League of Legends General - lolg

There is no waifu in this game...

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xth for gay marriage

I just wanted to be in the top

>>164336709
B-but metroid is chill.
Also faker didn't say anything what a badass.

>goddess
>lower win rate than heimerdinger jungle

>quinn will never e into you

QUICK

What are the most cancerous champs right now?

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How many hours per day do you play this game?

I've finally broken my curse and gotten it down to under 10 hours a day

>>164337314
who's that on the right

>>164337432
> Quinn will never jump on your chest and then blind you
lol ok

>>164337447
> Ryze
> Ryze
> Ryze
> Yasuo

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>ywn build this item on Urgot ever again

Muh soul...

>>164337530
Talon

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I love Lissandra! she's a soft and pure qt who lactates ice cream!

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>>164337548
>45% winrate champ
>cancerous

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xth for breast waifu

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I want to make out with Kled!

is overwatch esports a failure? like i never notice when their tournaments are on and shit

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>>164337147
POST your
>main
>waifu/husbando
>new year resolution
>most hated person/group in thread
>champion you think should be removed

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xth for dank as fuck discord
https://discord.gg/S9AS3T4

>>164337663
>soft
Nope.
>pure
Nope.
>qt
Nope.
>lactates ice cream
Kill yourself.

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>>164337408
just a few more weeks! :3

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>>164337683
> winrates matter
haha xd yeah dude xd

>>164337756
tryndamere
get a qt bf
ily all
hecarim

>>164337447
Jayce, Singed and Yasuo
Vi, Shaco and Evelynn
Syndra, Ryze, Leblanc and Yasuo
Ziggs and Caitlyn
Janna and Soraka

>>164337724

I hope it's bombing harder than hots.

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>get chat restriction for being toxic
>decided to give positive comments every time someone is feeding
>great job!, excellent work!, we got this win in the bag!
>still tilts the fuck out of people
>can't be banned for being toxic

Shoulda started doing this earlier.

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>>164337756
>Yorick
>Sona
>didn't make one
>Ezfags
>Singed

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>>164337724
Me too! You'll need to wait your turn till I'm done sounding him though.

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>tfw it's 2016 + 1 and i still dont have a qt ez bf

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http://riotevent.com/?id=mNC0AO5i

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biggest and best breasts!

biggest and best waifu!

>>164337880

Literally just don't talk.

>>164337683
>ryze isn't cancer because low winrate

Hah.

>>164337952
>falling for this again
I fucking swear this general is filled with literal mouthbreathing retards

>>164337952
whoa thanks man

can't wait for free rp!

>>164337756
> Ryze
> Chrismas
> idk try not to be a social retard maybe
> "Lul Yasuo/Vi/Twitch aren't broken you just need to git gud lmao 100k yasuo main can tell"
> Lighting rat of epic 20 years stuns

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Hey guys vladfag here I got a new bf so I won't be posting much. Sorry Vlad, see you at vgu :/

Anyway AMA for a farewell?

>>164338131
Nudes?

>>164338018
I'm not that anon but why is Ryze turbo cancer?
I haven't really seen ANYBODY utilize him correctly. How is he strong?

>>164337936
>tfw look like Ez but not gay

Sorry anon another time maybe

>>164338131
I seriously could not give less fucks about you

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>>164338196
Post pics.

>>164338131
...and don't come back?

>>164338037
whats wrong with it Senpai

>>164338175
My body belongs to my cute metal bf now sorry

>>164337936
Was Ezreal/Shen a common bot lane group at one point?
I've seen like 2-3 art pieces of them together.

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>>164337756
>Katarina (imthem baka off!!!)
>Draven
>Sleep more, focus on studies
> barrel and gp posters in general
>GP, Garen, Yasou

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>>164337756
>Yorick
>Tristana I don't really have a waifu but half of my rule 34 lol folder is tristana
>Get to master
>Everyone
>Irelia

>>164338246
At least post your face

>>164338196
>look like ez
>didnt post pics

look dude just because you have blonde hair doesnt mean you look qt get real

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>>164338298
I think it's just the artist's preference. And besides, who doesn't like a big, hunky ninja taking care of a cute boy?

>lock in poppy
>dick around for 40 minutes, literally does not matter if you feed or stomp lane
>win

Ok

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>>164338337
You've seen my face senpai

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>"main"
This is completely made up.
There's nothing actually stopping you from just playing everything, except maybe your own mental capacity.

>>164338243
its a scam, you dont actually get any RP from it. you can tell because any official riot site you'll be able to log in to your account, so obviously this one isnt official

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>>164338194
His low cooldowns make him turbo cancer.
I build him off and even then I can do decent damage.
His EQ damage early is insane, your shield/ms makes you uncatchable and your ult makes your global pressure pretty strong.
And even late his damage is insane.

>>164338131
w-wait don't leave, we need you to make early threads to counter the ezreal threads

>>164338497
>flatter than jinx
lmao no wonder your husband left you

>>164338518
do you think "maining" is like a condition people suffer or something lol? people main champs because they like playing them for whatever reason. its not that they cant play anything else, its that they dont want to play anything else

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>>164338518

Perhaps you're misunderstanding the term.

>>164338243

It's a scam.

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>just played darius vs yasuo
>lost
>even at level 1

I dont even understand, i tipped him with my q and was auto attacking him, he was even in my creepwave and winning.

Is it because he started dorans and i went longsword?

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>>164338497
>girl
Ew. Was hoping for a cute gay couple.

>>164338497
You have a potato shaped head don't you

>>164338638
No good new Vlad or Vayne arts in ages. Don't event have anything to spam anymore.

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Name suggestions?

>>164338907
Turbocuck

>>164338907
pootispencer69

>>164338894
just spam your old art, 10x better than the exact same picture ezrealfags are using

has bandlebro posted the 2016 pic yet?

>>164338907
xXxYasuoLord420xXx

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>>164338763
>>164338698
We've already been over the >vladfag is flat meme

>>164338907
Richard Cheese

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>>164338415
Well said. Shen IS hubby/broheim material, after all.
Also, I just realized they both shared the Frozen skin theme.

>>164339076
Yep potado shaped head. Called it

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Spent a few hours tinkering around in Blender and ended up with this. I'm actually pretty proud of it and I think Ahri would be too! Thoughts?

>>164339076
>eyebrows
god no, what happened?

>>164338752
you start W for the level 1 kill strat. you also have to get the first auto in by using the bushes. ideally you'll want to wait in the bush closest to their tower until they move up to cs, then you walk up behind them and start autoing them. you use W as an auto reset when they turn to run away.

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>>164339159
no it looks terrible kill it with fire

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>>164337756
>main: Rek'Sai
>waifu/husbando: Kindred/Renekton
>new year resolution: Finally get out of Bronze
>most hated person/group in thread: Futafags
>champion you think should be removed: Aatrox. (I don't hate his mechanics I just hate his lore and design. Fix that and he'd be perfect)

>>164339159
good job anon
she's very pretty

Why are people continuing to give the attention whore attention?
>"LE LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M A GURRRRL GAMER THAT PLAYS LEAGUE TOO XDXDXD"
>"VLADIMIR IS SO HOT HE'S MY HUSBANDO LMAO XDXDXD"
>"I'M GOING TO POST PICTURES OF MYSELF FOR NO REASON, BUT I'M NOT AN ATTENTION WHORE SO DON'T WORRY XXDXDXDD"
I can already sense the whiteknights trying to defend this.

>>164339258
he's right tho. He shot himself in the foot so hard

>>164339258
i mean say what you want about hashinshit he does know how to play his one playstyle to the best ability, and deserves challenger most of the time

it just turns out that he is utterly clueless outside of sitting toplane on an island

>>164339226
>either not hard or tiny benis

Ew

>>164339159
Mayyybe straighten out the neck a little. It looks too angular and tight.
Bangs should be added, though I figure that was your plan for later.
And maybe you can try and add a few highlights/reflections in her eyes, just to keep her cuteness AND her subtle freaky nature.

>>164339258
This dude is so rude

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/vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA
needs 9
pass vidya

>>164339572
Sure, sure. But what's in it for me?

>>164339636
I don't get this meme

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>>164337756
Zyra
Trundle
Working out
Waifufags
Fucking remove Yasuo already

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>>164339572
needs 7
up on North American server
the password is vidya
/vg/ vs /vg/

>>164339747
>hate waifufags
>proceeds to be the same thing by being a husbandofag

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>>164337756
>Tristana/Poppy/Lulu
>Tristana/Braum
>Stop being fat and lose some weight
>I don't dislike anyone
>yasuo

>>164339030
Not yet, but I'll try to have it done tonight. Jhin and Sol were just difficult for me to get the hang of.

>>164339834
Sure, sure. But what's in it for me?

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>>164339854
waifus are gross, husbandos are cute.

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>TFW JUST
i said yes cause it looked like we were gonna lose cause bot fed and i was not confident in carrying the game assuming i was going to carry but it mihgt have just been throw

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>>164339954
this guy gets it

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>>164339719
It's not really a meme. It just tells the regular lurker that the answer to the question is nothing. You can get into a game with no stakes against a team of complete autists who are either tryhards or salty about the fact that others tryhard.

vg vs vg is a miserable waste of time. It's not fun, it doesn't get you anywhere, and the only little enjoyment you can get out of it is laughing at other people's misery as they get tilted into another dimension.

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>>164339954
This desu.

And Google, this might come as a surprise to you, but onion rings are not a fucking sushi.

i got autofilled to mid wtf

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>>164339453
Crocodile penises are internal. If you want to see Renektons dick, you're gonna have to do some digging

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>>164339834
needs 4
not stacked I promise
/vg/ NA vidya

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>>164340078
>support primary
>top secondary
>get mid

Hello there
Can you post some guro smut please?
I'll gift you if its good.
There are certain champs if like smut for, so if you're interested let me know.

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>>164340124
i want to shove apples in renekton's cloaca!

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Who's your go to champ(s) if you want to fuck shit up?

Most of the time, Mordekaiser as long as the enemy laner isn't long ranged.
Other than him, Nautilus (mainly in support) and Yorick is my follow up go to champ.

>>164340205
I can never tell if you're serious or trolling.

i been trying to get mastery 5 for cait and varus and playing adc wants to make me kms

can i still play varus mid?

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>>164340154
Tfw want to join but b5
Tfw people say they don't care but you know they do

>>164337495
>10 hours
If I had to play that many ranked games I'd fucking kill myself

>>164340338
It's just lux but with ad.

>>164340154
Hey asshole, stop ignoring me already and tell the audience what's in it for them.

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>>164340342
don't be a pussy, we've had pre 30 people in here and they've been fine

/vg/ vs /vg/ NA password is vidya
needs 5

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>>164340253
NO
BULLY

>>164340342
dude /mute all lmao

>>164340491
Don't be a pussy, let us know what we can expect to find!

>>164337495
I used to often play 4-5 hours a day. But lately, it's been just a few hours per week.
How the fuck do you look at playing 10 hours every single day as an improvement? Do you need help bro? Legit question. Do you have a job, in school or anything?

>>164340205
I want dreadnova gangplank, but it doesn't come out until a few. what champ?

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>>164340491
needs 2
and then we can all have fun maybe or not haha
/vg/ vs /vg/ NA vidya

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>go to watch some streams
>no one is streaming except anniebot
>stuck watching anniebot

>go adc
>people peel for me good enough i manage to get 5 kills
>they suddenly stop
>be useless because malphite ult/fed anivia
>''omg adc wheres ur dmg?''

:(

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>>164334382
Got bored and made a new skin

>>164340830
Scarra?

>>164340829
Please! I need to know!

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>>164340732
>>164340354
I did say under 10 hours now, probably around 7-8

I'm a schizophrenic NEET with no other interests

>>164340539
i want to bully his cloaca and call it a vagina

>>164340890
>didn't see that scarra was streaming
Holy fuck my savior

>>164340850
mild chuckle
Do more.

>champ select
>person says "anything but top or jungle"
>that person gets stuck with jungle and says "I'm warning you, I'm not a good jungler. If you make me jungle you will lose"
>no one is willing to switch roles
>game starts
>they give first blood after attempting to gank after taking enemy red
>they proceed to miss smite when attempting to steal dragon
>not once in the 30 minute game have we gotten dragon
>any time they try to gank they miss their ability and back off
>they say "told you guys I suck as jungler"
>tell them "no, you suck in general"
>lose game since every enemy laner got fed due to no strong jungler presence
>they post "GG :)" in post-lobby chat

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>>164340994
Just doin my job

>>164340915
After graduating high school, I became a NEET for about 2 years. But one day I decided enough was enough, got my shit together and left that shitty lifestyle. Best decision I ever made. I never realized how self-destructive it was until after I left. Being a NEET is literally an addiction, no joke. I could go on and on about it.

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>>164340342
This is the worst that can happen

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>>164340901
>>164340665
>>164340429
>>164339926

>>164341194
>master sissy being salty
Is he salty because he won or because he lost? No body will ever know because that man is always salty as fuck.

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>>164341107
Did this one from last thread

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Guess the elo

>>164337880
Anyone else try this?

Learn every role or don't play League at all. I'm so sick of losing a game because someone gets stuck with a role they don't know how to play.

No, I'm not willing to trade roles. I go into a game with a specific champ/role in mind and want to play that champ when I get into champ select.

>>164341310
>at least half of the icons gave up on loading in their entire quality
That's how shitty your custom games gonna be the game doesn't think it would be even worth it to fully load in the pictures

>>164341310
Hard to tell. Gonna have to say top.

>be jungle
>see cheese lane; top laner can't farm
>lane is pushing to my top laner but he keeps getting poked
>decide to farm my entire jungle before helping top
>top still can't farm
>decide to forego helping the lane to gank somewhere else
>die
>top lane behind in levels and farm so much that he can't even get near minions
>don't think it's my fault

Because why would it be? It's not like ganking early does anything.

>>164340320
Im serious but no one takes me seriously.
>>164340742
I .

>>164341451
Plat.>

If you don't know how to jungle then fucking dodge. No one is going to trade roles with you to cater to your needs. If you want to play a certain role then call it. Don't get upset when you are forced to jungle. I'm not losing a game just because you can't jungle.

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>i have no bans
>our last pick mid wants yasuo so no one bans him
>first pick enemy grabs yasuo and carries
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND IF IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND I WOULD GET THE 0/13/2 YASUO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>164341310
>mid or top urgot
>no exhaust
Into the trash it goes

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>>164341451

>>164340742
Hmmm i have a few but i cant decide.
Shyvana or cass maybe?

>tfw placed into B3
Fellow bronze bros, WW@?

>>164341451
toxic people come in all flavors

When will contestguy update suggestions list?

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>>164341723
>have no bans
>ask team to ban X champ
>"nah we can deal with them they're not that bad"
>team meme bans shit
>enemy insta locks X champ
>hard carries with it
>"I though you said you could deal with x"?
>please report anon for toxic

>>164341884
Solo/duo or Flex?

I got placed into bronze 3 in flex since I lost a few games playing with a friend in bronze 5

>>164341194
whoa Master Style is really good at clicking a mouse in a certain way in a korean stock market simulator!

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Post shit that only shitters say.
>"I'm losing lane because I'm being camped!"

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>>164341194

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>>164342051
>bonobo

>Team decides to roam for kills instead of pushing
>25 kills ahead from it
>It's thrown after they ace us once

>>164342051

"I play anything but top or jungle"
"pls don't make jungle guys."
"I'm not a good jungler. I don't even have a jungler rune page or mastery page"
"I warn you guys to not make jungle now we are losing"

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>>164342051
>"kys"
>"you're hilarious kid"

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>>164338958
I compromised

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>>164342051
What's going on in this image?

>>164342051
"don't ban yasuo"

>>164342051
>"Open the Gates"
>"Stop the ports"
>"D cane"
>"Doot Diddly Donger cuckerino"
>"CY@"
>"I AM BADEED"

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Hey guys, I just got cucked by my ISP and my ping is now 90 instead of 50, should i just go full cuck now and spam Thresh? I used to be good.

>>164342051

Sometimes it's not what they say, it's what they don't say.. Like when they get autofilled to support and still try to go Yasuo

>>164342051
>i can only play yasuo

>>164342372
>"Stop the ports"
>"D cane"
>"I AM BADEED"
Who are these?

>>164342051
"I dont gank before 6" - Shyvana

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>>164342326
>succ

>>164342474
>someone picks Lux, Brand or Veigar "support"
>you know they are just doing it because they wanted mid and got autofilled
>they suck and ruin the game for the adc and the rest of the team
>never buy sightstone

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>>164337147
>Your main
your deepest secret

>>164342582
I play veigar support but I always build the ward version of spellthiefs because i build ap passively anyway

>>164342582
>Lux support
Nothing makes me angrier. Literally just a shitty, useless Morgana.

do you fags ever talk about the game?

>>164342828
people are talking about the game right now

In bronze should you be focusing on TDM ganking lanes as a jungler instead of what LS says, farming jungle? Because games I dont roll the die and gank like a mad man i tend to lose.

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>>164342828
Considering that the vast majority of the people here are below mid diamond it's preferable they don't bother.

Why do Annie bot always rush Liandry's on Annie now?
Isn't she supposed to be all about the burst damages?

>>164342614
I'm excited for Bisu v. Sea in about 8 hours
Hoping Sea wins but I'm happy either way, even though it's likely just going to be "flash wins lol" in the same vein that LoL is just "skt wins lol"

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>>164341575
>>164341850
>All this time you were serious

... Alright. What's my criteria? I wanna make it good for the both of us.

Super Galaxy Shyv, by the way.

>>164342614
>Graves
>my friends dad paid me 100$ when I was 19 to snuff out his neighbours annoying rooster in the middle of the night

and I did

>>164342923
Is he playing against tanky teams every game?

>have a strange urge to play Singed
>know that if I play him, I will feed

How do you play Singed without being a literal anchor on your team?

>>164341113
>person tells you they are bad at a role
>make them play that role
>get triggered when they are bad at that role

>>164343102
smite singed supp, enjoy the freelo

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Someone talk to me about anime. Or manga. Or cute boys. Please I'm lonely.

>Game is close but winnable
>I have 300 cs when the closest other player has 200
>I'm monster fed but my team is bad
>Suddenly realize my support Brand is afk
>He comes back after 5 minutes while I hold them off with Ziggs
>ask him why he was afk
>"lmao some people have lives dude"
>His duo buddy Kennen immediately flames me and spams "kys"
>I'm the only one with a positive KDA and the highest farm in the entire game
>Game becomes unwinnable because Kennen and Brand are too busy typing to play the fucking game

It honestly doesn't even make me mad anymore. I just don't understand the mindset of these players.

>>164343102

Getting successfully executed is a pretty important part.

>>164342614
>graves
> lots of furry porn

What champ is a good substitute for Azir? Someone that doesn't need to go through scaling bullshit and provide strong teamfighting.

I've played him too much and can't seem to play anything else without knowing what champ is similar.

>>164343256
Be my boyfriend.

>>164343352
is it gay furry porn? if yes i bet you use either the pool party skin oor snow day

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>>164341485
>>164341507
>>164341742
nearly gottem

>>164343361
Orianna is fucking busted bullshit

>>164342051
Source?
>>164342970
I dont have much criteria desu, just write but make sure to proofread it so there arent silly mistakes and try to add some build up and a conclusion, and make it some what long. Post your ign too, im on NA

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>>164343458
>All those people below 250 cs at 30 mins

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>>164341742
>implying

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>>164343256
You know, I'm four episodes into that anime you recommended, and I gotta say...

I'm feeling too much right now, why am I so weak...

>>164342614
Kennen
furry porn i don't know where it all started help

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MATING PRESS

>>164342614
elise
broke up with my gf under the pretense of me not wanting to do a long distance relationship, but it's actually because i'm a homosexual and i've strung her along far enough

/vg/ vs /vg/ +6 on NA.

>>164342614
Zyra
I'm a really fake selfish person, and I only talk to some people because I know I can use them afterward, I usually ditch them once I'm done.

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>>164343583
Ah! You don't know how happy it makes me to know you're watching it. But yeah, it really sad, BUT I promise they'll be heartwarming episodes as well.

Have people suddenly forgotten what master yi does? My full tank maokai top and full tank poppy jg tried to 1v2 him late game while they were all full build and he had a lot of on hits. They said master yi was a bullshit champ and stuff after.

Can't tell if these are typical braindead tank mains or they just don't know what master yi does cause of his low play rate over the past 8 months.

>>164342614
thresh
i cheated my way through high school. now in college i'm doing ok but i know it's gonna bite me in the ass soon

>>164343643
Mating press is a bad meme.
If you "mate press" your girl you let your butthole exposed for another male to rape you while she use her legs to hold you down on her so you can't escape

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>>164342614
Mundo but I'm thinking of switching to someone else because I'm sick and tired of losing.
Uncontrollable libido, if I don't cum 3-4 times a day I go into withdrawal. Was actually a contributing factor in my last breakup.

>>164343843
how do you even cheat your way through high-school lmao

>>164343850
Anon, that's my fetish. Good taste.

>>164343850
what kind of nightmare rape land do you live where this would happen

>>164343958
which girl would you mate press?
which man would you let fuck you?
those are important questions.

>>164343992
>When he sees a couple having sex he doesn't immediately try to find an angle to stick it in her butt

Wow look at this faggot over here.

>>164343361
try lissandra

her e is really cool

>>164343992
if it were not for the laws of this land i would have slaughtered you

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>>164343663
>2017
>being gay

>>164343919
i cheated in literally all of my AP classes

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>>164342614
Soraka
Every game I play with a 7-inch dildo up my butt and if I do well and win I ride it until I'm too tired or cum

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>>164343519
>>164342970
ALMOST FORGOT
To avoid any shitfling or bans just post the smut in a pdf or pastebin or something

>>164343992
if it were not for the laws of this land i would have raped you

>>164344112
being heterosexual is a meme anon

>>164344115
>cheating in AP classes
Kill yourself. They're so fucking easy that all the braindead retards in your ranked games could get 5s on the exam.

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How is Ziggs balanced? I'm asking this as someone who has been abusing him in Ranked. He's ridiculous.

>Great harass in lane
>Great wave clear
>Annihilates towers
>One of the best Dragon/Baron contesters in the game
>One-shots squishies mid-late game
>Lane-to-lane ranged ultimate that does absurd damage

Seriously, he feels like one of the best mages in the game.

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>>164343850
>Fucking your waifu while your husbando fucks you
>Bad

>>164344274
i ended up with 5s anyway and a scholarship so ends, means, etc.

>>164343919
>take photo of answer key before test
>stealthily take out your phone during test and look at the answer key
>copy everything down
>intentionally get one or two answers wrong to avoid suspicion
>>164344271
The word meme is a meme at this point.

>>164344297
>How is Ziggs balanced?
He isn't. He has the Kayle effect: Most people either don't pick him because they assume he's bad, or they don't pick him because they're decent people.

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I love birds

birds are my life

new to the game, what champions should i pick up?

>>164344430
>Fiddlesticks
>Swain
>Azir
>Quinn

How do you get your adc to farm as support? They always want to roam

>>164344430
Anivia is a Bird, Azir is sort of a bird, Swain's ult is a bird, Quinn is a dumb bitch but her bird Valor is pretty cool

How the fuck do you play this game and not want to strangle every person you come across

It's like the biggest fucking scum of the Earth all collude to this one single game, I can't fucking stand it. Even if you mute them, they still manage to just completely fuck your day up.

>>164344430
Azir is an anthropomorphic bird god.
Anivia is an ice phoenix.
Swain can turn into a crow.
Fiddlesticks throws birds at people.
Quinn has a hawk that makes her the fastest character in the game.

>>164343417
Snowday because it's gay

>>164342527
>BADEED

That one was from some high-elo Hecarimjob one-trick. The other two are from Trick2G

>>164344430
>birds

>Swain throws a bird and turns into one
>Azir is an antrhopamorphic bird
>Anivia is an ice bird (has skins to make into non-ice bird)
>Quinn has a bird
>Fiddlesticks throws a bird and has a swarm of birds

>>164344593
Simple anon, you can't strangle them because we all are behind a computer.
If we were all in the same room, dear god we'd all be murdering eachother.

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Games you've had that made you want to kill yourself?
This one, in particular, is bad because Jax died to a level 1 duel against Fiora, TP'd back, and then died almost immediately once again before 3 minutes.

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>Playing naut
>people literally chasing me all around the map
>team mate shows up
>throw a hook at them and stun them
>they die
>flash mastery, spam laugh and recall

How hard do you think that tilts people?

/vg/ vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya

>>164344775
doesn't tilt me as much than nautilus mana usage

>>164344842
WAIT FOR ME
bub

>>164344842
what
do I have to gain?

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least i didnt feed

>>164344981
>has teleport
>0% kill participation
How? Tbh you deserve that loss for letting Nasus go nuts and not following him.

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/vg/ vs /vg/ bets

>>164345156
i was trying to keep nasus top

>>164344981
>none of you guys went in so i couldn't go in
>garen
>0/0/0
>tp
>at least i didn't feed
>GAREN

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>>164342614
>Alistar
>I stole 2 pairs of my friend's wife's underwear

>>164345389
i used tp to go back to lane to farm up
if i cant do anything i will try not to feed

>>164342614
Draven
I fisted a mare on two separate ocasions

>>164345201
And you clearly didn't, he was in 12 kills and you were in 0

>>164343643
Word. pls post more maid nidalee

>>164345539
Why did you fist a mare? Are you a horse fucker?

>get into game
>Evelynn: "well gg.."
>check her spells
>no smite
>I haven't won a game recently because I'm so bad, as are my team
>want to uninstall
>we still win somehow

They weren't even playing particularly bad at the start either.. Wow. Feels good to finally win. It was a pretty fun match too.

>>164343458
moosh

everyone says ER gp sucks and I know it does but is there a way to make it work

>>164345527
protip
tp is for ganking bot or saving towers
if you use it to get back to lane to farm quicker you're using it wrong

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I wanna be lulu's cat

>>164345770
not really my man
I only get it as a 6th item when I'm ahead enough to troll to round off 100% crit with IE shiv PD and then sell cdr boots for swifties

>>164345834
but i can never gank

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>>164342614
Yasuo

Im straight but i dont fap to porn with vaginas

>>164345962
get good you're garen

What are the q times for all the roles? I'm assuming its supp<adc<top<jg<mid

I'm so fucking sick of adc right now but I don't want to be sitting in queue for 10 mins, I'm also a shitter who refuses to play support. Is toplane fun?

How do you gank as shy pre-6?

>>164346071
I'm not sure if adc or top is longer but the rest sounds correct

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>>164342614
Lulu
my love is pure!

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GP bros ITT
>post yfw enemy cock cuntface adc with a bunch of kills shit talks your team and you blow him the fuck up by critting him with a Q after he tried to flash away from you

>>164345770
His usual items (triforce, youmuu's) already gives him 30% cdr. Usually GP's will run 10% scaling cdr runes or just go cdr boots if they don't have them.

I would rather go triforce, youmuu's, swifties, IE, shiv, PD. Though I'm not much of a GP player and I'm just a gold 4 shitter so what do I know

>>164346198
>scaling
oops, not scaling. Just flat cdr

Does any feel exhausted after one or two ranked matches?

I do, I don't even wanna play more ranked after one match. I regularly win, but it's just exhausting. I wanna climb but damn.

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>placed into bronze
>every game is miserable now
I don't even know why I try. This has happened every single season.

it's like normals somehow has consistently better matchmaking.

>>164346312
It's a videogame, no i'm not a NEET.

>>164346312

Yeah, but thats because I regularly lose.

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>we will never have a santa Gangplank
>he will never eat cookies instead of oranges
>he will never have a sleigh drop presents for his ult
>he will never have a candy cane sword and christmas cracker for a gun
>he will never have glasses of milk for barrels

>>164346360
>>164346312
to add: After a hockey game, or boxing match yes, those are genuinely stressful, adrenaline inducing and meaningful. After a video game, no.

>>164346356

I'm about to get placed into Bronze as well..
I know your pain..

>>164346356
Same. I was Silver 2 last season, got placed in Bronze 1. Every game is fucking hell. I'm always ahead of everyone in the game by 100+ cs by mid game, but it doesn't matter because Bronzies will always feed other lanes. And since they're Bronze, they will lose every teamfight.

Even winning isn't fun because I literally have to carry 4 other people. It doesn't help that I'm matched against high silver-low gold but still have Bronze players on my team.

>>164346312
>always happy whether i win or lose
>i just don't feel comfortable queuing if there's a possibility I'll be interrupted

Just feels like I'll never have enough time for the queue, draft, 20-40 minute game, even if I do.
So I'll usually just ARAM or at least bots for the daily win.

>>164346356

What? Bronze games are the best. You can do almost anything down there.

>support pantheon
>top ziggs
>jungle brand
>mid zyra

>>164346356
>get placed into bronze in flex
>having a fucking blast in bronze
I don't know why people say it's so bad

Could be because I main Evelynn and bronze shitters don't know map awareness

>>164346356
Just play one champion, get good with it, and you;ll be out of bronze in a week or two

>>164346521
>being 100+cs ahead by mid game
>can't secure wins
lol, hate to break it to you, you belong in bronze.

>>164343738
me 2 but beware of ditching people right after meeting them, it can hurt your status on your social circle

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Fucking

L O L

>>164346449
> glasses of milk for barrels
in what world do glasses of milk explode

>>164346643
Yeah, 1 champion can easily kill 5 fed ones.

>>164346198
You were right except for youmuus. Youmuus is only good for the active now. Like when you're vs Tryndamere, you get youmuus so he cant run you down and brutally rape you and you can kite him.

Other than that you're pretty spot on.

I actually know full and well that ER isnt really useful on GP I just really like going 100% crit. That being said, if the enemy soloq memelord team doesnt have anything that I need to build armor penetration into (which literally never happens) and the game goes on long enough, I sell CDR boots and get ER and Swifties to go super fast, or Youmuus since the lategame armor pen is actually really nice due to the fact that I only ever do that build when there isnt any tank and im just cutting through base armor. I was mainly talking about an actual consistent use of ER in normal kinds of games, as even when the game goes late I find myself having little reason to go 100% crit ever, or to buy ER at all earlier.
Armor Penetration GP return when? That shit was fun as fuck.

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>>164346683
>Shoot them
>Glass bursts and flies everywhere
?

>>164344160
eyy bb

ign?

>>164346790
That's not how it works you complete retard

>>164346676
>"the first fuck is always the best!!"
>DAMNIT AHRI
im dead

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>>164346557
>>164346583
yeah but I don't have fun without a challenge.

Every single one of my lanes are a complete and utter stomp. Other lanes either feed or stomp, never even. Yeah you can cheese but it's just not fun.

>>164346592
I know I can grind my way out but I just don't want to deal with this promos system. The first season it was implemented I failed 11 fucking silver promo series before winning and then silver was barely any better.


normals just has more even games. Not extreme crushing or extreme feeding.

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>>164345469
spicy meme, friendo

fucking kek'd and saved

>>164346683
>>164346862

Such an autist.

>>164346754
You can surely 1v5 5 fed bots can't you? Should be no difference in bronze. Seriously I made a smurf account and there was no noticeable difference

>>164345989
I know this feel

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>>164346683
When you shoot a glass of milk with a gun this huge it'll explode

Seriously look at the size of that bore.

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>>164346862
How does it work, tell me. I'm curious as to what happens when (You) shoot or hit glass.

>>164346676
Ahri is a slut. In the good way.

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>>164342614
Soraka and I'm quite normal compared to the rest of you

Also I got nothing to share with the class

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>>164346797
that's a secret ;3

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>>164346676
AHRI IS A TEASE
NOT A SLUT

I want to be best friends with graves.

Honestly whats the point in living if you can't have a beer with graves.

>>164347028
>Ahri is a slut
No she's not. Get your autistic head canon out of here. Saying "X champion is a slut" is just a meme, similar to how people meme about Taric being gay.

>>164347090
I'd go drinking with gragas. He seems like a good drinking buddy.

>>164347076
>those eu teeth

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>>164342614
Ahri
My friend's gf makes me incredibly horny. She knows it and always provoke me because I can't fake emotions in this specific situation. I always fap to her after going out with them.

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>yasuo doesn't get bannned
>lose regardless of what side he's on

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>>164346862
>>164346683
>trying to apply IRL physics to a fantasy setting
>not to mention shitting on a brilliant as fuck skin idea

Fucking let the milk glasses explode, dude.
Ever heard of "emphasis for effect" and "suspension of disbelief?"
People like you are the reason we have shitty ass games with "MUH REALISTIC GRAGHICS"

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>>164347090
The point in living is to guzzle Twitch's piss while Zac fucks you both, obviously.

>>164347090
I want to drink beer from Graves' penis! I want to drink his piss!

>>164347378
fuck off

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>>164342614
Ahroo

I'm a crossdressing faggot trap that enjoys the taste of dick. my friends call me gay, but they don't know shit~

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>You will never be a member of old GP's crew

>>164347552
send pics faggot