/owg/ - Overwatch General

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First for loneliness

how to fix the game:

winston and symmetra switch primary weapons

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PURPLE!

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THE BOYS

THE LADS

THE DRONGOS

THE BOGANS

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>>164135167
Amélie not Emily ok

>>164135337
>fix
It will be hilarious for the first several hours. Then it will be horrifying.

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>low plat friend gets on
>literally never plays the game
>yo anon let's hop in competitive
>uhh we should warm up in qp first
>yea u right
>2 qp games later
>lets go comp, im warm
>get matched against all diamonds
>they all suck
>my team all suck
>literally the only one on the payload
>stall if for minutes at a time until i die
>the other team just advances it all the way to the next checkpoint because no one else knows how to play the objective
>blow through the first two checkpoints on attack
>get stopped for 3 minutes because attack torb and sombra won't switch or group up
>5 minutes objective time
>lose 70 points
>friend logs off
I always thought those greentext about horrible players in low rating comp was exaggerated but holy fuck. How do people remain sain at these levels?

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>>164135350

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TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED

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Currently on a 16 loss streak, feels bad man. I'm getting 4/5 golds per game too, I just can't seem to carry any team hard enough for at least 1 win.

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Why Reaper wears the mask?

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Concepts

>>164135670
CHING CHONG DING DONG [muffled teeth chattering in the distance]

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>tracer dying over and over in another part of the map
>50hp for 2 minutes straight with an ana next to me
>roadhogs who cant hit hooks
>team losing 4v1 against junkrat
People weren't joking that gm is the new diamond.

>>164135337
Symmetra is now hilariously unplayable

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>>164135725
>You will never have metal gear as an hero

Still need ideas of who to only main and account name for a fresh smurf. Dubs decides.

>>164135397

>Diving a Mercy before you're at max charge

lel

>>164135503

>Mercy outdamages Symmetra if Mercy has an aimbot or Symmetra stands completely still

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It's high awooooon

FACT: Zarya mains are the most powerful race on earth

>>164135924
Winston
Electric Jigaboo

>>164135725
I want that red tank to be added so badly

>>164136090
FACT: Mei mains are the most cancerous. Even more than Genji or Tracer.

>>164135725
>>164136138
SOUND QUAKE RELEASED WHEN?!

>>164136123
reroll

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>>164135350
Punished blue

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>>164135725
Hmmmmm

>>164136090
Hard to lose with a regenerating health bar and two shields that feed your damage

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>playing "not allowed to do anything except stack shield generators" the mode with expanddong and wewlad
I'm tired of these epic memesters. I just want old qp back

>>164135924
Zen
Balls Deep

>>164135924
I'll post results as soon as we get some fucking dubs here
>>164136123
this will count if no one else gets dubs because it's genius

>>164136371

>old qp

No limits is the answer. No one gives a single shit in NL and it's a lot of fun.

>>164136245
Is this the original Zarya design?

>>164136123
ROLLAN

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HOW TO FIX BASTION:

>Replace Turret Mode E with a duration based small rein shield
The heal is basically useless because it can't help you survive pressure like hog's can, it's there for spot healing yourself but you have fucking healers for that. A short term personal defensive buff would help him deal with pharah's and such hitscanning him across the map until you and your healers can adjust

>Make Recon Mode's gun better, reduce fire rate and increase accuracy so it becomes a semi-auto rifle instead of a garbage machine gun
Recon Mode should not just be "move to the next location" mode, it should be a viable alternative where you use both 50/50. Move up and fight in recon mode, secure ground in turret mode.

>Give Recon Mode a wall-vision ability like hanzo/widow
Call me crazy but recon mode should be able to perform reconnisance

>make Tank Mode bigger/taller
You're so goddamn close to the ground in tank mode you basically have to melee shit with your cannon. It's so small it fucking disappears behind chest-high walls. That's not a tank, it's an RC robot.

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>4 man premade
>3 of them instalock dps
>start telling the two of us who to play

>D.Va's ult still hits you behind walls

These hitboxes are bullshit

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>>164135725
>That braintank in the back left

shit that could be a cool concept for a hero
>player is a weak little shit with a pistol that barely does any damage

>calls in his braintank, super strong, almost tank like health

>if the player dies the tank shuts down and is a lot easier to kill

>can either get it to follow him or send it to locations with E

>every time he fires his gun, his robo-tank fires its main gun at the same target [provided it can see it], but the tank cannot engage targets itself

>in order to keep shitters away from his mech, he has an area-denial grenade he can throw and air-bursts like an S-Mine

>Ult increases the RoF on the players and therefore, the braintank's gun, also starts shitting out the same grenades the player throws with no cooldown

>secondary ult to call another one out if it dies [similar to d.va]

would it work?

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>>164135725

>>164135725
thattank in the middle is so big it woudln't fit through some doors

actually that would make for an interesting game mechanic

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>>164136664
>4 man premade
>they all pick dps

>Doing really well carrying QP as Roadhog yesterday
>Boot it up today and paired up in QP's ridiculously

>>164135924
Haha dubs

>>164136794
Imagine if D.va really had long range machine guns instead of her cannons

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>>164137015
So only slightly more broken than she is now

Fuck this Korean whore

>>164136794
#2 doesn't look like it would fit her current gameplay well, but I love it's design over #5 in terms of the mech

>2v1 a team on the point as Soldier
>almost cap point
>D.Va shows up
>stalls long enough for roadhog to show up
>then the other guy I killed earlier shows up
>point is capped

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING TEAM, WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING DOING?!

>>164136573
I do play NL, but like I said, over half of all those games have had somebody that won't stop bitching about not stacking heroes (y u guise taking dis seriously? iz meme mode xD), and especially wants to stack symmetras since that's NEVER been done ever before.
I mean, it's not that I have a problem with hero stacking or stacking shield generators specifically. It is fun. I just want some fucking variety in my games without having to jump between 5 different game modes because blizzard decided "oh no wait, we actually DO want to split up the community as much as possible"

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>>164137070
Get rekt noob ;)

>competitive matchmaking is exactly the same as qp

how do you fuck up this badly

>>164135707
He's a big guy

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>>164136824
>>164136664
>quickplay
>4man premade
>all pick DPS
>in a group with one friend, 4 man tells us to pick a heal and tank so we pick a Roadhog and Zenyatta
>4man all start complaining after the enemy team takes the first point telling me to switch because Zenyatta can't solo heal and my friend to switch to Zarya becuase "roadhog isn't good on this map"
>switch to widowmaker
>4man explodes
>friend switches to Hanzo
>4man leaves

>>164136664
Just chooze hanzo and widowmaker in that case

>>164137119
>WHERE IS MY TEAM

Whenever anyone asks this there is a 99% chance that they overextended

How do I make Tracer work in solo?

>tfw the general is moving really slow

What have you accomplished in Overwatch recently /owg/?

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>>164137318
4u

>>164137532
By not picking her

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Amaris

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>HEY WE GOT THE POINT LET'S LEAVE THE POINT IMMEDIATELY
>Say group up
>Ignored
>They get routed and slaughtered
>They spam
>THANKS
>THANKS
>THANKS
>Spread my ass for the enemy team to fuck me hard on the point

>>164137727
Discord is gonna tear this group, just like it did with the smash bros one

>>164137532
1. Go fast
2. Shoot dudes

>>164137428
>be genji
>go into lijang tower point by myself because overtime
>actually 1v4 the people inside
>get out of point to chase lucio as ana and reinhardt are outside the point
>reinhardt charges the choke at the opponents gate
>ana follows
>i kill the lucio and we lose the point cause no one was in

I mean I am probably partly to blame but jesus fuck.

I don't think I have ever played a worse fps game in my life.

>>164137804
What do you mean?

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Watching the animated shorts, and as much as I love the game and appreciate how well animated the shorts are, holy shit does the story suck
>I am good because I am a person! Look at me standing up for peace and human rights!
>I am evil!
>why are you evil
>I have no motivation for being evil, I am evil just because!
>oh no hope nothing bad happens
>bad things happen, everything looks bad
>good guys save the day, bunnies hop around a field, bad guys are mad and flowers for everyone
The whole "evil for the sake of being evil" can be done right in special cases, but it only works if they as well as the protagonists have underlying reasons for following their paths like Dio and jojo
But there's fuckall in overwatch, and the shorts make no fucking sense in contrast to the game. Why the fuck would tracer and widowmaker share a team? Why the fuck would tracer and winston fight against eachother over shit?
They make up all these rules in the lore and throw them out the window in the game. I just don't fucking get what they're trying to do

>>164136664

>4 man premade
>pharah is killing everyone
>they won't tell one of their dps players to change to counter pharah
>lose round
>"why even group up if you don't communicate? t. me"
>"because experience bonus"

happened somewhere around plat-diamond

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Dear Blizzard,

Make Symmetra shit again or the kitty gets it

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tfw mercy main
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Hdg362i5Q

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>>164137760
>be me
>be reinhardt
>pushing up on hanamura
>my team kills their bastion and 1-2 other people
>We have advantage
>Go in and take the point
>literally the only person who came in with me is S76
>Everyone else is still cowering at the entrance as though the enemy team was still turtling
>at least soldier is with me
>look at soldier
>he's standing literally just outside the point
>they respawn and our push fails

quickplay is suffering

SO
flashbang headshot tracer
flashbang fan the hammer everyone else
is that it?

when does the winter event end?

>>164137904
Reaper is evil because he feels abandoned and betrayed by his friends, experiencing constant pain from medical condition and regularly gets bullied by everyone

>>164137878
Overwatch isn't an FPS any more than dota is an RTS. It's just a a different control framework over the MOBA gameplay. Instead of clicking on dudes from an isometric view you click on dudes from a first person view.

>>164137904
>throw them out the window in the game
the game is not canon, the interactions are there as a flavor

>>164137428
>Making push
>Team mates picked off one by one
>They all rush back in solo as soon as the spawn in
>Get picked off again
>Keep doing this until time runs out
Why do people push solo when not flanking?

>>164138163
yeah but if your rolls on cooldown don't fth. also if genji has his deflect ready don't use it on him.

>>164138279
So the game to the story is like toys to an action movie?

Are you retarded?

>>164137760
You should stick with your team no matter what, if 2-3 people decide to push in you should push with them and not sit back on the point because they will probably lose that fight without you and the the enemy can easily pick you off after that. It's like you are voluntarily putting a mei wall between half of your team.

>>164138373
exactly that, you are retarded if you cannot understand how things work

>>164137727
Recently got Rapid Discord

https://youtu.be/OVmeTpTk4Mw

And made a video but I'm not going to do comp for a few days

https://youtu.be/RyEis3k34wU

>>164137904
Blizzard games are notorious for bad backstories

>>164138373
This is how it works, yes. In-game interactions are "what-if" moments. They do not canonically happen.

>>164138373
This is literally true. The game is not canon.

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This games needs a flamboyant male hero.

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>>164137748
nice

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>>164138578
This game needs a cute loli.

>>164138430
Okay, let me put it simple you can fucking understand how fucktarded you are
You're saying that the game, a product, was made, like toys, to advertise and sell the story
the story that is free
the story that was written after the game was made

you're saying that the game exists as fanservice, and not the other way around

This is so fucking retarded for so many reasons. Mainly, the story is free, can be read by anyone, all the shorts are on youtube and you have to buy the game
Who in the fuck would read the tracer comic and say "Man this is great but I really wish this was a game that's like a team brawler but an fps"
No one
Fucking no one would
Mainly because the comics are nose-deep into character and not action or actually exciting shit, which would sprout the idea of it being an interactive media. at best it could be a film, but we already have the shorts. which in turn compliment the comics and vice versa
Fuck off

>>164138578
they are supposed to be soldiers and supports
this isn't a fashion show
this reminds me of the bright suggestion someone had here of adding Emily into the game

VERY fast mei moving at incredibly hgih speed

>Finally starting to get all the holiday skins
>Wanted to buy them at the start of the event but knew id get them again
>Now dont feel like wearing them because it's not christmas anymore
What do

>>164138178
He should come hang out with me. We'll paint each other's nails and talk about boys. And i'll knit him a sweater while he watches retarded mexican teleplays and eats home baked cake

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>>164138905
He's not saying that. You're saying that.

He's saying that the game is not canon to the overwatch universe. It is an arcade "what if" experience where goofy things can happen like characters who hate each other being on the same team or solemn mercenaries wearing fucking santa hats.

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>>164136207
>>164135350
>blueberry
When will Blizz show us how Talon trained her?

is there a checklist image for all the christmas items? like with all the other events, where can i find it?

>>164138905
The game that can have Soldier 76 shooting himself makes sense as cannon.
It's not cannon, because it makes no sense as cannon and a cannon game wouldn't be as fun or make any sense.

>>164139110
So the game
which birthed the story
which the story is based on

isn't canon

the source

isn't

canon

I'm trying really fucking hard here to separate the two but it's literally impossible

>>164139198
>a canon game wouldn't be as fun or make any sense
See: tf2

>>164138905
You can't even read. Just stop posting and go back at digging holes in the ground with a stick you fucking troglodyte. The game itself is just an arena where you pick a variety of characters in different scenarios, nothing like that happens in the main story.

The main story itself is not finished yet and they are trying to feed the players bits and pieces with comics and animated shorts. Can't even believe that there are people like you that cannot understand that.

>>164139264
Yes, this is literally true.

>>164139264
the story stuff just exists as an attempt to give the heroes personality and back story

>>164139264
>See: tf2
that one with a dozen of clones fighting each other on farms?

>>164139181
My theory is never, because it might end up being way too dark to show. Wouldn't fit with the otherwise tentatively optimistic mood of the rest of the lore.

>>164138918

We know literally nothing about Emily though. Maybe she has some powers.

She is dating Tracer who is the target of a terrorist organization who has used spouses against each other and she lives unprotected in an apartment so I'm guessing she at least has some way of protecting herself or Blizzard sucks shit at writing which is the more likely answer.

>>164139435
>chasing mercy as Winston
>soldier comes along and pops his heal
>can't even damage soldier with his own heal and mercy's combined
Imagine if the rest of the tanks had that damage, maybe the game would be fixed

>7 smurfs in one game

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The game is just Athena running battle simulations in various scenarios

>>164139541
Didn't mean to quote

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>>164139601
Athena is a best girl

>>164139461
>Blizzard sucks shit at writing which is the more likely answer

This is the true answer. They basically invented retconning because they have to rewrite all their shitty decisions

>>164135725
Pointy Cyberpunk tank when?

>>164139728
>Who's Falstad?

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>>164139681
>trusting an Omnic AI
She deserves to get delet like all of her brethren.

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>>164139601
If Athena does become playable, her body needs to be the one between Tracer and Mario.

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>>164139734
Soon I hope

>>164139461
The only reason she was introduced is so that she could be stuffed in the freezer later triggering some character development for tracer.

The literally who is gonna die, nothing of value will be lost and no one's gonna give a shit.

>>164139870
Judging by the logo on the robot's head thats probably the case.

Where is my cat girl hero?

>>164138308
They think it's a cod reskin when it's actually a LoL reskin

Anyone here ship Zarya/Genji?

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>>164135725

Still mad.

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>>164135725
I hope we get Athena next

>>164139870
Isn't that pretty much a given? The head seems to have Athena's logo on it but then again it could also mean something else or nothing at all.

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Stop playing Mei

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>>164135167
You are tasked with creating the visual design and background of OWs next character.

Describe them.

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>>164140118
Such a cool fucking design
>tfw we get the current ugly sombra design instead

>>164140118
I prefer generic cyberpunk to generic animu shit.

We need at least one Omnic character for each class.

Attack: ???

Defense: Bastion

Tank: Athena

Support: Zenyatta

So what exactly is the punishment? for leaving too much?

>>164140260

Waifu monkey with a gun.

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>>164140260
cute girl that pilots a mech

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>>164140254
listening to Burzum right now. what happened to you varg?

>>164140512
You can only play Sombra until next season.

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.>faggot on the enemy team keeps calling out my team mistakes
>"nice ult genji"
>"oh that was an amazing hook"
>"wow that blizzard sure did a lot"
>ask him why he has to do that
>says all he is doing is complementing my team what the fuck is my problem

His anger makes me really think he isn't fucking trolling around. Is this just some weird advanced form of autism?

So who has the best moans?

>>164140473
For an offensive one I was thinking something like Bastion's configuration ability but if was something else besides a mini-gun and didn't immobilize the hero.

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>>164140896
d.va

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>>164140896
Reaper

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I want a Reaper main bf to put me in my place like the mongrel I am

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>>164141142
Thoughts?

>>164140512
Get banned for the entire season.

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DOOMFIST
Numbers are not balanced or well thought out pls don't focus on them edition

>200 Health
>200 Armor
>Role: Offense
>Niche: Anti-tank bruiser

>M1
Punch: 75 damage melee swing, knocks target back
>M2
Disruptor Fist: Fires a rocket propelled fist which explodes in a small AOE (smaller than Mccree Flashbang.) can pierce rein and Zarya shields and removes all personal shield hp from the target. 6 Second Cooldown, 50 damage
>E
Armored Plating: Restores 100 Armor instantly. 8 second cooldown.
>Shift
Vanguard: 15 meter per second move speed for 1 second. 6 second cooldown.
>Q
Doomfist: Perform an uppercut with the doomfist, launching targets upward and at an angle (based on their position relative to the strike point.) Does low damage on strike but when knocked back targets hit a wall or the ground they take damage based on how far they traveled up to 1000.

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>>164140896
https://youtu.be/vO8TRGaqM9I?t=6m59s

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Shhh, Hana-chan is sleeping.

>>164136794
Actually it would be neat if the mech would be a Metal Gear, DOOM Cyberdemon and Gundam put in an angry blender to result in a cute little loli with schizophrenic, enormous amounts of hatred and sadism when in her MONSTROSITY of a mecha, lovely named "bonegrinder", while being a the little animu shit she normally is when out of her mech.
Would make her less of an obnoxious simpleton.

>>164141451
sleep well hana-chan

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is anyone else bored? season 3 has been very boring for me. i used to play this game every day now i can barely enjoy it for five minutes.

>>164141097
I'd rather have one with its own weapon and gimmick, don't need to crib stuff from Bastion. Something like a portable railgun with an M2 that you can charge and fire that pierces through enemies in a line.

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>Bastion can now be carried as a weapon by Tanks
>post yfw

>>164141670
bastion + dva or bastion + winston would mean instant team wipes. ESPECIALLY dva

>>164125152
I-I am a good Ana in gold...

>>164127981
>bought
can you not just create another b.net account???

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>>164141249
Please treat me like dirt

>>164141451
WAKE UP BITCH

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>>164141670

>>164141451
She needs a blanket to stay warm.

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>>164141670
>Doomfist is a tank.
>He has the ability to pick up and throw allies
>Throwing a bastion into the enemy backline

>>164141249
Do you get carried by 1 or 2 other people?

>>164142383
That guy plays solo most of the time. Met him in matches several times.

>get POTG as Zarya by melting the entire enemy team on the point with a Graviton Surge + fully-charged particle cannon and capping it right after

STRONG AS THE MOUNTAIN!

>>164142483
>That guy
>implying it's not you

Zarya counters dva

What counters zarya?

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How would you alter a particular hero for a fun/OP arcade game mode where shit gets real weird and goofy?

>D.Va
Infinite boost with no cooldown
>Winston
No leap cooldown
>Widow
No grappling hook cooldown spiderman mode
>Torbjorn
3 turrets
>Symmetra
18 turrets
>Lucio
+100% move speed

etc

>>164138163
bodyshot flashbang fth on mei and reaper

>>164142623
any dps with a sense of timing and more range than her beam

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>>164142632
Reinkart could be fun

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>>164142632
>Tracer
>No blink cooldown
>75 health

Live fast die hard mode.

>>164142632
lucio only, low gravity, infinite wallride

>>164142839
they really need to make a wallride map where the floor is lava

>>164142743
This, unfortunately. Zarya relies on enemy stupidity to charge her weapon and any DPS can burn her before she burns them. Her M2 is still dangerous, though.

>>164142801
Is there any video anywhere with six Reinhardts all charing at once in a line and?

Has anyone else been having a weird bug where instead of showing reinhardt charging in the post-death cam, it shows him walking really fucking fast? It's pretty scary. Also, when someone gets charged the characters whole scream gets played, even after they've been killed.

>>164141279
Those numbers are not balanced or well thought out desu

>>164141249
Post dick pix

>>164143182
I've seen webms of it but never experienced it myself

Just returned to the game after something like 8 months off. Who do I main to carry shitlords to victory?

>>164143606
ana

Anyone from EU that still hasn't got the Oni Genji skin and want to unlock it? I'm planning on playing co-op against easy AI, heard that is the fastest way.

Citronvand#1239

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>MEKA dies
>Doing my best with Zero Suit D.Va
>Take a fire strike
>Gook warnings suddenly flash on my screen

when will 3 v 3 be fixed?
there's a mei on literally every team glitching in the walls

>>164143771
Did a smaller d.VA pop out?

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>>164143419
a-at least you replied, sempai

>>164143837
Exploiters will be banned.

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>winston's tickle gun now ignores shields and armor
is rape ape meta now?

>0-50 energy Zarya feels absolute joke
>+70 energy feels like she's firing 100x kamehameha

>>164143897
>Winston now automatically one-shots Zenyattas with a gun that auto targets

what a great idea anon

>>164143897
he's currently not meta because he's shit against tanks. he doesn't need any buffs.

>>164142620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

>>164143867
>expecting people here to reply to posts which are not waifufaggotry and/or shipping

You have come to the wrong general!

>>164140784
Probably a Mercy main trying to blend in

Why does every match feel like a 1vs11?

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What is the best voiceline and why is it SAKE

>>164143897
>Winston is knuckle-walking

At least Blizzard did its research.

>>164144308
boop

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>>164144293
Because it's easier to see the enemies in front of you than it is to see your teammates behind you

>>164144308
why are you so angry

>>164144308
>>164144445
Both voice lines suck, "Is this easy mode?" is the best voice line.

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When the fuck did everyone start calling D.va out of her mech "Baby D.Va"??? It makes no fucking sense

>start playing Winston
>enemy team has a Genji 9 out of 10 matches
>at least half of them try to Deflect the tickle gun

HOW EMBARRASSING

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>>164144610
Because she smol

>>164144610
because of reddit and tumblr memes

>>164141279
Those numbers are really not balanced at all :^)

>Tired of getting ass fucked by D.va
>start playing her myself
>fucking free wins everywhere
This is great. I should have done this earlier.

Friendly reminder to filter these words:
Hana
Cute
Cutest
Ship
Ships
Shippers
Shipping
Ziegler
Amari
Dom
Drawfag
Draw
Waifu

>>164144308
It's iiiiiinnnn the refridgerator

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>>164144308
>Playing Ana, waiting to attack
>Have the disapproval emote
>Reaper and Soldier staring at each other spamming "What are you looking at?"
>Go up and start spamming the emote

It's was delightful

It's sad I can't play comp in weekends it will be even worse now with drunk people

>>164144746
Picking meta heroes is good, who would have thought?

>>164144589
Thought this was a new comic for a second

>>164144692
She's like half a foot taller then Tracer

>>164144308
MADA MADA

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>>164135167
>play widow
>having a great game withe several multikills
>killing their pharah over and over to the point she is complaining in voice chat
>die to soldier ult
>running back from spawn
>pharah kills one person (Ana)
>Ana: "WTF widow can you kill the fucking Pharah please?"

I swear to god, as fun as playing thsi character is, its not worth the constant complaining from your team. I can play literally 3 times as bad on a soldier in terms of elims, damage done, and K:D, and people will be happier with me.

>>164144789
>filters Ziegler and Hana but not Mercy and D.va
for what why

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>>164144930
u wrong

>>164145008
Because thats how shitposting waifufags refer to them.

>>164144789
t. widowfag

>>164145067
Jack and Reaper are probably a lot older then that. And Reaper is also most likely older then Jack because he was his CO back in their US Army days.

>>164144930
I want those long legs of D.va wrapped around me

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>pick lucio
>win
Why is this allowed?

>>164144981
>that picture

They should replace venom mine with a smoke grenade

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>7 lose streak
>ENOUGH
>play zarya
>get 3 gold medals
>ulting everyone into mei's ult
>3 gold medals
>FUCKING ZARYA AIMLOCK REPORTED
i think i found a new main

>>164145067
Wait, Zenyatta is his last name? And Mondatta was his brother, right?

Did Blizzard seriously name someone after a fucking Police album?

>>164145370
I have 65% win rate as lucio but I kill a lot, silver medal in eliminations last game without booping

I really want to cum on Sombra's head.

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>>164145370
>play comp (Diamond)
>pick Lucio
>suddenly mid-match get a call that I have some work to do and rewrite some documents
>go semi-afk on the point in Volskaya
>win
>gold healing

Best character.

>>164145439
i just realized i said i got 3 gold medals twice, i'm retarded, forgive me senpai

When you start to get SR bonus from win streak, got 5 wins in a row multiple times and didn't got any bonus sr

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>>164145485
Cease

>>164144308
NATURAL SELECTION

>>164145370
Went on vacation this week with only my laptop but I had to refresh my comp play before my rank started to decay after a week.
Had 15fps and >100 ping but I still won because I picked Lucio

Thank you music man

>>164145607
She's so cute though

>>164145607
what short is this?

>>164145439
fucking love that shit
>lucio trying to contest in the most predictable pattern ever
>zap his ass
>gg zarya aimbot hacker reported

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>>164145792
Infiltration

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>>164145665

>>164145792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI&t

>>164145067
>Zarya is 6'5" tall

God damn.

>>164141318
blizz really want people to make porn of their characters (and it's worked)

>>164145439
She's a hell of a lot of fun to play as.

>>164145927
God she needs my semen all over her face

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How would you feel about one of these being an Offense-class Omnic character?

>>164144308
;) is better

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>play tons of zarya on my smurf
>don't have much zarya on main account because I'm usually the support in my group I play with
>solo queue on main
>zarya
>team immediately checks if I play zarya
>"HES THROWING HE DOESNT PLAY ZARYA REEEEEE"

>>164146435
bored, anything that a generic omnic bot has to offer is covered by bastion

>>164144308
>MUDA MUDA
>Can't Stop Won't Stop
>the line about german engieering

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>>164145485
same

>>164146676
Retards will always find a reason to tilt. Tell them you heve a second ACC on which you play a lot of Zarya and do your thing. If they keep acting like retardmonkeys thats on them.

>>164144308
Heppy Halloween!

Do you think Junkrat makes that noise he makes when he lays a trap when he diddles kiddies

>>164146732
Considering they have different designs, different weapons, and different functions, very doubtful.

>>164144308
"you're on my naughty list"

>>164144308
"I dreamt I was a butterfly"
Though I also enjoyed using "Always strive for improvement" and spamming it in front of snipers

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TEKHARTHA ZENYATTA

>D.Va
>Tank that can melt anybody by holding fire with infinite ammo and block any projectiles used back
>If ever come close to dying just ult and kill everyone around you
>If you manage to die you just pop out as a DPS with tracer health
Who thought this was a good idea

>>164147107
>slow squishy girl with no abilities and a pistol worse then mercys
>"OP"

>>164147107
People shouted at Blizzard for being retarded even when it was just on the PTR, yet the buffs came through anyway. They need to lower her HP again because right now she is retardedly powerful.

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>>164147107
She would be fine without that random health buff she got

>>164147107
she's incredibly boring to play as too

>>164147278
>People shouted at Blizzard for being retarded even when it was just on the PTR, yet the buffs came through anyway.

How many times do we have to tell the community, Blizzard doesn't listen to ANYONE during the PTR. It's a publicity stunt, that's all

>>164135830
Found the retard

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>>164147620

>>164147267
Pilot D.va's pistol is literally one of the best weapons in the game.

>Mystery Heroes shitty to the point that I don't even care about grinding the holiday loot boxes out any more

Way to go blizzard, I don't even want to play OW anymore thanks to that shit.

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tfw win every game from 2200-2500 then lose my first 2500+ game

>>164147323
It's not random. She has a crit box the size of most characters torsos.

>>164147690
d.va main btw

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>>164147740
It amazes me how people can get so fucking mad about the arcade games, particularly mystery heroes. I get all my boxes in 90 minutes and have a blast.

>>164147740
It's literally better than quickplay because retards can't just stubbornly lock into Genji or widow, and are periodically forced to ask themselves "OK How should I proceed?" whenever they respawn

>>164137119
Chasing the other guy

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>>164147098
WILL DIE

>>164147930
>>164148119


Because I can only take the RNG giving my team quad sombras, no healers, and no tanks while the other team gets competitive comps so many times.

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>Can heal from across the map in complete safety at 93 health/second
>Grenade that damages/heals, and doubles incoming healing/stops incoming healing
>5 second sleep on a 12 second cooldown
>ult makes someone a god
Explain this RIGHT NOW

>>164147930
mystery heroes is my favorite mode by far in the game but this event stucked since you could only play in 2 maps, one of them being fucking hanamura

>>164147891
>literally no damage falloff
>literally perfectly accurate
>literally 100 dps without crits

>>164148210
>Zarya with this body type

I fucking wish.

>>164148235
You need to aim t.blizzard

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>>164147684
I'm #1!

>>164148235
Most OP hero in the game.
Blizzard admit she's broken but refuse to do anything about her.

>>164148235
Blizzard.

She's getting nerfed, don't worry.

>>164148235

Ana is going to get fucking gutted by nerfs soon.

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>>164148309
Mercys pistol does more damage but it shoots very slightly slower

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>>164148119

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>>164147930
Huh, it's almost like in a game with ridiculous RNG people who get good RNG enjoy it and those who recently got bad RNG don't like it

Now, if you take your autism medication and focus really hard, maybe you can think about why someone who got 9 wins in 90 mins (ten min average match time) might enjoy mystery heroes

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Remember these times owg?

>>164148385
You are little Hana, you are.

>>164148235
Hot damn that is sexy. Those curves.

>>164148252
Fucking this. It seems to spit out Hanamura 75% of the time, which is a total shitshow in Mystery Heroes. It's always a completely onesided stomp, you just have to hope RNG is on your side.

>>164148235
What you thought Blizzard was good at balancing? They've been trying to balance the same dozen classes in World of Warcraft for a decade and a half and still can't

anyone have cute pictures of junk rat I can use for my wallpaper

>>164148441
You get shit like this just as often as they do, you're just falling to confirmation bias

>>164148447
There's really no need for the anal devastation

>>164147930

No limits pisses me off because it's just

>Attack
>Enemy team has 5 sytmmetras
>Defeat
>Not enough players
>Game found
>Attack
>repeat

>>164148584
My 15 consecutive defeats and 4 consecutive full matches without a single tank on my team disagree that both teams get fucked equally.

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>>164148581
Define cute

Why are all Genjis fucking terrible team mates

>>164144025
His bubble and ult needs 2 buffs:

- cooldown on bubble starts on deployment

- has a visual and auditory indicators of when it will naturally expire over time.

And

- Primal Rage activation animation grants invulnerability while healing player to 1000 health, ignoring biotic grenade

>Primal rage strikes ignore armor

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is reinhard a team requirement in comp

>>164148768
no, but ana is

Computer stopped working. Suffering deeply from Overwatch withdrawal.

Anyway. I'm curious. For PC players: What are your specs, /owg/?

>Every comp game has mei, D.Va, and symmetra
Even when I win it's just not fun.

>>164148660
Well it's literally a fact

>>164148802
1070, i5 6600k, 8gb ram, all to ultra, 170% rendering instead of 200% so i get 120fps

Genji is gay

Prove me wrong

does he even have a penis? I'm asking the important questions here

>have Pharah with the "Leave this to a professional" voice line
>be a mediocre Pharah at best

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>>164148581

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I can't believe I didn't know this emote existed until now. Could somebody show me what it looks like with his origins skin?

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>>164148453
That movement speed while shooting buff made a pretty big difference, her damage was always good close range though

>>164148802
this is a boring post and you should feel bad for posting it

>>164148768
Yes, on the vast majority of maps.

>>164148948
this is literally the best emote in the game

>>164148928
If they introduce another gay character it'll be Junkrat.

A cyborg one

>>164148958
Remember when people said that she never will be valuable because of her huge critbox?

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>>164148581
>>164148945

>>164148768
Often, yes. Especially if the enemy has a Rein, because he will just shatter you for free and win teamfights on his own. I am a tank main in masters and if the enemy team has no Rein I basically see it as a free win due to how much freedom I have.

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Best girl

>>164148948
I find it extremely arousing

I love those claws

(Nowhere near inside my orifices though)

>>164149137
my friend i play comp alot with mains rein and i can confirm, if enemy lacks rein he just presses q and we win

You can write three overwatch tips to yourself back in time to where you were just starting out.

what do you write in order to make yourself progress in skill much faster?

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>>164148948
Gotcha

>>164149274
Only play McCree during season 1