Crunchitize Me Captain! Edition
Previous Timeline: >>164094782
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Chara burpfic?
First for I LOVE YOU-CHAN
>>164144750
>you will never crunch on Chara's delicious loli body
How do you cope?
Blep
having a loving brotherly relationship w/gote
are there any fanwork charas actually worth a shit
each seems more unbearable than the next
>>164144919
That looks like snuff, with the angle of the neck...
>>164144890
>you will never crunch on Chara's delicious oppai loli body
How do you cope?
>>164144962
The caretaker au is interesting.
I found myself following it even though I utterly hate Chara.
Did someone say CRUNCH the kiddo?http://under.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6054
>>164145010
yeah thats becuz they went C R U N C H
>obsessing over a loli
>when theres a cute fluffy goteboi around
>>164145080
Tell me again all about how hard vore is better.
>>164145165
>liking boys
Fuck off faggot.
dont look
>>164145010
Do you want it to be snuff?
I've never gone all the way into edgy snuff territorythat I've ever posted
http://frickanon.tumblr.com/post/155163817894/i-feel-like-im-regressing-in-art-like-as-i
Lol
Do you think UT would have reached the critical and popular success it did if its story was that of Storyshift?
What would the reviews for it be like?
>>164145165
It's charafags, you know you can expect just about anything from them.
mkid can't open his christmas gift very well
oh no........
>>164145267
you would still fuck the gote anyway so who cares.
except now its full on pedophilia and not pedophilia half the time
>>164145258
why did you post that here
>>164145258
i feel the same way right now
>>164145257
Hell no. Snuff is awful. I'm just asking for the angle of the neck to be a bit less....broken please.
>>164145045
oh yeah, that one's not too bad so far
mostly because the focus has been less on chara and more on frisk's repeated puzzlemurders
So /utg/, what are you up to today?Personally, I am playing Catlateral Damage.
>>164145450
Post your art.
>>164145463
The puzzlemurders are pretty telling of Chara's personality and intentions, though.
>>164145165
we cant all have good taste i guess
/r/ing an Alphys version of this
>>164145514
Resting on my day off. Getting swole for this goat. Playin vidya.
>>164145167
It's not, really. It's just what Chara deserves.
http://under.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6055
>>164145536
no all youre going to do is bully frick
>>164145459
Aight
>>164145556
right, it's indirect storytelling, which is beyond a lot of other content creators' grasp apparently
but who knows, maybe we'll get several updates consisting of nothing but chara monologuing their dastardly plan while frisk dies of pie poisoning or something
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>164145653
Why would I bully Frick when I'm asking you to post yours? Frick is cool.
Why should we care about this rando? Who cares?
>>164145080
>>164145643
>vore
>its sans
may as well not exist tbqh
>>164145730
No!
comfy
>>164145621
Nice nice, I hope you have a good day off, anon.I would also like to get swole for my gote.
>>164145713
At least it would be funny.
>>164145514
Just ordered pizza for dinner, and I'm probably going to head to bed in an hour.That is, unless someone starts streaming.
>>164144750
>Crunchitize Me Captain!
Made me kek, this Chara OP gets a pass.
>>164145730
But can the Spider host a monster version of "Whose line is it anyways?!" With guest stars Mettaton, Undyne, Gaster and Mkid?
>>164145080
>it's not even well-drawn hard vore
Stay cozy, winter is cold.
>>164146009
>Mettaton
>Biggest star in the Underground
>Gaster
>Literally doesn't exist
Those two might be too high profile for season 1
>>164145267
Undertale succeeded by having a nice family friendly story with an undercurrent of absolute misery for people to latch on to, while Storyshift just has family friendly stuff and then takes that misery stuff to the surface in ways that just make the characters look like idiots and drama queens (re: Asgore wanting to kill himself and leave his wife and children after spending all of Hotland just being perfect and extremely helpful, Chara trying to kill themself because the goatfam was just "too good to be true?!?")
Furthermore, since there's no real conflict, seeing as all the boss monsters are all nice and have no real motivation besides saving the human, and by Hotland all the monsters seem to be rooting for you, the whole thing about going through New Home and having to fight Asgore or Sans or whoever would fall completely flat. This also kind of ruins the whole making friends with people that just tried to kill you and finding out they're really just goofballs thing the dates do.
>>164145514
Contemplating masturbating to gay shit for several hours until passing out at around 6AM. Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.
U N D E R T A L E
>>164145643
This is better.
Sans is safe from inside, right?
>>164146197
Post punished /utg/
>>164146197
It's well drawn compared to everything you do.
But you already know this. Not sure why you'd make a comment with obvious callout weakness like that.
>>164145514
Watching Star Trek, thinking about how cool captain Sisko is.
Fortune favors the bold indeed.
How does storyshift write around the boss monster soul escape requirement?
>>164145514
My thighs hurt like hell from training and I drew some UT stuff. Probably gonna go to bed.
>>164146202
You too anon!
>>164146634
asgore keeps offering to kill himself and give you his soul, despite not doing anything nearly as grief-wracking as his serial kiddocide in the actual game and having his wife and kids live above ten minutes away
>>164146634
He has a bit where Asgore offers to give his soul. In a timeline where Toriel and his children are all right there, and in which the Amalgamates are all released and out in the open.
Even Alphys at least had the decency to have the Amalgamates in her closet AND the guilt of Undyne and/or Mettaton's deaths to push her over the edge, right?
>>164145514
eating spaghetti and arting
>live with goat dad
>goat mom comes and spends time with the two of you on days when she isn't busy as well as holidays
>slowly but surely goat mom starts being more civil with goat dad, mostly for your sake
>goat dad tells goat mom about the promise he made to you in the castle
>goat mom and goat dad finally start working together to put the tension between them aside so that the three of you can be a family
>they don't get back together right away, but over time they do start to put the pieces back into place
>>164146362
>>164146437
Nah
>>164146762
>>164146824
Then why do you even need to fight Sans?
>>164146924
Thanks senpai.
>>164146623
Oh I'm gonna be pulling some legs all right.
>>164146623
What's with the clothes?
>>164146623
>Thick legs and a comically voluptuous body on Muffet
>They gave Muffet Chara characteristics too
Why would they do this? Just to insult everyone possible?
>>164146945
it's really unclear, i don't even think the author knows anymore because we're past the Judgement Hall and Sans still has next to nothing said about him
best we get is "well he's between you and the barrier, so hope he'll let you leave if you say pretty please?"
i am genuinely looking forward to the True Lab just because i want to see how badly the author cocks up asgore's Terrible Secret, his characterization is the second-worst thing in the AU next to everything about Chara and it's been totally inexplicable so far
>>164146623
T H I C C
Are we posting spiders
>>164147060
>>164147078
AU where you play as Muffet instead of Frisk, genocide is optional so they put her in Chara's clothes too. The thick is just a fetish thing.
>>164147206
You got it.
my name is asriel dreemurr!
>>164147350
Man those aren't even bones
>>164146824
>>164146762
Then what drives the plot?
In canon you need Asgore's soul to escape, he needs yours to escape, that inevitable confrontation was the goal.
Why visit Sans at all?
Forgive me, I haven't read storyshift.
Does Papyrus tell you to tell to him or something?
>>164146907
this is basically what happens in CourierNew's fics with some parts rearranged
>>164147350
Link to that AU? Or name?
I wantinsidePapyrus!
>>164147350
>>164147330
The spider is not for sexual!
>>164147350
Kek at the size of that tongue on Sans.
>>164145831
The spider's cuteness is immeasurable!
>>164146009
Sure! Start it out with "Props" for maximum ratings! Everyone will love the props made with real spiders!
>>164147330
You want me to?
>>164147387
Underage pls goPlease... For your own good, stay away from this hell.
anybody have one more low effort, simple request?
post stuff you don't remember saving
>>164147556
>immeasurable!Because you can't measure something that doesn't exist!
>>164147394
Are these bones?
>>164147482
I think it's a one off thing but the artist @lil-mizz-jay has done other muffet stuff.
>>164147578
shotagote pantsu
nice
>>164147578
please draw ice cap for me!
>>164147414
it's okay if you're confused, people who have been keeping up with it don't know what the fuck either
The short version is that the author is obviously making up the story as they go along. It started with a simple role-switch like Underswap, but when Chara and Asriel were introduced the AU's popularity fucking exploded and the author never really recovered from it. The plot became all about Chara with the actual story about escaping the underground being treated as an afterthought, Flowey's personality was retconned to be more like Napstablook's (thus removing all agency from him, since he's not even malicious anymore, just depressed and passive), characterizations became more and more fragmented from Toriel onward.
The New Home story was barely even coherent because the shattered-family angle is gone and Napstablook and Mettaton have no connection to any of the characters you've actually met, and all the phone calls now consist of Chara haranguing you for being human, while the world's backstory was rewritten to justify Chara's angst.
Storyshift's literally lost the plot, there's little reason to read its updates now other than to go "ffs, what will they fuck up next"
>>164147578
Mettaton ex!
>>164147737
>Ecto-tits
Aaaand you lost me.
>>164147737
>>164147350
Is sans gonna eat Frisk?That would be so hot.
>>164147737
>lil-mizz-jay
I thought it was that one. Cheers.
>>164147578
Papyrus eating Sans because now his brother's gone and done it
but Sans still doesn't care
>>164147556
In that anon's defense, it had measurements before the retcon.
>>164147807
I wonder why this au is even still popular...
It might be that even people who say that they're fans of it don't actually follow it, but instead just draw endless art of Chara and Asriel.
Which characters in Storyshift kind of worked in your opinion?
>>164148315
Never read it so idk
I'm going to write a MfriskXFloweyfic when I get back from delivering
>>164147953
I appreciate when you cancer post with me MSPG.
>>164147967
No, vore is shit.
>>164148368
ill read it
dont let me down
>>164148315
Skelemom Papyrus was cute.
I actually liked Storyshift before Chara was introduced (and before the recent rewrites).
>>164148315
asriel was harmlessly cute, which isn't terribly exciting but still endearing
papyrus-as-caretaker wasn't too bad either, and if anything his relentless optimism made it a lot more believable that he'd let six kids trot off to their deaths, just because he didn't want to believe his brother was capable of killing them
>>164148471
I promise nothing
>>164147807
chara stans are fucking idiotic
>>164148263
storyshift is a reddit original and r/undertale is one of the few surviving communities left for this fandom so it still gets consistent exposure
it helps that reddit is Charafag Central, which might partly explain why storyshift became so obsessed with the rosy-cheeked little shit
>>164147578
Do you want to draw Hydra bro too? I can't get enough of the bottom left face
>>164147710
No! It's because any measurement device breaks from the sheer magnitude of her cuteness!
>>164148171
Oh, right. Still, it was enough to destroy the sun multiple times over, therefore she is indeed cute.
I keep trying to see if I can link Mettaton/crit and Napstablook to the other characters in Storyshift without going into shipping territory. Is it really that impossible to do so?
>>164145730
The baby spider having fun with her rattle!
Taking away the baby spider's rattle!
The baby spider crying!
>>164148407
>vore is shit.
But it's better than rape.
>>164148315
asriel seems ok if lacking depth and screen time and papyrus' section was alright.
>>164147536
See I want to enjoy things like this but I can't into it because of Sans. I just can't find myself very stimulated by that short skeleton. Which is a shame, because there's loads of related content. It's like a paradox, or something.
>>164149079
>devouring someone
>better then fucking someone
the delusions of vorefags are retardedly amusing
>>164149079
Vore is ridiculous, but rape doesn't require a big suspension of disbelief, so I guess it is worse
>>164145514
Bought a Google Home
Have been fucking around with it.
Just went to eat at an Irish pub
Now at home and listening to QOTSA
pretty goodother than the fact I have a funeral to attend tomorrow
>>164148921
Well, there's Alphys, I guess, but she's in Napstablook's place so she basically can't be relevant to the overall story at all. Maybe Undyne, which could explain why she's so pissed about them dying, but then again that might just be the writer going out of his way to write Undyne as basically totally insane like how she is elsewhere.
>>164149167
you want to enjoy shota rape?
>>164148315
Paps is fine, Asriel can be cute and Toriel is fine on the date and after
>>164147387
alright on your knees babe
>>164149441
Well, I'm not that picky and selective.
>>164148952
Recovering the rattle from the bully!
Giving it back to the spider!
The spider being happy!
>it's a "my fetish is better than your fetish" and cringe posting thread
>>164145514
Just finished playing some tf2 to avoid doing something productive.
>>164149310
Sorry to hear that bad news. The Home sounds interesting though.
>>164149673
kys
>>164149730
Speakers on the thing are surprisingly nice.
Not really useful but quite fun to fuck with and yell at.
>>164149754
What a lovely goat
How would you rewrite Storyshift to make it better?
I would either:
>Have Chara attack your right out of the Ruins, Toriel be a 'think of the children' type who thinks you're a danger to MK, etc - make all sorts of changes to increase the tension and conflict in the story
>Put Gaster as Flowey and have Chara perform more or less the same role as in canon, just rearrange things differently to begin with.
>>164149764
oh great, the /llsifg/ shitposters are here
>>164146202
>>164149310
What kinds of stuff can you do with a Google Home? Like turn on tv/music kind of thing?
Ah right, I remember. Who's funeral is it, if you don't mind me asking?
>>164149441
shota rape a best
>>164149310
>Google Home
Googles making houses now?
>>164149730
Heh..Same. ;_;
Also, dem legs.
>>164149936
give asriel the phone calls and some neat dialog and let chara have less screen time and stop whining about killing themselves all the time
that's all i want
Chara's butt!
>>164150062
>What kinds of stuff can you do with a Google Home? Like turn on tv/music kind of thing?
Yeah just that kind of stuff pretty much.It's my grandfathers funeral, had a brain tumor and 2 weeks into chemotherapy/radiation he got pneumonia and he died.
>>164150147
yeah man and they watch everything you do it's f*cking epic i love the botnet
I got a few panels done today.
This party is over
>>164150238
stop teasing me daddy. i can't wait to see it.
>>164150169
>>164150216
say "google, play harsh noise"
do it faggot
>>164150216
Rip my nigga.
Sorry for your loss.
>>164150395
cool shouldertit
MSPG is a real pizza
Pizza shit.
>>164150550
nice one bro but now im hungry for pizza
>>164150385
>No Battlefront mod with Undertale Characters
DIRECTOR CHARA HAS JOINED THE OFFENSIVE.
rem-
remember priest!au anon?
>>164150169
>>164150216
Oh wow. I'm really sorry to hear about that anon. Hopefully he lived a good long life before that happened. Keep his memory in your heart, always.
>>164149935
Lovely, lovely goat!
>>164150216
My condolences anon
>>164150705
yeah i was gonna kiss her
>>164150238
Great!
>>164150706
I admire the curves of this artist
>>164150419
well
it's harsh noise!fuck you
>>164150784
Yeah, he lived to be 76 iirc so he lived a fairly long life.
Surprised he was able to live this long, he had cancer earlier in his life too and they did an experimental surgery on him and it extended his life by 13 years.
>>164150964
You're not the only one.
>>164150705
What happened to them?
>>164150989
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OaBwfVV4c
>>164149912
Cool! If I didn't have an Echo already I probably would have bought one. Its tricky for me dealing with the cloud music hosting so moving would be annoying.
>>164150152
How many hours have you sunk into it? Until halloween I hadn't played in some time, but here I am again.
>>164150550
I'm a lot of stuff anon but not a food product
I bite back
Chara's HUGE, plump butt!
>>164151280
angstrom has drawn that i think
>>164151204
I was considering buying an Echo but I don't use Amazon for shit, I tend to use the stuffs Google offers way more. So I just ended up springing for the Home.
Is the Echo nice in your experience?
>>164151280
>>164151204
Oh I'm not playing tf2. But I am avoiding doing something productive by using vidya.Still playing Catlateral Damage.
Chara'scomplete and utter absence, or better yet, non-existence!
>>164151280
Don't have one with a better angle. Sorry.
>>164151417
chara is not gaster
>>164151280
>>164151315
http://68.media.tumblr.com/de35b736df91c9d03a108576caaebab1/tumblr_oiu8mcH4dp1ti6cxjo1_1280.png
>>164151216
That's pretty hot.
>>164151491
H-hot.
This cute fluffy boy!
this dad a cute
CUTE!!!
>>164151625
this mom a cute
CUTE!!
>>164151491
lmfao why
>>164151463
Fine then.
Charabeing a part of the backstory and also fucking dead, never to return in any form corporeal or non corporeal!
>>164151678
This looks NAUGHTY!
>>164151084
>>164150912
it's so cozy without content creators
>>164150989
That's pretty remarkable actually. He got an additional 13 years more to live when the odds were against him. I hope the funeral goes alright for you pal, just keep in mind the good times and positives.
>>164151842
you couldnt be more wrong
>>164147760
Chara's ludicrously massive tits!
>>164151805
because we need more thicc chara
>>164151842
No it isn't... ;_;
>>164151973
You sure are horny for Chara tonight.
>>164151842
I miss content
>>164151973
>>164147858
I have never drawn him before so this was tough
I want dadgote to fuck me and be all mean! Rough!
>>164147330
spider has cute feet
>>164152104
This guy's art always look like he drew every bodypart individually, then pasted them together
>>164151972
he's amazing. thank you!
>>164152154
I've been feeling feet lately and I'm scared for myself, such an odd fetish.
>>164152287
>feeling feet lately
Whose? How were they?
>>164152287
the people in the white coats will be waiting for you
>>164152287
guys who like feet are always kinda weird but they can be successful anyway like tarantino
Sorry it took so long to respond.
>>164150386
Alright I'll try doing more. Thanks anon!
>>164150946
Thanks anon!
>>164152370
Feeling feet as in liking them, not actually touching. Whoops.
>>164152371
Huh?
>>164152401
It's not like a fixation, just an option I never really considered.
>>164151972
Cute
The Shepee is an incredible device that allows ladies of all ages pee standing up, without removing clothing. It's easy to use, discrete and convenient.
>>164151350
I like the echo, but I only really use it for music/radio streaming. If/when I no longer have prime I may sell it and buy a home. I would like some of the features google offers, but the trouble of moving my music library there, and not being familiar with the google play music store mean I didn't do it last month when I renewed with Amazon.
>>164151387
Yeah gotcha. Last weekend (2 weekends ago maybe?) was a blur of sleeping 12 hours a day, ftl, and other bs.
so which is really the best ship?? is there a bad ship?
i may have a weird furry fetish but golly at least i dont like feet
>>164152287
>>164152518
I dunno about anyone else, but as far as I'm concerned, it's kind of like a completion of the leg. It's also very indicative of femininity. Look at Muffet's tootises for a sec. They're pretty cute and girly aren't they?
>>164152518
That's alright. I got what you meant. Here, some more feet, you sick perv.
I'm not into feet myself, at least not yet. What is it about them that you find growing on you now?
>>164152635
Objectively the best.
Chara/Papyrus gets an honorary mention.
>>164152127
And it was good.
>>164152679
Once you're on 4chan long enough, you become numb to it.
I used to freak about about both, but now i have nothing against either and even find them hot on occasion.
>>164152635
Oooh boy...
Hear that? You just opened the gate to hell.
Anyway, worst ship is anything that ship adultxchild or anything incestual or anything with Chara.
Best ship is open to interpretation. And I'm not going to hang my faves out here for people to attack right now.
>>164152701
You were helping until you said tootsies.
>>164152708
I don't know really, just another way to get off is appealing I guess. I'd rather touch her butt or thighs though, I'm not a perv. ;_;
how do you fuck a skele?im partial to the jellybelly ecto butthole/weenis
>>164152635
Flowey/Frisk is my favorite, but pic related is a very close second.
>>164152954
I get you. One of those things you don't get unless you like it yourself.
>I'd rather touch her butt or thighs though
>I'm not a perv
That is exactly what a massive perv would say.
>>164152954
>You were helping until you said tootsies.
but why
>>164152985
You don't.
ssssssmoking?
>>164145514
I feel like shit tonight so i'm just going to stay in bed while watching youtube videos and eating candy
Chara's thick, soft thighs!
>>164152127
fun style
looks good
>>164152287
happened to me once
don't worry it's probably not gonna progress
>>164153184
>>164152985
he puts on a pair of gloves and lovingly fingers you
>>164153116
There's nothing perverted about groping a girl's legs and ass until you leave bruises.
>>164153123
It's just a childish word imo haha.
>>164152550
I wonder how using this would feel to someone who's never pissed standing.
I can never know.
>>164153184
Smoking in injurious to health
.t CBFCThat's a good pic though
After months of bringing it up, I finally got my best friend to play undertale. We stayed up all night like we were 10 again, just because he didn't want to put the game down.He burst into actual tears when asgore said, 'We could be like a family'. I've been getting upset text messages from him all day about 'making him fall for a goat".
>>164153238
Truly, one of the best parts of a Chara.
>>164153305
>It's just a childish word imo haha
k whatever
>>164153351
gay furs are the worst
>>164153351
>tfw no friends to show undertale to
>>164153401
what gender is chara here
>>164153184I really want him to put his mouth on my face and softly "bite" down on itthe idea of seeing his maw close around yourself is driving me mad
>>164153305
>groping a girl's legs and ass until you leave bruises.
so what are you doing later tonight haha
>>164153491
does it matter?
Time for work, have a fantastic evening, folks
>>164153505
What is Asriel saying in this pic?
hey
>>164153578
i do not like male chara
>>164153580
have a good one
>>164153491
Whatever you want, babe.
>>164153612
Yo
>>164153593
the runes are beyond me
>>164153580
work hard
>>164153580
bye mom, don't work too hard now
>>164153550(You)
Hot sex
>>164153280
This is my favorite one so far
>>164153731
Is that an offer?
>>164153715
cool, i can't wait
>>164153184
>>164153731
what kind of gender is hot?
>>164153761
Thanks anon
>>164153893
females
>can't stop thinking aboutmy lack of redeemable qualities
>>164153951
and some males
>>164153951
so what species?
>>164153460
ey you shut your mouth buddy
>>164153401
WHERE IS CHARA'S BLUSH
Undertale. Best fucking game ever. Not only is it the hardest game (SANS), it is also the sexiest game ever…
>>164154007
incorrect unless youre female
>>164154013
human
>>164153996
people still like chara so no biggie
>>164153491
>>164153619
the artist always draws them with a penis
>>164153326
Dude, do you have something against a strong female who's being just as cool as guys are by peeing standing up.
Though there are plenty of guys out there who pee sitting down (*cough* Mettaton *cough*)
>>164154096
what is it with calling women females, it sounds like you're talking about animals/is spergal
>>164154247
Why would a robot pee
>>164154136
didn't he draw chara as female in atleast one?
>>164154016
>that shirt
>>164154264
>femanons
>>164154021
She's blushing a little in this one.
why are we so active right now
I feel left out
>>164152550
But Toriel already loves pissing standing up with her clothes on
>>164154341
I'm male and i don't even have to identfy as one
>>164154346
it's friday night mother fucker
>>164154264
I don't do it myself, but I have a worry that if I use the word "women", it will make them feel old and unsexy. Maybe other people have the same worry. I hate being called an adult.
>>164154330
Yeah I saw one
Beware the scat
https://e621.net/post?tags=railroad_mejic
>>164154287
that go girl looks like an oil filter, Mettaton would require one for a clean oil change :^)
>>164154441
i mean unless you're referringto literally children i don't think a woman is going to feel unsexy by being called a woman.
And i feel like calling them females is even unsexier but that's just me
>>164154458
>E621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoZmAvDonU
check this out haha
>>164154264
calling a girl a female is like saying they're a lab specimen
>>164154441
woman is fine
the unflattering one is 'ma'am'
the one that sends off red flags is 'female'
Females should be referred to as cum dumpster
>>164154832
>ma'am
This is respectful though??
>>164154775
rule34 sucks
>>164154645
It's pink too (Mettaton 's favorite color). Better than a bland black one.
>>164154923
>females
>referred to
You're already beyond hope.
>>164154923
they should be referred to as princess and waifu only
>>164154832
>Ma'am is unflattering
Are you a 40 year old rich housewife with a child named Leighkyn and a fake tan?
give simple requests
Females should be referred as Granny
>>164154978sometimes literally
>>164154832
I wouldn't mind a dashing texan man to call me ma'am.
Like he's a farmers son with blue eyes, freckles and blonde hair. he's taught to be polite and has strong, capable hands. He's a couple of years older than me, a little shy around women.
>>164155110
Asriel
Tennis
Lots of force
>>164155110
Edgegoat suntanning
>>164155110
Shyren singing into a toy microphone.
>>164155136
no thats only the one papfag
>>164155110
Asgore and Chara brewing tea
>>164155110
THICC female Chara
>>164154264
I'm a qualified certified female who calls other females females. Nothing to it
>>164154957
depends on the context, don't go to a club and call the ladies there ma'am
miss is just as polite
>>164155103
no but that sounds amazing, can you make it happen
>>164155110
Sans is on a date
he's dressed up
>>164155110
Temmie riding Endogeny like a cowboy
>>164155259
>qualified certified female
no ur not
quit lying on the internet KIDDO
that's illegal u kno
>>164155189
I'm all of those things!
but i'm gay and lust for Asgore
sorry ma'am
>>164155212
a couple thousand years isn't old ok i'm just experienced
>>164155212
rude
>>164155189
Eh, I check five out of eight.
>>164155284
Oh well sure, I usually only say it to my superiors or the grocery lady anyway.
>>164155337
>>164155398
Chill grandmas.
>>164155110
Alphys dressed as Rena Ryuugu
>>164155259
it just sounds (or reads) dumb. Like a poster said above it really does sound like you are referring to lab animals.
It's like pronouncing it 'jiff'
>pregnant skeletons
>>164125702
ahhhhhh source please?!??!
>>164155336
aw you made my dream come true, though. A cute texan boy called me ma'am.
>>164155447
it's a man from my imagination though, nobody is going to be like him. I bet you're still super cute <3
>>164155450
dont get snappy with me
>>164155110
This but with Asgore as hellboy, Toriel as the fish guy and annoying dog as the monkey
>>164155801
Where's my Christmas present old lady?
>>164155874
>the fish guy
;_; man i bet that's how green mario feels like
>>164155323Who else would be playing Catlateral Damage? (^;
>>164155510
It probably refers to my negative feelings about them. Saying "woman" or "lady" feels too respectful. So I suppose I pretend there's nothing to it, but honestly there is.
>>164155110
Undyne and Asgore in this pose
>>164155759
fuck off you Female
>>164155993
I know his name is Abe but I figure that someone who hasn't read Hellboy would have no idea who I was talking with so I went with the safe bet
>>164155915
i got you some underwear, i hope you like it. i thought they were cute.
>>164155781
thanks
>>164156070
T_T
I don't want to spend another New Year's Eve alone
I have a boyfriend who's obsessed with manliness. He always checks his armpit and chest hair in the mirror to make sure they grew properly,he loves scratching his ass in front of me and my friends, he burps and farts wherever he is, he picks his nose anywhere.
>>164156116
Batman?! Thanks grandma!
>>164156228
males are so gross how can anyone find them attractive
>>164156228
that's not manliness, that's being a slob
>>164155110
You posting the Comiket doujins.
>>164156221
You can spend it with me anon. I give goodbackrubs
>>164156221I spent last NYE doing Molly with a bunch of Asian friends, watching the fireworks in San Francisco.
This year I'll be spending it shitposting in /utg/.
You won't be alone if you have us, anon~
>>164156294
you're welcome, i also included a gift card with 5 dollars on it. merry christmas.
>>164156345
Is comiket even over yet?
I like it when threads have randomly insightful conversations.
>>164156221
I'd spend it with you if I could, anon.
>>164156004
i've never met a real mysogynist so this is pretty cool.
It's p. illogical to hate a gender or like a skincolour to me but whatever makes you feel better.
>>164156409
Perfect for Subway, you know me so well! You're the best!
>>164156221
I sure as hell do.
>>164156449
Well that's just gay furry porn.
>>164156295
Males have their own standards. If you've never met my boyfriend, you'd know he likes to have burping contests with his friends on the sofa, while watching sports, drinking beer, reading female playboy magazines, sweating up their clothes and booing when someone goals.
>>164156615
No it's Anon giving Asriel some MERCY
there's literally nothing wrong with being a chick in 2017
>>164156449
lovely picture
>>164155110
A undertale version of this image please
>>164156747
I don't like any of those things though.
>>164156776
Yes there is. I'm against time-travel, especially if it's travelling back roughly 24 hours.
>>164156776
Yeah there is. When you become a hen the farmers eat you.
>>164156615
I'm spending it with my brother and my moms dog and I am gladly missing any party that always dissappoints because people hype it too much.
>>164156829
Not if you're an egg-laying one.
>>164156829
id eat a couple of the hens here if you know what im sayin
there's literally nothing wrong with being an owl in 2017
>>164156908
i own a bunch of australian hens
i'm selling them
all they do is shitpost all day
>>164156913
if a girl is a chicken furry what does it say about her?
>>164156983
Something about living in London... I forget.
>>164156913
oh daddy
>>164156953
owls are not real
>>164157049
im right here
>>164155209
>>164156420
no.im queueing for 3rd day now
Is it okay if I abandon this child right here?
>>164157193
Go away Toriel
>>164157193
go ahead toriel
>>164157165
WE BELIEVE IN YOU CRYBLEAT
>>164157193
looks like you already abandoned it somewhere else
>>164157106
frick doesnt come here anymore
>>164157271
frick is not real
What do these boots remind you of?
>>164157271
oh
>>164157389
Asgore
>>164157389
reminds me of females
>>164157389
that most ten year olds are taller than me
>>164157243
I'm not Toriel so I'll ignore that.
>>164157250
Okay thanks. Feed it water and bread, or something. I'll make you a pie later to say thanks.
>>164157265
Wow I am so wasted.
>>164157389
It reminds me of my dear mother.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8670892/chapters/20737321
Chapter 6 of Breaking Through Fate is up.
>>164157389
Who else?
>>164157536
>i'm not Toriel
>proceeds to act like and respond to Toriel
Toriel you're drunk, go home
>>164157389
more pretty spiders
>>164156963
post pics
>>164157653
Who the fuck is Toriel I'm just an alcoholic pie maker
Would you still love your fave if they were 8 and every day they were coming home crying, or beat up, or with their clothes torn up, or all of the above?
Do you think Asgore would date me?
I'm a chubby girl with brown long hair and glasses. I like helping people and I'm a bit sensitive and shy.
>>164157793
Pretty spider and fish.
Who the hell is Sans?
Can I go peep on Toriel in the shower, please?
>>164158013
Of course!
>>164158014
Probably, he is one of the canon heterosexual male characters in game, and as long as you were kind to him and were faithful or whatever, you could win his furry gote man heart.
>>164157793
k
>>164158027
I think he's that fat guy who runs the art club
>>164158014
Alphys get off utg and stop it with the humansona stuff
>>164158027
*Heck, there are children present
>>164157793
Muffet's feet!
Post FloweyFrisk
>>164158158
I wish
>>164158014
Fuck off Priest!AU artist.
>>164158014
Well, realistically I'm not sure if he'd love anyone other than his wife. He seems the type to fall in love once, and never have anyone ever again.
Light-heartedly though: Sure! You could probably have tea dates with him, see movies, explain the internet to him, then on the third date or whatever, you two could fuck each others' brains out.
>>164158014
I'm sorry but me and Asgore are already dating,
>>164158159
>>164158159
>>164158282
fugg lole
>>164158083
>>164158291
Great news evrebody!
>>164158273
Post more erotic Muffet.
>>164157389
I dunno, what does this remind you of?
>>164157389
sexy
>>164158540
that's why i said i wish. I don't have any
>>164158014
Why would you want to? He's an old goat.
>>164158536
I knew it was you! (---:
Anyone have a link to a imgur album that had a bunch of undertale X Jojo crossover art?
I remember seeing it here once.
Being gay in Central Europe sure is hard work. At X Factor Romania, one of the judge member (who was a hip hop singer) told one of the gay contestants (who was wearing high heels and nail Polish during his performance) 'I despise what you are and what you're doing. They country will send you home right away'. The judge member was thrown out of the show in the end.
>>164158540
>>164158615
Stop posting das Judenspinne
>>164158159
This pic's a favourite of mine.
I just like the dynamic it implies.
>>164158706
i got you http://imgur.com/a/MQv1v
>>164158671
i like em old
>>164158686
whats the odds of me showing up after someone mentioning me in the thread
!!:3c sorry but I'm shy
>>164158706
>>164158767
lol is that a motherfucking jojo reference my man
>>164158717
Go to North Europe to get that manass
>>164158718
nein
>>164158838fucking hot but BLUE BOARD
>>164158825
wah wah
>>164158975
>>164159003
>giving the subhuman /a/spie attention
>>164158767
I have a shitty one if you want to add to it.
>>164158824
>shy
>chubby
>glasses
So what are you up to after this? (;;;
>>164159076
its not my album i just saved the link. it probably is way out of date though.
>>164159032
sorry
>>164158975
>>164159003
hahaha fuckin epic my man, i love jojo :)
>>164159247
Here's a reference :DDD
http://fffactory.blogspot.ca/search/label/JOJO%20style
>>164159094
a-anon-kun!
I have schoolwork!
>>164159593
Is this a Shantae crossover
anon what the fuck are you doing
good evening /utg/! tonight I'm working on the battle system of my fangame, what are you all up to tonight?
>tfw you will never go winter camping with Asriel but because you only brought one sleeping bag you have to share one huddled up against his soft fur for warmth
>>164159856
i don't know
>>164159616
Schoolwork is for dorks.
*pins u against the lockers*
Why don't we work on something else together? c--;
>>164159913
if you're not currently busy, can you kill me
>>164159856
im procrastinating drawing with watching youtube videos
How many times have you guys replayed/rewatched the game?
>>164159856
>>164159864
Absolutely nothing. I had meatloaf and mashed potatoes, and now I don't know what to do with my time.
>>164160052
zero
I wish I was as cool as daddy.
>>164150550
But I love pizza, Anon.
>>164159856
I'm writing FloweyFrisk lewds while playing Civ 6
>>164159856
At a street fighter tournament, Thinking of Asriel.
The usual.
>>164160052
So many times i'm sick of it. i still love the characters and shitposting here though.
>>164160072
meatloaf is my favorite, I'm so jealous
>>164160124
how are you here then
>>164151678
>Not striped stockings.
>>164159870
I'm not sharing, he can die of exposure
>>164159950
uwa you big bully! I'm telling father!
>>164160147
he's telling the truth folks
>>164159856
looking at videos of drag queens and making bad posts
>>164156501
I wouldn't count myself as a misogynist. Some women are pretty cool, like my mom and my aunt, who are independent and respectable. I just despise self-entitled people who use others for personal gain, and from what I've seen a lot of that comes from women. Female friendships are incredibly shallow; they one-up each other, throw each other under the bus, lash out in fits of rage, and are seriously vindictive (this is speaking from personal experience). I did frequent /r9k/ for 5+ years, but left when I realized it was damaging the way I viewed my own gender, as well as the way I saw even myself. This semester at college I managed to make acquaintances with a few female coworkers and classmates who are actually alright, and it's helping the way I see them as a whole.It's weird, and I would never admit this in real life, but I'd be most comfortable with myself if I were a gay male. I'm just really afraid of top/bottom surgery, and changing myself into a disgusting hormone monster. I wish I was just born male, and work to reduce my own femininity as much as possible.Also >admitting all of this on /utg/ of all places
At least it's helped sort things out a bit, so thanks.
>>164152724
I support this.
>>164160341
I didn't know mettaton was youtube famous
>>164160341
katya and trixie mattel are my favorites
>>164159870
i'm not gay and I'd force him to share a sleeping bag with me because it saves money
>>164160339I'm your daddy now.
>>164153184
>>164153850
>>164159856
sending nudes to a guy
Anyone wanna see a picture of Sans giving birth
F-F-F-Friday night Utg! We're almost to the New Year and the weekend! So what are you:
>Drinkan
>Eatan
>Do-an
>Vidyan
>Listenan
>Your Favorite
>How would you spend New Years with said favorite
>>164160743
why the fuck not
Who else /writing 10 pages of essay over the new year instead of doing anything fun/ here
>>164160434
man it hurts to read thiswhile not as harsh as you i feel pretty similarly on a lot of things you said
>>164160780
>Water
>Shrimp, rice and Asparagus
>Nothing
>Quake Live
>Nothing
>Toriel
>I'd plan some kind of special night. Probably a night out on the townending with a midnight kiss as the clock strikes 12
I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?
>>164160780
Sprecker Root Beer
Steak soon
Writing lewds
Civ 6
Kanyer
Az
Cuddlin and drinkin and thenfalling asleep in eachother's arms
>>164160780
>Coke
>spaghetti
>Playan/postan
>EU IV
>Nothan
>Sans
>chill
>>164160743
No, but post it anyway.
>>164160780
Nothing for the first two.
Posting on /utg/ while watching Bojack Horseman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U4hcgVzwJo
Burgerpants/Blooky/Sans
Not a clue. I guess invite whichever it is to my friend's house, since that's where I'm going. He likes Undertale too, so I don't think he'd mind.
>>164160935
Could you do kid Shopkeeper and Innkeeper bunnies with sparklers?
>>164160935
Toriel kissing Asgore as the new year approaches
>>164160743
DADDY SANS' PUFFY ECTO VULVA
>>164160780
>first 4
im sick so N/A
https://youtu.be/9f16Fw_K45s
sans
at grillby's with everyone else
>>164161020
is that steven universe
>>164160434
Well that's inherently illogical because you do now know all women and it seems you based your whole view on, like, american talkshow/reality show culture. (or highschool culture)
And to dislike your own gender to even consider surgery. that's pretty mysogynistic.
All those traits that you've prescribed women are just as applicable to men. It all depends on the person, not the gender. I've met some vindictive ass men as well. And being in r9k is going to poison your mind, read/say a thing enough times and you convince yourself and those people really have.
There's good women out there and they're trying just as hard as you are. Belive me because I was right here with you 5 years ago and here I am, not hating my gender at all. Balance and kindness (up to a point) is key. Seeing the person, not the gender is key. You see what you want to see if you convince yourself.
Good luck and I hope you wont hate yourself or whole groups of people because of 4chan in the future.
>>164160780
water
nothing
shitposting and waiting for someone
don't starve together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE
pap
watch fireworks and scream at each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJSMCBQFUA
>>164161324
>waiting for someone
A lover perhaps?
>>164160780
water
shrek shaped cookies
shit-posting
stardew (i just married shane)
some let's play
Sans
Taking a nap, waking up when the fireworks are getting the loudest, kiss, go back to sleep
>>164160780
Bubba cola
Pizza
Lying in bed, getting readyour to sleep.
Clustertruck
Days 'N Daze - Rogue Taxidermy
Asriel/Goatfag
Drinking by the fire.
>>164160780
tea
spaghetti
mm
nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
sans
chilling out i guess. i dont celebrate it much except watching the ball drop and eating a special meal.
>>164160780
Water
Nothing right now
Uploaded the JoJofic to fanfiction.net.
Maybe Persona Q later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0id9KxyM2k4
Papyrus and Sans
Probably what >>164161021 said.
more orders of bot please
>>164161446
anon please, no bullying tonight, just this once
>>164158540
>>164133348
holy fuck, there's more fanart of the hydra, this is awesome! I can't wait to get him animated!
https://68.media.tumblr.com/74ff5350cd277b3be061d63430b6a241/tumblr_oir88rhgcV1vqrfmco1_1280.jpg
Here's another one
>>164160780
>Green tea
>Corn chips with bean dip
>Working on a degenerate project
>Xenoverse 2
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQqyWirssA0
>Asriel
>Vidya, snuggling, and drinking champagne
>>164161903
I would never bully you and I'm disappointed by the fact that you think I would.
>>164161785>Uploaded the JoJofic to fanfiction.net.
Actually, scratch that. I changed my mind. I can't work with the interface.
>>164162067
out of his bellybutton? why!?
>>164161912
>mettaton is in the entertainment industry
>fucks children
It's entirely plausible
>>164161919
Anon hydra is my reason for coming back to /utg/. I want to see more of it and see how it turns out.
>>164161201
Yeah, that kind of realization is exactly why I left /r9k/. Working with other females has really helped my view of them as a whole, like I said. You're right though, it's about the person and not what gender they are, or skin tone or whatever else. I admit it is difficult to remember that sometimes, but it's good to hear insight and reinforcement from others who knew the feeling.
>>164160929
Sorry it hurt anon. Just know that you are not alone.
>>164162182
now you're guilt tripping me, I said no bullying!
>>164160434You know, flip this around and it pretty much describes my feelings toward my own gender
>>164162260
because it's SEXY
>>164162480
to WHO???
>>164162413
All I did was ask an honest question, you're guilt tripping yourself and blaming it on me, I think we know who the real bully is.
>>164162553
It's got 13 likes so to at least 13 people
>>164162260
wow seeing sans all cowering in fear is kinda nice
>>164161886
>>164162331
they're just friendsi think!
>>164162376
I'll post a gif/webm of his battle if I make enough progress!
>>164160935
snowdrake dreading the newyear
>>164162627
I feel so much the same about Flowey.
>>164162831
Looking forward!
>>164162427
Man. On one hand it's nice to see that there are others who feel similarly, but on the other I wouldn't wish this feeling on anyone.
Did you experience the /r9k/ brainwashing as well, or do you just mean about hating your own gender and wishing you were the other? What does each gender role models look like, in your life?>/utg/: came for the gotes, stayed for the feels
>>164162394
The worst thing is hating yourself for what others do. But it's probably really common thing to think and feel, especially when you're younger and in school with really distinctive cliques.
Getting older and going out of my way to meet more people really changed my views. There are, however, not many really good people but try to be one of them. I am and it's hard so good luck to you again!
>>164163074
i experienced the 4chan brainwashing. I hate anything and everyone.
>>164162608
in that case, you'd better fork over your lunch money
>>164162394
>you are not alone.
fuck
>>164163260
Thats not brainwashing. Thats the entropy of reality.
>>164163260
>Letting outside sources brainwash you
Come on.
Good evening, my dudes. I've been on vacation with my family for a week, and I return to you all with a question:
What do you think are the origins of all the goat's names? Hear me out:
Toriel = Tutorial, no shit.
Asriel Dreemurr is an anagram for serial murderer, which was likely thought up before the character of Asriel or the story of Undertale was created and was repurposed.
Asgore is where it gets tricky: Asgore's not good at naming things, so he named his kid a combination of his and his wife's names. Asgore's name was presumably just Asriel's with "gore" added to it to sound intimidating to the player, but this would mean Asgore would have to be conceptualized BEFORE Asriel for his trait of not naming things well to make sense, as would Toriel.
Tl;dr, when do you think each of the characters were given their names? I'm pretty sure I'm overthinking this so please correct me if I'm being retarded.
>>164163352
>You are not alone.
>>164163440
>people are influenced by their surroundings and outside stimuli
woah
>>164163446
Asriel also sounds and looks similar to Azrael, who is usually known as/associated with the angel of death.
>>164163074
>Did you experience the /r9k/ brainwashing as well, or do you just mean about hating your own gender and wishing you were the other?
The latter. Outside of my family most males I interacted with or observed were unpleasant or displayed qualities I disliked intensely. On the other hand my interactions with females were generally positive.
>>164163525
you should still be able to diffirentiate between lies and truth and forming your own opinion.
>>164163440
at least I'm aware of it!
>>164163317
F-fine, take it! Just don't touch me, I don't want cooties.
>>164163446
>when do you think each of the characters were given their names?
Pretty close to the beginning, Toby seems to be a fan of the hidden name meanings, what with Sans riding a tricycle and talking in Comic Sans, Papyrus talking in Papyrus font, and Gaster being connected to them because he is two fonts Aster and Wing Ding, not to mention Chara being short for CHaracter and Asriel Being serial Murderer which ties into the whole flower killing thing. Toby developed the names early on and planned the game accordingly.
>>164163525
Not if you are smart and >>164163648 apply these to yourself
>>164163653
Well, I'll give you credit on that front, I suppose.
>>164163742
>Sans riding a tricycle
Wait, what's the reference here?
>>164163868
did you even play the game?
>>164163563
That'd make sense in the "God of Hyperdeath" context, but again, I'm pretty sure it's a coincidence because of the anagram that is Asriel's name. But I realized I answered my own question in my post, because Toriel and Asgore's names could've easily spawned from Asriel's afterwards, and would only have to come before within the context of the game. So yeah, I fucked up. Sorry for the long, inconsequential post
>>164163742
>>164163868
Also curious about the reference, unless it's just supposed to be "comical."
>>164163868
Sans is also a reference to the number three
Tricycle
Tri
Three
>>164163446
Asgore because it sounds scary and intimidating with the Gore sound
Tutorial is tutorial
And asriel is literally a combination of their name
undyne is named after the water spirits or whatever they are (undines)
sans and papyrus are based on font names but there's more background to those (papyrus used by people who want to look fancy but dont actually know what theyre doing and comic sans for being really lazy font choice)
>>164163868
san = 3 in japanese. farfetched to me but whatever.
Stonertale. Underblunt. Smokertale. Underweed. Ganjatale. Underpot. Underjuana. Weedtale. Undersherm.
>>164164026
Sans means "without". I've never heard about it being related to the number three.
>>164164026
Sort of far reaching IMO, I think it was just because the contrast between vehicles would be funny
>>164164079
danktale
>>164164079
http://spearoftruth.tumblr.com/tagged/drugs
>>164158159
FloweyxFrisk a cute!
>When everybody misreads your rambling post but it doesn't matter because you're wrong anyway
Whatever. You guys doing anything special for New Year's? I don't usually and I don't plan on it
>>164164498
Still /writing 10 pages of essay over the new year instead of doing anything fun/ over here
>>164164364
Seeing stoner Sans and Papyrus fuck a sexed-up Frisk made me want to do drugs far less than any health class in elementary school.
>>164164498
hopefully i'll be recovering from the flu so i can go to a party but otherwise no
>>164164498
Just drinking sparkling grape juice around midnight.I can't wait to swap it out for wine next year.
>>164164498
eating a traditional meal with my family and shitposting here. that's all
>>164164751
But Sans is such a badass rebel who takes cool drugs and doms very daddily while under the influence. He is your dealer and lover. Coffee is a drug and that's okay so drugs should be okay and Sans is proof by being so cool on drugs and your daddy and dealer.
>>164164498
house sitting alone
maybe I'll draw more
>>164164364
why do the boneboys looke like east europeans?
>>164164364
Frisk is thicc!!!
Why is male Chara so SHIT
>>164164645
That sux dude. Hope you get a good grade, you should celebrate afterwards to make up for it
>>164164751
They aren't what they're cracked up to be in the slightest, trust me. Smoking pot in high school was the worst mistake of my life. Still trying to quit after2years, and even stupid posts like >>164164079
don't help
>>164165083
he's not though?
>>164165083
Because every Chara a shit.
>>164165083
Cause he can't have a pair of rockin' prepubescent tiddies
>>164165118
smoking weed isnt even bad man, unless youre short on cash
>>164165083
I disagree
>>164164929
the last level of hotline miami 2 makes drugs look sexier than this skeleton boner shit
>>164164826
You sound nice. Don't overdo it when you can drink, especially if you have no experience
>>164164912
Hope you enjoy yourselves
>>164164967
That sounds like a good idea. You're not alone as long as you post here, as far as I'm concerned
>>164165414
It is if you've got an addictive personality and you have stupidly easy access to it. Make your own judgements, fine, I'm just saying I've got regrets
>>164164625
Some of the most awesome cooking I've ever seen
>>164164498
Currently at a shitty 2-family party (not at my house) and there's nothing to do so I'm here
>>164164498
drinkin n tradin pokes with the famalam
>>164163201
It could have been from high school, yeah. I'm 22 though, so not really fresh from there. No doubt it has an impact however. Thanks again for the insight.
>>164163260
Yeah.. This place does that. Just gotta sift through the noise.
>>164163593
That is so strange to hear. Though I bet it was strange for you hearing my description about women. Can I ask, which Undertale characters most resonate with you? I'm an asrielfag myself, but I personally relate to the division/union that is Frisk/Chara.
>>164163653
Being aware is more than half the battle, but whether or not you want to win is up to you.
>>164165821
What's the white and black one?
>>164165083
because you hate chara.
>>164161040
>>164160935
Undyne and Alphys
>>164160935
Wow, I guess nobody saw you there Pumpkin!
Can I have Gaster inside the Big Ball thing that drops in new york on new years?
>>164165821
I'm cool with being alone, I don't need to wear pants
just wish I could be at my own place, y'know?
>>164166212
I'm gonna fuck these when they're older!
>>164166114
>Can I ask, which Undertale characters most resonate with you?
I like pretty much everyone, but Undyne and Alphys are my favorites. Alphys I relate to, Undyne I aspire to be more like.
>>164166473
Oh! I drew that earlier today.
I wasn't very sure how to draw it.
>>164166212
My fucking heart
>>164166129
I don't know AUs that well but I'm curious too, as the guy who posted it
>>164166212
Oh my gosh, this is so cute! Thank you!
>>164166685
Aww, that's so cool! What a nice surprise. Thank you very much Pumpkin! I love it.
i feel like punpkin would draw a killer prof. layton
>>164166129
I think that's supposed to be an Alphys in the void.
>>164166129
I want to say echotale, but I'm not sure.I'm not good with AUs
>>164166685
Needs to be the New Year's OP. I don't suck the dicks of a lot of artists here, but I'm really gonna miss you if you move on from /utg/ before I do, Pumpkin.
>>164166681
100% this
>>164164498
Disney World, like always.
>>164167167
THE JEALOUSY IS REAL
>>164167387
Annual passes are pretty good yeah. It's fun.
>>164167387
ywn get lost with toriel
>>164167571
SO FUCKING JEALOUS. Are you from Florida? I live in Bumfuck Nowhere New Hampshire so I don't get to go very often.
Also it seems like every other post is me because I'm making up for all my time away, so I'm gonna try to slow down a bit
>>164167738
Get lost in her fat pussy am I right?
>>164167956
Yes. I was born and raised in Boca.
>>164166681
Undyne really is a great role model. Alphys bothers me, mostly because she's so relatable for me. It makes me cringe. I adore the ship though, because it inspires hope.
>>164167957
anything would be right
Vinetime almost ready
>>164168776
Vinetime?
>>164167956
is she clapping with one hand, specifically her right hand? holly shit she fass!!
God I'm so rusty I haven't drawn more than doodles for like 4 months. School, work and after school activities really messed up my flow.
have my fave
>>164169307
That's a nice Sans, Thanks man.
>>164169307
Looks good.
>>164169307
That's a nice Sans, Thanks female.
>>164169228
Not clapping, just a waving motion. Just showing she's flustered
>>164169307
Glad to hear you're getting back in the swing of things. Keep it up!
is that a 4chan reference
>>164167957
>ywn eat Toriel's fat pussy
Why even live bros?
>>164169598
>reference
That's a Jojo reference! You're a jojo fan, just like me!
>>164169548
Napstablook looks hammered in that picture.
>>164169643
i'll eat it first for sure. I am determined.
>>164160780
Dr.pepper
Sour Skittles
playing video games
Binding of Issac Antibirth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB3RJ1U_MJA
Asgore
pic related
>>164160935
The undertales celebrating New Years
>>164169643
>Thought it was ahegao
>turns out it's a fat bottom lip
no thanks
>>164169960
>he doesnt like dsl
what are you gay?
>>164169873
10/10 would do a backflip into those covers
>>164169787
She won't let you near it once she experiences my Tornado tongue. Also there's SO much new Toriel tiddy on e621 right now. Like holy shit
>>164169960
>hatting fabomlip
faggot
>>164169960
It's only highlighted because of lipstick I'm assuming. Also you're ultra gay if you don't like DSL
>>164170187
that emblem does not look how it should look. but otherwise, the picture, it achieved what it was aiming for
>>164170187
>open up e6
>look up undertale
>find this
https://static1.e621.net/data/8b/9b/8b9ba67edb40bccc7b68f4e9d6969964.png
>>164160780
>Nothing
>Nothing
>Reinstalling Linux
>Nothing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hefh9dFnChY
>Asgore
>Looking at the stars and cuddling
>>164170086
possibly
>>164170269
Oh no no no, it just doesn't look good here.
>>164170151
Good taste
>>164170323
>>164170086
Not him but whats DSL?
>>164170421
dick sucking lips
>>164170421
Delectable Salacious Linguini
>>164170348
Where can I get that No More Heroes/Kirby crossover game that looks dope
>>164162893
>>164170516
Not the OR but 10/10
>>164170478
Oh okay
tfw you like a fan song with lyrics.
>>164158159
>>164164387
its the cutest
>>164170640
which one
>>164170640
I find it really hard to listen to fan music. 9 times out of 10 when I try to listen to spergs sing about games or whatever I close it after 10 seconds regardless of how well they sing and I don't know why
>>164160780
Nothing.
Nothing.
Street Fighter.
Street Fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBTIUzPpEQ
Asriel
I'd bring us both to Disney World as per family Tradition.
>>164169380
>>164169441
>>164169448
>>164169465
Wow thank you!
>>164170421
hes delectable :-)
>>164170640
i liked one cover of megalovania with some girl vocalist but i havent listened to it in a long time and i don't know if i would like it as much now.
>>164170516
thanks for the bird
>>164170640i liked a cover of the fan version of stronger than you, if only for the girl's voice.
>>164170752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xWAW4MJUWI
OKAY THATS IT
UTG IS OVER
CLAIM YOUR ANON HUSBANDO/WAIFU AND GET OUT OF HERE
>>164171261
Nice try Babycakes, but we're going nowhere. /utg/ is forever.
>>164171261
ASRIEL
>>164171261
I claim Frick
>>164171261
You-chan! She's my waifu!
>>164171261
Its never over. But in any caseToriel
>>164171261
Asgore of course but i'm so shit that I don't deserve him
>>164171261
Not over til I leave.
>>164171261
papyrus
>>164171261
snowdrake. but i'm staying until it's time for bed.
>>164171261
>UTG IS OVER
NEVER, /UTG/ FOREVER
>>164171261
MANNY PARDO
>>164171261
ice cap
>>164171261
>nobody will ever claim you as their husbando
I'm not leaving, everybody else can go without me
>>164171261
jelly
>>164171261
flowey
>>164171740
NOBODY IS LEAVING.
>>164171740
i don't know you. how would i do anything with you.
>>164171261
can I claim edgegoat asriel?
>>164160780
>vanilla chai
>nothing
>just 100%ed Catlateral Damage finally
>nothing
>slipping down the Tame slope once again
>edgegoatsoulmate bf ;_;>laying in the grass, staring up at the stars, talking about everything and nothing
>>164171839
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
>>164162376
>>164162831
holy fuck, this was possibly the hardest bit of coding I've ever done, but here's a screenshot of the hydra battle
>>164171938
>>slipping down the Tame slope once again
Good, good~
>>164171938
>talking about everything and nothing
You managed to say nothing in a string of words, good job. What would you actually talk about? Gimme a play for play.
>>164171261
i claim mspg as my friendfu
>>164172112
hydronimous is just a place holder, if you guys think of a cooler name, I'll replace it
>>164172112
Nice! I'm interested in seeing the full battle.
>>164172315
he has two acts so far, one is "flirt" where he responds "Implying" and shoots green
>
but I can't get them to heal...
the other one is "argue" where it raises his attack
I just fapped three times to gay shit. Ask me anything.
Also why is there no actually decent art of this scene? There's a few pictures, but they're mostly terrible.
keeping on practicing with that 1/4th half profile headshots.
have my second fave
>>164172135
your pic always makes me think of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd1-E3dvOFI
>>164172534
Want to bury my face in that chest fur desu
>>164172473
I've seen some half decent pictures of it but its all old
>>164172535
that is the best video i've seen in a long long time
>>164172193
>tfw no goat gf
>>164172808
https://youtu.be/EJcIyGIS3UA
>>164172825
>tfw no goat bf
>>164171261
Can I claim anons? I want to claim the Niceanon!
>>164172825
Dude, I just got off work and you're pulling this shit on me
How do you use Discord and also which way to the Discord
>>164172473
What was it and why are you so gay?
>>164173002
That's a feel I'll carry on my back for years to come.
This thread is still alive.
Proof that Autism research fails every day to find a cure.
>>164173120
nobody talks in the discord
>>164173120
why do you want to use discord when all your pals are right here in /utg/
>>164173157
>>164172534
Looks good
>>164173157
as long as I can shitpost about best goat, this thread will stay alive goddamnit :^)
>>164172112
i want to fuck that hydra
>>164172825
You can just buy one down at the farm.
>>164173157
>/wfg/
pretty much the same cancer.
>>164172706
glad you enjoyed it
>>164173310
It's not shitposting. It's admiration.
>>164173310
Shut the fuck up and eat the cracker you raging homosexual.
>>164173419
>implying wfg spergs about a shitty goat people stopped caring about besides the bestiality lovers
>>164173324
do you think its a boy or a girl? or multiple?
>>164173002
this gives me the smile
>>164173492
>multiple
>not non-binary
it's this year, dude
>>164173120
The stupidest crap imaginable. And it was probably the fluoride in the water, it's all a big conspiracy.
>>164173594
even worse, it's almost next year!
>>164173486
>furry = zoophilia
>>164171261
someone pls take me away from here
>>164173594
i just wanna know where i put my penis man
>>164173486
>Shut the fuck up and eat the cracker you raging homosexual.
nah
you're just upset because you haven't accepted asriel as your one true savior andmaster:^)
>>164173492
at this point, i'll fuck anything no matter the gender. I iwll always identify as what I was born as, though!
All art fags need to draw self portraits now.
>>164173324it begins
>>164173486
I like that goat's dad more desu and a lot of people here like the skeletons even more
>>164173486
>eat the cracker
>>164173175
>>164173254
Good to know. I wasn't super into it anyway
>>164173634
Details man, details
>>164173720
>>164173720
>Master
Shit tastes dude.
>>164173850
It's been too long.
hello friends i haven't been around but i wanted to post my favorites okay bye
>>164173002
Its a lonely type of new year
>>164173113
My b brother
>>164173954
>>164173981
Oh hey that's the second picture i've seen where Asriel is actually hot
>>164160780
Orange Gatorade
Beef Brisket Sandwich
Resting
I don't know yet
The Contortionist - Language
Toriel
Take her out somewhere nice and have the countdown at the house, spending time on the couch, cuddlin' and shit
>>164174114
Asriel, much like life itself, is beautiful no matter the form.
>>164174204
Different tastes and all that
I don't find most pictures of him attractive
>>164173784
pumpkin and act are cute irl. i miss act
>when you here when /utg/ was born
>when you started the cracker campaign
>when you leave because you got bored and others followed your lead in cleaning up /utg/ of degenerate bullshit
>when you return and the degenerates have taken over
Put your pants on, niggergoats.
>>164172473
i really like this chara one that some anon posted the other day.
but agreed, this needs more art.
>>164173784
>>164174313
tfw no one will call you cute.
>>164174327
>>164173784
I do not wish to bebullied
>>164173908
Come on, bro. Even anonymously it's too embarrassing to give people details of what stupid drawn gay shit you fapped to.
>>164174432
>frick
>>164174450
who are you?
>>164174327
>others followed your lead in cleaning up /utg/ of degenerate bullshit
Anon that never happened
Why must you lie?
If asriel was a baby dog.
He'd be a butterpup
lonely new year like every new year. Let's ROCK!!
>>164174580
i would pet.
>>164174515
Not fucking cute.
Asriel is almost as good as Sam Hyde
>>164174743
He can't keep getting away with it
>>164157165
A little late, but thanks!
>>164157793
Okay.
>>164174743
you never help me out man fuck you man
fuck you man
HEY
FUCK YOU MAN
>>164174532
http://pastebin.com/M8AfYRJ7
>>164174485
either way youre going to be bullied
>>164174624
HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ROCK!!
/utg/ in a nutshell
>>164174716
Cute is subjective, post selfies.
>>164174906
Lol
>>164174791
>>164174779
>you'll never commission a steamy hot Sam Hyde x Asriel Dreemurr fanfic
>you'll never read about how Sam poz'd Asriel's neghole while talking about Donald Trump while smoking a Backwoods blunt
>>164174804
you wouldn't do a think like that...would you anon?
>>164174841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY6D_BmNrs8
>>164172473
oh wow me too
do you self insert when you fap?
top or bottom?
>>164174963
Do it now or I'll bully you forever.
>>164174975
I'm gonna bully you too.
>>164174743
>>164174967
>Hesitated on buying How to Bomb the US Gov't when it was first announced
>Out of stock
FUCK
>>164174975
i wouldn't but i heard there are some real nasty folks here in /utg/, hidng in the shadows waiting for unsuspecting and vulnerable anons to bully. you'd best watch yourself.
>>164175089
Yeah okay let me just post my picture.
Yeah right there, there it is.
>>164171261
i pick this anon
>>164173713
>>164175147
We know you're cute Gaster, shut up already.
>>164173784
no
im ugly
reminder i'm the cutest anon here
>>164174967
Asriel Dreemurr, huh?
Yeah! W-well said, actually, I-
That's quite a mouthful. Does that come with a side of chickpeas and hummus?
I can't handle the amount of cute anons in utg right now, fuck...
>>164175246
I could only wish I could even be as likable as Gaster.
Dude doesn't even exist.
>>164174743
Anon that was fucking dumb
Please erase this
new thread please
>>164175436
hydra edition?
>>164175186
thank you
i can finally sleep
>>164175352
Stop existing then.I'm kidding, I like you!
>>164174580
I don't really evaluate my methodology when I'm pulling on my dick, I just think about putting it in things.
>>164175540
Thank you anon. That means a lot to me.
>>164175665
f-fuck, thank you anon!!I pick you
>>164175663
>>164175665
FUCK! 2 SECONDS OFF!
>>164175663
>>164175665
ay fuck off yeh