/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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1st for Snap

http://plays.tv/video/58650dc29e0ba62f04/cake-defender-

>>164034592
You were a faggot , now you're a faggot who thinks he's cool.

>>164034783
But at least I'm still a faggot

>>164034592
Aurora was so fuckable back then. I get rock hard every time I look at those old screenshots.

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4th for keep Discord bullshit out of the threads.

So what's the next update going to be?

>>164034862
Digital go back to sleep.

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>tfw dont know if being famous here is a bless or a curse

>>164034862
you failed your own rule, bub

To anyone looking to join PC GTAG. Please post your name here after you've applied to join through socialclub.

I will only accept people that i can ctrl+f in this thread.

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>>164034958
It's a curse.

>>164035196
You brought it upon yourself for requiring attention all the fucking time you retard.

>>164034958
>attracting the attention of anti social low functioning autistics

it's very much a curse

>>164034537
that dude on the left has fucking anime eyes

>>164034958
I hope I never find out.

>>164035196
link

a hacker gave me ~200k yesterday around 16 hours ago
any clue how long it'll be until rockstar comes for me? i don't want to submit a ticket and lose the money, but getting banned would be worse. i haven't deposited it in my bank account yet. i feel like because it's not infinite billions they might not even come for me, but i don't know that for sure.

>>164035735
that's literally 1 days in game missions worth. spend on car

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>>164035196
>>164035581
>>164035656
Well, implying i would make it anyway.

>>164035520
I'm not null, just some lit who who sees the rise and falls of gtag friendos.

>>164035702
in the archive somewhere.

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>>164035858
so you're saying if i liquidate the assets they won't know?

>>164034862
Whos the internet cleb?

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>>164035196

>>164036360
Probably not Jay.

>>164035196
I dont get it.

>>164036063
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY (YOU)'S>>>????

What does TT stand for guys?
Time Trial?

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Name a better meme car.

Protip: You can't.

Can't wait for the R* DeLuxo edition.

>>164036937
tiny teddies

>>164036937
It stands for "Two T's".
Those two T's stand for Triple T, which obviously stands for TheToastType.

>>164036771
i ate them

Who is Annie and why did that one anon have nudes of her?

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>>164037295

>>164037481
that's not annie

https://youtu.be/OuvUgaLxemg

>>164036937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePpPVE-GGJw

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>>164037991
>tfw you never post racing videos because the k-pop played in the background brings shame upon your family
Also, Team Dubu and Mina. Sana and Momo can go fly a kite.

>>164036945
>the Deluxo is added
>but it's a Special Vehicle
>it's slow as balls but at top speed, holding the action button will engage "warp mode" for the ability to phase through other vehiches/players for a few seconds with a massive nitro boost and an A E S T H E T I C filter on the screen
>$8,800,000, with a discount unlocked through a mission involving traveling to North Yankton

Would you?

>>164038550
That could be the DeLuxo Custom. Could have a regular one and a Custom one that does that. And yeah its gotta be slow as fuck with the handling of a boat, that's the whole charm of it.

This modded DeLorean is faster than a fucking Elegy for some reason.

>>164038848
>>164038550
gta 4 have better handling than 5

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>>164038259
>momo hater

Enough.
Momo a cute

>>164039329
This is objectively wrong.

Post great looking cars you'll never own because they're too expensive for how shit they are performance wise:

-Tampa
-Nightblade
-Seven70
-Tyrus

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>>164040315
-Verlierer

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>Someone stole all my stuff in the office
Alright which one of you memers did this?

OKay I GOTTA DUDE my point right now because I'm lowkey REEEEEEEEEEEing.

So, up until last night, I've only had staff upgrades at meth and coke businesses.

I bit the dick and bought them equipment upgrades.

TWO FULL SUPPLYS LATER? THEY'RE FULL.

BEFORE EQUIPMENT UPGRADES, I WOULD HAVE TO BUY LIKE 5 SUPPLYS.

HAVE I BEEN LOSING MONEY ALL THIS TIME?


I am not a smart man.

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>>164040315
>they're too expensive

>>164040315
Those plus
-Lynx
-Banshee
Sentinel XS

>>164040628
sometimes office clutter fails to load, it'll be there next time you log in

Just sent a request to pc gtag
LiLshmizer

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>>164040628
>spends all his time investing in biker businesses claiming it's the best thing ever
>hasn't even broke $30m in crate earnings

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>>164040792
Dang they reloaded, I hope the box that is usually here got removed permanently.

>>164040929
Don't you know I'm a lazy person anon. It's the best because it's really easy to get money from it by just afking.

>>164041053
>It's the best because it's really easy to get money from it by just afking.
not when you don't have people standing by to sell

>>164040929
>30m in crates

I delivered my 2.2m warehouse the day Import update came out. I haven't touched crates since. I'll post how much I've done but literally fuck that cancer ass work.

>>164041327
>thinking Annie has a problem to get pigs for a sale

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I'm sorry Jens

>>164041327
Just ask your gtag crew mates, a lot of them are low level who need rp. I usually help do their sales so they have incentive to help with mines!

WHERE IS THE GTAG SESSIONN?????

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>>164041921
We're starting one if you want to help with sales

>>164040628
>vehicle warehouse "earnings"
>crate "earnings"

these reports are rightly inflated by cuckstar right? because they don't state profit by taking the cost of the crates and vehicle mods.

if you sell top end cars only, that's a 20% shave off already, assuming no dings.

if you buy 2 crates at a time to fill a full warehouse that's a 19% cost they left off to give you the illusion that you are making more than you actually are.

MC businesses are the only thing that are pure profit if you steal supplies.

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>>164041921
here

>>164043505
it doesn't factor in profit, it's just all the money you've gotten from doing either/or

>>164034957
That's not me but that person is right.

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dont mind me, just posting the best looking guy in gtag

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>>164046580

>>164036063
rockstar doesnt ban for people receiving money in game, its not your job to avoid money bags, its theirs. Theres a support post on this issue somewhere.

They can correct your account balance though, spend it.

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>>164046764

>>164043606
Got the everyone left meme on this session and now I just get connection errors when trying to rejoin

>>164043505
mc businesses dont factor in the property tax. for coke its like 9k every in game day as long as the business is active.

>>164046834
unless he has 0$ he's just going to end up losing the money anyway

>>164047354
thats not true. Ive gotten hundreds of millions and never had my balance adjusted. I tend to keep my money low, less than 20 million- r* doesnt mind poor people.

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Penetrator/Nero/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Armored Boxville (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game
>Kill-on-sight list creators

>>164048304
dodged another list

>>164048304
at least wait until the list is posted, otherwise you look like that one guy who stamps his feet and spams when he loses an argument

>>164043027
Why does Null insist on playing on 2 accounts?!

What's the best MC-Clubhouse to buy?Is it even worth it if I'm doing the I/E-stuff already?

Can i not spawn the schafter lwb v12 from the ceo vehicle menu?

>>164049937
:thinking:

>>164049937
More like her second character on the same account

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>>164049937
really makes me :thinking:

>>164050489
JESUS CHRIST CLEAN YOUR ROOM HOLY SHIT

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>>164050489
Whoa, and I thought my room is a mess

>>164050328
It has to be the armored one to be spawned from the CEO menu.

t. unarmored LWB V12 owner

>>164050328
it isn't 'schafter lwb v12', you stupid fucking subhuman nigger

there's a schafter, a schafter lwb, and a schafter v12. what you probably have is the schafter v12, because the schafter lwb is what you purchase if you want to spawn it free as a ceo.

get that through your thick head, faggot

>>164050435
>same account
how tf is there going to be 2 different SC account names, sir cuckerson? explain that.

>>164050489
>Laundry basket and boxes on the floor
Invest in shelves.

>>164050489
>collar
confirmed faggot

>>164050863
I bet you're one of those faggots that says "Buzzard Attack Chopper" and "Kuruma (Armored)" instead of just "buzzard" and "kuruma".

>>164051160
i bet you're one of those faggots that still plays around while the rest of the crew is fighting off a chink

>>164050863
Alright thanks for the info

>>164051160
this is was i was thinking, the spawn in for buzzard just says "buzzard" so i figured the v12 would do the trick

>>164050182
worth it? Sure.

The clubhouses are cheap, like 200k, go for it. You can instantly spawn any bike right next to you, and despawn your cars if theyre out (stuff like despawn super, spawn rocket voltic is nice.) Plus you get ten more slots and some missions to launch.

The MC businesses are hardly worth it though. They make good money, but the sell missions are boring as hell, driving nothing but slow vehicles like boxvilles is tedious- its 15 minutes of snore. You are better off having fun or importing a backlog between car sales.

Right now I solo sell and I do biker resupply coke, import car, sell car (75k), sell 1 bar of coke (95k in full lobby). All of its low risk, very little upfront cost and immediate satisfaction.

>>164052908
So the coke business is the most paying one? Is there something like a "best" location thing going for the clubhouses/businesses or does it not matter which one I buy?

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>>164053349
cheapest is best because you can do down the dagumi hill with the garbage trucks and boxvillies.

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>>164053869
oops wrong webm.

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Anyone want to go for:
>Complete all heist setups and finales in order: $1,000,000 bonus (All in Order Challenge).
>Complete all heist setups and finales with the same team: $1,000,000 bonus (Loyalty Challenge).

and optionally:

>Complete all heist setups and finales in first-person mode (PS4, Xbox One and PC only): $100,000 bonus (Another Perspective Challenge).

We're 3/4. Need someone on PC that's willing to stay through all heists from start to finish.

>>164054229
Sure I'll join you guys, just give me a moment to boot up

>>164054357

Alright. Add rectal_rhapsody

>>164054423
Are you part of the gtag crew, or will I have to search you up manually?

>>164046580
looks like someone pinched his cheeks a little too hard

>>164054670
I'm not. Add me on social club.

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Post drifts

>>164053869
>>164054082
Hey!

Stop having fun. You're supposed to be grinding.

Havnt played the game in about a year, what's the best car to use online? Iv got the Zentorno but I can't see that handling up to the new ones

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>>164054897
>>164055015
>he doesn't grind and have fun

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#CleaningUpTheStreets

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the nero is pretty comfy

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>>164055105
the best car to use online imo... is a bike, not a car. if you haven't got one already, pick yourself up a nice hakuchou drag

if we're strictly speaking about cars, get a tropos. after that, get an elegy retro

>>164056053
>white interior

I definitely just threw up a lot, everywhere.
I'd ask if it was possible for a human to have such poor taste but you're sitting in a Nero.

>>164056116

Nah I had one of those. I want something that's gonna hold me down in races

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>>164056258
:)

>>164056304
why didn't you just consult your good friend broughy then? re-7b, elegy (old and new), stirling gt and shotaro/hakuchou drag are still class kings.

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>try to get some money selling high end cars
>start mission
>its a top range Osiris
>with the fucking cargobob
>finally get car
>die 4 times due to bullshit homing NPC miniguns
>drive through paleto forest
>car spins out and slowly slips into the water
>mission failed
>mfw

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>need of sales associates intensifies

there a /gtag/ lobby going stronk?

>>164057567
I closed the game about 10 minutes ago because literally noone.
Maybe i should start adding gtag friends again...

What's the best coke lab guys?

>>164057812
read the bread famalam

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Hey it's LJT!

Requesting to join the crew

SC: -Emertxe

>>164057812
The most expensive ones are all like that because of their sexy locations. If you want convenience, you drop a lot of money so managing your businesses is faster and easier. If you wanna save money, you buy shit out in the boonies that takes a long time to drive around and resupply.

If you're just getting off your feet looking to make money, get the cheap stuff

If you're already a rich CEO looking for alternate sources of income, spend money to keep that shit near your office so transitioning is fast and easy.

>rockstar temporarily removed shooting your tires for drifting
>added it back
Why can't they just give us drifting tires? How retarded.

>>164058430
Good ol' Lester Jester Tester, always concerned about you.

>>164058545
Sorry you're on the blacklist

>>164058809
Can you pls stop this? Its rude.

>>164058978
t. someone also on the blacklist

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>>164058650
>mfw seeing all the retards who take it to a stunt race assuming it'll make them faster

make it happen

>>164059076
I mean it's something that should've been added in the first place.

>>164036937
the first T stands for time
and the second T stands for TT
which expands out into time TT
which then becomes time time TT
which is then time time time TT
which leads to time time time time TT
which stands for time time time time time TT
and ad infinitum

>>164035196
>tfw saved the webm but won't post it because annie gets bullied enough as it is

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>come back to online after playing it for a few months around launch date
>every faggot has some bullet proof armored rice burner that can be shot out of but cant be shot into
>constantly dealing with them trying shitty drivebys
>lose 7 grand every time I blow one up
>game calls me a bad sport for blowing them up even though theres no other way to kill them

This is worse than playing when most of the people online hadn't unlocked the carbine rifle and you were 100% dead if someone with one wanted to kill you

also
>mfw no one does Rooftops anymore

>>164063453
You dont pay for peoples insurance anymore

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>tfw never ever

>>164064010

??

What?

That literally happened to me last night, I wound up going into passive mode because I couldn't afford to keep blowing that asshole up. Even though that guy shot at me first I got the bad sport message and charged

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Reminder to only buy the volatus if you have a bit too much money

>>164064352
You don't get charged for destroying vehicles lol

>>164064168
Way too similar to a regular Porsche. Cuckstar is fearing some plagiarism accusations.

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Add me to the PS4 crew plz

PSN is in name field

>>164064364
Volatus is for skilled pilots only

scrub lords that use the keyboard to fly need not apply.

>>164035196
whats happening on the face cam?

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>>164065079
But using a keyboard to fly takes more skill than using a controller, scrub

>>164064364
I wasted all my money on it and no regrets.

>>164064168
>bonnet pins
>on a rear-engined vehicle

What, you need to have fast access to your briefcase so you can seal some high speed sales on the real estate market?

>>164065161
stop bitching about the Volatus then you scrubcuckfaggaylord

you have to let it roll a little, either be super gentle on a vertical landing or give it some room to roll like you would a plane and it lands fine. They're called wheels desu they roll.

one time i decide to do ie cars in this tiny crew session and two normies get mixed in and start to fight eachother at the warehouse
just my fucking luck

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>>164065541
Just drive past them and hope that they're extremely shitty at shooting. If you're not sure you can get past them and are afraid they'll steal your car, put a sticky somewhere safe on it so you can detonate it if they kill you to steal it

Sent a request for the pc crew, Akimbo_Bacon

>>164066314
So do you need a warehouse to make it worth bogarting cars from CEOs or can you nab them during the delivery and get the delivery cut regardless?
Asking for a friend.

>>164066314
well apperantly the radio button on the xbox shit is the same as the sticky blower
im done with ie

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>>164067218
Nope, you need a garage. Unless you're bogartin' that shit for a friend, in which case, bring it over to their garage instead.

D E V I L I S H

>>164067651
Use a keyboard next time. Alternatively, pause the process to empty your session. I/E is really good money and you shouldn't give up on it

If I wanted to change my coke business and meth business to LS as opposed to BFE, will the upgrades I bought for them transfer as well?

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>>164068123
>Get home from work
>Settle on xbone for a night of CEO shit with few /vg/ comrades
>See irl friend in the same online session as me, which is rare as fuck
>Text him about it
>Next thing I know I am in an awkward two-hour phone call where he is telling be about how he came home from work the previous day and found his wife had killed herself.

We didn't stop playing the GTA either. It was fucking surreal.

Just started playing and got my first $200k

Should I buy the cheapest heist apartment or get a MC clubhouse?

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https://youtu.be/cgM9KHwyLkE

>this run and gun community is some of the top GTA players
>now what you wanna do is set your aim to Assisted Aim

just what the hell is this

>>164068802
Jesus Christ.

>>164068913
Sasuga console gamers!

>>164048304

>I was gonna do exactly what you did

Based anon.

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>>164068802

>>164050489

It has a penis right?

>>164054897

>Flying off the tarmac and onto the dirt

worthless.webm

>>164068913
>top players use auto-aim

He's lying. The top players in console GTA have their little battles from time to time and they don't like auto-aim.

Also, he's using full tacticool so I can understand why he thinks like that.

>>164066314

>trying to steal it
>not damage the fuck outta it

He does the same thing I do, sit outside warehouses and shoot cars coming in, that way the 2-5k damage goes up to 10k+ per car.

>>164070113
Why you gotta be a dick? Unless they did something to deserve it which 90% of randos do

>>164068441
Help

>>164070492
No, the upgrades will not transfer. You will have to pay for them again

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>>164070269

Because being a dick is fun, it's the same reason I report any and all hackers/menu users, even if they're in gtag.

>mfw most people banned general probably had a report courtesy of me.

Had a nosebleed and a cold at the same time, coughed up some flem with blood in it today, am I going to die /gtag/?

>>164072067
Hopefully

>>164068802
Holy shit.
Sounds like the shock hasn't settled in yet and he's in the denial and pretend nothing is happening/be casual about it phase.

>>164071171
Ecks dee

>>164072215
>didn't get a (you)
>just some stoopid dotted line

Might as well at this point

>>164068802
That's some heavy shit man

does using CE to change race payout still work? did it once like 6 months ago and didnt get caught

Is it worth getting into GTA Online at this point in time?

V is about $30 on Steam right now, and it looks like something comfy enough to turn my brain off and play. Is it OK that I buy it without having played any other GTA game?

>>164073201
Yes
its comfy switch your brain off game
Yes

Just sent a ps4 request
thegentleman903

>>164071171
I really cant blame you, rockstar has created an environment where actually 'winning' the game modes is pointless and not profitable and hardly any fun at all. If you want to chase down a car and steal it, they can use sticky bombs, but you can't. It's silly.

What they have done is made it easy as hell to troll people. You literally cannot lose tier. You're honestly just playing the game as it was designed to be played.

>>164073550
>dedgen

do I buy this on ps4 or pc?

>>164074364
PC

>>164074364

PS4

>>164074364
Xbone

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trains update when?

>>164074364
Steamcontroller

>>164058650
>drifting tyres as an alternative to bullet proof tyres
pls
>>164064583
They didn't seem too worried with the Elegy Retro.

Got another modder on video today. Got a total of 3 on video now. They all laughed when I told them they'd be banned, said it would never happen.

Gonna submit to rockstar tomorrow.

Also sorry Dave, you'll get your kills eventually

>>164074364
Gamecube

>>164075223

I look forward to the potential for a train robbery, it'll be great

>>164075983
Something something train cj

>>164075483
they stopped reading rockstar banhammer email a year ago. Around release it worked but theyve switched to more automated stuff.

>>164076142
I submit tickets to support, where a person actually views the video I send them. It's worked so far, gotten 2 people (out of 2) banned.

>>164075364
whats the Elegy Retro base doff?

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>>164076413

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>>164076413
I'm pretty sure it's a R* original, never seen anything that looks even a little bit like it before.

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>>164075483
Dont worry about it, it'll happen. Almost got you at the ammu-nation thou.

There is actually a car like that, piggy

>>164075483
Don't Ask, Don't Tell (tm)

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>>164065161
>first time i make it into a gtag webm
>its "Larv died"
wew

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>>164062052

>>164036937
TIM TAMS CUNT

There a crew sesh goin on?

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Just spent a ton (for me) of money on my very first custom car. I love it. However, I'm wondering if I can save it, permanently? Google results is turning up that it's 'random'? Also, there are mission/quest ways to lose it. I won't be taking it to jobs, but I want to make sure it'll be mine forever otherwise. Can it be done?

>>164080452
Buy insurance and put it in a garage...?

>>164080640
Think he's talking bout singleplayer desu

>>164080714
>>164080640
Yes, single player.

Buy Pigalle, y/n

>>164080452
Buy a garage
Put it in the garage.
If you lose it it'll probably be at the police lockup
If it isn't just steal another one car upgrades are cheap you big baby.

>>164080909
>2017
>playing singleplayer
why?

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>>164080958
y

>>164081825
If you like the car then why you make it so fugly.

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>steal a Roosevelt valor
>someone else took it and is being chased by cops
>land cargobob and go after it with ride
>it plows into a road stop, damaging it at least $20k
>i kill the cops chasing it but the guy kept on driving
>mfw I spent at least twenty minutes chasing that fucking car and I ran out of time

This game can be so fucking frustrating. I've been trying to solo crates/vehicles but ive lost like half a mil today due to all these fuckups. Earlier I had a full small garage and some fucking heli sniped me out of the air. Rage.

>>164039645
More like Nomo.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3neJJcrwhE

>>164082034
I feel like crates, while soul crushing, are more predictable and steady when not in a crew session. Maybe even when in one due to cops and other NPC damage.

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>>164082034
>Have to steal x80
>BOSS, SOMEONE STOLE THE CAR
>can't fucking hook onto it
>tap the car and now I have 3 stars
>10 minutes later, call in a buzzard after failing to catch up
>blow the fucker and the car up
>nothing of value lost

>>164080452
You're doing this wrong. Don't spend a dime until the story is over. Only do the first assassination mission. Then read up on assassination investing. Around 5 simple investments and you will have around 2 billion dollars. Then buy a car.

>>164074364

Nintembo shiggyfur

>>164081825
Nice aliasing fuckboy

im so fucking horny

im so fucking bored

>>164088870
>no /gtag/ girlfriend to grind, kill randoms and drain your dick after it all
life kinda sucks

This thread needs a little more life. Post 'em.

>Favourite Weapon
>Favourite Vehicle
>Favourite Radio Station

>>164089424
Mini SMG
Warrener
Lowdown 91.1

>>164089424
HK416
Valkyrie
Radio off

Guess my name, if you guess right, you get a virtual hug.

>>164089424
Stock carbine/sniper rifle
Ruiner 3000
Self radio

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>>164089424
»Listening to radio.

Tbh the Uzi is the only weapon worth using.

New custom supers fucking WHEN!?

>>164089840
>wanting more supers

>>164089424
>Pistol .50
>TT
>Space 103.2

>>164090146

>not wanting more fast cars with racing liveries

Bitch nigga.

>>164089424
>Double barrel
>Either Pigalle or Monroe
>Space 103.2

>>164089424

Micro AK
Elegy Retro
The Lab/Self Radio

>>164089840
fuck that, i want more sports bikes. shotaro cannot be the fastest thing they have to offer

>>164089424
Sawed off shotgun
Bati 801
Radio Music Park

>>164090912

>wanting more motorcycles

We don't need more roadkill vehicles.

>the tron bike can't be the fastest

Well it is and probably will stay that way until cuckstar comes up with something like a rocket motorcycle.

>>164090912

The update info has already been looked through and we're missing the 2 supers that are part of the import/export update. I'm waiting for those since they're confirmed. If I had to make a guess I'd say they're coming out on new years eve or new years day.

>tfw bought an 811 because hey, it can't be too shitty
>is one of the most fun driver's cars i've used
holy shit this is great, this and the vacca are both brilliant for spirited driving

>>164091495
did broughy not already test those?

>>164091802
He did. Both aren't taking the top spots and the custom ones aren't that much better than the standard ones for racing.

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>>164091941
so yeah, more sports bikes. i still want to get cuhrazy, but the shotaro came too soon to take the position of best bike. muh tomahawk clone, muh y2k, etc.

It was great doing heists in the snow. Better be back tomorrow. During the EMP half the team pulled a JFK Jr and ended up in the water due to the fog.

Why can't we just assign our Favorite Bike ourselves instead of whatever one you've spent the most time riding

my Faggio is going to be my favorite bike for ages now, and it's not really competitive

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>Getting urges to replay GTAIV in 2016
>tfw in 2021 I won't even want to remember GTAV let alone play it

What went wrong?

>>164093598
At the very least the qualifier for favorite bike should change. Your favorite should be determined by which bike you had out for the last 5 or so MC missions. I'm pretty sure I have over a bajillion hours on my Hakuchou so I'd have to find some way to leave the game idle overnight without getting autokicked if I wanted to change another bike to my favorite.

>>164094298
>Liking GTA4.
All that went wrong was you.

>>164047113
And own all 5 businesses and it's ~35k operations cost a day.

>>164094528
>Not enjoying the experimental physics & AI of 4
>Preferring GTAV where bumping into an NPC that's sitting down kills & ragdolls them, or shooting them in the leg kills them instantly

>>164094774
this desu

>>164094528
It had its moments. You'll never tell me the physics were worse than GTA 5. You shoot folks in the leg and they'd limp or fall the fuck over and crawl.

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>>164094684
>tfw didn't fall for the business meme and I only pay $3k a day

>>164094774
GTA 4 was a better toybox that had tone whiplash because of the super serious story. GTA 5 is a better linear storyline experience with vaguely consistent tone but much less fuck-around-ability which is a shame given what they were trying to do.

>>164095249
I fucking hated GTA IV's story. Mainly because I hated Roman. Never found him funny, just annoying.

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>tfw spent next two hours smacking the foreign trash back over the wall

Building the wall, one shitter at a time.

>>164094528
IV was actually a great game though. Single player was pretty good, online was enjoyable with friends.

Driving around was fun, too bad R* went with arcade driving.

>>164095601
is that him over on your 9? a random isn't smacked until they're in passive mode, anon.

>>164089424
>SMG
>Primo because it's the closest I can get to a Brock Commodore
>Los Santos Rock Radio

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>still can't afford to migrate away from dedgen
>forklift lifting physics are shit
>empty pallets fall over and break
>flatbed doesn't hold on to items placed on it

REEEEEEEE

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>>164096056

>>164075983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K0-2YN7UyM

>>164095869
He went into passive mode multiple times, even when he was in a tank

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>Try to do the Ruiner CEO job
>One faggot steals one of the trucks and just keeps driving it away from my position
>Lose the fucking mission because of him
>Shoot him once
>LOL TRIGGERED
>Faggot left
Why is the community such fucking cancer?

>>164096803
should have forced him out the session then, anon

>>164096815
Probably something to do with poor parenting

>>164096858
We did.

>>164096815
>Why is the community such fucking cancer?
You could say that about almost every popular game.

>tfw GTAO would be infinitely better if no cars were purchasable and instead the price of cars came from spoofing paperwork for rare cars you find around los santos
god, just imagine if the game had been designed by smart devs

>>164097104
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

>>164097360
jrv go to sleep.

>>164097360
Saddler, you're smalltime.

>>164097360
*twitch twitch*

>>164097546
Jokes on you I'm not even that guy.

>>164076668
>80% flat carbon fiber surface for the undercarriage
>Same shit with the Reaper

Is this really what real sports cars look like now?

>>164097104
Show me 5 popular games with as much clickbait youtube videos and horrendous playerbases as GTA V

>>164097746
Yeah, it helps with aero a lot.

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Snow again when

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>>164097859
Still though, it makes a car look cheaply made.

>>164053869
>>164054082
>>164064364
>>164064540
>>164065161

How do you guys make webms so often? is this a nvidia feature thing?

>>164098739
Yes. Doesn't AMD also have the same feature now?

>>164097791
>Overwatch
>Battlefield 1
>CSGO
>Pokemon Sun and Moon
>MOBAs

>>164097991

New years eve

>>164091802

I don't give a shit if they're the fastest cars or not, they shouldn't be anyway, LeMans racers should be the fastest cars anyway. Honestly I just need the remaining 2 supers to get the custom versions so I can finish off my race car garage.

>>164098826
Thanks. It probably does but I'm running a prehistoric card & can't be bothered to check

Only if the one you are killing has a bounty on them. Otherwise you have to pay

>>164096056
Physics hasn't changed on current gen. Still shit.

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tfw need money for retro comet and tell me about the discord are there big guys 4 me?

>>164101705
Grind some cars
Yes

>>164101705
Bl8 is in there and posts his big cock all the time. no, really, he does

>>164101939
pacstans/crew car grinds pls help
>>164101983
pls link (discord not blaters dick)

>>164102143
https://discord.gg/6BYmY

Leave social club name when you join so you are verified and can post in all the channels.

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Snow is back online

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>>164102670
>that logo

I like it.

>>164098002
They should have given it CF texture, I agree it looks lazy but it does significantly improve the cars performance.

>racing against a nodo dude i raced against months ago
>do really well, guy praises me and says that i should get involved in events
i didn't expect these feelings today

>>164103347
Racing is for faggots.

>>164103380
It's my favorite part about GTAO tbqh

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>>164103347
nodo fags are great to race against in small lobbies.

You can learn from their absolutely crazy lines which you'd have otherwise not though of, and have some fun clutch racing if you're on par.

These dudes think ramming is a cardinal sin and will give you your position back of they even so much as scrape your sidepanel.

also they don't vote to get back to fucking stunt races as soon as possible.

>>164035196
What car on the left? Green.

>>164104428
Looks like a stanier, not sure

>>164104428
>>164104504
It's an Oracle XS.

>>164095834
>Driving around in IV was a chore

ftfy

>>164104684
Found the autistic casual

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>>164104631
The cars look really similar from the front, so here's what I used to identify the Oracle in this picture.

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SNOW IS BACK

>>164105320
*sniff*

>>164105348

bark bark

bjork

So what happens if I have 3 guys working for my company but want to sell a two car collection?

>>164105594

you get them bare naked and fuck em

>>164105594
Two people drive the cars and other gets to do whatever, hopefully protect said cars from randoms.

>>164105658
If the delivery is successful, do all three get the commission bonus?

>>164085368
All you gotta do is trigger the driver without getting too close and he and the cops run a path and get out of the car once he's far enough from you

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Why are there 2 different headshot damage modifiers?

>>164105705
No idea, Rockstar could go either way honestly.

>>164105815
Okay, just thinking of finishing off my collections tomorrow and seeing if anyone here wants to help me sell them

RIP jay/donnie

>>164098002
i think about an hour of work went into the reaper's model, if that

even the osiris's underside has a carbon-fiber texture

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>>164034856
what changed?

>>164056116
Someone please crop this to have just the front of the car looking sad as fuck

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>>164106217

Nobody knew he was a dude.

>>164102390
tfw expired, repost please

>>164097360
What is a man?

>>164107047
You should always assume everyone you meet online is a dude. Just asking for trouble otherwise.

>>164105774
BP Helm

>>164082034
>someone else took it and is being chased by cops
You can cheese almost all of these by landing somewhat far away from the car once you see the obvious police helicopter hovering above it and snipe the driver. They won't actually move until you get close enough so the car and the cops will just stand in place waiting for you

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>>164107047
I never told anyone otherwise.

>>164107170
Is catower a dude?

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>>164105348
>>164105371
Damnit Third!

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>when the ai just hates you

>>164107624
cat's a girl.
with a dick

>>164107595
>not naming it michael bay.webm