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>Overwatch Year-in-Review Developer Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxlhFslsbu0

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752545497

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously:
>>164054118
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>discord back in the OP

I wish we could report you you attention seeking tranny fuck
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Tracer!
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>>164086739
>How would you actually improve aim? What should I set my sensitivity to also.
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First for what the fuck is a healslut
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>>164087296
Do you think we'll ever see Emily again?
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Fareeha Amari
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>>164087324
ignore it, it's just people being degenerates
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Boy I like having both a soldier and a mccree that won't aim at the pharah
I love having her just fuck me up all over the place
I enjoy being the only person to actually shoot at her while she's ulting
And then the one time I'm not there (because said pharah took me out) watching her ult all over the point and clear it out for victory
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>>164087313
800 dpi, 5 in game sensitivity, go shoot robots in the practice range til you can get sixtuple kill easily them start killing ana bots
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>>164087324
People who play Mercy as their main.
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I'm gonna buy sombra's golden gun and nobody can stop me
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Jesse McCree
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>>164087438
Yeah but what is it? My friend mentioned meeting one once and I'm unsure of what it entails? Do people just spend matches talking like slut like old tf2 trade servers?
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>>164087324
>>164087498
It's not just "mercy mains" it's gay ERP NEETs that use playing Mercy as a way of getting attention
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>>164087412
Nah. She only exists to be Tracer's girlfriend so the most she'd have is some random appearance that only lasts for a couple panels.
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>>164087481
Boy as a Zenny main I don't mind tank meta.
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>>164087324
A hyper-submissive person, usually gay, who receives sexual gratification from healing others do to the healers role as being purely support

It's been a thing for a while now, but its gotten worse thanks to Mercy
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>>164087413
toast is best victory pose
i once had 3/6 people all use that pose, it was nice.
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>>164087412
Maybe in following comics, and I can see Tracer having some lines/sprays dedicated to her. I wouldn't be surprised if they slipped something in for Valentines Days. Depending on what direction they go with the actual story telling for the game, she could appear in an animated short.

Speaking of story telling, how would a hypothetical story mode work for the game?
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>>164087540
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>>164087413
Absolutely pure.
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>>164087738
>Speaking of story telling, how would a hypothetical story mode work for the game?

It would probably follow the general plot of the world, with the Second Omnic Crisis, Recalled Overwatch, Talon, and other minor factions each getting their own episodic content. There would be no one 'protagonist', so to speak, so that all the characters could get their limelight evenly.
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>>164087412
support, ana
offense, sombra
tank, doomfist
defense, emily (nickname pending)
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>put together really high-end computer
>Overwatch still runs at 20 fps at ~medium settings
Alright. What super-secret settings to do I need to fiddle with here?
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>>164086224
>tfw healslut
>spam cute emotes and Thank people who protect me
>Last three games had plays that relied on me noting a push and pocketing someone
>mfw I'm actually a grizzly old mean ass who shouts at people and tells them what to do

Life is great as the bara healslut.
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Why does competitive season 3 have so many shitters in all ranks?
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>>164087738
Yeah, I figure they'd stick with little references and not much else. She doesn't really seem like much of an adventurer herself so I'm not sure how else they could involve her unless she gets kidnapped, of course.

As for story, maybe they'd do single player versus AI missions with bot teammates? Either that or have it set up like raids on MMOs where people queue to do them together.
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>>164087517
>not buying a golden gun for someone useful
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>>164087905
I blame the free weekend and the two sales.
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>>164087869
Specs please.
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>>164087905
Because the good players are above 4,5k+
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>>164087412

Yes

when Widow kills her
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>>164087869
I've got a 5 year old junker and I run on a customized ultra.
Depends on what GPU you have. Try fiddling around. I would suggest stuff like turning shaders/lighting etc down one level as they're computationally heavy. Texture quality depends on your VRAM but I've found OW underestimates and you can try turning it up.

If you play with VSync enabled, be sure to also turn on Triple buffering.
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>>164087526
Jesse McCree?
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Will they ever rework Mercy? Or is it always going to be Ana and Lucio, with the occasional Zen stand in?
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>>164087941
She will be the next mandatory pick.

I hope you'll like the next season being about who's Sombra ults first.
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>>164087869
That's just not possible.
I have a 970 Low Settings/100% rendering and I'm doing 300fps down to 200 during team fights.
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>>164087738
I've actually been giving a campaign some thought and how that would go.

The first idea I had was that each character that their own short storyline, maybe an hour each of gameplay/cutscenes, and each one would be more or less independent of each other. This would easily allow new characters to be added, but it wouldn't help too much with a larger storyline.

The second one I came up with is that you would start with five or so characters to choose from, and as you proceeded in each campaign it would open up other characters. So say you get half way through Tracer's campaign and Wintson's opens up, continuing off from that point in her story. You could build a much bigger story off of this, but it would be harder to add new characters because of this structure.
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>>164088214
yeah sure
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>>164087738

Sadly there will be no Valentine's day event next year.
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>claw my way up from silver to plat
>games are still as full of morons as before
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>>164088214
Fuck you zen isn't a stand in. Zen is a main.
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What is B.va/Junebug?
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Most cucked woman in existence
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>>164087869
That can't be right, I have a 6 years old toaster and I get 50 fps at medium.
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Amélie "Widowmaker" Lacroix
>tfw no blue to glue
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>>164088431
>Insulting the bun

Absolutely disgusting.
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Who are the best characters to carry with in this new meta? I used to use Zen for this kind of shit since he can get the clutch heals and kills, but I'm not sure he' still the best choice.
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>>164087994
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-6600 CPU @ 3.30GHz
8GB RAM
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>>164088481
When will she get her happiness?
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>>164088431
Any Junkrat legendary that isn't Junkenstein.
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>>164088573
Pick your favorite tank.
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>>164088678

Got it
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>>164088609
This is pretty close to what I have. Did you remember to update your drivers and everything?
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>>164088609
That's definitely not right then, you might have drivers incorrectly installed or your motherboard's integrated graphics being used instead of the 1070
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>>164088519
>>164088626
Make Amélie Pure Again
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>>164088431
Junebug has the best mech but Junker has the best mini Diva
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>>164088735
This is a really new computer, so shouldn't the drivers already be updated? I don't really know how it works, to be honest.

>>164088748
Might be the case. How do I go about switching?
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>>164088781
>tfw kings row
>tfw I love being called a worthless heal slut
It's a great feeling tbqh but there really needs to be a penetration based game
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>>164088898
http://www.geforce.co.uk/drivers

http://smallbusiness.chron.com/disable-onboard-graphics-card-bios-53738.html
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>>164088898
>This is a really new computer, so shouldn't the drivers already be updated? I don't really know how it works, to be honest.
You usually have to update everything manually, at least the first go around. Since you have a 1070, you can just download nVIDIA GeForce Experience and that will download the drivers for you.
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>>164088908
>a penetration based game

It's called real life and you're always the bottom.
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>can shoot with dva/mercy gun
>can shoot with hitscan
>can shoot with junkrat/pharah

>can't hit anything with zens orbs

this fucking guy reee
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Why did they give Sombra such a phenomenal body, but then hid it under obnoxious colors, flashy shit, and monotone voice?

Also post Sombra.
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>When you and someone else instalock Hanzo and Genji at the same time
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>>164089096
Can't have everyone lusting over her thighs.
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>>164089057
i can't shoot worth shit with anybody other than soldier and zenny.
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stop playing hitscan heroes
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>>164089057
Same problem here, I do fine with most other projectiles but I can't seem to get Zenyatta right for some reason.
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so, i take it if i play mercy people will call me healslut?
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>>164089096
To frustrate us
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>>164089269
Don't play Mercy, play a healer that does more than heal.
Play any other healer.
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>>164089269
Not outside of here no, but you will be bitched at a lot and be accused of trying to get a free lunch
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So, who is best girl really?
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>>164089096
Because they made her base model to put outfits on, then remembered that people shit themselves because they recreated a vintage pinup with tracer.
Gotta hide the sexual bits lest internet retards get upset.
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>>164087869

Did you plug into the graphics card video port and install the graphics card drivers?
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>Blizzard unironically thinks Zarya takes skill to use

I'll never understand this. No Tank takes any amount of skill to play other than Winston because he is all positioning. Zarya is just as fucking brainless as Roadhog and D.Va.
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>>164088141
Jesse McCree!
>>164089431
Sombra
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>>164089096

Why did they give Sombra such a cool design and then make her completely fucking useless?
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>>164089269
No, if you play mercy you'll be an active detriment to your team
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>>164089431
Mercy.
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>>164089347
Can zen/ lucio/ ana bring you back to life at full health after the enemy team expends their ults on you? Don't say zens ult because it's easily cucked by ana
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>>164089515
Metaslave harder
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>>164089431
Symmetra
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>>164089431

Symm
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>>164089378
healsluts is a cross-game universal meme though

they even have their subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/HealSluts/

i just wondered how popular it's in overwatch
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>>164089624
>playing to have fun instead of playing to win
You thundering faggot.
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>me unga
>team bunga
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>mfw learn sfv for a week and now im fps retarded
i can only play pharah well now wew boiz
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>>164089431
Symmetra is the best girl but Pharah comes second. Widow third since she is still highly likely to kill you.

Ana is best woman though.
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>>164089818
>playing SFV
so many better fighters baka
unless your on PC then still play GG
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>>164089096
Skin showing more of her brown skin when?

>>164089507
She's usable it's just people want to win without effort.
>tfw if she ever gets buffed metaslaves will hop on her
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>>164089760
>Discounting a hero that can is easily situationally viable because it's not what the pros said you should use
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Silverhardt here. No one wanted to play with me so I'm gonna solicit it here.
Mid-silver Reinhardt who thinks he's much better than his SR suggests, maybe 2500 Reinhardt or so. Would like people to be able to give tips/tricks/evaluate me. Arwyll#1288
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>>164089974
She's not that pale, is she?

Oh right, we wouldn't know.
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>>164089609
Can Mercy do anything better than them when she's not Ulting?
Mercy is only better for ults and not by such a wide margin she deserves play.
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im a grandmaster, ask me anything
im not gay
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>>164089504
I dunno how to play D.va
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>>164090173
Would you be willing to suck a penis (female)?
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>>164090173
do you like traps?
traps aren't gay, anon
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>>164089624
I'm glad we've reached an era of though-suppression and rejection of critical thinking that calling a useless fucking character useless means you're a metaslave

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, mercy main, but she's fucking useless, and no amount of crying will change that

>>164089609
Rez is stupid as shit, because Mercy has to be in the thick of combat to use it. So somehow she has to magically escape the supposed cavalcade of ults, but is close enough to rez them
Protip: When your character can only be remotely effective by hiding away 90% of combat then swooping in at the last second, she's useless
You'd have been better off picking literally anyone else and helping win the fight rather than turning it into a 5v6 just in case
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>>164089818
>playing Overwatch for a week and now other shooters retarded
I can switch between Battlefield, Rainbow Six, and CS like it's nothing but the second I touch Overwatch my skill falls out the window.
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>>164089712
That's weird. Surprising arousing, but weird
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>>164090221
traps are gay
the only people who say they arent fap to traps secretly
see i think traps are gay and i fap to them and i think im bi
however, unlike traps, futas are scientifically not gay
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>>164090213
The experience for me hopping on the train is boost to people and hold shoot for a while.
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>first match of the day
>not doing great at the start of the match
>toggle on
Think I'm finally starting to get the hang of Zarya, maybe at around 100 hours I can actually play comp.
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>>164090229
>go back to Halo Reach for a night
>absolutely wreck shit
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RICH
JAPANESE
SLUT
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>>164090225
Mercy has been creeping back into high level games lately so be ready to flip flop when whichever streamer or Pro you fellate says she's fine
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>>164089712
Because the perfect healslut character is a waifu.
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theres no such thing as teamplay
only hooks
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>>164090379
I swear switching from Rainbow Six to Battlefield gains me skill every time in Battlefield, in a permanent manner. I just need to constantly switch back and forth and I'll eventually be god-tier.
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>>164089609

Their ults prevent dying in the first place. You can start fights with them and also turn around a losing fight. You don't have to worry about the team dying just like you want them to. Rezing and losing the fight afterwards staggers the team very hard. Some mercy players hide before the fight to guarantee a good rez and die during it. Two 5v6 fights when ults are equal are actually pretty hard. Zen Ana Lucio's toolkits are also very useful and benefit the team very well. Mercy doesn't scale well past helping just one player at a time.

I can't think of a good situation where I'd rather have a Mercy ult, but then again I'm not too creative. Hide while rest of team is getting graviton+dragon+ana grenade?
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>>164090407
Keep crying and assuming I bother with e-celebs

Since you don't actually have any arguments and just resorted to baseless accusations, I'm going to guess that you've realized you're wrong but don't want to admit it, and can safely ignore you now
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>>164090435
Teamplay is for faggots. Sit behind them and pick off their most important squishies.
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>>164089431
>That Zarya
>That Mei
Why not both
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>comp at 3.3k SR
>volskaya attack
>lose first push No, not round, the very first push through the chokepoint
>X switched to Bastion (was Ana).
>they full hold and smash our defense right after because we're trying to 5-man hold and our bastion is sitting in spawn with his dick out

How can one person get so tilted?
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>>164090213
Hold shoot
If you lose your mech, strafe and hold shoot until you can call another one.
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>>164089974
Need to breed.
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I WANT TO BE ABLE TO FUCKING AIM

I CAN'T STOP OVERCORRECTING WITH FUCKING FLICK SHOTS
I CAN"T EVEN LEAD THE FAGGOT TRAINING BOTS IN THE PRACTICE RANGE
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You're now in charge of the Blizzard balance team for the next major patch, how do you address these pain points?

>Sombra
>Mercy's viability compared to other healers
>Tank meta
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why are there still such shitty fucks in higher ranks?
shouldn't they eventually drop if they are literal shit? aiddsss
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I get the feeling a lot of people who post here are the kind that rage when their team is anything other than three tanks, an ana, a soldier and a Lucio/zen
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>>164089504
Alright babby, what part of Zarya's toolset don't you like?
Keep in mind that your preferred tank requires literally no mechanical aiming skill, much like Symmetra and to a slightly lesser extent Mei's M1 (although she has a usable M2 that requires some level of skill)
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>>164090743

Change your sensitivity settings or something, not be able to lead the bots who walk in straight lines and at set speeds is fucking retarded.
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>Trying to have a more diverse meta, retard on /vg/ edition

>ANA
Biotic grenade heals for 75 HP instead of 100 and amplifies healing by 50% instead of 100%
Nano boost damage resistance from 50% to 30%
Movement speed boost returns, only 10% bonus

>HOG
HOOK 2.0 - Hook hitbox is big but reflects the hook not soldier 76. Always lands in the same spot in front of hog regardless of hero.

>DVA
Pre patch HP

>SOMBRA
Damage per bullet from 2.4-8 to 3-10
Hack cast time 1.2s to 1s

>MERCY
Give her an E that removes debuffs (ie antiheal and discord) in a small AOE and protects them from debuffs for 5 seconds. Longish cooldown.

>JUNKRAT
Rip tire's base movement speed increased by 25%

>WINSTON
Barrier Cooldown from 13s to 10s

>SYMMETRA
Disengage range for primary fire from 10m to 8m
Ultimate cost increased 20%

r8
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>>164090814
rank 2100 here
i just get a constant slew of rage whenever i play anything other than soldier/ana/lucio/zen/hog/rein/dva

at least the champion pool is 7 vs 6 spots so theres some choice
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>entire team gets grouped together
>team begins to push
>one guy goes for the super flank and winds up popping his ult either a) after we died or b) after the enemy team was dead

Tell me, /owg/, what's going through his head?
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>>164089673
>>164089683
>>164089891
An elegant waifu, for a more civilized age.
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>>164090864
Is 100 of armor really that much, considering that D.vas critbox?
That shit is huge, you could shoot a bullet from your spawn and it would most likely hit D.va at the other side of the map.
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>>164090763
Buff Sombra's damage very slightly, make her spray pattern easier to figure out

Mercy is a fine low skill ceiling hero that is effective in low tier play. Not everything needs to be balanced around the top 5% of players.

Heavily nerf Ana's grenade. Possibly even go as far as remove the base 100 heal/damage, and just make it a healing boost/block.
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>>164090864
yeah, and I assume soldier 76 should just remain as an OP FUCK

and roadhogs hook should have a longer cooldown/less reach
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>>164090864

>ana grenade

>boosts healing, does no healing
>prevents healing, does no damage

or

>does heal, does not boost it
>does damage, does not prevent healing

There is no fucking reason for it to have FOUR useful effects.
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>>164090975
With healers on her ass and her matrix usually being up yeah it kind of is. Unless you walk into the fray alone its very hard to die.
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>>164090864
Giving mercy a purge skill isn't the worst idea. I'd rather it be targeted and ranged though
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>>164090173
why aren't you gay?
>>
>GM widow with pocket healslut duo buddy in my QP game
>Not a single person above platinum

Hope this nigger gets cancer for the anguish he caused me.
>>
>>164091181

You know you can just leave QP games right?
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>>164090763
sombra
>hack is uninterruptable
>increase gun damage

mercy
>beams are now merged, right click replaced with amplify (doubles boost+heal at the cost of doing damage to mercy)
>health regen is now constant, but not as strong
>nerf ana

>zarya damage lowered
>roadhog unchanged
>rein unchanged
>dva mech hp back to 500, defense matrix changed to have 1000 hp, with an 8s recharge from 0hp; eating an ult doubles its cd
>winston buffed across the board/reworked
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>>164091181
lol
why is the QP matchmaking so fucked up?
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>>164090975
Eh, if my trash ever goes through, I'd give her it back if she dropped to the bottom. Her damage mitigation + Health pool and ability to harass just makes her too strong IMO.
>>164091028
Soldier is meta simply because there is nothing dangerous for mccree to kill (ie flash a reaper/gengi/tracer/pharah) and discord is out of meta RN (juicy headshots gibbing low HP heroes)
Soldier will drop down in usage once there are more DPS heroes around
>>164091029
Feel like the first would be more for its intended use, but she needs to have SOME sort of self sustain as a support hero. Being able to grenade yourself at the right times to survive key moment I feel is important to maintaining her high skill ceiling.

but then again im a tard lol
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how do I get good being a good healslut
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>prematch
>im 150 mmr ahead of my team average
>because of a stack with a bunch of mismatches
>"here we go again"
>roll them anyway on payload
>switch
>we get rolled by a bastion despite having pharah and 76
>switch
>rolled again
>our turn to attack
>put the carry goggles on
>beast on their team
>pushing it slowly as they're playing 3 tanks
>literally every KB is me
>melting everything
>picking off the healers
>shutting down ultis
>omg im doing it
>wave after wave, just putting them in the dirt
>right around the bend from where they pushed it
>our momentum isnt stopping
>they cant stop us
>flank and kill mercy
>omg
>pop the reaper in the face as he ultis
>omg
>76
>omg
>lucio
>omg
>start punching in rein's ass while hes healing debuffed and only D.Va stands to contest
>omg
>match ends
>"wat"
>the morons stepped off the payload in overtime

AWGHOIUR NTRQ@&!LKNX#L $IOU!VG%(*&@TC $~^*(V!^T@#!(*&#X
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Pick your favorite hero from each category (Offense, Defense, Support, Tank). Got them?

Post an appropriate theme song for each one.
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>>164090763
>Sombra
>lower hack cooldown (possibly alter hack cooldown based on if its used on a pack or player)
or
>lower time needed to hack
or
>ease restrictions on hacking (adjusting the various interrupts somehow, possibly outright removing damage interrupt)
and
>reduce delay of action after uncloaking

>Ana
>remove self heal on grenade, or greatly reduce
>reduce damage on grenade
or
>remove damage and healing
>reduce cooldown
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>>164090814

I'm not throwing but I'm not always in a 100% winning mindset. It's funnier to me when someone picks something weird and does well, so I'll try and pick something that will help them out. I don't like blaming people unless they're deliberately trolling or don't know why they're losing but act like they do.
>>
anyone got that image with all the christmas skins on it?
>>
my new bad dragon came in and god damn if I haven't had the time of my life playing today
God bless whoever ironically made that challenge
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>>164092005
tmi anon
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>>164090814
I try and coordinate around whatever everyone picks when I'm up for it, but uh...

The rest of the time I just shove my dick in there and hope things work out. i.e. picking a hero that can syngergize with something that someone picked.

I get beyond mad when someone doesn't communicate all game then, when we're on our last leg, complains about someone not communicating what they're doing.
Same goes for when people stop playing the game to ridicule the one off pick.
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>>164092005
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>>164092005
Go away, Hanzo.
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>>164091663

McCree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

Roadhog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk

Widowmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3rDbXbZRI

Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ
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>>164091663
Soldier, Widow, Zenny, Roadhog.
Sadly no theme songs
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>>164092005
That's gay
Which one you get?
>>
>Sleep a nano boosted Winston
>Roadhog hooks him and Winston gets a triple

Never quit so fast in my life.

I truly wonder how some of these guys breathe.
>>
Should Mystery Heroes be replaced with Arcade?
>>
>payload
>capture point
>literally all i do
>i do what the match objectve is
>literally the easiest fucking job
>everyone else is retarded/afk
>disabled mic on all ends
>disabled VA
>do not want to hear any of them
>because im doing what i should be and just how it should be done
>this isnt even my PC stats
How long do you think I can keep this up before i play another character?

Think I'll be able to push it til level 10?

should i stream doing nothing?
should i stream how to contest a fucking point/stop a fucking payload?
>>
>>164090764
get a life
>aids
what are you, twelve?
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>>164092005
record urself doing it faggot
>>
>>164092354
no
>>
>>164092292
Did you call out that you were going to sleep him?
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>Random disconnect near the end of a match
>takes a minute for me to get back to the Menu
>by the time I get to iut, I cannot re-join the match
>10 minute ban

Go fuck yourselves, Blizzard
>>
>Playing Tracer because she's fun
>Still getting the hang of her
>Make a stupid mistake (miss with a grenade while chasing after a zarya on low health and end up dashing right into it as it explodes)
>Say "I am the best tracer ever" in chat
>Everyone starts snapping at me about how I'm really not
>Even after I explain that I had made a dumb mistake and fucked up
>They promptly tell me it 'doesn't matter' that I was poking fun at myself

why is the community in this game so shit?
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>>164091663
>Soldier 76
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
>Mei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fco83e124FE
>Mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk8W_E-cDlY
>Zarya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQuy3FqVcYc
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>it's another episode of the backline getting absolutely murdered while the tanks suicide repeatedly
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>get two boxes at once from mystery mode
>open first one
>legendary
>zarya
>emote
>duplicate
>open second one
>duplicate of her winter skin
>>
Why the fuck is this general just waifu baiting? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Just play and talk about gameplay in the fucking game.

grown ass men talking about which fictional character they gona marry. What the fuck?
>>
>>164091663
Pharah https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OZaT-oAhuys
Bastion https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=17PM-UMVud8
Roadhog https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8lhieVuZZfg
Symmetra https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lC8UrPgXwX4
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>>164092397

He was asleep for a full two seconds and he hooks him.

It's not like it was a split second thing, I understand that accidents happen, but goddamn
>>
>>164092239
Nova, probably gonna pick up a pretzal next
>>164092376
I don't feel like setting up a mfc
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>>164092795
fine you fag
not like i wanted to jerk off to you or anything
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VBE2UGUxrM

Are there any French speakers in /owg/?
What is Junkrat saying when he uses his ult?
I really like his French voice, I think it's perfect for the jester skins.
>>
>>164092362
follwoing up with this shit
>pull up shield
>stand on payload for defense
>stand here the whole match
>stop 3 people from taking it
>not a single fucking thank you for doing my job

if i died at any point the second half would begin because everyone else was fucking about
>>
>>164089016
>>164089048
>tried messing with my bios but it didn't work
>found out Overwatch was using the shitty default intel graphics card
>disable it in device manager
>screen goes black, panic.jpg
>have to reset BIOS and I'm not sure how to do that
>open up my computer to try and find a CMOS reset button, can't find one, panic more
>notice a small, hidden port I didn't notice before near the bottom of my computer for HDMI
>plug my monitor into that, computer's fine and OW runs at 60fps at ultra settings
What a journey. Thanks for pointing me in the right direction, lads.
>>
>>164092845
>tracer throws her bomb
>CROISSANT
>>
>>164092916
attacking now

chances of losing are probably high as shit since ill be the only one able to contest it

take bets
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>>164092725
>overwatch
>grown ass men
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>164091663
>Offense
https://youtu.be/XrVWzm51o7E
>Defense
https://youtu.be/nqWZqQXk_Ao
>Tank
https://youtu.be/7fFXCy4QZ2s
>Support
https://youtu.be/qyPhsFxnc_c

>>164092916
"Attention, it's going to explode" according to yt comments
>>
Anyone looking to play comp? I'm low Plat and I'm decent and team play

rjeffery14 #1903
>>
>>164092916
>>164093024
>>164093079
good news we one
2 win streak
play of the game went to the opposing bastion as usual
>>
>Junkrat has a "cheers m8, the cavalry's here"! line
>Sombra sometimes says "cheers lov" when using translocator

Why exactly do these ruffians think they have a right to mock best girl?
>>
>>164091663
Based largely on personal preference

>Soldier 76
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy_8FS_ZbcI

>Junkrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9jaZv_c7rw

>Zarya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4IBGuciWfc

>Zenyatta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQUDiCiNlqQ
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>>164092818
Y-you too
>>
>join game with 2 seconds left and lose
>POTG was Zen dying, getting rezzed then pressing Q
>kicks me back out to search again
I mean, even the POTG wasn't interesting, why even put me in that game
>>
place bets

win or loss
>>
>>164093268
How dare you. Junkrat is no ruffian, he's just a good boy having a laugh.
>>
>>164093268
Nobody likes Sombra, just ignore her.
Junkrat can be rude but he has a pure heart.
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Hey guys, which character is this?
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>>164092362
i'm doing the same shit anon. just hit lvl 10 rein only. just stick to the point as much as possible.

>everyone else is retarded

it's funny/scary how bad people on console are.
>>
>>164093501
If by pure you mean pure shit, yeah
>>
>>164093584
>level 10

No shit everyone's retarded. They all new players.
>>
>>164092554
because you are cancer?
>>
WHY AM I SO BAD WITH REAPER? HOW DO I PLAY REAPER?
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DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR BEARD IN THE LETTERBOX
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Imagine being Jack Morrison. You were the former poster child of Overwatch, an organization you practically created with your excellent leadership skills and handsome face. They even built statues of you, because you were such a good symbol of hope.

Now imagine you are replaced by a bulldyke with time travelling powers. Oh but it doesn't end there. She's british. That's right. An anglo lesbian replaced you. What's to stop you from putting a gun in your mouth and ending it all?
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>>164093674
not that anon but we won
was just with >>164093420

got a 5 kill streak
even put me on the board for kills over damage blocked
>>
QP is such a fucking joke because any idiot who loses just leaves.

I just had an entire team quit against mine in KotH and we got punked the next two maps by diamonds.
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>>164093420
win
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>>164093595
DELET
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Post your least favorite heroes to fight against

http://overwatchsorter.tumblr.com/
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>>164093674
lol nope. there might be one or two people under 25 but there are tons of players 100+
>>
Place bets

on a 3 win streak

how many til it forces a loss

>>164093794
see >>164093768 for the result
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>>164093886
I bet 2 lootcrates on 4 wins till forced 50 catches up
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>>164093743
Tracer didn't replace him. Overwatch was disbanded.
>>
>>164092650
>despair in the face of 500 coins

oh, quit fucking crying
>>
>>164093886
im just hoping comp has some decent players. winning is fun but its better if you have to work for it.
>>
>>164093743
But Jack's replaced by a space ape.
>>
>>164093710
stay near team
don't wraithwalk into their team and ult solo like a fucking monkey, you'll get deleted
look at their team and see if you're going to get cucked on your ult, Zen, Lucio etc,
>>
>>164093959
It doesn't. Just had a guy tell us at the beginning of a KOTH match that we need to win 3-0 or he has to leave because he's going to see a movie. He left at 2-2. Cost us the match and me 50SR. I reported him because I knew it wasn't a DC.
>>
What the fuck is wrong with people, all these assholes who throw games should be permabanned
>>
>>164093852
Top five most hated are Genji, Mei, Symmetra, Hanzo, and Widowmaker. Sounds about right.
>>
>>164093959
then i guess me and my casual battalion of friends are in for some easy games
>>
>>164093886
>>164093908
>>164093959
its forcing the loss

45 til we lose due to halted payload

i left because im not going to let this force a loss

i need to get a 5 win streak
>>
Bastion needs to be buffed to better do his job as an area denial hero and make recon mode not "free ult for enemy" mode

- self heal is now alt-fire instead an ability

- recon mode can move at 60% speed while self healing, also healing is not interrupted by damage, only reduced to 20 HP/s until sustaining 1 second without taking damage

- new passive: recon scan. Can see non-player objects within 40 meters while in recon mode (traps, turrets, mines, sentries, active shields like rein, Symmetra's, or Winston's.

- Can deploy original ult, RC mine, as his new ability in recon mode. When triggered does 100 damage over 2.5 seconds within 4 meters of it. 14 second Cooldown.

- Can fire a beacon as new ability in sentry/tank mode. Beckon creates a bionic field sized AOE that reduces damage received by 33% for 4 seconds. 14 second Cooldown.

- Using beacon cancels mine and vice versa.

Bastion a viable defense pick now?
>>
>have teleporter hind reinhardt
>teleport and go invisible
>he swings his hammer where I was but doesn't damage me
>someone counts as a connection and I go un-invisible
okay
>>
>>164094049
>>164094194
clicked wrong post
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>>164093852
>Post your least favorite heroes to fight against
good players
oh wait its overwatch nevermind
xd
>>
>tfw no healdom
>>
>>164094220
put me into an in progress match

it really is trying to force a loss
>>
Did my placement matches drunk any guesses what I landed at.
>>
>>164094545
2600 range
>>
>>164094545

Platinum, because even drunks are better than retards.
>>
>>164094545
win/loss rate? did you go damage bois or healing bois?

I guess 1800-2200
>>
>>164094481
left this one too

45 seconds to go
>>
>>164087296
>you will never be Tracer's girlfriend
>>
>>164094606
healing
>>
>>164094669
>>164094606
I'll go to 2250-2750
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>>164088431
I only use B.va because I like her bun.
>>
>>164094481
>>164094637
>enter new match
>it puts me in as spectator
>loads model of me in when it shows the defeat screen
>it put me into the match i just left to force a loss

bravo blizzard
you really wanted to force a loss of a 4 win streak
>>
Make sombra QUIET HOLY SHIT BEEN HERE ALL ALONG HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M RIGHT HERE!!
>>
>>164088431
But B.Va is the only D.Va skin I have
>>
>>164087412
>>164087738
>>164088280

Supposedly, Blizz is working on an Overwatch animated movie and/or TV (probably Netflix) series and is exploring more StarCraft and Diablo-related media after the financial success of the WarCraft movie. They appear to be pretty invested in Overwatch as a transmedia IP. Right now, the only actual appeal of Overwatch outside of the gameplay is its ensemble of colorful characters. I doubt Blizzard is deluded enough to think they can carry a long-term IP with just characters and only a vague context of what brings them together. As much as I think a campaign mode would be cool, the mechanics for the characters seem to be too grounded in multiplayer arena combat. Since you can't really switch out weapons or get upgrades like a lot of popular FPSs, I don't think we'll be seeing an Overwatch campaign mode to establish the story. It just wouldn't be fun running through levels with your static kit.
So if anything, the story of Overwatch will unfold outside of the video game.
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>>164094803
go away muselk you cunt
>>
Starting a new 5 win streak goal

Place bets

I'll 100% stream this if anyone is interested

I wont stop til that 5 win streak is done
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Gotta love the Symmetra changes.

Not because they make her good/strong/viable or anything, but just because people seem to accept her for close quarters maps like KotH.

Also the shield is really what makes her great for combat IMO. Lets her close the gap in a 1v1, and that's what makes her a better fighter against every non-tank. People keep wasting the shield by throwing it down a main chokepoint but never use it in actual fights because of tunnel vision forcing them to hold that M1 even when they're not in range.
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>want to get better aim
>told to turn down sensitivity
>I feel so sluggish now

How do people handle this?
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>>164094921
>all those babby accounts
Cute. You got it for Christmas? Also unless you're really good at this game, if you want to hit a five win streak, you're probably about to have a bad time.
>>
>>164095081

With mouse pads the size of your desk.

There's nothing wrong with a higher sens
>>
>>164095081
You got memed on retard
>>
>>164094545
You placed around where you ended up last season
>>
>>164095081
Happens to everyone, went from 12 to 6 and I just could not figure it out. Just give it time and then it will feel natural.
>>
>>164095139
i bought this game 3 times
2 times on pc, one on ps4

i refunded once

im solely starting a new account on ps4 with the intention of never playing anyone but reinhardt

im shit on pc too dont worry
>>
>>164095316
dammit anon lol
>>
>>164095428
i also gave away the free code with the ps4 version a few threads back
anon had a fun time i guess

new is cheaper at gamestop because they cant sell new units enough so they made the used price 60 and new price like 37 or something (+tax its like 43)
>>
I swear to fucking god I hate this fucking game and it's entire god damn community why the fuck do I keep coming back to this shit game Jesus Christ blizzard please if you're reading this get your fucking shit together
>>
>>164095515
i know i just bought a bunch of copies for all my friends on ps4
>>
>/ss13g/ going full autist in our discord
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>girl reveals herself in voice chat
>at the end her card gets 5 votes near-instantaneously
>>
Place bets anons

We have 5 matches in a row to win
>>
As much as I get pissed about comp, I just go play mystery heroes and actually have a pretty good time even when RNG fucks our team.
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>>164091663
>Offense
McCree- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUpf7dEHv50

>Defense
Junkrat- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onE43h_TUUY

>Support
Lucio- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvkUY2LZ5uc

>Tank
Reinhardt- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-x3cQDIVR8
>>
>>164094803
>Make sombra QUIET
Pubs already don't turn around now, people would cry if this happened.
>>
>>164095669
Yeah. Maybe it's weird, but I find it hard to get mad at the game when it's all random.

>>164095745
>Junkrat
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
You could've gone the low road and picked TNT, but for this I salute you.
>>
>>164094990
Of course you love her, she's broken.
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>>164095625
>girl reveals herself on my team
>check her profile page
>only plays support
Why do girls do this?
>>
>>164095770
kek I can corroborate this, I have unloaded almost a full clip on people's head before they start turning around.
>>
> played lots of symm pre-patch
> tfw wreck shitters with her now
> tfw dont get blasted for playing one of my favorite characters in comp anymore

thanks blizzard
>>
1/5 victories

Onto the next round

Think we can do it?

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>3 straight comp games as pharah where no one locks a hitscan hero
why can't i hold all these gold medals?
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who the fuck would do this to themselves
they had 6 hours in quickplay and like 30 minutes in comp season 1 and 2
seriously what the fuck
>>
>>164096130
What am I supposed to be seeing?
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>>164096130
wrong photo
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Why is this game so shit? Godfuckingdamn
>>
Second match

How do you think this will go

Think it'll be a win?
>>
>>164096284
Dumb frogposter
>>
healsluts where you at
>>
>>164096130
I dont get it?

Yeah being in comp at lvl 27 is bad but its noting special
>>
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I was cut off the internet for 2 days, did I miss any important news or blueposts?

Thanks in advance, friend-anons.
>>
>climbed 300 points today
>have an 85% win rate with Pharah

Guess the rank
>>
>>164095861
I always get shat on by Pharahs / Meis / tanks, she's not that broken. Unless you meant she's the trash kind of broken.

Every game:
>Enemy Pharah goes godlike with perfect direct hit accuracy and never dies.
>My Pharah can't hit a stationary target.
>Soldier and McCree bitch at me to switch to a healer because they keep dying to the Pharah they never shoot at

I think she's just barely viable, and only because most pubs in comp can't aim for shit. I'm going to be sad when they inevitably nerf her because pubs hate having to learn to aim.

Though really, I play Symmetra as a flanker. My only goal in life is to kill the Mercy and Lucio so that my retard pussy teammates have a chance at getting past the main chokepoint they stream into 1 by 1. It's working really well in gold, especially when you basically never hear a Mercy res all game because she's always late to the party from respawning. Maybe things'll change when I rank up again.
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How do I know my mouse dpi? What do I set my sensitivity to
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Is this the new general or the one with zenyatta as op pic.
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How do I find enjoyment in this game? I keep coming back despite me getting extremely frustrated every time I play. I'm not even bad, but every little thing that goes wrong or is slightly annoying pisses me off way more than it should.

How do I actually enjoy this game?
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2/5 wins

carried their shitty asses hard
Especially the fucking hanzo

Christ

3 more lets get that 5 win streak
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>>164097041
Godspeed
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>>164096991
play less competitive and play characters you like
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>>164096991
play characters you like. just try to have fun. play with friends. don't worry about winning
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>>164097064
goddammit anon dont fuck this up for me
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Anyone willing to give me some advice about purchasing? I'm on xbox one and Overwatch is on sale, it looks pretty fun but I don't wanna drop $50 CAD just to end up playing it for an hour.

I used to play TF2 on PC a lot and really enjoyed the modes as well as the achievements which made me more likely to try the different classes. The not incredibly fast-paced gameplay is also nice, I'm a filthy casual.

Which brings me to my next point, teams. I'm used to the bigger teams of TF2 where you're relied on much less than you would be on a tam of 6. Is there some kind of system that matches you with people of the same skill level? I don't really feel like getting blasted for trying to learn the game.
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Console poor fag here. Playing with K&M thanks to a XIM4. Any recommended settings? Currently at 1500dpi and max in game sensitivity. Great for quick turns, not so much for precision aiming with Ana or Widowow
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How do I join the discord? I tried pasting the link in OP and I get a message saying person not found.

I'm looking to find people to play with. Solo que is hell. I just had a match where I playing roadhog and with gold eli and damage but had to switch cause my team couldn't fucking deal with a widow or pharah or dva. Pls help, out of the 4/5 games I've played I've only won 1. It's like I have to carry everyone on my team. Pic related is from that. I just want to get to high silver/low gold where I belong.
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>>164097226
>buying M/KB on console
You should play Hanzo like the other faggots who are too shit for PC yet feel the need to use M/KB on console
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>>164097226
>Max in-game sensitivity

Sweet christmas how do you aim at all
I'm sitting at 1000dpi and maybe 8 sens
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>>164097226
only recommendation is that you fucking kill yourself you MKB faggot.

If you can afford xim and a console you can afford a pc that can run OW
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>when you win but you didn't have fun because the enemy had a Symmetra and a Widow
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>>164097202
if you aren't playing competitive win/loss/score/etc doesn't really mean anything. you can't play comp till level 25 so don't worry about having problems learning the game. it's what quickplay is for. as a filthy casual its great fun. even better if you play with friends. most of the tryhards are stuck in gold/plat anyway lol
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>>164097306
sounds like you are already there anon. just keep doing what you can in game and get those golds.
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>match 3 won
>actually had to try
>level 60-90 i was paired with
>now level 8
2 more to win
think this will be the forced loss?

my mmr must be fucked up
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>>164097438
> he doesnt know how to unleash the monkey dick
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>>164097648
are you intentionally this retarded?
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>>164097438
I legitimately never have fun when i play this game. Whether i win or lose i'm always pissed by the end of the game
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>>164097712
yes because>>164095316
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I love Hana.
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>>164097728
This
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>>164097306
>>164097483
nvm though you were in placement matches. find someone you can carry with. damage or tanks are usually the best bet at those ranks.
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I never tried music while playing Ow, but yesterday I listened to this while playing and carrying with Soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2Hjq83rHo

Does music really make you perform better?
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>>164097728
Then why play it?
What does it offer you, if not fun?
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>>164097595
I've been on a losing streak for a long time fans. I'm at 1283 right now (got to 1527 and losing streak began). I just want to get to ~2000. I can't even have fun playing hanzo/smugberry without people bitching and threatening to report me (not that I care but it might have some effect on matchmaking(?).
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>>164097786
Yeah, try carrying with this next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
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>quickplay

>get queued against a 6-man premade
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>Finish placements with friends
>Go 6-3-1 consecutively with the same 4 people
>Spend most of the time playing supports because my friends are shitters and can't play Zen or Ana
>Finish placements
>300 points less than them
I do not understand
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>>164097872
Not energic enough, but fits the old man
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>tfw some tasteless cuck ruins your victory screen with a Halloween victory pose
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>>164097754
Yeah I know but the hero selections best for that, but when they notice how I'm shitting on them, they start to focus me immediately. Like we may win 1/2 rounds then I get focused and we lose everything after.
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after how many hours should someone be 3000 SR

among all the meme answers i would enjoy a semi-serious one
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4/5 win streak
just need 1 more to go

Blizzard will force a loss somehow
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>>164097483
Thanks for the reply. Do you know if it's even worth it on console? Or is it just in regards to competitive that some characters aren't viable?
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>>164097864
>1283
how do people even get placed that low? i once threw all 10 placement matches on an alt and still managed to somehow get 1,250 with no fucking kills what the fuck
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>carrying
>Player has left the match. Match cancelling in 0:10
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>>164097958
Me and my cousin ended only a couple hundred points apart last season

During S3 placements, I won 6. He won 2

He ended up 900 points ahead of me, and I was put into 1300s
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>>164098040
hours do not equal experience

this is the most serious answer I've ever given
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>>164098091
>>164097958
Placements are so fucking broken I'd rather everyone start at 2500 and have to climb or drop
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>>164098069
>match cancelled, finding a more balanced game
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>>164098108
yeah but after how many matches would you think "how is this person not 3000 yet"
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>>164098076
I was actually placed ~1350/~1450.
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>>164098071
ive got 500+ hours on xb1 and im still loving it
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>>164098206
placements are not broken, your individual rating and previous season rating are the only things that matter

you can lose all 10 games and still get placed 4k+ if you performed at that level
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>>164097864
take a break. no point in playing a game if you aren't having fun.
>>164098005
try and get some teamwork going if you can. just try and have fun anon.
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Holy shit fuck junkrat
Annoying cocksucking fucker
shoot literally anywhere and your shot will bounce and kill something
literally cannot go next to him because of his mine that doesn't hurt him
fuck
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>>164097958
It's a known fact that support mains get less SR than everyone else on the team since Season 1.

e.g. Seagull would place super high, his Mercy main buttbuddy would get a tier lower even though they won all 10 games together in a 6-man party

To be honest, it's pretty obvious since healers do a lot of healing but no killing so their objective stats are always lower unless you're Lucio.
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>>164098212
i was in a skirmish for about 5 minutes

its really trying
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>tfw no mercy cumdump to bully and protect
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>only your team gets accolades
>6 or less upvotes

You mad
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>>164098273
What does that even mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
So individual skill is only rated during placements and ignored during comp with everyone getting a flat Sr decrease or increase?

There are reports of people winning all placements and ending up in gold, while people who lose majority get in mid plat.
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What does it take to get these gold weapons?

As a noob that only plays non-ranked what does it to take to get that comp currency? How long for one weapon?
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>>164098337
I want to protect her smile.
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>>164098308
Pharah says hello
Zarya says hello
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>>164098316
it's amazing that people don't realize tying rating gains and losses to anything but winning and losing is completely retarded.
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>>164097856
I play it purely out of spite since I preordered it
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>comp
>teammate picks sombra
>tell him to switch and he reeees at us
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Lena a cute
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>>164098217
I don't really have expectations about that. Someone could not have the desire/ability to improve to the 3000 level and never do it even after 2000 games.
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>>164098371
I want to see that smile wrapped about my thick tank cock but you don't see me shitposting about it
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>>164098261
Thanks, think I might just bite the bullet and buy it
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>>164098308
git gud
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>>164098408
Wow, lewd.
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>>164098432
might as well do it now since its still on sale and you still have time to potentially grab some of the seasonal items too
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>on defend
>pick bastion
>pls switch bastion is useless
>switch to mcree
>ah yes thats fine
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>>164088431
Only fotm shitters use any D.va skin other than pepsi

rrrreeeeeeeeeeeee
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I DID IT ANONS

5 WIN STREAK
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>>164098298
I'm ranked today after 2 weeks cause of losing streaks. And other people keep bitching in the chat. Also I'm cancerous to myself, I can't have fun if I keep on losing. I have an obsession like thing for winning.
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>>164098360
One win in comp = 10 points
One tie in comp = 3 points

Then you get between a few hundred to 3000 depending on your highest rank you managed to get at the end.

e.g. if you place in diamond but then drop to bronze, you still get diamond tier rewards

3000 points for each Australium so 300 wins or less.

If you're a shitter then you'll just float around between bronze and gold where it's always shitter land so you can just play in comp like you would do QP or whatever. You only miss out on the consecutive XP bonus but it's worth the trade-off when you're collecting comp points.

Might even give you an incentive to get better anyway.
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>>164098071
i've been playing on pc since launch and just picked it up for ps4 a day or two ago. its still fun. maybe even funner. you really shouldn't have to worry about characters being viable until high rank comp. just try to find one character from each "class" that you like to play. try and find it on sale too. price has been all over the place this month.
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>>164098471
Either get your face an inch from my ass like a good healslut or post more mercy lewds
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>>164090953
Funny thing is, there are heroes that are universally hated among all ranks, and heroes who people become more willing to run the higher you go.

Pick Winston/Tracer/Reaper/Mei in plat or lower and someone's gonna call you out. Symm gets called out too sometimes.

Diamond is still as bad, but if you explain yourself, team is willing to let it fly sometimes. EX: Picking Reaper because I noticed the enemy team didnt have a D.va.

Masters you can pick Tracer or Mei without anyone questioning you, and nobody comments on the other more niche picks at all sometimes.
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What is everyone in this game such a fucking baby?

>Ask someone nicely if attack Torb is a good choice
>Yes
>They fuck up and dont do shit
>Ask them to switch
>No
>Tell them they need to switch or we lose
>Stop being toxic, ur mean waaahhhh

Can we have a purge of faggots who wanna play comp like quick play? I cannot understand why these assholes wander into comp and then refuse to play in any actually decent manner
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>>164090329

YOU BETTER NOT MEAN HACKING
THATS CHEATING
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>>164095876
As a girl I have no idea. We think guns are boring maybe?
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>>164098076
i played all 10 placement matches with a friend. he placed bronze i was in plat. it's not a perfect system.1
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How the fuck do I use Torb's gun? It feels absolutely fucked, like I click and I get no feedback. Half the time I don't know if I'm shooting or not, the timing just feels so fucking weird I can't wrap my head around it.
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#justcompetitivethings
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>>164098539
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>>164098681
but is your friend a complete shitter that deserves to be in bronze?
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>>164095876
Unless they know how to play as someone with a higher skill level like Ana or Hog I could care less.
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POst More BEst FEELS
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>>164091663
>Offense
Reaper
"Paint it Black"~Rolling Stones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

>Defense
Junkrat
"Rebel Rouser"~Duane Eddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGPG_Y-_BZI

>Support
Zenyatta
"Rhythm is a Dancer"~Snap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc

>Tank
Roadhog
"Rhymin' an' Stealin'"~Beastie Boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdutu8sWmbQ
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Why do people always have to fucking pick an important role when they don't know what to do on a team/map
>Dude with a Chinese name picks Rein
>We're defending on Dorado
>Everything's k, we're at the start of the map and we're fucking their team up at the spawn
>Suddenly he drops shield and fucking charges into their team
>Dies instantly, gets me killed as well playing Mercy
Team loses form hard, everyone dies, payload gets to the first checkpoint easy
>Finally regain footing, everyone's behind shield booping their shit at the top of the hill near the second checkpoint
>This lasts for all of thirty seconds before Rein drops shield to charge into their team again
>Gets himself killed, along with our Ana who tried to save him
>Everyone's begging him to fucking stop
>Doesn't say anything
>Lose the game eventually
Fuck
What is it about people that makes them fuck up such critical roles?
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>>164098676
I don't get it either. I usually end up playing tanks, though, so I'm not sure I can comment on what everyone else is doing.
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ITS FORCING A LOSS AFTER 5 WINS

>>164098727
get that lesbian waifu of mine out of here
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>>164098713
torb's gun is literally amazing, it's just not hitscan
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>>164087251
There are attention seeking trannys in discord?
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>forced 50
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>>164098798
I'm ready to fucking strangle these assholes who play like shit and don't say anything. I don't know whats going on in their heads. Everyone on the team sits there and asks them to change/do this/stop doing that and they just never say a word. Is there a way to hide all the chat? I wonder if thats it.
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>>164098471
Are they bringing this skin back next year? How many tums do i have to drunk to enduce a 8 month coma?
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>>164098805
When I got the game I was so excited to play 76, Reaper, and Hog.... now all I play is Mercy and Rat. I don't really know how this happened.
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>>164087941
Sombra's good as heck for breaking up Mercy/Rein/Bastion bullshit combos, but honestly that's about it
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>>164098940
Tastes change once you start playing, I guess. I had my heart set on Zenyatta, Roadhog and Reinhardt when I started out. Now I usually go with Junkrat or 76 when I'm not tanking. I still like to play Zen if it's one of those "I'm trapped on a team with five incompetent DPS mains" episodes, though.
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>>164098471
I don't care how lewd it sounds, either hop on my dick with that healing beam or fuck off slut
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>>164098894
Yes.
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HOLY SHIT WE MADE IT TO 6 WIN STREAK

WE BEAT A FORCED LOSS

GOING FOR 7 FAGGOTS
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>>164093945
250 coins.
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>>164092725
where do you think we are?
>>
>worried I'll place High Platinum/Diamond and have to worry about doing good in competitive
I think the thing I'm most scared of though is that I'll place Gold, which'd shatter my ego.
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>>164092947
>didn't plug the monitor into gpu
really makes you think, that you're retarded
you're actually one of the dumbest people I've ever seen
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>>164092725
>>
why is the anti aliasing on the portraits so fucking bad?
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>>164098813
I know it's not a bad piece of kit, I just can't get a feel for it.
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>>164098316
I don't even main a support. Why do I have to be punished for carrying shitters?
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>>164099282
what was rank prev season?
>>
I don't like how tiny my level 201~300 portrait stars are
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>>164099296
thx, u 2 ;)
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>>164099367
Because overwatch is a fun team game for having fun
You're just a ride shitter ruining our fun
Reported to the blizzard forum mods
Enjoy your ban for being toxic
:)
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>>164099367
You were supporting, not carrying.

If you want points, go pick a carry.
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>match point
>overtime

>accidentally Nanoboost the Lucio
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>>164099382
It wasn't, I've skipped S1 and S2 because I didn't feel I was good enough to compete. I'm starting to get cocky now though and I want that golden gun.
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>>164099464
>he gets a triple anyway
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>>164099508
TIME TO ACELLERATE
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>>164099464
THIS
IS
MY
JAM
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>>164099464
>and their Ana does too
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So I guess sym is pretty gud now?

Not me, but this dude had SR~50 playing as sym in S1 and S2, but this season...
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>>164099282
solo ranking doesn't matter for shit. the game and maps were designed from the ground up for quickplay.
>>
How did you all take the news that Tracer was gay?
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i'm gonna be pretty sad when ana is nerfed

most fun support
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>>164099282
I was plat last season and I got placed into silver this season.

Being able to climb the shitter ranks solo is a rather nice ego boost, albeit a bit frustrating and the initial depression that came from getting placed into silver after a horrible round of placements.

Just passed 2300 SR today, might try to go for 2500 SR before I go to sleep tonight.
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>>164099464
>nanoboost Rein
>charges and pins an enemy
>straight off of a cliff
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>>164099553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhrVdjyc5vM
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>>164099753
No one cares take it to pol retard
>>
>>164099627

Yeah, weirdly OP but boring as shit.
>>
>>164091663
Offense Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYup3Qwh8Q
Defense Junkrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaFygeknae8
Support Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A2XADj8z9Y
Tank Zarya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJZRqPiGkTg
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Is it okay to fuck lucio mains?

Not sure if i should trust this guy
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>>164099753
Like how much I cared that Hydralisk had a job as a bus driver.
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>>164099846
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>I'm going for the Togelsteen!

What did she mean by this?
>>
>>164090594
Beat me to it. They look gorgeous in that pic.
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Sure is Lucio in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qytdp4obq9g
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>>164099753
Mostly didn't care. I was very happy that it wasn't Junkrat.
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>>164099897
Wasn't that guy a mercy main?
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>Where's your holiday spirit?
>>
>>164099627
People who don't think she's OP are delusional. She got overbuffed and while I think the rework was probably for the best, it needs to be toned down. Her shield generator should be reworked, personally I'd let it generate something like 1350 shields (18 deaths, or three team wipes) before it overloads and shorts out, kinda like how her teleporter only allows you to teleport so many people before it breaks. The range is so great it can be a real challenge to actually tackle it, so either that or nerf the range of it. The final thing I might do is nerf it from 75 shields to 50. I'd only give it one of these reworks/nerfs though, all three would probably leave it a little underpowered.
Nerf her beam range. It's at what, 8M now? Probably down to 7M and disengages at 7M too instead of being 8/10 which makes it near impossible to get away. Finally I'd tone her portable Rein shield's health down a bit. Probably a 20% decrease in health.
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>>164099978
It says Lucio main in the pic
I dont know I only saved this for shitposting, I wasent there for the thread
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>>164099753
I was more upset at that one post about pharah being metis.

Fuck that, she aint no dirty nate.
>>
>>164099897
If these people didn't exist I'd probably have gone gay
>>
>>164100054
Do you look cute in mercy cosplay?
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>>164100025
Symmetra is still shit.

Just click on her head to delete her.

Only shitters lose to Symmetra.
>>
It's a miracle what a proper, feminine hairstyle can do for Zarya.
I kinda wish she'd get a nice, feminine skin but I suppose it wouldn't make much sense.
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Can't wait for the Pharah reveal

War has a cost
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>>164100147
They've said she isn't an amputee what, three times now? It's not going to happen, anon.
>>
Is anyone getting tons of little bitches on their team? I've literally had people throwing half the games I'm in because they got told to not play defense characters on attack or just not do other stupid stuff and they get so upset they throw the game
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>>164100119
>she throws up her 2000HP shield
>you can't click on her head anymore
>she mows you down with her big dick lock-on DPS
:^)
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>>164100084
twink > crossdressing

Can't hide from what you are
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>play 76
>Enemy team has two tanks that won't let us through the entrance in Anubis
>My entire team charges and only me and the Ana make it through
>We hide behind enemy lines and wait a bit
>Once the enemy team is at the gate again I activate my ult
>The ana nano boosts me
>Entire enemy team gets deleted.

Always thank your healers and your Ana's.
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>>164100207
There is no reason not to use mei on attack autist
Go play csgo if you care that much
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>>164099753
nobody cares about the sexuality or genders of pixiels

if i could I would mute all of the annoying voices as well but I can't because you can't hear ults if you don't listen to ana tell reinhardt he looks good for the 100th time
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>>164100025
>Probably down to 7M and disengages at 7M too instead of being 8/10 which makes it near impossible to get away.
It'd be impossible to use because it'd flicker on and off at the 7M range even when she's closing in a target, that's why the disengage range is slightly longer than the engage range.

>>164100214
>she throws up paper-thin 300 HP shield
>walk backwards to stay consistently out of range
>shoot her when the shield passes or just shoot the shield and then shoot her
Not that hard.
She is like Mei, a Pyro clone. You deal with Pyros by shooting them out of their range instead of letting them get close.
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>>164100269
You'd think they would have the money for more fucking lines but those yachts are super important
>>
Anyone wanna pair up? I got a phat 9mm with my name on it if I have to solo que again. I'm low Plat but I team play, can play 6+ heroes well and I just wanna do well.
>>
>be you
>defending a clutch choke when suddenly
>OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI
>Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!

what, literally what do you do
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>>164100361
I 360 and walk away because I'm not retarded enough to bunch up when I see multiple check marks like that
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>>164100324
>300HP shield
Source on that? I HIGHLY doubt that it's that low, considering the amount of punishment it takes.
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>>164100361
>not playing a dank mobility or invulnerability character
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>>164100361
I was dva so I absorbed them both
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>>164100361
OH LET'S
BREAK
IT
DOWN
and pray
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What's that hero you pick when you want to be an asshole to both your team and enemy team?
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>>164100147
boy it sure does

check out the Tracer-is-gay comic
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>>164100451
Ice fat it's not even close
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>>164100451
Widowmaker, Mei, Symmetra.
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>want to buy golden Ana rifle
>know she's about to get btfo at the end of season 3
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>>164100451
Mei just fucks everyone over
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>>164100361
I typically experience tranquility.
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>friend thinks Mercy is the best healer
>tell him to switch to literally any other healer because they can fight and heal and the same time
>"The healer shouldn't fight they should just focus on health. Healers fighting is how you lose games"

Are all Mercyfags this stupid?
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>come back after a break
>Symmetra is a sniper now
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>>164100524
Not so subtly dropping hints to my gf that i have every intention of taking them to pound town in their mercy cosplay
Thanks for asking DeDe
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I WANT TO go have a nice meal with TRACER
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>>164100451
Mei for both. I want to say spite Mercy as well, but that's more about spitting in your own team's face than the enemy's.
>>
I've only done 5 placement matches and I already have a migraine from 3 extremely toxic teams and pure frustration at my teammates for lack of communication.

Guess I'm getting silver
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>>164100560

Yes.
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Not gunna make it
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>>164100560
Are you? Mercy is fine
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>>164100361
pray that zenny has his ult up so we can shit all over their "clutch play"
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>>164100587
she's not a sniper, she's a pyro
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>>164091663

>Tracer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r1LBJK0zxo

>Mei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t-cd4vMq6E

>Reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
OR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk

I couldn't decide.

>Mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsJzJROlITU
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>>164100612
>nice meal
>in bongland
>>
How long until S3 ends? I'm sick of playing with
>assholes who throw games
>level 40s in Plat
>People who should be low Silver AT MOST in Plat
>The broken fucking sorting system in general
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>>164100769
>not just stealing the food of other cultures
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>>164100769
>what is a chippy
nonce
>>
>Frostbite Pharah
>Not "Climbing Accident Pharah"
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>>164091000
that sounds hot
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>be me
>anubis offense
>playing ana
>ultra cancerous genji and sombra players on the enemy team always singling me out and killing me
>we win eventually but just barely
>defense time
>pick symmetra
>meme their entire team's shit in
>kill genji specifically multiple times with traps and my lazer
>he complains in allchat about how symmetra ruins games
>win

feels good lads.
>>
How does D.Va's guns overheating sound as a nerf? She shouldn't be able to fire for literally forever.
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>Get strep throat, laryngitis or bronchitis every year in the winter
>Wait too long to do anything about it and it permanently weakens my voice each time
>Try to get on mic and everyone keeps telling me to speak up, or sometimes they just tell me to shut up
>Can't make it in comp because can't communicate
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>>164100603
Are they into it?
Will we finally get decent quality cosplay porn for this fucking fandom?
will you cum inside during missionary for the purposes of procreation with the lights off?
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>>164100691

Nah, she's pretty bad.
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>>164093743
Tracer did not replace him and she could barely lead herself, let alone a squad of powerful, multi-cultural mercenaries
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>>164100830
>chippy
I think you mean chippo
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>>164095081
Use a larger mousepad.

Aim with your arm, not your wrist. It takes a lot of getting used to and can be uncomfortable for a while, but it does improve your aim because it's easier to train muscle memory, and you have more control over both large movements and small movements.
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>>164100612
Prepare for excessive grease.
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>>164100981
?
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>>164093743
Tracer is the mascot of the game, not the in-game Overwatch. She is just a regular agent story-wise.
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>>164100859
You sound hot
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>>164095876
Probably because they see it as being easy and non-competetive while still able to help.

The girls in my D&D group enjoy both support and close range offense, strangely enough. One loves Pyro in TF2, as well as Tracer and Reaper.
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>>164100691
>can't fight, heal, or boost damage at the same time
>meanwhile the other three healers can do at least 2 at the same time
>ultimate relies on your team failing and dying rather than protecting/boosting to win a skirmish
>have to be near target to heal them, meanwhile everyone else just needs LOS
>outhealed by Ana for single target healing

Literally no reason to play as Mercy.
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>>164097173
sleep tight reap tight
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>>164101061
A sexy agent
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>>164093743

Even if she did replace him, there is literally nothing wrong with being succeeded by a cute lesbian.
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>>164101152
she can outheal the others and her ult is one of the best in the game
nothing is more satisfying (or infuriating) than seeing one team use some ults combo to take out their enemies just to see mercy piss on that by bringing them back
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>>164099464
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>>164099148
SAUCE!!
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>>164101186
>leg man
>>
>pick cowboyman
>do pretty good constant 3 gold medals
>always on fire
>manage to land 4 3-man ults
>lose because team can´t pull together
>Lucio/Ana silver who was in 2600 thanks to a duo-stack tells me im terrible and did nothing the entire game
>literally the guy that mains the character that needs no aim to be useful
"Stay as a group" option was a mistake. S3 is a joke
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>>164101186
That will never desire your touch because pandering
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>>164101212
Apart from her being completley unqualified for it?
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>>164100769
Fight me IRL
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>>164100612
Give her the spotted dick
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>>164101260
mhmm
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>>164101293
I can watch her and my gf make out. Sounds good to me
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>>164101260
If you're a leg man then go with Symetra
>>
>tfw Tracer porn only got hotter for me after lesbian reveal because I imagine her fucked straight
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>>164101229

Ana outheals Mercy. And it's better to have your team actually survive the ult barrage than to hopefully have Mercy stay alive during it and bring everyone back.
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>>164101338
I'll pass on dogfood, let me know when you get real food like steak
>>
>change competitive from take objectives to TDM style
>s3 is fixed
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>>164101392
>insulting stovies
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>>164101293
But now she's pure
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>>164101408
>Rein/Bastion/Torb combos all day long

No thanks.
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>>164101392
dogfood is probably closer to actual ford compared to what amerifats consume
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>>164101186
>lesbian guildmate from WoW complaining about Tracer's design back in launch because she was 60% legs and that was problematic
I wonder how the dumb cunt feels now that Tracer was the one to cater for he pandering after all.
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>>164101385
>Ana outheals Mercy.
I have yet to see an Ana pass 10k in healing in a normal game (<10 min) while I've seen Mercyes with 15k
(judging by hours of QP mainly but still...)
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>>164101434
That looks like the sort of shit I puke up after a night out with the lads.
>British "culture"
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>>164101260
>leg man
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>>164101338
I'm a bong and what the fuck
It's like a half digested one of these
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>>164101486

That because teams that run Ana don't need as much healing because they're winning fights faster.
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>>164101338
Are you okay anon? Your vomit looks funny, please go see a doctor.
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>>164101353
Mercys legs are thiccer and better for breeding, at best tracer is only good for fucking straight. I bet she can't even give a proper thighjob
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>Mfw playing D.va

why haven't I done this before? I'm pulling 15+ killstreaks with ease.
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>>164101493
>>164101525
>>164101558
I understand your skepticism but hear me out. Stovies are a Scottish dish that consists mainly of stove-cooked meat (usually beef mince), mashed potatoes and onion. You can also add other veg like carrots and such. It was traditionally used as a means of using up left over meat.

Most Scottish dishes consist of mush that looks horrible, but tastes delicious. See also: haggis.
>>
>like rocket launchers
>don't want to play pharah because she's played exclusively by neckbeards who want to leer at pictures of her with absurdly huge tits

guess im a junkrat main now
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>>164101646
>Scottish food
>British culture
I'm lmaoing at your life britcuck can't even make your own food
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>>164101540
riiiiight....
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>>164101259
Enjoy.
https://my.mixtape.moe/zqigsm.mp4
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>>164101561
>I bet she can't even give a proper thighjob

>Taut, strong leg muscles
>Spandex trousers
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>>164101646
I guess the only real insult here was mistaking a Socttish dish as one from bongland.
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>>164101646
Fuck off fucking scot filth I knew this would be your doing
Man up and leave already
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>>164101679
>main

Fuck off, be good with all the characters and fill whichever role is needed.
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>>164101561
You're confusing thighs with legs. A lot of focal points exist below the waist, and the best is absolute territory
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>>164101631
>tfw just picked up d.va
>15kdr every game
>start playing junkrat
>17-2 win loss
What other underrated heroes should i try? I'm thinking mcCree or widdow.
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>>164101751
>the way her wings flare up
Shit nigga that's kawaii
>>
>>164101787
projectile classes need concerted effort to keep your skills sharp, if you jump between hitscan and projectile classes you will always be shittier than somebody who mains only one class.
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>>164101830
Junkrat is my fucking NIGGA, the only reason I don't play him more is because shitters get triggered if I pick him in comp and throw the match.
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>>164101727
>>164101781
Scotland is part of Britain.

>>164101786
>Implying I'm not loyal.
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>>164101751
oh shit thanks my gu..
>76
ruined
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>>164101751
oh my....
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>>164101881

And you're going to be 1000% worthless when a Zarya is bathing in your grenade spam and you can't play any other hero for shit.
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>>164101812
True but tracer is just so 'normal' compared to crazed German scientist
Tracer would probably be to tame to try anything other than missionary at best while Ziegler would be down for anything
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>>164101905
Good lad.
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>>164101830
D.va is hardly underrated right now, anon.

>>164101883
I'm a shitter and I play at a level where nobody cares who picks what, so I get to play him quite a bit. Actually carried a couple of King's Row rounds with him in the past.
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>>164101975
I see Tracer as a sub while Mercy is a gentle dom.
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5 facts about Hana Song!

1. She stinks!
2. She doesn't shave!
3. She doesn't bathe!
4. I love her!
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>>164101905
The smugness of this year has been unreal
>>
>>164101905
>scot
>implying you aren't a degenerate on rightful British clay
>still claiming that garbage is "food"
I bet you eat fermented chicken eggs too like the Finns you subhuman
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>>164101972
>spamming zarya chokepoints

lol, is this how you bronze shitters play JR?
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>>164102026
wew this meme is still around wtf
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>>164101817
Why would anyone want to make fanart of that ugly skin
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>>164102024
This nigga gets it
>you will never be tied down as Ziegler snusnus you to death
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>>164102079
>implying you aren't a degenerate on rightful British clay
Excuse me? You realize that Scotland and England became joined under a composite monarchy in 1604 and joined together as the United Kingdom in 1707, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
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>>164102176
it's not fair anon
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>>164102139
Elf fetish from Saria I guess
>>
>>164102092

It's how every Junkrat main plays him. Ranked up from plat to diamind. All they ever do is spam grenades down a path and then 30 seconds later we've got a high energy Zarya up our ass and an asshole refusing to switch heroes.
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She's right, why would anyone want to see such an old lady in bikini?
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>>164101883
He's so good on koth maps. Especially on maps like sanctum where you can rotate traps on the stairs or the drop in the back room.
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>>164102190
t.subhuman Scot trying to claim rightful British culture as their own
No one is buying it senpai, your people and your food add nothing to culture
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>>164102226
Because that bitch is using nano-cheats and is still biologically 20 something
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>>164102176
Someone posted this the other day and matched each to an Overwatch character. I think Mercy was the gentle one.
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>>164102205
>tfw gf willing to snusnu while dressed as mercy
Such a good feel
>>164102226
Wew lad please be in Kings row
>>
>attack Torb
Reported for griefing.
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>>164100981
i think he means the toilet. Brits refer to the toilet as the chippy, and as you know brits consume faeces to survive
>>
>>164087869
Take your pc apart and clean out the dust and shit from your GPU. I had the same problem and just cleaning it like doubled my fps.
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>>164102176
>>164102205
>Mercy will never nurse you back to health
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>>164102203
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>>164102337
Attack torb on route 66 is free quad gold.
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>>164102228
>Spam wildly into the point for that tasty triple kill
>Toss mines and traps for easy Rein kills
>Just plain blast enemies away with high explosives and what is probably a war crime

fuck the meta, i'm here to blow shit up
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>>164102324
3d bitches always want to assure themselves 2d is inferior
>>
After a great week of rising from 2800 to above 3100 I'm starting to lose points every day. I'm around 3040 now and can't stop the overall losses. Every day I'm a little lower than before. I'm starting to think this is some curse. My teams gets smashed for most of the time. It is like I play with silver against diamonds. And not only that I have terrible luck too. Yesterday I lost two matches where we was obviously on top in koth then someone disconnected form our team and the rest just gave up.

Since I don't have friends I just wanted to tell someone even if nobody reads this.
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>>164102292
Yup, Ara Ara.
>>
It'd be real fucking nice if this "Winter Mystery" thing had some sort of balancing act going for it so it doesn't always become a roflstomp because one team got 4 roadhogs
>>
>>164102424
I'll take the next best thing till vr makes waifus real
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>>164101229
>she can out heal the others
Wrong
Also why would her ultra need to ressurect dead allies if they would all be alive if you were doing your job correctly anyways?

Any other support is just far better. Not to mention mercy is the most boring shit to play
>>
>>164102437
I had this last season hit my peak then just sank. I just skipped out for a while came back later and did fine.
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>>164102424
>please look at me instead
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>>164102424
she must have spent about an hour stuffing that chest, cause there aint no way that basic bitch has dem tities
>>
>>164102257
>your people and your food add nothing to culture
I'll concede that our food is nothing special (like English food) but to say our people have added nothing to culture is complete rubbish.

Adam Smith, Robert Burns, James Watt, James Clerk Maxwell, Alexander Graham Bell, John Logie Baird, Arthur Conan Doyle, Robert Louis Stevenson, Thomas McCall, Kirkpatrick Macmillan to name a few.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries
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>tfw bullying my gf into playing mercy and getting me off at the same time
Is there anything better than a sub my dudes
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>mfw I flank
>mfw the Junkrat won't even get to see the killcam
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>>164102508
>not having had a vive party recently
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>>164102627
oi fuck sym players, that gun is fucking OP as shit
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>>164102640
Until the vice can suck my dick and finger my prostrate im not buying shit
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>>164102625
yeah being the sub
>>
>>164102553
Thanks for the advice, I might do that, or just play only quick for winter loot. I was on 3070 on my peak last season, but it bothers me in S3 people are generally 300-400 rank above their S2 ones. I kinda hoped I could go near the masters.
>>
>>164102513
I love mercy since they changed her health regen to 1 second. But she honestly is good in lower tiers but each rank you get higher she drops a lot. She's effective but in high tier play every other healer can defend them self, and also not have to hump someone's backside making Mercy's heal hard to use with out high risk.
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>>164102176
>snusnus you to death

In theory Mercy could do really hardcore S&M or snuff play and just resurrect her partner.
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>>164102687
The laser didn't do any damage though.

It was all the Junkrat.
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>>164101728
Just think for a second, what's a better heal, holding down the fire button heal slowly over time, or a LoS sniper rifle that heals a fuck ton with every shot?

Ana out heals mercy.
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>>164102572
I want to molest this smug girl so much while she is dressed up as Elsa of course.
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>>164102731
>Mercy brutally murdering her partner and getting off on it
>Reviving them for more

this is a very strange boner
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>>164102708
whats it like on the other side of the coin? Do people actually do that oral challenge without any outside interference?
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>>164102767
>Asphyxiation
>Execution play http://imgur.com/a/aGF5M
>Fucking them to death
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How do I play Sombra if I'm not that good at aiming?
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>>164092845
Not French but Junkrat sounds like: "Careful, it's gonna blow up!"
Also it was the only good one beside Widowmaker for obvious reasons
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>>164102893
Play her like normal.
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>>164102893
You play 76 or mei instead
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>>164102817
>not even overwatch images
What's even the point nerd
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>>164102893

You play Reaper, Mei, D.Va, or Winston instead. No aim required!
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>>164095876
I only play Tracer, Widowmaker, and D.va. Fite me.
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>>164103002
Finding Overwatch snuff art was harder than a folder someone posted in a different thread ages ago
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>playing Zarya
>Hanzo presses Z on me
>Alright time to feed him a PoTG
>wait it out for a few seconds until there is a good grouping of enemies, then ult
>Rein throws up his shield to fuck me out of doing any damage
>it doesn't matter though because Hanzo follows up with his ult immediately
>TEAM KILL
Never gets old.
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Do you think Mercy has had surgery done? There's no way her hips are naturally that wide. Considering she's a medical genius I don't see why she wouldn't.

What I'm saying is, is she literally built for sex?
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>>164102795
in the same way you might feel guilty for dictating constantly the sub feels guilty for letting someone else take all the responsibility away
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>>164103063
If you won't work for your boner why should it work for you?
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>>164103132
Because I only like hanging play as far as that stuff goes.
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>join a game
>we have a group of 5
>enemy team has a group of 5
>both groups obviously know each other and are a part of some reddit-tier faggotry
>dick around right on top of the first point spamming emotes
>me and the other guy outside of their group start killing them after a minute which was generous
>they start bitching and organize to kill us both
>they're still shit at it but death by numbers
>this goes on until fucking overtime
>manage to blow them all off the point with pharah, other guy death blossoms most of the group on my team
>overtime clocks out
>"report those two tryhards"
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So I win fucking seven of my placements, draw two and lose one
Guess what fucking rank I got placed at?
1560.
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>>164103175
why would anyone ever do this? Just make a custom game if you're gonna fuck around like that.
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>>164103104
that a little more real than I was expecting but that's why you have an open and communicative relationship before dipping into that sort of shityou nerd
i hope you find a helpful and legit Dom anon, Godspeed
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>>164103249
it's based on your final rank from season 2
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>>164103249
It's not just about winning, it's individual performance as well, such as K/D ratio, healing, objective time, etc.

tl;dr don't be a shitter
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>>164103249
it doesn't matter, I did far worse than you and they placed me in 1900s just to be followed by a losing streak of 10 matches or so. Now I'm 1406
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>>164103249
Happens to the best of us and by best of us I mean 70th percentile.
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>>164103249
At least you weren't placed Bronze! welcome to ELO Hell
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>>164103258
Because they're moronic fuckheads. They weren't even doing it for a giggle, the shitstrips were either underage or retarded fuck subhuman-breeds. They got legitimately mad as fuck we weren't letting them stand in one spot for 5 hours pressing their taunt key.
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down ON earth
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>>164103249
I lost 7/10 playing nothing but widowmaker and got to 2600.
You´re just bad.
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So, been playing this for like three days and can't really say I have a favorite hero so far. Been doing ok'ish with all of them (but better at healing or support because I'm a scrub in FPSs), but how did you guys know THAT was your main? What did you feel? How can I find mine?
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>>164103416
Widowmaker has an artificially inflated SR gain because of how bad the average Widowmaker player is.
Like if you aren't total fucking shit with Widow, you will earn more SR than you really deserve.
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>>164103304
got one but I'm ill atm :(
remember to be spontaneously dominant
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Who /below 1000/ here?

basically indistinguishable from quickplay
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>>164103104
okay but do people actually do the healslut thing when not doing it for a significant other? Or have I been bambozled by the general and ebin redditors
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>>164103445
After playing 200 games the one I played and won the most with was my main

Junkrat
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>>164098798
>play a fun character I am actually good at
>"fuck you faggot change to Rein/Ana/etc"
>play a good character I never play and do poorly
>"fuck you faggot don't play a critical character if you suck ass"
>even if everyone else on my team just goes McCree Genji Reaper Soldier and I try to take a tank or healer I suck with and tell them to change cause I suck with that character, still get blamed for losing

There is no winning with this game
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>>164103445
Think with your dick and also pick a top-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGh4ZU4H5Hk
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>>164103515
If they really wanted a healer or tank they'd pick one. Who care if it's qp and if it's comp and you say your shit at role and no one else wants to swap it's on them
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>>164103445
Well that's not really long enough to decide unless there's a play style you like from a previous game to pick up.
Like how Pharah is Quake/Tribes fanservice.
Not that "maining" is necessary, most people need to switch.
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>>164103473
i hope you feel better soon.i guess I should stop shitposting and go spend some time with her now that you mention it
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>>164103507
>when not doing it for a significant other?

Remove slut, disgusting
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>>164103319
Is that true? Because my final rank was 2060 in S2 and I calibrated at 1519 in S3, so clearly something is off here. Did I just get fucked by the bell curve?
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>>164103728
You just need to git fucking gud
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>>164100147
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>>164103515
That's because unlike TF2 they designed the characters, their gameplay mechanics, and balancing around a moba concept rather than a combat FPS concept.

I know TF2 gets brought around as a comparison so much and that will never end because it's a good example; In TF2 each class can realistically counter every other class.
A team of heavies can be taken out by a team of medics, spies, anything if one team is skilled in combat rather than skilled in their role as that mercenary.

In Overwatch it doesn't matter how skilled you are in combat because if you aren't skilled in that character's role you are providing a useless gap of power for your team.
Mercy doesn't have any combat capability and you couldn't realistically go against a team of nothing but Reinhardts with a team of nothing but Mercies regardless of how skilled you were.

Do you know what would happen if Overwatch didn't allow you to switch your characters at all? Instead of "switch" being the answer to balance it would just be people bitching about your pick nonstop the entire round like in other moba feces.

In TF2 the worst you'd get is people complaining about having too many snipers, when in fact sniper could actually work fine in any mode because each and every single merc was balanced around their own individual combat capability rather than their ability to support other merc's combat capabilities.

You should not HAVE to switch in this kind of game, rather you should have to get good.
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>>164102893
You wouldn't hit anything short of fat non-Zarya tanks with Somba's gun anyway. Oh sure it's capable of doing 320 DPS per second, but it's spread is as bad as Tracer's without any of her ability to get close to people.

If you're playing Sombra, you're playing a support hero. Just deny health packs, hack distracted enemies and pick off any hero that triggers your opportunist wall hack (almost always Ana)
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First reply decides the ONLY hero I play until first weekend of 2017
Second reply for the slot if first reply is taken
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>>164103507
Mercy main here. The healslut thing is 100% false. Personally I enjoy it because of the warm comfy feeling of taking care of people.
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Does anyone on ps4 wish to play this videogame?
My friends list is a few people from other generals and a few people I've added from comp.
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>>164103818
Limbless Pharah
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>>164103818
Sombra
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>>164103728
i finished at 2,4k and was placed at 2,4k after going 7-3 in placements.
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I obviously meant to do that.
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>>164103790
thats her father
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>>164103870
>>164103874
Woo!
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>>164103828
I'm also a mercy main and aside from comp matches when I have to deal with fedora tippers when I make calls, I do it all the time in qp. It's a lot of fun and easy way to wrk myself up before actually taking care of business.
Having a bunch of different bad dragonshelps with the monotony.
Also I like helping people too.
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>>164103319
Well fuck, that explains it
I didn't play at all after placements in Season 2

>>164103327
Ay fuk u mane I git golds all day errday 1v1 me at Baron

>>164103416
I'm gud at bangin ur mom lol
Also Widowmaker's fucking bananas, man
If you've got anywhere near decent tracking she's basically two DPS in one, since her headshots deny ult charge to their healers
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>>164103835
I wish PS4 arcade matches didn't take forever to start. Took me 2 days to finish the first three wins thing for the item box prize.
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>>164103728
Your S3 rank is basically your S2 rank plus or minus a few hundred points.


When you finish your placements, you get a number as your SR, but the algorithm isn't actually that certain about your SR. Instead, you have a range where you could plausibly fall. In S2, they put you at the higher end of that range; in S3 they put you at the lower end, to avoid people getting placed high and then disappointed when they get their faces kicked in every match.

To compensate, your first wins after your placement will grant increased SR yield, so you might place at 1400 and jump to 1500 or 1600 quickly.
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>>164103916
Good for him
I was talking about her existing arms you dolt
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>>164103916
The implication of that post is she has a mechanical arm, where as the current comics show she has both arms.

Guess they shouldn't have hired some tumblr deviantart shit to do their comics for them!
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>>164103891
I don't know how the Roadhog could fuck up a guaranteed kill like that.

It's like he didn't expect to hook you so only reacted to hooking you after walking forward a bit.

That or there's something fucked up with Tracer's movements fucking up the landing point.
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>>164103725
My gf isn't a slut you take that back you triple nigger
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>>164103975
Not him but I assumed it was tumblr fanart with that man jaw what the fuck
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>>164103967
>>164103975
h-ha! trolled u
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>>164104018
Game seems to have yet another bug where when you hook someone there's a chance they'll teleport or slide to the left a little.
After a few times of it happening I got really fucking wise about turning left when firing since it will hit them regardless then.

There's also this absolutely EPIC funny meme where your shots will literally just go through their body and not count because Blizzard shits the bed when it comes to hit-registration.
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>>164103763
I know. I try, I really do. I play tanks and healers when no one else will and I do my best to carry when I can, but there's just no team play at that level unless you're with friends, and I almost always do soloqueue. I've had a net loss of about 200 points this season because almost everyone I've queued with wants to treat it like they're on team deathmatch, and they never play the objective or use any kind of strategy. I know I'm not good, but I'm not nearly that bad.
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>>164104113
man, you got me good
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>>164104124
When you see that your team seem to have an allergic reaction to taking the point, switch to a hero with an obnoxious voice line for "take the point" or "defend the objective" and spam f until they realise they're not in a TDM.
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>>164103975
are you saying that it's the comic artist's fault for giving her actual arms or
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any of you fucbois want ot play? i main healers and just want to have fun with mild banter
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less shitposting about the blue bloodeagles limbs and more lewd posting about healsluts and dildos you fags
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>>164104113
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
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>>164103796
Maybe if TF2 classes were stuck with stock kits. There were and are huge imbalance issues in TF2. It's not a shining golden god to balance, not at all.
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>>164104274
Can we post about how fans always make Mercy edgy as fuck and overstate their actual value as a m1 holder?
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>>164104124
i climbed out of gold by only playing healers so i don't really believe this meme.
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>>164104118
>bug where when you hook someone there's a chance they'll teleport or slide to the left a little.
Yeah that happens a LOT. I thought they said they had fixed it but they did not.

>>164104018
When I play Tracer and get hooked, I generally just mash S and M2 but expect to die. I have no idea how I survived that but I did not expect to fly backwards over a pit and get caught on a ledge.

It was pretty great though, he focused me the whole game and kept moaning in chat while counting every time he hooked me.

I feed off Roadhog salt, makes winning extra special.
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>>164104274
my trap bg recently finished his Mercy cosplay and we've been playing a game where he sits in my lap and I play with his dick when he does well. I've gotten pretty good at blueballing him till match end.
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>>164104448
Why go on the internet and lie about having a bg?
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>>164103796
>Do you know what would happen if Overwatch didn't allow you to switch your characters at all?
it would be a different game?
The CORE CONCEPT is to switch heroes, not have them self suficient to the point where every hero is somewhat viable against any other
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>check a guys profile
>we are the same level but he has played for like 20+ more hours than me

What the fuck, how does that even work?
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>>164104543
Less medals, low winrate.

Also leaving games before they finish so you don't get exp.
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>>164104543
>level 33
>playing with literal 2-3 prestige nonces that think they're carrying you but really are just as bad
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>>164098736
kinda. he solo qued to silver real quick and is almost gold now. if he would get the fuck off junkrat he would be gold/plat
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>>164104543
lower w/l ratio, brawls etc, playing without friends
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>>164104535
If only mainfags knew this. You should always ALWAYS be capable at an attacker, defender, tank, and support hero and be willing to switch to whichever one best suits the situation.

But instead there's two kinds of idiots,
>People who MAIN their favourite Shimada and will never switch off even if they are useless the whole game.
>People who switch heroes every two lives and never build ult so they are useless the whole game.
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>>164104629
I just want to cum on a witch mercy cosplayers face once
Is that truly so much to ask for
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>high noon
>D.Va immediately flies towards me with defense matrix up
>no problem just gonna wait it out
>all six seconds pass
>she still has it up
>try to shoot her normally
>STILL has it up

Can someone explain this shit to me? She didn't drop it once in the flight+ult+fight.
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Imagine an Overwatch with no Shimada brothers._________________
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>>164104721
A perfect game
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The only tolerable game mode is KOTH
Prove me wrong.
oh wait
you can´t
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>>164104610
Being lower level than the people around you is a pretty good feel
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>>164098857
have a %74 win rate. i get a lot of games that start with my team missing a member. some times two. thrown into games with a minute or less on the clock. all randoms against large stacks. shit tries anon.
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>playing McCree
>get a quadruple kill through headshots alone
>POTG goes to a Lucio booping Reaper off the map
>I'm in the background getting my quad
>POTG ends by Lucio being headshotted by me
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>>164104721
So they're girls now or what
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>>164087296
The is probably the only good art of Emily.
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>>164104806
It's the only game mode where both teams are on equal footing and the game has a dynamic changing of attacker/defender roles depending on who holds the point.

Every other game mode is repetitive static attack/defense shit where one team stands still and stops the other team from slamming into them repeatedly until they eventually break through.

But KotH has the worst maps, and Overwatch has no good maps at all.
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So who here has a daki of their waifu?
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>>164104923
___*boop*___
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should i buy this game? i'm fucking tired of CSGO

seems easier and the rounds last less
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>>164088481
>>164088626

>tfw fanart and fanfics isn't canon get over with
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>>164105083
im close to buying it too
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>>164105103
God damn torb has great taste
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>>164105014
Not me, but I do have Tracer leggings that I wear sometimes. Usually with a white t-shirt so I was quite happy to see Tracer doing the same.
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>>164105083
I got this game on the xmas sale because I was tired of CSGO (MG2 player), its a nice change of pace.
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>>164089290
>tfw her machine pistol sounds like a BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP
>see this webm
>mfw
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>>164105083
no
its only getting worse
if i could get a refund of my time and money i would instantly
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>>164105178
Do you look cute in 'em?
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>>164103796
>Mercy doesn't have any combat capability and you couldn't realistically go against a team of nothing but Reinhardts with a team of nothing but Mercies regardless of how skilled you were.

What the fuck are you talking about? 6 Mercy would absolutely destroy 6 Reinhardt.
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>>164104610
>>164104809

>guy on the enemy team has more prestige then my entire team
>win pretty easily anyway
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>>164104928
That must be what he means
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>>164089431
Totally the hon hon simulator
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>use my tatikool visor
>dva walks up behind me and puts the barrier around me
>can't hit anything despite shooting away from dva
>can't get away from it

what the fuck is that bullshit
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>>164105208
I think so, I already have hair about as close to Tracer's as you could get without lots of products and being-anime.

So it's fun being able to just put on some aviators and leggings and go out in what's basically a casual cosplay.

I've had a few people yell, "HEY TRACER" lmao
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>>164105234
Are all those inbreds who comment about player levels LoL shitters?
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>>164105178
wearables > daki
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>>164103945

>2 days for 3 wins

Are you playing the least popular modes or something? Mystery heroes and 3v3 start damn near instantly.
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>>164098676
>guns
>boring

Without the guns your heals mean nothing. I enjoy playing support too but I also enjoy jumping into the fray and helping push through enemy lines.

Women inherently don't understand the spirit of competition, comradery and sportsmanship.

Cucks will say i'm wrong but they are barely men anymore.
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>>164105363
>that chest
whats his name?
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>McCree's roll
>pathetic range
>useless effect
>ridiculous cooldown
>no iFrames

And on top of all that, McCree's hitbox doesn't follow the animation - when you roll, your hitbox becomes your starting position, your entire roll path, and your ending position. That means that you could be getting up from the finished roll, but if someone shoots at the place you were standing when you activated it, you still get the damage. It's a fucking joke, just remove it already, leaving it in is an insult.
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>>164105363
>>164105349
so cute
I wanna fucking die lads why do lesbians have to be so cute
I keep falling for them, I should've been born a girl
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>>164105349
lol did you ever turn around and flash your dick to them?
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>>164105418
>iFrames
worse than "toons" desu
>your hitbox becomes your starting position, your entire roll path, and your ending position
fucked up if true brah
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>>164105419
>I wanna fucking die lads why do lesbians have to be so cute
I like boys though, lol. Don't lose hope.

>>164105440
das it luv
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>>164105354

Account levels are important. They represent time invested. And if you aren't gaining anything from time invested then you are probably retarded.
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>>164105473
>iFrames

What else do I call them? I only see them mentioned by that name here.
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>>164105419
We picked male at the character creator for more karma points when we die
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"Stay with this team" feature was a mistake.

>solo queue
>get grouped with a 5 stack
>playing against another 5 stack + solo queue
>enemy team is communicating effectively, always in good positions, and a good comp
>my team is stuck in their group chat, making weird plays, generally not working well together
>I got to play with a pick up group versus a group of friends who had probably been playing since release
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>>164105210

You're wrong. Stop lying.
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>>164099897
That's why I rather have fun with my bad dragon or just jerk off, too scared to go out with a guy or develop some sort of relationship before go to bed with him again
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This game is unplayable.
Attack heroes are mostly worthless since everyone has a shield and easily killed by tank or "defense" heroes.
Attack/Defend maps are absolute dogshit
Mixed CP-Payload maps are absolute dogshit
Only tolerable mode is koth.
Balance is dogshit.
Ranked is an unplayable drawfest or lose because you either get steamrolled.
This game is terrible. Marketing made it as well known and "succesful" as it is.
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>>164105785
Which one you rockin?
I s2g if it's another tentacle
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>>164104923
POTGs are also determined by when the most ACTION was happening at the same time, e.g. your quad. And then some RNG and bullshit heuristics like Lucio environmental kills taking priority.

System is kind of dumb in its current state.
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>>164105832

If you don't like it then stop playing.
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>>164105785
>>164099897
you are making me regret the decision to buy this game
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>>164105646
How about don't call them anything? This isn't a Japanese game made for kids, Overwatch was designed with adults in mind and not children who need to go invincible for 10 seconds after every time they get hurt.
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>>164105943

>How about don't call them anything?

What sort of logic is this? Invincibility Frames are SOMETHING and they require a name. Even if they don't fit the overwatch world or whatever you can't just call something nothing.
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>>164105340
OUTPLAYED
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>>164106004
Go talk about iframes in your mario subreddit then kid, they have nothing to do with Overwatch you make youself look autistic even bringing them up.
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>>164105943
Looks like someone is shit at parrying and dodging
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>>164105943
Genji's invincible during his dash, it completes regardless of anything.
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>buy a razer deathadder chroma + keyboard chroma
>pick widow
>color changes of mouse and keyboard slowly changes to purple
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>>164105340

It's a matrix, not a physical barrier. Any projectile that enters the matrix gets shot down. Great for cucking Hogs, 76s, Reapers, Pharahs, and Cowboys out of their ults.>>164105349
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>>164106023
>press a single button expecting win for free
>enemy has a single button to cancel that out
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DVA TAKES NO SKILL
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>>164106094
>buy 3 thousand dollar accessory like a retard
>play a bad hero that I'm turbo shit with because I think my expensive mouse will make me good
>shit up countless games, pick nothing but widow
>but the colors changed purple!
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>>164102026
what does her ass sweat taste like?
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>>164106023
>>164106152
He should have just kept using m1 tbqh
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>>164106162
>$3000
lmao nigga

>>164106094
The Chroma effects for Overwatch are cool, it has cooldown indicators, colours for every hero, and an ult effect when you press q.
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>>164106259
My Chroma effects stopped working, what do
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PERMANENT IN SHOP 250 RECOLORS WHEN
FUCKING JEWS STOP WITH THE SEASONAL EVENTS

The game will look like a circus soon enough with the only new skins being tied to seasonal events.
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>>164106343
This. I'm sick of seeing 500 shades of retarded wacky colors. I want new recolors, or new permanent 1k legendaries, like Reinhardt's crusader skin. So sick of retarded seasonal bullshit that looks stupid as fuck outside of that season, despite being 3k credits.
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>>164106094
I'm not replacing my naga for a light
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>>164105418
Instant reload is a useful effect
It's not game-breaking but it is useful
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>>164106343
This, I want Blizzard to go back to that original promise of skins being like the Origins skins and having a place in lore. They instantly just turned to nonsense.

Seasonal skins are fine but they need to be drowned out by more generic and character appropriate skins.

Imagine TF2 if the only hats people had were Smissmass and Scream Fortress shit.
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>>164106162
>$3000 dollars
Stay jelly south american nigger.
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>>164106259
>The Chroma effects for Overwatch are cool, it has cooldown indicators, colours for every hero, and an ult effect when you press q.
That's neat
I don't see the utility but it's neat
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>>164105487
I'd fuck you of course Tracerbro, which is great, but my problem is that I'm too manly for most Tracer cosplayers, especially now that we know Tracer's gay. My other problem is that cute traps are even rarer than lesbian-styled straight girls.
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>>164106446
>Imagine TF2 if the only hats people had were Smissmass and Scream Fortress shit.
Imagine if TF2 never had hats
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>>164106446
I dont mind alternative universe ones or crossover skins like they do in HotS, just put this shitfest on hold for some time. Fucking people dressed as Santas fighting kids going out for trick or treat while an Olympian runs around got old really fast.
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>>164105928
Why? Because I'm gay and I play video games instead of go fucking around catching HIV or begging to be touched or to touch a dick? Yeah, I'm quite sure now that I'm the problem. I'm a stupid faggot that got bad experiences in sex and some sort of ptsd after my first time, promised myself I won't do it again until I find the right guy or girl into pegging.


>>164105858
Vergil the Drippy Dragon, deep blue color, I don't like big cocks, I just want to have a good time with someone WHEN I get intimate and isn't everytime, only happened 1 time.

No I'm not a healslut, I hate them I main Sombra, Ana and Widowmaker
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Someone wanna do the 15+ nexus challenge? EU
>>
>ult and kill two people
>kill two more on my own immediately after
>get POTG
>shows me fucking around for 10 seconds before ulting
>doesn't show the two kills after

What in the fuck is that algorithm doing?
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>>164106581
No utility, it won't give you an advantage or anything. It's just style points.
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>>164106710
>heroes of the storm
>>
Is Mei a fatty in canon? Or is she the true high test? I need to know, guys

guys

I NEED TO KNOW
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>>164106652
>tfw around for the pure beta days of vanilla skins only
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>>164106094

>buying razer products
>buying gaymer garbage keyboards

lmao kys
>>
>>164106446
>I want Blizzard to go back to that original promise of skins being like the Origins skins and having a place in lore
I remember them saying something like this, but did they ever actually promise that they'd actually all be lore-related and not have goofy random shit? Because I really doubt they ever did.
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>>164104441
Can't tell you how many times I've landed the perfect hook on pharah as she is hovering around right at the edge of my hook range just to have her end up outside my pov when I reel her in. So stupid...
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>>164106820

The intro the meis snowball shitfest will show you she is truly T H I C C
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>>164106819
I want the oni skin though
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>>164106920
>hook
>"""landed"""

lol fucking roadhog players
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>>164106698
didnt mean to quote you but sorry if I hurt your feelings man.

But uhhh.. was your first time buttsex? If it was that bad, do you really think you are not hetero? I'm not trying to diss faggots, rather, I'm just interested in your story.
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>>164106698
>Vergil
Nice, I can vouch for Tera and nox both if you want a sidegrade
No homo
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>>164106670
>tfw no Hanzo Tyrande skin where she shoots a giant owl or Demon Hunter McCree where he is dressed like Van Helsing and has a crossbow like D3
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>>164106820
>>164106924
Mei isn't fat. She's short and figured like pic related.

The ONLY (only) evidence for her being actually overweight are her proportions ingame. And if you look at hanzo's proportions (holy fuck his fucking legs) or MOST of the heroes in the game, they all look inhuman. Realistically, she looks like the way she does ingame because of aesthetics and style. Denying there's style when Hanzo has chicken legs or Pharah has impossible joints under her armor (yes, she's in a suit of armor amputeefags) is stupid.

I LIKE thicc, but pretending she's real thicc is stupid. Most people point to her legs as evidence she's fat, but you can clearly see from the technology-pattern that runs down the side of her legs that they're not stockings, they're thick pants designed to keep her warm. Why would she wear skintight stockings but then all this anti-cold gear on the rest of her body? She's chubby, not fat, and I'd dare to say she isn't even real thicc.
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> it's another "a support in a group only pockets their friend the entire match and lets their team die because they think their friend is good" episode
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>>164107132
>20 years diablo shit
>instead of d3 classes crossover skins we get 4 shitty sprays
woo dont forget to celebrate you guys
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>>164107141
I think the pants are just a design glitch like the one that amputeefags go ga-ga over for Pharah.

The pants look too taut which is why people think they're skin-tight. They need to look baggy if they wanted a winter gear look but blame the asian designer guy for making this her design.
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>>164106947

hots is absolutely garbage and the oni skin is shit and just shows you played a shit game for it
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>>164107384
>absolutely garbage
its a fun timesink game if you have 4 friends, its like a party assfaggots little game
>>
>>164087597
>>164087597
>>164087597

Enough.
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>>164107132
They're never going to do Warcraft crossover skins when will you people stop asking. The themes clash and the art styles are too different. A tyrande skin would look stupid as fuck.
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>>164107009
a cat is not fine too
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>>164107550
Because the majority of the xmas and summer skins aside from the recolors do not look stupid at all.
>>
>The themes clash and the art styles are too different
Why would that ever actually stop them
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>>164107550
>The themes clash
*equips Santa hat*
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>>164107048 >>164107107
Check the new general, please >:3
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>>164087905
boosted elo from the fact that triple/quad tank meta has a lower skill ceiling
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>>164097173
sleep tight reap tight
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>>164093852
Mostly Genji and Mei.
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>>164089057
>>164089257
Zen's orbs are fairly inacurate at short range because they dont start from the center of your char but from the sides, alternating between shots.
I found it really helpfull to stop holding down left click and take it slower and shoot 1 ball at a time. Feel like I get less ball drift this way.

>tfw you hear the genji ult
>you turn and panic shoot at him
>ball goes left of his head, then one right of his head, left of his head ect..
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>>164097226
Drink bleach my man. Don't run a fucking mouse and keyboard on console, just skip that and get some cheats.
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>>164097950
Anything but comp should not allow premades.
Comp should almost mandate premades.
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>>164087174
so mei is confirmed trans right?
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bump bump bump
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>>164098308
Roadhog says hello.
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>>164098523
At least 3 people on the enemy team have to be heavily imbred for Bastion to be good.
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>>164099909
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти>Ogon po gotovnosti>Fire at will
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