/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Tracer!

I'm gay for Reinhardt and there's nothing you can do to tell me otherwise

Fareeha is cutest.

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nth for quickplay

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>>163993014
This is true

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>>163993014
And was made for marrying and cuddling.

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Bastion a cute

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Hana's crotch

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This is a man and woman who have known each other closely for over 20 years.

>they chose to join Overwatch together
>they were Overwatch's closest bond
>their feud was enough to tear the organization apart
>their anger was strong enough to propel them into continuing a dead war into old age and beyond even death
>but despite all that anger they still care
>one still carries a picture of the both of them along with their dearest friend
>one still watches families maybe even couples thinking of what they once had, or never had the chance

>and even in a parallel universe they feel the same
>one wants to put the other down so badly they go against their morals
>and when they are successful, despite all the hate, they're relieved the other is finally at rest and hopes it's for the final time

This is the lore between these two in the game. There is only one obvious difference.

And any sane person would realize this is clearly leading up to a romantic reveal.
If it were heterosexual you wouldn't deny it, and you know it

Why do people say Sombra does bad DPS? Even in Quick Play I've been killed by Sombra's who snuck up and unloaded directly into my skull and killed me in a second or less even as someone with more than 300HP because of so many critical hits.

Armor is what fucks over Sombra's DPS, as shown by the webms here of Sombra trying to sneak-kill Bastion. If someone has armor, especially more than 75 armor, then she can't do enough damage in a short time to kill anyone over 200 HP.

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>>163993118

>Hana's song

>>163993108

Bravest omnic

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post yfw Ogon’ po gotovnosti!

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>>163993118
Hana's booty.

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>Ana
Granny panties with depends liner

>D.Va
Bikini cut

>Mei
Compression longjohns

>Mercy
Lace cheekini

>Pharah
Hipsters

>Sombra
Tanga

>Symmetra
High-waist

>Tracer
Boyshorts

>Widowmaker
Lace thong

>Zarya
Commando

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>>163993357

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How cancer are you?

They have to acknowledge that comp placement and general ranking up for support players is fucked right? They can't just assume we all play with friends who 'carry' us, right?

>>163992847
heat of the moment but it's still stupid that you have to fucking wait

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Why does Genji have so many fucking hit-reg problems? His deflect has registration problems, his dragonblade has reg problems, his fucking swiftstrike has reg problems, get your shit together Blizzard.

What's the next event going to be?

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>>163993398
Hana's Hanas

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>>163993357
I wraith out of there

>>163993521
Now do the guys

>>163993521
>Hipsters
>not a chastity belt
brodoyouevenlore.vm

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>>163993357
>just used my movement skill so i have no way to get out of the succ

>>163993521
Is this what autism looks like?

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>>163993357

>>163993890
This is lightweight shit compared to some of the pure waifushit generals

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>potg two games in a row
>one as Soldier
>the other as Symmetra

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>>163993996
>zen ult
>with how common ana is

Mei's Chinese and she builds walls
Lucio is black and he runs fast
Pharah is muslim and she's a suicide bomber
Junkrats Australian and he's insane
Why are all of the cast so stereotypical?

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>>163993601
QP times since I don't play comp all that much but Lucio/Rein are my top two there.

when will ana be nerfed

>>163993031
Fucking Musicmilk.

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>>163992839
fucking christ i CANT go higher than 2300 no matter what i do! Im playing for 3 seasons and 2300 always was my higher rating.
>climbing to 2340
>holy shit its more than 2300! im getting better!
>...
>....
>falling down
>im on 1990 now
Kill me. Just kill me already. I cant solo climb. No matter what i do, even if i kill as much as i can and working my ass off, it always goes like this
>3 games won
>2 games lost
>1 games won
>2 games lost
>4 games won
>3 games lost
>1 games won
>2 games lost
And it goes like that. I can go to 2300 but then go back to 2000 till i will come back to 2300 again.

Im playing as tanks and defensive characters.
Tried to play Lucio and Zenyatta out of quickplays but it was even worse because i couldnt actually do anything because our dps and tanks sucked and i was just a healer.
>zenyatta has gold kills and damage
>we have reaper/diva/soldier/hog
Kill me.

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>tfw I want to see, hear, feel, taste and touch the blue

>>163994114
>I haven't checked if they've made any new stuff in the last five months or so
Oh I hope I have some catching up to do.

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>>163994390

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>>163993637
>>163993398
>>163993118
Hana's smile

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>>163994341
>tfw fell from 2700 to 2400
forced 50 is going to give me a stroke

Tracey best girl

>>163993684
Excluding the non-humans and robots:

>Hanzo
Fundoshi

>Junkrat
Patch-work drawers

>Lucio
Performance string

>McCree
Boxer drawers

>Reaper
Chastity device

>Reinhardt
Old man briefs

>Roadhog
Commando

>Soldier 76
Jockstrap

>Torbjorn
Boxer briefs

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>>163994554
Yes.

>>163994390
And you never will because your waifu isn't real LAMO

>>163993118
>[HEAVILY USED]

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Jesse McCree
When will the event end? I need to know if is should stop farming and just buy Peppermint Sombra.

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>>163992415
>haven't played OW in months, finally boot it up to try to get skins before event ends
>first game in QP
>nasally prepubescent voice is heard as soon as the game loads
>"HEY GUISE I'LL GO REIN!"
>keeps fucking charging into enemy lines and feeding every life
>tfw
>later on a D.VA does her Self-Destruct right in front of us with no cover to hide in
>instead of shielding and saving all our lifes, he charges into the point and dies to the entire team waiting for him
>"WOW HELP ME HELP ME!!!!! GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS SUCK!!!! USELESS!!"

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Good morning/afternoon/night, /owg/!
How are you today?

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>>163993601
Way ahead of you buddy.

>>163994554
Naw Hoe it's Obviously Widow

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>>163994571
>Soldier 76
>Jockstrap
hnnnnng

>>163994256
January. Look forward to having 2 seconds being added to the grenade cooldown and Blizzard saying it's fixed for two more months.

>>163993172
>but despite all that anger they still care
>one still carries a picture of the both of them along with their dearest friend
>one still watches families maybe even couples thinking of what they once had, or never had the chance

This part is all still speculation though anon.

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>>163994723
Had to play a comp match on my shitty laptop so the decay wouldn't kick in before I'm back on my pc and won so pretty good.

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>see legendary drop from Loot Box
>see this

What is this feeling?

>>163995054

It's a bad feeling because it's one of the worst skins

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Which character is this?

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>>163992284
it boggles my mind that people think it's cool to just try out new heroes in comp

>see bloo picker
>check profile
>under 1hr playtime across QP and all comp seasons, including current
>mfw

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>>163995172
Mei's cute sister, Rei?

>>163995172
Mei from a parallel universe where she isn't fat

>>163994537
why does she smile like a nerd???

shes a celebrity, she should know how to smile properly

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>>163994537
Smug Hana

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>>163995291

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Hana's midriff

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>>163994724

Bitch please

>>163994724
Comp stats?

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There will never, EVER be an Overwatch character as fun to play as the Scout

regards, /tf2g/

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>>163995692
There will never, EVER be a meaningful update to Team Fortress 2

regards, /owg/

>>163995631
way to put the tattoo on the wrong eye fucking retard

this is why there's a wage gap

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>>163994537
>>163995329

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>>163995458
why are junker/scavenger so best skins?

>>163995916
Photos are reversed from the actual irl image retard, learn2physics

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Oh yes, completely random, not rigged at all, no sir.

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>>163995692
Too bad we'll never experience vanilla TF2 ever again.

TF2 is the Simpsons of Video Games. But unlike Zombie-Simpsons, Zombie-TF2 will never be good again.

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>Shitter that's 2 ranks below average on game brought in by a group that doesn't join team chat
>Decides to play D.Va and can't take out sentry turrets once
>Team melted by Sym

Why the fuck do I play this god damn game solo queue

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>Enemy uses all ults on me as Symmetra
>Casually walk back since they can't push any further now

I am sure that kill was worth the game.

>>163995692
Lucio was damn fun at launch. He's still fun now, but less so since the speed nerf

t. scout main

>>163995916
Had to reverse it because hair naturally parted on the right side

>>163996160
this is why there is a wage gap

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>>163996005

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>It's a some shitter picks Ana and has no fucking clue how to utilize her episode

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>>163995916
>>163996213
>he fell for the wage gap meme

>>163996214
>>163996005
>>163995458
needs armpit hair to reach its full potential desu

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>get POTG with Symmetra
>autistic 4man start bitching that all it was was M1
>Play was literally hitting them one by one with M1 as they ignored me the entire time

How hard is it to just fucking shoot her? Calling her OP when you do nothing to actually kill her doesn't make her OP, it just makes you shit.

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>used to only do quickplay
>try comp this season
>it's more rage-inducing, you can't play non-meta heroes, and sucks the fun out of everything
>try to go back to quickplay
>it somehow doesn't even feel like you're playing a real game

Anyone else know this feel? I miss doing dumb stuff like x3 winston

>>163996068

People who stack in comp are ruining comp. 6 stack or solo queue only. Your fucking shitty ass non-communicative random ass picking 3-5 stack that gets us put against a real team is fucking losing games.

Especially if you have people well over and well under the average, because the guy over is shit and can't carry and the guys under are shit and tank the team as well.

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>>163996398
I'd wage her gap if you know what I mean

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>>163996471
i play only for potg and to enrage my teammates

go hanzo or, god forbid, sombra. ive been yelled at from start to finish

why can't I ever find a qt mercy heal slut and instead get nothing but shitters

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Stop playing a 4 stack and picking 4 offense/defense.

>>163996634
I'd wager you thought that was a lot more clever sounding than it actually ended up.

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>>163995631
reminder /owg/ wants to fug 15 y/os

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>>163996746

>>163996650
all the vocabulary in the world cannot describe my disgust seeing this

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>>163993357
>playing lucio earlier
>got sucked in with half our team
>rein puts his shield up
>for some reason I'm hanging in front of the shield
>D.va bomb lands right in front of us

>>163996569

If they don't add a solo queue competitive I may just say fuck it and not play or find some group of 3-4 and actually try keeping up with them.

It's just fucking impossible, what can I do as a solo queue to a team of 2-4 that refuses to join team chat, refuses to communicate, etc.. Basically competitive this season for me has almost exclusively come down to "Which team got the shittier group" whether that's winning or losing.

The few games that actually have 12 solo queue are generally fun, people generally work together, and win or lose it's usually fairly evenly matched.

I hate QP because your team will always try some meme team comp while the enemy will always do the meta pick. Unless we switch we are usually fucked. Competitive is more fun then it.

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>>163996650
for you

>>163996634
>>163996850
Why does he wear that power scouter anyway

>>163997126
>nutted but she still suckin

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>>163993601
weedo maker here

Stop playing Winston thinking he is a tank.

Guys I want to play a moba

should I try Dota 2 or LoL? Dont even suggest HotS

>>163997632
I suggest you play non garbage genres.

>>163997632

Dota2 was the only playable one but now it's not so find something else to do.

I played for the first time really since the first release month and ranked as a bronze in comp. Will I just need to play more to get better?

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>Defending
>Teammate starts spamming the "Group Up" command
>their face when

>>163997167
it's his 76 visor that auto aims
also probably a dbz reference

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>>163996762
Only if it was consensual.

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MONKEY CHARACTER WHEN???

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>>163997828
Who's Lucio

>>163997828
Monkey King character I meant

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>tfw I'm console peasant
>tfw finally doing good in comp
>tfw PS+ just ran out
>tfw I won't have any cash for another three months

Just fucking kill me senpai, this is the most bored I've ever been.

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>>163997828
>>163997925
i need no introduction

>>163997939

>playing fps's with a controller
>paying money for a free feature

?

>>163995814
Looks like the two games have something else in common then.

>>163998023
It's how I was raised, controller and sony.
Even on pc I'd use a controller since it feels natural. And I never cared about PS+. being required since some of the free games were good and I never not had cash.

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>join backfill of faggot gook team
>they complain to me they need a healer
>go Lucio and don't ever switch to healing ever

Eat shit you filthy fucking Chinese rodents, we should've dropped an extra nuke on S.K

>>163998023
If everyone has retarded aim, no one has retarded aim
it's fun

>>163998417
america nuked japan not sk

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>tfw you res your entire team in a 3v3 mystery

You should have seen the enemy Ana and Roadhog, they were so goddamn salty by me running the entire match and using my teammates' souls to fly away everytime they got nearby.

>>163998546
Uh, that's why I said we should've dropped an extra one on them dumb-dumb.

>>163998404

>It's how I was raised, controller and sony.

Sounds like you are a degenerate brand fanboi.

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>>163998404
>It's how I was raised, controller and sony

>>163998608
More like poor lifestyle that cant afford a good pc and I prefer Sony to microshit.
I would honestly love a pc, just no money and nowhere in this tiny ass house to set it up.

>>163997939
Seriously how the fuck does high level play work on consoles?
How do people actually play shit like Tracer that demands you to look around nonstop?
I understand about cawadooty guy but things like Ana or McCree seems fucking impossible

Where is the Kitsune hero?

>>163998758
High sensitivity and a lifetime of using sticks. People can work wonders if they do it right.

Plus from what I've seen, people that used a mouse and keyboard all their life can't use a controller for shit and vice versa. Just muscle memory.

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>join comp
>1 player in channel

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>It's almost 2017 and we're PC gamers are still bickering amongst console gamers

Play however the fuck you want.

>>163998578
>3v3 mystery
???

>>163999002
Fuck off tumblnigger you rank-ass subhuman piece of fat baked dog-shit.

>>163999002
Cross-plat when?
I'm tired of the hate.

>>163999147

1/10, not enough buzzwords

>>163999048
sorry, brainfart, i mean 3v3 match

>>163997632
HoN

or just slice your wrists, it's about the same effect

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>>163999002
no, can't let other have fun knowing I have a different platform than them

>guy with all of 50 hours to his name (10 on his main) in GM
wake me up

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>tfw Hanzo or Widowmaker command the rest of the defending team to get on the point

>>163998968

It doesn't even matter how good you can make a controller work when it's flawed for almost everything you want out of an fps.

You have no ability to have quick precision, which is why all fps on consoles have auto aim and you have no ability to immediately turn to any desired direction for situational awareness.

Being able to be better than people also using a fundamentally flawed input system doesn't mean that much.

Controllers are great for some things like third person hack and slash rpgs, which is why I own one. But they are dogshit for FPS.

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>>163999002
Fuck you, dirt. Consoles are the reason for literally every bad thing in gaming we have and none of the good. Games get fucking downgraded so retarded fucks can play it on their trashy overpriced toaster.

>>163999320

>what is a smurf account
>what is someone with decades of fps experience
>what is someone who is naturally talented

What is the problem?

>>163999575

What is "what is"? What is what is what is what is?

>>163999378
Well I am biased since I've never used mouse and board.
As far as aim assist and no quick precision, there are days I miss every shot in front of me and the days I can flick across my fov and get headshots 9 times out of ten. I would still argue muscle memory and shit like that, is controller really that frowned upon for fps?

>>163999378
If that's true, then how come TimeSplitters 2 is one of the best FPS games of all time.

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>3v3
>be Mei
>enemy team goes Roadhog, D.va and Ana
>mfw they try to flank us in a small corridor

Is there a better feeling than using your ice wall to split a D.va from her team, and watch her try to block your endothermic blaster?

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>>163996762

i think you're right

>>163999652
3 was better and both games suffered because they were on consoles.

>map editor limitation
>levels were twice as small as they had wanted due to constraints

Unreal and Doom 1/2 are also better than Time Splitters.

>>163999634

>and the days I can flick across my fov and get headshots 9 times out of ten

Because you are good at pressing a button when your cursor is crossing near an enemy and the auto aim system fills in the gap for you.

This is why the whole "quickscope" meme exists, because as you scope in on console in the call of duty games the auto aim system automatically aims you at an enemy

>>163999440
Consoles are the reason the videogame industry is even alive at this point.
I'm not saying they are good, but they make money and developers like money, tough shit faggot.

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>Enemy Widow stands still
>Some how she is killing my entire team
>With my slow ass ball of death as Symmetra

Yes we had several snipers on my team yet they still couldn't do shit to her.

>>163999621
mad

>>163999983
>Consoles are the reason the videogame industry is even alive at this point.
It was doing just fine well before then, the reason consoles make money is because consumers give them money meaning that the people who play and buy consoles are to blame for consoles existing and being a hindrance on the development of games.
I never once implied it was the fault of greedy Jew rats exploiting retards for all the financial gain they could receive; birds fly and jews jew.

The blame solely belongs to the enabler and judging mentally impaired faggots who are responsible for it is entirely justified.

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>>163999983
>Consoles are the reason the videogame industry is even alive at this point.
Not really. Whales direct the industry, and the majority of money is in mobile and PC (not the good kind of PC.)

>>163999895
I could never snipe. Still can't. Just good with McCree out of nowhere.
Not all console fps have auto aim though, right?

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>>163996650
There is no way that's a vulva

>>164000326

>Not all console fps have auto aim though, right?

Yes they do, it's the only reason you can even play fps with a controller.

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>>164000227

>you will never be this obsessed with hating someone or something

>>163992839
remember when zenyatta and dva were considered the worst characters in their class? pepperidge farm remembers

>>163998758
I main tracer & ana and play on PS4, high sensitivity, experience using controllers, and quick thinking is basically it.
A lot of people say it's "impossible" to play on ps4 because they just don't have experience with controllers. But in reality it's not really that bad. Sure, a mouse can probably outdo a controller, but when everyone's on equal grounds with how they play then it makes it more balanced out.

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>>164000414
>I cant come up with a counter argument, so i'll just post shitpost worst character

I didn't expect nothing from this fucking board and yet, you still let me down.

>>164000546
>Woah there!

>>164000557

You're obsessed. Period. Some people simply prefer playing on console rather than PC, regardless of whether PC is better or not. You're obsessed with the fact that people enjoy using something that you don't like. Get over yourself you miserable faggot.

>>163998165
Fucking savage

>>164000646
I can say that I'm really really shit at McCree on console
But I've met some good ones

>>164000557

>people enjoy things that I don't like

Wow, how dare they!

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List of things Blizzard NEEDS to do ASAP:

Nerf D.Va
Nerf Symmetra
Buff Sombra
Increase Roadhog's hook cooldown
Start 5v5 games while waiting for players
Buff Winston's shield
Give Reinhardt's shield a slight weakness of some kind

>>163993601
Fuck you you piece of shit, playing the most OP cancer hero that will never be nerfed and pretending to be fucking good. Tracer is trash made for shitters but everyone pretends she's so fucking high skill.

Fuck you. Fuck everyone who says that about Genji when Tracer exists. Genji is literally a direct downgrade from Tracer and he's harder to play, but just because he's Japanese people pretend he's the faggot hero but the faggot hero is Tracer and the faggot player is you.

Oohhh look at me I mashed shift and press E every 2 seconds so nobody can do damage to me. OOOHHHH LOOK AT ME I do Bastion levels of damage.

Fuck you, fuck anyone with double digits in hour on that shit fucking dyke,.

>>164000896
>Give Reinhardt's shield a slight weakness of some kind
Why?

>>164000797
Season 3 rating?
I keep getting grouped with literal retards who can't play so I hover around 2500.
Pissing me off.
>>164000896
Undo the quickplay change that made it into comp practice. It completely ruined Quick for me.

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>QP
>team can't push for shit
>i'm constantly breaking behind enemy lines even when not playing a flanker and breaking their defenses to give my team a chance to get through
>tfw ever I die any chance at my team pushing forward halts until I (unbearably slowly) run back to the point

My guys will stand around a mile away from the point firing into it while the opposing team sips tea behind cover, I swear to fucking god. I hate getting saddled with bad players but i'm only better than the worst and not good enough for comp.

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>>164000732
That wasn't even me, retard.
>can't see new IP posts

Fuck off, Reddit scum. I also already countered your pathetic faggot argument so why don't you screw off until you can come up with a better rebuttal than just repeating yourself like an aged Alzheimer's patient, you human trash.

>>164001008
~3000

>>164000896

Remove group comp queuing so it's solo queue or full stack queue only.

>>164001240
Lucky diamond ass. I can finally get my golden gun if I broke 3000, but guess I gotta wait until next season.

>>164000983
Tank meta, high pickrate. Nothing drastic, just something certain heroes can do to drop it faster. Like give it an extremely small critbox for Widow or take slightly more damage from certain attacks, or something like that.

>>164000896

>Nerf D.Va
>Nerf Symm
>Buff Sombra.

>Doesn't ask for specific changes for either of them.

My man, you need to be specific.

>>164000896
I think buffing Sombra will also fix the Reinhardt shield problem. Maybe make her hack more useable in combat.

The rest of those i agree with for the most part, although idk why the 5v5 thing, maybe just have skrimish for comp again

Is it a mistake to master Hanzo?

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I guess Jacks American genes are why Overwatch got destroyed

>>164001046
So many people playing this are afraid to take any risks. It's especially annoying when you and one or two other people manage to clear a point to capture and the rest of the team remains far away too timid to move forward because they don't want to risk dying.

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>playing symmetra
>red goddess skin
>flow emote
>balance victory pose
>dance highlight intro
>"Perfect harmony."

I love her. I wish there were more skins of her using her natural skin color though, showing off those legs and ass. Utopia is pretty cool though.

>>164001472
Nerf shield back to on-use, not toggle
Nerf sentries and weapon back to original (her other changes make her balanced enough)
Give a damage buff for 2 sec out of stealth, don't let people know she's leaving stealth, hacking slows from damage instead.

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>>164001727
No risk no reward. I hate timid players. I mean, I dunno. Maybe it's a kid playing or their new but if it's some fucking pussy ass bitch it drives me nuts.

>>164001903

>demolish team
>ultimate and go onto point
>eventually die
>get to watch my team mates running around doing fuck all

If this shit happens in qp matches I just fucking leave it sickens me.

>>164001887
>Nerf sentries and weapon back to original (her other changes make her balanced enough)

Being able to place all of her turrets in a row is too OP for you?

>>164001887

>Nerf shield back to on-use.

Oh Jesus pls no.

> be masters on main acc (console)
> go to friends house and play with him on his account
> hes silver
> trying to help him get gold
> first time experiencing ELO hell

HOLY FUCK HOW DO YOU GUYS DEAL WITH THIS SHIT. Most games i could hard carry but holy shit even still there was 1 or 2 games out of the 10 i played where there was nothing i could do. It was either I play Zen and hope someone picks a tank, I play hog and hope someone picks a healer or i say fuck it and pick genji and let them sort shit out. Seriously half the battle was having a non-retarded team comp. I mean, I could carry well enough because the other team's comp was usually just as terrible but how the fuck can people play this game thinking Pharah, Hanzo, Genji, Soldier, Reaper and Junk was going to win a fucking round? Un-fucking-believeable

I mean I think we went like 9-2 or something but I'm still absolutely flabbergasted at the sheer stupidity of people at this rank. I don't have a problem with people being mechanically bad, but losing because of sheer retardation baffles me.

>>164002109
Sym pre-nerf was one of my highest winrate heroes. Having a max of six isn't as much about her being strong as it is about it being against rewarding smart playing and punishing stupid placement. Since you can put 6 down and likely by the time they're all down, you've charged another 6, you don't get punished for being shit.

>>164001447
It already melts like butter against certain heroes. Roadhog himself can take it down by half in one 'magazine'. They don't need to do anything to Rein, they just need to make the other tanks better at being tanks, and not just bulky offense heroes

>>164002109
I think he means original 12 sec turret CD and original 8m (6m?) lock on distance for primary fire

Starting a round with 6 turrets should have been done a long, long time ago because it just fucking makes sense

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>>164001996
I'm so sick of qp lately. It's not even the bad players but I get guys like this motherfucker the other day playing a Symmetra on Numabani. We're pushing the payload and he lays down a teleporter. We've got the payload right around the corner to victory and he puts the tele down near the spawn way back at the start of the level.

I tell him he sucks with Symmetra and he goes full, "It's just a prank bro!" and getting pissy with me telling me it's just QP and to not take it seriously.

I looked at his career profile and he has dozens of hours poured into Genji alone, with Reaper a close second and nothing in support.

I'm not even that crazy competitive but why would you shoot us in the foot like that when we are so close to winning?

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>gg ez is autochanged to some stupid shit
>le "salty" meme is still said every game someone says anything critical or negative

gg ez has been a staple of video game culture for years. salty is just some shitty black twitter shit that caught on to nu gamerz, its fucking awful

>>164002195
You still get punished for stupid placement, and if someone gets the jump on you while placing a replacement turret you're fucked.

Seriously, Symm's buffs are not that gamebreaking or overpowered, people, you say this about every single character buff in every game ever because you're not used to it and because you die more while learning you think it's too strong and demand nerfs instead of getting good.

>>164002148
It needs to have a fluid cooldown system. 10 second CD, max use time 4 seconds, can be turned off early to start the CD faster. The toggle is stupid, and babied.

>>163997939
You should try game sharing with a friend. Me and my friend take turns buying PS+ and go half on some new games instead of paying $60

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Can they buff winston already, he's so fuckin fun to watch and play unlike that snorefest gook mech skank but yet shes better than him in every way. She shreds people up close with her retarded machine shotguns, while winston gets a feather duster that tickles tanks and can barely kill a conscious support or dps, dvas shield can shut down some ultimates completely while winstons shield lasts a picosecond and has the durability of an eggshell, dva has a movement ability just like winston aswell an ult that clears areas way more effectively, dont forget she also has a fuckin second life and a health pool of mostly armor, if only bliztard would balance their already fucked game instead releasing more useless heroes. I guarantee you all doomfist will be sombra all over again.

>>164002335
I love when it catches someone off guard though.

>>164002335
I wasn't even aware. I was playing with some young kid a while back and we were a team then fought. I sent him a message after my team won, not a stomp mind you a fairly even and fun match and he goes, "Wow anon, wooooowwwww." like I insulted him. Son, it used to be a fucking compliment in my day.

All this and yet people still tea bag. What the fuck? I reckon they use the word "noob" too.

>Guy says he only plays Sombra
>He can't get past the enemy defense because he keeps going through the front

Like I get that she isn't a great hero but if you are really that fucking stupid play DVA instead.

>>164002404
Not the original person youre responding to but I'll chime in with my two cents

I don't think she's as OP as everyone says right now BUT I think they need to do some balancing with her turrets and teleporter/generator health. If Symm has 3-4 turrets guarding her ult and she's nearby its nearly impossible to kill without a nuke ability, it just has so much regenerating health and symmetra can get defensive turrets back up so quickly. I think there's a problem when it takes a full Winston clip to kill it, but thats just me

What would you consider the hardest Heros to play? The easiest?

>>164002315
Some people just like to fuck others over.

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Tell me a secret, /owg/.

For the past few days i've been feeling like i've been living on autopilot mode. Doing the same everyday shit, playing the same games, having the same conversations. Maybe it's just because of the year-end festivities, but it's slowly getting to me, and it's slowly getting me depressed

>>164002404
>You still get punished for stupid placement, and if someone gets the jump on you while placing a replacement turret you're fucked.

Not as much, and not as often. You don't have to be as cautious or careful anymore. Because you can hold six at a time you can drop all six in a few seconds. Before, you had a max of three held at a time so you had to preoccupy yourself while waiting for charges, which means you had to be both more cautious of your surroundings and more careful on how and where you place them.

Her buffs overall made her stronger than she needed to be, removed the reward system of her playstyle and goes against her niche.

The flying shield thing is dumb as fuck, but it's fine. Her new ultimate is fine, too. But her increased range was unnecessary and accentuates the stupid corner wrapping issue, and holding six sentries at once I just explained my issue

>>164002683
> Hardest
Genji, McCree, Hanzo, Widow

> Easiest
Soldier and nothing else comes close

>>164002851
>soldier easier than Lucio

As someone who mains a lot of Lucio I doubt this.

>>164002683
hardest: genji, hanzo, widow
easiest: everyone else because this is a gay baby game

>it's in the refrigerator

YOU GUYS, I THINK I FINALLY WHAT HE MEANT BY THIS

It's a breaking bad reference. Jesse says "you think he needs more blood?" when mike gets shot down in mexico and gustavo's doctor says "it's in the refrigerator"

I'm not the last one to know about that right?

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>>164002708
My girlfriend of eight years broke up with me a couple of weeks ago and i've been contemplating suicide a lot. I was finally happy and felt normal for the first time in my life, I gave her everything I had and when I couldnt I still tried. I knew her better than anyone else and she knew me, we were really close and in-sync with each other. I've never cried so hard or felt so alone in my life. I just spent the first Christmas alone at home since my grandfather died. I drank myself stupid all night until 4am Christmas morning and woke up in the afternoon. I can't enjoy anything at all. Nothing makes me happy. The only thing that makes me feel even a little bit better is knowing I can push the off switch at any moment.

>>164002708

Doing something spontaneous. Anything. Goto the movies, go out to eat somewhere new, hit up that friend you've been meaning to say hi to.

I know the droll feeling.

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>>164002708
Pick a game in your backlog list to play

>d.va is literal free comp points
bravo blizz

>>164002907
I've got around 150 hours on Lucio.

He's probably got the lowest floor, so maybe he'd qualify as the easiest. But I think that oversimplifies it a little bit because theres so much more that can be done with him when you factor in wall-ride evasive tactics and proper speed/heal balancing etc... Whereas Soldier is just point and shoot with a literal aimbot ult.

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>>164002931
>breaking bad reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA

>>164000304
>mobile cancer is 19% of the market
If I could press a button to kill every last mobile gamer I would.

>>164003015
Is this garbage F2P yet?

>>164002931
it's a reference to Chick Hearn

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>>164002995
I will ask you one question:
Will pulling the switch off really free you?
Granted, it's a guaranteed way out, but is it the only option?

>keep getting dumped into wrong region servers

BLIZZARD FUCKING STOP THIS, IF THERE AREN'T ENOUGH SERVERS TO PLAY THEN DON'T FIND ME A FUCKING GAME ELSEWHERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

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>>164002708

I am in love with someone who will never love me back.

>>164003198
I heard that it was going to be but they never did

>>164003147
>>164003206

fuck, whatever. Reaper probably keeps blood in his refrigerator anyways because he's fucking edgy.

>>164003308
Even if I someone pulled my life back together physically the emotional scars are so deep I won't ever recover. I spent my entire adult life with this person. I was hurt really really really bad. I'm not sure if I will ever be able to enjoy anything fully ever again without the memories and pain I associate everything with because we did literally everything together. Every night I go to sleep in a stupor or after taking a bunch of pills I hope I never wake up. We were going to have kids together. Get married, grow old and die together. I feel more alone now than I ever did before I met her. I wish I had never fell in love and never met her to know this pain.

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Guess who.

Hint: This is high diamond/low master level comp.

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Cool = Tracer
Distain = Pharah
Ara Ara = Mercy
Bully = Widowmaker
Cold = Symmetra
Tomboy = Zarya
Sleepy = Mei
Smug = Sombra
Bratty = D.Va

Sound about right to you?

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>>164003632

Zen?

>>164003015
>Battleborn doesn't show number of people in-game
Haha oh wow

How to fix Reaper:
>His shotguns are now fired and reloaded independently from each other

>>164003545

Therapy, my dude.

We're all gonna make it.

Don't do anything stupid.

>>164003632
Lucio

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>>164003545
So, you had one foot in reality, and then you lost it.
And now you're just letting it crumble.
How about you start looking for help? Or trying to find another purpose.
Do whatever you want to do, but don't do anything reckless.

>>163995196
2 of my 3 placement matches have had multiple people playing heroes like genji/hanzo/mei even tho they are the least played champs in their stats....
Shut just doesn't make sense.

>>164003545
So why did she leave you?

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>>164002708
Try doing something new. It doesn't have to be anything big, just go for a walk somewhere, shake up your routine a little. If that doesn't work, I've found sitting down with a cup of tea and a book is nice - it's kind of a bandaid solution, but it can help you take your mind off things for a little.

>>164002995
Anon, I'm saying this one hundred percent seriously: please don't do this to yourself. I know it probably hurts right now, but it will get better, and suicide is not the answer. If you're being serious here, if you really do want to kill yourself, please get help. Call a suicide prevention hotline, do SOMETHING, for your own sake and the sake of your loved ones. Don't think you have to deal with this alone - no man's an island, and trying to tough it out without outside intervention isn't always the best course of action. Maybe I just sound like I'm spouting empty encouragement, but I mean it when I say that life is worth too much for people to throw it away. Your life is worth saving, and I really mean that.

>tfw practicing Sombra before she is inevitably buffed too much

>>163994114
Can I have a source please, my good man? I'm not getting much with reverse image search.

>>164003945

Correct.

kill me

Did anyone else find this season easier to get rank up fast and get GM? Maybe it's because the meta hasn't changed and I've gotten used to it, but my teams did seem better overall this season.

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>>164002708
I have astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning) and i get mocked because of it. I swear i can't control it, everytime i hear or see it, i just get really scared for some reason,but all my friends do is laugh at me.

> people in this thread are trying to console one another
> meanwhile, i'm alt tabbing between this and a REKT thread on /gif/

Whatever the fuck you're going through, trust me, it could be a lot worse. Just watched a video of the cartels cut a mans hands and face off with a dull knife while he was still alive. So yeah... at least you're not that guy

>>164004334
wow dude you're so cool and edgy, damn would you sign my titties? please

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>>164002708

The first person I ever dated has completely ruined me in an incredibly fucked up and weird relationship that mentally and emotionally broke me multiple times over the course of months and as such I am increasingly afraid of any kind of relationship. I'm really scarred because even if people approach me I push them away and I'm scared I'll be self destructive and alone forever.

>>164003908
>>164003984
I'm terrified of living my life without her.

>>164004027
I have been trying to get a job unsuccessfully and I come from a poor family. I can't say it's her fault at all, It's my fault for not planning ahead better but I was trying. I was so scared of losing her and none of the effort mattered in the end.

>>164004081
I have a suicide prevention line in my phone contacts but I only ever called it once and it made me feel worse before the chick on the line acted bored or like she had no idea how to talk to me. I've suffered from depression my whole life but I was always such a big pussy about suicide. Now, after this whole thing for the first time I've seriously considered it and it didn't scare me or make me feel bad. It just felt like the thing to do at this point.

But all things considered i'm still job hunting so who knows. I just feel tired and sleep a lot.

>>164002708
My favorite characters are Genji and Hanzo

>>164003464
Reaper probably has all sorts of bodies in his fridge because he needs them to live

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>>164004334

>>164004220
My girlfriend had astraphobia. I'd lay next to her in bed and hug her and tell her there was nothing to be scared off when you're safe in bed indoors.

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>>164003652
Wish there was a dom/switch version of this.

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>>164004517
>ywn experience this

>>164004597
You could if you'd let me anon.

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>>164003150
Y-You too anon

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>3v3
>teammates ragequit
>next round
>hook mei and instakill
>get put to sleep by ana
>get hooked
>am immediately put back to sleep for some reason
>stop in the middle of being hooked
>just standing up with the sleep effect
>can't do anything at all and just get killed
I sure am having fun after work

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OK, I think I've figured out how to fix Junkrat.

Right now his alt-fire just detonates the mine. Change that so that Shift both releases and detonates the mine. Now his right-click is completely free.

Have Junkrat's alt-fire turn all his grenades on screen into duds. Takes effect immediately, those grenades do no damage either on contact or timed explosion.

This gives him a way to avoid being Zarya's or Genji's bitch, as well as prevent self-damage if the player is fast enough. But it doesn't make him too unbalanced. He still has strong counters, and remains a high-risk high-reward character. It just stops him from being a liability to the team.

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>>164004438
Keep calm, and plant your feet firmly.
Weight your options, take it slow.
As i said before, don't do anything reckless, keep looking for the time being.
Set your sights on something else for now while you look for purposes.

How do you get over a ranked lose streak? Keep playing and hope it corrects itself or try something else?

>>164004418
>calling him edgy
whoa dude simmer down a little you're a little too much on the edge there

>>164004652
I'd gladly give my life to save gaming from the mobile scourge.

>>164004721
That's actually really clever. Means you can fake people out and zone areas, as well as become much more precise with explosions.

>>164004790
just spam d.va my man

>>164004418
nah man just putting things in perspective.

Like yeah girl problems suck, but atleast your face wasn't cut off while you were still alive ya know?

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>>164002708

i want a trap bf

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>>164004424
Same premise of 1st person i dated ruining me but somewhat different for the rest. We were rather close as friends and one day i got the nerve to ask him out for whatever reason. he actually said yes, red faced with the cutest miffed expression ever. First few weeks felt like any normal dating style thing, holding hands, awkwardly kissing trying to get the comfy feeling and then after 2 months it was fine. no sexual stuff yet. After the 2nd month i notice he's off in some way, he still comes to me for kisses and cuddles but it doesn't seem right and any lewd advances i try to make he pushes my hands away and i deal with it. 6 months later, still the same stuff but he rarely replied to texts with more than 3 words or even said goodnight. Then not long after that we went to the bar to meet his friends with my arm around his, as soon as he got to the door he shoved me off and lead me in with him, they all saw us and noticed me and i waved back. at some point they asked him if we were dating while he had a few drinks in him and then all of it spilled out, all the truth. "Oh what? Oh god no no no, he just wanted to get his ugly fucking face out the house, i'd rather swallow a cactus than fuck him" he says thinking i can't hear him while ordering drinks. i just left instantly obviously broken and was just... dead inside. he text me saying we were done and the last 8 months were an accident he went too far with. i'm getting over it but i'm scared of being used again in such a weird way

oh whoops look at that im bad at writing and sob time is over

>>164004721
But that takes away his double jump:(

Tell you what, one step further. If I could be locked in a room with every mobile gamer on the planet, I'd go through the gruesome and tiring effort of killing every one of them myself. The button is the easy way out and I am willing to make some great personal sacrifices to save gaming.

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>"destiny has drawn me to the objective"
>"the path is not preordained"

What did he mean by this? If he believes in destiny then the path is preordained. Looks like Zenyatta is just a pseudo-intellectual who spouts nonsense. Didn't expect more from an omnic.

>play Reaper for the first time ever in competitive
>50+ kills

ehh, I think I'm going to get a smurf account

>>164002683
Hardest: Genji, McCree, Tracer, snipers
Easiest: literally everyone else, not even memeing

>>164002708
this has nothing to do with overwatch >>>/soc/ with your retarded blogposting

>>164004721
You know what anon? Junkrat is all about being crazy, so let's make him super crazy.

His balls are effectively the same and now they bounce up to a whopping 20 times before detonating. They don't detonate when they come into contact with an enemy either, they'll just keep bouncing and do maybe, 10 damage from direct contact.

HOWEVER. They all detonate when you click shift. Self damage is entirely removed.

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>>164002708
i hope the person i'm fucking will eventually want to date me
we've been friends for years
but deep down i doubt it will happen

>>164005040
Omnics aren't alive, they are a facsimile of life. Pretenders. They aren't any more alive than a phone or toaster. Everything they do and say is programmed.

And when you least expect it the programming will fail and they'll start killing again.

I have 1,000 coins to burn and I want to learn how to play Reinhardt so I can inspire and protect my allies in battle.
Which of his skins is the most GLORIOUS for this purpose?

>>164005130
>20 times
Fuck that, make it a random number between 1 and 20. That way you never fucking know when a grenade will detonate.

>>164005154
The one with the cape so you look like a hero when charging in.

>>164005067
Fine then, give us your interesting Overwatch related content. I'd love to see what your thoughts are.

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>>164005067

>>164005168
>Not wanting to detonate a room filled with 15 balls

>>164005154
>1000 coins
Just buy his Bundeswehr epic and be done with it.
Then if you don't like him you haven't made the full investment and you can actually play a hero you like/are good with instead of falling victim to the sunken cost fallacy.

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>>164002708
I occasionally play overwatch with my girlfriend, carrying her and her shitter team to victory litterally every time, get bored and go back to what I was doing. Tracer is by far the most fun character to play, shortly followed by Dva and perhaps Widowmaker.

Are people matched via winrate or some shit? I've never encountered anyone worth a damn, just playing with my gf. I only have about 6-ish hours logged. Is this considered seal clubbing?

I played a quite frankly obscene amount of Tf2, and overwatch is essentially just a heavily modded tf2 server with some fancy tassels.

>>164005135
Monogamy > fucking around. There was never a chance.

>>164005064
Actually correct. Most characters are "hard" to play at high level though. A competent Zarya looks nothing like a good Zarya.

>>164005243
>>164005168
That's literally almost an ult. Junkrat would be a must pick for KOTH maps.

I just realized that Mondatta is supposed to be MLK.

>>164004982
I wish I could help you man, but as you can probably tell I have zero experience in any kind of functional relationship, regardless of gender. Unfortunatly one of the parts of all this gay stuff is figuring out if its something you really want, and I've tried to avoid any kind of relationship until I figure it out but it feels like I flip flop on the issue every week and I'm afraid of committing until I'm certain because I don't want to do what was done to you. So in the end I just sit here with all my problems and try to just keep them to myself.

>>164005326
He's a horny commie that fucks prostitutes and slaps women?

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>m1 freeze + m2 headshot out of position guy as Mei
>rages in chat

>>164005243
nigga he'd be like the most powerful hero

>>164005436
ok

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>>164002708
I'm 24, never had sex, never kissed, never hugged, never held hands with either a girl or guy. Never been in love and honestly I never even tried and probably never will. At this point I've lost all interest

>gold elims
>gold damage
>AND gold healing as roadhog

I fucking hate Ana players

>>164005436
>I'm a cancerous shitter
Ok.

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Post them

>>164005538
how is that even a secret? everyone can tell by your virgin walk and talk

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>>164005296
he's not seeing anyone else right now
i'm scared it's going to hurt eventually
i didn't have any expectations of/was not anticipating a relationship when we started hooking up
i just didn't expect to start feeling so attached

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>>164002708
I'm mute, 25, female, and i have literally no social experience. I have decent looks, but i'm sure no one would actually go out with me. These days i've been barely able to stay on my chair due to eating exclusively junk food, and i've been just staying in my room playing games until i pass out from exhaustion. I really wanna try and fix myself, but being mute really cuts a lot of my options for socializing with people. I'd kill someone to have a voice and being able to actually talk, but, then again i'd be worried about my voice, too. I guess i'm supposed to be a mess.

oh hey look it's not cry o' clock anymore

sorry for blogposting too hard
it's just that i had this reality check and how i only kept this to myself and finally realized how shitty my life is
i really need to fix myself

>>164005318
>>164005446
Oh that's a great idea. We should just get rid of the riptire. Junkrat's new ult is 20 seconds of non-exploding balls, all detonated automatically once 20 seconds pass.

Junkrat has no need to reload during these 20 seconds.

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>>164005645
I'm past caring

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>>164005678
i'm sorry, anon
i wish i could help you

>>164002708
>>164004220
I have a similar problem but it's nyctophobia instead. My brother once shut me in his room with the lights off as a joke, and he had to immediately open the door back up and let me out because I'd started screaming. I know it's pathetic, but it's so bad that I can't even look into a dark room without fight-or-flight kicking in.

>>164004438
I'm sorry the hotline didn't work out, it sounds like they weren't really doing their job. Like Zenpai said, it helps if you take this slow. Go one day at a time, and don't be afraid to reach out if you have trouble. That doesn't even have to be a professional, just talking to someone you're close to and getting support can make a world of difference.

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>>164005613
>i don't know how to stay with my team
Ok.

>>164005678
You know what Mute rhymes with
Cute

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CAN SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING PHARAH SHE HAS KILLED ME 12 TIMES

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>>164005678
go away

>>164005838
You'll grow out of it dude, I was afraid of the dark when I was twelve too.

>>164004982
Get fucked faggot.