
>>164367451
>>164367464
>>164367525
>>164367579
>>164367585
Fucking savage.
>>164367625
People start as tank in games
You're probably a toxic healer
>>164367625
but anon, when i started tanking, I asked for tips as well, why struggle if someone can assist with how to do mechanics properly?
>>164367706
i thought the NQ ones were about equal to a blue / HQ 120 so I didn't consider it
I'll look I guess
>>164367743
How is it possible to be toxic when all healers get some sort of cleanse?
>>164367661
That's my motto. I hope you'll continue to support me as I run for pre
>>164367743
>>164367793
Tank isn't for newbs, tank is for the elite who know what they're doing.
I wanna pump the putt rump!
>>164367742
People are unified in their hate for the Grownest of Man jobs, Bard. Remember when they whined and bitched so much that Yoshi changed their LB just to shut them up?
>>164367605
Did you run and beat Hullbreaker normal?
xd
>>164367592
Or maybe I just have better taste, refined like wine compared to someone as uncultured as you.
>tfw you're interested in what others have to say when they're talking to you but your passive state of being comes off as being a dick
>tfw you try to be proper but typing with proper capitalization and punctuation all the time makes you feel like you're being condescending and too serious
Just transferred to balmung. Where is that popular bench
>MFW I roll need on everything even if it's worse than what I already have
{Hmmm.} This is peculiar.
>>164367913
~X:10, Y:9 The Ruby Road Exchange in Steps of Nald
>>164367856
Many times
>>164367809
Kiss no.
>>164367814
I assume you're trolling.
Have your you.
>>164367913
Uldah! By the quicksand!
>>164367928
Gotta get them seals bro bro
If I were to join one of the mass recruiting mega FCs on Balmung, which one would be the best option?
>>164367913
>tfw sat at the wrong bench for two months
>>164367928
Congratulations, you do something everyone else in this game does.
>>164367714
Im in theUSAthough.
>>164367953
Fix your life
>>164368046
Join soft!
>>164368046
Hec
Soft is dying
DRAKN is spiraling out if control to become soft, do not listen to what mini says.
>>164368076
Neko sentai haven't missed shitposting in a single thread.
>>164368070
Didn't you make an alt on Odin?Am I going crazy? Or forgetful?
>>164368076
He has a decent job
His own place
A pet cat
Decent people as friendssome of them atleast
He really doesn't have much to fix.Other than rolling a male character already
>>164368150
Well my test for my lizard is on Ultros
I'm laughing my ass off at this guy on youtube playing as an archer in his first dungeon and pulling mobs even after he died and got asked not to do it by the healer
>>164367928
>mfw they think they are entitled to get MY loot
>>164368146
Dying?
sorry, i cant hear you over the number of fresh bloods we've had this week.
I literally cant keep up with all our newbies~!
>>164368082
But I want to join a big normie FC and have them milk me for seals like they do all the lowly sprouts!Actually I just wanna see what these fuckhuge FCs are like
>>164368146
Is that the one with the Towering Falcon dude?
>>164367856
Huh, you seem to be progressed in MSQ... I'm not sure honestly.
>>164368312
your character looks like shes dying
>>164368323
Yep
>>164368323
Most of us are pretty normie and its a relatively big fc...
>>164368346
o.O
Mouth to mouth resus?
>>164368385
mouth to butt
>do potd
>find someone real sweet in it
>we get to the end
>she's not there in the waiting room for my server
Sometimes I really hate cross-server stuff
Anyone have the Ilberd comparison with the masked man? I cant remember which blog psot has him holding his sword like this.
>>164368420
I prefer butt to mouth.
Do I pick Giraffe, Cat or Lizard?
No one does old raids. Jesus christ send help
>>164368175
Whoddis
>>164368468
Wait, now you lost me.
Your mouth to my butt?
'Cause my mouth is going on your butt.
>>164368385
>Nyosph
>Ada
>Paks alt
3 of the creepiest motherfuckers are in that FC
>>164368487
giraffe or lizard if male
giraffe if female
>>164368514
Who cares about the logistics JUST DO IT
>>164368514
>>164368323
This is the shit you'll run into in soft
>>164368493
Do it on Sunday. Sunday is the non-official old-raid day for WT.
>>164368082
>joining an fc with people like you
>>164368385
Not normie enough!
>>164368362
I'll try them out as soon as I see one of his shouts then. Thanks, anon!
>>164368494
did you ever try to genderbend your elezen?
>shitty tank who needs to be resurrected during the most generic mobs that the dungeon has to throw at us
I honestly thought that we were going to lose.
At least he was apologetic, though. Hopefully that means that he'll focus more in the future.
Europe here.
Just started yesterday and I'm level 17. I created a character back at Ragnarok yesterday but now I could create one on Shiva.
Should I do it or is Ragnarok just fine?
>>164368665
Do Shiva and joinDank
>>164368665Odin is niceJust sayin
>>164368665
You're better off just sticking with one character, once cool thing about this game is you can switch class and stats by just switching weapons. So focus on one dude and stick with it and then transfer servers if you feel like moving
>>164368627
If the tank dies, it's the healer's fault. There's no excuse for a healer being so shitty that the tank dies.
>>164368494
Anyone as you constantly bring your real life trivia to this thread.
>>164368420
what no!
>>164368516
yeah but im there!
is Balmung duty finder active 24/7? considering transfer but as european i don't know if it would work out as atleast here at moogle duty finder is dead as fuck outside of prime time
>>164368752
>constantly
bait
>>164368783
I'm on balmung. Duty finder is fine
>>164368767
>what no!
What yes.
GIMMIE THAT BUTT
Anyone seen brown lightning recently?
Does armory bonus affect potd/leveling roulette exp?
>>164368783
yes it is!
Active even now!
And if you join soft, theres a lot of people there who will queue with you to make it quicker.
>>164368746
It was probably a bumbling duo, then, because he couldn't agro, either, and failed to follow instructions from the guy who'd clearly done the dungeon before.
It seems like a miracle that we beat the boss.
wheres the fug @
c@ reporting in from levi
how was new years?
>>164367953
WOAH
more
IOFEN YOU'RE NOT EVEN ONLINE WHAT THE HELL
>164368752
not even worth the (You)
>>164368931
I just logged off, sorry
>>164368767
>Rapid attentionwhore
>Gloated about being popular through shitposts in 4 days time
>>164368985
3 days anon.
3
Get it right, dont you know you're talking to a legend?
>>164368665
Come to Odin, best friends.
>>164368980
See you later tonight at least? Will you be online around 20:00?
>eso capped
>all dailies done
>jut got home from work and have tomorrow off
What should I do?
I'm resubbing for the month, anyone in Hyperion? would like to have people to talk to
>>164369042
>responding to chemo
Don't do this.
>>164369114
Grind wolf marks
Start another relic (you DO have a relic right)
Mentor roulettes to help sprouts
>ywn be this happy
kill me ;_;
>>164369042
Please use a tripcode. You're honestly insufferable.
Look at these sluts
>>164369261
I wanna add additional white stripes to the grey one's face.
>>164368593
Yeah though this one ended up being my favorite male elezen, not a complete genderbend since different eyes
>>164369121
race/gender and i might hyu
>>164369261
goddammit don't sneak pictures of me when i'm just showing you my outfit
>>164369248
This is bait.
>>164369121
don't talk to
>>164369304
People who care about your race and gender are probably not worth giving your time to
>>164369218
I'm almost capped wolf marks, what do I even spend them on?
I have an old ARR relic, not really interested in starting any new ones
I don't have the mentor roulette unlocked
>>164369298
he looks really good!
thanks for sharing!
>calling people out makes me chemo
I just don't want a new anon to get snagged by psychopaths to be a potential plaything.
>>164369295
You keep saying that but I think you're just bluffing, you phoney.
>>164369320
lolk
>164369368
Nah.
>>164369391I ain't on Balmung, but trust me if I was...
>>164369360
For the upcoming event the outfits are PvP buyable
What part are you lacking on mentor roulette
How do you keep the suicidal thoughts awaywhen you're spamming PotD?
>>164369431I keep saying what server I'm on and it's never Balmung you dingdongNot that it matters, shyguy
>>164369368
>psychopaths
chemo...
>>164369471Don't call me a dingdong, you dingus. I don't pay attention to that sort of thing, nor do I come here that often.
>>164369470
Pray for a nightmare pegasus.Reconsider suicide if that fails.
>>164369545I'm just teasing you anyway, anon. Don't be upset.
>>164369470
Listen to Shadow Hearts soundtrack music.
I mean it won't help but it's nice.
>>164368896
Up my butt
>>164369580Cute.
Lily are you here I wanna RMT
How do you start a role play by yourself? Do you just walk around with your weapon out?
>>164368896
u won't fug my race.....
>>164369695That's nice anon, I'm sure you're a cutie as well
>>164369704
Think I'm out of Balmung Gil. Might have. 2.5m left if you really want
>>164369704
Is that codeword for textfuck?
>>164369625
send tell
>>164369743
wat r u
>cat random name generator
We Cthulhu now.
>>164369550
>>164369609
I'll try these and see if I can hang on to my will to live
>>164369908
imthe perfect size for under the table succ
>>164369442
Upcoming event? Do you just need wolf marks or do you need a high pvp rank as well?
And I'm not sure about the mentor roulette requirements, last I checked I was a looooooong way away
>>164369836
2m works. Where do ya wanna meet?
>>164369980
Currently in a leveling. You gonna be around in 20?
>>164369942
das lewd as heck
>>164370087
Yeah sure
>>164368896
Do you like midlanders..
>>164369936
you only get nightmare if you do 150+ iirc. So I hope that's what you're doing.
Why do you erpers do it, anyways? For the money? For fun? I'm genuinely curious.
>>164370174
I've never ERPd but I'm guessing it's becausethey want to jerk off to erotic roleplaying
>>164370174
>why do people do anything
different reasons
>>164370174
Why do people roleplay their characters while playing D&D or any other tabletop? For the money? For fun?
>>164370164
Oh. Not even close. Should I just kill myself now?
>>164370112
exactly
>>164369917
The names have lore reasons behind them. Here you go.
http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Seekers_of_the_Sun
>>164370174
I do it for a mix of [/spoiler] getting off, as an enhancement for story-based rp, a way to improve my writing so i don't hit fifty shades of gray 'pulsing meat stick' tier writing, etc. Plus, it can be fun. [/spoiler]
>>164370304
lmao fucked up ur spoilers this guy fucked up everyone laff at him hahahaahahaha
nice spoiler retard
>>164370304
...I'm retarded. Pls excuse.
>>164370304
Huh, I see. I guess if there's any way to do both at once, it's by doing that, then.Also, cute lizard
>>164370174
To get off, to improve writing, to help others get off, enjoyment, there's a bunch of reasons people do it and it's pretty spread out.
Personally I haven't ever done it, but I've always been interested in it. I'm just too shy to give it a whirl.;_;
>>164370227
They do it for the plot of adventure
Not for *kumes in yer rear awh bibi yas*
>>164370369
D'aw. Thank you.
>>164370398It's ok anon, I'm too shy to try it myself. It's why I was asking, I guess.
>>164370304
Is it just me, or are Au Ra a fairly unpopular race? You don't seem to see a whole lot of them.
>>164370281
http://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Xaela
>Horo
>>164370461
Not really anon, as common as anything else i guess
>>164370174
because they dont get any
I want to make a NIN, should i start PUG to start the secondary class or MRD to start in Limsa so I can get the quest?
>>164370494
Korbo a best
>>164370541
Start PUG, it's quicker that way.
>>164370304
I think your writing is good.
>>164370562
Do I have to wait at a certain point in the MSQ to go to different places or can I just head over once I'm lvl 10?
>>164370461
They're probably overall tied with Hyur for second most common.
>>164370585
that cat
>>164370461
We're pretty common.
>>164370137
A.S. Flames headquarters
>>164370595
Yeah, you do. It doesn't take that long to just go through it, though. You need to get your PUG to level 15 anyways, so it'll be worth getting it leveled just so you can go straight in to ROG.
>>164370494
>pissdrinker tribe
>horsefucker tribe
>belly inflation tribe
>harem tribe
>househusband tribe
xaelas are meant for degenerates
>>164370656
Thank for the help
>>164370585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
>>164370630
And a fine hello to you, too.
>>164370671
What about the white au ra?
>>164370693
Sure. I went in to ffxiv wanting to be a NIN myself, so I know how it is.
>>164370174
To get off and help others get off. I also find it quite a bit fun but sadly it tends to take a lot of time which is why I can rarely do it and otherwise prefer quickies orecouragement and/or ooc stuff
>>164370549
SHE CANT
READ
WORDS
FUCK OFF
>>164370705
who are you
why did you emote me at the bench
what do you wantcute
>>164370671
Xaelas crack me up, they're just such a gigantic mess of hilariously silly misfits, riding around punching one another and tying their children to trees before running off and making them chase them to become "adults".
>>164370718
>Expecting the spic who chances people from server to server desperately to try to ERP with them to be able to read
>>164370734
to fuck
Quick boys before the sale ends, should I get FF14 and Heavensward off of steam for $20?
I don't give a shit if my ff14 account is locked to my steam account.
>>164370714Stupid question I guess, but if I wanted to find someone to do it with, how hard would that be? People here seem to just kind of know various names and such. I feel to shy to actually give it a try, though.
>>164370773
I was the pink haired cat in the lizard's lap.
Cute cat.
>>164370461
Au ra are everywhere
So many use human skin tones/hair color/no limbal rings/Raen that they might as well be a midlander
>>164370795
i personally think it's a great casual mmorpg if you like a beautiful enviroment and the social aspects
you can try out the free trial and decide before the sale ends if you are really unsure
>>164370585
alternate colour scheme lizzy?
>>164370808Ordinary ERP? If you're on Balmung you can just go to the quicksands and hit on someone. Otherwise, you can look around for RP FC's, people that might ERP, make an f-list, post in neko-sentai and darknest. It can be a bit of a hassle on smaller servers, but shouldn't be impossible.
>>164370808
To be completely honest, try and find someone (even from here) that hasn't ever done it before OR someone that is willing to do it and give you tips along the way. Might be difficult though.
>>164370826
so we fucking or not?
>>164370795
No because then you can't get sales off other places in the long run.
Though if you REALLY don't care, do it.
>>164370734
I wanted to photobomb. I deleted the pics just now, though, so I can't post what I got.
>>164370875
Who?
>>164370829
Agreed, anon. Though some of the human skin toned ones aren't bad. Seen a few that I think are well done.
>>164370174
Because It's always been my dream to write novels, but I also like to write smut, so it gives me a way to vent my smut writing without it leaking into my other writing
Its also great practice for character dialogue and interaction
Dynamic authorship of a story is fun, but does make it difficult to find the kind of erp I like (which needs buildup, if there's no character context its zzzzzzz)Its hot and I like doing it, a lot of people think its super-weird which makes it even hotter to me, and I can do really weird stuff that can't be done in real life
>>164370768
anon I dont think u get what we're on about
>>164370768
I think the spice and wolf reference went right over your head or what counts as your head.
>>164370924
he wanna be this tank for me?
>>164367264
>>164370887Not on Balmung, but I guess I'll look around. Saw someone who said they did it in a trial I did, but got too nervous to ask.
>>164370891
I've seen plenty of people here make plans for it whenever I pop in here. Seems easy for them to go about it, probably because they do it often.
>>164370927
That's a pretty cool reason, actually. And I guess ffxiv helps add a visual to everything too, compared to just rping back and forth with someone on skype.So, what kind do you like?
>>164370705
Jesus can you stop posting such LEWD pics this is just too much I need to stop staring if I don't I'm gonna WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLWOWLOWOLWOLWO HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGYOOOOOOOOOOO
I fucked up.
>>164370981L
Just leave this board, /d/ is more of your thing.
still looking for succ
>>164370985
That's lewd, anon.
I was hoping you would message me this year but I clearly mean shit all to you.
>>164370927
What a cutecockpussy~
>>164371109
All I wanna do is share cute pics of my c@. I'd get a better hairstyle if I had them unlocked.
>>164371234
What this vagueposting about?
>>164371240
What happened to your pants.
>>164371150
>implying a good chunk of the lewdposters don't want Sandy to do /d/-tier things with them
Stop being so baka.
>>164371104
Oh you know...stuff.
>neko sentai samefagging with their phones and defending themselves
we can only hope the rangewide bans will be implemented soon
>>164371240
What world are you on?
>>164371345
>I-I don't get aroused
Smells like a full diapie
>Sent to fish anchovies
>Only catch kelp
Story of my life.
>>164371282
The dungeon took it.
>>164371374I'm in Balmung.
>>164371136
What was it this time anon?
>>164371404
He isn't shitting youoh god that pun
*forces friends to wear diapers and shit in them*
i'm so happy to deliver and enjoyable experience exclusively to them!
>>164371408
*fishes in your butt*
>>164371369
Can't wait for rangewide bans and ID's to be implemented so you can eat your own shit!
What next would you cry about?
>>164371330
Such as...?Well if you'd rather not say, my bad.
>>164371345
I guess there's a wide range of reasons for doing it, then. Honestly it's kind of neat just to hear people's reasonings behind why they do it to me, which is why I was curious.That and I was interesting in doing it, but I doubt I'll actually give it a shot.
>>164371408
I get by with a little kelp from my friends.
>>164371521
>>164371521
>>164371521
>>164371521
Don't lewdpost in the new thread
>>164371506
Red sokelpme god.
>>164371345
I rarely get anything out of it personally too. I prefer flirting over spending several hours writing smut. I used to always be down for it with a friend that's really into it but it's just too time consuming to make it enjoyable.
When is Ada usually online?