/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station Genera

how 2 fix grainy graphics

God Save the Queen

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BEST WAIFU COMING IN

if dubs I will rule 0 permaban avada for her mental health

>>164124581
>her

>>164124527
>boobs on a xeno
>weird looking face
>clothing
>weird nonclaw hands
>pitiful drone and not a majestic queen
shit waifu/10

>>164123906
When your heads get so bored they have to raid the goonesat, it's time to call the shuttle.

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Bill Cash for husbando

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3397

>bomb-happy
lol

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3402#p17650
>shit player who can't even speak English admits to leaving unlabeled polyacid grenades around in hopes of people activating them
>12 hours
Gee, thanks Probe!

>>164124506
>>164124749
avada did nothing wrong

>>164124581
Do my dubs count?

>got to demote some fuck, set off a tsar bomba and go on magical away mission adventures
bretty fun round.

>>164125081
I'm here to teach lessons and stop shittery not give juicy bans for gossip.

His explanation was not vindicating but was not indicative that he will continue so I adjusted his ban to be in line with his ban history.

If he continues then so will the bans.

>>164125424
>I'm here to teach lessons and stop shittery not give juicy bans for gossip.
lies

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>>164125517

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>>164125669

>>164125424
Things you could do:

>a step-by-step tutorial teaching the most illiterate monkey how to make new vaults
>kill yourself

>>164125861
ok.

Sadly there is a big up front requirement for new coders / mappers to learn how to use Github. Even if making a vault is pretty simple stuff.

>>164125424
Probe, the guy pretty much admitted to attempting to metagame by making all these bombs and grenades 'just incase' of shit like nuke ops. At least keep an eye on them if they keep doing this shit

>>164125424
>down to the last post in the thread the shitter is being sarcastic, insisting he can't be touched because he only dropped the grenades, and straight-up saying "I disagree alot" to your (Probe1's) logic
Yeah I'm sure they sounded like they learned their lesson. Thank you probe for giving us the wonderful gift of having to deal with this retard's telesci stealing and attempted nonantag teleplasmaflood, if it's all in the purpose of just waiting until they get banned again I'm sure it's worth our time.

>>164125972
>breaking news: probe swinging from a tree on a noose

>>164126067
That's not meta, that's powergaming.
This is meta:

[05:42:41]ADMIN: (fluffyfris/) started the game as a Scientist.
[05:50:15]ADMIN: Rina Visser/(<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayeropts=[0x3000381]'>fluffyfris</A>) teleported a the insulated gloves to <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=285;Y=221;Z=1'>Telescience - 285,221,1</a> from <A HREF='?

>>164125007
>banned on tg for bad escalation, bombing while nonantag because "escalation" and on headmins' decision after welderbombing the hop office
>blames it on a leaving admin who was just one of three headmins

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>>164126067
Look I don't play a single round of security without arresting someone that has 8 different dangerous things "just in case".

I promise to keep an eye on it.

>>164126112
There's a difference between a person doing what you require them and a person getting on their knees and succ. When we're talking about server rules I don't need you to like me or be polite. I just need you to not do whatever shit you did.

>>164126143

___________ when?

>>164126638
When you ______ it

>>164126638
When You Code It.

>>164126614
I'd like to volunteer next time admin applications are open, any tips?

>>164126614
Probe, there's a difference between a person reluctantly saying "OK" and a small kid kicking and screaming about how he didn't do nuffin.

>>164126783
Say you'll cover the shitty shifts like I did. Contribute to the server now and sign up as an admin because we need admins, like I did.

I didn't want to ban people or spawn shit I just wanted to help the server and give back a little to the game that gave me a fucking LOT of free entertainment. So by the time it was right and we needed more admins, I was already vaguely known for trying to contribute.

>>164126845
I agree, but I'm also not ornery enough to mind.

>>164126543
I didn't actually believe that was the full story (it very rarely is). If he can't manage to keep it cool, he'll be back out. If he can, I guess there's no problem.

I want Evangelyne Garland to get her butt sweaty and sit on my face!

Is even possible to empty a syringe without injecting it into something?

Fuck off Avada, you generic shitter

>>164128148
I don't think you understand how syringes work

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lmao

>>164128767
You press on the plunger, it ejects whats in the needle. Sometimes I just want to dump it on the ground.

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>set to antag and become one
>now all the bombing and nades are valid
>now im untouched and can be an ultimate shitter
Wew, lucky for you i have more autism for building than destroying. Stay salty english fags.

>>164127265
The problem is that they're repeating what got them in trouble in tg.

>>164128897
I knew this'd happen when I changed pathogenic incubators to be able to stack viruses but decided to warn no one

>>164129153
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13180

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>>164126418
Serious question:
Isn't this ACTUALLY metagaming?

>Try and talk to the miners several times
>Find out its cult
>still try and talk to the miners, no replies
>miner comes back from the asteroid, is dodging questions
>Pulls out a stun baton
>after a bit of a chase gets handcuffed and his tome is pulled out of his backpack
All you had to do was reply once on comms saying you're working on it or something. You pretty much gave yourself away.

>>164129668
no if you have a brain

>>164129668
no duh metagaming is allowing out of round knowledge affect your actions during the round that's nothing like using out of round knowledge to powergame a pair of gloves

>>164129796
>magically know the exact coordinates of everything stealable on the station without ever leaving your room
There's even a coordinate drift in place to try to prevent this, which you can also defeat by meta-"having-a-fucking-spreadsheet" and comparing relative offsets from other GPS.
That's pretty meta to me.

>>164129668
Metagaming is like if the nuke ops, placed the nuke in a very specific place in ghetto botany, and a telescientist without any ingame knowledge managed to teleport the nuke away and every single ops to another sector without being given a single ingame clue of it being ops.

Meta knowledge in game == metagaming.

>>164129954
make a request then buckfoi

>>164130187
What if I want to know if it's actually against the rules first boifuk

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>>164129954
>check security cameras
>oh hey i can see everything not bolted down
>hey thats neat i want that
>run up to the wall with the gps and note it down and come back and adjust it a bit and zap it in
Would completely removing the teleporter and the gps system solve your butthurt?

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>>164130418
Yeah, that's exactly how you would steal shit without metagaming.
Metagaming would be skipping all of those steps and just w-w-whipping out your spreadsheet that tells you the exact coordinates of everything.

>>164130418
Great reaction image by the way I'm stealing it

Hi im legoscape im going to grief your server

>>164130034
All of that is acceptable here.

Someone post the chemistry cheat sheet

>>164131283
uh, no it isn't, it's against the rules

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>>164131304
Fun fact: This is the PR with the most thumbs up ever
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10352

>>164131428
Thanks anon

>>164131428
>Iron
Every time.

>>164131383
>nuke ops, placed the nuke in a very specific place in ghetto botany
It's fine.
>and a telescientist without any ingame knowledge managed to teleport the nuke away
It's fine in nuke ops, just don't do it every single game.

>>164131994
>and every single ops to another sector without being given a single ingame clue of it being ops.
you skipped this part and it's not about the ops, it's about the telescientist who shouldn't be able to know where the nuke is manages to somehow teleport the nuke and entire op team somewhere, this is metagaming which is against the rules.

>>164132305
If a scientist can see where their ship is through a crew monitor and knows his own position why shouldn't he be able to steal their nuke? That is also not bannable, just ask an admin.

>>164132457
Nigga I don't think you get

>Nuke ops hide nuke in a very secret place
>Scientist would have no way of knowing
>Teleports it anyway

This is meta, because that scientist should have no way of knowing where it is, unless an op told him via metacomms.

>>164132457
>see where their ship is through a crew monitor
what.
In this scenario the scientist doesn't know their location through in game means.

>>164132636
when has this ever happened? it should actually just be literally impossible for a scientist to ever teleport the nuke. ops don't have suit sensors (unless they turn them on)

>>164132636
metacomms and metagaming are seperate things, meta is just talking about round info out of game, metagaming is acting on out of game information, such as someone telling them the nuke location, or a spreadsheet for telesci locations

>>164132636
And how the fuck would he know where the nuke is if it's hidden?

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>>164132305
How can you even know by metagaming that they are there? Let your friend ghost and tell you? How can you metagame when you are all alone and have no friend to be your spotter?

>>164132806
>having friends

>>164132774
are you the real foster
or just a shit-poster

>>164132805
THAT'S THE POINT OF >>164130034

>>164132805
The ops would tell him, OOC. This isn't hard, man.

>>164132861
Shitposter. My trip is on the forums.

>>164132861
I'm celt lmao

>>164132890
>>164132921
And how does that relates to getting the insulated gloves in the auxiliary cyborg shit room?

>>164132636
Just smash the cameras nigga, telescience is blind without the cams. You can only use the crew monitor to just only zap people and not items. To zap the nuke without the cams you need an spotter to go into eye sight of the nuke and then let him call out the coordinates of the nuke over the radio.

>>164132937
real foster
drop us a line here
is metagaming kosher

>>164132974
no im celt

>>164133051
no but we don't care enough to ban people for it honk

>>164133107
you ain't the real foster
just an im-postor

>>164133150
that's a nice bar for me to think ovar
but you're accusations are too far
from the truth for it is I, fostar
word

If ops are called out, you can technically tele to/from the few locations that the ship can be at. The nuke could be stolen if you know the locations and tele someone to the ship to steal it.
Problem is that there is a tele beacon inside telesci and if ops send bombs by teleporter to the station (as per usual) telesci is out of order. Making it an uncommon tactic.

what the fuck is this whole nuke ops thing
the original idea was telesci metagaming static coordinates
nothing to do with newcops

>>164133871
that's powergaming, not metagaming.

>>164133871
someone used nuke ops setting up the nuke in an obscure location then one of the ops metacomming the nuke co-ords to a science as an example for something and somehow people misread it and are now going full damage control about how having the nukes starting co-ords written down so they can teleport it straight from the syndie ship is not metagaming

>>164134072
metagaming and metacomms are two different things

>>164133051
I'll have to get back to you on that

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>>164133795
Last time someone wandered on the ship after seeing it on the solars, there was a shitstorm that almost led to a ban and ended up getting the nuke ops ship placed farther out to prevent someone from finding it again.
Telesci into the ship using coordinates from another round, I dare you.

>>164134269
>almost led to a ban
there WAS a ban though, it was just reverted

>>164134269
You could telesnatch the nuke straight from the ship if you wanted to

>>164134269
Either you are retarded or the admin who handled that is. Did you never saw a round of people raiding raiders ship with telesci?

>>164134453
They tend to only get the raider ship because of suit sensors, that's different

>>164134186
ah, i see.

>>164134507
But vox clothing doesn't have suit sensors

>>164134641
raiders kidnap people without disabling their sensors and then telesci teleport all of sec onto the hostage

>>164134641
not vox clothing, raiders sometimes get the objective to kidnap, or they just kidnap for hostages

>>164134269
The ship only goes to a few static locations. You could test for them by sending a gps or person to the static locations as soon as ops get called out.

>>164134832
that's metagaming you dunce

>>164134832
>admin pm: why did you take the nuke ops shuttle?
>lol, they said it was nuke ops so I threw a bunch of gps to where I knew it would be
>Permabanned: reason: metagaming
Do it, you powergamimg autist. The point is that your character wouldn't know where the nuke ops came from or where there ship is without out of character knowledge.

There's a variable in ships you can use so it has a slight random offset when docking.

Just set that to 6 or something and be done with it

>>164134909
So would be looking for a ship in space, cutting off a changelings head, dragging a possible vamp to the chapel.
Metagaming is almost never banned because its common knowledge to most people after you've played for more than a week or access to a map render/wiki.

>>164135324
>cutting off a changelings head, dragging a possible vamp to the chapel
That has never been metagaming and the admins have gone out of their way to make sure everyone understands so
Maybe you missed that

>>164135324
dragging vampires to the chapel and cutting off changeling heads is not metagaming

>>164135519
it is but it's not bannable because otherwise every round would involve "vampires are real?!" and "WHAT IS THIS THING?" and all that roleplay gets in the way of the validhunting

>>164136490
therefore are considered IC knowledge and not metagaming.

ded

>>164136849
help maint

>>164137073
sec killing me in perma

>>164136745
the exact coordinates of every single stealable thing on the station aren't IC knowledge though
heck, even knowing what room every single stealable thing in the station is in would be IC knowlege, just not knowing the exact tile

I'm a sec officer, it's 12:20 station time, and no threats have revealed themselves

What should I do?

>>164137392
become the threat

>>164137392
Patrol. Alternatively, find out where the clown is.

>>164137293
Maybe, but it isn't bannable.

>>164137392
> pick up that can
Just keep going down the list of petty siht to arrest people for.

>>164137392
Eat enough donuts to get fat and buy a secway

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Is 8677°C the max you can reach in the mixing chamber or is there a way to increase it?

>>164137510
It is punishable though

>>164137392
there's a traitor in xenobiology
come alone and unarmed

>>164137659
Give proof.

>>164137510
"Nobody has been banned for it up until now" doesn't mean "is not bannable"
No two MoMMis had tried to emag each other before and look at what happened!

>>164137715
Temporary bans aren't on the page once they expire

>>164137715
I don't think we've ever had a scandal over telesci niggering things station time 12:02 before
We need an admin to set a precedent here

>>164137392
Locate the clown, watch the clown and arrest them for something small, offer implant or jailtime, if they choose implant go to robo and request them to put a gps or sps in his ass, use another gps or sps to keep tabs on him

>>164137510
It's like sec running to the captains quarters roundstart for an easy arrest on whoever broke in, most admins won't ban for it but you're still a huge shitter

>>164138149
tracking implants you fool

>>164138220
which fucking admin would have an issue with that?

>>164138368
it's literally metagaming so in an ideal world they all would

>>164138220
>secure location is prone to break-ins
>defending it is being a "huge shitter"
NEXT UP: FUCKIBG METAGAY FAGGOT CAPTAIN STOP SECURIND THE DISK!!

>>164138124
If an assistant can break into/ask a borg to open his way to the auxiliary cyborg recharging for the gloves why shouldn't scientists be able to get it with telesci? It's essentially the same but with a bit less effort.

>>164138559
"There are glubbs at cyborg aux station" vs "There are glubbs at 244,312,1 and the maint spawner is at 201,333,1 and the clownroid is around 250,340,3 ha ha time to hit all three within 2 minutes of the round starting!"

>>164138247
Gps gives coords and the room name.

>>164138498
>Running to the captains bedroom at the start of a round to look for arrest valids is not being a shitter
wew

>>164138862
don't tracking implants do the same?

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>>164138220
>It's like sec running to the captains quarters roundstart for an easy arrest on whoever broke in, most admins won't ban for it but you're still a huge shitter

>breaking into the captains office at roundstart and its SECURITIES fault for arresting you

>>164139001
I'm not saying the assistant isn't a shitter as well but the assistant isn't metagaming, just powergaming

>>164138951
Implants work with the pinpointer in the box it comes in to track. If you use an sps I think it also chimes if the person its on dies.

>>164139107
Okay so lets get this straight.

- Rushing the captains spare/laser is powergaming
- Patrolling high risk restricted areas is metagaming

Aren't they both doing the exact same thing?

>>164139316
>running to the captains quarters because you know OOC someone is likely to be in there despite no hint of it IC
>"oh I was just patrolling high risk areas haha what do you mean why am I in your office haha where are the valids"

>>164139316
>>164139107
the sec officer is being meta by assuming someone is going to break in and steal. patrolling the area around high risk places is fine, patrolling inside them isn't all that great

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>>164139610
>pictures above: Security metagaming that someone may want to kill the President and camping him when he arrives to make sure no one does.

>>164139839
you can't metagame in real life my dude all real life information is collected ic

>>164139938
Not if you're a psychic like Miss Cleo

>>164139839
>"oh hello mr president I was just patrolling"
>"what do you mean I'm not supposed to be in here I'm patrolling"
>"well yeah I broke in I need to patrol your room this is a high risk area what if someone breaks in to steal your soap"

>>164139938
So you're telling me it's completely possible to understand via IC info that secure things are to be protected?

>>164140026
the mind read and telepathy genetic power are all ic

>tfw my ban appeal was denied
;_;

>>164140108
okay if security is running to the captains bedroom and hiding there until someone breaks in thats pretty shitty.

and ive never seen it happen.

>>164126418
>Runs Visser
I knew they were a shitter.

>>164140124
patrolling a bank doesn't mean breaking into the vault and waiting for robbers to show up, it means being near it to catch people who try

>>164140290
I've seen it happen a few times

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>>164140162

>>164140162
who are you

>>164137392
Keep patrolling.
Do not give in to the urge to be shitcurity.
Be polite, be professional, and start making plans to kill anyone you meet.

>tfw your husbando won't pay attention to you

notice me senpai

>>164140858
who is it.

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>Cruising around on my janicart with my basketball looking for something to do
>find medbay's fake bomb and decide to do some pranks
>go outside the AI upload and wait for someone to walk by before dropping the bomb and pretending to walk off.
>do it again at the HoP, starting to get chased by an engi and a detective
>get tasered and tell him its just a prank
>go for one last bomb joke by R&D
>throw it into R&D and someone runs away
>actual bomb goes off closeby
>bleeding out and smashed skull, Hitakahkah tries to save me
>miners are convinced I was actually the bomber and kill me

>>164142414
Fake bomb is the best item in the game

>>164142414
>no one said hey maybe a cargo tech shouldnt be ordering shards

I was nearly dead near the end of it. What the fuck happened after the explosion in Medbay?

>Neither of those AI's got the bannu

jesus what the fuck

>>164142414
>be clown
>place banana under open locker
>the fucking captain slips into it
>weld him in and run away with it

Then I kept making announcements and hiding in the locker when captain was around

>>164142589
if an AI is acting fucky i dont understand why it isnt eliminated IC
just laser it, problem solved

>>164142581
there was some kind of fuckup with supermatter shards. shit ton of emps went of and two tele'd in to my lobby at least

>>164142589
I messed with the AI's. It's not their fault.

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All right, is "that" rerun!

Make this picture SS-related!

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13183

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watch as I run this gif for you
in the first frame, the buttons are rendered over the chicken
when the chicken presses the second button, its feathers become pointy
the simpsons were animated in a taiwanese sweatshop

this happened forever ago and im still confused
>be a ling
>about to succ someone
>he gets up and runs around about me "letting him join the hivemind" or some shit
>just end up fucking killing him cause i have no idea what he wants

what did he mean?

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13181
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I got a question
how hard would it be to code the ability for alien hunters and sentinels to egg humans?
Like in the deleted scenes, so that you're not totally fucked if you run out of drones, you can have a really slow and costly way to make more facehuggers
I think that would be neat
but it's when I code it so I need to know how hard it would be to make people melt into an egg

>>164144276
whoever drew this doesn't know how syringes work

>>164144276
oh god
the son of a bitch

the /son of a bitch/

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>>164143494
A bit of a strange request for /ss13g/ but no worries, Anon.
Here you go!

>>164145269
I was literally in the process of doing the same exact thing.

>>164144767
No, xenos are op as is right now. No need to buff them.

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Any way to display an item in some ZAS-immune way? I like leaving imidazoline, alkysine and ryetalyn pills on a table in Medbay so that retarded/blind people who can't use the fridge can still cure themselves, but the moment ZAS happens they get thrown across the room.

has anyone saved any ss13 porn from ooc

I heard one of the players draws ss13 boobs

Post something epic

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>>164145978

>Vox Traders can now use goliath hides to fortify their suits and helmets.
>yfw xenoarchs are still cucked

Xenoarchs are literally made to suffer

>>164144767
>tumblr filename

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>>164146171
it's literally from the artists tumblr
the only other place I could get it from is patreon and I'm not paying money for this shite

to be mimed is to be thown into an unspeakable well of agony that can not be described with words

>>164146527
Anonymous acts out a scream!

>>164145891
pls respond

>>164144767
>the xeno blood is black
You had one job

>>164144767

got acid part right but the blood should be green etc

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>>164147090
>>164147178
I didn't fucking draw it you shits

what was the round end delay all about

>>164142080
it's AILSA!

>>164147598
i thought Ailsa was waifu (male)?

>>164147598
But Ailsa is a girl!

>>164147715
Ailsa is male, Ailsa is a husbando. He's dumb, but he's still a husbando. No tits + dick = male = husbando.

>>164147469
Rin being a fucking retard. Have a look at the adminlogs.

I don't know which admin that this faggot is ERPing with to not be banned yet, but jesus christ they need an immediate stomping.

>>164147783
B-but what if it's a feminine dick?

>>164147868
I thought Rin got b&?
Or was it just head roles?

>>164147903
No such thing, you fucking memer.

>>164147868
>Rin being a retard
job bans from everything but mommi when?

>>164147913
Head roles + sec.

So, of course, they start playing borg and sniffing out those valids.

>>164147598
Ailsa is a bad meme and a forced waifu.

>>164148025
fucks sakes
I geniunely despise them
>>164148034
oh
okay
how do I make myself not a bad meme?

>>164148025
im assuming they were PIN the borg
they really ganked that wizard buckled to his bed even after HoS told them to stop

>these logs
Holy shit Bumbling needs to learn how to type

>>164147868
Non human was stun gloving and punching a human during asimov lawset, human was asking for help.

>>164148025
SILICON
PLAYERS

>>164148082
You're alright.

Don't succumb.

>>164148025
>>164147987
>>164147913
>>164147868
>Rin

Oh boy. Rin.

They were a terrible shit validseeker as sec and a relentless powergamer as an antag in tg, to the point they got rule zero'd.

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About time for Rin to get BINNED.

>>164148082
just b yourself.

>>164148465
>don't succumb
They already have, anon. They're an attention hungey self-shilling meme like the rest of them.

>>164148082
give it up Ailsa, everyone knows you're trash at not being the best waifu!

Everyone with at least one R in their name is a shitter

>Rin
>Rei
>Mustardtiger
>DrCelt

See?

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>PM: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy)->PootisManiac/(P.I.N): Can you tell me how he harmed the human?
>PM: PootisManiac/(P.I.N)->Small_Boss/(Test Dummy): Unknown has been touched with the stun gloves by Jerry Spinefeld!

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Why are the usualy waifu's talked about here the biggest sluts? Where the modest waifu's at?

Also what happend to Fritzl? Banned or changed the static?

if rin is EVER a borg while i'm playing AI i will blown them at round start. they can shit up sec all they want but they will NOT ruin my perfect binary haven of metallic children

>>164148648
i dont think they self shill, i know i and some others shill for them though quite consistently

>>164148082
WHY WILL YOU NOTICE AN NPC BUT YOU WON'T NOTICE ME

>silicon player has no concept of escalation
STOP
THE
FUCKING
PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!

>>164148807
What about Rail

>>164148841
while leaving out the punching and cash asking for help

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>>164148935
I don't remember noticing an NPC outside of Ian

>>164149023
H-he doesn't count

>>164149112
HE SITS IN MED AND DOES NOTHING AND YOU'RE DROOLING ALL OVER HIM BUT YOU WON'T NOTICE ME EVEN THOUGHH I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO TALK TO YOU

>>164148882
The modest waifus are pretty much every static fe(male) that isn't mentioned in the thread. The "slut" waifus get shitposted to oblivion because they are an easier target, which then makes them an even easier target from their exposure in the thread.

It's all about visibility in the community and whether or not they're a shitter/good at their job

>>164149236
I DON'T LIKE GIRLS

>>164149356
IM NOT A GIRL

>>164149335
>get posted about
>haven't been called a slut yet
wew

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>>164149469
Then you must not be a shitter. Good job anon

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>>164148910
Make him into a PAI and give it to some service job guy.

>>164148807
Celt is NICE!
N
I
C
E

>>164149469
slut

>>164149437
NO BOYS TALK TO ME REGULARLY
UNLESS YOUR NAME IS BEEPSKY I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Humans = Whites
Greys = Asians
Voxes = Blacks

>>164149595
what about black humans?

>>164148882
Fritzl was a shitter 100%.

All of the new waifus are really shitty, desu.

>>164149674
They're the blacks of the whites

>>164149595
>Humans = Whites
Correct
>Greys = Asians
Correct
>Voxes = Blacks
First of, Voxi, secondly, they aren't black so much as gypsies, blacks have guns, gypsies will just beat the shit out of you.

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>>164149595
>implying blacks aren't the rapidly reproducing and mindlessly destructive spider
Vox are jews, what the hell are you smoking?

>>164149595
What are skeletons and plasmamen then

>>164149595
What about waifus?

>>164149587
die please

is there any legitimate way I can get some vidya music added to the escape shuttle?

i know it has to be 2 minutes long

>>164149943
Alt-white and purple drank

>>164149595
>vox = blacks
Lol no

>>164150413
yes, email pomf. i think its [email protected] but its been a while

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>>164149987
Whites with pointy ears

>>164150413
No

>>164150646
you ok man?

>>164150495
I am very much okay with this

>>164150734
I'm not a man, man, I'm a _MAN_

http://yackemflam.tumblr.com
Found smut

>>164151353
what the fuck is up with the things that have two dicks? Some vore/bay abomination?

>>164151353
it's shit

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>>164151353
>that first image
POSITIVELY UNCHRISTIAN

>>164151353
Hope you don't think you're some kind of epic hacker, because they've posted that in ooc before

>>164151526
tg
what's worse is that it's based on the fact that some lizards have two dicks

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>>164152106
I mean, at least it doesn't have two dicks just because for snowflake reasons.

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>>164151353
>No xeno's
QUEEN CONFIRMED AS PURE AND BEST WAIFU!

>>164151526
>>164152106
Can you still get two dicks on Citadel?

>>164151671
have they posted any other art

>>164151353
Wow.
This is legitimate some of the worst porn I have ever seen, and I've browsed DeviantArt for low-quality pictures of extremely specific fetishes.

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>>164149943
finnish / mexican and southeast asian

>>164152807
Is the booru up to date even? Are we missing anything interesting?

>>164152991
>tfw no uncle death coat sprite

>>164153062
Eye cataracts are certainly interesting but I wouldn't say you're missing out.

>>164153152
Someone should really get on that, plus his mask with the silly glasses and the golf club scythe and a skateboard.

>tfw I'm starting to understand the "if I can't have them, nobody can" mindset

>>164152807
>>164153374
How terrible are they

>>164154164
It's just extremely mediocre. Nothing special but not the worst like they make it out to be

>>164154057
Are you talking about waifus there?

>>164154057
file a ban request on them after baiting them into doing something dumb
then get into the admin's good books and tell them they can be unbanned only if they do whatever you want with you

Why do people lust for valids in this game anyway
I can understand wanting to chase an antag that has wronged you but what satisfaction can you get from going to extreme lengths each round to click sprites until they go horizontal

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>>164154779
RP is fucking gay, that's why I hunt for valids. It's not just antags that I valid hunt, if any weeb fag tries to RP with me as some anime cat girl, I bash them with a toolbox until there sprite is sideways.

I lust for Valids because Im not a fucking gay Roleplayer.

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>corpse wearing cat ears and cat tail shows up to medbay
>stuff them in cloner
>stare at the console for a few seconds
>take them out, put them in bodybag labeled "MENTAL INTERFACE FAILURE"
I have already gotten away with this twice and it makes my whole day.

>>164155014
but anon they removed (You)'s

>>164155274
Is there any better feeling when the lights start to flicker right after?

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>>164155014
https://youtu.be/CvKP3_1PL5c
something ironic about "valid" as a term too because on some level I think that the people who play this game to kill other players do so as a means of personal validation. like "yeah I'm the man, man I'm the top cop best boy tinpot sailor" or something

>>164155014
stop posting this same shit every day
there's nothing wrong with objecting to sugoi annie may roleplay that breaks the setting. ruins places like CM and bay moreso than the shitty rules they didn't think through or the shitty staff that enforces them

>>164155690
>personal validation. like "yeah I'm the man, man I'm the top cop best boy tinpot sailor" or something
You think too deep into this shit, man
Why do people play shooty games?
Those people are just playing SS13 as another game.

>>164155769
I mean, okay, but I think that's a part of why action games are the most popular genre too. I dunno.

>>164155690
>all roleplay done on /vg/ or bay is ebin animu roleplay

maybe i just want to be a goddamn spaceman in space on a space station with a space job, a space wife at home, and a space dog to pet
is that so much to goddamn ask

>>164156326
Yes

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>>164156326
>he's a "muh family" guy

>>164156549
>he doesn't have a beautiful space wife with a literal 2.5 kids waiting for him after he gets off space-work
go away, degenerate

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>>164156326
Yes. The essence of griefing is that anyone more invested in the game than you are are easy and fun to fuck with.

>>164156664
I haven't seen that pic literally in ages. Thank you for making me feel nostalgic.

>>164156625
>not spacing the deformed half-child
Who's the real degenerate here?

>>164156902
it's not a deformed half child, little jimmy just lost his legs in an accident

>>164156902
he's going to sell its biomass after it gets to an adequate size.

killing assets in space is a waste anon-kun, do you know how many calorie dollars went into forming it? You must get that money back some how.

Which is more effective for cooling plasma, thermal plates or heat exchange pipes?

>>164156326
send me a pic of ur wife bruh

>come on as detective
>do my job fairly well
>have some light bantz with chef
>suddenly chef wants to kill me
>crys when I arrest them for nearly killing me, after trying to show them mercy when they tried killing me the first time
>wasn't even an antag
Huh, some people are just shitters to the core eh?

every day I'm thinking bout best birb rail

>>164157320
>rail
>not kayahi

Rail can barely manage a conversation
Kayahi can do it while fixing your drinks and shooting greytides in the face with beanbags

>>164157209
Much like atmos discussion, this is exactly what it's going to go like.
>actually I tested both and both seemed to be exactly the same
>YOUR TEST WAS WROOOOOONG!
>but how was it wrong?
>YOUR TEST WAS WROOOOOONG!

>>164157297
I heard them begging for help because you kept launching bar stools at them

GHB =/= """light banter"""

>>164157470
what is GHB?
I threw the stools into the kitchen, not at them.

>>164157402
I want to make kayahi my wife.

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>>164145851
Display Cases

>Sec officers literally asking for the shuttle to be called after they call an antag

Wow

>>164157581
GO AWAY!
HE'S MINE!

>>164157598
VALIDS

SECURED

LADS

LET'S GO HOME

>>164157402
Kayahi>Hachi>>>Bawka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rail

>>164157598
LETS HAVE MORE FOUR HOUR ROUNDS YEAH

>>164157598
there is literally nothing wrong with this the game is about stopping antags and when there are no antags left there's no reason to play so you should call the shuttle

>>164157598
To be fair that was me and I was a traitor sec officer. I just wanted to go home after completing my objective.

>>164157592
That's good, but I can't cram 20 pills in there.
Any other ideas?

>>164157662
Is atmos fun? How do I get into it and other engineering stuff?

>>164157753
Build another fridge?

>>164157858
The point is that blind/retarded people cannot interact with the fridge

>>164157709
This game is about roleplaying as spessmen on a spess station. Fuck off red/grayshit.

>>164157709
Fuck off redshit/greyshit. This is a roleplaying game, not an ebin cawadooty action game.
Go back to Hippie.

>>164157753
>Make a monkey man
>Give him the ID PILL MAN
>Give him a backpack containing labeled boxes containing pill bottles, cram pill bottles in all his storage slots (pockets, hands etc)
>Buckle him to chair in medway lobby

All sorted.

The purpose of the game is to:

1. Do Your Job

2. Survive

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>>164158334
>when you've been doing your job so hard all shift you realize you're at red hunger and have nothing not related to your job in your backpack or belt

>>164158334
1. You don't get paid to survive.

>>164158334
1. Collect valids

2. Call shuttle

>>164158334
The purpose of the game is to:

1: Have fun while trying not to be a dick.
2: Have fun in whatever way you please that doesn't completely shit all over someone else's fun.

Games are for fun, Anon.

>>164158578
rules 1 and 2 are the same

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>>164157662
>those wires

>>164158474
>play sec
>only meal entire shift is 4 doughnuts crammed into an evidence box in backpack
>only get to relax when the sweet pain of crit overtakes me

>>164158334
The purpose of the game is to:

1. When non-antag: Have fun without getting banned

2. When antag: Have fun

>>164157662
>That many HE pipes for only 5 emitters and O2
Impractical. 6/10 with most of your points coming from the wire autism.

So I know that if you change laws or purge silicons, and they do bad shit, you get in trouble.

But if the borgs dick around in meme-law mode to the point someone believes they've been compromised and blows them, do they get in trouble or is it the person who changed the laws?

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mrpain says: I dont take kindly to the degree of power gaming you have admitted to here.
So am i the only honest player then?

>>164160461
Always lock before blowing if they aren't actively harming humans.

>>164160536
mrpain is a blowhard that thinks everyone should care how he thinks the game is played

>>164160649
>t. angry shitter banned by pain

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>>164160649
>tfw the server will become hardcore roleplay with huge ban research on any valid, meta and powergaming if it went mrpain his way

>>164160461
There is no possible scenario where you would get in trouble for blowing non-asimov borgs, and several situations where it's acceptable to blow them on asimov as well.. They're a part of the station like windows or lights, and their handling is always an IC issue. Cyborgs are too strong to go unchecked, it's why the console exists, and anyone who checks the silicon roles understands the risks involved.

>>164160674
nope. i've been playing here longer than him and will be playing here when he gets angry and quits. seen it before too

>admin becomes headmin
>thinks headmin is some kind of mandate
>proceeds to alienate himself from the community and get booted or leave in frustration

it used to happen to tg a lot

i sure do wish detective spawned with stun revolver instead of normal revolver

I mean... it IS the future after all

>>164158334
>1. Do Your Job
What do you mean?

>>164160916
>thinks MrEdge666 wasn't like this before becoming headmin
>claims to not be new
hmm...

>>164158474
this happened to me once as chef

>>164160812
Ey that's a pretty nice anime girl reaction pic

>>164161004
i never said he wasnt

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>Rina gets banned pretty much for "Because other people can be retarded, you are at fault"
You'd think a server which is prone to being rather limited in it's rules beyond not being a outright round-ruiner wouldn't be as vindictive as this. Like, I'd expect this from the government or work, but not a public server on byond.

>>164161381
>"WTF WHY AM I BANNED JUST BECAUSE I LEFT A BOMB IN THE BAR AND SOMEONE BLEW IT UP?!?!"

>>164160959
Just ask research and go grab a taser in the meantime.

>>164160959
you aren't a sec
you aren't here to do arrests

you shoot to kill and to defend yourself

>>164161537
>>164160959
What is the difference between the two? Is the revolver a small object so it fits in pockets or what?

>>164161521
>be security
>have gun out
>get slipped
>janitor points at sign
>assistant nicks the gun
>people get shot

Gun/Grenade controle when? We need to protect the childeren of these dangerouse things!

>>164160649
>>164160812
>Latenight lowpop round with 3 new players
>I start teaching one how medbay works
>The two others are being trained down in engineering
>They set up singularity and the person starts training them in something else
>Singulooses, chews up atmos and some other stuff before floating away
>Power starts dying and ZAS abounds so someone calls a shuttle
>Cental Command:Why don't you dummies actually go CHECK ON THE PROBLEM before calling the shuttle? Shuttle Recalled
>My trainee asks me why we're being yelled at
>Get two more rude-as-fuck messages from central command berating the new players for the fuckups
>They both go braindead and I watch my new-hire get zas-slammed and go crit in my arms before also going braindead
>F1 with the fury of a thousand suns, why the fuck are you being a dick? Just let us call the damned shuttle
>MrPain: Fine
>CentralCommand:Because you're all such babies, we're sending a baby shuttle for you
>I get a SAVAGE, personally attacking note from Pain for standing up to him for the new people who didn't know why we were getting yelled at

>>164161521
I'm not rina. People always leave lethal shit around, people leave welder fuel all over the place and carry fuel tanks into high security sometimes. I
There is plenty of potent hams, banning someone for potent hams, when nearly everybody else has done the equivalent on the server is pretty goddamned retarded. I bet you are british.