>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
stupid dumb dotard scum still here in 2017 when 'their' game is for the chinese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVqE9-HMVE
Post what ur listening to
>>164272295
why are you so mad man
Happy new years famtachi
Lets hope its a good year for dota
>>164272438
im sorry
happy new years senpai
HAPPY NEW YEAR DOTARDS LET'S STRIVE FOR GREATNESS THIS YEAR
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
happy saint sylvester you godless heathen
>>164272468
happy new year my man
To another great year for chinese dota!!!
>>164272563
chinks won't be shit when they can't cheat anymore
>>164272562
1. South American player gets a lifetime ban to Valve events for match fixing one match to get some money for food in his third world country.
2. LGD has had complete access to all DOTA 2 data, which undermines even CDEC's TI5 results (second place) as they had EVERY TEAM's PRIVATE MATCH (SCRIM) info
3. LGD has scammed Valve, and Steam users of hats with VPGAME and DOTAMAX for years.
4. Valve hasn't said a thing.
5. Icefrog hasn't said a thing.
Really makes you fucking think
>Universe is mediocre as fuck.
>The most earned esports player ever.
Fucking weird.
happy new year /d2g/
>>164272960
u still gonna play this shit game
nothing change desu
>>164272897
ew wtf
who washes a pig in a toilet full of piss?
this is the most disgusting thing of 2017 so far hope mods ban this
Ok lads, i went out last night and missed all the reddit faggotry, from what im grasping
>3rd worlder stole a positions form a pro player
>pro player left the game
>reddit cried because pro player wasn't there flavor of the month favorite player
Am i missing anything?
Reminder this is the same community of faggots that valve listens to and values
>>164273069
thats how you marinate the meat, retard
>>164273080
>This is what everyone is rioting about
>not the fucking chink who stole 5 million dollars and STILL has access to admin functions on dota 2 which includes BEING ABLE TO MOVE ITEMS FROM PEOPLE'S INVENTORY
ahhhhh
>>164273270
quite, foreigner
valve is owned by us now
Happy new years from GoodEurope!
>>164273270
It's funny 'cuz Icefag has known about it since November and not one fucking word.
I bet Valve is afraid of class action lawsuit
>>164273635
who gonna sue him?
player?
>>164273541
fuck off mountain kike chocolate nigger
>>164273682
Every player scammed by VPGAME & DOTAMAX
>normies
happy new year dotards let's hope SD + Luna gets nerfed soon
>>164273683
Post your geographical region
Are the player numbers still dropping?
Also reminder that when you use fireworks you are celebrating the destruction of the planet essentially the big bnag
>>164273798
whats broken about it?
Was dota killed by:
A) Valves rampant Greed
B) Icefrog becoming a lazy fuck
C) Reddits general stupidity and consumerism
D) Notable community figures that kiss valves
ass over every decision made
E) All of the above
>this ee ember game
LMFAO
>>164274295
it all went downhill when valve started replacing content with reddit suggestions
>>164274295
E.
>>164273798
>>164274295
>>164274341
quack
>>164274295
icefrog got fired after TI4 cause valvegot butthurt everyone hated on the shit tournament on a shit venue that had a no fun allowed atmosphere since they wanted to attract the ESPN audience
The radical changes all started after 6.81 old dota hasn't been updated since 6.83 which means icefrog got fed up and quit to leave off royalties
now they tried the most stupid shit they could possibly have done which is to try to attract other game's audiences didn't work for anyone who tried that with wow nor COD
so its all but icefrog's fault
>>164274967
dleet this
stop
tfw im an oldfag now
>>164274985
>now they tried the most stupid shit they could possibly have done which is to try to attract other game's audiences didn't work for anyone who tried that with wow nor COD.
This. I can't think of a game for which this crap worked.
holy shit this magnus on ee stream
>play fucking retarded 70 minute game
>suddenly decide you want to lose at the last minute and suicide for no reason
What to buy on am when you need to fight early?
>Wake up
>It's 2017
>Still no patch
Uhhh, dotards?
>>164275327
radiance
>>164275324
it was him and the magnus that lost that game. i feel so bad for supports in ee's games.
>>164275394
ee did the most mind numbing retard play when he died to luna autoattacking him but magnus had the situation super laid out to know exactly what was the correct choice and he just went and fed like a dumbass
if he's there with rp when ember respawns, he gives empower, rp into skewer and they all die before even killing the t4s.
>>164274985
>icefrog got fired after TI4
Any proof to that? or did he just stop giving a fuck and let other people do his work
>Even Bdiz bettered himself
>Meanwhile I'm in worse condition than I was when I was watching him lose matches
fug
>>164259295
thats budget kino
why did they change monkey king voice from mccree to this gay faggot
>>164275737
?
that is not the same person
>>164275543
no, just /d2g/ conspiracies
>>164275737
Absolutely based of him.
You in the other hand are a faggot.
>>164275952
isnt Korok in prison?
Why buy vlads on am when you can buy vanguard?
>>164276224
if you are a bad player.
>>164272960
ok thanks
>sheever is literally badsjokz
>dotards have been trying to hide and cover up this fact for years
>>164276189
I guess he got out, he started streaming recently
>>164275952
Literally who is Bdiz
>>164276189
I don't know if he ever went to prison for that whole thing desu, he definitely ain't in now or anything I've seen him stream on twitch some recently
is gender (opposite gender) the new meme of 2017
>>164276431
Robert Tinnes
>>164276476
old meme, and you got it wrong
>>164275737
Did his nose get bigger?
New years resolution: Find a GF(male)
>envy stacking camp to farm
>teammate being chased by 2 heroes pinging ee to help him
>envy empowers him and keeps farming his stack
>minutes later he RP's a chen army to farm it
How can you not love this man?
>>164276590
I'm not autistic, faggot or autistic faggot.
how do you win as skywrath
I've gone positive in every sky game I've played but I still lose
>>164276785
Hope some actual hero takes the space you create
>We can win late game because they have no carries
- Eternalenvy
>>164276537
Just looks bigger cause the rest of his face slimmed down but the nose doesn't care about weight loss.
>>164276590
I don't know about loving him, but I don't hate him desu
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE BEST WAIFU IN DOTARD 2!
>>164276785
yeah I have no fucking idea honestly
hope somebody carries past 15 minutes, I guess
>>164276476
dude that meme is stale as fuck
>>164276983
That's just basic dota though, new year's shitposter.
If you go late with no carries against a team full of carries, you're just going to lose 100%
>>164276517
>>164277106
NEETsexuals?
>>164276785
I play a shitton of SW and >>164276810 is right, the only thing Skywrath does is harassing the enemy, you can't push, defend or jungle effectively, you can gank but your solo kill potential is very low and completely nullified by the following items:
Eul's Scepter.
Force Staff.
Blink Dagger.
Linken's Sphere.
Lotus Orb.
Black King Bar.
Pipe of insight.
Glimmer Cape.
Unless you somehow manage to farm a Sheepstick, then you suddenly can solo-kill anything no matter how farmed it is, however even in games I'm dominating I rarely make it to sheepstick because Skywrath really can't farm for shit.
>>164274295
wheres the option for chink pandering
>>164276785
Go mid and abuse the fuck out of your shrines to harass and kill whoever. atos memestone blink dagon aghs because dagon also gets the aghs split.
>>164277128
that was dota years ago
you don't need carries anymore
this is fucking league now
>>164277206
Stop spreading this retarded meme.
>>164277341
not her but its true
>>164277475
did you just assume my fucking gender
>>164277475
Please explain how.
>>164277475
>her
>>164277475
>her (4channer)
>>164277547
who is this cum plum
sheever will never know I exist
sigh
>>164277785
its me but i im not giving shit for instagram or fb cuz i know how (you) all are
:^)
>>164277206
EternalEnvy just won his game thanks to him having more carries and going later than his opponent.
Get fucked.
>tfw no sing strim
>>164278103
wghatever just keep posting
>>164278297
adeLEWD?
>>164278357
wtf adelaide
>>164276983
?Where are you now EE haters?
>>164278316
no you are going to do lewd things with my images!
stop being naughty and thinking nasty things that youd do to me!
>>164278387
happy new year adelaide
>>164278387
post feet QT
>>164278560
happy new year dotard
>>164275543
He clearly left after 6.83 which is when they started to fuck with the heroes changes
Dota 1 never got any version past 83.
In 83 they tried to homogenize items instead of just ruining the game forever
84 was gold changes and the game made a massive leap in the direction it ended up
the most blatant example icefrog stopped wrking is gyros barrage not stopping
Back in the day he nerfed leshrac edict cause not only it ran fast as fuck but by level 3 being too far out was a free kill for lesh
In 84 they removed gyros barrage cast point and barrage is essentially short range edict
no way it was him
>>164278297
>>164278357
>>164278387
>>164278646
usually I would report you fags but today I'm going to wish you a happy new year
>>164275952
>korok: dude is crushing it
he sure knows a lot about cruching
Happy New Year Anon! Who are you celebrating with?
>>164277972
Why is she so perfect bros?
>>164278968
my good pal sumail
>>164279064
>unironically watching bootleg pptz
baka
Question for d2gen: how to I convince CC&C to be my bf? He is very pretty boy.
Has anyone had any success in this front?
ty in advanced.
>>164279013
tall
dutch
beautiful eyes
>>164279412
wh-
what is this from?
>be le flaming ninja guy
>take level 10 magic amp talent
>kill everyone
wew
decided to turn off my filter since its a new year and we're pretty dead anyway
that was a mistake can't believe this general is still fucking polluted with so many autistic anime/horsefuckers/underageredditors.
>>164279412
i died of a seizure
>>164279680
>>164279680
reddit.com/r/dota2
>>164279648
one of the TI afterparties
>>164279753
I am literally sorry
DOTARDS YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
>>164279843
dont care
>its still 2016 where I live
dotards????!?!?!
>>164280163
hello hawaiifriend
Here's to another year of being the only esport that really matters
>>164280227
i actually live a bit north
>>164280319
alaskafriend?
can someone post the new dota chart
>carries cucked
>dead thread
teammates chart*
>>164280536
IM GOING TO EAT YOU SMUG QT!
I want to play Dota but I know it will be a bad experience today.
>>164280509
reminder to stop picking windranger shes fucking garbage do nothing hero and ur losing your team the game
when is the winter battle pass dropping t-bh?
>>164280685
reminder to keep picking windranger shes the best hero who does everything and wins every game!
>>164280536
>Carries seem to be sexually obliterated
>The thread had come to its death
Really makes my neurons fire up
kill yourself normies
>>164280783
when does chinese new year start
shit down redditor throats
>>164281104
I wish I was a normie
>>164281149
"he sounded like a drop out"- cod normie
>>164281208
what does that mean
>>164281121
28th
valve are skipping winter
fall pass ends in fucking JANUARY and they've confirmed have an event for chinese new year so its just spring battle pass
>>164281275
naw theres zero chance we dont get a pass for chinese event
the pass takes like two hours to make anyways
le king has arrived
>>164280536
>>164281096
>A DotA 2 player role so called "Carry" seem to be having such possibly traumatizing act. It may seem to be identical to grinding of genitalia. However, the other man must watch his wife having a sexual intercourse with this another man, this phenomenon is called "Cuckold" shortened as "Cuck". This verb was intentionally connected to the word "Carries" as to show that the players of DOTA 2 had nothing to do but watch the said role to get sexually obliterated (as defined).
>A thread in "4chan" called "d2g" is a General for DOTA 2. An Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides. As we see, every organism has a total lifespan and had to face its unpredictable end. Despite not being an organism, this thread called "d2g" could experience what a living organism could have. Death is inevitable at every aspect and it is said that such thread is facing its path towards the eternal oblivion called death.
As a human, I have a brain as well as the animals around me. Your brain contains billions of nerve cells arranged in patterns that coordinate thought, emotion, behavior, movement and sensation. A complicated highway system of nerves connects your brain to the rest of your body, so communication can occur in split seconds.The neuron is the basic working unit of the brain, a specialized cell designed to transmit information to other nerve cells, muscle, or gland cells. Neurons are cells within the nervous system that transmit information to other nerve cells, muscle, or gland cells. Basically, at the moment. My neurons have been transmitting themselves throughout my brain making me create such thoughts for the said phenomena.
ADC
>>164280509
>>164280623
here is a real chart of this dota patch boys
>>164272960
rmyt
>pick techies
>forces someone to rage quit
bestest feeling to be quite honest
remember when d2g was having 2-4 threads a day and people would fight who hosts the next thread?
>>164282934
I fucking love the new land mines. No more sitting in one spot for a minute stacking, now the enemy team has to pretend there's a lion ready to finger them in every treeline.
Has anyone got steam numbers to see just how bad it's died?
>nerf this fucking piece of shit faggot 11 times in a row
>STILL the #2 best carry in the game and found in every single 4k+ game
it's time to nerf healing ward, for real.
>>164279680
>needing literal trigger warnings
this website isn't for you
>>164283268
just love the no treads am build
I miss BF/BoT/Daedalus Ember
Why haven't we made a 6.89 custom game yet?
>>164283816
i miss 20mines per pixel
>>164283558
>all the doomsaying turned out to just be d2g being hipsters
WHAT
A
SURPRISE
What hero is this?
>>164285445
Rikimaru the Stealth Assassin
>>164285445
Fluffy faggot king
>>164285445
Lich
>>164284963
you can set up a 3 mine + stasis trap in 24 seconds for 510 mana that deals 2250 magic damage at level 7
even back when mines were 525 damage 10 cooldown, they were mixed type damage, so even when enemies only had 5 armor that was like 400 magic damage per mine so it would take 50 seconds and 1230 mana to set up that much boom
the new techies is definitely the best iteration of techies dota 2 has ever seen, he's never been as strong as he is right now. You can just jungle a fast ghost scepter and max suicide or you can get SR/AB and spam mine traps
>>164285445
Thats not a hero
Thats a grid of six item icons with black borders, centered text below it, four glowing lines of varying length with dull lines extending out of their endpoints to a uniform distance and justified left text and right numbers beside them on a monocolored background
New hero coming next that refreshes cool downs on runes and shrines
>its a "roaming support" duo of mirana pudge who miss literally every arrow/hook
le ebin dendi hooks haha skill shots xD
How do you build Terrorblade this patch?
Do you utilize new hotd memes or do you just do lance stuff like you used to
>>164286429
hotd into mass hyperstone
hyperstone is the OP illusion item of 7.00
Did you raise or lose mmr by the end of the year?
Ilexa!https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa
>>164286959
I hate this meme
Ilexa the Cute
Q - Mystical Sword
A sword made from the bark of a holy tree.
Single target nuke that inflicts enemies 120/150/200/250 damage and heals Ilexa for 100/160/240/300.
W - Look at me!
Ilexa stabs enemies with her holy sword.
Taunt spell that if it taunted 3 or more heroes it will provide Ilexa 120/150/200/250 additional HP for 5 seconds. 450 cast range (same as lvl 2 burrowstrike)
E - <insert skill name here>
Passive skill that increases Ilexa's Attack and Defense by 0.2/0.3/0.5/1% of her current HP.
R - Mystical Shield
A shield made from the bark of a holy tree.
Ilexa lifts her shield and it attacks all enemies within its range (same as W) for 100 damage and decreases damage from enemy attacks by 1/2/2.5% for her and all allies within the range.
Last for 5 seconds.
>>164287065
FUCK OFF
>>164287065
Ilexa is NOT a hero!Or at least not a very good one.
THIS IS AN OGRE BRUISER THREAD NOW
why does lone druid have a complexity level of 3
>>164287154
>>164287198
OGRES??!?!
is lone druid viable this patch?
I saw bulldog play him with all his shit on main hero, is that viable or was he just memeing?
>>164287205
>>164287145
>a literal side character from a comics got more porn than the main heroes
what did they mean by this?
>200 attack range talent on a hero that would rather stay in meele form
what did icefrog mean by this
>>164287208
bulldog has no idea how to play LD and hasn't touched the hero seriously in ages and is just memeing
he was doing utterly retarded ranged builds which is just wrong
heres what a ranged LD carry build has:
>+40% aspd
>+25% mspd
heres what a melee build has:
>+40% aspd
>+25% mspd
>+900 HP
>+28 Armor
>1.5 BAT
>+130 Damage
>Benefits from melee basher
>Benefits from echo sabre
>Benefits more from phase boots
>>164287323
how do I build him then? I like to go aghs because global bear seems really useful
>>164287368
you build him wrong then
even if you went a bear build, aghanims is awful, you spend 4200 and your bear has no benefit at all in teamfights when your hero is nearby
>2017
>UI isn't fixed.
>>164286657
Went from 3k to 4kbut did 400 of that spamming ember spirit veil post 7.00
SF
HOW TO FIX MEEPO AGHANIMS IN 7.02:
Old Aghanims:
>Gives +1 meepo
New Aghanims:
>Gives +1 meepo
>All dead meepos respawn when the first dead meepo respawns. EX. A level 25 meepo will respawn all clones 100 seconds after the first one dies. If bought back, all dead meepos revive
>Meepos now give only a fraction of the gold/xp bounty including effects like track. If you have 5 meepos, each one only gives 20% bounty
rtz has white privilege. He thinks he's better than everyone else and everyone do what he says and build what he says, and go where he says
>>164286959
sauce or this doggo gets it
>>164287749
>be meepo
>buy aghanims
>suicide 1 clone into roshan or whatever
>100 timer starts
>wait until 20-30 seconds remain
>teleport my 4 remaining clones to enemy base and kill their buildings
>they are forced to kill me or lose
>I respawn instantly
>suicide 1 more clone and start the countdown again
>>164287323
i don't understand the melee LD meme. sure you have good stats but you can't fucking hit anything. literally every melee carry has some sort of ability that helps him actually connect with their damage, LD is just a big creep. And you don't even push towers with the hero
jesus christ that ehome lineup is beyond trash
>>164288214
>entangling claws
>primal roar
>echo sabre
>basher
>phase boots
>+40% movespeed
>>164288326
>entangling claws
>rng on a bear with no items to let your hero catch up
>literally a different hero's ability
>inconsequential
>inconsequential
>movespeed prevents kiting
>>164288386
rng on a bear that can blink to your fast movespeed hero to get in free hits and carries a free orb of venom slot
roar locks down heroes like storm and antimage and prevents other heroes from using their escape skills to kite you, during root duration its a straight stun
since when is the echo sabre/basher/phase boots combination inconsequential?
>>164288386
If you fight him, you will lose. He can push pretty well too. The bear is shit post 30 minutes and the hero keeps scaling.
>>164288490
magnus was entirely at fault there
>being so bad you can't exploit MK for your easy mmr
People like this actually exist. I can't fathom this.
>>164274295
Esports autism is what killed the game. Thanks to the chinks and their retarded memepush we got the shitty cumback mechanics. It simply went even worse after this.
Echo Sabre (2650) + Rod of Atos (3100) + Recipe (450) = Reverberation Rod (6300)
>+45 Intelligence
>+15 Strength
>+350 Health
>+100% Mana regeneration
>+15 Attack damage
>+10 Attack speed
Active Ability: Greater Cripple
>Roots the target for 3 seconds
>Penetrates magic immunity
>1000 cast range 16 cooldown 50 mana cost
Passive Ability: Greater Echo Strike
>Causes melee attacks to attack twice in quick succession. The double attacks apply a 0.6 second root and disarm
>Penetrates magic immunity
>5 cooldown
GAMEFAGGSS
GET OF MY GENERAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>164288892
Comeback mechanics exist because the alternative is teams failing to take high ground multiple times and STILL having the advantage because they had the better start.
If your rax push is rebuffed three times, you deserve to lose.
>>164287910
This is a Christian imageboard.Ask me on Steam.http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
The UI is shit but this new Shop is the worst fucking shit I've ever seen AND IT WAS REDESIGNED, it's so fucking awful having this incredibly shit shop, I can barely buy items on this piece of shit and the search option is really buggy.
>>164288892
Fuck you. Team with 5-7k NW had like 95% or higher winrate in 13 minutes or later and they could THROW RAX AT BODIES WITHOUT PUNISHMENT AT ALL.
It was a shit game back then and since you think this was good design you must have not played it
Every single patch has made DOTA 2 a better game overall.
>>164289231
>this new Shop is the worst fucking shit I've ever seen AND IT WAS REDESIGNED
CLICK SHOP
GET GUIDE MADE BY A FUCKING IDIOT
IM) LEGIT ANGRY AT THIS STUPID SHIT
MODULAR UI BASED ON USER'S CHANGES WHEN
>>164289242
>better teams that were doing better won
GEE
its almost like the game used to give wins to the teams that did better
now it just gives wins to the teams that rubber banded the most
>tfw want to get my effigy before the event ends
So I have 1.5 days to
>stun people for a total of 90 seconds
>restore 2500 mana to other heroes
and my choice for the last 600
>deward 6 observers(+400)
>do 25k physical to other heroes(+200)
>get 6 kills with assassinate or WD maledict(+400)
>kill a single hero at least 4 times(+200)
seems kinda annoying since I have to win the match as well.
>>164289321
>>better teams that were doing better won
>GEE
Fucking lol
Do you understand that "throwing bodies at rax" isn't a meme, it was literally what could be done with a little networth lead in 13-15 minutes.
It had nothing to do with being better team. It was awful play enabled by shit game design that allowed teams to fucking a-click rax, get teamwiped, do it again 4-5 times until it had a notable effect on the team playing like idiots feeding themselves all the time.
>>164289231
>removed level up hotkey
>shop needs more than one action to be open
>guides from older patches are still there
>>164287323
You're sort of right, but the ranged LD also has massive range with Lance and the new Talent and a big part is that they reduced the time to change from ult form back into ranged form, so you can actually activate the damage buff in ult form, change back into ranged form and still have like 5+ seconds of the damage buff with sniper-tier range.
It's a meme build for sure and Bulldog said so too, but it's not as bad as you say.
>>164289376
>DUDE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LANING STAGE AND ALL THIS NERD SHIT
>I'M JUST HERE TO PLAY A HERO BRAWLER LMAO
>>164289380
>>removed level up hotkey
Literally why did this happen. Why remove optional option at all? Why?
Why did they remove the stats
Why did they remove distinction between base/bonus armor & damage which is very important in games against stat fucking heroes
Why did they make the new fucking stat thingy (when you hover over the current ones) so fucking large
Why is the HP and mana bar literal life and death nearly out of the screen and very small
Nu'vi will be the most powerful team in 2017
>>164289450
>>164289450
>>DUDE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LANING STAGE AND ALL THIS NERD SHIT
>>I'M JUST HERE TO PLAY A HERO BRAWLER LMAO
Mean while at Boston and Summit mid laning stage was the most hyped part of the early game (pre20min)
You obviously didn't play the game in 2012-2014.
You obviously didn't watch the game in 2016.
Why are you in this thread?
>>164289468
>>removed level up hotkey
>Literally why did this happen. Why remove optional option at all? Why?
It gave the people who used an advantage over their lessers. So it had to go. They want the League players.
>>164289521
Boston was literally all one sided stomps.
One of the fucking worst tourney in doto history, only hyped because muh underdog story.
>>164283307
>give a hero with good spells as a tradeoff for worse carry potential the best BAT in the game
What did valve mean by this?
>>164289403
or you could be a hard carry hero with +250 hp, +65 damage and -50 respawn time, which are all absolutely gigantic
have you seen what happens with techies in lategame when he can just throw his body into the enemy team because his respawn is so short, with bloodstone its usually 1 second respawns several times in a row?
meme talents that barely make the already awful ranged build slightly better aren't as important as the solid talents that make melee build way better than the previous +20 all stats
>>164273635
if he got sued his identity would be exposed.
>>164289594
That has literally nothing to do with your shitpost you stupid faggot
>>164289648
We already know his name is Abdul Ismail.
>>164289670
>boy aren't we glad all those epic memeback mechanics made the game better by removing stomps
>but that didn't work in Boston at all
>OMG WHO CARES YOU SHITLORD
wew
or instead of being a fucking garbage hero like Lone Druid you could be Luna or Sven
>>164289705
>trusting anything Tryndajew says
they never worked together, Tryn is full of shit
>>164289726
That's not what I was replying to in the post. You were saying how laning doesn't matter when mid laning was the most hyped part of Boston and Summit.
>
>boy aren't we glad all those epic memeback mechanics made the game better by removing stomps
>>but that didn't work in Boston at all
So you are basically just shitposting since nothings good for you, ok. Pure starcrumpet retardation.
>>164289812
>that's not what I was replying to so please ignore my previous statements
that's not how it works
>>164289801
It was confirmed by a leaker within Valve as well. He also verified the guy lived at the city where S2 games is located before moving to Seattle or something like that, shit is confirmed.
>>164289739
>sven in 7.00
top haha
>>164289875
If you want to respond to the other statements you reply to them instead of running away with goalposts, starshitter.
>>164278525
>a grown man wrote this
>>164289801
Why don't I just ring Abdul's iphone myself?
>>164289943
>argumentative edifice doesn't hold up
>please just ignore the inconsistencies you guys ah... ahah
The Gosu dota esports awards are now up!
http://www.gosugamers.net/523-ladies-and-gents-we-present-to-you-the-winners-of-2016-dota-2-gosuawards
>>164290319
support duo of the year should have been ppd and zai
Based PPD cutting off the dead wood in his organisation
https://twitter.com/iNcontroLTV/status/815470746340245505
>>164290681
>8
IF ARTEEZY stopped smoking weed, he could be such a good player. seems like he plays high tho, wtf.
>>164289242
>reddit spacing
nice one, here is where we go back
...
Hey!
>>164291003
>the second most wealthy person from DotA
>>164290681
good fucking riddance
allstars was and still is better than dota 3 can ever hope to be
prove me wrong
wew guys
I'm back
wew
so how's christmas been?
>>164291003
dude feathers lmao XD
rod of atos is now core on tinker, techies, disruptor
>>164290681
>incontrol
He was only good with james during james primetime on his channel
>>164290681
>>164291327
But still, he was a good man and lots of fun and stuff
Rip him and idra..
>>164291380
fuck off goeff you obnoxious walking piece of lard
>>164291062
>fat
>bad at the game
>bangs a super hot interviewer
?
>>164290681
I liked him
but seriously what has he been doing for the past years? only behind the scenes work?
reminder this is FIGURATIVELY (it is a team based game after all) Free MMR: The Build on already Free MMR: The Hero
its so broken it WILL get patch there is not much time left so please hoard as much MMR as you can with this one simple trick before it gets removed
So if Liquid don’t have a roster change their lineup won’t be so good for the upcoming tournament?
>>164291886
threy just need a good coach becuase DLF cant captain for shit
after blitz (a shit coach btw) left them they went from tier1 to tiersqrt(88) in seconds
im sure they got someone good by now
>>164291865
If you farm 40k worth of items you have a good chance of winning.
Hmm
>30 page paper due in a week
>can't stop shitposting on /d2g/
help
>>164291696
>>bad at the game
understatement of the century
>>164291996
that sounds like some highschool shit
just tank the essay dude lmao who gives a shit your end grade is an average anyway
tahts what i did, aced all the easy stuff and straight up said i wont do the time consuming things and it worked since lmao average
>>164291947
so? this is still free mmr. if you do this build you will win every game.
reminder that AC is one of the best items in the game and HOTD posters should kill themselves.
>>164291996
>tfw spent the whole year ditching lectures to shitpost on d2g
I'm afraid I can't help you
>>164292246
current hotd is the best item in any iteration of dota 2 so far.
the only thing that comes close to it is i think freshly added glimmer cape.
your AC sucks, hotd gives much more to your whole team.
>>164292246
Amen brother.
is it time for the first wank of 2017?
I think it is lads
>>164292246
before the patch i'd agree with you
now it would be retarded to not get hotd on most right click farmers
>>164292324
can i watch dude its a historic event
>>164291862
leeching off his wife I think
>>164292324
if you don't dedicate your first jerk of the year to your waifu then you're scum
>>164292371
Except if you buy, you know, actual farming items instead.
Grtting pretty tired of the HotD anti mages and shit
>>164292440
it is a farming item
>>164292440
dude you dont understand you can dominate like a satyr and purge enemies lol!
>>164292440
hotd anti mage replaces the need for vlads
>lol u bought vlads?? stupid?
yes you fag
Guess what's the most broken spell in the game you faggots
You won't believe the answer
And you might also not like it.
>>164292616
whats the offlane weaver build
is it still the epic 3 sage masks triumvirate of medalion urn aquila?
>>164292616
weaver pretty much kills everyone. He doesn't even need a deso. There's no time to deal with these bugs in a teamfight and he can just run through and finish off the weakest one
>>164292667
ring of safelane into not going offlane
>>164292757
thats sounds turbo terrible desu familia
weaver is NOT a ricing carry if you didnt gank mid at least twice pre 10min you should pick a different hero
>>164292667
>urn of shit
>shitquila
>medalion of baddeso
>>164292785
no hero is a ricing carry in 7.01.
>>164292785
going safelane doesnt prevent you from roaming and fucking some poor asshole, it just means you have guaranteed farm instead of getting rekt by the enemy carry + a support that isnt retarded
>>164292853
dude ur a weaver how is some shitty safelaner going to do anything to you
you also should dual lane with a tree or somehting like that and make the enemy rage quit
psg here
guys how come i keep dreaming about dota and the community like 2-3 times a week
i've dreamed multiple times about going to some "the summit" style tournament and hanging out with cool pros and stuff
I guess I wish I had become an elite pro gamer in my life
>>164292616
WOW ITS THE MOST BROKEN SPELL IN THE GAMMMEEEEE
>buy poor mans shield for 500 gold
>swarm deals 0 damage
>you can completely ignore it for its entire duration
>all it does is lower armor and reveal vision
>doesn't even deactivate dagger or consumables, it literally does no damage
>>164292748
>>164292826
>not getting medallion/crest and deso
Don't you want to watch strength carries pop like balloons?
>>164292943
but i can make the enemy team ragequit by being safelane weaver and shitting on everyone, not just the enemy safelaner
>reaction kinetics exam on thursday
>can't stop playing normal skill unranked
>>164292953
damage block doesnt work on swarm bugs dumbass newb
>>164292953
>all it does is lower armor and give vision
>all it does
spot the retard
gulag edition
>>164292992
But Weaver doesn't even need safe lane to get his starting items.
>>164292992
i guess, you can go safelane cm and do that
but why would you play in a clearly inferior way?
>>164292953
>>all it does is lower armor and reveal vision
weaver has insane mobility and will hit you 3 times to kill you
>>164292953
does damage block even work that way, because it sounds like you're talking out your ass
>>164293068
>>164293076
i enjoy ricing and being 6 slotted within 30 minutes
>>164292514
No, vanguard replaced vlads.
Same hp sustain, more tankiness so hard to gank, abyssal blade comes 2k sooner
>>164293141
hello time traveler. It's seems you've forgotten that you're in 7.01 not 6.83
>>164293034
>>164293129
go try it retards
swarm deals literally 0 damage to a vanguard hero
>>164293209
i rice and destroy retards at the same time, kills dont give that much gold anymore
>>164293248
you're full of shit
>>164293271
just try it faggot, if you kill someone that isnt on a huge killing spree you get like 3-400 gold
and aoe gold got reduced by a pretty big amount
end thyneself brawlshitter
>>164293248
the way you destroy retards is by limiting their farm while farming
if you can afk rice and win games you cannot play vs even half decent people
the difference between you having 400gpm and them having 300 is enormous, the difference between you having 700 and them 600 is just one lost teamfight away
such an amazing and overpowered spell
oh wait
why did no one tell me lifestealer was such a good hero?
>>164293498
becausehe isnt
>>164293498
he's only good if you have a taxi hero to ride in
>>164293506
but he is pretty good what are you on about
t. lifestealer autist
>>164293506
yeah wellhes fun
>>164293471
>40% phys amp
>the spell is shit guys i swear!
>its just a huge aoe version of slardars ult lolz! shit spell!
The Swarm?
More like...
FREE GOLD LLOL
is DUDE WEAVE shaping up to be the new meme of the year?
>Play a hero so well the enemy team can report you into LPQ/Mute with 0 reprecussions
>/d2g/ thinks the report system is fine
wew laddy
>>164293805
>be swedish cuckold
>play overbuffed hero that people hate to begin with
>suprised when you get reported
hmmm, really made me think
>>164293837
>Playing a hero well is grounds for lpq
t. 2k
>merge 2 abilities into one so you get the same shit at half the level you needed previously
>add free ghost scepter but with slow aura and fountain regen
>40 damage at level 10
>>164293805
people are reporting him because he got cucked at TI by another player and hes overall a very bad image for the game itself
>>164293883
im not saying that my good senpai, im just saying that he shouldnt be suprised seeing ow retarded the average 3rd world subhuman that plays dota is
>>164293471
>he thinks people use swarm for the dmg
>>164294004
Oh yeah, I dont deny that. The Report system is 100% trash
>>164293073
>umaru musa yar'adua
heh.
guys i have not seen a single star wars movie should i do it in 2017
dubs decides the only hero i spam for the rest of the year.
>>164293805
being a faggot that keeps subscriber chat turned on is good grounds for reporting
Can someone tell me how to doom?, even bots kill me.
>>164290681
It is known PPD is a high caliber cuck. The esports scene is such a shitshow, fucking lmao.
>can't authenticate my steam
>my number won't fucking work
g-guys help
>>164293805
>Play techies
>Get punished
Good or bad, since the garena days this was always the fucking case.
Fuck techies and fuck reddit people.
>>164294363
swarm maxing first pick weaver
>>164294528
keep refreshing
>>164294480
go off line
max your health point restoring ability
purchase items that grant your teams aoe improvements of their heroes like vladimir or dominating head gear or maybe vape of knowledge
>>164293581
>>164294032
the swarm is only a strong spell early game when it does so much damage you can't afford to trade hits with weaver during it
but the reason support weaver never became good is because every offlaner just buys a pms anyway, and now not only does it shave 40 damage off every geminate proc, it negates the swarm damage entirely, weaver can't even scratch you
later on it won't even disable blink daggers lmao
>>164294682
it won't fucking work are there other way than this phone bullshit?
>>164294480
Wait for a rework
He's shit and will continue to get shitter as long as this game devolves more and more into a hero brawler
>>164294807
Try messing with the timezones configs on your phone.
Is anyone here with a subscription to Arteezy? I need a favor
>>164294919
doom is not that shit right now, not like hes bad at brawling
sure if you go epic midas lothars he is, if you just tank up and run at heroes hes like badaxe or something
>>164294946
you have to lick my taint first
>>164294958
yeah you definitely need to see the ult as a bonus and focus on scorched earth + infernal blade + creep abilities while going for teamitems and sustain
can someone tell me why I have open dota says that I have 900 more mmr than I actually do?
valve mmr is such a fraud. It's clearly keeping me down
>>164295114
it bases your mmr around players you play with
if you party then its your friends mmr
if you dont then your unranked mmr might be 1k higher than ranked
that happend to me, i calibrated solo at 3.3 and like 10month alter calibrated party at 4.1 becuase i only played unranked games
>playing bounty hunter when your ult is the MOST USELESS SPELL IN THE GAME
literally only gives fucking vision and makes you move a little bit faster LMAO who cares about the money when it doesnt do shit in helping you kill them
it literally does no damage what a trash spell LOL
>>164293073
wow monkey king is overpowered
whats the name of that spell he used to force kotl and naix to stand still and wait to die for 5 seconds instead of just running away safely? because they definitely weren't just standing around watching a target they can't attack ,nobody would be that dumb
>>164295257
yeah but what about swarm man?
>>164295034
:p :p :p Okay, what now?
>>164294546
>Not allowed to play a good hero because other players are bad
rlly makes me ponder
>>164295274
it's called wukong's command
lifestealer was literally bashed for the entire duration
the guy even has stun bars turned onand you don't realize lifestealer is stunned
>>164293953
nec is a garbage hero now, literally does no damage
>>164295512
then get a dagon
>>164295443
what would it take for icefrog to change 1 line in a text file and make it so mk ult doesnt apply fucking onhit effects?
why do the arcana jews let this continue?
>>164295326
what about amplify damage? lol how can anyone play slardar in the offlane
like ur tidehunter, level 6 and you can threaten to solo kill the carry, or pretty much make a guaranteed successful rotation
timbersaw? you can straight up kill anyone with huge dmg
voids the same as tide and etc with actually GOOD offlaners
slardar? lol you just fucking reduce armor its so fucking worthless, just dont get hit by the squishy melee hero LOL what a shit spell
>>164293073
so when exactly did clan_iraq get incarcerated into the gulag and we all just went along with it?
What if there was a passive like mana break, but it burnsXPinstead?
POST MMR GRINDING TUNES
if you have something liek this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK5y4dslqfU then share m8 i have no clue how to look for it
ever since i spam that mindless music i gained like 600 mmr in 2 weeks
>>164295541
>not building ac and skadi on him for the sick autoattack damage with the +40 damage talent
uhhh
>>164295541
then do 400 damage only in a team fight?
>>164295634
Do you think Icefrog would create a hero like that in the modern agewithout giving it a $60 Arcana?
>>164295647
this is what autism in the form of music sounds like
what the fuck is that
>>164295647
>luna picker
ye go fuck urself pal
>>164295632
when he got expelled from playdota he found his new home here
we didnt judge him like they did but just ironically shitposted about his ideas with him instead, and if you shitpost somehting enough eventually people start believing it and here we are today
>>164295634
>a hero that has a passive to learn both talents at 10152025
post em
>10-0 AM 900 GPM got stomped 1v1 by a 2-6 <400 GPM Slark 40 minutes into the game
First match of 2017 wish me luck!
>>164295741
i dont know i looked for ambient music on spotify and this was in that, it was so nice to play with i liked it and started listening to this band and bands like it
it is retarded but its good to play with, it puts you in some sort of autistic state of mind i dont really know
>>164295820
u gonna lsoe
>>164295815
literally how
am is one of the go to carry picks against slark
>>164295820
i hope you lose faggot
>>164295820
I hope you get stomped for posting that horse
>>164295820
good luck!
>>164295632
I present to you /d2g/'s literary masterpiece
One Day in the Life of Stan Irakovich
>The nerf hammer banged new patch notes on the front page of reddit at five o'clock seattle time as always. Time to get up. The ragged masses circledjerked two inches thick in the comments section, a post soon to die away. Too reddit for the metaforgers to go on theorycrafting.
>The shitposting stopped. Ingame, it was still dark when Shukhov had started a game in the night to build vlads on PL - retarded, except for three infused raindrop charges visible from dotaTV.
>>164295876
alchemist on antimages team was actually slakrs friend and let him get 90 stacks or something, all i can think of
>tfw (You)s are back
>>164295780
why did they expel him?
what if octarines stacked additevily
>lost first match of the year
Well, one more year on the 3k shgitter
>>164296061
he was too retarded even for playdota: the home of retarded gulag rejects
>>164296106
talent tree and octarine stacked like that when the patch was new
ember had 100% upkeep cd so they nerfed it in a week, and thats why it will never work like that again
I legitimately don't think I can tolerate playing with Pudge, PA or Slark In every game any more.
>>164296206
random draft mate
>>164296206
>pudge will never get nerfed
>slark will never get nerfed
"just ward their bullshit lol"
>>164296206
>have a positive winrate against both
>retards still won't stop picking them
>>164296284
slark isn't even good. Learn to group up and buy dust shithead
pudge on the other hand tho... .
>>164296345
>buy dust
>he just purges is
t-thanks
>>164296061
they got tired of getting btfod by him in every thread
but its okay they allowed him to come back on a different account becuase only he was powerful enough to battle juice and his circus of muh mid muh ememer menchildren
stop shitposting and rate me
Is Blademail Octarine core on my wife now?
>>164296454
>success
what the fuck is that supposed to be
>>164296496
figures that you dont know it LAMO
Where can I read more about the sneaky chinese stealing 5 million dollars?
>>164296206
I'm starting to miss HoN.
Some of Icefrog's best work was done at s2 games.
>>164296621
delete
>>164296458
ask on reddit about items lol
>>164296458
i always just rush ring of repick.
>>164296621
dude high five bro you got that nerd
Does Valve/Icecuck even bothered with playtesting Harambe King?
>Dindu Mastery changed to ...every fourth attack against a hero double your attribute damage
>150/125/100 CD on Wukong's Rape Party; the slow from Echo Sabre doesn't proc since they don't attack twice.
>5 mana on the Tree Jumping skill
There, balanced
>harambe king
>reddit spacing
you need to go back
>>164296701
>leaving in the ulti kangs procing basher without cooldown
how do you counter bashes?
they literally have no counterplay. Even if you bkb tp out, a slardar or spiritbreaker can rekt you
>>164296809
ward his jungle
>>164296809
you bash them first
>>164296795
Honestly, I didn't know this happens. So yeah this should be removed too.
>>164296809
Just ghost scepter out
>>164296809
halberd of divinity
>>164291865
I can't tell. Is it terrorblade? It must be.
>>164296809
u have to ded them before they reach u
>>164296923
i said the hero is Free MMR not Free Gold for the enemy
>>164275737
still looks like chit
>>164297156
>get ripped
>your face looks worse
woah, this shit is the real black magic
Is brew master any good this meta? Or is he shit?
I am trying to learn something new.
>Somebody actually picks Brewmaster in my game
>It has been so long since I've seen him I have literally forgot he even existed
>>164297449
>>164297452
>21 seconds ago
>20 seconds ago
Spooky.
>>164297449
>>164297452
nani?!
How many games you see lost from apathy?
I swear, the number one reason I see losses is due to after winning a teamfight, everybody just... wanders around aimlessly Or they'll sort of start pushing, and decide it's not worth it because there's one creep near the base or a single enemy tp'd into the vicinity.
As times gone on it feels like people have only gotten more frightened. This is even happening in 5k upwards, games going far longer than necessary.
>>164297449
>>164297452
Dotards?
>>164296646
I am playing HoN right now
fuck 7.00
>>164297539
>Alright boys lets push into their base
>Nah man i want my items and a few more kills to pad out my stats
>no i want the game to last longer im so strong :(
Haven't seen a single tier yet not prone to this narcissistic shit
>>164297759
>video game is made for fun
>stop having fun guys
>>164297759
>Waah someone wants to have fun with six slot hero
>waah why arent you palying like organized team waah narcissist
no anon they're having fun
you take pubs too seriously I can tell
because thats all you have
>>164296458
yeah mjollnir too and shivas and radiance
those 3 + octarine and blademail are the ideal 5 slots with lvl 25
>>164296458
Just late game
Is undying a shit hero? He feels weirdly squishy for s strength hero. What the verdict?
>>164298023
Everybody does fuckhuge levels of autoattack damage now, people literally just turn around and slap your tombstones shit for free gold.
Is there any model/animation viewer for dota2 characters?
I'd like to be able to play a models animation on say a grey or whatever flat color background so that i can record it and cut out the character.
>can report retards only three (3) times
>have unlimited retards on my games]
what do?
>>164298092
>Hero Attacks to Destroy Tombstone: 3/4/5/7
what did he mean by this
Hey /d2g/, how do you play a roaming support?
How do you get your farm and levels? 3K shitter here trying to get better
>>164298156
>>164298226
This item killed phoenix and undying
>>164291865
6 TREANTS?
>>164298160
Pull
Kill
Jew empty lanes
Hide in the trees sapping XP
Stay off map
Watch for enemy movements when crossing the map to predict ward spots
>>164298253
Phoenix and Dirge were dead long before that.
Oh and btw. Dirge is yet another great example of pros being nothing but ordinary players. He was broken as fuck for years with Treads/Armlet and glitched the fuck out being way too strong and not until it was made known for pros did the hero get picked. They literally hadn't even considered him prior to that.
And week or two later he got "fixed"
Someone should split DOTA 2, make a custom game of it now and continue to a more sensible non-pandering direction that isn't dictated by professional player old boy club, but having fun and good times.
What are some good BSJ inspired builds?
>PPD cucking starcraft EG branch
ayy lmao
The many men so beautiful!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rime_ancient_mariner_coleridge_mlc.ogg
>>164298847
>https://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/5lecyg/incontrol_and_evil_geniuses_part_ways/dbv7950/
>hooking enemies in fountain as pudge right before a win
never gets old does it
>wake up
>open d2g
>over half of the thread is filtered
jesus christ i dont even know why i bother anymore, this general is so fucking cancerous
>>164272208
>people actually thought the honeypot player (lil) on the honey pot team (vp) from the honeypot reigon (cis) was going to succeed at a major
>>164299185
Show your filters bruh.
>>164299185
>muh safe space
fuck off reddit
>>164298752
Rush courier into courier into enemy T1
>>164299226
not him but heres mine http://pastebin.com/yyjtnkfL
>>164299785
>muh shit space
why would you willingly waste your time reading the same exact shitposts from the same exact people every single thread?
>>164300021
dafq is this
tfw 8k mmr genius
>>164297868
>>164297818
lmaorofl fuckin 2ks
hes cute
>>164300340
what the fuck man
>>164300340
supermang?
Um dotards what is your favorite hero and why is it Jakiro?
>>164300429
If you call people 2ks that means ur 3k-4k XD
>No EG player streams this morning
Hate that they're all normies and probably partied it up last night, so theyre too hungover to stream.
>>164300589
my favorite hero is actually luna
>>164299226
Not him but you don't just share filters bruh it lets the scum know how to work around them.
It's not hard for /d2g/ though since so many people here are twitch kiddies that migrated when RTZ became popular, shitposters never need to come up with anything new, once you have a good amount of key words filtered you stop seeing them entirely.
>44 hidden posts
>>164300672
girls should be banned
Would this be a good idea or shit idea:
use dota2 rick and morty announcer voices and animate a video of them looking over the characters
>>164289242
how to trigger a carry
>Every single patch has made DOTA 2 a better game overall.
I just shitposted on /an/
I feel a little bad since it's one of the actual good boards (along with /diy,/, /trv/, etc) and not a shitposting board like /vg/, /pol/, or /a/ but there is nothing more reddit than refusing to acknowledge that some dog breeds are shit and aggressive like pitbulls and always trying to blame le owner
so many fitizens in here
feels like home
wow this thread is still up holy shit guys were so alive
>>164300073
>>164299785
>>164299226
Lmao absolutely sad, reddigors try real hard to keep their embassy clean but 4chan keeps coming back
Guys, what if:
-Ranked disabled below 7000 good boy points
-Rate of change in good boy points doubled below 700
>cucks filter things that trigger them, so they can have a safe space
>The filters do nothing to reduce the actual impact to core d2g culture meaning they simply are filtering more and more of the thread over time
>>164301067
This is a banter culture general
/pol/, /int/, /sp/, /fit/ welcome
yapzor/fata stream is p good
>cucks filter things that trigger them, so they can have a safe space
>The filters do nothing to reduce the actual impact to core d2g culture meaning they simply are filtering more and more of the thread over time.
>>164301194
filters do nothing but "oh good lord im too cool for this, imma filter that shieeettttt" something like that
"im born to talk to cool guyzzzsz because im too cool yeah (that) i hate faggots coz im cool"
rather
if you wanna be cool, go somewhere else like socialize coz you're "cool" right?
suck my dick
>>164301462
You seen mindbroken
Seems like the gulag is doing a good job
>Wake up
>boot up dota in dx mode
>Screen glitches like hell and models dont load
>reboot into opengl mode
>game works at 20 fps
>reboot into vulkan mode
>games jumps between 40-60 with a lot of stutters
??????
I used to play dota 2 on source 1 with an 8800GTS and had everything at max with constant 120fps.
How the fuck do you defend this?????????????
>tfw get matched with a 4 stack of peruvian twice
>they all report you twice just for speaking english all game
>get LP
nice game dotards
>tfw friend offers you a christmas present set
>you refuse to accept anything
>he doesn't send you anything
>you can't send anything back anyway because you never spend cash on vidya
suffering
>tfw friend offers you a christmas present set
>you refuse to accept anything
>he doesn't send you anything
>you can't send anything back anyway because you never spend cash on vidya
suffering
>>164301798
I'm ashamed it took me months to realize it was called The Gulag not because of all the angry russians that play Dota but because this is a soul crushing place where the damned come to die and be forgotten
Why are Starcucks so entitled
Literally asking PPD for a good bye letter
wew lads
>>164300073
How bad does it feel being too retarded to figure out the regex syntax?
>>164300073
How bad does it feel being too retarded to figure out the regex syntax?
>>164302205
>PPD too busy setting up RTZs next 4 Assassinations in time for EG to take TI7
That fat fuck has no idea the machinations that are going on in that company since he took over. Give it 3 years EG will own Google and Peter will own all of South America
>d2g cucks csgog
>d2g cucks scv
We're the king shitposters
>there will never be an ET arcana that gives him a badass two handed axe like tauren chieftain had
I don't even give a fuck how anyone feels about valve at this given moment in time. I'd buy that shit and not even look back.
>>164302413
Feels good to be pretty honest with you family
>>164302413
Feels good to be pretty honest with you family
>>164302427
I would literally pay $34.99 for a Skeleton King arcana and so would everyone else but Valve is to afraid of offending all the chinks because seeing a Skeleton in a videogame is witchcraft or something??????????????????? seriously fucking chinks how long until Clinkz is taken?
>>164302205
Why couldn't he just own it like Mike Goldberg.
Now ppd can play it any way he wants. Send a single-word "Bye" tweet, or make it some insincere and sarcastic long-ass goodbye post on the webpage. Or do nothing at all.
I thought deadgaem 2 players were smart because of "muh micro"
attacker team
>>164302578
the one true king already had a special low violence model in china retard
they took him from us because blizzard has a copyright on lordly skeletons
>>164302205
isn't that fat fuck a joke of a pro gamer in the first place? Lets not even regard the fact that sc2 is a joke of a competitive game
>>164302865
"But, but rock-scissor-paper gameplay! 11/11 double rax and cannon rush cheeses! Look at all this micro!"
Geoff Robinson @iNcontroLTV 9h9 hours ago
Give your heart and soul to a team/company and be there longer than almost anyone else.. only to be left behind with no word.
What did he mean by this? Is ppd going to be the next puppey?
Have you guys been enjoying this new wonderful and enjoyable age of Dota 2??
>>164301798
this is the place where i feel comfort and whenever i see people like you it drives me crazy like, why are you even here? Just go be asshole somewhere else fucking internet-chad
Is Team Freedom aka Team BSJ Americas last hope?
>>164303001
oh man i mean who could have ever expected ppd to actually be a jewish asshole what a surprising development
>>164303001
If PPD was a leader of a nation he'd be a dictator.
>>164303078
>Internet-Chad
Not gonna lie this is a good one
Also are you a NEET my coposter?
I won't bully you since you came up with a clever thing. I'm just curious
>>164303001
>Be there longer than anyone else
>Consistently shit
Shouldn't he be grateful he wasn't fired earlier?
Guys how do I chen? Should I focus getting creeps and rush tower? Because I still think they are too paper.
I am really good with visage. But Chen is just... uncertain. Sometimes you get good creeps, then all camps have satyrs and ogres.
>>164303391
Leave the micro skill at 1.
Max the slow, nuke, tank with creep when you tower dive.
buy midas
get some meme stuff like dagon
>>164303375
Source on that? And i think that maybe EG will release a statement saying that they are not going to work with him anymore.
Is shadow Shaman actually a weak support?
Like who are strong supports this meta? I fucking HATE playing ogre all the fucking time but he is the only support that I feel can get anything done in lane and later on. Blood lust is a powerful skill and low mana cost.
Supports like Lion and Shadow Shaman seem like shit because they are weak and frail and easy PA and Slark food. Even with a glimmer or force staff, slark is still going to kill you.
>>164303836
Check >>164291062
>>164303892
Shadow demon
CM
Trent
Visage
Omni
Abbadon
>>164303892
Rubick
This game literally unironically became League of Legends.
You literally have to have a jungler/roamer to gank for your lanes in order to not get shitstomped.
>PPD already kicked that fat fuck Incontrol from EG.
lmao what a boss.
>>164304268
Geoff Robinson @iNcontroLTV 10h
Give your heart and soul to a team/company and be there longer than almost anyone else.. only to be left behind with no word.
GUYS HELP I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
>>164304032
>Cm is a bad hero. Don't pick it.
- ti winner Clinton "Fear" Loomis
>>164304268
Someone post the Incontrol image
You know the one
>AD carries
>spellcasters
>initiators
Are there any other roles in nu-Dota?
>>164303892
All supports are bad versions of Pudge, Riki, and Ogre
LITERALLY NO EXCEPTIONS
>>164304268
>>164304352
Who is he and what did he do for EG, anyway?
I've never heard of him.
https://twitter.com/bdizdota/status/815449731447062528
>BDIZ IS JACKED NOW
HOYL FUCK
>>164304971
I'm sure Gulag has some shit tier excuse to not be jacked.
happy new years
Do you support Team Secret, or do you support Reddit?
>>164305186
My Bengalwascuter
>>164305312
>juliano 2 times
GUYS
GUYS
WHEN/WHAT IS THE FIRST REAL MEMESPORTS TOURNAMENT ON THIS PATCH
>>164305312
??? did Khezu get kicked lmao
>>164305371
104h
>>164305312
Who are these bitches?
>would you date a mentally retarded church girl?
DOTARDS?
>>164305842
Highly successful CS:GO team Cyborgmatt enticed to joing Secret.
>>164295606
and completely render the fucking hero useless late game? So yet another shitty hero that is only good for the first 15 minutes, nice.
>Running around with a empty bottle and no health/mana after destroying the enemy 1v5
>Support thinks its fine to take every rune on the map using their force staffs to beat me to them
I'm just going to feed the enemy several couriers and then afk, I'm going to be /that/ guy.
>>164305975
I already did?
>YAP GOD EXPOSING RTC LIVE
TOP LOL (LEAGUE OF LEGENDS)
>>164304845
>>initiators
Dude, this one is as old as time
>>164306187
you already are /that/ guy
>>164306226
I never though i would see this face in this general
>>164306226
whenever i message her, she ends up talking about gods n' shiet. i am born to spread the gospel the message whatever fuck man.
i felt like she's somewhat cool though because there are times that when she felt that i can't talk to her already because she's on full retard mode and i felt like everytime i touch this girl, god is watching. She goes to copy my personality (the way I move, the way i talk, my humour) whatever and i find it funny.
somewhat awkward, but i still think its worth it, how about you anon? how is she?
>>164306695
>>164306825
a horse cosplaying a christmas deer what a great idea
>>164306825
can you stop posting ugly horse women in my general pls.
>3D lover
I'm gonna barf.
>>164306790
I love their vids really
>I get the 3k MMR shitter on a 9 game losing spree
>Meanwhile I have to play against the 5.7k SF main mid
Has matchmaking gone fucking insane?
>>164306897
so no sheever pictures?
>if dota had lots of testosterone as say football, sheever would be the pass around whore. Imagine that, arteezy.... fuck it even notail ravaging all of her holes. If they were not manlets and not beta cucks.
>>164305987
>highly successful
yes, in female only tournaments
in normal tournaments they don't even beat tier 3 teams
>>164307075
who dat
>>164306748
She was an upper class girl in an all girl's boarding school that didn't think science was more accurate than creationism. She was pretty hot but being a cheery Catholic and me being an aspergers nihilist it was doomed from the beginning. Bit of a prude too.
The entire relationship began after she invited me to dance and I walked off within a couple of minutes.
>>164307121
last night I "james bond" "hamburguer" your sister? I dont get it.
>>164307121
Bond burgered?
>The Swarm now has infinite travel distance
fixed?
>>164307197
Search numberphile on youtube
>>164307121
Pierced your sister's buns
>Females whine about sexism.
>Hold females only tournaments.
really
makes you
fucking
think
>>164307359
>"It's to get girls into competitive gaming"
>reinforce the stereotype that they can't compete with men
How are they this stupid?
>>164306748
>>164307261
amazing blog that i totally read in its entirety
>>164307570
men are just better at certain things, what can we say? women was made to do what man couldnt.
>>164307570
>the stereotype that they can't compete with men
>stereotype
lmao
>>164308041
>Implying most stereotypes aren't true
>>164308172
show me one (1) stereotype that isn't true
Why are peruvians so fucking bad at the game you guys?
When is Trump going to build the fucking IP wall to keep these fucking Internet Border-Hoppers off my fucking US-E games?
>>164306748
>>164307261
were almost same except for im always rejecting her whenever she invites me on something that has "too many people" on it.
its hard to be clever in places where you know some faggot would be looking at you faggotly.
i would like her as a person but i wont ever shove that religion shit up my ass.
thanks senpai, now lets go back being dotards
>>164307359
if this was sports, i would be accepting it nicely but wtf all you had to do was to sit in front of computer and everyone can do that.
why do they fund this shit
>>164308000
>>164307570
>During the 1998 Australian Open, sisters Serena and Venus Williams boasted that they could beat any man ranked outside the world's top 200. The challenge was accepted by Karsten Braasch, a German player ranked No 203 (his highest ranking was No 38).
Granted video games are different and sexual dimorphism doesn't play such a huge role.
>>164308554
must be why there are so many female video games play- of wait
>>164308554
in theory you are just sitting in front of a computer and there should be no difference
in practise though they still fucking suck compared to men
>>164302413
i don't get it
>>164308554
>Karsten Braasch, a man whose training regime centred around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager
Kek
>>164308758
>image on the left is literally not just covered in the word "cuck" hundreds of time
>>164308630
It's something else. More upper-body strength, a larger frame and a more defined musculature doesn't really factor in to video game playing ability. Furthermore most pro players are average or out of shape.
>>164308945
there's more to it
males have lower reactions time on average for example
perhaps some mindset tha pushes toward competition as well whereas female seem content with spamming crystal maiden
>no jenova themed QoP set
>>164300709
>shitposters will bypass filters just to mess with YOU.
USI-lurkers get out.
>>164309076
I think there is also a difference in thinking, like in my experience males have an easier time with logic based things and estimating stuff.
>>164309234
strawman aside, they do, have you not been paying attention to that one shitskin's antics or something?
>>164300709
If you dislike shitposting this much why the fuck are you here
>>164300752
4chan.org/r9k
>>164304845
Every hero in dota is a spellcaster.
Retard.
>deetogay says necro is free MMR
>try it
>it's true
https://twitter.com/canceldota/status/815334066845315077
how do i become alpha like cancel
Why does Rosh completely suck ass compared to Baron, you guys?
He literally provides nothing and his buff basically takes up a complete item slot. It's just complete dogshit, you guys. The gold sucks and it just leaves you open to get dumpstered by an Earthshaker or some shit. It doesn't help with pushing and most of the time it goes to complete waste.
>>164309680
>>/lolg/
>>164309643
not be from the 1st world
>>164308220
>>/pol/
>>164309728
I'm serious, he's literally just an afterthought in most games. At least Baron is a point of contention. I don't even care if the enemy kills him because I know their dogshit carry is just gonna get caught out.
>>164309643
tfw no gf
>>164309791
>tfw peruvian deniers are the reason why DotA is dead as fuck outside of 3rd world shitholes
>>164309791
>>>reddit.com/r/peru
Our guys
@164309680
>why does the boss of the well thought out game suck compared to the one in the game made by a bunch of retards
Gee I wonder
>>164309904
Aegis is necessary/great for high ground pushes in the 20-40 minute range.
Cheese is the item you want for pushes after that point.
what if puck is actually a pos 4 hero and not a 2?
>>164310380
Then Puck goes from BadEmber to BadRiki
>>164310380
Puck is a position 3 or position 1 tho?
>>164310380
>what if a hero who desperately needs a million xp advantage over everyone else and a billion gpm to buy all the ultra expensive items she needs to survive and deal damage is really a pos 4
puck's only viable position is in the shitican
>>164310476
but puck is useful lategame, it can split push well
>>164310615
no? not rly
>she
who even are any of the people streaming right now
why is this game so FUCKING dead dotards
>>164311073
Why would they stream on new years day?
It's a "My team feeds the enemy carry and wonders why I can't outcarry someone with 17 kills at minute 20"
>new hero
>unoriginal concept that every other MOBA already has
>meanwhile a Chinese manager had access to all scrims since TI2 and no-one cares
>Valve is going to be all business as usual and sweep it under the rug
seriously, any real sport and people would be sued for millions and face jailtime by now
>no comfy dotard stream to watch while spending all day in bed
2017 blows.
>>164312239
Chi Long Qua, best dota 2 player this world has ever fucking seen, you guys, is online.
>>164312171
You have been talking about this nonstop for days and even use the same damn phrases ("business as usual", "sweep it under the rug")
Can't you just put it on reddit so you can update it there?
>>164308758
>my wife's son's object
>>164312380
Really don't give a hoot how good someone is. I just want a comfy stream.
>>164312471
I haven't been here in a week, but thanks for the heads up leleddit spacing guy
>Icefrog fell for the "more kills is more fun" meme
>Every game devolves into a deathball by 5 minutes
Why?
>>164312613
it's a free game you toxic shitlord, if we didn't have memefighting we'd only have 1H30 games like in TI3 don't you know?
>>164312593
747dota
Haven't played for 2 years, what hero do I pick?
>>164312938
random
>>164312727
>Drawn out back and forth games that need good lategame decision making are worse than mindless slaughter
>>164312613
its so boring too
all of the meme fights don't even mean anything because everyone's just dead all the time
its 10 minutes of farming 10 minutes of worthless 5v5 headsmashing then 20 minutes of trying to take highground and end the game
>>164313013
ugh i can't even
>>164312982
randoming in 5k sounds like a disaster desu
Does anyone remember that Brewmaster exists or is he so shit he doesn't even get meme complaints like QoP being shit does?
what is the hottest new meme of 2017?
>>164312613
More "entertaining" to watch as a Spectator and the game is balanced around competitive. Making people sit and watch ricing could be boring so Valve would rather have it be Smash Dota Bros Brawl 2
>>164313593
weebs suiciding
>>164313246
He's almost fine.
>>164313593
Its still 7.0
alright guys ember spirit seems to be the hero to spam right now and gain mmr
I refuse to believe anyone would pay for Dota 2 guides written by tier 3 "pros". Nobody does, right?
>>164313246
I think he could be played Fata style with his new talents. Offlane Brew is dumb though
>>164313246
Actually the worst hero in the game. Items are a huge and game deciding factor of the game and Brews ultimate destroys all his items in favor for a stun, a shitty Radiance and a dispel that scales horribly. This forces him to be an aura whore despite the rest of his skills being a pretty decent STR carry.
>>164312613
Yeah it's just not fun anymore desu. It never feels like you earn a comeback. The talents feel more like bloat than depth for the most part. I don't think the patch really changed much aside from invoker and techies.
Defend this
>>164313593
AnimeNEETs necking themselves en masse
How do you defend yourself against a radiance first fucking Slark you guys?
>>164313601
League of Legends barely has any kills and they are the most popular esport by a wide margin.
>>164313884
The game is not balanced around sub 2k pubs.
>>164314067
>they are the most popular esport by a wide margin.
[citation needed]
>>164313246
i still think his major problem is that he just can't lane
his shitty lackluster nuke thats his only wave clear thats scaled to constantly drain half his mana every time he casts it, along with a shitty level 1 10% slow
then the problems with his ult still exists
>>164313771
how the FUCK is a travels->veil->maelstrom->octarine build balanced?
and don't give me the
>b-b-but invisi hero with orchid
bullshit, because he can just buy an euls and he's running around with 500 movespeed
>>164313832
I wish his ult would be reworked to have less base power, but each item in the game is assigned to one of his pandas to make different builds viable and let him scale somewhat.
I don't think Dota 2 was the worst mistake of my life but it definitely was the most time consuming mistake.
It's still interesting to watch but holy hell is the game shit now. Remember you guys do have the strength to quit this rapidly declining chink pandering P2W trash heap.
>>164308000
trips dont lie.
Okay dotards you have one (1) minute to name me one (1) hero ability more boring and uninspired than Null Field.
>>164314103
And how do you know the faction winrate is balanced at 5k+?
>>164314130
Aoe stuns
Blink/invis + orchidarc warden
>>164314313
Vampiric aura on a skeleton
At least null field is thematically fitting
>tfw just bought myself a 5.2k account for xmas/new year
Feels good man. No more 3k shitstains in my games. I'm finally at the MMR where I belong.
>>164314313
Arcane aura
>>164314716
Enjoy shitting up games on your way back down to 3k
>>164314716
holy shit pls dont let this be real
>>164314354
how many blink stuns are there that ember won't easily dodge
if you go hex he'll just get linkens
>>164314716
3k is the worst bracket because it is filled with people that think they can make it to 4k and they try so hard and blame every lose on their teammates, failing to learn from their past mistakes. Their bad habits are already engrained.
>>164315089
that sounds like every bracket
>>164313246
>QoP is shit
Reminder they still haven't fixed the gamebreaking arc warden bug.
>>164315171
4-5k is normal tho desu, filled with those with good knowledge of the game and not a feeder every couple games. its comfy.
>>164315554
>good knowledge of the game
>>164314716
How did you buy the account? How much?
You have 30 seconds to explain how this is not a right click carry
>>164315470
>implying icefrog didn't create arc warden as a secret weapon for the good to punish the bad and will never properly balance him
>>164315860
?
the term is adc
>>164315470
Which one is that?
uuuumm DOTURDS?
when does your shitty ass game get harder?
its so fucking easy just pick strong champs and win you dont even have to grind for runes or anything... i swear league is like 10x harder than this shitty game it feels like im playing in slow motion
>>164314067
nobody watches the league of lel esport anymore, it's all gooks now anyway
>>164315860
Would help if you told us what hero has these talents.
>>164315860
Not all heroes that use powerful basic attacks are carries
>>164316201
>you dont even have to grind for runes or anything
What?
>>164316201
>luna spammer
I'm feeling sick senpai
>>164316226
>jinada
Pls go
>>164316226
>-5s jinada cooldown
Apply yourself.
literally all of my games are won in 15 minutes and followed by 20 minutes of waiting to be strong enough to take the high ground
I'm done with doto for now
>>164316414
>>164316350
You still should have just said who it is so people didn't have to look it up.
>>164311073
the next year just started
give them a break
what skills do you max on a support necrophos
>>164316610
>support necrophos
>>164316495
The point is you shouldn't even need to look it up.
>>164316610
heartstopper repick into a real support
>>164289468
>Why did they remove the stats
because confusing knowledge is toxic, quack quack!
>>164316690
Sorry I don't sit around memorising every single detail in Dota. Most people refer to spells by the keybind anyway.
>>164312171
>scrims
the what?
>>164289984
fucking liar
we know icefrog uses a steamphone™
>>164316804
I think you're in the wrong thread, buddy.
>>164316804
>Sorry I don't sit around memorising every single detail in Dota.
No one fucking does this.
Dotards!
if you could have 1 ability from any hero, what would it be?
>>164317206
Exactly my point.
>>164316804
>most people refer to spells by their keyboard binding
Literally easiest way to detect if you are a shitter or not
>>164317290
Rot.
>>164272960
>AAAHH GRILL
>>164316495
>wah please spoonfeed me
>Rubick gets infinite life from death pulse
Surely now Valve will patch the game?
Happy new dota year
Let us all be civil and respectful towards each other
>>164316804
>reffering to a passive by a key you only press on level up
>>164317290
Greevil's greed
Because I'm a jew.
>>164317487
care to elaborate?
>>164315470
WHICH BUG?!?!?
>>164317487
Lol what?
>>164317543
It's the position. Everyone knows Q is the first spell, E the second and so on. Guess you could say first/second/third spell but it's wordier.
>>164317465
what I would give to be her bf
.....
>>164317609
Since there aren't that many creeps or bounty runes IRL I guess you'd want to make it count when you first find some. Would be hard to chain though.
>>164317752
What about heroes like beastmaster? Do you refer to Inner beast as E? Would you refer to morphling's hybrid as F? Using keybinds to refer to abilities is a sure way to detect a LeL refugee.
>>164317290
permanent invisibilty
or lvl? death
As a support invis hero like BH, Riki, Treant etc. where you are the sole invis hero on the team and the enemy team spends heaps of sentries to fuck you over.
Is it worth purchasing sentries yourself to counter this? I mean technically speaking it doesn't benefit anyone other than yourself on the team?
Am I overthinking this?
>>164317290
Tempest double
PPD!
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/815660761775099904
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/815660761775099904
based Peter, InCholesterol BTFO
>>164318318
>Ricki still there
YES
>>164318285
Yes, you should be buying sents as invis heroes. If you don't know where you can move safely you'll explode and your support can't afford to sent all the spots you need.
>>164318067
Nah, I guess I usually say "your aura" or "passive" or something. And then I say ult for, well, ults.
Whatever works really the point stupid to waste time just to be a pedantic shit saying >Slardar use your Corrosive Haze so your Bash of the Deeps does more damage! *tips dota fedora*
>what?
>he means ult boosts the damage of your passive
>then why the fuck didn't he just say that?
>>164318318
tldw
>>164318067
The guy was clearly backtracking and trying to make excuses for being a shitter.
>tfw nobody streaming
>>164318464
>tldw
>1m50s
off yourself underage
>>164318409
>those assravaged SC2 numales in the comments
>>164318609
What's a numale? Is that kinda like a beta cuck?
>>164318569
I'm not underaged. I have ADHD and I can't find my pills.
>>164317290
heartstopper aura because you stole mine bay
>>164318551
>tfw im unironically watching pflax stream because there is literally nothing else.
And people said 2016 was bad...
>>164318793
the only medicine you need can be administered by a gunshot to the cranium then
>>164318705
Fucking google it.
>>164318551
but I'm streaming...
First day of NoDota 2017
we can do it!
>>164318705
It's someone /pol/weenies don't like so yes.
>>164318820
>bay
>not having your autocorrect set to Welsh
baka desu senpai
>>164318960
Are you also doing NoFap 2017?
>>164318960
NoDota includes all dota streams and forums
>play carry
>if the lane is easy support just stands around doing nothing leaching xp
>if the lane is hard support just gives up a couple minutes in to attempt some piss poor ganks while I get bullied out of lane
How do I solve this issue
>>164319262
is it child abuse to feed ur daughter ur own urine in a can
>>164319262
use your mic and tell them what to do
im playing duoq with a friend and weve gained like 400 party mmr in 2 weeks, its much more fun than solo at least in my acc buying heaven bracket
>>164310597
>she
>>164319328
yes
>>164319262
>let me pour that liquid carbonated sugar into the sink and feel it with regular liquiq sugar
>there much better
https://twitter.com/EvilGeniuses/status/815660761775099904
ppds ruthless
>>164319328
Something is only a crime if you get caught.
>incontrol will finally fall into irrelevancy
2017 already starting on the right step
>>164319714
baed PPD shoving the trash out.
>>164319778
>>164319714
ppd firing all the white people at eg
>>164319381
>party mmr
>>164319778
>>164319714
never payed much attention to starcraft
was incontrol disliked or was he just a lackluster player? I remember him from doing stuff with james a while back and he was good fun
>>164319987
hes like the wagamama of sc2
>>164319987
he was never a pro player
just some shitty caster that hung around forever
>>164319987
imagine mufc or whatever team it was that went 0-14 at TI that didnt disband and continued to 0-14 their every lan
thats incontrol
>>164320076
except that waga is actually good at the game he plays
>>164320290
lol
>>164303892
shadow shaman is an old hero from a forgoten meta, his simple and efficient concept of support doesn;t live with newer patches introducing all these meme and convoluted mechanics
>>164320290
lmao
>>164308321
lul
>first game of 2017
>captain's instalock wukong feeds 0-5 in 20 minutes
WEW FUCKING LAD
>>164319328
I don't believe so.
>>164322552
>playing captain's mode in solo queue
why do you people do that to yourselves?